TUESDAY 7-2-24

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Wake up, way up. Ina world of dull, mediocre radio,
in a time of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management.

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One show breaks all the rules todeliver entertaining, compelling and educated radio
and stand about all the rest.And this show isn't it? Hey man?

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What's happening? Good morning? Ithink I was being groomed by swingers
this week. Okay, do theupside down pineapple on your door? We
did not, but we were atthe pool. Wife and I went on
a little weekend get away to Virginiabeach, right, had a great time.
And my wife's out there sitting sittingby the pool. I'm out there
sitting by the pool, you know, showing off the guns. Yeah,

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and uh, this this this couplethey kept like strutting around and uh and
like you could see they were tryingto eye everyone up, and they would
just kind of make small talk andthen kind of walk around. But they
were at the pool all day andI think they were trying and like I
didn't say anything right, and andthe wife would kind of talk to me,
and the husband kind of talked tomy wife. Yeah, yeah,

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and they wanted you so I didn'tsay yeah, yeah, yeah, I
didn't want to say anything to mywife. I throwing my hot wife,
is it okay if my hot wifecomes? So I didn't want to I
didn't say anything to my wife atthe time. So the next day I
was like, I think that couplethey were swingers, and she's like,
so did I Yeah, you getthat feeling. Yeah, you just got
that feeling that they were they wereup to something. I mean it was

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look he was he I would haveloved make an out with him. He's
a good looking guy. He shouldbe flattered man that they were even hitting
on you. Yeah, the wifewas, but it was weird. He
just the wife was very good lookingalso, and they were just doing like
loops around the pool, like justeyeing people up. And I guess who
was interested me. It's almost likea secret handshake, like maybe there's a
look or there's a wink or something. Why do is I put my fist

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up to my mouth to the guyand I put my tongue on the side
of my cheek. I'm like,hey, it's really it's a but it's
you never know. And we statedit was very like hipster type of hotel
where everyone was like non binary,and uh it was the oddest thing.
Man, very heavy in pride right, like Pride month and and and everyone

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had ear gauges and shade sides oftheir head and different colors like Spencer's gifts
and piercings. Yeah yeah, likehot topic yeah zoom. Yeah. So
it was so I'm like, okay, I'm like, I'm all in.
It's it's a real cool like butit's a hip place. It's a cool
vibe. I'm taught. I getto talk to some of the bartenders and
then and then and the people workingthere very heavily gay or non binary,

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whatever you want to call it,Pride Trump supporters. Wow, there you
go man. Yeah. It waslike like I'm talking. I'm talking to
the bartender was like the day bartenderand she's a hardcore lesbian and she's like
yeah, big Trump supporter. Yeah, because she doesn't want to pay the
money for groceries and gas and allthat, and her jobs are gonna be
taken over by someone coming from Mexicoillegally. I'm with you, Yes,

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I like this. It's it's thosethe people know this area that they're the
ones are out of their mind.I got the gauge in my ear.
I saw that you can fit Yeah, I can. I can fit a
whole thumb through the hole. Andit says property of Bob written in a
sharpie on your back. Everybody outTuesday, let's dive into that. Let's

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find that CXL workforce employee the daytoday. Yeah, let's find it.
What we got Scott to give away? You know it's a should we right,
So we're gonna throw some stuff withOkay, Yeah, what do you
got you want to do? Iwant to hear you pronounce the name because
I'm gonna know who this cat is. It's gonna be a show to go
see Hassan Minaj at Caesar's in AtlanticCity. Is that Nick's brother? It

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is assign Menage. Apparently he's aguy who was supposed to get The Daily
Show and didn't. Okay, comedian. So he's gonna be July sixth,
So that's gonna be what this weekend. That's gonna be over at Caesars.
So if you want to see HansanMinaj, well hook you up. Coming
up just a little bit. UNWREpoint seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station
ZXL Morning Show, Good Morning,everybody do it live. I can go

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alrite it and we'll do it live. And things sucks. I'm scotty,
good morning. You're some news foutyous. Donald Trump is trying to leverage
a Supreme Court decision holding that presidentsare immune from federal prosecution for official actions
to overturn his conviction in a NewYork State criminal case Monday. Supreme Court

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decision extends broad immunity from criminal prosecutionsto former presidents for their official misconduct.
It's one of those things where wego to war with a country, like,
oh my god, we just calledone hundred thousand people by mistake.
Should I be charged for that ornot? Whoops? No? So I
think what they said yesterday was ifyou're acting as the president, you're you
have immunity. Sure. Yeah,if you are acting as a citizen,

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yeah, you're not immune to toto to be prosecuted. So if Trump
kills an innocent people in Russia rightin war, then he says it's an
act of Yes, it's of anactive war. He's his golf cart and
a golf course, it runs overa group of old people. You don't
have a immunity. And then hegoes to gym. Yes, I understand.

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Atlantic City leaders announced major changes toimprove the experience of its world famous
boardwalk. The Mayor Marty Small Senior, along with several heads of Atlantic City
government departments, gathered in the worldfamous, world famous world fans. Yeah.
Sure, they gathered for a pressconference to say that they have new
measures funded by the state. Ofcourse, it's funded by the state because

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it's not gonna be funded by thecity. Focus on improving public safety,
providing help for people who are unhoused, and addressing quality of life concerns.
Yeah, the big problem is youhad hundreds of homeless people living under and
on top of the boardwalk. That'syour issue. Figure that out. You
walk on the boardwalk in Atlantic Cityand it smells like piss. The Drifters

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sung a song about it. It'scalled under the boardwalk or all of it
goes down? Not anymore. Youknow what goes down there is encampments.
No, let's put that. Whatdo they put under decks? Is it
called lattice. Let's put lattice allthe way under the boardwalk so the homeless
people can't get under this. It'ssuper easy, guys, Until you fix
that issue. Like you walk,you walk a half a block before the

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boardwalk, you start to smell thepiss like it's disgusting. Nine people were
brought ashore at a South Jersey beachon Saturday morning, some who were initially
in distress. This is awful.This is an ocean city and there weren't
even lifeguards on duty yet because theyhadn't started. Like it was too early,
like these people were out for likean early morning dip. Right,

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So a couple of people are outthere, they are about twenty yards from
shore. They can't the riptide's toobad. So then a bunch of people
go out to help them. Thosepeople get caught in the rip tide.
So now they had to call thelifeguards, They had to call the cops,
they had to call the fire department, and they were able to uh.
The first responders including lifeguards, policeand firefighters were able to rescue everybody.

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So that was nine people before theday even started. Yeah, that's
news. What about sports? Itis brought to you by East Coast Roofing
and Signing. Go to East CoastRoofing dot com. Phills Cubs tonight aight
o' five start listen, then thegame right here at ZXL. We are
your official Philadelphia Phillies ratio station.They were off yesterday. Boston Celtics star
Jason Tatum has agreed to a fiveyear deal. It's the largest deal ever

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in NBA history, three hundred andfourteen million dollars. I guess basketball doesn't
care, right, they pay whatever. Yeah, there's no salary cap there.
It's a five year, three hundredand fourteen million dollars deal. Wow,
seventy six ers. They were verybusy the last couple of days in
free agency. They got Paul George, They resigned Tyrese Maxi. They did
cut a bunch of people, solater Tobias, later Nicholas Bettum and later

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Deanthony Melton. They're all going tobe playing for different teams next season.
The Flyers, they're in free Iguess it's free agency right now. In
hockey, they brought back veteran defensivemeant Eric Johnson on a one year,
one million dollar contract. I guessfree agency opened yesterday, maybe the day
before. Sounds a little light.Hockey doesn't have a year. Hockey doesn't

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have NBA money. Yeah, thisguy any good at all? I feel
like I could get that contract.Hockey's got hockey money. Well the guys
sixty seven years old. Oh that'swhy. So there you go. That's
news that sports brought to you byEast Coast Roofing and Siding. Go to
East Coast Roofing dot Com for thatmoney. Let's bring back Lyn Drawson.
Just sit them on the bench.Every game was a great video I watched.
It's Lynn Dross. You know,he's back in this area now,

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I guess he moved back here andhe he's at a golf tournament and a
bunch of stupid flyers fans go outthere. They're like, let's shot on
a beer with us, Shot ona beer with us, dude, So
Lyndross is a good sport. He'slike, all right, man, all
right, you know he's just thebig dummy man. You know, remember
he got his brain. Yeah,he got his brain smashed, you know,
in a thousand times. So hegetsn't shotguns a beer with the guy.

