TUESDAY 9-17-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Wake up, way up, way up? Now why up?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
All the rest.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
And this show is an it.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Say, man, what's happened? Good morning? Yeah, what's going on?
I don't know? Man? Football games? I love you, California.
I get it. You know, you got to get home
from work, But man, you got to start these things earlier.
By the time I get it, I get in bed,
it's like it's midnight. It's time. Like I can't even
turn off. I got interest in the game when it
comes to gambla. But see, I think it worked out

(01:17):
best for me. I went to bed at halftime, and
at halftime the Eagles look good, right, just shut it off.
So in my head they won, but in reality they lost.
Like even last night, I'm texting a buddy of mine.
We're going back and forth, and you know, I was like, hey, man,
I'm going to bed night a nice win. It looked
like the Eagles had it all wrapped up. I mean

(01:37):
he did, and by the time my wife gets into
bed because the lights are on and everything else. I'm
watching me and I was like, well, this isn't over yet,
and somehow this prevent defense. Do we know this doesn't
work to allow a player to I don't know, to
catch the ball twenty yards down the field, no matter
what the circumstances are, that's never going to work. Yeah,
he went down there in a minute and went down
there and took the lead. That's a land It's Kirk Cousins. Dude. Well,

(01:58):
you know what's so funny is so you have a
disaster happening in Miami right Their quarterback is his brain
has scrambled, so it doesn't look like he's going to
be coming around anytime soon. You got the Giants your
your team. You're even wearing Giants blue today. Yeah. Yeah,
well we're back in it. We're only one game out

(02:19):
of first so you're you're having a rough time. And
the Eagles, Siriani's on the hot seat this season, so
now they're like, could we see this season Tom Brady
come in and play for the Dolphins. He lives in Miami,
by the way, I thought he had interest in buying

(02:41):
part of that. He did, and then ended up it
fell apart. Yeah, he wanted to be a player owner
and the NFL had an issue with that. Could we
see Tom Brady come back quarterback for the Dolphins and
then see Belichick coach? Right? Yeah, right, Alichick wants to

(03:01):
come back. I think he's tired of that twenty two
year old girlfriend at home and he's to get out
and do something. And he's doing great, Like both are
doing like I think Tom's doing fine doing his broadcasting thing.
Belichick seems to be having the time of his life.
He goes on Pat McAfee's show. They're goofing around. He's like,
he went on that Tom Brady roast. He's he's drinking.
He's having a blast. Curson too, man, I saw him

(03:22):
on the Manning Pat Coup. But he did say that
if he was to come back to coaching, there's three
teams and those are the Giants, the Eagles, yep, or
the Cowboy there you go wow, yeah, people them in
the division there. Yeah. So uh he because I think
the Panthers wanted to hire him, and he's like, yeah, yeah,
I don't want to be your Yeah, I don't want

(03:43):
to be your coach. Can you bring a twenty fifteen
Tom Brady back with you on those teams because I
think you need that too. Yeah, yeah, it would be
interesting to see, but it could happen. Yeah, it's it's
football is so crazy, man. It just takes a couple
of weeks and things are falling apart and the Eagles. Man,
what are you like? Like?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
What? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
What? What? What are we doing? Everybody?

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
It is Tuesday. We're gonna get to that. We're gonna
find a ZXL workforce employee the day today. I promise
you we will now, but we won't. I don't think so. Okay,
I'll be honest. I don't think so. Oh okay, we
don't know yet. Yeah, okay, I'm like ninety seven to three,
I gotcha. Okay, so yeah, one hundred point seven zo

(04:27):
doord line, I can alright it and we'll do it.
Line and things sucks. I'm scotting. Good morning. You're some
news fout use on a what was it Tuesday? Thirsty Tuesday?
Thirsty thirsty Taco Tuesday. It's beat the clock Tuesday. Ryan
Wesley Roth, the suspect in the apparent assassination attempt on

(04:50):
former President Donald Trump, never had the Republican presidential nominee
in his sights and did not get off a single
shot at the West Palm Beach golf course where he
was allegedly lying in wait for nearly twelve hours in
the bushes. That's coming from the Secret Service Acting Director
Ron Row in a news conference yesterday. They said secret

(05:11):
Service agent saw the gun. He's like a cartoon like
you see the Yeah, you came poking out of the bushes.
What is that? They said? He did not fire or
get off any shots. Amazon. This is going to start
happening more and more. The vacation's over. Amazon will start
expecting many employees to work in person five days a

(05:34):
week next year. How do you not work in person
at Amazon? Aren't you putting boxes in the trucks? The
CEO told Amazon employees the tech giant was going to
return to being in office in the way that we
were before COVID, effective January second. Yeah. Man, these companies
a lot of times they're paying big money for these

(05:55):
buildings and they don't want them sitting empty. Yeah, so
what I call cuss service. I'm talking to a woman
probably sitting in her living room and slippers that I
think it was a kid crying in the background. Geico, right.
I think that's why I have for my car insurance.
I had an issue. I called them and the woman
had a dog book out in the ground. I had

(06:18):
to get back to work and I even said there,
I said, do you want to take care of the dog? Like,
I'll stay on hold. It's cool, Like, I get it.
I know what it's like having a dog. You may
know this guy puff Daddy. Sean Combs, the music mogul
whose career has been upended by sexual assault lawsuits and
a federal investigation, was arrested yesterday in Manhattan. Yeah. This

(06:40):
is a bad dude.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Man.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's a shame. His music's pretty awesome, but I can't
play it anymore. The indictment is sealed and the charges
were not announced. A statement from mister Comb's his real
name is Sean combs legal team said they were disappointed
with the decision to prosecute him, and noted they had
been cooperative with the investigation and had voluntarily relocoded to
New York last week in anticipation of these charges. How

(07:04):
long do we wait to forget? Because we did with
R Kelly, I play Ignition. They love it. Chris Brown.
He's an awful human being. Hit Rihanna. Yeah, right now,
Chris Brown. Everybody loves Chris Brown. Michael Jackson like everyone.
You know. Look, it's not like you know, you're not
playing the Jackson five song in a wedding. Pete did he?
I mean, do you rush up a girl? You see

(07:24):
it right there on camera?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Man, you're bad, dude.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Man.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
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(07:49):
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And I have the sixty four to seventy outside right now.
One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Show one hundred point seven is THEXL South Jersey's

