WEDNESDAY 8-14-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Wake up, Wake up? Yeah, why.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
And this show isn't it? Hey, homie? What's happening? And
I think falls here? It feels so nice again. I
opened my window. My wife was breaking my balls because

(01:07):
I opened the window because I don't I don't like
to run. I like, I like wide open windows. I
like when it's cool outside, Like I don't like going
to the spring. I don't like to have the air
conditioning on either. There's money, Well, well mine's also broken.
Yeah you know, yes, it's blowing hot air out there. Yeah,
so I'm waiting on that's the whole big deal. Yea,
But what a great week for it to break? Sure, man,

(01:28):
Yeah you're not sweat. I can't imagine what that be, like,
you know, like letting your asks off. What happened last year?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
One of our compressors went on the upstairs one and like,
I believe our bedroom got the like ninety six. Yeah,
just stay under a fan. But even that's just blowing
hot air at you and so uh so. Yeah, and
now with the with the windows open, and I'm looking
at the weather app for the next two weeks, I'm like,
I think I can just leave the windows open. Yeah,
leave them open and then close them during the day. Sucker.

(01:54):
They keep all that cold air in from the nighttime.
Here you go, yeah, well there's no humidity too. It
does feel comfortable. I know a guy who lives in
Wyoming and he lives in the mountains and he does that.
So at night it gets real cold. So at night
they'll leave all the windows open, and then during the
day it'll heat up to like the eighties, and so
they'll shut all the windows during the day and it's

(02:15):
almost like this natural air conditioning. Yeah, I got about
an eighty to eighty one. If it's eighty eighty one,
I think we had eighty one yesterday upstairs. I can
live with the windows open at eighty. But I'll tell you, yeah, well,
he's not it. That's outside temperature, that's not inside temperature.
Inside temperature. I can't have it at eighty. Well, I'll
i'll yesterday with no air conditioning, I think the house

(02:36):
got the eighty one. But it's no humidity. That's see.
That's that. That's the key part. But then the house
will get down the like I think I left the
house today and it was seventy because it was it was,
it was so it was so nice out just hanging
out in the car all day. But the air on
you go, let's tell you sleep everybody, it is Wednesday.
We're gonna dive into that. We're oh, we're not gonna out. Yeah,

(02:57):
that's it, right, that's it. It was the exit work.
No we got yelled at about Bush. Oh yeah, yeah,
I can't give those tickets away. Just hit the button.
We'll get rolling here with some music that can blame
the other radio stations.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, good job selling tickets. It's one hundred point seven.
Is the Excel South Jersey's rock stations, the Excel Morning Show.
Come on, now do it live. I can go all
right it and we'll do it live. And things sucks.
I'm Scotty, good morning or some news for us. I

(03:31):
don't even know what date is. What Wenesdays? He used
to be white trash. We it's just a Wednesday now,
white trash Wednesday. Oh we don't it with white trash. Wednesday,
We're still white trash and it's Wednesday. I'm white trash
right now. I don't have air conditioning. Oh my god, dude,
what a beautiful week not to have air conditioning. Yeah,
it's perfect for you. Yeah, man, Like I would have
never it's it's honestly a blessing. I would have never

(03:52):
known what a beautiful weather week it was if the
air conditioner didn't break, right, because now I opened the
windows up and I'm like, dude, it's it's like it's
almost fall. Be true, white trasha. You gotta put a
unit in your window and let it drip and let
it rush down the side of your side. It's pretty
sure my neighbors would come at me with torches like
it was Frankenstein, and then they would kick it in.

(04:14):
The United Auto Workers yesterday filed federal labor charges against
former President Donald Trump and Elon Musk, accusing the duo
of trying to intimidate and threaten workers during an interview
on Twitter now known as x. During the interview, the
pair advocated for the firing of striking workers. The UAW
claimed in a statement, under the National Labor Relations Act,

(04:35):
it's illegal for firing striking workers, as well as the
threat and the terminate workers who go on strike. Ford
Motor Company and MOS the North America issued yesterday a
quote do not drive advisory for owners of certain vehicles
who have not yet had their cars fixed after several
airbag recalls. The two automakers are urging customers of recalled

(04:56):
vehicles equipped with non This is a word that I
never seen before. Fell in desicated, decimated no D right
d E D yeah s c c A ted desicated desicated,
non desicated Tacata airbags to stop driving the cars immediately
and get their faultly uh fault faulty faulty airbags repaired

(05:20):
or replaced. It's one of those things where I don't know,
you don't know it doesn't work until it doesn't work, Like,
oh my god, my head's to a windshield. I guess
my airbag didn't work. I guess they sent out notices
that people who have these cars. If you have one
of these vehicles, do not drive it until the repair
is completely done of the defective airbag. A local ordinance.
This is interesting, man, I guess wokeness has gotten to

(05:43):
fifty five and olders A local ordinance restricting home ownership
in Ocean County is saying that it's illegal to have
fifty five and plus communities. We go, they got you now,
so now okay, So look that's kind of like I
that's the tagline that gets yet right, that's the thing

(06:05):
that that it's going to reel you in. I kind
of understand what they're saying here. They're saying that if
like your grandparents had a fifty five and older and
they die, yeah, and you inherit it and you're not
fifty five, you got to sell it. You should be
able to either live there. But what they're saying is

(06:25):
you should be able to live there, but you do
need to have someone who is fifty five and older
in the house. They don't have to be the owner,
but you need to prove that someone in the house
is fifty five and older. Well that's interesting, yeah, because
you technically you do have somebody that's fifty five or older,
so they need to live or want to live in
that community. But yeah, that is interesting. My buddy, and

(06:47):
I know he listens to the show. His grandmother was
in leisure Town. I don't know if you ever heard
it's it's sounds peaceful. It's outside of Medford, right. It
was huge, fifty five and older community. I believe it
was one of the first one Jersey like, no work,
It's done in leisure town. Leisure town. Right. He would
go and if I remember correctly, I may get this wrong,
so I apologize. But he would go visit his grandmother.

(07:10):
He lived in Medford, and he would go hang with
her during the summer for like a week and they
would actually watch and he only could be there for
like a certain amount of days. Yeah, and then she
would have to kick him out because you weren't allowed
to have children past a certain amount of dates. Give
these old people what they want. It's peace and quiet.

(07:31):
That's there's a reason that they're there, because they want
people that are fifty five and older still relax, dude.
I mean, you know, when you're younger, you laugh at it.
Right now, a fifty five an older community seems awesome
to make four and a half years away, it seems
pretty fin. I'll be there, you can live with make
Can I get a cat? Yeah? Yeah, imagine that you
turn fifty five, I'll be forty seven, forty eight. That's okay.

