WEDNESDAY 5-29-24

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going on with you? I wentto a little barbecue spot last night,
me and my wife. It's nice. We walked in. As we're walking
in, she says, ah,just two, Fatty's going in too.
I was like, yeah, thankyou, honey, you've now acknowledged that.
Yes, we're we're both way outof shape. Now she's not,
but she likes to play that.Oh yeah, She's like, oh my
god, I went from uh,I went from like one o eight to

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one twelve. I'm like, Icould do that in three hours. That's
it. We're getting divorced. Yeah, nice said. I like to point
a big big gals at the beach. I'm like, if you ever,
and she's like, well you are, and she'll point to another big guy.
Now when you say barbecue, weretalking like like pulled pork, that
that type of thing, and we'retalking like chicken. It was we both

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got the brisket last night, okay, and we got the green beans,
but of course they had to havebacon on them. Oh yeah, and
then nothing's healthy. You ain't gettinganything healthy in there. No, it's
it's no man. It's just filledwith sugar and yeah and awesomeness. And
I do some some friz in there, and that was pretty good, maybe
some corn bread and it was nice. Yeah, well they get it comes

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with corn bread. Yeah, butit's nice because the kids didn't want to
go. So I'm like, yeah, you know what, let's leave the
kids home, right, you andI will go. Yeah too. Fatt
he's going into the Mission Barbecue.Oh yeah, I've heard of that spot.
It's pretty good, man. Imean he used to goof on my
son because he got it. Hehe had a Mission Barbecue bumper sticker on

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the back of his car. Yeah, it's pretty good. And I was
like, why, but do youget free meals for life? I don't
understand why you put a Mission Barbecuesticker on your car. So we leave
the kids at home. So I'mthinking, okay, we'll cut the bill
in half. As we're leaving she'slike, well, uh, the little
guy, he wants a rack ofribs. Yeah yeah. I was like,
well, now we're spending it forten ribs. It's twenty six dollars.
So now we leave and we're gettinginto go order. It's like,

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no, no, no, thekids should have to come and hang out
with their parents in order to getfood. Now we're just Now it's like,
we just spent another thirty dollars onribs. When my son turned twenty
one, we took him out thelunch for his first legal drink, and
my oldest daughter was there. Andnot only did she get lunch like everyone,
we took the whole family, butthen she ordered to go for later.

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Oh I like her style. Whatwasn't her pay? And so I
like this style. I was like, what what are you doing? And
she's like, well, we're here. I was like, yeah, okay,
yeah, that's why I split checks. When I got with guys like
we'll go out for wing night,He'll he'll want to bring something home to
his wife. I'm like, yeah, you know, let's split these checks
three ways because I'm not I ain'tpaying for her her cheese steak and or
whatever she got. Not up inhere. No, everybody Wednesday, We're

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gonna dive into that. We're gonnafind out ZXL workforce employee the day,
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Everybody doing line and things sucks.I'm scotty, good morning. Here's some

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news for u's on a hump day. Remember the commercial with the camel like,
was it a Geico? Was aguy Go commercial? Yeah? Have
the best commercials. After police werecalled to incidents at three of the Jersey
Shore's most popular boardwalks over Memorial Dayweekend, the governor has poop pooed it.
He said that it was not chaotic. It was serious, but not

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chaotic. He didn't like the wordchaotics. Isn't that the same thing?
He said? The Shore did nothave a chaotic weekend. There were very
serious incidences, but overwhelmingly it wasa huge Memorial Day weekend. But was
there chaos there? Wildwood shut downand actually called the state of emergency due
to civil unrest. Ocean City hada stabbing of a fifteen year old and

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Seaside Heights had false alarms of gunfire. This is about governor living to Italy.
So yeah, a little chaotic.He sounds kidd like if that happened
in front of my house, yousaid, hey, Joe, what happened.
H'm like it was chaos. TheBiden campaign yesterday dispatched Robert de Niro
and two former police officers who defendedthe US Capitol on January sixth, twenty

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twenty one, to convey the threat, they argued, former Donald Trump poses
to the country. It was awesome. So Robert de Niro goes out there
and it's this half assed press conference, right, it was like something that
somebody had put together, like inan hour. Yeah, like your friends
bring the podium over and plug youin. He pretty much was on like

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a megaphone. So so now yougot Trump supporters. They're just yelling horrifically
derogatory things to Robert de Niro,and then one guy just keeps laying on
his car horn so you can't hearwhat de Niro is saying. De Niro
called Trump a clown. The Danishwind farm developer or Stead will pay new
Jersey one hundred and twenty five milliondollars to set of claims over the company's

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cancelation of two offshore wind farms lastyear, a little over a third of
what the company was required to pay. The state's Board of Public Utilities said
yesterday that New Jersey and Horstead ofsettled claims against each other stemming from the
company's decision last October to scrap twowind farms off the state's southern coast.
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Hi seventy five sixty six outside rightnow one hundred point seven ZXLS after He's
Rock Station z x L Morning Showlunch point seven ZXL, so our Jersey's
Rock Station ZXL Morning Show. Iknow my wife, I know how to
play this game. She is nowin a gardening mode. Now she does

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she does this every year. Everyyear. She gets crazy about her gardens.
Yeah, she likes to do thesethings. But I'll be honest,
man, I don't know. Idon't really see the return. It looks
like it's a lot more work thanit's actually. Are you talking like vegetables,
Yeah, it's it's it's this timeof them. Now here's what I
like. I like putting plants out, like flowers out to make it look
nice. But I'm not growing anything. No, no, because you know

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what, I think these things aregoing to be around for a while.
There's stores you can go to tobuy it. And you know what,
I'll be honest, Listen, withinflation, I still think we could probably
suffer the blow of buying our owncabbage and little cucumber and all. Yeah,
yeah, you gotta you gotta listen, you gotta play the game.
Because here's what it is. Shewants flower. But now if it was

