MONDAY 9-23-24

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
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Speaker 1 (00:38):
And this show isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Hey man, what's happening? Good morning? Good Monday morning. I
saw a.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Like you don't see him a lot up close and
personal unless you live in Ocean City where people feed
him on the beach. I saw a fox jump right
in front of my car. It was a sexy lady. Hey, hey, sweetie.
He was in the black Horse pike Man and it
jumped over the media and ran in front of my car.
They are cool. Look at animals because they're like a

(01:15):
like a a mix of like a dog. Yeah, and
maybe like a raccoon with a big tail.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah. We get coyotes out by us.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah we have down there. You can hear them yelling
and screaming.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, it sounds like a we first moved in. It
sounded like the neighbor's kid was lost in the wood.
I'm just laying there, I'm like, yeah, I think that
sounds like a baby crying. I think they yelled to that.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
That's like a it's a group thing that they kind
of get their group back together.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Or maybe it was their kid in the woods and
I just didn't care, so went back to sleep.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, I who the kids are right, Yeah. And then
coyotes can be nasty. Foxes they just kind of hide,
and like I said, you know, it's it's it's kind
of rare to see them.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
But if I could tell the difference between the two,
like I don't know, oh fox, yeah, well you'll see
a fox. Fox.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Foxes look cool. They look like a little dog but
with a big furry tail.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
And and in Ocean City, they live in the dunes
of the beach in the north end of the island,
and so people they they they're now like people friendly,
which is not good. So what they do is there's
a right there on the boardwalk, Browns is a donut shop,

(02:23):
and people buy donuts and feed the foxes. But like
you know, they can have rabies, like they can bite you.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, it's a while. Man, It's like a bear. You know,
you want to go up there and give the thing
a hug, but it's still bear. I think Brigantine has
fox too, Mano.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
They hang on the they like living in the in
the marsh of the dunes, and then they'll they'll just
like come out and run around the beach while like
you know, everyone's there hanging out.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Oh yeah, look at you guys.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
All right there foxes.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
That's cool. Everybody Monday, let's dive into that. Let's find
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Speaker 4 (02:54):
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Speaker 1 (02:59):
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Speaker 4 (03:16):
Ukrainian President Vladimir Zalinski.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
He will he.

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Visited, uh yesterday, a Pennsylvania ammunition factory that is producing
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fight Defendolf Russia. Yeah, I guess he's gonna meet with
President Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Also, he doesn't really lived the life of a guy
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Speaker 4 (03:46):
This would be like us electing Howie Mandel.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Sure yeah to run the country.

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A Secret Service assessment of the failures that led to
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(04:31):
guess that's for people who have a nut allergies. So
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(04:53):
think we have in my house.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I was drinking milk over the weekend and I had
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Speaker 1 (05:54):
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One hunchre point seven ZXL sautur is his rock stations
ZXL Morning One hunch of point seven ZXL, South Jersey's
rock stations, THEXL Morning Show. My wife had a h
she gave up yesterday on getting the kids to Uh,

(06:15):
I don't know. Here's the problem is. They they do
enjoy playing video games, but like that's all that they
like to do. So when it comes down to like
it was a beautiful weekend, like we're forcing them to
go outside, and the kids go down, they go to
the colder sack, We're like, hey, go ride your bikes, right,
just go outside, go ride your bike.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah, Like my kid was we were all watching the
Eagles game yesterday and he's in another room on his
Oculus okay, and I'm like, I'm like, dude, you're a
fair weather fan. Come on now.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
So they go down, they ride their bike. They're in
the house three minutes later, I'm like, what was that.
He's like, I went down to the cul de sac.
I'm like, the whole point is you to spend time
outside and do something like. It's not just going down
to the colder sack and come back. I say, go
out there to ride your bike, Go get into some trouble,
like walk through the way. Even my wife's like, just
go walk through the woods. Whatever you do, make sure
there's not a roof over top of your head. But

(07:00):
my kid pulls this. And here's the problem I had
with my oldest eleven is school is confusing when it
comes down to work, like missing work, and he's already
missed an assignment. Luckily it's a no kid left behind policy.
Do they make up work? You could probably make up
work three months later. The teachers don want nothing to
do with these kids. Get out of my class. You
can make up to work.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
My kid's been in school for like two weeks and
he hasn't had at least he tells me he hasn't
had any homework.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah. I told my kids. I said, listen, you start
missing assignments, man, that's it. You're done. Everything will be
taken away. So uh So, yesterday my wife knows that
he has a test. It's coming up today. So the
weekend he's supposed to be doing something, like you gotta study,
do something, he says, I'm not doing school work. Weekends

(07:46):
are for me.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Oh look at him. It's very self aware.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Again, I want to give him credit because I'm just
listening to this go down.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I'm like, okay, on weekends, weekends are for for lounging.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Hey, they are, they are for resting, and and I
get it, dude.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Sundays were the worst in school. I hated Sunday nights
because I knew that I didn't get anything done.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
And I guess they were for you, Scott. Well, that's right.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
And I had that anxiety of Monday morning and knowing
that I did nothing that I was supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
So my worst. My wife tells me that this goes down.
I was like, well, then, what was the response? And
there was no response. I was like, how do you
not have a response to that? When the kids says
the weekends are for me, you say, no, they're not.
The weekends are you can get ready on Monday. I'll
give you Saturday, that's fine, but it's now Sunday afternoon
and You're not going to make him go back and

(08:38):
in of Sunday, I was like, no, no, no, go get
your stuff. Weekends aren't for you. Weekends are to get
ready for whatever's going to happen during the week of school.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I remember doing that thing on a Sunday afternoon. And
this is when you're younger, when your parents have to
help you with with stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
And I'd be like I'd go.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
To my parents and be like, hey, I got a
project do on Monday morning and they're like what and
they're like, yeah, we have to collect leaves and then
iron them in wax paper and uh. And my mom
would be like, well, why are you just telling me
this now? I remember one time, dude, my dad got
so mad. Remember you had to make those the planet
uh like like like you would have to hang the

(09:14):
planets with.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
The styrofoam ball styrophone ball.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
So I remember it was a Sunday and I was like, yeah,
I got to do this, and we had to go
to Edmund Scientific I believe was the name of the store,
and we had to go get all this stuff to
make this. And my dad was so pissed at me
because it's here. It is Sunday night. Yes, right, sixty
minutes is coming on. He's getting mad, he's not watching
you know, sixty minutes and uh and so and here

(09:38):
we are making this planet, this this stupid planet.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Project, and you'ven known about it for weeks. I'm sure
like this test. Same. They didn't just give my wife.
He didn't just get the Hey Friday, you have a
test on Monday. You've been sitting on for a week, man.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
And my dad just wants to watch Andy Rooney a
sixty minutes And here I am. I'm trying to paint Saturn.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
And I'll know good because it's football for me for
from noon till I guess eleven o'clock last night. So
I'm no good. You know I can't help you out.
But yeah, weekends for me, no.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
No.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
As a parent, I was like, yeah, you have to
have a response to that. And the response is no,
go get your book, man, do some work. Is your
kid lazy?