(08:16):
rock stations ZXL One Show. I know we did Conspiracy
Corner yesterday, Yes, but I'm gonna jump into conspiracy. Conspiracy.
We love our conspiracy. Who why I'm going back and
forth when it comes like we're watching the game last
night and you're talking the Eagles or Phillies Eagles game,
Eagles game, go back and forth with my loss with
the with the Falcons. Well, I'm going back and forth
with one of my kids old teachers because we got

(08:38):
we exchanged cell phone numbers, so he was like, right,
he was going after my kid. My kid had a
Giant's jersey arm, which is a terrible move. I told
my wife, never send your kid to school the Giants jersey.
The teacher was pouring beer over his head. We had
to have a discussion and figure that whole thing out.
So I have his cell phone on. The teacher threw
snowballs at him. Yeah right, it's weird. It's you know.
To May, I'm like, you brought snowballs from bear, so
weird to my kid's face. So we're going back and

(09:03):
forth last night and he tells me how and I'm
trying to think about this, and I know it's been
brought up. Is the NFL rigged? Well, there's been so
so that I probably a year or two ago that
rumor started to take some traction or get some traction
that it was. Yeah, it was like a soap opera.
Apparently it's all scripted. Apparently when Goodell came in that

(09:25):
they changed it. It's listed now not as a sports company.
It's listed as an entertainment company. I mean, like when
the when the WWE had to admit that they weren't real, right,
sports entertainment shocker losers. Yeah, it's not real. Which, by
the way, my kids don't even know that. We've never
had that discussion that. Yeah, I just I want him

(09:46):
to think that guy's just getting, you know, hit with that.
Maybe when I was a kid and Georgia Animal Steel
was eating a turnbuckle, I was like, maybe maybe I
figured it out on my own, kid. There's a lot
of lies. We're gonna get to real soon. I gotta
explain it. There's a guy, a white, white, fat guy
named a Keen the African Dream, and he's just dancing around.
I was like, maybe this isn't real, so we're going

(10:07):
back up for he says, listen, He's like, it's an
entertainment company. There are scripts. And the more you think
about it, you think when when the way things go down,
with the way games end and Patrick mahomes and like
that ending, it's like Patrick Mahomess is gonna be the
new Tom Brady people. Tom Brady coming back against the
Falcons in the Super Bowl, Okay, right right, I mean

(10:28):
that's possible to do. That is a soap opera movie ending.
Like you're looking at the game last night where there
was probably a ton of money that came into that
game last night. When the NFL says okay, now we're
in cahoots with gambling, yo, you get, I mean, how
would that even work? But Barkley drops a wide open
pass that ends that game. No, Atlanta comes down storybook
ending like you never would have thought that they had

(10:49):
a ninety seven percent chance of winning. And then like
you like think about like Tom Brady if he comes
back into the league to pick up from all the
different storylines, You're like, wow, this is cool. Could have
been scripted and how how could you get away with
that who's doing it? Because they can't just be.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Right.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
There is somebody calling down these awful plays to the coaches,
and how does it not come out? I it can't be.
It can't be. I mean, I highly doubt it. But
once again, I've highly doubted a lot of stuff lately.
And don't you feel like, don't you feel like all
this nonsense that's going on, like we've believed and we're like, well,
wait a minute, that wasn't true. I mean, but that's

(11:28):
also the romance of sports, is that you know that
Jordan hitting the hit in the basket of uh, you know,
Harper hitting the home run to win the game of
like are like are they? Are they great players? Or
that that picture just lay one up the Harper saying, boy,
he's got a crush one out to make this story

(11:49):
book And that's that's that is that's the story. That's
that is the storybook ending. That is that that that's
what you want. But I don't know, like we're gonna
pay you millions of dollars, just go through with whatever swift.
I'll tell you what. It was weird because about ten
years ago, Tony Romo and it sucks for him. Tony
Romo started getting involved heavily in the fantasy football and

(12:12):
he was retiring and he wanted to do some like
Fantasy Football Festival in Las Vegas, and I remember the
NFL came down on him and said, you can't do that, gamble,
it's gambling.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
And then like two years later, here's the NFL, you know,
brought to you by betfair, see you by FanDuel, like
even on the ticker at the bottom, like they'll tell
you what games are coming up, and they give you
the points spreads. They're like, hey, yes, here's the points spread.
I I enjoy listening to sports radio. Listen to sports radio.

(12:46):
It's not about sports anymore. It's all about gambling and
the and the U and the points and the odds
and the spreads. That's all they talk about now in
sports r Remember Jimmy the Green, I think it was
Jimmy the He was like him, and there was Hammer
and Hank and Hammer and Hank would give you the game.
He would give you the games. He would also give
you the point spreads. And I never understood what it

(13:06):
was until now. It rules my life. Well every week. Yeah, yeah,
and Jimmy the Greek also said some other stuff that
got him kicked out of the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that wasn't true at all. Yeah. I look, man, that's
a crazy conspiracy to think that that sports are rigged.
Especially the NFL think about the storylines of Super Bowls.
They like they probably want my homes to win three

(13:29):
Super Bowls? Like, just is that going to happen this year?
So rle you hear like, especially Baseball is very big
into this because you have these small markets and they
never want a small market team to go to the
World Series because the viewership's not there. Yeah, you want
big cities to go to the World Series because it's
going to be bigger viewership. Yeah. So you're like, are

(13:49):
they doing things to make it? Like the Brewers are
good this year? Right, they're taking on the Phillies. They're
in a series right now. But do we want Milwaukee
in the World Series? You want you know, you want
the Yankees and Phillies. That's what you want? That that's
the World Series? You want the Yankees, Dodgers, Yankees, Phillies.
That's what you're looking for. Like the rivalries like why

(14:10):
does Dallas, why does Philly hate Dallas so much. It's
so there's so many descripts written in man, it's nuts. Yeah,
I mean, is that because the Dallas was so good
in the seventies and then again in the early nineties,
and then there's a dad you just pass it down
like you know, you you give you have heart to
heart speeches with your child, like hey, by the way,
it's a rule because gotta hate anybody in the roots

(14:30):
for Dallas because so they're really digging deep into that.
So the Eagles fan base, you gotta so when when
Dallas was dominant in the seventies, the Eagles stunk like stunk, stunk.
And then when the Dallas was dominant in the early nineties,
Eagles sort of stunk stunk. Yeah, So every time Dallas
was really dominant, the Eagles stunk. And I guess that

