MONDAY 6-24-24

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Wake up in a world of jolmediocre radio, in a time of regulations
and rules, under the scrutiny ofbosses and management. One show breaks all

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the rules to deliver entertaining, compellingand educated radio and stand above the rest.
And this show isn't it? Heyman? What's happening? Good morning
to you. My wife lasted oneday. Was that Barefoot? She went

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to the Barefoot Festival. That's whatThat's what she went. She went on
a sadder day. She had shehad tickets for the four day but she
was gonna go Saturday Sunday. Andshe went Saturday and it was it was
hot and h on the beach.I think she had enough. And so
Sunday she was staying at her parentshouse. They were like ten minutes away,

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and uh, I text her.I said, Okay, I have
fun today and she's like, yeah, I'm not going. I'm I'm all
done, I'm all wrapped up.I think it's the experience, because even
my wife brought it up. Shewanted to go, and like, what,
you don't even know who's playing,That's what it is. My white
tree guy's playing, like you don'teven know his name. You're not going
for anybody specific. I was like, and you're just really just baking on

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the beach. There's no shade oranything. You're not you can't move around.
I don't even think my wife stayedon Saturday for the headliner, and
I have no idea who it was. I would go at night. I'm
a I'm a night guy, ifour god. I think the Beach Boys
were there for real. Well,see, you don't want to hear about
maybe not. I don't know lastyear. I think last year or the
year before. I think rock waslike on a Sunday night and it was

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tremendous. I would actually go toa Sunday night and see a kid rock
show. But that concert man,who oh Brett Michaels, because they usually
throw a rock band in there.So Brett Michaels was there. I think
who want it just passed the Yeah, like the one that was this weekend?
Wow, how do we miss that? I think the Beach Boys were

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there because they gotta fill Dude,four days is a lot and you gotta
fill a lot of time, andyou're you're you know, they got like
they started like two in the afternoon. Yeah, it's an all day thing.
So it's an all day thing,so, uh, you gotta fill
that stage time. But I couldn'ttell you. But my wife's not a
big country fan, so it wasit really was just her going and hanging

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out with a girlfriend. Yeah.No, now you're on the beach,
it's hot, you got to drivehome. You've been at it a couple
of drinks. It's like, yeah, I don't know, man. Yeah,
she was lucky. You know.It's you know, her parents living
close. They uh you know,they either her dad or brother ended up
picking her up. I'll tell youtoo, man. Those tickets weren't cheap
because I looked up with a oneday pass would be for the weekend.
I'm trying to tell my wife.I was like, I don't know,
if you wanted to go, wecould have just bought tickets and went sold

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out. Yeah, it was likefive hundred dollars for like a one day
pass. I'm like, dang,Yeah, the tickets my wife got,
and you know, we were luckyenough here I want a contest on the
station across the Yeah, you werethe knife caller. They were eight hundred
dollars tickets. Yeah, man,wow, Yeah, And there was a
part of me it was like,and we just I honestly like, I
didn't want to say it to her, but I'm like, you wasted a

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lot of money. Yeah, youcould have just sold that ticket. I
would have sold that. You wasteda whole bunch of money by just going
for a couple hours on one day. Yeah, everybody, Yeah, it's
Monday. It's a brand new workweek. We're gonna dive in. Then
we're gonna find that ZXL workforce boy. The day today before that, you
get def Leppard, Journey, SteveMiller up at Citizens Bank Park. We'll
get up with tickets coming up justa little bit. Now, that's a

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concert right there. That isn't count. Yeah, I mean I leave one
steph Leppard took the stage, butthe other two bands I'd watch. Lunch
point seven ZXL stutters is rock stationzx I'm gonna show good morning every guardy
wood Line I can, I'll rideit and we'll do it. Line and
things sucks. I'm Scottie. Goodmorning. Here's some news for us.

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On a Monday. A South Jerseymotorcyclist died early Sunday morning after his bike
struck a guard rail. Galloway TownshipPolice said the motorcyclist Joseph Stetzer of Absecon
was Westboundland East Moss Mill Road whenhe struck a guard rail. The area
where the crash happened is about amile from the Garden State Parkway entrance on
Stockton University. Stetzer was pronounced deadat the scene from his injuries. The

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US State Department has reissued I LoveThese has reissued a travel advisory to the
Dominican Republic. Somebody I know justwent there. I said, did you
feel safe? Like, yeah,but we didn't leave the place where we're
in. I'm like, then youdidn't feel safe, Telling tourists to exercise
increased caution due to the country's increasinglevel of crime. The Level two advisory
was reissued due to the increased crimein the area. Level two advisory does

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not mean travel should be avoided tothe area, but it says be careful.
It does it tells me that Ishould avoid that area. Be aware
of your surroundings. Do not physicallyresist and a robbery attempt. Do not
display signs of wealth, such aswearing expensive watches or jewelry. Follow the
advice of a resort and tour operatorsenroll in the Smart Travel Enrollment program,

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just to receive alerts and make iteasier to locate you in emergencies. Prepare
a contingency plan for emergency situations.Dude, that's too much. I just
want to go enjoy a cocktail ona beach. This has a lot to
get to. Costco is recalling fivehundred and sixty seven thousand portable chargers after
two homes caught fire, causing aboutone hundred and seventy thousand dollars in damage.

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Be my charge power hub all inone device can overheat and catch fires,
said the Consumer Product Safety Commission.No injuries have been reported as a
result of the recall of the departmentstore was aware of the two fires and
property damage it caused, but thereare about one hundred and twenty additional reports
of the chargers overheated. Yeah,we don't care about electricity two times.
First of all, I got alike a dry bar. I have probably

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eighteen things plugged into one receptacles.Can you just keep splitting it? Yeah?
That and when we do Christmas lights, we don't seem to take in
a concider at all. That electricitycould burn down our houses. One hundred
percent do you have a dry tree, right, if you have a real
tree. But by the second week, yep, those needles are dry.
That thing is just ready to catchfire. Yeah, that thing where you're
scared of them that gets wet.No, we put it out in the

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rain. It's in a puddle andour lights are plugged into it. That's
news. What about sports? Itis brought to you by Weinstein's Supply.
Go to Weinstein Supply Eggharbard dot com. Phils beat the Diamondbacks yesterday for one
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Christopher Sanchez and the Phillies agreed toterms on a four year contract extension

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yesterday. He's going to be aPhilly through the twenty twenty eight season,
with options for twenty twenty nine andtwenty thirty. Oilers. Panthers. That's
gonna be Game seven tonight. Ican't believe it, dude. The Panthers
were up three games to nothing andit looks like the Oilers are gonna come
back and win those Yeah, they'replaying tough man. Yeah, and dude,
I back a ton of money onthe oilers for tonight. When I

