MONDAY 5-20-24

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Wake Up, Wake Up, WakeUp does like wind up in a world
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scrutiny of bosses and management. Oneshow breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining,
compelling and educated radio and stand abovethe rest. And this show,
isn't it? Yeah? Yeah,yeah, yeah that's that man. I

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mean, I guess after three nights, I'm single. Right. I had
a great weekend two without my wife. It's actually pretty nice. My wife
has been going Friday night, Saturdaynight, and Sunday night. So I
think I'm officially now a single man. Yeah. I enjoy it, man,
I mean it was it's nice.I like when my wife gets back.
She got back yesterday was cool.And then I'm like, hey,
the kids are yours now, they'reall you Well, I go. So

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her brother's in from Miami and he'sheading back in a day or two,
and so she only gets see himlike once or twice a year. So
she's hanging out at her parents' house. I drive her down Friday night,
and then like they're they're like kindof gearing up for like a night of
like you know, fun, andI'm like, all right, I'm leaving.
You don't want to have fun here? And they're like, they're like
what, And I was like,yeah, yeah, I had something to

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do very early Saturday morning, andI'm like I'm out bye. So then
Saturday she's like, well, youknow we're gonna go out. We have
plans to go get some drinks atthis you know place, and I was
like okay. I was like,all I have fun. And then yesterday
she and this is the best becauseI'm watching the clock. She had tickets
for the Eagles did some really coolevent where it was like women's empowerment thing

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and it was like meeting greets withthe players. What a great way to
hit on people's wives. Yeah.Yeah. So it was like it was
like tickets really eighty bucks, andso her and her cousin got tickets.
So the deal was she was gonnacome home super early on Sunday morning and
then I would drive her up tothe city, drop her off, and
then come pick her up. SoI I, you know what, I

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do jojo the responsible thing, andI get up at five point thirty.
I have to go do some stuffbefore I drive her to the city.
I get that all done. NowI'm waiting, and I'm looking, and
I refuse to text her, likeI refuse to be like, hey,
are you up yet? I'm watchingher location not change. It's seven o'clock,
she's still sleeping. It's seven thirty. He's still sleeping. It's eight

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o'clock, she's still sleeping. It'seight thirty. She's supposed to be in
the city by nine thirty. Wow, it's now nine o'clock, nine fifteen.
I get the text. Oh,I don't know what happened exactly what
happened. You had a great weekend, That's what happened. He had fun.
Don't you commit the things early inthe morning the next day you know
better? She goes, Ah,she goes, I just don't feel good.
I go, yeah, you've beendrinking like like like a college student

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for two days. Yeah. Shehas a lot of fun on the weekends,
she does well. My little guywas so funny because me and him
were bouncing around all weekend and he's, uh, he's eleven, and he
yet last night he was like uhso she even asked, She's like,
do you do care if I stayedSunday night? I was like, go
ahead, And so he's like,this is going to be the summer,
isn't it. Mommy's going to godown the shore, meaning here her parents'

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house and me and you just getto have the house to ourselves. Sounds
awesome. And I said that tohim. I go, that would be
an awesome summer. My wife,man, she passed after the weekend with
the girls Friday, I got twentywings so I could split it up in
two servings. There was some pizzaleft for me. And when I got
home Saturday night, Yeah, Itook some naps. Man dead had to
work. He had to spend lateat night. Everybody Monday, brand new

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work. My house has never beencleaner. I know, man, me
too organized and clean. There's adish man who goes right into the dishwase.
Yeah awesome. We're gonna find outCXL workforce and for the day today,
and for that we'll get you.Uh sure, we'll figure that out
a little bit. Hold on,I can tell you. Let's see here.
It's one thing I did not do. Let's see here. Boy,

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it's terrible radio. It's got awful. I don't think it's set up.
No, I'm gonna blame. Idon't think it is. I'm gonna play
my guitar here and we'll figure itout. If it's gonna be something awesome,
it will be. We'll let youknow here shortly around six forty five,
will tell you lunch point sevens theXL s our Jersey's rock stations,

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the XL morny sll. Good morning, everybody, do it live. I
can go alrighte it and we'll doit a lot and things sucks. I'm
scotty. Good morning. Here's somenews for us. On a Monday morning,

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Iran's President russ Seat and foreigner ForeignMinister Hassin Imar come on really at
ab ab de la hi i Nbellet a b d l l A h
I A N it's too much.Man and other officials were confirmed dead this

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morning after their helicopter crashed in amountainous region of the country's northwest. Iranian
state State TV said earlier on Mondaythat there was no sign of life at
the crash site of the helicopter thatwas carrying the sixty three year old president.
An Atlantic city man is charged withattempted murder and a shooting Saturday and
Pleasantville that left a thirty one yearold man wounded. Marlon Chiles. The

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second fled at eleven thirty in themorning. Why are we shooting somebody at
eleven thirty in the morning. What'sreally It's way early, and what's gotten
you so pissed off at eleven thirtyam that the date is starting. The
wounded man was identified as Andrew Millerof Pleasantville, who was found suffering from
multiple gunshots on the three hundred blockof West Park Avenue. The US State

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Department reissued an increased caution travel advisoryif you're heading to Tunisia. The State
Department reissued the level too increased Cautionadvisory as an update to inform the public
about high risk areas in Tunisia.This is unbelievable. You know, my
wife and I just sign up fora timeshare in Tunisia. Do you know
that again? Where they filmed asPark Tatowin for Star Wars Day was in

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Tunisia. It's prone to terrorism.Apparently, of course they killed Luke's parents.
Here are some bullet points within tenmiles of the Algerian border, except
for Tobarca and Am Drom. Withinten miles of the border of Libya,
the Mount Shabi National Park and theMount orbita area of the Gotsfah Governant,

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you want to stay from those areashotbeds for vacations. I've never been to
any of them, never been inthe Tunisia. Dude. You could put
a gun to my head and sayright now, you have to take your
finger and point to where Tunisia is. Now. It's just put my whole
palm on the right to the AtlanticOcean. I'm guessing Southern Europe Northern Africa

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area. You mean like where DaveMatthews was born. That's South Africa.
This is gonna be between. Ithink you go to Italy and you take
like a right. That gotta benear Italy because it ends in a valve.
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for your Tuesday Sunny again A littlebit warmer? Hi have the sixty eight
fifty six outside show? Why ofalmost Blue? The ex house party we
were at, Apparently the woman istrying to hide from her husband that she
is a drinker, and he's tryingto hide from her that he smokes.