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up to her. She put thesethese gardening beds all through the yard,
right, So I have to scaleback on that. And now she's talking
about she wants a greenhouse, andI'm like, well, you got you
got some flower beds out there thatyou're doing the gardening in. You don't
really cater to those, except it'sa good point. It's a good week
or two when the weather breaks.She used to go out there and start
putting everything. Yeah, I didit once. My my my wife and
my oldest got the the bug todo it and they were like, well

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I want to grow own vegetables.I said, okay, dug out a
section of the back yard, right. And it took about two weeks for
them to lose interest. It's aboutwhat it is. Yeah. Now you
also have to play the game thatwhen she finally does get one of these
things, like when I say acucumber or squash or whatever she's growing out
there, you know when it comesin, it's a little deformed and it's

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got some holes eat in for thebugs. You got to play the game
like, oh my god, lookwhat you did. You got some You
got a little cucumber there. Yeah. But for some reason when and once
again, I don't know what I'mdoing. So I make this garden,
and everything we we grew was miniature. It came out small. Well,
I was this is why, likewhy am I can just go to the

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store. I can, I canrun to acme and I can. I
can just buy real tomatoes that aremuch bigger. Now we also buy organic.
You know, we get organic.It's supposedly not sprayed, but I
don't know. I hear it's alljust sprayed anyway, but you know whatever,
Yeah, but didn't you just sprayyour yard with a bunch of chemicals.
Glad you brought that up now,so you're you're actually growing non organic

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right right, right right, goto the store. We hope to get
organic that it's not being sprayed.But meanwhile, I'm watching the mosquito bug
guy go out there and a jumpsuitlooks like a goddamn ghostbuster or whatever.
And I'm not even kidding. It'sa leaf blower with chemicals just kind of
blowing throughout the entire yard. Yeah. I'm trying to talk out of it.
I like to get some of myyard back and say, you know
what, listen, I know thingsare high. I get it, but

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I think we could. We couldprobably buy our own cucumbers. We could
probably get through and do all.Yeah, and they are getting a little
I was buying mushrooms the other day, like mushrooms to eat, not the
ones that you get high on.Yeah. And and they've even gone up
in price. Ye, Like whatis big mushroom needing money? Now?
I don't know, I don't know. I listen. I don't think we're
far from having a little box onthe side of the road that we're selling

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these things. But yeah, Ihope where we are. I hope that
that's your wife's next venture, isthat she's gonna go and sell all this
stuff out of a U haul truck. Sure. Yeah, Yeah, it's
just on the corner, like youknow when they sell oranges on the corner.
That's what I want her doing nowwhile she's wasting time in the garden,

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I see other things that aren't gettingdone around the house. Yeah,
it was a lot of focus wecould do. Yeah, you know what,
in that game, I'll pay seventyfive cents more for a cucumber if
the dishes were put away. Iagree. Now, if we could raise
cows in the back, you know, and then maybe save some money on
meat. Now now we're now,we're talking. The other day, I

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had a rooster in my front yard. It's cut that thing up. What
are you doing here? We've beendown the chicken route and just well,
that's what it was. It wasa rooster and a bunch of chickens followed
them around. Yeah, she wantedshe wanted chickens for eggs. It's like,
again, I think we could sufferthe storm of inflation and just buy
her own eggs. And it's likeI just did that thing where I was
like, all right, hey rooster, Yeah, and he was like you

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looked at me and he remember,and then I was like, all right,
I'll see you later. And thensomehow he just miraculously went away.
Did you yell to the family,Hey, look there's a cock in the
front yard. Yeah, you knowwhat I probably did. To be honest,
I probably did. Look, weget back, we'll do some rock

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news. Joe, Joe and Scottierock news. I've heard ridiculously good things
about this Dead and Company residence atthe Sphere in Las Vegas. Looks pretty
cool, man looks pretty cool.A ton of celebrities are showing up and

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it's kind of cool because celebrities arejust mixed in with regular people. So
Dead and Company is an off shootof The Grateful Dead. John Meyer's their
guitarist, and it looks pretty awesome. I think you two was the guinea
pig where they let them kind ofwork out all the kinks, and then
Fish came in. Fish was reallycool, and Dead and Company has been

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real successful, so much so they'veadded six more shows October first, second,
third, eighth, ninth, andthey're playing a ton. I mean,
this is a big residency they got. I mean, I'm probably looking
about twenty five shows altogether. It'sa shit. I hate you too,
because I was in Vegas and Iwould have definitely you caught a concert there

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if it was somebody out like thedeaden Company is so much cooler than you
too. Yeah, I wouldn't gosee you two at the sphere. But
everyone that has that's come out ofa show in the sphere said, it's
like, it's ridiculous. But here'sa problem with the like Dead and Company
and Fish. You're probably on drugsand I can only imagine that that really
freaks you out being in the spherebecause it looks like it's real life.

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Yeah, it's for drugs. Theoriginal members of Jane's Addiction we talked about
this yesterday or getting back together.They did a quick show in London and
now they've announced the tour for thesummer. It's the first time all four
original members will play together in fourteenyears. Yeah, it goes back.
I can't believe they're this old.They were founded back in nineteen eighty five.

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Whose idea was to put the dogin in the first part. That's
been cuss steeling. I love it. See they I just barked and while
they were doing the track and theyjust leave it in. I always liked
Jean's Addiction because they were they werepart of that, like they got lumped
into the grunge thing, but theyweren't grunge. Yeah they they They were
a little kind of like the ChiliPeppers. They were before grunge, and

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you know, they were just theyalways doosed kind of coolness. They were
DMX before DMX with the barking.That's that's true. That's true. I
think that's what they say on theirT shirt. We're gonna get the show.
They're gonna have a band called LovingRockets open up for them September seventh,
Hard Rock. Right, you're inAtlantic City and Randy Bachman he was

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in the guests who then he wasin Bachman Turner Overdrive. Uh, he's
setting off two hundred guitars. Whybecause he said he has severe back paintis
doctor Colman's from playing guitar, sohe's selling. He's the big guitar he's
selling is the guitar that he wroteAmerican Woman off. So so yeah,
if you want to buy Randy Bachman'sAmerican Woman guitar, uh you, I