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was a kid, dude, oilerswere like the team. Right, you're
talking the mid eighties you had GratzkyMessia do Those teams were unstoppable. Uh,
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point seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock Stations, ZXL Morning Show, one hundred point
seven ZXL Soud Jerseys Rock Stations,ZXL Morning Show. Yeah, my wife
had enough. Man, kids arein camp today, sid summer's over.
You know. Whereas where it wasshipping them off the camp. Either they
two things. Probably they ruined it. And then she probably wasn't happy with

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my decisions last week. I hadthings I had to do. Again,
it's summertime. It's not I'm notevery minute is gonna be fun when it
comes to these kids. When Iwas kid, man, it was it
you figure things out. You wentfor a bike ride, you went shot
basketballs, and you would watch theprices. Right, Dad's you did that
too? Yeah, or you stayedin because it was extremely hot. That's
how I got to know Hogan's Heroesand Gilligan's Island. Well, last week

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was a complete wash when it cameto the kids doing any type of activity
outside. Listen, I'm even hot. I'm like, I don't blame the
kids for not want to go outside, but they just become a When did
we parenting become that were entertainment directly? It's not. It's not, dude,
Do you ever remember right like ourparents like making sure that we were
having fun. No, No,you know my dad got out of the

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recliner to go throw a ball withme when it was not your seven degrees
outside. Your job as a kidduring the summer was the stay out of
the way of your parents. Likethat's that was it? That was your
one goal. Their first day off, I get home, you kids say
where are we going? I said, I have to run errands. We're
going to home deepot and said,oh, Mom said we're going were fun.
I'm like, Mom was wrong,Mom lied to you. The thing

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is man. I just remember asa kid, I was always kind of
jealous of this because we weren't citykids, like I grew up in the
suburbs. But like you would watchmovies like meat Balls, and I was
like, it'd be kind of coolto go to camp, right, like
go to camp all something like dude, And it was a thing like parents
would ship their kids off for threemonths to camp and then so they didn't

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have to deal with their kids duringthe summer. And so for three months
your parents were kidless and the kidswere stuck at this camp. And yeah,
and take that movie, how dangerousit was. Kids are just jumping
off the deck. The people thatare watching the kids up at thirteenth them.
So yesterday I had no idea thiswas going down. My wife says,

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they're going to camp tomar Now mywife was thrown out. Every camp
under the sun. It's animal camp, it's archery camp, it's swimming camp.
Just put some activity a child cando. It could be playground camp.
Yeah, and they're doing it.So today this week, for one
hundred and twenty five dollars per kid, they start Catholic church camp. Not
even Catholic. They're going to churchcamplic. No, no, I don't

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know what. Okay, first ofall, yeah, first of all,
okay, all right, we couldreally dive into this. Yeah, I
don't know how safe that is.Well, Tuesday, you know, Tuesday
is shirtless day at the at Youcan't say the track record of the Catholic
Church and children, yeah, notgreat. Did you know they have a
massage class. It's it's it's ahey, come, let's swim party.

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There's not even a pool here,father deacon. Now listen, it's a
it's a it's a Catholic church forchurch for a money grab. They just
watched the kids and they run aroundin the gymnasium that they thought God and
stuff. Now see, there's nothingthat has nothing to do with that.
It's just camp. It's a moneygrab from the Catholic Church. And I'm
okay with what made her goes tothe Catholic because because one of the neighbors

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mentioned their kids are going and itwas something to do. And now in
church camp, and guess what,kids, if you don't start reading for
twenty minutes a day, which Isuggested you read for twenty minutes a day
next week, So what's next week? Epstein camp. You might be in
a Jewish camp. Who knows,who knows. It could be anything.
What's going on. She's just gonnago round and around with religions. Right,

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we're gonna be a Muslim camp.We're gonna do a Jewish camp.
Yeah, we're going to Buddhist camp. We're going to be Buddhists. So
yeah, they said, hey,listen, I'm cool with it. It's
not like, get the whole dayto myself. Your kids are gonna just
run home be like, dude,what can we just Dad, I'd rather
watch Entourage with you than have togo back to Catholic camp. You did

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it to yourselves kids. You knewmom was gonna pull this nonsense, and
it happened. Oh, I'm alrightwith it. I'm fine with it.
Oh man, Yeah, Catholic kid, Dude, I want the Catholic school.
I can tell you, like,it's not fun. You know.
All I thought about was that thatsummer retreat you went on with the UH
with the priests where they were allin the banana hammocks at the pool.

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Yeah. Christian Brothers Academy they builda full block in Ocean City, and
I had to go to summer school, and so they were like, yeah,
you could just go there because myparents lived in Ocean City during the
summer, so they were like yeay, And dude, I'm not a kidding.
It was a bunch of priests inbanana hammocks running around, dude with
boogie boards and they were oiling eachother up so they could go to the

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beach that day. It was crazy, dude. And I was a good
looking kid. I was seventeen yearsold, one hundred and thirty five,
forty pounds. I was looking great, dude. I was eye candy to
them, eye candy to them.I don't care what this kid did.
Let's get him in a camp.That's what I don't think. I had
to go for biology. Oh,I got a biology lesson. All right,

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we're going to work on the mailanatomy. Guys like, hey,
hey, today, we're gonna dosit ups. And I was like,
what listen, Just as a precaution, I'm going to grill them when they
get home. What did you doat camp? That was it? Yeah?
Wow, when they say grabbed theballs, they meant the kickballs.
Let's again, man, all right, Yeah, that's okay, keep it

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up, kids. Yeah, Okay, Uh, look, we we get
back. We'll knock get on somerock news. Joe and Scottie rock news.
There's some rock news for you.Daryl Hall, you know who he
is, falling Oats? Uh.He said he's not losing any sleep over

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his rift with John Oates. Uh. He said, John and I did
not have a creative relationship for decades. Uh. Now, if you remember,
a couple of months ago, cameout that Daryl Hall is actually suing
John Oates because John Oates is goingout there and performing Hall of Oats songs
and just pay them off man togo everything. So apparently Oates wants to

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sell his half of the catalog,right and Darrel Hall's like, no,
that goes against our business agreement.Can't just sell it, you know,
just like we talked about Queen lastweek, they sold their catalog for one
point two billion. I don't thinkall on Oates is going to get that,
but it's a substantial amount of money. And I guess Oates is like,
hey man, I want to cashout, and Daryl Hall's like,

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yeah, no, not today.It just sucks because you think they're friends,
you know what I mean, growingup making this great music performing together.
Well, he said, buddy,he said, look, we haven't
had a creative relationship since two thousand. We toured and toured and toured together.
And that's kind of restrictive to mebecause I wanted to create the real
truth of it. As John justsaid one day he didn't want to do

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it anymore. I said, okay, But the problem is he didn't make
the parting and break up easy andthere were difficulties lay and still lay.
And that's all it is. That'scoming from Daryl Hall. That is a
relationship with John Oots. You haveto create nothing, you already created magic.
Just go out there to do it. Man. So who's doing hoky
Fest now? If they're not?Well, now you got Daryl Hall's out

