TUESDAY 8-20-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Up.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Up.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management.
One show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
And this show.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Is an it.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hey man, what's happening? It bummed me out, man, I
I've been kind of busy the last couple of days
running around, and I forgot our neighbors. They moved like
I had a bottle of champagne to give them, but
it was it was. It bumms me out because I
left this morning and sometimes he's a state trooper, so

(01:24):
he'll be leaving at the same time. I am so like,
you know, when you leave at four am, it's interesting
to see another person. Yeah, how's it going?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Anytime I see like a car drive down the street
when I'm getting ready to leave for work, I'm like,
what are you up to? But but I look down
and they're going and I'm like, oh, man, I forgot
they closed yesterday and you're never gonna find them. You
don't know the new address. I mean, they made a
smart move, man. They cashed out their house ended up

(01:55):
becoming way, you know, way more than it probably is worth.
And they cashed out and they moved in with the
mother in law. That's it. Yeah, go sit around for
a little bit if you can.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
And that's so, you know, I was like, all right, hey,
all right.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hang out there until mom dies. And now you got
a house and now you just sold your house.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Man, that's what you do. And you do the move
where you say, yeah, no, no, she doesn't. We don't live
with her. She lives with us. He's got to be
there to take care of mom. You know, something off
the shelf. It's too high. Yeah, but it was dude.
I was actually like, you know, me, I have a
black heart, so I don't have a lot of feeling.
And so I looked down and I got bummed out. Man.
I said, they're really nice people. And you know, our

(02:34):
kids were kind of the same age. And I was like, oh, man,
I am they're gone. Did he bring the cop car home?
Was it parked outside? See? I like that too, man.
You don't neighborhoods when there's a car. That thing was
great because you know, the way my neighborhood is set up,
it's it's off the black horse Pike and people would
fly into the neighborhood and he was the second house

(02:55):
in so they'd see the cop car and it was
a it was a cool cop it was a truck.
It was a it was a a state trooper truck
has like a battling ram on the front because you
got to take down a double wide drive right through it.
So yeah, and he parked it right on the street too.
You ever let you play with the sirn or flick
the lights on. He let me play with his guns.

(03:15):
I like this guy. We just I spun it around
on my finger. No, he didn't know.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
He should have dressed up like a cop and just
stood by the car and just arrested people.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
What's funny was because we'd always that's how we got friendly,
was the bus stop and uh. And he would be
in his state trooper outfit right at the bus stop.
And if you were just a person driving by and
didn't know that the context of why or what we
were doing, you would think that I was being arrested. Yeah,
it's busting people up. It's just me talking to a

(03:45):
state trooper. Everybody, it's Tuesday. We're gonna dive into that.
That's it right knows. The XOL no work for sorry
points frocks things. Maybe tomorrow the XU you're lying. Good morning, everybody,

(04:06):
do it live. I can go alrite it and we'll
do it live. And things sucks. I'm scotty. Good morning.
Here's some news for us. On a Tuesday morning, former
President Donald Trump he shared AI generated images of women
wearing Swifties for Trump T shirts to his true social

(04:30):
account that wasn't true over the weekend, including a satirical
post that claimed Taylor Swift fans are turning to Trump
after security concerns forced the cancelation of her Vienna concerts
earlier this month. Trump captioned the post I accept and
shared screenshots of for Twitter posts that show women wearing
Swifties for Trump t shirts, as well as an image

(04:52):
of Taylor Swift that reads, Taylor wants you to vote
for Donald Trump. That AI is very dangerous. You don't
know what to believe. Man. The bridge, this is the day?
How does this happen? In this day and age? The
bridge between Wildwood Crest and Lower Township in Cape May County.
It's closed indefinitely. The motor failed on it, so now

(05:14):
it's stuck open. It's the Middle thoroughfare Bridge, which is
also called the two Mile Bridge, so it's now just
completely closed. The quote from the mayor is the bridge
has a total failure of a drive cheft motor used
to open the bridge on demand, which failed ten am
on Saturday. They don't know when they can fix it.
So the bridge is closed because it's open. Like how

(05:37):
in this day and age, I mean, Jesus, we send
someone to the moon, well maybe not sure, fifty years
ago and we can't fix the bridge that's stuck open.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
It goes like this, Hey, Frank, did you oil the bridge?
We'll get it tomorrow. It'll be fine over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Man. And I don't know why I got bummed out
and sad by this. I guess because I used to
watch the show Phil Donahue. He died he was eighty
eight years old. Yeah, I was getting confuse with MERV Griffin.
Uh MERV. Murv had a talk show too. Uh you know,
Donahue was the original Oprah. He kind of ushered in
that Jerry Springer Oprah world. Yeah, I was. I just

(06:16):
remember as a kid watching Donahue, and you always look
old because he had white hair. Phil Donahue. Yeah, yeah,
so Marlo Thomas's wife, she posted that I'm sure by
now you've heard very sad news. I lost my sweetheart
last night. Uh so I know you understand that I'll
be stepping away from social media for a while. That's
coming from Marlo Thomas's ex wall Gay.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm trying to think of an episode of Pelt Donahue
where something something happened like.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Was he've uh uh was it? Kind of like did
do Heraldo? Remember Haraldo had a chair thrown out the skinheads? Yeah,
Tony Hue did. I mean he would get into it
with with some people, but he didn't get into that
like Heraldo Jerry Springer world like there weren't midgets fighting. Yeah, yeah,

(07:05):
mist vote. He kind of was like a real newsman
if you will, you know, like he took the job seriously.
Like Jerry spring that would just would just have people
throwing cake at each other. Uh that's news. What about sports?
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(07:26):
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Speaker 4 (07:33):
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Speaker 1 (07:52):
Hey, what do you know about baseball cards? I used
to have them when I was a child's putting a
spoken ruined.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
How many rookie cards you put.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
In this thing? Man? I actually was pretty good with them.
I would put them in binders and uh and so
my brother was a huge collector of baseball cards. But
then I had a storage unit and I huge collection
of comic books and baseball cards, and uh it got
it got broken into and the only thing they took
were my baseball cards. Really books, Yeah sucks, Yeah sucks. Well,

(08:25):
the the the bins they were in said baseball cards
and in comic books, so yeah, it was easy for
them to steal that.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, So I don't know what I have, but I
told my wife when I was at in her house
years ago, we were walking through the basement. Now, our
mom's a hoarder, but I remember seeing stacks and say
that about her.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I mean, I think she's only been with one guy. No,
not whoreror horder. I'm sorry I didn't hear you, Like
I swear.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
In her garage there's a snowmobile and a bear fur
on top of the snow like. That's what kind of
horror we're talking Like things could be stuck underneath.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
That's that's the worst. Man. It just gets too much.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
So she had I know they had baseball cards. I said, listen,
I don't care about anything else, grab those baseball cards.
So she comes back from vacation. She comes back with
some baseball cards. Now what happened is I think a
lot of these are probably going to be ruined because
of sitting in humidity. Yeah, but I'm looking at baseball cards, man,
like legit baseball cards that probably were worth a lot

(09:24):
of money at one point.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
But most like, you're just ruined.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
But I gotta find a baseball card collector where I
can go into the shop and then he can lowball
me and tell me I have something that I don't.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, you got it. He'd be like, hey, here's fifty bucks.
But meanwhile the cards could be waiting bound. Oh, because
there was a place growing up that I used to
do all the baseball cards and comic books and it
was called Rainbow and that I mean that, and that
was in Clementon. But I don't there are atomic book
shops and baseball card stores anymore, Like that's not a thing.