(14:52):
sticks with a fan base. Maybe I think about Dallas, man,
like they have it won in years like ye ye Goodell,
please write and I don't know a playoff win for
the poor Cowboys because these people are gonna kill themselves.
Jerry Jones is like, hey, can I get a script?
Right right, come on, look, we get back. We'll do
some rock news Joe, Joe and Scottie Rock News. What

(15:21):
are we gonna do? You actually wore the T shirt today?
You wore your Ario Speedwagon T shirt. Ario Speedwagon has
announced they are halting Tory, citing irreconcilable differences. What are
they arguing about your Ario Speedwagon? I guess they're bassist
has been away from the band for a while, and
you're supposed to come back, and yeah, cal we're not

(15:42):
booking shows. So so they promised the renight reunite with
the guy when he got back from his back surgery.
It never happens. So now I don't know. We're not
gonna get the Rio Speedwagon. No new music? What was
their rio? Right?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
That was Duran Duran? Oh? But I don't know what
Areo speed Wagon sing? Ario Speedwagon one? That is a U?
I know there's I mean they got hits, but I
think they're like those those bad early eighties love songs.
I can see it. I don't know why I can.
I can see the I gotta keep on loving you, Okay, right,

(16:25):
I think that's one of my head I think I do.
I could be wrong. I could be sticks. I don't know. Yeah,
all right, so yeah, Oreo speed Wagon. You're gonna say
them on tour anytime soon. I mean, you don't, you know,
I mean that's not a fool. You don't headline Ario
speed Wagon, right, you know? You put them with like
you know what you do. And they and and they're
they've been smart about this the last couple of years.

(16:48):
Oh wait a minute, I'm gonna call that's my wife.
Pick what's called it's my ring tone. Can't fight this feeling,
can't fight this feeling. So they're smart, man. They'll they'll
put like a foreigner Ario Speedwagon sticks line up out
there and and they'll play like you know, ten twelve,

(17:08):
thirteen thousand people. It's all you need, that's all you need. Well,
not anymore. Uh, they call me again? Stop do you
know him on the h I'll call you back. Remember
the good old days of just sitting in a car
with a gal and listening to that song and hook
it up on the radio. Uh. And we knew this
was coming. Jane's Addiction is broken up. Uh So Perry Farrell,

(17:33):
the lead singer of Janes Addiction, He went and tried
to punch Dave Navarro at a concert in Boston over
the weekend that then the Bassis started beating up Perry.
Farrell says, back, you gotta know it's all over, it's done.
It was an old man punched too because they're sixty

(17:54):
years old. Guys like it's bad. So uh, but so
they they canceled the tour. Dave Navarre just put up
a picture it said like good night and and and
so apparently mental health issues are are they what they're

(18:15):
blaming and on with Perry, uh, the lead singer, and
so they're they're gonna they're gonna let him get well.
And so I think that's it. They they've always had issues. Uh,
they've never been a band that that's like really ever
got along great music. But uh, but yeah, you're sixty
euros old and I've heard rumors that maybe he fell

(18:37):
off the wagon, and so, uh would you say, mental
health you can come back from that. Like I was
out of my mind. I was on medication. Now you know,
here's a been caught stealing. Yeah, I mean I I
guess His wife tried to stand up for him and
tweeted out something saying that he was having issues with
his voice hearing and that the sound was too loud.

(18:59):
But that's not Dave Navara's fault. That's the sound guy's fault,
like rest all in Black, Like Dave Navarro is just
playing guitar. Uh, this is sad. Yesterday we found out
that we lost somebody who is very close to you, Jojo,
because I know I did on Booze Cruises with you.
I've been at I helped you DJ a wedding our
friend McMuffin. Oh god, yeah, you've played a lot of

(19:23):
Jackson five. Okay, yeah, I want you back. It's a
banger man. You come in with that piano. Forget it,
it's over. Well. Tito Jackson, one of the members of
the five, he died yesterday at the age of seven.
That we're down to three in Janet, Right, what do
we got here? Let's say Lamont's so the original Jackson.

(19:50):
There's no way you can name them all five, Jackie Jermaine,
Is it really a Jackie Jackson, Jackie Jermaine, Randy, Marlin
and Tito. Wow, So Jackie Jermaine and Randy and Marlin
are still alive. I never I don't remember Jackie Jackson.
He came in late. We just forget, we ran out

(20:11):
of names. Just call it Jackie. And what sucks is
I think they were going out on tour has the Jacksons.
Once again, you know, Michael's not part of it. He
ain't here. They were going out on tour with Billy Ocean.
So that sucks. And and he did a lot after

(20:32):
the Jackson five. Actually he wrote songs for Stevie Wonder
a Big Daddy Kane so uh so yeah, so so
he did some He did some stuff. He was inducted
into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame back in
nineteen ninety seven as a member of the Jackson Five.
But rest in piece Tito, if I remember correctly. Tito
had the really nice afro. He had the big like

(20:54):
the Big One. Mike had a great afro too though
in the later years. Yeah yeah, and the lad what
do you mean great mean high in till it was
perfectly round like a helmet. It looked like, uh, the
waitress from What's Happening? There you go. Some rock news
for one hundred point seven is the XL South Jersey's

(21:15):
rock station, z Excel Morning Show. We got some talkbacks
to get to Okay, so real easy. You go to
the iHeartRadio app you search w z XL you'll see
a red microphone button.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Hit it.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
You can send us a message. It's that easy. I
got a couple from your wife here. Boy. Yeah, she's
our favorite because what she'll do is she'll hear us
talking about something. She always gets mad at me, and
then she she'll text me and I go, well, that
doesn't do anything said. If you want to, if you

(21:48):
want to fight back, yeah, get it on the show. Yeah.
If you want to retort, yeah you did do a
do a talk back. This is about your getaway vacation
to Delaware this weekend. About you're gonna stay in a
red roof. Not this weekend, it's next weekend. And it's
uh parent day at my daughter's college, which is an
easy afternoon in and out right. It's an hour and

(22:08):
ten minute drive. We go see my daughter, we leave.
My wife has turned it into a three day vacation.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Yeah, we will not be saying at the Red Roof
or whatever becose. The reviews were just awful. I'll be
finding us a much better spot.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
We actually we stayed at when we went to spring
training and they didn't somebody say that was blood on
the sheets and the TV didn't work, okay, and then
we still stayed there because you had coupon we had
so we used to have a free red roof in stays,
and so we got a free room. I'm not going
to turn down a free room. But the review said
there was there was blood on the sheets and it