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The guy shotguns the beer. Butthe way he shot, he like,
you know, you gotta put ahole in it. Yeah, sprayed
all over Lyndrass. Come on,So now Lyndross has to play the rest
of the golf tournament soaked in thisguy's beer. He's not Jason Kelsey.
I was like, poor Lyn Dross, Yeah, sunny today, high up
to eighty clus. We got thatfat too, Lyn Dross did, dude,

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he got fat. It's a fatLyndraws Cloudy Tonight opened at low sixty
one tomorrow for your Wednesday sunny highat eighty two sixty nine outside right now
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one hundred points out the DXL SouthJersey's Rock stations z XL Show.

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God bless these families said, taketheir their kids and the whole family down
to the beach for a week andtry and find something to do. It
doesn't cost money. Yeah, man, I run into that. Over the
week. Everything everything costs money.So we're on brigatein Man and we decided
to stay there for the for theweek right where it's it's We're now three
days in and the kids are alreadybored, so we're trying to find something

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to do. God, Atlantic City, man, I would see, I
don't this is this is our fault. I blame us because when my parents
had a small shorehouse when I wasgrowing up, and that was it.
That was the gift. Yeah,they gave you a shouse. It was
on me to find out how todo stuff like I got on a bicycle
and I went to the boardwalk.My parents never entertained me, like.

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It wasn't like every day my momhad this book of events we had to
do. My mom would go tothe beach if I wanted to go with
her, Okay, if I didn'twant to go with there, okay.
It was up to me to findmy entertainment. And I did. Man,
I used to go. I'd goto the arcade, you know,
Borwalk arcade and do all that stuff. We don't have that where we are.
And I told my wife, Ilike, this is the problem we're
gonna have is until the family comesdown on Wednesday, they don't have cousins

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to play with. So now weare, we're gonna be four or five
days into just staying in a littlerancher, far away from anything other than
the beach, and the kids arealready beach. Are we afraid of our
kids being bored? I feel likeme and you growing up, we were
bored a lot. That's what wedid, and that's what we did.
And that's thing. You learned newstuff. You took up a new hobby,
a new sport. You'll you learnsomething. Was being bored wasn't a

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bad thing. Now it's like ourkids can't be bored at all at any
minute of the day. They haveto be doing something. I tell them
all the time. Go find somethingto do. Yeah, you have so
many things in your rooms and everythingelse. I don't like little I just
go draw something, Go do something. You're bored, Okay, grab a
bicycle, go go go ride around, Go take a walk, go do

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something. So sun, we're lookingfor something to do. The weather's not
very nice. So I say,hey, let's this is so hard for
me too, man, because Ilike the gamble And it was really like
just it was like putting drugs infront of an attic and not allow them
to do the drugs. Walking methrough Atlantic City, and I'll put it
up there. Where your kids areyoung, you don't have time to go
to a zoo, and you takeyour little one to a pet smart he's

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looking at the rabbits. Yeah,he's looking at the fish. And everything
else is soccket time. Sometimes it'scalled a divorced dad zoo. That's what
a pet, Smart is a Barnesand Noble is a library. So my
wife decides that we want to goto the outlets in Atlantic City because the
kids don't have enough pairs of shoes. These kids have more shoes than you
know what to do with shoes aren'teven wear right, they grow out of
them. I tell my wife thatall the time. So I spend all
the money on these nice shoes.I go, he's gonna grow out of

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them in six months. I'm like, yeah, we got outlets by us.
But yeah, let's okay, let'sgo do it. Here were we
go. We find them a pairof shoes, and then they noticed Caesar's
Caesars Palacha. Yeah did he reallystay there? So well, it's like,
hey, let's let's go walking through. Now now we are. Now
we're not we're not taking advantage ofAtlantic City like an adult wood. Now
it's let's just go show the kidsall the cool statues. And now we're

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walking through like it's exactly yes.So now we're strolling through, uh Caesar's
with the kids statues on the ceiling, which, by the way, you
gotta put your fountains on. Man. They got a big statue, there's
no water there. It pretty muchjust sums up what's happening. Because you
know what, I don't belame Caesars. I bet somebody did something stupid.
Put some bubbles in there, andI bet somebody did something stupid. And

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Caesar's is like, you know what, aren't you ruined it? Yeah?
Yeah, Now listen, as muchas I love Atlantic City and the kids
didn't get a kick out, youdon't, you don't love it. Listen,
I love, I love and lovegambling. Yes, exactly love Atlantic
City. But I wish we couldn'teve feel like we went on the boat.
We didn't even go on the boardwalks. I know what that disasters.
So you just walked them around thecasino. We went through with Caesar's and

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then we went to Bally's Wild WildWest, and they saw like, uh,
nobody. We were the only onesin Bali's. But I think my
kids could have sat at a machineand gambled because it was really nobody there.
But then, what do you Imean, do you go look,
it's a it's a it's a wagonwheel, Like what did you do?
It? Back? Let's see,well what's children? Once we finally got
out of there, and I again, Dad couldn't gamble. It always just

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being and nah, I even bringmy gambling money because I knew it wasn't
gonna happen. But then you gotto play that game, man. And
this is the sad part. Itreally is. We're playing the game where
we have to shuffle on each sideof the road to avoid the crackheads and
the drug addicts. Yeah, I'mtalking. This is Sunday at five o'clock
in the afternoon, and I'm tryingto explain to my kids. It turned
into hey, look at the coolstatues into here's a real life lesson.

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Uh yeah, you do you haveany idea how much danger you were in
when you were walking through Atlantic City? And that's the sad part about Atlantic
City. You can't walk, there'srides and everything else. I just couldn't
take advantage of it. Man,just sucked. Hey, kids, holding
my hand tighter, exactly exactly whatit was. Yeah, no, no,
no, no, no no,no, you can't go running away.
Nope, you can't. My kid'sgonna ask why that guy has bandages

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wrapped around his eyes? Yep,right, what do I say to that
man? Like a man there,dad, Why is it smell like p
constantly? Yeah, it was,uh, you know, we got through
it. But it was something todo. Was free. That was cool.
Was it didn't have to pay forparking. Uh no, here's the
deal is. We went to bassPro shops. Oh it is free parking
there. Yes, free park andmy kid had a forty dollars gift card

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for his birthday. He got throwingnice. We talked to him and to
get throwing nice. It was everything. Atlantic says that nothing can go wrong
with that. No, no,you know you throw them at a target.
Yeah, at that over the weekend, nothing could go wrong. We
didn't spend any money, so thatwas cool. Thanks. Yeah, yeah,
I mean you may have something now. I would probably make sure your

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shots are up the date. Ohmy wife just grabbing those kids, just
about pull the arms out of thesocket's trying to get them to the other
side of the road. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry
kids. Yeah, Now that man'ssleeping and what are we really focused on?
Water parks here? Everybody? Comeon, uh we uh, we
get back. We'll do some rocknews. There's some rock news for you.