(09:55):
So I guess you would go maybe with pawn shop.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Like the problem is too, like like I see them
on eBay, Like, okay, so I have one of the
cards here.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's the problem is you have to get it like
they're they have to be authentic, right, So if they're
just reprints, they're not gonna be worth me. So I
got to go to actually like a card plate and
he he'll look at it and be like, yeah, like
you got something here, like some legit cards.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Man, Like like I'm looking at now it's not a
rookie car, but I'm looking like looking at a Mickey Mantle.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Okay, because he was an okay baseball player, Willie Mays,
he was all right, another Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks. Have
you heard of earn A Bank and the Reds. Mike
correct Yeah, Ernie Banks.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Nineteen sixty three, tops, Mickey Mantle, yeah, Jackamie Robinson from
nineteen fifty five.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
If these are legit, like, if they're legit cards, they're
probably worth something in good condition. But if they're like
I said, if they're just reprints, then they're not gonna
be worth it. Ted Williams, Baby Williams, Ted Williams, Yeah,
he was. He could hit a baseball. You're having some fun,
you know. Last night before I went to sleep, she's like,
look at this card, and I'm like, I just want
to go to bed.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's worth thirteen thousand dollars. Give me that damn card.
Take a look to see what.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
We got here. Yeah, man, I mean if it's legit, yeah,
you know, but once again, you got to find someone
to tell you it's legitimate. And that's the problem too.
It's like, yes, it's it's I noticed the ones that
are posted on eBay aren't selling for thirteen thousand dollars,
so obviously it's not worth thirteen thousand. People can't afford food,
I know, So I don't know who's gonna pay thirteen
thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Bad time for a husband to ask his wife if
he can get a year number seven Mickey Mantle baseball card.
But I got to go through some of this nonsense.
It was kind of fun to look at many cards there, dude.
It's it's it is fun to go through the past.
Like I I went through a bin and it was
like all my parents' tax returns from the seventies. It's

(11:40):
really kind of cool just to go through and be
like cheat like even like car receipts and stuff like
like you know, like I think my dad bought like
a buick, you know, like like I don't know that
buick something or other and it was like he bought
like bugh it whole for four thousand dollars, right, yeah, right,
It's like wow, that's that's that you could do that

(12:00):
back then brand new car.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Think interest rates were like twenty percent to back then. Yeah. Yeah,
So it's it is it's cool to see all that
old stuff. Dude. I wish I still in my own
comic books and baseball cards and uh. And my little
guy he's getting into it now where he's collecting and actually,
you know, he goes and he researches all that stuff.
So it's fun. Man. Baseball cards were cool. They have

(12:23):
now too. My wife was using it.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
If you go to Google, you can just you take
a picture of the card and send you right to eBay,
like on whatever card like you're looking for. Yeah it's
got any But yeah, I gotta find a baseball card collector.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
And just unload some of the stuff. We'll see what
I come up with. Who knows, Yeah, some dork that knows.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, fun, Well it's probably gonna load ball me. You know, yeah,
I know nothing about baseball cards.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I don't know much. But he did waste a lot man,
you know, I you know you would like as a kid,
you would just get I would just get baseball cards
for the gum right right right, and not knowing what
you had in there. Yeah, I care less about the
baseball cards.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
See, I don't think there's anything worth collecting now, like
like no, it's.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Still a big thing. So the big ones. So my my,
my nephew, he collects those stupid funko pops and dude,
they're worth a ton of money and sneakers, sneak. There's
a huge like black market for sneakers.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Right, thirty years from now, someone's going to buy a
pair of rebox for like eighteen thousand dollars from your kids.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
So and so he'll collect sneakers and sell them. And
and dude does like as a kid, he's a freshman
in high school. And he'll say, and he does well
doing all this, you know, selling of stuff. I know
nothing about any of that one me either, none. But
there are people that go nuts over the sneaker community.
And that's stupid. Funko pops man. Don't get the funko

(13:43):
pops man for me. They're just dolls. They're dolls. They
do the lego thing where they sell them and then
pull them off the shelves so they become you know,
they become more popular.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, he's gonna find that guy who's willing to pay
I don't know, Yeah, three hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Once again, some dork has some money and he's he
wants to buy a Bret Arn't funk go Bob. Look
we get back. We'll do some rock news news. There's
some rock news for you. Sammy Hagar, he was being
interviewed and he never knows when the shut up. He

(14:17):
said that he wishes he had reconnected with Eddie van
Halen sooner if you knew the extent of the guitarist
health woes. In an interview over I guess he was
an Arizona newspaper because he's out on tour right now.
They asked him about the tension from the two thousand
and four tour they did, and he said, Eddie was,
you know, he was abusing drugs and alcohol, and the

(14:38):
tour was it was completely a disaster. And after that
they lost complete connection until he said a couple of
years ago he did reach out to Eddie and they
kind of rekindled their friendship before Eddie van Halen ended
up passing away. I believe that's two years now, so

(15:00):
he said. He said, I wish I would have known
how sick he was. I would have done more to
try and be his friend. So that's coming from Sammy Hagar.
You're gonna regret it, man, unless you really will never
ever go intour again, you might as well patch things up.
I'll get it there and do it, man, if you can.
We got Look, look, we got a friend named Billy,
me and you and that kid's the worst friend ever.

(15:22):
So one day he's gonna die and me and you
were gonna be like, yeah, we wish we had a
better relationship. But he's now he's dead. Yeah, he's really
a bad friend. My wife brings he is my wife.
My wife changed the name on my phone to his.
Now name in my phone is F Billy Well. I
have a video for saying it. So Blink one eighty

(15:42):
two have announced a sequel album to an album they
put out last year called One More Time Part Two?
Are you excited?

Speaker 5 (15:49):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Last year Blink one eighty two, they got all the
original members back, okay right, Tom Belong came back in
the band and came out the Spaceship. They put a
they put an hour out called One More Time. Now
they're going to put out an album called One More
Time Part two. So it's new Blink eighty two Part
two will be out September sixth, then could be pre

(16:11):
order so you can pre order a new Blink one
eighty two album because that's what everyone wants. Don't sound
like the old Blake one eighty two or is it
new Blink one eighty two sound? I don't know. I did,
I did, but I put out your address, so sent
to your house. But here's a thing, like, doesn't it

(16:31):
get silly when you're in your fifties and you're singing
these like these songs that were like super like kiddy poppy.
Like I watched like like I think New Kids on
the Block. I think they were just on tour with
like Paula Abduel or something, and it's like, dude, you're
sixty when you were a kid, Donny like Donny Wohlberg,

(16:54):
You're there's sixty and you're out there dancing to the
songs that you played when you were out fourteen. Isn't
that a little weird? Oh? Hey, what you know?

