WEDNESDAY 7-31-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Whay God, why up?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
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of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
And stand above all the rest. And this show isn't it? Hey, ma'am?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
What's happening?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I gotta go goffin later this morning, and I forgot
right like, I did no preparation for it. My father
in law called me up because we need a fourth
So I.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Was like, all right, are you the wringer, Like you're
the ones can come in and save the day.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
No, No, you're not. No, No, You're just gonna bring
the middle lights.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
So so I grabbed my clubs this morning and I
got it.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
You know, I double check. I got the golf shoes
in there and everything. But then I forgot.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
My wife had loaded up my car with a bunch
of stuff for charity, like like a bunch of bags
of clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, good Will, probably clothes.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
So then so then my whole trunk is filled, and
then I forgot.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I grabbed a bunch of stuff in my mom's yesterday
in my back.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Seat, so I like, I had to shove my coff
clubs on top of everything. If I got pulled over,
it looks like I'm homeless. Yeah, you're going to college.
To your first day at college. I'm like, like, this
is embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
But it was too late, Like I didn't have time
to dump it all out, because unfortunately I have done that,
and I know it's I'm a bad person for it,
but I've had bags of charity clothes in my trunk
for such a long time that sometimes I'll just take
take it to a dumpstairs.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I know I feel bad, but I'm like, if I
just need a hassle, I just need them going. Yep,
that's why I lit up my car and I wass
put something in the front seat, so I remember that's
what it unloaded the back seat. They're in the trunk,
right you forgetting there there? Yeah, you gotta put a
pair of underwear around the head rest on the side,
Like why is this underwear? Either I kidnapped the child
or I have some stuff in the back I have

(02:24):
to drop off a good will Yeah, And it's like
and I'm the second wave because my wife was gonna
sell the stuff and then she got too lazy.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
To do that. I don't play that game anymore.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
So then she was gonna sell the clothes, and then
she's like, now just give him the charity and now
you just sit my trunk.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, tell my wif if you got a week man,
it's gonna be out of my garage, out of the house,
or it's it's if someone's up buying it in a week,
then they're not gonna buy.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
It's gonna be embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
And I pull up to this country club and I'm
pulling my clubs out and a wicker basket falls out.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah you're happy, gilmoy, I really am. That's funny too.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
When you see a car and there's like a lamp
pushed up against the back window, you're like, eat.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
They lost everything. That's me, that's my right operation.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Where they're going to college? That is me? Right now?
He everybody. Wednesday, we're gonna dive into that. We're gonna
find a ZXL workforce employee the day. Who will it
be and what will you win? Tickets to go see
the Doobie Brothers with Michael McDonald this Saturday.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
We'll hook you up coming up just a bit on HUNCHO.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Point seven ZXLS that Jerseys Rock station zx MONA show.
Good morning, everybody, do it live. I can go all
right it and we'll do it live. And things sucks.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some news foe use on
a Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
A federal court judge yesterday ruled New Jersey's ban on
AR fifteen rifles is unconstitutional, a decision that could force
the state to lift it's decades old prohibition on certain
semi automatic weapons. The judge's ruling was limited in scope.
It applies to just one type of the firearm, the
Colt AR fifteen, and allows for use of self defense

(03:58):
within the home.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Look, I brought mine to work. See it ar? Yeah? Yeah,
I got it right here. I got two in the car.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Tesla is recalling more than one point eight million vehicles
because of a faulty hood. Uh So, they filed this
yesterday with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, and they
said the electric automaker reported that the latch assembly for
the seventeen of its new and used cars might not
detect that their hood is open.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
That could obstruct the driver's view.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, because the hood is now up on your windshield.
What do you need a hood for anyway, if that
thing doesn't start taking to a dealership.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
There's only a battery in there, right, there's no engine.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
What do you who's gonna who's gonna pop the hood
on a Tesla? Know what to do? So if you
have a Tesla, uh, just see those stupid trucks yet, dude,
it's stupid.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, they look so stupid. They look so stupid, those trucks. Dude.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I think all tesla's look stupid. Like, I get it people,
you're out there. Honestly, it's a more of a cringe
thing at this point. I think people get them just
to be like, oh, I have a Tesla.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
It's it's just they're they're not good looking cars.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
H not at all. So the twenty twenty one to
twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Four Model three, the Model S, the Model X, and
the matt Y, your hoods could fly up and like planes,
trains and automobiles, it's gonna block your view.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
It's like every high speed car chase in like the
eighties shows. Yeah, yeah that the hood comes up, you
can't say and you end up hitting a tree. A
recall of Borishead Deli meat products has been widely expanded
yesterday over concerns and it might be linked to lasteria.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
We've been talking about this for a couple of days.
Another thirty five hundred tons of ready to meet and
poultry products sold under the Boar's Head and Old Country
brand's name have been added to the initial recall. This
is in addition to approximately one hundred and three tons
of boor's head products that were recalled last week. So
pretty much, if you have any boy's head.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Deli meat, you might want to set out give it
to the dog.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
That's news. What about sports?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
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Speaker 1 (06:07):
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Speaker 4 (06:09):
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Speaker 4 (06:19):
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Speaker 1 (06:41):
There you go. That's news that sports brought to you
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to seventy four to seventy five outside right now one
hundred point seven. ZXL South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning
Show The EXL South Jersey's rock station z XL Morning Show.

(07:04):
I think it's time, man, I think it's time for
my eleven year old to pick up the pace a
little bit at home and do some chores. And I'm
talking real chores because I remember doing real chores man,
and I hated it, but I had a plan. I
mowed the front lawn on a Thursday. I mowed the
back lawn on a Friday. But I swear it was
enough to get money right yet, and they would pay
me an allow. It's, of course, but I swear, man.