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Paul McCarty man still doing it.Eighty two years old, just extended
his world tour eighty two. Don'tyou just want to sit down? I
think you've done enough, Paul atthis point. You're you're gonna make money.
You're never gonna see your spend yourfamily's not even gonna see your spend
this money. But I guess shejust loved to do it. I guess,
man. So yeah, it's it'sa lot of a lot of shows

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around South America, Mexico, theUK, Europe. Uh So, yeah,
man, he's he's gonna go.He's gonna be eighty and he's eighty
two now, but this tour isgonna take him into eighty three. So
he's Look, people still want tosee him and he's out there performing.
Is he dead? Did he dieyears ago? That was always the rumor
before the uh Sergeant Pepper's album,because isn't there a part of the album

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if you play it backwards, itsays Paul's dead, Paul's dead Paul,
And there's a whole big thing Ithink on the Abbey Road thing, he's
the only one not wearing shoes.And that's the way like they dead,
and that's the way that people wereburied back in the day okay or you
know, so yeah, there's likeyeah, I mean, dude, you
know what that is. That's afun thing for when like a fourteen thirteen

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year old kid finds the Beatles forthe first time. Yeah, like that's
their first like whoa, rock andRoll's so cool? You know, you
know Paul's dead right right now,just like the Beatles when they say it,
yeah, you need to like andlike you smoke pot for the first
time and you're like, did youknow that Paul McCartney might be dead?
And like now if I see anadult and they're still going on with that,

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I'm like, dude, come on, man, like, come on,
bro, so me you're basically wellyou're but you're just you don't know,
you didn't you know, you cancare less about the Beatles. But
like you, I'll meet people manand they're still like they like they're like
Tommy Chong and they're like, yo, man, you're like, yeah,
you care about just burned out.They're like, yeah, Paul has been
dead for fifty years, man,Yeah you're worried about that. I'm worried

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about my air conditioner kicking on.Yeah I don't know, so I don't
know. Did you see Biden?Hey, Tom, did you see Biden
in that debate? That's what I'mworried about. It off. On Friday,
after canceling their London Stadium show dueto illness, Pearl Jam has issued
a statement they got to cancel somemore shows, this time in Germany.

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So apparently there's an illness making itsway through Pearl Jam and they're canceling shows
left and right. So if you'rein Germany and you have tickets to go
see Pearl Jam, you're gonna haveto get your money back. They said.
The impacts of this decision are notlost on us. We feel deeply
that so many people spend their time, money and emotional energy to get the

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tickets and then to come see theband. That's heart wrenching to have to
disappoint you. That's coming from theguys in Pearl Jam. Pete Townsend said
that who didn't make money off mostof their albums as a result of theft
by managers, especially during the firsteight years of making records. The guitarist
also recalled one of the final meetingshe had with Jimmy Hendrix when they talked

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about being the victims of these illegalactivities. Townsend was asked if he had
made financial sense for established bands torecord new albums. He said, it's
never been about the money. Hesaid. The WHO never made money from
those early FN records. Our managerswere criminals. I've never seen a WHO
royalty statement. Prior to our firstaudit, which we did while we were

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making Quadrophenia, which was well almostten years into demand, it emerged that
the manager Kit Lambert had stolen allof our Italian publishing royalties by himself a
palace in Venice. He said,there are black swans in our business,
and there are the ones that alwaysmop up all the money. That led
him to share an antidote about catchingup with Hendrix. He said in La

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right before his death, he saidhe was happy. This is he Townshend
meeting or talking to Hendrix right beforehe died. He was happy. He
was nice. He hadn't always beennice to me in the past. I
said, how you do it?He said, I'm broke. Damn.
He said, manager took all mymoney and Pete said, I know,
I know how that goes. Hesaid he lived at a little house at

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the time. He had one sportscar and that was it for all the
stuff that Jimmy Hendrix did, hehad nothing to show for. You're a
kid, man, You're signing thatradio at that contract. That record is
always that story, man, yourkids. You just signed that deal and
it's the worst deal ever. It'salmost like the that that rookie contract that
you got to play through in sports. Right. It's like, all right,
okay, I get it to geton the label. I'm gonna have

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to sign a crappy contract. Butwhen we blow up, we're gonna renegotiate
that contract. That sucks with JimmyHendrix though it does. Man, Yeah,
and it's dude, and all thoseguys were so blown out of their
minds on drugs they weren't paying attentionto anything. There. You go on
to seven ZXL, South Jerseys Rockstation z XL Morning Show. Holiday week,
Yeah, holiday week, and thenI was just on a bit of

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a weekend get away with my beautifulbride and I wrote down some stuff that
happened on this On this little getaway, we went to Virginia Beach. Man,
I've never been to Virginia Beach.Very nice, very clean, very
fun. I like that your wifemakes you experience new things. Dude.
She'll like, does it too,She'll just like, yeah, pick a
spot on a map and go,We're gonna go there and just go when

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you have time. Yeah. Iwas like, because I have no connections.
I know, I have like alike a like a half cousin that
like is a chef in Virginia Beach. Right, Yeah, so you do
have ties, that's all I know. Uh So one we drove right because
I don't you know, it's onlyit's it's only like five hour drive.

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So we drive to Virginia Beach.Now, we left on Thursday. So
I get up, I do theshow now, I say to my wife.
I say, babe, when Iget home from doing the show.
Now, I get up at three. So when I get up, you
know, do the show. Iwant to come home. Let me sleep
for an hour, Let me takean hour nap. You pack up everything
right, pack the car up,and then we'll go. I get home

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and she's like, let's just gonow. And I'm like, you did
get there pretty quick, man,because I shot you a text. You
were already there settled in yeah.And I'm like really like, okay,
you want to go now, Okay, let's go okay, all right,
all right, babe, you knowwhat it is, happy wife, happy
life. By the way, I'mwith her too, I like to get
up and out. So I'm like, all right, uh yeah, but
I can barely keep my eyes open. So now I'm driving. I get,
I get you are falling asleep atthe wheel. I get get about

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two hours into a five and ahalf hour drive, and h I finally
find like it's a it's like onehundred mile stretch right, and so I
pull over and dude, I neverdo this. I go to my wife,
I go, you can drivew Inever give up driving. I want
to always be the guy driving.Uh. And I gave it to my
I said go And dude, II did that. I completely abandoned her

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because what I did was I reclinedthe chair and I just took a nap.
Yeah, you gotta be in areal bad shape to trust her to
drive. So, dude, I'mI feel a car going in and out
of traffic, you know, Ifeel the car is speeding up in speed
down. Yeah, And I'm like, okay, all right, you know
what, I'm taking my life intomy own hands. See, I don't
even think I could if my wifewas driving. I don't like my wife
will fall asleep when I'm driving becauseI guess she feels called. I can

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handle it. But if my wifeis driving and I can't rest, man,
I can't, dude. I was. I was so tired. So
I was like, because I hadonly gotten like three hours of sleep the
night before, because I just couldn'tsleep, and and so like whatever it
was, I was just exhausted.So dude, I passed out, like
she, I don't she could havejumped, you know, jumped the median.
I don't know. She could havehit someone. I don't know.
You just you gotta think, likehow how are we gonna die? Is

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it gonna be at the hands ofher or me? But I got to
experience what it's like being my wifeon a car trip, because my wife
did. She did yesterday. Wehad a three and a half hour drive
to the Kate Mayeleewis Ferry from VirginiaBeach and she as soon as we get
in the car, she falls asleep. Dude, we're pulling into the ferry.
She wakes up. Yeah, LikeI got to experience that. It's
it's time travel. Yes, youdon't feel it. She she she falls

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asleep and then when she wakes up, we're magically. She clicked her heels
together three times. Oh. I'mlike, okay, nice, isn't it.
Yeah, I wish I could havethat. My wife will do it
on a plane ride, and I'mlike, I wish I could just fall
asleep and the three hours of aplane flight just went away. I fell
asleep in my chair, woke up, I was at my destination. Okay,
another thing, so I let mywife drive. That was a That

