MONDAY 8-5-24

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
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of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about the rest on this show,

(00:41):
isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Man?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
What's happening? Happy Monday? How were you? How was your
weekend to trash Day?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
I take my trash out. Yeah, I don't forget man,
it was maggots on it.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
I had maggots too, Man, what's up with that? They
were kind of in the bottom of the trash can
holes in the bottom, so the water one's out there. Yeah,
And I have a bunch of grass clippings. And then
last time I did that was too heavy. And the
guy I'm watching, a guy in the truck. It slips
through the claw and then goes in the truck. I'm like, well,
what do we do now? Mine's pretty heavy too.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I don't know if I'm yeah, I don't, And I
don't know why it's heavy. I don't think I overdid
it with something. But yeah, well my wife looks.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
In the recyclable can because im wheeling them out yesterday.
He's like, oh, this isn't recyclable. I was like, listen, honey,
I was like, slow your roll. It's like I need
I need the room in the trash can for the
grass clipping. So I took the bags out of that
and put.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Into the trash.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Goes to the same place.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Anyway, it should be big dump. Man, it would be
a telltale sign that I don't recycle because it's recycled
day and I don't have my recycling can out. Everything's
just in the trash can.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
And I had two trash can somehow I got oh,
I know what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
One guy his life was real and him and his
wife split. So as soon as they moved out of
the house, I went and dug up a I went
and dug up. They had a nice, nice tree in
their front yard, like a little tree, So I dug
that up. And then I took their trash can. So
I had too, and it was nice and it never
broke my balls about it. And then I lost one
in the trash truck, and now I got one. Yeah,
so I had two.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Having two trash cans, those big stupid trash cans are awesome.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
And then our town switched it went from.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Like like the township to I think the ac Ua.
So they came in one day like a military organization
and swept up all the old trash can. Oh my god,
and then it gave us a new one. So they
took my two and just replaced it with one.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
They're just going door to door with guns, just kicking
in the door one. And they were smart.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
They did it right after trash pickups, so everyone's trash
cans were out on the street and they just swept
them up.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Well what do they do with them? What do you
do with a bunch of trash cans? You go to
another township? Or do you throw them in the trash
you defeating the whole purpose of the trash Sell them
on Facebook yard sale?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Is that what it is? I guess. I don't know everybody.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
It's Monday. We're gonna dive into that brand new work week.
We're gonna find a ZXL work for some employees the
day or that you can win green Day tickets.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Okay, yeah, it's not bad ticket.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, it's not bad ticket at all. Yeah, So I'll
have that for you coming up just a little bit.
Launch Point seven is the XL South Jerseys rock stations,
z XL Morning Show, Good Morning, Money.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Do It Live.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
I can go alrite it and we'll do it.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
A lot.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
And things sucks.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
I'm Scotty.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Good morning. Here's some news foul us. On a Monday,
the US State Department has updated its travel advisory. I
love these, dude. I didn't want to tell you, but
you know that. You know. We went to Nashville for
your fiftieth birthday. I had a great time. Man. You
surprised me there, yeah, yeah, showed up. I was like, hey,

(03:47):
what are you doing here, Scott? So if you're fifty first,
I booked a cruise to Lebanon and we were gonna go.
We're gonna go. Now we can't. Now, they say the
US State DEPARMIN says don't travel to Lebanon because of
the rising tensions between Hezbela and Israel.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
What if they didn't say that, I wouldn't go to Lebanon.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I don't even know if you could take it, Cruz
the Lebanon isn't that polony?

Speaker 5 (04:15):
I think I had a buddy ride his bike there.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
The update was issued July thirty first, and not only
urge people not to travel to the region, but also
urged US citizens in Lebanon to shelter in place should
the situation between the two groups worse and overtime. This
is like an all.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Inclusive thing that I can get when I get there.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
I can't imagine what the all inclusive in Lebanon.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Is like a lot of rice, I think, so, I
don't even I couldn't even point on a map.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Where Lebanon is.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
No.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I think. I put my fist over the Middle East
and hope I hit it that way before jumping into
the water to stay cool. The New Jersey Department of
Health is issuing an important health notice. The Health Department
says there's high levels of harmful algai.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
That's that's a new word. Is that fancy algae, algae.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Blooms or HAB's habs in several of the state's swimming areas.
Alo Creek I got HIV from a pond once I did.
Alloway Creek in Salem County is one of those. Habs
can cause serious health complications, illness, liver damage, and even death.

(05:24):
The Health Department is advising people to protect themselves by
not going into or swimming in closed off areas. This
is I don't even know where to start with this story.
So Robert Kennedy Junior, he's running for president. He's a
bit of a nutball. Like I like eighty percent of

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what he says, but twenty percent is kind of nutty.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
I can't understand what he says. He's got that weird
for his throat got taken out. I think his presidential
run is done. He had to jump in front of
a article that was gonna come out I think in
the New Yorker or maybe it was the New York Post.
It was something that was gonna come out.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
He admitted that he dumped a six month old female
black bear cub in Central Park years ago. So what
do you think?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
What do you mean he dumped it?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
So dude, this is insane. Yeah, so he uh, I
guess that they found out it was him. It became
a big thing because you know, there's no bears in
Central Park and so he dumps this dead bear. So
they found out it was him. So he had the
jump in front of the store. So he goes to
Twitter with Roseanne Barr interviewing him like that, Yeah, I

(06:41):
like her. Oh. He talked about how he was going
falconing found a bear that a woman had just hit
with her car. Then he put the bear, the dead bear,
in his car. Yeah right, okay, put the dead bear
in his car because he was going to skin it
and use the meat right at his house.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Which I get this, and make a rug or a
jacket or something.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
The day got caught up and he had too much
to do, and now the dead bear is just in
his car, sticking up the car. So him and a
bunch of friends they decide they're just gonna throw the
bear in Central Park.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Anywhere in Central Park, just in Central Park.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
And then for some reason, he also had an old
bicycle with him and he put a bicycle on top
of the bear, so like the bear.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Okay, So the bear was riding the bike and then
hit a tree and that's how the bear died.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, So his presidential campaign I think is over. Let's
say it's a fraternity prank. He played a fraternity prank.
He what's going on? This is like, dude, we are
living in a time that is nuts. So his went
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(07:51):
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Speaker 5 (07:54):
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(08:20):
can high five my buddy. Those tickets go on sale
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What a money grab. I'm still trying to get over
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tonight seventy five outside right if almost getting a flight,

(08:45):
like a real life fight, ready to throw down on
these broads. I guess I can't blame her. But at
the same time, understand where you are and where where are?
But where are you? You at the roller rink? I'm
at u.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
I am playing music over at Lo Scala, Yes, in Brigantine, Briganty,
So I'm over there. Now, Brigantine's known for their fist fight.
I was, yeah, if all the short towns are gonna fight,
and Brigantine's probably one of them. Put Brigantine out there
before I put Kate may uh some what they're playing.
Usually I'm up on a riser, but it starts raining,
so they move me inside. So now I'm on everybody
else's level. And it happens to me in the night.

