THURSDAY 5-23-24

KIDS ARE LAZY

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an it. Hey man, what'shappening? I fell asleep on my couch

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last night watching the Phillies game.My house is like a subway station,
up and down the stairs, everybodyin and out. I'm like, can
everyone just go to bed? Well, you're like the hobo. You're on
the It's like you're on the parkbench. It was like nons Okay,
it wasn't super late, but itwas like nine thirty. My wife decides
to tackle the entire upstairs. Soshe's ripping through stuff. I have my

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oldest she's coming down. She's likebaking cupcakes, and I'm like, can
everyone just relax a little bit?Sounds like a ninety sitcom, you know,
where there's always action going on.She was always coming into the room,
just non stop. And then Ican hear what's going on upstairs.
I hear the little guy he's runningroom the room. Now it's why my
wife thinks this is okay. It'sten o'clock at night. He's on the

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phone with his friend playing video games. Yeah, I love that. Man,
this kid's living a life. I'mnot even I can't even be on
the phone at ten o'clock with myfriends. My my my son is so
checked out because school's almost over.Yeah, right, like yesterday and they
did their field trip, so prettymuch it's all done. Right. The
only thing we have to do ismake sure he doesn't miss a day cause

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my wife went a little crazy thisyear with vacations and stuff. And we
got that letter, you know theletter. It's like, hey, if
he misses another day, what yo? What? We don't know? You
taught him virtually for two years andno one did anything for two years.
It was that letter. It's like, hey, yeah, like you's got
one day left, and then afterthat, it's gonna be a thing like

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we gotta We don't know exactly whatthe punishment's gonna be, but there's gonna
be a punishment. Yeah, I'moldest saying he's eleven. He's like,
I'm not going the last day ofschool. I'm like, why not,
man, that's the fun day he'slike, yeah, it really goes on.
I'm like, yeah, you knowwhat, you make a lot of
sense. My wife did that,I think last year. She's like,
I want to keep him out thelast day, and they wanted to do
something. I go, But that'sthe fun Like you work all year for

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that day, just hanging out,that's the fun day. They give you
ice pops and you run around inthe and in the courtyard. Butch,
why can't we just shut that down? I don't know. My son's in
fifth grade. He reads at afirst grade level. Maybe he needs those
last four days to brush up forthe summertime. Because nothing's gonna get done
to summer. I'm gonna be homewith the kids now. I'm gonna try
and find some some trips to do. You know, Yeah, the flank

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Franklin Institute or something. Maybe maybeyou're the problem. It's the Franklin Institute.
I'm going there. I might goto the voo, who knows,
you know, take them to thevoo. What's the voo? That's a
zoo? Oh the zoo. Yeah, I don't do anything educational when it
comes to summer. Yeah, I'mgonna try man, because he's so behind

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in his reading. I got this. The seven year old reads better than
the eleven year old. That's aproblem, man, they get They send
us a list of like books he'ssupposed to read and like things he's supposed
to do. Yeah, it doesn'teven get open. Now the workbooks.
Everybody wants to order workbooks on Amazon. It never gets done. His backpack
the last day of school, itgets zipped up. It doesn't get unzipped

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until the night before when we're runningaround like crazy of the next school year,
trying to make sure he has everythinghe needs. Yeah, my eleven
year old. Man, he's readingthe Q cards, Rocky and Rocky toomb
we's selling the cologne. He lookslike Tarzan gets the cage behind him.
Everybody on Comedy Thursday, Man,we're gonna dive into that. We're alsill
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morning or some news foh use.The White House yesterday said it has approved
seven point seven billion dollars of studentdebt cancelation for about one hundred and sixty
thousand students, part of its ongoingeffort to provide relief after the Supreme Court
last year block you mean buy votes? Is that what you mean in President
Joe Biden's playing I know, man, my kids have college loans. I

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didn't get any email saying that they'reforgiven. It's just so unfair to anybody
that went to a trade school oractually paid off their vote, or the
ten years ago you graduated and youpaid off your two hundred thousand dollars debt,
and then you're just watching these peopleget handed free money. Fair.
A subcontractor who says it's owed onepoint seven million dollars for work done at

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the large indoor water park in AtlanticCity is asking for the creation of a
lean in order to be paid.That's according to a Supreme Court filing in
Atlantic City. Parker Interior Plantscape isowed that amount for performing irrigation and interior
landscaping for the Island water Park atthe show Boat. The one hundred and
twenty thousand square foot water park wasbuilt by Bart Blatstein, the Philadelphia developer

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who formed Tower Investments. The waterpark was an add on to the Showboat,
which he also owns. I'm surethat checks on its way. Yeah,
good luck, squeeze some money outof this city. The US Department
of State is telling Americans to steerclear of another vacation destination. Dude,
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Frank said Venezuela, and I saidgreat. And now this came out.
The State Department reissued a Level fourdo not even travel advisory, the

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Jerseys Rock Stations, the XL MornShop. Maybe I'm a good dad,
Maybe I'm not. I'm a goodhusband, not a good husband. Maybe
I should be there during the surgeon. Maybe I'm not going, but I

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don't. I don't know. Man, my kid has surgery this morning.
Yeah, they're gonna take a towof It's really it's I don't know.
Maybe I'm just downplaying it, butit is. Really it's really a common
thing. It's a it's a commonsurgery. Yeah, he's not gonna.
I don't think he's gonna. Andit's his second time doing it. Maybe
that's an issue that he's had tohave to do it a second time,

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but uh, me and you shouldtailgate it. Let me tell you.
I don't know how I got outof it. I'm shocked because you know,
my wife I should be involved.I get it, but like,
yeah, last night, so hehas he's getting eared to it in right.
His hearing's awful. I don't knowI'm gonna find out there's no fluid
in there. He just doesn't wantto listen to what we're telling him to
do. I thought my son,who's twenty one, that's for he was

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like four when he got the tubesin, and I really thought he was
just not paying attention to me.Yeah, and then finally a doctor's like,
no, he really can't hear.I mean honest, it's kind of
annoying because he'll walk by me like, hey man, you know, you
know, go get I don't know, go do something or whatever, and
he just kind of keeps walking by. It's kind of like what my wife
does. Maybe she needs tubes becauseshe does the same thing, but she

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just ignores me. Well see,it's that weird thing where he's already got
it done once and I guess theydidn't take so he's got to do it
again. Yeah, he's popping outthere. When they're little, you get
worried his parents because they're little andthey're going under and I get that,
but as they get older, it'slike, yeah, it's like little wife
will handle this and I'll make surehe's got ice cream when he gets home.
Y. So yesterday we finally findout what time surgery is on third

