THURSDAY 8-22-24

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake Up? Oh, wake up? Goes like now
wind up.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
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Speaker 1 (00:36):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hey man? Good morning? How are you? I packed a
sweatshirt with me today. It's chilly.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Damn man, I almost brought out the I should have, dude.
My wife hates it. It's my window fan. I love
that thing. It just blows all night, man, that cool
air into the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I h I even had a little heat on in
my car. Yeah I did too, man, I had to
uh yeah, just a little, just a tad, not much,
but I was like, whoa now? And once again, this
is August. This is supposed to be like the dog
days of summer. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I just don't want it to creep up in September,
like when it when it goes away and the windows
are finally open.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I don't want to It's indigenous people. Uh, it's indigenous
people summer. They say that on the news, is what
you're telling me? I think that's a lie. Why are
you looking at the forecast here like I'm camping this weekend, dude,
I'm looking perfect this week. I'm looking at two weeks. Yeah,
this is out of the great City of Pleasantville. Yeah,

(01:51):
only eighties, I mean barely. I think we hit eighty
once and then everything is in like at night, it's
gonna be a little warmer, but still like sixty. Yeah,
it's perfect. Yeah. Yeah, I was not a hobby lobby man.
They got all the fall stuff out already. Oh yeah, yeah, Halloween,
the Christmas stuff out. They got the Halloween candy out too. Yeah.

(02:12):
How well, what's the shelf like shelf life on that,
because that's what two months ahead of time? Yeah, but
I mean it's at candy. I mean, you know, can't
I've had candy sitting in my house for years? Yeah yeah,
actually yeah, I get I have the candy from last year. Yeah,
this year. That's what I do.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I keep the same bucket in the closet and I
just keep refieling it. Yeah, don't complain, man, the weather's
been perfect.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
It has that that storm that rolled in whatever that
that or Nesto or whatever the one was before that
where we had that rain for like three days. I
think it's sometimes that just happens. Man, it just ushers
in in early fall. Yeah, I call bs on that
global warming thing. Uh ah, No, it's nice and cool, right,
I call it global cooling. I love that. Give me

(02:52):
we're global cooling. Hey, everybody, when Thursday, we're going to
dive into that and we are going to find as
the XL work for. Yeah, let me double check this.
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(03:15):
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Speaker 3 (03:30):
It's a one point seven's the XL, South Jersey's rock
station XL Morning Show. Good Morning, everybody, do it live.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I can alrite it and we'll do it live. And
things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. He's some news for
You's on a chilly Thursday morning. It's August, be chilly,
but I beautiful out. I love it. Man. Yeah, what's
gonna happen. It's gonna be one thousand degrees next week
or something. I dude, I don't think so, man. I

(04:07):
think fall that that Rennett, that storm that came in
a week or so ago, I think it ushered in
fall Man. Foreign President Bill Clinton drew a stark contrast
between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, characterizing Trump as a
selfish leader who creates chaos and curates it, and Harris
is the candidate with vision and experience to solve the

(04:28):
nation's problems. A key bridge linking two Jersey shore communities
that was expected to be closed for weeks was opened yesterday.
Me they're calling it a bridge miracle. Wait a minute,
is this the one that was closed? Is the one
that they got? It got stuck? And they were like
and and the guy like Fred, let's call him, I

(04:49):
don't know, you know, the guy who has to run
the bridge was like, Yo, I can't fix this. This
is gonna it's gonna be like this for weeks. Uh
they were able to get it fixed. Uh so Uh
has of yesterday, the Middle thoroughfare Bridge, the two mile
bridge is back open. So let's see, uh if it
if it lasts, wait, it's back open because they closed it.
Well no, so they were able to fix So the

(05:12):
engine blew right, you know, it's one of the old
draw bridges. So so they were able to fix the engine.
Somebody came in, some some magical engineer came in and
was able to fix it. Uh so now it's working.
So if you need to take the two mile bridge
down there, kpe Mae County, it looks like it's working. Now.
What if they're they're like, you know what, because I'm

(05:34):
doing this now with my air conditioning right like, it's
so nice out, I'm not getting it fixed. What if
they're just like, yo, we just won't open it again.
We got to close. Chance, Yo, we got the bridge
closed perfectly. Just don't don't open. The bridge is doing
what the bridge needs to do. You drive across it.
You got a sailboat, Well you're stupid. You ain't going
You ain't going under the bridge. Put it out. Cops

(05:58):
are looking for a woman who entered a tiger enclosure
at a zoo in Cumberland County that's fault and was
able to climb out without being attacked. Don't feel bad, okay,
all right, I'm not even shocked by her climbing into
the zoo the tiger enclosure. There's a zoo in Cumberland County.
Where's that at? Police are asking the publics help to
identify the woman who was seen on surveillance standing to

(06:20):
next to a tiger at the Cohen Zinc Zoo in Bridgeton.
Where could be a guy's house, yes, someone's backyard. A
sign posted outside the enclosure says it's a legal to
climb the wooden fence. A wooden fence you put a
you put a picket fence between you and a tiger.
Like my wife wants chickens and I gotta get a

(06:41):
permit for that. What kind of permits do you get
from the township for a tiger? Anyone who can identify
the woman pictured is as the call the Bridgton police.
So this woman loves the zoo, is what you're saying.
She really love this woman that loves those That's news.
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Speaker 3 (07:20):
Sunday today high up to seventy nine clear tonight over
fifty seven tomorrow for your Friday.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Kickoff your weekend sunny hot at eighty one fifty nine
outside right now Onred Points on Rock Show. I realized
my kid playing a lot of video games. Right It's
it's mostly my fault, and I'm okay with like as
as a parent, I want to say, oh no, that's
too much video games. But then I don't want to
be involved in doing things doing the day, so it's

(07:46):
easy out for me. I'm able to get a bit
of other stuff worked, all the other work done. It's
great for a lazy parent. And that's when I realized
that I kind of am like especially through the summer.
Sobody you know we're on summer break too.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
My my son has a he has a friend though
right now, normally the other friends that come over, they
just like to play video games. So I do that
thing where I'm like, hey, take a break, honestly, God, Like,
I make a go walk out out back in the
woods like a trail for about five minutes and then
they come in.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
So when the parent asked me what did they do?
I was like, they were outside for a little bit.
But once again we've talked about this, my parents never
made plans for me. Now. The summer was the summer
was about being bored. Yeah, right, Like the summer was
like you didn't have to go to school, but you
had to find your own entertainment. Sometimes it was playing Nintendo,