(09:19):
My wife is coming up. Okay, all right, So now
you're DJing. You're the hot guy djay and all the
girls are gonna love you, and now they can get
at me.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
It's like like you ever see when they felt meet
into a tiger cage and they start pulling the thing.
Now here I am, Look at that guy, Look at
that guy DJing. Here, I am fifty years old, I'm
soaking wet, and I got a shirt on. It's probably
way too small. You know, you can't wait to get
it met them.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
So she's done this before where I was like, understand,
people are gonna come up and they're gonna talk to me.
They just want a requests. That's all these broads want
is to hear a song. Over the weekend. Girl comes
up now it's it's a bride and up. She asked
me for a song. Drunks can be I don't know.
Let's take stand up boozy.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
I don't even want to be around these people, but
I play music and I make money doing it.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
So I've been on there with you. I watched these
people ash cigarettes on your equipment, spill drinks. I gotta
have bouncers pushing them away. The whole thing is a disaster,
So I go, okay, first off, so I have one right.
This woman is just She's just dancing next to me
the whole time. I'm like, I'm trying to ignore. I'm like, listen,
I don't want any parts of this. It's like my
wife's standing right there. Even if she wasn't there, I

(10:26):
went to no parts of it, so I can't get
her away, and my wife's like eyeing her up.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
I was like, there's nothing I can do. She's just
dancing next to the way.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
The speaker is that maybe she's deaf and she likes
the vibration coming out of the speakers. I don't know. Yeah,
there's I can't there's not a reason to to push.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Her out of the way, nor she should be thrown
She shouldn't be thrown out of the bar either. She's
just probably a little drunk and having a good time.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
So the other one is like a bride part of
like a bridal party, and she's you know, she's feeling
no paint at all.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
I asked me for songs and everything else. Well she
does this thing where now she bends over and she's
like she's like she's like talking in.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Front of them. Yeah, okay, I like this. Yeah, I
gotta hit this bar up. You should be my hype guy.
You can, you could diffuse. That's so on the Booze cruises.
That's what ends up happening is that when I'm on
the Booze Cruise, you're DJing and then I end up
playing like, uh, like a security. I love when you're
there and so I can grab the people before they

(11:18):
get to you. And they're like, huh hi, sweet Caroline,
You're not like all right, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we'll play it, Scottie. He's gonna write it down and
then hand me a piece of paper. Well, doing a
boot cruise too, I gotta have Sam stand in front
of myself because people are falling, they're they're falling on
the boat because we're getting hit with like a boat there,
grabbing my laptop for stability. I'm like, no, everybody, go away.

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So now this woman's feeling it. She's now she's now
like towerking up at me like she's trying to show me. Yeah.
I like this man, she's sad. Can again? You know
what it is?

Speaker 5 (11:50):
It's not a smoking hot broad it's doing it is
no man, this is a girl. I guess she's on
a bachelrette party. I'm like, I can imagine a guy.
You're gonna settle down, but you're feeling opaied. My wife
comes over. Now she's talking to the girl. She's like yeah,
she's like, can you can your girl?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Can? She just kind of like move away because now
she's concerned she's gonna knock something over. Note the other way, Well,
white man's like almost ready to throw down.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
With these girls. I said, listen that they're gonna do
what they're gonna do. We've all done it before.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
I've been annihilated drunk before, and I felling over things
and done all those things.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
I was like, and you've done it too. I was like,
there's no reason to throw down these girls.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
It was a booze cruise a couple of years ago.
I think it was right before the pandemic, remember that.
And uh, and so there was a girl. My wife
was on the booze cruise and there's a girl and
she kept petting my beard. Okay, you had a great beard.
And she came over and she kept petting my beard
and my and I'm looking over and my wife's about
five feet away and she's giving me the death stare. Sure,

(12:48):
but that's what if we saw. I have no problem
with that. Of course, she is what am I supposed
to do here? You know, Like, I don't know. She's
just drunk, and she's she doesn't even know who I like,
she blind drunk and she just is petting my beard,
and I thought my wife was gonna kill her.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
I'm also not going to be the dick that's gonna
be like, like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
I'm not almost not a prude. I don't know. She's
doing a married got away, right, I'm not gonna be
that guy either, Like I don't know, she's just doing
a thing. So I just continue to do what I love.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Girls want our hot bodies good for my wife, I
guess I'd be in the same situation. If a guy
was towrking in front of my wife, I'd be like, hey, man,
you know that's you know that's my wife.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, I don't know. If a guy was doing twerking
in front of your wife, I'd be like, I probably
have a problem with it. I'd actually probably be like, Okay,
that guy's not in the girls. Hey dude, look we
get back.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
We'll knock out some rock news.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Joe Joe and Scottie rock News.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
I just got tickets come on Aerosmith.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah. Man. Uh. Shannon, a promotional queen, was like, hey,
you want to pay of tickets for Arismon.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
I was like, yeah, you always get tickets, man, I
don't get no.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
You're well, you're in jail. I don't know. We are
not going to talk about that. I think, yeah, I
think you're gonna be You're you're not gonna be getting
any free tickets anytime.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Soon if you give me Commodore tickets once.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
But I wanted those tickets. So Aerosmith, the great band, Arismon.
I love Arismith And this is really really sad. They
had a final tour that they were doing right the
Black Crows were opening up, which is awesome.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
I love the Black Crows. Arismon's awesome.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
It's done. They called off the entire tour. Steven Tyler
his voice just can't handle it. And I get it, man.
You know, look he's sings some ridiculously high notes and
he's old. He's like, I think he's like seventy five,
seventy six years old. So so yeah, that's it. We've
seen the end. It's it this yeah, I mean, this