Speaker 5 (17:04):
What?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Who am I?

Speaker 5 (17:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Did you see the video of Frankie Valley? Oh he
looks awful? Yeah yeah, yeah, it's so Uh That's where
I wish someone had like a keeper where you could
just look at someone and go get them off stage. Yeah, no, man,
get them off stage, put them on a couch, let
him just rest. The dude's out there now. We me
and you listen to a podcaster and he talked about

(17:30):
it for years that he would go see him and
he would get first row tickets, and he said, dude,
it's been twenty five years since this guy opened his
mouth up. He just puts the microphone to his face
and they just play his greatest hits day. Yeah, I
felt like Janet Jackson was the same thing. Man.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
It was very I don't know, not very Rhythm Nation issue.
Not stopping around with the other guys on stead. It
wasn't like a big deal with Janet Jackson. Man, was
he at least singing?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, kind of. I don't know. Man. I got out
of there pretty quick. It's sad. It's kind of sad,
it is, but it's okay. You were great. It's okay,
you were great. Kiss there. You know, they have a
guy named Geene Simmons in the band. These guys need
to wrap it up too. It was the Demon. Well,
he's out on a solo tour right now, Gene. You know,
Kiss is done, so you know they're not torn anymore,

(18:14):
or they're all wrapped up. So he's out doing a
solo thing. He was given the key to the city
of what city, Jojo, I'm gonna say, if you get this,
I'll give you and don okay, Houston, Niagara Falls, Okay.
So he was given the key to the city of
Niagara Falls. So he got a street named after him too,

(18:37):
So so yeah, good for Gene Simmons from Kiss, even
though that was a city. Niagara Falls the two. So
there's Niagara Falls, New York and then there's Niagara Falls, Canada. Ah. Yeah,
and there's a waterfall between them. Did you know there
was a waterfall there. I know nothing about Niagara Falls.
I've never been either, never wanted to go, not needed.
Yeah I'm not. I'm cool, like I don't need, I

(18:59):
guess being kind of neat to see a big waterfall
like that.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
But if you if you were driving by on a
real destination and it was off to the right, you'd
be like, I'll go look at it.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
But I'm not making it. I think I drove by it.
People make a whole trip about it. Yeah, I think
I've driven by it and I didn't care. I'm like, oh,
yeah that sounds this is this is cool. That's cool.
Station the little guy's birthday week right, yesterday was his birthday.

(19:29):
So my wife takes a week off for vacation. Now
she really just turns it into her vacation, some time
off for the family together. Yeah, so what ends up
happening and she goes down to her parents' house and
the neighbors are very cool and they let us use
their r V because our parents house isn't huge and
there's a lot of people down there, so we uh

(19:52):
so we stay in an RV and uh and I like,
I during the weekend, I would go down, but like,
now I gotta work, so I can't. I can't be there.
So I'm down there, right, And I was just like
we had gone jet skiing, right, like wave running, and
it like I was like, all right, wave running, I

(20:15):
don't know, that's like a pretty cool birthday weekend for
a little guy dude like wave running.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, you love that stuff. Yeah, they're cool for about honestly,
for about a half hour. Then we had by one
we had okay, so we had it for forty five minutes.
It's perfect, but the storm a storm came in and
uh and so it got cut short. So we only
did it for like twenty minutes. And then they gave
us a half our money back. Yeah, and so I
was like, yeah, I had enough.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Well. The the other reason was I wasn't allowed to
drive it. Her aunt, who I was on her wave
runner for some reason, she wanted to drive and I
was like, okay, dude, terrifying. I thought my life was
going to be over right because you're holding on man,
for holding on for dear, dear life. And dude, she
was an off wave runner driver.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, because if you're not if you're not driving the
wave runner, you have no control you can.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
You feel like you're gonna be thrown off.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
And dude, and again you get thrown off into the water,
so you get wet, you get back on.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Well, so, out of our entire group, only one, uh
flipped over and it was my It was my oldest
daughter and my my wife's cousin's husband. They flip over
and now here's my daughter. She's about fifteen feet from
this dock that we had and uh. And so he's
trying to swim and at one point, dude, she just

(21:34):
gave up and started like doing uh, the like the
back swim. Yeah, you know, like you know how you
just like lay on your back and she's just trying
to she was like a reverse doggy paddle. I just
want to float you just floating paddle a little bit. Yeah.
So and she was terrified that a shark was gonna
eat her. And I'm there no, Shark's not gonna eat you.
I promise you was. Shark isn't gonna eat you. But so, dude, like,

(21:57):
so I'm down at my my in law's house, right,
and I dude, I love being at my own house.
I don't. I don't. I don't need to be at
other people's houses. I don't need to stay at other
people's houses. So Saturday night or Sunday night. I it
was Sunday night, Sunday night because I took off yesterday.
I was like, I went to my wife and I
was like, I'm just gonna go out to a bar.

(22:17):
They were doing a big seafood dinner. I don't eat seafood.
I said, you guys have fun. I'm gonna go to
a bar. I'm gonna get something that I want to
eat right right right. So so she's like, well, take
my dad with you, and I was like okay, But
then it's that dre like now I'm stuck, right because
now I have to wait for, you know, someone to

(22:39):
get ready and they had to do this and I
was like, babe, you're missing the point. I just wanted
to leave, just you just want to get out, just
get out. So we end up going to a bar
and we get to the bar about an hour before
it closes. So we're talking to the bar attender and
one of the guys, I'm the guy who flipped over
the wave runner. He orders it to This is eight

(23:00):
thirty at night on a Sunday. He orders a bloody Mary.
That's a morning drinking, That's what I said. Yeah, so hard.
I was like this girl, this, this poor bartender hasn't
made this drink in twelve hours, Like this is what
do you what are you getting a bloody Mary for
at eight thirty at night?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
You can go crazy with these things. I've seen them
at bars where they're like a foot tall man. They
got like shrimp and everything else. Look, it was a
good bloody mary. But she was even taken back. She's like,
you want to what you want? A bloody Mary?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Some shrimp.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I've seen him with grilled cheese sandwiches stuffed to a
piece of wood on top of it.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Gets it gets a little too nuts, to be honest.
I remember I used to make them for my wife
when we started dating. And uh, you throw in a
slim gym the meat and a salt. I guess from
the meat is that it's vodka and tomato juice, yes,
vacca right, tomato juice, and then I bloody marry without
the tomato juice. I think he like, like, was it

