THURSDAY 8-8-24

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake up, Wake up? Oh yeah, darling, why up?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 1 (00:38):
And this show isn't it? Hey, homie? What's happening? Man?
What's going on with you? Twelve o'clock midnight tonight or last?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
So?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yes, it probably midnight this morning, six hours ago. Yeah,
I wake up at midnight. Now.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
I do this thing where I wake up in a
wide and I went to bed, I don't know, nine
thirty ten, So I slept like two and a half hours.
My body is wide awake, like I could get.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Up and do anything. I'm just laying there. I lay
in bed.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
It's almost now, it's almost three o'clock. I'm just laying there.
Then I finally fall asleep, and I had to get
up at four o'clock. I'm like, what what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
I swear to God, if there was a casino between
my house and the studio, dude, one hundred percent would
have went last night. I would have gambled last night
was wide awake to do something.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, one thirty I woke up and my daughter was right,
because it got to be about seven thirty seven forty
five last night, I was I was exhausted, so I
was like, I was like I think I'm just I'm
calling it a night, and she's like, she's like, let's
stay up till like nine. I was like, now going
the bed. Nope, no, I'm going.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
To bed and then and then what happens? I wake
up at one thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, even if there was like ave been up since
one thirty, it was a twenty four hour bar.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
You could call me and text me like, hey man,
you up, I'd be like, yeah, they're used to COVID.
COVID stopped all day. Yeah. Yeah, it used to be
twenty four hours, twenty four hour bars. There were three.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I could get food, shop and done because places like Walmart,
we're up in twenty four hours a day.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
That doesn't gonna happen anymore. There's nothing to do.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
I thought about getting up and doing something and then
I end up falling asleep for I don't know, forty
five minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm like, come on, and my.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Whole day I'm cleaning my kitchen. I'm on TikTok. Yeah,
I'm like, what am I doing? I'm trying to drive
to tiptoe around so I don't wake anybody up in
the house.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
And my family.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
But that's the such like hard sleepers. My wife like
she's not getting up at all. I could just hear
her breathing the whole time. Even my dog jumps up
on the bed like, hey man, what's happened. He's like,
he looks at me, goes right back to sleep.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I'll see you later. He sleeps. He sleeps on his
back with his balls out. It makes me laugh. I
like that, dude, you still haven't gotten him taken care of. No,
we're gonna do it. Uh, we're gonna do it soon though. Yeah,
I'm gonna do it. Yeah, you better watch it. I
just gotta knock somebody up.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
I know.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
I know.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
He's a little wild too. We're gonna reel that thing
in a little bit. Uh, hey, everybody, it is Thursday.
We're gonna dive into that. We're gonna find a ZXL
Workforce employee of the day.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
We got tickets for the Tattoo Convention down in Wildwood.
We'll get with that coming up in.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Just a little bit.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
So when i'd point seven zx South Jersey's rock station
ZXL Morning Show, Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Doord line, I can go all write it and will
do it line.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
And things sucks. I'm scotty, good morning.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Here's some news fo use on a Thursday, A rainy Thursday.
Most it's a very voice, sloppy webb. I guess it's
remnants of that hurricane the South. A lot of flooding
down there. The Humane Society of Ocean City is searching
for a home for a dog that was left outside

(03:36):
of this shelter last week. Surveillance video shows the dog's
former owner trying to uh tying her to a bench
just after midnight on August first. A note left behind
so the dog's a one year old pit bull named Mellow.
The former owner also wrote they just could no longer
care for.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
The dog now.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
The Humane Society said this is the fourth dog that
has been dumped outside their location in the last third.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
What a shame, man.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
I don't have it in my heart to leave a
dog anywhere. I make sure I found a home for it.
That's what he tell my kids, because they're always on
get it all, Get a doll.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
We gotta get what's his name, Lucky.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Mellow Mellow, and I'm I go to my kids, like,
you can't make your bit right, so so now I'm
gonna give you the responsibility of having a dog. And
this is what happens. People get a dog because they're like,
oh my god, I just watched Marley and Me, and
then they go and get a dice, watched Old Yeller,
and then you'll get a dog, right, And then after

(04:32):
a couple of weeks they're like, yeah, this is a
lot of responsibility. I got one cause I saw the
movie Kujo and then it killed my whole family. Boor's
Head is facing a potential class action lawsuit over a
recall of seven million pounds of deli meat linked to lysteria.
The lawsuit, filed in the United States Extract Court for
the Eastern District of New York on August first, alleges

(04:53):
Boar's Head improperly, deceptibly and misleadingly labeled and market its
products by not disclosing the products had been potentially contaminated
with listeria. Uh The Italian restaurant Buca Dipeppo Have you
ever been there?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I change, yeah, we had one in Colorado.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, they filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy. They're shutting down
eighteen locations, including the one remaining in New Jersey that's
in Atlantic City. Buka de Peppo has been slowly shedding
its location since the pandemic. Has shut down twenty percent
more restaurants this week.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
That's news. What about sports?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
It's brought to you by a Pepo. I can I
can scratch that off the list. Summer's Point Lumber go
to Summerspoint Lumber dot com. Phil's beat the Dodgers nine
to four last night Diamondbacks the Night nine forty. Start
listening to the game right here at ZXL. We are
your official Philadelphia Phillies radio station. The NCAA announced a

(05:55):
four year ban for Jim Harball h He was coaching
Michigan right took him to a national championship. Apparently, they
said he made contact with recruits that was restricted during
the COVID nineteen pandemic, banning him from college athletics until
twenty twenty eight. Now here's the kicker. He doesn't coach
college team anymore. He coaches in the NFL. So this

(06:17):
come back, this hasn't nothing to it doesn't affect him
in any way. Well, hey, it worked. They won a
national championship today Michigan. So winter him.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
You weren't allowed to talk to kids during COVID. So
many rules and restrictions. I know. I like when they
buy him corvette.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
And Rafael Nadal has pulled out of the US Open,
making it the third Grand Slam tournament he has missed
this tennis season.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
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Speaker 5 (06:51):
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Speaker 4 (07:05):
I don't know if this happens with other guys. I
don't have say in my home when it comes to
major decisions. Now, I'm not saying I don't ask my
wife for advice, but I don't know if I wanted to,
let's say, buy a new car or truck. I would say, hey,
you know, I'd like to do this, and then she
would shoot it down, and then it would be her
idea of months from now, and then whild Okay, we
end up doing it. So I've mentioned about getting another dog.