(14:59):
is this is they posted that that. That's it. Like
we're done, like you were not, you know, we're not
going to do any more touring, like we're we can't
do anything because Steven Tyler can't sing, and you hope
they don't do one of those stupid things where like
they try and put like a Steven Tyler and poster.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Like all of a sudden, there's.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
A Taiwanese kid who sounds like Steven Tyler.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Well that's OK, I'm going to that show.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, so a bunch of people, man, you know, Slash,
he came out and he was like, you know, just
a big thank you. He's like, hey, man, like I
love you guys. You're the reason I got into music
Brian May from Queen. He's like, dude, you guys were
the best. I mean really at the end of the day,
you can I mean, hunt I think they're America's greatest

(15:50):
rock band. Yeah right, I mean I think they're they're
they're the American Rolling Stones. And so it's uh so
it's sad, man, Well, it's a sad especially because Joe
Perry is still out there with the Hollywood Vampires and
everything like that, so he can still perform, but it's
just Steven Tyler and his voice. Man, And I don't know,

(16:11):
it's the years of drugs and alcohol. I'm sure that
didn't help, you know, I'm sure he didn't stay hydrated right,
drinking water when down baka.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
But when you're sad about Aerosmith, there's some good news.
Buck Cherry's gonna put out a new album. Finally, we've
new music from Buck Cherry. So Buck Cherry said in
an interview, you know songs like lit Up Too Drunk,
What was the one about the song about the crazy

(16:41):
crazy bitche so Buck Cherry. Uh, they said they're gonna
have new music out by twenty twenty five. Nice, finally,
so we're gonna get new music from Buck Cherry. I
actually the lead singer, Josh Todd, Dude, it was the best.
He comes into the studio. I was very young in
radio and I I think I just started doing afternoons

(17:06):
on a very small rock station, sort of like us.
And so he comes in and for an interview, and
he's going on and on about how much he loves
his wife, right on and on about how much he loves.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
For the band or the promo kid, what do you
want to do?

Speaker 3 (17:22):
So, so Josh Todd comes in, he's and he's playing
you know, you know you hit a big when he
was playing the hard rock cafe, not the hard rock
casino cafe. He was playing the cafe. So he is
so he's going on and on about how much he
loves his wife and blah blah blah, and I think
he had found sobriety. And later that night I walked

(17:44):
in on him and the promo girl making out come on.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Man, yeah yeah he's got that. That's it.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Can't keep your hands off Wolfgang Van Hamlin. He was
on the Mark Maron podcast and uh, he brought up man.
He thought him and David Lee Roth were cool. Like
he's like I had no problem with David Lee Roth
and uh he said everything was cool, but down David
Lee Roth, for some reason, out of nowhere, is bashing

(18:13):
Wolfgang and said Wolfgang at that like that final Van
Halen tour which was like I don't want fifteen years ago,
said that Wolfgang was like kind of crappy to everyone
and and like made all kinds of weird uh decisions backstage.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
They didn't want them all to get back together. Right,
Is that the problem here?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I mean I get but Wolfgang's like once back in
for real. Well, but like Wolfgang's like, dude, I was
a kid, and it's true, he was like sixteen, and
David Lee Roth's yelling and screaming about this sixteen year
old kid. So so Wolfgang's like, dude, I have no
idea what's going on with David Lee Roth and everyone. Dude,
even Sammy Hagar's come out and said I reached out

(18:56):
to David Lee Roth and told him to come on
tour with us, and he said no. So I don't know.
I feel like I feel like, if you got to
point your finger at the problem, it's probably David Lee Rong.
Little cookie man. I could see that he's a little kookie.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
There you go. Some rock news. Well, the XL Morning
Show on a hunch of point seven is the XL
South Georgie's rock station.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I'm Scottie. That's Jojo over there. We're doing headlines. So
my wife I've realized she can't say no, especially when
it comes to spending. So it's the dumbest stuff. But
yesterday we uh, we were having some people over to

(19:43):
go to the beach. So we're gonna meet at my
mom's house. So I you know, my mom lives right
off the beach, and so my mom's getting some work done.
The guy we were meeting with is my wife's cousin's husband.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
He's going to do the work. And then we were
going to plan a today with.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Kids in the whole beach day so that we stop
and uh at the liquor store because we got to
get booze. You know how it is when you go
to the beach, you gotta get boobs. Yeah, you're not
going sober. So I go, I go right up the
liquor store and who's there the boy scouts.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
It was a it was a dad and UH and
his young son.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Nice as can be, but they had a table like
instead of Girl Scouts, the boy Scouts do popcorn. Girl
Scouts do cookies, right, So they were selling popcorn. So
I'm dude, I'm a sucker. I'm a sucker for the
girl Scouts. I'm a sucker for this kind of stuff.
So I go, I go, all right, I'll buy some popcorn.
Now there's like a whole menu of what you could buy,
like a five dollars box, seven dollars box, and it's

(20:41):
all popcorn.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Just different flavors. Oh yeah, different kinds of popcorn. Right,
I hate kettle corn, but I think there was a
kettle corn.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
So I go to my wife. I go, I go, baby,
you just you pick a box.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
She picks the most expensive box, twenty five dollars.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
We're a popcorn or popcorn? That better be the bag
you used to get a k Mart. I said, there,
I go.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Afterwards, I go because I didn't want to say no
to the guy because his little kids looking at me
with his you know this, the child with the childlike
eyes is just staring at me.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
He has no money to go to camp, and you're
gonna fund it?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Well, dude. The best is they're like you take like
they're like, we take credit cards. And I'm like, okay,
all right, well when did this happen? So yeah, So,
like we get in the liquor store and I go
to my wife. I was like, the box of popcorn
was twenty five dollars. Yeah, and she's like, oh really.
I was like, do you not read any prices? Ever,
then she'd go, this is the worst. This is why

(21:38):
I can't take her in the liquor stores. Because now
liquor stores have become like a little bit classy where
they'll have like olives and cheese and like pepperoni and
stuff for schartucherie boards. That's gonna mark that up, right, Yeah,
it's not in all of these you go to my
my wife just starts grabbing all of it, right, and
she's like, well, I gotta make a read. I'm like, okay,

(22:03):
we're getting sexy olives, not just the sex yeah, sexy flood.
It's all of a sudden, it's a twelve dollars box
of crackers. Were It's because when you go to the
liquor store, they know they got you. They got you,
because if you're reaching for that stuff, it means you
forgot and you're not gonna go anywhere else to get it.