(07:55):
We'll sneak you in, and I'm the young guy. Yeah right,
I'm young guys man. We're the young ones in the
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(08:37):
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it about you yesterday? Oh yeah three in bed? No
make it what idiot? No, it wasn't sexual at all.
Oh no, So my wife goes away, and I was

(08:58):
supposed to go food shopping, but I have a going
yet staying lazy. But I was supposed to go food shopping.
So now I'm eating things. Now, now I'm trying to
put together meals in the house. I remember. This is
like when you were like in college. I remember opening
up the fridge, dude, and it would just be like
a jar of pickles, yes, and maybe like a box
of like Ritz crackers, and you would just try and
figure it out. Yeah. Or you're a friend of mine

(09:19):
and I went to your house in Virginia three years
ago and you work in radio, And that's exactly what
it was, honest to god, man, Like I'm not kidding.
There was only a thing of ketchup in his refrigeration.
You know my little guy did the other day. Right,
it's summer. It's a dull days of summer. So he's
getting bored and he opens up the fridge and he
does that thing that like you know kids who soon

(09:40):
are soon to be teenagers do. He's like, oh, there's
nothing to eat? Yeah, And I go, dude, there's plenty
of toat. You have no idea what it's like not
to have something like hunger pains in your stomach, like
like like there's tasty cakes, there's chips, there's there's lunch meat,
there's frozen stuff. I go, yeah, I don't want to

(10:00):
hear there's nothing to eat in this house. So I
uh so I de sighed. Yesterday the kids had some
old chicken nuggets that were sitting around these I like it. Okay,
So I remember you talking about these creations you would
make with your kids on pizza. You just pile everything
on the pizza, and they still ask for me and
there My kids are adults now and they still ask
for these pizzas that we used to make when they

(10:21):
were kids. So here's the contraction contraption. I guess that
I I drummed up yesterday. All Right, it's a it's
kind of a knockoff chicken palm. So I take these
chicken nuggets and I put them in the air fryar.
Yeah you love it, dude, I think I've done this. Yes,
So you put them in the air fryer. Now I
put them in a bowl. With that bowl, I put

(10:42):
some raos uh tomato sauce. Ye, tomato sauce, which, by
the way, isn't bad. It's it's not it's it's it's
actually one of the better ones. We don't mind it.
It's pretty good sauce. No, it's it's expensive. Yeah, so
we put that go. So I put that onside the
chicken nuggets they come out of the air fryer. I
put some of that sauce on there, and he sprinkled
maybe some shredded cheese. Put some cheese on top. Yeah, dude,

(11:04):
that is chicken parm I have. I have now made
a ball of chicken parm. And when I got done,
I just looked down. I said, what am I doing?
I have to go what are you doing? You're being
so now. I had to deal with that, dude. I
was a divorced dad, right. My kids were when I
got divorced, devoid. Oh I got separated.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
You know.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I think my one kid was like ten and my
other daughter, my daughter was eight. So like I had
to think on my feet. Dude, you went to my house.
I had no furniture, right, like, my life was in shambles.
You had beautiful TV WoT a sixty beautiful It was like,
oh God, So like man, like when I had the

(11:46):
kids I had, I had to think on my feet
with stuff like that, and dude. And but I'll tell
you what, man, the kids now look back on that
and they're like, dude, those were awesome meals, like we
we that was so much fun, Like we would make
English muffin pizzas. Okay, dude, they would go nuts over
that stuff. Yeah, I didn't mind it. I mean I

(12:06):
look down and disgusted. I'm a throw man. I also
haven't had the vegetables my wife left last Thursday. I
eat it. Ummm yeah, but uh yeah, a little food
hack yesterday. It's a chicken parm everybody tried out. Not terrible,
not their only time. My daughter really threw the flag.
She was I think she was maybe nine or ten.
And I tried to fooler into into this was a

(12:28):
slice of pizza. It was a piece of like Stroman's bread,
like wonderbread. Yeah, you know, a slice of bread. And
I didn't have any tomato sauce, so I put salsa.
Oh my, you're not even closed. And I put cheese
on it and tried to tricker into that was like, ell, like, look,
I made you like a little pizza. You gotta make
it round, you gotta cut into the shape around and

(12:49):
then slices. She looked at it. She's like, no, he
was like, absolutely not. I would go back to moms out. Yeah,
but dude, that's you know what that that's fun man.
It wasn't terrible. I'll tell you. Man Like and and
and that's what I try and tell my oldest daughter.
She still lives with us. And I'm like, you don't
understand the fun part of being your age is moving

(13:13):
out and having to fend for yourself, right, having to
make cheese cracker sandwiches and that's all you have to eat.
It teaches you that you never want to go back
there either, Like you're paying for you know, a cup
of coffee with change because that's all you have. But
it makes you into the person you are. You're like,

(13:33):
you need those experiences, Like I tell her all the time, Right,
she's a little boogie where she she She's like, if
I move out, I want to move out into a
nice place I go. But that's not the fun part
of it. That's not how it works. You need to
go to a place where to keep painting over the trim. Yeah, Like,
the fun part was living in an apartment with a
couple of people and like just goofing off and having
fun like those are some great memories. And I think

(13:54):
kids now they're just so used to living with mom
and dad, they're missing out on that. It's too easy
to go back home. I know. I got two friends
I hung out with one last night who was living
at home. Dude, he's I love it. We get back out.
Here's some rocket news for you. Lymp Biscuit. Uh, you know, look,

(14:14):
Olympus was huge in the late nineties, early two thousands,
and then they kind of, you know, we're a joke
for maybe the last twenty years. But now they've kind
of had a resurgence like Creed's had the same thing.
Creed was huge, then they were a joke and now
they're kind of bad. Like college kids now love Creed.
Which I think there's something still cool about limp Biscuit.

(14:34):
I think there is. There's still cool to me. The anger, Yeah,
it's the anger. It's and and now it's kids are
starting to get angry again, which I like, good get anger.
And they redid George Michael's faith faith. That's a dude
was anger. I remember we were seniors in high school
and I was at a party and somebody had that

(14:56):
and they played it and I was like, what am
I listening to the This is nuts all about the nookie, right,
But they're out on tour breaks stuff, right, So break
Stuff's great song. So in together now with method Man
and Red Man. Were they responsible for the fires at Woodstock? Yes? Yes,
they also that it kind of sucks they get they

(15:18):
take the heat. No pun intended for that at Woodstock
ninety nine, but it was really the Red Hot Chili
Peppers they handed out candles. So they handed out candles
to do like a you know, I don't know something,
a peace rally, right, So the mayor of the town
and the police asked the Red Hot Chili Peppers, who

(15:39):
were closing out Woodstock, please do not do they usually
close their shows with fire by Jimmie Hendricks. Yeah, and
they were like, please do not do this song, right
because these fires had started and the Chili Peppers and
did it anyway. But for Limp Biscuit gets the heat
for it because Fred Durst told people to start ripping stuff.

(16:02):
So olymp Biscuit's on tour right now. It's a tour
called Loserville and it's it's hilarious. It's olymp biscuit. Dude.
They go out there and I love this. They do
break stuff to open the show, and they do break
stuff to close the show. He's looking older too, see
a picture. Yeah, yeah, he's got like a I think,
a great beard. So they have Corey Felman, right, the

(16:26):
great Corey Felman from Goonies, Stand by Me, you know,
Friday the Thirteenth, part four. So they have a Corey Felman.
He's a musician. Now they have him opening up and
now it's gone viral because he tries to play guitar
during the show and a lot of people said that
he's not even playing the guitar. Don't you know that

(16:47):
he's the joke. I think he gets it right. And
so you're making money. I get it. You're with Lympus,
you're on tour. So the joke has been for a
couple of weeks that it's this is these videos of
himlaying guitar and it looks like he's not even playing.
So the other day Corey is doing his guitar solo
and Fred Durst walks out on stage with a chair

(17:09):
and you remember how uh Wayne Wayne, Dwayne Dwayne from
What's Happening He used to sit in his chair. Yeah,
remember how he would turn it. He would turn it
like uh uh backwards and then yeah, Rob's place spread.
Durst sits down and stares at Corey Fellman staring at

(17:30):
him playing guitar, and Fred Durrist is giving the thumbs
up that Corey is actually playing the guitar. Okay, so
we've rested that theory. I think everyone's in on the joke.
At the end of the show, when they play break stuff,
Corey Felman comes out and dances. I hope he gets
and embrace it. Dude, this is you know, look, I
don't know. Uh. I guess this is considered woke stuff.