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yes, man, we're having an issue with laziness at twelve.
We're not lazy when it comes to video games out
to be something they want to do, right, easy, fire man.
But when it comes to like cleaning his room, doing
things like like even just brushing his teeth. It's like pulling.
It's like pulling teeth, trying to get him to do it.
So like we're good. My wife and I both are

(10:38):
in agreement, Like we're just gonna start pulling video games
out of his like the like the more it happens,
we were just gonna pull stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
You gotta start taking it away. Man. Yeah, his no,
his room is clean. I do give him that. But
his room is clean. Why because he likes to play
video games in a clean room. Everything has to do
with video games in the house. And I mean we
played him man growing up. I get it. They are cool,
but I wish he would love kids as much as
he does video games.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
My kid's bed has so much stuff on it. Yeah,
he can't even sleep on it.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, my kid wanted to take snacks and drink. Oh.
He had a bunch of vitable waters of war. He's like,
I think I'm gonna keep these upstairs when I play.
He's like, no, no, no, you come back downstairs if you
bless up.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
If you.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Look, we get back. Got some rocks, Joe and Scotti.
Rock news.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
There's some rock news for you. I guess there was
a festival in Brazil. Brazil's very big Eagles game was there,
and there's big rock festival.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Stop doing things in Brazil. You can't drink the water,
there's crime. I can't wear a watch.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
I saw Katie Perry had just just a concert in Brazil.
He was in a bikini on the balcony of our hotel.
Journey was performing at this festival in Brazil, and I
guess the Filipino kid that's their lead singer. That's not
their lead singer. He's not Steve Perry, but he sounds
just like Steve Perry. He was struggling to sink uh oh,

(12:04):
and a lot of people were complaining, and he dude,
I've seen him. He's very good and sounds just like
Steve Perry. So it's rare to see him have a
bad night. And so a lot of people are coming
out and saying, hey, like, you know what's going on?
And he you know, his name is like one or something,

(12:25):
Arnell Arnell Panetta, I believe his name is. He went
on the social media for Journey and said, all right,
look I had a bad night. So here's here's the deal.
I'll put up a pole. Do you want me to
go or do you want me to stay? And it
looks like has of right now they lets you the goat.

(12:47):
It looks like the majority is in the stay camp.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, I had a bad night. I get it. Come on,
he's a kid alone. So he just when this comes
to an end, that's it, that's all he has. He's
back to the Philippines. I believe.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
I believe they found them on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yep, he's right back the way.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
He he was doing like he was doing like a
journey karaoke and they put it up on YouTube, and
that's how the band found them. Dave Navarro has issued
another apology for the Jane's addiction implosion that happened last
week and offered his clearest hint that the band has done.
He said his recovery from a long illness has paved

(13:25):
the way for the original lineup's first tour in decades.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
And it just ended.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
It just ended with Perry Ferrell having a meltdown on stage,
shoving and trying to punch Dave Navarro out of nowhere.
And it looks like Perry is going to seek mental help.
In the new social media post, Dave Navarro said, the
latest city, Yeah so here here's the worst part. So

(13:50):
the band has this meltdown on stage, right, and it's embarrassing,
but they had there. They still had to put out
a new song and it came out a couple of
days later. This is the post from Dave Navarro. I
am proud of the work we did on this song,
true Love, but I am equally saddened by the.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Fact that you will likely never hear it live. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah, it looks like it looks like that's that's it.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I didn't even see the video. Okay, So if it was,
if they were younger and it was a legit fight
where each guy got some real cool punches in, probably
not that bad problem. But the fact that it was
old guys and it's like you're a zero and you're
missing a swing. That like, that's the embarrassing fight.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
And here's the thing, Like they're not tough guys, they're musicians. Yeah,
so it's not like like there was a there's an
awesome video and it's like nineteen eighty I believe it was,
like it's maybe eighty one eighty two. It is the
Still Life tour with the Rolling Stones and a guy
runs up on stage, Keith Richards takes his guitar and

(14:52):
hits the guy over the head with that's that's cool streat. Yeah, yeah,
that's cool. This fight with sixty year old men, which addiction.
It was just kind of sad he did do something cool,
because once again, when you cancel a tour like that,
there's a domino effect that it's a lot of people
are affected. He said, I'd like to thank and publicly

(15:13):
apologize to our crew, Crawlers and their crew, and also
the opening bands Love and Rocket.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
So no, poor Love and Rocket love it we do
it now.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
You know, so that they got to go back to
playing bowling allys. Eric Clapton has announced the new album.
It's called Meanwhile, was released in digital fom October fourth,
before coming to CD and vinyl on January twenty fourth.
The album includes fourteen songs, eight collected from singles Clapton
has released over the past few years, so be on

(15:44):
the lookout for that you're an Eric Clapton fan. The
album marks Fivepen's first non holiday album. There's an Eric
Clapton Christmas album?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
How do we miss that?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Since twenty sixteen?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
It is.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Josh Rock So I brought this up multiple times that
my algorithm on my social media is a little weird.
We talked about a couple of weeks ago, maybe a
couple of months ago. Now, hoof cleaning was a big
one where it was the hoofs of horses and cows
were being cleaned.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, I get that too. It's crazy the way they
carve all that. Not that crap out of there, man.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Then it was a band that I don't even care about, Paramore.
Their videos, like not kidding, every second or third video
was Paramour opening up for Taylor Swift. So that was
that was interesting. Then it was the Stallone Sisters, Sylvester
Salone's daughters. For some reason, they kept popping up on