(22:24):
You need to make that board and that's a popular
thing with whatever you get, and you're gonna spend money, man,
I know.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
I'm buying the booze. So the booze.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
I know. We walked out of there with a twenty
five dollars box of popcorn and about I'm gonna say
thirty dollars of Shartu tree board stuff you man. Yep,
I'm like, what like like fifteen dollars at the Amish
we saw her coming, yep. They saw her coming from
a mile away. And then they had just opened up
a a like a bar next door, and uh and

(22:52):
he saw, like I said, he saw my wife coming
from a mile away.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
And he said she's bougie.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
And so he's like, hey, we do brunch next door.
And I was like, dude, what do you do? It's
costing me enough money already. What are you doing a lot.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Of times when with those tables, man, where they're selling stuff,
A lot of times I'm like I'll drop a five
dollars and just no, I don't need anything.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Here.

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Speaker 5 (23:43):
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Speaker 3 (23:48):
Gary G Garcia in SEO from ac jokes dot com.
G stand for Gangster Gangster. It's Gary gangstersans Oeah.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
Yeah, I was named after my grand fauld.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
You got a sweet T shirt on That's Kiss his
first album.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Actually got this at a vinyl shop too recently, like
they sold nothing but vinyl P.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Record that you were out for record Day, Recordster Day.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
I even know they had that.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
I think we talked about that day for everything. Yeah,
that's a great shirt, though, Joe, Joe, I got.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
One for you, man, when you had asked me, I
don't even remember.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
It was a couple of weeks ago you asked me
whether or not I thought Tupac was still alive.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Okay, this has come.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Up, and I just went into a three part documentary
called the.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Tupac Hoax, oh boy, on a website called Wag the Dog,
so you already know.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Wife was watching the video and they said this could
be Tupac and it looked like them.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
It sounded like, looked like hiding. There's a lot of.

Speaker 6 (24:53):
More than Jesse went into hiding. What what?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
The documentary is very deep. It's a three part series.
I'm only on two parts. I gotta get the third
part in there. But it's very deep. It's it's not
only that he's not dead, it was that he was
never shot, and that the whole character of Tupac was
exactly that a character.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
Tupac was an actor. He went to acting school.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
He was a very like.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
He was very very in depth with his acting.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Saying the whole character of Tupac was one of his.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Video him as a kid, he was almost like a door.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Yeah, and he took ballet and all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
And all of a sudden, all of a sudden, now
then he comes out and this hardcore.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Gamely from New York. Yeah, and then he moved to Baltimore.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Well, Baltimore went to school's where he met Jada Pinkett Smith. Yeah,
and she was the one that kind of like let
that out that he was like, Yo, he was like
a sweet soul.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
It goes so deep.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
There's there's things about numerology in there. It is all
about it's mcavell about the macaby name. But they go
and they do it into a bunch of parts. One
is the symbolism of who Tupac was. And they take
this all the way to like the to Solomon's, to
Solomon's Temple. Like that's how deep this thing goes, Like

(26:16):
how like Tupac represented the left pillar of Solomon's temple
and Biggie was the right pillar. And they go into
this thing, but they also go into the just the
murder itself, right, but.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah, let's put it in kind of so Biggie Biggie
got shot in the car. Yeah, Tupac got shot. He
got shot a bunch of times. This last time, yeah
he got shot.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
Yeah, Well they say he never got shot the first
time either.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
No, because didn't get he got shot and like big
that was the whole thing with him in Biggie right,
it was in the lobby of Biggie's.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, that's what started at all. But they claim he
never got And the thing is after that, you'll see
he has no marks on his head, supposed he got
shot in the head. He has no marks on his head,
Suppose he got shot in the hand. And they show
him when he's rolling in, when they're putting him into
the ambulance, he's giving the finger he's supposed to have
gotten shot in that hand. They don't even got it
wrapped up. They got his head wrapped up and his

(27:11):
chest wrapped up, and they don't got his hand wrapped
up at all.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
The person who told me to check it out was like,
you'll never look at him the same again. And I'm like, all,
let me check it out. Why go away because it
was all it's it's it's hard to explain it because he.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Was a he was a character he was supposed to
but he was a sound guy for Digital Underground.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
He was he was one of the backup dances he
did before he got this PERSONA wasn't a tough gues
They go into everything like his first video, he comes out,
remember that, like a king. They're carrying them on their shoulders,
and he's got that big he's all in orange and
got that big like t he had on alright, and

(27:56):
then when he died, the day he died, he's all
dressed in orange.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
He was in that orange, silky orange.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Orange. Orange.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, but orange in like the whole numerology and conspiracy
to everything means.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Like uh, coming and the going of the Black Messiah.
That's what it's supposed to represent.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
And then they go into like just just they go deep,
but just in the scenes of the of the.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
Second shooting, could this be the second shooting? Right?

Speaker 1 (28:25):
His window window was wide open, and they didn't shoot
him through the window.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
They shot him through the doors of the car. Right.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
And then they also said when they showed like some
scenes of the police looking at the car, bullets didn't
even go through the car. The one bullet went through
the actual door. They're like, well it didn't go through.
There's no blood on his seat, no blood on the ground. Uh.
They talk and they picture the last picture that was
taken of him with Sugar, him in the car where

(28:54):
they're looking out the window that was taken by a
dude who he does for for like for like movies
and stuff. He takes pictures of cars. That's what he does,
cars and stuff like that. That's what he does for
a living. The person doing the news report after he
got shot, if you look at their mike, it says

(29:15):
channel zero.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
There is no channel.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
It's not even a legitimate place they arrest somebody.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Well, they got that, they got that, do there now?
Uh supposedly that he did it and they got they got.
They're talking about did he was down where it he
put out a million dollar ahead or something like that.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
Dude, it's so crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
They talk about like it's it's a lot of stuff
which I'm really not into. But they go into the
dates on how all the dates come back to the
number thirty.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Three all apart, and they three episodes to the point
where I'm just like, yeah, this dude is probably a lot.
You know.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
They know his mother saying stuff like, well he decided
to leave quietly, stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
You know, if we're gonna start doing this, all right,
we're gonna go about like celebrity deaths, do this with everybody.
All right. I need you, Gary, I need you for
next week. You need to look into did Courtney Love
kill Kurt Cobain? Oh yeah, you.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Want to go down? You want to down a wormhore.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
That's a crazy one.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
That's a crazy pop.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
Thing is nuts.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
And then they got video of him saying the first shooting.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
He was like, I don't even got no scas. You
get shot five times a chance.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
That Tupac right now is with Richard Simmons, and it's just.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Like, there's this island somewhere. Maybe island isn't kids, Maybe
it's where the celebrities goes to ebste You got Biggie
and Richard Simmons all sweating to the old drop a
few pounds Big is out there doing a twist on
an island right now, trying to drop.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
When I tell you, this documentary goes into every asked.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Me and where can I find?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Call was black, the other car was white, which is
a duality thing, which is a big thing.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Where it's on it's the site's called Wag the Dog.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, is it because my phone to stop working?

