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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Wake Up, Wake Up, way up.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
And this show.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Is an it.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Hey man, what's happening? I apologize for the way I
delivered the sneakers.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I want a basket, yeah, but are awesome? Yeah, well,
I I it's a launch. It's a dollar store laundry basket.
Don't have to give it back or can I cut
the bits company?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But you don't want it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
My wife gave it to me yesterday and she did
put this in your car and now uh.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Off the air.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Last week you were talking about how your son wanted
like Jordan's right air Jordan's Yeah, we're not paying for him,
all right, and uh and so my my guy is
outgrown a ton of his air Jordan's.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So I was like, I was like, we did.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I love when nothing gets me hotter than when my
wife gets in cleaning mode.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And yesterday she was in cleaning mode. Oh yeah, so
she's she's ripping stuff up. And I said, hey, I said.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hey, yeah, Jojo, he's buying his kid Bobo's and he
wants some air Jordans.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You got kangaroos. He got his ass kick. The other day.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I had him go to school in kangaroos. He had
Converse and he had jams on jam shorts. So I said,
I said, grab all these the sneakers that don't fit
our little guy anymore, and.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
She throws them in a basket.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Now, if you look at the laundry basket that I
put the shoes in, it's broken.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, it's beat up pretty bad. Yeah. Yeah, it's like
one of those that you leap behind in a laundry mat. Yeah.
Well here's what I do.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So like the kids, you know, my kids are in
college and you know, moving here and there. I'll go
to the dollar store and I'll get like twenty of
those and they're the best way to move stuff. Yeah,
that's what it's for man, Right, And then you're right,
like if they break, who cares?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Right, Like, I'll leave them. You know.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's it's one of those things where I'm not putting.
Like I remember my mom having these like really nice
laundry baskets that she spent good money on and I'm like,
but it's a laundry basket. Like, I'd rather spend a dollar,
and if it breaks in, I don't know, six months whatever,
you throw it away.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Clothes are so out of hand with my wife. I've
looked for laundry baskets that stack on top of one another.
Because now we have, like like building in the city,
we have to build up. We can't build out anymore.
That's what my wife did. You all day?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Twelve hours yesterday my wife clean our bedroom and the
closet in the hallway. It took her twelve hours. Yeah,
how about that a whole day? A whole day because
of all this stuff. And you're right, it's it's baskets
piled on top of baskets. But there was a close.
We have a pretty big hallway closet. You couldn't open
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the door, and it has the emergency turnoff for our eater.
So I'm like, if the house is burning down, I
can't get into this closet.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
To turn off the eater. They got to cut through
clothes with an axe. Square guy. Everybody, Monday, let's dive
into that. That's it, right, Yeah, we're do money things today.
I know, we don't know if we have a ZXL
workforce support. I don't think we're not today. Not today,
it's not today. Everyone just settled down. It's been a
hell of a weekend. Yeah, so we'll get to that
maybe tomorrow. So hey, everybody, It's the XL Morning Show,
(03:49):
a hundred point seven, the XL SAT Jersey's rock station.
Good morning, do it lit, I can go allrite it
and we'll do it. Lot and things sucks. I'm Scotty.
Good morning. Here's some news, fellow use.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
On a Monday, former President Donald Trump is safe and
unharmed after Secret Service agents engage with a suspect pointing
a high powered rifle at a Florida golf course where
Trump was golfing Sunday after noon.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Where did he aim at? Not at Trump? Did he
just aimed it at the golf course?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
No, he was He was like in the bushes and
Trump was about three hundred yards away playing golf. So
this time the Secret Service did their job and they
but to disarm the guy. The three blind mice were there.
Ryan Wesley is the guy's name. He's fifty eight years
old and has had previous encounters with law enforcement. Just
sounds like a nuts like guy like, I don't know
how what's his name? Ryan Wesley?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, Wesley. It sounds like a just like the guy's
kind of a nut job.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Aldie, dude, when this folds up, me and you right,
we have to retire from radio. Aldy is hiring third
teen thousand workers for the holiday season, twenty three bucks
an hour.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I would go, I like Aldy too. All these are
great speed, I'll be there. They don't work. You have
to do all your own work at Aldie. Like, what's
an employee doing there? You grab your own boxes? You
got it back? That woman, that angry woman who just
jamp She throws things off the thing into an empty
cart and says goodbye, goodbye. And you got to pay
a quarter for a shopping cart. Employees who work more
(05:26):
than thirty hours per week, we'll get health insurance. Dude.
This is it. This is where me and you go.
This isn't bad.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Actually, I'll be the guy in the parking lot that
brings the carts back. But a lot of people at
all they bring them back because you get the quarterback.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Then you guys used to do a radio show like yeah,
back in the day.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Man, maybe like I told you that Walmart has like
their own radio station that plays throughout the store.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, maybe we could start the ald radio station. You
A U. D.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
A Bores Head plant that produced Deli meat in Virginia
will cease operations after a deadly listeria outbreak affected several states.
The company announced Friday it will shut down the Jarrett,
Virginia plant and would be taking several steps to bolster
food safety.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Among its products.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
The Boy's Head plant in Virginia has been close since July,
when the company first announced the recall of more than
two hundred thousand Deli meets. That's news. What about sports?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
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Phils beat the Mets two to one. Phils Brewers tonight
seven forty. Start listening to the game right here at ZXL.
We are your official Philadelphia Phillies or ratio station. Monday
Night Football Eagles Falcons eight fifteen kickoff. AJ Brown He's
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going to be out for the game. It's a fun
weekend for football. I really you're the Giants. It's it's
gonna be a tough season.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So the kicker, right, hurts, is growing you have no Yeah,
it was more of the game. He hurts, its growing,
like they know there's a problem with the kicker. But
then but then they tried to put the punter in.
He yeah, he hurts his hamstring now in warm ups.
Now they have no kicker. So the first time the
punters trying to kick, it's like me, Remember I tried
to kick that field goal with that fantasy football thing. Yeah, yeah,
you break your leg. I hit the ground before I
(07:18):
hit the ball. Anyway, they have no kicker. So now
we're playing again, a team that can't score touchdowns, which
did yesterday, has no kicker.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
It's fantastic. I'm watching it, yeah, watching it on like
the NFL network. They do that red zone type thing,
and I was like, and I'm like, what do you
mean there's no carry? Fine, ways, they're back up to
a kicker. They have a dead football season right now two.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Weeks in, so they just went for two every time
it just went for and said, you know, we're not
even gonna try and kick. Then towards the end of
the game they're within field goal range and they even
kick it. Oh that sucks. There you go.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
That's news, that's sports, brought to you by East Coast
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If I hang myself, it's gonna be with one of
their flags. Just so you know, how did Danny Dimes do?
He did fine?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
He did fine to beat the worst team in the league. No, no, no,
the second worst team in the league, because we're the
worst team in the league. Yeah, thank god for college
football and gambling. Clouds today, Hype to seventy five cloudy
tonight over at sixty six tomorrow for your Tuesday more
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now one hundred point seven XL after his rock stace
XL Morning's Rock Station's ZXL Morning Show, I don't know
(08:31):
what happened on Saturday. I drank so much, Oh my god.
Then I drank myself sober. Oh I've done that, dude.
I found myself as the sober guy in a crown
full of just absolute knuckleheads on Saturday night, and it
was I hated it.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
If I do a lot of day drinking, I can
I can find myself getting back to being sober by night. Okay, yeah,
where it's it's you don't have for some reason, especially
maybe it's the rinks you're having. But instead of getting
a like like you're you're dozing off and you're sleepy,
you end up getting some that second wind and you're like, yeah,
(09:09):
I drank myself sober.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
So I start drinking. Saturday. We have this, my wife
and I and you know, my real estate team. We
do this thing every year they take they get a boat.
So we all go on a boat. So I start
drinking Saturday two thirty. I have my first, uh vodka
on the rocks with a line. Okay, if I drink,
I drink on the boat. You started a little late,
but let's okay, I'll ignore that. Well yeah what nine am?
(09:31):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I look, hey, you start your day however you want
to start your day.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So I start drinking, thinking I'm gonna be pretty tuned
up by by the night. So we go over at
the boat thing. We go over to Ocean. We hang
out there. Now I'm playing black Chat for two hours.
Jay Z was at Ocean this weekend. Were you there
with jay Z? No? I didn't see him, but I
don't know there's a there was a security escort and
some some I don't know, some trashy looking white guy
through the casino. So my buddy, he's all hammered. He
(09:58):
was a jay Z. No. He thought it was one
of the guys from Jane's Addiction. That's why I was like, uh,
the James Addiction playing in ac But they didn't they
didn't know. They they had a real rough weekend where
I think the band broke up. Yeah, we'll get into
that later. Yeah. So yeah, so yeah, I don't see
jay Z. So I started drinking. I'm playing Black Shaft
for two hours, drinking constantly. Then now we go over,
we're trying to find something to eat. We go to
(10:19):
the sports book for a little bit. Now the girls
they're having their dinner, right, so they're out having a
nice dinner. We're having a burgers at Wallburger's. But then
I feel like I'm not I'm not where I want
to be after drinking all day. So who comes back
the three girls and they are plastered, and it's that
thing where you're the sober guy in the group. Yeah,
and they're making listen. I love them to day. A
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little a little obnoxious, little loud, giggling, laughing, They're they're
falling over in the booth. I'm like, okay, now, somehow
I have to get drinks in me because I have
to catch up. Even the guys are having a great time.
I don't know how I drank myself sober, drinking vodka
all day. I'll tell you where you made your mistake.
You ate, I ate too late. I didn't eat, dude,
it was ten thirty at night. I finally something in
(11:00):
my body. But that happens, man. Sometimes that happens.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Food is like that thing where yeah, it just it'll sober.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
You up and uh and sometimes where I I get
this too, and maybe it's the parent in me where
I'll drink and then, like you said, people around me
will be obnoxious and I'm kind of like, then I
become the responsible drum.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That's exactly where I'm now, the babysitter. That's what I felt, Dude.