(07:27):
Being in third grade. Now, I was so small it
was probably dangerous. I probably could have lost a foot.
I was so small. My dad had to pull start
the lawnmower. But once it got going, I was pushing. Yeah,
And I want to say that was third grade, dude.
I remember being on the roof at like ten, cleaning
the gutters. Okay, I remember helping with Christmas lights, and

(07:48):
I think I was in seventh or eighth grade, so
I'm like, I'm up there as like a little kid.
And then we would go up there to sunbathe to
the roof on the roof. God, we were tough back then,
won't we.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Dude. I have to climb through my bathroom window.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, and then and then and then eventually, when we
started drinking like teenagers, me and my friends will go
up on the roof and drink, and that's that's a
good companytion. I was scared. I was always scared to
death of heights. But I remember, man that climb on
the roof. I don't know why I was up there.
I think I was helping with Christmas lights or doing something.
I'm scared of death, but my dad forced me up
on that roof and I had to do it.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
He had a nice slope on our roof, so even
if I could jump off, like it was maybe seven
feet eight feet and so I'm like, it's not gonna
kill me.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
So it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
So I wasn't terrified.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
See, I'm up on the second one doing it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
But I'm watching my I'm watching my neighbor. Now, his
son is I think he's probably a freshman in college.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
But here's my neighbor.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Man. He doesn't do it. He doesn't mow the lawn
unless he wants to do anymore. I'm watching his kid
from my window mow the lawn. I'm like, how great
is that? The freshman in college? Yeah, man, then you
know you should be doing it. I remember my dad
saying too, the reason he had kids wasn't for love
and to pass along all the great knowledge and wisdom
and make the world a better place. He had kids
to do all this stuff. I remember we put it,

(09:08):
we put a driveway in, and I remember shoveling and
like hauling rock in a wheelbarrow, like you were tough
back then and doing those things.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
The first time I ever heard this radio station was
in like ninety four five, six around there mid nineties.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, Steve Raymond had been here for fifteen years already.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Steve Steve was here. I had listened to Steve Raymond.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
My parents had a little house in Ocean City with
wood like wood siding, and I painted the house. I
was like, I don't know thirteen, right, and they paid
me a bunch of money. I painted that the wood,
the wood siding of this old house in Ocean City.
And I remember listening to ZXL because they would play
nothing but Metallica all the time.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Mandatory Metallica, Monday was or Saturday, or.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Had just cut their hair and was a big deal
and that's all it was. And I had it on
a boom box and I sa, that was the first
time ever had this radio station.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's like, kids don't do chores. They don't do real
chores anymore. Cleaning room isn't a chore. I'm sorry, that's
your space, man. You should do that all You should
always do that.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
You don't even understand my house right now.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
And I'm actually pissed off at my wife because she
was supposed to have a talk with my little guy dude.
He's now he takes snacks up to his room, shoves
him under the bed.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, he can't do that.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Dude, shoves him under the bed.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
And I'm like, okay, when we get ants, we get cockroaches.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, this is gonna be on you guys.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
And I told my wife, I said, look, I had
a long talk with them, but you need to have
one too.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
And then what do I find yesterday? Bag of potato
chips on the floor. And I'm like, come on, man,
you're killing me. That's your space, that's that's up to
you to clean. That's not a chore. That's not a
real chore.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
No, no, but go out there and do stuff. And dude,
there was no guidance either. Like when I had to
paint my parents' house, my dad took me out to
buy the paint.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
That was it's painting and so there's a brush and paint.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Figure it out.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
It's not like my dad sat there and watched me.
He's like, I don't even think they were home.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Sixth grade. I want to say sixth grade I had.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
I swear I had a full meal like prepared for
my parents when they got home. After doing the kitchen
and the living room. Third grade is when I could
turn on the oven yesterday, my little guy makes uh.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
He wanted to make a hard boiled egg. I'm terrified
of him working the range. We are helicopter parents too, man.
We need them to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I'm like, I'm like, dude, I'm like, I'm like, I
don't want you touching that day. It's fire.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I don't want you touching anything with the fire.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
See, we need their hair to catch on fire. So
they learned. It was learning dude. As a kid, you'd
burn yourself. You cut yourself one.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
I remember putting up Christmas decorations and getting shocked. You're
supposed to write, and it taught me don't do that.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Don't don't whatever I just did, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Look we get back, we'll knock out some rock bands.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
There's some rock news for you.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Bon Jovie he put out an album and it got
to number five on the charts for one week and
then it fell off the chart.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yet because he bought a ton of them.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Well, here's the thing. I think every bon Jovie fan,
like hardcore bon Jovi fan, bought the album and then
no one else did. They're like nah, then are telling
their friends it sucks and don't buy it.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
So and once again?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Who wants the new bon Jovie album? But he did
make a joke. He was being interviewed and said he
should have been number one, but there was this pesky
girl named Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
He said, I would have been number one if it
wasn't for Taylor. He said, But isn't it fantastic?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Then on our eighteenth album, we're still having big hit success.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
It's not John. It hit number five and then fell
off the chart. And what's he singing about? Now?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
What is dude?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Is Tommy still working on a doction?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Did he find a different job? You know? It gives
me sequels to every one of his songs.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I I have no ill will towards bon Jovi.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
I saw a bon Jovi concert years ago and I
thought it was it was fine. Yeah, it was great.
It was fine. Right, I think I blacked out, and uh,
it seems fine. Bon bon Jovi's fine. He does a
lot for the community. So I look, I got no work.
But like John, yeah, this is no one's fine. No
one's gonna buy her album. That's where we go to.

(13:24):
No one buys albums anymore.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
That's not a thing, like like, no one's fuying a
pun job CD.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Where do you even go to buy CDs?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
I can't tell you. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Uh. He did say Taylor Swift though, because he was
joking when he said that.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
He said she created an industry. She utilized what she
does best.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
She sings like Taylor Swift, she plays the guitar like
Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
She's not trying to be something she's not. I really
don't get the Taylor Swift thing. I mean, it was
a it showed a concert overseas.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
It was like ninety four thousands, crazy seven thousand people
waiting outside.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
What Phil did that? She's just stupid pop music. I
don't get her.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Man Billy did that? Pep. There was like a good
like six seven thousand people outside of Maybe I'm wrong,
maybe maybe a thousand.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Two thousand people.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I heard two million people outside of Wells Fargo. What's
it is that Wells Fargo still veteran stadium RFK Stadium.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
That that JFK standing by the spectrum.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
It was old Franklin Field.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
She was playing on.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh oh so yeah, I mean they stand outside and
but I mean I've been to a Taylor Swift concert.
It's cool. She puts on a great show, you would
think it really was like it's not like changing. Yeah,
it was like god, yeah doing uh so bad news.
If you're going to see Sammy Hagar. He's doing this
big tour called Best of All.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Worlds Tour where he has a great lineup of artists
that are helping him out.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Right, Michael Anthony from Van Halen. I think Joe Satriani.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
I think he's got John Bonham's kid playing drums and
they're going out and doing like all of van Halen's cavalot. Right,
He's celebrating the music of Van Halen. And he offered
David Lee Roth. He said, dude, just join us, come
on this tour. And I guess David Roth took him
up on the offer and said, yeah, I'll do it.
And now there's always been contention between Sammy and David