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guess he's gonna be auctioning them offfor the next month or so. So
he said, it's my American Womanguitar. My two white bto strats are
in there as well. Less Paulwas too heavy for my back. I'm
playing it for ten years and screwingup my back. The doctor said,
So you can own a piece ofrock history. Randy Bachman, who wrote

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American Woman, he's auctioning off theguitar. I guess you don't think about
that. I think just hanging fromyour neck, you know, maybe it
does Bobby a little bit. It'sgot to be heavy because it was mean
fifty nine. Yeah, so youknow it was probably probably just a big
piece of machinery. It did himin concrete back then. Yeah, he's
got a bunch of he's got he'sgot a less less Paul's from fifty nine,

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fifty eight and sixty and we're gonnaput two hundred guitars anyway. I'm
sure they're not hanging up everywhere.That's seem to be a big thing in
the seventies. Guys would get likerock stars would get money, and they
would get a whole room where theywould just hang the guitars. But now
you got to take them off thewall. Now you gotta take the hooks
off. Now you've got these holesyou just have to spackle. Yeah,
it is true. So now yougot to really just repaint that whole room

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wallpaper. And you maybe you gotsome wood paneling, and now you got
holes in the wood paneling. You'llnever fix that. There you go,
some rock news for you show.There's some rock station and the z XL
Morning Show. See, I'm happythat when I can throw out a show
that I think you like. I'mhappy when you watch it and you actually

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like it was fantastic, man,Because I've been dying for a show to
watch it simple twenty minute episodes,and uh I got you know, congratulations
to Shane Gillis. It's Ghai washired by SNL and then fired two days
later because of some things he saidon a podcast. Right, So this

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is a couple years ago, andyou would have thought his career was over,
right, that was it, itwas his one shot he was gonna
be on SNL. Fired, andthen this dude has had such a resurgence
now he's one of the biggest comediansin the country man, you know,
and he has really Joe Rogan tothank for that. Joe Rogan gave him
the platform and so much so thatNetflix gave him. He had a YouTube

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channel and he would do a lotof skits on the YouTube channel. And
this is one of the skits hedid. It's about working at a tire
business. And it's so Philadelphia,right, it's so Delaware Valley. And
it's called Tires on Netflix and it'sfantastic, man, It's it's if me
and you were working at a tireplace. I turned it on last night because

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I'm looking for a show. Somy wife's in the room doing some laundry.
God, finally she's doing some laundry. So I put it on.
She's like thirty seconds in and shehates the office too. I'm like,
how can you hate? Then justwant like this is stupid. But now
she's staring at it and now she'sstarting the lamp. I was like,
first of all, you have togive the show a chance. I was
like, and just it's a it'sa really good show. I give it

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to him. Man. It's whenwe look back on like how comedy kind
of came back him going on SNL. It's just like, yeah, back
last year a couple of months agoto bring him back to host SNL after
he was fired after only two days. I gotta give credit to SNL for
that, you know that they theydid that for him to say yes and

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actually do it. But this showis every it's it's it's growing up in
South Jersey Philly, you know area. This is you know, it's like
the guys walk in the work,they hit each other in the balls,
but they're grown men. These arechildren, they're grown men. It's every
tire shop in the area. Andthat's not like a chain. It's exactly
what it look if you ever didany kind of real, like blue collar
work, right, me and youdid me and you came up blue collar.

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We've worked jobs like that. Yougoof off, yeah, because the
job is mundane and boring, soyou gotta find ways to have fun.
And just the way he go onthe boss, just the way the way
he talks to other employees to behonest. Man, it's great casting.
The show was right on. Likeeveryone in the show was just the like

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because they're all from Philly. They'reall his friends. None of these people
are real actors. They're all justhit hit comedian friends that he came up
with when he was doing comedy inPhilly. Yeah, it really has like
an office vibe to it. Ithas a little Kenny Powers into it.
Man from East Bad. It's it'sa really it's fun and it's a fun
show because it's inappropriate. Even mywife says, oh my god. I

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was like, no, it's backfun and comedy is coming back because we
realized it was dumb to take itall away like they're I don't know,
they're a little belittling the women ina fun way, not a bad way,
but how guys talk. It's it'slike it's it's auto shop talk.
It's it's exactly what if you've everbeen to a mechanic or you've ever been
to something like a tire shop.Yeah, this is what the guy's in

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the back are talking about. He'sshowing you pictures. He's showing pictures of
his niece and how great her rackis and then asking the guy when he
banged niece And we've all done that. Great. I think my favorite character
died off though, yes he did. And yeah, and they you didn't
find out for a whole day.Yeah, he was left under a car
and they just thought he was ignoringeveryone since it was just fun. It

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was fun and refreshing to see show. No again, it's behind a fire,
it's behind a paywall, like yougotta pay for it's not on TV.
Well it's on Netflix. Yeah,and it's called Tires and there's only
like six episodes. Yea, soyeah, it's but it's fantastic and for
somebody he's young, he's funny,like I said, he you know,
he was part of that that thatcouncil, that the cancel culture that happened

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a couple of years ago, andhe was able to come back from that
uh so, uh yeah it congratsthe Shane Gillis tires on Netflix. Very
funny. It's really good, dude. Everybody on the show is great.
Yeah. Look, we we getback. We're gonna do some headlines.
But I got a pair of ticketsright now. You know, it's three
bands that you know, I don'tthink think I ever really made it.