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She's a very odd thing. Itwas so annoying because I couldn't even line
up the show to do something.He and and and take off if I
wanted to. So it's he's likea lottery system. That's stuff. He's
gonna do it. Maybe it's not. What if someone had to like travel
like a couple of hours to travelto this place to get the surgery and
I'm not finding out till the nightbefore what time the surgery? Yeah,

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or put in for like some typeof vacation time or something. Yeah.
So one o'clock we get the email. It's it's today. It's like at
seven thirty some sitting there, I'mlike, I don't want to take off
work. There's really nothing. AndI think about it too, What am
I going to do, Like,my wife has to get him there at
seven thirty. She's gonna check themin. And you know the easiest part
is the operation. Yes, she'sgonna have to fill out a bunch of
paperwork that's gonna take some time.And then you're gonna sit down and you

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gotta wait. You gotta wait forthe doctor. And then he gets pulled
back being bang done, and thenhe's you gotta wait for him to wake
up. That takes forever. Soreally, the operation is the easiest part
of the morning. And I can'tassist in any way. It's not like
I'm holding his head and you know, the doctor's gonna put the tubes in.
So what am I really, youknow, really had to do?

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But I had to line some thingsup today. Can I shove a tube?
Men? Yeah? Like, letme see what it is like my
wife any man, because you're goingto voorhis Yeah, I don't have to.
We went to the shop one year. Yeah, it was awful.
It was so long ago that whenmy son got him, that wasn't even
there. We had to go toWest Philly. Yeah, that was and

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I remember driving and my son's like, why are all these buildings falling down,
and I was like, we haveto have a long talks on Yeah,
where are we getting the procedures doMexico? Yeah, when I got
off the hook yesterday and it justmakes sense. And she said, listen,
you don't have to go. Isaid, you know what, You're
You're right. I just didn't wantto be the one to say it because
you know, I don't know,but it's it's a pretty routine. Is
there a chance that she gets homewith the child who just want who just

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undergone an operation and you're watching Entourage? Uh, that could happen. Okay,
I got to pick up the littleguy from the moth. The one
thing I did wanted to see islast time he had it done, he
comes out of it and we hadto we had to warn them last time
he bit a nurse, Like,he comes out he's a little crazy,
like a little animals. He's awarewolf. Yeah. I was like,
I'm going to miss that part ofit. But yeah, so I'll do

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everything around the surge. You'd behonest, man, why did he But
did he did? He just notknow where he was, so he decided
he was just going to start bitinghis way out. No, she was
hot. It was a hot nurse. He was trying to warm her up
a little bit. Yeah, Iguess he came out of the anesthesian.
He was. He was a littlelooping, a wild kid man. Yeah,
all of a sudden, that's howthe zombie apocalypse happens. So yeah,

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so now she's infected, she hasbad ears. Noah, I was.
I was glad to get out ofit. And this is a this
is a mom thing too. Thisis you know, because I'm like,
I just go in there and justdo it, so big deal. Mom
gives him that, you know,that that attention he really needs before he
goes in. He'll be fine.Yeah, her bedside manner is probably a
little bit better than yours. Yeah, Like when he gets upset, I
yell at him because I remember makingupset for man. Not only am I

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at chop in in West Philadelphia,but you know, there's only one paran
allowed back. So my ex wifegoes in, and now I'm stuck in
the way eating room with my exmother in law. Oh that's even worse.
So now I'm trying to read likehighlights magazines, just ignoring her,
Like me and her At this point, it's so contentious. We're not even

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talking to each other. I waslike, oh, this is yeah.
I'm like you man, I'm like, is there a bar? Can I
find a West Philadelphia bar? Like? Where did the where did Will Smith
go? Can I be honest?Man? I was. I'm pretty impressed
she's awake already because she's been textingme. That was my main concern today.
I loved that she was gonna oversleepfor the surgery. You're you're so
ill prepared for this. You youdidn't have your phone on you. She's

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texting me. Your wife's texting meto tell you to text her. Yeah,
because I forgot the line up wherethe seven year old was going.
Boy, that's my fault. Whenhe gets off the school and everything he's
got they made. You really didjust give up to yah? Yeah,
I'm here though, I'm here.We lease do this. We get uh,
we get back. We'll do somerock news, Scott News. There's

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some rock news for you. ElvisPresley's granddaughter, we talked about it yesterday.
Somewhere somehow Graceland was gonna go upfor auction, like bankruptcy auction,
and this was her fault or hermom or her mom Lisa Marie. Apparently
Lisa Marie Presley, Elvis's daughter,not very good at bookkeeping, and she

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was borrowing against Graceland to the tuneof like five million bucks seasons and which
once again, Elvis makes a couplehundred million dollars a year just with his
likeness, So like what were youlike? And then and then she ran
everything like it was her like whatwhy do you need that extra five mili?
Yeah? How do you blow thisamount of money in the year.

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So Lisa Marie died last year.So Riley Coe is her daughter or Keo.
I don't know if it's co orKio. She has convinced the judge
to block the auction, saying thatthere, in fact, the documents that
were signed by her mom and someother people were fraudulent, to the point
where even the FBI is now involvedbecause they want to find out if it

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really is a fraudulent thing. Soit looks like Elvis's Graceland is going to
be staying in the Presley family.What is Graceland? Is it an amusement
park, It's a house, it'sa souse. You just get to walk
to where his yard was. It'snot very big. Okay. I mean
it's big for the time, butlike you look at it now and it's
like, you know, there's developmentswith house that the house is that big,

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you know, twenty minutes here.Can I see the toilet at the
bathroom where he died on the toilet? You can, uh, yes,
I sit on it and take apicture. No, no, the junt
You can go to the jungle room. He had a room that was a
themed jungle. You can see thedove, you could see kind of you
could see the room where you usedto shoot the TV when he didn't like

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what was on television. Huh.It's I mean, it's kind of neat.
It's one of my like bucket listthings. I've never been. But
everyone that goes there is shocked byhow really small it is. And like
his plane, like they then there'slike a little museum like his cars and
his plane. And I think he'sburied in the backyard. At least the
Marie is buried next to him.I don't hate Elvis, I just don't
like him. I've got a coupleof you got a couple of songs.

