FRIDAY 9-20-24

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, and.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Up. In a world of dull, mediocre radio in a
time of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses
and management, one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining,

(00:32):
compelling and educated radio and stand about all the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Man?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
What's happening?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
What's going on with you?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
So last night I wake up early? Wakes me up
now early, like three fifteen, three thirty. The dog wants
to hang out, right.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
So you got here early this morning, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Jesus, I was like, I'm not ready to get up.
He's he's usually pretty good, like h like, I'll go
in the spare bedroom like to get dressed, and sometimes
he's laying on the bed, he's on his back. He's like,
balls are out just living life, man, little breeze coming through,
just enjoying himself. Yeah yet, no, not yet. Man, Now
we're you know what, Thanks for reminding me. I think
I got to make that appointment. Yeah, before he knocks

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another dog up, it's like last night, man. Now he
wants to kind of like like come up in bed
and like kind of get me up, and.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm like, nah, man, it's it's three fifteen, he says.
I'm laying there now.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
My wife she used to wear like this mouthguard because
she said she would let that with their teeth with it.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh did the TMJ or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, Like her teeth are like clanking together. I never
really noticed it. So I'm just laying in bed board
this morning. Yeah, my kid goes here clanking her teeth together. Yeah,
my kid grinds his teeth, that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Grinding.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, Like she had a mouth guard, Like I got
to sleep at in the machine on She's got the
the mouthguards like we're gonna play a football game and
outer space. But I'm looking at it was like that
chatting teeth. You know, you wind up, you let just
kind of go on the thing. It's like I'm like, wow, yeah,
it happens a lot. Well then you better take care
of that. Put that guard back in there. So yeah,
that was my morning this morning. Second to tell her about.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Why you're here early.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, that's why. Yeah, between the chattering and the you know,
the teeth and the doll get.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Me up because if it's after.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Three o'clock, I'm like, well, what's the point of going back?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, it's not going back to sleep. That's my problem.
And now I'm starting to get up at two thirty,
and I'm like, that's too early.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
You might as well stay up all night.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Right like, like like last night there was some issues here,
so I had to come here to the radio station,
so I didn't I didn't get out of here till
like nine, So like, I don't get to bed till ten,
ten thirty. I'm trying to watch some the Thursday night
football game and then it's like, all of a sudden,
the alarm goes off. And no, the alarm didn't even
go off all of a sudden. I wake up. It's
two thirty and I usually get up at three fifteen.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, my alarm doesn't go off anymore. Man, it's my
body gets Yeah, always a little bit before, but it's
it's before four o'clock. I please let me sleep till
four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Jesus. Yeah, that would be a vacation to sleep till
four o'clock.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I don't know how these people do it. I mean,
if you sleep eight hours a day or eight hours
a night uninterrupted.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, I can't tell you last time I did that.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Now, my wife gets up early for yogam like yesterday
she falls us. It takes a little nap. I'm like, see,
now you're on my schedule, we're talking on the way
to work.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
You're up.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I was like, now you want to take a little nap, right?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah? I mean I like, usually I with you, I'm
used to you hitting me up via text or a
phone call early in the morning. But a woman who
works with us here it's four thirty this morning. Yeah,
she's sending me a text. I'm like, what are you
What are you doing? He's gambling? Yeah, I'm like, what
a slot machine? She just had a bender all night.

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What are you doing at four thirty in the morning.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Everybody, It's Friday Friday. Everybody loves Friday. We're gonna find
a ZXO work force employee the day for that.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
You could win an overnight's day at Ocean and Bucks
to spend.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
One hunch point sevens.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
The XL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show, Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Do it live. I can allrite it and we'll do
it live. And things sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning. He's
some news foue us on a big old Friday morning.
United Airlines said the Taylor Swift gave them a twenty

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five percent uptick in sales of plane tickets.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Now what she endorsed them?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
No people flying to her shows?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh wow? Yeah wow.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
And it says that when she goes into a city,
it completely changes the economy.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
She also ruins the planet too with her air travel.
Taylor Swift flies a lot. You talked about her carbon footprint, Ye,
the garbon footprint. Yeah, it's like me driving a car,
I think for a million years. Well, yeah, she makes
enough money where you know it.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
They said that her tour did five billion dollars globally.
Now if people stand outside, yeah, they can't even see her.
Oh they did that in Philly, Like ten thousand people
just stood in the parking lot listening to the show, which,
by the way, I almost did that with Springsteen. I
was tailgating and me and my buddy Pill Mike were
like kind of having a good time. We're kind of

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having a little heart to heart.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Right.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
It was my buddy from high school and Springsteen got
on stage and we hadn't been we didn't walk in yet,
but wow, but we could hear it.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Right.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
We were in the jetro a lot and we could
hear it perfectly fine. I looked at him. I was like,
you sort of stay in the parking lot.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, you got three hours anyway, man, you're not gonna
miss most of it.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, I'm hearing it. Do I need to see them
like I'm hearing exactly what you know? But yeah, the
tickets were expensive. So we went in and then he
he lost the use of his legs and I had
to carry him out. A jury found that Sesame Place
is not liable, years after a mother of two young
black girls said a character appeared to snub them in

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twenty twenty two.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I remember this video.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah. The case included claims of discrimination by children who
said they felt ignored by the costume performers. I believe
it was Elmo. On Wednesday, a jury voted no to
the questions asked if Sesame Place and its parent company,
SeaWorld Parks. I didn't know Sesame Place was owned by SeaWorld,
were liable. They said, this is from Sesame Place. We

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are pleased with the jury's verdict and thanked them for
their service and attention.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
I think that guy was just I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I think he was just.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
He's in a costume I don't think you could see everybody.
I don't think almost racist. Seventeen year old kid.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah, like he was.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
About to pass out because it's one hundred and ten
degrees in Bucks County. How much did the mom spend
on that lawyer?

