MONDAY 8-12-24

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Hey, Holmie, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Man?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
How was your weekend? I woke up this morning to
my wife. I fell asleep on the couch and later
in the morning I'll tell you why. But my wife,
my eleven year old, and my wife's aunt all sleeping

(01:17):
in my bed, in your bed. Yeah. Yeah. It was
like in you know, Willy Wonka when all the parents
are just sleeping in the bed in the middle of
the kitchen, but you have like eight bedrooms. Yeah yeah.
Maybe they're watching a movie or that we fell asleep together.
Yeah yeah. So yeah. We went on a Teeki boat

(01:38):
cruise yesterday and due to some unfortunate circumstances, I had
to end the night early to take care of an issue,
and so my wife kept kept the party going, apparently,
and so they all got back to the house and
then they're all just sleeping in my bed now passed
out together. So now I'm tiptoeing. There's a there's a

(02:01):
bowl of popcorn on the on the ground. The TV
is still on, and now I'm tiptoeing around at three am.
You gotta find your drawers. You gotta trying to find
my shoes. Yeah, so I'm like, I'm like, okay, like,
what what happened?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I gotta like I like I I because by the
time they got home, because they kept the party going,
I was already sleep. I see I was responsible, that's right.
So so yeah, interesting. So I when I kiss my
wife goodbye, I also kissed her ankaby. There you go.
It's darky. You're gonna feel the face and see who
it is. Everybody.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
That's Monday. Let's dive into that. Let's find a z
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Speaker 3 (02:40):
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Speaker 5 (02:53):
Line and things sucks.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I'm Scotty, good morning. Here's some new felt us. In
his first interview since withdrawing from his reelection bid last month,
President Biden resting in row your boat, Delaware.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
He was on CBS Sunday morning. He said he made
his decision to bow out in part so the Democratic
Party could fully concentrate on what he believes is an
urgent task at hand, preventing former President Donald Trump from
regaining the White But he still has to work. What's
he doing.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
I saw that video. He's like, it looked like he
was dead on the beach. Yeah, he might have been
dead on the beach. May have been dead. I believe
he's dead. Who's rowing the country? He's in rohob he's
in the campaign. That guy's not right. No one can
run a country from Rohoba's beach. That is that is
that is one hundred percent tru An Atlantic City man
was arrested Saturday on charges.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Dude, we talked about this like a week ago. These
people are just leaving animals at at at animal shelters.
He threw four door over a fence at a Jersey
Shore animal shelter. Two officers arrested twenty three year old
Jehiel McNeil during a traffic stop Saturday, ending a month
long search for the suspect in the animal cruelty case
for all to light when the shelter shared a video

(04:13):
of the dogs being thrown over the fence. It was
the Humane Society of Atlanta County near the White Horse
Pike in Atlantic City last month that he did it,
and he just got him over the weekend. If you
can't handle a dog, don't get a dog. If you
can't handle a pet, don't get a pet. Wait till Monday. Listen,

(04:33):
you can't handle these dogs, can you take up? They're
going to take the dogs. You don't have to throw
them over the fence. And there's video of me's hurling
these dogs over the fence. This man, this you know what.
I know my heart's black, right, but this this black heart.
It got a little tore up over the weekend. The

(04:55):
iconic gillions peer in Ocean City, Gillions Wonderland Pier it
shut down, man, after almost all one hundred years. What
is that? Is that a condominiums you have coming in
there or something to project? You know they're gonna tear
it down. And the dude made a ton of money.
So yeah, they made the announcement on Friday. The quote
from Jay Gillion is I tried my best to sustain

(05:16):
Wonderland for as long as possible through increasingly difficult challenges
each year. But it's no longer a viable business. We
will terminate our multi year lease in a couple of months.
The property is no longer mine, so I can't speak
to its future. But yeah, there's a company down here
that you know, they're gonna they build the condos and
restaurants and it's gonna look like every other place, and

(05:37):
we're It sucks, man, because we're losing what these short
towns look like, the history, right, like all the houses.
I can go blocks in Ocean City and not know
what block I'm on because every house looks the same. Yeah.
And the family too, man, I don't know. Man, those border.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Walks, it's it's a lot of teenagers. There's some rowdiness
that goes on. Like even Wildwood. I'm sorry, I'm not
taking my family to Wildwood.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I'll take my family of Wildwood. Wild Wood's great. I
love Wildwood. I'll tell you what Wildwood did it right,
and and you should because Wildwood has really cleaned up
the rag. They've opened up like nice bar restaurants. Yeah,
on the boardwalk Seaport is a great bar restaurant, and
so it really is like that is cool. But Ocean

(06:22):
City has so many boundaries. You can't drink right there's
it's it's a dry town, so you can't. So you
can't do that. So what are you gonna do. It's
not gonna be a pizza shop. It's gonna be condos
and and it's just gonna be okay. So now it's
just the condos on a boardwalk. Well, my kids can
read now. So when I was on the Wildwood boardwalk
two weeks ago, it was the shirt that says f
U U F and b ox. I'm like, did you

(06:44):
buy it? No? No, hey, I thought to you though.
Guys just trying to make money. So Gillian, who who
once owned the Wonderland Pier, is also Ocean City's mayor.
That's news. What about sports? It is brought to you
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Ury's dot net. Let's see here the pills. They dropped

(07:05):
one to the Diamondbacks twelve five. They are off today
the Olympics. They're done. I mean, I don't know, did
you bet them? I no, man, but no, no, I
didn't bet anything I mean, I guess the men's basketball
was that that that game was pretty good that even
I don't think it was a blowout.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Like I'm glad I didn't bet it because I would
have taken them versus France.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I couldn't tell you where to watch it all over
the place? Where was? Where? Where do I find the Olympics?
On my YouTube TV? It has little uh, little boxes
like that, dude, that could like table Okay, I watched
a little table tennis over the Yeah it was tennis.
How about break dancing? Did you see break dancing? Yeah? Yeah?

(07:49):
The Eagles they signed safety cat In Sterns yesterday and
release linebacker Shack Cornerman. There you go. That's news that
sports brought to you by Ury's Boat House and Beach
Creek in to year. He's done it. Yeah, Sunday Today
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(08:09):
Xcel South Jersey's rock station CXL Morning Show. One hundred
point seven is.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
The Xcel South Jersey's Rock station ZXL Morning show Man.
I just felt old on Saturday night. Yeah, wife's out
of town.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
She's with the kids. I tried to get you to
hang yesterday. I text you. I said, hey, I know
you're you're single and ready to mingle because your wife's
out of town, and you blew me off.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah, but honest I heard it in your voice. She
didn't really want me there. I think your wife made
you call me because I was home by myself with
no family, no loved ones. You're like, think, why don't
you just get Joe to come out here on the
booth cuse maybe cheer them up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
It may have been her idea. I can't remember if
it was my idea or her idea. Well, she's awesome,
I really, dude. Honestly, I was fifty to fifty on coming, man,
I really was gonna go, And then it did. Yeah,
it was. It was a little because we have two
birthdays in August. My little guy is August nineteenth and
my daughter's August fifth, So usually we try and do
it like a boat trip for like a joint one. Uh.
And that was with our buddy Captain Bob yesterday. Yeah.