(07:26):
We already have one dog. Our life is already screwed.
We can't go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
You want another dog.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
I'm thinking, listen, this dog would love another dog. Go
out there and play with and the yard and everything else.
It's like, we already have one dog.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
You open the door once, two dogs go out, You
feed the dogs, two dogs eat, that's it.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
It would have a companion. And he's young enough now
where it's not like you gonna die and be stuck
with another one.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Do you like inflicting pain on your life? Listen? I
wish we didn't.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
If I could snap my fingers and go back and
not have a dog, I would do it tomorrow. But
I already know this guy and I love the thing,
So I'm like, Okay, he probably would love another dog.
So say I won't we get another dog? No, no, no, no, no,
We're not getting another dog.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
So this morning I wake up and my wife sends
me a text message from Petfinder of some I don't know,
some awful, stupid looking dog and I'm like, it's it's
this is this isn't at.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
All what we're looking for. I don't even know what that.
It looks like a rabbit, like I get this textas morning.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
It looks like it looks like a dough room pincher,
but like but like, uh like a Walmart brand.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
It's got big like big big ears. That's stand right up.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
I'm like, this is if I was gonna get a dog,
I want it like to be kind of like the
other dog about the same size so they look cool. Yeah,
I don't know what kind of dog. You should adopt
a dog from a shelter, And I think that's what
this is. It's it's on Petfinder. The dog's name is Goose.
But I'm like, it's in Newfield, New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I don't know what that is. I'm like, so that's
come up with the idea. It's close to you? Is
Newfield close to me? Sure why we're gonna get it? Yeah?
I uh yeah, I don't man.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, the two dog thing I never got, uh like
growing up, like we had a dog and then you
had a dog and it was your dog. I never
got the multiple like I don't live on a farm. Yeah,
I don't need multiple animals. Yeah we had at one point,
I had three, three little dogs. Three would have to
you'd have to bring him in here and then you'd
have to like like uh like pen them up because

(09:15):
you know, they get crazy.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
We'd walk these dogs, like every night, we'd walk three dogs.
I'm like, we should just have kids. What are we
doing with all these stupid dogs? So why are you
thinking about getting another dog?

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Then?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Nothing? Nothing, I already have a stupid dog.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
So why so you you you already said it's it
was a pain in the balls with three dogs, So
now you want to get a second dog?

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Well to me, it's okay to me. Now the dog
has a friend to kind of hang out with. So
I when I'm bored and I don't have to I'm
not playing with and it's bored, it could go.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Play with the other dog. Like we have.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
We've already ruined our life. We already have to get
a dog. Sit are now like we we were free
and clear.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Charge two dogs. She's got charge more for two dogs
and then you're your one dog. He mauls your mother.
He hates your mother so much that he bites her. Well,
maybe this dog would fall to that dog and tell
him stop biting the old ladyes so. But this is
what I hear from people is when you do something
like that, like you got a second dog, then the
dog stops being your friend, and then the two dogs

(10:11):
just become friends, and then they.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Team up and they maul the whole family, and then
they find a whole family just eat you.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, hey, man, I wish you the best. I uh, yeah,
I am. I am without dog. I haven't thought about that.
You are lucky, man.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I thought that about that this morning.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
I'm like, I'm turning the lights out in my kitchen
about the leaf for work, and I'm like, it's so
nice not to have a dog.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, it is it because I would have to be
I would have to.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Worry about letting him out and where he's at, and
you know, did I feed him?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Did he did he have an accident? And I'm like, nah, yeah,
I just shut the door behind me. That was it.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
We would go to the beach all day and I
have to worry about coming letting the dog out. We
went to Disney or you know, long vacation, long weekend,
not worrying about it.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
A dog watcher got one. I have a mother with dementia,
so that's kind of like having a dog. A lot
of responsibility in that too.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Do you create her? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Sometimes things get real bad. Yeah, I got a big
I got a big old crate. In our family are.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
My neighbor has one dog and he got another dog,
and he's like, well, this is my son's dog. I'm like,
it doesn't work. Like now your son is not going
to be responsible. My kids are very good with the
dog now. They do take it out and play with
and everything else, and they're a little bit older. But
I don't put all the responsibility of a second dog
just all my kids. If I'm gonna do it, because
I'm gonna door and hang out with.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I also would put a price tag on it too,
because that's that's double the vet bills.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, it is double the food.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
The food, yeah, man, especially like I don't even know
what dog food costs now with inflation.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Here's what happens when the wife has an idea. You
know what happens, man, This this is how we got
the dog. She said, we're gonna go meet. We talked
to the trainer. We weren't going to get a dog.
We have a meat great setup with the dog. I said, okay,
so we're go get a dog. He's like, no, no,
just the meat and greet. I was like, bring your
money and bring cab and bring a little bit of
cash because this is our limit.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
No one ever goes meets a dog and like, I
don't want to take it home.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Never would I sit there with just having dogs looking
at me like Nat, I don't like any of these.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Of course, you could have fall in love with supid dog.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
We did.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
We brought it home. I hope you get a pug,
but yeah, that's I don't want that.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
I'll tell you if if if I had to get
a dog today has a joke, I want a pug
or a Wiener dog. I want to either one of those,
just because they're funny looking dogs.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah right, that would make me happy. Look we we
get back, we'll knock out some rock news. It Scotty
rock news.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Here's some rock news for you. Tommy Lee, the drummer
for Motley Crue. He was being interviewed by the comedian
Theo Vaughan on his podcast this past Weekend with theo
Vaughan and they asked about you know, we I think
we've all seen the movie The Dirt that was on Netflix,
and they had the book that was out years ago,
and it was about the escapades of Motley Crue and