(23:55):
like red pepper? Like, yeah, you gotta heat it up. Yeah.
So yeah, Like I I've seen chicken fingers and stuff
in a bloody Marry, But it's eight thirty on a
Sunday night and we're like, what do you do in
drinking bloody marry? That girl just wants to open a
Miller light and hand it to you. That's what it is.
And that's what he's like. He's like, the beer's not
doing it. I was like doing what, Like, what do

(24:17):
you want it to do?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Are you trying to trick your body? This the morning
after and you're trying to recoup from the day. Well,
the best was him and his wife. So he so
we got some food, right. I did not go mazzarella sticks.
I went Jalapeno poppers, which I haven't had poppers in forever.
I forgot how great they are. Yeah, right, pepper and
the cream cheese, cream cheese.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah. So he gets a cheese steak, right, he brings
half of it home. Now he kind of goes and
passes out his wife because they kind of were fighting
all day. She got she got so pissed at him
that she out of spite. Now she is very health
conscious and she's kind of a vegetarian. Out of spite,

(24:57):
she ate the other half of the cheese steak.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
The wow wow to not eat meat and have to
put a cheese steak down. I thought you were gonna
say she's threw it away, which is even worse.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Nope, she sat there just just to make a point,
to be like listed Ale and then uh and then
I had to call him out and I'm like, yeah,
you know your husband ordered a bloody Mary at eight
thirty on Sunday night.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
That would be like me eating my wife's leftovers, knowing
I don't like it, like with demonnies and all the
other stuff, just to be an a hole and have
to try and stomach it and put that thing down
out of stubbornness.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, good for her. She ate the half a cheese steak,
even know that she's kind of a vegetarian. Look, we
we get back. I've not got some headlines.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
One hundred point seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock Station ZXL motesh.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Everybody jump on.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
The talk back feature. It's a lot of fun. It's
on our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, you gotta search. Go to the iHeartRadio app WZXL,
little red microphone button. Hit that button, send us a message,
no matter how dumb, we'll play it.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, I got a few here we'll jump into since
we have a little bit of time. Let's see this
is a how I got one from your wife. Finally
she chimed in. We'll get to that in a say. Yeah,
she used the chime in all the time. Now she
I think she's taking a break from the radio station
because she doesn't like what I say.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, no, no, no, jump back in. We'd love you.
So this was okay, the context of this was me
and you were talking about she uses easy paths, right,
just like everyone else. It saves her like four and
a half minutes to get the work. She could take
back roads and not spend any money, but instead she

(26:41):
goes and takes the expressway and the parkway, which you
have to use easy pass and a cost like one
hundred and seventy five dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, and I mean I'll drive back from Brigantine on
the weekends. I take the backway my wife will take
her toes, will pay through her through her company. So
she takes the expressway.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
He goes right down. Now, not me man, the company.
He's asking why the car is always up? Gotta yeah,
why is it? Why is it there? She is talking
about the tolls.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
I've been letting you go all summer. What I'll say
in anything, you know, But it's been a minute, so
I'm back, and no, it cost one hundred dollars a month,
not two hundred. Again dramatic, And it saves me fifteen
minutes away if I take the expressway instead of Route fifty.
Fifteen minutes in the morning and fifteen minutes at the

(27:26):
end of the day when you want to get home
is a lot of time. So it's not four minutes
two hundred dollars. Just so we're clear on that.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Okay, she's wrong, So just listens like she used to
get back on the talk back and yeah, I don't
know to me saving Look, losing fifteen minutes of your
life and saving two hundred bucks a month. Yeah, I'm
losing fifteen minutes of my life.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I'm going to put you know it, and I'll be
on her side. I'll say, listen, you worked a long day.
You just want to get home quick.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Come on? Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, we just got a dinner waiting for this guy.
Ye little creeper or some type of I don't even
know what sawng this is.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Can you play Manta Hoople? My name is Louis. I
live in Yardley, Bucks County. All the young dudes, all
the young dudes. I do know that one. Yeah, okay,
David Bowie sing's on it. This guy's from Delaware. So
where the hell is New Jersey at? What was the
name of Russia somewhere?

Speaker 5 (28:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Is that a helicopter? What's going on?

Speaker 5 (28:26):
What?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
I don't know? Where's New Jersey? I got more? I
think maybe George's been there, Watts, Yeah, George wants there.
He left George.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
You over here to Delaware.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
I don't think you got to make Delaware listeners like
listening to you old mother every day. Appreciate y'all, we
appreciate that. I think there was two conversations there, one
with Georgia, one liking us. And I'll be honest, you
just have to look up and you'll see New Jersey
if you're in Delaware.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Uh, I know, we know this guy and I guess
he took a beat in at the blackjack table.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Jojo, we have gotten to get together.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
Atlantic City casinos are not doing it for me. Man,
worst night ever in my twenty six years ago in there,
I'm starting to think there is a conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
How the deal of poll a nine when they got twelve.
Whenever we do it, we break. Casinos are conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah that's a bad beat man, But you don't hit
on that because you hope, you're hope that ten's gonna
come out, that guy's gonna break or girl's gonna break.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
I have an addictive personality, so I want to get
into playing blackjack. Please feel like I would get out
of control. Oh you think there would be a chance
that you and I would would go over after the
show any morning they play blackjack together? Your god, damn
right with you be my best friend. All we would
do is, yeah, we would play just to get free buffet.
Yeah we get enough points. Yeah, because there's a guy

(29:55):
who I know, and he goes. The rule with blackjack
is you never hit over fourteen, right, Yeah, Yeah, you
gotta play it the right way. Gotta play you gotta
and you and then you gotta stick with that. So
if you if you have fourteen, you stay. Yeah, you
don't play the game, don't don't try and be a
big shot, and eventually it'll just work out in your
favorite I've done it before.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
While I hit on something, I was like, I don't know,
I got a feeling, I got a fifteen.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Maybe there's a six or I can get closer. But
now you're playing with fire.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, and then you hit on it, They're like, well
you shouldn't hit now you took my card. I'm like, man,
I like, you had no idea, what card? What if
there was a six? Now I look like the man.
But they say, if you play it the right way,
you know, the advantage is kind of in your favors.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I think they say poker and blackjack I think are
the fairest games to play because you.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Make a decision. Like I was playing Cramps over the weekend.
It's like I don't I don't have a decision. The
guy throwing the dice is just you know.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
That's what it is. And poker is an actual I
think I would I call it like a skill game,
like you gotta know what you're doing when poker. Yeah,
I got guys at man, they can. I got guys
who they'll spend eight nine hours in a tournament.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I know, Buddy's really good. He goes down on Sunday
nights because that's when all the rookies come into town.
Are like, hey, I'll try my lucky poker, but he's
just mopping up.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
I've never played before. Yeah, I'll sit down and play
with you.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
The lady with the sun visor and the Hawaian shirt. Yeah, man,
come I get in here. Let's play some book Like
look anything right, rock roughing yet crash, here's some trash