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I don't get dad, like Idon't understand me. I mean, look,
growing up, we used to watcha great show till it was tainted
called The Cosby Show. Yeah,and remember a Cliff Huxtable would always try
and sneak his hogies into the kitchenbecause Claire and the family wouldn't let him
eat hogies. Remember we had thatsecret sauce that would put the girls to

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sleep. Yeah. I think wefound out some things about that show that
were a little disturbing later in life. This party yesterday, we don't know
these people, but my wife.Now, my wife stops before the party.
She gets home and she goes tothe liquor store, so she recognizes
this lady at the party. It'slike, Hey, I just saw you
at the liquor store. Doesn't notice, Lady, She's like, ah,
yeah, yeah yeah. She playsit off that she pulls my wife aside

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and says, hey, yeah,my family doesn't know that I drink.
Oh oh, but she's got aproblem. Yeah. Oh, she's got
a real like she's hiding it likemy wife hide it in like the tank
of the toilet type of stuff.My wife says it in front of her
and I guess her kid's here.She's like, listen, she's like,
my husband doesn't know that I drink. Oh no, my husband doesn't know

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that I Drink's family, she says, So in case, in case,
somebody asked, just say that yousaw me at the liquor store a while
ago, right to find out.Now she's she must have quit drinking,
that's what that sounds like. Shemust to try. So she's trying to
hide the fact that she drinks.Now. I guess her husband now he
smokes. Now he's trying to hidefrom his wife that she's a smoker.

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I know I had a guy Iknew a guy man who was a drinker,
and he had a real problem.Like to this day, we can't
he can't hang out with me andmy buddies anymore because we were kind of
neighblers. I guess is it me? He was the hide alcohol I remember
we went to his house. Hewould hide beers like in the cupboard,
like behind behind stuff, and hewould he would that's where he would hide
his beer. That's where mustach is. It's got to be it's got to
be easier to hide the fact thatyou're an alcoholic than the the fact that

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you're a smoker, Like, howdo you hide the fact that you How
do you not know somebody else smokesin your family. One we had a
dinner party at our house and Ihad my in laws over, and then
they had some friends that were offfrom the Carolinas And we had gone on
vacation a couple months before these peopleand they were duds, just duds of
people. So I wasn't that excitedthat they were coming up. But the

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mom they brought their two kids toour house, and the and they're like
older teenage kids, and the momkept sneaking out the front door. Everyone
would say, yeah, mom's goingout the smoke. Oh. The mom
was convinced that no one knew shesmoked. You're gonna know. But she
kept going out every twenty minutes outthe front door. So my mother in

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law had a couple cocktails in herShe called her out in front of her
kids and they caused a huge fight. She thought that the kids didn't know,
the husband didn't know, Like everyoneknew. You kept walking out the
door, and then you come backin smelling like smoke. Yeah, like
my mom will try to hide it. But why I know you've been smoking
since you were three years old.Well, I tell my wife that all
the time, because I miss Youcould take drinking away from me, You

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could take food away from me.Smoking is what I missed the most,
right, and I haven't touched acigarette in years. I tell my wife,
if I come home and you seea pack of parliaments and an ash
tray on the table, that meansI'm dying. I have weeks to live,
so that that'll be the sign thatI'm dying. Now. This woman,
also, we realized, was goingin to use the bathroom, but

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every time she would go inside theas she was take she was taking a
shot of vodka. Yeah, yeah, we realized that too. You do
the vodka because he can't smell it. Yeah. By the way, man,
I wore my summer rental John CandyJersey. She was the only one
at the party that realized that fromthe summer rental might the fun one.
She was fun. We sat there, just talked for a little bit before
I knew she was a raging alcoholic. But yeah, before she just slumped

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over him, passed out. Oldwoman too. I was like, I
good for you. That sounds likea pretty dysfunctional family. You got.
Well, the husband's probably smoking becausethe stress of her drinking. Listen,
honey, you and your husband,you look like you're in your eighties.
I was like, just have agood time. Let him smoke, let
him blow the smoke into your facewhile you're doing a shot of vodka.
That's what life's all about. Imean, yeah, I mean, if

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you're old, just go nuts.Yeah, right, like smoke away,
drink away. But if you wouldhave said, hey, can you point
to the woman at the party itlooks like she might have a problem,
I would have pointed right on her. That's a tough one. Yeah,
yeah, because now you have toadmit to people that I'm a closet drinker.
I had to hide my titos apparentlyvodkas are drinking choice. It's because
it does smell. Yeah, likewhen you're in with the drinkers, you

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know that that's that's that's the goto. You know someone's got a problem
when they're like and they and they'lldo things like no, I just mix
it with orange juice. It lookslike water too, So yeah, I
know that's a no, no,no, that's an orange juice. That's
a screwdriver. And so yeah,you probably shouldn't be having nine of them
before eight am. Look, wewe get bat, We'll do some rock

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news. Here's some rock news foryou, sad news. If you're a
Stained fan, I know you're abig Stain fan, Jojo, you're wearing
your stained wristbands that Aaron Lewis asAaron Lewis and his band Stained. He
goes out and does his country thingon the side, but stains back together.

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I think they're outtoorn this summer.Their original drummer died. He can't
do that old right, what's hefifty fifty two fifty three something like that?
Was he the drummer. He wasthe original drummer and then he got
bounced with he the drummer now forstaying. He joined the band in ninety

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four when they were okay, whenthey they he was the original guy,
and then seventeen years he was inthe band for seventeen years. What got
him bounced? I have no idea, but a bunch of people want the
social media to say. Even theband went to their social media and said
John was Saki's the guy's name,that it sucks that he's dead. So

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he had a problems with his liver. So I mean, you guy Kennedy
from drinking his early fifties. Myguess is, yeah, probably a rock
and roll thing to do. Accordingthe Slash. Now, if you don't
know, Slash was in a bandcalled Guns and Roses. Guns and Roses,
I thought maybe he'd go Velvet RevolverSlash. He said guns n' Roses

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and the way he words it isawesome. Are trying to make a new
record. He said, it's notevident we're trying. The quote is Guns
and Roses are trying to make anew record. He's out there with Miles
Kennedy and the Conspirators And he said, yeah, you know, I'm working

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on a new album with Axel andDuff. It would be the first Guns
N' Roses album since Chinese Democracy backin two thousand and eight, which Slash
had nothing to do with. Soit'll be interesting. They've been out on
torn out. I feel like they'vebeen out on tornow for like seven or
eight years, NonStop, trying tojust recoup some of that Guns and Roses

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money. Let's see here, PaulMcCarty. Congrats to the Paul McCartney.
Do you father again? No?What's the eighty one? Something like that?
Eighty eighty one. He's the firstBritish rock musician to become a billionaire.