(16:44):
my social media. And when I say pop up, I
don't mean like every now and then it was all
my social media was, well there's a new one, jojo,
you want to hear what the new one is? Okay,
go ahead. Breastfeeding videos?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Okay, dude, it was on my list. I was just
going to.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Bring why is my algorithm now being inundated with breastfeeding videos?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Oh no? And sometimes they're not horribly they're not horrible
to look. It's like a nice breast that comes popping
out in the social media. So I'm thinking I'm just
gonna get like the kid's face smashed up on the nipple.
I'm getting the full boob taken out. Man.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
So what does like?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Are we just liking about it off the air? Does
like big breast milk? Uh, you know, like like big pharma,
Like are they pushing to get you know, breastfeeding online?
Because it's all yesterday, it was all my social media
was was breastfeeding videos.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
You did do a story about milk and headlines. Well,
here's a thing.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I don't have babies. No, I was around a baby yesterday.
Do you think that social media that it's so insane
that it just knew it just knew that I was
around a baby yesterday.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
We like breasts. I think they're like cool. I love
my wife's breasts.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
It was a hot girl that was breastfeeding, but I
couldn't believe it because they were actually letting like the
boobs out, like like they were showing everything yet fool.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
But I also get I also to get this too. Man,
it's uh, they're fishing in other countries. See this guy here,
he's spearing fish. Again. I have no idea this looks
like this could be Haiti, but this guy is spear
and fish and I get the two man. It's over
in Asia where they throw a net down and he
pull up like a bunch.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Of I hate fishing.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
I haven't fished in like a month, and I got
sick on a boat. It's so crazy the way. And
I was going through one too, where it's it was
people like without limbs like one was and it was
so sad. I don't know why I came up. It
was a like a boyfriend and a girlfriend and like
she doesn't have arms, but she has a football helmet
on and he threw her like a long ball. Now,

(18:47):
the funny thing is it bounces off of her head
because you can't catch it with her arms.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
I had that for a little while. Yeah, I still
can't shake this one. And I guess it was because
we did something on the air. We talked about it.
I have UH and I love it. And I think
I know the video that started it, because once again,
it takes one video for you know, the social media
to go Okay, you like that, So now I'm gonna
it's all We're gonna.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Send you.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Special needs.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
So there's a kid and dude, it's a hilarious video.
It's a kid who's big stone Cold Steve Austin fan,
and he's special needs, and his parents it's probably down
in Florida because they have one of those built in
pools in the back of the house that have like
the the housing around it from the bugs, the bugs

(19:37):
and the alligators and stuff. And he walks out in
the Stone Cold outfit with two beers because Stone Cold
would smash beers together. But for some reason, somebody gave
him two beer bottles.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Can't have glass near a pool.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
So he walks into the pool and smashes the beer bot.
I get it, dude, happy as can be, except now
there's glass all in the pool, right, so everyone around
him is yelling and screaming because of that. I have
special needs, dancing, special needs, cooking, uh, special needs uh,

(20:10):
beauty pageants.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah. And if something pops up that you don't you
send me a special needs bands all the time? Yeah,
cover bands am Yeah. And if something pops up you
don't want get off of it quick because the longer
you stay on that, Like, I don't know, I probably
looked at the breast video. Maybe I don't know. Maybe
ten seconds and I kind of swipe past it. But
now it's like, oh, wait a minute, he's a little
bit interested in the breast thing. So let's let's throw
him back some more breast video. Weird all day yesterday,

(20:33):
nothing but breastfeeding videos.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
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and Jefferson Starship if you want him. Six zero nine
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Speaker 1 (20:44):
We get back. We'll do some headlines. Conspiracy Corner one
hundred point seven is EXL Sat, Jersey's rock station and
the ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Yeah, hey, Gary G. Garcia is in the studio now.
Conspiracy corner. We love it a jokes dot com go
to the website. Gary, what do you What do you
got for us today?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Buddy?

Speaker 5 (21:09):
We love your conspiracy Dude. He's getting real, man.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yeah, dude, you I gotta give you a lot of credit.
Like almost a year ago.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Dude, you listen, all your listeners know they heard it
here first said talk about it, and you guys were
like Diddy.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yeah, you said, you said, did stuff's going down with Diddy?
Because there was some rap back like some rappers were
coming out and like dissing them, and you're like, some
stuff's going It's gonna go down.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
He's like in jail, jail, and he's looking at like
life in prison.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
Yeah, he's gonna be all right, man, And now they're
going down. Nobody nobody wants them. Well, they got him
on suicide Watch. Well here's because he looks very suicidal.
But nobody wants to get bailed more than the prisoners
that he's staying with. They want him out, dude. I
heard they could plain he's taking a show where he
keeps dropping this and they're like, did he stopped dropping

(22:01):
this up? But he's like, let me get that, let
me get that.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
You know who they're going after now or they're they're
going through the videotapes, all these videos and interviews, dude,
all the celebrities that were at these parties where all
this stuff went.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Damn, dude, I got to and no one's saying nothing,
but I got the New Heat, dude, You're ready for
the New Heat? Is another one. He was there with me,
He was there.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
You know this is going to mess up big time,
justin Bieber Dude, Dude, I never felt I never.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Felt so bad for that kid.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Come out, ho.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Victim, and here's the thing. You're ready for this that
you brought them up.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Kim Porter.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Remember we spoke about kim Porter. That was his first wife,
and she died at forty seven years old out of
nowhere from pneumonia. Right, I don't know it. She couldn't
get over pneumonia at forty seven. They said she was
coming out with a book, right, that she was gonna
do a tell all book right before she died. That's
what everybody was saying. The book is coming out, yo.

(23:01):
It's called The Lost Words of kim Porter. She sent
it to friends. She had it sent to friends, who
then sent it to a publisher with videos to back
up everything she was saying. Ready for this.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Hold on.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
She said that she came across a safe, opened it
up and found a whole bunch of videos in there
with Diddy with underage boys. One was a hip hop
one was a hip hop group. Two boys they said young.
They didn't say their names, but I'm guessing probably criss
Cross because they got tossed out like man. Right, Well,
they weren't young, criss Cross. Yeah, they had the zipper.

(23:42):
They wanted it horrible.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yes, he needed that.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
He's the access dog. But yo, they said, they got
a video of him tearing up Justin, tearing up Justine
and ready for this. The last the last entry, because
the words come out of her diary, supposedly the last
entry she put in the book and with hers saying did.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
He got me? Wow?

Speaker 5 (24:05):
He got me? Because she must have. She must have
wrote that when she was sick and she knew, she
knew she got poisons.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
So here here's another weird thing. Do you know did
he adopted Usher?

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Yes, well he didn't. He didn't adopt him. He had
legal custody over which is And that's another thing that
broke this whole thing open. Because he was on how
Stern right, a real crappy freaking dude on the radio right,
he was on she was He was on howis Stern
and they asked him about it was called did he
did he land or something like that like that, did

(24:37):
he did he's place or whatever?

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Did he?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Don't give a damn, I'll tell you that right now.
And ushers said that he saw a lot of things
at thirteen he didn't.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Understand talking about.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
He can't talk about they said, would you let your
kids going?

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Justin Bieber put that in the song. He's like, I
can't talk about things I saw at Diddy's parties, But
how about this Usher just deleted seven thousand twees.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yes, yes, so they're.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Pink the same day Pink and they said Pink was
close with him too.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah, like like, what what's going on in the world?

