FRIDAY 8-2-24

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
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Speaker 3 (00:43):
And this show.

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Speaker 1 (02:25):
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Speaker 3 (02:31):
I can allrite it and we'll do it live. And
things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some news foe use.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
After a historically complex, months long negotiation involving more than
six countries and two dozen prisoners, the Biden administration on
Thursday announced that it secured the release of three American
citizens from Russia, including a Wall Street journalist reporter Evan
Gershkovik who's from Jersey, Marine veteran Paul Whalen, and Russian

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American radio journalist A Lusa Kermasheva, who are.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
All expected to arrive? I guess they arrived last night
on American soil. I think we gave away the Master
of Disaster in.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Exchange for a so so for these three people, which
I'm glad these three people are too. I'm glad these
said but we gave up twenty four prisoners and just
handed them over to Russia.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I think three of the guys behind nine to eleven
aren't getting the death penalty.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Now we negotiated with them. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
So yeah, that was yes, that was yesterday. It came
out that the guys behind nine to eleven, we decided, Nana,
you don't need the death penalty, which, by the way,
that was twenty three years ago.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I thought for sure these guys were already dead. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
If you get the death penalty, how long do you
wait until you can?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
So now those guys are just going to live a
life in Guantanamo Bay, in jail and you know the
lift of the ripe old age of ninety. Police in
the Antic City are investigating after a woman's body was
found near a flagship resort. The body was discovered around
five point thirty am yesterday North Main Avenue on the
rocks behind the resort. The woman was wearing a bathing
suit when she was found. A security turned over surveillance

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video to police. They so they he set. A car
did show up in the video, pulling up at about
two am.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Three women and two men got out. They walked the boardwalk.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
About twenty minutes later, the video shows just two men
returning before getting in the car and driving off. It's
unclear if this woman was part of that group. A
previously announced recall for vegetables and bag salads has expanded,
including more produce sold at Walmart and Aldy. And it's
now eighteen states. It's this listeria, dude. This listeria is everywhere.

(04:47):
The lastia. So it's a whole bunch of fruit. No, no,
no vegetables.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Few vegetable salad. The only thing it's.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Bad about it is you know what, they're not recalling pizza, yes, right,
so nuggets, none of it.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
So the company, this is the important part. If it
says Weir's Farm Inc. Weir's Farm Inc. That's the company
that is being recalled. And New Jersey does sell it
at both Walmart and Aldy. That's news. What about sports.
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geoscape soolar dot com. I didn't even know that the
Hall of Fame game was last night. Football's back. Yeah
it was on last night.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
I think. I think it ended early. There was rain,
like in the third quarter.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Remember it just ended it last year, the year before
they could even play the game because they painted the field.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, there was something wrong with the field. Yeah, it happens.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Bears beat the Texans twenty one to seventeen in the
Hall of Fame game. So I guess now, so is
this the kickoff the preseason?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah? It was.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's a fun game. They just tried not to get
anybody hurt. I don't think real players played last night.
A lot of young kids so well talking.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
About her local kid, and he's not a kid, he's
an adult man, great baseball player. Mike Trout is out
for the season for the Angels. He tourist meniscus again,
so he's got to have surgery. Have that team ever won, No,
that's that's what sucks, dude.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
He's been He's been on a losing, losing franchise his
entire career.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
That's why we keep trying to get him to come
to Philly. Yeah, you got money, Just come out here, man,
try and grab that ring. A federal judge overturned. Dude,
the little guy never wins. So a federal judge overturned
the four point seven billion dollar verdict in the class
action lawsuit filed by Sunday Ticket subscribers against the NFL.
The judge yesterday granted the judgment to the NFL.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Gotcha, Yes, Oh they box tickets down for any gaming months. Yeah,
that judge got something for that Phils Mariners. That's gonna
be nine to forty tonight.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
They were off.

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Speaker 1 (07:03):
Chanceer rain today high at eighty nine. Chance the thunderstorms
tonight over at no. Seventy three tomorrow for your Saturday.
Chance to thunderstorms again. High to eighty eight. It's seventy
six outside right now. One hundred point seven Z THEXL South
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THEXL South Jerseys rock station ZXL on a show. I
understand why they won't do this, but I wish this

(07:26):
thing had this feature on it because I could have
used it last night. I think everybody can smoke detectors.
I'm going through smoke detre so yesterday I'm here.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
On the show.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
My wife tells me the smoke detector's going off for
no reason. It's just going off. It might be a
fire boom. Thought about that, right, I'm like, okay, are
we getting up? Because when your smoke detectors, like even
our house alarm like it goes off, You're like, I
must be no. Maybe that's the alarm on the house
telling you somebody's trying to get into your house. Yeah,
same thing with the smoke detectors. Maybe the smoke detectors

(07:56):
doing what it's supposed to do to have one of
those top fighters fire down. Of course you do. There's
old school all on our bedroom windows growing up, the
top finder sticker. But the people who said, hey, there's
a dog in this house. If I'm a fireman, you
think I give a damn about a dog or a
cat in that house.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
That's my damn about a dog. Then I do the
people and leave the leave the top. Yeah, yeah, I'm
rescuing the dog first thing.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Oh yeah, And we threw this around the fire ladder.
You know, get the fire ladder. I'm like, yeah, it's
really not a far jump. That kid can make it
into the shrubs man rubbery. We also have a UNI
one of these two. We ordered one. We'll never ever
use it. I don't even know how it works. It's
a fire blanket. When there's a fire on the stove,
you throw the whole blanket on the on the fire
and it goes out. I don't know how that works, but.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I think the blankets for you, Uh, this goes through
the fire.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
This is, you know what, good question. I should probably
open up that bag and read the instruction.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Are we still stop dropping and rolling?