(22:46):
was a tube TV but the insides were gone. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Also, it's a parents weekend, not parents Day. It's a
parent weekend, gauge. It's literally for that. That's what we
are supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
We're not going to be the only parents there. Just
because you're no fun. Doesn't need I'm not fun.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
The reason she invites me to these things, all.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Right, So it's an all day drink best for the
parents and the kids is what this is. She she
just wants to part. I'm not sure if the school
had that mind week, this whole thing together that I
went to. Fan don't think the parents week I don't
think they called a parent's weekend dage, which is what
they called all day drinking at University of Delaware. Here
we go. So I've been watching Wheel of Fortune with

(23:32):
your new boss. Ryan Seacrest's not our boss. He ain't
no Patrick, but he's doing Okay. I forgot he did
start that he hosted. Now, look, is he very high
up in iHeartRadio? Yes, Ryan Seacrest is is very high up.
It does he does he yell at us in the
kitchen when we don't clean up after ourselves. Yes, but

(23:54):
he's not our boss.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah. I could totally relate to the Scotty story about
paying for the guy to do this athroom work and
had him cashing a parking lot the comps and all.
I get the same feeling every time I give JoJo's
mom five buck.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Okay, hells up all the time to say things about
your mother, and it's just rude.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
You know.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
You guys seem to be upset that your wife's calling
a complaint, but it could be worse. You could have
a wife that works in the same industry, well, used
to work in the same industry, and runs off of
your coworker co worker, by the way, who's harassed so
many women. He can only have the laugh track as
a partner. Now you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I don't know what he's talking about there. That Yeah,
that was as odd. I don't know what he's talking about. Really,
everybody just jump on the iHeartRadio app. The iHeartRadio app,
and you search WZXL, and you hit the red microphone
button send us a message that last one. I don't
know what that was about at all. Look he get back, Well,

(24:56):
I got the headline. We'll have to play that with ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station, z XL morning. I'll send this
out because I want to warn women not to do
this to your husband. Is this a shout out? No,
this is a This is just a heads up. This

(25:16):
is a warning. This is what a guy doesn't want
to hear from his wife, especially when he puts a
little bit of effort in for your birthday. Oh boy,
I'll be honest man. Over the weekend I was at UH.
I felt like my wife was a little ungrateful. Well
was it her birthday? Okay, so her birthday was back
in AUGUSTA. Uh So what we do is we had
an entire weekend kind of planning. We're gonna be uh

(25:37):
in a sea Briga team for the weekend. So what
I did for her birthday is I got a I
got a couple's massage for her and I over at
boor God, we've done it before. We like it's good time. Wait,
you know, I don't like people touching me. I threw
myself into the mix. Well it's nice when you call
up they say do you want a man or a woman?
I'm like, well, I want a woman. I want and
I certainly don't want my wife with a man. I

(25:57):
don't want to. I can't. I don't want to do
with that. Both had women. Oh yeah, yeah. And my
wife was cool with it, like she doesn't need a guy.
She just you know, she likes a girl thing. And
I'm like, yeah, I definitely don't want a guy. Like,
you know, I do thing I do. They know how,
they know how to really use their work. Yeah, so
I do that. So uh so we give it to
her for a birthday.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
It was.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
It was over the weekend. It's not cheap. I get that.
It is not cheap. But the one thing I didn't
want to hear and I and I did and it
kept happening where I had to say, listen, just just
stop and enjoy it is talking about how much money
I spent on it. Uh, it was a birthday gift.
I get it.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
It is.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
It did cost a couple of dollars, but it's a
birthday gift. If you don't want to do it anymore,
and you are a little concerned. I'm like, okay, okay,
wonder telling me about this that you you you did overspend.
You even said that to me. No, it ain't cheap
that you you you think you overspent a little bit.
But yeah, but I don't have any other options for
this girl, like, I don't know what else to do. Well,

(26:55):
that's the thing, gifts man. And the problem is now,
like a couple have, like you know, they share bank accounts,
and you see, like so it it takes the romance
out of it because she can see whatever it is,
let's say, five hundred bucks. No, you're right, You're right,
one hundred bucks. It's out of the accounts. She sees like,
she's like, really, like that stupid massage you spent that

(27:17):
much money on. That's and that's what I get. And
I don't know why I put it on my other
my business credit card, but I'm still gonna take the
money out of our joint bank account that got pay
my BIB card anyway, Yeah for it all. So listen,
I know it was expensive. There's nothing else to do.
Was crunch time. And my kid actually came up with
the ideas like well, don't you get her a SPA day?
Am I? Okay? So yeah, well I like how you

(27:37):
added you into the spot. SPA day is a day
for her just to relax and not have to worry
about the kids and not have to see you. Now
Joe wants to be tough. And then you just said, then, yeah,
you jumped right in there. Oh yeah, it's a couple. Yeah,
because I easily could have probably cut that in half
and just got sir, the thing we uh. I went
for my my wife's birthday this past year, and that

(27:57):
was what we. I got her a day at the spa, man.
But the day at the spa was me dropping her
all and then and then I did my thing and
then she had a nice day, a nice relaxing day
at the spot. Yeah no, not me, man, I slid
myself right into there. Yeah, but when I do it.
So maybe that's why she's mad because it was part
of it. You wasted the money on you. Just don't

(28:18):
keep bringing it up. But I told her, I said,
just enjoy the experience. Lest Yeah, yeah, it cost a
couple of dollars. If you have a good time, then
that's the episode. Did you have the massage already. Uh yeah,
it happened over It was nice, you know what. It
was a nice day. We had a great weekend we did.
But just stop talking about how much it spends. That's all. Yeah, see,

(28:39):
I but see takes the fun out of it, even
at Christmas time. It takes the fun out. I get
that you spent this a Christmas Yeah, it's it's fine.
We're not gonna not pay our our electric bill. It's
it's fine. Just just take the take the gift. Yeah.
But I'm I'm kind of like her. I I look
at that too. I go, that's a lot of money

(29:00):
for that. Now, I am when we go out, like
if we go out to dinner with with couples and
they overspend, like there's a bottle of wine coming to
the table, then that's where I'm like, Yeah, I don't
we're not going to drink that wine. We're not going
to eat all these apps, like, we don't need all that.
But my wife wanted to take out from a great
restaurant up our way called Maplewood right mains Landing Maplewood.

(29:20):
So we we do it and my son gets chicken palm,
which is an expensive meal there. Yeah, all the meals
are expensive there. It's it's a nice place. Food's great,
we love it. He eats like a quarter of it, dude,
And I'm like with then why like why did we
do this?