I hate that. So I make a rule. So when
I go on vacation, I make a rule that.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Especially Nashville, Scottie is not gonna be the parent. I'm
not gonna be the one that that that that watches
everyone else. This is my time I actually say the
line from Goonies, this is our time down here, right,
this is this is our time. And so that is
(11:55):
uh that that is a very true thing. That like
sucks being the parent.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Like I like the drink listen, but if I was like,
drink a little bit, I would have been all on board.
We go to this place called Nola's Good Time. We
end up getting like a little We got a little
table up top. So now it's me. The guys were
hanging out there the girls, and the girls are dancing
and they're dancing fun. They're sexy, They're just they're falling
all over the place, they're laughing, spilling drinks. I should
have been in all the fun. Wasn't in the fun.
(12:19):
I'm just sitting back. I'm like I can't. I was like,
just I want two vodka drinks. I'm trying to get Now.
We got a newber and everything to get us back
to brick Tea. It was a perfect setup to be
hammered that night. Somehow I drank myself sober. I told her,
I said, just give me as many give me two
vodka drinks. I'm trying to pound drinks because I want
to catch up to the fund. I never caught up
to the fun. On Saturday night, my wife a couple
of trips ago, she actually pulled me aside and she goes,
(12:43):
I can't do I can't be the parent anymore because
it was me and my buddy pill Mike.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
And she's like, I can't, Like, you guys are out
of control and you guys can get yourself hurt.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah. Well and yeah, and that's what And that's what
walking to the street and get hit by a car,
that's what it was. So I so what I She
describes it as a roam. So I'll just walk like
everyone's having a good time at a bar. I'll just
leave and I'll walk blocks away. Yeah, and I'll just
start talking to a homeless man and and you know
(13:16):
you're stabbed in the gun. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
And we're best friends, yep. And so my wife has
to put a tracker on me.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, And so she's and then my buddy pill Mike,
she's now tracking him. So now she's like, I gotta
I guess. She goes, I can't do this. And when
I'm sober too, like now I'm thinking about now, I'm
thinking about the money we're spending. It's like it's two
fifty for the table. I'm breaking down to drink. Are
we gonna drink enough to get to the two fifty?
Do we got the table four? I was like, I
was like, I'm not in it. I'm just not in it.
(13:48):
You're always like, what's wrong. I was like, nothing, I'm
having a great time, but I'm not having a great
time like you're having a great time.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, yeah, that's myself sober man. I'll do that too,
especially because we do the Seven Fishes at Christmas Eve
where I'll be the guy at two or three am
where I'm the guy cleaning up the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, what fun is that? Right?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Like, I've now drank myself sober enough and now I'm
you know what, I'm like, I'm just going to clean
up now instead of tomorrow. Yeah it sucks to yeah
that that's never a fun drunk. But then also it's
a little more responsible drunk because you don't want to
I could have totally drove home. You don't want to
fall down. I don't want to be that guy.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No. I mean they're in the booth and she said
she's fallen over the place and just live. I can't
imagine the nice restaurant. They went to an ocean Number one.
What they spent number two, The chaos that was in
that in that restaurant.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Things have gotten so expensive. I've told my wife just
stopped telling me how much things go. I don't want
to know.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, uh, look, dude, we're booking a hotel for my
daughter's parents day at our college. Like a red roof
in for the weekend was five hundred dollars, you know,
a red roof in. My wife's like the review say
their they're bedbugs, and I'm like, all right, well we're
not going to stay there then, well no bed bunks
a date fifty Yeah, look we get back. We'll do
(15:07):
some rock news. Joe Joe and Scottie rock news. It's sad.
(15:42):
It's just sad. Somebody died. No, just watching two old
guys fight. It's just sad.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Where'd you go this weekend? So I guess this happened
Friday night. Chain's Addiction and I love Chain's Addiction. And
they were like when I was a kid, they were
like a dangerous band, right it was. They weren't exactly grunge.
They were like right before grunge, like the Chili Peppers,
like they weren't considered grunge.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
They were right there before. Hey, were they in ac
over the weekend? No, so Jeane's addiction.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
They they weren't anywhere this weekend, Joe, And I'm gonna
tell you why.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
So they're in Boston and and like I said, man,
they were dangerous back in the day. Dave Navarro, Perry Farrell.
It was great, Like it was great right like they
Perry Farrell created Lallapalooza. So they're on tour and Perry Farrell,
(16:41):
he's got so much plastic surgery done. He looks like
a cat, like you know how women get.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
It, and they look like they're very like feline. Him
and Dave Navarro. You can't even blame Dave Navarre. Dave
Noir did nothing wrong. Perry Farrell starts fist fighting Dave
Navarro on stage. Why, okay, okay, there's a lot to
break down here. So Perry Farrell goes up and pushes
(17:07):
Dave Navarro, who's doing nothing, just playing guitar. He's playing guitar,
and so Perry goes up and pushes him. Then he
takes a swing at him and at that point the
bassist uh and some roadies come over and break it up.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Dave Navarre is like, what are you doing? Like, well, like,
I'm just here playing guitar.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
So Perry Farrell's wife, she tweeted out right after and
she's like, this has been happening for a bunch of shows.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Perry can't hear.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
In his his his earpiece, the big he the band's
playing too loud and it's it's drowning out his voice,
which I get, and I've been around enough musicians to
know that happens. But that's a sound guy issue. Why
this guy like Dave Navarro is not controlling the sound
of the show. So she goes on and on and
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you know, tries to defend her husband.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
The rumor around town is, if you dig deep, is
that Perry has had issues with drugs and alcohol in
the past and that and that maybe he has fallen
off the wagon. Right sound like it And they can't.
So they they cut that show short. They were almost
finished that show in Boston. They had another show the
next night. They canceled that show, and Dave Navarro posted
(18:29):
a photo over the weekend of the picture, Uh, it
was just him with the guitar, and it just said
good night.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I mean, how far into the show are Yeah, those
people lost their I mean they were almost done, they
were almost.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Closing out the show. But yeah, so Dave Navarro pretty
much summed up. I think James addiction's over. So he
just he just put a picture out with him and
a guitar and said good night. Like I said, there's
no one at fault other than Perry Ferrell.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
He just is. He's a weird dude man figured it
out to wing to sound checks.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, I mean, and once again you're yelling the bar.
It's not like he's playing his guitar louder. It's the
sound guy who's mixing everything.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
If you got a problem with it, it's the guy
in the in the audience that has the iPad who's
turning the levels up and down. That guy go to
him and so and and there's also probably wearing all black.
There's also rumors that maybe since he fell off the wagon,
his voice isn't very good. So apparently it was either
the bassis or the drummer Eric Avery. I forget what
(19:33):
he plays in the band. He goes over and there's
a lot of tension with those guys. They you know,
they get together and break up and get together and
break up. He just started punching Perry in the gut.
So yeah, I think there was a lot of stuff
just taking out on Perry during that. Uh during that nonsense.
(19:53):
You don't want to leave a black guy. That's where
my wife hits me is in my stomach.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I put it up at Facebook dot Com Forward Slash
Show Joon Scotti.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's just sad. You're just watching two sixty year old
men try and fight. It's just sad looking. Uh. You
love Funko Pops. You keep cut every day, you come
in and you go man. I bought it was out
this weekend. I bought so many. Funk O Pop almost
bought the run DMC, but they didn't have the jam
Master j made no sense.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Funko Pop is dedicating a bunch of funk Co's to
Iron Maiden and their longtime mascot. What's his name, Eddie,
Eddie Eddie. That's right, fast Eddie's Steddy. Wasn't that the
weirdo in Philadelphia?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Think so uh so? Uh yeah, Funko Pops Uncle's uncle Eddie,
Uncle Eddie. Soiled underwear kids would pee and pizza boxes.
That's a funko pop. I would buy Yeah, weird story
that guy. Uh.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
So you can get a bunch of different types of
Eddie from Iron Maiden.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
And I just wiped to the next story.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
You can get cyborg Eddie Nice, which is a funk
copop Samurai Eddie.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
So that's all Eddie's from. Iron made versions of Eddie Eddie.
If you're a fan of Iron Maiden and get the
funk cope. That's the skeleton, right, that's Eddie, the skeleton
on the on the zombie zombie. Isn't he a zombie?
Or is he? Is he a skeleton zombie? I would
feel less about myself if I knew the right answer
to that question. Our buddy Ted NuGen. We love Ted NuGen.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
We interviewed him once and we were we didn't talk
for seventeen minutes.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yea, I would use I would get that funk pop,
but I wanted to talk. That would happen to speak.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
We interviewed Ted Nugent, like I don't know, a year
or two ago and it was like, hey, Ted, what's happening?
And then me and you didn't talk for another twenty
two minutes. Love that he just he when that guy goes,
he goes. So apparently Pearl Jam has been playing one
of his songs, Stranglehold, but they've turned it into an
(21:58):
anti gun.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Song, and Ted is not happy about it.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
He said, I hope people are paying attention because these
kinds of truisms are what was labeled me a radical
and an extremist. Will right, damn right. I'm radical and
extremists because I don't speak sheep talk, I don't speak German,
I speak proper English. Because I'm a free American. I
have the right from God is outlined in the Second
Amendment to keeping bear, not keeping case, not keep in lock,
(22:27):
not keeping truck, to keep and bear arms on my
person on planet Earth while I am alive, Ted Nugent said,
and I would dare. I would dare anyone played Piers
Morgan with me so I could go back to the
Concord Bridge and explain how some other man will determine if, when,
or how I can defend my life and keep.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
And bear arms.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Not very happy that Pearl Jam is using his song
to be anti gun.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, all that rhetoric, and that's what I got out
of that. Just don't use this song. Yeah, Well that's
what he loves this gun. He loves Ted does love guns.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
He does that hunting thing and it's crazy and it's
big in Texas because they're they're crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
They're like squirrels here.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It's wild hogs, right, they like destroy destroy stuff in Texas.