(17:55):
There's a plaque at the Seattle's Museum of Pop Culture
that's dedicated to COVID, and next to the plaque there's
a sign saying how he died, and instead of saying
he died of suicide, they use it because they call
it the twenty seven Club. It's a bunch of people
who died at the age twenty seven. They use the
term he unlived himself. Is that a new term? Now?

(18:18):
So I guess suicide's out. You're not allowed to say suicide.
You have to use unlived and a lot of people,
like even like younger people on on on social media
are like, what that's that's just dumb. I'm unlived is
just dumb. But give it like the word mother's going
away now it's birthing people? Is that what it is?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Like?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
We are like we think coming up with you, Well,
how about the how about the term they have for pedophiles?
What are they attracted to? My Yeah, the thing where
it's like they try and make it almost like it's okay, yeah, no,
you're a mother, you're a pedophile. And he died from suicide,
and it's a suicide and it's unfortunate, and honestly, I
think he died of murder. I think Courtney Love killed him.

(18:54):
But that's a whole nother discussion. There's many documentaries that
will agree with he unlived themselves. He unlived himself. Jonathan Kane,
we talked about this so many times, the Jonathan Kane
Neil Sean thing with Journey. They're suing Jonathan Kane is
suing Neil Sean saying that he's spending too much money
while out on tour. You know, Jonathan Kane's like, we

(19:17):
give everyone fifteen hundred bucks a night to stay at
a hotel for their food and everything like that, and
then Neil Sean spending like ten thousand a night, right,
and it's all going on the same company credit card,
which is it's really interesting to see how like they
really do work like corporations, right man, it's a company, right.
So Neil Sean has spoke out. We talked about it yesterday.

(19:39):
He called it rubbish. He said, I find Cain's Slander's
allegations are very disruptive and damaging because they're out on
tour right now. Don't forget. These guys are on stage
every night together. He said, We're on tour with our
good friend Steph Leopard, and it's a shame that he's
doing this. He said, I'll have my day in court.
And he said that my focus has always been and

(20:01):
will be the music and the fans since I began
journey in nineteen seventy two. It doesn't seem to affect them. Then.
I guess they did a pretty good show and old
and Phil everybody seemed to rave about it. Yeah, man,
so I because I saw him last year and they
were suing each other then too. Neil Sean stays to
the right of the stage playing guitar, and Jonathan Kane
is the keyboardist, and so he'll go to the left

(20:22):
side of the stage and they do not interact wow
at all. And and actually Neil Sean brings up a
good point. He's like, he's like Jonathan Kane with all
these lawsuits is making it very contentious like on tour,
like even like the crew members and the and the
other band members, like everyone's feeling uncomfortable. That's a shame.
Has to be like that. Yeah, it sucks to be

(20:44):
like that. Man. You guys are older now, Like why
why go through all this nonsense? There you go some
rock station. We're gonna be jet skiing on Sunday. A
little jealous, but I'm not. I used to. I love
jet skis before actually got one. Yeah, I've never done it.

(21:07):
I've lived down the shore, you know, at least summers
for almost my entire life. I've lived down here for
the last since two thousand full time. I surfed out
on boats a topically I I was on the tour.

(21:27):
I love surfing. It's just one of those things where
I don't I don't have time to do it. I
haven't served since I was in my early twenties, I
watched guys trying to surf here. I'm like, there's no wave, dude,
like's not We're not in Hawaii. It's it's hard. You
need to find a good day, you know, usually a
storm's coming in. So so yeah, like I've done all
these things on the water, right, But I've never ever

(21:48):
jet skied in my entire life. I don't know why.
I just never did. And so uh and I don't
even think they're called jet skis anymore. Jet skis the
ones that used to stand up on Oh, I remember those.
Those are bad ass back in the day. These are
wave runners. So my wife hits me up, she's taken
a vacation week next week. It's my it's my little
guy's birthday week. So she's like, Sunday where I booked

(22:13):
this wave running. I was like, all right, I'm like, okay,
I'm like, but I've never I've never been. I've I mean,
I get And here's the other thing. I can only
equate it to riding a motorcycle. But I've never ridden
a motorcycle, rode anything singly yeah, like a bicycle, Like
I know that, right, but I'm sure there's not handbrakes
on the on the wave runner. So yeah, so I'll

(22:34):
be out. I'll send you some video of me just
a wave running around. I always wanted them, right, so
I'm like, it would be cool to have them. Here's
the thing with it, was it was the thing that
as soon as a kid got money, like maybe their
first job or something, at like twenty one or twenty two,
that's what they wasted their money on. Was it just
because me and you grew up kind of the same

(22:55):
area right, not near the beach, and all of a sudden,
I live in you know, run to me Gloucester Township, Barrington,
right Winslow, and a kid would come home, he gets
his first paycheck, and all of a sudden he would
just have a wave runner. Yeah, wise investment, my friend.
But it's it's a it's a wave runner in in
in Magnolia. Here's okay, Like like, okay, they are listen,

(23:18):
they're fun to go on. They become uncomfortable. You're you're basic,
You're breaking your balls. You're gonna be breaking your balls.
It's gonna be an uncomfortable ride, literally breaking your bass.
Here's the problem. Like, unless you have and you're going
out with a group, which is cool, but for the
people that have like a single wave Runner, I'd imagine
that gets bored because like, what are you gonna do?
You're not with anybody. Yeah, if I get on, man,
I want to go, I can. I can dock it
out of a bar. There are bars around here. You

(23:38):
go grab a drink and some lawn purity, zip away
on your wave Runner. The only thing is, it's like
you get bored of them pretty quick. And when you
rent them, and this is the problem I ran into.
I'm like, okay, I'm gonna rip this thing up. Well
you rent, I'm gonna take you out. You're in a
single file line to take you out to this area
where they have it roped off, and you're kind of
just kind of driving in a circle when you rent them.
And dude, it's a racket. Man. I said to my wife,

(23:59):
I said, all right, how long are we the for?
She goes forty five minutes? Yeah, yeah, but you're gonna
find out might be enough time, Like yeah, yeah, you
might be bored after that. So I'm like all right.
I was like, dude, you know, do ide?