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Definitely, my dude.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
But it's when I tell you, I'm at the point
now where I was like, yeah, Tupac's still alive and
the whole Trump shooting with stage convinced you, yeah, you
know the whole thing with the ear.

Speaker 6 (31:33):
I saw him talking to the day. His ear looked fine,
like the.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Top of his ear wasn't like so much going on
like a band of holy Field when he got his.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Did you like gar? I know we don't have a
ton of time, but did you hear about the Robert
Kennedy junior stuff?

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Him dropping a dead bear?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
With the dead bear?

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Man, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (31:55):
He took a dead bear and just put it in
Central Park?

Speaker 6 (31:58):
Now did he live in New York?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Because that way he was in.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Upstate New York.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
And he said his car, he said, someone hit the
bear with their car. He was gonna take it home.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
They must have been like real drunk, got some drinks
from upstate.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
There's so many places.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Because this is my favorite part with the bicycle, he says,
he said, because he's been notoriously sober. That's his whole
Thing's I've been sober for years.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
After you in your car, I think that's when you know.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
His quote was, I was not drinking, but I was
with a ton of people who were drinking, which makes
me think he was drinking.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Drive off a bridge and watch a girl drown. Yeah,
that was Central Park exactly.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
They should have did it the other way around.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Let's say that Central Park and dumped the bear and
the Kennedys have had some history, all.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Right, Gary g G? Where can people fight? By the way,
did Biden shoot Kennedy? Did you look into that? Joe
Biden shot John F.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Kennedy?

Speaker 6 (33:05):
Did Joe bid shoot? Is that to do?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
What?

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Look into it?

Speaker 3 (33:12):
All right?

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Tennessee, where where can we find it?

Speaker 6 (33:16):
Well, I'll be heading down to Lebanon this week.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
The US, and you can't travel there, you can.

Speaker 6 (33:23):
Find me at ac jokes dot com.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
Man.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I'm in Atlantic City every day and uh, Monday nights,
I'm over in New York City doing the Knock White
Tuesday midnight show at the Grizzly Pair.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
And of course now back on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
I finally got back on so you can catch the
podcast Rady g with Garbage you see and Bryan T.
Locata on YouTube again. But you know, check it out
on Rumble Rumble. They let us get away with saying
anything we want.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Garat you, Garcia, we love you, love you guys. All right,
look we get back to joy.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Anything racket uh, Rock Roughing had love.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
There's some trash for you. Do you know who zach
Efron is?

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Man, guy's in great shape. You have like body fat,
it's all ripped up.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah, but it sucks. So the speculation is he got
a lot of surgery, but he claims he like broke
his jaw. He doesn't even look like himself anymore. You
get a new nose. I know girls that do that,
not a new nose.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
He ate upset them and then they go when they
get a brand new nose job.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
His jaw is completely different. And he got all jacked
for a movie called Iron Claw, which was okay, it
wasn't great. And so he was in Spain and he
had some type of incident while swimming in a pool
and was taken to a hospital. So I don't know
if he's drowned. Now, he has had history with drugs

(34:52):
and alcohol, so they said there was no indication that
drugs or alcohol were involved. But I don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Man, When you're a own person.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
And you have an incident in a pool, right, yeah,
you're like you're grown up. Like I get a kid, right,
a kid with swimming's on who ends up drowning. I
get that, but like you're a you're a grown man.
So but I get it if you're drunk, for sure. Yeah,
you mean drunk in a pool.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Trying to do that backflip thing. It never works out.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Man, right, So, so, but he's apparently he's doing okay.
But yeah, if you google pictures of him now, like
he doesn't even look like his old him self. He's
got like a whole new bottom face. Oh it's weird, dude,
It's really, it's weird. Jennifer Lopez, you know speculation that
her Ben Aflackck are breaking up? Uh?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Is it speculation anymore? He bought his own house.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
They're out.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Yeah, she's not on the paperwork.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Uh, she has moved her engagement ran to her right hand.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Is that say I'm on the market. I don't understand.
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
But okay, so it's just another a sign.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
That they may be getting divorced.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Don't you take that thing off? Man? Give it back
to Ben? Yeah? Really, for Ben wants that ring back.
Sarah Hyland do you remember who she is? Yes? The
cute She was a cute daughter in a modern family.
That's the sitcom. Her home was burglarized and she walked
in on the burglars. Scary man. That is scary. I

(36:22):
ended up going to see Deadpool and Wolverine. Okay, I
was gonna ask you about that. It was very good.
It was very good. Ryan Reynolds, he he now had
a apparently you know he's the big news now because
his movie's number one had a very funny response to
a veterinarian a veterinary hospital that offered a billboard that

(36:46):
had free belly rubs with exams, and it said free
belly rubs with exams, Sorry, pets only, and Ryan Reynolds
as a joke, like like you know, like they they're like, yeah,
Ryan mout is so hot, we want to pet his belly,
he replied to a picture of the billboard. Of course

(37:07):
he did. I'll show up and I'll let you pet
my belly and he will, and he will. Guy's great man,
seems dude. And then we'll get into it later. But
the movie, Yeah, it's it. It It makes you like
him a whole bunch. Sure, he's a good guy man,
seems like it. Toby Maguire, we talked about him a

(37:28):
couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
He's dating like a.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Nineteen year old. It's a model, right, the bet the
Beetstrabots nineteen huh yeah, and he's probably, I mean older
than me. I think he's closing in off fifty. So
Toby McGuire Spider Man, the old spider Man, Spider Yeah,
the two thousand and one Spider Man. He is was
seen I guess over the weekend making out with his

(37:51):
nineteen year old model girlfriend, just throwing webs all over.
Good you know what, good good, good for him. We
talked about this story last week. Scott Pippin's ex wife
has been dating Michael Jordan's son. Okay, Larsa Pippin was
dating Marcus Jordan. They've moved on from each other. Jordan
doesn't pull your kid aside and say listen, what are