So he gets in a helicopter with an assault rifle
and he shoots the hogs from a helicopter.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
That's gotta be fun too, because you can get low
and they're big enough where you can just hit those things, man,
and you can eat them.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
And that's the thing, like you kill them and you
can't eat them. But yeah, they're they're so bad in
Texas that they allow helicopter hunting.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Uh. There you go. Some rock news for you. Whoa,
it's you, the Capitol one bank guy. That's what they
call me. If I get a selfie, Yeah, sure thing.
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Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I talked about my seven year old messed his pants
the other day in school. Got through it pretty well,
handled it like a champ. Some of the kids. I
guess he could. He didn't make it back from the bathroom.
Try cleaning up. One of the kids is like, something smells.
He's like, yeah, what is that smell? Yeah, teacher dying
to maw. I figured it out. Yeah, okay, so he
got through it. Can I get to ask a question here?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, Jude, does the nurse send the parents or send
you the parents the pants back?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Okay? Yeah, pants come back in a bag. He came
back with a nice set of under armour basketball shorts. Yeah.
The nurse usually has a box in the in the office,
and then the underwear. We uh, you don't send back
the underwear. We throw that away. Yeah, they want the
pants back, but here's somebody about that.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Yeah, I just wanted to say, my son goes to
school with poopy pants, and now thanks to his dad,
everyone's gonna know because I'm telling my kid way to go.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Father year, I'm out of the listening range. I get it.
Uh see here, this is your wife from last week.
I gotta get to this. I don't even know what
we were talking about. I got to hear it. I
make the context.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I got to hear it, all right, Joe, stop listening
to this man, please. All the grades were on fine,
everything was put together.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Oh this is where the greats on the stove were
not properly put back into the kitchen. So my so,
my oldest daughter, my wife and her cousin couldn't figure
out how to put the the the burners back on
a stove. Right, So that's three people, all adults, couldn't
figure out the configuration of the uh yeah, the grates
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on a stove.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Joe, stop listening to this man.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Please.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
All the grades were on fine, Everything was put together.
Everything was put together. The problem was when Joey went
to start a flame, it wouldn't light. That was when
we were like, oops, we must have did something wrong,
like something's not connected.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
We pulled it apart.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
He came in as we.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Were putting it back together.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
He wasn't need it. It wasn't necessary. But you know,
mister self important, how to make himself important.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Okay, that's the middle ring. Okay, I've done that. No no, no, no, no, no, no.
One has nothing to do with the other. The grates
don't have anything to do with the starting.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
But when you pull the grapes up, they must have
knocked that little ring off the middle. And it wasn't lighting. Yeah,
but then I just I walked in and lit it. Oh,
lit right up. Okay, I love you baby. Yeah, I
tried last one here. This is a all right, this
is about my wife's private area. But it's not. I
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talked about how she planted a bush in the middle
of the yard, in your backyard. Yeah, in the middle
of the yard where I planted fresh seeds.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
She was like, it was a BlackBerry. She wants the
now farm blackberries. Yeah, and so she planted a bush.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
But it's it's weird because it's just in the middle
of your backyard, right, her bush is a BlackBerry bush.
Not to get confused with the others.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Yeah, yeah, I gotta tell you it sounds like JoJo's
wife is a lot like JoJo's mom. I mean she's
had this big, old nasty bush in the middle of everything.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Okay, in the middle of everything. He means, in the
middle of my yard. Okay, all right, it's turning gray.
Trim that thing back.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Geez, all right, my mom's bushing two different bushes.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
He always says the most horrific things about your mother. Well,
iHeartRadio app Yeah, get on it. It's really easy to
use her for this search. Wz XL. Hit the red
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our wives.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
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Speaker 3 (28:16):
Watching some football over the weekend. And uh, dude, I
don't know why you don't gamble, man. You'd love gambling.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Bro, because I have an addicted personality. Yes, and if
I if I gambled, it would become my obsession. I
don't even know why I gamble, Like, I've never gambled
enough money where I'm like, damn, Now I can go
and spend that money doing something.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I just keep putting it back. Well, that's the thing,
because everyone loses. Yeah all right, no one ever really
wins when it comes to gamble. Like the narrow man.
Gotta keep them playing. So I'm watching football, and if
you have any type of heart in your body, right,
you gotta feel awful for this quarterback for the Dolphins.
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Oh man, dude, this kid, his head is so scrambled,
right so uh and and first of all, no one
can pronounce his name. It's like two two two.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
And then you got the hawk to a girl and
now his jersey it's like, come on, man.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
So I mean, if you if not paying attention to football,
I guess last weekendude, he got his he got his
nose Thursday night, right, I think it was Thursday night,
Thursday night football. He got his bell rung again. And
it's the third concussion.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Now.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
He he was out almost an entire season because he
had such a bad concussion, uh like a y a
season or two ago that uh it, you know, affected
his career. They didn't know if he was going to
come back from that. And he does three and if
you watch, it's scary. He gets these concussions where he
they call it uh what what what what's it called
(29:53):
when your body when you when you die and your
body starts to freeze up?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Oh god?
Speaker 3 (29:59):
And so what ha happens is he almost goes into
this like weird convulsive state where like his like limbs
and his fingers start to freeze up.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, they go down real awkward. You can see, man,
when someone could say, and it didn't even look like
that bad of a hit. Looks like the handling guy who,
by the way, died on the eight years ago for Buffalo.
It was his knee that hit his head.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
If you're the handling kid, you're like, geez, I'm gonna
be back in the news again, Like I didn't mean
to do this, and it was weird because it wasn't
that kid's fault. The quarterback ran headfirst into the guy's body,
Like everyone said, what was he doing? Running head first?
Like quarterbacks are taught that when you're when you're running
like that, you slide. You don't slide head first. You
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slide like you're sliding to a base in baseball. Listen,
I love the game of football, don't change it. But
these guys are destroying their brains on field and for
entertainment purposes. Dude, we love it everything and the heart
of the hit the hot that's the higher I jump
off the couch. I'm like, yeah, and that guy man
could have put real damage to his brain.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
It's it's done. It's it's got dude.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I mean, here's the thing they're saying, well, they're saying
he's done for the season, but they're they're saying, this
might be the first time that the NFL has to
step in and tell someone you can't come back.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
You you just we can't.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
We're watching you go just cause brain dam Because you're
a warrior, and if you feel like you can play,
you're like, you know what, I feel fine. You're gonna
feel fine in probably a month or two. Nothing's gonna hurt.
But the fact you already put that trauma on your
brain three times four times. Man, you're eating out of spoon.
Grab your money whatever it is. You don't need one
hundred and twenty million, grab forty or three millions, and
(31:40):
just enjoy the rest of your life. Man, you're watching
a lot of these players. They're retiring before thirty Yeah,
because they're like, yeah, I got in, I got a
good contract, right, got my money.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
And now I'm going. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
And now if you notice they have these padded helmets
that now a couple of players are wearing during the games.
They look kind of silly, but you're like, I get
it now, Like I don't want to be like a devilla,
and I don't want to be you know, just sitting
there slobbering on the sideline, like as.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Much as you think, Yeah, he probably can. Jason Kelsey
could probably play another two years of good player. God man,
he's just do you got it at the right time?
Like the elis the Peyton's You're You're out of there. Man,
you got your brain, you got the rest of your life,
you got tons of money. But yeah, this kid, dude,
just just stop. I know you love the game, just stop.
You got everything that you wanted out of the game.
And it sucks for the Dolphins. Yeah, you're kid. They
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based everything around him. And then the other guy, he's
he's fighting with cops right outside of the stadium. Who's
gonna throw him the ball? Now you got the backup quarterback?
That sucks, man.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah, it's I'm watching and like and I just feel
it's like in the pit of your stomach. You just
feel awful for the guy, and they just keep playing
it over and over again that hit, and it's like,
man like, I don't know. I don't think this guy's
ever gonna take to the football field again, nor should he.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
But I'll tell you what, man, that's that's one of
those things where you're like, you know what, keep tight
with the Dolphins, right, So what if the NFL comes
in and says, look, health wise, we can't allow you
to play keep tight with the Dolphins And and you
know what, dude, I bet he would be a good coach,
right like like like he's young, he can go have
a great career as a coach.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
But I know those guys have that thing in him
to play. But man, like, man, I'll tell you what
Stephen A. Smith had. I don't agree with his take,
but Stephen A. Smith that the sports commentator, he uh,
he said, this is what it's about.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
He should go.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
He actually said Tua should go back out on the
field because you have to provide for your family.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
And I'm.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
I'm like yeah, and I'm like, and he got he
got you got some real pushbacks. Yeah, that's just where
he's like, he's like he's like, we know these guys
decide to do this. They're gladiators. You know, this is
what happens. You know, you got to provide for your
family as a man, but then brain scrambled three times.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Show his family they're gonna be just fine.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, I mean, the dude had to sit out a
whole season because his brain got screen.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
The whole family gets kias right, So big deal, not
ring Drove. It's a big deal. Yeah, you know, so
I think didn't he just sign like a huge deal.