Speaker 4 (08:51):
I don't know if that works. If that was because
that was a big thing in the eighties. We stop
dropped and rolled, and you would always feel the doorknob.
If the door knob was hot, that was bad news.
Don't open that door. You learned it on Backdraft. Remember
the movie Backdraft? The back Draft, I remember there was
they would they would show you that the videos in
school yesterday, this thing goes off.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I get home, I don't hear it, so it doesn't
go I don't even pay attention to it.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
So I mean, did she was she able to shut
it off?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, So last yesterday it came on and it went
off by itself. So I don't know what's happening. Key,
last time I'm getting into bed, it's eleven thirty. Now
the thing starts going off. I don't even know what takes.
Nothing takes a D battery anymore. So we have no
D batteries in the house, these nutsy batteries.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I get it, and I get it.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Now. I've taken this thing off and it's still chiing.
I still I don't know where it gets its packet wired. Dude,
they get wired in the houses. Now, the same thing
at my house. I have to physically unwire it. Yeah,
you gotta get the wire out.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
And this thing, we'll talk to the other one. So
when it goes off, it wants to send all them.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
You can do it.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Just take one off anymore and Miney'll talk. They go
fire fire. I'm like, just stop already, Mine yells, you
and your kids are going to die. You and your
kids are gonna die. Sorry, I burned chicken. The house
isn't on fire, so listen. I understand the importance of
smoke detectives. I get it, but last night I just
needed to turn it off off just for the night.

(10:14):
I don't want to take it out. I don't want
to throw in the garage. I don't want to dangle it.
I don't want any of that. Okay, I have you
just wanted to turn it off?

Speaker 4 (10:20):
I've done this, uh probably, I want to say years ago,
but I'm pretty sure I did this a couple of
years ago. Where you take a smoke detector off and
it still doesn't stop, and I've just put a pillow over.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
It still beefs. I put them in garages, I put
them in boxes.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
When I do that now, out of sight, out of mind,
I'm never going to put that thing back up.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
It's never gonna do.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I'm gonna say, let's say my house has ten smoke detectors.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Out of the ten, I'm gonna say four missing.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, hopefully they're near where you need them to be
on fire. Yeah, but I brought this up to you yesterday.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Sometimes they're dual smoke detector carbon monox i detectors. You
sure it's not that, yeah, I asked her. I said,
does a smell like carbon monoxide? And she said no,
because you can't smell. Side, I said, well, are the
kids sleeping. She's like, yeah, it's two a. It's two
pm and they're still sleeping.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
But all I wanted was just a switch to say,
you know what, I'm gonna remind you in twelve hour
go to sleep, Joe, you and family go to sleep.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
You get a deep battery tomorrow. I'll remind you in
twelve hours.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Hey, and had to come on and I said, boys, hey,
gotta put a battery in me.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Remember me, dude, I've done this where you know, like
I said, let's say ten or twelve smoke detectors throughout
the house and the beeping starts. Now you're on a
on a hunt to find which one's beeping. It's good
one too, Oh, I've done that before. And then one
I'm like, where's the beeping coming from? It ended up
being in the basement and it was like the last
one I was gonna look for. And you're right, it's

(11:48):
always at like eleven o'clock at night and you're like ready, just.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
To go to sleep.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
We're always sleeping, or the wife wakes you up and
she's like, this thing's beeping.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Got you gotta take it's chirping. You gotta take care
of it.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I gotta find D batteries. Got no D bat Yeah
D battery not nine volts, that's what.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Oh no, you're right, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yes, it's the square ONESLT yeah yeah, yeah yeah man.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
But B batteries are for my flesh light.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
So here's the thing, man, I never remember my parents ever.
First of all, replacing a smoke detector or changing a
battery and a smoke detectorre dude. We had My parents
lived in their house for thirty years. By the time
they moved, the white smoke detector had turned yellow.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
It's sitting up there, ye who works?

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Like when you have those white raisine chairs that like
you know they you have, like you know, the cheap
plastic ones, and eventually, like when they're out outside, they
start to turn yellow.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
That's what this. The plastic get turned yellow like that
and won by the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Man, it goes I have something in the toast, nothing's
even burning.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
I'm like, how do you even know what's happening down here.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
If you talk to a firefighter, they're gonna tell you
it's probably for a safety issue.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
It's a good thing.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Well, I also took I finally took down the fire
extinguisher in my kitchen and I put it under the
sink because I'm like, I'm like, it's really ugly on
the wall and.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Who I don't even know. I don't even know people
know how to use it.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I wouldn't never use it. Yeah, you know why because
you can't. You you can't practice on one because when
you open it up and you practice, that's it.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
So because if something's going to catch fire in my kitchen,
I'm just gonna run.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
It's it.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, you need a fire blanket because I hope it's
a blanket that just catches on more fire.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, and then I can never remember like water, you're
not supposed to do water in oil, right, there's a
bad thing in grease fire and you got to poor
sand on it.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
It's like, yeah, I gotta find sugar or something that
look it's kerosene. This has to be super awkward, dude. Journey.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
There's a lot of drama in the Journey camp. And
I saw him last year and I there was a
lot of drama then, and I'm watching Neil Sean and
Jonathan Kane. You know, the one guy is the guitarist,
the other guys like the keyboardist, and they're like on
separate sides of the stage. They were suing each other
back then. Then they kind of squashed stuff and they're
doing this big Stadium.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Tour right now, right when the wises they were spending
the credit card money.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yes, so it was so here's so that was like,
you know, a couple of years ago. It turns out
Jonathan Kane to get the keyboardist. He claims that Neil
Sean is overspending on the company's credit card.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
So they squashed it.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
They went out on tour, and now they're doing the
Big Stadium tour with def Leppard and Steve Miller and uh. Now,
while they're on tour, Jonathan Kane is suing Neil Shawn again,
saying that he's maxed out the American Express card for
the band, which had a million dollar limit.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Amplifiers. What do you find? Apparently they give a I
believe it's called a pre diem.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
You know, it's it's hey, you know, this is this
is what you get an amount of money to go
book a hotel, and it's on you go book a hotel.
You get fifteen hundred dollars a night. The book a hotel.
This sounds pretty good. You can get like a motel
motel six, right, it's where the Asian kid is staying,
so you can get something nice for like thirty nine

(15:23):
bucks a night. So you get fifteen hundred bucks to
book a room. He's saying that Neil Sean, who is
like ridiculous and wants to be like a super rock star,
is spending ten thousand.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Dollars a night. That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
I mean, listen, I know your journey, you want to
live that journey lifestyle, but that is at what place
do you get for ten thousand dollars a night?

Speaker 4 (15:46):
So yeah, so they've they've maxed out there at their
American Express card. So I would love journey on the
side of the road be like, hey man, can you
just buy some.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Gas because we don't have for our credit card.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I love the fact that we learned that a band
has to have a credit card. I never even thought
about that. I guess they're a company. Like at the
end of the day, that's what they are. So you
need a company credit card?