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was a big one. Also,getting my wife up early because to me,
man son's coming to the son's comingup on the beach. It's like
six am. I want to getup. I want to go down.
I want to get get a cupof coffee. Let's go enjoy maybe a
mimosa. Let's go enjoy it onthe beach. Dude, trying to get
my wife up before let's say eightam. Real struggle, yeah, real

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struggle, to the point where I'mlike, okay, dude, I do
that thing where now I'm pacing inmy own room because I have nothing to
do and she's not up yet.I know that feeling. But my wife
will say, hey, get meup early. Let's go walk on the
beach and I'm like, hey,here I am, I'm nudging you early.
And well my wife says is She'slike, I'm just not a person
who can just get up and go. And I'm like, I don't know,
Like how much time do you need? Likes walk around and grab some

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coffee. The beach is ten tenyards that way. That's all we gotta
do. It's the pressure they puton each other to like to look appropriate.
I'm like, no, I don'tcare. Like I'll go down and
basically my pajamas to grab a cupof coffee and just sit there and watch
something go on. When we goout to dinner, I noticed that my
wife severely over orders food. Dude. She's just her eyes are are too

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big. She just orders everything offthe menu, dude. And here's the
thing. We're at a hotel,so you can't take it. Like you
can take stuff back, but ifyou don't eat it that night, you're
throwing it away. It's almost gone, especially if you're going out after that.
Just even I've seen that happen.Even a waitress are last night there
she goes, are you sure youwant to order this much stuff for just
YouTube? She talked, she goes, she just like, what are you

(25:48):
guys doing? But my wife,especially because my wife loves seafood, so
she's just going crazy. And I'mlooking at her and I'm like, Okay,
we're on vacation. Go nuts,and you can't even reheat seafood.
Dude, you can't do anything,Dude. You had been so mad at
me. I brought I took eightwings back to my room and I let
him sit for a day. AndI'm like, I can't eat. I

(26:08):
can't go back after a whole day, not unless you have an air fryer.
And I'm like I can there's nofridge in the room. And I'm
like, ah, this sucks.Uh. Dog hotels. Our hotel was
dog friendly. That's stupid. Yeah, it's stupid, dude. I'm watching
it. It's Sunday, right,We're in the lobby of the hotel.
It's a cool chill spot. There'sa bar, there's a band, there's

(26:30):
a DJ. Dude, everyone's dogsare trying to fight each other, right,
Yeah, it was. It wasyou know, every dog's bark,
and it was keep your dogs athome. Well, it's never just that
one couple who wants to eat andthe dog is well behaved, sitting at
the table, just waiting for youto get done. It's always another dog.
I don't care what dog, howwell behaved your dog is. If
there's another dog, even got adog issue have? And you know what

(26:52):
it is. The big dogs seemto be okay, it's the little stupid
dogs. Man. Just leave thedogs at home. It's dog and kids.
Leave them at home. Yes,I agree that man and the last
one man, And we saw thisa couple of times. There was one
couple old people making out hard,like you know, like like Virginia man,
teenagers at a movie theater on theiron their first date. Right this

(27:15):
this couple probably the same age asme. Dude, there's there's sucking face
and like he's like getting up underher shirt. Now. Also he got
up from the bar and fell down, so he was I think he was.
He was feeling all right. Butbut yeah, old people making out
was a weird thing. It was, you know, I guess see,
I look, man, the passionis still there. You don't see it

(27:37):
a lot, but I do takemy hat off to that guy. But
when I'm looking at a guy who'syou know, yeah, maybe nearing fifty
and he's sitting there just you know, fifty. I try to make out
with my wife all the time.Yeah, but I don't see you guys
in public like just swapping spit,you know, only because my wife shoots
it down. Would be all overthere. I'm like, I'm looking at
this guy man, and he lookslike a kid was making out in the

(28:00):
back of a car at a drivein. Ye. Good for him,
it was nuts. So hey,I got a pair of tickets. This
is a hot ticket. Hassan MinajJuly six over at Caesars. He apparently
was a guy who was supposed tohost The Daily Show after John Stuart.
Pretty funny, yeah, right,Hassan Minaj. But he lost it.
He got fired because he lied aboutI guess some of the stuff he does

(28:22):
in his stand up, which Ididn't know you could get in trouble for.
Like, I guess he made upsome stuff, but he put it
in a stand up like let's stetyour comedy routine. Like, but it
wasn't like he stole it. Hejust made it up. Yeah, he
just made up. He made up. Like I guess he did something and
worked here and did something here withhis family. And they turned out and
did like he didn't even have kids. All that aside, this is gonna

(28:45):
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do some headlines what und point sevenz XL, South Jerseys Rock Station z
XL Morning Show and some truth thismorning with Gary G. Garcia. Yeah,
Conspiracy Corner with because you're on thecorner there, you know, I'm
on fire, My skin's burning.Yeah, dude, you see I was,

(29:27):
I was on vacation, got alittle sumber. Yeah, dude,
you need to back up from thatsun a little bit, dud. Dude.
I'm irish man, I'm not evenkidding. You're literally too toguing.
Dog, Look at that line's Iknow I see the line line of shorts
right, like where your shorts are? That is an hour. That's one
hour in the sun. The sunis on microwave. Dude, I keep

(29:47):
telling people it's hotter than I remember. But that's all I'm saying. You
can keep telling me I'm bugging,but it's hotter than it used to be.
Well, look, let's introduce you, Gary g Garcia ac jokes.
We love you. You love conspiraciesand I honestly and a lot of them.
All right, so what do youwhat are you coming at us with
today? You're gonna love this oneman AI prisons AI next the next step

(30:11):
in prison. You're talking like aminority report, Like you think something and
they can and they can monitor whatyou think and if you think something bad,
they can arrestue for it. Yeah, well this is this is if
you get arrested for doing you know, crimes, you get arrested, you
could either do the time or youcan go in and what they'll do is
their own plant memories into your head. And it's supposed to be like sort

(30:34):
of like, uh, sort oflike you know when you take a trip
on uh, when you take atrip, like in your head, you
can go through five years within minutes. So they said you could be in
and out within a day. Butthey'll implant they'lln't plan in your head you
spent five years, five years,five years. But what it is is
they implant memories and and supposedly theyalso implant the feelings of the person,

(30:56):
like if you create murder, ifyou if you if you do a murder,
you could either do the twenty fiveyears, or you can go in.
And what they would do is they'llimplant thoughts of empathy, thoughts of
what the other person run. Ihave thoughts of five years of his awful
prison, spending a day, Jillwould They would take the person's eyes open
and make them watch grastic video.Yes, it's all those things. And

(31:18):
they say the memories stay in yourhead. And then they also have it
like hooked up to computers where theyable to see if it's still working,
and they can literally just put thoughtsin your head and memories in your head
that would never be. And theysit there with the family and they tell
the family right before they let theperson out, they'll tell the family what
the new thoughts are, so thefamily can go along with imagine, imagine

(31:41):
they put something into a guy's head, right, and it doesn't go as
far as I'm going to put youin prison. All those memories or whatever
you're thinking goes to your wife.And here you are walking and you see
a hot chick and you're walking withyour wife. The thoughts that go through
your head now go directly into Sheknows exactly what you're thinking. Dude.
Marriages would be done wi her too. Listen. Maybe we're driving to the

(32:06):
car. She's a guy jogging withhis shirt off. Maybe she's thinking the
things I would with some gray sweatpantson, and she's like, look at
that down to the knee, andyou're like, you just why were you
looking at his gray sweatpants? Iguilt her, I said, is that
what you want? You want thatman right there running on the side of
the road, or you happy withthis guy right here driving his car.
Instantly, my wife would leave mebecause she would just hear all the thoughts