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
And a lawyer actually took that case.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah. Yeah. Those are the cases where the lawyer doesn't
take any money up front because he thinks he's going
to get a big payday at the back end. Earth
will get a second moon for about two months this
year when a small astroid begins to orbit our planet.
The asteroid was discovered in August, and we're gonna send
up a bunch of miners to go up there to
take care of it.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Wait, now that's the movie Armageddon.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
No in there. Nope, a guy named Harry Stamper and
his crew are gonna go up there and they're gonna lie.
They're gonna drill a hole noe, and they're gonna put
an atomic bomb in the hole, and it's gonna blow
the asteroid up.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I don't tear up at many movies, but the ending
of that, when I do tier up.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
I do love me some Armageddon.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the
bravest man I've ever met.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
It's set to become a mini moon revolving around Earth
in a horseshoe shape from September twenty ninth to November
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Speaker 4 (08:27):
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One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning ShoWest Man, I'm pretty proud of myself. I took

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some things off my wife's plate.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, you wanna pat yourself on the back a little bit,
a little bit. But I found out too, and I
think I called her around. And it's a lot easier
than the way she made it. The way she did
it was harder than it had to be. And I
told about this. I took over some of the bills
in the house. Now before I had no idea what
was going on. Now, yeah, you're not paying that. I mean,
you're taking over the responsibility and paying the bills. It's

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not like you're like, hey, baby, with my big paycheck,
I'm gonna pay all these bills, don't worry about Oh no, no, no, no
no no.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I'm paying the bills out of her account. Just what
I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
So you're just taking over the responsibility of making sure
they get paid. Right, Like growing up, like the parents
sat down and always I always ask my wife, I said,
let's let's do this. My parents were sitting at the table.
My dad would yell at my mom because they're spending
too much money. But it had nothing to do with her.
But that's how he got out of his frustration was
on my mom. So the way it would work my
dad because he would have to keep expenses for work.

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That would be Friday afternoon, he'd come home from a
trip Friday afternoon. He would have all his expenses out,
you write it down on a little book, and he
had a plan, he had a schedule and he would
have to send it to a secretary somewhere. Yeah, right
and uh. And then Saturday morning, Mom would be sitting
at kitchen table doing the bills, and dude, she had
that check book down to a penny.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Man, if honestly god, they would fight over it would
be eight cents off. I'm like, who cares about eight
cents like that? You're right, it was that big of
a deal. It was down to a penny, Dude, My
mom had it locked down.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
And now like, we have like a bunch of different
things we're trying to control. I guess a little bit,
and we got a I think the gas bill was
like four hundred bucks. I'm like, well, that seems a
little high for gas. What's going on. She's like, well,
that hasn't been paid in like four months.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm like, well, now that makes perfect sense, and with
my schedule, I said, let me slowly start.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Diving into all this.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, And she fought me forever on the automatic withdrawal.
I said, why not just set it up?

Speaker 4 (10:43):
They're offering this is for people like us that cannot
get we can't get a control of it. They come
in from every direction, they pile up. It's like it.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Which is funny, making it easy for you.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
My wife is good at at at doing She handles
all of the bills. I let her handle it because
I'm not I would be irresponsible. But we have this
one credit card. We keep putting it on automatic pay,
but it doesn't allow us. And so every month I
get to notice, hey, you haven't paid this credit card bill,
and I go and I text my wife and I go,

(11:14):
what's up with this credit card? She goes, I put
it on automatic pay and it keeps bouncing back.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
That's just so hard for me to pay you.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I'm trying to set this whole thing up, dude. Have
you ever done that with somebody? I've called places and said, hey,
I just need to pay this bill. Oh well, okay,
you're gonna have to call this number. And then I
call that number and they're like, oh, you have to
talk to this person or go to our portal. Well
I go, I go, ma'am. They want you to be late.
I go, ma'am. I'm trying to give you money. Yeah,

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I'm literally trying to give you money, and now you
want me to go to some portal. Now, I don't
want to go to your portal. I set up I
set up our mortgage payment right to be automatically taken out.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
I can't even do it online. I have to physically
print out the piece of paper go to the website.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
But I was like, I'm trying to make it so
easy that I don't have to deal with this.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
It's like they want you to be like and guess what.
It works in my house.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
It has worked, and the problem is me and you
were awful with passwords and stuff. So that's the problem.
Is you you get these portals and stuff and and
everything needs a username and a password, and like I
dealt with this with health insurance the other day, Like
I called up the company. I was like, I need access,
like where I can go and what and what's covered.

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And the woman's like, well, okay, so this is a
nine two four five seven eight eight seven nine is
your user name?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
And I'm like, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Like, what can can you just tell? Can you just
send me the information? No, no, you have to go
to our portal. I take care of the bills now,
but not the credit cards. I'm not doing anything with
her credit card because I don't want to see what
TJ Max is. I don't want to see what Sam's club.
But man, I got it all locked down. I said, look,
look how easy you caused all this frustration in your life.

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It's just going to be taken air. It's nice, and
it's it's it's when you have the the money in
the account to do automatic Here's here's the here's the
other problem. There's a lot of people out there, maybe
myself sometimes where maybe the money isn't in the account
when the automatic pay comes out, that's the problem, right.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
I can't guarantee that's gonna go smooth right now either.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, I believe me. I've been there before. You're like, oof, yeah, okay,
let me let me double check when I got six
overdraft fees.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
I'll tell you how what this was such a terrible idea.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I've I've been in like a Dunkin daughter because my
wife does a thing where she only puts like a
minimum amount of money in this like our spending check
account and our checking account, And I dude, I've been
like in the Dunkin Donuts drive through about to pull
up and and get my like I've already ordered, and
I'm like trying to get my app on my phone
to be like, is there enough money you're to get

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this ice coffee?

Speaker 3 (13:57):
I'm gonna move things around. How much is it seventy eight?
Hold on a second, and.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Like all of a sudden, my app it doesn't head
through the face recognition. So now I'm like, I'm like, oh,
oh no, I'll take a change out of the car
to try and pay the lady.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
How do I back out of this drive through?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Look we get back up, We'll do some rock news,
rock news. Here's some rock news for you. Oh, I'd
go to the show. I definitely me and you. I
think we both agree that we go to the show.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Sugar Ray.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Stevie Wonder has announced the world tour.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
As long as it's not a money grab like Janet
Jackson came through Philly.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
I went to the show. It was all but I
guess he's playing a piano.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
So I think I.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Keyboard. Yeah, yeah, so it's Stevie Wonder. He doesn't see
what he's doing. So Stevie Wonder is embarking on a
US tour next month called Sing Your Song as We
Fix Our Nation's Broken Heart. That's what the tour is called.
It's a ten date trek and the closest show to
US is going to be October twelfth, Philadelphia, Wells Fargo seven. Yeah,