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Somebody else have you room? You think that right? He's
calling up. He's like that seals it from Journey. Here's
my card number, here's the three days to coach in
the back. Dude. I like that.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Jonathan Kane, he's the he's the he's the cheap one.
He's the guy at the red roof in Yeah. Really
like he's like, I have Domino's in a red roof
in the West Western. Jack White, we know Jack White
from the White Stripes being Jack White. He's going to
release his sixth solo album called No Name. It's gonna
be today actually comes out, and I believe if I'm

(16:41):
reading this right, it's gonna be free.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
He's doing it as part of Record.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Store Day, so, uh, he's going to produce its actual
vinyl record and uh, he's gonna be doing a big giveaway.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
H He has these stores called the Third.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Man Store where he's gonna be giving away stuff for
Record Store Day. That's gonna be uh today, right? Is
that is Record Store Day today?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
I don't know what's on my calendarriving checks yet. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
The fact that people still buy records is shocking to me,
but it's cool.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I love records.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
See, if you're an artist like bon Jobs coming out
with new music, if you just throw it out there,
Hey it's free, ye just come take it.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Then I get it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
I guess it's just gonna be on that one day.
Uh So, and if he's gonna have different editions of it,
there's gonna be a blue vinyl edition.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
So that's that's all going down today. I guess I
don't think it helps record stores. Though there aren't records stores.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
There's there's one in the mall, and I do love it.
It's called the Rock Shop in the Hamilton Mall.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
I t shirt. Dude. I go there and they have
a great like dollar bin and man, I'll go, I'll
go pick up records I got. I got a record
player in my house. I'll spin that.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, I gotta put my ear to it. Ozzy Osbourne,
I didn't even know. I didn't know this. You know
Ozzy Osbourne had a beef with Britney Spears, Yes I did.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
So.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Ozzy has a podcast now, so since he can't tour.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
And you know he's all beat up, I guess they
drag him onto this podcast set and the whole family.
It's an Osbourne family podcast. So Ozzy the other couple
of weeks ago, I guess he just said that he's
fed up with seeing Britney Spears dance on YouTube and
Instagram and all the social media platforms.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
What's he doing watching that? Because he's Ozzy, what else
he gonna do? So so then I'm dancing. Maybe she's
standing still, but he's shaken.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
So he said, I'm fed up to seeing poor old
Britney Spears dancing on YouTube every f and day. It's set,
very very set.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
It.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
So then Britney fired back and said, I'm gonna tell you,
tell the Osbourne family who's the most boring family knowing
the mankind to f all?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Wow? All right?

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Then she deletes her social media after that, and then
the kids step in.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I see some sexual tension here. Can they just sleep
together and get it over with Jack?

Speaker 4 (18:59):
And what's the girl's name that she she had a
couple of hits, Kelly, Kelly, Jack and Kelly Osbourne. They
step in on the next episode of the podcast and
they said, we owe Brittany an apology. So Ozzie said,
I'm sorry for making that comment. However, it would be
better if you didn't do the same eff and dance

(19:20):
every day.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Change a few movements.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
I love Britney Spears, but it's the same dance every day.
So it's not that he's against Brittany, he's against her dance.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Move do something different. Yes, oh that's coming from the
Prince of Darkness. XL South Jersey's rock station. Did you
have a tea time? Two pm? Yesterday?

Speaker 3 (19:48):
All right? What do you think you had? Blood work done?
Two pm is when my eleven year old got up.
That's nice, man. He's like a teenager, this kid.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
So I'm so we're having an issue with him. He
thinks it's extremely cool to try and stay up all night. Okay,
it is, but yeah, right, and he's not. It's not
like he's running the streets doing anything dangerous. He stays
up and he plays video games.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
You're listening to, buddy. It is cool, it is.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
So that's when he thinks it's super cool. So you know,
and the problem is it doesn't get policed because I
go to bed early, like a child at eight thirty. Right,
my wife she does this thing man, where when my
wife shuts off, she shuts the door to our bedroom
and like the world does not exist outside those doors.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
I'll figure it out, right.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
So, so now the little guy has kind of free
reign this morning. So yesterday he sleeps till two forty five. Okay,
So now, dude, here's the thing. His dinner is his
breakfast at this point. So I made pizza last night.
That's what he had for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
And you gotta break that schedule because now of five,
he's he's gonna be what He's wide awake until two
or three in the morning.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Now he's five this.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Morning, he's up at three am. When I get it,
I love right, yeah, And I'm like, dude, you gotta go,
you gotta get some sleep. He's he's laying in bed
playing on his phone. He has a we have a
cookie jar that sits in our kitchen. He brought it
to his room. Oh now he's just laying in bed

(21:32):
with a jar of cookies, playing on his phone.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Now I play Devil's Advocate and he is getting sleep, bro,
And if you would stop bothering, he's going to pass
out around four in the morning. He sleeps until two.
He's getting plenty of sleep. It's just when is he
getting to sleep during the day when life is beginning.
I'm like, this is like, this is ridiculous. Like there's
times during the day I want to go check up
all on him to make sure he's breathing bother I'm like, dude,

(21:57):
you still yesterday it was hot out man, and the
upstairs of our house can get it can cook a
little bit. So it was like seventy eight degrees right,
Like I had the air conditioner on seventy three, but
it couldn't catch up. It was like seventy eight degrees
upstairs yesterday. He's just sleeping in that.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah. I was like, that's gotta be uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yes. See, kids me, especially in my home, like kids
need they need a bedtime, like cause my kids will
stay up. They will, they'll have friends spend a night,
or if we're out in the bag having a fire
and neighbors over, they'll stay up to eleven thirty twelve.
And listen, man, they're a hyper and they're they're they're
ready to go. But like my wife, she won't let
it go. She still goes in there, like talks to
him before they go to sleep, and we have like

(22:36):
an about bedtime. But you know, it's it's every night.
She has to do those things.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
That's the thing. And that's so.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
And my wife gives him a little bit more responsibility
of she'll just go and say all right, it's time
to go to bed or this, like, hey, I'm going
to bed. You need to be in bed by ten,
ten thirty whatever. It's summer, right, And I'm like, that
doesn't work because he just ignores it. Yeah, he just
ignores it because he knows that we're asleep. So now
he's just he's just running rampant throughout the house all