(09:05):
It's a fun time, man.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Yeah, I was like an hour up, an hour back,
two hours on the water, and I'm like, man, by
the time I drive back, I wanted to get painting done.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
That was my big thing.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
When my wife is going like so I got I
wanted to paint my movie theater room.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I got pushed aside for painting. You did, you did?
I almost didn't do that.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Thank thank god I got something dead yes done yesterday,
or else I would have.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Felt really guilty. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
So Saturday, man, I'm like, all right, let me So,
I'm want to go and go out and get the
guys together and go out like we used to, you
know the old crew and yeah, you're just talking thirty
years ago, used to do.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
This is the old Wildwood, This is the euth Wildwood.
This is the old Sea Ole City Cruise. You know
those thirty years ago crew. Yeah, thirty years ago talking
to the early nineties. Dude, let's do it. And a
couple of guys they're married, but there ones wife's out
of town, so he could. A couple of these guys
are retired. Dude, we used to tear it up back
in the day. Used to is the word.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
We go to this ould dive and not even a
die spots place or whatever. Walk in there, man, it's
everybody's young. It's like, I got to find a bar
that's like forty en up, just advertise on the outside.
I'm getting carted when I go in. I'm like, look
at me, look at all of us. That guy's got
a great.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
This is the problem. You still want to try and
hang like you can't. You gotta go to a play like.
You're probably better going to like a sit down dinner
that would be nice with your buddy's Brazilian steakhouse. You know,
this happened to me and you. We were in Nashville,
and I love Nashville, but Nashville is during the day

(10:31):
for fun middle aged people. I'm a day guyam. We
went to a club and we got there early in
Nashville and we were having fun, and then about an
hour in it just was pouring in. Underage k ruled.
Now I'm getting bumped into you. Yeah, like they're trying
to come up on our table and I'm like, I'm like, yeah,

(10:53):
I don't want any of this.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
I mean you look around you, I mean, listen, good
for these listen. It was a as far if you're
a young kid man in your twenty thirties. I mean
there was girls everywhere, so I mean there was something
that at least they're going out looking for something.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I guess, yeah, we're sitting there. Man.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
I got one guy he's talking about his buddies. Buddy
has cancer and he's ready to die. He's not much
older than him. I got one who's not One guy's
just not happy at all in his marriage. I got
one guy in paying for drinks because he has no money.
One guy, dude, I'm.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Looking at Crue the North Wild not doing it. You're
all old, Yeah, out of shape, dude, Yeah we are.
I mean way way way. Some guys are way way
out of show. Does make you feel better about yourself, though,
I was, honestly god out of the group. If you're
gonna go for one guy that's in the cities, I'm
the one.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
So we get out of there, right. So now, I'm like, okay, lit'sten.
We end up going we want to go to Philly
Live right, They'll go gamble. I'm like, you know what,
get me out of this bar. Where's a bunch of girls,
And I know what everybody says, just because my wife
is in a different area code, it does not mean
I can hang out with.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
The whole different area codes. You can't do it.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Yeah, So I'm like, all right, let's go to Philly Live.
So I jump in one core with my buddy and
another guy and the other well, we'll.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Meet you there. You the minivans and you're on your way.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
You know, this guy still has dude, He's got like
this this souped up soooped up truck with a system
in it. So it's like the soup Wofford, like old
time Toyota. I'm like, let's go. So the other two
guys we ended up getting a Philly Live. Me and
two guys right waiting for the other two. Yeah, it
was late. We decided just to go home. I'm like,
come on, man, I'm with those guys. I wouldn't want

(12:23):
that to Philly Live. What am I even doing? I
went out and day drank man is what man far
off or something hawd drink listen to the band play
and home by eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
That's my buddy. He hit me up over the weekend
and he was he actually him and his wife and
his kid. They were going to go to La Scala. Right,
you met the guy the horse racing kid. Yeah right.
He used to be an agent for a horse jockey.
I was there on Friday night playing, so he was Saturday.
He's like, Hey, we're gonna hit up Las Scala and
hang on the beach. And I'm like, okay, cool, Like

(12:55):
that's a that's a that's day drinking day. Yeah right,
And then he hits me up on Saturday morning. I said,
hit me up in the morning, and he's like, yeah,
we decided to change course. We're gonna go to Ocean City.
I was like, I don't want to do that. No,
that's that's terrible.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
No.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
So you just a day drinking and having fun on
the beach to a family resort where you can't drink.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
I was like, uh uh, that guy's too old. I'm like,
I ain't doing that, dude on the ferris wheel, what
are you doing?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
And my buddy and my buddy is he's like and
we even got a room. And I was like even,
like okay, so cool, but we can do all the
fun stuff in Ocean City and then go to bed.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
That's why Gillian's folded up guy got old guys coming
here to hang out.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I was like, I was like, yeah, that's that sucks.
I don't want to go to Ocean City. I love
Ocean City, but like I was like, yeah, man, when
you say a bar on the beach, that's one thing,
that's it. Yeah, But when you say, hey, a family
resort where you can't buy booze, I'm like, I don't
want to do any of that.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Yeah, so I put a lock on my car. I
can't leave after eight pm on a Friday or Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah. I don't know what you were looking for. Yeah,
I don't know either. Man. Yeah, there was a bar.
We had to do an event once with the radio station.
I think it's on the causeway between Ocean City and
Margate and it might have been the Lambert's. And I
got there and it was awesome. It was seventy year
old women perfect right, sixty five seven year old women
who were all like widowed getting hit on by eighty

(14:20):
five year old guys ye, who have a ton of
money and dude, they're chasing each other around the bar.
It was fantastic.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
If I walk in there, man, d a seventy year
old broad with money? Oh yeah, yeah, Like, well, my
dad died.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
My mom's friends were telling her to go date She's like,
why would I date Jesus? She goes, why would I
want an old man?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
You might run into me, she might there. I am
Philadelphia day she would.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Have these women seventy five years old and they're chasing
metal around man, and she's like, why would I want
anything to do with?

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Days?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Were over? Look, we get back some rap news for you.
They wrapped up the Olympics and they hit it with
the read not so the Olympic ceremony, the closing ceremony
was yesterday. I guess right. They were there playing. Huh.
So they were there they played because I guess it's
the closing ceremony is giving the torch to the next city,
which is going to be Los Angeles. OK So it

(15:17):
was all Americans kind of getting the torch to go
take it to America. What do they do for four
years with that torch to keep it going? Oh, there's
a guy constantly feeding it. So the Chili Peppers they performed, Okay,
I don't know, man, the Olympics whatever. So it was
in Paris and so now it'll be the twenty twenty

(15:40):
eight Olympics in Los Angeles. Another band called it her
You have your Finger on the pulse of music. Do
you know her? I heard of it, heard of her.
I think it's her R and B sensation her. She
did the Star Spangled banner in Paris. I think the
best thing that I took out of the Olympics. So

(16:00):
the men won the gold for men's basketball. And for
some reason I don't know because he's not French, Joelle
and B was given for some reason, they extended him
as citizenship of France years ago and he turned it
down because he wanted to be an American citizen. So he
like went through the process and actually became an American citizen.

(16:21):
So that was the for him talking smack on Yes.
So they win the gold. They're up there on the
stage right getting the gold medals, and the France crowd,
because it's in Paris, is booing it. So the French
crowd is booing him and uh. And so he does
the thing from the nineties. Do you remember the wrestling
group DX. Okay, he did the thing where you smash

(16:45):
your crotch and do an X with your hands. Man. Yeah,
it made me laugh that he crouched the DX crotched
the entire French population. That's America, baby, awesome. Uh. And
I guess Tom Cruise jumped off a plane or something
and once hit American flag. Man, we're gonna ask it

(17:07):
thrill America? Right, and then he got on a motorcycle
and and and shot off like in top gun, Like
who do we do it? There's you know that, there's
like genocide and war and inflation and we're sitting here
and we're just dropping Tom Cruise out of a plane.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Jelly Roll, congrats to him, man, he's you know, is
his career is going just fine. A guy named jelly Roll.
He has Now I guess ESPN College game Day right, Uh?
So their game day has a hype up video and song,
just like Monday Night football.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Right?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
We all remember growing up Monday night football? Remember how's
it go? Jojo?