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He's got some bangers. Yeah,I'm a big Elvis fan. I'm a
big Vegas Elvis fan. I likeI like Elvis. I don't love Elvis,
like near death fat, but likewhen he's in shape, he starts
putting on the jumpsuits. For somereason, he thinks he's a karate master
and he's doing karate moves on stage. My mother in law totally couldn't,

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totally could have banged Elvis. Sheused to do his wigs. Man,
your wife maybe Elvis's dog. Idid the timeline. Not even close,
dude, This is a set hadto sit in her mom for a while
some years. Well, no,your wife was born in eighty one.
He died in seventy seven, SoI mean you're not awful, you know.
Yeah, he could have kept itaround a while. Yeah, uh,

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dude. This is a very sadstory, but I get how it
could happen because we're old now andthings like this happened to old people.
One of the founding members of theband Train Right drops the Jupiter Meet Virginia.
They're not that old. He's fiftyeight. He died yesterday by slipping

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in the shower. You're at fiftyeight year about that time, his house
sitting for a friend in Belgium whenhe reportedly had an accident. His body
was discovered by the homeowners when thereturn from the vacation. So who knows
how long he was sitting in thein the in the bath, pub or
shower. Oh that's sad. Yougotta have But dude, I've done that
man where I like, you're inthe shower? Did you just start to

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slip a little bit? Yeah,I'm down. Is this how it's gonna
go down? Like? I'm like, is this how it's gonna end?
And for the guy in train,Yeah, that's he left the band in
two thousand and three after the bighits. So yeah, it's a shame.
Charlie Collins was his name. Uhyeah, rest in peace? Man?
May you see some drops on Jupiter? Yeah? They said Bob Saggett

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died too. We slipped right hithis head, yes, but you know
one of those things where it wasa big marble like floor of a bathroom
and he slipped, hit his head, tried to get up and go to
the bed, and I guess youknow he was he was. He was
hurt way more than he thought yea, and then ended up dying on the
bed. Uh. You sad?Dude. Yeah, I mean, you

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know once again, but these guyshad some bangers, you know, like
I said, Meet Virginia drops theJupiter. They're on my playlist. Backstage
Auctions have announced that the Alex vanHalen collection is going up for auction.
So it's gonna be all of Alexvan Halen stuff or a lot of Alex
van Halen stuff. Of course,he's the drummer and van Halen Alex it

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said, it's quote an unbelievable honorto represent one of the greatest rock drummers
of all time. We cannot beany more excited. Alex is the reason
why so many people picked up apair of drumsticks, and this auction is
a fantastic opportunity to see so manyof the instruments and gear go to new
homes. All these pieces have athick layer of magic and we can only
hope it'll bring boundless joy and thrillsto future owners. It looks like there's

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about three hundred and fifty things thatthey're going to be auctioning off, so
it says each thing that's sold willbe signed by Alex van Halen and get
a certificate of authenticity. So Ithink this is going to go for the
next month or so. Anything fromdrumheads to kick drums, cymbals, gong

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sticks, mallets, record awards,autographed pieces, and a lot more.
That's Alex van Halen getting rid ofall his stuff. I have a drum
foot pedal signed by Tommy Lee.Okay, yeah, that's kind of cool.
Tommy's a cool drummer. It'd bebetter if it was like a plaster
caster of his dog, right right, be like, hey, like he

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drove a boat with this. Iwent to boat's theory wheel. There you
go. Some rhymes the XL EarlyEarly Am show. Dude, I don't
know when this became a thing,because it used to be. And once
again, I'm gonna sound like theold man being like I used to walk
to school uphill both of Yeah,you're almost fifty. I am in fifty.

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I'm still on the side of forty. You're pretty close to fifty now,
I'm still on I still can leantowards forty and not fifty. You're
leaning because you got a bad knee. I too have a bad I got
a bad knee. No, dude, it's this like I remember I work
like high school and college. Iworked the summer job, right, And

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you work the summer job and youhustle to make money. Right, that
was the whole thing. Like youwent to school all year. If I
did work a job during school,I couldn't work a ton because I was
in classes or partying. And socome summer, man, it was like
make as much money as you possible. Yeah, and then you drink late
at night, you go back towork. Dude drunk the next day.

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We had a ball and he wasgreat, and uh we we we would
deliver ice and we would party allnight and we'd get to the ice house
and then he would he would lookat us and judge it. If we
were in any condition that delivered theice, and if we weren't, he
let us go for an hour andsleep in the car. He got it

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because he understood, yeah, yeah, I mean and look we were I
mean, we weren't making anything,but we were. It was a great
job. We're having fun. He'ddeliver an ice unless you hit a car
with the truck. What are youreally gonna mess up it's ice man.
Well, then the worst he wouldif you really were in bad condition and
you couldn't go out in a truck. You would be on pro pain duty
and that's where you're filling your You'relike, this is pre you can go

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to like just a guy and there'salready filled up tanks. I had to
take a person's tank, purge itright, and then we fill it.
And dude, when you're hungover,there's nothing worse than the smell of propane,
like it just oh it was.It would be hot and you're feeling
and like, I'm smoking a cigarette. I'm pretty sure that's not legal at

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all. No. Man, mytwo oldest they hit me with this almost
in the same week. One waslike, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna
really take some time this summer soI have more time too. Now she's
got a little guy. She wantsto spend time with her little guy.
And I'm like, how much moretime you want to spend with him?

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You're there in the morning, you'rethere at night. You have a lot
of days off in between, Likehow much more time? Yeah, So,
like, do you do you meanyou want to take like a summer
vacation, Like you're gonna take likea teacher. You're gonna have the whole
summer off. So she wants totake off time from work to spend with
the little guys. Yeah. She'slike, I just don't want to.
I don't want to be, youknow, overworking. And I'm like,
I don't think anybody wants that,And I don't think anybody and I'll be

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honest, I don't think there's alot of overworking being done. And then
my son hits me, the secondoldest. He's a waiter, right,
he hits me with, Yeah,I went to my manager and I told
him I need to revamp my scheduleto make it a little more fun this
summer. And I go, what, you know why because they probably can
because it's so hard to get peoplein any right now. You know what,

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back in the day, that guywould have fired. You d be
a line of kids out the door, sure taking your job. And I'm
like, I'm like, when didthis become a thing? Like summer was
when you used to really hustle tomake as much money as you possibly could.
Yeah, and you usually the guyguy I knew guys that got the
beach house. He did at thebeach house all summer. You have to
pay for that beach house. Grownguy man, he's going to medical school,

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but he's working in an ice creamstand and it's fun. And it's
people our age who works summer jobs. They're teachers, they they have a
schedule during the summer, they goback to being lifeguards or they go back.
So yeah, such a bartending orsomething like that. And any money
he made, man went right rightto the bar that night. He had
different nights off man where it washe knew there was thirsty Thursdays and it

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was dollar drinks. But that's whatit is, man. You hustle these
noncent jobs just to have money.You gotta understand. My oldest kids,
they work so hard not paying anybills and eating my food and living under
my roof, that they need totake some time and really kind of have
a mental you know what. It'snot a mental day or week, it's

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a mental summer. And they're gonnatake a mental summer and really focus on
And I don't know what. Thisis the time of your life where you
work as hard and as as youcan. It blows my mind, and
I'm like, is it just it'sgot to be this weird generation of I
would say probably twenty one on becausethen I got my daughter's a freshman in

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college. She's fighting with this.She works at this great store on the
boardwalk in Ocean City, right,she's fighting to work more. She's the
cutoff. She's the one that's gonnasave this world. And like even my
little guy, he likes money,man, and I know, like he's
gonna hustle right Like but now thetwo oldest, Yeah you know what you
want, Dad, money overrated?We don't. We don't need it.