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there with Elvis Costello. But likeDaryl Hall likes to go out there,
and he likes that that sound ofPhilly. So like he'll go out there
and like do all these like soulsongs. Yeah, we don't want that.
No. I want to hear Eater, Yeah, yeah, come best
friends. So I want to hearwhat's another hauling out song? Sarah Smile
rocking around the Christmas Tree born,Yeah, yeah, the Kinks, the

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guitarist dreaking around the Christmas. Theydo that, yes, right, I
think they did a whole Christmas album. I don't want to hear that.
I think I had no no,no, jingle bell rock. Jingle bell
rock. That's what they did,jingle bell rock. Dave Davies and the
Kinks, this is kind of sad, dude. I guess he's he's kind

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of falling on a hard time.You know the Kinks if you're a music
fan, the Kinks were like kickingsand they were supposed to be better than
the Beatles and the Stones and theWho, but they never quite hit that
mark. It's just cool to likethem, like the Ramones sort of like
yeah, I mean like the Kinkswere the cooler of those those English band

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you know, bad ass Christmas songright, uh Christmas A great song.
Two brothers who hate each other.So Dave Davies, he said that,
I guess he had a storage unitand he forgot all, well, go
ahead, yeah, and he forgotto pay it. Oh my god.

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So it was up on the storagewar so yeah. So like it went
up for auction and he said,now online they're selling his I guess you
got a little like trophy when yougo into the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame and they they're selling his trophyfor twelve thousand dollars and they probably bought
that unit for one hundred dollars.And he's like, so he's like,

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it's kind of sad to see that. But he's like, I have no
legal action because I didn't. Hesaid he was recovering from a stroke and
just forgot to pay the storage unit. And so now there's somebody say,
you can buy Dave Davies rock andRoll Hall of Fame trophy for twelve thousand
dollars. Yeah, yeah, let'ssee here is always sad man because I

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don't think she wants to accept hisdeath and the way he died. But
I think this is the way hedied. Scott WiLAN right, I don't
think anyone was shocked when he diedin twenty fifteen. The guy had was
a heroin addict for years, andhe looked like death a couple of years
before he died. His wife atthe time is now coming out. She

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was on a podcast and said thathe did not die from a drug overdose.
She said, I want to letpeople know he did not die from
a drug overdose. There was drugsin his system, that's why they put
it on the death certificate. Butit was because he had an artery that
was clopped, which maybe from thedrug use. Now she said, she
goes it was because for twenty yearsthis guy abused his body with drugs and

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booze. It sounds like he diedof drugs, but she said he also
was a chain smoker. I wantto let people know that he didn't die
of a drug overdose. He diedfrom a heart attack where his heart just
stopped. But she also said,not making him out to be a saint,
it was because of the years ofdrug abuse. She said that she

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did not know that he was dabblingin drugs. Again, she she had
she had thought he was clean atthe time of his death. Uh.
And even the corner said he probablylied to you because he didn't want to
let you down. Again. Yeah, it's just sad, man, It
is sad. And it's just likewe talk about this all the time,
like you were a hand at agolden ticket. The dude was a talented

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front man right in a huge band, and he just pissed it all away.
Just I mean pissed it all isone hundred point seven ZXL, South
Jersey's rock station US with a ZXLmorning show. That's why we're on so
early early. I got up atone thirty this morning. Damn man for
what. So my wife was downat her parents' house this weekend. She
was doing Guy Still Together. Shewas doing the pair of foot Fest.

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Make the joke he has a shorehousein May's Landing. But that's that's it,
dude. I asked that. Iwas with my my in laws on
Friday at the Phillies game, andI said to my father in law,
because she's spending so many weekends downthere, I was like, do I
owe you money? You want rent? Yeah, she's spending so much time.
But she went to that stupid Barefootfestival. So they lived ten minutes

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from Wildwoods, so she just madesense, right, Yeah, there's nothing
fun near where your house is.In May's Landing. There's a river.
Yeah, that's what we got.It's not like a Hamilton is up all
of fun. We got a well, the river starts in ham and then
then it kind of makes its waydown to May's Landing, so it smells
like blueberries. We I was kindof burned out last summer. So last

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summer we had partial season tickets tothe Phillies and we were at like a
game every weekend, right, andit just kind of burned you out,
man, Like it's hot, itwas, it's fun, but like you're
spending a ton of money, andso like this year, I was like,
you know what, we're not doingthat. Like I'm not I'm not
doing it. So my wife's like, all right, well, there's a

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couple of games I want to goto. And one game was on Friday
night. She goes, let's likeI think it was. I think she
got the tickets for her dad's birthday. So on Friday night we end up
going to the Phillies game and itwas a scorcher, dude. It was
hot, right, And we gotthere early because they were doing something with
Cole Hamil's. He was getting putinto I don't know, the Phillies Hall
of Fame or whatever, and somy in laws wanted to be there for

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the Cole Hamil's thing, and sowe get there like an hour early.
So we're there for batting practice.Yeah. I haven't been to a batting
practice, you know, at abaseball game and forever. Yeah, I
like going early. I like tobe in my seat by the national anthem.
I know, people like to walkin like when it's just starting.
I'm like, nah, I meanI like to find my seats. So
I mean, so we're there wayearly, like over an hour before game

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time, right, and so they'redoing batting practice, and so this kind
of this kind of made me go, you know what, this is what
it's all about. So I grabbedmy little guy and I was like,
he brought a glove in and Isaid, come on, man, I
said, let's go. You know, we were right by the right field
post, right the foul post,and I said, let's go over there.

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Let's go there. And usually whatthey do is if they shag balls,
the outfielders will toss the balls upto the kids. Right. So
I'm like, all right, likemaybe you'll get a ball, who knows,
but let's go down there and try. And dude, we go down
there, and I gotta go.Of course, I gotta go through the
guy. He's like, you havetickets, And I was like, dude,
he's just he wants to go catcha ball. The guy's like all

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right, fine, yeah, andhe's like all right, go ahead.
So now we're up against the fenceand and I have my back to the
field, so I'm staring at thestands and i just hear a crack of
the bat and I'm like, I'mlike, that sounds like they don't hit
that hard during batting practice. Andthere's a bunch of kids about ten feet

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from us, and they're like,it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Yeah. The other reason people gethurt in the stands because you're not
paying attention to the game. Andso I watched the ball go over the
kid's head and it bounces off achair and I'm like, I'm like,
damn, Like that was like tenfeet from us, and the ball's rolling
and all of a sudden, mylittle guy puts the glove down like he's
like he's fielding a ball. Yeah, and dude, he picks it up.