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Hold on?

Speaker 3 (17:46):
All my rowdy friends are here on Monday night, right,
Hank Williams Junior. Right, everybody remembers that. Now. I think
Saturday night foot or was it Sunday night football? As
Carrie Underwood? They Hill did it for years. All my
roddy friends are still here on Sunday night. They don't
leave no Faith Hill who does the Thursday night football?
All my Rodney friends are here. Four days after Monday Night,

(18:07):
Jelly Roll got picked to do ESPN's college football Game
Day track and we had I think you have it.
I got it right here. It's called uh, it's called
get by yet bye, okay, get.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
By thousand, mass grabbing, lappy walking, win, no shoes, no
matter how by I come, I can out run my roots.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I thank you. No, why do what I do? When
I do?

Speaker 5 (18:38):
How am I drinking.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Time standing? I don't remember them having a theme uh college,
I just knew. I just started watching ESPN Game Day
because of Pat mcabie. Okay, so so that's how I
got into it last year or ESPN College Game Day.
I think they call it whatever it is and so
so yeah, I mean I guess it's you know, I
guess it's the premier college you know, game day thing.

(19:08):
I think there's one on Fox too that tries to
compete with them. But dude, growing up man, Hank Williams Junior.
That's how I knew Hank Wllames Junior was because of
the Monday Night football song.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Like that sounds great for a college team, like I
don't know, like a Tennessee Alabama, Like does that work it?
Like if Hawaii's playing, does that sound like a theme
song for a team like Hawaii the.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Rainbows football, the Hawaii Rambos who they are? Yes? So
if I and it sucks man, because you know we
have Villanova up here and we have Rutgers up in
North Jersey Temple. I don't think anyone who lives around
this area understands when you go somewhere other in this

(19:47):
country how big college football were. And my buddy was
talking over the weekend. He's an Alabama fan. He said,
you have no idea the energy in an Alabama team
fifteen thousand people, you know, University of Tennessee SEC, any
of that, you know, University of Florida, Florida State, all
these teams. It's like, even if you go to Penn State,
it doesn't even come close to what it does down south.

(20:08):
So like to us, we're like, oh whatever, Like people
stop what they're doing on a Saturday down south to
watch college football. Huey Lewis, how about this? I like
this is getting his own mockumentary style sitcom. It's called
Whatever Happened to Huey Lewis. It's gonna be a fictionalized
version of his life, like Curby Enthusiasm. Is he in it? Yeah? Him,

(20:31):
It's about him. So it's just gonna be following around
Huey Lewis and like what happened to him? Which I love, man.
So it's Huey Lewis is a very interesting guy, very funny,
but he went death, so he can't perform anymore with
Huey Lewis in the news. So now he's getting his
own sitcom, which is gonna be like a Curb your
Enthusiasm type of sitcom. There you go station and the

(20:57):
ZXL Morning Show. You know, I hit up. One of
my favorite spots to go to is the Dollar Tree.
I love me some Dollar Tree. And we have a
new one in Maze Landing just opened up behind the mall.
I can hear the excitement in your voice. Man, it's beautiful.
You should see it big. It's got a nice clean aisles.
It just give it time and it'll fall apart and

(21:18):
just be like every other Dollar Tree. But so at
the Dollar Tree. And this is a pretty nice shopping center.
It's right behind the Hamilton Mall. They have a trampoline park,
they have a Bob's Furniture right. I think there's like
a Planet Fitness, and then this big dollar tree it's right,
and then there's just an old rickety race track that

(21:39):
they've done nothing with in thirty years. See, I missed
that racetrack. I know, I know, dude, it's every time
I drive by it, I just shake my head and
I go, what a missed opportunity? Yep, to do something there.
So I go to this dollar Tree and I'm picking
up you know, essentials, you know what you buy you
what you buy at a dollar tree? Fish right, paper towels,

(22:03):
you know, paper plates. We were playing a booze cruise,
So I need solo cups, you know, that's the kind
of stuff you buy at a dollar Tree. Maybe I
buy some dentine ums. So I get done, I'm walking
out and I walk into something very interesting, and I

(22:24):
really wanted to stop the guys and go what's happening here?
It was two guys, early twenties. One of them is
sitting in a shopping cart. The other one is pushing
him in a shopping cart.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Are we having fun? Are they smiling? Or is this
that their lifestyle?

Speaker 3 (22:45):
But they're also free wrapping where they're they're just kind
of like tossing beats around Okay, while walking through a
parking lot of a dollar tree. Guy in a shopping cart,
the other guy pushing the shopping cart, and they're wrapping,
and I wanted to be like, and they weren't wrapping.
It didn't sound like they were rapping someone else's songs.
It sounded like they were rapping like their own song.

(23:07):
And I'm like, am I watching my own eight mile?
You're you're watching one of two things. Either this is
a talk to TikTok video that they're shooting. Maybe that's
why I thought real low budget hip hop music video
that they're trying to pull. There was no cameras, so
I don't think any I think it was just the guy.
And here's the thing. It was like kind of a
hot day on I think it was Saturdays, either Friday
or Saturday. And they were wearing hoodies and jeans. Yeah yeah,

(23:32):
or maybe they don't. They might just be crackheads, don't
You're yeah, like you're you gotta be hot. But yeah,
the one And why was he in a shopping car?

Speaker 4 (23:40):
See, we had we would do that, like we would
get in a shopping cart. You would push your buddy
and let him fly through the park a lot. Eventually
you put something or fall over. That was the fun.
That was fun.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
You would jackassid, you'd in this stuff. These guys were
just slowly walking down like he was shopping in a
in a grocery store, like he picked, like he just
bought his buddy. He just eating the dollar store. Yeah,
and I'm like, this, does buddy, is buddy have a
leg that's broken?

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Was there a section of the Dollar Store where you
could buy a rapping friend?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
I don't know. I didn't go that far into it.
Sometimes I look at kids and I'm like Jesus, sometimes
the kids these were adults. See again, if you're throwing
your buddy into a into one of the lights in
the parking lot and he's falling over, I'm laughing at that.
But sometimes kids are just stupid. Man. So yeah, an
adult and a shopping cart with another adult. For the
saying kids, you're talking about an adult, but it's a

(24:28):
real crackhead thing. Yeah, But they were like and from
what I could hear, it was pretty good rapping. Yeah.
So yeah, I don't know. I mean, do you think
that Chuck d did that with flavor Flavor back in
the day. So there was some talent in the hip hop.
I think it might be. And listen, we might look
at this in five years and there's your video pops

(24:48):
up on somewhere and there's a guy in a shopping cart,
just a guy that and that's his thing, Like flavor
Flavor is stuck with the clock necklace. You think the
guy's gonna be stuck with a shopping cart, gig, it's original.
I mean, shopping cart, Sean is a big thing. Like
at the top forty do you think Andre three thousand
pushed around Big Boy and that's how they came up
with outcasts. I mean it was just so it was

(25:10):
so weird and so out of place. Yeah, I think
it's and they just and here's the thing that I
think really made me take make you know, it takes
some attention to it. They didn't care, like they weren't
laughing about it. They were like, this is what we're
doing and we don't care what people think.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Yeah, have you ever seen he was seriously trying to rap,
like really like waiting, like you're thinking there's a record
exec which I don't know, might discover you on the
side of the road, but you're actually really trying.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
To get down the street. Two guys walking down the
street wrapping. I'm not I'm not really blinking at the
fact that the one guy was in a shopping cart,
like and he's like sitting, like his ass is on
the bottom and his feet are hanging out over the front.
Do you remember any of the lyrics was he rapping about?
I don't you know what? I should have recorded it.