Speaker 2 (24:10):
You know?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
And and it's it's so funny now, because dude, when
I was a kid, to get out on the water,
you needed a boat license. Oh it was like a
whole thing. Like I as a kid, I had to
take classes and stuff. Yeah right now, it's just like, now,
just show me your license. I think there's a cup
holder for your beer on the wave runner Like just yeah, Now,
if you can drive a car, you're cool. Yeah. Yeah,

(24:32):
you gotta put that real tight that real tight life
vest on, you know, in case you over We wrote
we we rented a pontoon boat last year, and uh
so we go in revent it and it's a little
shady because we rented it from a bar. That's interesting. Yeah,
so I go, I go to the guy. I go
all right, like, is there anything you want to show me?

(24:52):
He goes na, But I'm like, okay, Luckily I know
the water a little bit, so I'm like, all right,
I can I get Okay, We're just we're just gonna go.
But like, what if somebody didn't know the one And
that's why you have so many knuckleheads out there, and
don't make this mistake. Have your own, Like I've tried
it once. My wife and I grab one together. It's
awful because I don't trust my I don't trust my
wife driving a car, much less her driving the jet skin.

(25:13):
You have no control. Now you're holding on to the back.
Your arms are around her. So my wife and this
this people started fighting yesterday in the group that we're
going with. Uh, she got a couple of triples, three
people on one like that. So you know, am I
gonna let her drive?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
No, she can fly off the back. Yeah, it is
fun to drive. I'll come, I'll come pick her up. So, yeah,
you might see me zooming around. I don't even know
where we're going out of it. I think it's wild Wood.
I don't know. I had a chance to pull the trigger,
like a couple of years ago with a buddy who
was selling them for a pretty good price. Unless here's
the problem. Unless I can just walk out of my
house and jump on and go and come back and

(25:56):
just tie it back up and then go back into
my house. Why it was soone. It was so funny
to see these guys who grew up with get some
money and they would go and these wave runners would
be in you know, Laurel Springs or Blackwood sitting in
their driveway and I'm like, where were you gonna take that?
The big Timber river right like the you know, like,
where where are you taking this? This wave runner that's

(26:16):
just sitting in your driveway like it's like a boat
with me too. I just want to jump on and go.
And that's the other thing is and you when you
get if you own one, when you're done, you gotta
then find a boat ramp. You got to put it
back on the trailer. Then you got to, you know,
make sure you wash all the salt water. It's a
pain in the dude, it's a pain in the balls.
But I don't know. I'll be out there renting it.
I'll be like Kenny Powers out there and just you know,

(26:38):
cruising around. So I want to picture I just picture
it like that Hairclub and Men commercial. Your hair's blowing
in the wind, dude. I mean I may do a
backwards hat, you know, little cool out there. We'll see,
we'll see how it goes. Look we get back, we'll
do some headlines. Well a hunch of point seven z XL,
South Jerseys Rock station z Excel Morning Show. How about

(27:01):
this man? I am now the fat brother. Oh no,
your brother doing some weight Okay, I got a I
call bs on this. So, uh so we're talking yesterday.
Now he just started working a pretty physically demanding job.
Like he's still doing the same thing. But this guy
breaks his ball se he works a lot, sweats a lot,
so he's moving around a lot.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
But this guy, he's not much shorter than now. Well
he's my age, right, I think he's I got four
years on him, I think. Okay, So, okay, so I'm
forty four, he's forty seven. Yeah he's up there. Yeah,
he's on the there. We're young. We're young bucks sliding
into the fifty year old. Okay, so now this guy
not much shorter than me, big old belly, I mean
like Santa Claus because he got a little he was look,

(27:43):
he had a bit of a downturn in life, and
he put on some weight. It's good when you're in
a depression, they get a depression weight. Well, yeah, all
my all my buddies that are ex addicts, they say, yeah,
we're clean, but uh but we're fat. Like so that's okay.
I think the great Artie Lang said that that when
you go h and you you go to rehab and stuff,
they tell you just to do anything but not do

(28:04):
the thing that you're in rehab for. So a lot
of these guys will go to just eating. Yeah. Eating
and smoking seemed to be the two big oh yeah oh,
and softball, which doesn't sound so bad. They love softball.
Like you were, like Joe, you could you could still
be an addict addicted to crack, cocaine or whatever it was.
Or you can go and just eat anything you want
and smoke. I'm like, I don't know, an eating thing.

(28:25):
Maybe does maybe it does sound okay. I've had to
go to court ordered AA meetings, right, long time ago,
long time ago. All they do well At this time,
you could smoke indoors were smoking cigarettes and eating donuts
that much better than heroin. That was all it was. No, dude,
I'm just with a bunch of guys. I'm dude, I'm eighteen.

(28:46):
I'm with a bunch of forty year olds, right, who've
you know, kind of wrecked their lives. And they're just
talking about softball, eating donuts and smoking cigarettes. So he
tells me on the phone, I have yet to see it.
He's lost twenty one pounds, which would put in at
two thirty one. I am two thirty eight, two forty.
I can't get under to forty. No matter what I do,

(29:08):
I can't get under two forty. He says he's two
thirty one. He's lost twenty one pounds? Does he? I mean,
can you see it in him? I haven't seen him yet.
I heard it on the phone and I said, well, okay,
tell me how you're doing this, because I like to
lose twenty one pounds. Yeah, this is his diet. He
eats wraps, yeah, hogies okay, red bulls okay, and smoke cigars.

(29:31):
I mean, none of that is super healthy, But is
is that the magic recipe to losing weight? Have you
ever heard of such a thing. I know a girl
like remember around the time that subway, Remember like the
Jared who before he started doing the kid stuff. No,
remember he liked His whole thing was like, I ate
Subway and I lost a bunch of weight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I knew a girl in college who kind of did that.

(29:52):
She kind of went with a wah wah and she
would only eat like twice a day, these wah wahs
like healthy say sandwiches, and she did she dropped. She
dropped like ten or fifteen pounds. Doing that for and
she did that for like six months. I watch these
guys man the way the way they I see him
in the morning too, like getting their lunch raps and
like they go pretty good. But like I don't know,
the hogies might be no, and is the red Bull?

(30:16):
Is the roll just kicking ass for all the carbs
that are coming in the red Bull? I guess this
keeps him up?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I don't think there's any health benefit the red Bull? Right,
so he might have lost twenty one pounds, but not
it might not be a healthy twenty one pounds. He's
on ozembic, guy, that's what he's on. Come on, like,
you you mean to tell me you weigh less than me?
And I can't? What am I doing wrong? Yeah? And
now you have to your your egg on your face
because you've been making fun of of him forever. How

(30:42):
fat he is?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Who's calling the fat brother? Yeah? Like he ain't heavy.
He's my brother, remember the old song? Yeah, not anymore.
He's lighter than me and he's my brother. So yeah,
I mean, I mean, I get he's working. He's especially
outside and the heat and stuff, and he's sweating a
little bit, so I'm gonna try it. I'm going to
try a wrap pogis. I don't think that's the red bulls.