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He goes, I got it.Good for him, I got the
ball. Dude, he'll remember thatfor the rest of us. I said
that kind of that that moment,and it was just the right predicament of
time and movement and everything like that. It made me go, this is
what it's about. Because dude,he was so pumped. He wouldn't let

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the ball go the entire game,right like he and he was he was
so pumped about it because they don'thit home runs in batting practice. It
just doesn't happen. And so sohe was like super pumped and uh and
I was like, all right,this is what baseball's about. That's what
it's about. Right. It's worthme paying forty dollars to park. It's
worth paying seventeen dollars for a beer. Because that look on his face when

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he got that ball. Now,a similar thing happened to me yesterday.
I took a buddy who was fromout of town who was just about in
tears. Now his life is ruinedfrom gambling, so he has nothing really
going on. He walks into theballpark because he hasn't been there I don't
know, in like twelve years,because you know he has he's not from
the area. So he's going upto every statue and touching all the statues
of Whitey. I didn't even knowwho white he was. He's like,

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I gotta go see Whitey. I'mlike, is that your friend? He's
like, no, no, RichieAshbury, He's like, now it's a
statue. So now we're walking around. He just about has tears in his
eyes. Oh so, so Igot did he catch it? Did he
catch a home run? Now?But here's the thing, man, he's
and I hate. Bring a glovelisten. I like the game, it's
fun. I could have left afterthe sixth or seventh inning. This guy

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wants to state on the very endhe has to watch the end of the
game. But dude, I waswith my uh my in laws and my
mother. It was it was hot. It was hot yesterday, and dude,
and my mother in law, shelooked like she was gonna die.
She was like, she's like,I'm done. We got there so early

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because the Cole Hamil's thing on Fridaythat the game hadn't even started. And
she turns to me and goes,I could leave right now. Yes,
that was me. I'm like,yeah, now we're up with a shade.
And he's like, we should godown there and watch the end of
the game. Like he wants towatch the end of the game down in
the hot sun. I also gotpinched too, man, trying to get

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two hats. It was hat day. When you walk in and give you
a free hat. We had acoal Hammil's Ring Day. Okay, well
get down. They got these freehats. I walk in. It's a
pretty cool lid, has Chevy onthe side. I'm like, ah,
whatever, but it's a nice lid. So I'm like, now I gotta
get one for my other kid.So now I come through the line.
I go back like I'm looking forsomeone who's coming through the gates. And

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a cop must have saw what Iwas doing because I go look at the
gate and then I pretend to walkback into the ballpark to get a hat.
Yeah, the cop says that keepit moving. I'm like, really,
bro, really for a double hat? Come on, man. There
was Mother's Day game. It wasa poolover Philly's pullover. That's nice and
so I everyone got one, right, but it was only ladies. So

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all the ladies that were with usgot one. Now my wife's like,
I want another one. So Iwent over to the guy and I said,
hey, look, my mom's overthere, but she's in a wheelchair.
Nice man, I said, Isaid, can I grab one?
He goes, you gotta bring herover? Yeah, And I go what
you? And he's like, yougotta bring her over? And I'm find
I'm like okay, And I waslike, all right, well that didn't

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work. You know, you finda random woman, say shit and get
me another webbreaker to my father inlaw, he's the best. So it's
these stupid Cole Hammel rings, right, They're like, I don't know,
World series rings or whatever. Sohe was so excited. We were doing
standing room, and the seats infront of us the people forgot theirs.
So now my father in law haslike six of six boxes his pockets.

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Because said, I'm like, whatare you gonna do with all these ring
like a child, like Tom Brady, are you gonna just wear them on
your hand? Like I don't understandwhat I mean, what are you gonna
do with one cold animal's ring?Now you have seven of them? Look,
I got a parent tickets Death Leopard, motleyque No, it's not Motley
Cruden's Death Leopard, Steve Miller,Journey and Journey. They're coming to Citizens

(26:21):
Bank Park if you want tickets rightnow. Six zero nine six seven seven
one hundred and seven six zero ninesix seven seven one hundred and seven six
zero nine six seven seven one hundredand seven We get back headlines. One
hundred point Seven's the Excel, SouthJersey's rock stations, the XL More Show.

(26:45):
I'm not evenna call a conspiracy corneranymore. It's just hey, it's
Monday morning, and Gary G.Garcia's true here. He's just here.
It's just true. He knows it'scalled truth. Mondays. We did even
talk about conspiracies last week. Ithink we just talked about anything. Well
we Gary G. Garcia, Uhand so Gary, you know you love

(27:06):
the conspiracies, So what do youwhat do you got in store for us
to death? I just went downthis freaking rabbit hole of Rockefeller's secret Covenant.
Have you ever heard of this Rockefeller? Okay, you're talking about Nelson
J. D. Rockefeller, theoriginal the O G Yeah, the ro
Feller Okay, yeah, on theJAZ record label. That's Rockefella. Ah.

(27:30):
Yeah, that's true. And that'sactually how I spelt it. When
I look at it, I putit down, I said, did you
mean Rockefeller? And I was like, yeah, I guess that's what I
meant. So supposedly he wrote thiscovenant. Supposedly is supposed to be like
a covenant in the Illuminati. Youlove the Illuminati. Es. This thing
is coming up lately yeah, yeah. But what's crazy is when I watch

(27:53):
everything now, it's a lot,it's a lot, it's a long covenant,
but there's little things in here thatI found interesting and us they went
to debunk it, but every timethey debunk it, all they say is
that Rockefeller didn't write it. Theydon't say it doesn't exist. You know
what I'm saying. So when youread this, it says it says.
It says an illusion will be solarge, so vast, it will escape

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the perception. Those who will seeit will be thought of as insane.
We will create separate fronts to preventthem from seeing the connection between us.
Right, That's how the whole thingstarts. And as you go down they
start talking about what it is.Right, So it says we will keep
their lifespan short and their minds weakwhile pretending to do the opposite. We
will use our knowledge of science andtechnology and sort of ways so that they

(28:37):
will never see what's happening. Wewill use soft metals, aging, accelerators,
and sedatives in food, water andalso in the air, and they
will be blanketed by poisons everywhere theyturn. The soft metals will cause them
to lose their minds. Now,that's just that's just one. That's just
one. It goes on like lateeighteen hundreds, early night. Yeah,

(29:02):
man, it says, we willpromise to find a cure from our fronts,
yet we will feed them more poison. The poison will be absorbed through
their skin and mouths. They willdestroy their minds and reproductive systems. Wow.
Yeah, now that's just that's justlike verse five and six of this
thing. This thing goes on forlike twenty something versus of what they're gonna
do. But then you look atthings like people just being so so edgy,

(29:26):
so aggravated, so angry, youknow, and you look at the
way and like I said, whenyou read this stuff, it says,
it says when they try to debunkit, all the debunking is that Rockefeller
rode it, that this doesn't exist. And when you read it, you're
looking at all this stuff, You'relike, you see this stuff going on.
Cam Trail's in the sky. Now, I'm not gonna lie. Every

(29:48):
time I go by, I gooutside and I look and I see those
straight lines going across and starting.I don't I get angry. I get
frustrated because really, what could wedo this stuff is coming see one land.
Yeah, let me think about hetake a little part of that.
Look at look at the food man, and how we are like what what
we're eating, What's allowed to beput in our food? Look at fluoride,