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Go wow, Now he has onepoint two seven billion dollars in the
bank, so congrats. I guessthis was the Sunday Times in London first
announced that he's now the first rockmusician to cross over to the billion dollar
mark in England. Ringo Star notso much. Three hundred and fifty million,

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not bad. It makes one ofthe richest drummers in the world.
Sure, but he doesn't have PaulMcCartney money, So there you go.
Congrats to Paul. Some rock newsfor you. I Heeart Radios Rocks Event
Launch Point seven ZXL, South Jersey'srock station ZXL Morning show. I didn't
think this would happen in the beautifulcity of Ocean This is this is the

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you know what, this is moreI'm gonna throw it out there, wildwood
stuff, all right, yeah right, keep that stuff in Ventnor. Yeah
yeah, yeah. This is moreof Ventnor stuff than it is Ocean City.
Bring it to So I go toOcean City. Now I don't live
in Ocean City. They have notapproved my application yet to live in Ocean

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City. But my beautiful mother livesin Ocean City, has the last twenty
five years. So I take careof her house. Right, she's she's
ill, So I go over andI take care of everything every day.
Now. She lives in a veryfancy pants section of Ocean City. I
don't know if you've ever heard this, Jow Joe. It's called the gardens.
It sounds expensive. It's where peoplelive full time. Right, it's

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like you're not allowed to you know, you're really not allowed to rent.
It was called the asphalt. Ithink that sounds awful. They don't allow
duplex is like that. They theythey have mob rules there where, like
you know, they'll break your kneecaps if you do something wrong. So
her neighbors. They they had abeautiful home that they I don't know,
built about fifteen years ago. Wellnow I don't know what's happening, but

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they live in Philly and they're notcoming down and they haven't hired anyone to
take care of the house. Anddude, the lawn is about a foot
and a half high. A yeah, right, the house is kind of
falling apart a little bit, likestupid stuff. But like when you live
in the fancy pants part of atown like Ocean City, dude, it

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really stands out. Yeah, it'snice. Like when you live in a
white trash neighborhood, it's cool tolet your lawn go for a little bit
because everyone's lawn looks like hell right, you got car parts in the back.
Yeah, there's a tractor lawnmower.Has it worked in forever? Like
I have a neighbor who's had acar battery on the side of his house
since I moved in. This nowjust looks so out of control now,
dude. So now because my mom'sill, I'm like part of the neighborhood

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drama, right, Like I'm inon all the gossip. So now we're
all trying to come together and belike whoa do we call the city?
Like do we call them? Buthere's the So here's the kicker. So
the grass is like a foot andhalf high. And this is once again
fancy pain ocean city where you justthese people hire people to take care of

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this stuff. You don't run yourown lawnmower. I don't think, well,
I don't think there's one lawnmower that'sactually in a garage and Ocean city.
These people died, that was mytheory. But here's the thing.
And then when I say kids,I mean like fifty year olds. When
the kids came down, they camedown last weekend. So I saw the
car and I said, you knowwhat, they probably had a tough winter.

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Now they're going to get the housein order. Blah blah blah.
The the woman who who's the daughter, she she lefts, she leaves,
right, she leaves, she spendsthe weekend with the foot and a half
tall grass leaves. So then uhso then I'm like, okay, all
right, well okay, so maybesomething really bad happened with the family.
So now the other sister came downthis weekend foot and a half tall grass.

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Yeah. Still when no one's takingcare of it, and all yours
died, but you still have tomow the lawn, honey, because I
don't want to look at it.Also, I didn't want to say anything,
but her minivans missing a hubcat inbeautiful ocean city. You don't.
You don't have a hubcat missing.I'm surprised that cops haven't towed her car

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because of the missing hubcat and theother thing she leaves and they're still foot
and a half tall grass. Wehave this in Brigotine. But here's what
happened in Brigantine is that you havelisten, it's it's Brigantine. I was,
okay, I don't want to saytrashy. Uh, they're just regular
old people in Brigaty. They callBrigantine the Bronx of the shore. Well
now these these regular people in Brigantine, well now people are buying houses around

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them and knock going to be downof building these beautiful homes. But you
still got that person in Brigantine who'sjust lived a life. Just in Brigantine,
they don't take care of that theway they should. And I'm real
like, look, I'm not sayingthat I sit there with a lawnmower and
cut my mom's lawn. I hirea guy to do it, right,
But my mom's neighbor, this guytimmy great guy, and he's dude.
He's dumped a ton of money intohis house. He the house is immaculate,

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the landscape is immaculate. So thisguy, every time I see him
walk outside, his head is exploding. Yeah, because two houses down it
looks like there's an abandoned house.I got in my neighborhood too. Man,
people just they take care of thelawn. They don't take care of
the lawn, but you got hisbeautiful house right next to it. It's
just this guy doesn't care. Anddude, I feel like, like I
get so filled with anxiety. Likeright now, there's one side of my

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house that gets that doesn't get anysun, so it needs to be power
washed. And dude, I likeevery time I see a neighbor walk down
the street, I get anxiety.And I'm like, they're looking at my
house and they're judging me. Theyone hundred percent are judging me. But
dude, I'm talking. This isOcean City, right. I know I'm
not neighborhood man, and everything iswell taken care of Like I'm not even

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kidding. I feel like the mayorhimself would come to the house and like
and and and beat up this familyfor not taking care of the shot if
they set that house on fire soonand just burn into the ground, because
that's prime piece of property right there. All of a sudden, the city
just takes ownership. That's it.Neighbors start mowing your lawn for you.
Here's a thing I even said tomy mom. I was like, because

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once again it's a town where likepeople don't own lawnmowers. They pay people
to do this. So I waslike, if I knew where their lawnmower
was, I'd cut the lawn.It's that it's that big of an eye
sword, the fact that the kidscame down and saw it and still didn't
still be doing anything. And she'smissing a hubcap. Yeah, you're missing
the hubcat thing. Come on,now, it's not for your mom to
sem on. Now, let's let'slet's take that. Let's get a dude,

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it's like fifteen dollars at an autopartsstore to get like a hubcat.
I don't care about that or thelawn. Apparently apparently not. Uh,
I know, what she didn't havein the back of her mini van,
a lawnmower or a weed wreck.Look, I have a pair of tickets
to go see Deaf Leopard, Journeyand Steve Miller. That's a that's a

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hell of a line. Okay,f Mary kill. I know you're gonna
kill Death Flap, kill Deaf Flap, but I hate Death Flapper. Yeah,
I'm gonna I'll tell you what.I'm gonna marry Journey because they have
a ton of hits, but sodoes Steve Miller. But I feel like
I can sweet love to Steve Miller. Yeah, so I killed def Leppard,
marry Journey, and then definitely havesome sweet love with Steve Miller.