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They have some staying a little bitof staying power. Steve Miller, Journey,
deaf Leppard, you love Death,Steve Miller, Journey, def Leppard.
You know, I think one ofthe three will make it. Yeah,
Steve Miller, Journey, def Leppard. If you want the tickets,
dial up right now. Six zeronine six seven seven one hundred seven six
zero nine six seven seven one hundredAll three bands up? How many arms
are there? Use the drummer fromdef Leppard's Missing one. How many members

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in? Let's go average four peoplein a band? Okay, all right,
so you got so you got fourpeople in a band four times two
is eight sixteen. Now take it. Say yeah, so you got minus
one twenty three twenty three arms,twenty three arms. Eric add up.
Look if you want the ticket,six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
and seven, we get back,I knock out some headlines. Conspiracy Corner

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one hundred point seven's the XL SouthJerseys rock stations, the Xcel one Show
because Monday was a holiday and wecan't not have him on the Great Gary
G. Garcia and CEO. Youknow, talking conspiracy question before we jump
in off the air. We weretalking when the bigger girl was carrying you
home? Is are you over hershoulder or you cradle like you would hold
something like wood. Off the air, we were having a conversation about about

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big girls and you you said thatone time a big girl that you were
hooking up with. I guess shecant you home. Yeah, yeah,
I was. I was going throughthe divorce and I was getting very very
drunk at the time. And yeah, she over the shoulder like a cave

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like a cave woman came with me, ok person, Yeah yeah. And
I looked at my man as shewas walking away, and he was just
waving at me, laughing. Youknow, I was looking for help.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't goout with him, no more. I
don't. But I'll never forget thatman. But I read it to the
problem that you just said. Youknow, like I was drunk, but
I wasn't so drunk that I didn'trealize that. You know, she didn't

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turn me on. Yeah, youknow, so I couldn't get I couldn't
get active. Well, I couldn'tget active I wanted. I had to
just sit there and like, youknow, uh, you know, let
my let my magic fingers do thework. While I was I was texting
my boy with the other hand,it's not like a dude, how did
you let me go home with thisbehemoth? I have a kid I came
up with on the radio, Butshe made pancakes in the morning, of

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course she did. He couldn't wantto do Yeah big. They got big
for a reason. Now, kidI got I came up with in radio.
Dude, he tell he would tellthe greatest story. He blackout drunk
college. Right, he takes agirl home to uh to his his college
dorm. He said, you knowthey do whatever she stays over. She

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got out of bed naked the nextmorning, and he's just opening up his
eyes hung over, and he saidwhat he saw made him throw up in
his own bed. He said,that's how bad. That's what my wife
goes through when I get out ofbed. Yeah, because we had one

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of those fitness mirrors in the inthe bedroom, and I've caught myself from
the side in the act that I'mlike, there is nothing fitness about this
mirror. And look at me,hobble around? Are you lights on?
Lights off? Like you either waywhenever I can. Yeah, it doesn't
matter. Lights on, her lightsoff? But like lights on. I
like to look at myself in themirror. She likes lights all. My

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wife wants lights off and then apillow over her face. Look at nothing
there. She don't even catch asilhouetta Mabe lights off and him not even
in the room. That's the wayto go. I'm just talking dirty through
the closet door, all right,Gary G Garcia ay jokes dot com is
the website? What what conspiracies dowe have now? We're still married as

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a conspiracy. It's had a longtrying to figure out how he got up.
Man, I feel like she's ahostage. She just has to learn
Morse coach. He's blinking the wrongMorse codes. Get me out of here.
What are we jumping into today?Yo, dude, I found out
the other day man, birthdays.Birthdays are conspiracies. Dude, the birthday
song. Yes, okay, it'sa spell. Okay, you get people

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today, you get a cruel people. They go in a circle, right,
you have the cake, throw thecandles on it, you like the
fire, and then the lights goout, and then everybody sings repeatedly,
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthdayto you, Happy birthday. It's ritual.
Supposedly, you make the wish,you blow into the candles, it
becomes the smoke, it goes intothe air, supposed to protect you.

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But they said that the main thingabout it is it locks you. They're
saying it locks you into your age. And supposedly the studies that say that
people who don't celebrate their birthdays lookyounger, live longer because because because it's
locking you into that year, andit's making you, in your mind subconsciously

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feel like I'm getting older. I'mgonna diea real quick days ago. It's
not it's not happy birthday. It'snot the birthday song by Stevie Wonder.
We're talking about the other birthday song, the one that one the worst song,
and that's the thing, the worsthappy no No, And you know

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it's the thing of you keep repeatingit and it's and it's a spell and
then a lot of things, youknow, they claim. There's a lot
of things like that too, likewhen when people go and they protest and
they and they chance no justice,no peace. They're saying that the spirits
don't hear the comma, you know, in other words, with what what
what the spirit's realm here is isno justice and then no peace. So

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there'll be no justice, there'll beno peace because you're chanting it out into
the things. I mean, that'show it goes with with the you know,
when they say they repeating, they'resaying that the birthday song, and
that's the thing I don't say,celebrate my birthday. And a lot of
religions don't. A lot of religionslike a very pagan ritual. That's what
it is. It's a pagan thing, which most things that we do are

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pagan. That's what's crazy, Likea lot of things we do a straight
up pagan. And it also bringsdown a party, like if I'm at
a party, you have to stop. Like I was playing. We were
at a birthday party for a forlike it was like a kid's birthday party.
But me and that don't we're playinghorseshoes, and now we have to
stop the horseshoe game. And thenyou got I'm saying, come in,
we're doing the birthday cake. We'redoing the birthday. You have to commit.

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Since I was a child, Ihated it. You sit there like
an idiot. What do you do? What do you do with your hands?
And you gotta get what do youdo while you're sitting there? And
over there? I thought COVID wouldhave stopped the whole birthday thing. I
wish it did. You're right,you're exactly and yeah, you're right.
That kid is just blowing his slobberall over the perthday when they were a
little sick. But the mother doesn'twant to cancel the parties the case and

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it was snop bubbles and then he'sblowing on the on the cake and then
they're like you want to it's acake. I'm like, no, I
don't want the cake, and theyjust handing you. You know, I
flopped that right in the I haveno Yeah, but they say that with
like everything to like even laws.You know, they're saying there's spells,

(27:15):
like I mean, just look atwhat happened with COVID. You know what
I'm saying, Like they they writesomething down and we follow it. We
just follow it because it's written down. And when you write something down,
you spell. You know what I'msaying, your spelling words, saying that
the whole thing is like that,even laws that are written for us as
spells that we just fall under andfollowing. Well, we sure did for