(31:33):
for you. We talked about it in the headlines. Phil
Donahue died over the weekend. Uh he had his show
ran for thirty years. Wow, yeah, Yeah, that was the
one man. He was the one that kind of made
that talk show that sort of talk show. I mean
you always had like the Dick cavits and you had
your Tonight shows, but he gave that Like remember he
was the first guy that would like get into the

(31:55):
crowd r with a microphone and like walk around because
he handed that slot to open right well, him and
him and Oprah went head to head for a long
for for like probably the late eighties early nineties, and
then I think Donahue wrapped it up ninety seven, ninety six,
ninety seven, he wrapped it up, and then oh for

(32:16):
it just yeah, I mean she was she ended up
blowing him away. I think they both I think they
both were out of Chicago. Maybe I'm wrong. Jerry Springer,
I know, is out of Chicago. Oprah was definitely out
of Chicago. I don't know what Chicago freaks in Chicago. Yeah,
they love their talk shows in Chicago. Boy Meets World

(32:37):
star the Topanga. Remember Topanga from Boy Meets World, don't dude,
I love Boy Meets World growing up. Danielle Fischal is
her name. She is on a podcast called pod meets
World where they talk about Boy meets World stuff. And
she said over the weekend that she has preast cancer.

(32:58):
So she said stage zero, so she should be good,
but still she wanted to spread the word for women
to get checked. So that's Topanga. Who was dude, my
generation right, I'm way younger than you are six years, man, seven,
seven years? How old are you forty four? I'm fifty.

(33:19):
You're closer to fifty one than you are. Fifteen favorite,
So Tapega was like super hot man. She was like
the Winnie Cooper, you know, like he had ah. Everybody
had a crush on Topanga, So we wish her well.
The US women's water polo team, along with Flavor Flav.

(33:42):
I guess they did pretty well in the Olympics. So
they had a party in Vegas. That's cool. Yeah. If
you remember Flavor Flav and if you don't know who
Flavor Flav is, he was a gentleman that was in
a band called Public Enemy and he wears clocks around
his neck. He was the hype man for Public Enemy. Dude,
they came in fourth. You're gonna have a party for fourth?

(34:02):
That's awful. Yeah. They didn't even win a medal, so
so apparently Flavor Flav. They couldn't afford to get to
Paris for the Olympics, so Flavor Flav he fronted the
bill form is he front of the bill for the
Vegas state too? I don't know. They don't win any
money for fourth place, do you know? Dude? It might

(34:22):
be last, right, and they might be nice by saying fourth,
but it might be last. I don't know how many
polo teams there are. They able to get back to
work Zuke Nightclub is where it was in Vague. Ah,
I was at Zuke actually when I was out and
oh yeah, yeah you love, Yeah, you love. Zuzu's pretty awesome, No, man,
yeah awesome. I think I bought three drinks. It was
eighty five bucks. Yep, that sounds about right. Was Uke

(34:45):
Shiloh Jolie Pitt is Brad Pitt's. I don't know if
that's a boy or a girl. Uh, it's it's it's
it's his kid. Uh he or she? I don't know,
and I don't think you're allowed to ask anymore. He
or she has dropped Pitt from their name. What was

(35:07):
the first name, Shiloh Shiloh? That could go either way, right,
not Shiloh Pitt anymore. It's Shiloh jo Lee. Nah, it
used to be Shiloh Jolie Pitt. Michael Madson, the Great actor.
He was arrested for. Come on, Michael, domestic violence. Can't
do that. Michael Madson. You know him back from that
One Man Reservoir Dogs. He's an every Quentin Tarantino movie.

(35:30):
Do you know the rapper Young Gravy, Young Gravy. I'm
gonna say he's Italian, so young Gravy is a guy
who kind of he's a rapper, but he kind of
made his name because he would rap about Milph's. Then
he would just hit up all these like older porn
stars and in the video, yeah, I think, so I

(35:51):
don't know and so like, so my my wife knows.
She I mean, I I don't know any of the songs,
but she knows about because he wraps about hot looking
older months. So he hit up the hoc two girl, right,
I guess he got her you know, her info and

(36:12):
sent her a message saying, hey, you know, we should
hook up and she turned him down. Wow, the hoc
two girl, remember because she loves Pooky. If you remember
the video from a month ago, she she she says
how much she loves Pook. She seems to have good
pr people around her. She's really not making any bad ude.
She threw out the first pitch at the Mets game. Yeah,

(36:32):
and the announcers couldn't announce her as the hot Haley Welch.
They had to announce her as Hally Well, who's Kelly Welch?
Where's the hot two? She's a fun girl, man, I've
watched her on a lot of podcasts. She holds herself
very well. She has a lot of fun, you know,
and uh, and so she's enjoyed it. Man. You know,
she seems to have exceeded the fifteen minutes of fame

(36:54):
sure like you know. So she's made some money, dude.
She's getting like fifty grand in appearance to go to
these stupid clubs and stuff. So good for her. Man,
there you go some trash for it. Look at your
cup holding.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
One hundred point seven ZXL South Jersey's rock stations z XL.
I want to show I was in Harlem on Saturday night.
That is a that's a tough neighborhood. So that's tough,
tough town I was at. I went to Harlem twenty
years ago and I ate at a soul food restaurant, okay,
and it was fantastic.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I didn't see any globetrotters. Well, I rove through, No,
the door locked as fast as I could. Curly wasn't
spinning a bowl on his finger. So there he threw
a bucket. You thought there was water, but it just
ended up just being a glitter. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Luckily, I'm I'm on a road where I'm traveling, traveling
pretty quick, and I can't get through it. But I
had a chance to peek at Harlem. Look look a
little shady, you know. Yeah, maybe not my vibe.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
So Saturday, my wife is supposed to fly back into
Philadelphia from Albuquerque, first Dallas and then and then come
into affiliate to him. Yeah, so she flies from Albuquerque,
gets into Dallas. This is where the airlines screw you,
totally screw you. And there was a lot of this
this weekend. I guess it was bad weather that things
were getting rerooted. Well, fire alarms, right, so this is