(32:29):
I have about mozzarella sticks. Yeah, She's like, this is all he
thinks about all day, Yeah,all day long, that's all Relli sticks
and bikinis. Like like I Igo buy a Hooters. I don't even
think about the girls. They justthink about the wings. Yeah, there's
a reason we dude, that's like, but it's straight up total we call
stuff, yeah, absolute report.And then what happens when like when like

(32:52):
I don't know, the dude getsthe dude just walks into some place in
glitches and then all the old memoriescome back. And now you just got
to mud and they're saying that,you know what they'll do is they'll get
a minute out of prison and putthem back into society and it'll create us
safer society. Well, isn't thatwhat keeping them in prison does? Just
keep them in prison. The reasonthere's a prison. Yeah, yeah,

(33:14):
you know it really goes back tous just living in like some type of
box and now just it's just ourmind is out there living like we're like
virtual reality and stuff that we're playingnow, even with kids in video games
and stuff, they're living in virtualworld. Dude, they're gonna have us
running on treadmills. That's what that'sgonna be the only thing. We're gonna
the matrix exactly. That's it.Yeah, they just you're not gonna work.
You're just gonna get up every morning, get on a treadmill, and

(33:37):
that it will create energy energy.Yeah, yeah, that's all gonna be
good for We don't live experiences anymore. Nah, well you don't need to,
because they'll plant and want to go. Okay, I want to go
on vacation with my family. Okay, I pick and choose an unbelievable memory
I had with my family, andI'm it's gonna That's what Total was.
That's what it was. That's thewhole basis of Total Week. And that's

(34:00):
the thing. They have all thesemovies that we've been watching since the eighties,
yep, since the eighties movies,and that's like everything else. I
mean, think about a Star Trekwhen they had their their flip phones.
It was a flip phone. Youknow, they woul they would use a
flip phone. It was the nextthough. It was a next though,
dude. So if you see it, if you're seeing it in the movies,

(34:21):
then that means that's what they planon bringing out, dude. That's
what they do. They train uscrazy, Dude, they groom us.
I think, dude. I thinkwe especially with Elon Musk, he really
is big about the implantation in thebrain. I think that AI jail stuff
is not far away. No,it's not. I just saw a whole
thing about it. Dude. Yougo online and find this stuff. Man,
And they got like videos where theywhere they show the prisoners and they

(34:44):
go into these pods they get againfrom nineteen eighty seven insanity. Man's scary.
It's a little scary because not thinkabout that. Man. Also,
don't want you back out there.You know, in two days you murder
our whole family and they put youthrough his cat scan and now all of
a sudden, you're a nice Thewhole point of prison is, hey,

(35:04):
I'm going away for thirty years.My life is over. And they also
go through like five years of likea terrible experience in a prison, come
out, and I'm a day older. I'm gonna keep doing that. But
they say, they say also theywill implant the feelings of consequences. So
that's what I was going to say. You have to live with all that,
You have to live with all thatstuff in your brain. But that's
my thing is not I want yourlike if you're serial killer, you're just

(35:28):
like all right until I go tothe guy the Game of the Fact,
the fake vaccine card. I'm like, hey, man, can you give
me a memory to take this awayand just give me good memories. Oh
yeah, there'll be a black AndI trust the government with everything, so
I'm sure that they're going to getit right, you know, absolutely.
Book. Before we wrap this up, Gary, I'm sure you saw the
debate Thursday night. I did.At this point. Once again, I'm

(35:52):
not talking politics. It's elder abuse. Oh no, we saw it.
If he wasn't so evil, Iwould I would feel bad for him.
It was, and his wife isthe worst. We spoke about that once.
His wife is the worst. Man. You're watching a guy who just
can't even structure a sentence. Dude, Like, what are you doing?

(36:12):
Like if you if that's your grandpa, put him in put him in a
home. Yeah, once this isover, if he doesn't win, you'll
never hear from him again. Yeah. No, Reagan, it's it's it's
it's exactly what happened to Reagan.He was so bad by the end that
when it was done, they justput him on a ranch and no one
ever heard about Reagan again. Butwhat I find is amazing is, you
know, the narrative is they can'tsay nothing about his performance that speaks for

(36:37):
himself. But now all they keepsaying, is he lied that Trump lied?
Trump? Trump lie? Yeah,but what did he lie about that?
Did not say? Never tell you. They're not saying that, They're
just saying he lied. What everybodyhas to say, and you know what
everybody's saying, Like you said,at this point, would people even vote
from him? Yes, because helied. Trump lied. All you have

(36:58):
to say is he lied, andeverybody falls into line. He lied.
He lied. But here's the thing. I'm not even saying Trump went in
there and dominated. No, Trumpwent in there and just stood there.
I could have won that debate.Yeah, definitely keep talking like like Trump
didn't knock my socks off, Hejust was able to to speak. Oh
yeah, he could have went Hecould have definitely went in And that's where

(37:22):
we are right now. This country. Everyone felt it, Like when I
turned on the CNN, I turnedon m S NBC afterwards, dude,
it was they were in mourning,like they were like, we just we
just we know we can't spin this. There's no spin to what we just
went. But you want to knowwhat's even more crazy is back in the
day, that would have that wouldhave been the end of it. Like
we were just saying Biden still wentBiden was still gonna. They'll say that

(37:45):
he had more votes than he didthe last time, the biggest election ever.
Yeah, it's almost big. MicI went there, d swinging around
that stage and win that debate,GARYT. See where can people find you?
You can find me at ac jokesdot com. Man, I'm always
in the beautiful Atlantic City. Holidayweekend. Holiday weekend's coming up fourth of

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A good We love you, buddy, we get back. We'll do some

(38:50):
drash, guys. Oh track anythingthirty or nothing, anything racket rock or
roughing. He had a long trash. There's some trash for you. I

(39:15):
forgot about this last year. RememberJamie Fox had this mysterious illness where people
thought he was dying. Yeah,so he said he suffered a medical issue
and said that he's starting to feellike himself again. Now it was pretty
healthy, dude, to what wasthat? That's what he said he experienced.
He said he experienced a bad headacheone day and asked his friend for

(39:37):
advil, and he said the nextthing, he remembers he was gone for
twenty days. I don't remember anything, so I don't know if it was
an allergic reaction. It might nothave been agil his buddy sent him,
or it might have been a strokeor a shroom, you know. He
I think this might have been astroke type thing where you know, he
was probably in a coma for acouple of days. But yeah, it

(39:58):
was weird because they were were realquiet about it and then people were like,
there's a doppleganger of them, likeit's not the real Chenie Fox.
And I'm like, I did dopeople care that much about Jamie Fox.
Paris Hilton shocked their fans while appearingat a congressional hearing about the need to
reform Foster and you three had thecenters. Uh she Uh. If you
watch the Paris Hilton documentary that cameout a couple of years ago, she

(40:22):
talks about her and her parents centerto boarding school. She was kind of
a bad kid, so her parentscentered a boarding school and she wanted this
boarding school. Dude. And fromwhat she talks about in the documentary,
dude, it was it was likealmost like uh, like the play Annie,
like the musical. Like it's likeshe said, it was awful.
Man. There was abuse. Therewas abuse. I don't think there was

(40:43):
sexual abuse, but there was mentalabuse, physical abuse. It's kind of
like the movie Sleepers. Because I'mlistening to her, I was like,
I thought she had a great lifegrowing up. I didn't know her parents
sent her a boarding school. Shebecame a she she got out of control
with partying and stuff, so theysent her to this boarding school and she
ended up running away from it toget the away from it. But yeah,
man, she's you know, Ilike when people do this, like

(41:04):
you know, look, she mightbe vapid and everything like that, but
now at least she's doing something positive, right, So she's trying to help,
you know, shut down these typesof schools, probably, which apparently
does go down a lot due.Yeah, you send your kids somewhere.
I mean, this was I thinkin like Colorado, and uh, I
mean they're stuck it to jail.Yep, let's see her I even announced