He's gonna be fine. Yeah, and he's he was a
good quarterback last year. He's not terrible. And you went
out because of an injury to your brain. It's not
like you went out because you were a bad quarter bank. Well, dude,
look it up at the Hawaii Hawaii. He's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Look Troy Aikerman man, that's why he had to retire. Yeah,
Troy Aikman was like, I couldn't have it. I couldn't
get any more concussions. Now you gotta got like Brett Farve,
He couldn't get enough concussions. He just kept coming back
and coming back and coming back. He got smarter the
more times you got hitting.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
It's just sad.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Man.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
You watch it and you're just like and as I
get older, you understand that the the the economics of
it all, the finances of it all, and you're like Jesus,
Like that guy might be leaving some real money on
the table, but it's like, do you okay balance it
money or being able to swallow?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, you're not gonna miss that money. There's not a
difference between two hundred and twenty million and seventy million
to me, if did you you're for generations your family's
maybe just yet.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Hope, but yeah, just not watching that year thing. I
actually think we have that in Ontario, Kannak, who would think?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
On? Do you think you would love the part of Canada.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Fifty eight year old Wendy Washik is facing an assault
charge because of a mishap with a water gun. Washik
said she was having a playful water gun fight with
a child at a party when he accidentally hit the
chest of a neighbor with the water. Though Washak reportedly apologized,
the man still decided to call police, even though she
claims police never asked a single question and didn't even
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ask to see the water gun she was still charged.
Washik is now awaiting a September twenty fourth court date.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
So he got wet. It's only she assaulted him with
the actual gun, him with the water gun. Yeah, come on,
but that's Canada. Canada is weird, dude. They got weird
laws up there.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Like do you know in Canada that if you say
something that offends someone, you can be arrested.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I hate Canadians. I hate Canadian freak has a Canadian week.
It's the worst week ever to go because I think
the reason they go to Wildwood is because.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
You can get on a road in Canada and it
goes all the way without stopping, except I mean, like
you know, stops like like like you know, like lights
and stuff all the way to Wildwood.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
And they're too dumb to get directions. They have to
follow the one path there. And they smell. Those are
the French Canadians. Those people, they yeah, they smell. And
it's the little bathing suits to the thongs they wear
the farms women's women's bab the men. The men wear
the thomsh with you.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
So but like, if you're a comedian and you say
something on stage and someone's offended by it, you you
can get you you can get fined and government.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
South Park taught us too that they're jaws disconnect from
their heads.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
It's when you talk. That's one hundred percent. That's real.
My dad used to work in Canada. He told me,
if you're a traveler who has recently visited the dullest
airport in Virginia with the suitcase loaded with thirty four
pounds ketemine, the US Customs and Border Protection agents would
like to talk to you. Agents discovered the suitcase after
it arrived at the airport from Amsterdam. The estimate is
(37:25):
a street value of nine hundred thousand dollars. Whoever the
suitcase belonged to, they didn't fill out the luggage information
on the tag like I have. You know, you know
you put that tag on your little handle of your luggage.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, you have to do that. But ketemine, I guess
is the new cool drug? Is that? I mean, that's
that's that's the drug that people are using. Now you're
a little upset if I left my bag behind with
all that kedemy, especially all that yeah, I mean that's
a lot of money worth a kedemy. We're number one,
what is the US number one in jojo, we are.
(37:58):
We smell worse than anybody else. We're officially the fattest
we've ever been. That's the truth.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Prior to twenty thirteen, no state in the Union had
an adult obesity at above thirty five percent. A decade later,
twenty three states hit and exceed that threshold.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
In total, twenty.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Percent of Americans are considered obese, with the highest proportions found.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
In the Midwest and the South.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Four states have the honor of being the ones with
an adult obese prevalence of over forty percent. That is
West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, and Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Look at that chart, man, Like I'm considered obese. I
don't feel obese, Like I know what I I like.
Obese is like Walmart Rascal obese. To me, that's that's obese.
When you can't move, that's obese. I'm obese.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
We have shows called My six hundred Pound Life, My
Thousand Pounds Sister.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, right, Like come on, dude, Like yeah, but what
is that extra obese? But like we like, we yeah,
we're fat. We eat like crap, we're fat people, and
we don't exercise, And I'm part of the problem. That's
why this RFK man he's here. He might try and
get this country in better shape. He's in great shape.
He's a great shape. And he was a heroin at it. Yeah. Wow,
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that's here's a guy who, like dude, he was.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
A drop dead drug addict and was able to turn
his life around and get back in the shape.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
And you know his voice is a little weird. But
look at you and me. We work three hours a day.
We have nine hours a day to work out, and
neither one of us do it. I do And look
at me. Yeah, there you go. Those people they have
a bet you not so much. One hundred point seven ZXL,
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South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. I was embarrassed
on Friday night. Oh no, man, I go. Okay, So
a buddy of mine is into high school football. That
is his thing, right, which is okay? Is he in
high school? No, it's he don't even have a kid playing. Dude,
that's weird. I'll be honest. I I know it's your friend,
(40:01):
but if you're in the high school football and you
don't have a kid in the in the mix, that's weird. Well,
here's what it is. It's a bunch of guys. Okay,
one guy went like, they used to go, well, it's
our old high school we used to go to. Okay,
what's your past all that. It's not even like those
kids that you we went to high school, like we
used to go back for like the Thanksgiving game because
people would come back and some people would go. But
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their thing is, man, it's it's it's there. It's there.
It's like going to a it's their pro game. But
it's like high school football where I.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Get rod isn't like it's not like varsity blue dude,
it's not exciting where it's not like you know, you
know down South, it's huge high school football like Texas.
It's like it's it's it's insane. It's like almost like
an NFL game. These stadiums these high schools have are ridiculous.
The usually got a kid in the game. But like,
like here's the high schools good, like the high schools
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around here.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
It's like those those awful metal bleachers that we had
at our little league field growing up. Oh yeah, and
then that's it dollar packs of skittles. You know, they
got a concession stand. Yeah, So okay, so he's an adult. Okay,
so he is a child. He follows my own high school,
which used to be Edgeways Winslow now and they got
a like one of the best teams in the state
play football in high school. Yeah, like me, he.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Wasn't even a football player, but he still goes back
to the games.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
To watch it as an adult. Like like, at least
I played. I no starts. I had one play and
no tackle, so at least I have some stats.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
In the book there. Let me put some context in this.
This is like me, I was a big cross country
runner in high school. This would be like me going
to a cross country meet and just watching it and
just watching it with no child of my own.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
In the actual meeting. These guys tailgating everything, like there's
they are we tailgating like drinking. They know they're drinking
and eating the parking lot. Yeah, I mean there's a
little little thing like that. They know the stats Winslow,
they know the stats, they know the players, they watched them,
They watched the team that's coming in to play them.
Now I go, I live in Williamstown, So now Winslow,
my old school, is finally playing my hometown of Wingstown.
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It's two minutes from my house. I'm like, you know,
I'll go check out the game, all right, so I go.
Now who you rooting for? Rooting for town you live in?
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Now I want to you your old high school head, which,
by the way, isn't even the name of the high
school you went to.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
No, No, I should have been sitting on the Williamstown
side and said, I'm sitting with my buddy. Now all
my it's it's I'm torn. I live in Williamstown. I
went to Winslow, so I'm torn. But Winslow's a better team,
so I'm on their side. I'm watching it. This this
team in Williamstown is so bad. I don't think they
got a first down. I now I know what it
looks like when you go when you watch these teams
like a Tennessee will play a community college, yeah, and
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they run up to scores and you're like, You're like,
how does a team on the other side not be
able to get a first down or score a point?
I watched it on Friday. It was awful. It was
so embarrassing to watch. Man. That's the great thing about
like the first couple of weeks of college football is.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
These these really good teams they play like like you
brought up University of Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, they were given forty they were given forty nine points.
Over the way, it were sixty five.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
I think they opened up the season against Chattanooga State
and at one point, I mean it's a community college
and you know, and the.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
On the other side of that, I actually felt bad
for the kids of Wamstown. I was like, this sucks
they dude. It was thirty five and a half. I left,
I'm out.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
I remember we Uh, Millville was very good and I
played freshman football in high school and Millville was very good.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yeah. By the way, I think they have a great field,
but they're in a bad neighborhood. So that's the intel
that we went to go and we went to go
play a scrimmage game before the season started with Millville,
and dude, it was like little kids against adults. Yeah,
I was.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
It was like we were running around, I'm playing like
street ball.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
I'm like, I'm like, all right, who's gonna be steady quarterback?
It was run for yard, get sacked, run for another yard,
and punted the ball away. It was yeah, bad, So
well that's fun. Yeah, Friday Night Lights high school football Hey, everybody, listen,
Winterston had a good team. I want to Here's what
it is. I was supposed to bring my kids to
the game, but they actually had like a birthday party
(44:10):
to go to. So I kind of got roped in
because I do want to bring my kids. So you okay,
I mean so it was also kidless too, if you
want to make it, you were so.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
You were an adult with no connection to either school,
just sitting there watching the the high school football game.
The wife had to drive in a white van. Yeah,
the wife had the car. I took the white van.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
I got out. I'm asking kids for candy. You're selling once,
you're selling lucy cigarettes. I got hot dogs for a dollar.
But it's gotta climb all the way into the van again.
Come on, man, everybody, stay right there. Let's kick off
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Hey man, what's happening? I apologize for the way I
delivered the sneakers.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I want a basket, yeah, but are awesome? Yeah, well,
I I it's a launch. It's a dollar store laundry basket.
Don't have to give it back or can I cut
the bits company?
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But you don't want it.
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My wife gave it to me yesterday and she did
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Last week you were talking about how your son wanted
like Jordan's right air Jordan's Yeah, we're not paying for him,
all right, and uh and so my my guy is
outgrown a ton of his air Jordan's.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So I was like, I was like, we did.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I love when nothing gets me hotter than when my
wife gets in cleaning mode.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And yesterday she was in cleaning mode. Oh yeah, so
she's she's ripping stuff up. And I said, hey, I said.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hey, yeah, Jojo, he's buying his kid Bobo's and he
wants some air Jordans.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You got kangaroos. He got his ass kick. The other day.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I had him go to school in kangaroos. He had
Converse and he had jams on jam shorts. So I said,
I said, grab all these the sneakers that don't fit
our little guy anymore, and.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
She throws them in a basket.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Now, if you look at the laundry basket that I
put the shoes in, it's broken.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, it's beat up pretty bad. Yeah. Yeah, it's like
one of those that you leap behind in a laundry mat. Yeah.