(38:13):
what this goes down on on sire alarm. She's sitting
at the gate in Dallas, ready to get on the plane,
right shet of way to get She's at her gate
safely on time. Shocker, So the alarms go off, fire alarms,
They evacuate the terminal, so she has to go outside
with the kids, her and the kids.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
She just wants to get home.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
It's been nine days of eight days of fun, one
day of hell with her family, so she's ready to
get home.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, said, enough of the kids, enough of everything. Yeah yeah, mom, sister,
it's too long.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
I see you were there one day too long where
it was a great trip. So the alarms go off.
Now you evacuate the terminal. Now everything's okay. I don't know,
false alarm or whatever. I'm smoking the third floor anyway, No,
no huge fire. So she's able to come back in. So,
like like cattle, they all try and get through the
TSA at the same time.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
She ends up because they got to redo it all again. Right,
she ends up missing her flight.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Right, they don't wait for They postpone it like an
hour and a half, two hours, they still don't wait
for it to get on a plane.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Which again it comes down you know this woman and
these there's three tickets that people aren't on the plane.
You can't wait for the plane. You know, somebody else
out man, somebody had a great flight because they had
a whole road of themselves.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
As you're did they lay down, But my kids and
a wife should be. So she's all upseessed, she's overwhelmed.
She's got the kids and everything else. So so I said, okay, listen,
just get as close as you can because the next
flight was the next day. She was going to stay
in a hotel. I was like, you're we get take
an uber into a strange hotel.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
So I'm not there.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
You can go to the Cowboys preseason game. You know,
you want to catch something like that. So I said, listen,
just get as close to home as you can. I'll
come pick you up.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Now.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I'm exhausted from the night before. All day I'm doing things.
I'm like, the last thing I want to do is
drive anywhere. Yeah, closer, she can get LaGuardia Airport in
New York. You have that drive, which, from what I've
heard from everybody, Newark is actually a nice airport.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Newark is easy to get in and out of the DNA,
but LaGuardia and JFK, I've had to pick people up
at JFK, and dude, it's a hike. Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
So I'm looking at the I'm looking at the the ways,
and it's got me two hours and forty five minutes.
Last thing I want to do is pick her up
at eight o'clock Saturday night in New York City. Yeah, dude,
I drive the Verrizono Bridge.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
I'm in neighborhood. Yeah, good Italian guy. Oh my god,
I'm dude. I'm I'm like, I find myself.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I'm driving around New York City trying to find this
airport which is in the middle of a neighborhood in
New York, Like there's townhouses, but Queens Queens.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
It's in Queens. Yes, so now I start seeing signs forever.
You should have called her buddy who does conspiracy corner
with us, Gary gu Garcia. He grew up in Queens.
Maybe he could. He should have shown he he could
have told you where to go.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I should have I reached out to another buddy of
mine who grew up in New York. I should have
reached out to Gary, because I had no idea what area,
what direction of the city it is, how I get
to any airport.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
I got caught in this a couple of years ago.
My wife. I did that thing where like I half
listened to my wife and she's like, hey, can you
pick him up my brother he's flying from LA And
I said, yeah, yeah, whatever, right, And then it got
to the day of and I was like, all right,
what's time. I got to be at the Philly airport
And she goes, no, you didn't listen to me. He's
flying in the jfk oh Man. I was like, you

(41:20):
kill He's so easy. And my dog was dying at
the time. So now it's me and my dog in
a car driving up to the JFK Airport, Like you said,
three hours man, and that was without traffic.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, this is New York City Saturday night, and I
see all the signs for places.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
We go to a discothecher. I didn't go to Studio.
I went by Studio fifty four. I couldn't get in.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I wasn't good enough looking to get in through the
development red ropes. But I'm looking at the signs. I'm
thinking of every city where people just get shot and killed. Yeah, Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens,
and then Harlem. I was like Harlem. I knew the
Harlem shake here. I once knew a girl from the Bronx.
Her name was Jenny.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
But was she from the block? Jenny was from the block. Yeah,
she used to have a little, Now she has a lot.
I don't know why these people live in New York City.
The place is an asshole. It sucks, dude, it sucks. Yeah. Now,
of course, you know, I'm a little I'm a little
struck by the buildings.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
I'm trying to take pictures of the cool buildings, like, ah,
there's the bridge. It was a spider man yeah, you know,
I'm getting lost in all that. But yeah, last thing
I wanted to do was drive two hours and forty five.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Minutes to get in safe. Yeah. Man, I got her in.
We had to drive back, you know, kids and everything.
That was awesome. I'm sure that six hour flight and
then a three hour car ride wasn't. What wasn't awesome?

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Well, yeah, I wanted to be in the car six
hours where you know, I had to peek. There's no
where I came to pull over the side of anywhere
in New York to peak.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
There's no rest stops.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm seeing cars, cars just jacked off
and it's okay, not jack jacked up on the side
of the road that people are trying to get through.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
The traffic is a disaster. This is honest. I couldn't
do it on a day to day basis. I was
gonna leave her there. I it's people who live in
big cities like that. I go, what why? I hate it?
What are you doing? Yeah? So what it's like it
because I know I know people who are like they
they they're bougie and they're like, oh no we have
we we city live. Oh city living sucks. Yeah, Yeah,

(43:11):
you paid a million dollars for an apartment where they
just keep paying on a trim so you could get brunch. Right,
you're stupid, idiot. No, it's like sex and the City. No,
it's now you're not No, No, you're ugly.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
No, unless you've got a car service shuffling around, I
want no parts of it.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yeah, yeah, dude, even if you have money. That's why
people move out of the city when they get money
and build a nice, big house because they don't want to.
They're the nonsense of living in a big city. You know,
I can't wait to move to Harlem. And that's what sucks. Man,
Like I know all these like young comedians and they
they they go to New York, right, because that's where
you're gonna make it. And that's they live in these

(43:49):
like like tenement buildings and they live with nine people
in a in a two bedroom apartment. And I'm like,
who wants to living like? Man, you're sleeping on a
couch so you can walk to the studio, you know, yes,
you look, we we get bag and I got some headlines.

(44:11):
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Speaker 2 (44:13):
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Speaker 1 (44:18):
That's us. I'm I'm Scottie. That's Jojo h uh so
uh Friday night. I call it being single. My my
wife was she went to a right from work to
her parents house. Parents live like ten minutes from her work,
and she's spending the week, not a day, not too
a week at her parents house.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
This is like ben A Fleck and Jennifer Lopez, are
you guys okay? So are you guys selling the house?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Well? We we we dude, we I love it because
it's it makes you miss the person, which is cool.
And so like I spent the weekend down at my
in law's house, which was enough. I'm good. She's spending
the rest of the week. It's my little birthday week
and so she spending the rest of the week. I

(45:03):
spend two days in a camper. Cool.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Now, you're not a camper guy. I always thought you did.
You always come in with a book bag, dude.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Campers, campers, campers are the worst. The air can be
better than tense, that's all they're supposed to. Air Conditioners
never work right. It's it's it's it's it's it's a
I like, I like my house I like sleeping in
my own bed. So uh so Friday night, I'm a
I'm a single guy. Right, she goes down. I end

(45:30):
up staying at home and uh, I go to our
favorite place to get wings, Brick House, right, and May's
landing big shout out the brick House. Uh. They they
they gave us a big thank you because we we
give them shout outs all the time. Yeah. And people
are going there for their wings and they're like, yeah, man,
like the guy. People are coming in saying they heard

(45:51):
you on the radio station or they and and and
so thank you. So like, the bartenders are super cool there.
This segment is brought to you by Brick House for
a House. Go there for the wings. Right, the wings.
The wings are bad, the fantastic. I love that place. Man.
So I roll in Friday night. And my thing is
I I roll in. Bartender always is like you're single

(46:12):
this tonight, and I was like yep and uh and
so he's like, all right, the the usual, which is
wings and wedges mozzarella wedges, which are so good. Yeah,
so good. And so I go and uh and I'm
sitting at the edge of the bar. I I usually
have one beer. They give me takeout, and then I
head out. So now the cook comes out, right, the
guy who's making the wings, and me and him are talking.