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that'll be a good show. I trust Stevie one. That's
a quick turnaround. He just announced it yesterday and he
shows her in October.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Do me a favor.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Put Nelly as your opening act like Janet Jackson did.
It was fantastic. Was it was Nelly and One Saint Lunatic.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
It was awesome. I don't.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Dank.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I don't see an opener step. I've never that's a
guy I've never seen. Man, I'd love to see Stevie Wonder. Dude,
he did what's that great album he had in the seventies.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Something July No Red.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Hot, It's too Hot, hottest ever music in the Key
of Love. Okay, I believe that's that's the name of
the album, and it's so good. Metallica has announced a
bunch I think they're competing with Stevie Wonder a North
America to Stevie Wonder's gonna open from Metallica.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
That would be a show.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Would be a fantastic show. So yeah, some Metallica is
going out on a US North American tour. They're gonna
have Limp Biscuit and Pantera open up.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Stevie Wonder or Metallica.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
It's gonna be Stevie Wonder opening up forlymp Biscuit, which
then opens up for Metallica.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I think Stevie Wondering gets so much respect that if
you put him in a Metallica show, I still think
people would love Stevie Wader.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
It's hard not to love Stevie Wonder. So the shows
from Metallica the closest we're gonna get two of them
at the link May third, May twenty fifth, so we
got a little bit of time. But that's Metallica, and
I believe one night is gonna be lymp Biscuit opening
up and the other night is gonna be Pantera, and

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I believe suicidal tendencies are also part of that show.
Let's see here Chester Bennington's mother. Now that's the guy
from lymp Biscuit who Susan Eubanks. She said she feels
betrayed by Lincoln Park over the reunion an addition of
a new vocalist, a girl named Emily Armstrong. You Banks

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told Rolling Stone that following the death of Bennington in
July of twenty seventeen, the surviving members of Lincoln Park
promised her they would discuss any potential rekindling of the
band with her prior to making the official decision, but
that did not happen. No one from the band reached
out to her, and she said she feels let down
since it was Chester's band and now they're running out

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there with this broad Emily Armstrong.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
I do get that you should have asked, you know,
who they're finding out if she's a part of all that,
you should have asked what she thought about it.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I mean just this good will be like, hey, Chester's mom,
you know, look we all need to pay you know,
gas and and our youth, our utility bills and our mortgage.
We need to go back out on tour. And we
got this broad and she's pretty good. And I'm sure
the mom would have been on with it. But I
guess he's hurt that they didn't even ask.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Like when you buy the engagement ring, you always ask
the dad if you can marry her, but yeah, you
want his blessing, he says no, You're like, well, I'm
already in so I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
I just wanted you to a greet to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, this is just yeah, this is all play like
it's oh yeah, yeah, this is It's all like I'm
just doing this to uh, to pretend. But yeah, I
already bought the ring. I can't take it back.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Like my wife's dad said, no, I think he said
he would kill me if I did it.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
I still did it.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I don't think I did. Yeah I did. I did,
But it's weird.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I know what I only I only asked him.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
But it's weird because my because my because even before
I asked my wife to to marry me, like my
my father in law and I are buddies. Right, So
you guys are talking about like it was like like
it was like like it would be weird.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Are you're gonna marry my daughter?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Like I.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Excuse me, sir, Like like no, I've watched him puke
out of an uber. You're good. Look you to marry Xcel.
Morning News for you. We've talked about this before, but
I got a real thing about not trusting veterinarians or dentists.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
It's hard to diagnose an issue when the thing you're
trying to diagnose can't speak back to you.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, that's that's the thing about veterinarians. I think veternarians
get away with murder because you're like, oh, well, your
dog needs this, your cat needs this, your parakeet needs this.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
And we do it because we love that animal.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
That what it is. You're really tugging at our heartstrings
and so and you're willing to pay for it. And
usually there's no insurance or anything, so it's all out
of pocket. And so you're like, oh right, yeah, okay,
h So so my my nineteen year old dog needs oxygen. Okay,
you know, here's five hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Yeah, I got roped into that. Matter of fact, I said,
how much is all this going to be?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
He's like, well, if we do the cremation everything else,
then everything else will just be rolled into that, like
the oxygen they pump my dog with because you have
blood in his lungs. I'm like, how do we make
this the cheapest we can make it? And we did
and I got out of that.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
And that's the thing. And even when you even I
don't trust them, even when you put the dog down,
like I think it costs me five hundred bucks to
put my dog down. Yeah? Right, And so I take
my little guy to the dentist yesterday. He was having
a toothache, he needed a cleaning, and I was so
we looked at one of his teeth and I could
see it was cracked. So I was like, okay, So

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I dude, I I I tried to find like a pediatric,
a dentistry place down here in like Atlantic and Kate
May Counties. I couldn't find any. I'd go to Deptford,
New Jersey.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Why don't we open one then?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
You? And I mean, ye, just for kid a dentist,
just for kidding. I think I don't even know if
you need a medical degree to be a dentist. I
think you can just say you're a dentist and just
start pulling people's teeth out, Like I can marry somebody
if I get the certificate online, like that certified. So
so I have to go all the way, have to Deaford.
So I go out to Deaford. We go to this
this it's like a kid's dentist place, and uh so

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the woman's like, hey, like, yes, tooth is cracked, and
we don't think like a root now is even gonna
help it. So we're probably gonna have to pull it out,
but his wisdom teeth will come in and kind of
fill the spot and blah blah blah. So I was
like okay. I was like, okay, so you got pools tooth. Okay,
things happened when I was an adult. It's an adult tooth, okay.

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So I was like, I was like okay, So, like
all right, so you pull the tooth, but she's like, yeah,
but when the wisdom teeth come in, it'll probably fill
it in. So I was like, all right, okay, what
are you gonna do? Like it's what you what we
need to do. So you're the expert here. I don't
know what I'm That's what I said. I said, I
don't know. You know, I'm in beautiful downtown Deptford. How
much can I look at the big board? So here's
so that's the thing. So then I she's like she's

(21:38):
She's like, well, you can go to the to the
desk and they'll they'll they'll like sign you out and
she'll let you know and give you an appointment and everything. So, uh,
my insurance covers the cleaning and all that nonsense, but
it doesn't. Dental insurance is a waste of time. It
usually covers like the insurance, like the cleaning and stuff,

(21:59):
but when you have like real dental issues, it doesn't
cover anything. So the woman's like, well, like, you know,
today's cleaning was covered, but like, oh the uh you know,
the pulling of the tooth that when he comes back,
that's gonna have to be uh, that's gonna have to
be cash. I was like, okay, like cash, okay.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
All right, So I got suck it right there.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
I look at her and I'm like okay, like like
it is what it is. So they come and she
gives me like, I can you just give me a
breakdown on what it's gonna be? And UH comes out
fourteen hundred bucks. Jesus Christ, Okay, I'll throw it out.
So she so she she really looks at me and
I I'm like, she sees the shock in my face, right,

(22:44):
and and she's she's very nice and and you know,
my little guy was really good for the dentist. And
she goes, you know what, let me, I'll be right back,
and she leaves for like ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
I don't go to car dealership. She's gonna fuck the manager.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Dude. Yes, So I go, I go, okay. From the
ten minutes, I'm just standing at the desk at the
dentist's office right where they have like the the the
toothbrushes that you can take for free. So she comes
back and she goes, yeah, I was able to talk
to uh to the doctor. I said, okay, I said cool,