(08:34):
sometimes playing whiffleball with your bodies. Sometimes it was going
to the beach, but you had to find your own way,
riding bikes, used to play war in the woods. Like
now it's like these parents have like whiteboards in their
house of like Okay, from this hour to this hour
we're gonna be doing this, and we're gonna be doing this,
and we're gonna be doing and it goes what you're
you're what are you doing? Yeah? I tried that the

(08:56):
director of a cruise ship. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
In the beginning of the summer, I had it all
laid out, man. I was like, Okay, we're to do
a couple pages of your work book to get you
ready for this. Uh, we're gonna have a kid in
this program. We're gonna work out a little bit.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Money of it. My kid had to read a book,
like one book for the summer. Yeah, and uh he
just picked it up like like three days ago. Yeah right,
and uh and I'm pretty sure he forgot how to read. Yeah,
so he's just taking his time reading the one book
he had to read for the summer.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
So my Uh, So my kid has a friend come over,
and this kid is he's exactly what you want out
of a kid. Like he likes video games, but he's
not in love with video games. He does he hunts,
he does pheasant hunting, he's outside. He's like an outdoor
type kid.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah. Well, my kid brings him over right for the day.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
So about I don't know, forty five minutes in the
video games, I hear him say, let's go outside and
do something. Well, my kid doesn't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh, because hey, your buddy wants to go outside to
go play. I was like, now that is the right
thing to do. I asked you a real question. How
annoying is having another kid over? Yeah? Because because here's
I hate it. I hate I look. I love being
a parent, I do, but there are things and let's
be honest, right, let's put our honesty caps on. When

(10:08):
other kids that aren't yours come over, it sucks. I
don't like that. I don't like sleepovers. I don't like
any of them. Yeah. I like the kids that go
in the in the room and they just sit there
and play video games and scream with their video games.
And I can go way downstairs. So this kid's like, ah,
I want to ride quads. Now, this is an awesome thing.
Kids like Okay. I'm like, yeah, kids go be boys,

(10:29):
go outside ride quads. But now I gotta go. I
got I gotta turn them on. And they never make
sure the fence the gates open so they can ride
through it, and and things like quads, but dirt bikes,
moped stuff like that. They never just start up. There's
always some type of work involved and put some gas
in there, shake it around a little bit. Yeah, you

(10:49):
gotta make sure hasn't been touched in weeks. Yeah, all
the spark plugs, bads, and it's it always becomes work.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
So me as a parent should be like, yes, go
write quads. But me and a parent inside and I'm like, yeah,
I just want to finish the work that I have
to do. Now I gotta go hit now, I gotta
fire the quads up. Dude, I made I made, You've
seen it. I made my garage like a rec room,
right for kids, you know. So my idea was was
during COVID, my kids were just being super lazy, so

(11:17):
I made a huge like rec room, pool.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Table, ping pong table. You're a foosball table, right, you know.
So it just go out and play, do something other
than just sit on the couch and text each other.
But now when I hear the pool balls being set up, yeah,
I go, I don't want these kids playing because they're
gonna wreck it. Like they're gonna they're wreck the pool table.

(11:42):
And then I have like an arcade machine to a
teenage mutant Ninja Turtles arcade machine. And as soon as
I hear it get fired up, I go, I don't
want the kids playing acause they're gonna break it right,
but it's cool. Though, it's cool, but I only want
responsible adults to play it. Yeah, kids could be hanging
on the jointstick. I know what it is. They start
playing sword fighting with the pool you know, the pool sticks,

(12:03):
and I'm like, okay, all right, stop, kids want to
play pool. I'm watching one nick right on the felt.
I'm like, yeah, let's know what can you guys just
throw them then again on the east side again like
you did before. But then again we'll have a party
and I'll have a thirty two year old guy spill
a beer on the pool table worse than the kids.
The kids, yeah, yeah, look and anybody touching anything. It

(12:25):
just looks nice. I don't need any other kid. I
have my own. I don't need any other kid in
my house. Look, we get we get back. We'll do
some rock. There's some rock news for you. You too
are cashing in on their residency. When they were at
the Sphere in Las Vegas, they were the guinea pig.
They were the first band to go try out the
Sphere in Vegas, which I hear is very cool. Like

(12:49):
The Dead and Company, which is the Grateful Dead shut
like kind of spin off. Uh, they've been doing shows
out there and people said it's like a religious experience.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah, I would have went for any other band I
was in Vegas, but you two was. I could go
into Spirit, but then I'm gonna watch a YouTube show.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I don't want to see you too. No, Well, they
I guess they made a concert movie while they were there.
It's called The U two, an immersive concert film at
the Sphere, Las Vegas, which will debut September fifth, and
it will play exclusively at the Oh okay, it's only
gonna play at the Sphere. So I went to the

(13:27):
show and they video the show the while was at
the Sphere. Now I'm gonna go back to the Sphere
to watch the show. That doesn't make any sense. I wunderstand.
Went to the experience, not going to hit the Spirit.
See where he costs so much money that they're like, yep,
we gotta just keep booking stuff, right, like you know
we we can't. It's it costs a ton of money

(13:49):
to build this thing and we only have shows like
once a month. I mean, it looked pretty cool while
was out there. It looks awesome. The fish played out
there and looked awesome, like dead and Company played out there.
The Eagles are doing a residency out there. Uh, so
no one will go see that because the Eagle suck.
Dana White wants to put a UFC fight on in there,

(14:13):
which will be interesting to see how that goes down. Yeah,
they they'll pull that off. But yeah, if you want
to see you too at the sphere, but not at
the sphere, it'll be a movie.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
September fifth, listen in Atlantic City, you swung a mist
on a lot of things like that water park.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
It's not bringing anybody in Atlantic City needs They need
a spear, but they need big old like they needed
their big Ferris wheel right in the middle of the hood. Yeah.
Ye remember remember that time I went to that press
conference and they were gonna put wind chimes on the
beach and that was gonna save the city. Did they
ever do it? They never put the wind chimes on. No, okay,
so maybe the wind chimes would rest in peace, Pinky Kravit.