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Yeah, you don't need it becausewe take care everything for I'm set up
my eleven year old snack shack onthe golf course, which I know I
can't do because they sell. He'sout there selling chips and sodas and waters
man out there sweat. I gottarun him a fan and everything else out
there making one hundred dollars a dayman. And it was like, yeah,
you know, I want to getyour loans paid off, Scottie.
You know I want to get mysummer schedule in order. Yeah, what

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does that mean? Well, youknow, more time to hang out with
my friends. What it was thatthe challenge was is to have as much
fun as you could and work atthe same time. Like and we did.
I worked, and that I DJ'edan at the hour's place called the
Stern Light in Yeah, and mysummer was I would work. I would
get there two in the morning.I worked till six in the morning.
At ten o'clock on Saturday and Sunday, my boys are picking me up.
We went. We were playing volleyballand Seattle. Yeah. I was a

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little hungover a little bit from workingthe night before. But yeah, you
didn't sleep as a kid man.It just went went wet. It just
works hard, Nahn. You knowwhat now, Yah, we're going you
know what, early twenties. We'rejust gonna take our time now and really
kind of figure things out. Andwe're gonna put our feet up on our
parents' coffee table and really just figureout life. Imagine you and I send

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an email to iHeart and say,listen, this summer is really banging down
here. We like to just kindof scale our schedule back a little bit,
two or three days a week.You would have some fun over here,
and we're close to the boardwalk.A guy who doesn't stop working.
Jay Leno, I got a pairof tickets. It's comedy Thursday. If
you want to go see Jay Leno. Dial up right now, six zero

(26:30):
nine, six seven seven, onehundred and seven six zero nine six seven
seven, one hundred and seven.Well get back with heads Comedy Thursday,
one hundred point seven ZXL, SouthJersey's rock station. In a z x
L morning show. It's a Thursday, and we haven't seen these guys on
Thursday in a while. A GaryG. Garcia comes in on Monkey.
We do conspiracy Corner. People lovethat, and you have us on your

(26:53):
podcast. Man, we always appreciatelove that bad word. I like the
live thing we did that time atanother live podcast. We're gonna do that
again. But you guys, ifyou people don't know, you come in
talk conspiracies. But behind the scenes, you and and another gentleman who we've
known for years now, Ray hastaken over acy jokes in Atlantic City.

(27:18):
Yes, and uh and man,you guys are killing it. You know.
I follow you guys and what you'redoing. I talk to you off
the air about what you guys aredoing. And I think it's gonna be
a great summer for you guys.Well, it's gonna be definitely gonna be
a great Saturday. This Saturday.Man, we want you guys to come
out. We got big things happeningout there? Ray Who we got out

(27:38):
there this Saturday? Man, Saturday, we got Jason Scoop over at Resorts.
He's bringing Steve will do it withhim. They'll be there at nine
o'clock. It's a YouTube kid,right yeo. And the Scoop kid is
like a badass Trump impersonation. Alright, he's amazing. I do a Trump
impersonation. I think he is absolutelyterrific. He's fantastic. Scoop has really

(27:59):
got it down, guys. Yeah, he's got a pretty good one.
Yeah, he's got a pretty goodone. That's not the best, but
that's weirdly really good. The bestin the room, the best. Scoop
does a lot of impersonations. He'sbeen doing it for a long time.
He won Dana Carvey Data Carvey hadthe show. Yeah, yeah, he
won that one and uh and he'sbeen doing it since. He's hilarious.
He's on the street all the time. That's Saturday. That's Saturday. Who

(28:22):
wants We got ray real quick?Did you guys sleep last night? Did
you come right here because Rayan wasdressed from last night? Yeah, well
I got I got one hour ofsleep last night, which is more than
I usually get one show. Itis it is, I feel refreshed.
He saw doing jumping, so Rai'sthe responsible. He was in bed by
nine o'clock because he knew he hadto get up this morning at nine thirty.
I was up this morning and showered. One of us got in showered,
one got dressed. Yeah right,here's wedding. So here's the thing.

(28:47):
People roll in here in pajamas.That's that's the reason that we're actually
shocked someone he's actually dressed for theday. Well underneath all these clothes up
pajamas. I was excited to behere, man, I am excited to
be here. We do have alot of awesome things coming up, not
only for this weekend but the wholesummer. I mean this weekend. We
do have Jason Scoop on Saturday.We have Coco Brown coming on Sunday at

(29:07):
six o'clock, Pierre Edwards at eighto'clock from How to Be a Player in
Those Movies? And I remember right, And we have an awesome announcement for
you guys, something that I've beenlooking Yeah, baby dropping. I didn't
tell you guys about this. SoGary is his hype guy. I'm finding
out yo yo yoah, He's flavorfly right before Gary's like, hey yo
yo, my boy's got some stuffto talk about. Let's do it now.

(29:30):
This is very exciting. This issomething I've been looking forward to for
a long time. At Clarridge onJune third, in the View on the
rooftop the top Baby, the CannabisComedy Show where cannabis consumption is welcome at
the comedy All the poster for thisonline this morning. I was going to
ask you guys about it. So, okay, it's the first League one

(29:53):
ever. It's kind in Atlantic City. Okay, the Cannabis Show, so
what So what you're saying is you'reyou're you. It's gonna be a roof
top bar right the view, theview, and it's just cannabis, cannabis
and nothing goes better with cannabis thanlaughter. And nothing brings laughter like comedy.
So let's all get together smoke offatty and tell us some jokes over

(30:15):
at the claverage and a great idea. My man, man, he makes
things happen. It's a really coolthing. We're doing it outside for the
first one. Cool spot too.Yes, yeah, the view is gorgeous.
They have food there it'll be thefirst comedy show to have food in
a long time in Atlantic. Alot of munchies, I guess going on
cupcakes. We got cupcakes, right, we got brownies, soft pretzels,

(30:40):
pretzel he pretzels are on the menu. Actually that's ye see that man,
we got so pre baby. Yeah, any work that night. They're just
laughing at comedy. That's a reallygreat idea. A lot of fun.
And that's next weekend. That's onJune third. Yeah, it's it's on
Monday night. We're doing it withhigh Rollers just spensary and you're gonna have
the ability to uh pick up yourherb at high Rolls the sensory. In

(31:04):
fact, you're gonna they're gonna doa VIP ticket that's for access to the
exclusive smoking section. And then onceyou're in, uh you have a twenty
dollars credit with high Rollers dispensary thatyou can use to get whatever you like
from there. That's awesome. Yeah, and then afterwards you get to smoke
with me, yeah, smoking manwith the guy who is the security for

(31:27):
high high Rollers. Gary walks in. The guy's like, are you carry
from there? Because you know recognizemy call. Gary listen to you all
the time on the radio. That'sgreat. Look, I really love what
you guys are doing. AC Jokesdot com is the website, so you
got AC Jokes Get all the tickets. Yeah, this weekend for June third,

(31:49):
Yeah, and the lineups up theregoing all the way through July.
Man, so you know, youcould definitely find somebody to come see.
We have new comedians every single weekendcoming up. It's the same name,
but not the same game. Yeah, you're real quick. I like that
because before when you guys, itwas kind of the same guys. And
if you saw the guys, it'slike you waited like a month or two
to come out there, but yougot constantly differ different people being rotated.