(23:24):
and she goes, we got it down the four hundred
and one can.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
I go, fuck what.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I'm not going to fight it, but I'm like, where
did you knock one thousand dollars off? She didn't know
it was sixty five sixty off? Pulling a tooth day.
Oh you got the special. I was like, what, like,
where did where is the thousand dollars? Where did it go?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Like?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
And I didn't ask her to do this, And I said, hey,
if I got to pay the fourteen hundred, we got
to do it. The kid needs, you know, not to
have his tooth pain and I want him to have
good teeth. And but I was like, where did Like
you said, it's like in a car dealership that we're like,
let me go talk to my boss man.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
We take our kids to get their teeth clean. And
the woman came back.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
She's like, well, he had a he had a cavity
of one of his one of his like his baby
teeth or whatever.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Right then, dude, then we get this about how it's
gonna spread to the other teeth. But tooth, it's a
baby tooth.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
But I'm telling you, man, in two minutes, they had
it locked down. In two minutes, my wife was ready
to sign a piece of paper. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
It was like a thousand dollars, We're gonna have this
baby tooth pulled out because it had a little it
had like a little tiny cat which she's trying to
show me the x ray. I'm like, I don't see it.
I had it going to school, but I don't see
what you're looking at. Show me the white speck on
the thing where the tooth is. But anyway, boy, in
a minute they had that. We were ready to sign
a piece of paper. We're gonna have this teeth pool.
We got home. We said, let's just wait a minute.

(24:46):
It's a baby tooth. It's gonna come out anyway. Eventually,
it's going to just fall out. And especially he just
fell out, and that's the thing. And that's the thing,
Like why And I even said this to the woman,
I go, why do I even have dental insurance? Right? Yeah,
it's it's it's so it's worthless teeth cleaning. And I'm
like and she and look, this woman was so nice.
I told my wife I think she may have had

(25:07):
a little crush on me. Oh maybe that's why you
got the thousand thousand dollars for that. Yeah, where where
do you knock the thousand dollars off from? Well, she's like, listen,
if are they gonna like rip it out with a
pair of pliers, you maybe stripped down into your underwear
and let her take a picture because if you did
them fine with and look one hundred percent, Hey, i'll
take the thousand dollars off. It went from fourteen hundred

(25:29):
to four hundred. Sure, it's just what a difference, like
if you came back and said, well, actually know we
can do it for twelve fifty because it's not as
bad as we thought they might get it, but it's
significant where it's like that's a lot of money once again?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Are you prepared to eat that once again?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I'm I'm just like, I'm just like, then, why did you?
Why did you? And that's it is the car dealership mentality.
They throw that big price at you at the beginning,
and then it's that it's that dumb negotiation. I remember
I was getting a car once and a guy goes,
if you buy the car today, he drags over a
TV and he goes, we can give this TV to you,

(26:08):
and I go, I don't want a TV. I want
a car. Well, I like the fact that, but if
you bought that car the next day, you're not getting TV.
Is it that? So?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah, this deal is only today. So what you're saying
is I go home and talk it over with my
wife and I call you. First thing in the morning
tomorrow that this entire deal that we've worked out is
all the table. Then you're a bad salesperson. It's a
racket man.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
And that's what I think exactly it is. It is
a racket. And the thing that I found out we
were looking for the like new like I said, a
new dentist. There's no more family dentists anymore. Like I
got like a like a family owned dentist. It's all chains.
There's they're they're just they're chain restaurant dentistry, right, like
it's and and so it's you don't have that. Like

(26:51):
my mom she went to the same dentist for forty years, sure, right,
and was the guy that she grew up with, and
that was it. He was a family owned and then
eventually he had to sell out to one of these
corporate companies. And but I'm like you just I was like,
where did you drop one thousand dollars from? Yeah, where's
that negotia? And then yeah, which is once again, it

(27:13):
was in my favor. So I'm not I'm not gonna
turn it down. But I was like, so you quote
me fourteen hundred, but then ten minutes later you come
back with four hundred. Did you think I wasn't gonna
do it? I don't know. Look, we get back, we'll
do some headlines. But right now, I got an overnight
stay at Ocean and one hundred bucks to spend. You
want it six zero nine six seven seven one hundred

(27:35):
seven six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and
seven six zero nine six seven seven, one hundred and
seven overnight stay at Ocean and one hundred bucks to spend.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Dial up one hundred point seven ZXL South, Tracey's rock station,
ZXL one.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
I have a ton of talkbacks. We gotta get to, man.
I want to finish these up, because well, and this
you do to talk back? We were we're gonna play
him well and this is what we like. So what
you do is you go to the iHeartRadio app. You
search WZXL. There's a little red micro phone button. You
hit it, send us a message.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
We'll play it.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yeah, that easy.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
I talked about the other night man, My wife wanted
me to start opening doors for her. We got no, no, no, no
no no no no no. The car door will the
car door, which card door, which is belittling to you.
Don't do that. Don't don't open up the card door
for But here's your wife talking about how you do
open the car door.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
He's talking a big game. But my guy opens up
my door. He does old those things. He is a
bigger gentleman than what he tries to put on air.
So he doesn't just make me sound dramatic. He downplays
himself too, because he's a better man, far better man

(28:44):
than the way he makes himself sound on air.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
So are you opening doors for your wife when you
try to come out?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
You know what I do?

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Well?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
I do walk my my wife. Like if I get
home and she's she's going somewhere, I will walk her outside.
I do. And I do that with the children too.
I I just don't. And I don't know why. I
don't look at a husband. You're some tough guy who
waits your white Well, come, my beautiful wife. But and

(29:16):
I think I am a good husband. But what I
have a thing where when people leave the house, I
like to walk them out, even like I'll do it
with strange like not strangers, but people like if we
have company, I'll walk them all the way to their car.
Now will I open the door for them? I don't know.
I may do it, mate. Maybe, but I I have
a thing like all the kids and and uh and