(14:51):
They were onto something. Elton John. He has a new
movie coming out Never too Late. It's a documentary. Uh
it's so that is directed by R. J. Cuttler, and
I guess it's about Elton John's life. And especially his
Farewell tour, which ended last year and earned almost nine

(15:12):
hundred million dollars. So people love Elton John. So that's
gonna be the documentary called Never Too Late. Do you
think they just did a movie with him, right or not?
He had Rocketman, which was but it was that was
like a fictionalized version of his life. That was a musical.
It's a very good movie. Yeah, but this is going

(15:33):
to be a documentary that Elton is being part of.
And I guess they filmed his final tour. Billy Joel.
I never heard this rumor, but he's speaking about how
piano Man, right, probably his biggest song. I think when
people think Billy Joel, I think it's either Piano Man
or Uptown Girl. Everybody loves that piano Man. Okay, So

(15:56):
the rumor is that the song right he goes all
the people that are at the bar, blah blah blah,
it's a gay bar. Oh really? Yeah, So the main
argument centers on the lines about the conversation between a
real estate salesman and a sailor. There's this new theory
out there now that it's actually a gay bar. Billy

(16:17):
Joel said to the Today Show. I said, Oh, I
can see how that could be. Davy, who's in the navy.
He doesn't have time for a wife is one of
the lines in the song. He explained that the original
thinking behind Paul, now Paul's the real estate novelist who
never had time for a wife, was that he was
too busy trying to write the Great American novel. Making

(16:40):
a gesture that suggested the implications made sense, he said,
the new idea, it's a whole new theory. It's very funny,
he said, actually, so yeah, how about that? Now, I
want to go through and listen to the names, like
is it like Francis and one of the other names
that they use. You know, they always say the navy's
kind of gay el Wood, Right, Davy who's in the navy,
you know, did have time for a wife. You know,

(17:02):
Paul the real estate novelist, he says, so and so
didn't like women. He only liked men. That he said,
He said, Davy took uh took Paul to the bathroom.
They were in there for a while. I thought he
was a fighter, but yet he was a pillow fighter. Okay,

(17:24):
Billy Billy joey, but that must you know what that
was on a side station show We're way to Jojo
and I'm Scottie. I know, I romanticize, and it happens, man,
when you take some time away from something. I romanticize college.

(17:47):
Even though I got kicked out. You know, it was
a lot like I look back and I'm like, man,
I I just remember the fun times. I moved my
daughter into her dorm. And her dorm last year, her
freshman year, it sucked. There was one hundred degree day,
no air conditioning, no elevator, three stories. Yes, for the

(18:08):
money you're paying, that should be a luxury hotel though.
So so this year a little bit better, right, Her
and her same roommate as last year, but they they
have at least an elevator, it's air conditioned. And here's
the interesting part. They don't have to share a bathroom

(18:30):
because the the you know, the other dorm was it's
communal bathrooms. Right. It means like you're just going to
like a big old restroom with showers and toilets.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Oh my god, yeah, where everyone on the floor uses Yeah, yeah,
I remember that was last year.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
So once again, when I romanticized college, I forget about
stuff like this until I get in front of it
like I did last night. But now, so the way
her dorm works, Now it's her and a roommate in
a room, right, and it's you know, it's a jail cell.
That's what dorms are. Then it's a Jack and Jill
ban bathroom to another dorm and luckily it's two of

(19:03):
their friends so they all know each other. But now
you got four people, a shower and one toilet for
four people. Yeah, really is, And it kind of is
like the way they set it up is like if
someone's in the shower, someone can go use the bathroom.

(19:28):
And I'm like, I don't like any of this, and
you forget, Like I said, I romanticize all the good
times I had in college, right, the football games, the parties,
the drinking and all that, and my buddies. But then
I'm like, yeah, like that really is a jailsune. Yeah,
like it really is.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I remember trying to bang abroad man, but that the
bed would hang from the ceiling and she would yeah,
and she was the top one.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
I said, there's no way this is gonna happen. I
had buddies to have that at a frat house, and
I'm like, there's no way, this is code right, Like
it was like chains holding a big wooden bed, right,
like it was hovering over over and then someone You're right,
someone was sleeping under.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
It, especially when they hit like the freshman fifty like
that thing. Now yeah, now it's trying to hold one
hundred and eighty pounds whereas one thirty once she checked in.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
So so yeah, I'm looking around and I'm like, yeah,
you know what, maybe college wasn't as great as I
thought it would. We just hope the parties and the
fun and you know, the hanging out with your friends.
It just has to offset the awful living conditions because
you're right, it's just a place to survive. It's not nice. Yeah, yeah,
this is this is night last year. Man, I couldn't
believe for you're right, the amount that we pay that

(20:39):
her room didn't have air conditioning, and it was like,
you know, it was it was like tough. And then
she would tell me like the bathrooms would get disgusting
because they would only bring in like a janitor like
twice a week. Yeah, and I'm like, oh dude, and
it's once again it's co ed, so okay, But I
assume that the bathroom is are going to be used
by there's not gonna oh so no, the bathrooms are

(21:02):
not co ed, but the dorm floors are so so yeah,
but you know in this day and age, man, like yesterday,
I did go into a trans friendly bathroom. That was
the sign on the door. So what made it different anything?
Everything was the same to me. I had to take
you know, I had an hour and a half drive,

(21:22):
so I had to take a leak and it was
the trans friend trans friendly bathroom look the same as
any other bathrooms have the option to stand up or
sit down, you can do it. I was like, hey, man,
I just got to take a leak. So so yeah,
I'm I don't I don't envy my daughter because I'm like,

(21:42):
and here's the thing too, last year, at least they
did have a janitor. Now these four girls who are irresponsible,
at least I know mine is. They're in charge of
cleaning their own bathrooms and stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, so you're gonna have to TV that that up, yes,
and I look at okay, so so my bathroom I
share with my wife, my side is awesome. Hers is
out of control. I can't imagine what a bathroom looks
like with four girls in there with all I mean,
if they have discussed the way my wife does. Man,
it looks like I don't know, you can't even see.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
The countertop, dude, it's disgusting. Between the hair, I don't
understand the hair on the wall. Does your wife do
the hair? Ye? Like, it's almost like it's a trophy
that these girls do. Right. And then and the other one,
I don't know if your wife does this my wife, dude,
mounds of toothpaste in the sink really like, I don't know,

(22:37):
is like, are you missing it your mouth? It's just
caked on. It's just caked on the sink. And I
go like, it's disgusting, and you're right, my side awesome,
My side's organized, it's super clean. And then it's like
the and now she also lets our little guy use
our bathroom to brush his teeth and uh, and so
he's a bit of a mess. But I'm like, but