(32:10):
It's fresh and new. It's reallygood weekend man. You can still catch
me Ray and Buddha the week Yeah, we'll come to see you. Man.
One day. We're gonna go outthere and do a quick five.
You guys should Yeah, I flythat quickly, feel real long. We
gotta do it. We gotta doit together. You'll get up there like,
who's whose little brothers that one usedto play the guitar. Yeah,

(32:32):
yes, brothers, mothers brothers willdo. I think you know Dean Martin
and Jerry Lowell. How about youknow Knock Knock. I'm just gonna do
dice jokes. Anyone ever hear thisone. But also in June, Ray,
what's happening in June? I hearwe're going how many days a week
in June? So the first weekof June we're gonna go six days a

(32:53):
week and by the last week ofJune we'll be seven days a week.
Uh to We're gonna have a lotof great shows coming up. So in
Jummy of Aaron Berg, we gotDon Jamison, Steve Trevoralis is coming to
host on June twenty seconds, Richieready, we'll be back. And that's
just a few of the special eventswe're gonna have to ag. Did you
say avon Burg you were there whenwe called? Can't you guys? Eight

(33:17):
nights a week? Well, man, we are, and Ringo Star opening
up for us, we'll be goingeight days a week. It's uh,
it's it's fantastic what you guys aredoing in Atlantic City and South Jersey.
So ac jokes dot com as thewebsite, go there, get the tickets,
check it out. Awesome date nightsummer. Man, this is a
kickoff the summer this weekend. Enjoyit, have a blast. We love

(33:40):
you guys. Gary. Losing moneyMan, it's an hour and a half
show. Take a little break fromlosing money and come have some Last Man
and the only guaranteed thing in AtlanticCity. Guarantee last Man and Ray thank
you for coming in Man and uhyou taking hour too? Man? Right
yeah, getting ready for the daywas At one point Gary reached into his

(34:01):
closet and said, this is theT shirt I'm wearing. It's Who's on
Who's the girl it's talking about?It's not only Cambra? Was it just
as Playboy with a picture of Naomi? Is the famous picture of Naomi Campbell?
Well, I guess they were allpretty famous when she was in there.
She did Playboy? Right? Yeah, yeah, I mean I was

(34:21):
wearing this when I went to sleep. Was I sleep with Naomi? I
just I just put on some pants, man, Gary Ray Ac jokes.
We love you, guys. Jokesdot com is the website. Thanks you
appreciate you guys. Man, dude, you guys, you welcome back anytime,
and you guys have a good summer. Man, make see you next

(34:42):
week. We might see you onMonday. Hit me Monday. Unless kidnaps
Gary, we'll see him on theMonday. That's quite possible. Man,
they are hating me so much rightnow on my page. I never got
something. This so much hatemail Weget back, man, We'll not got
some track? Oh why love trash? Anything thirty g y anything racket rock

(35:12):
or roughing? Yes, I lovecrash. There's some trash for you.
Aquaman. We talked about him acouple of days ago. I guess he
made it Instagram official. He's gota new girlfriend. He was he's getting
divorced from Lisa Bonnet. He'd beenmarried to Lisa Bonett for a while,
as we go from The Cosby Show, and so he was spotted kissing his

(35:37):
new girlfriend in Nashville. How young? How young? We talk in twenties
their early thirties. I'm gonna sayshe's probably pretty young, adria A your
note. Was he picking her upfrom Hooters after her shift? I hope.
So it'd be pretty cool just tosee Aquaman roaming around Nashville. Yeah,
yeah, just making out with hisgirlfriend. Uh. Brad Pitt and

(36:00):
Angelina Jolie. They opened up awinery this is when they were married,
and now a judge, because they'regoing through a divorce, has ordered Angelina
Jolie to hand over eight years ofnon disclosure agreements from twenty fourteen through twenty
twenty two in her legal battle withher ex husband Brad Pitt, saw stems
from a dispute over their French winery, the Chateau Maraval. The judge ruled

(36:21):
Jolie must produce the NDAs within sixtydays, since brad Pitt's team says the
NDAs are highly relevant in the case. Source close to Brad Pitt says the
ruling is a significant blow that underminesAngelina Jolie's claims against him. So this
got ugly, huh dude, She'sshe's thrown out allegations that he beat the
kids. Oh my god. Andhe's come out and been like, hey,

(36:43):
look look I do any of this. I'm Brad Pitt. It would
just keep showing up like Amazon boxes, over and over. It was due.
It was like, your Brad Pitt, you had a pretty good life.
You and Jennifer Aniston are a livinglife right early two thousands. You
know you're there, You're a Hollywould hit couple. He does this movie
Mister and Missus Smith, and nowhe's like, dude, this this chick

(37:06):
Angelina. She's crazy and hot,right, but you know what, crazy
and hot leads to craziness. Sothen he marries her, and then she
just keeps adopting kids. Yeah,she's shipping in a cricket team to it,
and so she just keeps adopting kids. The reason Billy Bob Thornton bailed
on her was because she got theadopting kids. She's too crazy and so
but she's too crazy. Brad shouldhave done this ring Ring Ring. Hey,

(37:29):
Billy Bob, she as nuts asas everyone says she is, And
then Billy Bob would have been like, yeah, man, run uh Do
you remember a couple months ago SteveSanders from Nino to One O Ian Zerring
and also Sharknado, he was beatup by a bunch of people on mopeds.