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I got tickets Steve Miller, Journey, def Leppard, Do you want him?
Six zero nine six seven seven onehundred and seven six zero nine six
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Queet back Head, Conspiracy Corner onehundred point sevens EXL, South Jersey's rock
station and the ZXL Morning Show.Yeah, Gary g Garcia in studio with

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us and man. Yeah, beforewe kick off Conspiracy Corner, or let's
kick it off with this dude.I guess when you have a lot of
money like puff Daddy does, didhe? Dude? A video came out.
A video came out of him beatingup his girlfriend, right like,
yeah, clear his day. Clear, he's beating his girlfriend. But it's
only like five or six years old. It's twenty sixteen, okay, okay,

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so eight years old. Right,So then it comes out over the
weekend. The police are like,we can't do anything about it. If
that was me or you, theycould do something. They could do something
about it, can't they do?Like it's clear as day, he's beating
up his Yeah, he can't doanything about it. Well, I know
that she's not pressing charges because hepaid her off. Sure, so she's

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not pressing a couple of mill Buthe doesn't come out now because that's the
question. He bought that tape,Like he went to the hotel and purchased
that tape. So he's the onlyone with twenty thousands to keep that tape.
Is just the rate of the homethat they think, Well people are

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so now people eyes are on them, so people are going to investigate.
Yeah, they're gonna find stuff onhim. And you know, Doug,
if you've seen that video, youknow that ain't the first time he did
it. Yeah, he didn't evendrop his towel. Yeah, so it
was weird. He didn't even haveto adjust his towel. He runs out
of the room tying his towel,gets that bad boy tied before, and

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then proceeds to have a one andjump jump out of his lady and doesn't
even have to adjust the towel again. Don't dude ill if you that's the
man who knows how to beat awoman in a towel with one hand.
If you're you gotta look at thatdog? Why I'm out of the NFL
because of what I did, whichhe should be right exactly, But he's

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like, why is they went afterme? It was on video? They
were able to come after me.Why can't they go after They're not gonna
go after him? And they gotvideos and dog fighting to it could go
after him for that? So didup to How the Mighty Has Fallen?
D Didy music is cool. Ilike the did music. It makes me

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flinch every time I hear him saytake that now. I can't even listen
to Don't it hits different? Dog? It hits much harder. So Gary
that take that punch to the guttwice. What's going on with you?
I am convinced that they are messingwith the weather. You don't think they
can troll on the weather day?Did I tell you? For rest of

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all the sun made in appearance yesterday? I heard you say, yeah,
thank god. I had thought itwent the way of Kanye. I thought
it just disappeared and it was gonnacome back looking different, you know,
But it showed up? Did Itell you? And I said, that
means tomorrow is going to be areal crappy day. What they do in
Dubai, because you know, inDubai they build up everything. Now it's
like a beautiful city. Twenty yearsbuilding that fifteen minute city out there.

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It was just a desert, right, it was just a desert. Now
it's this beautiful city, probably goodhouse music, I heard the clothes.
But it's still a desert. Sothey figured out a way to make artificial
clouds to make rain. But ofcourse, a couple of weeks ago it
got out of control and it floodedall of Dubai. Dude, if you

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don't think they're messing with the rain, I I was on the boardwalk all
of Friday. It rained all ofFriday. But there's two content rains.
Now, there's that light rain andthen there's that heavy rain that when it
hits you it actually hurts, right, But it was that light rain.
Yeah, come out to annoy allday. Everything around me is wet.

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I come inside from from the rainbeing out there all day. Dry as
a whistle. I'm telling my man, you'll dude, fill my shirt.
It's droppet your wet. This isfake water. It's not it's not real
rain. Dog, it's not realrain. Look, I've been around long
enough to know the rain is different. Rain is different, Yo, that

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heavy rain. I remember when Iused to downpour. The rain used to
hit the floor and it will goboop with splash. Yeah yeah, yo,
that it bounces. Watch look atthe floor. You'll see the rain
bounce three times before it bloops.You'll get it's insane. It's not the
same. I'm waiting for tornadoes tocome down to Atlantic Avenue. Take some

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of these crackheads with them out ofhere, like like Wizard of Oz.
I get that it was a dumbmovie a couple of years ago. I
don't think we're far off from Sharknadowhere sharks where we create some crazy tornadoes
and they end up taking over theocean. And then sharks start landing in

(28:14):
people's living rooms through the windows,ripping up whales and sharks and flounders.
And now they're just whipping it around. You're stuck in it. Now you're
being attacked by the sharks. Yeahude, don't be surprised. Man, Walmart
will have a shark just swimming aroundit. I'll tell you that that would
be so bad. Those lung asits full store when it happens. But
yeah, I think the weather,like there's a lot of people that national

(28:37):
like natural disasters could just like youknow, solve a lot of our problems.
Like look the glo. You cansay global warming. Yeah you're not
global warming. It's harp. Yeahthat's what I by global warming. You
mean harp, Then that's what youmean. They've already said they see see
the clouds? What is that?What is see the clouds? They're creating
rain, dog, and it's notreal rain, not real rain, it's

(29:00):
not real. There are moments whereit looks like snow. There are moments
where it looks like, yeah,you're not wrong. You're just saying,
dude, I'm just saying, whatI see one of those weird clouds.
Where are what are those clouds?That the trails? The trails? And
you laugh, But they've already admittedthat. Google it, they've admitted it.
It's trails. They're not clouds.They weren't around jet fuel, and

(29:23):
they weren't around when we were kids. People like, oh, no,
those are sky riders. Yeah.Yeah, I've never seen the say happy
birthday. No, it's just astraight line like you look at You're like,
hey, I must be a rocketship. I've never seen a rocket
ship land anywhere near my home.Dude, there messing with the we they
were getting with the weather in May. I thought I was in Long John's

(29:45):
why is it so cold? Rightnow? Here's days ago, here's here's
a little Scotty nineteen ninety five,sophomore in high school. If you would
have told me almost thirty years intothe future, fake rain and Diddy's a
kid touching shave, you're crazy,dog, And he's not just diddling.

(30:07):
He's beating the crap out of fakerain. He is making stress. It's
the Camp Trails, that's what itis. The Camp shells are getting us
all stressed out, dude. Andhere's the thing. You can't even run
from it. You see that it'sgot to come down. I remember when
I used to live in the hood. They will come and they spray the
trees. Yeah you know that.I remember that truck truck that would spray

(30:33):
the trees. Right, dude.They wouldn't care if you were on the
bend ship. They've come by justright over you. Yeah. We had
to go inside for like five minutes, and somehow magically. Growing up,
I'd be sitting there on the floorSaturday mornings, right right right to your
face. I'd be sitting on thefloor right watching Saturday morning cartoons, eating

(30:55):
paint chips. The exterminator would comeand with his little pumpkin spray right over
my head with dogs up, andhe's like, he's like, just look
your feet up le paint. Seventiesand eighties they say, no children are
eating mad lead paint. I'm gonnakeep it real. Come from exactly.