(22:58):
then clean it up has done this and it's a
genius move. Now she obviously she doesn't have enough space,
because they never do. She pulls the drawers out of
the vanity and then piles things on top of the drawers.
So now the drawers are drawers like they also have
things piled on top of the stairs. Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
I was like, God, damn, what a great idea, What

(23:18):
a fantastic idea. Yeah, I was gonna sad send you
a picture the other day. I'm not even kidding. There
was nine mounds of clothes just on the floors, like
like ant hills, just throughout my bedroom and my bathroom.
My dog loves it. Man, he's buried on the top
underneath that thing. It's like jumping in a leaf pile.
Look we have Oh, actually, what do we got? Trevor Noah,

(23:43):
Come in the Ocean tomorrow night. Now this is tomorrow night,
so you gotta be ready tomorrow night. Trevor Noah from
the Daily Show, come in the Ocean tomorrow night, and
we're gonna give you an overnight stay at Ocean for
tomorrow night. But it's trow R nine. That's a nice
get man. Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred

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Speaker 3 (24:12):
I'm about to point seven zxls out Jersey's Rock Station
ZXL Morning Shell. Okay, I it's not that I hate
our camper, all right. We got this camper to camp
two years ago. I got a nice price for it,
you know, trust a guy that gave it to us.
It's in great shape, it's it's cool, and we've used
it maybe three times in the last two years. Campers

(24:34):
are like boats.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
It's fun to know someone who has one, right, right, right,
don't don't don't get one yourself. Like that's my wife
right now. My wife is on vacation at her parents' house,
which is right by the shore, and the neighbors let
her use the camper and that's where she stays in
their backyard because she doesn't want to you know, I
shouldn't put her parents out for a whole week. So
her and my little guy are staying in a camper. Now.

(24:58):
At the end, she'll clean it and then and just
walk away. Right it goes and never have to worry
about that. Now.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
I enjoy the camp and experience for about two days
and that's it. That's where I live when it comes
to camping. So it's not that I hate the camper.
But if I could click my heels together and the
camper just went away. I'd be fine with it. Oh
we're stuck with the camper. But here's what goes on
with the camper. My wife has these ideas with this
camper which are never gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I love, love, love her her vision for the camp
I guess, yeah, it's a stupid DIY show. It's the
rip it all apart, switch up all the cushions. Because
here's the thing. We actually were talking about this and
that my wife is on a camper kick right now.
And so her and her cousin, who are both these
you know, her cousin redid a school bus and they

(25:42):
live in it like it's and it's beautiful, right. But
her husband is a contractor who knows what he's doing.
And I've seen these a tailgates and they are cool
and dude, so he can't wait the first Eagles game.
He's driving it to a tailgate. He's putting it for
sale sign on this bus and he's like, I'm getting
rid of this perfect right yep. And so but here's
the thing, and I don't know why campers do this,

(26:05):
but every camper has the same nineteen eighties design, like
from the couch cushions, to the to the blinds. Never change.
It never changes. It's been the same for my entire
childhood to adulthood. This camper might be I don't know,
like eight or ten years old. It looks like it's
done in the seventies. Its awful and so all like

(26:27):
Navajo themed and it's like got the and it's it
does it has the stuff my mom had in nineteen
eighty three. Like I hate floral prints and all the cushions.
Why can't they just be a solid colored cushion. Why
does it have to look like that? I don't know. Somebody,
somebody must have the contract on all RVs. He has
to just design them, and that's the only thing they

(26:48):
can do. So we have this camp we're going camping
this weekend. So again you know for the last two
or three days that the door has been open, we
have to let the cobwebs out, and we got to
you know, airing out a little bit so it doesn't
there's mold and a refrigerat what happens with campers when
you don't use them. We don't use it. It's a
lot of work. And then you got to like drain
the there's there's the tanks and everything. The mess. Yeah,
the urine season to get done. Yeah, don't let people

(27:10):
use the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
You gotta do all that. But here's my wife started
to do. Now I know her idea. She sees these
shows on TV. She wants to read, she wants to
paint it. These things aren't very easy to work on inside. Really,
that's the wall you got.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
If you want to slap some paint on it, you're
gonna slap some paint on a wall that probably isn't
designed to It's the same thing with a boat. A
lot of people try and do this with the interior
of a boat. If you have a cabin, it's they're
very hard to work on. Yeah, it's and like I said, man,
my wife's cousin they took a school bus, a yellow
school bus, and converted it into their home. Dude, he

(27:44):
had to cut the roof off and raise it by
nineteen inches. I don't know how to do any of that. Yeah,
you can't put studs in there. You can't put dry well,
there's a reason because the camper has a weight to it.
So all these ideas that we want to do, you
can't do. So here's now here's what I have. Now
I have a camper that has no uh, it has
no curtains on it because we pulled all the choshky
stuff off of the walls. Started the project, but didn't

(28:05):
finish we started it yet. So we got out there yesterday.
Now half the wallpapers peeled off the camper inside and
some of the tile, and I was like, and then
you're not even closed. We can't complete this project. And then, well,
that's the thing is you rip off the wallpaper. There's
not it's not like a wall you have in your bedroom.
It's not it's not a real wall, no, not at all.
It's got it's it's like like I don't even know

(28:28):
if you can paint it. So it's been enough. Now
we're now we're in a camper. You're right that looks
like it's from nineteen eighty five. I get it. Yeah,
And now we've started this project. It's like, listen, there's
no way we're gonna be able to do this. If
we do, it's gonna cost thousands of dollars to have
a professional come in there and do it. I was like,
the camper is what the camper is, It's a place
for us to sleep, not in the tent. We can
use a bathroom and there's a shower in it. Yeah,

(28:49):
that's all the basic. I love revision. I love her idea.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
She like we saw there was a show where they
take these streamline campers and they make them beautiful side,
hardwood floors and everything else.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I'm not that that's not going to do that. That's
my my wife's cousin. They did this bus and they
they were living in California, And in California, real estate
is so expensive that there there now are these bus
and trailer communities beautiful like on the beach, and they
live out there and and that's they live this trailer life,

(29:19):
this this bus life. That's because they have to because
they can't afford a house. Right, yeah, you don't have
the option, right like like you're right. A camper is Hey,
we just need a place to sleep, that's it.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
You're not on the ground. That's what a camp too.
You can it's not gonna be comfortable.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
But like camp grounds usually have showers and bathrooms because
people don't want to use them in the r vs.
Yeah yeah, so yeah, and then when that's the thing too,
like the RV is not meant to be hung out in.
It's meant to like sleep. And that's it. Like you
sit outside, you sit in your chair, you light a fire.
That's what the rvy is. You're supposed to go doing
camping stuff. I don't know, take your kid out to

