FRIDAY 9-13-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I was in a world of jowl mediocre radio in
a time of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of
bosses and management. One show breaks all the rules to

(00:27):
deliver entertaining, compelling and educated radio and stand above all
the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Man, what's happening? Good morning? I have been ups a
little before one am. If there was a casino, I'll
tell you between my house, man, I swing by.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
You were up early too. I saw you you posted
something because I was gonna I was gonna text you
and be like, you do want to meet up and
have some coffee? Hey, there's no place to have anywhere.
We killed everything. Man, there's no twenty four hour places anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Like if there was, if there was a bar between,
I guess you would have to be your house in here,
so I would come to your house and we go
over to the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Like if there was there used to be in in
ac there used to be twenty four hour bars. I
don't think there are anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Like if there was a karaoke thing going on, it
was like karaoke from three am to six am.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'd be there, man, we'd have a drink and we'd
come over here and.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Do the show. It's so I when I radio is man.
When I first got in the radio, there was a
gay club in Atlantic City, the brass Rail Studio six.
It was all like this one big.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Building and they would do I remember I had to
go do it. It would be karaoke, but it would
be like two am. There you go. It was like
doing that and you know what it was. It was
all drag queens and and it was They were fantastic.
It was called the ass Rail.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
The brass Rail, brass Rail, the brass Rail sounds like
an awesome time.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
So it was one of my first Yeah, it was
one of my first gigs when I got in the radio.
Was that was you know, they for some reason they
had they advertised on our radio station.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
No my life.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
So like I kind of got friendly with some of
the bartenders and they're like, see that guy in the corner.
And it would be like a guy and he was
dressed up to the nines with a dress and a
wig and everything like that. They're like, that guy owns
a body shop. So during the week he's a man's man,
and then on the weekends, this is how he lets loose.

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He dresses up as a woman and goes and does karaoke.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
It's like when they caught Veto at the gay club
where he's like, ah, man, it's just a joke and
I don't know, man, what was it? Johnny Kigs, Yeah,
Johnny Caggs. Everybody on Friday, let's wrap up the work week.
We're gonna have a lot of fun today on the show.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
And now are we?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, and we're gonna find that CXL workforce employee that
I guarantee you what you know what.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Your mouth might be writing a check that but can't cash.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Speaking of gay bars, what are we gonna do for
the ZXL work force employee the day Today?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Ocean will have an overnight's day at Ocean and Atlantic
City and one hundred bucks to spend while you're there.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
It's a lunch point seven at ZXL, South Jersey's rock station,
ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Doing live.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I can go alrite it and we'll do it lot
and things sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning. You're some news
for us on a Friday. Some people call it tg
I F. Former President Donald Trump announced yesterday he will
not debate Vice President Kamala Harris again following Tuesday night's

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mat up. The quote is there will be no third debate.
He posted it on his truth social account.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I like this.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
He's like, hey, listen, if you're in a fight and
the other guy loses, he initially wants that rematch. He's like,
I'm not going to give it to her. Then again, man,
really nothing came out of it to be it was
really it.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Was a stalemate. Yeah. More information has been released about
a police investigation that close schools and led to a
shelter in place in Dennis Township on Tuesday. New Jersey
State Police said troopers were investigating gunshots and stolen dirt bikes.
That morning, troopers responded to a report of a shooting
incident at a home in Cape May County on King's

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Highway before five point thirty am. Police said a person
saw two people stealing a dirt bike, confronted one of them,
then chased the after the suspected thief went into a
wooded area. Police also said the person reported being shot
at during the chase. Can we start cutting people's hands
off for stealing them?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
The like the Middle East? Oh God, list you stole something.
You knew it because you got your hand if you
told me, Hey, Joe, I know you want to go
steal this. Buddies this guess. Guess guys durnt bite. But
if you get caught, you're gonna cut off your hand.
I think twice about it.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well, it's sort of like the scarlet letter, right, like
if you're if you diddle kids touch kids, yeah, dude,
honestly you brand a tattoo on their forehead right, yeah, right,
and just a letter that we all know that means Okay,
that's a bad guy. Keep your kids away from that guy.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I like a picture of a kid with the Ghostbuster
thing through it. Get me away, Yeah, away from a
kid right there on the forehead, right. Factory workers at Boeing.
Boeing has had a rough year.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I like the fact they're responsible for what ninety eight
percent of the aircraft that we fly on.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Their plane doors keep falling off. They sent a spaceship
up in the space that doesn't work. Yeah, but not
their fault.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Factory workers at Boeing are now walking off the job
after the union.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
They're going to go on strike because they suck. So
they announced the roughly thirty thousand workers who produced Boeing
seven thirty seven Max and other jets on the US
West Coast voted ninety ninety six percent in favor of
striking and subsequently halting production of the plane maker's strongest
selling jet. Yeah. That's when the door keeps falling off,

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Like the if.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
They made salt and pepper shakers, I'd be like, Okay,
they're not very good, but that's fine.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I can get through that air plane, man, and the
doors fall off. Uh, that's news. What about sports? It
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plus dot com. Phil's had off yesterday, Phil's Mets tonight
six forty. Start listening to the game right here at ZXL.
We are your official Philadelphia Phillies ratio station. Phill's beat

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the Dolphins thirty one ten last night and Thursday Night football.
That toa that the totua toa tauta. Uh. That kid's
brain is scrambled. Man, I don't know if he's gonna
come back. He got his third concussion. Remember oh last
night last night. Oh Jesus, this third concussion of his career.
He's only been in the NFL for like two seasons.

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And he threw before that. Yeah, like this kid's brain.
And remember he got hit so hard a couple of
seasons ago that they didn't think he was going to
come back from that. So yeah, man, I don't know
if this kid is is just cut out for the
NFL Eagles Falcons. That's gonna be Monday Night and the
seventy six Ers. They they listened to Camden. Camden wants

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the Sixers to come to Camden and they did a
rendering of what it would look like on the waterfront
if the six if the Sixers built an arena.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, they put a little model together to the show.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
It looks awesome. I'm sure they got like a mall
right there, it's right where the aquarium is, it's right
where the concert place is whatever, the the Blockbuster Entertainment
Center whatever they call it. So so yeah, it looks awesome.
But will the Sixers go to Camden now? Also, the
Sixers are pushing to go to Chinatown in Philly, and