(31:17):
I will say this. I willsay this. I know one dude who
ate paint ships and he's not welllike. He functions, you know,
and he opens up restaurants and stuff. He makes money. But he always
brings up that he ate paint shipsalways, so it's like it did effect.
He says the craziest stuff, bigup to my man, my paint

(31:37):
ship eater. But that's the onlydude I know. So they're saying that
they created the whole paint ship thingright to get rid of lead paint in
apartments because you can't see through lead. Oh, so that's why they don't
want lead paint in there, becausehe's supposedly now they can see you now
very well. And it's because theygot rid of all the lead paint.

(32:00):
They said. Even Superman can't seekryptonite if it's in the lead. Bob,
Yeah, you know, but Inever liked Superman. That makes a
lot of sense. He's such adumb character. You find some mystical rock
and you could take him out.You don't even have to hit him with
it. You can just show itto him. And he's a Superman,
Wasn't I got a hate love relationshipwith Superman. No, I just strictly

(32:22):
hate. Don't care for them itall. Now, No, who's your
go to superhero dude? Kryptonite andhorses is what takes him out. It's
all right Rappers, the Light,Sugar Hill Gang Song, all about It.
He's he's a flies through the airand panty Hosea called him a sucker
and everything else. Yeah, man, yeah, man, not a big
fan, not a big fan.Man, Gary you Garcia, Where can

(32:45):
people find you? Yeah, youcan find me in Atlantic City, man
in Garman. Saturday, Saturday,we got Jason Scoop coming up. Man,
tickets are popping off, Grab yourtickets at a c jot Trump he's
getting impression. Yeah. Man,if you don't know him, look him
up at Jason Scoop Man and he'sgonna be down here with Steve will do

(33:06):
it. You know, you canhang it out. The YouTube guy that
gives away all constant things and stuffto the point where I think he was
on Joe Rogan and Joe Rogan's likeyou gotta stop, like you're gonna run
out of money. Yeah. Now, he was in a some casino and
he was putting down five thousand onone bet telling the people if they win,
it's all their a backrack, andthey were winning. So he's coming

(33:30):
this acjokes dot com. Man,come check us out about there all the
time channel going oh man, checkout my web check out my uh my
podcast raded G with Gabbygee and BrianTelacotta. We just hit two hundred and
seven episodes and uh well, gettingready to do another live show with that
too. Man, So I'll letyou know what's up with that. Yeah,
check us out, man, it'spopping all right, Gary G.

(33:52):
We love you, buddy, loveyou guys. Man, you're the best.
And big up to High Rollers man. The the guard over there,
the security guard at High Rolled asherbs body Robert. Yeah, Man,
I saw him. I walked in. He goes, yo, dude,
you're on the radio right. I'mlike yeah, he's yeah, I recognize
your boy. He was like yeah, he's like Gary G. Came in
the bus. We smoke. Yeah. Man. We love the shoutouts.

(34:16):
If you're out there and you spotGary G out in the wilderness, let
us know it. Hello, man, I'll give you a shout out.
Take you remember your name? Shot? Yeah, we get back. We'll
do some trash. Oh why longcrash anything thirty on anything, racket rocking

(34:45):
or roughing. Yeah, long crash. There's a lot of rumors out there.
Ben Hafflack and j Low broken up. There was a video of she
gets in the car and he opensthe door for her, but he slams
the door on her. Dude,that's that video is like a year or

(35:05):
two old down and it's great.It'll pop up as a meme and it's
like every guy and it's that you'repissed off of your wife, but you
still want to be a gentleman.So he has this look of like I
don't want to be in the carwith her, but he still opens the
door for you. Show her thatwith the slamming, and then he slams
the door. So apparently, therumors were swirling last week that Ben Affleck

(35:28):
and Jaylo had broken up. Hewas seen without his wedding ring. They
haven't been seen together. He's he'sworking on a movie and she's working promoting
a movie. So I guess onyesterday they bounced around and did like a
Sunday fun day to my wife callsit to make sure that people know that
they are still Oh so they areagain? Okay, all right, this

(35:50):
is sad man. Here's a guyI grew up with. We grew up
with everybody grew up with Dadney Coleman, right, Cloak and Dagger Wargames,
the five he was just in Yellowstone, played a great part in Boardwalk Empire.
He passed away at the age ofninety two. Ninety two is a
good run, and he was workingup until the end. For me,
it's one of those guys where Isee his face. I didn't know his

(36:12):
name, but I see his face, I know who he is. Did
you know did a ton of movies, dude. He did a movie called
Cloak and Dagger that used to runon prison and it was as a kid,
like it was the coolest movie.War Games was cool, but Cloak
and Dagger was my movie, andit was like a kid. If I'm
trying to remember the plot, itwas a kid's like home life sucked,

(36:34):
right, I think, like it'slike dad was abusive or something. So
it was one of these things wherelike this kid lived in his imagination and
he had an uncle, and hisuncle was like an insurance sales which was
Dadney Coleman, but in his imaginationhis uncle was actually a spot and then
him and his uncle would go onthese missions together and it was like,

(36:54):
as a kid, it was socool because you're like, I want to
spy uncle. You know, myuncle spied on me, but I was
when I was in the shower,but he was abusive instead. Well,
I don't think the uncle was abusive. I gotta go back and watch it
again. It's one of those eightiesmovies that had like a like a an
underlying story about child abuse. Yeah, you you described it differently off the

(37:17):
air. So I think like thekid's family life was bad, like the
dad like like used to hit him, right, So this kid would run
to his room and imagine that thiscool uncle who really was just like a
cars salesman, was like this internationalspot right. I don't know if there
was I could be raw. Idon't know, dude. It was almost

(37:37):
forty years ago that I remember watchingthis on PRISM, So my my,
my facts may be a little off. Uh. Steve Buscemi, the guy
who attacked him on the street,the beautiful sweet Steve Bushmi. Did he
get this guy? They finally arrestedthe guy that attacked him on the street
in New York City, so theyhad they had identified him last week,

(37:59):
but they were able to find toget him over for the weekend. Does
he hate Steve Bushemi or is thisjust a guy who wanted to punch New
York City. This is just inNew York City and people are crazy.
He was just playing the knockout game. But lucky him, he got Steve
BUCHEMI Jerry Seinfeld, I guess becausehe's Jewish. This is the only reason
I think this keeps happening to him. He was doing a stand up show