(41:27):
anything yet, but like ben Afflackwas seen taking stuff out of his house
that he shares with j Low Andnow they're selling all of their art,
so I guess they got to bedone, right, they're splitting it all
up. Sure, yeah, Imean I guess it's gotta be over.
I can't imagine that. You know. Then, but they were never married.
They never remarried. They just sothey weren't. They were never married

(41:49):
the first time they got married thistime, Yeah, so you think they
got a prenup? Okay, allright, let's play this game. Who's
got more money? J Alack?She might have got her from Mark Anthony,
who knows that all that Mark Anthonymoney. He has that Batman money
too. Okay, well, okay, so Jlo right not her movies haven't

(42:12):
been huge lately. Who knows shehasn't had a big blockbuster in a while?
Yeah, right, music career andshe just had a canceler tour.
Ben aflac Man, dude, dude'sbeen like a movie star, still doing
it for twenty five years. Hegets those armor getting checks every month.
I bet he does. Surey does. So. I'm gonna go team ben

(42:35):
on Yeah, I think so.I think Ben's got more money than Jalo
does she. I think she makesit look like she has more money,
but I don't think she does well. I mean from a girl from the
Bronx, I do you know?I don't know if you know that that
she's just Jenny from the block.She used to have a little Now she
has a lot, a little bit. Sir Ian McKellen. That was the
guy who played Magneto in the XMen movies. He was doing a play

(42:59):
a couple of weeks ago in Londonand he fell off the stage. And
dude's eighty four years old. Hefell off the stage hurt himself. He's
not going to return to the tothe tour of the play done. I
think he's like, dude, I'meighty four. I don't want to be
falling off stages anymore. I've liveda good life. And congrats to Zach
Wilson. Do you know who ZackWilson is? I do. He's the

(43:22):
now backup quarterback to or he's thequarterback now for the Broncos, right,
I think so. Yeah. Hewas the one who was going to his
mom's friend. Yeah, so hewas hot mom. He was with the
Jets and they got rid of himwhen they got Aaron Rodgers. And so
Zach Wilson is now over in Denver. He might be the he might be
or he might be the starkest quarterback. He's got a smoking hot mom,

(43:44):
which I follow on Instagram, andnow he proposed to his TikTok star girlfriend
Nicole Delano. So congrats to ZachWilson. I saw a picture of it.
Dude, smoking hot of course,oka hot broad because he's a good
looking kid. Awful football player,but a really good looking kid. There
you go, some trash for you. THISXL Morning Show one hundred point seven

(44:10):
CXL South Jersey's Rock station ZXL.Shit, just give them winner the tickets.
We got to get this some talkbackshere because I don't want to get
lost that. We are giving awayfront row tickets for Journey Steve Miller and
def lepperd deaf Leppert and that's gonnabe at Citizens Bank Park, the baseball
stadium up in Philly, and that'scoming up in just a couple of weeks.
So I hear's some talkbacks. It'sreally easy. Go to the iHeartRadio

(44:34):
app, find the talkback feature,a little microphone, hit it. It
just tell us why you should befront row. I think it's as easy
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but we can't do that. Sowhen you search WZXL, you see a
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you want the tickets. That's easy, or we would love this too.
How you lost an arm? Becausethat was the original line, is how
you lost I thought it to bea great talkback. Oh my god,

(44:57):
I was, and I wasn't evengonna say arm. It could be sure.
Hey, I'm a woodshop teacher andI lost a pinky on a bandsaw
boom man front row. Like Iknow a guy who was our science teacher
growing up lost a testicle in agolfing accident. Okay, we'll take a
testicle. Sure, I'll take atesticle. Yeah. Now, here's a
couple of talkbacks we'll get into soI can get rid of them. Here,

(45:19):
Hi, I'd love to win ticketsto the Journey concert for my parents.
Is that a fake? Is shefake? In that voice? That's
a very soft voice. Is thata dude? That's a very so I
don't know. I don't want tomake an assumption. So that's a very
soft voice. Yeah, they wouldlove to go for a night out.
That would be great. Oh,I'd be so excited to win. There
you go. There's one. Isshe being held hostage? I don't know.

(45:42):
It sounds like she's trying to bequiet, right, so because they're
gonna come back. Maybe she doesn'twant mom and dad to hear you,
like they're feeding her under like adoor with a frisbee. Every time I
hear Journey Journey in particular, Ithink of JoJo's mom, you know,
loving touch and squeezing anyway you wanted. I don't how many times I was
with the put on open arms,and she would chang and say, no,

(46:02):
it's it's openly okay, all right. That guy gets through all the
time. Yeah, he's he lovesyour mom. Yeah, thank god,
my mom doesn't listen to the show. I think she'd be all offend in
my own Let's see. I'd loveto see Steve Miller band, probably the

(46:23):
last chance to get to Salem.Never seen Death Leppard but wouldn't snub them,
and seeing Journey several times before.Great bands. I hope we win.
Give me a call, put mein the seats. Oh that's pretty
normal, Yeah, normal, dude, there, Yeah, right there,
hie. My husband and I arecelebrating our fifteenth wedding anniversary on July fourth,

(46:45):
and I can't think of a bettergift to give him than front Road
tickets to see Journey and jef Leppard. Oh, I can think of one
two great bands that we grew uplistening to. And with three small kids
in the house, who has timeto go out? So this would be
the ultimate date night and anniversary celebration. There you go. It's that easy

(47:06):
that gets you almost into the front. He's been lucky three times. Yeah,
yes, but I feel your pain, honey, with those kids,
I do get it all right.Get to the iHeartRadio app. You gotta
go to the iHeartRadio app. Seargew ZXL. Hit the little red microphone
button, send us a message onwhy you want to go see Death Leopard,
Journey and the Steve Miller band upin Philly. You want one more?

(47:29):
I got one more? Yeah,give me one more. I'll take
all you got. My name isRita Germanio and I love Deaf Leppard in
the song photograph, I want tobe in the front yet row, yelling
and screaming and having a great timewith Deaf Leppard, Steve Miller and Journey.
Who does this? She sounds outof her mind, she's excited.

(47:51):
I'm all in. I'm with her. I thought she meant nickelback photograph.
Here's a no, here's another.I gotta know. I got a couple
of them here, Hi, Jojoand Scotti, same as Stan. I'm
from Jackson, New Jersey. Ishould win the front row tickets to the
Journey and def Lepper contest for mygirlfriend. I love her so much.
She does a lot for me andmy son, and I think that she

(48:13):
would deserve something like, this isthat wild coyote? Did you just get
run over by the road runner?Like? What just happened there? That's
all I got. Sure, there'snothing left. I gotta well, here's
this guy lost any what? Whatthe hell? You guys? You do?
The talk back will play this?Want to hear? They want to

(48:34):
hear tools? Hi, can youplay sober by Tool? This is Sabina
in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. Iwas just there yesterday. I should have
I should have stopped by. Thisguy thinks we went woke for some reason.
Hey, I was just wondering aboutyou guys at the radio station over
there. I guess you guys wentwoke. I noticed in a dire straight
song there's a whole verse missing.When did that start happening? When'd you

(49:00):
guys start doing that? Is thata bad verse? Yeah? I know
the verse he's talking about. Yeah, I'm guessing it's a lot. It
would be a lot of editing.I'm sure they just they just cut it
out. I want those journey tickets. I love the Angel hugged the Devil
and snubbed the ass wipes. Imagineone of my first rock That's what we

(49:24):
get all the time. Okay,that's how we got there. Okay,
I just get uneasy, but Ihear these. You know you want the
autistic kid. I love this one. Well okay, let's okay, I
mean really autistic. Yeah it.She did the talk back and started off
with saying, I'm autistic and she'sour new favorite talkbacker so far. I'm