(30:11):
Aldi's shopping at Aldi's all the allthe all the Aldi. You're talking
about the car I love that.Yeah, Well check the ingredients man,
because a lot of the vegetables.When you look at the vegetables and the
lettuce, if you turn it overand you look it says it contains bio
engineered products. Well and conspiracy broughtto you by that Aldi. There is

(30:37):
it all ther Aldi. I giveit, I give it. I give
it to my wife. Right.My wife for years has been saying this,
and I thought she was an absolutecook until it happened with my kid
man he was two three years old. Behavior issues, Right, She's like
red dye. She went in thereand did her research on the food we
were giving our kids. Changed.You went through the cover, got rid
of everything fun. I used tolove to eat, I used to cream

(31:00):
all that anything. It was fantastic. Everything that was good in my life
went away. But she took itaway from my kid and it changed like
night and day. Many food theywanted to be edgy, you know,
that's why That's why they I feellike I am way more on edge now
than I've ever been. Like roadrage. Yes, you have almost punched

(31:23):
an old lady in the Phillies gameon front yea. Yeah, but isn't
that normal at a Phillies game,Like I almost knocked and I got the
okay from like a crowd of peopleto knock her out. Yeah, sabby
sports guests like that. Man.I once hit a chick with a burger
in the back of the neck ata Cyclones game. It wasn't even you

(31:44):
know what I'm saying. Well,it was a minor league baseball game.
Man. You know it was probablya twelve dollars burger. Are you gonna
waste it on the back of herneck? Well, I mean she knocked
it out my hand walking by.I was trying to put some condiments on
it, and she like came cuttingright through fast and knocked it out my
hand and then looked at it,saw it on the floor and tried to

(32:04):
walk away, and I grabbed thearm and I said, where are you
going? Yeah? She goes whatI said you just knocked that out my
hand onto the floor, right.She owes you exactly what happened on Friday,
an old, cracked out woman whowas drunk off her ass climbs under
our table that we were sitting atthe Phillies game and knocked over our beers.

(32:27):
No, no, no, nothat when she that's insane. So
then she comes up and then she'sso spaced out. She goes to me.
She goes, they told me todo that, And I go,
who oh that. I said,no one told you to do that.
You're just cracked out. Yeah,Now, this shick was straight, dude,
This shick was not cracked out.She was a straight like one of

(32:47):
those Soka moms. She just waslike, I'm not paying for that,
and then walks away. Yeah,and my daughter at the time, my
daughter was probably like, I don'tknow, thirteen twelve, thirteen and and
I and she still goes to walkaway, and instinctively, I just picked
it up and threw it at herright. And ya, dude, as
it was flopping through the air,you're now you're wondering. There's a security

(33:12):
guard coming up. He sees itflying through the air. And when I
tell you do because it still hadlike one bun on one side. It
landed perfectly on the back of herneck, slid down and then and then
she looks at the security guarsh didyou say that? And I look at
my daughter. I said, goback to the seat, tell your mother
that I got thrown out, thatI'm going to be over by the car,

(33:37):
you know. But the funny thingis the dude didn't throw me out.
He saw what happened. He gotme a new burger nice. Yeah.
Yeah. And and Jojo, didyou ask if that woman place those
She was cracked out of her handand then she why you say cracked out?
She was. She she was completelyout of her head and was more
than booze. And she was likeseven sixty five seven on those trails.

(34:00):
Man, dude, she she wasand white line. And I don't think
she had tickets. I think shejust kept like moving chairs like she kept
moving seats and things. Isn't itexpensive to get into it? I mean,
it's not cheap crack. He's spendingmoney on a baseball game. So

(34:22):
next to us was a nice youngcouple. The dude taps me on the
shoulder with two beers and he goes, I saw what happened, man,
and he goes that woman's nuts andhe gave it and he's like, here,
these are for you. I waslike, dude, like things dude
easy. Man. I was like, you know, I was like,
let me pay you back. He'slike, no, man, he goes.
He goes, I'm cool. Hegoes, I'm here on vacation.

(34:43):
I saw that that cracked out lady. You're good. They're just trying to
keep us angry. They want usto kill each other. Feel dude,
I feel angry than I ever feltin my life right and anytime I'm on
Twitter Instagram beating each other up,they want that's what they want you to

(35:06):
say. They what they want todo. That's what the crackheads said.
The people always ask who are they? I said them, that's who they
are? Them them his herd.Okay, you haven't noticed how hot it
is? Man? Yeah? Youknow, like, I'm not gonna lie.
See. There's certain things that Idon't have to ask. There's certain
things that you could just look atyour life and go, it's different.

(35:28):
That sun is different, it's hotter, that sun is different, it's hot.
We've always had like advisories right.The advisories used to be like it's
hot outside, make sure you drinkwater, make sure you stay you know,
if you can't stay in the shade. Now it's stay home. Gary,
listen, we have to wrap thisup. Stay home for next week,
next week. Looking at this skincancer? Do we get it from

(35:51):
the sun when we're not protected oris it what we're putting on our skin
to protect us? Dude, Ihave a chick loves the sun. She's
always, you know, lathering upeverything three times skin cancer. Now,
I never use any of that.Your skin is glowing. I never used
any of that stuff, never hadskin cancer. I used to put something

(36:15):
there, never had it. Idon't watch none of that stuff and none
of that. And what did that? What did that covenant? The covenant
said we'll be putting stuff poisons intothe skin and into brought to you by
what we learned that Rockefeller Records covenantand said, Chaz said some crazy things.

(36:38):
All right, Gary, people findyou man. You can find me
at a C jokes dot com.I'm always in Atlantic City. By the
way, we're also starting uh AtlanticCity ac Jokes School. We're starting to
teach these comedians how to come up. We got Jim Mandrino's coming down to
teach. It just starts in July. It's the six week course. Go
to ac jokes dot com and checkit out. If you're interested in doing

(36:59):
comedy, man, learn to doit right. I'm gonna every Monday,
I'm I'm over in New York City. I'm doing the Not White Tuesday midnight
show. And you could always checkout my podcast, Rated Ge with Gabby.
You go seeing Bryan t. Locattawhatever you get podcast, good stuff?
Man, All right, Gary gGarcia. We love you, buddy,
We love you guys. We getback. We'll do some trash.

(37:22):
Oh why love trash? Anything thirtyyour doty anything, racket rock or roughing.
Yes, love frash. It's niceto be at Kelsey. Uh So,
Taylor Swift was in London over theweekend performing her eras Tour and Dude.