(31:03):
Six red bulls. Okay, yeah, he might be losing weight.
He also is gonna have a massive heart attack. Yeah. Yeah,
you know there's a guy listening right now looking down
into the lunch bag and like, wow, that's that's what
I got. Six These guys man gars like I don't
see them early in the morning, but sometimes on the
way home, I'll stop it a while out to get
gas or money or something like that. And dude, I'm

(31:23):
watching these construction guys, right, construction guys, cable guys, electricians. Dude,
they're at Walla and I'm watching them spend nineteen twenty
twenty five dollars. They got the sizzly right, they got
the coffee, they got the Red bulls, they got the
cigarettes right, and then you probably want to throw like
a soft pretzel in there. Maybe do women not cook

(31:45):
or they don't make lunch for their husbands anymore? Are
those days gone? My brother he drives from Burlington City,
the city of Burlington to Delaware every day, and he
was going the Wawa and he said it got to
he was at Wawah three times a day and he
calculated up all the money he was spending. It was
it was a ridiculous amount of money. And he just

(32:07):
he put a stop to it. He's like, I'm just
not doing that. Yeah, got good old days.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Man.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
If it wasn't in that brown paper bag, you weren't
eating it, that was it. Yeah, so you had you
had a thermoc. You just had some soup in there
or something. Dude, I'm just watching these guys. Oh, and
they always need their dip too. That's always important too.
You get the back of cigarettes, but you also need dip.
You gotta get see, you gotta go make sure that
you get the good dip. And the woman can never
find it behind the counter. So we lost twenty one pounds.

(32:31):
I don't know if it's good pounds or pounds, but
they're twenty one pounds down. Do you believe in Winter
or him? Do you believe in Okay, took a picture
on the scale. I got to two thirty one on
the scale, but that might not be calibrated. Yeah, I say,
let's go. Yeah a lot, and you need to go
calibrate the scale. Yeah, maybe that's three thirty one. Look
we get back, We'll do a thing called.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Trash trash anything thirty on nothing, anything racket rock or
roughly yes love trash.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
There's some trash for you. Taylor Swift her ex boyfriend.
Everyone talks about him anymore because everyone's all about Travis Kelcey.
Connor Kennedy was his name. He is now engaged to
a Brazilian singer. So good for Connor Kennedy must suck man.
You know, he dated her back in twenty twelve and

(33:32):
they were together for almost ten years, and then all
of a sudden, like no one talked about this guy. Yeah,
and then she starts dating Travis Kelcey and it's the
biggest news in the world. Yeah, she's a chief's gains
and everything else. No one's ever heard of Connor Kennedy,
but Travis Kelcey everyone knows. Let's see here, Josh Gad,
you know who that is. I don't ex comedian. If

(33:53):
you saw his face, you know who he was. He's
very funny. Actually did a very funny show a couple
of years ago, Billy Crystal on FX that only lasted
a season, but it was it was very funny where
they played themselves and uh and so I enjoyed that
very much. But he, Josh gadd he was on a
plane and I guess you got pissed off. It was

(34:15):
a Lutanza Airlines, right, and so they pushed him back.
He had bought first class tickets. Oh I know this kid?
Yeah right, yeah. You see when you see his face,
you're like, yeah, I've seen him. He was in that
movie twenty one where they gambled. Yeah, sure, yep. And
so he was on a flight and this is where, like,

(34:35):
I think, being a celebrity kind of gets to your head.
So he bought a ticket in first class and they
bumped them down the coach and so what did he do?
That kind of went online and yelled and screamed about it.
And then they lost his luggage, which was even worse.
So now he wasn't in first class, and now they
also lost this luggage. Megan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex,

(35:00):
she's going to write a book. Didn't you already write
a book? But so, yeah, that's the prison one. They
all hated it. She's the one that married Prince Harry,
and her job before marrying Prince Harry was she opened
up briefcases on a show where Howie Mandel hosted, and
now they're living like the common man here in the
United States of America, just working hard jobs forty fifty
hours a week. I think I did he or something

(35:22):
where Donald Trump said if he gets elected, he's going
to deport Prince Cookie. I like, that's one of those.
I don't even know where where does how does that
even come up? Uh? These Disney Channel kids can't stay
out of trouble. One of the kids from the Disney
Channel showed Jesse and bunked Sky Jackson. She got arrested

(35:45):
for a dooey and I don't even know if she's
twenty one.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Man.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
She was young when those shows were on. So she,
you know, her and her boyfriend were in a car,
they were drinking, they got arrested. She ended up also,
you know, she ended up pushing around the cops and
oh yeah, oh yeah, physical. Yeah. She didn't do that
on Jesse. I remember she had. She was a little
girl with attitude on Jesse because my daughter loved that show,

(36:08):
Jesse and the girl Jesse got a duy a couple
of years ago too, So everyone on that show loved
to drink. These are not role models. Uh okay, George
Clooney and Quentin Tarantino they now have a beef. There's
apparently a beef between Hollywood. Have you waits to Quentin
Tarantino and George Clooney. The two work together, of course
from Dusky Will Dawn, and in an interview with GQ,

(36:29):
Clooney outlined the problem I guess they had that why
they're not on good terms. This is George Clooney talking.
He did some interviews where he was naming movie stars
and he was talking about Brad Pitt and somebody else,
and then he goes, well, what about George all right,
The interviewer says that, he goes, He's not a movie star.
Coloney then claimed Tarantuno double down on the disc, asking
the interviewer to name one Clooney movie since the millennium,

(36:51):
and I was like, since the millennium, that's kind of
my entire career. So that's why right now, George Clooney
not a the fan of Quentin Tarantino. I can't think
of something George Clooney's done like a standalone movie now
that I think it's he did the Ocean's movies, but
a great cast with a ton of other people there.
I mean there have been a ton Ocean's eleven, the

(37:13):
perfect storm. Oh brother, we're now the one where he's
flying fly's I don't know. He flies up in the air,
in the air, that's where he fires people, right, yeah, yeah,
George Clooney is a movie star. He's a movie star, right.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
The kid Jaden Smith, Will Smith and what's it what's
the mom's name, Jada Pincott. Yeah, Jayden Smith and some
Instagram model were making out on a yacht the other day.
Must be nice. It must be nice to have parents
with money. Yeah, I just enjoy that. Man, don't ruill
Like my mom was a teacher and my dad, like
you know, did okay, but it wasn't real money. Now,
you're not making out on the yacht. That's not making

(37:50):
out on the yacht money.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
No.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I made out in a bronco. Yeah, that's what I did.
And I told you last week. I think this is
gonna happen. I think then X big person to be
canceled and man like, it seems it seemed like this
guy was always good on the up and up. But
mister beast, there's a lot of things going on with
mister beast. If you're if you have kids and YouTube

(38:14):
and stuff like that. That apparently he he hired someone
knowing that the guy had some child predatory Yeah he was. Yes,
he he may have already did some stuff with kids
or had talked about wanting to do stuff with This

(38:36):
must have been when he first started, because it seems
at this point he does protect his brand. I don't
think so this happened recently. Why would you even bring
that in? So, mister beast he's getting a lot of pushback,
but I don't know. He's so big he might be
able to dodge this bullet. But uh, yeah, we'll see. Uh,
there you go. Some trash for you when you're way
too Our twenty twenty four radio rock station and the

(39:00):
the XL more To Show. This is a spot on
the show where we usually do the workforce Employee of
the day. That's uh, we're not doing that. We're gonna
we're gonna put that on the back burner for a
little bit. Yeah, apparently it was some some thing that happened.
You know, it's you know what snitches get, because they
get stitches. If you're listening out, Yeah that way, that's
that's what you get. Yeah, we don't have the tickets,

(39:23):
so yeah, so we got a hand slapped yesterday giving
away bush tickets. So now we don't have anything for you. No,
well it is what it is. You just have us.
We'll take calls and we'll do some You always get
us on the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app. Please
go to it. They've been really I'll be honest, you've
been let me down lately. You got to step it up.