(25:57):
I almost did. I almost broke out my so I
could send it to you, Yeah, because it was so
out of place, and it was like it is like
the shopping center, which is a fine shopping center, it's
it was just so so odd, Like I got questions
like where did you find the shopping car? Right? Where's
the what's the rest of your day look like? What's
your week look? Like? What are you doing now? Where
you live?

Speaker 4 (26:17):
You live with mom? Why did you overdress? It was
so warm and such a nice day out. You wear
a hoodie and jeans?

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Are you pushing your friend to work? Yeah? Like, what
what's happening? Did you lose a bet? And they just
were so matter of fact about it, like this is
this is the norm that we just do this. It
was very odd. Hey, I got a pair of tickets
to go see Do you remember oh Bush Bush? That's right,

(26:43):
I got tickets to go see Bush That's going to
be over at the hard Rock on August twenty third.
If you want to go see Bush over at the
hard Rock, dial up right now. Six zero nine six
seven seven one hundred and seven. Six zero nine six
seven seven one hundred and seven. I like, whoever did
our pride sheets? I'll take people behind the scenes. They
spelled Bush like the beer, b u s h oh

(27:08):
wow like the beer. So it could been two days.
I think it's Bush the band, but it might be
Bush the beer, could be a six pack, could be
a ticket. Oh, it could be a mom. If you
want to see Bush the Beer the band. Six zero
nine six seven seven one hundred seven tickets to go
see Bush over at the hard Rocks six zero nine

(27:28):
six seven seven one hundred and seven. We get back
at please some headline.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
One hundred point seven is the xcels Down, Jersey's rock
station and conspiracy corner with Gary G.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Garcia. Gary G Garcia, we love you, ac jokes dot
comy stores for gangster. Gangster Gary, I want to throw
this at you real quick. I was listening to u.
Joe Rogan on the way in the work this morning
and he had a guy on and they were talking
about a conspiracy. This is a crazy one, man, it's
real quick. We'll do it and then we'll get into that.

(28:03):
You noticed the last year these aliens sightings have popped up,
and even like the government has come out and said like, yeah,
we don't know what it is. That that is actually
the government trying to entice people to go to war
with aliens, to pump up the uh, the the the
the industry industrial society that is based around war, that's

(28:28):
based around the wolf war man so so so so
we so we would think they're aliens and then we
would start gearing up the fight aliens. But in the
end of the day, it was just our government just
kind of false flagging.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
Well we kind of spoke about that how the alien
invasion will really be like it really be us, and
they'll have like cloaking devices over like the the you know,
the jets and stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Or they could all in the South and then get
into Texas. And then so they were saying they're doing
that just about the military complex. Yes, yes, the military
complex is what the world.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
What's funny you should say that. Man, it's so funny.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
You should say that, because because I went down a
rabbit hole, then somebody else went down. But I just
checked out all the stuff that they told.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
You two hours in You're like, where did those two hours?

Speaker 5 (29:14):
It's crazy. So you know the Denver Nuggets, right, they
play at the.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Ball arena, the right Nuggets Ball are.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
The people who make the Mason jars. You know those
those clear Mason jars that you buy and it's his ball.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Has them in their kitchen. They never used. I have
cabinet of them. Is going to be a Southern woman
and make ice tea in them and we've never used them.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
Yeah, so is it? But isn't it strange?

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Like how many of the Mason jars are they selling
that they have their name on an arena pretty big,
And it's because they also make defense.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
They also do defense contracts.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
It's a little different in different facts in fact at
the enemy in fact.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
In fact, I'm thinking that the defense has done well
because they don't even do Mason jars anymore.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Now they just have to name and they do defense.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
But they're known for Mason jars, right, which brings you
down the rabbit hole.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Right. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
So they also like they started building satellites in nineteen
fifty Mason to building satellites in the.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Military, right.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
Okay, So so then you got a MF who does
the bowling stuff, you know, like when.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
You hit a strike, yes, your hands. Yeah, and also
like you know, they do the animation.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
Yeah, you know, like when you hit a strike or
spare the animation that comes up.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah. We've been looking at that logo our entire life. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
They also build nuclear power plants and missile.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Long six and this might be a satellite company. Right.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
Then you also got the Honeywell home security and ACS,
you know, the Honeywell stats.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah. Man.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
They also developed the auto pilot system that was used
to drop the bomb.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Wow. From that to thermostats huh.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
And then you got you know, singer typewriters, yeah, machines yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
They also make guns. Yeah, they make sewing machines and guns.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
It's called the side hustle. Gary, You got exactly that's exactly.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
What it is. Texas instrument they do. Yeah, dude, this
side hustle is missile launches.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
They got ge they make toasters and all them good things.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Is a is an insane.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
They have very general They also make pilots, I mean,
excuse me, fighter planes, so they're all involved.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
John Deere and cost the name g Moore. Now when
it comes to applyances, if they're making fighter.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
I went to the ge factory in Louisville, Kentucky. It's
an entire city. I'm not making that.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Oh yeah, it's an entire city within some factory.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
It's it's it's insane, dude.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
And this one you're gonna loved. John Deere and.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Room Book, right, yeah, the vacuum.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
Yeah, they just got together and they created an automatic.
Would have made it robot that patrols military base.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Maybe this is somebody at John Deere and it's just bored.
And you know, I'm tired of the stupid lowan tractor.
I'm tired of the rumba. It's getting some real serious skin.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
The money.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
The money is in the military.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
Course, because that's what that's what I'm saying. It's so
funny that you would bring that up and they're just
trying to bring the money for that because that's what
they're doing. So imagine, because that's what we do, man,
We blow things up and here's what I think.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
That's what we do.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
But I say, that's why they don't want Trump on office,
because Trump is really the non and there's no money in.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
That and they want water. They're trying to lick off
this thing what I ran before he gets in. You know,
they're trying to get us into war with I don't
tell you what.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Trump. If Trump gets in the hill, all the wars
will cease. And then I think, right, you gotta want war.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
And I think a lot of it is like Elon Musk. There,
guys were bored, Like there's that guy who invented rumba. Right,
so he's like, so I got this stupid vacuum cleaner.
It's been out for twenty years, right, I'm bored. So
you know what, I got a buddy over, John Deere.
So let's go start making make space ships. Let me go.
And that's what it is, man, I think it's idle

(33:13):
hands robots.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Man, they make robots.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
I say gobots, and they go, that's the car. Right,
he's got the AI technology. I get it.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
That room.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Let me might get a spaceship up in the outer space.
And he did it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Yeah, But I'm saying like I was thinking to get
in the room, but thing. But then I'm thinking.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
It's a robot.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Dog, it's a very it's a very you know, small
form of robot, but it's a robot. Well think about
you know your TV's are already looking at you.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Not only your t computers are already looking at you.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Look at just thees are already looking at you home.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
It's mapping at your home.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Don't know what's in there? How many people actually have
opened that bad boy up to look? I know I wouldn't.
And I'm even still thinking that this stuff in it
that's watching you.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
You know what's scary looking at you?