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night long.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
My well, my wife is there. It's like, okay, school nights,
it's eight thirty nine, they're in bed. My wife's there,
like last night she fell asleep and in the chair.
They're watching a movie till eleven o'clock and I'm going
to bed. But when she's out of town, man, it's
lights out, like seven forty five.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
They must hate it. It's like military. I'm like, it's
time to go to bed. The sun's still up there.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
My my my friends are playing outside in the ship.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
It doesn't matter. It has to go to bed. Yeah,
it's uh.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
And he's got a rude wake up call coming because
he now his bus would get there at eight thirty
right in elementary school, and now he's going to middle school.
I think his bus is like seven fifteen or seven twenty.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yes, start to dial that back. Oh yeah, that's why
I told my wife like you got you gotta break
this habit, man, like you gotta do it now.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I was like you gotta yeah, And I said, you
gotta do this. Like I'm sleeping, I gotta get up
for work.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
So it doesn't work if I'm getting up for work
and he's still not sleep and.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Little by little like today you let them sleep till
two fifteen, and then Monday you let them sleep till
like one thirty.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Then you're about school time. I'll do that.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
I'll go and grab them and go, dude up now,
time to get up. And my wife's like, let them sleep,
let them let you gotta let them sleep. I'm like, no,
get up, Like it's you get up.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
You're the sergeant from Full Metal Jacket taking the bed.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
I'm smacking with bars are soap?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
This suck.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Look I got a pair of tickets or no, actually,
one hundred bucks the Ocean in Atlantic City. If you
want to go to Ocean in Atlantic City and we'll
give you one hundred bucks. I mean that sounds pretty cool,
right really? Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
seven six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and
seven six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
What he's thinking right now?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I don't want one hundred dollars to ocean Nobody listenings
thinking I'm not gonna call for that.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Prize one hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
And I think there's tickets too to like a great
review show called trans Am.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Take me with you, I'll go. You need a plus one?
I'm in, Yeah, I'm in.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven
one hundred bucks to Ocean over in Atlantic City.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
This is Tom. Why the guys really gonna go if
I fight him? No, Tom, we're joking Tom or Frank
or Jim or whoever you are.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
I'll be duct taping your trunk. Six zero nine six
seven seven people, I'm about to go. Seven.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
If you want one hundred bucks to Ocean, dial up
six zero nine six seven, seven hundred and seven we
get back.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
We'll do some headlines.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Show, UH thirty people Last night thirty people last night.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Thirty people last night? What did I do?

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Where are Thirty people last night were arrested in Stone
Harbor for selling weed. Well, Booze Cruise was in sea Isle,
but no, so thirty people on a Booze cruise not
on the Booze cruise. So thirty people in Seaile did something.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
This has to be tough for kids now because I
was able to pull this off and it was terrible.
But I don't think with the technology now and kids
not being as slick as they were. Yep, thirty people
didn't get on the Booze cruise because they had fake IDs.
Thirty I don't get man. Growing up, I had a

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fake ID ID A.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
You gotta be careful where you You got to know
how to use it.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
You got it unless you're getting the legit ID. And
those are the people that got in the bars underage
is They took an actual license from a friend who
was old older of age, went to the DMV, got
the picture and got it all done. Other than that, man,
I don't know how you. I don't know how you
get through it. I got so I got a fake

(26:56):
id's are still going strong. Actually yesterday it's funny, you
bring this up my daughter who's gonna be a sophomore
in college. She actually said to me, she goes, hey,
be on the lookout.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
In the mail. I got a fake ID being mailed
to me.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Is it through DMV? I was like, okay, yeah, how's
that go down? He should be the kid in the bedroom?
Well here, So this worked for me. So I went
to school in the University of Tennessee. I there was
a kid that we knew. Somehow his mom got a
hold of a DMV camera. Now we're talking right, So
he painted the back of his door the color blue

(27:29):
like they do in the backdrop in the DMV. Okay,
and you would go over there and he would take
a picture. This is pre scanning. He would take a picture,
he would do up you know, the ID. It was
completely false. There was nothing real about it other than
the picture looked identical to a DMV picture. The numbers
were all off and everything. But if you were in
another state, they don't know what New Jersey's license look like.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Maybe used as long as I used it in another
state like Tennessee, it was cool. But yeah, like I
know people who you know, they would get their sister
to go to the DMV. Yeah, and they would pretend
to be like an older sister, an older sibling. I
remember I had a real fake ID from Pennsylvania. Kevin
Koyn was the kid's name. But he was five to five, okay,

(28:17):
so he looked like you, So you were able to.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Pull it off. He looked like me.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
But the problem is I'm six feet and he was
five five, so it was real. I had it all memorized, right,
but I would have to kind of like bend down
because I have five inches on the kid. Like the
the guy that you know, remember he would get a
food stampson and sell the foodstamps to his parents. That

(28:41):
guy he made us fake IDs. It was it was
a somehow he printed off in small like he changed
one number and he took like a clear piece of
whatever he printed on. Yeah, then he put that over
top of your license so like the seventy four would
look like I don't know something like I was able
to pull it off, like I actual she got in.
One of our buddies had the same thing, got pulled

(29:02):
over by a cop and got away with it. But
the technology now now it's all swiping now, so you
got to be real careful because they can just swipe
and everything comes up. So you don't have that swipe mechanism.
You know, balancers every now and then will still be
just I, you know, eyeing it up. But you know,
you gotta you gotta be careful. I was stupid, man,
I went and that idea I had in Tennessee. I