(15:17):
Lee Roth, and so I guess David thought that that
meant he would get like a spot on the tour. Yeah,
and Sammy's like, I mean, like, come out for a
song or two one Sammy once Sammy told him just
come out, and Sammy's like, dude, come out and do

(15:38):
like two Van Halen songs.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
It'll be killer.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
And David Lee Roth when a wall on him. He
ghosted Sammy after that, so Sammy has not talked to
him since, telling him that it wouldn't be a full
on spot on the tour. It's not a sideshow. Put
him up there for some of the concerts. Man, problem
is he can't sing anymore. He does that thing now.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Where he just talks. We'll just keep karate kicking, that's all.
He just kind of he just kind of talks through
the songs and can't really sing.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I guess you probably can't get that leg up as
high as he did in video. He's in great shape, man. Yeah,
that was a high kick. That was a high kick
back then. Life is a carnival. A music celebration of
Robbie Robertson is going to take place later this year
in October in Los Angeles.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
You don't know Robbie Robertson, well, you live under a rock.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
He was.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
A big part of the band, one of the greatest
bands in the world.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
This lineup and this just shows how much the band
meant to a lot of artists. Trey from Fish will
be there, Mike Campbell from Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers,
Eric Church, Eric Clapton, Elvis Costello, Warren Haynes, Bruce Hornsby,
Let's see here, Taj Mahal, Van Morrison, Robert Randolph Mayvi

(16:53):
As Staple and Lucinda Williams and Bob Weir.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Wow, we'll all be there for the.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Concert to celebrate the life of Robbie Robertson from the band.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
That's gonna be October seventeenth. I'm sure tickets, you know,
once Again.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Are available, but I'm sure they're gonna stream it in
some way. You say, Mabel Stable is.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Gonna be there, maybe a Staple because they did, yeah,
the Staples that was a part of the Last Waltz.
The Staples singer sang the Weight with them, and so yeah, dude,
the band is beloved, and so you know, I'm sure
they're going to add more artists to this lineup. Tickets
go on sale July thirty first, But like I said,

(17:34):
I'm sure they're gonna stream it on something. And he
was eighty last year when he died just about a
year ago August of twenty twenty three, leaving Garth Hudson
as the only surviving member of the band still alive.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
There you go, some rock news for you.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Is the XL Morning Show. What's Us a bunch of
points up? Was the XL South Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
So you were on vacation last week, so we never
really got the recap.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
We had one of.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Our favorite events happened midget wrestling Atlantic City.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
It was fantastic.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
You can never remember the lady's name, but three time
champion of the hot dog getting contest. This lady kills
it when it comes to the hot dog getting contest.
We actually had that to do a hot dog off
at the end because it was a tie, and so
so congrats to her.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
She came out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Man, she was behind and then I looked over and
she had her arms up.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
She knows what she's still she had it down and
then and then God blesses women. She was like in
their sixties. She to she she did the contest, and
I'm terrified that she's gonna fall out of the ring.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, I'm terrified you and I are gonna fall out
of that ring.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Dude, I got two bad knees, right, I'm trying to
climb up. I'm trying to climb up, and then at
the end I gotta jump down, and I'm like there's
a good chance my legs are just gonna buckle under me.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I feel bad because we hype it up so much,
like who wants in? But I don't think they know
exactly what doing. You're climbing up on the rise or
now you're to climb into the ring. Now you have
to pound the energy. It's not energy monster. It was
a monster, like a monster Seltzer. You got to do that,
and the hot dogs, and you're not gonna feel well
after the hot dogs. And this woman, I don't know,
she was like ninety. I'm glad you brought up the

(19:16):
Monster energy drink. It was a Monster energy drink Seltzer.
And they were one of the sponsors, and they were
there and they're awesome. The guy came up, he was
so nice. They had a real cute model that was
there handing out samples. But he did something that got
me so angry. And when you're at a big.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Concert, when this happens, it's okay because the crowd can
dissipate it. He brought out those stupid big beach balls.
Yes right, yeah, and he put.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Like ten of them.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Now there's about fifteen hundred to two thousand people. I
think that's what it usually midget wrestling is. It's in
a parking lot, so it's not super big. So now
you got these ten balls. Now people are just whacking
each other.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
In the head with them.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, I did. It was super annoying. I probably did
it twice because I get caught up in that. Like dude,
I'm like a dog. I'm like, dude, shiny ball, shiny shop.
I couldn't wait to get a hold. I'm even going
off on stage or grab these balls. I would take it,
swing it and go to hit it up. And I
hit people right in the head. I almost I almost
leveled a whole table of drinks. Well that's what happened.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
So I'm sitting there talking to some buddies, right me
and you were done. All we do is the hot
dog getting contest and then the micro wrestling people take
it over from there. So now I'm trying to talk
to my buddies before I head out. Dude, one of
those stupid balls hits the table and all the drinks yep.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
There. We think that's funny because it looks funny. That's
about thirty dollars worth of drinks easily.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, right, and who pays for that, because you can't
go after the guy to hit it another guy.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
I'm sitting there and watching him. He gets whacked in
the head, his glasses fall.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I don't apologize these speech these I get what you're doing, right.
They and monster energy on them and.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
You're batting them around.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
But I'm like, there was too many in a small space.
One would have been enough. But they unleash like ten
of these balls, and now and then and then, dude,
you get the drunk guys who are now spiking it
like it's volleyball. Now you're doing it. Now you're doing
to be facetious. I get it, dude. I grabbed one.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
I popped.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
It was like I was the old dad. I'm like,
I'm like, it's enough. I broke the toy. If you're
into it, you're into you're waiting for the ball to come.
But for the most part, eighty percent of the people
have no idea there's an all come in their way.
So they're getting hit with the ball and they don't
know who that is, Like there's one, there's now they're
on the roof and just it was just not the