(29:38):
my wife. You know, for a while, man, me and you,
we're kind of getting home early from the show. I
would go and make sure my wife's car was running
so the heat was on. That's nice. Yeah, And then
like they you know, the windows were defrosted during the
winter and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
He is a listener.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Hey, Joe, Jo and Scottie, stop whining. Just opened the door.
I've done it since day one when I met my wife. Yeah.
I don't believe it.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, I believe it as his wife chasing him out
of the house.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, I don't believe that you did.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Here's my kid again opening the door.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
This is your child. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
So Dad, you're saying I need to start opening the
door for mom. I haven't seen you open the door
for mom from the past month. Actually, I have been
opening the door for mom.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
So I don't want to hear sample.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Maybe you okay, by the way, I just started doing it.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
She just started putting it out there. She wanted me
to do.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Alling you out. Yeah. Now here's the thing. Now, I
know that my little guy, he's never opened the door
for anybody he actually leaves doors open just constantly.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
You talked about the saxophone the other day.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Trumpet.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Oh the trumpet, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Jo Jo Jones GARDI.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I got to play the saxophone growing up, got to
choose the alto.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Oh, my brother there was stuck with the tuba. Okay,
that's right. That's where all the cool kids got the saxophone.
My son he went with the trumpet, and he's not
very good at it.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Hey, the guy wants to fight my kid. My boy
heard it the other day. You know, response to this guy.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Oh yeah, for the guy that wants to fight me,
bring it on.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm gone, he's gonna he's gonna jiu jitsu his ass. Yeah.
I told my joke about the bucks. This guy liked
the joke. I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
That was a funny one. I just want to talk.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, that was It was a joke where you said
you saw two deer walk into a bar.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Yeah, they walked. Two deer walk out of a bar.
One sensed the other. I can't believe I blew forty
bucks in there. Oh this is uh, you know what,
let me get through these Uh, this is your wife
and the front door of the front door being open.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
When Jameson and I left, we accidentally left the front
door open. Don't know how I did it. Flip myself out.
That'll never happen again. But as far as him and
the boss goes, you even second guess to me like
I would lie to you.

Speaker 7 (32:09):
Like you're not my dad, I'm not a kid. I'm
not I got zero reason to lie to you. I'm
not afraid of you. I what happened is what happened.
The fact that you didn't even believe me is corny.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
She would whoop your ass by the way in a flight.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
So this was a bad It was the second day
of school. They missed the bus, now not saying it's
her fault that the bus I believe she told me
the bus just kind of blew by the bus stop.
But then they also left the front door. And we
don't have a storm door, like, it's just the door
and it was just wide wide open.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Realize, jump on the top back. We'll get him on.
That's all I got for today.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
It's iHeartRadio app and you go search WZXL and then
you just hit the red microphone button. You send us
a message. That easy and like I said, we'll play it.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, we love them.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, come on now. Uh and you know what, Look,
if you want to open the car door for your
your spouse, do it. But I don't know is are
are wives opening the door for us? Now? Look anything

(33:22):
hing love trash. It's pretty scary. We talked about it
earlier in the week about that the Dolphins quarterback to
to to to to to a. That's what dude, that's
a tough name. I'm even watching these like ESPN reporters
and Fox reporters, they have trouble saying this guy's name.

(33:45):
But Warren Moon, the Great Warren Moon one of my
favorite players growing up. He said, Man, he probably had
about six concussions in his career. Troy Aikman has come
out and said, like he wishes that, you know, there
was more safety precautions. He got on your plates. That's
what different. That's what Warren Moon. Warren Moon said, you know,
I feel pretty good. But you would go with Brett

(34:07):
Favre talks about that. Brett farv when have a concussion,
like every game you got dizzy, you came off, you
threw up, and you went back in the game because
you were real.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Men.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Here's the scary thing with the Tua kid because he
doesn't just get a concussion, like he goes into this
like they call it, there's a name for it. And
he goes almost into this like state of like seizure
and like his hands they they they start to like
freeze up and rigamortis they call it. And they they

(34:37):
call it like a riga mortis concussion. Yeah, this is
real common with Hawaiian players. Actually, is that what it is?
Simon's They go into this rigamortis thing.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
That's a real thing. I didn't just make that up.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
It's uh, it sucks, man, just because you're watching a kid,
you know it is. Career could be over. But you
know what, once again you can and you're watching a
lot of players do this. They're retiring early, like before thirty.
Get your money, because that's what it is. Get the
one big contract, get smart, get a nice business agent,

(35:13):
right and keep your money and then that's it and
and go, you know, become a broadcaster, do something like that,
or do whatever you want to do. But but yeah,
it looks like, like I said, this is the first
time the NFL may intervene.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
I know, it's a slow trash day. So I'll extend
this story a little bit. Warren Moon played for Minnesota
the Vikings, right, well.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
So Warren Moon was the for the Houston oil right,
so he was so Warren Moon was then he play
for the Vikings though, well, yes, so I will tell
you the story of Warren Moon.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
And I got a story about Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
So Warren Moon played, it was either for the USFL,
I believe it was the USFL or the Canadian Football League,
and he drug his feet on joining the NFL and
then he went and and jumped in with the Houston Oilers.
And that's when I fell in love with Warren Moon too.
I love the Houston Oilers.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
So I was at a bar in Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Well then he gets so then he gets traded to
Minnesota like ninety four ish, I want to say something
like that. And uh, and he has a run with
with Minnesota, and I think that's where he retired. I
don't think he went to another team.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Now listen, you can fact check me, but I think
this is I think this story is right.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
I'm at a bar in Minnesota. I was at the
bar where apparently.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
He urinated in the bar Okay, I've got to look
into this because he had like an area kind of
roped off on the side, like this is this is
where he was where Warren Moon in the bar in Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, the Great Warren Moon. Was he there hanging out
with Haywood Jefferies.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Now they just they had like a little platte where
it happened.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
So that's where Warren with the Great Warren Moon.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
I think he had a nice run with the with Minnesota.
Remember Ramdall Cunningham had a nice run with Minneso. I
believe he took him to win AFC or an NFC
championship game. So yeah, that's where that's where cool quarterbacks
from the nineties went to die. Chris Hemworth's you know
who that is? That's yeah. Should he ever cut his hair?