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of course everyone wants them just to stay in South Philly.
Can we just move them to China? How about the
actual China? So it's just silly, like just stay in
South Philly. It's awesome, everything's together, it's fine. Just leave
it alone.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
We really do have a nice setup down there with
the casino and everything, and.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
They're gonna build a huge mall now, like it's gonna
look awesome. H there you go. That's news that sports
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Speaker 3 (08:27):
Heyah, sunny today, I have to seventy eight clouds tonight
open at sixty two tomorrow for your Saturday sun clouds.
I have to seventy seven sixty six outside right now
out un point seven after these rock stations ZXL morning shows.
Saw truck hit the wall today?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
You're so okay, hold on, hold on, I want to
get you. Saw a truck truck hit a wall.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Hit a wall today, the concrete wall down the black
Horse Pike that separates the two lanes the median saw
truck hit it today and keep on going like Grant
theft aught.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Well, you know what, dude, at that point, what are
you gonna do because you're not damaging anything other than
your own truck. Yeah, this guy kept on going. So
it's like it was there a car, a truck. It
was a truck and a truck. So yeah, so he
didn't hit anyone else. He just hit the media. No, yeah,
hit the media his own fault. So now he's got
to deal with the damage to his car.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
And know what, I'm seeing more and more I see
this when we leave here, more people. If I'm behind you,
I'm seeing people that are swerving and not keeping up
with the speed limit. And when I go around you,
everybody's on their phone. And I'm not talking like just
trying to find a song or a radio station or
something on their phone, like you could tune in here
through the iHeartRadio app. I'm talking like there, the phone
is in their lap. They're not paying attention to everything

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and what you watch.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Don't you watch YouTube on the way here?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, but I have it safely placed up on the
dashboard where I can see the road and I can
see it at the same time. So I'm driving out
the black horis black and I get this. Sometimes either
you're a worker who's going to work, or sometimes you're tired,
you're at the wheel, you're coming home from somewhere late
because it's four thirty in the morning. You're on the
it's like, uh, it's too early to be going to work.
It's the wahwah thing.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
It's what we leave at such early time of the
morning that you stop at a wah wah. You still
get the guys and gals who are coming home from
a long night of drinking. They're tired, man, or you're
getting or you're getting somebody who's just heading the work.
But it's it's with these two things collide and it's
a little odd. But I think about that man too, Like,

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if I ever get pulled over, like I know that's
a CoP's gonna like question me, like, hey, where are
you going? Dude? Yeah, it's like this morning, I woke
up super early, so I left my house at like
three fifteen, So dude, a cop pulls me, I wont
buy like three different cops. I'm like, if they pull
me over, they're gonna be like, where are you headed
to it three fifteen in the morn You're the only
one on the road. One only one on the road.

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And then I'd be like, I'm I'm going the beautiful
West Atlantic city, sir. So this morning I'm driving and
I can see it behind me.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I could see the headlights and they're like they're swerving
a little bit, like on one side of the road
one side of the other road. So I'm like, okay,
so I I pretend to pull, I put my blinker on,
I get out of the way because I don't want
any parts of any of this.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, so that's it's it's I tell my kids that, man,
you gotta be on the offensive.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
So I'm watching. So I pull over and I let
this this truck go by me, and I'm watching. It's
right where this little this bend goes, and it's like
watching Grant thefthone. I was like, Nah, he's gonna he's not. Oh,
oh my god, just smashes up on the side of
the wall and then keeps on going, keeps going. He
end up turning off the side off off to the
side and like a side road and everything else. So
I assume that whatever happened, if you're tired, that's enough

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to wake you up. Or if you you've been doing
something you should be, you pull over and and you know,
that's the end.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Of the story. I was. I remember in high school
we were driving in Philadelphia. We had something in Center
City for school, and I remember watching a guy sideswipe
another car in front of us and just keep going. Wow,
because you. But in the city, that stuff happens all
the time. But dude, people just blow the side the
side view mirrors off people's cars and just keep going. Yeah,

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like they don't even liked. Nobody cares when you're in
a city. But yeah, and and the thing is with
that guy that you saw, there's nobody on the road,
so it's not like he got forced into the median.
Yeah he had. He had plenty of space not to
hit that median.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
And I think about that too, Like what I'm watching
the people drift from one lay to the others, like
you're gonna just I know it's not gonna be significant,
but just side swiping a car, Like just the amount
of damage that that's gonna do, and the sta aggravase,
they just stay off, stay off the phones. But I'm
watching people now, they're on their laps and they're staring
down at it. Now now on the I'm I going
to side, I'm like, I point down, like, put your.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Phone down, man, put your phone. I'm the old man.
Put your phone off.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
The broad's thinking, oh, he wants some some road action,
Like no, no, no, I want your phone to be
put away.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, it's She's like, but you're watching Netflix. I was like, well,
it's different. It's crazy. What did I see the other day? Oh,
a guy's hubcap came off and started rolling back at us.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
And it's like, and that's dude. I look at some
of these work trucks. I don't even know how they
get away with it, especially these guys with ladders. The
other day I saw a truck I guess it was
like a glass company, and the guy had ladders. I'm
not even kidding. There was like seventeen ladders on top
of his van. It's a little much. And I'm like, OK,
how is this legal? Like if one of these ladders

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falls off the back of his van, yeah, it's gonna
kill someone. Yep. Yeah. Somehow though they get over they
get away with it.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Now, I trust that guy who's exhausted at six o'clock
at night from a job he worked all day in
the hot sun to to safely secure those ladders to
his truck.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Have you ever seen the guys who are like, uh,
trash pickers, Like the they go and they take stuff
to the dump. Yeah, but they pile it all the
way up. It's like you got a refrigerator and and
and the stove on top of it. Uh, you know,
and then you got like there's a child in the
back of the truck. You're not a truck, you're a wheelbarrow. Yeah,
I'm like, this is is this doesn't look safe at all.

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Look we backhoe and oh thank god he came out
and said this yesterday. This is this is gonna make
my twenty twenty six. Brett Michaels has expressed his desire
for Poison to go back out on tour for a

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fortieth anniversary in twenty twenty seven. But they don't want him, right.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Or or do they are? They? Are they together still?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
They just they what was it two summers ago? Okay,
they did the big tour with def Leppard and def Lepper.
What was it?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
It was def Leppard and somebody else it was it
was Poison deaf lepperd.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh, Molly Crue. I think it was Molly Crue. That's
not a bad concert man. So, uh, def Leppard. So
now Brett Michaels did his thing. He's kind of he's
like a white trash Jimmy Buffett. So like he goes
out and he like does this like Brett Michael's party
where he'll go out and hang out and and kind
of do like a Jimmy Buffett type show where people
kind of tailgate all day long. He's wrapping that up,

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but it looks like Poison will be headed out in
twenty twenty six for a fortieth anniversary for and I
think all the guys are still alive, so you'll get
a you go to full you get a full Poison lineup. Well,
I get C. C. Deville. C. C Deville will should
be there, Okay, he should be there. Alex van Halen