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Man listening to you, recording you.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
We just talked honeywell right, and the thermostats, yeah, those nests, right,
people go and put them in their house, right, So
you put them in your house, dude. Now, all your information,
everything about you and your home.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Due those doorbells, is right there, the ring doorbell and
ring doorbells.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Man, they made a show off of that by the
stuff that's going on in front of people's houses that
being recorded. So now they're making money off the show.
But the people who are using the camera ain't making nothing.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Of I have one of those thermostats in my house,
and I swear this is the government right, because they're
trying to cut back on energy.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
Yes, so at night, it doesn't go off that thing.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
No, here's the thing go off at night. Mine automatically
set itself to seventy eight degrees, way too hot for me.
I keep like seventy seven. It's like now they're trying
to tell me how to live that.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Hey, we're going to make your thermostat go up to
seventy eight so you're not using as much power.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Of course, and.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Ring energy, we're not. This isn't a conspiracy.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
No, they said that in California, nothing is a conspiracy.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
I saw ladies and gentleman. Nothing is a conspiracy.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
In California told everyone to turn off your air conditioners
so we could charge electric cars.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Yeah, no doubt. He said that.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
That's not a conspiracy.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
No it's not.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
I'll tell you what if the government came out and said,
by the way, all these things that you think were
watching you, we are. I'm still not changing. But I
like walking into a room saying, hey, Alexa, I don't
know play music. It just plays all myself. So I
hit all the lights in my backyard all.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Come on exactly. You could do it from your car.
I have it waiting for you. Yeah. And here's the thing.
They've said, this stuff walk like. It's not.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
It's not a conspiracy theory that the smart TVs can
see out, that they can see you through the TV.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
That's not.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
They've admitted it. It's in the it's when you signed
the agreement that you never read. You know, your phone
listens to you.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
It's true. It's not a conspiracy. All this stuff is
true when they say it.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
You know, like the straight lines, the clouds that come
out on the straight line. They said it's called eating.
They give it names. I want you to look this up.
Nobody cares.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Okay, I don't know this was on the internet. It
might have been a fake Joe Rogan interview. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
This guy says he found a room in Disney, right,
Disney World that has all these screens all around you
go this this high tech studio.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
They definitely he.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Has different parts of Disney. It was mapped out and
they could control the weather.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Well that's all. They could control the weather in different
areas of this is doing that and and the other,
the big one that the middle Eastern city that's real
super rich. They're h they're doing that. They're trying to
buy Bai Bay. They control the weather because the desert.

(36:47):
But what ended up happening was they screwed up and
they had massive flooding in the middle of a desert.
In the middle of a desert, they had.

Speaker 6 (36:56):
Things all the way things are. Sometimes you got to
leave it the way it is.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
You want rain, don't bring it to the desert. Lead
the desert and go to where rain.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
They can control weather. How crazy is that, don't you look?
Sharknados aren't that far off.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
Dude, that's gonna be crazy. They come closer and closer
to the land all the time. They just have one
wash up out here in Jersey. Yeah, some shark washed up. Yeah,
I don't want that this weekend. Yeo, dude, they're coming up.
That's why I don't go in the water. They're coming
up to where you go in yell right when you
walk in. The sharks are coming up real quick. By

(37:30):
the way, too, I still believe we haven't been to
the moon.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
And no. Leaning towards flat Earth, dude, leaning towards flat Earth.

Speaker 6 (37:38):
But you know whether they just say flat to you
know what throws it off, the word flat because it's
not necessarily flat.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
It's just not around. It's not a round bull, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
But but yeah, no, dude, I'm telling you the firmament, baby,
the firmament.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Think about an airplane, the way an airplane travels, ye, straight? Like,
are they coming down now?

Speaker 6 (37:58):
My son in law, my son Lord is becoming a pilot.
He's like a couple of flights away from being a pilot.
Because when I'm getting hits, you're out. You gotta have
a pilot on your team. And I got one right,
he says, they had just that there's an adjustment made
for the curve, and I'm not buying that.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
I think I think he's in on it.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
He has to say that.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Last one.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Looking to why they won't let us in, uh an article,
look look into it.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
There's some real serious.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
And I let us in there because if you go
to Antarctica, do you get to the end.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
That's it? The Atlantic City.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Of the World.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Yo, you got me freaked out.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
A metallic complete They say, it's like the wall engage walkers.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
That's right on the other side baby, and let it
be known when to his.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Coming metallic complete antarticle.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Yeah, that's what they tell you, the metallic in front
of a green screen.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
I saw fifty eyes at a Kamala Harris thing over
the weekend. So Gary g Garcia, where could be finding? Man?

Speaker 6 (39:00):
It's getting scarier to say it every day, but you
can find me at ac jokes dot com every Monday,
like tonight Monday, I'm doing the midnight show in Manhattan,
The Not White Tuesday Midnight Show over at the Grizzly Pair.
And you can check out my podcast, Rated G with
Gabby g Garcia with Brian T. Locata and Gabby g
Garcia just got allowed back on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Better to check us on. You're not suicidal by the way,
and I'm not suicide. Yeah yeah, if you're found dead,
it was not suicide.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Not suicide.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
All right. Look, we love you, Gary g Garcia. We
get back man. You guys. Knock out some trash.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Oh why love crash anything thirty doing anything racket or
rocking or roughing. Yes, long, crash.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
I got some trash for you.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
We we talk about this broad Gypsy Rose Blanchard, she
killed her mom. She her mom they claim had that
Munchausen syndrome where you make the kids sick and kid's
not sick, and you make her you know, you just
want people to feel bad for you. He was healthy
enough to kill mom, So she killed her mom. After
years of having to deal with that, Well, she's pregnant
and she revealed that her and her boyfriend, her ex

(40:20):
fiancee now boyfriend, Ken Erker and her are having a
let's see a boy a little girl. Congrats that gypsy
Rose Blanchard, Like, I probably.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Shouldn't bring it up, but if that was my wife,
I'd have to ask her, what's it like taking a life?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Like?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
How'd she kill her mom? I don't think she did it?
Shock if the boyfriend did it? Oh okay, I don't know.
I'm not one hundred percent on that. But she was
the one that planned it. But then the boyfriend actually
did it. And then what sucks is she then she
breaks up with a boyfriend. Yeah, now what are you
doing now? This guy killed somebody? Is he in jail? Yeah?
I believe he's still in jail because he was the
one that actually did it, so I think he spends

(41:01):
more time in jail. A David copper Field. So you're
a magician. How does this happen? He's being sued for
a trashing in a New York condo. Dude, just make
it go away. You're a magician, that's good clean, Just
make everything clean. Why is his life so crazy? You're
David Copperfield. Yeah, like, I don't didn't you make the

(41:22):
Statue of Liberty disappear?