(21:34):
spot to.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Do the That's like a Jimmy Buffett concert. I love.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I loved every second of it. Yeah, because you're right,
if you, if you, if you take in the entertainment,
you're right. Table stuff, drinks gonna be knocked over, people
are going to get hit, and you're right.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
People didn't know what was going on, and they and
and right after like the hot dog getting contest, they
unleash these these big beach balls and.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I'm not kidding it was like ten of them. Yeah,
and they're just getting surrounded. People are just.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Trying to enjoy themselves. And that's a promotional genius.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah. I probably said in my bad about eight times
before I walked out of there. Yeah, dude, I would
have grabbed every one and popped in it, like I
know you would have.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
I was getting so angry.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I got hitting Heedd twice games all w Yeah, this
is it? Sorry, sorry, monster bad enough. Hey, I got
a pair of tickets. Go see the Doobie Brothers this Saturday.
Doobie Brothers this Saturday with Michael McDonald ring a beach ball.
You know what, that's.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
That's where, that's where you do it because the people
are there in the lawn, they can see it coming.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Uh sing zero.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Nine six seven seven one hundred and seven six zero
nine six seven seven one hundred and seven.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Uh Doobye Brothers with Michael.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
McDonald six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and
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XL stop Jersey's Rock statione CXL show. In my older years,
I've been very good about not getting into arguments with

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my wife, and that means I have to put my
tail between my legs. Sometimes I will. I pick my
battles as ones I want to go after some I
don't bother, That's what.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
And I've tried to teach that to the kids and
sometimes even my wife. This is not a battle worth fighting.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Sure, yes, just pick the good ones. Man. This is
not a hill to die on. No mine is.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
We went away last week. Now, my idea of getting
up and hitting the road for a ten and a
half hour ride is drastically different than my wife, where
she even asked, She's like, why did we leave so late?
And I just shake my head. I was like, I'm
not going to say I could. I could explode here.
And all I wanted to do the morning of was
explode and say why wasn't all this done? Now? I

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worked the night before. I get up earlier. I say,
I want to get up. Here's what I want to
get up.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yes, And then you went.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I played Loscala over Brigantine. I got done at one,
drove all the way home. So I said, when I
get up, I'm even going to sleep on the clothes.
I'm going to drive in. I've already showered. I want
to get up, put my shu on and hit the road. Yep, man,
I'm telling you we probably a good hour and a half,
two hours of things that could have been done the night.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
I went, everything packed, the car packed, and just whatever
you need for that morning. That's all you need. Just
make it happen. And then we just start the car
and we're going.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I make it easier, I say, pile everything by the
front door. I'll even carry it. I'm a mule. That's
what I do when we go to the beach. We
pack up a car on the mule. I'll put everything
on my back. I loaded up. I was like, I
will handle that part. Just get it all by the
front door. So I get up now, I'm ready to go.
Breakfast has to be made Okay, I get it real quick.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Let's do it quick.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
The kids are gonna sit down and sit.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
They're gonna sit down too.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I mean, do you come kick?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
I think we can skip breakfast that day.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I can fit it in. I want a coffee made,
ready to go. Now, the kids have to pack up
their video games. Now we're still packing upstairs where my
wife is upstairs for forty five minutes. I'm like, you
had the entire night before. I wanted to explode so bad,
but I didn't because I'd be a miserable ten and
a half our ride. I can't. I can't do it,
but I just I find it fascinating. You don't understand

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how this, how this should go. It's just time with
my wife. Is that? Is that a thing? Because I
don't know any woman is like, Hey, I'm ready to
go and my husband is dragassing behind trying to pack
things up. Guys, just we're not wired like that. The
best is we went on a road trip to Georgia
a couple months ago and uh it was just three
of us, right, my wife, me and our little guy.

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So I think I have real a run of the car,
like I can pack however, I want to pack. I
packed the trunk and there's like one or two bags
I just throw in the back seat because once again
there's only three of us, right, Does that make sense
to you, Jojo? Sure.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
My wife yells at me because she's like, I didn't
want anything in the back seat, and I was like,
what do you mean. She goes, well, what if I
want to go back there and sleep? And I go, well,
then you got to tell me that. Yeah, now you're
a motor home so do so. Do you know I
had to stop at a rest stop and repack the car. Yeah,
it was I'm like what am I doing?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
But it is.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
And my wife's one of those people too, where if
I'm in a hotel and I know we have to
check out, I'll pack the night before, so I'm ready
to go, like boom, my wife is, you know, packing
that morning. And you know, there's been a couple of
times where we've cut it really close to checkout time
and I I, dude, I've I've looked at my watch
and I'm like, we got nine minutes before checkout time.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
We've gotten to a gate man, we were flying I
want to say to Mexico for like a long weekend
we've gotten to the gate where the woman said to us,
if you were two minutes later, you were not getting
on this flight. And like, why do you go so early?
Everywhere I go, I go early, way early. But I'd
rather be there. I'd rather be there with that and
sit on my hands and stare at a wall and