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has announced the series of book signings and live conversation
events to support the release of his new book called Brothers.
The book hits the shelves October twenty second, and we'll
dive into Alex's relationship with his brother in Lake guitar
hero Eddie van Halen. Now, me and you, we have
tickets for the one in Northvale, New Jersey. Sure do
October twenty second at six pm. So food package two

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with that, you know, if you want to see Alex
van Halen, which will kind of be kind of cool
man van Halen's I'm sure he's got a ton of story.
Alex van Halen for his new book, Brothers, he's going
to be doing book signings and then he'll do a
little October twenty first, New York City, Barnes and Noble,
and I love this. He's doing it at noon.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Nice that perfect man, perfect twelve o'clock.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
You're good. Knock it out. October twenty second, Northvale, New Jersey.
Of Books and Greetings. October twenty fourth in Culver City, California,
at Live Talks LA at the Frost Auditorium.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Not even kidding, man, you know how many more concerts
I would go to if they were like a two
in the afternoon. Yeah, on a Saturday.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I don't know what to deal with. The nighttime stuff
felt so bad. Man. A buddy of mine get we
were giving away Willy Nelson tickets and he's like, hey,
I would really like Willy Nelson tickets. He's an older guy, man,
he's like closing in on eighty and so I said, yeah, man,
i'll hook you up. And look, I didn't think about it, dude.

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He gets there and it's in Camden, so he's an
old guy. So he gets there at like when the
ticket says like four o'clock because it was like a
festival type thing. So he gets there and he's like, well,
he finds out Willie Nelson's not going on till nine thirty.
You fill him to the wolves man and it was
like a hot summer day and he's like almost eighty

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and he's like, screw this. Yep. He's like, I think
he just left, and he's like, I'm not. I'm not
sticking around for five hours. This is nuts. Tommy Lee
apparently gave his wife and I've heard this, remember, I
think there was an Eagles game where this happened his
his wife when and his wife has a pretty good

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podcast with a comedian named Brittany Schmidt. So he was
on the podcast and his wife, Brittany Tommy Lee's white.
Brittany was talking about how when she gets her period,
that's the time of the month that she sheds the
wall of her uterus.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Jojo.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I don't know if you know that the uterine wall.
This time, women used their hands more so so she
said she gets massive cramps. Right, Women, you know, complain
of getting cramps when they when they have that time
of the month they do. Yeah. So Tommy Lee chimed
in and he said, you should drink pickle juice.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
I get this like a football player.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Like a football I remember there was an Eagles game
where like they were given the players pickle juice because
it was so hot.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
I think it's a different type of cramp, so UH
be wrong now, she no, She talked about it on
her podcast and doctors did chime in and said that, yeah,
I mean it is used for uh.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
For cramps and muscles, so it could work. And she
says it actually does work when it's that time of
the month and she has cramp? What about Gatorade? Is
that good too? Gatorade's all sugar? How does with cramps?
Do you want to talk about the biggest con ever? Right?
So Gatorade. So Gatorade gets Michael Jordan to uh to

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to advertise with them. Michael is at like his like
he's just starting hit his peak. It's sugar water. But
somehow they they convinced the world that it was healthy.
And I think it wasn't a University of Florida. Isn't
that where it came from? The gatory with sugar water?

Speaker 4 (19:13):
And it.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Was Jordan to kind of put it. You know, I
want to be like Mike, you might as well chug
a soda. Right, it's the same thing.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
But somehow we put it on the sidelines of all
our high school sports and Little league and everything like that.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
We bought into it.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Dude. We're still doing it, man, you're still getting Gatorae
bass after the coach wins the game.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
If you look at the at the ingredients of a
Gatorade bottle, it's all sugar. It's sugar, and he had
some water to it. It's all sugar. And here we
are like, oh, yeah, it's the electro lights. Good man. Yeah, no,
you could just drink water to get your electro lights back. Yeah,
they're good.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
But it's a cool color and they have a lightning
bolt on the cover. So I'm in Yeah. Man, dude,
I'm so old. I remember the original Gatory. There were
no other flavors. That was eleven months.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
That was only when we got in the Gatoray. This
time of my life and uh and and like doing
stuff like this. So my daughter yesterday signed a lease
on an apartment. So she's in her second year of college.
She's in the dorm now, but next year she wants

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to get an apartment with her friends. And that's where
you've become a little more responsible, you know. She's on
the hook for the rent and you're you know, there's
no more food plan, right, Like, she's got to go
do her own food shopping. They gotta clean good life lesson, right. Yeah,
And the place looks pretty cool. It's gonna you know,
I said, do you have a room for Jojo and
I for when we hang out, you know.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
After the parties that we DJ and you're my hype guy.
Where are we gonna sleep? So but so, my so,
my daughter's all excited.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yesterday she signs the lease, her and her in like
four friends and uh and then it starts and I
remember being this guy too, like being like this time
in my life having to do this. She's trying to
piece together furniture. This is what you're supposed to do.
This is one hundred percent. So she's like, we have
an old couch, right, an old couch that sits in

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an office of mine. She's like, can I have that?
And I'm like yeah, like I've been looking for an
excuse to get rid of it for years. I'm like yeah.
And then in our basement there's an old coffee table.
Can I have that coffee table? I got an eight
foot mirror I just took off her wall. I'm send
you some pictures. I got some stuff, man, but that's
what it was. I remember my first apartment we got, dude,

(21:35):
it was it was a couch and a chair from
our sales director's mom who was retiring or going to
a nursing home or something. And do you remember it
was like do you remember? It was like I can
only call it like Navajo themed where it was like
it was like it looked like a couch from Santa

(21:57):
fe A Southwest, and so we had that and it
was old and dirty, but it was it was our
first furniture. This is a good life lesson that. It
is nothing ever matched right like there was was there was.
There's always a lava lamp for some reason. But that
was the challenge. Man. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
It was like we had a we had a whole
dining room wall filled up with like street signs that
we stole.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
I remember my first apartment. The kitchen table was a
patio table from from like on someone's deck. That was
our kitchen table. And I was okay and like, but
that was but as ghetto as it was, it was my.
It was mine. It was my place. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
My dining room had my DJ rigging it, and my
speakers and my wall full of records. Man, I did
all of it.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
So I was like, I was like, yes, I started
piecing together a bunch of stuff for we had a
futon was my bed or to a couch my in
my first apartment in my bedroom was a futon, couch
was a and and then my my roommate who had
the bigger bedroom, he of course had the mattress that
just was on the floor. Yeah, oh this guys, No,

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there was no bed frame we spent money on. It
would be a TV or like a like at that point,
like radio speakers. Man, that that those are the things
that were important to us. Our biggest bill outside of
rent was we got the Ultimate cable package. We had zero.
We had ghetto furniture. Right, we're eating off a patio