Speaker 5 (25:08):
So that everybody who thought I was nuts? Everybody who
said I was crazy a year ago, you called and
everybody thought I was crazy, right, everybody, my daughter, everybody,
And now everybody's coming out to me.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Saying podcast I got the podcast got.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Taken down for that. Yeah, they said I was selling lies,
and now everybody's coming up to me. Who's next?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Who's next?

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Jay?

Speaker 5 (25:31):
I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Sure he had there was a party to where where
did he was with a with Obama? There was a
party with him with Taylor Swift? It's like, how far
want to.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Know who the best is? Marlon Wayns right, Marlon Wayne's
was on Club Shade.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
She was on Shannons podcast. It was a great interview.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Dude, But does he not sound like a dude who's
just trying to pretend that that he had none to
do it.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Well.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
His big joke was he's like, he's like, I'd be
at those parties, so three am. That stuff must have
happened at three oh five, that's.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
What he says.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
He says, I left early, he said, I I love
the Diddy parties.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I left early. I leave around three.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
You're telling me this started at three oh two. No, brother, no, brother,
we're saying you didn't leave late. Leaving late is eleven
to one. I'll give you eleven to one. You're leaving early.
You're there after one o'clock. Dog, No, it didn't start
at three oh two, world, It started at one oh
two and your ass was dead.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
I'm telling you. The world is falling in on these celebrities, dude.
It's it's so kars are getting.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
So many people are gonna go down behind this. But
he's the thing.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
He did like Kanye, and you're like, dude, we thought
as crazy. Maybe he's making a lot of sense.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
But he's not the first to say that they drugged him.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
You know.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Dave Chappelle said the same thing. People quickly forget, like
all these actors you know who were great actors, all
go nuts at some certain point. Why, no one, that's
the question. Why Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Why
was Martin Lawrence running through the streets that time with
a gun and his man saying, remember the gonna kill me?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Why? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yeah he went he went nuts? And you're right, they
all go nuts. Ellen's girlfriend because she was driving one hundred.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Miles an hour.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
No folke about that. And now it's coming out even
more because you know Ellen's gonna go down, to Ellen's
gonna go down, You gonna go down. Did you see,
just to switch it up, did you see the Oprah
thing with Kamala Harris? Am I the only one felt
like I was watching a commercial for abortion.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
I've never seen an interview.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
They had a montage for abortion. Never seen anything like
that before in my life.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
It was it really is kind of just like, what
what are we doing at this point?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
It's cartoonists?

Speaker 5 (27:42):
It literally is, dude. I was just telling you, it's
like everything's cartoonists with with Trump, it's like watching Wiley
Coyote and yeah, and how many.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Times it's like playing duck hunt? Are they going to
try and kill him?

Speaker 5 (27:53):
They're putting up They're putting up like fake tunnels on
mountains with his cars driving open fronts, ride into it
and he goes right through the mountain and they're like, what.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
We're not even doing conspiracies anymore.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
Try to murder him, so they say twice. But everybody's
forgetting that his plane had to had to land early
because of malfunction. How about, well, say somebody was diddling
with the plane.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
So here's real stuff we found out over the weekend,
and no one's talking about it. Joe Biden hasn't had
a cabinet meeting in eleven months, and he just had
one and his wife had to answer all the questions.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
His wife ranted, he gave it, he gave he said,
we're gonna give it over.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
And he's still president. By the way, he.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Could do that now because nowadays the person doesn't have
to get voted in. Yeah, howadays they could just put
it whoever they want.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
He's you know, he knows that this is it.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
You know this is And what's crazy is no one's
even questioning, like isn't he still running the place? Like
isn't he still around now he's gone.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
We're in a weird time right now.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
A lot of material they found a thousand bottles of
lube and this dude's house. Here's the thing, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
There is no defense. I guess, no one, No.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Here's the thing. You could have as much loube as
you want. I just feel a thousand is a very
round number. It's a round number. It sounds like he oh,
they always had that. It sounds like if there was
nine hundred and thirty four bottles, someone was getting fired.
Someone is getting fired, There better be a thousand there.
And I thought it was a lot until I found
out that they also found seven hundred and eighty nine dildos.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh, and then I thought.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
To myself, that's probably the right amount of lube to
play with that. So yeah, was it a lot?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Man?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Here?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
What sucks? Did he and get him to the Greek
is fan fantastics watched it the other day. Is so
good pent the Ferry Wall. It's so good.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
But it's funny because you watch that now and you're like, yeah,
did he did it? Yeah, he was doing it back then.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
He's got cukachoos.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Look, he's also getting listened. I also think people a
little harsh on Diddy. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna
say it because everybody got a little debauchery in them.
I did the math. I could hang out till about
one fifteen at a Diddy party, and then I got
a bail.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I have enough.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
I have enough to bauchery. As long as there's there's
there's a proper penis to vagina ratio, one for each.
Once the penises start to outnumber the vagina's gotta get
out of it.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Gotta go.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
We all got They got him with, Yes, they got
him with sex trafficking. Really, he was paying prostitutes. You
find one you like, you try to stay with it.
So he found prostitutes in other states. Yeah, like a
mechanic exactly. And you know he bought it from like
Chicago to his party in New York. Now, you can't

(30:45):
do that. You can't do that. That's illegal if you're
doing that for sex purposes. But as a comedian, as
a comedian, if you're making me go to Ohio, I
really would appreciate if you paid the fee for me
to get there.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
So the sense he's just a really good.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
He threw a really good party.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
He's a good host.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
Yeah yeah, right, us, where can people find where can
people still want to? You can find me on rated G.
That's my podcast, Rated G but Garbage. You gotta see
you and Brian Tlacatta. Anywhere you get podcasts, better off
check and rumble. I keep getting taken down from YouTube.
Go to acjokes dot com find out when I'm at
Atlantic City, which is pretty much every day and on