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know that I'm there. Yeah. I also realized too, how
my family is ten and a half hours in a
little tiny vessel like that. Oh yeah, a little tough.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Ah, yeah, yeah, it's tough.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
You get a little sick of them, and it's okay
to say that, right, listen, I love them, you love them,
but you're a little if you want to take a
little break.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
After that, I got video games playing in the back.
I got two iPads happening. I was like, man, I
just I am the control. I should have brought headphones
when I should have did big old box headphones, man,
and just blacked out the entire car.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
That's why God bless my wife. She can sleep in
a car. So when we go on road trips, dude,
she it's odd. It's almost like she takes a sleeping pill. Yeah,
she sleeps, and magically she wakes up and we're there, right,
and I so and and I just do all the driving.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, coming back. Man, we left. We left like I look,
at four or five in the morning, and my kids
slept for the first five hours of the trip. They
were like, they're like, what was your favorite part of
the trip? I said, when you guys are sleeping in
the car and we were coming home. Favorite part of
the trip, Dude. I'm playing an audiobook and and and
just beat and I'm just in my own zone, right,
No one bothered me.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Yeah, yeah, uh look we uh we get back.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Knock out some tracks. Oh, trash anything Bernie on nothing, anything,
racket rock or roughing love frash.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
There's some trash for you do. Good for these guys.
And I hope they get it because.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
You know, they throw money around to all these people,
you know, call me daddy or call her daddy, and
all these celebrities who do podcasts.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Travis and Jason Kelsey they do a podcast. It's a
very successful podcast. It's called New Heights. They're looking to
book one hundred million dollars. The Lockdown a place be
it Spotify, Pandora, you know, a place YouTube to be
the official place that they would have their podcast.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Well that Taylor Swift thing man, just to help them out.
Tremendous to sit there and listen to Travis or to
listen to Taylor Swift's boyfriend. Yeah, oh my god, every
little Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Okay, So and here's what you do, and it's uh,
you get a hundred but say they get a hundred
million bucks, which I think they could. I mean, if
you're if I think, look Rogan, Joe Rogan got a
hundred million two times.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
You just renewed. I think for another one hundred million.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
I think call her Daddy got sixty million, right, I
think the Hoc two girls about the side of Big
tal Well, right, the hok two girl. If you're Jason
and Travis, the first episode that you have on whatever
platform you go, you go to, you bring Taylor on right,
like it's it's slay.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Do you remember Howard Stern went.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
To satellite radio that was like two thousand and six,
goes to satellite radio. David Lee Roth took over for him.
Oh dude, it was bad. It was bad. But here's
the thing. It was stupid because David Lee Roth, the
first day that you're on the air, you get all
the guys from Van allenback you.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
There's this famous tension that you had you do whatever right.
CBS at the time was the company CBS throw whatever
money you can at the guys in Van Hallen and
you get him all in.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
A studio to to just figure it out. That's a
great first episode. He spent the first day David Lee
Roth talking about how his uncle ran a nightclub. Everybody
wants to hear that ody No, but they didn't.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
They didn't. He didn't.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I don't even think he lasted a year. So yeah,
Jason and Travis Kelsey, one hundred million dollars is what
they're looking at, and Amazon is looking at him saying
that they might actually do it. Oh, I'm so interested
in it.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
I've never heard heard of Kelsey.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I'd watched clips. I like, uh, which one is the
guy who played the jacent place?

Speaker 4 (30:45):
His wife? I like his wife. She'll pop on and
she's a ballbuster and I appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Selena Gomez, we talked about her yesterday. She was getting
bashed online for having some plastic surgery.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Uh. She said during her like the years she was
a big pop star and going out.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
With Justin Bieber, she said that she was like super depressed.
She's kind of sad man. Yeah, she's going out with
Justin Bieber. Yeah it was depressed too.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
All he wants to do is ride around Ferraris Brad
Pitt and Angelina Jolie's son. I think he's got to
take a break from e bikes. They're the electric bicycles.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
He's had multiple accidents and almost died the other day.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
It was the real kid they had together.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
They bought they adopted them. They bought them.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, they adopted them. So Pax Pitt is the kid.
Uh so they they they you know what, maybe Angelina
needs to take the bike away and say, maybe it's
not for you being that kid, like you're you're you're
their kid, but yet you have no talent at all
because you're not really their kid.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Well they adopted the kid, Yeah's what I'm saying. Yeah,
I mean, you know, it is what it is.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
He can hunt tigers, you know, they they I think
he I mean, you got a golden ticket though, I
mean those are your parents. You got plenty of money,
you know, you get an from like he's Taiwan Ings
something like that, Yeah, Thailand maybe something like that.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
So I don't know what his relationship is with Brad though.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
None yeah, none, yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Aunt Jennifer Anniston.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Christine Applegate revealed that when she was on Married with Children,
she was getting pressure to have plastic surgery. I'm guessing boobs, right,
because I don't think she ever had large knockers.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, that would have been it, man, because she was
pretty damn near perfect during that show. She was hot.
This guy, Matt Wright, he's a comedian. He's a young guy.
Girls love him.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Like my daughter's going nuts over him.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I don't even I don't know. He's very funny, but
he sells out. So good for him, dude.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
It came from a kind of a real like crackhead,
you know, mom. And he's writing a book about his life.
I think he's like twenty three, Say you're writing a book.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
There was another comedian. It was real hot at the time.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Everybody loved him. Good looking guy Dan Cook. Dan Cook, Yeah, yeah,
I remember that. That was about twenty years ago. He
dropped off pretty quickm you just got well, well, okay,
so there's a couple of things at Wall Dane Cook. One, uh,
he got accused of stealing jokes that will kill your career.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
The other is people just were like yeah cause he
was big with physical comedy, like he would get up
there and like karate kick.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Right, and then people were like cool, not cool anymore.
Like after the third time of seeing them, they're like, wow, okay,
so the superfinger, it's awesome that where you give the
middle finger but with two fingers. Ah. And you know,
like when he smashed his first watermelon, like, god, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
That'll never get on. Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I'm not bashing these guys. Dane Cook is doing just fine.
He made a ton of money. Matt Riich was making
a ton of money. Go nuts, and dude, girls go
nuts for him. It just ain't my cup and tea.
There you go, some.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Trash for two points out with XL, South Jersey's rock
station in our VXL Workforce Employee of the Day for
Doobiye Brothers tickets.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Hey, you're live on the air.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
What's your name, Colleen? Hey Colleen, good morning, it's up call.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Good morning, how are you well?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Thanks for asking?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Nobody asks anymoy Give me my tickets, Give me my.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Doobie Brothers tickets.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Okay, dude, this show just got better. By the way,
you're getting Doobie brother tickets, right, So it's Doobie Brothers
with Michael McDonald. Stevee Winwood's gonna be there open up. Yeah,
I think Steve Raymonds. By the way, Steve Winwood's gonna
be there. Yeah, they updated our the little thing I
got to read here. So yeah, Steve Winwood, Uh, you know,