(23:25):
table in our kitchen, but I'm I'm sleeping on a
foots on. But we had the Ultimate Cable Package back
in two thousand and one. Yeah, but it was nice. Man.
There there's something so freeing about all that. It's and
I tried to explain this, especially to my older daughter.
I said it it it gives you an idea of
of of how to live and what you want in life,

(23:47):
like you don't want to live like that all the time.
But it also it's the fun time, like that's like,
that's a that's a that's a that's a fun time
to have when you know you're just dude. And I
lived in an apartment building where it's kind of like
a ghetto Melrose place. Like there was other kids my age,
so we all got together. We'd hang out at each
other's apartments. Like it was like Kramer, Like my door

(24:10):
was always open. I just have neighbors just walking into
my apartment. Like the best thing I was living with
a guy. Man, it ended up not working out. So
then I moved in.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
We had met girls that lived in the apartment next door,
and that whole thing was like separating whatever. It was
me and it was two girls. We lived together and
it was perfect, man, There was no drama. Girls were fine.
It was perfect, perfectly fine. So my guys would come over.
We watched the Sopranos and then her, then the room,
then the liver would fill up with a bunch of
girls because they were watching sex in the city. It

(24:39):
just worked out perfectly, Man's and that's what it is, man.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
It was just fun. You're young and it's fun. And
so like I was, I'm excited for yeah, and uh,
you know, I did have to have that conversation with her.
I'm like, well, you know, you are on the lease now,
so it's like a dorm. You can kind of get
away with banging up a little bit. I was like,
now you're on the hook. Yeah, you're in right, like,

(25:02):
you're on this so you you you screw this place
up right? You and your friends have parties here. I'm like, eh,
you know this is you know it's gonna cost money,
and it ain't gonna cost me money. Yeah, you and
I would be over here spackling and patching things up.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, you know because last year she had a kid
throw a potato through a window, okay in her dorm,
just like dad would have done, right, like and and
I was like, how what? I had a lot of questions. Yeah,
I was like, one, why did he have a potato?
And then why did he throw it through your screen window? Alcohol? Probably,
I'm sure probably, But how did he get the potato?

(25:38):
Where did he find on a college campus a full potato?
It's very very odd. So yeah, so if you have
any old furniture. Let me know she she she will,
she will take it now. Now here's the problem. She
doesn't move in for another year though they know I
gotta store all this stuff somewhere before she moves in. Look,

(25:59):
we got a pair no an overnight's day at Ocean
and one hundred bucks that spend while you're there. If
you want an overnight stay at Ocean in Atlantic City
and one hundred bucks, dial up right now six zero
nine six seven seven one hundred and seven six zero nine,
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seven seven one hundred and seven. We get back. We'll
do some headlines.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
O morning show. So my wife and I get into
disagreements right now. I know couples that fight fight, and
they really do fight fight. We had a disagreement yesterday.
You tell me if I'm right or wrong on this.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Now.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
The garage in the yard are mine.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
They belong to me. A man other than I set
her up with an entire garden. Off to the right
of my yard are six flower boxes. They're like like
ten by four. She has plenty of room over there, which,
between you and I has been neglected the entire summer
to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
She didn't do a lot of gardening. No.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
No, there's a lot of overgrown weeds and a lot
of things like you know, she hasn't really catered to death.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
So yesterday I go out.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Now, I planted this beautiful area where I'm putting new
grass in right now.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, you're very proud of that grass. I'm really. My
wife is just like, you're so proud of us.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
I know, it's like it's like little kids, like I
planted those seas and I'll watch you grill.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I can't wait to go home and see if it
looks greener.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I go out there, I manually water the area right
and I try to keep the dog golf because I
want this grass to come up be beautiful. So I
go yesterday. Now, my wife has these blueberry or BlackBerry
or something bushes.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh are they poisonous? No, I don't think so. I
think there's a BlackBerry bushes. But these things are gonna
be monsters.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
They're gonna grow to be like they said, leave ten
feet like in like they're gonna be that massive.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Wow, really yerry bush.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah, this this bush Okay, we had we had to
look it up because we're trying to figure out where
to put these. Yeah, so in the middle, not in
the flower bed, and not near her garden. In the
middle of my yard. Think about it, in the middle
of yard where you would know are bushes that are planted.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
That doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
That's what I told her.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I said that the what are they call it.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
It's in the middle. Go in the middle of your
yard and just plant a bush randomly at no point, right,
they belong in the corner, or they belong in a
flower garden or something that's supposed to be specific. But
this is the only part that gets real good sun.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
That's like people who who the uh. They'll plant bushes
like in the front of their house, but don't like
mulch it out right. It's just a bush with a
bush with grass around it. It's not it's yeah, it
throws me off. I'm like, that's not.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
No.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
You need molt like, you need a whole landscape, like
a hard escape, like around the house. That's what you're
supposed to have.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Even trees, like even when trees at the front have
molt around and they're cut out, they're not just trees
in the middle of the yard. It looks silly. Yeah,
so I'm not I'm not breaking her balls. I'm just
saying you can't do that. I know it gets sun,
I get it, But you want to put a look weird.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
It was just gonna it's gonna look odd.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yes, it would look foolish. And I'm like, I said,
let's come up with a solution. We need to figure
this out because you need to put in the ground somewhere.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Okay, do you really need bear that bad?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
That's another thing too, Like I think it's gonna turn
into the garden thing where I think we got like
two cucumbers and I don't think we got any tomatoes
out of the thing this year. But you've kind of
it's like it's like my kid with a cell phone
that you got to prove to me that you can
use the cell phone and not break it. Well, she
didn't prove this summer that she's able to take care
of these plants. But I was like to put a
BlackBerry bush in the middle of the yard in the back.

(29:23):
I said, I'm sorry, I gon put my foot down.
I know it's a fifty to fifty split, but I'm
telling you it just doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, and you better be eating a lot of berries.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
How many how many berries do you need? Yeah, I said,
I say, what do we need.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
If she's not doing the gardening that she already is
isn't doing, I know, why why does she want to
now throw these berry bushes? We in the mix.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
We are in a house where things are forced, and
it's usually I'm usually right, Like we usually scale back
and we take things away. I said, Not every square
inch of the house has to be covered with something.
Not every corner has to have a plant. We could
just have a sun room with a table and it
can look good or even on the wall, like she
wants to move the thermostatus so she could put pictures
all over the walls. Like maybe when the builder said,
you know what, I'm gonna put a thermostat there so