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
My kids split dishes now, man, they will split a dish.
If we go to a nice restaurant, we will split
a dish.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
And I'll shut him down too, like my wife will
be like, we'll get this this then. Nah, he doesn't
need that because I know I know him, I know
what he's going to eat. I know how much he
is going to eat. Even if my kid likes the plate,
he normally doesn't finish it anyway. No, and then for
some reason, man, we take it home and it just
sits there. I end up eating it. Yeah. Like I like,

(30:04):
we gotta tail over the weekend at one of these
place in Ocean and even I'm like, it's two fifty
for the table. There's only six of us. I'm not
gonna drink, I don't know, just at the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what I doing I'm not that that that I'm not
gonna do. I hope that. I hope that went well
on Sunday for you, all right? Is a Crab's table

(30:25):
for black jack and ocean. Look, we we get back,
we're gonna do some trash.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
All right, Oh w long tracks, anything thirty g y anything,

(30:54):
racket rocking.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Or roughing.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Rash.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Well, it looks like Prince Harry. He's the redheaded one
who's married to the woman who opened up briefcases with
Howie Mandel, who's the party animal.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Man, Remember he's a picture him naked in Vegas running
around a hotel, which is what I would do if
I was a h He's gonna inherit ten and a
half million bucks on his fortieth birthday, so good for him.
That was set up by the Queen mother back in
the day when she was still alive. Back when he
turned thirty, he inherited thirteen million dollars from his mother's estate,

(31:32):
Princess Diana. I like they gave up that royal life
and they came to live with the common folk like us.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, But I think what happened was they thought they
were going to be more famous here because they tried to.
They got to deal with Netflix, and that died, and
then they tried to podcast that died. And I think
they wrote a book and didn't sell nobody cares. So
now I think he's trying to get back in with
the with the royal family. You still have his room
up there in the tower. His posters are still on

(31:58):
the wall right next to the Dragon's layer. His Spice
Girl's poster there is still up there. Can you hang
a poster on a stone like that in the castle?
Nicki Bella, who's accurately a real name, is Nicki Garcia.
He's one of the Bellichwins. And her husband are getting
a divorce. He, I guess, laid his hands on her
a couple of weeks ago. He was arrested. She filed

(32:21):
for the soul custody of their son. Now he is
suing her to get joint custody of the sun. It's
kind of tough when you have a domestic violence case,
and I don't think it's gonna go well in your
favorite It's a shame people. I guess. The the Grammys
were the other night. Was that a thing? The Emmys

(32:42):
were the Emmys? Yeah, And Selena Gomez was there and
she had a ring on her on the finger that
you wear when you're engaged, you have a wedding band,
and so people thought maybe she's now engaged to her
boyfriend Benny Blanco, who I have no idea who that is.
But apparently rumors are that's not true. She was just

(33:03):
wearing a ring on her finger. Do we care about
this stuff anymore? And maybe I just don't like old Yeah,
I do like Selena Gomez. She is, she's she's a
very good actress. She's on a very funny show with
Steve Martin and Martin Short. But someone out there was
like a like a four year old guy. It works

(33:23):
for like, I don't know, some tabloid magazines like, oh
my god, she has a rank, she must be engaged.
Let's send it back to headquarters. Let's report this, like really,
that's your job. Travis Kelcey, we know who he is, right,
He's Dayton Taylor Swift didn't have a big game this Sunday.
I had like four yards. He posted Saturday Night Live
last year. Okay, And so apparently he stayed friends with

(33:46):
bow and Yang Bowen Yang. It was the first Asian
performer ever to be hired by SNL. Bow and Yang
said that because they started in a sketch called My
straight Male Friend. He affectually calls Travis Kelcey his straight
male friend for life. Now Bowen Yang is the reason

(34:06):
and it's so weird how the circle of life goes here.
So Shane Gillis gets hired by the very funny Shane
Gillis gets hired by SNL. He was at the Eagles
game yesterday. Yeah, he's them walking in cool dude, man.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
So he.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Gets hired by SNL. They do some research on him
after they hire him and find out that he said
some some some bad things about Asians on a podcast
and that year they had just hired Bowen Yang, the
first Asian comedian to be hired by SNL. So they
have the fire Shane Gillis a day into being hired

(34:40):
by SNL. It worked out for both for me, but
bow and Yang is actually very funny on SNL. Shane
Gillis is actually going back and hosted SNL and he's
got a hit show on Netflix. Rumor Willis that's Bruce
Willis and Debbie Moore's kid. She was seen out with
a new guy. Even know she's telling people that she's single.

(35:02):
Why that's a thing, dude, It's one of those things.
Rumor willis the daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. Okay,
so this is one of those things where you have
a good looking dad, a beautiful mother. She didn't get
any of the lawyer. That's a shame, Like it sucks, man,

(35:23):
Not any talent can this broad act. I think she's
acting on a couple of things, but she's got to
play the role of the ugly kid. Yeah yeah, Like
that's a tough one, man, like, like you got money,
you got money, you got great life, like Billy Joel's
oldest daughter, right, mom is Christy Brinkley. Dad is Billy Joel.

(35:47):
She didn't get the mom's look or the dad's tawner
Christy Brinkley, Like, how can you not get that?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
That's almost a perfect egg in there. Oh yeah right, yeah, yeah,
I guess Billy's so ugly, right, it ruined Christie Brinkley.
Aftersey's Rocks. They showing so uh yesterday, I'm talking to
the guy across the hall who works at the uh

(36:13):
the station they were playing this morning. I was walking
uh it down the hallway and the station across the
hall was on. They were playing No Scrubs by TLC.
Yeah to throw back man. Yeah, I was like, all right,
So that guy. That's how bad Top forty is. You
got to go back, what thirty forty years from music
suns thirty years old? Yeah? So uh say yeah, so, uh,
I'm call by his real name or his radio name. Okay,

(36:36):
all right, can we go behind the scenes a little bit,
let's go Okay, all right, so let's let's pull back
the curtain at least my real name is because we
could talk about this now because we have new owners
and they weren't part of this process. So there was
a guy who hated us, uh name Mike. And the
show across the hall is the Mic and Diane shows

(36:56):
good show, and dude, they were there rating like for
your right. But this it was this little guy. He's
real squirrely, right, looked real sickly. But he had a
second job. He would come in suits. I'm like, yeah,
like you work at a bank at all this. So
we were at another radio station and we prank call
him all the time and he hated it. So then
when we got hired by this company, he was really
against us coming here, so he kind of always gave