(37:16):
By the way, Well, I guess he's. Uh. He's part
of this new Transformers movie called Transformers One. He's playing
Optimist Prime. He's the he's the the the voice of
it and said, I guess these people can do it
from home now, like they could do the voiceover stuff
because it's a cartoon. Well, I mean, I guess, I mean,
I guess it's all cartoons, even if it's live action,

(37:38):
because it's the Transformers. So I guess he could do
all his parts from home. And he said, the biggest
problem with Dad is his kids would bother him while
he was trying the voice Optimist Prime. It's kind of cool,
Dad's Optimist Prime, Like is your kid? You're like, oh, yeah, hey, Optimist.
The movie's got a ton of stars in it, at
least voice wise, Scarlett Johansen, Steep Whomy, Lawrence Fishburn, John

(38:01):
hamm and Kegan Michael e Michael Madsen, you know, star
of some of those Quentin Tarantino films. He's filing for divorce,
accusing wife of domestic violence. So they've been married for
twenty eight years. He's a weird dude. He's a he's
a kind of a wacky guy. Simone Biles, do you
know who she is? She's the Olympic athlete, right, she

(38:24):
is the Olympic hat tumbler. She got a new tattoo
on her finger and a tribute to her husband. Her
husband's NFL player.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Yeah, he took time off I think to go see her.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, what's what it says? Made in heaven? What's I
don't know what's his name? I don't know, mister mister Biles. Yeah,
who's more famous? I guess she's more famous, right, Owens?
His last name is Owen's.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I hope it's Terrell. There you go, some trash.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
One hundred point seven. That the XL, South Jersey's rock
station's VXL work Force Employee the Day. Good morning, Good
morning the XL. Good morning to you. What's your name?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
My name is Wendy James.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
We'll make this short and sweet because it's Friday. We're
ready to get out of here. We'll make it to
ZXL work Force Employee of the Day. What yay?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
This is a good price Friday. I think our best
ticket Fridays, Ocean Fridays, come on now. Overnight's day. One
hundred bucks to spend. That's awesome, man. And it's the
best time of the year. Man. It's they call it
the local right, like all all the all the tourists
are gone and it's the local summer. You have great weather,
You're gonna go to ocean. You got one hundred bucks
to spend. Fantastic day.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Which, Okay, where do you work? I work at Jersey
Cape Diagnostic Training and opportunity center.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
That's a lot of words.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
You have to write that out every day. Yeah, okay,
you can't abbreviate that.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
With where do you work? I work? I work for Shield. Yeah.
Well it's a place for people with disability.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
I got you.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Okay, so are we so yeah? Yeah? Yeah, so okay,
so yeah station, this.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Whole station is a place with disabilities. You work with us,
is what you say, exactly? All right, right down to
the sales department. Han, right here, we.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
All love going to the zoo. All right, Wendy James,
you have an overnight stay at Ocean at one hundred
bucks to spend. All right, thank you so much. You
stay on hold, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
I'm not being rude. I'm just saying, like, this business,
it opens the door for people with disabilities like gambling, drinking,
drug issues.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
I know, guys, it went through it.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
It ruins lives. This business ruins.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Radio destroys people.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Yeah it does.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
I hate radio.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Yeah we really don't. Yeah, we're not big fans of it. Like, yeah,
like it it.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
I hate the people that work in radio, Yeah we do.
Oh they're they're really just they're they're not good people.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Yeah, and that's us.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
We're part We got to work. We can smell our own. Yeah,
we're really yacking it up, right, and well, yeah it's
I I've met more disgusting people through radio than I've
ever met in the rest of my life.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Bottom feeders, Yeah, at the bottom there.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
And I've worked some real bad jobs, and those people
are one hundred percent better than people who work at radio.
I can point to probably five people that college radio
ruin their lives. College radio right into real radio. It
ruins lives. It breaks up marriages. Dude, look at what's
going on. There's a radio station down down the street. Right.

(41:28):
Some would say it's our competition, but the ratings say different.
It's destroyed lots, divorces, got it just in time, cheating drugs,
it's it's all. It's all bad.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
We just wrap up here. We go home to our wives. Yeah,
you know, our family.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Do you know when you have a bad company is
when me and you are the normal one, right, Yeah,
we get out. Yeah, me and you are awful human beings.
But you know, when we're here, we're the best. Yeah,
they say one actually get through radio with a decent life.
We're the one percent that's us. Absolutely yep. Oh well yeah,
all right, Look we get back, we'll knock out some headlines.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
It is the ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
That's US one hundred point seven z XL, South Jersey's
rock station.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah. Now I have I have that house right now,
that house, you know, the house that probably all the
neighbors are talking about.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Are you yelling? Can you hear it?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Okay, I heard that from my neighbor's house yesterday. He
was yelling at his kid.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Windows are open, yeah, man, yeah, it's fall everybody, like
you got to remember that.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Like before my parents would fight, I go around and
close all the window so it wasn't embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
But yes, it's fall. Doors are wide open people. Uh,
the number fell off my mailbox. So I have so
I have a nine that uh that sits on my mailbox.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, just nine.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
And it was it's a it's a number. That's the number.
It's on the mailbox, right, and it's like it's like
one of those things you buy at home depot and
it's like a plastic nine, and it is on the
mailbox and it fell off, and I guess it fell
off when the guys came to cut my lawn and
so it got it's now it's now ripped apart. So

(43:17):
now there's just the mailbox and it has like the
not the indentation, but like where it faded from the sun. Yeah,
you can see the nine still a little bit. You
gotta fix that though. I gotta fix that.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
She has to think people don't think that you got
to take care of your mailboxes.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
To me, I do.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
I do every summer. I paint it.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
I see my neighbor painting it the other day. He
took his old mailbox. He's out there painting it black
and looks okay. But yeah, you got to dress up
the mailbox. People forget about the mailbox. To me, it's
the first thing you see at the house. You can
tell you to keep their home by their mail So
two big pet peeves for me.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
When you go to a house, Uh you know where
the herb and the street meat yeah yeah, yeah. Weeds. Yeah.
I hate when there's weeds where the street and the
curb meet, especially if your neighbors takes care of his.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Because I was in that, I was actually to the
left of me. He takes real good care of his.
And then it looks like, uh yeah, it looks like
it's a vacant home.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah, I hate that. The other one is when the
mailbox is tilted or I don't even understand what this is.
Some people, well, I don't know if their mailbox fell
over or got hit by a car, but they'll they'll
put it back in the ground. But it's really short, bro,

(44:39):
I'm not kidding, like like like it's it's so like
a mailbox should stand about what three feet enough to
the male person to be able to to just reach
over put everything there. Some people in my neighborhood, I
don't know what happened. Did a beaver eat eat the
bottom half of the post like the cartoon where he
keeps falling down.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
We had we had a neighbor man, older guy, and
I guess he had some problems with his wife, like
our health and stuff.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
And uh, my other neighbor ended up putting a brand
new mailbox in. I'm not I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
It was two feet off the ground, like the person
would have to get out of the truck and noel
down to put the mail Now, technically, yes, it's a mailbox,
but yeah, man, I don't understand that that was bad. Yeah,
that's where we lived in a community where everyone had
to have uniform mailboxes. It was a white post green mailbox.
Everyone in the neighborhood had to have the same mailbox.