(38:20):
and he was heckled by pro Palestinianprotesters and he ended up going back and
forth with him. But here's mything. Have you ever looked at tickets
to see Jerry Seinfeld? Yeah?Why would you want to get pounced out?
Three four hundred dollars? So you'retelling me you spent three four hundred
dollars a ticket to sit there soyou can stand up just to get kicked
out three hundred dollars. You're amillionaire in Palestine, so I don't get

(38:45):
it. But uh, it's thesecond time Jerry did a college uh speech?
What's that called me? You graduateand commenced this speech and he was
good too. It was funny.I think it was Duke University. And
then they end up walking out onhim. There you go some train one
hundred point sevens EXL South Jersey's Rockstation in the ZXL. I want to

(39:07):
show or workforce employed the day.Good morning, good morning, How are
you good? How are you?Hey? Listen, we played this game
f Mary kill all right, thetickets for deaf Leppard, Journey and Steve
Miller. Go ahead, So yougotta marry one, sleep with one,
and kill one. Go ahead.Okay, what ben are you gonna marry?

(39:28):
I'm going to marry Steve Miller.Okay, I'm going to till Journey,
and I'm going to sleep with deafLeppard. Look at you, you
deaf Leppard slop. You know heonly has one hand to put on your
back. All right, So sookay, so you're marrying Steve Miller,

(39:51):
you're killing Journey and you're sleeping.You're having beautiful sex with deaf Leppard.
You got tickets. It's gonna beJuly twenty third, it's gonna be It's
Distance Bank Park, Many they're doingthe stadium. So deaf Leppard, Journey,
Steve Miller, you got tickets.What's your name? Paula? Hey,
the guy that was giving you answers, who would he sleep with of
the three bands? Yes, hewould sleep with Paula. That's a good

(40:16):
answer. So all right, look, Paula, you won tickets for def
Leppard, Journey, Steve Miller.You stay on hold, okay, okay,
thank you. What do you do? What's your job? Ik?
Okay, all right, we'll leaveit at debt. All right. I'm
gonna tell everyone at the bank youwork at what you just did, and
you're maybe making sweet love to theguy's in deaf Leppard. All right,

(40:37):
look, Paula, stay on hold. We're gonna get all your details.
Okay, thank you. Good buddyman. He's bringing his daughters to this
show. I guess it's a prettysafe show if you want to take him
out to go if you had kids, I mean, if kids like rock
like Steve Miller puts on a solidshow Journey. I saw Journey last year
at Boardwalk Call here in Atlantic City, and I was blown away. They
were really really good. Deaf Leppard, you could fly a kite. I

(41:01):
hate Grand Leppard during that practices inthe I don't eat deaf Leppard, but
whatever, people like def Leppard,So go to each his own. It
almost took my kid to the DoobieBrothers show, and Candram like, I
want to take him to a concertto see like what goes on like the
Lights seven that, But he's juststaking China Grove and he's like, hey,
can I just play Minecraft. Iwanted to see what a show looks

(41:21):
like, you know, an actualconeture, but also a safe show too,
where it's not like war where it'slike you know all the other nine.
It's a fun one. I mean, if you want to bring a
kid to the show, it's it'sat the baseball stadium, a lot of
stuff to do, and yeah,man, I mean it's safe. It's
not like you're gonna get this.You know, Steve Miller's not gonna get
up there and yell you f Palestine. Yeah, you know, he's gonna
go up there and he's gonna dohis hits. Your grandmom can bring her

(41:43):
grandson to go see what the showis because she grew up with def Leppard
and Journey. I got to figurethat, yeah, man, Like,
yes, grandmother's anymore. We're ina Grandma's seven, nineteen seventy three,
and my grandmother's showing her boobs toSteve Miller. Right, it's a little
bit different now, right nineteen seventyseven, Uh, Steve pair, he
is looking at grandma's boobies, totake a picture of what it looks like

(42:04):
behind them, Like the crowd backthen and now would probably look a lot
different. Probably some walkers, youknow, you know, you might get
a wheel, a couple of rascals, you know, maybe one of those
pea bags where people have to havehim on their hip. Look we get
back, Well, not got someheadlines. A lunch point seven is the
XL South Jersey's rock station ZXL morningshow. I sent you some pictures,

(42:30):
and I don't think the pictures couldeven do it justice. I talked about
it last week that my brother somehowhe's got hooked up with a a he's
very My brother's very good at donatinghis time, but he doesn't just go
he's in it. Well, yeah, he's in the light. Yeah.

(42:52):
So my brother, like he wasa Cub Scout leader and then like my
nephew quit and my brother was stillstuck being a cub Scout leader. Right,
So my brother's very good donating histime and like you know, he'll
spend the weekends selling popcorn for charitiesand stuff. So years ago, like
ten twelve years ago, he's like, hey, this little town of New

(43:15):
Egypt, is where his mother inlaw lives. I mean, dude,
it's a po dunk town. It'son the other side of the pine barrens
up by Trenton. And like beforeI said that the town New Egypt.
Have you ever heard of New Egypt? Never? Okay, So it's a
part of New Jersey no one goesto. But these people live there.
So this couple, and they're thesweetest couple. They started a wrestling organization

(43:38):
like them, like WWF style.Once a month they'll put a wrestling match
on, but there's like storylines,but the wrestlers are like mechanics from the
town. Yeah, this is thecool thing about a small town. So
my brother years ago, when mykids were little, right, he was

(43:59):
like, hey, like, youwant to come up and do this wrestling.
It's kind of goofy And we goup and we laugh and blahlah blah
blah. My brother kept going andthen got like he helps out the organization.
He's made relationships up there. Nowhe's kind of part of the whole.
He's also like a hoarder, sohe sells stuff. He's a vendor.
So I go up on Saturday withmy eleven year old We go we

(44:21):
take the hour and ten minute driveto New Egypt, New Jersey, and
it's an American Legion Hall. Nowthe ring stands about three feet off the
ground. Now add another three threeand a half feet for the posts and
the and the ropes. Right,well, there's a drop ceiling, so
the wrestlers can't jump off the toprope. Hey, i'd imagine too.