(13:01):
how they were they were crazy. And in one of
the stories in The Dirt, which was in the movie,
they're touring with Ozzy Osbourne and Ozzy sees a line
of ants on the side of a pool, right, and
and they bet Ozzy that he wouldn't snort the ant
and Ozzy then snorted the ants.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Well, they said, after that happened, So that's.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Kind of where I think the movie ends, where like that,
like that scene ends, right, So that was true, very true, Tommy,
Tommy is stands by that that that is absolutely true. Ozzie,
I think is admitted to that. But then Tommy now
is saying, well, here's what happened after Ozzy snorts the ants,
and then we're sitting there with Nicky six, right, So

(13:47):
Nicky six.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Is there from Motley Crue. He whips out his dogar
and he and he goes, he goes.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
This is at a four Seasons hotel in Dallas we're
at the pool. He goes, I'm gonna one up, I'm
gonna peek, and then I'm gonna snort my own pie.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Now we're talking, okay, I doub So.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
He starts to go number one, and then Ozzy, not
to be beat starts snorting Nikky Six's pow.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Where was that in a movie? Was that too farfs
in a movie? That we never would have believed it?

Speaker 4 (14:22):
So even Tommy was like, dude, okay, enough, you win, Ozzie,
and we don't need to do any of this anymore.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Now you're at the pool with your kids.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Dad, why is the Prince of Darkness sniffing ants and
pe well?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Winter Ozzy, by the way, Winter.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Tommy even said that Journey has canceled their tour in
the UK because.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
They're suing each other.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
I don't even know how they got the tour through
the US, so there, so the UK and Ireland leg
of the fiftieth anniversary tour has been scrapped.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
If you don't know, Journey is two of the guys.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Jonathan Kane and Neil Sean are suing each other because
Jonathan Kane claims that Neil Sean is spending too much
money on their American Express cards.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
What if they maxed it out and they can't afford
rooms in the UK. And that's why they finally had
to cance of the tour. They have a one million
dollar limit, and he said that Neil Shan's hid it.
The card's maxed out, so he spends He's said, you know,
Jonathan Kane is claiming that they I think we talked
about this last week. They're given fifteen hundred bucks a
night for hotels and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Right, that's that's your per diem.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
You go out and like, all right, they can get
a nice hotel, pretty good. That's a couple of rooms
at the Red Roof in Neil Sean has been spending
up to ten thousand dollars per night on rooms and
room service and dinners and things like that. So now
it's gotten so contentious that they're not even going to
try and tour the UK. Oh, where's the kid from

(15:58):
Vietnam because you have to go back now it's Taiwan,
No Thailand, from Philippines.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
He's from Bangkok. He's from Phillis from the Phi Philippine.
So he goes back.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Now, Yeah, that poor kids, like guys, this is my
only job. Can we just can look, can we just
keep working? You could live for a year for fifteen
hundred dollars at a hotel in the Philippine. Sure, Yeah,
I'm sure you can, Pete Townshend, he said, And this
is interesting because Pete's usually the one that that that
that doesn't want to do this.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
He said, he's actually hoping.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
The who gets back together, him and Roger dawtry for
some farewell dates or a farewell tour and maybe even
do a new album. But he said, Roger dawtry right now,
doesn't seem interested.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
He said, he really doesn't seem interested in going into
the studio to make new music. And he said, he said, look,
I don't want to bully Roger into doing anything. I
did that in the seventies, especially with Quadrapinia. I bullied
everyone in the band to do exactly what I wanted
to do.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
He said that I would like to go out on
tour if Roger would go out on a much smaller size,
some much smaller band, because they go out there they've
been touring with orchestras.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, and He's like, I just.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Want to go out there, you know, at the end
of the day. Man, it was it was four guys.
It was you know, it was a drummer, the bassist,
the guitarist, and you're singer, Roger and and so now
it's like it's crazy you go out there and the
same thing with the Rolling Stones, Like they got a
lot of help.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
And I specially saw that when I.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Saw the Rolling Stones a couple of weeks ago, it
was the first time I saw that they had a
lot of backing help.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Gotcha right in their eighties, so like, you know they
need that.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
You know, I got Keith Richeres, he's forgetting words the songs,
has been singing.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
For fifty years. You got back up.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
So yeah, you got to make sure you have that.
And so it's interesting. Pete Townsend's always the guy to
say that he wants to end The Who, and now
he's saying, now I want to do one more run
and then look, I'm a sucker for the Who. So
if if I can see them one more time, that
would be fantastic.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
You want to do it, do it now? Man, you're
not getting any younger.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
They're years younger than the Stone, So I think they're
like seventy six, seventy seven seventy eight something like that.
So yeah, man, you know, luckily Roger keeps himself in
pretty good shape.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Pete seems to be in pretty good shape. So and
that's it. The other guys are dead. So you know,
you got a nice backup band. And there you go,
go out on tour. Uh, there you go. Some rock
news for you.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
My heart radio.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
It is the ZXL Morning Show on one hundred point
seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station and the ZXL Morning Show,
which I said twice, I'll.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Tell you what I'm loving this political season. This political
season has become unbelievable. It'll be fun if we win
in November. It's wrestling, it'll be fun. It's it has
become professional wrestling. So yesterday one of the things that
happened was the guy who is Donald Trump's running mate
was a JD. Vance or something like that, right Vance,

(19:12):
So JD Vance he bum rushes Kamala Harris is playing
to go with a butt like like not even kidding,
with a stable of people to go try and get
her to answer questions about some stuff, right, and so
what does she do.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
She brings out the girl scouts to protect her. I
like that move. So yeah, you're not going to push
through a group of girls.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
So now the press won't ask her questions because the
girl scouts are there.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
The other thing is she's now picked the vice presidential candidate.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Who looks like every drunk uncle at a at at
like a birthday party.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
So and then this guy, he's great, he's got a
mug shot. So now Trump's not the only one with
a mug shot. This guy he got duy. And now
they're calling this guy out because I guess he was
in the reserves or the uh, the National Guard, and
they called him up to go to uh to go
to war. Right, this is one of I guess the
Iraq stuff was really cooking and uh, and so he quit,