(27:36):
three years, didn't we. Isn'tthat crazy? Man? Isn't that crazy?
Come and get ready to shut everythingdown? The bird flu, the
spy flu. August September. We'regonna something's gonna pop up, of course.
Man, I went down the CapMiddleton hole again. Yeah, you're
saying she's she's absolutely dead. Andthey got like a bunch of videos with

(27:57):
like an eyebrow. It doesn't hea move, it's just sticking straight up
in the air. And then likeher eye color changes in the middle of
the video. And this is justthe deep fakes. That deep fake stuff
is crazy with that real family,man, it's hazy. Yeah, I
mean it's dead. The dude getsto be king for a year. Now
he's dying, is he he's dyingto Yeah, he's got that. Then

(28:21):
like the pancreatic cancer. The canceryou don't bounce back from. Yeah,
and he got what he had towait all his life and he got to
be king for like one year.Well he made it, that's yeah,
Yeah made it man. I meanbut listen, I never got into those
people. I don't know. Idon't know why everyone thinks they're like cool,
they're not. Kid who was partyingin Vegas before lock down, that
guy is a king, because that'sthe king that we want to see,

(28:44):
the king that's gonna throw a partyin Gary. I mean I would be
like a king like from Game ofThrones, the young kid Joffrey. Yeah,
that would be me. Where canpeople he was? He definitely was
spoiled, I would say he spoiled. Yeah, where can people find it?

(29:04):
You can find me over in AtlanticCity. Man, go to ac
jokes dot com. We always haveit popping, man, if you missed
last week. And then big upto Uh, Jason's Schoop, Coco Brown
and Pierre they came out. Theydid their thing, man, and the
summer is gonna be cranking. Man. We got Avn Bergh coming up.
We got uh I can't even rememberall the names, but we got a
bunch of people jokes dot com,man goos dot com, and also check

(29:27):
out rad g with Gary Garci andBrian Tlacott and Man, the podcast is
pumping. I think we hit twohundred and twenty episodes this week. Nice,
So it's been good, man,it's been good. Yeah. Man.
We actually we actually posted up.Uh. We had a lot of
hate coming at me. I postedup a video of the puff did the
p Diddy video and we did likea vocal overdub of it of what they

(29:49):
were probably saying, and they hatemail started coming in like mad. And
then I wake up, Oh yeah. Then I wake up the next day
and the post is gone. SoI'm like, yo, dude, I
said, I said, you tookdown the post, yo, because I
don't want to get bullied. Thefunny thing is, when he put it
up, I was like, why'dyou put that up? That's gonna get
us mad crazy, you know,and I was I was telling him he

(30:11):
should take it down, but thensomebody told me in a comment, you
need to take this down. SoI said, no, it's staying all
right. But then he took itdown and I said, why'd you take
it down? Dog? And hesaid, my wife told me to take
it. The minute she saw it, she was like, nope, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, shemight be in the right. Yeah,
it was horrible. It was horrible. We love you, buddy.

(30:33):
You can still catch it on thefull episode though, if you want to
check it out. We get backman, We'll knock out some tracks.
Love you guys. Oh why trackanything? Thirty anything, racket rock rough

(30:59):
thing she talked about. This broughta lot gypsy Rose Blanche and she's the
one that killed her mom because hermom was was crazy and she's a little
nutting. Yeah, she's a littlenutty tolling her side too. The mom
was bad mom. Yeah, themom suffered from Munchausen by proxy, which
you pretty much poison your kid soyou feel better about yourself. You're suffering

(31:19):
from it, and then you callsomebody else to suffer from you suffering from
it. So she ended up killingher mom. She went to jail.
She's out of jail, but nowshe's kind of doing the celebrity circuit.
But she said yesterday she's not acelebrity. She's a trauma survivor. Okay,
this not a celebrity. Will beon the new season of the Kardashians
but okay, she has a celebrityand she's booked on Dancing with the Stars,

(31:41):
which would be awesome. Molly Ringwald, star of The Breakfast Club.
She was on the Mark Marin podcastand she said when she was a teen
star, she was definitely taken advantageof by older Hollywood executives. Bad bad
plays Hollywood. Yeah, she said, as a young actor in Hollywood,
there's predators all around. Jennifer Gardner, yeah, she weighed in. There's

(32:07):
a lot of drama with the Benaf flack JL world. What do they
call it, Jennifer, Are theytogether though still r married? Yeah?
And then people were like, oh, but you know, she was seen
without a ring or he was seenwithout a ring, and he might be
living in another house. But he'sfilming a movie and she's doing press for
some awful Netflix movie and they havemany houses. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

(32:29):
they're rich. I don't know ifyou know that. So, oh
my god. They were driving awayin different Mercedes. So his ex wife,
Jennifer Gardner, I guess, wasasked by People magazine what's up,
and she said she just wants thebest for Ben and wishes them to be
happy and healthy, and she wantshim to be the best dad that he
possibly couldn't be. Very nice,dude, how about this, the city

(32:52):
of Margie made national headlines. Youknow, how is that that dumb elephant.
Kylie Kelsey is Jason Kelsey's wife.Him and uh and her were out
to dinner at Stephen Cookies, whichis a very popular restaurant in Margate,
and I guess just and you know, look, Margate has a h reputation

(33:14):
for being snobby. Yeah, sohere comes the snobby woman. They're trying
to enjoy themselves, and she's like, I want a picture. Yeah,
she's probably had nine cosmos, rightshe she drunk, drove her golf cart
there, right, I can't,Kylie, I don't picture. He might
do sales here, sales. Soso Kylie very nicely said they were and

(33:39):
I think it's actually on on Iput the article up at Facebook dot com,
uh whatever it is w CXL Andshe very calmly just says to the
woman, we're on a date night, like not right now. Ah,
You're never gonna be allowed in thistown again. People respect people's privacy.