Speaker 4 (41:23):
What if it was the trick where he's pulling the
tablecloth off of with the glasses and the plates, and
that was how he demolished the condominium?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Magicians are stupid? Am I? The only one of the
things that magicians are just siding? Yeah, you can see
the tricks Allline. It's kind of funny to watch. Yeah,
it's I don't know, like I thought they honestly, God,
I thought they really did cut the girl in half
and then her body went back together again. It's one
of those things where I think it was. It's just
that one of these art forms, like when people were stupid,

(41:50):
like and they didn't have stuff, so you just you
like a guy would be like, look I can do
a card trick, and then people were like excited because
they have there's no TV there's technology. So people just
were like, oh, look, yeah, like that guy you know,
throws some smoke and all of a sudden he disappears.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
I knew a guy that could do these card tricks though. Man,
it was like he was a devil, dude. I don't
even know how he did it. The card ends up
in your pocket and it's the card you picked. I
know there's a trick.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
I get it. This guy was awesome, man, you talk
about it. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Man, you want to full round at a bar with
a deck of cards and get everybody?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Man?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I get it?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Awesome, bro, I guess I don't know. You feel like
it's one of those things like like vaudeville. It's just
it's just going away. I check your pockets. I just
put a tennis space in your pocket. You let me.
Do you think there's like, uh, like a a uptick
in people going to magicians school? Probably not no, something
you learn online? You know. That's Yeah, Like even I

(42:45):
don't even know how to go about if I wanted
to be a magician. Where do I go?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
What's this? What's this behind your ear? I just pulled
out a corner.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
I wouldn't even know it's one of those things, man, like,
it's so old school, would know where to go to
become a magician? That girl's pants disappear. So yeah, So
he's being sued for trashing a condo, dude, Christian Slater,
guy's got to be near it on sixty uh, just
with his wife had a kid. How about would she

(43:17):
probably she's probably watched twenty something. I would probably say
a little bit younger. So good for Christian Slater, a
star of Young Guns two Johnny Knoxville. He has settled
his divorce with his wife. Let's not forget. And I
was talking about this the other day. Jessica Simpson came
up in my house and I was telling my daughter
about that reality show she had with Nick Lache. Yeah,

(43:39):
and I was like, I was like, yeah, I was like,
I used to watch that show. Like that was when
we were watching a stupid show called Love Island, and
it was it's so bad, dude, we'll get into it.
It's so so bad. And so I was like, well,
like reality show is kind of used to be based
in reality. And we talked about this Jessica Simpson show
and I forgot the show got canceled because she banged

(44:01):
Johnny Knoxville during the Duke's has really yeah, good for him.
And she was at her height Dukes hazard so hot, god,
and so Johnny Knoxville got her, and then Nickolas she
found out, and I think the show got canceled. Wow,
she cheated on Nicholas Shay with Johnny Knoxville. Yeah about apparently, dude.
She Yeah, she was hot too. She would step out
on nick quite a bit. I believe John may Or

(44:23):
two got her in her prime. Yeah, there you go.
Some trash stations. XL one is showing her workforce employee
the day. Good morning, Hell, what's going on? What's going
on to you, buddy?

Speaker 6 (44:36):
Not much, man.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Either you got the bush. Either you got Bush tickets
for the concert, or you got a six pack of
Bush beer. We're not they're spelling on the fly sheets
a little off. They spelled like bush the beer. But
it's both. I'm pretty sure it's pushed the band over
at the hard rock or it's just a cannon bush
and you just sit there and stare at it. Uh
so you got a bush to be a mom from
the seventies too, We're not sure. Uh, dude, I think

(44:59):
it's making a comeback, and we got to be very
careful what we say here. But I believe what we
just talked about, though, is what that word we just
talked about, Like Bush the band, Yeah, is making a
comeback now? Oh not the band. You know what I'm saying,
win Win, it's making a comeback. It's not as dude.
Growing up. Man, that was so hot, right, like my

(45:21):
buddy's dad had playboys in the seventies. Yeah, dude's so hot.
I think I think I'm in if it's making a comeback.
I think I'm I'm all about it.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Not fully back in my house, it's kind of almost
kind of coming back, but I don't know if it's
intentional or not.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Oh he's just lazy, Yeah, a little lazy, A little lazy. Yeah.
You know, I'm gonna try and get or wash the
sleep dude, I think, man, I think I'm I'm I'm
I think I'm gonna go fully seventies. Let's go. All right, dude,
you got Bush tickets over at the hard Rock All right?
What's your name? All right? Tyler? You got tickets? What
do you do? Poor concrete? All right, concrete poorer? You're

(46:00):
going to see Bush over at the hard rock. All right,
you stay on hold okay, all right, buddy, you enjoy
that show.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Yeah, my brother put in a patio right this house. Okay,
Well a hand mixer, like a concretehand. I'm like, what
are you doing? He went and got a mixer. Well
you got to like, I guess you got to.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Like the truck. But just it's by hand. Yeah. I
was like, that's a young man's game. Matter of fact,
that may be a no man's game. You're afraid that
your brother's gonna have a heart attack. Not doing that right? Right?
Just the work is sound like and I know that
because I've done it. I've done it with like little
posts and stuff. You gotta put in a wheelbarrow. You
gotta put water in it, mix it with the shovel.
I'm like, yeah, what do you do? He's pouring a patio.

(46:39):
He's gotta have a heart attack. Good for him. Yeah,
all right, look we get back, man, we'll knock out
some headline. My god.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
It is the z XL Morning Show and one hundred
point seven is the XL, South Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
We have a friend of the show. We met him
years ago on our Booze cruises with which one with
old Captain Bob and the Starfish Cruise Liner.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
A lot of knuckleheads came off those booze cruises. Well,
this transgender and everything else.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
We did have a trade. So we were we were
woke way before woke. The original we used to hang
with a transgender. She used to be he was a he,
then a she. Now it's back to a he. So
we had we had Michael on the show, you know,
fifteen years ago. Sure, so, uh we're pioneers, we're woke.
We were woke before woke was cool and so. Uh

(47:29):
so his name is heavy Handed Dennis. Now heavy Handed
Dennis got the name because he was the bartender of
our booze cruises, right, and he gets the name heavy
handed because his drinks were a little strong a couple
of times knocked out my wife. Yeah, that title is
now going to be transferred to my wife. She will

(47:50):
now be known as heavy handed jackeline. Have you poor
heavy handed jackeline? Yeah, this was pooring drinks. Yesterday. We
were on a tiki boat, right. Captain Bob has these
awesome tiki boats. He has little tiki boats for like
six people, and then he's got a big one for
like thirty people. Right, so, uh so we're on the

(48:11):
big one and you know, you go and you you
bartend yourself. It's bring your own, right, you barten. My
wife is poorn drinks that are knocking people down left
and right. Like I don't even know that what she
was making, but it had something to do with strawberries. Yeah,

(48:32):
and Tito's Like I'm watching her like in Cocktail right
the movie. She she's got the big handle of Tito's
and just freely pouring it into that glass.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
You see, I'd like a heavy poor, but my wife doesn't.
Like we'll go out now. Listen, when you're spending money
out and about, you want a heavy poor because you're
there for a reason. You're trying to get little tuned up.
You want to have, you don't want to have. You
don't want to drink where you don't taste the alcohol.
I do like to taste the alcohol. But my wife
will get a hard drink like that and then she
waters it down a little bit.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah. Well, no one was watering it down to the
point where, uh you're doing shots in basically yeah, yeah,
shots with a little bit of strawberry. Yeah. So one
of my daughters ended up getting knocked on her ass
and she h yeah, she she spent the night throwing
up there.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
And she's a rookie and she's a lightweight. And I
say that because she's small, so you don't need a
lot to get to that air. But I guess if
you're gonna trick her, you can trick her with the
strawberry taste.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
I think she I think, I think she well rookie mistakes.
She didn't think they were as strong as they were.
But then I gotta I gotta look at my wife
and go, what what do you? What the what is
the poor on this? Because I don't think my wife
went to bartending school. I'm not exactly sure, but I
don't think she did. Uh. And so yeah, man, she
got back there and those drinks were a little heavy.
So now her name is now from now on on