(49:46):
gonna put her in the front orhim in the front row and dump Bad
Journey and Dad Journey duo Bad Yeah. Yeah, yeah, my Rosie O'Donnell.
Yes. So she's my uh yeah, she's my favorite. And that's
her saying that that's not us sayingthat, Hey, fellas want us a

(50:09):
bit my entry for how I lostmy arm to his def LEPERD tickets.
Well, I had my right armall up in JoJo's guy always gets through.
I think that's it. Okay,that's look we uh we get back.
Well, well yeah, it's easy. I love it. I do
love the talk bacts. Please keepthem coming. Whatever you got, We're

(50:30):
gonna plan one a year. Keepthe talking. Go to the iHeartRadio app,
You search w z XL, youhit the red microphone button, and
you send us a message about howyou want these tickets for Journey, def
Leppard and Steve Miller or anything.Yeah, and you don't have to tell
us conditions that you have. Youcan just go right into the message.
Yeah, let us figure that out. Uh. We we get back.
We'll knock out some headlines. ZXL Morning Show one hundred points out in

(50:58):
the XL sound Jersey. He's rockstation. All right, So she broke
her silence, the hok tooy girl, Right, she broke her We thought
we knew was wrong. Yeah,she gave she's not a teacher, she
didn't lose her job. Or dad'snot a preacher. She said. Her
dad's the farthest thing from a preacherthat you could get. She's a fun
loving twenty one year old girl.Right. Uh. And so you know

(51:21):
it's a look last week. Ifyou don't know the hok towey girl,
then you're not on the internet.So everyone knows about it. So yesterday
I get home from a little vacation, I'm talking to the kids and Dave
Portnoy from Barstool Sports. He hasa podcast and one of his co hosts
is a girl named Brianna chicken Fryand now Brianna chicken Fry good looking girl.
She's dating a guy named Zach Bryanwho's a very successful country singer.

(51:45):
So Zach Brian finds the hok TooeyGirl, or someone in his camp finds
the hot Towey Girl, gets herto Nashville. He's performing and there's a
song called Revival that he does wherehe brings out celebrities and they come and
play with them, right, livingit up. So Judy brings out the
HOWK two wey girl. Crowd goesnuts for the hok tooy Girl. And

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then Brianna Chicken Fry she does likea podcast with her and and you know,
she kind of tells her story.Right a guy offer her six hundred
bucks to spit in a jar.Oh that's how creepy man that said.
Weird stuff that we're talking about.So it seems like a very just nice

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southern twenty one year old girl thatwas in Nashville getting drunk with her friends
and having fun. And now she'sthe hot Towey girl, which is what
I'll tell you. She's embracing it. She's making t shirts and hats and
selling all that. It was niceto see because she wasn't like this not
fun girl, like, listen,she was drunk when she did the video.
I'd like that, right. Shewas as cool in person as she
was in the video. She's likethe girl having a good time. Okay.

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But so now here's the issue.So I'm talking to my daughters about
it, right, my wife andmy daughters, and twenty four eighteen going
to be nineteen, right, Soone one of my daughters, my my
the younger one, is like,yeah, I think it's all dumb.
I think it's kind of stupid.I don't understand why she's getting all this

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the popularity all of a sudden.And then I was like, yeah,
I was like the hak toey girl. And my oldest is like, no,
that's not how it's pronounced. It'spronounced hock two. And I said,
I said no, I said,look, it's she too. I
said, but here's the thing that'snot this like it's a saying too.
It's the saying growing up was alwayshock tooy, right. The Iron Sheek

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used to say, pick the ironchic. The Iron Sheek used to be.
But that was like a saying thatthat that was out there, like
oh hack towey, right, LikeIron Sheek would say, Iran number one
Russia, number one America. HackTowey, right, Oh, it's what
he did. And so she's like, no, it's HOC two and I
was like, no, if youlisten to it. And then when we

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went back and like there's a bruderfilm with the jfk assassination, we kept
just going back and listening to it. I think with her Southern drawl,
she's saying twoy, but it's comingout HOK two because it's a spit.
It's all what it should be.Yeahwey, I think it's it's the original,
is hoc toy? But she's like, no, it's the Howk.
It's it's hoc too. So therewas a bit. So there's a big

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debate going on in my house.Is it hoc twoy or HOC two.
I think it's Howk too, becauseagain it's it's you I'm simulating, I
think. But but it's that's hisaccent. That's like two. We like
when I put the thing, that'sa saying hock too. He has been
a saying for years. Yeah.I don't think she knows who the iron

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Sheek is. She's talking about iron. She didn't make it up either,
Like that's something hock too. He'sbeen around forever people hack Toy so yeah,
So I I'm on the hok Tooeybandwagon. I think it's and then
other people on the Hawk too,and so I I think she goes.
I think if you really listen tothe hok Toy girl that she's she she
says it, but with her Southerndraw, it sounds like hock two.

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Yeah, I think it's the draw. I think with I think it's the
Southern draw. And then and I'mand I'm talking to my daughter and she's
like, she's like, I justdon't get it. And I was like,
it's the Southern accent. That's whatmade guys go crazy. It's the
Southern accent fun. And she's hot, and she's got the cowboy hat,
she's got the booty shorts. She'sup on stage. Dude, Bryce Harper
did it like you know, onthe field last week. It's it's just

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fun, man. People are likeJoe Rogan was talking about it on his
podcast, The girl took it.I'll tell you in a couple of days,
the girl took over the world.And it's it's I don't know,
man, Somehow she was bigger thanthe the debate last Thursday night, and
we're in a we're in a timenow where I don't know, we just
don't look at girls at fun anymore, and they've got to be this,
and I think we're coming back.This is just a fun girl who's like,

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you know, yeah, guys talkabout you got to knock the cobwebs
on that thing. It's locker roomtalk. Man, Let's get back to
just having fun. Everyone's so serious, and I love that she's embracing it.
She's selling hats, she's selling tshirts, pitting in jars for six
hundred dollars. You got you gotfifth, That's what she said. She
goes, she goes, it's creepy, but I'll do it. Yeah,

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she said, it's uh. She'sgot a management team. Now, look,
you got to make that fifteen minuteswork because look, probably in a
couple of months we'll forget about you. But then every now and then,
man, you get to catch meoutside girl and dude, you make it
big dude. And honestly, she'sin stage that is that Brian shot and
the crap dude, thirty thousand peopleyelling her name, the Hoc two.

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She makes some money off of it. Yeah, you hope, man.
You know, I have a feelingshe might go down the only fans are
out, like and then she mightjust be spinning man right like and that
I mean, dude, I'll tellyou what. Though, she goes on
only fans, you know, she'sgonna make a ton of money. Yeah,
Dad's like, I don't care,there's money coming out. We're out
of this trailer. Yeah yeah,just do what you can spin on anything

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you want. Yeah. So she'sseriously embraced now being the HOC two eye
girl. And uh, but onceagain the debate in my house is it
HOC two or is it HOC two? Yeah? I think it's the accident.
But this is is really what itis. Fancy, I go,
toy, I'm on team Twoey.Look we get back. We're gonna do
a thing called do you think youhave a bad You think you got it

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bad? Well, Utah sounds fun. The DEA agents in Utah we're able
to nab more than one hundred andseventy thousand fetanol pills and they did it
in less than two weeks. See, that's enough to kill the country.
So I do it's a ton.Yeah, that number of pills is equal
to one fourth of the amount seasonall of twenty twenty three. It was

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called Operation Hotline Bling, in whichthe DEA was able to intercept over ten
million lethal doses of the drug twomonths ago. So good, get it
off the streets. That's a scaryone man, because it's like you're hearing
people now this is what they saykilled Tom Petty. Wow was the Tom
Petty. He had a bad hip, he was on tour. He didn't