(20:14):
Yeah he quit.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
He didn't go quit. He didn't go overseas.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
So now everyone's yelling in screament because in commercials and
they found these commercials, he's claimed to be a war veteran. Dude,
we are so far beyond policies at this point that
we are just ripping people apartment And.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
If you have baggage, beautiful, if you have baggage, you.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Know it's gonna come out this guy and listen, vote
for who you want to vote for. I get it,
but I'm voting for the I'm voting for Donald. It's
not a mystery. Now here's the thing I don't. I
don't say who I'm voting for, but let's just say, yeah,
I have a picture with me and Donald Trump, so
I might lean that way because of that picture.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Well, they're called what's his name Tom? What's his name?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Uh to? What's wheels? The new guy? Yeah, the guy
from Minnesota. Let's call him that guy. Well, I think
it's Tom whatever. They're calling him tampon Tom.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
He he was big about putting tampons in boy's bathroom school.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
He signed a bill put his witchpons in boy's bathrooms,
which I don't I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
How crazy are we? Somebody please ask him? Where is
that guy?

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Where's that boy gonna put that? Tampa? This is looney,
Donald Trump's running mate. He had a movie based on
his life. I didn't even know that.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Until after Donald Trump picked him. And they're calling him weird.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah, that's it's dude. Both sides are looney as looney
can be. It's it's it's nuts. And when I'm watching
this guy jd Vance which is a wrestling name to
begin with him and his him and his stable of
wrestlers walk over to her plane to try and and
like ambush her. I'm like, this is like what happened

(21:51):
to just I don't know dignity like like it it's
all just Nutso.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Well, you know what he said too, is he pointed
at the plane. He said, yeah, this is gonna be
mine soon because it was air Force too. And that's
the one that carts around the Vice president. The whole
thing is, this whole thing is nuts, man, you know.
And he's going to convince she has she has a
rally and you got a Megan the Stallions performing and
she's torking on stage.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
The whole thing is this is a mess. Fantastic. Yeah,
it's a lot of growing up.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
There's never a thing grown up. You never knew this
kind of dirt. And I get we have the internet now,
but wow, it's so beyond pow we have.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
You would have Ronald Reagan go up there with Walter Mondale,
they'd shake hands, they debate, they'd shake hands and go home.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
There's name.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Man, And now you're like, what is happening? And look
I get it, dude, and Donald Trump kind of he
you know, he incites that in people for some reason.
But the guy is in the w w EE Hall
of Fame.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah he is. Yeah, it's Tim Walls. Tim Tampon's got
a nickname and everything. I don't know, man, all right,
you know. And then and then you have the third guy,
who's Robert F. Kennedy Junior.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
If he killed a bear, he killed a bear and
then left it in Central Park and he lost his voice.
It's like, what's happening in the world right now?

Speaker 5 (23:15):
I just want Guess to go down and strong borders
that please, that's right, and not to be taxed out
the ass.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
That's all that I want.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Now, we know what we need to figure this out
through Through a wrestling match actually is what needs to happen. Hey,
I got to pay of tickets for let's see here
the Tattoo Convention coming down to the wild Woods. So
let's see. It's a four pack of tickets for the
Wildwood Tattoo Beach Bash at the Convention Center and that's

(23:42):
going to be this weekend. Kids under twelve are free,
So if you're twelve or under and won a tattoo,
you get in for free.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Can you get a tattoo?

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Anything goes in the Wildwoods. So if you want to
go to a tattoo convention in Wildwood, it's the Wildwood
Tattoo Beach Bash. It's a four pack of tickets style
up right now six zero nine seven get back headlines.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yesterday was one of the worst days of my entire life. Yeah,
you sent me a video.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
It didn't look good, But once again I got to
blame the people that planned it.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
You decided to go fishing and want to go fishing,
and like real fishing, not like.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Hey, I'm just going to go out out on a
dock and fish. I don't like fishing at all.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
There was remnants of a hurricane that were coming through
and when you sent me, because you text me the
day before and you're like, hey man, I got to
take a vacation day.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I gotta go fishing.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
And I said okay, and I wanted to write you
back and go, dude, you know that literally a hurricane
that had just hit the South is coming our way.
I felt it, yes, sir, yeah, and it just it
never stopped raining.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
So this is it was supposed to happen the week before,
so it gets canceled because of the weather. So he's
trying to get this thing in. Now it's his fortieth
birthday thing, right.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
So it's a guy planning his fortieth. Good friend of mine, man,
I couldn't. I couldn't say no.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
To it.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Who plans it on a Wednesday. Well, listen, you came
out to Nashville. You could easily said no for my fiftieth,
and you didn't. You came through. And I appreciate at
least that was a weekend and at least it was
fun and you knew it was gonna be fun. I
don't like fishing as it is, so we we've done
this before. So we got yesterday about fishing. Now we
don't go as far as we were gonna go, like
sixty miles out for real fish. I don't even know
what that is because there was probably a hurricane six

(25:33):
foot swells. He's like, the Captain's like, yeah, you won't
even it won't even be good for you. You don't want
to do that, so we'll go a little a little
more inland. This is a captain who's like, you know what,
I'm not gonna make any money today because of the rain. Yeah,
and I'm gonna I'm gonna hoodwink these girls. Yeah, and
we're gonna make some money.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Now.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
I usually don't get I don't get most of sickness,
but I guess I was never in I don't know
swells like this bad bad weather.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
We go out and it's.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Like two to three foot swells, they say, well, they
they It doesn't sound as bad when it's constant and
you're out there for hours. Dude, I go out there.
Now we're going out. I feel good. I'm like a
beautiful morning rain. There's no rain. It's I'm ready to
go out there. Wait, I hit man. The first twenty
minutes I get sick man motion sickness. Well, I'm I'm
now throwing up my breakfast.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
It was awful, and now I'm stuck out there for
not four hours, eight nine hours were staying out there.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, it's not fun. No, it wasn't fun. It wasn't
fun at all. And that sucks. And when you get sick, man,
it's hard to shake.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
But all to shake it like, the last two hours
felt okay. But at no point in that trip, other
than the first hour to get out there, did I
feel like I was enjoying myself.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
I always felt bad. Man.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
We having a boat growing up, and there was always
somebody who would get sick, and and then you just
they just curl up, you know, and that and then
but it's the thing is and then you have a
history of vertigo, which is kind of the same thing.
So like that, that's all your equilibrium is being thrown off.
That's why you're getting sick.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
That's what the feeling was. Yeah, and so it was
like being on an edible. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
And so I mean, I guess you didn't even think
of putting any drama meine, you know, on your neck
or taking it.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
So I find out everyone's popping drama meine like the
day before up until the boat trip. I know you
did no preparation, No, not at all, not even thinking
about it. I finally take a drama meine, which I
had got fifteen minutes into.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
The ride anywhere. It does nothing at that point. Now
I know, I just threw it up. Yeah. Yeah, and
you need to do it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I think it's got to be done a couple hours
before we go out. Now, I know, I don't want
to be on this boat for nine hours.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
That's the trick.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
I am a if I'm going it's a three four
hours and bring me back in.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
That's it's nine hour trip. We're going out nine hours. Yeah,
what do you guys do it for?