(29:25):
went home to Jersey one summer and I got drunk and.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
My bodies look get booze.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
I went to a place called Cherrywood right about and
uh and uh, and I want to buy a bottle
of Yaeger. Take it go, guy, easy goes. I can
call the cops or I can take your ID. You
pick at the cherry Wood.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
At cherry Wood, I think I could walk in here
when I was twelve and get alcohol, would still.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Kick it probably is.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, here's the thing, man, this is and listen, I
give it to Captain Bob. You are not getting on
a food's cruise is do have that? This this fake
I d and he pinned it out and he was
prepping before he's showing me. Man with this black light.
If you go over top, there's there's like lines in
the head, there's the eyes light up.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Man, it's hard to get through man thirty.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Out hell, even like older people, they'll be like, I
forgot my ID. He's like, you better call someone if
you can show me a picture of it, Like I
need something.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
He Captain Bob. I gotta give him. He is.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
He is hard when it gets to get on that boat.
He's hard on you.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Well. Even at Little Scott where I play on Saturday nights,
it's after ten.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
I get in there. It's me and my cousin. We're older.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I mean, damn, I'm fifty. He's in his late forties.
Even he asked him Friday and they almost didn't let
him in. Like it's a thing where if you don't
have ID, you're not getting into the place. But even
if you got fake ID, man Bob will get you thirty.
I'm looking up, I like, where is everybody? We had
a full boat. It was supposed to.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Be so saying you were all proud last night. Yesterday
you were like it's sold out, blah blah blah. Like
we didn't even give away tickets because it was sold
out and it was a thirty.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
People under thirty people bounced out. That's what I bring.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I just imagine like a seven year old walking like here, Bob,
that's why our eighteen to forty nine numbers are through
the roof on this show. Well, good for you, kids,
But yeah, man, any like real legit establishment anymore is
gonna catch that. Well he's asking too, is like what's
your zip code? And the girl that know her zip code,
when's your What year were you born or when's your birthday?

(31:21):
And she said the wrong year. You gotta know your
information to kids.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
We would study it.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
We would be we would have our shorehouse and we'd
study our IDs man, and we know it frontwards and
backwards because we knew a bouncer would throw a question
at us. Yeah, hey man, what's the number? What's the
number house you live at? Well come twelve?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ye know the address? Stupid. Look we
get back. We're gonna do a thing called track all right.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Oh love trash anything thirty on anything racket rock or roughing.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Frash.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
There's some trash for youse. Tom Cruise is a real
show off. So apparently the end the Olympics, he's reportedly
planning a major stunt. Now he's now known as like
he does his own stunts on those mission impossible movies.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
He's the white.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Jackie Chan So yeah, so Tom Cruise is gonna plan
a major stunt to end the Paris Olympics at the
closing ceremony.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Like Mission Impossible five.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Yeah, like jump out of a plane or something, you know,
you ricochet down a building, fly an airplane and I
love that.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Listen. I'm ready for Top Gun three, man. I thought
Top Gun two was fantastic.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Uh, Flavor Flavor.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
I don't know where Flavor Flap's getting the money from,
but apparently, you know, he he flew like an entire
Olympic team to the Paris, Like it was like the
fencing team or the swim team or the polo team
some so they could they could they they could actually
take part in the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Now he's paying the rent for some of these Olympias. Wow.
Where did Flavor flav get money? I don't know? Yeah, wow, Yeah,
how's Chuck d doing.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
I don't think he's got flight with flame money. Kendall Jenner,
you know you're rich when this is the story that
comes out about your life. Kendall Jenner. She's part of
the Kardashians. Her dad was Bruce and now Caitlin and
so she's a model, very successful model, and but like
you always want to have that, like I have a

(33:36):
I have a dark past too. So she said, while
she was in the height of her modeling, she'd get
back to our hotel and it was very lonely and
it was a dark place.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Oh my god, of course it was. So you know
how she fixed it.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
They left the light on for her by taking a shower,
and she could like you know, like that's like you
have a privileged life. When your life complains is I'm
making a ton of money, I'm going back to my hotel,
I'm lonely, and I have to just get in the
shower and I'll fix it.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
And then she's fine. And then she's fine. A light
she's really his bottom.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
If I remember correctly, you said you contemplated pushing your
dad off a roof once.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Yeah. Sure, yeah, Like that's a story. It's a hard one. Yeah,
it's a story.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Right, Like there's a kid out there who's who you know,
who's mom? You know, it's a crack like a look
at the Hawk two girl. Her mom's a crackhead. She
hasn't talked to her mom in years.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Right, that's a story like I know a guy that
was on drugs who was going number two and a
five gallon bucket.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
That's a pretty big deal.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
That is that.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
It's a story. That's a story.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Kendall Jenner got a little sad, so she would take
a shower to make herself feel.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Better, feeling she didn't know where the light switches went.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Dude, it's amazing when you watch these guys break up
with super hot chicks and it really goes back to
doesn't matter how hot they are, there's still painsy assure.
Right last about a week, Holly Berry is filing court
documents because her ex husband is not going to cope
parenting therapy for the summer. Yeah, dude, the guy's like, yeah,

(35:10):
I'm not doing that summertime. Man waste money or he
wants to enjoy the summer.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Okay, that's what I want to do all I want
to go to therapy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Now I want to play volleyball, right, want you to
pay me a lot of money in our divorce and
go play volleyball.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Guy's playing pickleball. It's a new hot thing right now.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
You know what I saw yesterday or the day before.
Do you remember the name Kevin fetter Line. Yes, yeah,
Britney spears his ex husband. I think he's doing great,
is it okay? He is until next month, so she
pays him like two hundred and fifty thousand dollars a
month in child support. Right, and he's living in Hawaii,

(35:48):
loving life.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Well. Next month, the last kid turns eighteen. YEA hope
he saved the little don't you. Oh, Kevin fetter Line
did something with that money. Yeah, it just didn't waste
it all away.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Reyese Weatherspoon, she's out there dating. She was spotted at
a restaurant with a quote friend. I forgot she's singled
now Reee Weatherspoon. Mister Beast. We talked about him. Our
kids had watched mister Beast on YouTube. Uh, he's in
some trouble. They found some videos when he first started
on YouTube, some dicey language. Nothing crazy, but dicey language.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
And now he's like he's more like a kid thing.
Now he's not, you know, he's not like a crazy YouTuber.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Also, he's having some issues because somebody on a show.
I believe they were digging up some stuff and he
may have had some contact with children in an inappropriate
manner come on, man. So so he did admit to
his past of inappropriate language on YouTube, She's like, yeah, man, like,
I don't know. He was a kid, Like, I don't think.
I think the guy's only like twenty five years old

(36:51):
years old.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
My kid just took a picture.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
He hadn't have a shirt on, and he said it
was take a picture with you said it to mister bean.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
You remember the Captain Noah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Right, and you would send your picture to good old
Captain Noah, send today, send right away. Uh, that's what
mister Beest does. But it's send a picture with your
shirt on, mister. And uh, it looks like Michael Jordan's
son is finally over Scottie Pippens's wife.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
They apparently have moved on from each.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Other, but he can't be friends with Scotty anymore, right, Well, well,
so that's gotta be tough. If Scotty and Michael have dinner.
Let's say, and now Michael, Michael's son is dating.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Scotty's ex wife. Yeah, it's weird. It's gotta be. If
you're Jordan, You're like, oh, sorry, man, I want what
do you want me to say? Dude?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I'm hope he rebounds. Dennis Rodman. Now he's in the picture.
Just go right down the teeth, Horace Grant, give me
all of them. She's just she What if she just sleeps?