Well here's what I do.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So like the kids, you know, my kids are in
college and you know, moving here and there. I'll go
to the dollar store and I'll get like twenty of
those and they're the best way to move stuff. Yeah,
that's what it's for man, Right, And then you're right,
like if they break, who cares?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Right, Like, I'll leave them. You know.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's it's one of those things where I'm not putting.
Like I remember my mom having these like really nice
laundry baskets that she spent good money on and I'm like,
but it's a laundry basket. Like, I'd rather spend a dollar,
and if it breaks in, I don't know, six months whatever,
you throw it away.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Clothes are so out of hand with my wife. I've
looked for laundry baskets that stack on top of one another.
Because now we have, like like building in the city,
we have to build up. We can't build out anymore.
That's what my wife did. You all day?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Twelve hours yesterday my wife clean our bedroom and the
closet in the hallway. It took her twelve hours. Yeah,
how about that a whole day? A whole day because
of all this stuff. And you're right, it's it's baskets
piled on top of baskets. But there was a close.
We have a pretty big hallway closet. You couldn't open
(03:18):
the door, and it has the emergency turnoff for our eater.
So I'm like, if the house is burning down, I
can't get into this closet.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
To turn off the eater. They got to cut through
clothes with an axe. Square guy. Everybody, Monday, let's dive
into that. That's it, right, Yeah, we're do money things today.
I know, we don't know if we have a ZXL
workforce support. I don't think we're not today. Not today,
it's not today. Everyone just settled down. It's been a
hell of a weekend. Yeah, so we'll get to that
maybe tomorrow. So hey, everybody, It's the XL Morning Show,
(03:49):
a hundred point seven, the XL SAT Jersey's rock station.
Good morning, do it lit, I can go allrite it
and we'll do it. Lot and things sucks. I'm Scotty.
Good morning. Here's some news, fellow use.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
On a Monday, former President Donald Trump is safe and
unharmed after Secret Service agents engage with a suspect pointing
a high powered rifle at a Florida golf course where
Trump was golfing Sunday after noon.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Where did he aim at? Not at Trump? Did he
just aimed it at the golf course?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
No, he was He was like in the bushes and
Trump was about three hundred yards away playing golf. So
this time the Secret Service did their job and they
but to disarm the guy. The three blind mice were there.
Ryan Wesley is the guy's name. He's fifty eight years
old and has had previous encounters with law enforcement. Just
sounds like a nuts like guy like, I don't know
how what's his name? Ryan Wesley?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, Wesley. It sounds like a just like the guy's
kind of a nut job.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Aldie, dude, when this folds up, me and you right,
we have to retire from radio. Aldy is hiring third
teen thousand workers for the holiday season, twenty three bucks
an hour.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I would go, I like Aldy too. All these are
great speed, I'll be there. They don't work. You have
to do all your own work at Aldie. Like, what's
an employee doing there? You grab your own boxes? You
got it back? That woman, that angry woman who just
jamp She throws things off the thing into an empty
cart and says goodbye, goodbye. And you got to pay
a quarter for a shopping cart. Employees who work more
(05:26):
than thirty hours per week, we'll get health insurance. Dude.
This is it. This is where me and you go.
This isn't bad.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Actually, I'll be the guy in the parking lot that
brings the carts back. But a lot of people at
all they bring them back because you get the quarterback.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Then you guys used to do a radio show like yeah,
back in the day.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Man, maybe like I told you that Walmart has like
their own radio station that plays throughout the store.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, maybe we could start the ald radio station. You
A U. D.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
A Bores Head plant that produced Deli meat in Virginia
will cease operations after a deadly listeria outbreak affected several states.
The company announced Friday it will shut down the Jarrett,
Virginia plant and would be taking several steps to bolster
food safety.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Among its products.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
The Boy's Head plant in Virginia has been close since July,
when the company first announced the recall of more than
two hundred thousand Deli meets. That's news. What about sports?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's brought to you by.
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Phils beat the Mets two to one. Phils Brewers tonight
seven forty. Start listening to the game right here at ZXL.
We are your official Philadelphia Phillies or ratio station. Monday
Night Football Eagles Falcons eight fifteen kickoff. AJ Brown He's
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going to be out for the game. It's a fun
weekend for football. I really you're the Giants. It's it's
gonna be a tough season.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So the kicker, right, hurts, is growing you have no Yeah,
it was more of the game. He hurts, its growing,
like they know there's a problem with the kicker. But
then but then they tried to put the punter in.
He yeah, he hurts his hamstring now in warm ups.
Now they have no kicker. So the first time the
punters trying to kick, it's like me, Remember I tried
to kick that field goal with that fantasy football thing. Yeah, yeah,
you break your leg. I hit the ground before I
(07:18):
hit the ball. Anyway, they have no kicker. So now
we're playing again, a team that can't score touchdowns, which
did yesterday, has no kicker.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
It's fantastic. I'm watching it, yeah, watching it on like
the NFL network. They do that red zone type thing,
and I was like, and I'm like, what do you
mean there's no carry? Fine, ways, they're back up to
a kicker. They have a dead football season right now two.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Weeks in, so they just went for two every time
it just went for and said, you know, we're not
even gonna try and kick. Then towards the end of
the game they're within field goal range and they even
kick it. Oh that sucks. There you go.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
That's news, that's sports, brought to you by East Coast
Roofing and Side and go to East Coasroofing dot com.
If I hang myself, it's gonna be with one of
their flags. Just so you know, how did Danny Dimes do?
He did fine?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
He did fine to beat the worst team in the league. No, no, no,
the second worst team in the league, because we're the
worst team in the league. Yeah, thank god for college
football and gambling. Clouds today, Hype to seventy five cloudy
tonight over at sixty six tomorrow for your Tuesday more
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now one hundred point seven XL after his rock stace
XL Morning's Rock Station's ZXL Morning Show, I don't know
(08:31):
what happened on Saturday. I drank so much, Oh my god.
Then I drank myself sober. Oh I've done that, dude.
I found myself as the sober guy in a crown
full of just absolute knuckleheads on Saturday night, and it
was I hated it.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
If I do a lot of day drinking, I can
I can find myself getting back to being sober by night. Okay, yeah,
where it's it's you don't have for some reason, especially
maybe it's the rinks you're having. But instead of getting
a like like you're you're dozing off and you're sleepy,
you end up getting some that second wind and you're like, yeah,
(09:09):
I drank myself sober.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
So I start drinking. Saturday. We have this, my wife
and I and you know, my real estate team. We
do this thing every year they take they get a boat.
So we all go on a boat. So I start
drinking Saturday two thirty. I have my first, uh vodka
on the rocks with a line. Okay, if I drink,
I drink on the boat. You started a little late,
but let's okay, I'll ignore that. Well yeah what nine am?
(09:31):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I look, hey, you start your day however you want
to start your day.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So I start drinking, thinking I'm gonna be pretty tuned
up by by the night. So we go over at
the boat thing. We go over to Ocean. We hang
out there. Now I'm playing black Chat for two hours.
Jay Z was at Ocean this weekend. Were you there
with jay Z? No? I didn't see him, but I
don't know there's a there was a security escort and
some some I don't know, some trashy looking white guy
through the casino. So my buddy, he's all hammered. He
(09:58):
was a jay Z. No. He thought it was one
of the guys from Jane's Addiction. That's why I was like, uh,
the James Addiction playing in ac But they didn't they
didn't know. They they had a real rough weekend where
I think the band broke up. Yeah, we'll get into
that later. Yeah. So yeah, so yeah, I don't see
jay Z. So I started drinking. I'm playing Black Shaft
for two hours, drinking constantly. Then now we go over,
we're trying to find something to eat. We go to
(10:19):
the sports book for a little bit. Now the girls
they're having their dinner, right, so they're out having a
nice dinner. We're having a burgers at Wallburger's. But then
I feel like I'm not I'm not where I want
to be after drinking all day. So who comes back
the three girls and they are plastered, and it's that
thing where you're the sober guy in the group. Yeah,
and they're making listen. I love them to day. A
(10:40):
little a little obnoxious, little loud, giggling, laughing, They're they're
falling over in the booth. I'm like, okay, now, somehow
I have to get drinks in me because I have
to catch up. Even the guys are having a great time.
I don't know how I drank myself sober, drinking vodka
all day. I'll tell you where you made your mistake.
You ate, I ate too late. I didn't eat, dude,
it was ten thirty at night. I finally something in
(11:00):
my body. But that happens, man. Sometimes that happens.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Food is like that thing where yeah, it just it'll sober.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
You up and uh and sometimes where I I get
this too, and maybe it's the parent in me where
I'll drink and then, like you said, people around me
will be obnoxious and I'm kind of like, then I
become the responsible drum.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That's exactly where I'm now, the babysitter. That's what I felt, Dude.
I hate that. So I make a rule. So when
I go on vacation, I make a rule that.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Especially Nashville, Scottie is not gonna be the parent. I'm
not gonna be the one that that that that watches
everyone else. This is my time I actually say the
line from Goonies, this is our time down here, right,
this is this is our time. And so that is
(11:55):
uh that that is a very true thing. That like
sucks being the parent.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Like I like the drink listen, but if I was like,
drink a little bit, I would have been all on board.
We go to this place called Nola's Good Time. We
end up getting like a little We got a little
table up top. So now it's me. The guys were
hanging out there the girls, and the girls are dancing
and they're dancing fun. They're sexy, They're just they're falling
all over the place, they're laughing, spilling drinks. I should
have been in all the fun. Wasn't in the fun.