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I mean, I guess I would drink for nine hours.
But okay, so you think you're gonna go out there now?
It's four hundred dollars per person for me to do this.
You know, I don't like to waste MI. So even
my wife has given me a hard time, and I'm
justifying that is. Hey, you know, if I come back
with a mound of tuna steaks, well then a trip
paid for itself. Yeah, we go out, I get sick,

(27:55):
I end up sleeping for most of the trip. I
got right, what a waste? We catch my may may's
at a fish? Okay, sure is. We caught two of
them the whole time, the entire boat ride, for nine
hours of being out there with these things dragging into water.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
That two fish?

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah, because dude, two fish hit the line because you're
in a hurricane.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 4 (28:17):
They don't like the hurricane. Even the fish were like, yo,
we're out of here for the.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Day, and I call bs. Nobody knows where the fish
are going to hit. Now.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
We get a call about four hours and we're catching
nothing right other than my I'm chumming the waters for
shark because I'm throwing up. So we get a call
from a he shoots out to another cat and now
we're going. Now, we're gonna go ten miles in a
different direction because the fish are hitting there. So everyone's
all geared up for that nothing. It was the one
of the worst, dude. It was one of the worst
days of my tire life.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
I spent too much money, I didn't have any good
I didn't have a good time. I didn't catch one fish,
and I'm coming home. My wife's like, yep, and maybe
you shouldn't go next year. I was like, yeah, I'm
not gonna go now. Maybe is the lossome weight?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I thought about that, so I mean ask it. Well,
thank god because of the weather.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
The party cruise for tonight got canceled because you didn't
want to go back out in another post.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
No, no, imagine that. Now every time you're out on
a boat you get sick.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Here's how bad the weather must be. Is that Captain
Bob who never turns down the ship. Dude, We've gone
out in rough waters with that stupid booz cruise when
it's pouring out ran because he doesn't want to give
money in December. He doesn't want to get we're breaking
through ice in December because he doesn't want to give
money back. Even he called me yesterday said yeah, this
storm's hitting.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Uh yeah, we're canceling the Booze Cruise for tonight. I'm like, wow,
you must have really been bad.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
I thought about you yesterday and I was like, yeah,
then you sent me the video of you of you
pukein I was like, oh man, that's exactly.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
What I thought. What happened?

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah, vacation day. Yeah, what a disaster, man, absolute disaster.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
That's good. Well it was all worth it.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
I got nothing out of it, nothing, that's nothing. Nothing
out fish. Okay, at least we got some fish. I'm like, okay,
I can get through it.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
I'm just sitting there. I'm laying on the couchs like
ready to throw up. Man for six hours. Yeah, you're
like a little kid. What's bad?

Speaker 5 (30:04):
And of course I'm sure there's no I know there
is because they send them to me. There's pictures of
me sleeping, there's a video of me hacking up. I
set you.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Oh boy, yeah, you were that guy confessing.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
So now, dude, I didn't want to tell you, but
there's a uh they must have sharp e a ding
dong on your head just about of course, there's a
video where I'm hacking over and the guy's pretending to
bang me from behind.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
You know that's what that's what we do. That's exactly
what you did, and I take all of it. You
were the guy at the party who threw up for
the embarrassment, to shame a grown man. We get back.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
We'll knock out some trash.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Oh love trash, anything, thirty on anything, racket, roughing, frash.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Here's some trash for you. That's always sad when you
hear this.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Actually a very attractive woman, very talented, Kate Winsley.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
She was from Titanic.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
She said that after Titanic, a lot of people criticized
her for being a little heavy, like she has.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Some curves right. She wanted to watch her Kirby back then.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
She wanted Jack the painter like his French women.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
He had to use more paint than normal. She ended
up getting an eating disorder because of it.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
She did that awesome show and they never followed up
with another season was the show where she was a
detective in Delco and oh yeah, it was really really
good and they never gave it a second season. It sucks,
but she was awesome in that show now I think
about it. There wasn't a lot of room on that
door for Jack. She had, yeah, bucking a fried chicken.

(32:03):
She gets the chicken from she grathered.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
From the kitchen before died. Before it's sunk. Why do
you sink so fast too? You just went under.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Let's see here, that's not because you should be able
to tread water holding on to that door. Did you're
by the north pole? That water's freezing cold? And that's right.
That wasn't a true story. I think they made that
story up right. I mean, it's a true story that
it's sunk. Oh the ship, Yeah yeah, yeah, I think
that's that.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
The romance story I think was all made up. Let's
see here. Not a lot going on in the gossip
world today. Let's make some stuff up. Reynolds died. Did
you see that last night?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
The wolverine killed them? Miranda Kerr, I think she's a model.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Whatever she is.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
She made a lot of money because she just sold
her Malibu house for four million bucks.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
So good for Miranda Kurrt. Know who that is? Remember
Emily Rema Tsowski. No, dude, it was the girl from
the what was that song that?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
It was Alan Fick's kid, Robin Thix Blurred Blurred Lines.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
It was the girl from the Blurred Lines video.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Okay, all right, she's dating now, or at least it's
rumored that she's dating Chaboozy.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Good for Shaboozie. Shaboozie is the guy. He's got that
hit song right now, right one song?