(38:12):
you doing? Man's that's my boy, bro.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Come on, we're.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Forever going to be linked together and you're banging this wife. Yo, yo,
we want to do better than that. We won five championships,
Come on, man.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Uh. She now is dating a reality star named Zay Wilson,
so she's moved on. So she's moved on. Okay, now
where does Marcus Jordan go? I don't know. Uh, And
we will wrap it up with this.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Uh, mister Beast. We've talked about him, the YouTuber.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
He's catching some flack now, I guess he's doing a
reality TV show. He's getting a lot of complaints. He's
had a rough run over the last couple of weeks.
He's got some some some problems in his camp with
some some issues. And so mister Beast, who is very
seems like very charitable guy, very kid friendly, is having
some real issues with some things with some people that

(39:03):
are on his show. Him.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
I'm like, hey man, this is my thing. Either you're
in your out, but I don't want any of this stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
That's going on. Yeah, there's one I think.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
One's transgending or something like that.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
He already transgender. There's some some so there's some there's
some accusations that are being thrown around and yeah, and
I just want to watch him play Minecraft, right, Yeah,
that's all I want. You stop with the kid thing.
So that's it.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
I just want to play Minecraft. There you go, some
trash for my radio, don't point seven The XL South
Jerseys Rock Stations, XL work Force Employer the Day, Hey,
good morning the XL, Hey.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Good morning.

Speaker 7 (39:40):
As I heard that you're trying to.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Give away some green Days.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Yeah, can you go? It's the show? Is this Friday?

Speaker 3 (39:45):
The color before? You couldn't go?

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Yeah, I can go.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
You can go.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
What's your what's your name?

Speaker 3 (39:50):
I named Steve from the city where you guys come
all the time, Jojo, you're the number one mobile d days.
He used to work. That's that's right, Fiber Bowery down
there at.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
The Bucket Brigade, the Bucket Brigade.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah, but you're no longer there, but I.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Still get that.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
No, I got fired. Yeah, I didn't get invited. I mean,
I guess when you don't get invited back, right, like
he's stealing tips. I mean, here's the thing. So like
you go and uh and so you're there, right and
they don't invite you back.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
I guess that's getting fired.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Right.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
I got a let up from college and many many
years ago because I was not invited back. So I understand. Yeah,
me too, man. And at the very end it said
good luck in your future endeavors. All right, Steve, what
do you do? I'm an electrician? All right, Steve the electrician.
You're going to see Green Day at Citizens Bank Park,
all right?

Speaker 5 (40:41):
That is fantastic, Thank you very much. You stay on
hold all right, lad, he knows I'm the number one
mobile disc jockey.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
You are the number one mobile DJ in South Jersey.
We've talked about.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
That for years and seatle City on Thursday nights on
the Booze Cruise.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Uh. That is right. And he's also right about getting
that letter when you get kicked out of college. It's
it's not it's it's not it. They try and make
it nice, but it's not a nice letter. And it's
it's that thing where it's like, hey, yeah, I know
you paid us all this money, but you screwed off
way too much and have fun and then you're just

(41:18):
throwing little ways when you get fired too, it's like, hey,
good luck. You know.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Sorry, well listen, you're a great worker. Well then why
are you fire me? Well, you're a great worker, but
not for us. You know, you just sound kind of
fit the mold here.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
But it's dude, it's just funny out of all like
this horrible letter, I get kicked out of college. Right,
I have the best time in my life University of Tennessee.
It's been beautiful, having fun.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Was that a full year? You were there too. Two years, oh,
two years.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
And so uh and so oh you get that letter
and the only thing I remember out of the whole
letter it was one dear mister Riley, right is the
beginning and then the end.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
It was just good luck in your future endeavors.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
That's it. Luck helped you out. Look, we're I put
you right here, right here, Lucky Bass Studio. It's like, man,
now I knew I sucked and I and I screwed up,
but I was like, man, that's it. Like this that
letter seals the deal. What as you lasted for two years,
you're done. Yeah, you pulled around for two years, but
you got two years out of it. So that's fun. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Well, I mean I have the cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
On your mom and dad's credit card. Yeah. You could
buy cartons and cigarettes on school grounds. It was awesome.
I think that's a great idea. Yeah, maybe that's why
I felt that you could do stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Kid'll never see a college too.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
There was a laundry mat that was a bar. Of course.
Look we get back, well, we'll knock out some headline.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
At two point seven CXL South Jerseys Rock Stations EXL
Morning Show, Monday Morning I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Man, there's there's times where you feel like you're not
a real man, right, and like I'd love to do
stuff on my own.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
You like the garden to the question about I asked
for flowers. I ask you, man, for.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Some reason, you think that I really like love my gardening.
But like you want as a man, you want to
be like I got this right, and you want to
be able to do it. Talk about fixing things like
I put a new sink in the other day. There
you go, yeah, right. So, uh so my my mom's

(43:26):
house it's old now, I was built in the forties
and it's you know, there's things that are starting to
go on it like and it's it's you know, here's
the thing. I gotta you know, my mom is dealing
with some stuff, so I gotta like I'm in charge
of her house and then I'm in charge of my
house and it's a you know, it's a lot. So
I'm like, dude, I I I I I can't. There's

(43:49):
just just too much. So there's stuff that it has
to get done. So my wife's cousin's husband, right, he's like, hey, man,
like this is what he does. Like he he you know,
he's a contractor by trade.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Talking about building a deck or putting a new roof
on her. Is this something small you should be able
to handle well? The first one I should be able
to do well. Okay, okay, all right. First of all,
I bring him in for a big project. Yeah, a
project that I'm not going to tackle. My mom wants
a walk in shower. Okay, right, right now, she has
a tub shower. She wants a walking shower.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
She's old. I get it, she's got some health issues.
You never put a shower in before. No, I have no.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
I'm playing like my wife like we're trying to get
an outdoor shower install She's.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Like, well, maybe you could do it. I was like,
oh yeah, because I put an outdoor showers in all
the time. I'm always plumbing when you're not around. But
here's my thing. So here, So here is where I
think smart Scottie works. Right. So I go and I say, hey,
you're here because you're giving me a price on a