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the great Steve Winwood from Blind Faith. It's gonna He's
gonna be opening up for the Doobie Brothers. And then
and they brought back Michael McDonald. This is a great show.
That's Higher Love, right, Steve Winwood had Higher Love and
then he okay, actually that was his thing.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
But then he so he was like a kid.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Genius when it came to what do they call that
when you're really good at playing instruments?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Prince was this, you could pick up any instrument, just quiet, okay.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
And so he was in a band with har Klapton
called Blind Faith. And then and then you know, I
had a pretty good career actually played with the Grateful
Dead or is that Bruce Hornsby.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I get Bruce Hornsby and Steve Winwood missed up all
the time.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
So whatever it is, You're going to the Doobie Brothers
with Michael McDonald this Saturday. Steve Winwood opening up all
right up in Camden, amazing.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
What's your job? What do you do? What do you
do for a living? Yeah, Colleen, I'm gonna okay, a
good job.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
I got one, but he's not very good. Yeah, yeah,
we got yeah, we got one and we got he's not.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Now.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Yeah, I've owed money last two years.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I don't want to owe money.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
When we go to prison, it's gonna be something dumb
like that. Not killing a man.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
It's gonna because wed our tax. But we'll have a
three person It'll be our accountant, Captain Bob, and then
Jojo and I.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Oh he's coming down with hus.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
I'm selling them down the river.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
All right, Colleen, you stay on hold. We're gonna get
all your info.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
I was able to write off my dog as a dependent.
Have you ever heard of anything so solid?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
She was crazy? Can can you do that my account?
Have you ever written off the dog? Well, he'll find it.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
He made up that I have twelve kids. He'll have
his first names to no last names. Are you stay
on hold?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Okay? Of course, I'm kidding. We're not cheating our taxes.
I have a close friend and I don't know, baby,
I don't know, you know what, maybe cutting a little
some corners. I got a I got a close friend
who's an accountant who won't he won't do my taxes.
And I'll tell you why, because he's too straight by
the book.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
I feel that you have to be responsible.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I get it. What's your accountant, there's some things in there.
You go, this guy's like too straight man. I was like, no, man,
I'm not playing that straight game. Who doesn't cheat on
their taxes? I don't want to use the not us.
Who doesn't nudge, not just on their taxes, not us
at all, dude. I remember getting my like it was
the first time I bought a house house. I had

(37:18):
a town home before, and I was buying a househouse.
And it was during that boom of the mid two thousands,
right before eight hit and everything. What that I don't
even have a job to give you a mortgage. So
the guy goes, I'm not kidding you. So we uh
we put the mortgage app in and uh so our
mortgage guy is like, yeah, yeah, you guys really didn't qualify,

(37:40):
So I just moved some zeros around. That's all, you
got it, Let's get it done. I go, what did
you say? And he goes, yeah, yeah, I just you know,
I just moved some zeros around. Now it works out,
It's like, okay, morriage guys are like that too. Yeah.
I bought houses that me and my wife had no
business buying.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
I was like, hey, man, what if it works for you,
it works.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
For me years ago, and we bought our house that
we live in now. I like, I didn't want to
pack anything up. I'm like, are you sure this is
gonna happen. He's like, I promise you go ahead and
start packing. I'm like, I'm not packing a thing until
I get the keys in my hands because I had
no business buying this and just moves some zeros around.
That's it. Get it done. Man. I got a guy.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
That's it. I got a guy. Look, we we get back.
We'll knock out some headlines.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
XL One Show on one hundred point seven z XL
South Jerseys rock and roll stations. I may have taken
something a little too far with my brother, because it's
sometimes I forget that I'm not texting you or a
couple other friends. You know, when we can get a
little crazy when it comes to texting, just downright nasty. Right.

(38:44):
I can't even show my wife some of the stuff.
My text message we're coming up on my kid's iPad.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
So well my wife will uh she'll read it and
just shake her head. Yeah, and she's like, what are
you doing, like you're an adult?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
So I send my brother.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
My brother's a huge Phillies fan, especially for like when
he was growing up the late seventies, early eighties, right great,
you know, you know eighty.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
World Series Champions. He loves Pete Rose.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
So I said him a commercial and it's it's a
commercial for Aqua Velva and it's Pete Rose and it's
him and his kid and he's telling his.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Kid about how he should use aftershave. Right.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
So I said it to my brother, being like, oh,
look at this man, like this is a gem from
nineteen seventy eight or whatever.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Did that stuff burn your skin?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Wait? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Yeah, yeah, it was that an old spice man. It
was just yeah, I remember Eddie Murphy had that great
bit where he put it on his junk and the
old space burn is junk. So my brother's like, yeah, man,
you know, I love Pete meaning Pete Rose. He's like,
I can get over the gambling stuff. But he's like,
I think he did some stuff with some underage girls.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
And I don't know that's alleged, but I think I
did some research.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
And I was like okay, oh wow. So I was
like all right, and he's like.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Yeah, that's the kind of that, you know, kind of
taints Pete Rose for me. And I was like, yeah,
I'm thinking, like, of all the athletes, to kind of
let you down, right. So then I asked my brother
a question, and I'm going to ask you this question.
You're an owner of a sports franchise and you need
a number one player, right, you need a MVP.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
I'm gonna give you a choice. It's gonna be a
weird list.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
So if you're an owner of a sports team and
you have these three, now, it could be any so
it doesn't have to just be baseball. I'm gonna say,
here are the three people available. O. J.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Simpson, Okay, Pete.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Rose or Bill Cosby at his best in track at Temple.
Because remember on The Cosby Show, he would always talk
about how he was a great track rider.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
At Temple Universe who would show up at the track
meet too.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
They did at the end of an episode where he
actually did an old man track meet.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
See, that's tough because as an owner, I know I
want to win. But am I worried about a culture issue? Okay?
So OJ Pete Rose or Bill Cosby because he ran
track on The Cosby Show. Honestly, I think sexual assault
is worse than murder. Yes, I just looked it up
to Pete Rose did have sexual relations with an underage

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girl in the seventies.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Like that, that's a real thing.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Okay, So you can't bring him on. That's if it
was a gambling I'm all.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
About the game. I'm fine with the gamble.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
I don't care about Charlie Hustleman. Some consider him the
best baseball player of all time. Yeah, so it's yeah, OJ,
great running back, right, probably the greatest running back of
the seventies.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
And if I have Bill.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Bill, Bill was a track runner at Temple, Yeah, I
think that guy. I think I can't do anything with
Bill Cosby. Man, that's I mean, you're drugging girls. Okay,
so you're telling me if I'm an owner of a
sports franchise.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
You're going oj because only because here I am.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
I'm in the owner's box right where we're drinking, we're
eating there, Like, ah, I saw you sign that he's
a murderer. I was like, well, they didn't accuse him
of murder. Remember that glove didn't fit. Then I walk
away and I can leave it there. He was, he
was acquitted, he was a quit, he was acquitted. They
didn't get him from murder. He was skill cous he's
pretty much pretty much pretty much didn't have to go

(42:15):
to jail. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Uh Now, I also put a footnote into this conversation.
Once again, these are the conversations I probably shouldn't be
having on text. I said, okay, if we add in
sports entertainment, meaning wrestling, are you gonna go with Chris
Benoa or Jimmy Snooker. Now, Chris Benwa killed this whole family.
Jimmy Snuker killed a woman in a hotel room in Allentown?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Can I can I say that I think killing the
whole family is worse than just one woman in Allentown.
But both are wrong.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Both are wrong.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
I don't take that out of context, because you could
you could cut that Kip at the very end and
be like, wow, Joe thinks it's okay to kill a
whole family.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Neither one is right. But that's writer one leg because
he killed he killed his wife and his son.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Yeah, snooker just killed a woman he was sleeping with, right, Yeah, boy,
he stook us.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Said it was an accident.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Like gun to my head. Like gun to my head?