(37:49):
Yes, right out in the middle, out the middle of like Rodeo
Boulevard or ro rodeo drive you ohthout It was kind of his fault.
No, no, just they gotinto some type of road rage thing.
And now they've found to at leasttwo of the Mopetters, and they've been
arrested in Mopetters. This my god, he got beat up, bike jumped
by a moped gang. It's oneI think he takes the mopetter. I

(38:13):
didn't know this. Kevin Costna wasbeing interviewed and he brought up that extras
on Field of Dreams included Ben Aflackand Matt Damon before they were famous.
Are they just sitting in the stands. I guess they may either sitting in
the stands or maybe there were someof the players in the field. Cool.
Yeah, so he said, uh, he said, yeah, man,
I met him when they were justreally teenagers. Two. They'll always
be tied together. Yeah, hewud be. I mean they even did

(38:37):
that dunkin Donuts commercial together for theSuper Bowl. And Richard Simmons, we've
talked about him in the last coupleof weeks. There's been rumors that he's
in ill health. He came outand said he's not. There's been rumors
about a movie being made about hiscareer with Paulie Shore playing him. Uh,
he said yesterday on social media.He doesn't really want a movie done.

(38:58):
He hopes a Broadway play could bedone about his life. I don't
know. Can they make a songabout deal a meal? Can they make
a song about sweating to the oldies? Right? I mean I guess you
could have. You're fa you're faanNow we're sweating to the oldies. Seek
people on Broadway finally get their breakbecause there's a sweat into the oldies.
Broke. Here's a card, acard, It's gonna tell you how to

(39:22):
eat. Uh, there you go, some trash for it. One hundred
point seven is the XL, SouthJersey's rock station on a comedy Thursday and
Jay Leto tickets. Good morning,Hey Leto. Yeah, man, you
don't have to try you feel anything. We answered the phone. Bro you're
a winner, Buddy quizy kN Wowall right man, you guys are best.
That always called it's always busy.We we we were very popular show

(39:45):
here. We're right number eleventh Ithink in the market out of a ten
show. Yeah, out of ten. So yeah, we're we're number one
of Dewey Beach though it's weird.I don't know why, but yeah,
we trend well in Delaware. Soyeah, you got ticket man to the
beach, to the beach. Youknow who loves the Dewey Beach, Jay

(40:06):
Leno, awesome, manic Delaware isa weird breed of people. Man,
where did I go? Oh?Me and my wife? What though,
Brahobith it was it was a badweird No, no, no, no,
Bethany. We went to Bethany Beach. Yeah, and we took the
We took the ferry. Yeah,I say it, yeah, no,
let me do it because you I'llset you up. We took the ferry.

(40:27):
Yeah. I went to I wentto uh, I went to Delaware
and I took the ferry. Andthen I say, what was his name?
Okay, comedy Thursday. This guy'scracking up. Man, you got
us man Dan, they take afaery, all right, Like that's my
Jay Letto. All right, man, what's your name? John Louby?

(40:47):
El Larry you b Why? Allright? John Louby? What do you
do? John? Actually, I'mretired state worker. I'm actually doing the
school bus driver thing right now,Sean, enjoying retirement. What do you
got plans for the summer? Youdo it some r V and you hitting
up camp around. I know it'smy first summer off for twenty six years.

(41:08):
I'm excited, so I go.I'm hoping. I'm hoping to go
down to shore and see Jay Leno. That's that, well you will,
you got tickets. But yeah,man, enjun your first summer of being
retired, man, right on,Man, that was a lot. What
was that like, that first dayof retirement where you were able to sleep
in? What was it like?Actually? Actually I went right into doing

(41:30):
the school bus driver thing. Sodo you do my showing my way down?
Actually way down? I work withspecial needs kids, and uh,
I have one of them middle minivans. You take him to school and have
the afternoons off, and uh,I'm excited. You know, a couple
of weeks I'm summer off. I'mexcited. I was a teacher. John.
It sounds like you're one of thoseguys man, where like you always

(41:51):
have to have something going on.You're never going to be that guy who
just sits on your front porch andkind of waste the day. Dude,
are you kidding me? A box? The crackers are five dollars. You're
right, you gotta work. Ithink I would totally do the bus driver
thing. Said, you know,you leave it there. You get the
kids to school safely, and that'sit. Man. The rest of your
day. You do what you wantto do, right on, man,
I just think every day. Man, John, we appreciate it. You

(42:14):
got tickets for jay Leno. Okay, all right, how do I get
them? You stay on hold.We're gonna handing over to your house.
Yeah a minute, and drop themoff to you. Yeah, we're gonna
car pool on the bus. Holdon, are you stay on hold?
We're gonna get all your info.Okay, all right, man, Dan,
I took one of those little buses. Man, sixth grade was not
because I was special needs. Yeah, I guess that became a thing where

(42:36):
it was like that. Remember thatwas the the thing? Oh you're in
the short bus? Wait? Howdid that become a thing? I just
it was. My house was likeI don't know. It was like me
and a couple of little houses.Today. It didn't warrant an attire bus,
so he put me on the littlebus. But yeah, I had
to deal with that all the time. It made no sense. Mike.
Mike. Development where I grew upwas right across the street from my elementary

(42:57):
and middle school. We couldn't walkthe school, so I mean, I'm
not gonna kid. It was athirty second bus ride because there was no
sidewalk. Wow. Yeah, sothey they were like legally, you know,
you can't be walking down the sideof the street. It's like,
just built some sidewalks. It wasso dumb that had the cost of the
buses come pick us up, likeI could, I could have walked there
in three minutes, right, Yeah. Yeah. I like the kids you

(43:19):
get to walk to school. Iused to walk to school, man,
when I was in I went toCalifornia for like a year. I used
to walk to school. But itwas a bad neighborhood. Like it was
like back when break dancing was athing. Yeah, it was like,
uh, I mean it was aIt was a tough neighborhood. It was
one of those things where dogs wouldchase you and everything else and it was
like little gangs and stuff said itwas a bad area. But you're right,
like in movies and stuff. Iwas so jealous of kids who got

(43:42):
the walk to school or rode theirbikes to school. And because all the
sitcoms were based out of like California, or the movies were based out of
California, and they all had lockersoutside. Yeah yeah karate kid man,
Yeah, how school was in California. Everything was outside. I was like,
man, I want to be ableto sit and have lunch outside and
have a locker outside. And thenI think about it. I'm like,

(44:02):
it's hot. Probably that's you know, it's better off being in a cafeteria.
And then I got jumped coming home, man, riding my bike by
a bunch of guys in skeleton costumes. Which is weird, man, because
you were going to a Halloween danceand you were dressed up in a shower.
He shower man. This Asian guywho knew kung fu. He put
this whole thing together. He's like, go to the dance, Joe.
Look we put Sun at the endof my name. We get back.