(37:47):
It was you name a celebrity andthey were there. Not only was
Jason Kelsey and his wife Kylie therehanging out with Aaron Andrews and Carissa Thompson
from the Fox Fox NFL right likeuh and so they were hanging out,
but then in the VIP box andit's not even the vip bocks. Dude,

(38:08):
No, you should see the VIPbox. And it's so funny because
somebody goes and grabs Tom Cruise andstarts like Cruise like they're doing shake it
off, dude, Prince not PrinceCharles. Prince William was there with his
kids. Right, So you gotHugh Grant, this is the IP box.
You have Travis Kelcey, Jason Kelcey, right, Kylie Kelsey. You

(38:29):
have Aaron Andrews, CHRISA. Thompson, Hugh Grant, Paul McCartney, Tom
Cruise, Ashton Coocher, Mila Kunis, and Liam Hemsworth along with with Prince
William and his kids. So yeah, and there's a guy like a it's
like a drunk It looks like probablyone of Jason Kelsey's buddies. Like he

(38:50):
just looks like a like a drunkfrat football guy and he's grabbing Tom Cruise's
shoulder store and shake it off andTom is like, can you just let
me go? That might be thehappiest room ever, dude, it's it
was big. What's that that's worthbillions? Spill? I mean Paul McCartney
loans a billionaire. Yeah, soit was a big deal. She even
brought who's the guy who's Travis?She brought Travis Kelsey out on stage.

(39:15):
So I hope they tipped whoever thewoman that was running food and drinks to
that vitally. I hope they can't. Yeah you got dude, Yeah,
I want to know what they drink? Right, what's Tom Cruise drinking?
And I always forget how small TomCruise is because when he's up against like
athletes, like, he looks sotiny. I think he's only like five
six. Kelsey just wants hot dogsand nachos. He kept his shirt on,

(39:38):
which is good. He didn't takea shirt off this time. He's
the trash of the whole room.Dude. Elon Musk just had his twelfth
kid, Like, what are youdoing? I know he's very big on
not well, no, he's bigon overpopulation, but he keeps having kids.
Yeah, you're not helping. You'renot helping it at all, all

(40:00):
different women, just random women.So uh he said he actually said the
opposite. He said that he's seeingdeclining birth rates now after years of overpopulation,
and he said he scares him.So he just wants to have as
many kids as he can. Imean if you're a woman, I mean,
that's the golden ticket there. Youlay down with them. I mean,

(40:21):
the guy's not terrible. You laydown with them one night. You
have a kid, and that kidin you are sept the light. It's
his third child with Neuralink, whichis one of his new companies. It's
the one where they want to puta chip in your brain. Yeah.
The woman who runs that company,Chavon Zillis, is hurt name. But
they all get free. Tesla's ohyeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The kid looks in a Tesla.Kevin Costner, this is interesting. He

(40:45):
was being interviewed and by the way, kind of bums you out. He
came out publicly and said he's donewith Yellowstone. Yes, saw that it
sucks man. The show is himand the show. Yeah, absolutely,
but he's having a real problem withthe guy who created it. They just
can't see eye to eye. Iguess where the character goes. Do they
kill him off? Is that whatthey're gonna do. Here's a problem.

(41:05):
They have half it, like theystill owe us half a season, right.
I think it was started with COVIDand then they and Kevin Costner went
back and forth. So they stillhave to finish this one season and they
haven't finished it yet, and Idon't know when it's gonna come back.
But yeah, it doesn't look likeKevin Costner is gonna be a part of
it unless he's contractually bound. Iguess maybe to finish this season and then

(41:27):
after that. He still Uh hesays that Princess Diana wanted the bangle.
Okay, he's a back in theday, they actually developed a friendship and
listen to this. Would she hadbeen cheating on her husband at the time?
No divorced? Okay, Yeah,so he wanted to do Bodyguard two

(41:49):
and do it with Princess Diana.Wow? And so do the say he
needed a sequel? Though? Doyou did we need a Bodyguard one?
No? Other than that song,I don't think I've ever seen the movie.
Yeah. No, Alex Trebek isgetting his own stamp. I'm all
for the Alex Trebek stamp. Sure, why not? Uh, this is
happening more and more. Brad Pitt'skids are dropping his last name because you

(42:13):
know, maybe dad's not around.Uh. Surrey Cruz, Tom Cruise's daughter.
She graduated high school and didn't usehis last name of graduation wow.
Yeah, and he missed her graduationbecause he was at the Taylor Swift Guns.
I don't think he was a gooddad anyway. And Shania Twain,
you know that song just like alady man. Yeah, she says,

(42:39):
who do you think you are?Brad Pitt in the song. She now
has changed that for a new generation. Instead of saying Brad Pitt, she's
changed at the changing tannel to chantchanning channing to to tell them to chaney
to tattle. Yeah, well theguys you could have picked you picked him.
Yeah, it's that weird part ofthis where she like talks back to

(43:00):
the crowd and she says, hedo you think you are Brad Bitt?
Now it's chaining tate tato. She'ssending a message out to him. Maybe
maybe she went to Bangle, maybeshe could. Yeah, he should call
her. Ah, there you go. Some trash for your point. Seven
The Excel, South Jersey's rock stationz XL morning showing our workforce employee the

(43:23):
day. Good morning, by howare you? How are you a lot
of energy this morning? What's yourname? Karen? You know what I
feel bad? Man? The lastcouple of years, I feel like the
name Karen's been ruined. Yeah,it has been, thank you for even
and my kids know what a Karenis because they'll call my wife a Karen.

(43:45):
I'm like, whoa bud? Why? But why did Karen get chosen?
Has that name? I don't know. It's just like Carol, Sue
and yeah, you know what,let's throw Sue and Carrol under the bill
are all names along with Karen.It just seemed like women that just will
take something and blow it out ofproportion. Yeah, and now, like

(44:08):
the people around you in your life, do you ever flip out and they're
like, Karen, you're being aKaren because that's because you know you're gonna
get that. You know you're gonnabe like you're being you besides yelling at
people at grocery stores? What doyou do, karencare industry? Okay,

(44:34):
all right, And you sound likea wonderful, healthy, mentally fit person
that that isn't gonna yell and screamwith people. I try not. Well
that's good, Karen. All right, Well you're going to see Death Leper
Journey and Steve Miller up at CitizensBank Park. Okay, thank you so
much. I hope you yell atsomebody because they spill a beer on you

(44:57):
and you become a Karen. Howmuch for parking? Oh my god?
How dare you? It's so hot? I wish that we're umbrellas. God,
can't you guys put air conditioning inthis baseball stadium? Fifteen dollars for

(45:17):
a hot dog? How dare you? Okay, Karen, move along?
How'd you know? All right?Karen? You stay on hold. We're
gonna get all your info. Okay, Please seed suck that I won from
the radio station. I can't believethey gave them to me. Can you
believe it? Oh my god?What? Why are they taking a break?