(31:23):
Monday nights midnights, I'm in New York City doing a
Not White Tuesday show over at the Grizzly Pit.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
We love you, Gary Gee, I love you guys man,
We get back Love, knock out.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Some anything, thirty on.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Anything, racket rock or roughing.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Trash. Here's some trash for you.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Congrats to Millie, Bobby Browni and who that is?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Uh seven poor eleven eleven.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Yeah, Stranger Things close. She married Jake Boni Giovi. That's
bon John bon Jovi's kid.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
She let her hair grow in because she looks like
a boy.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Well that's oh yeah, yeah, she's gotta shaved head because
the Stranger movie. I don't think she gets shaved anymore.
The last couple of seasons, I think they grew it out.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
She was allowed to be.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
A girl, except now all the kids on Stranger Things
are like forty, so it's gonna be tough to do
the last season, and they still have to pretend they're
like in middle school.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah, maybe your kids are the ones riding the bike
student Woods.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Now, Like, think about it. This kid was supposed to
be like, I don't know, twelve right when they started,
and now she's getting married. Yeah, I know they're still
playing like middle school high school kids.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
I open the show she has a baby in rebelly
and they had to explain why she's a twelve year
old with a baby.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
So Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bonjiovi because that's how
it's pronounced.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
It's not fun you are saying bon Jovi, but you're
saying it in an accent.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
No, it's that's how his last jo bon Jovi is
his last name, but he just went by bon Jovi
when they started the band back in the eighties. Uh
so they got married. I guess here in the States
a couple of months ago, Millie Bobby Brown and Jake.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
You know it's funny they he saved that woman she
was gonna jump off the bridge. Bon Jovi was filming
that video. Yeah, yeah, in Nashville. It was I can't
take credit for it, but it made me laugh online
it said, good thing that wasn't David Lee.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Roth Okay, I get because jump because jump jump.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
He'd be saying jump and the woman would have jumped
to her death.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Well, they had a second wedding in Italy over the weekend,
So congrats to Millie Bobby Brown because he's Italian and
Jake bon Giove, Yeah he's the Italian because it's bon Giovy.
So there's a new Netflix film about the Menendez brothers.

(33:58):
Do you remember that from the nineties.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
No, I keep getting these brothers mixed up with the
high rope people, most of the flame Wild, the Flying
will Yes mixed it up. Brothers murdered their family, the
tightrope walks.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
So this is a thing that happened, and then OJ
happened and this kind of got buried. The Menendez brothers
were the big thing in like ninety three ninety four.
They murdered their parents and they would have got away
with them, right, These stupid brothers. They killed their parents.
Now they claim it's because their dad was molesting them

(34:36):
and the mom knew about it and they don't do anything.
But there's a lot of holes in that story and
there's really no proof. So The problem is the parents
had a lot of money, and I think the kids
wanted the money, and the kids were kind of losers.
So the kids, the two brothers, decided they're going to
murder their parents. They do it, and they do it
in a horrific fashion. They shoot with shotguns, like like

(34:58):
they shoot their faces off them. Oh G, yeah, it's
bad news, right. They don't even suspect the kids of
doing it. But then the kids, for like six months
after the murder, they're spending all this money and it's crazy.
There's even a I believe it's Mark Jackson, I can't,
it's a New York nick And there's a basketball card

(35:20):
of them sitting courtside, and in the basketball card you
can see them in the crowd sitting courtside. And so
they just, like the cops are like, these kids showed
no remorse or they're not mourning the parents death at all.
They're just spending all this money, which made the cops
investigate them, and they figured out that the kids had

(35:41):
killed their parents.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
At least lay loaf for a little bit.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
So now there's a new Netflix series with Ryan Murphy
doing it about the Menendez brothers and Kim Kardashian apparently,
you know, she's big on going the prisons and like
figuring out if people are guilty or not, if they're
there for the wrong reasons. She went and met with
Eric and Lyleman dats So not a lot is known

(36:04):
about what they talked about, but Kim met with them
because a lot of people are on their side and
still say they didn't do it. And you know, the brothers,
I believe they've admitted to killing the parents, but once
again they said it was because they were getting a
molested right, And if that's the case, I'm on their side.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
But the problem was they just spent money like idiots, like.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
They got away. Well I'd be kind of happy too
if my parents that were molested me died. So I guess,
you know, maybe they are having a good time, like maybe,
but maybe.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Maybe lay low for a little bit, you know, maybe
for a couple of months. Don't spend crazy amounts of
money like I believe they went through like six million dollars,
like some insanely amount of money.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Some the morse that your life sucked, you know what
I mean that you're you know, you're not a happy guy.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Congrats to Olivia Munn, her and John mulaney, the comedian.
They welcomed their second child into the world. So congrats
to Olivia mun She is just coming off having breast cancer,
so good for her.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
It's like cute but not hot, right, she's hot in
a cute way. I think she's hot with the freckles.
I think there's her cheeks like a chipmunk.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
I think John Mullaney's I mean, he sucks.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
He could do better.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Hey, he's just one of these guys who's like smug.
He's like one of these comedians who thinks he's the
smartest guy in the room, and he's not funny.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
So you would make a better husband to her than
he is. What you're saying, sure, Like yeah, sure, why not?
She should have given you a shot.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Mama June has been granted custody of her late daughter,
her late daughter's kid, Caitlin. Now, Mama June remember the uh.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
The what was that?

Speaker 4 (37:41):
The fact girl, the honeyboo, honey boo boo. It was
Honey Boo Boo's mom. So honey Booboo's sister died and
I guess she had a kid. And Mamma June has
been who's not a great Probably she had a meth
problem for a while. She's now been granted custody a kid.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Her head is like a thumbs You can put your
thumb up and cover her perfectly. Still looks like that.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Yeah, Angelia and Jolian, her daughter, got matching tattoos.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
That's cool. Are they a Brad Pitt?

Speaker 5 (38:07):
No?

Speaker 4 (38:07):
No, they don't like Brad Brad Brad's then they that's
that's a no no in the Angelia and Jolie family. Uh,
Doja Cat is not engaged.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Just so you know what happened.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Doja Cat is not engaged, and uh, we'll wrap it
up with this. The Hawk two Girl has started a podcast.
I don't know if you've heard the Hoc two Girl podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, I haven't heard it yet.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
I have.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I've watched both episodes. Is it is?

Speaker 5 (38:34):
It?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Okay? Is it gonna get old pretty quick? Because I
know it's like the accent.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
She's cute, she she's she's bubbly.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
It'll it'll.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
I think it'll be fine. I think guys are creepy
enough just to watch it because it's young girls, because
it's her and all her friends and guys are creepy
like that. So the Hoctoo girl said that she she
hit for two weeks after the whole video came out
of the Hawk two thing, and uh, figure out what
she was gonna do. She didn't know how to handle

(39:02):
it all. But but man, she's made she's made a
nice run. You know, the fifteen minutes I think should
should be up, but it seems like she's still out
there doing her thing.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I want to hear more about the spring factory she
worked in and how she made springs.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Yeah, well, so the second The first episode was comedian
Whitney Cummings.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
They were just going back and forth.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
But the second episode was kind of interesting. She's sitting
on the porch of her house in Tennessee and she's
interviewing her grandmother. That was it's kind of interesting to
see like the like like and.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
They're on a farm, like has no idea why there's
a microphone in her face, and like she's she's drinking
out of a wine bottle.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Like it's yeah, it's like grandma doesn't know what Hawk
two means. Well, she's the original hawk too, So there
you go.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Some trash. Hey did you hear station in our workforce?
And the Day Marshall Tucker Band tickets. Good morning, Hey.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
God, yoh, hey you what I got the rush feeding
videos like two months ago?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Yep, right, so yeah, so you're o G on the
breastfeeding videos.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
Yeah, I'll tell you what, Scott, give it a month.
You'ren get straight out of African Verius naked dancing around.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Why.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
I got no idea various naked African I just swear.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
To God, oh like like like tribal dancing.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah, okay, okay, is that where morphs?