(30:07):
we don't have.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
To Yeah, you know, maybe we get rid of kids, right, Okay,
doesn't need kids either, Like I'm cool with that.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Like everything is just kind of forced. I said, I said,
you're doing it again. I was like, I love you. Listen,
you want blackberries, that's fine, I don't. We don't need
an abundance of blackberries. Not needed the bush. Yeah, but
I heard you. Ever once say I could really go
for a BlackBerry.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I have ever brought you blackberries in No, I've never.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Contain blackberries. I don't think I like them that much.
I don't even know what they go in or what.
But I'm like, you know, its.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Just like I mean, I guess you just eat berries
right like they don't know pie or any like. You know,
I don't know if sham or something. You pull them
off and am I able to eat them like right
off the bush?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Here's the problem we ran with almost killed snow white.
This is what we ran that was a bad app
was an apple. Well, here's what we ran into with
this fig plant. She has this fig no plan, it's
a big tree. Another thing where figs. I've never heard
you ever say, man, I could go for a fig.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Listen, she's listening to the show and I know she
never even had a fig Newton and get home. It's
on the Alexis, so I know she's listening. And I
love you.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I do.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
But she got a bunch of these figs and tried
to make fig jam and it was a disa is
it's a it's a it looks like a big walnut.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Whatever. Growing up, a fig was the only fig I
knew was fig newtons?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Nets was it? We're not making fig newtons.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
I don't know what a fig is. No, no, I
don't yeah, no, But she has this fig tree. And
then now the dogs chilling on the fig tree. Now
that the dog instead of a berry, right, why don't
you do like an orange tree or a lemon tree,
or like an apple tree, like.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
I can make orange crushes on the weekend, like you
would use that stuff. I think about it. This this
bush is gonna mean all the in the middle of
the yard. You don't think the dog's gonna peel on
that bush? Of course he's gonna peel on the bush.
I'm not being difficult. You want blackberries? Have blackberries to
you're black.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
In the face to a store and buy them. Sure,
can a little cart in there. We don't either. And
it's a ten foot BlackBerry bush. Why do you need
ten feet for a BlackBerry bush? I'm not being difficult, honey.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
I love you. I know your listen get ready for
work zero. But yeah, you have to figure a different
play it. Cag just going in the middle of Now.
I got a round circle of my yard. I had
to pull up the bushes yesterday. Yeah, it makes zero sense.
That's my yard. Yeah it is the yard yours. You're
right it you cut it. How about that?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Right? I think that's fair. The garage, the yard, that's
the man's property.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
I get the basement, I get the lawyery downstairs. I
get that. I get the garage and the yard. That's
all that I want. You get everything else. Look we
we get back. Knock out the traffic.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Oh love trash, anything, thirty on anything, racket rock, roughing at.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Frash. There's some trash for you, it says Elon musk Man.
It just do a day in his brain. He's a
fun guy with money. Yeah he's and he's brilliant. He's
I mean, he's a genius. He So there's a thing
like this, I guess exploded. A couple of days ago,

(33:27):
there was a news story, true news story, that a
woman in Ohio was arrested because she was eating a
cat on someone's front law. I think it was like
a Haitian immigrant. Okay, no, she wasn't. So it's turned
out that she wasn't. She was an American citizen. She
was just crazy. Somehow that got turned into that Haitians

(33:53):
that have taken over this city in Ohio, which is true,
that's true, are eating cats. A lot of people are
saying that they've seen it. No one has proof of
it yet, so it became a big thing in the
last couple of days. I heard ducks too, which does
make more sense. They said geese. Yeah, so end because

(34:16):
these these immigrants are coming in, they don't they're homeless,
and they're just eating whatever is around. So there's been
memes and everything like that. So Taylor Swift the other
day she said that she's gonna vote for Kamala Harris.
Elon Musk is a pro Trump guy. He said this,
which is a little creepy. He said, Okay, Taylor, you win.

(34:37):
I'm gonna give you a child and guard your cats
with my life. I don't even know what that means
to put one in her.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
So I think he's taken a shot and Taylor, yeah,
so we'll see.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
We'll Travis come to her defense. And now does he
go after Elon Musk?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
This kid turned into a fight.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
No, don't forget. I know everyone loves the tailor and
Travis romance. Don't forget. Travis took a lot of money
from the vaccine people right to be one of Him
and Pink were the two big ones that took a
lot of money from people like Pfizer to promote their vaccines,

(35:15):
which people found out that are nonsense. So I mean
Travis is kind of who's swept out under the rug
and pretended, you know, like I want to say, who oh,
who's the Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, Aaron Rodgers called
them out on it last year, and I think call
them vaccine boy. If Taylor doesn't break his heart, the

(35:37):
vaccine will Dak Sheppard. You know, Dak Shepherd is no
Dak Shepherd's an actor. If you saw his face here, like, yeah,
I know that guy. He's married to Kristen Bell, a
very famous actress, and apparently there's rumors around Hollywood that
they're swingers. So he went on the Drew Barrymore Show
yesterday and shot those rumors down that him and Kristen

(36:00):
Bell are not swingless. Bell's pretty hot, right, christ and
Bell's hot. It's a nice swinger, crumple, at least her. Dude,
he's a guy.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
And I I love this because look, I'm not saying
what me and you do is is.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
He is hard. It's not. It's not hard, but it's
also not exactly easy, right, like like you gotta you
gotta have some personality, uh not saying we do.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
I tell my wife I had the pressure. There's there's
millions and millions of people every morning.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
It's pressure. Well, a lot of these celebrities that are
just vapid and dumb, they start podcast. Dak Shepherd's one
of those guys. He started a podcast and it ended
after like three episodes because they have nothing to talk
about it. That was like Obama and Springsteen. Odd had
a podcast and it was so hard. It was horrifically awful.

(36:49):
And it's like, yeah, man, like I get you. You
you had your skills, Like what are you trying to
do here? Dak Shepherd, You're you're okay. You've been in
a couple movies, you know. Okay. Jackie was in jack
like one of the guys I think in Jackass or
Punked or one of those shows.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Her life has to be interesting. You had to give
me something something, right, Like the Kelsey brothers are great,
Like they're fun, they're fun brothers.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
They have yes, right, they can goof on each other.
Anna de Elmers. Very attractive woman she is. She's an actress.
You've once again, if you see it, you see her face,
you know who she is. She was in the movie Blonde,
that was the Marilyn Monroe movie. A couple of years ago.

(37:34):
She said that she is completely out of Hollywood. She
was dating Ben Afflack before j Lo came in and
stole Ben from her. She she said, I'm done with Hollywood.
She won a seven million dollar mansion in Vermont and
she said, I'm off to Grid. Wow. So I guess
she's promoting a new movie that's out. Now. Let's see here.