(44:44):
A pile driver would be tough,right with his feet up in the air.
There was a guy who was supposedto jump on the second rope and
ended up jumping on the third thetop and his head actually hit the ceiling.
Yeah, you got you gotta jumpout, and like dust came down
from the drive. What do youdescribed? On Friday? When I got
the pictures, it was everything Ithought it would be. It actually reminded

(45:04):
me of the room that people diedwhen that Great White Concert happened and the
fire happen. Okay, all right, here's the thing, very much.
I could easily goof on it,right because it was silly, But it's
the entertainment in this little town soldout. Sure, this out to the
point where like I had to sneakinto like a side door and like sit
at my brother's vending table right becausehe was my brother's I'm probably selling chotskins

(45:28):
at this thing, and it's allfor charity, and it's all great.
That's why I hate goofing on it. But dude, it's a bunch of
middle aged men pretending to be wrestlers. And there's a storyline. And there
was one guy who came out.He was like he was gonna use like
a tough goth biker. But hisname was Lawrence, and I just kept
yelling, your name's Lawrence. Seethe fact that there's James Larry, see

(45:52):
this, this this couple. They'resmart because okay, small town, this
is the big entertainment on a Saturdaynight. But the fact that there's a
storyline and everybody's involved, everybody's gonnakeep going because happened last month, what's
gonna happen this time? They leavethem on their chairs. I don't want
people to think my brother's hard upand he's doing this for like his mortgage.

(46:12):
My brother makes good money and hasa career. He does this because
he likes he's part of the He'spart of it. It's so so I
want to give a shout out onceagain, it's goofy as hell, but
they're nice people, like the wrestlers. It's very family friendly and like the
wrestlers come out, they take pictureswith the kids, and these people are
like way into it, like thisthis they I think some of them think

(46:37):
it's real and uh, like oneof the wrestlers won the fifty to fifty
hors. Look good for him,man, So big shout out to you,
w C UWC. It's out ofNew Egypt, New Jersey. Every
month they do one of these prowrestlers. When's the next event here?
Can you give us a date?Okay, it's gonna be get tickets.

(46:59):
The next event it's going to bea month away and it's going to be
a royal rumble. Okay, thisis a big deal. Needs everybody's coming
out and means everybody's coming out.Oh. The other thing is their Summer
Slam. So the way the lockerroom works is you go back and it's
like the broom closet. And thenthey also because it got a little hot
in there, they had the backdoor open and then you saw all the

(47:21):
wrestlers smoking. So I love everythingabout it, dude. It was it
was uh, it was something fantastic. But I want to give a shout
because once again the couple like,okay. It was to the point where
my brother's like, hey, youwant to take it because we had,
you know, I had my sonand he had his son, and he's
like, you want to get apicture of like all the kids and us
and stuff together. And so weasked one of the wrestlers if he could

(47:45):
take our picture, and I thinkhe thought with him and we're like,
no, no, take our phone. You take our picture in front of
the ring. So he got mad. Mic up there, he's got your
phone. He's trying to take apicture of you and the kid. Oh
dude, it's every Okay. Theyhad a DJ. Okay, now this
is where now me involved. Theyhad a DJ and an end and a

(48:07):
hype guy. So me and youcould definitely do that. Okay, listen,
my summers are pretty booked, butcome September October, I will go
out to one of these vents becauseI think my kid would have a great
time. If you ever saw themovie The Wrestler with Mickey Rourke, is
it's that it's it's one hundred percentAmerican league. Dude, Wood Paneling yep,
wood paneling with the drop ceiling.It's every American Legion that you know

(48:30):
you ever went to. At theend of the night, my little guy
went up to go get French fries. They just handed him French fries for
free because they didn't know what todo with the food that was left over.
Next day they have bingo. Man, it's okay. So it's eight
forty five and I'm looking at myclock, like my phone at the clock,
and I'm like, okay, Igot to get out of here soon.
I've been here way too long.And they're like, next match,

(48:52):
the final match. It's it's ithas an hour time limit. I think
of my brother and I go onehundred. It's eight forty seven. Now
I go hard out work at nineo'clock and I go, you know why?
Because they want to get the AmericanLegion cleaned up for bingo the next
day. They got to take thechairs down, they got to fold the

(49:12):
tables, they got to mop thefloors. Part out, do you do?
You know? Do you who getspinned? Nine o two? My
kids pinned and that's it. Gameover. They got your money. Part
out at nine o'clock. Look wewe get back we'll do a thing called
you Think you have it bad.You think you got it bad. I

(49:36):
don't think we have it bad.A three episode docu series called Ashley Madison,
Sex, Lies and Scandal. Ithink we used to advertise with them,
right or no, they advertised withus. Yeah, we got called
out by someone like I can't believeyou guys are promoting it. I don't
know. It was adio station neededsome money, so we'll promote anything here
like a radio. We're horse,we'll sell anything, right like you you

(49:59):
you buy advertising, we'll pitchure thecommercial coming out where you can buy a
kid. Uh, that was wayfair. So Ashley Madison was a company.
It was a website where if youwanted to cheat on your spouse you could
go and it was like a datingsite to cheat. Right. So this
three part series on Netflix has resultedin the membership boosting of the dating service.

(50:19):
I guess it's still a thing.The documentary deals with the cyber attack
that happened back in twenty fifteen,which saw the release of personal information of
those doing business with the site,and how it affected the lives of those
called out. I don't know,dude, how people in this day and
age can cheat. Now you can't, man, you can't dude tracked.
So I mean, like I couldn'timagine my wife has all my stuff.

(50:45):
She tracks my phone right and asI'm not saying it, like she does
it like to keep an eye oneven probably does, but like I just
let her have it. So likeI couldn't imagine trying to cover your tracks.
Like guys used to get caught preself, So you imagine how bad
it has to be now with thecell phones we have. Yeah, like
y'all dumb you had to be toget caught cheating back in nineteen sixty five.

(51:08):
I know exactly where my wife isbecause like twenty minutes before she gets
home, I get up off thecouch, I turn off the TV.
I start loaning up the dishwasher.Man she gets home, it looks like
I've been working all day. Peoplestanding below a twenty three story lad tower
in Portland, Oregon, are beingrained down upon with canned goods for weeks.
Local residents have become increasingly concerned overthe potential deadly consequences of being pelted

(51:30):
in the head by can goods fallingover two hundred and thirty feet The Portland
Police Department is aware of the incidentsand call it extremely troubling, but they've
been unable to pinned down who's throwingthe cans at the people out of what
window? Dude? Two hundred feeta can of like corn? I don't
kill you, dude, that'll killyou. Yeah, like five feet it

(51:51):
hurts. Remember, Yeah, Rememberwe had a buddy. His parents,
so I guess we're getting a divorce. So they were separated and the h
and he's he actually had to drawit for a counselor. His mom had
picked up can goods out of likethose brown paper bags used to have when

(52:13):
he went to the supermarket, andshe threw them at his dad's head.
And then and then I remember Iremember him telling me that, like he
had to go to the counselor's officeat school and he had to draw what
happened. And it's his mom throwingthe can good at his dad's at it
at his dad's end. Pretty awesome. Yeah, he had some other stuff

(52:35):
happened too, like an uncle.Yeah, you know what I'm talking about
right now? Who is this?It's not the guy whose mom talks to
spaghetti yeh yeah? Oh him?Oh, I didn't know. She whacked.
She whacked his dad, that's whatThat's what made the dad leave.
She she clocked him in the headwith a can of corn. Wow.
Yeah. Yeah. He also dida uh he he had a draw a
picture. He's had to go tothe counselor's office the time he's an adult

(52:58):
man now of his house burning down. Yeah, and I think that's what
made probably made the counselor call someone. Maybe the authorities. A one thousand
dollars won't put a dent in theirstudent loans, but every little bit helps.
The graduates from University of Massachusetts Dartmouth, We're happy to be gifted it.
At the graduation ceremony, the commencementaddress was given by Robert Hale Junior.