(29:57):
learn about leaves on a tree.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
So we're right in the I'll say we're about two
percent into the remodel the camper.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Okay, so do you okay? All right, I got a
real question for you. Yeah, what happens first the job
gets done? Yeah, she finishes the project, or you get
rid of it. I know I thought about getting rid
of it. I know I thought about it. Like I
said time, it's like a boat, dude. My wife keeps

(30:24):
on me about getting a boat. And I grew up
on boats and I know what goes into it. And
I'm like, it's just I love a boat, but it's
just a pain in the balls. Yeah, we're just we're
just so busy, man, we just don't have time to
do it. Now. We booked.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Now we're going to uh Canobyles in October, which is
a three hour drive. Because now we're kind of now
we want.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
To do things in the campers some some campground up
in Pennsylvania. Three hour drive. Now I gotta drive back
on a hootball mess up my football season. You have
a campground ten minutes from your house, right, isn't that
that jellystone on? It's not, it's not. I think special
about can compet wolves. I think there's a part where

(31:06):
you competit a wolf. That's w We're a headed well.
I feel for you. At least you got nice weather.
We do. We have to do beautiful we because the
air conditioning never works in an rv either. There you go,
we we get back. We're into a thing called trash.

(31:27):
Oh love trash anything thirty dotty anything, racket rock or roughly, yes,
love trash. There's some trash for you. Taylor Swift was
I guess. She wrapped up her European tour and she

(31:49):
was being interviewed, and she really took time to apologize
to the people of Vienna for having to cancel three
shows due to terrorist threats. She said having r VNA
shows canceled was devastating. The reason for the cancelation filled
me with a new sense of fear and a tremendous
amount of guilt because so many people had planned on
coming to those shows. Richard Simmons. They found out how

(32:11):
he died his brother Lenny Simmons. I didn't know he
had a brother, uh, said Kedo Diet. He said that
the death was accidental. He fell. It was day after
his birthday, so it was a complication from a fall.
But they said the fall probably made him have a
heart attack because he was he did have heart disease,

(32:34):
which for a guy who made his career on working
out right, you know, sweating to the oldies. Yeah, it
sucks that he had heart disease.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Maybe he's he's he slipped on sweat on the floor
from a big woman that was sweating to the old
She swept too much to the oldies. A Rod that's
j Lo's ex, a rod, and he also played some
baseball and did some steroids. He shared a cryptic quote
on Instagram after finding out that she filed for divorce
and Ben Afflat now they were dating and she left

(33:07):
a rod with Ben, so Rodriguez reposted his own statement
that read, you either go one way or the other,
you might as well be the one deciding the direction.
So some people think that that's kind of a dig
at Ben a flat. So that's maybe maybe a Rod's
trying to get back in the d m s of

(33:27):
j LO. He's gonna slide into.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Those dms with thats crazy. Yeah, he had a now interesting,
he didn't leave her. She left him. Wow, So he
may still be holding that flame. Yeah. Sure. Remember Joey
Lawrence well dead or alive? Joey Lawrence is alive. Yeah,
he was on Blossom, he was on Oh, give me

(33:52):
a Break, Give me a break, Give me break. He
was a little kid'll give me a break. He's done
a bunch of stuff with his brothers, and he does
like Lifetime movies. Now he actually does a podcast with
his brothers that it's pretty good. Nel Carter dead or alive?
Do dead dead? She might have been dead the last
season of Give Me a Break. She was a big
she's a big woman. And then the dad right, oh

(34:13):
he he died on the show. Right? I think so man,
because he was old on the show. That's why it
was always weird. His kids were young, but he was like,
but you know what, it's that eighties though, like the
father on Give Me a Break. We I think growing
up felt like he was like seventy five. Yeah, he
might have been forty two. I think he was like, yeah,

(34:35):
it's like kind of like Quint from Jaws, where you're like, man,
that guy's old. And he was like forty three years old.
Dad on Family Ties had gray hair, like since the
show started. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone just looked older. Well,
Joey Lawrence is wife Samantha Lawrence has filed for divorce.
So now, ladies, Joey Lawrence is single and ready to mingle.

(34:56):
He does like I do. I follow him and his
brothers podcast and Joey always, especially when his own blossom,
it kind of became like a teen idol. And it's
that that that thing that sucks. Like he always kind
of was all about his hair. Yeah, and then he

(35:17):
started losing his hair. He's always in a good looking kid,
in good shape, but he started losing his hair. And dude,
he got the worst, the worst hair plugs. And he
had that great eighties hair he was a kid. Yeah,
and dude, his hair plugs are like Barbie Doll. It's yeah,
it's real bad. Going back down to the nineties sitcoms

(35:39):
Boy Needs World star Danielle fischal Right, she played Topanga
she And which is a show that had Joey Lawrence's
brother on See it's all about the Lawrence fan. It's
like the seven degrees, like the Lawrence brothers. So so
she last week she said that she has breast cancer

(36:00):
and she was thanking her fans yesterday for the support
after her breast cancer diagnosis. Uh, let's see here. Oh
did you know Sarah Jessica Parker had a shoe line? No? Yeah,
well it's going away. She's shutting it down. So I
don't know. Did she think because she dressed up in

(36:21):
Sex and the City people would buy her shoes. He
didn't come in parents, They came in force because she
has that horse face. I don't say that I like her.
I think she's very attractive. I've always I've always liked
Sarah Jessica Parker. Thought she said that long. She's a
talented she's a talented actress, and I think she's very attractive.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I'd better to show no way she was married to Matthews. Okay,
Ferris Bueller, Yeah, who killed who was a car?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay? So, Ferris Bueller, you know you're like YouTube. I'd
like to throw you down wormholes. So Farres Bueller, this
is this is crazy dude. So Ferris Bueller was in
was dating the girl. I want to say he was

(37:11):
dating the girl from Dirty Dancing. Jennifer Gray, Jennifer Greg
I think you're right. I think. And they were in
a car in Ireland and now in Ireland they drive
on the other side of the road. Allegedly they'd been
out drinking and he killed someone. Then he just before