(38:01):
One of the Bella twins, Nicki Bella, she's filing for
divorce from the guy who was dancing with the Stars.
He's one of the dancers because he beat her up.
I can't imagine he's very big. He's a little guy, right, Okay, okay,
So this is John Cena's ex. If you're John Cena,
do you fight the guy? Yeah, because you're you know,

(38:25):
maybe you still have a thing for Nicky a little bit,
and you go in there and just beat the guy
up because because because you know, you put hands on
your your ex girlfriend who beat you up? I don't know.
I couldn't see him. Katie Perry, she said she was okay.
I guess her and Orlando Bloom were it's some type
of fashion show or I don't know, movie premiere with

(38:45):
Kim Kardashian. And she was asked, are you okay with
Orlando Bloom checking out Kim Kardashian's ass, And she said, yeah,
how can you not? The thing is so big? And
she said, yeah, of course, I'm okay. He's a man.
I think my way too, Like I've gone to my
wife before and I'm like, that's a that's an attractive girl, like, yeah,
that's you know, like, well, my wife will say it

(39:06):
more about guys.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Now, hey, he's a good looking guy. So I'm like, yeah,
you know, okay, now, okay, it's a I.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Can't say it's on. Yeah, here's the thing. We're not blind, Yeah,
like we could see who's attractive and who's not.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
And if you're not saying it, we know you're thinking it.
Now you're lying about it. There you go, some trash
for you. You met with the State one hundred point
seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station in our ZXL Workforce
Employee of the Day good morning morning.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
It's a good morning for you, buddy. What's your name?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Paul, Yes, sir, all right, Paul, Paul.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
What do you do job? That's where I want to
head after this. Paul working for the state as a
little change in his pocket. Uh, you're you got an
overnight stay at Ocean and one hundred bucks to spend,
all right, yes, sir, So you.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Got good healthcare right because it's a state job. Is
that what it is? You get all those days off
you get off for like President to day and Martin
Luther King day and all that. That's not man, you
just kind of stand around and watch the other guys
through all the work and stuff you state or union, man,
That's where I'm headed next. Union strong, dude.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
My mom was in the teachers Union, which is like
one of the strongest unions in the country. And uh, dude,
she's got like the best health insurance right her. I'm
on her plan. Her pension is like ridiculous and like yeah,
like I remember growing up, man, my dad was on
her health care plan. All the kids were on her
health care plan. It was like fantastic. Now it sucks

(40:36):
because you have to teach snotting kids all day and
we're like the kids she earned. Man the benefits of it.
We're pretty damn good. Yeah, ye, all right, Well look, Paul,
who works for the state. You're going to Ocean and
you got no an overnight's day and one hundred bucks spend.
All right.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
I think Ocean has a no work boot policy, but
I could be wrong. You gotta wear real shoes and
stressed up a little bit. Ocean's are real nice, classy place.
All right, all right, looks nice. Maybe a sure want
a collar on.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
It or something. Yeah, come on now, all right, Paul,
you stay on hold. We're gonna get all your info
right and cheer up a little bit too. Paul, sound
a little miserable. Well he's got to go to work.
I'm got a little a little reaction, you know. Okay,
cool man appreciated Ocean's beautiful. Man, We love it over
at Ocean, and you got a hundred bucks to spend.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
It's pretty good get.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
That's a good get. Yeah, be there this weekend. I'll
be at Ocean. Are you what do you do I
at the end night?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Well, my real estate team they charted this big boat
out of Atlantic City, so we'll go there and I'll
hang out with a bunch of people I don't have
a whole lot in common with, but I'll pretend to
be their friend.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
And we'll do that for two hours, and then we'll
drink and eat.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
And then I got some friends are staying at Ocean,
so we'll go back and hang out with it. They
charted a boat like the Delicate Teakey boat. It's like
a big party boat or something, I know what it is.
It's like this big metal boat, you know, just a
big something that it floats a barge, big metal boat.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah, we all hang on in there. I'm like, hey,
so what else is going on? You know?

Speaker 3 (41:54):
And then you know chat and White's all excited because
she dresses up and she'll wear shoes that are uncomfortable
because that's what happens when we go to ac Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, yeah, but you can't. You gotta be careful on
the boat, like I know from our buddy Captain Bob
and his Starfish Cruise Liner. Can't wear high heels. Oh,
that's a good point. Can't wear a high heels on
the boat. That's a big one.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
You have to have ID have to be over twenty
one and can't wear high heels and I want to
wear a boats and hose T shirt. She's like, well,
it is kind of like your real estate team, like
it's kind of their professionals feel like, yeah, you can't
really do the boats and hose or hey, you put
my dingy in your mouth with another T shirt I
was gonna go with.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
She's like, I know it's.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Aquatic theme, like the dingy thing, but in the mouth
thing is it's not a ful for that, like I was.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
My my wife's cousin's husband is putting in a walking
shower for my mom. Right, good guy, young guy, great,
very talented at what he does, you know, contractor. And
we were outside talking outside my mom's house and my
mom lives in the beautiful downtown Ocean City, right, so

(42:56):
like it's a it's a different class of people, Joe, Joe,
I don't know if you know that what Ocean city
Ocean city people. Yeah, a bunch of rubbin tubs, right,
there was a rubbin talk or wash. So the neighbor
comes up. There's an older guy and he's chit chatting
with us, and my my wife's cousin's husband keeps dropping

(43:17):
the F bob and I kind of wanted to be like,
you know, it's not it's not Ocean City talk.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Right right?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Take that down to it that man, Yeah, like that's
that's North wild Wood talk. Every time he dropped the
F bomb.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
I was like, oh, you're right, yeah, bring that the
brigateine o.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Look it is.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
The ZX Morning Show, one hundred point seven, the XL,
South Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
All right, I'm gonna ask you a question. And let's
not let's not go right, let's not go left. Am
I taking sides?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
We're not. We're not. This is where we're taking. We're
taking our political hats off. Oh I like to go right,
all right, political hats are off? Would you have sex
with Kamala Harris? This is a great question. I mean
you have talked about in the studio because you play

(44:10):
Fox News co lovingly well, because it's fair and balance. Man,
it is and violence you know me. So I'm watching
the more once again. She you know, for three and
a half years, she's kind of just hid right like
you never even saw her. Now she's you know, running
for president, so you see her all the time. Dude.