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Is that the way that if the routine runs.

Speaker 7 (40:28):
I'm assuming show because like about like I said, about
two months ago, that's when I had uh rust, feeding
was just randomly start popping up. I don't know anybody
with any goddamn baby.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, but that's that's interesting because I just we were
talking about it. I showed Scottie on my uh on
my end. I'm now getting it looks like like third
world countries. He was he was fishing with a spear,
and I get those those videos where they're they're actually fishing,
so maybe eventually be naked and dance, Like I get it.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
If I googled, hey, how can I fish with a
spear right, and it comes up.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
But why does it come up?

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Like there's no reason for breastfeeding videos to pop up
on my social media?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Outwithm Yeah yeah, Do you think I'm looking up tribal dancing? Scott?
Are you trying to tribal dance over the weekend? You
know what I was doing it.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
I went to a club and I thought I would
I would try some tribal dancing and it just you know,
it didn't work. But now so now so I can
look forward to see so it seems to be you're
getting it first. So now we're going to get tribal
dancing in our social media app think.

Speaker 7 (41:31):
It's it's something they're trying to cycle through stuff people
aren't looking up and now they're just trying to cycle
them through, get them their time.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
It's when I'll start night. Are you calling for tickets?
Are you calling for the workforce tickets?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Now?

Speaker 7 (41:42):
I was trying to call before that. I tell you
about that.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I get out of here that. Good morning z XL,
Good morning. How are you good?

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Now?

Speaker 7 (41:50):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
We'll make you the ZXL Workforce Employee of the Day
for the Marshalls.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Marshall Tucker be Band what's your name?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Awesome? Lori Lorie?

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Okay, all right, you're going to see Marshall, Tucker Band
and Jefferson Starship. Uh so what do you what do
you do your job?

Speaker 3 (42:07):
I'm a retired mail man and now i'm a crossing guard.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Nice. Yeah, I love I love the fall. But the
fact that school buses are back, I hate it. It's
it's the worst because I just get stuck behind him constantly.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yes, that was me when I was still delivering mail
every morning.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
That's a great retirement job, though. Crossing guard. You have
not a lot of effort there, you know. So what
do you got?

Speaker 4 (42:35):
You got to stop sign, right, and you got to
jump in front of traffic.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I got a hand that I jump in front of.
I'm bring your team, so it's not a lot of traffic.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah. Do you have a whistle? You blow the whistle?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
No? Okay, no, I just scream at kids.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
It's funny.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Go ahead, get you you'll be safe.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Go ahead, cross Yeah, go ahead. Brigantine doesn't even give
you a stop sign. You got to use your own hand.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Everybody there have them, but nobody uses them. So they
didn't even give me one this year.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Bro, there's one school in Brigantine and there's not a
lot of traffic. There's nothing going.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
On now, we don't even have Yeah, there's not even
five hundred kids in the school anymore.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Laurie's just on her phone. It's not even paying attention.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
All right, Laurie.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Yeah, here's the deal. You're going to see Marshall, Tucker
and Jefferson Starship. All right, you stay on hold. We're
gonna get all your info.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
I remember man, living in Chester, I had to walk
to school and their crossing guard would save my life.
And what I thought was a dog the size of
a lion, which end up probably being like one of
those little I don't know, maybe by the weigh twelve pounds,
but this thing with bark, dude, and it would chase
me all the way down to the crossing guard. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
We had a doverman pincher, right, I believe that's what
they're called, right, they're ones with the ears.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, they're nasty, man, dude. We had and named a two.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Of them, and they would get out constantly and they
chase you.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yep, dude.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
You'd be running, I mean at the top speed and
I'm like, I'm a little kid, so I can run
fast and these dogs are like right behind him.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
That's how we got to school kids. That's how we
did it, dude.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
I remember jumping behind bushes, I jumping on cars. I'm
just trying to have these and no.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
One would like.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
I'm like, where are the owners?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, now these kids don't want to get to the
bus stop ten minutes ahead of time.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Oh the parents just leaving the car so the heats on. Yes, yeah,
that didn't That didn't happen for us. Now we're wet
all day.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Man, if it rained in the morning, I'm running a.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Five k to get to the cat to the bus
stop because the dog's chasing me. Look, we get back
and I got some headlines.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Why don't you points out in DXL South Surrey's rock
station in the ZXL Morning show.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
I never got this because it's not what I do. Ever,
I never get people who park close.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Right.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
I'm gonna parking on yesterday, there's no car, so I
pull into one of the spots. There's no cars, just me.
I go into the store. I come out. The only
other car has parked directly next to me, and they're
up against my door.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
See I I'm forced to leave a spot because I
have a truck. Now and now I realize, like at
home depot, while the truck's they'll park like far away
away because yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
I'm parked for I have a kiya. Yeah, and I
park far away.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Like I'm forced at this point now that I like,
I can't park loose, like there's two cars. Most likely
I'm not getting into that. I never got.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
I watch people. They'll wait for like ten minutes to
try and get a spot. Like they'll see somebody who's
packing up their car that's close to the store. I go, well,
for what, Yeah, four spots away is really just forty feet?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Just just walk?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Yeah, and so uh so yesterday I come out right,
I was grabbing some beers, going to watch the Eagles game,
and I and the liquor store is empty, nobody, nobody's there,
got a spot. I come out, there's a truck that's
me that right next to me, and it's up against
my passenger side, and like to the point where I

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got to kind of like turn sideways to even walk.
Now here's the thing. I was putting beer in a cooler,
so taking it to a house. I was thinking, you know,
I was watching the game at my in laws place.
So the woman has the window down in the she's
sitting in the truck, and she picked the spot next
to mine, and she's blasting on a Tuhano music out

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of some Spanish music, right, and so I go and
I don't say anything.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I sneak by.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
I open up my passenger door and try not to
hit her truck because it's so close, to try and
load up the cooler. She, I guess, is annoyed that
I interrupted her her jamming out to the Tuhno music. Yeah,
she rolls her window. I'm the problem at that point
to her, Dude, I don't get it. I try and

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stay as far away from people as I possibly can.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
I don't even know what the rule. Okay, let's say
because listen, I got kids. Man, the doors come flying
on it. I usually do look down, and I always
look I want to make sure that I'm on the
right side of the line. When I look down and
make okay, I'm in the right, this person obviously is
in the wrong. So if there's something that goes on,
it's on them. But my kids, man, they throw open
that door. It's if you're too close to my car.