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
And uh, do you know the guy at Zach Bryant. Yes, Okay,
he's a he's a country star.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
So he just did two shows, two sold out shows
at the Link.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
He does a thing, I forget what it's called.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
He brings out all these people, you know, dooring his
concert and it's it's a whole song and it's a
whole big thing, right, and he's dating a girl from
bar school sports.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
She comes out, dude.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
He brought out Bruce Springsteen yesterday and the lumineers like,
this guy's doing okay, And he just started he's ex
military and he really just started country music like maybe like.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Four or five years ago country Concerence Man right.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
And dud Dude two sold out shows at the Link
and he's bringing out the lumineers.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
They got that one song right, well, it's a cool song.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
And then to bring out Springsteen and he's brought Springsteen
out a couple times when they do this.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
I don't forget what it's called, Like Bruce isn't bringing
him out, he's bringing out He's bringing Bruce.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
And they did Atlantic City right together, and then does
this the revival it's called the revival and uh and
so yeah, man, this guy's doing.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Date a super hot girl that works for Barstool Sports
name Chicken Brianna Chicken Fingers.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Chicken Fingers.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Chicken Brianna Chicken Fries is her name because she she
was a TikTok star and talked about how ungover she
wasn't not college and all she wanted was burger king
chicken fries.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
So she got the name Brianna Chicken Fry.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
But like, dude, this guy, you got a figure like Okay,
Taylor Swift, she's been around for a long time. This
guy's been around for like two years. Like he was
opening up for country artists two years ago. The dude
sold out The Link twice and he's got Springsteen on stage.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
With Let's don't mess that up. Man, you better have
a PR team around you making sure you're not building
stools off a rooftop bars.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Yeah, like that guy Morgan that get out, But I
think i'd won a party with Morgan Wall. We were
probably at one of the bars he threw that stool off.
We were in Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
I'll tell you what though.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
After the first show that Zach Bryan did at The Link,
Who's you go out with?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
At a bar in Philly?

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Shane Gillis and so him and Shane Gillis, because Shane
Gillis is the Philly guy, they went and drank all
night at at some bar probably in South Philly.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Right there by the stadium. That's cool. There you go,
some trash for it. Art Radio Olympics.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Update, American sprinter Quincy Hall had one of the biggest comebacks.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
One hundred point seven is THEXL South Jersey's rock station.
In our ZXL Workforce Employee of the Day.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Good morning, Hey, good morning, how you guys today? Yeah, buddy,
calling for the tattoo convention passes yet, Dirk Hey What
do you got, man? What tattoo you got?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
I got like thirteen?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
What's your favorite? Thirteen?

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
A lion on my form a lion? Now why the
lion is it? Is it for something? Leo? Okay, so
you're lid.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
My birthday this weekend, So that'd be perfect for the convention.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
What a nice birthday.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Now you think about getting a tattoo while you're there
at the at the beach batch.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Why will the tattoo beach badge?

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Now?

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Did I just one tickets?

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Now? Which one do you regret?

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Ex wife?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah? You got the ex wife on there. Ah, that sucks.
Ex girlfriend, ex girlfriend not white girlfriend. Now do you
try and cover that up or you just stuck with it?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
I haven't covered, but my wife now knows where it's.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah, it's that thing man, Yeah, and it's every time
you guys get into a fight.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
She just like points at it and pokes it. I
get it.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Man.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
My buddy has his uh his ex wife on his
like the inside of I guess of his forearm. But
it's such a long name and it's so big you
can't even hide it. Like it's the name is Evalon
And I'm like, unless unless you made it into like
the echelon mall, like you can't you can't, you can't
hide up evalon.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
That's a tough one to change. That is a tough one.
I mean everything. I don't know what you do there.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
How long were you dating there before you got the tattoo?

Speaker 6 (37:45):
But it was a senior and high school move man tattooed.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Oh damn well, yeah, dude, I I did. A week
after graduating high school. There's me in a tattoo parlor
and I'm doing the thing.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Where I'm reading the book.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Yeah, and I'm looking at the book in the lobby
to get a tattoo.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I was so stupid. What'd you get? I gotta know what? Yeah,
I do know, but I want everybody to know what
you get.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
So on my back, I got the Uh, it's a
it's a like a it's a it's a bull scullet.
Pretty cool, right, No, it's not cool at all. Now
here's the problem. Here's the problem. I wouldn't regret it,
but six months maybe after I got it, guess who
becomes one of the biggest stars in the world.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
The guy, the guy named the Rock.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
And now every time somebody sees it, they think that
I'm just a rock fan yep. And I was like, no,
I was just a dumb kid in run of me
getting a tattoo.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
I'm tattoo I am tattoo free. I am tattoo free.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
All right, my man, you got a four pack of
tickets for the Wildwood Tattoo Beach Bash at the Wildwoods
Convention Center this weekend.

Speaker 7 (38:53):
All right, thanks, guys, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
You're welcome.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Yeah, two fifteen, two hundred and fifteen pounds. If I
get down two fifteen, I'll think about getting a tattooed.
I think I'm too big to get a tattle.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
What it is? You gotta be in great shape to
get a tattoo. It doesn't make any sense if you're
a big guy.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
If you're If you're a bigger guy, and I only
know this from going to Eagles and Phillies and Flyers
and Sixers games, if you're a big guy, usually you
get like the Philly fanatic on your calf, right right right,
Like I knew growing up the big thing was people
would get Looney Tunes tattooed on their calf yea or