(44:32):
There's some pictures, especially when she was younger, like there's
a picture of her and she used to date Mansell Williams,
the guy who was the this is how we do it? No, no, no, no,
the talk show host Monto. You're thinking of monse Old
Jordan's Yeah, and like, dude, she's once again, let's take

(44:53):
our political hats off. Yeah, this is just a guy
at a bar looking at a girl. She was. She's
pretty cute. Yeah, back in the day. Listen, back in
the day, she certainly was.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
And there are pictures with again how she got to
her you know, her claim to fame. You know this
Willie Brown guy. She he's sixtyes, she's twenty. She's breaking
up a marriage. Boom, she gets into politics. That's the
way it works. There's some pictures. There's a picture where
they're at a like some type of function and the
reporter asks her, says, are.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
You his daughter?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
This guy looks great there, man, this guy is nineteen
ninety five. This guy Willie Brown is this like outlandish
guy who I don't know what he was, like a
senator or governor or mayor.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
He's playing cards with Trump. There's a picture him sitting
I think at a card table.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Right, he was like one of these bombastic guys, and
apparently she was like sleeping with him. Yeah, she looked great, man, right,
and yeah, and so it's ninety five and he's he
was nineteen ninety five, he was like seventy five years old. Yeah,
he was in the sixties, man. And she was like
and so the reporter looks at Kamala, who probably I
guess was in her early twenties. He was yeah, and

(45:57):
they were like, yeah, are you his daughter? And it
turns out she was no his girlfriend, And so you know,
that's gotta be you know, I take that as a compliment.
I mean, now, now, Kamala and listen, lets let's not
say sex because I say, would you lay down with her? Okay, okay,
let's about the first base, second base? What I feel?

(46:18):
That's okay? Good. You're at a bar. You're at a bar, right,
me and you were a brick house in mains Land, right, Yeah,
we're sitting at a bar. Are we single? Me and
you single? We love our wives, but right now we're
singing for this game. We're single. We're at the bar,
brickhouse and mains landing. What do we wings?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Wings?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Maybe they have you know, crazy clams casino or something
I liked. So so we go and we look down
the bar, Hillary Clinton and Kamala What year? What year
are we in? Yeah? Two thousand, Yeah, I got Mala right.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
There's some pictures where Hillary's I mean again for the
part these women were. I think there was a picture
of Pelosi or even Pelosi when she's she's got.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Pelosi has cans. Do you ever see like she's got
knockers on her? Did you ever see the picture of
her she's like, I don't know, like eighteen and she's
meeting with jfk Oh. I did see that picture? Do
I think he laid down with her too? I mean,
that's there's some rumors, some rumors of that. But uh, okay,
all right, let's go keep playing. Let's playing this game.
Let's keep playing this game. Oh like she's a vampire now, okay,

(47:28):
all right, me and you were a brick house still
now Hillary, Hillary is left, Kamala states it's just her.
Now Laura Bush comes in.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
What year?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
It depends on the year of man. Two thousand and four. Okay,
Laura Bush or Kamala Harris.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
I'm gonna I'm gonna know what I'm gonna give you
one we're gonna do F Mary kill, and we're gonna
do twenty twenty four. Okay, all right, Kamala twenty four, Kamala,
Hillary and Pelosi. Okay, I think I got a kill Pelosi. No,
I gotta kill Hillary. I bang Pelosi, and I gotta
marry Come on, I don't think Hillary is as bad

(48:07):
as Pelosi. Yeah, but I couldn't live with I couldn't
live with Hillary. I put I put a wooden steak
through Pelosi's heart like cackle in the corner. Yeah, you're
gonna I gotta Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
I think I'm like, Okay, okay, let's do f Mary kill.
Kamala AOC. Oh, come on, dude, stop AOC stop or
Michelle Obama? Stop on? What do you what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (48:36):
I would marry Big Mike because I think he'd be
in the same things I would like. He would like
poker knights and hang it out and drinking whiskey like
what guys do and slam. I think I'm gonna kill
AOC and then I got come on, now.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
So here's the thing. Do you marry AOC or do
you bang AOC.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
That's a good question because when you think about Mary,
if you're including the banging in there then yeahs it's yeah,
it's aoc man, she's.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Out of her mind. You I would come home to
she's crazy.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
I would come home to a crazy I do now,
I'd come home to a crazy houge.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I'll be honest. I think Big MIC's attracted. He's got Sure.
We get back with a thing called you think you
have a bed?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
You think you've got it bed?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (49:32):
So?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Uh. Word Tips is a place that did research about
what cities and countries curse the most. How about my house?
They found that no country in the world curses more
than it's got to be us man, USA, We're awful
human beings with U s A. After analyzing one point

(49:55):
seven million English language tweets, they found that forty one
point six tweets per thousand contained swear words. Coming in
second at twenty eight point six tweets per thousand was
the UK not even close. The city taking the American
cursing Crown is the city in America that curses the most.
What do you think it is the city that curse

(50:18):
is the most? Detroit.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
See, I would go Boston, but it's Baltimore. Oh that
was my next Baltimore. Curse is the most, at least
on Twitter in America.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Don't care, I said, I.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Don't get the I don't know. I never curse online.
Now that sounds dumb to me. Yeah, I curse in
real life, you know.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah. I love cursing. My wife does it more than
I do. Now the kids do it. The kids do it.
Curse is the best. Yeah, And I like And I'll
catch myself. Man, I said, I said some in front
of my wife's grandmother. I. Uh, I said something real bad.
And uh. It also had to do with religion. So

(51:01):
it was it was the F word, and that it
was with the name of maybe somebody who they worship.
Was it Peter and no, no, it was not Peter noah.
And so it wasn't e Fan Noah, no it was
And so I I said it in front of her,
and I think she smacked me. She deserves it. She's

(51:22):
a very religious woman. She Italian.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Oh she's Italian, okay, yeah. Uh So it's rough when
you walk into the doctors. She shouldn't say Italian, by
the way, it's Italian. She drives on iron. It's offensive
to Italians.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
It's rough when you walk into a doctor's office for
what should be a routine checkup on hip pain, and
it turns out to be something completely different. X ray
on a sixty three year old man ended up revealing
that he was suffering from a disorder called penile ossification,
where the penis is turning into a bone, like an
actual just solid bone. Isn't that what they want? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Way it, dude. His wife loves it.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
It's a person the man that turned down additional treatment
for the issue, ignoring advice from his doctors. So you
know who has this disease is I mean not the
penile one, but like his whole body is Mick Mahr's
Motley Crue. He has a disease where his entire body's
just turning into one big bone. Yeah, it's like some
type of arthritic disease statue at that point, right, Well,

(52:26):
that's what they call it. So that's Celine Dion came
out last year and I think that's what they call it,
the statue disease. She has a disease too, just like
that that, where it's like her body is just literally
becoming like one solid thing, and so it's it's very
hard for her to perform and even move around. There's
been substantially positive movement when it comes to bad behavior

(52:49):
on airplanes, and twenty twenty one, unruly passengers reports hit
a high of around six thousand incidents. Since twenty twenty two,
those have dropped seventy five percent. One reason COVID, because
you know, a lot of people weren't flying. But in addition,
there are a fewer unseasoned or first time travelers taking

(53:09):
to the sky in flights or once again serving alcohol,
so they think the numbers may go back up, both
of which are thought to have led to the decrease
in people being jerks mid air. I never understood the
COVID thing and not serving alcohol, No, it none of
it made it, and it doesn't make any sense. They were like, yeah, American,
I remember we were flying American Airlines and I always