(39:45):
So yeah, come on, and it's easy. I'm gonna tell
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You hit that, send us a message eventer, why our
why's figured it out? I'm telling you, it's so easy.
My wife and they can't figure anything. Well, mine can't figure.
My wife was hot on it for a while and
then she and she's kind of cooled off. Yeah. I

(40:06):
called her. She's like, I'm not listening to the show anymore.
I'm like, okay, well that makes sense. You know she
got rid of her social media. You know, I've I've
done that before. I'm so tired of just the drama
on social media, and she just I give her a
lot of credit. Man, she just cut it off. One day.
I was like, I had tagged her in something and
it was gone. I'm like, what's going on? I asked.
I was like, what happened? She's like, I just got

(40:27):
rid of it. There's just too much drama. It is
nice like again' man for me, I don't get in
fights over it. I want to. I see it on there.
I just it's it's aggravating. It gives me anxiety. I'm like,
I just put supid pictures up there, and you know,
my family, because she pictures the kids and things were doing.
That's really all sports I follow. You really take it seriously,
then you're a dummy. I follow pages of Wiener dogs

(40:50):
and pugs. Yeah. And then I'll also people getting traffic
tickets and what's the other one that was a big
one that I was Oh, A lot of fights, a
lot of fast food fights. I see that. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll do that a lot. I do TikTok Now, TikTok's
pretty cool. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. I got like a

(41:11):
seven second attention span for some reason. The seconds I'm
been I'm out for some reason. Paramour, which I'm not
a fan of. I don't hate, but Paramore the band. Yeah,
they're opening up for Taylor Swift and this, and I
guess she's doing a cover that. Hailey Williams is her name.
She does a cover of the Talking Heads burning Down
the House to open her show. Yeah, and that's all

(41:33):
that comes up on my TikTok. I'm not kidding. My
daughter and I were going through it. Every third one
is Paramour, a different version of her doing Burning down
the House.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Mine was people without Arms and legs, and that's like
a little different. Well what happens is a video pops
up and I'm watching it and it's a guy throwing
a football to his girlfriend who has no arms. Well,
how's she gonna catch it? It doesn't it hits her
in the head. Can I send that to you? And Dennis?
I think so?

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Hey, good morning, Hey you guys.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Good man, Hey, just one buddy It Friday Saturday.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah, I have I have a hot date. Yeah, who
you going out with? What's your name?

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
No, this you girl? No one's locked you down yet.
You're not married. Hitch in a relationship for twenty two years.
I had to get out of it with bed. How's
that breaking up after twenty two years? That's gotta be
a hard conversation to have me. We're still friends, but
that's about it. Yeah right, Well, so where you were

(42:36):
you gonna take this? Where you taking this? Brought out
to do? She like to go to the movies, so
I was thinking maybe you know movie tickets or something.
We don't just find tickets like that, hitch. But I
like your uh, I like your energy though, you know his.
So you're gonna tell her, Hey, I got these free
movie tickets. Let's go on a date. Tell their freak

(42:56):
no say that, No, Hitch, I don't have any. But
you should go to the Square theaters. We love the
Square theaters. But no, we don't have any movie tickets
for you. Thanks, ed, Okay, no concentations. Good luck on
the day though, good luck? Hey, good morning is the XL?
Hey what's happening?

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Hello? Hello?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Yeah? What's up? Yeah? It's so much up. I don't
know where to begin. Okay, quickly, go ahead, quickly, please
go ahead, get in my bathroom, Marie done. I like
the fall weapter Also, I'm seeing a great concert last weeknd. Okay,

(43:39):
we need to go work force Employee of the Day back.
Thank you. So this is so, this is the what
we're just getting a recappier life. Yeah, thank you, but
that's what we asked for. Who asked for that?

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
All right, bye, thank you, Now you're done. Thank you.
He likes to call in and just tell him tell
us about his life. Yeah, great, you want to do
a great concert? I love it. The other guy's begging
for tickets. My god. We got to get a work
force employ the day. But it was the worst thing
ever because we call him hitch because the guy called
up and he gave you a hitch for your truck.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Once.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
It's a great hitch man. I still use that hitch.
But I think he thinks now he can just get
free stuff from us. Because of that, I'm in debt
to him for now one the rest of my life.
Imagine going out with a girl for twenty two years
and then having the breakup. I had a buddy man
who was dating a girl for thirty years and she
finally broke up with him. Now she's enjoying her life
at that point. That's a life that's not dating. That's

(44:32):
a that's a life.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
I know he don't want to hear this, but he
pretty much ruined her life and any chance of having
kids and a nice family and everything else. I'm like, yeah,
please get on the talkback feature. Please everyone, We're doing
tomorrow seven forty five. By the way, iHeartRadio app. You
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how mean. We'll play it all right, look and we

(44:56):
need something we get back, knock out some headlines that
z xlfap Jersey's rock station. Who us, Well we are
the z XL. When you show you know that I
got to teach my daughter a lesson. And it's when
you have Irish blood in you, it's uh, it's a curse.

(45:19):
It's it's a curse that you can drink. But there's
an aftermath of drinking. Yes, fighting, so it can yeah,
fighting the Irish anger and so the and the Irish
are dumb man, you know, because we and this is me,
I'm talking about me, like we'll fight until like we're

(45:39):
just bloodied and beaten. We won't stop. It's not you know,
it's just like it's just stupid Irish strength, like you
just keep going until. That's why Irish are good boxers, right,
they pain like like like Rocky shouldn't have been Italian, right,
you should have been Irin because that's the Irish will

(46:00):
do that. We'll just get our asses beat, but just
keep coming back and keep coming back and keep coming back.
And Italian guys don't cut up like that because of
the carbs that they eat. That's right, they just ooze model. Yeah,
he should have been overweight andol oh, like Paulie, that's
a perfect Italian.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
So.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Uh So my daughter we end up doing something over
last weekend and she had too much to drink and
I ended up getting sick. And you know, she's in college,
and so it happens. And she's even like, you know afterwards,
she's like, I like, I drink at college and this
never happens, dude. Sometimes it hits you differently, right, And
my daughter's like ninety pounds, you're also on the boat girl, Yeah,

(46:35):
And she and I think a little bit of that
happened to like will see sickness, but it was the
the next day. And it's a thing called Irish guilt,
and Irish guilt is like, what it really is is
the alcohol leaving your body and it gives you all
this anxiety, right and and when you are an addict,

(46:56):
it's called detoxing. And so the the alcohol is leaving
your body right after a night of just raging and
and you just think about everything awful in the world
and you're the worst person in the world. Like you
think the worst thoughts ever, every thought you could. You
could bring up stuff from when you were twelve, and

(47:16):
it'll come across your brain when you're going through Irish
guilt the night after drinking way too much. So it
goes beyond the guilt that you had yesterday. This is
now that starts at all your So the wave starts with,
oh my dad, I was a bad kid. Oh my god,
what did I do? You know, that's thing Like the
oh my god, what did I do? Is what starts it.