(12:19):
I'm just sitting back. I'm like I can't. I was like,
just I want two vodka drinks. I'm trying to get Now.
We got a newber and everything to get us back
to brick Tea. It was a perfect setup to be
hammered that night. Somehow I drank myself sober. I told her,
I said, just give me as many give me two
vodka drinks. I'm trying to pound drinks because I want
to catch up to the fund. I never caught up
to the fun. On Saturday night, my wife a couple
of trips ago, she actually pulled me aside and she goes,
(12:43):
I can't do I can't be the parent anymore because
it was me and my buddy pill Mike.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
And she's like, I can't, Like, you guys are out
of control and you guys can get yourself hurt.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah. Well and yeah, and that's what And that's what
walking to the street and get hit by a car,
that's what it was. So I so what I She
describes it as a roam. So I'll just walk like
everyone's having a good time at a bar. I'll just
leave and I'll walk blocks away. Yeah, and I'll just
start talking to a homeless man and and you know
(13:16):
you're stabbed in the gun. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
And we're best friends, yep. And so my wife has
to put a tracker on me.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, And so she's and then my buddy pill Mike,
she's now tracking him. So now she's like, I gotta
I guess. She goes, I can't do this. And when
I'm sober too, like now I'm thinking about now, I'm
thinking about the money we're spending. It's like it's two
fifty for the table. I'm breaking down to drink. Are
we gonna drink enough to get to the two fifty?
Do we got the table four? I was like, I
was like, I'm not in it. I'm just not in it.
(13:48):
You're always like, what's wrong. I was like, nothing, I'm
having a great time, but I'm not having a great
time like you're having a great time.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, yeah, that's myself sober man. I'll do that too,
especially because we do the Seven Fishes at Christmas Eve
where I'll be the guy at two or three am
where I'm the guy cleaning up the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, what fun is that? Right?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Like, I've now drank myself sober enough and now I'm
you know what, I'm like, I'm just going to clean
up now instead of tomorrow. Yeah it sucks to yeah
that that's never a fun drunk. But then also it's
a little more responsible drunk because you don't want to
I could have totally drove home. You don't want to
fall down. I don't want to be that guy.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No. I mean they're in the booth and she said
she's fallen over the place and just live. I can't
imagine the nice restaurant. They went to an ocean Number one.
What they spent number two, The chaos that was in
that in that restaurant.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Things have gotten so expensive. I've told my wife just
stopped telling me how much things go. I don't want
to know.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, uh, look, dude, we're booking a hotel for my
daughter's parents day at our college. Like a red roof
in for the weekend was five hundred dollars, you know,
a red roof in. My wife's like the review say
their they're bedbugs, and I'm like, all right, well we're
not going to stay there then, well no bed bunks
a date fifty Yeah, look we get back. We'll do
(15:07):
some rock news. Joe Joe and Scottie rock news. It's sad.
(15:42):
It's just sad. Somebody died. No, just watching two old
guys fight. It's just sad.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Where'd you go this weekend? So I guess this happened
Friday night. Chain's Addiction and I love Chain's Addiction. And
they were like when I was a kid, they were
like a dangerous band, right it was. They weren't exactly grunge.
They were like right before grunge, like the Chili Peppers,
like they weren't considered grunge.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
They were right there before. Hey, were they in ac
over the weekend? No, so Jeane's addiction.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
They they weren't anywhere this weekend, Joe, And I'm gonna
tell you why.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
So they're in Boston and and like I said, man,
they were dangerous back in the day. Dave Navarro, Perry Farrell.
It was great, Like it was great right like they
Perry Farrell created Lallapalooza. So they're on tour and Perry Farrell,
(16:41):
he's got so much plastic surgery done. He looks like
a cat, like you know how women get.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
It, and they look like they're very like feline. Him
and Dave Navarro. You can't even blame Dave Navarre. Dave
Noir did nothing wrong. Perry Farrell starts fist fighting Dave
Navarro on stage. Why, okay, okay, there's a lot to
break down here. So Perry Farrell goes up and pushes
(17:07):
Dave Navarro, who's doing nothing, just playing guitar. He's playing guitar,
and so Perry goes up and pushes him. Then he
takes a swing at him and at that point the
bassist uh and some roadies come over and break it up.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Dave Navarre is like, what are you doing? Like, well, like,
I'm just here playing guitar.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
So Perry Farrell's wife, she tweeted out right after and
she's like, this has been happening for a bunch of shows.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Perry can't hear.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
In his his his earpiece, the big he the band's
playing too loud and it's it's drowning out his voice,
which I get, and I've been around enough musicians to
know that happens. But that's a sound guy issue. Why
this guy like Dave Navarro is not controlling the sound
of the show. So she goes on and on and
(18:00):
you know, tries to defend her husband.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
The rumor around town is, if you dig deep, is
that Perry has had issues with drugs and alcohol in
the past and that and that maybe he has fallen
off the wagon. Right sound like it And they can't.
So they they cut that show short. They were almost
finished that show in Boston. They had another show the
next night. They canceled that show, and Dave Navarro posted
(18:29):
a photo over the weekend of the picture, Uh, it
was just him with the guitar, and it just said
good night.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I mean, how far into the show are Yeah, those
people lost their I mean they were almost done, they
were almost.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Closing out the show. But yeah, so Dave Navarro pretty
much summed up. I think James addiction's over. So he
just he just put a picture out with him and
a guitar and said good night. Like I said, there's
no one at fault other than Perry Ferrell.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
He just is. He's a weird dude man figured it
out to wing to sound checks.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, I mean, and once again you're yelling the bar.
It's not like he's playing his guitar louder. It's the
sound guy who's mixing everything.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
If you got a problem with it, it's the guy
in the in the audience that has the iPad who's
turning the levels up and down. That guy go to
him and so and and there's also probably wearing all black.
There's also rumors that maybe since he fell off the wagon,
his voice isn't very good. So apparently it was either
the bassis or the drummer Eric Avery. I forget what
(19:33):
he plays in the band. He goes over and there's
a lot of tension with those guys. They you know,
they get together and break up and get together and
break up. He just started punching Perry in the gut.
So yeah, I think there was a lot of stuff
just taking out on Perry during that. Uh during that nonsense.
(19:53):
You don't want to leave a black guy. That's where
my wife hits me is in my stomach.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I put it up at Facebook dot Com Forward Slash
Show Joon Scotti.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's just sad. You're just watching two sixty year old
men try and fight. It's just sad looking. Uh. You
love Funko Pops. You keep cut every day, you come
in and you go man. I bought it was out
this weekend. I bought so many. Funk O Pop almost
bought the run DMC, but they didn't have the jam
Master j made no sense.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Funko Pop is dedicating a bunch of funk Co's to
Iron Maiden and their longtime mascot. What's his name, Eddie,
Eddie Eddie. That's right, fast Eddie's Steddy. Wasn't that the
weirdo in Philadelphia?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Think so uh so? Uh yeah, Funko Pops Uncle's uncle Eddie,
Uncle Eddie. Soiled underwear kids would pee and pizza boxes.
That's a funko pop. I would buy Yeah, weird story
that guy. Uh.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
So you can get a bunch of different types of
Eddie from Iron Maiden.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
And I just wiped to the next story.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
You can get cyborg Eddie Nice, which is a funk
copop Samurai Eddie.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
So that's all Eddie's from. Iron made versions of Eddie Eddie.
If you're a fan of Iron Maiden and get the
funk cope. That's the skeleton, right, that's Eddie, the skeleton
on the on the zombie zombie. Isn't he a zombie?
Or is he? Is he a skeleton zombie? I would
feel less about myself if I knew the right answer
to that question. Our buddy Ted NuGen. We love Ted NuGen.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
We interviewed him once and we were we didn't talk
for seventeen minutes.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yea, I would use I would get that funk pop,
but I wanted to talk. That would happen to speak.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
We interviewed Ted Nugent, like I don't know, a year
or two ago and it was like, hey, Ted, what's happening?
And then me and you didn't talk for another twenty
two minutes. Love that he just he when that guy goes,
he goes. So apparently Pearl Jam has been playing one
of his songs, Stranglehold, but they've turned it into an
(21:58):
anti gun.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Song, and Ted is not happy about it.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
He said, I hope people are paying attention because these
kinds of truisms are what was labeled me a radical
and an extremist. Will right, damn right. I'm radical and
extremists because I don't speak sheep talk, I don't speak German,
I speak proper English. Because I'm a free American. I
have the right from God is outlined in the Second
Amendment to keeping bear, not keeping case, not keep in lock,
(22:27):
not keeping truck, to keep and bear arms on my
person on planet Earth while I am alive, Ted Nugent said,
and I would dare. I would dare anyone played Piers
Morgan with me so I could go back to the
Concord Bridge and explain how some other man will determine if, when,
or how I can defend my life and keep.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
And bear arms.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Not very happy that Pearl Jam is using his song
to be anti gun.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, all that rhetoric, and that's what I got out
of that. Just don't use this song. Yeah, Well that's
what he loves this gun. He loves Ted does love guns.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
He does that hunting thing and it's crazy and it's
big in Texas because they're they're crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
They're like squirrels here.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It's wild hogs, right, they like destroy destroy stuff in Texas.
So he gets in a helicopter with an assault rifle
and he shoots the hogs from a helicopter.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
That's gotta be fun too, because you can get low
and they're big enough where you can just hit those things, man,
and you can eat them.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
And that's the thing, like you kill them and you
can't eat them. But yeah, they're they're so bad in
Texas that they allow helicopter hunting.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Uh. There you go. Some rock news for you. Whoa,
it's you, the Capitol one bank guy. That's what they
call me. If I get a selfie, Yeah, sure thing.