(39:29):
or the big one growing up, you know, Irish Catholic,
the Celtic cross. Okay, that was the big one a
lot of times right there on the forearm. Sometimes the
best is when when guys like you were saying they
got it when they were young in their arms.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Like they worked out. Yeah, looked good with the tribal.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
But now they're now they're like forty forty five, and
now it's just flabby.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah. I like the guy with the Philly fanatic where
the his belly button is the fanatics nose. I see
that guy on TV.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Almost Yeah, I think he's I think he he's kind
of famous, isn't he.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
You gotta be real fast that now that looked cool
because he did everything, has like I ninety five.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
On it and has all the Philly style.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
We had a buddy named Bear, great guy man, and
if you're out there, man, we miss you. He had tattoos,
but I believe that he was so hairy that the
hair would cover up the tattoos.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
He had all four sports teams in Philly. Yeah, but
he had so he was so hairy. Yeah, the logos
looked like they had mustaches.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
It was hard.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
So you gotta shave that hair down. Let the tattoos
shine through and then it's weird because then it's only
that one area that shaved.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
It's it's all. It's it's the tattoos, are you know? Yeah, yeah,
you got kids. Kids.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
If you're getting a tattoo, just make a responsible decision
on what you're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Look, we get back.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
One hundred point seven of the Excel South Jerseys rock station.
My name is Joe, I go by Jojo, and that's
Scott we call him Scottie on.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Good Morning.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Uh So I learned something from the show Hot Ones yesterday.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Now what is hot one?

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Hot Ones is the show where the guy makes he
eat wings that are real hot and the interviews celebrities. Okay, yeah, yeah,
So Vince Vaughn was the great actor Vince Vaughan. He
was on the Hot one show and it's a fun
show man and he gets some pretty big guests. So
when they eat chicken wings, and the chicken wings are
super hot. So he's talking to Vince Vaughan, and I

(41:26):
didn't think that I would actually get educated on something,
and I was shocked by what I learned. Do you
want to do you want to hear what I learned? Okay,
this is from Vince Vaughan. Did they ask him real questions?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Is that what it is? Yeah, he asked the question.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
So they I think it's like eight or nine wings
each each one is it gets the more hot and
the whole thing is they have to get through all
the wings while he's asking you questions.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
It's it's an interview show, but they do it with
the wings. All right.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
So Vince Vaughan is a Chicago guy, and so I
guess this guy who does who hosts the show Hot Ones,
is also a Chicago guy.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
I found out. Did you know this?

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Do you know why Chicago's called the Windy City? Now
this is coming from it was both Vince Vaughan and
The Hot One's host Sean Evans. I believe he is
his name. They used to do as a job when
they were kids. They would host tours of Chicago. Yeah,
he did that movie with Jennifer Aniston in the movie.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
That is his job.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Yes, he said, he said that was kind of a
that was his his I Love Chicago movie, and so
that's what he was talking about that movie. So do
you know why it's called the Windy City? Okay, I
do not. I'm going to assume because it's windy. So
would I right, I think anybody you would hear windy
City and you would go wow, yeah, because there's so
much wind and it is.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I've flown into it. It is very windy.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Yeah right, very windy, by the way, not as windy
as Brigantine. Brigotine is it's the windy at city in
the country.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
I guess it's because it's the first barrier island. It
gets very windy in Brigantine. So Vince Vaughan did not
talk about Brigantine.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
He didn't mention it. He did not not on a
Hot one show because he's jealous.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
So it's called the windy city not because of the wind.
But it was a joke because the Chicago politicians politicians
were all wind bags. Well okay, so it's a knock
against the politics. The politics in Chicago, you know, from

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maybe one hundred years ago, one hundred and fifty years ago.
And the joke was, it's the windy city because all
the politicians are wind bags.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
God, this is the windy country then, because it's the
same everywhere but city.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
I'm like, huh, So it's not because it's windy because
of the politicians, huh. And do you know why it's
called the Second City because it's second behind Brigantine when
it comes to being windy. No, because it burned down.
It burned down and the I think it was the
late eighteen hundreds, the whole city burned down and they

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had to rebuild it, so they called it the Second City.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
And he got through all this eating hot wings wings. Yeah, dude,
I guess it must have been the mile once before
it got to the hotter ones.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
I learned more by watching that dumb hot one show
with Vince Vaughan than I did my entire seni orear
of high school.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
I didn know you were from Chicago. I forget that's
his thing. I guess, huh, yeah, that was his thing. Yeah,
so he's a Midwest gattested too.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
By the way, I need more Vince Vaughan in my life.
Vince Vaughan, Owen Wilson. I need two of those guys
back in my life again. The windy city thing really
threw me for a loop. Yeah, wind bags, I get it, wind.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Bags all politicians in Chicago or wind By.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
But it is windy though every time I fly, and
it's usually on a little plane from Philly.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
It was windy, very chilly. Yeah yeah, huh you making
that up? Who knew all?

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Because I was watching and once again, I mean I
wasted I don't know, a half hour of my day
watching Vince Vaughan eat high.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Yeah, but I learned something you did learn about the
windy city. Look we maybe that's why.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
They call Brigantine the windy city. Well they don't call
it the city, but it is windy.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
They call Brigantine the windiest city on the East.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's what they that's what they call it.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
So or at least that's what Honestly, I think that's
gonna be on the ballot this year for the election.
Is the is the rename of Brigantine? Just keep blowing
those green heads down down shore? Uh yeah, So I'm
guessing that Brigantine doesn't have a lot of bugs because
the bugs right the win.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
You need a little breeze and brigatine E should getting
bit by the bugs. That's the only downfall. Yeah, I
can't go outside and enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Gide always it's never not windy, and Briganton always windy.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Look we get back, we'll knock out something to do.
You think you have a gun.

Speaker 7 (45:50):
You think you've got in bed.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Don't you? In cabana? You know what that is?

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Yes, that is a like an upscale clothing, right, I
think it's called clothing and perfume and stuff. They've now
put out a dog perfume.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
What does it smell like? Another dog in heat?

Speaker 3 (46:09):
So?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, yeah, what's a dog need perfume for? Come on now?
So veterinarians aren't happy about it.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
They said the scent plays in a dog's world, and
artificial sense can alter and interfere with how dogs rely
on their sense of smell. Those in favor of doggy
perfumes include dog groomers who think they should smell nice
if they're gonna sit on a couch with us. And apparently,
if you want to buy the Dulci and Cabana perfume for.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Your dog, somebody will sure ninety nine bucks. Okay, what
a waste? They're rice, right.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
A dog's senses are so's so sensitive that, yeah, that's
gonna mess up their nose.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
A dog doesn't want that. A Chinese it smells like
another dog's ass. Why would a dog want to smell that?