(47:37):
And then you're like, oh my god, I cheated on
a test in the fifth grade. And dude, you'll sit
there at night, man, and I remember I used to
get it, you know, being a dumb Irish kid. I
would I didn't understand it, and I was like twenty one,
twenty two, and I would feel like I'd have like
nine bowling balls on my chest, right, and this is

(48:00):
like every night I would be like, oh my god,
and then just like every bad thought you know in
my in the world would hit. And it's at the
end of the day. It's anxiety, is what it is.
And I remember going to the doctor and I said, yeah, man,
like every night I feel like I have nine bowling
balls on my chest, like, am I having a heart attack?
And he goes, no, You're having an anxiety attack and

(48:22):
I go yeah, and I go I go, well why,
and he goes, well do you drink And I go yeah,
and he goes, do you drink coffee? And I go yeah,
and he goes, you got pick one, he goes, because
the booze and the caffeine they are throwing your body
way off. So at night when I'm trying to sleep,
the alcohol is wearing off, the caffeine's there, and it's

(48:46):
just dude, You're just your brain is like what am
I supposed to do? And your brain just goes into
this crazy mode, right, And it's Irish guilt. And I
remember my wife she for a while she was getting
into espresso Martini's and we went to a place in Philly,
and I'm not kidding, dude. She knocked back twelve caffeine

(49:10):
in a martine Espress martine at night. Yeah, right, so
we go back, we we we we go back. I
forget if we were in a hotel. She run home
from Philly. So we go back and uh and in
the middle of the night, she just wakes up and dude,
she looked like she was strung out, like she looked
like she was high on meth. And she had never

(49:31):
felt that before, that like anxiety before. And I was like, yeah,
I was like, babe, like this is like, this is
what you're you're feeling. Is is Irish guilt. You're feeling
this the alcohol and now the caffeine adds on top
of it. Dude. I would have to give her sometimes,
like Benadrill, just the knock her back out so she
could sleep at all. Like I can't imagine, Like I know,

(49:52):
some genius came up with red Bull and Vodkas. Dude, dude,
it's got it. It gets you tuned up, it gets
you fired up, like you're ready to your your heart's
got to be popping a million miles a minute, and
you're drunk from the vodka. Like, listen, I they taste good.
I've had them before, But my god, what that must
do to your body. I know people who do adderall

(50:14):
or did adderall in a non legal form, and that's a.
That's for focus, right, that's for focus. It's yeah, it's
a it's it's an upper. And they would drink and
you would black out from drinking, but you would still
be up. What are we doing? So now you're just
a walking zombie? Yes, right? And and and uh, I
know some people, some people maybe in this room, sounds

(50:38):
like you're in your circle, they who have done some
some other drugs like adderall, right, that maybe you bought
in a freezer of a bar, right, And so that's
that's certainly not in two thousand and two thousand and
two thousand and one. Jesus, So the same thing happens thin.
You would do it right, and then you would black out,

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but then you would still be up for hours. God, kids,
you missed out. We had a lot of fun growing up.
So yeah, So my daughter woke up the next day, man,
she was just like a lot of anxiety, a lot
of like you know, like the the what did I do?
And I'm like this is this is why you gotta
be Carol. And I had the head to sit down
and have to talk with her, like you're in college, man,

(51:21):
and she's in a sorority. And I was like, you
gotta yeah, you gotta watch yourself because she's like, but
I can drink, And I said, but sometimes one drink
will set you off in another direction. It really, you know,
it's it's you can't always guarantee, especially when someone pours
you mixed drinks. Uh. And in the world we live
in now, I would never take a mixed drink from
anyone I don't know. And I also said, you know,

(51:43):
you got to make sure you take care of your
friends too. Go out in a circle where people are
you know, you're tight, and you're watching each other, dude,
it can get out of hand quickly. Yeah. And you
did this on a Sunday. You never do this on
a Sunday. You need a day to recuperate a little bit. Yeah. Well,
I mean she's a kid. Yeah, so she luckily she
didn't have work the next day until or so she
was able to sleep it off a little bit. And

(52:03):
she probably lost a little bit of way too from
she threw up look we get back, we'll do a
thing called you think you have a bed, You think
you've got in bed, Good old Pennsylvania. I guess they
dredged part of the Allegheny River right that's out by Pittsburgh,
and they found fifty pounds of what jojo, I'm gonna say,

(52:26):
dead bodies, car parts, up to one hundred vehicles, many
which were believed to have been from a long defunct
downtown parking lot where they just got rid of the
car just roll them in the drink. Huh, dude, there's
a I went to high school on a thing called
the Cooper River. It's in Pennsauken, and they just pulled
out a car from like twenty years ago with a

(52:48):
body in it. Wow. Yeah, not shocked, Not shocked at all.
And what's crazy is and I don't know if we've
just loosened the you know, the laws or you know
the regulations. But like when I was growing up going
to that high school on Cooper River and pens Haukin,
it was disgusting, right, Like we'd have to run track

(53:08):
around it. There's a huge track around it. And you
would never eat, dude, you would never even think about
putting your finger in the water. Yeah, and then they
got a rowing team, right, and now the kids rowing
the river just getting sick, rolling through diapers. Well, but
and they do like big regattas stuff and like when
did it get clean? Like, I don't like, I get it.

(53:29):
It was twenty five years ago. I was in high school.
But like, you got it that clean in twenty five years. Yeah.
People have fascination with water, Like if you live by water,
you think it's the coolest thing. I don't know, man,
Sometimes it's dirty, stale, nasty water to the Cooper River
was disgusting. They're still finding cars with bodies in them,
and there's a kid just rowing away, just there, just

(53:49):
having fun. Let's see here. Fayette County Public schools in
Tennessee have axed field trips for students because of low
test scores.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
I like this.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
They got low test scores in math and reading the
whole school, so they said, no more field trips. You
take away stuff when people do bad things, right. The
announcement was made on social media and some parents are upset.
Ashley Turner has her kids in the school district and
calls the decision unfair. Uh, they say they go to
a few different places. Most of the time educational, and

(54:20):
I feel like they're learning more from the field trips
than they are having fun. But you can't. That is
a that is a thing you get when you do
something good. We don't earn things anymore. They're just given
given them. We don't we known. I had this kind
of conversation yesterday with my my oldest. Right, she's got
a little three year old love the guy. Right, he's

(54:43):
got one of you remember those balls that you blow
up and you bounce on with the handle. Sure, right,
he's got one. It's already blown up. It's in our
front room.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Right.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
He finds somebody must have gave him a gift, and
it's one that's unopened, and it's a Yoda one and
he wants to open that up. And I said no,
and he starts crying. Right, And now my wife and
my oldest are like, just let him open it up,
and I go, no, he has one already in the
front room. Why would I open up and have a

(55:13):
second one? Right, Yeah, it doesn't make sense. You can
tell him no, right, You can say no to a child.
It's okay to say no to a child. Sometimes I
tell my kids no for no reason, just to say no.
So I know I have power. The other night they
wanted dinner. I said no, no, no, no dinner. You
had lunch. Man, gotta get you're going to bed hungry.