(44:51):
walking shower. But while you're here, there's some other projects
that you could also do. So I'll keep you busy
because to me, I'm like, I'm I'm gonna like we'll
just keep the money flowing, like saying, sure right there
for the you're gonna bang me over to half of
the big project.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
But while you're here, can you can you tidy somebody
these other things?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
So, but it does make you feel emasculated because, like
you know, he's like, yeah, we can do this walking shower.
We're gonna do the wall and real bench and and
I'm like, I'm I'm looking at it and I'm like.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
I don't even know where to turn off the water. Yeah, yeah,
square in your face. Now, this is what they do, man,
And I've I've realized that I am now in a
position where I allow other people to do so you're
a master at that.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
So so they and then I'm like, hey, man, like
her back door, she really could use a new storm door.
And uh and you know, so can you put that?
I'll throw that on the land. He's already there, man.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
I was like, yeah, like I could do that. I
easily could put a new door in. I don't trust
myself with doors either. They don't match up.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Man. So I'm like, so I'm like, yeah, put like
you do that.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
I'll just just just give.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Me an estimate on that. And then and then my
mom it's like she has an air conditioner and it's
one of those Dude, it looks like a buick. It's
it's an air conditioner because she can't. Her house is
so old it doesn't have duckwork. So it's this huge
air conditioner. And so it's in a window and they

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bolted it into the house so it doesn't come out
at all. It doesn't come out at all. God, and
they took half the window out. Yeah. So once again,
if I really thought about it, I could probably fix
this situation. But I'm like, hey, why you're here? Yes,
you do? You want to take this air conditioner out?
So and he's like, yeah, man, yeah, we can knock

(46:42):
this out with no problem. And I was like yeah.
I was like, yeah, let's do that. Let's see, the
less I have to do, the better.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
We were when we bought the Brigantine house. Here, I
am by myself and I'm demo in the house right
with COVID here, so no one's here to help me.

Speaker 7 (46:55):
Here.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
I think I'm the man. So I go and I
start taking out like the kitchen sink, and I yes,
I cut the line and there was no shut off.
This is why I.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Got water shooting everywhere, so me, like the big pussy
I am. I'm running next door to the neighbor's house
asking the guy, hey, man, do you know where the
main shut off for these houses are?

Speaker 5 (47:15):
It's usually under the house. There's a grown man who's
probably I'm probably older than he is, has to come
over there. Now I'm in the cross space and we're
looking for the shut off house so I can turn
off the main water. At that point I said, no,
no more. I told my wife. I was saying, I'm
not even gonna try these things. It never works out.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
I could put a piece of trim in, but it
just never works out. And when somebody who knows what
they're doing puts it in.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
And here my thing is especially with like this stupid
air conditioner.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
My mom asked, why did they bolt it into the house?

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Right? Like? What is that? And now here's the kicker.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
This is somebody, you know, somebody like you put it in.
Is what happened, dud dude.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
When I say bolted, I mean like industrial sized bolts
into the house. But here's the thing, this stupid big
air condition her. I put another one in next to it,
just because she needs air conditioning, and this one broke.
A little air conditioner does the same job. And you
know how easy it is to put one of those in.
You shut the window and that's just put a wall

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safe in.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
It's gonna give you some cold air. Exactly what you're
talking about.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
And I'm like, yeah, man, I was like, dude, I
could keep you busy for years if you you just
want these jobs right, And I just but there was
a part of me that did feel emasculated. You're like,
I should be able to do, like I should put
the door in.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
I totally get door. But then again, man, for me,
it just doesn't work out.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
For dude, he's gonna he's he's looking at the shower
and he's like, yeah, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna repipe it.
So uh, it'll be over on this side and we're
gonna put a half wall, and and I'm like, I'm like, okay,
I don't even understand half wall. Where's this wall coming from?
So it really is it's like when you when you

(49:02):
start to hire people. I mean, it's cool when you
hire people to do stuff, but it is like, man,
I should probably know how to do this. Yeah, I
know what I can and can't do. Dude, I don't
touch turns off better when the when the guy that
knows what he's doing does it.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
You know electric, I don't. I don't.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
I don't screw around with electric or plumbing. Yeah, because
I could pose that ruin your house.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
I could put a light switch in, I could change
out a receptacle and even I want you to turn
the main breaker off. Just throw the main breaker of
the house so there's no electricity going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
I believe you. You put a light switch on. No,
you put an electrical socket in my garage years ago,
and you said, hey, I'm not sure if this is
gonna work, but at least it's it. It did. Did
it worked? Yeah, it worked.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
We passed that inspection as it still worked. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
We moved.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Look we get back.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
We'll do a thing called you think you have a bed,
you think you've got it bad? All right? This is
that's kind of interesting. Do you want to know the
best seats on a plane?

Speaker 5 (50:04):
That's the isle of where you have to do the
emergency door right in the middle.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I like that. I like the leg room. So a
place called Upgraded Points has released the survey revealing the
most sought after seats on a plane aisle seat. Okay,
the most sought after seat on a plane pilot is
a pilot seat. One A the window that's followed by
seven A and seven F the window seats that are
just behind the first class section, and one F the

(50:31):
opposite first row seat. Based on the seat map of
the Boeing seven thirty seven, Hawaii is the state willing
to pay the most for a chance to pick their
own seat, where for fifty two dollars you can do that,
followed by Arkansas at forty nine dollars, in Connecticut at
forty seven dollars over one third of respondent's credit. Delta

(50:52):
with having the most comfortable seats, followed by American and
United and Southwest was last. Yeah, I know. The seat
not to sit in is anything on a Spirit flight.
They just don't care. Man, dude, it's folding chairs at
this point. He basically just folding chairs. Like I would jump,
I would go to Florida. That's it.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Like I got a two hour limit from where I'm
flying Florida. I'll get on a Spear flight. Anything other
than that, man, I gotta pay money for it.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
I was flying the Jamaica and I was meeting people
down there, so it was flying by myself. I got
on the plane and I had an entire row to myself.
That is the only time it's ever happened to me.
It was an early morning flight to Jamaica. Dude, it
was me. It was like the flight only had like

(51:36):
seven people on it, and it was just I had
an entire row. It was beautiful, and it was an
old guy who was a steward. He comes over and
me and him just chit chat in the entire time.
And I'm like, well, so, like, what's your day like?

Speaker 7 (51:49):
And he goes and he goes, we got he goes
my He goes, I'm like a nine to fiver and
I'm like what and he's like, yeah, we fly out
of Philly, we go to Jamaica, I have lunch, and
then we fly home.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Yeah that's my day. Yeah, that's my day. And he goes,
I do it every day. He goes, what you know whatever,
five days a week. And I was like, that's awesome.
He's like, I've been doing it for twenty years. He goes,
It's fantastic. I hate flying, man. I couldn't do it
if you're looking for the brainiest people in the country,
you're gonna have to travel to Seattle. A study centered
around sixteen key metrics deemed the Emerald City has America's

(52:24):
smartest residence, which makes sense when you consider it's home
to tech giants like Amazon and Microsoft. Coming in second
place was Miami and then Austin, Texas came in third.
Smart people, Huh, smart people didn't didn't those didn't Those
smart people in Seattle. Let a bunch of nitwith start
their own city. Yeah inside of the city. Yeah. Yeah.