(58:00):
want to stop the tour to gethis hip done. So dude, you
know, one night it was hewas just dealing with it and his hip
hurt and he went to want itlike he he had had issues with heroin
in like the early eighties, buthe was you know, he was from
what everyone says he was. Hewas clean. He was good. So
he said to one of the roadies, He's like, hey, man,

(58:22):
like you have anything like for likepain, right, Like, I don't
know, he's probably looking for likea Viking in or something like that,
right like, he got you gotsomething for it for me that I can
take to get rid of this paint. And so the guy pops from a
pill. Yeah, dude, lacedwith fentanyl Yeah, that's not enough to
make you stopped doing drugs. That'sthe thing, Like drugs might be fun,
but you don't You just don't knowwhat you're getting, dude. And
now they're saying like even like yougotta know where you get like these gummies

(58:44):
and stuff, because now they caneven put him in these like pod gummies.
You thought Pod was safe, anddude, everything's getting laced with this
stupid fentanyl. They took the funout of doing drugs. Yeah, it
really did scrapshooting. Now. It'snot entirely rare to have the name Walmart
used in the same sentences a smellyodor, but it's an intense odor that

(59:05):
will cause an entire store to beevacuated. That's a big one. This
happened in Lower Nazareth Township, Pennsylvania. Shoppers were forced to exit a Walmart
after an odor entered the store thatwas so powerful it caused some shoppers to
get ill. I'm not shocked,man, those people look like they stink.
Okay, this is where I thinkthis is. I know you're a
big fan of this. It seemslike someone was in the sporting goods section
and they sprayed bear spray by accidentbear spray. I gave it to my

(59:30):
mom and my wife. It's Christmas. Yeah, you're like looking at it,
reading the can and you sprayed inyour eyes. Stop a dog in
its tracks? Man? Oh yeah, I guess somebody sprayed the bear spray
and they had to evacuate the wholeWalmart. Let's see here, a man
from Springfield, Tennessee just scored abig jackpot in the one million dollar Casino

(59:50):
Knights Kentucky Lottery scratch off game.The man just known as Jody opted for
the seven hundred thousand dollars cash optionand says that money will ensure that he
and his son, quote ain't nevereating blooney again, Ain't never Okay,
that's a double negative. Ain't no. Yeah, if you ain't never eat
then you're eating blooney. Or whatJody's saying here is his They're moving on

(01:00:12):
up. They ain't gonna eat balooney, No, mo you are, but
you are eating blooney still. Ifyou ain't not eating it, ain't never
stop eating baloney. If I'm nevereating boloney but I'm eight, I ain't
never eating it. I'm ain't nevernot eating it. Dude. You know
what I'm seeing more commercials for andthis is all economy, right, the
economy is so bad Spam, Ohdude, I had that grown up.

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I mean, as a kid,you would goof on like spam was for
porpiole. We fried it up right, like spam, like that was the
goof man, like you know,you get even eat spam. Spam was
disgusting right now, it's it's I'mwatching because I never watched normal TV,
right, but I was in ahotel for the last couple of days,
so I'm watching regular TV. Dude, it's a spam commercial every two to

(01:00:58):
three commercials because it's because it's cheap, man, and this is what people
can afford now. So now,I mean, who knew? Who knew
that the economy falling apart would boostthe sales of spam? Wow? Yeah,
that's where we are, everybody,That's where we are. Yeah,
the new norm uh huh? Youknow what. I wish they would have
brought that up at the debate.There you go, those bunch THEXL South

(01:01:22):
Jerseys rock stations, the XL whatshow you missed the birthday party yesterday?
Yeah, I had a couple ofdays off. I was on vacation and
the station across the hall WayV uh, now give me my money. It
turned fifty years old. Yeah,it was a big deal here and it
listen, I give it to Uh. It was born the same year as

(01:01:45):
you. I thought about that too. I was thinking, like, is
there a chance that my dad mighthave finished my mom while listening to the
launch of that radio station. Maybemaybe that was the seventy two Chevelle backseat
of the car and they're like,oh my god, there's a new station
out, and uh, maybe likea Jackson five song was playing. Well,
what fifty years ago, what wouldhave been the hot record? So

(01:02:06):
seventy two hot record? I meanyou're talking rappers delight, No, dude,
that's late seventies, seventy two hottest. I'm gonna say, uh,
you got it, you got I'llgo Jackson five, I'll go seventy Yeah,
seventy four. So seventy two.You talk about a hot banger of
a song. Let's see Billboard afternoonDelight. Oh my god, you know

(01:02:37):
I I yeah, nineteen seventy two. I don't know what but butt bangers.
I mean, I know rock musicin seventy two, but when it
comes to pop music. I'm notI'm not too sure what was going down.
And listen, I give it toeverybody here. They're making a big
deal about it. I'll be there'sa there's a lot of old radio souls
here where they you know, it'sa big birthday bash. Again, the
station turns fifty, so physically there'snothing here that could appreciate ate a birthday

(01:03:00):
cake. But a couple of birthdaycakes came in. Oh, okay,
and yeah, and the Bird ofFlak The first time I ever saw your
face was the number one pop recordin nineteen seventy, so maybe that was
the first one to hit. Butthen we get into singing happy birthday,
which I think is the most ridiculousthing at a birthday party is the singing

(01:03:21):
a happy Birthday is on the air? No, so this is just you
in a studio singing to a radio. Not on the radio. The microphones
are not on, not even goingon the udio. No, it's not
like people are listening saying happy birthdayto the radio frequency to the air.
We are singing to the air.Okay, and why because it's the fiftieth
birthday. But one don't it's nota tangible thing. And it wasn't even

(01:03:45):
on the air. That's not that'swhat I thought. You want to play
this game where the listeners are listeningand you're singing happy birthday. Listener to
the other end of the radio islike, wow, they're singing happy birthday.
I get it. That would belike me getting in my car after
the show today and then doing anothershow in my car by myself while driving
around here. It is so therewe are singing to nobody. It's not

(01:04:15):
even going on the air. We'resinging in a room full of people.
Because the radio station turned fifty years. You do this, Shannon, she
has an old radio soul. Shethere was balloons everywhere it said fifty it
was she really really made a bigdeal about this. But it's not a
tangible thing. No, no,But she's she's the she's the mom that

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goes above and beyond the happy birthday. No, no, we didn't play
it on the air. We arenow in a room singing to ourselves fiftieth
birthday. Who was how many peoplewere there? I was there, I
was front row. You could hearme clear as day. Wow, I
was singing happy birthday. I thoughtit was gonna go the radio frequency,
blow out the candle. Wait,there's nothing there. It's like it's like,

(01:04:57):
ah, there's no return really onyour investment. Okay, you missed
that yesterday fifty years. Well,congrats and you know that's a good run.
Everybody. Thanks to your calls today. They're always welcomed on the show.
Glare, We're all a part ofit. Stayed there. What you
off a rock block? It isone hundred point step in CXL st after
this rock stations z XL morning.When you're smiling, when you're smiling,

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smiling, smiles with you, andwhen you're loving, Oh you love,
the sun comes shining through where you'recrying. Let you bring on the rind
right, stop you stop sid Wellto be happy in it. Where you

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smiling, let's smile, keep onsmiling. I'm no smile. Rocking out
man, I know you guys areawesome. I love you guys. On
my way to work, she's like, yeah, yeah, warming up ship
and I'm like, I'm about youthere we're rocking. Hey, thank you
you shot to the best. Howyou doing yeah? Keep me laughing,
man, you guys are great.Good morning, guys are shili? Let

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me think it, Oh God,is it fine radio? Or it's are
you only broadcasting in MANA? Thisis the rad in DJ like, if
you are on it, I wouldlistened to this man getting up in the
mornings doesn't suck anymore. Hey,show was brought to you by the letters

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