(37:32):
they could charge him with anything, just came back to
the States, got out of Ireland. I got out of Ireland,
and I don't think he's ever been back now. Yeah,
he doesn't talk about it ever, but it's always one
of these Hollywood stories that pops up where it's like, yeah,
like he may have gotten away with murder. I get
the confusion.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Oh, if you are drinking and you forget what country
you're in and you're on the other side of the road.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
I kind of used to I used to go to
Ireland as a kid. It's scary, dude. And then my
dad was known to have a couple of drinks. Yeah, yeah,
it was scary. I don't think I could do that.
I don't think I could drive on the other side
of the road. It's crazy because I believe it's not
even the only you're on the other side of the
road and the wheel, the steering wheels on the other
side of the car. So there's a whole lot of

(38:15):
things that get thrown at you.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah, so it's best to be make sense. There you
go some traffic. Hey, good morning, z XL.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
How are you. I was calling in for the Trevor ticket. Yeah, man, buddy,
Trevor Noah over at Ocean. Now it's tomorrow night and
I'm gonna give you an overnight's stay. But can you
do it tomorrow night? Absolutely? I could. Nice. All right, man,
we'll hook you up with that. What's your name, Dale?
Do you have a wife? Dale? Or a girlfriend? Okay,

(38:47):
here's what you do Dale.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
All right, you get yourself a bottle of the finest
champagne you can find. Nine ten dollars is about where
you Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, brute? Is it? Brute? Yeah? I think I think
that's I think that's the real high class one either that.
I had a real classy boxed wine, one of those. Right,
make sure you have it. You gotta have a duffle
bag that she can't see so you can put all
these YEA had a boy. Now you get some rose pedals.
Right you want, I got two words for you, Carlo
ross Now, before she walks abound glory Saturday night, it's

(39:19):
gonna be a whole weekend.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Look at you, God, dude, you're you're gonna have so
much sex it's gonna be unbelievable. Now, before she comes
into the room, you take a hand of rose pedals,
handful of roast, throw them all over the room.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Right, it's gonna look like into the dove. You are guaranteed,
and you can go to go to lady. Go to Acme.
They got the best rose pedals. Oh my god's perfect. Dude,
we have ali. That's the thing, man, And my guess
is you go to your acme, get the rose pedals.
In that shopping center, there's probably a liquor store, and
that's where you get the uh, the the real cheap
champagne brute uh and the real cheap wine, Carla Rossi.

(39:52):
And then you go, man, you can You're gonna have
a spectacular night. Now, I would say at chacoonery board,
but your girl sounds like she's kind of a little
bit below all made chicken tender board or a play
of wings, something like that. Man, you bring it in there,
you put it on the bed. How about nachos Hooters
loaded nachos right there on the bed when you walk in,
man Dale, you're gonna have a great weekend, Bud. We're

(40:14):
giving you an overnight's stay over at Ocean and tickets
to go see Tremor. Noah, okay, yes, thank you God.
He should have paid for this advice. Like, we just
set up his entire night. It's a slam thunk online.
We like doctor Drew. This is like Loveline back in
the day. All Right, you stay Dale, you stay on hold,
all right, get there. Yeah, that was my move before
I was twenty one.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
I would take a girl to a casino because it
was like me, kind of like being an adult, but
you didn't have to gamble back then, oh my god, dude,
I did a mixtape.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Dude, we go out to like a buffet.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
It was like eight ninety nine at the Trump taj
Ma Hall for All you can Eat Crab I really did.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Then we go lay on the beach dude and hook up.
It was perfect. Yeah, that's where the mixtape was the
big one. Yeah, oh yeah. That was to do a
mixtape for a broad That was That was commitment right there. Yeah.
I remember spending a ton of money to take a
chick to a concert in a casino and I was underage.
I was maybe only even like eighteen, and I lost

(41:12):
my keys to the car. Oh the boy you guys
stuck there at Atlantic City. Yeah, I like that move
had taken like a cab home. I think I had
to ask her for money for the cab. What did
that cost you, bro? Yeah? Yeah, it was like back
in the day. This is pre uber lyft, so I
don't know. It was probably a fifty dollars cab ride.
Did you knock it out of the park at least? No? No, dude, Wow, dude,

(41:34):
she was so underwhelmed that and dude, and my parents
were on vacation, so I had the house to myself.
I thought this was a slam dug, and she just
I think we took a cab to her house and
then she drove me back to my parents' house and
then did that thing where she just got okay bye. Yeah.

(41:56):
I tried to feel like a man after that car dude,
I get you. Dude was a fail. It was probably
one of my biggest fails ever when it comes to
like trying to.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Look up like she's probably doing a radio show and
she's telling her partner on the air, Oh my god,
there's this date that I went on in Atlantic City.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Was all we took a cab back. I had to
pay for it. This guy was a loser, a swing
and a miss like no other. But you gotta do that, kids,
You swing a miss, man, you a miss.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
You gotta know what it feels like. The loose I
tell my kids was a glisten man. You're gonna go
through girls. You're gonna go through a bunch of them
till you get to the right one.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
This is well, we are South of Jersey's Rock and
will ring it back Dade. You know I've been singing
for uh for a week. Right. My wife is down
at her parents. She's enjoying. She's got a week off
her and the little guys his birthday week and she
hangs down at her parents' house and I have work.
I think you're head at the Splitsville. She loves it

(42:52):
because it gives you time to miss each other. There's
nothing wrong with this. Yeah, Like you're your wife was
going last week and nine days stup missing them a
little bit because when you see them every day you
do get a little sick and you're like, you're like,
all right, well, I know I get on my wife,
said Dad. I didn't say that the app I I
know I get on my wife's nerves, you know. And

(43:12):
so uh so she's down there, dude, she's living life.
She's she's walking the coffee shops, she spent a day
in Cape May. You know, she's you know, yesterday I
was like, I was like, hey, what you doing baby,
And she's like, she's like, I'm just you know, I'm
just just relaxing, you know, enjoying watching watching a movie
with a little guy. I like the fact she doesn't
want you anywhere nearer. I love this. Well, I got

(43:33):
stuff to do. Here's the thing, like, like she like
the thing about life is like she can go and
take off, but like there are things moving in life
that need to be done. Like my daughter had to
get moved into college yester day, so I had to
do that. You know, I have stuff to do today
that you know, so I can't be you know, just