(45:37):
These tickets in color parking? There'sno parking included? Oh I am
so through. We love you,and like I said, you seem like
a very well balanced person. Thankyou, Thank you, Karen. We're
just playing with you, Karen.The male equivalent is chat. Is that

(46:00):
what it is? Chad? You'rebeing a chad? Yeah? So the
chad seems like a kind of astuck up kind of sea stuff, like
in just an a hole. Yeah, like a frad kids sweater vest.
Chad? You know it tied alittle prick, that's where that would be
the male equivalent to Karen's Chad.You're being a chad. My kids know
what Karen is. Just like afterAmerican Pie, you know how, like

(46:23):
milf took off Like we had neverheard that ever before American Pie, right,
and then we hear it. Itjust took off. Dude, Like
ten years ago, the Karen thingcame out of nowhere. It was just
okay, crazy women are named Karen. Where's the one guy that made that
up? Yeah, just he probablymeant to say something else that just came
out. You're being a you knowwhat. He might maybe he was going

(46:45):
to say the sea word and itjust came out Karen. Or he's just
married to a Karen. It's like, Jesus, she's not you Karen.
I did that before where I wentto go and dude, this stuck to
this day. It's still me andmy friends will say it. We were

(47:07):
at a wawah and I want togo call my friend gay like from across
the wa wah. Yeah, butI was I was a little tipsy.
We were cramming and I was alittle tipsy, and I mixed up queer
and gay to make the word quay. And to this day we still use

(47:29):
quay, but it just it's noone knows what we're talking about, and
it's just it was some drunken,stupid mistake I made. Just combine the
two words quay classic, you're quayyeah, uh and you are quiet?
Yeah. Look let's go here aBomo South Jerseys rock station. I guess

(47:51):
being a good dad, I gota sacrifice sleep and I really did that
over this week. I didn't dothat last week. I was a bad
dad. The whole week I wasa bachelor. I've been a bachelor for
the last two weekends. Right,my wife has stayed down at her parents'
house. Most people would say,are you getting a divorce? I'd say
no, she just likes the partya lot. I don't think you're fun

(48:13):
because you wouldn't do these things withher. Well, she went to Barefoot
the Bafot thing this weekend, soI was like, no, I'm not
going to that. And last weekendshe just wanted to hang out and get
drunk with her cousin. You're notgoing to do that, right and uh,
and so yeah, I'm like I'mlike, like, I'll do it
for a while, but like Idon't want to have like I can't.
Once again, I don't want tosleep on an air matching I'm too old

(48:35):
to sleep on an airman. She'sa four am drinker, yeah, oh
yeah, oh dude, it's she'llbe up till four or five in the
morning, right, So I gotthe house to myself, so you would
think, man like all right,you know, and and young Scotty would
be like, yo, party,Yeah, I'm coming over DJ equipment and
everything this man, and now oldScotty's like, yo, I could go

(48:58):
to bed. Yeah I can't.I can't go to bed, and no
one's gonna bother me, except thatmy daughter works on the boardwalk in Ocean
City and on Friday and Saturday nightshe worked the night ship, so she
was closing up shop. And uhso that means she's not gonna get home
till like eleven, and like hasa good dad, right, like I

(49:21):
at least I try to be agood dad. I'm saying, I am.
I'm like, I don't want herto come to a house that is
closed up right, and I'm sleepingright like I want to. I want
to, you know, like Iwant to be you know, I want
to make sure she gets home safeand should chat with her before, you
know, before she goes to bed. So both Friday Friday night, I

(49:43):
did the Phillies game. So nowhere I am. I'm folding laundry.
It's eleven. It's eleven pm.Your life, man, and yeah,
right like it's a yes, sucha great life. So it's eleven pm.
I'm folding laundry. She walks inthe door, and it's no,
not her fault at all. Iunderstand because I used to. You know,
I used to. We all workthose teenage jobs. You get done

(50:04):
late, and you're not tired.It's not like you're it's not you're not
old, so you're not going rightto bed. So she's just the chatty
Kathy. Now I'm up till liketwo in the morning both Friday and Saturday
night. It's like her working afull time job and getting done at five.
This is her happy hour. Younow, eleven o'clock you're folding laundry,
ready for bed. This is herhappy hour, man, She's ready
to go. It's and I feelbad because I want to catch up with
her. I've been talked to herso you know, yeah, I've talked

(50:27):
to her all day because she's beenworking so it's like, I don't want
to be like, hey, I'mgoing you know, I'm going to bed.
But dude, I'm like, atone point, I think I was
actually holding my eyes open. It'strying not to fall asleep. You're not
gonna believe what happened on the boardwhacked I boardwalk. Yeah, well that's
what it is. She's telling meall the crazy people and there are dude,
when you work on the boardwalk,uh in a place like Ocean City,

(50:49):
that you get some real knuckleheads inthere and some real crazy people.
So she's telling me stories about thecrazy people that come in the store,
and I'm like, okay. Iwas like, I was like, all
right now, I'm just looking theclock and I'm like, I know my
body. I go it's one fortyfive in the morning. I know my
body's gonna get up at five am. Yes, yeah, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter what time I goto sleep. I know I'm waking
up at five. I would tryand shut down for like an hour,

(51:12):
like I would do it during theday when the kids are in school,
because I come home, I dothis job, I do my thing,
I try and work out, butI come home I know when the kids
get home, it's on it's homework, it's after school activities, all those
things. So I would shut mybody down, but I would set my
lawn for about five or ten minutesbefore my kid gets off the bus.
Yeah, this way when he comesin, Just like when my wife comes
home, like I track her,I know where she is. I can't

(51:34):
have her and my kids come inand I'm laying on the couch because for
them, I've laid on the couchall day. Meanwhile, the lawn is
cut, the kitchen's clean up,laundry is done. I didn't do that
all day. But the perception whenI get home, like my wife like,
ah, would you do all day? I'm like, well, I
sure as hell didn't just lay onthis couch. I got a lot of
stuff done. But what you sawwas me laying on the couch watching TV
for about an hour. Yeah acouple months ago, man, I uh,

(51:58):
you know, once again, we'reup, Like I was up at
one thirty this morning, right,so I know I'm gonna be just exhausted
today. So one day during theweek a couple of months ago, I
ended up just putting my head down, take a nap, right, it's
the one day my wife decides totake a half day, yeah, and
shows up at the house and she'slike, is this what you do when

(52:19):
I'm not here exactly? And I'mlike no, Like I was like,
I got up at two am,like I'm just tired, Like like what
and why are you not work?Yeah? Why are you so? Yeah?
So it's like I was like,I was like, I look,
I love I love my daughter andI love being a dad. But man,
like, you know, talking untiltwo in the morning. I'm like,

(52:43):
I don't know, maybe cat's inthe cradle. Like here, here's
the car. Keys, go gogo go, go drive the car somewhere
a party, have to work asyou go do some underage drinking. Yeah,
don't you have any friends? Yeah? Yeah, you guys should be
on the boardwalk or doing something.And he didn't bring me any Mac and
Mango's pizza. Yeah. Dead weh that's that. You wake me up.