Say no fees or minimums on your one hundred point sevens.
The XLS after is this rock station in the EXL
Moist Show. Got a couple of minutes here, I want
to I'm gotta get through some talkbacks the talkback feature
(23:59):
on the iHeart Art radio app. It's so easy, our
wives do it. That's how simple woman A woman can
do this.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
A super easy way to get a hold of us.
You go to the iHeartRadio app. You search W's Excel.
You'll see a red microphone button. You hit it, send
us a recording, and how dumb it doesn't matter, we'll
play it. Like watch how dumb they are, We'll play it.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I talked about my seven year old messed his pants
the other day in school. Got through it pretty well,
handled it like a champ. Some of the kids. I
guess he could. He didn't make it back from the bathroom.
Try cleaning up. One of the kids is like, something smells.
He's like, yeah, what is that smell? Yeah, teacher dying
to maw. I figured it out. Yeah, okay, so he
got through it. Can I get to ask a question here?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, Jude, does the nurse send the parents or send
you the parents the pants back?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Okay? Yeah, pants come back in a bag. He came
back with a nice set of under armour basketball shorts. Yeah.
The nurse usually has a box in the in the office,
and then the underwear. We uh, you don't send back
the underwear. We throw that away. Yeah, they want the
pants back, but here's somebody about that.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Yeah, I just wanted to say, my son goes to
school with poopy pants, and now thanks to his dad,
everyone's gonna know because I'm telling my kid way to go.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Father year, I'm out of the listening range. I get it.
Uh see here, this is your wife from last week.
I gotta get to this. I don't even know what
we were talking about. I got to hear it. I
make the context.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I got to hear it, all right, Joe, stop listening
to this man, please. All the grades were on fine,
everything was put together.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Oh this is where the greats on the stove were
not properly put back into the kitchen. So my so,
my oldest daughter, my wife and her cousin couldn't figure
out how to put the the the burners back on
a stove. Right, So that's three people, all adults, couldn't
figure out the configuration of the uh yeah, the grates
(26:04):
on a stove.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Joe, stop listening to this man.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Please.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
All the grades were on fine, Everything was put together.
Everything was put together. The problem was when Joey went
to start a flame, it wouldn't light. That was when
we were like, oops, we must have did something wrong,
like something's not connected.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
We pulled it apart.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
He came in as we.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Were putting it back together.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
He wasn't need it. It wasn't necessary. But you know,
mister self important, how to make himself important.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Okay, that's the middle ring. Okay, I've done that. No no, no, no, no, no, no.
One has nothing to do with the other. The grates
don't have anything to do with the starting.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
But when you pull the grapes up, they must have
knocked that little ring off the middle. And it wasn't lighting. Yeah,
but then I just I walked in and lit it. Oh,
lit right up. Okay, I love you baby. Yeah, I
tried last one here. This is a all right, this
is about my wife's private area. But it's not. I
(27:05):
talked about how she planted a bush in the middle
of the yard, in your backyard. Yeah, in the middle
of the yard where I planted fresh seeds.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
She was like, it was a BlackBerry. She wants the
now farm blackberries. Yeah, and so she planted a bush.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
But it's it's weird because it's just in the middle
of your backyard, right, her bush is a BlackBerry bush.
Not to get confused with the others.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Yeah, yeah, I gotta tell you it sounds like JoJo's
wife is a lot like JoJo's mom. I mean she's
had this big, old nasty bush in the middle of everything.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Okay, in the middle of everything. He means, in the
middle of my yard. Okay, all right, it's turning gray.
Trim that thing back.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Geez, all right, my mom's bushing two different bushes.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
He always says the most horrific things about your mother. Well,
iHeartRadio app Yeah, get on it. It's really easy to
use her for this search. Wz XL. Hit the red
microphone button, you send us a message and usually it's
our wives.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Look we get back. We'll knock out some headlines. This
report is sponsored by one hundred point seven ZXLS AUF,
Jersey's rock station, and the ZXL Morning Show to.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Watching some football over the weekend. And uh, dude, I
don't know why you don't gamble, man. You'd love gambling.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Bro, because I have an addicted personality. Yes, and if
I if I gambled, it would become my obsession. I
don't even know why I gamble, Like, I've never gambled
enough money where I'm like, damn, Now I can go
and spend that money doing something.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I just keep putting it back. Well, that's the thing,
because everyone loses. Yeah all right, no one ever really
wins when it comes to gamble. Like the narrow man.
Gotta keep them playing. So I'm watching football, and if
you have any type of heart in your body, right,
you gotta feel awful for this quarterback for the Dolphins.
(28:57):
Oh man, dude, this kid, his head is so scrambled,
right so uh and and first of all, no one
can pronounce his name. It's like two two two.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
And then you got the hawk to a girl and
now his jersey it's like, come on, man.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
So I mean, if you if not paying attention to football,
I guess last weekendude, he got his he got his
nose Thursday night, right, I think it was Thursday night,
Thursday night football. He got his bell rung again. And
it's the third concussion.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Now.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
He he was out almost an entire season because he
had such a bad concussion, uh like a y a
season or two ago that uh it, you know, affected
his career. They didn't know if he was going to
come back from that. And he does three and if
you watch, it's scary. He gets these concussions where he
they call it uh what what what what's it called
(29:53):
when your body when you when you die and your
body starts to freeze up?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Oh god?
Speaker 3 (29:59):
And so what ha happens is he almost goes into
this like weird convulsive state where like his like limbs
and his fingers start to freeze up.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, they go down real awkward. You can see, man,
when someone could say, and it didn't even look like
that bad of a hit. Looks like the handling guy who,
by the way, died on the eight years ago for Buffalo.
It was his knee that hit his head.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
If you're the handling kid, you're like, geez, I'm gonna
be back in the news again, Like I didn't mean
to do this, and it was weird because it wasn't
that kid's fault. The quarterback ran headfirst into the guy's body,
Like everyone said, what was he doing? Running head first?
Like quarterbacks are taught that when you're when you're running
like that, you slide. You don't slide head first. You
(30:43):
slide like you're sliding to a base in baseball. Listen,
I love the game of football, don't change it. But
these guys are destroying their brains on field and for
entertainment purposes. Dude, we love it everything and the heart
of the hit the hot that's the higher I jump
off the couch. I'm like, yeah, and that guy man
could have put real damage to his brain.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
It's it's done. It's it's got dude.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I mean, here's the thing they're saying, well, they're saying
he's done for the season, but they're they're saying, this
might be the first time that the NFL has to
step in and tell someone you can't come back.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
You you just we can't.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
We're watching you go just cause brain dam Because you're
a warrior, and if you feel like you can play,
you're like, you know what, I feel fine. You're gonna
feel fine in probably a month or two. Nothing's gonna hurt.
But the fact you already put that trauma on your
brain three times four times. Man, you're eating out of spoon.
Grab your money whatever it is. You don't need one
hundred and twenty million, grab forty or three millions, and
(31:40):
just enjoy the rest of your life. Man, you're watching
a lot of these players. They're retiring before thirty Yeah,
because they're like, yeah, I got in, I got a
good contract, right, got my money.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
And now I'm going. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
And now if you notice they have these padded helmets
that now a couple of players are wearing during the games.
They look kind of silly, but you're like, I get
it now, Like I don't want to be like a devilla,
and I don't want to be you know, just sitting
there slobbering on the sideline, like as.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Much as you think, Yeah, he probably can. Jason Kelsey
could probably play another two years of good player. God man,
he's just do you got it at the right time?
Like the elis the Peyton's You're You're out of there. Man,
you got your brain, you got the rest of your life,
you got tons of money. But yeah, this kid, dude,
just just stop. I know you love the game, just stop.
You got everything that you wanted out of the game.
And it sucks for the Dolphins. Yeah, you're kid. They
(32:32):
based everything around him. And then the other guy, he's
he's fighting with cops right outside of the stadium. Who's
gonna throw him the ball? Now you got the backup quarterback?
That sucks, man.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah, it's I'm watching and like and I just feel
it's like in the pit of your stomach. You just
feel awful for the guy, and they just keep playing
it over and over again that hit, and it's like,
man like, I don't know. I don't think this guy's
ever gonna take to the football field again, nor should he.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
But I'll tell you what, man, that's that's one of
those things where you're like, you know what, keep tight
with the Dolphins, right, So what if the NFL comes
in and says, look, health wise, we can't allow you
to play keep tight with the Dolphins And and you
know what, dude, I bet he would be a good coach,
right like like like he's young, he can go have
a great career as a coach.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
But I know those guys have that thing in him
to play. But man, like, man, I'll tell you what
Stephen A. Smith had. I don't agree with his take,
but Stephen A. Smith that the sports commentator, he uh,
he said, this is what it's about.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
He should go.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
He actually said Tua should go back out on the
field because you have to provide for your family.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
And I'm.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
I'm like yeah, and I'm like, and he got he
got you got some real pushbacks. Yeah, that's just where
he's like, he's like he's like, we know these guys
decide to do this. They're gladiators. You know, this is
what happens. You know, you got to provide for your
family as a man, but then brain scrambled three times.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Show his family they're gonna be just fine.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, I mean, the dude had to sit out a
whole season because his brain got screen.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
The whole family gets kias right, So big deal, not
ring Drove. It's a big deal. Yeah, you know, so
I think didn't he just sign like a huge deal.