(43:55):
because she's on vacation doesn't mean I'm on vacation.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Oh yeah, by the way, yeah, because I text your
wife yesterday about some like a business, like a business
the question I had.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
For and she just gave me someone else's number. She's like,
so and so will help you. That's why she's on Vaca.
She's she's like, don't talk to me about this stuff.
This nonsense. It said, do not bother. But here's what
I well. And so I have my house to myself,
like my oldest who lives with us, she's at her
boyfriend's house, like she's not even there. Now I'm finding

(44:24):
out I don't know what to make for dinner. I
ran into this man. So it's like it's that weird
thing where like like last night, I had to move
my daughter into the University of Delaware. So and by
the way, awful timing. The move in time yesterday was
five to seven pm. It's a terrible, dude. So I

(44:47):
hit traffic going and I hit traffic leaving, So it
was it was awful. What a bad time to move
someone in on, especially on a Wednesday. So I get
back home right and I want some dinner. And I
passed a bunch of wah wahs and I'm like, I
don't want wah wah, And dude, I'm like, I don't
know what to make just for myself. I haven't been

(45:07):
just myself in like a long time. See, my wife
comes up with ideas for dinner I don't like. While
I was why she was away.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
It was a lot of burgers, It was a lot
of like chicken, like just normal stuff. But I didn't
dive into making tacos. I should have had a taco nise.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I make dinner for everyone, right, so I make big dinners.
But when it's just me, I'm like, I'm not gonna
waste a bunch of food for just me. So last night, man,
I'm pretty sure I had. Uh, this is questionable. You
threw it all together, maybe eight day old ground meat

(45:43):
that it was already made. It was I made tacos
about eight days ago, and it was the leftover taco meat.
You gonna put some water in there, warming up in
the microwave, trying to get that soft. Uh. Put some
cheese on that and some sausa. Made a little taco.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Because none of this is acceptable if you have a
family there, and if your wife home, there's no way
your wife is heating up eight day old meat.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Just so, my wife is very bougie and she doesn't
eat leftovers. Yeah I hate that. Yeah, he's not a
leftover person, so so yeah, she would not be okay
with this. So yeah, so now I'm like even like
now I'm thinking, like all right, like I got I'm
gonna be on my own tonight again, Like what am
I gonna What am I gonna make? Back to the

(46:24):
brick house? Man? You know where to go? That's that's
the problem. That's why I'm trying to avoid takeout, you know.
And and then I try to eat somewhat healthy because
I do do uh like the Keto thing, and so yeah,
I I've really hit a wall with like when you're
by yourself, dude, it's weird too. Like in the morning.

(46:45):
Now I can turn the TV on as loud as
I went when I'm getting ready. What you want because
I can do what I want? Dude, Okay, I I
walked around naked the other day.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Oh dude, so so I did this? Yeah yeah, so
no one's so I uh so yeah, so my way.
We have the camera set up in the house, right
so they can kind of see that I don't have that.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
So that's good.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
So here I am now without anybody around, I'm walking around.
I got my boxer briefs on and I got no
shirt on, and my wife was trying to get a
hold of me. So she goes on the camera to
see what I'm doing. Now I'm vacuuming. I was either
vacuuming or I was I was loaning the dishwasher. But
whatever angle it was, And it doesn't matter about the angle,
because this is what I am. It's the angle.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
It's real. It even looked like me. It looked like
some fat guy was robbing a bodega. And this is
the video of surveillance they have, and it was me.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
And she says, oh, I can see you on the camera,
and I'm like, delete that picture. It's awful, But that's me.
And I had no shirt on and boxer briefs doing
stuff around the house which I would never do if
the family was home.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
I had the other day. Oh it was awful the
other day. So no one's at my house right for
the week. So I I in the laundry room. I
throw the laundry in and now whatever it was, I
took my pants off. Now I go unfurnished basement, so
there are no boxer briefs for me. Your balls are
out and everything so I got a shirt on and

(48:08):
no and no pants. By the way, I've seen you
in a hotel room, but exactly what you're describing. Oh,
I got no pants on and just a T shirt
a sight and I go, you know what, I'm gonna
go grab a beer in the garage where it's our
garage fridge. So I go out to the garage. I
forgot the garage doors were open, so I may have
committed a crime. I'm not allowed near schools for a while.

(48:32):
So oh yeah, man, it's it's a weird thing being
married for a long like me and my wife have
been together ten years and and so it's weird, you know,
being home by yourself.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Yeah, I didn't like it. See, here's what it is is. Listen,
I'm living without my family there, but I don't like it.
But I'm just saying it's weird. But I know there, See,
it wasn't so bad. Like, yes, of course I missed them,
but knowing my my wonderful family, what I love so
much is going to be backing like now, and I
could deal with it. But to live like that by myself, dud,
I would have been an absolute disaster. If I was
ever single.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Nothing in my life. I was. You were there when
I got divorced. Yeah and yeah, in a house with
no furniture and just the sixty five inch TV and
uh and yeah, I mean I'm making you know, the
English muffin pieces for the kids. I remember, Scotty, just
hand me, just give me the gun. Yeah, the gun.
Take this side of the house. Look, we get back

(49:29):
with a thing called You think you have a bed,
You think you've got in bed. For over two hours,
the second busiest airport in Japan was shut down all
because somebody misplaced a pair of scissors. A retail outlet
in the New Chateause Airport reported the missing scissors. As

(49:52):
a result in the lapse in security operations, there was
a severe backlog, resulting in lines stretching for hours and
passengers being denied entry. Thirty six flights were canceled and
more than two hundred flights were delayed. Eventually, the missing
scissors were found in the same store that reported them missing. Yeah,
I guess I get that.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
I had a buddy man had a pizza ray in
the airport and they would check everything like every morning.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
You got to me, Yeah, because that's a pair of scissors. Flate.
That's a that's a weapon, you know, you get on
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(50:35):
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(50:55):
So if you well, it's some good whiskey, star whiskey
that I drank in Oh, we used to drink Evan Williams.
Is that a cheap one, dude? Yeah, it's like even now,
even with inflation, it's still cheap. Right, Like, say, it's
that bad makes you feel like you're dying, like the
natty ice of whiskeys. Uh, yes, yes it is. American

(51:21):
Jesse Kimf has been nailed with an eighty one month
jail sentence after being convicted of faking his own death
by hacking government systems and officially marking himself dead. In
January of twenty twenty three, Keith used credentials as a
physician to gain access to the death registry system in
Hawaii to create a case that recorded his own death.