(52:45):
The smarty pants were just they were sleeping intense. Yeah,
they were figuring out something on the computer. In UK,
a mother was devastated after a trademark dispute threatened to
prevent her daughter from getting.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Her passport so they could go to Disneyland.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Parents lose last name with held Okay, so we don't
know our last name. And her daughter, Kalisi, who is six,
were excited when they're international destination. Uh, they were. They
would get excited about going to this Disneyland Paris. However,
Khalisi's pass but was withheld. Officials claimed they were unable
to issue a passport unless Warner Brothers gave permission as

(53:21):
it owned the name Kalisi from what are y'all doing?
I know a couple of people who name their kid
Kalisi from that show. Her passport says Kalisi, mother of Dragons.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
But like, like, like, like, you own the name Kalisi though.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
We know, Like like I said, I know a couple
of parents who have named their kids Kalisi. Eventually you
have to explain to your kid that you named her
her after Yeah, a woman from a show about dragons.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Like I was talking to my buddy are two D
two and hey, man, where'd that name come from? It's
just like a couple of letters in a couple of numbers.
So I have this whistled and beef at me. So
I tell you this. This weekend, I was hanging out
with Uncle Wolverine. Yeah yeah, yeah, my boy Blade. We
were playing uh we played cards the other night. There

(54:13):
you go those people. I'm on the boardwalk in Wildwood
over the weekend. Now, my my son's in this jiu
jitsu battle the beach tournament. So he gets done and
we kind of walk on the boardwalk to go get
some lunch.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Yeah, it's like the what was the one in Karate Kid.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
All Valley, very similar to that. Yeah, yeah, it was
cool because the trophy it's a it's now a belt,
so we want a bell because you got first place
in this division. But it used to be a samurai sword,
like a legit sword. And then wylewould say that's not
a good idea, that's safe to give them a kid
and you would see it, man, all these kids that
want yeah, not only it's not even adults, like this
was the kid day. So you get to a bunch

(54:55):
of kids samurai stores and let them loose the Wildwood.
So while would I think decided to go off? Yeah, yeah,
So walking down I see like the T shirt shops.
I haven't been on a sport walk in a while.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
I don't know if Ocean City is like this, because
I think Ocean City is a little bit class here.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Let's let's let's watch our words here a little bit.
Let's watch say. Let's just say that growing up, I
was an Ocean City kid. Yeah I know you were.
And my parents would make it a point to tell
me that Ocean City when it ended, New Jersey ended,
so they never wanted me to go to Wild Boy.
It did when it comes to class.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
So walking down, I'm going by these T shirt shops,
so of course they got the Trump picture and all
the Trump stuff, and I get it. They got T
shirts posted right in the front of the store. F word,
F word, F word and not even hiding it.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
It's like, you mean, like like like the who the
whole word don't even on the T shirt. It's not
even like there's a symbol like symbol symbol K And
I can tell you right now, Ocean City is not
like dude, it's it's so scumbagging man. Yeah, I'm looking
at it's basic shirt that says I fed your mom
and your mom e fan loved it. Like I'm not kidding.
There's probably a shirt like that.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
Did you buy me one?

Speaker 3 (56:08):
I didn't like? I was one too, said hey this
is it? Said that was always Wildwood, Like Wildwood was
the place you could like go get a tattoo and
an ear piercing on the boardwalk, right all on the boardwalk,
where like Ocean City it's like we got some funnel
cake and we went on some rides.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't think Ocean City had this
going down.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
But I don't know if you've been there shirt. I
don't think any boardwalk going down.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
I want to say, I saw a shirt said your
mom's a bitch, like just out there, and now I'm
walking by with my kids.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
I'm like, come on, can we make you see.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
Okay in the back of the store.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
After the Trump assassination attempt, right, he gets up there
and he you know, he yells out, there's gotta be
those shirts on the boardwalk. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
They had the picture of him when he gets shot
in the ear.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
The most risky I remember growing up up was I
think it was Kadaffi and it was like a picture
of like, uh Kadaffi and they had like they had
them in the crosshairs of like a rifle like like
that was the most risky thing I remember going up. Right,
They're not even dude, it's it's a legit F word
on every T shirt in the wildwood boardwall. I'll always

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remember there was a T shirt shop.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
This is back in the day when they actually had
the iron on the logos.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Yeah, you picked out which one you want to be
ironed it on?

Speaker 3 (57:26):
And I remember to day, if you if as a kid,
I at first I was a little little kid. I
didn't even know understand what this meant. It was in
the it was because the wall was all the logos
that you could put on the shirts. And on the
top left hand corner of this store, it was like
Seventh Street or something in Ocean City. It was Captain

(57:48):
Condom and it was a condom who was a superhero. Okay,
I had a little cape right right had I think
I remember Captain Condom And I remember as a kid
thinking that was like the dirty, naughtiest thing I ever saw,
right Like that was like that was that I was insane. Uh.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
Now you're just saying they just the right dude right there,
as plain as day. And the kids can just read
it when they're going buy the T shirt.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Who's gonna wear that shirt? Because remember, dude, we used
to think that remember Big Johnson. Do you remember those shirts? Ye,
So like the whole joke was Big Johnson, right he
it was it would play sports, but he had a
big dog.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Yeah, they hit it, they hit it.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
They hit it. And but like we thought they were
like outrageous and parents were angry, They're like, you're selling
Big Johnson shirts.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Like now it's just like no, it's your mom.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
I'm sure the d were dude, I'm sure it's like
your girl loves my d like you wear that shirt
like I remember, like you would play the games. It
would be like a picture, like a poster. It's like
some hot chicks. She's all wet, like in a thombak.
Like that was risky growing up, of course taking a
peek at that. This one.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
They don't even hide it. Wow, but anymore like wow, Okay, thanks,
I'm just a little pissed off you didn't buy me
the shirt, dude.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
It was this if your mom after your sister just
all right, Uh okay. There was one it had like
it was a pair of like like booty shorts and
it said like Mike's booty on it. I get that one, okay,
And your boyfriend is Mike. This is his booty. I
get that one.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
Okay, I get Yeah, but af your mom and you
just went hard, Oh hard hard.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Sorry there, let's tick off that rock block.

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