(34:01):
Just shut up, lady, Justshut up, take your bad makeup,
take your golf cart and drive backto your house, or go back to
King of Pressure where I can closemy eyes and just picture a hundred percent.
I love you, Margate. I'vespent a lot of time in Margate,
but maybe it's time to take itdown and that and I'll say it's

(34:22):
probably this woman's fault. The wayshe approached them. I said, like
a super nice couple where just saidI would love a picture. Love what
you did. I'd love a picture. Can I just take a quick picture.
They would have did it and gotit out of the wet or I'm
sure she would have said, hey, no problem, can you wait till
after dinner? Like I'm on,I'm on a date with my my husband,
right and I'd be happy to takea picture after it does. Yeah,

(34:45):
I I come to brig a team. You know, we don't treat
you like that, bride. Theydropped a two and a half million on
a place in Seattle. Yeah,yeah, good for you. Yeah,
people in Seattle, Man, they'llleave, y'all. I mean they'll probably
not they're drunk, but we'll treatyou better. Pete Davidson, he was

(35:05):
doing a comedy show and I thinkthe fifteen minutes of fame is up.
I agree. He had a showtank that was on Peacock and he even
brought Joe Peshi out of retirement andthe show tank. I think the you
know, the movies have dried upfor Pete Davidson and I like the kid,
but he just kept doing the samemovie over and over again. I

(35:29):
think that Kim Kardashian pumped some lifeinto him for a little bit too.
And then he had to cut ashow short because of Hegler's Yeah, and
that's stuff when you're a comedian man, because you try and you know,
jab back at him, but youkind of when you walk off stage,
you give up. And you betterbe able to do that the right way,
or she said you'd come off alittle douchey. Congrats the band Marchera,
him and his girlfriend tied the knot. He seems to be cleaning up

(35:52):
his life, which I'm glad tohear. And we're wrapping up with this.
Christy Brinkley said she they found someskin cancer on her and it was
actually taking her daughter to the dermatologists. The dermatologists was like, hey,
Christy, can I see naked?And he said he said he found some
skin cancer on her, So heshould buy coincidence. Because she was there
with her daughter, they were ableto get it, and I believe they

(36:15):
got it quite early. Yeah,he found it on her inner thighs.
It's yes, it's weird. Ihad your poster up on my wall in
nineteen eighty seven. Check out rememberthat movie you did make? What a
bunch of point seven was the ExcelsouthJersey's rock station and our Workforce employee of
the day today. I hope you'reexcited. You're a winner. Good morning,
Hi, good morning. Do Iwin the tickets? Oh? You

(36:36):
did win the tickets? Yeah?What's your name? Oh? My god,
my name is Michelle, right,Michelle? Now Michelle, what do
you do? I sell produce.My family is we're a farming family,
and I'm in charge of selling nice. I was talking earlier about my wife
and how she's in her garden moderight now, which she dives into for

(36:58):
about a week or two, andthen we get a couple of crooked cucumbers,
you know, and then and thenthat's it, a couple of tomatoes,
and we tried it and nothing evercame out looking right. Yeah.
Yeah, Now, what's the Sowhat's the in the produce place. You're
your farm. What's it called Isell? Our company name is Garden State
Farmers groupland Area. Okay, soyou distribute to other places, right right,

(37:25):
right. We have a family farmand then we also started this like
brokerage shipping company, so we sellour family farms produced through it. Plus
I'm able to like buy produce fromother local farmers and you know, like
send all of our stuff out togetherout by customers. You're like a art

(37:45):
dealer, but with produce. Basically, like she took a couple of thousand
dollars to give them some carrots.A farmer cortel. There you go,
there you go. Look Michelle thefarmer. You're gonna go see Steve Miller,
Journey Deaf Leopard, Citizens Bank Park. Okay, I am so excited.

(38:08):
This is awesome. All right,did you gotta you gotta wash your
hands, get that dirt from outof your under your fingernails, because I
know that is man when you gota dig. Don't worry, I'll clean
up before the show. You gottatake that brush and get and get under
those nails. Yeah, you don'twant to be the girl smells like manure
at the concert. You know,no, make sure you clean, no,
no, no, no dirt DeafLeopard Journey, Steve Miller, Citizens

(38:30):
Bank Park. That's gonna be udeJuly twenty third. You got your tickets.
You stay on hold, all right, Michelle? Okay, so great.
Her idea farming and my wife's ideaof farming, two different farming.
Yeah, yeah, like she thisis she's a legit farmer. Yeah,
we heard her family. I hopeit doesn't happen because I don't know if
we could survive off the vegetables thatmy wife grows. Yeah, it actually

(38:51):
never happens. Yeah, I don'tknow. I'm I'm not a good farmer.
I don't think I would be agood farmer. No, it takes
patience. I don't know. Meand you get up are early. Okay,
let's lay that out. Could werun a farm? You and I
we are up early. Are wegonna go out there and field? I
feel like we goof off. Yeah. I think we'd have a solid group
behind us that they would do likeit would be like Rocky, like we're

(39:13):
chasing chickens. Yeah, we're ridingthe horses around the field there to make
sure all the work gets that's whatI want to do. Look, we
get back, we'll knock out someheadlines. I AH points XL South Jersey's

(39:39):
rock station. Hey, did yousee the the great actor Richard Dreyfus.
He was hired. Yeah, he'snot really acting much anymore. He was
hired by a movie theater in inMassachusetts over the weekend to do it.