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Who has to go to hell?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Right here? I am who has to go to hell?
Gun to my head? Yeah, I gotta take the guy
killed his whole family. Man, There's something wrong about that.
But there's also something wrong about killing a woman in
a hotel room. Boy, you really put me up against
the wall here in a hard play. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Then my brother comes up with a good one. He goes,
I'll take none of them.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
I'll go ray Lewis, now ray Lewis. Ray Lewis allegedly
stabbed someone behind the thumbster of a nightclub and allegedly
and he said he didn't do it because he was
dressed in a nice suit. He would get her blood
on his suit. Right, He wouldn't stab someone's death because
he would get his suit dirty, Which is what I
text my brother.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
I go, that's the best defense ever.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
What a terrible bit he just did. There's no right
or wrong answer. There's a writer answer. Yeah, that's all
it is.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
That's a tough one, man.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
But the fact that he brought up Pete Rose in
a sexual thing like in the seventies, I forgot all
about it.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
I'm like, put him the whole man, because it's the
gambling thing. I forgot about the alleged once again, I'm
wanna be very careful here that.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yeah, when he was he was a teenage girl. Wow, Yes,
Charlie Hustle, you break my heart. How old was he
in the seventies his thirties? That's a na's okay. I'm
not okay at all. If she's sixteen and he's eighteen,
if the parents say it's okay, yeah, but not when
he's thirty three. He's she was eleven baseball for fifteen

(44:31):
years professionally. Look now, if you're her dad, yeah, and
she brings home, right, she's a junior in high school
and she breaks home Pete Rose. Right, your dad, Charlie
Hustle knocks on the door, What do you say to that.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I mean, it's fits, it's pretty. This is wrong, But
can you sign this baseball for me?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Well?

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Steven Tyler from Arismith, he just this came back up.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Last year.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
He started dating a girl who was underage and the
parents let him adopt her.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
That's really weird, really weird. Yeah, see how the parents
just throw these kids.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Seventies were a weird time. There was just a weird,
weird dome. Have my kid.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Yeah here, you know what, just don't gamble on baseball.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Look, we get back.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
What do a thing called?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
You think you have a dog, You think you've.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Got it bad.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
We talked about his blue suede shoes a couple of
weeks ago. They were on the auction block talking about Elvis.
Right now, his shoes sold. I think they sold for
like fifty grand or something like that. Now, his guitar.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
From nineteen seventy six, early nineteen seventy seven, it's a
CF Martin and Company D thirty five acoustic guitar is
going to be auctioned off.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
How much do you think they're looking for? Two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Actually pretty cheat.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
I'm shocked.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Between fifteen k and twenty five. K, it's not bad.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
I was split that with a buddy.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
You know.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
And you got Elvis's guitar. I mean, I guess you
don't play it right?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Are you hanging up somewhere?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
So yeah, yeah, guess.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
At my house half the time and in his house
the other half of the time. I don't think it's
signed or anything, but they do have photo evidence that
it is the.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Guitar and him playing it on stage.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
So that's going up at the Rock Island auction on
August twenty fifth. Is that the one he played for
Forrest Gump when he stayed at the house. I don't
think so. That was the fifth early sixties.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
No, it was the fifties, because Elvis came up in
the fifties. Yeah, that's when he was at the boarding house.
And and okay, do you how did I gotta remember
Forrest go and.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
He had braces on his legs.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Remember he showed Elvis to swing back and forth because
he had bad legs. But how I didn't she pay?

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Didn't Sally Field pay for the braces on his legs
by banging the doctor?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Or did Yeah, either.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
The doctor or the principal or it might have been
she might have banged O.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
He just throwing herself around there. In Pennsylvania, a man has.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Been arrested for a bunch of traffic violations and he
had warrants. After cops stopped him. He was on his motorcycle,
so they saw the guy. Cops saw the guy on
the motorcycle.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
He had a dog on his lap. Wow, a very
friendly pitpoll. Apparently he also had drugs on him. And
you know what, dude, here's the thing. If you're gonna
and this is what sucks. This is why you're stupid.
If you're gonna take a motorcycle ride and have a
dog on your lap, Yeah, probably shouldn't have drugs on you.

(47:39):
You're gonna get pulled over, dude. He went to a
stop sog. Yeah, you're gonna get pulled over. You have
if you're gonna do all those illegal things at least
abide by.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
The traffic waltz. Where city was this in?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
This was Constanga, Pennsylvania, a small town.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
You're getting pulled over if you're in a city. That's
just the norm.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
I think you're allowed to write quads down Philly or
maybe you're not allowed. Yeah, like quad gangs down Philly. Yeah, dude,
I got a quad gang in my neighborhood. Do we
drive up and down the streets? We yell at people
saw you?

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Yeah, I'm just playing Eve songs and dm X. All right,
here's another one. See this is this is dumb. But
see I don't okay, I may be on this guy's side.
This is in Florida. Guy goes claims he was playing tennis,
goes to a parking garage where his car was fell asleep.