(45:28):
And then some of the people like I like I said,
like I don't know if if if the post rotted
or whatever, but then they would just yeah, they would
just sole off the bad part and then put it
back in the ground. But now, yeah, it's a midget mailbox,
by the way. And I hate people that wrap mailboxes.
I think they're dumb rap.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
You ever see that like like run DMC Yeah, like
the no, no, no, not like that.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
No, they put the like I don't know, some type
of wrap, like a flower pad of wrap around their
the people who can really trash up a mailbox.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Man. That's why I kind of dig hoa's because like
they'll tell you, like the guy who gets like a
fish mailbox right, like it's just a big a big fish.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
I see him all the time, and you get the
mail into the big mouth of the Yeah, and it's
like I think I drive by a house, it's a flamingo.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
And where like if you live in an h o
A though, they like yea get rid of that.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Yeah, brigantine.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
It's a bunch of windmills and everything else, big fish
and a big sail boat and everything else.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
See, I'm not a big fan of the street mailbox
because a growing up, I never had it. Growing up,
our mailbox was by our front door, Like the mail
guy walked up to your porch and put the mail
in your mailbox next to your front door. Rusted thing, right, yeah, yeah,
it was all metal and dad had a painted you know.

(46:46):
But uh, but yeah, I'm not a big fan of
the street mailbox. But I get it. You know, the
mail people that they can just drive right up to it,
which is cool. But yeah, I'm that name right now.
People are driving by my house and they're like, oo,
look the number on his mailbox. Fell you live in
too nice of a neighborhood to have that. Rockets, don't

(47:06):
be that. I'm the trash of the neighborhood right until
I fix it home depot put a brand new wind
till I fix it tomorrow. It's I'm the trash of
the neighborhood. It is painted all black, yeah, you know
it's it's it's what are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (47:18):
You know?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
And here's the other thing, I have a it's a
wooden post, right, It's a wooden post with a gray mailbox.
And the guys who cut the lawn they weed whack
around it, and they whack the hell out of the post, okay,
and uh and I hate that because it'll chip all
the paint around the bottom of the mailbox. I know
this is stupid and it's one hundred percent first world problems,

(47:42):
but it does. It gets. It gets on my nerves,
and I'm like, the only way I could change that
is by putting like some type of garden around it.
Like I can put mulch around it. But I'm not
gonna do that. Do what I do.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
I just I try and mow as close as I can.
Once a year, I bring out that weed whacker. Yeah,
you actually stick your hand through weeds in order to
put the mail to my mailbox.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Well.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
The other thing, too, is I never I never checked
the mail, Like I you know, I really don't. I
haven't checked the mail in like a week. And my
daughter is waiting for fake IDs to be sent to her,
which is I'm pretty sure illegal and uh. And so
she's like, did you check the mail? I was like,
I probably haven't been about a week. Yeah, I don't
know why I stop giving up on that because everything's
on line. I don't need There's nothing that comes in

(48:22):
the mail that I need. That shopping saver where I
get use that clipper? Yeah, I don't need that. I'll
put it in my bird cage, in an Allie's.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Flyer.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
I don't need that. Look, we we get back, we'll
do a think call. Do you think you have a bed?
You think you've got in bed? All right? Of course
it's Philly. It certainly appears that Philadelphia's Matthew Gabriel might
be suffering from issues far greater than taking his fantasy

(48:54):
football a tattoo. Seriously, I do watch these guys, dude,
and I know you. You are big in the family
football and I love it, do your drafts and everything
like that. I just never got into it. Like like,
we used to do a thing called Football Fridays on
the show, and it would be like I hated it.
I hated coming in on a Friday because it was
I don't know, I forget who. It was. Like we

(49:15):
had a guy on and he would just ramble on
about stupid fantasy football stuff. We had a local guy
would talk Eagles, which is fun, and we had the yeah,
the fantasy football game, Fantasy football, and then and then
I think he would get upset with me because I
would just ask him questions about techmobile. Yeah right, And
I don't think he thought I respected what he did.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
You guys take it seriously. And that's because the big boss,
he was all in the fantasy Yeah. And so I
was like, eh, I love it. I was writing all kinds,
I'd taken notes and everything. Well, so, uh, fantasy football.
This guy in Philly, Matthew Gable.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
According to the US Department of Justice, the twenty five
year old pleaded guilty the two counts of interstate and
foreign communication to threat to injury. It all stemmed from
an online disagreement with a member of his fantasy football
chat So what happened. He's importedly discovered the person he
had the disagreement with was going to study abroad in Norway.
So Gabriel submitted an anonymous tip through the Internet to

(50:08):
the Norwegian police Secret Service that the person he disagreed
that he disagreed with planned to carry out him. Oh okay,
so he's getting I guess he got pissed off at
this guy in the fantasy football camp. So he calls
the Norwegian police secret service to say, the guy's gonna
that this guy's coming to your country and he's going

(50:29):
to have a mass shooting and he was just gonna
go study abroad. This kid was going to colle Oh Jesus.
So the FBI wasted hundreds of man hours investigating the tip.
The man later admitted that he made it all up.
Then Gabriel contacted the University of Iowa, claiming that a
member of his fantasy football chat group was planning a
bombing at the school, knowing full well that the member

(50:51):
in question had no plans to do any such thing,
basically committing another hoax while being prosecuted for the first hoax.
He's facing a maximum five year prisons. So I guess
this kid, I guess maybe beat him in fantasy footbeah.
I guess maybe stole one of his players right before.
I don't know how fantasy football works. Well, it doesn't
worry like that, is it like? Is it like dungeons

(51:12):
and dragons that that has nothing to do with So
when you guys have like a fantasy draft, you have
like the like do you have like little players that
you put like on a board.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
No, but they will get It's usually done at my house.
There's a podium, the guy makes the announcement, and then
the guy that lost last year has to put the
names up on the big board. Okay, and then we
go home and we don't get late.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
A poop laden scandal has rocked the Oklahoma State Fair.
It all started during what was dubbed has the stinkin
Ce competition. That's where four contestants load themselves into twoenty
twenty four Nissan Sentra starting at eleven am on a
Thursday of last week, knowing they weren't allowed to leave
with the exception of a bathroom break every three hours.

(51:55):
The remnants of any food eating would have to remain
in the car with them. On Sunday, Brian rich was
declared the winner, but the runner up, Chris Deshner, claimed
that there was something stinky about how Richmond won the
contest on Facebook. Chris Deshner dropped, uh he he drop
a deose. He said that the guy Richmond, this is disgusting.

(52:20):
This is but look, I guess it's all to win
the car. Remember it's the the old competition of like
you gotta put your hand on the car for two days.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
So the guy Brian Richmond, who won, went to the
porta potty because you're allowed to a bathroom break every
three hours. He took a cup of poop out of
the porta potty brought it into the car to make
it smell so the other people would have to be
kind of like day. They would leave because the smell
was so bad. Okay, yeah, yeah, I get that a

(52:53):
little bit, because I think I could stand the smell
of mind, but not the smell of others.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Cam, did he win?