(40:02):
He was gonna do a Q andA either before I believe it. I
believe it was after Jaws. You'regonna watch Jaws. He's one of the
stars of the movie Jaws, andhe was gonna do a Q and A.
It went off the rails a littlebit because you don't give grandpa,

(40:23):
like, especially in the climate we'reliving in right now, don't give grandpa
a microphone. So somehow it goesfrom talking about Jaws to him talking about
how women don't belong in Hollywood,some transphobic stuff, right, And it's
if you gave your grandfather a microphoneat Thanksgiving dinner, this is what would

(40:45):
happen. Who has questions about themovie Jaws. It's like, okay,
if I don't know, if youwant to go into like a different movie,
like like The Sopranos, the guysdo a podcast, like I have
questions about the show, like whatwas this? What was that? How
was it working with this one?You're working with a robot shark? Like
what what questions do you have aboutthe movie Jaws? What's so unclear that

(41:06):
you don't know the story? Misterdreyfusster, did you did you think you
need a bigger boat? Right?Right? Which, by the way,
was never set in the movie.I think we need a bigger boat was
never set in the movie. Yeah, yeah, so well, Richard Dreyfus.
They gave the eighty year old amicrophone and he said what eighty year
olds say, and it caused allkinds of issue to the point where he

(41:30):
was kind of booed off stage,and then the theater had to send the
emails out to everyone that bought ticketsapologize. I'm trying to think of what
leads you down that road? Isit? Why weren't there female ship captains?
There was no There was no womenwith rods going out there to try
and catch the shark women. I'veheard rumors, and I've watched enough interviews

(41:50):
with him, especially lately, Ibelieve he likes to have a few drinks.
Okay, So he's just an insaneold guy who had a couple of
shits. You always become. He'sbecome the Captain Quit from the movie Jaws.
He now is Quit. So yeah, so he but this is like
you don't hand a microphone to aneighty year old guy just a crotch,

(42:12):
the eighty year old man and expecthim to be I don't know PC.
Yeah, I mean, and againI don't know much about him, like
you know, especially in the Idon't know the last couple of years.
We know a ton about Robert deNiro. You know, if you're gonna
bring him on stage, you knowwhat he's gonna get into it. I
don't know enough about Richard Dreyfus andto think that I don't know, I
don't know. Did anyone vet thisguy? Like is he is? He
a nut job? He's gonna gooff the rails because he's one of those

(42:34):
guys where I was like, he'sstill alive. Yeah, it's a great
actor. Man. He had arun in the seventies of some of the
best movies of all time. Butuh, yeah, you don't hear much
about Richard Dreyfus anymore until he saystransphobic and sexist and racist things. Yeah,
on stage in a movie theater talkingabout Jaws. Yeah, like the

(42:57):
most innocent thing, just talk aboutthe STUDI but shark. I mean,
how long do you let the guygo for? I mean, I hope
someone now you have to escort thisguy off the stage. Yeah. I
think they ended up turning the lightson him, and like they turn the
lights on and they're like, thankyou, mister Dreyfus, Like we appreciate
you coming out of here tonight.I mean, what do you ask him?
Was the mayor right and keeping thebeach open? Like, I mean,

(43:20):
there's so many What can you askhim about the movie Jaws? Because
it just makes no sense, misterDreyfus. Was there really a license plate
in the shark's belly? But yeah, like Q and A with the actors
about movies, you know, it'sjust a story that's made up. It's
nothing. You for fifty years,this guy's been talking about Jaws. You
think he's got to be tired abouttalking about that stupid shark. Yeah.

(43:40):
I think this guy just he justwas like, you know what, as
soon as I have an avenue toto take a turn, I'm gonna do
it, and he did it,and so oh yeah you feel guilty about
the Kittener kid. Yeah, yeah, it was a story man. Shut
up, you know what, Justicefor Alex Kittenner. Justice for Alex Kittner.
And how old was his mom whenshe had them, because she looked

(44:01):
like she was sixty? Yeah hewas ten. Alex Kittner's mom was seventy
two years old. Uh yeah,the great look here at the end of
the day. Still a great actor, sure, but just a confused old
man at this point. Yeah.I don't know. I gotta go back
to see what he said. Imaybe I agree with that. Look,

(44:23):
we we get back. Whether whatthink called You think you have a mid
you think you've got in bed.When you hear the term Mexican cartel,
you think drugs, right, sure, like they cut people's heads off,
drugs, that kind of thing.Yeah, they're gonna kidnap my wife or
they roofed her in the elevator,which actually did happen last year to a

(44:44):
place in Mexico. Well, youdon't think about tortillas. Reports now say
the cartels in Mexico have infiltrated thetortilla business. It appears that the cartels
have been able to gain more politicalclout by extorting money from a variety of
locally owned businesses, includes about fifteenpercent of Mexico's tortillas, resulting in the
price increase of about sixty one percentfor tortillas. That equates to about twenty

(45:07):
thousand dollars if you own a tortillashop. And so if they don't pay,
they fear violence and retribution. Yeah, they're the mob. They're like
the mafi. They come into thelittle shack. Hey, we'll protect you
for ten percent of your money.I get it. It's like in a
Goodfellas when they're they're they're bringing thebooze in one door and they're selling it
out the back door. Yeah,they'll be in the fur coats next and

(45:29):
noyw just rolling in tortillas and they'reselling them right out to back Lesson.
I know they're bad guys and theykilling people. I get it, But
you got to give them from abusiness standpoint, you got to give them
a little bit of credit. Theyseem to have this whole border thing lockdown
where they're smuggling people in for thousandsof dollars. It's you know, they're
entrepreneurial, right, this guy musthave been lonely. I don't think he's

(45:49):
going to be a police officer.Yeah, he resigned. San Diego police
officer Anthony Hare resigned from the policeforce after what's being called an embarrassing incident
in the back seat of a policecruiser. Here's what happened. Here's body
camera recorded a conversation that appears toshow a female suspect after asking him if
he was single and saying she wasdown to f to which he reminded her

(46:15):
that their interaction was being recorded.The conversation then dwindled as the cruiser pulled
into a quiet neighborhood. That's whenthe body cam was shut off. Twenty
minutes later, the cop made acall twenty minutes good for him, asking
another police officer for a master keyfor patrol cars because he was locked in

(46:36):
the back seat with the suspect.The cops arrived on the scene, the
police officer said he was just checkingon the suspect and that his body cam
had become dislodged while exiting the cruiser. Despite the claim, traces of seamen
were found in the close of theofficer, and so he's now suspected of

(46:59):
inappropriate behavior with a cussmle and justkicked the windows out and light that car
on fire. Uh. In Florida, a parent put his car in the
front of a bus stop to stopan alleged impair driver from endangering the lives
of students and chaperonees inside. Agroup of thirty students and six adults were
on their way to a local amusementpark when the suspected driver, a fifty

(47:20):
five year old, of being underthe influence driving the bus. After the
man read ran two red lights,the passengers were pleading with him to stop
the bus. They called nine toone one. That's where Giselle Diez,
who had also been called about theissue at hand, along with his wife,
sprang in the action. Diaz eventuallywas able to catch up to the
bus, get in front of it, and actually block the bus from moving.