(53:05):
We get back, we'll do athing. You want to high five
Bill Belichick, right and say,yo, way to go on a twenty
four year old girlfriend. But thisis where it gets creepy. It's a
little it's the whole thing is creepy. I mean, I guess, look,
you're Bill Belichick Reddick, right,like, I don't know for I
don't know, seventy two year old. He's like, hey man, I
don't want a hot chick, right, Okay, But the problem is he's

(53:30):
not like the first old dude she'sbeen with. So this is the thing
with her boyfriend was a sixty fouryear old guy. Okay, so she's
grabbing money or she definitely likes oldWrinkley. So apparently she has a type
of just old rich guy. Yeah. Oh well, then I don't feel
so bad because I felt like Billkind of preyed on her. But it
sounds like she might have prayed onBill. She was like, yeah,
man, throw it to him ifyou're gonna give it to me. She's

(53:51):
a cheerleader, right the Patriots.Yeah, so her name is Jordan Hudson.
Yeah, apparently she she likes oldrich. I mean, how do
you feel if you're the dad footballSunday comes up? Right? Yeah,
Dad, I'm gonna bring Bill overthere. I'm gonna I'm gonna say,
Bill Belichick sitting in your living roomwith your daughter. I mean, are
you okay with that? Bill easilyis probably thirty years older than her dead.

(54:13):
Yeah, that's that's honestly too.Man. You figure she's twenty four,
so her dad's probably late forties,early fifties. And it is Bill
Belichick. It is Bill Belich,It is Bill Belichick, right, yeah,
it is Bill Belichick. This iskind of like when LT end up
poking up with that fifteen year old. I don't know, man, I
think there's a lot wrong with that. It is right, it's more wrong.

(54:34):
There's one hundred percent. There's onehundred percent wrong more wrong with the
LT thing. Yeah right, Yeah, that was your opinion. Yeah,
he went well, he went tojail for it. He went to jail
for it. I think it wasin an airport parking lot or something.
Uh, this is a college footballbattle we can all get behind. There's
a competition between schools as the whichone has the lowest price for beers.
A recent graphic was posted online showingthe prices at various college football stadiums got

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fans buzzing. In Oregon, forexample, where fans were wondering where exactly
in the stadium you could get fivedollars beers were TCU and two Lane had
three dollar beers, then dollar beers. Good for them, man, And
then the University of Louisiana stepped itup by having two dollars natty light nights.

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Wow. So it looks like Tulanesaid, okay, University of Louisiana,
we'll do one hundred, We'll doa dollar fifty beer. So yeah,
college football beers are a lot cheaperthan NFL beers. I went to
a college football game years ago andit was a Cowboys stadium and one school

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was a dry school, so halfof the stadium couldn't sell beer, and
then the other half that the schoolwas not a dry school, so it
could sell beer. So it wasso weird. You had to go to
the half of the stadium. Itwas the team that wasn't dry, So
they split the stadium in half,and that half of servant beer. The
other was so weird. Dude,college rules are so odd. Let's see

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Oh, she's the one that saidshe went to Cancun and banged one
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the encounter, so that was thedeal. You could bang her, but
she had the video for her onlyfans page. Even though she says she

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logged a two hundred person body countin twenty twenty four alone. Blue knows
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her dream man, who has tounderstand her profession, especially since it's made
her a millionaire over the past yearsand she's not the least bit worried about
it. Blue also needs her dreamguy to be fun, outdoorsy and driven

(56:53):
in life. So she did doit because she needed the money. Well,
she's made him. She said shemade a million bucks. Is that
a real last name? You thinkshe made that up? Is at a
stage? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? What if Blue is her real last
name? Bonnie's the made up namebecause she hated Tabitha. You imagine,

(57:14):
you imagine you're a guy, andnow now you're gonna settle down with Bonnie
Blue, who took on one hundredand twenty two dudes and can coon in
a week and there's pictures. Yeah, the video everywhere sure is talking about
throwing a hot dog down a hallway. There you go. Uh, those
people they haven't bad you, notso much. It's a little battle.
Fellow YEP one hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station z XL.

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I was called out at the meeting. Maybe I don't pay attention or listen
because I was called out at oneof our meetings. And I bring this
up because I'm still kind of inthe dark here on what we need to
do for the talkback for the Journeydef Leppard Steve Miller tickets. Now,
what we're giving away is what isit the first row tickets? We think

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or do we know for sure?Dude, I don't know, okayse you
don't listen to me, he's either, okay, Okay. Yeah. If
we were pushing the talkback feature onthe iHeart radio app in order to get
these tickets, not win the tickets. We did that for the zero work
for give me the boy the day, give me a s Okay, Look,
okay, think about this. Wewere gonna do f Mary Kill.
That got pushed aside. So nowyou need to call. I'm gonna look

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you tell me. If you thinkI'm wrong, you get on the iHeart
Radio app. Yes, you goto the talkback feature. You leave us
a talkback yes on not f Marykill. It is you want to who
you love, ug, who youlove, who you would hug, and
who you would snub? Am Iwrong? And with you to get picky.

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It's gonna be a first row ticketsfor the show. Am I wrong?
You want to win front row ticketsto see def Leppard, Journey and
Steve Miller. It is front rowthen July twenty thirty Centisence Bank part all
right? Okay, uh huh.You gotta go to the iHeartRadio app search
w z xcel and there's a littlered microphone button. You can send us

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a message and you got to tellus out of the three bands, who
do you want to love, hugor snub? I got one. I
got one. Here's an example ofwhat we're looking for and to you by
hold on that part at all.We got a sponsor. I can't read
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in Atlantic Care and Atlantic Care.Thank you. Thanks guys. Hi,
my name is Stan. I loveJourney, I love def Leppard, I
love Steve Miller. I never seestill Steve mill alive. But I do
remember being a young boy and Ihad an h track tape. I love
my I love my girlfriend. Imean I call her lovey. I love
my son. There's not too manypeople I'm gonna snub because there's not too

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many people that I hate. Itreally has to be bad for me to
really hate somebody. I'm pretty happyguy, but I hope I went.
That'd be great. Thank you somuch for giving me this opportunity. Thank
you, bye bye. So thatis what we're looking for in the talkback
feature. I mean, I guesshe just went love across the board.
This guy's got a lot of alot of good in his heart. Yeah,
he can't hate anybody, so loveso so okay, So here's the

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deal. Yeah, what bab willyou the iHeartRadio app, you search w
z XL, you hit the littlered microphone button, send us a message
to win front row tickets see defLepper Journey Steve Miller. We're gonna ask
you who you want to love outof the three bands, who do you
want to love? Hug or snub? Which is like f Mary kill and
we cleaned it up for the spot. Yeah, it's a you know,

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we couldn't they can't kill the lawyersdidn't like the wording and f mary to
kill you know so love hug orsnub, Deaf Leppard, Journey, Steve
Miller, get on it, leavea talk back and we will pick the
best one front row tickets for theshow. So it's that easy. Everybody,
thanks you call today, always welcomedon the show. We're glad when
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