(46:34):
The chef. The chef, right, the chef. He comes out
with the big white hat. He looks like ratitu. It's
either sauce or blood. So he comes out, and dude,
it's I. I think people have broken. I think COVID
broke a lot of people. This guy, we just start
talking about conspiracy theories and he is knee deep in

(46:56):
conspiracy theories and I'm like, yet, dude, I you never
heard like that. They were always like the weird people
when it came to conspiracy theories, right, and you'd be like, oh,
let that guy believes in this. It's becoming the norm now. Yeah,
because a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
We're conspiring about, I don't know, they come true in
two three years, they end up coming true. Like you
hear something like that, that's gotta be true.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
So now my wings aren't getting made because me and
him now are talking about conspiracy theories. And now we
just keep going back and forth and back and forth.
And at one point I did say it to him,
I go, don't you have to make my food?

Speaker 5 (47:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Aren't they burning in the back. It's at one point
you need to make these wings.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
So what did he get into? Did he give you
anything that we haven't talked about, because here's what I am,
alt a lion. We've never been to the moon, and
I am I am, I am forty sixty that we
live on a flat earth?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Flatter at the flat earth, I don't believe. I don't know. Man.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
They did the thing on how water like water doesn't
just curve like that the water would be flat.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
I have watched enough uh documentaries about pilots and UH,
and pilots will tell you they're the first ones to
tell you that, yes, you do you we do not
live on a flat earth. So I don't believe that.
So we got into uh yeah, so we got into
the moon landing. You know, we we started small and
then and then ended up. You know that Biden is dead.

(48:22):
That's a good one. Got into that one. How taller
he is, you know, and a little more energetic than
a vampire.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
I'm here in that one. Really, I know, I just
made that up. And I think Nancy a vampire. He
is a vampire.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
But uh, but yeah, man, it's it's it's so funny
now because it was like and then the next day
I'm down at my in laws and I'm talking to
my wife's cousin and like she was always very liberal,
like me and her have gotten into it a couple
of times. Uh and uh, and she now is starting

(48:57):
to go with the conspiracy theories and I'm like, I'm like,
it's becoming the norm. Now, conspiracy theories are now the norm.
I think that COVID was the thing that pushing everybody
over the edge.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Man.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
If you're talking about controlling the population or seeing if
you could get a world to do what you want
and make them get vaccinated and put something in their body,
and most of them don't want that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Man.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
The thing we all actually did that we just said
yes to everything I heard were we were cloth pieces
of cloth over our mouths to think we're going to
stop this, this thing that was supposedly killing people. I
could take a T shirt and wrap it around my
mouth and now I'm allowed to go and.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Six feet stand six feet away, dude, is all nonsense.
That's not even a conspiracy theory. I heard someone the
other day and I just I shook my head and
they're like Yeah, we're we're we're getting our our COVID vaccine.
Like what what what are you doing? Yeah? Do you

(49:52):
know I'm still hearing advertising for it. Look look look
I'm not this is this is me. Yeah, this is
just me talking. I have never gotten a flu shot.
And do you know I've never gotten the flu? Never
in your life. Well, the flu shot is the flues.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
They put it in your body so your body builds
up a tolerance against the flu.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
So I've never Maybe you were getting a flu because
you put flu in our body, but I've never gotten
a flu shot. Yeah, so I've never gotten the flu.
Isn't that interesting? It is interesting? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah, I've never gotten a shot for AIDS. And do
you know I've never had AIDS. I have AIDS because
you didn't get the shot.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Is there a shot for I don't think there is.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
No it comes from another guy, but anyway, I think
there is. Yeah, now, but it is crazy to think, man,
things things do come true. It's crazy, man, And the
Internet helps us because we go in there like.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
So here's me. It's just me on a Friday night single,
you know, Uh, wife is away and just walking to
the chef at Brick house about conspiracy theory. Fantastic. Then
then you have a beautiful meal after that. Oh dude,
it was good. No, you know what, dude, you're gonna
hate me for this. I brought the wings and mozzarella

(51:09):
wedges home. I put them down on the counter. I
tried to stay up for my daughter who was getting
done work at eleven fell asleep. Never ate them. You
passed down with wings and wedges there. That's not enough
to keep you awake. Yeah, dude, boy, I lost credit
a lot of respect. Yeah, well I do. They'd be
going in the car if I was driving home. I

(51:32):
can't believe that. Look, that's that's more shocking than any
conspiracy theory. We just talked about be getting back. We'll
do it. You think you've got it bad. I don't
think we have a bad Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, which
I went to. Myrtle Beach, is it over hyped? H

(51:55):
Places just don't impress me a lot. It's like it's
like it's like the friends are at the outer Bank.
So I'm like, it sounds like it's a big house
on the beach, which is cool, but that's it Myrtle Beach. Okay,
this is Myrtle Beach, Right, so we went. We stayed
at a little place called Tybee Island for a couple
of days. We loved it. Awesome cool. Then then so

(52:16):
for the next couple of days we went to Myrtle Beach.
And I heard so much about Myrtle Beach growing up. Dude,
it's miniature golf course, all you can eat seafood restaurant,
miniature golf course, all you need, seafood restaurant, T shirt shop,
miniature golf course. Ocean City all you can eat seafood restaurant.
Not even like Ocean City has some lred to it,

(52:38):
some like some history. Well it was like a Robin
Tuk too, there was there was Myrtle Beach. I did
not go to a Robin Tuck, but Ocean City did
have one at one time. Yeah. I also have a
couple of ice cream parlors. So it just was so
it was it's like all chain restaurants.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Okay, so have people ruined it, because it's what happened.
These places are like they're kind of getaway spots.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
No one knows. It's just like I was like, I
was like, and there's like and I guess we get
spoiled here because like a boardwalk is a cool thing
and that's not a thing anywhere else. And so it's
just like, yeah, just Myrtle Beach was just nothing but
souvenir shops and all you can eat seafood restaurants and

(53:24):
miniature GoF courses like Pigeon Forge. Yeah, and the same thing.
It's just it's you know, and Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg,
those areas are like wildwood on a mountain. Yeah, right
and uh. And so it was like, all right, it
really didn't do anything for me. But like I went
to Virginia Beach a couple of weekends a couple of
weeks ago. It was great. I love Virginia Beach, you know,

(53:46):
because they had it had some character. That's I guess
what I'm looking for is some character when it's all
just chain restaurants and stuff.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Yeah, Farrell has a house on uh, on the water
Virginia Beach.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Do you know that's true? They were they are having dinner.
I'm looking right at it. They are huge with Pharrell,
like billboards and everything. I guess he's like the one
famous person that grew up in Virginia. P white guy. Yeah,
and I did not. I think Iverson's from Virginia, PA.
I Everson grew up in Virginia. I know that. And
then he went to Georgetown h because remember you got