(48:41):
He was there for a couple hours. I guess maybe
an hour or two. The police show up because someone
thought maybe.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
He was dead or overdosed.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
They knock on the door, he doesn't wake up.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Finally, after a couple of minutes, they they got they
kind of wake him up. They could smell alcohol in
his breath, and they hit him up with the DUI.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
But I'm like and he's like, he's like, man, I
was just playing tennis.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
I'm tired, Like I'm in a parking garage, I'm sleeping
in my car. And he even said he's like he's like,
I mean, and he said, he goes, I love you, cops,
but like, don't you have.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Something better than this?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Right, listen. You seem like you're doing the right thing.
I know guys that tried to listen. They got in
the car. They got a little ways. He said, I
can't drive. I know that's right. I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
He got in the car, Like, dude, I think this
guy just got because it was in a parking garage.
I think he just got in his car. Was like,
hey man, either he had a couple of drinks after tennis.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Who knows we played tennis or not.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Drink store in tennis. That's the oddest part of this
whole story. Well maybe he was after maybe he had
long but even that's not a really manly sport. Yeah,
get some beer, Yeah, yo, dad, serve was awesome. What
they said they had bloodshot eyes, confusion, and they smelled.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Alcohol on his breath. Now trying to do the right
thing there by not driving. I get it.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Yeah, so but he but here's the thing. They still
charge them with DUI and I guess so here's I heard.
The rule is. I don't know if this is true
or not, but like growing up was if like you're
at a bar, had too much to drink, you don't
want to drive, right, you're doing the responsible thing. You
have to like put your keys in like the trunk

(50:19):
or something like that, or throw them out of your caring.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
But here's the thing, Like on a winter day, don't
you want to you have the car running, But then.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I heard if you could if you leave the car
running and you're in the backseat, it's okay. It's so
many rules. If I really wanted to drive, I'll just
get out of the back seat drive.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
But here's the here's the thing like if a cop pulled,
if a cop came up, if it was a bar
and it was after closing, and I'm sleeping in my
car and.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
It's cold and the heat's on right, so the car
is running, like.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
They can still knock you for a duy And I'm like,
but I'm doing the right thing and I'm sleeping at all.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Technically, you're in your You're in your home. It should
be your hoday. There's some people living there. But if
you're a homeless, now you've gotten home safely.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
There you go. Those people they haven't bet you not
so much.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Radio one hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL,
What I gotta bring this up? I mean, I think
I blew my Elks Lodge meeting interview. You were telling
me about this, Yeah, came in with a joke she

(51:34):
didn't like too.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Sometimes, man, you know what happens.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
You try and be funny in the wrong situation and
this is this is what it gets you. It was,
uh two saturdays Saturday before I went on vacation.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
So two saturdays ago I go for this interview.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Now I think it's I think it's just gonna be me.
I pictured it like remember when Joe Peshi got whacked
in Good Fellows. Yeah, that's what I pictured it. It's
gonna be in the basement of like a VFW, just
me and some other I'm all.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Dressed up, ready to go do my interview.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I get you're talking, do you know I I was,
I was talking about you. I was. I had a
uh like a for the Freemasons. I had a dinner, right,
we all got together and it was a good time,
and I was telling them about you uh going and
joining the Elks Lodge, and they thought it was beneath them. Right,
it's not as cool as the Freemasons. We're way cool, yeah,

(52:18):
because you're like wizards.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Man, I get it, not me.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Yeah, I'm at the Elks Lodge and Brigantine try and
I tried to joy man, listen, I don't understand what
isn't like, what is it?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
It's a hangout, it is it's.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Not doing charity things. They were doing a charity car
wash when I was there, washing cars for for a charity,
which is cool. Man, I'm down, I'll tell you. Man.
Like the Freemason stuff, there's a lot of work involved,
like and you you have to study, and it's it is.
It's a lot of work and it's it's it's really
cool and it's it, you know. But the Elks Lodge,
I feel like it's just like joining a bowling league.

(52:53):
That's exactly it. YOUSU go and hang out with people
in the area. Like, so I get to you have
to wear an Elk's head at all. I don't know
there's any garb yet when I have to wear some
type of initiation I think I have to ride an Elk.
I get there and there's like I know, probably like
fifty other people trying to join the Elks lovee. So
it's a hopin' spot. Yeah, well, you know what, drinks

(53:14):
are so expensive anywhere else? Okay, that's that's where that's
where I went wrong, because I sit down with this woman,
this older lady, very nice, shocked me that it was
a woman. I didn't think the Elks had women.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
We allow him, Yeah, we allow women.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
We do not we don't say you ain't in yet. No,
I'm not in yet. I know there's no politics, which
I'm cool with. She's like, listen, we don't do any politics.
I'm like, I get it, but you know, I see
a lot of American flags.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I'm down with whatever I'm on. I think you said
no politics, no religious right. I like that's.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
She says, well, why do you want to join? And
I come out.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
I was like, and I've heard this before, I say.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
First of I was like, I was like, you know,
my wife and I we got married in Brigantine. We
have the house here, and we're in the community. We
want to be a part of the community, meet new people.
And then I throw out I also hear you have
the cheapest drinks on the island. Oh see what you
tried to All of a sudden, you're don Rickles. Yeah,
now I'm doing a big A big spotlight came on
and they grabbed the microphone. This guy wants to do

(54:08):
stand up now, he's a funny guy. Take my wife please.
She looks at me and says, well, we don't like
to advertise that boy. Yeah, I get him.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Okay, No, I'm not going to be sexist here, but
it's going to come off as me being sexist. Yeah,
if you drop that joke to a guy, he would
have chuck. He gets it, of course he gets But.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
The woman I think was gonna be a little harder
on you. So I haven't received an email yet if
I'm for the actual initiation, which is going to be
in September, So yeah, can I Now I don't know this.
I don't know if I can be a freemason. N
and ELK member, I'm join with you. I don't think
you can. I think you are.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
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Speaker 1 (54:49):
Actually we don't like the once a year we have
a fight in an alleyway. Everybody, thanks for.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Your calls today.

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Speaker 3 (54:58):
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Speaker 1 (54:59):
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Speaker 3 (54:59):
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Speaker 1 (55:00):
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Speaker 3 (55:05):
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Speaker 1 (55:08):
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Speaker 3 (55:23):
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Speaker 1 (55:26):
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Speaker 2 (55:34):
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Speaker 1 (55:38):
Rocking around, I know you guys are all my love
you guys on my way to work.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
She's like, yeah, yeah, warming up, Chip, and I'm like,
I'm a down you here, we're rocking.

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Hey, thank you? You shot you the best? How you doing? Yeah?
Keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great. Good morning guys,
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Speaker 3 (56:07):
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