(37:19):
us the cold shoulder and uh and so then he
left in a pretty crappy way. Uh, he so he
left the company. So the owner of the company, and
this is why I loved our old owner. He said, Okay,
to screw the old the old mic. He hired a
guy whose name is Matt Yeah, and he just called

(37:41):
the mic. Doesn't matter who that could have been, Tom
Dick or Harry, you were gonna be Mike on the
radio because then you have to change the sweepers up.
So for ten years now, we've been working with this
guy and I still to this day. I mean, I
mean we sit in like real meetings, and I refer
to him as new Money, New Mike to the point
when someone uses his real name, I don't know who

(38:02):
they're talking about. I just call him second place. Oh,
so I'm talking to new Mic, right, new Mike. New
Mike's a good guy. We like, we like. We didn't
like old Mike. We like New Mike. So New Mike
were East We're talking yesterday, and he brought up uh,
which is an issue when you're a parent man, and
I think you've gone through this in the last couple

(38:24):
of years too. He has to hire his wife is working.
He works these early hours and it's really it's really
tough when you worked these early hours getting the kids
to school and everything. So now they have to hire
a babysitter for a couple hours every morning to get
him ready. And he's like, what age am I okay
to leave my kids alone? Okay, we started doing it. Now,

(38:47):
I got a seven and a seven and an eleven
year old. Okay, so out to dinners and stuff. We
have a good four or five out now, you know what,
We left Saturday morning at nine and you know, somebody,
I guess four or five. We're about four or five hours, man.
And now we're leaving them at night, which is a
little crazy. It's it's yeah, okay, yeah, not overnight though,

(39:09):
so and I'll tell you what, And so I started
doing that to like ten double digits. To me, you
can be alone for at least an hour or two. Yeah,
I believe that. But I also believe there's strength in numbers.
So if you have a ten year old and a
seven year old something like that, then they're actually seventeen
oh yeah, yeah yeah, and they should be able to

(39:32):
stay on their own. We left six four year olds
alone overnight, because that's a twenty four year old together.
You guys, put your brains together and figure it out
because I'm trying to think back, like I remember, I
think I remember getting my first key to the house
at third grade. But okay, but here's my problem too.
Like last year, Yeah, about a year year and a
half ago, we started letting my son stay by himself,

(39:54):
and like yesterday, one hundred percent irresponsible. I come home,
he it's home from school, goes to his friend's house,
leaves our front door wide open. This front door. You
need to put a string on this second time in
a week, they just might w out of this front
door has been I said, dude, not only did he
leave the front door wide open, the garage door. So

(40:14):
I'm like, how many entrances did you need to make?

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Uh? Did?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
And then you just and in what hurry did you
leave that you didn't shut the front door. Now we
do have a no cooking real policy. Also no friends,
we do, no friends, we do no eating because I
don't know, I don't know what you did. Choke on.
Here's the thing, man, especially if it's doing to day.
We have neighbors all throughout the neighborhood. There's nothing that's
really going to happen. And that's the thing too. And

(40:39):
you got the doorbell, the ring thing, and you got
cameras and you got phones, so you're in constant communication.
Like our parents, they just left us. And that was
like I couldn't get a hold of he can't get
a hold of anybody. Fifth grade, man, fifth grade. I
got home by myself and my parents to get home
for like two hours, and I swear, I swear I
would clean up, and I think I had dinner ready
for the entire family. I'm sixth grade. I remember making

(41:03):
my own like I would be third, fourth, maybe fifth grade,
making my own tombstone pizza in the oven. Yeah hundred
And it is nice, though, not to have to get
us sidered, like we want to go out for a
happy hour. Kids just play video games, they watch a
movie like they're just like they're totally fine. Like tonight,
my wife and I have an event at like five thirty,
so it's gonna be a couple hours, so we probably
won't be home till like nine or so. And my

(41:24):
my wife was like, oh, you know what, what what
are we gonna do with our little guy? I'm like,
he's fair, yeah fine, It's like I don't know, honestly,
you guys leave the door wide open. So if someone's
gonna kidnap you, they would have done it already. My
wife this morning went to yoga, so I'm out of
the house. She's out of the house at four thirty
for five o'clock yoga class. We left the kids sleeping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
You know.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
They get out, they have a cigarette, and they get
on the bus. We have a carbon monoxide detector in
case you know there's something going on. I mean, listen,
my wife left left something on the stove the other day,
calls me five hours later, Oh my god, I forgot
on stove. It was like, yeah, I had to turn
that off. My kids didn't do it. I can't leave
my wife home alone, that is it true? Yeah? My

(42:10):
wife does that too with the oven. She refuses to
use the timer on the oven, so she it'll just
it'll just keep going and going and going. It shuts
itself off. Yeah, you just do it right, It'll just shimmer,
or at least it'll set an alarm to let you
know that it's time to shut it off. My wife
burns everything, dude. Do you know? I had my blinds

(42:32):
in my bathroom have a huge hole in them because
my wife lit a candle. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Our
kids are fine. We can't leave our wives alone. My
wife will warmed. I don't know if she's trying to
hit a minute on the microwave, but it goes to
ten minutes. I'm like, what are you warming up? You
can cook a turkey for ten minutes, dude. That's pure
cancer at that point. Yeah. Yeah, look we get back,

(42:54):
we'll do some headlines. One hundred point seven is the XL,
South Jersey's rock station. We got a real issue. I
I brought it up last week and I even brought
it up earlier this morning. People in my house, Dude,
we live in a barn. We're leaving our front door

(43:16):
just wide open. And when I mean that, I mean
they leave the house. There's no one home, and the
front door is wide open. Natural reaction just to close
it well out of the driveway. You should see that
the front door is wide open. Okay, are a lot
of things. How about cabinets? Do they close cabinets?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
How about drawers? See your family has an issue with leaving,
for dude, cabinets, pantry, doors, drawers, you name it, lights
on it it that one hundred But this was shocking
to me yesterday. So yesterday I had I was on
a phone call. It was you know, I don't know

(43:57):
whatever whatever at the time my wife gets home from work. Now,
I have my little guy who's old enough to know
how to open a door. Right, he's he's twelve? Is
he twelve or eleven? He's twelve, Yeah, he's twelve. I
think is he twelve? Yeah? I was at his twelfth
birthday party. He might be seventeen, I'm not sure. So,