Speaker 4 (37:55):
What if Scotty Pippins ex wife sleeps with all the
children of the ninety three through nineteen ninety eight Chicago Bulls.
That would be fantastic. There you go, some trash for it.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
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Speaker 1 (38:12):
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Speaker 3 (38:16):
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Speaker 3 (38:23):
We're gonna wrap up.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Actually, we have a closed sign in the window, so
once we'll get done with you. We just turned the
closed sign and we shut the door. We're gonna go
home after this. Yeah, it's a It's one thousand minutes
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Speaker 3 (38:35):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Start Friday? Karen?

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Karen?

Speaker 4 (38:39):
All right, Karen, you are going to Ocean and we're
giving you one hundred bucks and you're also getting a
four packet tickets for Super trans Am, a great review
show if you love the music rock music of the seventies.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
All right, awesome, thank you. Kids are using the word Karen.
Now at my wife, your.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Wife, Karen.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah, she'll tell him to do something that they should
be doing, like finish your food, put your plate away,
and they're like, okay, Karen. I'm like, oh, okay, hey, hey, Karen,
can are you a parent? Karen?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I am okay.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
So my little guy's eleven, and I can hear them.
I can hear him in his room playing video games.
He's by himself, nobody else around, but he's dropping the
F bomb at the video games.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Who so, Karen?

Speaker 4 (39:26):
What do I do? Do I let it go? Or
do I yell at him for language.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Word?

Speaker 3 (39:32):
She's a better fudge? Fudge? Yeah too much.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
I remember when I got my mouth washed out with
a bar soap. I remember exactly where I was. I
was like four years old when we lived in Chester.
I remember the bathroom and everything about it. I got
a bar soap my mouth for cursing. Yeah, you're like
a Christmas story with life boy soap. Exactly what happened.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
That's what it is. And so shut up to my mother, Karen,
what were you thinking? We don't use We don't shut up.
We try not to do. We try not to use
stupid in my house. What I think?

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Shut up to a parent is worse than him yelling
the F word at a video game.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Yeah, I'll say that. Now, how old were you, Karen?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (40:18):
I think I was like six or seven. Oh, you
said shut up, mom? Yo, your mom does not. My
eleven year old tells my wife.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
He says shut up and then calls her the S word,
And I said, oh damn, did you use the sea word.
That's a whole it's a whole different game, right there.
Come on, man, you can't do that. Yo.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Who see you next Thursday? Yeah? Yeah, but it is.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
It's funny to hear little kid's curse and to me,
he's still a little kid.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
In the it's just funny.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
In the car, my wife says the F word and
my little guy, my seven year old, says, mom, you
can't say but he says the word, says the actual Well,
I'm like, well, you really can't say it, even if
you're saying she can't say it.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
So I got the text the other day my oldest right,
her little guy's three, and she's like, he's his favorite
word now is the F word and everyone has to
stop using it around him. And I was like, one,
that's not gonna happen and it's not gonna happen. And
she's like, he's gonna get kicked out of prescore.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah, doesn't use it in the rite context, like he
just put on a hits his foot on a chair
or something.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Is that Nandy drops it.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
It's just funny to me to hear like a three
year old say the F word. That's hilarious, I know,
but all right, that's a guy. Well, Karen, you are
going to Ocean. You got one hundred bucks and you're
gonna see Super trans Am, an awesome rock review show
of the music of the seventies.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
No, my kids cursed, I get it. They curse the school.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I'm like this, man, just don't do it around the house.
Don't do it to your I think it's funny. I
flip them the finger now, But those are things that
I do with them that my wife can't see.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
I don't wander seeing leir is dead.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
I can remember my mom having the conversation, probably about
ten to eleven, and she's like, I heard you and
your friends.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
You were cursing. She goes, I don't care. Just don't
do it around adults. Don't do it in school.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
With teachers around, but if you're with your friends, it's okay.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
And I was like, yes, because my mom cursed like
a sailor. Angry Italian woman curse like a nutball. We
stopped caring in my house. And I'm proud of this.
My my wife is worse than I am. Well, dude,
I'll say to my I'll say to my little guy, yeah,
you know, stop effing doing that. Like I'll say that

(42:38):
yelling at him. I'm like, what the eff are you doing?
I learned by watching you, dad? What did I drop
the other day? I gotta be careful because I don't
want to insult anybody. My wife's grandmother was at the
kitchen table at her parents' house and I said, uh.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Jay, you know you know Jay? You know Jay who
was a carpenter. Okaya, Jay who was a carpenter. And
then I said the F word, and then I said
his last name really got right? Was his last name?
Or his name? Gotcha?

Speaker 4 (43:15):
So so so Jay who was a car that was
in his middle name though F and and then and
then uh it rhymes with wrist and uh.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
She uh she got really she got? You got really angry?
Don't you know? If I can. I guess I could
say this. I used jerk off a lot.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
My wife loves man. Yeah, that's my jerk off is
my favorite. My wife's favorite line. Even to the point
where when someone hits the reject button on the phone
when they call you, right, they hit the hang up button,
she calls it the jerk off butt off button. Yeah,
she goes, I can't believe they just hit the jerk
off button on me. Look, we we get back, we'll

(43:53):
do some headlines.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
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Speaker 3 (44:03):
W Did we get yelled at as always was?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Now? Nah? Sometimes I like to mix it up. Okay,
that's the same thing over and over again. Sometimes I
call it the AM show. But then they said, don't
do that because you'll confuse people that were on AM radio.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
But we're not on AM.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
You know, they were gonna get rid of AM radio,
and and there's a big fight not to get rid
of it, because if you talk to anyone under the
age of like thirty, they don't they don't have a
clue what AM radio is, which is it's kind of sad,
but I get it.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I think we need it for like a case of
an emergency. Right, they're gonna go in the AM band
and that's how we figure out the world.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
It's gonna end.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Oh yeah, Oh, I'm just gonna stream Hulu. I'll be honest, man,
I don't even listen to the radio anymore. I stream
the station on the app. It's all the app.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
It's clear. It's clear as can be on the app.