(53:21):
Isn't that the guy who played theskipper from Gillion's I look, you're
right right trying to see the credits, the billionaire founder and CEO of granted
Elk. I have to say,the college kid, you were everything A
college kid isn't Gilligan? During hisaddress, so this guy's a billionaire.
During his address, he announced thateach graduate's gonna receive five hundred bucks,

(53:46):
and then he also said I'm gonnagive you another five hundred. So each
kid was given a thousand bucks.I mean, look, you're two hundred
thousand dollars in debt, but yea thousand bucks. One thousand bucks interest
too, right, let's go beermoney. There you go. Those people
they have a bed well a hundredpoint seven ZXL South Jersey's rock stations,

(54:06):
THEXL one show. Last time,my wife leaves the garage door open?
Now all night, all night happened, dude, We'll leave our back Honestly,
I'm gonna just let people know thisnowt you can come kidnap my family
because somewhere in my house there's adoor open. Go in the back door.
It's always gonna have unlocked. Thefront door is constantly unlocked. But
I have a family it's afraid ofeverything. So I'm like, for a

(54:29):
family that's afraid of everything, youleave every possible door unlocked. See.
I make my rounds every night.I make rounds. First of all,
I open on the first one inthe bed. That's the problem. I
opened the basement door. I makesure the lights are off right, and
then I go mons. I makesure everything I make I usually make sure
the doors are all locked, andif my wife has to let the dog
out, she does and then backup. What if someone goes and like

(54:51):
like eight thirty or nine o'clock,So usually she'll go in the back door.
But I always checked the garage door. So last night, man,
my guy, and that's our thing. Well what it's the way all weekend?
So last night I don't go I'mup. I go to bed early.
I said, listen, you dealwith the kids, not in a
bad way. I'm like, I'mgoing to bed. I've been exhausted.
I'm gonna say, go to bed. Three times a month. Our griage
door is left open all night.Yeah, it was just last week.

(55:15):
Gridge store left open all night,just like eight thirty. I go to
bed, I come out, Icome out this morning. I get in
my car, I turn the headlightson. There's my garage wide open.
All of my all of my gearis there, Bikes, all my tools
are there, are nice bikes arethere. I'm I'm looking at I'm looking
at five thousand dollars worth the stuffthat people could have just got out of

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the cars, picked up, walkedand got in their cars and drove away
with me. And you are verylucky in life, we live in neighborhoods,
developments, whatever you want to callthem. That they're pretty safe.
So, dude, griage door getsleft open. My bicycles are at the
very end. Somebody could easily justwalk up my driveway, grab the bike

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and roll away. I'm looking attwo thousand dollars worth of my DJ gear
from the weekend. I'm like,yes with it, this is so wee.
And here's also, she's also theone that's just did you lock your
truck? I'm like, okay,she's also the one that locks off.
She must have locked both cars.Last light from inside the house, My
left the garage door wide open.My wife will leave all the doors wide
open, but she'll take the garageclicker in her purse because she doesn't want

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someone opening her car door and openingup THESS the way to do it.
Man, So that's that window openthe garage. And here's the thing,
we'll leave the garage door open.Yeah, so it's already done, and
you're missing the point when you driveup to be able to open. And
the other thing that drives me nutsis bathroom lights on. The garage light
is on. Why are we solazy that we can't turn the light on

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or the worst because I can't imaginehow much electricity this is pulling the bathroom
fan is left. Yeah where abasement lights are on because again the door
closes, so you can't say yeah, but with the lights on in the
base of the monsters go away.But I come up. I come up
in the morning. I look atthe pantry door. It looks like the
door from the ring. You cansee that the light coming through the whole
square. I'm like, let's justturn that off too. Let's talk some

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more. In my house, thebig thing is we don't shut cabinets.
We open up cabinets and then justleave them open. Came down this morning
right over the top of the coffeepot. Both cabinet doors were open.
I thought it was a fanto.It was the fano. Snap. Are
we in such a hurry that wehad to grab that coffee mug and we
didn't have time to shut the cabinetdoor. We saw this last night.

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I was shocked at this was bythe way, we love our wives,
right, My wife is pretty goodat this stuff. It's the one hundred
percent of kids I know. Shewent upstairs to change after we got home
last night, comes down in thepajama so I go up to bed.
There's her shorts and her underwear justright there in the middle of the floor.
I said, you didn't think thatwhen you took those off, that
you were just gonna put it ina in a launcher basket. There's times

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where my wife will take a showerand we have one of those, but
they call it a water closet.I can't even get into it because the
closer blocking the door, and Ican't open up the door enough to get
into the actual bathroom itself. Thankgod, their damn near perfect after all
this. But yeah, yeah,I still I love her because she's hot.
Yeah exactly. Why God if mywife wasn't a good looking out the

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door man, Yeah, she wasbugly out the door gone. Yeah,
I tell her too. I'm like, are you sure you want to eat
that pass? Because it's late night? Look at this, I'm a I'm
a ten, That's what I'm saying. So I'm like, you know,
look, I got you're a lovelylady. But right here, everybody thanks
your callings and they always welcomed onthe show. Glen. When you're all
a part of this, stay there. We kill call that rock blocking.

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It's one hundred point seven. TheEXL, South Jersey's rock station is ZXL
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You're very long in right, gonnastop shout stop this side well to be
happy to where just smiling. I'mjust smiling, keep on smiling. I'm
smile rocking out, man, Iknow you guys are awesome. My love
looking at you guys on my wayto work. The rings shoot they got
yeah warming up Chip and I'm like, I'm about you there we're rocking.

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Hey, thank you you shot youthe beast? How you do Yeah?
Keep me laughing, man, youguys are great. Good morning guys,
Hilaria, let me say at it? Oh God, is it my radio
or it's are you only broadcasting inMANA show? This is the raads in
DJ like if you're on it,I listened to its. Man getting up

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