He's gonna be fine. Yeah, and he's he was a
good quarterback last year. He's not terrible. And you went
out because of an injury to your brain. It's not
like you went out because you were a bad quarter bank. Well, dude,
look it up at the Hawaii Hawaii. He's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Look Troy Aikerman man, that's why he had to retire. Yeah,
Troy Aikman was like, I couldn't have it. I couldn't
get any more concussions. Now you gotta got like Brett Farve,
He couldn't get enough concussions. He just kept coming back
and coming back and coming back. He got smarter the
more times you got hitting.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
It's just sad.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Man.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
You watch it and you're just like and as I
get older, you understand that the the the economics of
it all, the finances of it all, and you're like Jesus,
Like that guy might be leaving some real money on
the table, but it's like, do you okay balance it
money or being able to swallow?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, you're not gonna miss that money. There's not a
difference between two hundred and twenty million and seventy million
to me, if did you you're for generations your family's
maybe just yet.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Hope, but yeah, just not watching that year thing. I
actually think we have that in Ontario, Kannak, who would think?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
On? Do you think you would love the part of Canada.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Fifty eight year old Wendy Washik is facing an assault
charge because of a mishap with a water gun. Washik
said she was having a playful water gun fight with
a child at a party when he accidentally hit the
chest of a neighbor with the water. Though Washak reportedly apologized,
the man still decided to call police, even though she
claims police never asked a single question and didn't even
(35:43):
ask to see the water gun she was still charged.
Washik is now awaiting a September twenty fourth court date.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
So he got wet. It's only she assaulted him with
the actual gun, him with the water gun. Yeah, come on,
but that's Canada. Canada is weird, dude. They got weird
laws up there.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Like do you know in Canada that if you say
something that offends someone, you can be arrested.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I hate Canadians. I hate Canadian freak has a Canadian week.
It's the worst week ever to go because I think
the reason they go to Wildwood is because.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
You can get on a road in Canada and it
goes all the way without stopping, except I mean, like
you know, stops like like like you know, like lights
and stuff all the way to Wildwood.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
And they're too dumb to get directions. They have to
follow the one path there. And they smell. Those are
the French Canadians. Those people, they yeah, they smell. And
it's the little bathing suits to the thongs they wear
the farms women's women's bab the men. The men wear
the thomsh with you.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
So but like, if you're a comedian and you say
something on stage and someone's offended by it, you you
can get you you can get fined and government.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
South Park taught us too that they're jaws disconnect from
their heads.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
It's when you talk. That's one hundred percent. That's real.
My dad used to work in Canada. He told me,
if you're a traveler who has recently visited the dullest
airport in Virginia with the suitcase loaded with thirty four
pounds ketemine, the US Customs and Border Protection agents would
like to talk to you. Agents discovered the suitcase after
it arrived at the airport from Amsterdam. The estimate is
(37:25):
a street value of nine hundred thousand dollars. Whoever the
suitcase belonged to, they didn't fill out the luggage information
on the tag like I have. You know, you know
you put that tag on your little handle of your luggage.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, you have to do that. But ketemine, I guess
is the new cool drug? Is that? I mean, that's
that's that's the drug that people are using. Now you're
a little upset if I left my bag behind with
all that kedemy, especially all that yeah, I mean that's
a lot of money worth a kedemy. We're number one,
what is the US number one in jojo, we are.
(37:58):
We smell worse than anybody else. We're officially the fattest
we've ever been. That's the truth.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Prior to twenty thirteen, no state in the Union had
an adult obesity at above thirty five percent. A decade later,
twenty three states hit and exceed that threshold.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
In total, twenty.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Percent of Americans are considered obese, with the highest proportions found.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
In the Midwest and the South.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Four states have the honor of being the ones with
an adult obese prevalence of over forty percent. That is
West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, and Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Look at that chart, man, Like I'm considered obese. I
don't feel obese, Like I know what I I like.
Obese is like Walmart Rascal obese. To me, that's that's obese.
When you can't move, that's obese. I'm obese.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
We have shows called My six hundred Pound Life, My
Thousand Pounds Sister.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, right, Like come on, dude, Like yeah, but what
is that extra obese? But like we like, we yeah,
we're fat. We eat like crap, we're fat people, and
we don't exercise, And I'm part of the problem. That's
why this RFK man he's here. He might try and
get this country in better shape. He's in great shape.
He's a great shape. And he was a heroin at it. Yeah. Wow,
(39:07):
that's here's a guy who, like dude, he was.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
A drop dead drug addict and was able to turn
his life around and get back in the shape.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
And you know his voice is a little weird. But
look at you and me. We work three hours a day.
We have nine hours a day to work out, and
neither one of us do it. I do And look
at me. Yeah, there you go. Those people they have
a bet you not so much. One hundred point seven ZXL,
(39:41):
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. I was embarrassed
on Friday night. Oh no, man, I go. Okay, So
a buddy of mine is into high school football. That
is his thing, right, which is okay? Is he in
high school? No, it's he don't even have a kid playing. Dude,
that's weird. I'll be honest. I I know it's your friend,
(40:01):
but if you're in the high school football and you
don't have a kid in the in the mix, that's weird. Well,
here's what it is. It's a bunch of guys. Okay,
one guy went like, they used to go, well, it's
our old high school we used to go to. Okay,
what's your past all that. It's not even like those
kids that you we went to high school, like we
used to go back for like the Thanksgiving game because
people would come back and some people would go. But
(40:22):
their thing is, man, it's it's it's there. It's there.
It's like going to a it's their pro game. But
it's like high school football where I.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Get rod isn't like it's not like varsity blue dude,
it's not exciting where it's not like you know, you
know down South, it's huge high school football like Texas.
It's like it's it's it's insane. It's like almost like
an NFL game. These stadiums these high schools have are ridiculous.
The usually got a kid in the game. But like,
like here's the high schools good, like the high schools
(40:52):
around here.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
It's like those those awful metal bleachers that we had
at our little league field growing up. Oh yeah, and
then that's it dollar packs of skittles. You know, they
got a concession stand. Yeah, So okay, so he's an adult. Okay,
so he is a child. He follows my own high school,
which used to be Edgeways Winslow now and they got
a like one of the best teams in the state
play football in high school. Yeah, like me, he.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Wasn't even a football player, but he still goes back
to the games.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
To watch it as an adult. Like like, at least
I played. I no starts. I had one play and
no tackle, so at least I have some stats.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
In the book there. Let me put some context in this.
This is like me, I was a big cross country
runner in high school. This would be like me going
to a cross country meet and just watching it and
just watching it with no child of my own.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
In the actual meeting. These guys tailgating everything, like there's
they are we tailgating like drinking. They know they're drinking
and eating the parking lot. Yeah, I mean there's a
little little thing like that. They know the stats Winslow,
they know the stats, they know the players, they watched them,
They watched the team that's coming in to play them.
Now I go, I live in Williamstown, So now Winslow,
my old school, is finally playing my hometown of Wingstown.
(42:04):
It's two minutes from my house. I'm like, you know,
I'll go check out the game, all right, so I go.
Now who you rooting for? Rooting for town you live in?
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Now I want to you your old high school head, which,
by the way, isn't even the name of the high
school you went to.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
No, No, I should have been sitting on the Williamstown
side and said, I'm sitting with my buddy. Now all
my it's it's I'm torn. I live in Williamstown. I
went to Winslow, so I'm torn. But Winslow's a better team,
so I'm on their side. I'm watching it. This this
team in Williamstown is so bad. I don't think they
got a first down. I now I know what it
looks like when you go when you watch these teams
like a Tennessee will play a community college, yeah, and
(42:38):
they run up to scores and you're like, You're like,
how does a team on the other side not be
able to get a first down or score a point?
I watched it on Friday. It was awful. It was
so embarrassing to watch. Man. That's the great thing about
like the first couple of weeks of college football is.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
These these really good teams they play like like you
brought up University of Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, they were given forty they were given forty nine points.
Over the way, it were sixty five.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
I think they opened up the season against Chattanooga State
and at one point, I mean it's a community college
and you know, and the.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
On the other side of that, I actually felt bad
for the kids of Wamstown. I was like, this sucks
they dude. It was thirty five and a half. I left,
I'm out.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
I remember we Uh, Millville was very good and I
played freshman football in high school and Millville was very good.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yeah. By the way, I think they have a great field,
but they're in a bad neighborhood. So that's the intel
that we went to go and we went to go
play a scrimmage game before the season started with Millville,
and dude, it was like little kids against adults. Yeah,
I was.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
It was like we were running around, I'm playing like
street ball.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
I'm like, I'm like, all right, who's gonna be steady quarterback?
It was run for yard, get sacked, run for another yard,
and punted the ball away. It was yeah, bad, So
well that's fun. Yeah, Friday Night Lights high school football Hey, everybody, listen,
Winterston had a good team. I want to Here's what
it is. I was supposed to bring my kids to
the game, but they actually had like a birthday party
(44:10):
to go to. So I kind of got roped in
because I do want to bring my kids. So you okay,
I mean so it was also kidless too, if you
want to make it, you were so.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
You were an adult with no connection to either school,
just sitting there watching the the high school football game.
The wife had to drive in a white van. Yeah,
the wife had the car. I took the white van.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
I got out. I'm asking kids for candy. You're selling once,
you're selling lucy cigarettes. I got hot dogs for a dollar.
But it's gotta climb all the way into the van again.
Come on, man, everybody, stay right there. Let's kick off
a rock block. It's one hunch point seven the XL
South Jersey's rock stations, the XL Morning Smiling. When you're smiling,
smiles with you and eleven the sun comes shining through
(45:00):
and shot where your crime. Let's fine, you bring on
the rims ring, stop shout and stop your side.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Well to be.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Happy to this where you smiling, Let's just smiling. Keep
on smiling. I'm smile that dropping out, man, I know
you guys are all my love looking at you guys
on my way of working rings she a gout Yeah,
warming up, Chip and I'm like, I'm down here. We're rocking. Hey,
thank you you shot to the fact.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Yeah, keep me laughing, man.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
You guys are great. Good morning guys, HILARI let me
shot it. Oh god, is it fine radio? Or it's
are you only broadcasting in MANA? This is the ring's
in DJ? Like if you're on it. I listened to this.
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