(47:44):
Wow. And the man was chargedwith DUI and a couple of other
charges. You just hope that ifyour car is damaged to someone's going to
pay for that damage. Yeah.I guess the bus company or the guy
the driver would have to go payfor that. If you're doing you're doing
a nice thing. But so youknow, you off the bus to say
you get smashed up a little bit, Well, who's going to fix my
quarter panel? That's on you?I wouldn't I wouldn't hate it. And

(48:07):
maybe we put some one of thosebreath alive like things when you when you
get on a bus, they haveto start it up. That's not a
bad idea. Only it's a badidea because we're getting more and more of
these stores. People being trunk drivingon school buses and that's no good.
Do you have to you have toask a fifth grader to blow into it?
So you keep going, I'm goingto turn the keys, you blow
into it. Uh, there yougo. Those people they haven't beat you,

(48:30):
not so much. One hundred pointseven THEXL South Jersey's rock station ZXL
one to show I finally found oneperson that supports this. This has been
a big deal. I think youmentioned it in headlines, the wind turbines
that they want to build right offthe coast here. Yes, yeah,
the company, I believe it wasa Dutch company. They have to cough

(48:52):
up about one hundred and twenty fivemillion or something like that because they had
a deal set in place with NewJersey and then it fell through and now
we're taking other offers. So whoknows if we're gonna get these windmills or
not. Which, by the way, I shout out to h the I
don't want to say koops, butthey are pretty they're pretty crazy people.
They're anti windmill, and I getit, right, I see them at

(49:14):
the seems like most people are antiright and it's people. It's the you
know. We go to the Brigantinelittle market they have there and they got
a little tent set up in theirhanding out pro shores and they got door
things, hangers and everything else,and they're fighting the good fight. So
I appreciate what you're doing. SoI'm sitting on the beach with my neighbor
who has a house in Brigantine,and i'd bring it up. He's like,
yeah, I don't know, theymight be okay. I'm like,

(49:37):
what part of they might be?Okay? Do you think it is?
I don't know how it's gonna affectus. If you're gonna tell me the
entire island of Brigantine won't have topay electricity, maybe all on board,
but I don't think that's the case. Yeah, I don't think they're Look,
I don't know much about anything.I heard like they can't run if
it's over eighty five degrees. Okay, that's a problem. That's a problem.

(49:59):
It's a few months out of theyear that it's gonna be more than
a five degrees everything. They willbe an eyesore. I mean, they're
gonna be like four or five milesoff shore, but you can probably still
see him. Yeah. Well,the guy we're standing there, he's like,
you see that water towns Like yeah, He's like, that's two hundred
feet. They're gonna be one thousandfeet up in the air. I'm like,
okay, so of course you're gonnasee it. I'm sitting on the
beach looking out at the ocean.I don't want to look at it.

(50:19):
I don't know who does. Andit's shocking. I guess I guess this
is the Is this the governor that'spushing for all this? This is this
is Phil Murphy? Is is waypro windmill? Uh? And then I
think they just did some testing likeon the on the on the uh bed
round the rock seat right where they'repounding away at it, and it killed

(50:40):
a bunch of whales. Yeah,yeah, a bunch of whales are like,
Okay, you're throwing us off alittle bit. But even this guy
too, he's like, yeah,I don't know if it's killing the sea
life. I'm like, well,they're doing testing and now we have dolphins
washing up. I don't know.Man, It's it's like there's no common
sense anymore. It's like, well, maybe it did, maybe it did.
Everything was pointing to the fact thatit kill whales and kill dolphins.

(51:00):
Tell me this, there's like sixwindmills on your way into Atlantic City if
you're taking the white Horse bike.Yeah. Have they done anything for anyone's
power bill in Atlantic City or havethey helped out in any way in Atlantic
I don't know where it's going.I don't know, and they and they
rarely spin. They're just sitting andit has to I mean, it has

(51:21):
to be windy, right, youneed a breeze to move those I think
they're motorized. I think, well, then we're just wanting a motor to
produce a Well, then we learnedthat, and then we learned this too
that I think whatever plastic they useto make it, or fiberglass to make
it, you can't recycle it.No, it doesn't break down. That's
another problem. All of it ispointing to where's the benefit, and no

(51:43):
one can tell you what the benefitis. So yeah, people bring it.
Then, people up and down thecoast thank you for fighting the good
fight. Yes, please fight thiswhole thing back. But to find to
sit down on the beach with aguy looking out into the ocean thinking it's
not such a bad thing, I'mlike, where is it not? You
know? It takes us all upto Tucker. Yeah, that's where that's
where they belong to. Hey,everybody, thanks your calling to They are

(52:05):
always welcomed on the show, Glenwhen you're all a part of it.
Uh, stay there, we'll kickoff that rock block. It's one hundred
point seven EXL South Jerseys Rock stationand the z XL Morning sh Smiling,
smiling when you're smiling, smiling oversmiles with you and when you're loving,
Oh you love when the sun comesshining through when you're crying. Let's fine,

(52:32):
you bring on the rind right,gonna stop your shot, stop your
side. Won't you be happy?Where you smiling? Let's just smile,
keep on smiling. Keep I'm smiling, dropping out, man, I know
you guys are all My love tookme guys on my way and work.
She's like, guy, yeah,warming up ship and I'm like, I'm

(52:53):
about there. We're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot you the beast.
How you doing yoh laughing? Man, you guys are great. Good
morning guys, Hilario. Let's say, Scott oh god, is it my
radio or it's are you only broadcastingin MANA? This is the ratings in

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