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Then then I'm sorry that danger door. What are we
gonna do? We're gonna change information? Like is that what's
gonna happen because it's a child.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Okay, I'm gonna ask you take your truck out of
the mix. You're driving a regular car. Right, there's ten
spots open, and there's one car in the parking lot?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Would you park next to that car? I always give
myself a little room.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Yeah, it's so crazy. I'm like, why would you do it?
And then on top of it, you're parking so close
to my car? Like, why are you doing that?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
We're just lazy, man, It's how close can I get?
I was like, I don't know, Like I was looking
for parking it it was there was way more closer spots. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
She literally it was like, am I just a magnet
for you to park next to? Like, I don't, I don't.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Get started the line. She's pulled her up in the line.
It's like when you're parking, like, I don't know, when
you go you're parking that affair and they're directing you
in You're right next to the other car.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
It's like when you're in a parking garage and and
people are like, oh, there's a spot right there. Yeah,
but that's a spot that I'm barely gonna fit in.
I'd rather go to the roof and park where there's
nobody there and people.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Will do it. We're trying in that little spot.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Oh dude, you know what the I mean. I don't
want to offend you, but with the small Penis truck
and I have a big penis and a big trucks,
these uh, these these guys will go and try and
park into these little compact spots with these big trucks.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
There's been times where I almost haven't been able to
get around at a parking garage because the bed of
the truck is sticking out.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
So when I get to home, deep, I don't know why,
and I don't even know what it means, but I
always parking a spot so it's always open. It's got
a sign, and it's got a picture of I think
a purple sts a purple heart. Okay, so I pulled
right into that spy. It's always open. That's not what
it means. That's not that's not yea. That where there's
like a little guy and he's sitting down on that sign.

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I'm like this is easy wheels. He's in a chair
and has wheels in it, and the spots are always open.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
What I have done this and uh, and I'm not
proud of it. But my mom does have handicap the
handicap thing that goes on the window, and she doesn't
drive anymore. Yeah, and so the only okay, the only
time I've ever really used it is moving my daughter
into college, okay, because I can get the spot right

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in front of the dorm.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
And then Mom's sitting in a car while you're doing her.
Mom's not even in a car. Mom's not there, which
is illegal. It is because the person who has the
handicap sticker it needs to be in the car with you.
And you know, but when I get out of the car,
I pretend to limp. Yeah you should, Yeah, yeah, obviously,
I see I've done. I've done handicapped spots at a
wah wah when my wife goes in. But as long

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as there's other at least one or two other handicapped spots,
and when they fill up, then I will move. Then
I will move out of the way.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
What I'm doing, I don't I don't consider dirtball.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
That's the least worse. At least I'm in the car,
I'll move the spots handicaps nobody else and the documentation, Oh,
you're just you're just, you're just taking up a handicapped spot.
I like the signs whether the girl's pregnant, those those
spots are always.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
That's a new thing in the last couple of years.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Pregnant. They don't park at home, depo. Pregnant girls are
not going home.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
It's called these girls are easy parkings.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Right, Look, we get out, we get back. What do
a thing called? Do you think you have? You think
you've got in bed? It's always cool.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
I guess when you hear stories like this, because like
remember movies when we were a kid, like Benji about
the dog, the dog, it would always be like the
dog gets lost, then it has to find its way home.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
About the turner and hooch. Remember Tom Hanks with the dog.
He's a police detective or something, had the dog with him, Yeah,
and gets something. I think, what did he do?

Speaker 4 (51:15):
He busted up a drug deal or something and they
left the dog. Yeah, he took him home, and he
took the dog home. And that old yellow they shot
old yellow behind us.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Yellow shit I.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Always big fan of Lassie rolling up. I'd watch the reruns.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
May do we cover up that well so Timmy doesn't
fall in at every episode? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:31):
He was always Timmy was an idiot. Timmy. Timmy and
Lassie would always be would always be getting into some
type of trouble and Lassie would have to bail him.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Whenever my dog barks, I'm like, oh my God, is
someone in danger? I'm like, did way they talked to Lassie?
He just wants to go outside?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Boy? What is that right?

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Homeward Bound was another movie with these animals just have.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
To find their way home about Kujo didn't kill an
entire family. I killed a.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
I don't think he killed the mom. So Kujo was
a rabid Saint Bernard. You found that out if you
read the book and watch the movie. It got bit
by a bat, so it had rabies. Jesus a bat,
And the owner was a mechanic and the mom D. D.
Williams was the mom from E T. And the little

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kid from Who's the Boss was her son. And they
pull into this mechanic shop to get the car work
on it, and uh, Kujo starts showing symptoms of rabies
and starts attacking the car. So they're stuck in the car.
But it's the summer, so it's it's hot, so like
they can't leave. And I think Kujo may have killed
the owner. And I think spoiler alert now the movie's

(52:48):
fifty years old. I believe the kid from Who's the
Boss dies?

Speaker 1 (52:53):
A little kid.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
The little kid dies, but I believe d Williams the mom.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
She she survives.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Well, you never underrest the underestimated pet. So a cat
who belongs to Benny and Suzanne a nigo. They were
on a camping trip and lost their cat in Yellowstone
Yellowstone Park, don't mix it up with Jellystone, you know,
like Yogi Bear.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
And so they lost their cat. It went missing.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
They go home, they feel bad they lost their cat,
you know in Yellowstone. Probably living a life, dude. It
goes back to natures, running around, hanging out with cougar's
and stuff. The cat somehow found its way back home
eight hundred miles away.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Wow. Yeah, that's pretty impressive. That is impressive.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
In provo Utah, a request has been made to a judge,
a request to have a judge removed, I should say,
from his criminal case. Tried for treason and hung was denied.
Last November, the judge was arrested and oh no, no,
this is the suspect was arrested and charged for alleged

(54:05):
possession of a firearm, child dangement, and possession of marijuana
while representing himself, which is never a good idea.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
No, come on.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
He decided it would be a good idea to file
a motion to remove the judge, accusing him of felony
treason by failing to protect the US Constitution after being
found guilty of said treason. Then the man's motion said
the judge would be taken by posse to the nearest
busy intersection and hung it high noon by the neck
until dead.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Who doesn't want to do that to the judge?