(53:32):
go and I'll usually tip the stewart or steward it's
twenty bucks and say like, look, just keep it coming right,
Like I don't want to do that thing where you
just come to me once when I want to drink.
I want to drink. Yeah, And so I got on
this American Airlines flight with my wife and I sit

(53:55):
down and I order a drink and they're like, yeah,
we don't serve alcohol because of COVID. It doesn't make
it sense. What do you mean? But but but here? Okay,
so here's the thing. But they would serve other drinks
like soda and orange juice. But I'm like, you're still
drinking so what like what so.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
What why are we not serving because that's one of
my favorite things when I'm on a plane is to
get boobs.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yeah right, I dude, I've done the thing. I've ordered
uh so many drinks where they'll put them on ice
in the back for me like that, where they'll be
like they'll be like, do you want to say you
ordered four drinks? Do you want me to put these
some on ice? Because so you're just not sitting there
in front of you getting warm. Sir.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
This is a seventeen minute flight to North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Due me and you flew to Mexico. I think I
drank ten modellas.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Yeah, but I was a drug deal. You also gave
me a zama. When we got there, we tried to
set up a remote broadcast and I looked at you.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
I said, we can't do this. I lost the whole
day of my life.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Yeah, we're gonna shut it all down. There's a whole
day I don't remember, but the Xanax relaxed. You're right,
I was not scared to fly him. Okay, mission accomplished.
Look there you go. Those people they have a bag

(55:19):
one hundred point seven ZXL South Jersey's rock stations z
XL Morning Show. So I got I got approved, I
got accepted into the Brigantine Elks Lodge.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
What's why?

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Now?

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Why are you laughing? Because listen, what does an elk do? Okay,
you're part of the community. They have clam bakes, they
have car washes, you're part of all that that nonsense.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Okay, okay, can I can't? And they have the cheapest
drinks on the island. Can we be honest for a second?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
You rip them?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Because I'm excited to be We do. We do a
great event every year at the yard was blue collar
people there the township, Summer's Point, Elk's Lodge. We do
a great event there. We've done it for the last
fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Yeah, but we're not Elks, which I should be able
to drink for free there.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
I think. Now, I think at work, do you have
to wear like an Elk head, I get. I think
I'm getting an Elk tattoo that I will show them
how to get into. Sorry, I'm googling into a Elks lodge.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Okay, there's perks I can now. I can be a
part of any Elk if I'm.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Let's say, eligible for membership in the Benevolent and Protective
Order of Elks. You must be a citizen, you're over
twenty one. You must believe in God.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
I do.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Okay. You must be sponsored by another member. Are you
sponsored by another member? I am yes, Okay, I'm in.
I'm accepted. I get my I'm introduced into the Elks
lodge to a ceremony this Sunday. Now, now, now to
be ones. Let's take our let's put our honesty caps on.
You did not get interested in this until I started

(57:04):
doing a thing. I joined the Freemasons, right, So I
started that in the spring. Were you jealous that I
joined the Freemasons? I wanted to be a part of
a group.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Yeah, and my wife said I couldn't jo My wife
said I couldn't join the Freemasons.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
So I have settled for the You went to the lodge, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Okay, all right, So That's why I'm going.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Now, do you is there something I know? Like a
lot of things, Like you know, there's a lot of
things what I do with the Freemasons, and they're awesome
and I love it and the guys are awesome, Star
Lodge awesome.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
There's gonna be some volunteering I have to do. Sure,
So you know, do you do you think? Is there
like a initiation? Are you gonna get paddled? See?

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Okay, So I go in this sun Sunday, I have
to say. I asked my buddy. I said, what happens
at the Elks?

Speaker 3 (57:52):
I said what? I said, What do I have to do?
I said, I'm going in on Sunday. It's a it's
an hour long ceremony. I said, well, where do what
do I wear it to this? He said, dressed like
you're going golfing? But then again I want a college shirt. Yeah,
but I've been to this place, so like, so was
it khaki pants?

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Like?

Speaker 3 (58:06):
What do you mean golf?

Speaker 1 (58:06):
It?

Speaker 4 (58:06):
To me?

Speaker 3 (58:07):
I'm joining the Elks because it is kind of laid back.
I think it's more of a jeans and T shirt
type thing. I was like, I'm gonna go in. I
don't want to over dress for my ceremony shorts, you
would think so, right on.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
It's an island. I'm on a beach town. I know.
When I first started getting into the Freemasons, they have
a dinner once a month, right, and I wasn't allowed
to do any of the ceremonies and stuff because I
wasn't in yet. And I showed up in shorts and
the guy's like, yeah, you can't say. That's what I
don't want to. You can't show up like I showed
up to the dinner in shorts. And I was like, well,

(58:38):
you didn't tell me. I can't I go everywhere in shorts? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:41):
To me, I don't know the ex is. To me,
it's a gene thing. But I don't know what golf khaki.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Pants really in a college shirt put a Nike on it? Okay, okay,
all right, so college shirt khakis? Yeah, I think you know,
I think your wife would be happy with that. So
you have your secrets with your your secret order. Okay, Well,
my Freemasons fight your elks lot. I don't know if
they get along or not.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Maybe on the softball field. Yes, the r secret handshake
looks like an Elk horn. So it's like you do
something thing with your fingers like this, and I think
I hold them up to my head.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
No, I do it this Sunday. So I hope we
have a a golf tournament. The Freemasons go after the
Elks lots talking about a charity softball game. That's that's yeah,
that would be good too. Yeah, I'll be steady pitcher.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
I'm gonna have to ask them, do you guys get
along with the Masons? Will be cool here because I
work with a guy.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Because I know that my mom got mad because uh,
Catholics have their own what is it? They have their
own type of organization, and my mom got mad. I
didn't join that.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
What was the one exactly what you're talking about. Nights
of Columbus, Yeah, Knights of Columbus.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yeah, no, apparently sometimes we want to fist fight the
Knights of Columbus. Sometimes it's like the Jets and Sharks
if you ever saw the the that musical.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I hope I get in on Sunday and they say,
by the way, our enemy is now the Freemasons, and
then you and I we will struggle on Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
The battle. It's gonna it's gonna be tough.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah, we're just separate teams until they hear this banter
and then I get there on sunday're.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Like, nah, you know what, maybe you're not maybe you're
not ELK material.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Yeah, I've gotten yelled at a couple of times for
things I've said, where the guys are like, yeah, man,
you might just want, you know, tone it down a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hy everybody, Thanks for calls this week.
Always welcomed on the show. Glad we're all a part
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Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
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I'm smiling, dropping out, man, I know you guys are
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R She like got yeah, warming up ship and I'm like,
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How you behind?

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Yeah?

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Let's got it.

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