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It's the iHeart Radio. Ass it's just iHeartRadio app. You
go to w z XL. The best app ever it is.

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It's the greatest. It actually was voted that, yeah, worldwide,
it's the best app ever.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Uh So, I don't know if I'm in trouble or not,
or my wife is angry at me.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Now stick with me on this one.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
So my wife she calls me yesterday and she's like, hey,
I got a babysit some some some nieces.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Right.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
It was her cousin and her husband's birthday. So they
went out for dinner, and so she's like, hey, I'm
gonna I'm gonna babysit the kids for them. Okay, fine,
So she goes, I probably won't be home till late.
So it's fine. So it's just me and the little guy. Right,
So I fall asleep on the couch. Little guys up
playing video games. She gets home about midnight.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
I don't think she lives at the house anymore. This
wife is yours.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
It's really it's it's it's it's it's really the greatest.
By the way, this weekend she's making a big deal.
She's like, she's staying home.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
This weekend. She goes she we call it her short house.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
She goes to her parents house, which which is you're
right down the street from a stone harbor, and so
she calls it shorehouse. And every weekend almost this summer
she's gone down to her parents' house and that's where
she was babysitting. So I said, I said, all right, baby,
you know, go go babysit, do your thing.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
And uh.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
And so I fall asleep on the couch. She gets
home a little before midnight. I'm guessing because I was sleeping.
Door opens, I gotta pop up, and I'm like, hey,
how did everything go?

Speaker 3 (46:21):
You know?

Speaker 4 (46:22):
The baby's good, and she kind of had an attitude.
Then she throws like the kitchen light on, which kind
of like is like ooh, like a lot of light.
I was sleeping right, and then so then she she
kind of gave me more attitude. And then I said,
did I do something wrong? And she goes, no, No,
you did not do anything wrong. I'm just going up

(46:44):
to bed. So I'm like, what like? And now in
my head for the rest of the night, I'm trying
to figure out did I do something? But what could
I have possibly done? You were just sleeping, so I
was sleeping on the couch. I don't know what I
possibly could have done to get her angry at me.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
If you keep asking her and you didn't do anything,
now you're gonna piss her off as stop asking me
if you did.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
And I said no or was I kind of in
like a haze where I like, maybe I thought more
of it than it was and she just kind of
was tired because it was late and she had to
get to bed. But I'm like, man like, I I
don't know I was. I'm like, man like, what like?
And now you go through like a guy does, Like
I'm going through my head of all the things I
did that day, and I'm.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Like, what could she be mad at me?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
The only thing I get not not upset, not angry,
but like frustrated at with my wife, and I don't
say like she's say something wrong. I say no, But
it's when I get sangry, and that's not having sex
in a while, and I get angry. But what I
do is I just it's short answers something, how would
you dad?

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Kiss on the cheek, and then I finally will pull
this move. I'll say, hey, listen, I know it's the
first of the month coming up. I'll have the rent
do and she then now now I'm calling her my roommate,
and now her roommate. We're not having sex, splitting the bills.
And then she's like, okay, that's what it is. We
have and had sex, and like, I don't know three days,
you know, that's when I start to get to sangree.
That's the only time I won't really tell her, but

(48:08):
she knows my mood. That's the only time other than
that I think I wonder to know. I'm like, and
I tiptoe around. I'm like, hey, well you know this
is this or you said this. I wasn't too happy
with that, but I was sleeping. Yeah what did I
do in my sleep?

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:22):
So I wish she mad. I slept I fell a
sip on the couch. So now maybe she was jealous
that you were sleeping. She was babysitting a bunch of
little rug racks.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Yeah, so so you volunteered so many exactly. So now
the wheels are spinning into my head. I'm now up
since like one am, and I'm like, huh, So I
go upstairs right because I stayed on the couch because
I'm like, oh, I'm staying away. So I stay on
the couch right, and I go upstairs and I get
ready to come here, and I always give her, you know,

(48:50):
big old kiss, big goes smooch before.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I had the work. So I go, I'm kissing her
and she kind of wakes up and she's sweep to
me right, and she's like she she kind of you know,
gets up and she's being real sweet, and I'm like,
what what's going on? It's all over.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
She's going, what what happened over these last couple hours?
So I don't know. I don't know what I'm walking
into when I get home today.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
She probably realized she treated you a little unfairly. I'll
play on your side on fairly, and she woke you
up in the middle of the night. Thank you for that.
You got a show to put on the next day.
Her keys are very loud. You know they're not they
make them loud, just like their feet stop. And just
like the door doesn't have to be swung over, the
lights don't need to be thrown on.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
It's like a football field. And we have those high
hats in our kitchen. It's like it.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
I mean, it looks like an interrogation room. When you
turn these lights on, you gets so bright and I'm like, oh,
this is awful.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
You can't sleep that. I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
I gotta fall back and sleep on the couch. Look,
we get back. What do a thing called?

Speaker 3 (49:50):
You think you have a bad.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
You think you got it bad.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I like this guy, Elon Musk. He's a nutball. Like
he's a genius, but he's a nutball.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
You know.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
He bought Twitter and uh and I guess.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
He put up some type of AI thing with Kamala
Harris and so people were kind of snapping back at
him and saying like that's fake, and so his response
was fake these nuts.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yeah, it's all fake. Yes, that's it. It's it's like
a child man. Well, now he wants the he want.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
He wants to fight people like he wanted to fight
Zuckerberg right from Facebook. So he's now talking about another fight.
He wants to fight the president of Venezuela for the country,
Musk and the president, Nicholas Maduro, got into a verbal
pissing contest during their exchange. Maduro accused Musk of wanting
to invade with his space rockets and declared war on him. Eventually,

(50:54):
those words intensified to a point where a challenge of
a fight was thrown down, which would theoret be televised nationally.
This is how more things should gets settled, you know, like, look,
how great would it be pay per view? Right, Biden
versus putin there? You got boxing match?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Right, we do those rules like Jake Paul has. Let's
see here, I think you should know better.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
We're now officially clueless when it comes to being taurists.
Per so people with their phones. They took it out
and filmed it in Florence, Italy. Right, your book of
vacation in beautiful Florence, Italy. Right, you're going You're seeing
all the great stuff, great food, you know, So now
you're just you're bouncing around Italy beautiful, apparently a female tourist,