Speaker 4 (54:33):
So they shot that down.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Airplane food has never been anything people really love. But
a plane a Scandinavian airline had to divert and do
an emergency landing after what was found in the food.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Jojo, I'm gonna say glass a live mouse. Oh yeah, dude.
Airplanes used to have food though, like years ago, growing up,
like I don't know it was you had some type
of It wasn't great, but at least it was food.

Speaker 6 (55:03):
Man.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Now it's like a it's a peanut and a pretzel
thing and you.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Don't even do peanuts anymore because they can't do peanuts
because people's allergies. Pretzels going to give you like like
a it's one of those like Cocotti cookies. Yeah, yeah,
it's it's no good. And dude, like during COVID they
I think it was American Airlines stop serving boots. The
whole reason you went on a plane was to just
get drunk.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
I want to be drunk when it goes down.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Yeah, uh, there you go. Those people they have at
bat you not so much.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
This is the story of the one as a facility
technician installing a new well.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
One hundred point seven is the xcel safters his rock stations,
the XL one to show I don't even know how
to teach my dog to do this. Now, I got
a good dog man. He actually compared to the other
neighbors dogs. He lifts my ball. He's a really he is.
He's an ass sniffer.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
You used to bring him in when he was a
puppy and he would constantly try and sniff on ball.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
He's like, well, he's like that smells like sex. What's
going on in there? Yeah, what's happening? So uh so
good dog listens pretty clean, like he's not. He does
attack your mom. He tacks my mom. He did dig
a hole where I just planted some grass. Said, listen,
these are all dog things. I get it. But he
does this thing where when he gets out, and he's
got a pretty good home, like we're good loving parents

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and stupid dog. When he gets out of that gate, dude,
he goes. So we had to get he's trying to
get ads, like bringing out of jail. We had to
get together. On Saturday, some people were leaving the little
backyard party. I left the gate open. Left the gate open, dude.
So here's my wife and I eleven thirty at night,
chasing you were You're always invited, You're actually on the list.
You didn't even response, so I don't even go there.

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You always invited.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Yeah, I think I told you I wasn't gonna go.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
So now we're chasing this dog through the through the
neighborhood and I just want to grab him and say
where are you going by? Like yeah, I almost wanted
to leave him. I said, let's just leave him out
there for the whole night. Let's see what happened. Now,
he might be dumb enough where he's going to be
attacked in the woods and just die or not come back.
But I'm like, I don't know, Maybe he needs to
see what it's like on the other side. Go see, man,
Go see where your food, your water, all those things
are coming from. I wish I could talk to him

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for a second and be like, bro, you're leaving a
really good situation.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
So, because here's the thing. They all come from wolves
and and so you gotta remember at the end of
the day, these things just want to go out and
run around.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I know, we take them, we put them in our house,
we clean them up. Man, we hugged those things, we
play with them. But I mean they gotten run like
they had the instinctual thing. Dude.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
I remember I was I was dating a girl and
she brought our little stupid dog over and it was
and it was a little stupid dog.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
I hate little dogs now, man, I had them, and
I'm glad I got.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
At it was a little stupid dog to the point
where he was driving once and took a turn and
the dog's head was out the window. The dog fell
out of the car.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Oh, I think about that. Man, that's a terrible move.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
So she brings she she goes, and I guess it
was hopped in the shower getting something was happening. She
was doing something, and I was watching this stupid dog.
And I opened up the front door and here goes
that little dog. And the little dog takes off. So
here I am in flip flops trying to run after
this little stupid dog, right, And I'm like this dogs

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cann get hit by a car. And now I'm gonna
have to explain to this girl that who I don't
even care about, right, And I don't one hundred percent
don't care about her stupid dog. I'm like, okay, what now?
How do I explain to her that attract their trailer
just demolished their dog. Almost want to give up, Man,
it's not even worth it, dude. We got to the
very end of the development where like real roads start

(58:36):
to come in, and luckily someone was walking down their driveway.
They just scooped and just scooped it up. And I
was like, I was like, thank you, I grabbed a
stupid dog. I just I shook it and I was
like I was like, what are you doing, dumb dog.
You can happen to me during the day, and now
I look like a dope. Man, I'm trying to chase
this dog with three blocks over. I'm not in these shoes,

(58:57):
and like the neighborhood of Wrestle, I'm like, it just
looks silly. As an owner, it looks silly.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Yeah, yeah, it was us on sorday night. Man, try
to track him down. I got a little tracker on
my phone. We went camping, he got out of the camper. Dude,
he was gone. I said, you know what, I honestly, god,
I was like ninety five percent sure. I was like,
you know what, kids, chance star, he's gonna keep going
into the woods. He's just gonna die. You know what
is man?

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Animals are weird Because in my old development, we had
a dog that would get loose all the time and
it would always come to my front door because yeah,
and so for some reason, it liked my house so
and it was a it was a nice dog.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
It was a cool dog.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
So I would open up and that the dog would
come and hang out in the house, and the neighbor
would just walk over to my house and go where
is he? And I'd be like, oh, he's in the
family room hanging out. But it was weird how dogs
know that, Like every time he got out, he just
came to my house.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Yeah, if that dog could talk, he'd be like, dude,
they're beating the hell out of your house. Is cooler? Yeah,
don't send me back there, please.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Well I remember growing up, we had a dog come
to our house and like we had it for like
three or four months, and then the people like came
to get them.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
They finally like.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
They figured out we had him. Oh and uh and
he had like you know, he had it was he
had gone a couple of miles and so I remember
how bummed out I was. I was like, yeah, I
was like, at this point, I think it's my dog.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Yeah. After a good week of not finding your dog, that, yeah,
that's now your property.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
I was like, I'm not kidding, man, Like three months
we had that dog, and I remember they set my
parents a fruit basket for for keeping it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Yeah, well, let me know when my dog runs to
your house, because this thing's out of its mind.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
He doesn't want to come to my house because I'm
gonna be mean, though I don't I don't need or
want a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Heybody, thanks your calls today. They're always welcomed on the show.
Glad when you're all a part of it. Stay there.
We'll kick off a rock block. It's one hundred point
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Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Even the sun comes shining through. Shot where you're crying.
You bring on the rim right on, stop your shot
and stop this side. We'll just be happy to where
the smiling. Let's just smiling. Keep on smiling and keep
on smiling. I'm smiling.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Dropping it out, man, I know you guys are all
my love.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Looking at you guys on my way of working rings.

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
She was like, got yeah, warming up ship and I'm like,
I'm a down here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
We're rocking.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Hey, thank you? You shot you the fact.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
How you doing y'all? Keep me laughing? Man, you guys
are great. Good morning guys are hilario.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
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Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Oh god, is it my radio or are you only
broadcasting in mona show? This is the ring that's in DJL. Like,
if you're on it, I listened to this.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Getting up in the mornings doesn't suck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Anymore.

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