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From there, he created a death certificate worksheet from the
state and assigned himself as the medical certifier for the
case and certified his own death, with the paperwork appearing correct.
Government databases then listed the thirty nine year old man
is officially kicking the bucket. Then Kiff upped his gain,
stole other credentials and accessed other state death registries, private

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business networks, and governmental and corporate networks to try and
sell access to these networks the potential buyers on the
dark web. Once he's released from jail, and the man
will be on the hook for about two hundred thousand dollars.
I get it, I get it. You know I was.
I've been there right, not for two hundred thousand dollars,
but you know, paying child sport. It sucks when you're

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a guy, especially in the State of New Jersey. It
sucks anytime, but State of New Jersey man rakes you
over the coals, and I did. Moving my daughter in
yesterday to her college dorm. You know, my ex wife
is there. We're on super good terms. And I looked
at her and I.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Was like, yeah, man, I don't owe you any money anymore.
All the kids are over eighteen. You're on your own, man.
Just spread those wings and fly away. Out the dude
some divorced settlements. It's twenty two, and I'm like, twenty two.
They were adults at that pot.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
I'm not shocked.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
They don't have the mentality of an adult yet. I'm
surprised it's not third because that's when they're living at hometel.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Well. It was funny because I didn't even think about
it because my daughter's a sophomore now, so she's kind
of she's in college mode, right, So she was like
my my ex wife. She brought like paper towels and
toilet paper and like snacks and stuff from my daughter,
and I brought her what was leftover booze from my
garage friends. Yes, she has paper towels of wine coolers. Perfect.

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That's how you start off to some it was like,
maybe I should have stopped by like Target and do
some essentials. But no, no, it's a bottle of champagne.
I was supposed to give to our neighbors.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
You know.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
It was just all the old stuff we had laying
around the house. Hey, there you go. Those people they
haven't bet you not so much.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station z
XL show. We don't get into politics on the show.
We're not gonna do that. You vote for whoever you
want to vote for. Yeah, yeah, I just know who
I'm voting for, and it's Trump, So there it rhymes
with rump.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, I would have went I'll tell
you what, if it wasn't a wasted vote, I would
have went with RFK. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna win. No,
I think actually today I think he's making an announcement
that he's gonna back Trump.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
But uh yeah, he's a he's a whack adoodle and
uh and so yeah that's normal. Yeah, it's twenty way
out there, man, like.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Yeah, like aliens are here and they're and they're taking
over our sewer systems.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
If I watched some of the uh the Republican National Convention,
you kid rock up there, he's he's free and he's
got his hand up there.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
A little a little little crazy, a little it's a
it's a little whitewashed. The RNC. Uh it's a little square,
little rednecky. Yeah, little stuffy. It's yeah, you're right, there's
just some it's not they they're having as much fun
as they can have now.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
As much as I don't agree with Democratic policies, they
seem to have a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Like because they get the they get the big star.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Well Obama even had like earth wind and fire, I
big earth win and fire like they were at the
White House. I think George Clinton in Parliament were at
the White House. It was a very I don't know,
a lot of fun. They're having a bit more swag,
right and uh, a little more hit a little more so.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
So. The d n C, which is the Democratic National Convention,
is in Chicago right now. And uh, I guess last
night was what the kids call off the hook. Yeah, Lit,
it's all being Look was there the band Lit? No,
that's what the kids say. It was one hundred. I
swear that that that Trump and the Republicans missed the
boat because there were no really cool young camp groups

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that were there. Even when you go to a Trump rally,
right me, and you went to that Trump rally years
ago in wild Wood before COVID, Right, Yeah, it's he's
playing like the village people. It's not cool music, right,
So maybe that's what Maybe we need to call up
Trump's people and you need to get a little more
hip hop and the Trump should have.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Grabbed this guy, right because he's a party starter. This
is two nights ago.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
And by the way, none of these celebrities are Democrats.
They're just pet no, no, somebody paid them to be there.
Little John knows he has no idea what's going on
in the world, which, by the way, do you think
anyone at that at the DNC what we're about to
listen to? The actual lyrics to the song from the
windows to the walls, till the sweat dropped down my

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balls to all the bitches crawled. I know it because
I know there's only certain places I could play the
unedited version of this song. It's our booze cruises and
I've been with you for fifteen years and you play
it on everyone boy, they missed the both the Republicans
here the Democrats two nights ago. Lil John, Little John
and here's what he did. So every state has to
announce that they who they want for president. They brought

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him out for the Great State of Georgia. You got
it right, Democrat, you got this right, gentlemen, we are
here today. Turn I mean, come on, man, come on,

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even I want to vote for Kamala. After that, well,
the best was I don't guess, so I guess yesterday. No,
that was yesterday. The day before they did the Great
State of New Jersey, the Garden State right here, and
once again they asked who from the Garden State, Uh,
do you want to be president or a candidate to

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run for president? And they have to announce it, and
they go like they'll do a spiel. So I guess
New Jersey had a transgender woman and she she went
and did the whole day them thing, okay, whatever you
want to do, right, But then she forgot what she
had to say. More she's more concerned about a pronoun
and so she for it was really embarrassing. She forgot

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what to say and she just kind of froze. Yeah,
so Georgia had it right. Did they bring out little
little John nailed it? Really got him lit up? Man.
Everybody to your calls today. They're always welcome on the show.
Glare you know part of us? Stay there, we'll kick
off a rock block. Trump brings out Lee Greenwood. You
know how uncle Lee Greenwood is. And he was struggling

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to get through that. God bless America. Sault.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Yeah, he got through it, proud. There was Fitty Cent.
Where was Fitty Cent doing the Republican National Convention?

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Trump, let's hip hop it up. Stay there, we kick
off a rock block.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
It's one hunch point seven z XL South Church's rock station,
z x HEL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
When you're smiling, smiles with you and when you eleven
the sun comes shining through where you're crying. You bring
on their end stop We'll be happy. Where is smiling bron.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Smiling smile, rocking out?

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Man, I know you guys are awesome. I love looking
at you guys on my way to work in the race.
She's a guy.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Yeah, warming up chit and I'm like, I'm about you here.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
We're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot to the best.
How you doing Yeah? Keep me laughing, man, you guys
are great. Good morning guys are hilario. Let me take it?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Oh God, is it my radio?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Or it's are you only broadcasting in MANA? This is
the ratings in DJL, like if you're on it. I
listened to this man getting up in the mornings doesn't
suck anymore. Any show was brought to you by the
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