(44:20):
so he knows how to open a door and close
and should know how to close the door. My oldest
daughter's there, so she should, at twenty four years old,
know how to open and close the door. And I
told them specifically, I have to go make an important
phone call. I'll be up in my bedroom with the
door shut. I got to make this call.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
So just just know that.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
And I even said when mom gets home, let her
know that I'm on this phone call. Okay. So I
come down after my phone call and my wife's kind
of in it like a huff, and I'm like, like,
what's wrong? And she goes the front door was and
I said, okay, And I said, why didn't you come

(45:05):
through the garage like we always do. She goes, I
don't know the code to the garage, to the garage door.
We've lived in the house for six years. Yeah, it's
not their thing. I go, what do you mean you
don't know the code to the garage. I don't know.
I don't know what the code of the garage is.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
I go what?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
And I go, why don't you have a key to
the front door? Yeah, okay, do you have a key
to the front door or like a code to put it? No,
one came to the door to get her, and I'm like,
and then then I so then I shake my head
that she doesn't know the code of the garage, and
I'm like, we lived here six years, you don't know
the code of the garage. And then I got and
then I look at my kids and I go, where

(45:44):
the hell were you guys? Why wouldn't you open the
front door if you heard her knocking? So yeah, So
eventually I guess she got in the house. Well, this
is why she leaves the doors wide open, so there
any entrance when she gets home she can get in.
So she has to fumble around with the key. I
guess because we have like a little keypad that we
have for the front door. We don't have a keypad

(46:05):
in the front door. We have a lot like a
y do you remember, like you remember old school, you
would have a key and you put the key in
a lock and you would turn it. Not those days
roll over other than here. Here's the only place that
I stressed out and not having a key is this building.
But then again, I'm here's the other thing. She has
a garage door opener in her car. You just push
the button, the whole thing flies up, the whole thing.

(46:26):
I'm like, what, so you're mad at Why are you
mad at me? Yeah? Like there was so many options
to get into the house, Like and when she pulls up,
are you supposed to play a trumpet and then open
the door for her? It is so you have entrance
into the castle, and I feel like your wife might
do the same thing. They get out of the car
and they have nine pocket books. They have the stupid

(46:47):
Stanley bottom water. Yeah, and then they got Amazon boxes
and they're juggling all this nonsense and so yeah, they
just expect people to have the door wide open. And
you're right, I roll out the red carpet. I you know,
I have a trumpet. My wife will bring everything in
but the key to the car. But we went to

(47:08):
bill out last night and I think the keys in
the car. I'm like, that defeats your entire bodies. But
she will make sure that my truck, Like she locks
up at the end of the night. Do you know,
but we've left the garage door wide, wide open, wide open.
So do you know what my my little guy did
the other day we get out of the car, he
just leaves the car door wide open. That's amazing the house.

(47:29):
That's a habit, Like you like, I don't know I
could just do. I would get anxiety if I did that.
I'm like, dude, I'm like, what do you do? And
luckily I had gone back out and to see that
the car, it would have Dude, it would have stayed
open all night. Yeah, it's growing up. If we did that,
my dad would have put my head in the door
and then shut the door on my head. And I
never would have done that again. But that's what it

(47:50):
is with the lights with me. Man, my dad would
yell and scream turn the light off. I'm like, oh yeah,
so it's embedded into my head.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Man.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
The thing that drives me nuts. Is our hall way bathroom? Uh,
the upstairs hall way bathroom. The kids will leave the
light and the fannel, yeah, running, and I go like, guys,
why can you just shut the damn light off? Like
why it's not hard to do, dude, There's been times

(48:21):
to leave the sink on. Yeah, that's the shocker to
be just to walk away from that situation. What do
we look? Are we the guys from home alone and
we're just gonna flood the house? The water band? Is
that what we're doing? And the light switch is conventely
put right there at arms level. All you gonna do
is reach out. Chances are you're gonna hit the light.
It's hard not to hit the lights. You gotta go
out of your way not to hit the light switch

(48:42):
when you hit the room. Have your kids done this?
Don't flush the toilet, Okay, I do it if I
if I won. Sometimes i'll do it. I think I'm
saving water, but I will just close the list and
the dog doesn't drink it. Yeah, that time, I'll do it.
When you just plush it. Yeah, I don't know. I
think I'm saving water, but the kids will do that, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(49:02):
And I'm like, any'll fall blow number two and I'm like, man,
I'm like, guys, what what are we doing?

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Man?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Come on, man, uh look, we just shake my head.
We get back. I'm not gonna think you think you
have a bed, you think you've got it bad. I
don't think we have it bad.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
So there's a in Brazil. I think we saw last
week when the Eagles played in Brazil. Brazil's a bit
of a rough town. Yeah, they said, don't wear your watches,
don't wear any jewelry. Walk into the stadium, dude. This
The players weren't allowed to eat the food or leave
the hotel. So citizens in Brazil found out firsthand during

(49:44):
a debate featuring a television host and a candidate from
Mayor Pablo Marcel had to be hospitalized with reported fractured
ribs and breathing difficulties from an attack with a chair
that was seen on live TV. The candidate, Jose Luez Detaina,
can be seen in the footage walking up to his
victim and launching the heavy stool from close range at
the man's head. Both men are vying to become the

(50:06):
mayor of sal Apollo, That's where the Eagles just played
last week. When you're born in America, you don't have
to take a citizenship test. Those who immigrate here do
unless you just come up through Texas and then you
just walk in. So it's it's interesting to learn just
how many naturally born US citizens can't seem to pass

(50:28):
the basic citizenship test. Dude, I know i'd fail this, sure, yeah.
I thought your college kids right now would fail that test.
So it's a fourteen question test. All right, I'm gonna
give you some questions, okay, right, multiple choice? When was
the Declaration of Independence adopted? I mean I want to say,

(50:48):
I want to say seventeen seventy six eighty one. It
was nineteen eighty one. What year was it? I don't
have an answer to this. By the way, Well come on, man, okay,
what do the strike on the U. S Flag? Meeme colonies?
I was going to say the first thirteen colonies?

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Right?

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Yeah? What is the Bill of rights? A bill of rights?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yeah, it's hard to explain that one, but yeah, yeah,
you me and you were the kid that didn't read
the book. It's a lot of rights that were written
down on a bill. We're talking like Kamala Harris it's
a bill, and there's rights, but it's the right of
the bill. It's a right to pay bills.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Name one right guaranteed by the First Amendment. Uh, that's
that's free speech. Yeah, right speech, right to bear arms.
How many senators are in Congress? Two? One hundred and
thirty or something? No, No, it's two per state, right,
So it's one hundred. Are there two per state or one?