(49:53):
the show, uh will be heavy handed jack Onine. Well,
there's a count. You're supposed to pour and count. What's
your count to eighty? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, she counted. For
the two hours we were on the boat, it just
kept pouring. So I'm like, that's why I like beer,
because I know what I'm getting every time.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Yeah, yeah, you know about what you're gonna get. Now,
how many you can handle? Yeah, like, I'm good like that.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
And then look, we all were dumb kids and you know,
of age, and we were you know, we we would
do stupid stuff and and and you know, you drink
too much, and I feel bad. You know, my daughter
was embarrassed. And you know it's not like she did
it in front of anybody, but she was embarrassed that.
You know, people knew that she was in the bathroom,
you know, yacking up. But it's like it happens, man,

(50:34):
it's it's dude, it's part of growing up.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Yeah, well, heavy hand at Dennis. He was pouring the
cheap stuff. Your wife's actually pouring the real stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
I guess what is Tito's middle of the road. Yeah,
it's middle of the road. You have thirty dollars for
a handle? What it was it was like thirty three bucks. Yeah, yeah,
I know that, I know. I you know what, man,
I gotta say this too. So we so we go out.
We get one of Captain Bob's tiki boats. We invited
all these you know, I still covered the bar tab

(51:03):
like for all the booze that we had to bring on,
did you really? Yeah, anybody offered anything. I know, I
paid for the boat, and then I forgot dude. I
forgot the because to me, captain, it's always Captain Bob
and he's just dumb Captain Bob, so he's gonna captain us, right,
and I don't think about him. But then he's like, yo,
did you bring money to tip the guys who are

(51:25):
working the shore? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:26):
And I'm like what, No.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
I was at my first mate, second third mate. For me,
I'm like, oh, because in my head, I'm like, it
wasn't five bucks each? Right? He slipped them a fiver
and I took care of him. They're really good guys.
We've known them for years for the booze groove. You know.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
They go back to Bob and hand them that money
and he breaks them off a couple bucks.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
He believe me, Ebenezer, Bob has his hand in that.
So here's me. It's it's like it's eleven thirty in
the morning. I'm the orehouse is very barely open. I'm
using the ATM machine. God knows, they took nineteen dollars
dollars out for a fee. You know who knows? Man?
It was my own fought even think about it. But yeah, yeah,

(52:06):
so heavy handed, Dennis, you have to give your crown.
I know, I know, Dennis is giving up the bar
attending you have. You have to give your crown over
to my wife. Heavy handed Jack, Well, she learned from
the best, and that's how he got it. Man, he
would knock your wife out. She was the apprentice for
the last couple of years, and now she's gonna take
over the business. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
And see that was like a Sunday birthday party. It
wasn't like it should have been a full blown noon booz. Yeah,
it's noon, she's probably she's hacking up in the car
at three o'clock on a Sunday. I was home by
six o'clock, so it was it was a yeah, everyone
else kept partying.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
My poor daughter. I had to take her. I put
her in the back seat of the car and take
take her home. Has I sent you the pictures as
she's puking into a trash Yeah? Smart with the bag there.
Yeah right. I gotta give credit, man to my other daughter.
She was the one to think of that, and she
was the one that got to take care of her.
I felt like, if you've ever watched the movie re
War Dogs. Yeah that Uh, there's the scene where it's, uh,

(53:07):
what's his right, Well, it's Bumi's in the No, it's
it's Harvey Kittel's driving and they just robbed the bank
and the guy who's the cop but they don't know
he's a cop, but he's in with them robbing the
bank because he's under cover. He gets shot in the
stomach and Harvey kay Tells keeps yelling at him, You're
gonna be fine, You're gonna be fine. I can see

(53:29):
a small intestine. And that's what I kept doing to
my daughter as she's well dude. She kept putting her
head in the plastic bag and I kept thinking she
would suffocate him another thing. And now here am I.
I'm driving with my head looking backwards, which you shouldn't
be doing. You it's like you're driving the car reservor.

(53:49):
It was all bad. It's all bad. Look we uh Sunday,
Yeah it was not a Sunday fun day. We get back.
We'll do it. You think you've got in bed and
this is getting crazy. And I hate when I hear
that teachers have to cover some of this cost because

(54:09):
it's not fair TikTok. They had a bunch of moms
come together and they were seeing how much it's gonna
be for your kid to go back to school this year.
Do you know what they do? What they say it's
gonna be for your kid to go back to school,
and imagine having multiple children per kid, I'm gonna say
two hundred dollars, dude, one hundred and seventy bucks. We're

(54:31):
not talking about sneakers. This is this is stuff for school,
right And dude, I don't know what my PTA is doing,
but the PTA is covering all my kids stuff. That's nice.
But dude, I as a kid, I look and I
know I sound like an old man, get off my
long type stuff. But when we were kids, man, I

(54:51):
never remember like my mom having to go out and
get like pencils and pens and stuff like that. If
we wanted them, we got them r But like the
big thing was like your mom would go out and
get you with trapper keeping. Sure, man had that. I
had the folders right like that kind of stuff, but
it wasn't like like glue. Now it's like dry erase
markers and folders and notebooks and glue sticks and tissues

(55:13):
and paper towels and all this stuff. So yeah, it
could cost upwards of one hundred and seventy dollars per student.
That sounds like it don't And I do hate when
the teachers have to dip into the room, which makes
no sense to me. I play.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
I pay so much in taxes. I know everyone says it. Yeah,
I pay so much in taxes. Some of that money
should be able to go to the school.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
So well, so like teachers are breaking the bank either,
So now you're making them have to go out and
get this stuff just so they their students have a
a like a better experience.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Well, some of the stuff on our teacher's list are
tissues and like those type of things, like other kind
of personal things that a kid could.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Need well and were things that were just always readily
available at a school. So like, what's the school doing? Now?
You got a superintendent who's making two to two hundred
and fifty five dollars a year, Like do you need
to be making that much money? I don't know. Maybe
you cut off thirty thousand dollars of that we could
buy gu boxes. Yeah, I would do that. There are
some phrases that nobody ever wants to hear while they're

(56:12):
on a plane. One of them is the pilot isn't
qualified to land the plane. During an August eighth Alaskan
Airlines flight, a passenger reported an announcement coming through the
plane speaker system in which the pilot apologized because the
flight had to be diverted to Salt Lake City because
the pilot didn't have the proper qualifications the land in
Jackson Hole, Colorado once the ground. Once all on the

(56:34):
ground safely in Utah, the passengers are forced to wait
on the tarmac for ninety minutes while a new pilot
came in to finish the journey to Jackson.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Hole so we could take He was qualified to take off,
just not land yet.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Is that he is halfway through his course? So I
guess it's a different type of airport. Dude, I don't
know when you come to pilot stuff. I have no
idea how this stuff works. Yeah, well, Jackson hold? Was
that That's why Ioming? Right? I think that's not Colorado? Right?
Where's it Jackson? I think that's Wyoming. I don't know.
That's not me and you we don't know. I couldn't
I couldn't tell you what, dude, I couldn't tell you