Speaker 4 (46:55):
A Chinese company is taking heat after posting a job opportunity,
but telling applicants to not bother applying if they were
born in the Year of the Dog because they'd be
instantly rejected. The job opportunity, which pays about six hundred bucks,
caught fire on social media, with people calling out the
unnamed company for discrimination for not even being willing to

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consider applicants were born in nineteen twenty two, nineteen thirty four,
nineteen forty six, nineteen fifty eight, nineteen seventy, nineteen eighty two,
nineteen ninety.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Four, or two thousand and six.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
A source from inside the company reportedly said that the
boss was born in the Year of the Dragon and
believes he's not compatible with those born in the Year
of the Dog. Okay, so are you looking to go
on like a road trip and you know, like sometimes
he's going a road trip and you'll see like the
world's biggest donut or you'll see a yarn right, yeah,

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like one of those things, like a big tomato in Missura,
right there, the great State of Missura in Saint Louis.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
There's a museum.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
They have launched a new exhibit to show the world's
longest shoelace.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Isn't it just a piece of long and thin.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
So it's a it's twenty seven hundred feet long. Wait,
is the shoelaces all locked together? Is that what I'm
looking at? I think it's just a shoelaces, one shoelace.
Huh Yeah, it's a twenty four hours to create the
twenty seven hundred foot long shoelace. In order to secar
the world record, the shoelace had to be laid out
across a bridge so the team could survey it. Okay,

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people are Actually it doesn't sound so hard to do
it all. He told me twenty seven hours to do this.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
And it's a true shoelace, like it can be functional.
That's highest shoe. How big is the shoe?

Speaker 4 (48:48):
That's it gonna be a Yeah, you're gonna need like
the Who was the woman who had all the kids.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
In the shoe? Oh you're gonna need like a shoe
that size? Miss nit? It wasn't miss Nantucket? Was missus?
He lived in a bucket? Was it missus goose? Missus goose? Right?
Was something like that? Didn't she have a bunch of kids?
It was mother goose, mother goose? I think mother Goose.
Didn't she have a bunch of kids that lived in
a shoe. Maybe it was mother Goose, Yeah, something like that,

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I don't know. And a bunch of kids.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
You need a big like you're gonna need like Andre
the giant shoe, mother Goose serve Vagina with what Well?

Speaker 1 (49:21):
What was that? Why did you do that?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:22):
That was weird? Producer Bill? What do you telling? Okay,
there you go. Those people they haven't bet you not
so much.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Radio Ero point seven's the XL, South Jersey's rock stations,
the XL. I'm when to show them bummed out and
excited all at the same time. Okay, my family is

(49:49):
jumping on a plane tonight for nine days. I am
going to be a single, ready to mingle.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah, single and ready.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
To go to sleep at eight o'clock and clean up
the house and have it have it kept and the
launderie all put away and hanging home and catch up
on projects.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
It's and this.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Shows what an old person I am now. But there's
nothing better than when I clean the house up and
then leave for a significant amount of time, come home
and everything is exactly how I left it.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
You want to looking forward to doing? I want to
rip apart the kitchen and I'm want to go through
and things we don't like I'm looking forward to. Yes,
I don't want to have any pushback from my wife.
Things that I don't like around the house are out
of there. Man, she's gonna hate me when she gets
back from this vacation.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
I'm with you and and now here this is this
might be the biggest fight me and my wife have.
We have a cabinet that's all tubberware right.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Now.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
She likes to take the tubberware and pile it into
each other with the lids on the side.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Oh yeah, me too. Okay, Yeah, here's I got a
major issue with that.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
I'm a guy who puts it all to together and
piles it into the cabinet.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
You mean, so I'm gonna look at a tupperware with
the lid on top of it, so I grab it
all one shot.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Because here's what here the here's the problem is the tubberware.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Let's get let's dude, the tubberware.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
And I'm telling you it's me and my wife fight
over this more than anything because when you when you
pile it all up, it doesn't get used, and then
what ends up happening. It is and a lot of
times because it's kids and stuff too, they just end
up putting the tubberware with a lid back in it,
and then all the stuff that she neatly piled up

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just sits in the back and never gets used again.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Yeah, I get okay, So you're saying you don't go
you could have tuperware. The last one on the very
bottom isn't getting used. I'm trying to simplify the process.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
So if I can already put the lid on the
tubberware and just put it in the cabinet that way,
it's super simple.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
She she's putting a couple extra steps in now. I'm
also have a few little nights going. I think I'm
gonna go for wings tonight. I'm laugh a little bit.
I told my boys I'll hit like a dive bar
up one Saturday. And that's that's pretty much.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
See.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
My friends are like, and I don't you tell me
if you agree with this.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Yes, just because my wife is in a different area
code that I can have sex while she's going, it's
one that's true.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Is that true? For real?

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Even though I'm happily married, because she's in a different
area code, I can sleep with another girl I.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Mean, what was it. It was fall pass. It was
a different different hose. An area area can have different
hose in different area codes. Is that what you're telling
me is okay, yeah, well that's the best man. Uh My,
My wife has spent a.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Lot of time down at her parents' house this summer
on the weekends because they're they're down by the shore,
and so on Friday, Man, I have a thing where
I don't go nuts.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Like you said, you want to go to a dive bar.
So I go. Man, that's that's as exciting as it's
going to get.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
I go to I go to my place, the brick
house right in May's Landing. I love their wings, Dude.
I walk in now, I'm norm they know you. So
on a Friday, I'll walk in there and the bartender's
like you single this weekend and I'm like yeah, he's
like wings and wedges and I'm like yeah. And I
sit there and I have a beer and they bring
out the takeout. I don't even eat it there. I
take it home, eat it by myself.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
But see, your wife is in the same area code,
so you can't with another woman.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
I can't, I can't and if and if and if
I did, my wife would stab me into death, even if
she was in a different area. Code Yeah okay, god,
yeah yeah yeah, it would not work out well for me.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
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always welcomed on the show. Glad we know the part
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guys are great. Good morning, guys are hilario. Let me
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