Speaker 5 (53:00):
You won?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
He won? He won a twenty twenty four Nissan CenTra. Nice.
That's a futiment. That's a good, yeah, hybrid. I don't know,
don't know the deats on the CenTra. Let's see here.
If you're going to be part of the Los Angeles
Sheriff's Department, I know me and you are thinking about that,

(53:20):
you can be in a gang. Apparently the new policy,
which started this past Wednesday. It's been an issue within
the apartment for decades, with nineteen gangs within the department
being identified in investigations over the years. The new policy,
called Prohibition Law Enforcement gangs and hate groups bands deputies
from participating in or getting others to take part in
so called law enforcement gangs. A sheriff says that for

(53:43):
the first time in history of our department, when you
go through a process for Captain and above, you're asked
about tattoos the investigators have linked to violent deputy gangs
within the department. So not only are you dealing with
the Sheriff's department fighting gangs, right, that's the whole thing
when you're a cop, But now they're saying there's gangs

(54:06):
within the Sheriff's department.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
So they're gangs on gangs.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
But just what are they? The good gangs that the
good gangs? You know, Oh, they're bad gangs. I guess
now you're battling the guys. Well, I would want to
joy that. Isn't that called a union? If you go
and really dig into like the the Biggie Tupac stuff,
you find out, man, that all these cops in l
A are all corrupt, Right, they're all like they're all

(54:33):
on the take, and it's it's crazy, and you got
like got and so like they're it like it's nuts,
and there's like this whole big.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Embarrassed like that. It comes like.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
He wasn't bad ass that sign outside of my own.
We're going about I had to do it. I get
these people to come up. Yeah there's okay, there's a
company there. It's a scam. I know it's a scam.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
They come up. I think it's like h M L
or something. So they come up to my door.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Every week.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
I get one. They send a girl the other day
with she had acte all over her face. I'm like,
you're the best they could send it to this neighborhood, Like,
I'm even.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Gonna talk to you.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I don't think that her sales ability have anything. I
couldn't even look at her. So anyway, she comes up. Right,
here's the racket. They say, uh, yeah, there was some
storms in the area. I'm like, okay, this is we
want to check your roof for damage.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
I'm like, okay, So.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
They want to check your siding and your roof because
what they do, and then they'll ask for your insurance infolks,
I okay, And here's it. It's not even like, hey,
here's some damage. Submit this to your insurance company. You
see what they say.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
They want your insurance, They want your the person. They
want the number.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Now they go on, Now they're going to contact my
insurance company and tell how bad my roof is and
then what so so they're going to pay to do that. Okay,
So I believe what the scam is if I remember
this right, because this used to happen at my old
house quite a bit. They would come and they would
then get in touch with your homeowner's insurance and what

(56:11):
they would do is their flight goes up, they would
fleece them. So they would be like, oh, we got
to repair all this, and they would they would just
double or triple charge, and so you would end up
getting a new roof, new siding, whatever. They'd be like, oh,
you had a hailstorm and there's a dent in your siding.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Does my insurance pilicy go up?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Now I file the cabin So they file the claim
for you. They triple charge what they what they normally
would charge, and uh and so then uh and then
all of a sudden, six months later, Yeah, your insurance
goes up.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Yeah I got duped and I didn't know the part
where they asked for my insurance company and they now
want to contact them. So I go take a look
so he's like, oh, there's a lot going on. So
I look out my bedroom window. He has like circles
of chalk written around, like like tiles at aren't even damaged.
I'm like, how bad can it be? I have no
leaks at all in my home. I've looked at my attic,
I have no leaks. How bad is my roof? And

(57:08):
it's that they they play it up. They make it
sound like it's it's a thing. It has to be
my house is it's eight years old. I know my
roof isn't damaged at all. I have no issues with
my roof. But you're gonna contact my insurance company and
this is all gonna happen. Yes, yes, no money out
of pocket. But my now file the claim. So of
course you think that money people, the money doesn't it
has to come from somewhere. I'm not gonna get a

(57:29):
free roof now, room. No, nothing is free. There's and
all this sudden nonsense.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Nothing is free.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
They're playing the game of they're gonna, they're gonna. It's
what I talked about with taking my kid to the dentist.
They they said, you know, he had to have an
oral surgery, and they're like it's gonna be fourteen hundred bucks,
and I was like okay, and then I told them
I'm just gonna pay in cash because the insurance isn't
gonna cover it. And they're like, came back and oh,
it's only four hundred.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
It's a rag.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
They're trying to cut away. So so you're really you're
just gouging the insurance company. Is that is what you're doing?

Speaker 3 (58:04):
So I put a no soliciting sign. So when they knock,
when this awful person human being comes to my going
to point to the sign right there. It's it's as
clear as can be. I don't want it in my flower.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Steps, but you can't miss it because and here's how
my question is, are they going to abide by Okay,
I don't know yet. I haven't I haven't had a
tester where I watch somebody come up the sidewalk, see
the sign and then turn around. It also says do
not ring the bell, and there's a picture of a
guy not ringing the doorbell.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
It has a big Ghostbusters signed to it. Don't ring
the doorbell.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
So when they do come, I say, listen, before this
conversation goes any further, you can clearly.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
See there's a sign. And what does it say, sir,
It says no solicening, So just turn around and walk away.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
I get my neighborhood's big with Solar. We get the
Solar guys once a week, right, like it's it's a
new company. Once a week. They roll in that and
Jehovah witnesses. Yeah, okay, and that's a that's a big one.
They want to save me. They want my you know,
they they want to take my h my souls.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Yeah that's right. Yeah. Well see they can see I
have Solar and they know where Jehovah's witnesses, so I
don't have to worry about those two.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
So uh yeah, it's uh and it's always two with
the Solar guys. Hey, we just talked to your neighbor
and he's really interested and we could package a deal
with you and him already. Year let's knock out both
houses with one shot. Dude, I actually went with Solar.
I'm okay with the guy. Caught me at the right time,
right place. But man, to knock on my door, just stop.

(59:30):
If I want something, I'm gonna go find it. You think,
all of a sudden, I'm like, man, I damn. I
wish somebody would come knock on my door and ask
me about a new room. The way to get rid
of them is you open up the door and you go,
I rent.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I don't own the house. Yeah, I can't make any
I can't make any decisions.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
I tied a pit bull out out front right to
my mailbox, which is weird because you're talking about the artist.
Uh little mister three or five? Uh worldwide.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Man, let's get out of here, everybody. Thanks for your
calls today. They're always welcomed on the show. We're glad
when you're all a part of this. Stay there and
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