(54:17):
in trouble because he threw a chair in a bowling
alley and it hit somebody. But I get that. Hey, yeah,
So Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, a thirty six year old
found himself arrested after pulling out a gun in a
candy store and holding employees at gunpoint over candy he
wanted to return. It all went down at Sugar Life
ice Cream and candy bar, where the man reportedly wanted

(54:37):
to return candy. When the manager told him the candy
can't be returned. He made it clear during the checkout
process that you can't return candy if you don't like it.
An argument ensued. That's when police said the gun came out,
with an employee saying that the man said, I'll put
a chunk in your head if you don't bring me
back my money right now. No, lie, no lie, Like

(54:59):
I just them this money back and let that whole
thing go away. But what if you buy skittles, Well,
you're going to return skittles? Well if you got a gun,
you're return anything you want. It appears we're officially in
the era where guests are getting charged to go to
a wedding. We did the soy last week where a
couple was charging I think three to four hundred dollars

(55:20):
to go to their wedding. You had to pay three
hundred bucks four hundred bucks to go to their wedding,
which you usually will do anyway in the form of
a gift. But I don't want to be forced to
buy a ticket to your wedding. So the ticket to
the wedding was three hundred and thirty three dollars. Now,
the people, they caught a lot of heat for doing this,
but now they've come back and said, but you got

(55:40):
to understand, it's now like a whole day event where
these people for the three hundred dollars ticket, they're getting
a double decker bus that's going to go on a
twelve hour adventure through New York City and then to
the wedding. And the people said, people have done it,
and they actually he cooped the seventy thousand dollars for

(56:02):
the wedding. Okay, well you are getting some money back,
I guess. Okay, Okay, so you are first of all,
I wouldn't want to do a twelve hour adventure, yo,
but I guess you're providing me with something other than
the wedding. But I got to see value in that
three hundred dollars. I don't know man. On Saturday in Colorado,
on a mall that had to be evacuated after a
prank was mistaken for gunfire. Just before six pm, police

(56:24):
received reports of shots fired at the mall's food court.
Remember how cool a mall foo food court was, dude,
that was the place to hang.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Did master Walk own every food court because there was
a master walk in?

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Every food court was sobreros.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
There's always a Chinese food play. Even Burgata has a
cool food court. Yeah, yeah, dude, the Burgatta Ones, Yeah,
is really cool. Jees state they got a solad spot
master a master walk.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
But after the mall was evacuated, police sought out victims,
but none were found. Fortunately, it turns out the noises
didn't come from gunfire, but were milk jugs being slammed
to the ground by kids, which sounds similar to gunfire,
especially in an echoey mall. Please tell me they're bringing
milk smashing back because it's the greatest thing. You guess,
I guess they're talking about the gallon jugs. The three

(57:10):
kids responsible for the prank were apprehended by police, and
they had the perfect no one knows what we're talking about.
What you take some time.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
I don't know how to shop, just put that in
you know what to buy?

Speaker 1 (57:26):
I know, you Burger and I to be talking. You know,
you Well, here's what I try and do is I
try and do the right thing, and I buy what
you know, she considers organic, right, so you know is nonsense,
right like I might. My dad grew up, well my dad,
I grew up with him working in that business. And uh,

(57:47):
organic means for the most part, or it just costs more.
Is that what it means? It's one hundred percent or
farm maybe farm arm, farm free or what somebody free
range free range range. So so this is and you
you're getting taken. It's uh, they just opened the door

(58:10):
up to the chicken coop. They're free to go. They're
free to go, but they're too dumb and they that
allows them to put the free range sticker on the
on the meat and then sell it for you know,
and you know three four, five more dollars I looked for.
The sticker says, the chickens didn't have any heads when
they produced these eggs. That's the other thing, dude. My

(58:31):
dad telling me that where he ran, you know, he
he worked in the poultry business, and you would go
to these poultry factories and that's what they were, and
they were they were just they were just chickens with
literally no heads that just reproduced eggs. Just that it
was all they did all day long. He said. It
was nuts. I get a bag of baby carrots, right,

(58:54):
it's like to have some vegetables. I thought it was enough,
Like I loo like a little baby carrots make some hummus.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Now they're under the sign, just like the lettuce that
I bought that says organic.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
So I think I'm doing the right thing, all right.
I get them home. Took my wife two days to
go back into wife mode where she's belittling me.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Especially on groceries. So apparently she says, well, these carrots
aren't organic.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I don't know how you aren't the organic.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
It's a carrot, apparently, right, there has to be some
goodness in this carrot. Please the suffer great, she says,
that they don't stay orange if you peel them like that.
That's how you know there's chemicals on top of the carrot.
It's like, how would I know this information.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I don't. I don't research an orange. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
To me, I thought they were orange, but they won't
stay orange if you peel them, so right right off
the bat, that's true. Now lettuce right apparently doesn't stay organical.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
The head of lettuce, I said, remember the episode of
What's Happening when rerun warshiped the head of lettuce. That
was Cabby, that was Gabby. He joined the colt.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
So I said, listen, then I'm not going to do
any more food shopping. Obviously, I don't know how to
other than grass fed beef, which I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
If that's a racket, then I'm not going I'm not
going food shopping it. Then you go food chop.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
I think I'm trying to do, right, I gotta lettuce
and carrots for the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Then you go ahead and do it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
I was like, for now, for now, let's roll the
dice on getting cancer or whatever's gonna happen to our bodies.
We'll have some carrots, we'll have some lettuce, and I
just won't go food shopping again.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
It's not like you know, I don't know a cheeseburger.
And then she was away for nine days. You you
you you ate like a manmate, I ate everything in
the ass. Oh yeah, So so now were you detoxing
over the weekend when she got back trying?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
I think I'm trying to start that today because uh yeah,
it wasn't a good nine days when it came to
my Ea.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
I did leave some candy out, did you eat it? Yeah?
I saw it. Man, I'm trying to get away from
all that. Yeah, you keep dangling that in front of me. Well,
here's the thing. I mean, for nine days, he ate
whatever you want. Moine days, I was the champ dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Oh sure, man, Yeah, yeah, I mean I made I
made chicken parm out of chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
God. This her head would spin, dude. She would look
at me like chicken fingers. Man. We talked about it
last week. They were chicken chicken chicken nuggets and I
put spaghetti gravy over top of this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
It was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. But I can't
do that. I can't do that for dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
And I've never heard of carrots not being orange. Look
into it, man, I don't know conspiracy, so what color
they have become? I don't know, you know what I
just I just said I'm gonna go to bed. It
was seven fifteen. I said I'm going to bed. She's like,
you're going to bed. I was like, I'm just gonna go.
I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm jump tapping out a
little bit less. She made me stay downstairs till ten.

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