(55:33):
But here's the thing, man, Like I, I and I
and I was having a conversation with my my daughter,
and I'm like, so, does it make sense to have
two of these stupid balls in our house? Not at all.
You can't jump on two. And what she tells me,
She goes, well, he doesn't even like the other one anyway?
With him, why would we have two of them? You
just answered your own. You're just you're just you're just

(55:54):
doing it because you don't want to tell him no. Uh,
Live long and eat garlic. In Greece, the island of
Ikara is renowned for the long lives of people who
live there. In fact, many people who live there have
made it past one hundred. How do they do it?
The answer might be garlic. Not only is it a
staple in food they cook, but many modern day Ukrainians

(56:16):
swear by it for folk medicine, as in the first
resort for most ailments. It's garlic. I love garlic, man,
What did it tasted of garlic. I love all of it.
What's that weird one? It's not garlic. It's if you
have a cold, you put onions in your socks. Okay,
I think my wife has done this before. Yeah, I've
heard this post to suck all that everything comes out

(56:37):
at the bottom of your foot, like the onion will
be black. I can't. I've never seen it before. I
never seen it before. And who wants to put onions
in their size right now? That I don't like. I
don't like that like garlic. That's you rather do it garlic.
But you know it's good for too, also fighting off vampires.
We used to have this stuff like a jar immnced
garlic and it was awesome and I would just throw
that and everything. Now you got to kind of crush

(56:58):
it with the press and everything else. Yeah, we have
a bunch of garlic cloes. What are they clothes? Yeah? Right,
we have a bunch of garlet clothes in a cabinet.
Every time I open it up, it just smells like garlic.
This does work to some good fellows. If you don't
like the crunch of the slice it with that ranger
blade and it will liquefy the plant in the pan.
They did that in jail. There you go. Those people,
they haven't pad you not so much. Voting Joe with

(57:20):
Jojo and one hundred point seven ZXL South Jersey Rock
Station ZXL Morning Show. My wife can't get back fast enough.
I've eaten out dinner every night since she's been going. Dude,
how long is she going for? Okay? She left on
Thursday Saturday, nine days. Wow, it's a lot, man, I'll
be honest, a lot. You're not good by yourself, No,

(57:42):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
I have no.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I have no because here's the thing, Like I can
be by myself and I like just chilling at home relaxing.
You feel like you need to be doing something that
I'm out at a dive bar on Sunday with you,
like a happy hour on Monday. Like you went out
with a guy yesterday who we make fun of constantly
for being a loser. Well, you know what, Well I
have to tie him in with the other friends that

(58:02):
have things that are going on. But I was so excited.
We go to the Brazilian steakhouse. It's called Rodesio. I
love this concerant. You need to make money. I don't
know how to make money, right, and they just bring
you meat. You put a button on the green. Yeah.
And these guys come in in these funny pants with
these big leather belts. I know it sounds a little risky,
but it's not. Yeah, well past their their wardrobe. These

(58:23):
guys come with this big skewer man and they just
it's it's cutting meat, all different types of meat. Certain steak,
there's there's there's chicken, there's things raft the chicken rat
them a heart attack before she comes back. I haven't
put a vegetable in my body since she left. Dude,
it's all been meat and it's been fantastic. But I
had this idea. I was like, hey, she's goning for
nine days, maybe I can drop some pounds when she

(58:46):
gets back to MA like, oh my god, you look
so good. Yeah, I've thrown down out the window.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Now.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
I want her to see me at my worst. So
when she gets back then I can start losing weight.
She's just gonna be on the ground crying.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
I take medicine from my high cholesterol. I took three
yesterday before I went to dinner. And I'm not sure
if it works that way, but that's what I did
you got to really gear up on it. I'm just
so and tonight today I actually might go see h
Deadpool and Wolverine by myself. That's a movie I don't
think I've ever seen. No, I've never seen a movie
by myself. Yeah. Yeah, Well, I feel that if I

(59:18):
didn't have stuff to do, i'd go with you. It's good,
I'd go see it again. You miss a lot of stuff,
you know. I'm looking forward to the popcorn and my
wife's not there to stop me. And you know you're
gonna get refills. Yeah, and I have to share it
when nobody's is awesome? Do you take it home with you?

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (59:33):
What I'll do is I will I'll refill before I leave. Yeah,
and then crunkle that bag up, bring it in the car,
and then yeah, eat stale pup. Or she can't get
back fast enough. I may be dead by the time
she gets back. And I'm not the guy who goes
out there and does strip clubs. And I don't know.
To me, the best part is just drinking in the eating.
She doesn't let you eat, No, she makes you eat
like cabbage and like you know, alfalfa leaves and stuff

(59:57):
like that, like you're a squirrel and h and now
you get a chance to actually go and eat. Have
you hadn't scrappleed yet? There's a real rule in my
house that I'm not allowed to have scrapple. I'm not
when she's home. I can't even make scrapple just to
smell of it. Okay, she's been gone for I don't
know what five days now, not yet, that's gonna be
today because I had pounds and pounds of bacon to
eat up before she got home. So that's that. That

(01:00:19):
ended yesterday. So yeah, there will be a brick of
scraple my in my future, which my future is like
go to move man is my my wife, especially this summer,
she's been going a lot. She likes to go down
to her shorehouse, which is her parents' house, uh ten
minutes outside of Stone Harbor. So as soon as she leaves, dude,
my move brick house in May's landing wings and mozzarella wedges.

(01:00:43):
And that's dude to the point where, like I've said
it on the air before, the bartenders know I roll
in on a Friday and they're like like norm Scottie, yeah, yeah,
it wings and wedges right, it's already ready for you,
like you single. And I was like, yeah, I'm single
for the night. And he's like, all right, dude, I
up on a beer. They make my wings, my wedges,
I'm out the door. Yeah that one night have I

(01:01:04):
stayed home by myself? Not one see I see I
I like it, Like I'll get those wings and wedges
to go to take home. Yeah, like I you you
like to go out?

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
All right, I'm a a I don't know. There's a
name for it, where you like to hang out with people.
Here's the thing. It's social. Like I'm talking to my
buddies too, Like we're at a happy hour on Monday.
And I'm like, it's not like my wife doesn't allow
me to do it. I can do it anytime I want. Yeah,
well she's gone. I'm just like, I don't know, let
me just go out because she probably would bitch a

(01:01:35):
moan that I was out four nights to have dinner.
I've spent spent a lot of money. Yeah, I was
gonna say, man, yeah, it's not cheap. Now do what
you're doing. Hey, everybody, thanks your calls today. They're always
welcomed on the show. Glad we're all a part of it.
Stay there, let's coick off a rock block. It's one
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(01:02:00):
you loving? Oh you love?

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
The sun comes shining through sh where you're crying. Let's
fin you bring on the rin right, stop your shot
and stuff beside? Well to be happy to do? Where
are you smiling? Let's just smiling. Keep on smiling, to
be on.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
I'm smiling, dropping out, man, I know you guys are awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
I love to look at me guys. On my way
to work the rings. She's at yeah, warming up, chip
and I'm like, I'm about here. We're rocking. Hey, thank
you you shot. You're the best. How you doing? Yeah?
Keep me laughing? Man, you guys are great. Good morning guys, Hilario,
let's shot it? Oh god? Is it my radio? Or
are you only broadcasting in MANA? This is the ring's

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in DJ Like if you're on it, I listened to this.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
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