Speaker 5 (51:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I think it's fifty two? Pass can I's not it's
it's not press your luck. It's been a hot minute.
We've had a good hot coffee spilled on the crotch. Story.
This one comes from a piping hot lawsuit filed against
American Airlines. The woman doing the suing claims that her

(52:09):
Genitalia was badly burned when a scalding hot pot of
coffee fell off a cart on the plane into her
lap during turbulence. I mean, that's not the plane's fault.
Gina Mason, who's sixty eight years old, said the incident
happened last February and she suffered first and second degree
burns over her legs, thighs, and genitalia area during the incident.

(52:31):
There those people they haven't bet you one lunch of
point sevens, The Excelsaturs is rock Stations, the Excel one Show.
Give my wife credit for this one man. My wife
will go on social media. She'll see something on social
media she thinks is cool and she will go with it. Yeah,
is a real thing. Yeah, our wives are like I think,
like minded, like that they see something like on a

(52:52):
page like Pinterest or whatever, TikTok the next thing, you know, Yeah,
that's what our house looks like. Well that's why we
got to camper because she saw online make a camper
deck this thing out like, uh like that pit my
ride like hit my camper And didn't you tell me
a couple of weeks ago that now you have a
camper sitting in your driveway that's all ripped apart, and
uh in like halfway done. We ripped the wallpaper off

(53:13):
half the camper. But we're going to get to that.
I promise you. She did call in and promise that
she would get the camper done. So I don't know
if she saw us on social media. I know people
we know started doing it and she thought it was
cool and I thought it was cool too. I'm in
one hundred percent in I think it's really awesome. Our
dining room that we never use. Our formal dining room
is now a barn gp bar, So now it's gonna

(53:34):
be a bar that you don't use. Well you know what, Yes,
that problem in these houses, like like we have rooms
that like I don't go in for dates. Oh yeah, yeah,
I finally started using my Okay, so we have a
sitting room right again, two rooms are our houses. I'd
rather have a bigger something else than these two rooms
that no one uses, Like I want to use our
formal dining room. One cushion on the couch I sit on, yeah,
and that's it. Like, but then there's these other rooms

(53:56):
and it's like I don't know, we never got like
like I'll forget it's there. Well, I broke the rule
because we have that sitting room when you come into
the left, where we put like a real nice, overpriced
couch that we never should have bought during COVID because
we couldn't go and watch and see what it is,
and then you got delivered and I hate it. So
I broke that rule. That's the couch you've never supposed
to sit on. I sit on it. Now dog sits

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on it's getting all stained up. Yeah, I waste whateverybody
started using that. But yeah, man, So now our dining
room is now a bar area, which is pretty cool.
Yesterday I'm doing some work up there. I got my
little laptop up there doing it. Now we also, for
a family doesn't drink, We now have three bars in
our house, which is a little a little little much
little much. Yeah, but we bought into it.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
I remember going growing up, man, I mean you kind
of grew up in the same area around the same time,
and everyone had the same house, right, everyone had the
two story colonial Yep. It was three to four bedrooms
and like two and a half baths, and every house
looked the same. So when I went to high school,
I went to like a fancy pants private school. I

(54:59):
went to a place called Medford, New Jersey, and dude,
I saw these houses and these people were rich legit
bars right, like like yeah they they You'd walk in
the house and where their dining room was supposed to
be it would be a not a pool room, a
billiard's room. Wow yeah. And I was like wow yeah,

(55:19):
and not like not like the pool table. You see
it like a bar like it was the ones that
were like carved out on marble. Oh yeah, yeah, I
got the nets underneath the things. It's not even that
plastic too where the balls come to you. No, no,
you get it out of the netting. And then and
then you'd go and then and then that was like
this is like early man caves where you'd go down
the basement and like the dad that would be the

(55:40):
dad's place, right and that and and I just remember
being like, yeah, like this is cool. Like you took
a room in Like in my house, I wasn't allowed
in the dining room or living room, you couldn't. You
could those We had shag carpeting and my mom vacuumed
so you could see the lines in the carpet and
you weren't allowed to walk on it.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
And these people were like they took that room and
made it cool. Yeah, if you got a pool table
on the first level of your house, not in the
basement first, Okay, yeah I tried. I actually tried that
because we have the bar area on one side in
the sitting room and the other I was like, I'd
love to put a pool table over here. Yeah and
then yeah, but yeah, pretty cool with the little bar area.
I see, I see. I did it with a ping
pong table. Okay, okay, that's not as cool, or if

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you'll walk in, you walk in, it's just it's just
it's and it's not even the full ping pong table
because the room's not as big. I had to fold
it up so so so it's a half reals fold
it up so I could play against myself. Yeah, Like
she shows her mom like the bar area, and her
mom is all like, is that the first impression you
want when people walk it to your house? It's like
a yeah, good point. But yeah, that's it. Yeah, we

(56:43):
got a bar. How long do you think it's gonna
last before you change it again? Well, here's what. I
had to talk her out of plumbing because I don't
know how you wanted a wet bar. Oh yeah, she
wanted to run plumbing through the hardwood. And I put
a stop to that. Where let's just let's just you
know what, let's enjoy it. Yeah, let's get herrble ice making.
So that'll work out, just because we could walk fifteen

(57:05):
feet to the kitchencken, it's right here. Once again, our
houses aren't all that big, like here's a thing you
can go like. It's right there. Hey, everybody, thanks for calling.
They always welcomed on the show. Glad when you're all
part of it. Stick around. Let's kick off a rock
block for you. It's one hun point seven is the
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Speaker 3 (57:22):
Smiling.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
When you're smiling, smile, smiles at you and when you
eleven love, the sun comes shining through.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
When you're crying, you bring on the rind stop stop,
We'll to be.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Happy where you smiling, smile, keep on smiling. Keep I'm smiling.
Dropping it out, man, I know you guys are my
love to me.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Guys on my way.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
It works. Yeah, warming up Chip and I'm like, I'm
gonna doown you. Yeah, we're rocking. Hey, thank you you
got to the back. Yeah, keep me laughing.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
Man, you guys are great.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Let's oh god, is it my radio or are you
only broadcasting in mana show? This is the readings in DJ. Like,
if you're on it, I would listened to this.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
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