(51:42):
and you know she's not hot.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
This is the problem. You know she's not hot.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
She jumped in one of the fountains topless and started
bathing herself.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Now we're talking so now Italy kids, Italy is trying.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
They're putting up signs saying like we this type of
behavior has gotten out of control, like you should know
better than go and and and do this. Now, unless
she was like one of these like crazy YouTubers and
she is hot, that would be cool.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Nobody wants to see. It's not really nice about those fountains.
I don't think, John, and hold on, I think I
got the video. Let me see here, sit to a commercial.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Maybe she is. We don't know, we don't know. You're
right about that. Let me see. Let's see what she
what this what this girl looks like? I mean, you
had that big Italian nose. Italians have big noses. That's big.
Is that a thing? That's a that's a thing.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
I didn't know that, Uh Gonzo, she's was gonz O
from the Muppets Italian?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
He was Italian? Did not know that his name ends
in a what now? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Why am I not seeing this.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Come on, come on, lady, I mean, I guess she's
topless Fountain seven and a half. It's not terrible, not terrible.
I'm taking a second look. Yeah, sure, let's see here.
Come on, man, you're at a funeral. One hundred person
brawl broke out at a funeral home. This was in
New York during a visitation at Mara's funeral home in Cohos,

(53:18):
New York, and massive brawl broke out and all having
more than one hundred people, multiple police agencies had to
be dispatched to get things under control. Seven on the
participants ended up being arrested. And this all went down
the day before the actual funeral, which had to be
postponed because of what happened at the viewing the night before.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Is that where the girlfriend shows up and the wife's
there too.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
You hear those stories now, I've actually heard that story
a lot where fights.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Break out in funerals.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Yeah, because of stuff like that, right, like or money,
stuff like the will gets read and it's like, you know,
I thought I was O this and I didn't get that.
So and then people are drinking. You know, well, Irish
people are great. They used to pick up the body
and dance with it.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Now.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I like that. Yeah, now that's fun. There you go.
Those people, they haven't been you not so much.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
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Speaker 3 (54:11):
Do you use TikTok or what do you use TikTok?
What do you use Twitter? I'm a big Twitter guy.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Yeah, I always forget about TikTok. Instagram a little bit.
Facebook has just become nothing but ads. Yeah yeah, so
like I really stay off Facebook, but uh yeah, Twitter
I do for my news.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
That's where I get all my news from his Twitter.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I don't know if it's my Instagram or my TikTok.
I like you, I like both of them because I'll
just get like these.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
When you click on something you're interested in, then it
keeps giving you the same thing.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
The algorithm, Yeah, it's the algorithm. I like it.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
But I got caught up in this and we talked
about it a couple of weeks ago. I guess it
was a video. I think it was like a kid
or something, and he had no arms and no legs
and he was like rolling around or something. So I'm
looking at this thing I'm not interested in it, but
it's like a car wreck. You're like, Okay, what's going
on here? I guess this algorithm. Algorithm, this algorithm has

(55:04):
me now videos with people without limbs. Yeah, I got
I somehow got to recept this. I don't even know
how to do it. I don't know if I have
to click on something, so.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
You have to start searching for others, other things, other
things and kind of erase that from it. Remember I
told you a couple of weeks ago, all of a sudden,
all the videos on my social media pages were people
cleaning the hoofs of horses.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Okay, because you must have looked at the video and
looked at it for the extended.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Period of time, and they're crazy videos to watch. I
was like, why is this happening now? And then for
a while it was Sylvester Stallone's daughters. It was that's
not a bit when I take that over this one.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
It was just weird. It was all it would be
was Sevester Sloane's daughter. I don't know this.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
This video popped up and I clicked off it quick
because now I know if I stay on it, they
think I like it. It was like a it was
like a dog attacking another dog was off and I
didn't want to see that.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
But now these videos.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
It's one was like a guy with like not really arms,
but he was trying to pick up an egg without
breaking it.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
That's kind of neat. The other was a game.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
The other was a girl on a helmet and she
had no arms and a guy's throwing her a football.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
And it's like it, dude, it was in on the joke. Yeah,
I guess she's in on the joke, but I don't want.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
I wish there was a reset button, and we got
a reset button on his thing, so I can never
ever see these things again.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
That happened on my YouTube page. So when my little
guy got old enough to start like going on his
own on like YouTube and like on the TV and stuff, yeah,
I had this YouTube channel that was awesome. Everything was
all based on what I liked. So the whole algorithm
was stuff that I like. Okay, he starts going on

(56:45):
mister beast, you know, all this stuff on my page.
So then all my page was was minecraft videos, mister bees,
you know, kids jumping in the pools filled with skittles. Like,
that's all my page was. So I finally said to them.
I said, dude, I gotta make you. I'm giving you
your own page because you have ruined my you have

(57:06):
ruined my algorithm.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Yeah. Some I like, some I don't. I could I
could do without the no limb thing.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Yeah, well, you know the ones that really keep popping
up for me and we really can't talk about them.
Uh oh the cooking ones. Yeah, oh the cookie ones.
Yeah yeah, where they're cooking. And you get a lot
of cruise ship fights too.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
I get a lot of.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Fight videos because I like to send them to you guys,
A lot of fights. Yeah, anytime somebody's like fighting in
the street or on a cruise ship or at a bar.
Fast food restaurants are my favorites.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
You know what I'm getting too? And I like these.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
It's the I didn't make the Olympic team, but it's
someone with an epic fail, Like they're jumping off the
diving board and they slip and hit their head and
it's like, shocking, didn't make the Olympic team.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
God, we've gotten Tomas society.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Yeah, we really really Yeah, yeah, that's what we are
chining to just feed it to us, and we're just
taking it all in.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
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Speaker 1 (58:01):
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Speaker 3 (58:11):
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bring on the rind.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Right, stop your shot, stop your side well to be
happy to where you smiling.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Let's just smiling. Keep on smiling. I'm smiling.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Rocking out.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
I know you guys are all my love.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Took me guys on my way to work. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Yeah, warming up ship and I'm like, I'm about there.
We're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot to the best.
How you doing yeah? Keep me laughing, man, you guys
are great. Good morning guys, Hilaria.

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At oh God, is it my radio or are you
only broadcasting in MANA?

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