(44:25):
Well. The XL Morning Show onone hundred point seven is the XL stout
Churs is rock station. I onceagain, I told you last weekend I
thought I was single, and Ithink I'm gonna be single again this week.
You got a pretty amazing lineup.Man, my wife doesn't she doesn't

(44:47):
go away as much as your wifedoes. Well, so, my my
wife last weekend was went to herparents for the whole weekend. Now Friday
night I joined her. But thendude, okay, here's my thing.
They don't I have a ton ofroom with their house, and they got
the you know, their son,my brother in law, he's visiting in
from Miami, so he's there,My wife's gonna be there. My oldest

(45:09):
was staying there. So you're runningout of room. So either you've got
an air mattress or a corner ofa couch to sleep on. Right,
I'm forty four. The days ofme sleeping on an air mattress are over,
amen, man, Yeah, there'sno more. There's no reason a
forty four year old me needs tosleep on an air mattress. So last

(45:30):
weekend, Friday night, I droppedmy wife off. We hang out for
a little bit, eat a wonderfuldinner, and then I say, all
right, guys, time for meto go. Now. I don't see
my wife again until Monday. Right. And so the thing is, her
brother is visiting in from Miami.He's only here for like two weeks.

(45:50):
He lives down there. She onlysees him like twice a year, so
she wanted to spend the weekend.Well he's leaving I think on Tuesday of
this week. So my wife yesterdayshe's like, yeah, I think I'm
gonna spend the weekend again at myparents. And I'm like, okay,
well, okay, at what pointdoes the wife have to be away from
the home to consider myself single?No, don't take this the wrong way,

(46:15):
but I think your wife is morefun than you are. She is,
like, she's gonna have a blastthis weekend. She's gonna go nuts,
balls to the wall. Here's thekid weekend. She is gonna have
a great time. Not that shedoesn't love or have fun with you,
but like she'll go all night whereyou won't. And I'm with you at
ten o'clock on a Friday Saturday,I'm ready to go to back. My

(46:36):
wife got picky one time. She'slike, you know, it's ten o'clock
on a Friday, and you're goingto sleep. I'm like, I'm like,
woman, I said, I said, I've been up since four o'clock
in the morning. We're not fun, dude. Her and her dad were
up till five am one day lastweek. That's not that's not can't I
can't do that right, So soand so you're go to clean the kitchen
the next morning. So that's thething. Like she is very good at

(46:59):
just go call it the they livein Cape Courthouse, I call it the
Courthouse vortex because she goes down thereand gets lost, right, and it's
just like it's like fantasy island,right, you just go there and she
you know, everything in the worlddoesn't exist, doesn't responsibility to other none
like and in my world there's lotsof responsibility. Right. So so so

(47:22):
she's yesterday, she's like, doyou care? And once again she'll do
that thing where it's like, doyou care if I if I go down
I was like, no, gogo do what you gotta do. But
yeah, now I will be downthere for a section of Saturday because there's
a cornhole tournament. Okay, butthat's during today that and there's gonna be
a time my time at like sevenwhere I go, guys, it's been

(47:45):
fun. But I'm going back tomy home and sleeping in my bed and
that's that. Yeah, I can'tdo air match. There's there's family I
don't. I won't go to theirhouse unless they have a bedroom and a
bed because at my house, youhave your bedroom, you have your own
bathroom, you have everything you need. I have a cousin. Man.
I love them, but I dreadsleeping over because it's an air mattress.

(48:07):
Dude. It was my dad,I mean bashed into my head that,
like, you never has an adultsleep at someone's house. Always get The
thing was my dad traveled. Hereally was particular about traveling for work.
He was like, you always geta hotel, you never ever crash at
someone's house. So for me,it's always in the back of my head,
I'm like, I don't want toand it's it's always uncomfortable because look,

(48:30):
if these people are up till fivein the morning partying, I'm gonna
I get up early. Right.So, like, now I'm in a
house that's not mine, No one'sup, I don't know where anything is.
I'm trying to find a coffee,right, I'm trying to kill time.
And so for me, it's justeasier to be like, you know
what, I'm gonna be responsible andI'm gonna go home and I'm not have

(48:52):
you know that that may make surethat you know responsibly. I get home
and uh and then and then youknow what, get a night night's sleep.
Yeah, bust out some cornhole,come home, ice your arms,
relax, have some wings up byyourself, watch what you want on TV.
Sounds fantastic. Even my little guyalone, my little guy last weekend,
he hung with me for almost thewhole weekend. He's like, he's

(49:13):
a dude, I think this isa pretty cool way to do weekends now.
And I'm like, so, I'mlike what, and he goes,
just let let mom go down theshore and then me and you just hang
out. Don't let mom hear thatmom goes away every weekend. It's like,
I was like, okay, thisis like once as like being divorced.
It's like it's like so so okay, So I'm gonna get him every

(49:34):
other weekend. This is what you'retelling me, Not that wife should go
out and just slot up around thetown all the time. But man,
when my wife goes out with herfriends, I don't mind it now,
don't man. She went away forthe weekend last weekend. Look, your
friends had a great time. Theyever wrote me a thank you card,
thank you so much for offering yourhouse and allowing you to I was like
allowed. I was like, mywife does what she wants to do.
I know what, I'll allow herto go any weekend she wants to go.

(49:54):
Man, So and that's so that'sthe thing. And it's like,
just go have fun, like I'lljoin you for a little bit. But
yeah, man, there's nothing appealinganymore about being up till five am now
and then because here's my thing,the whole next day's ruined. Yep.
And I'm just like I had thatto you. It sucks, man.

(50:14):
I got and here's and I knowyou same thing. I got stuff to
do this week? Sure, yeah, I got things I have to do
during the day, like I wantto get stuff done. Supposed to be
a beautiful weekend. I'll be I'llbe at your house on Saturday. Well
you're gonna be. You're invited tothe Cornerhole tournament. Look we uh we
get back. What do I thinkcalled? You think you have a bed?

(50:37):
You think you've got it bed?Okay, all right, you were
asking me about this, and I'mgonna I'm gonna give you all the info.
You actually grabbed me yesterday and saidhat you need to know about this
list. The success of at thethree part Netflix documentary series called Ashley Madison
Sex Lies and Scandal seems to havegiven a boost to the website. Now

(50:57):
do you want to see the citieswhere it's the best chance for hookups if
you're on Ashley Madison. Let's seewhere are all the cheaters. Here's the
top fifteen. We'll go with fifteen, number fifteen, Baton Rouge, Louisiana,
Okay, number fourteen, Denver,Colorado, number thirteen, Cleveland,
Ohio, number twelve, Spokane,Washington, number eleven, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,

(51:19):
number ten, Buffalo, New York, number nine, Tampa, Florida,
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Comes, It Comes, Vegas numberfive, Atlanta number four, Vegas four,
number three, Orlando, number two, Miami, and number one.
Cheap on Ashley Madison, Wildwood,Columbus, Ohio. Really really, it's

(51:45):
a college town. Yeah, collegekids cheating. You're supposed to cheat.
You don't have to hide, theyjust go cheat. A skydiver in Florida
managed to drop his smartphone from abouttwelve thousand feet, and the phone survived
to text for a whole nother death. Frank Carbadillidio says the incident happened in
late March when he got that feelingthat his phone was missing. Later,