(57:06):
on a map where Wyoming is. I look at it eye,
I look at a pilot.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
I'm like, I just want to see a happy pilot,
A pilot that wants to land his plane and go
back to his wife who's not cheating on him, his family,
his kids.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
That's what I want to see out on a pilot.
So one time we were getting on a plane, I
think it was the Nashville It was a kind of
a quick flight maybe in Florida, and the pilot recognized
me from us doing the show, and so we were
kind of busting balls, and you know, he's, you know,
he's getting ready to get on the plane like all

(57:38):
of us. And of course he goes on first, and
I was like, gonna get us, They're safe, and he goes, ah,
maybe yeah. Like I was like, no, no, no, I
don't like that. I don't want you to say maybe
it's gonna be just the Jojo Show cume Monday. You
to say, yeah, man, we'll get you there nice and safe. Yeah, dude,
this is crazy. A salon owner in Massachusetts has received

(57:59):
a heartfelt apology from the Secret Service while on protection
duty for a Kamala Harris fundraising event. First of all,
they made her close down her salon because of security risks.
So now because of this thing she had the clothes.
They broke into her salon so some of the Secret
Service could use her bathroom. Wow. And then they tried

(58:23):
to cover it up by putting tape on her security camera. Wow.
We really, I think you need to look at the secrets.
You need to concentrate on other things. Hasn't been a
good month.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
If they asked her and said, hey, can we use it,
she probably would have been willing to say, Hey, my bathroom.
You're going to be closed, you can use my bathroom
if you After she did get.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
A call the owner from the Secret Service apologizing for
the behavior, she said she she she said, just what
you said. She'd been happy to open the place to them,
but they didn't have to break in. Yeah, it's like
I said, it's been a rough month.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
I gotta bring this up, man, because I'm gonna see
if it works or not. Now I gamble. I like
the gamble. Yeah, I wouldn't say a lot, but I'd
say a lot. I love love the gamble. I was
at Philly Live on Saturday night, playing playing crafts.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
What gets what gets you off on it? It's the thrill, man,
It's the thrill. It's not the money. It's not that stuff.
Like I've gambled for a ton of money.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
I've never made money where I said, Okay, now I'm
gonna go on that vacation or now I'm gonna do
something or do anything. No, it's it's I go, I gamble,
I win. I put a little thing that's my my
gambling money to you always kind of turn it back around,
end up giving it back always, you know, you always
give it back. But just the thrill, and then dice are.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
In the air. Man, boy, when it hits the table
and you win, it's like damn yeah or you lose. Yeah,
And it's dangerous. Man.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
You're in Atlantic City, it's very very close. So so
over the weekend, I'm talking to Buddy and we start
bringing up the on your phone.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
That's the scary part. It's extremely scary. You can gamble,
and I've done that before. Man, Like we have a
we have apps and stuff that we endorse here on
the radio station, and I've sat there, I'm like, you
know what, maybe I'll throw a hundred bucks in there
and play like blackjack and then yeah, sometimes you win,
some time you lose, you always give it back whatever. Yeah,
the house always wins. He usually wins. The more it's like,
uh the movie Casino, the more you you gotta keep

(01:00:11):
them there, you know they're gonna win, just like being
a bookie. So well, we're talking over the weekend. I
bring up the Olympics, w NBA, all the other stuff.
I was like, I was actually making money with the
w NBA. I was betting this New York team they
are covering spreads. So he he tells me he's got
a friend who's been cleaning up and here's how he does.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
I never thought about this, Okay, all right, So he
bets on the w n B.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
A well, apparently when a girl and I gotta check
make sure and see this is only up and up.
Apparently when the girl is, you know, doing her thing monthly. Okay, yeah, yeah,
she's hearn a cycle. Apparently that comes up in some
type of report, like like an injury.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Okay, but you know, hey, by the way she has
This is going on in Goodfellas, when he talked about
how he would bet based on if somebody knocked grow
up that that week, or even like the floor of
the court of where they were playing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
A guy get along with his girlfriend, or they have
a marital problem. Yeah that's yeah, that's that. With all
these these factors, we would have to go into it.
So I'm gonna look in to see if there's an
actual report that would tell you. Now, what he'll do
is if let's say that grinder chick you know, but
what's her whatever?

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Yeah, yeah, the one that the one that took drugs
the Russia and then we let a terrorist go to
get her back. Yeah, we we for Captain Chaos. We
would we traded her best name was doctor Death. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
So what he'll do is he'll look at her and
if she comes up on the report is hey it's
her time, he'll bet her under points like if her
over underpropo.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
I mean, it's a thing. It is a thing. It's
a real thing. I know because I live with one.
That's a real thing. If you get like an NFL
player who's going through a divorce, like when when a
left eye burned down Andre Risen's house. Sure, I probably
he probably didn't play great that week, right, yeah, right,
that would be a good week. He has other things

(01:02:02):
on his mind. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Well we used to. My brother and I would do
work at Allen Iverson's house. My brother's an electrician, So
he called me once. He said, hey, man, Iverson just
showed up. He just got back from a party the
night before and they were playing the Lakers, and he said,
he just showed up. He grabbed the gatorade and a
bag of potato chips and then headed to go play
against the Lakers. But see for someone, Betty under For
some reason, I think Iverson could still throw up thirty points,

(01:02:26):
Like that's his fuel.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Like he plays better with a gatorade.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
I got.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
I was nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Yeah, so I can look and see if this injury
report comes up. And I don't know how they I
don't know. Ye man, Yeah, he's just having a bad day.
She don't want to be there. She's miserable.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
But it's always man, Look, okay, perfect example. Who's the
crazy guy who called this girl a fishbowl? And he
played for the uh he played for Tom Brady with
the Buccaneers.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Yeah, the guy just quit on Brown. Antonio Brown, Tannio Brown.
You dude, you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Knew if he was having a bad game because his
life was insane. Sure, Yeah, for like for years it
seemed like his life is like it was insane. So like,
you know, all of a sudden he gets arrested, you know,
earlier in the week. Of course he's gonna have a
crappy game. So now I'm charting mestro cycles with girls
from the w n b A. So well, you know,
it happens like you gotta make money right right, right,
so you gotta make money? Yeah, wow, everybody, thanks your

(01:03:17):
call today. Always welcome on the show. Glen, you part
of it. Stay there, Well, kick that rock when they're pregnant?
What's that? Can they play when they're pregnant? I will
be betting the under if they are. That's man. I
didn't think about that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
I don't think you should. I'm not a doctor. I
mean because they I mean they.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
You know, they can get a little violin out there,
right and you take an elbow to the belly. Yeah,
I don't think it's good. I didn't think about that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Yeah, they stay right there. We kick off a rock
block Idiots. One hundred point seven is the XL South
Jersey's rock stations. The EXL Morning shows.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
Smiling, You're smiling smiles with you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Eleven, sun come shining.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Through sh where you're crying, let's you bring on the rims.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Are gonna stop your silence?

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Stop this side well to be happy? Where the smiling,
Let's just smile, keep on smiling.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Keep I'm no smile dropping out man, I know you
guys are all my love looking at me guys on
my way to.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Work the ring. She was like, got yeah, warming up
hip and I'm like, I'm a doown you. Yeah, we're rocking. Hey,
thank you? You got you the fact?

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Keep me laughing? Man, you guys are great. Good morning guys.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
Let's shot it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Oh god, is it my radio or it's are you
only broadcasting in mona show? This is the ring that's
in DJL, Like, if you're on it, I listen to this.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Man getting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
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