(52:07):
video shot during a skydive showed themoment when the phone fell out of the
guy's pocket. He was skydiving.We were trying to perform a mid air
trick, he said. I usedto find my device feature. He was
able to find the coordinates where thephone landed, which turned out to be
a soft floor of a forest.When he found his Samsung, it was
in a case. It was completelyundamaged and totally functional, even after falling

(52:31):
about two and a half miles inthe sky. And he do seem to
survive some pretty good falls, evenmy iPhone. Man, I'll drop it
in the kitchen floor. I'm like, oh, that's got to be it,
and nah, man, things prettygood. So the other day was
washing my hands in the bathroom andI had put my phone on like the
sidewhe that the soap goes like aforest soap or something. And it slipped
into the sink and so now there'sjust water being doused on it. And

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I forgot their waterproof are they?Yeah? Wow? I was like,
oh, look at this, youmight put it in rice. I just
did that ever work? I don'tknow if that ever worked? Uh?
Okay. Another state has released thecomplete list of personalized license plate requests that
they've denied for whatever reason. Theysee fit. You want to see a

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couple tags that uh have been thishave been have been turned down. This
is people in Kentucky. So thesepeople they put a request in to get
a personalized license plate, which bythe way, is stupid. That was
the very eighties thing to do,Okay in Kentucky. These were turned down.

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a slow af penis p e en us see. I like when they

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when they switch it up like zerofc ks farton this is my favorite schlong.
All great, I get it.But they're all fun man fkn fun
slow f dead ass I hop andfat ass Oh god turned down in Kentucky

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for a signature license plate. Thereyou go. Those people. They have
a back one hundred point seven zXL, South Jersey's rock station and the
ZXL one shot. I feel badfor a friend of mine. Man,
he posted a picture and I showedyou the picture. It's gotta be tough
to me. It's gotta be toughto have a girlfriend or a wife.
And I know a few, yeahthat have crazy eyes. Okay, now

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I know the picture. Best picture, dude. Yeah, the girl has
the girl has in like it's notand Buddy nailed it. It's the it's
the humpback from Young Frankenstein. It'snot even just you're not crazy eyes,
she's she's cross eyed. We havea okay, they're a friend of a
friend, right, so they're kindof a friends, but we don't really
hang out much. The wife doeshave this constant look on her face that

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she's shocked, and it's her eyesare wide open. It's always she's always
in a wind store. You girl, but I see it all the time,
but I can't not see it.Well. He posts a picture up
on Facebook, and I guess it'slike a new girlfriend or something, and
listen, it's He's made a lotof bad decisions in life. But he
posts a picture of him and her. He said, dude, it's it's

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and I'm looking deeper into it.I take the picture now, I now,
I blow it up right, Ispan my fingers. I want to
really dive into it. It's notthat she has crazy eyes. I think
she's crossed and you can't he's thinkingthe humpback from Young Franklins. It's really
like, it's it's Stuart Scott.It's it's even Stuart Scott had a lazy
eye, and my I like whatit was. Yes, So I had

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a roommate, well, my firstroommate when I got the radio, he
had a lazy eye. And there'sways to correct it or at least kind
of hide a lazy eye. Butwhen your cross eye, that means both
eyes are crossed. A lazy eyejust kind of is lazy and kind of
wanders to the side. But it'sone eye. This girl he had those

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you know those stickers that you canput with the eyeballs that like shape,
Yes, what it looked like.Yeah, like when a cartoon character gets
hit on the head with a hammer, like the wobbly eyes. Yeah.
Now my wife claims that she hasa lazy eye. I don't really see
it, dude. My daughter hasshe like she says she has it in
pictures and I'm like, that picturelooks good. I don't see it's like

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I have a lazy eye. I'mlike, I don't think you did.
Like my daughter had a lazy eyeand we had to give her like corrective
lenses to wear, and you too, because here's what you do. If
you do it at a young enoughage, it strengthens the eye to go
back to normal. So like itwas like that was a whole big thing.
But but yeah, like we stillgoof on her about her lazy eye.
Yeah, yeah, this is thisgirl. Man, she's got wobbly

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eyes. I feel bad. Hedoesn't get out a whole lot. Listen,
other than the eyes. I mean, she's not a bad looking broad.
But it looks like you know thatMalagan at a like an arcade on
the boardwalk where like the moles popup. Huh. She looks like a
mole that got whacked on the topof the head. I can't say anything.
I'm not gonna Okay, my friendsare having a real we're having a
real good time. You remember,you remember Mike Tyson's punch out when a

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guy was woozy. That's it.His eyes were rolling in the back of
his head and like birds were spinningaround his head. That's this is the
look of that girl. That isthe look. Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I would hope that'sjust I don't know, a bad
angle. I don't know, now, you know what I I uh,
Look, she got herself a winner. Yeah, he's unemployed, lives with

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mom and dad, and he's almostfifty. So you know, look,
they're gonna have beautiful children together.Everybody thanks to your calls today. They're
always welcome by you and stuff inthe baby with wobbley eyes. God,
well, it's like Chris's vacation.Remember the girl she uh, she she
got was a Christmas vacation. Itwas it was vacation. No, it
was Christmas vacation. She fell downa well and then she uh, they

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go crossed and then Uncle Eddie says, she gets kicked by a mule and
they go back to and they goway. Yeah, I oh no,
no, no, the hot girlwas in vacation, right, Remember didn't
Eddie have a hot daughter? Okay, that's vegue. Are you talking about
Vegas vacation where she's a stripper?Yeah, she was kind of cross side
there too. Yep, there waswhere wasn't Russ? Somebody got hit it

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hit in the head by a horse. The original vacation. They go because
they got the grandmother with them andwasn't there at Like, didn't Eddie have
a hot girlfriend and Russ was inlove with her? Dude? There's they
They interchanged so many different Yeah,European, she gotta take European and toss
and maybe god yeah, take theEuropean one, even even the sister in

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European one song. Oh God yeah, thinking Chevy. I'll stay right there.
Let's kick off that rock block.It is one hundred point seven CXL.
That's rock station. Is the XLMorning Show. And when smiling,
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and stop your side. We'll yoube happy. And then where you smiling,
let's smile, keep on smiling.I'm a smile that rocking oun man,
I know you guys are awesome.I love to look at me guys
on my way working r She's like, guy, yeah, warming up ship

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and I'm like, I'm a downYeah we're rocking. Hey, thank you
you shot to the best? Howyou ying? Yeah? Keep me laughing?
Then you guys are great. Goodmorning guys, hilariot, Oh god,
is it my radio or are youonly broadcasting? And mana, this

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