WEDNESDAY 9-25-24

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up Gods like wa Up.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
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of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
And this show isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Man? What's that?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
I had a crazy dream where it's one of those
dreams where you wake up and you think it was real.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Yeah, or were you happy that it wasn't real?

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah, I was driving a tractor trailer and I drove
over a woman on a motorcycle, I mean, and I
killed her. Oh my god. Oh yeah, it was bad.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I was in a tractor trail. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
And it was like and then there was the aftermath
of it and uh and and like it was like
legit like detailed dream and I'm like, well, and then
you wake up and you're like, how where did that
come from?

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I had a bad dream too, man.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
When I wake up, I'm like, thank God, Like whatever
happened in that dream was.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Not like the real life.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
I've done that with Uh could have ruined my whole life,
like murdering people? Right, And you wake up and you're like,
did that really happen? And then all of a sudden
you're like, oh no, it's just a dream. Okay, I
didn't bury someone in my basement.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah I had a dream.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
I just I was going around just murdering families for
no reason at all, Like what's wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
But it was just it was one of these like
I always hear it's the dream you have right before
you wake up, because it's it's there in your brain.
And it was just so detailed, like just so detail
about like the accident.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
And and and and.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Like the police afterwards, and I was like, man, and
you wake up and you're like, yeah, all right, okay,
it didn't unless I did. Did you see a tractor
trailer this morning on the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I'm gonna go look and see if there's any blood.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah, Or like when you're a kid, man you have
a dream either you have a ton of money, or
like the girl you're trying to get with in high school,
like finally says hi and you go on a date
and you wake up you're like, oh my god, yeah,
there's only a dream.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm still a loser. I have no money. I still
don't have the girl. Yeah, I want to go back
to sleep. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yes, I've had cool dreams. Man, where like you try
and close your eyes real quick to go back to
that cool dream.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
It's hard to do. Yeah, everybody. Uh, let's see today
is Wednesday. It is Wednesday, is right. We're gonna find
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Speaker 4 (03:00):
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Speaker 1 (03:13):
Coming up just a little bit.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
It's one Hunch point Seven's the XL South Jersey's rock
station and the z XL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Good morning, everybody, do it live. I can go alrighte
it and we'll do it lit and things sucks.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
I'm Scotty, Good morning or some news foe use on
a Wednesday. President Biden, Yeah, he's still our president. He
delivered his final speech to the United Nations yesterday as president.
It could be one of his last speeches on the
world stage. He noted a remarkable sweep of history. He's
seen in this fifty years of public service, even from

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horrors of war. He said, there's a way forward. Things
can get better. Should we should never forget that.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I may.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
I know many look at the world today and see
difficulties and react with despair.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
But I do not, and I won't. We have no
one running the country right now, right I mean, she's
out doing whatever she's doing.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Grandpa's been sleeping. She didn't do anything when she was there.
Jill had to head the cabinet meeting like she is.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
His wife was sitting doctor doctorates, doctor Jill, Doctor Jill,
doctor Jill, she has a doctorate.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
The head of a nonprofit filed charges against Donald Trump
and JD Vance, using an Ohio state statute that permits
people to file an affidaeth in charging for an offense committee.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
It's the Haitian Bridge.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Alliance file charges over the chaos and threats experienced by
the town of Springfield since Trump first spread false claims
about legal immigrants there during a presidential debate.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
This is going back to the Haitians are eating cats. Yeah,
the animals.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, so so the I guess the.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Haitian Bridge Alliance didn't didn't enjoy that three neighbors in
Atlantic County ran a sophisticated marijuana production facility out of
their homes that contained more than four thousand plants worth
millions of dollars. Police raided the properties in Buna. All
three properties have been converted to marijuana growth sites containing lighting, heating, ventilation,

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air conditioning, growth growth nutrients, water supply, and growth space.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
So is that illegal to do? I'm so confused with
the weed thing. You have to be licensed, you have
to get you have to go get like anything.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Man, you got to get a permit, You got to
get licensed, and and that's how you know.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
And now I guess you sell it to a dispensary.
At that point, well, I gotta go down to the
township building and fill out the form. You know, I
want to grow weed. You know that's happened, Honk, Dude.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
These people had to stick out because I know Buna
and these people are three Asians Hans e Chen, Suit
Chu Lee and Dang Hon Honk.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
No one saw that when they moved there.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Come on charge with possession of marijuana, intend to distribute. Okay,
I'm sure they stand out in Buna. Buna's like farm
land Usa. There's not a lot of karate classes going on.
I don't know what you're saying, like weed everywhere. I mean,
like you and I moved our families into Chinatown. Listen,

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we wouldn't come there. I'm sure it's a nice place,
but we're all But if you're these three Asians, don't
you look around Buna and go Maybe this isn't the spot.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yep, maybe we are gonna stand out. That's new. Yeah,
anybody asked what they did for work? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
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partying the night before.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I can see it in their locker room. Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
They so like, wait a minute, we still have a
game to mark, and can't they get a first can't
they get like the first place seed too?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:06):
They want they Yeah, so they can get home field
advantage is what they're playing for.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
So yeah, not great to drop the game yesterday. Yeah,
and they and they did it in in.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
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Speaker 5 (07:42):
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I have to seventy seven.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
It is sixty seven outside right now. One hundred point seven.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
ZXL, South Jersey's rock station and the ZXL Morning Show.
One hunch of point seven is ZXL Sad Jerseys Rock
Stay and z XL Morning Show. I was all ready
to fix this little chunk in my windshield. I got
a little nick on my windshield.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
The worst man, and you a hell out of me.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Dude, and dude, when you're driving and you hear that sound,
it's it's a distinct sound, and you're like, that's it.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
It don't even look, don't even look. You know what's
gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
It's a crack and it's and man when it starts
a spider web and stuff I had won for like
a year that went from one side of the car
to the other.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Even my kid, man, he he end up put a
little dent in my door, and I take pride that
my car was like not dented and everything else. So
I get this little chip on my windsheld. It's like
a week ago, so I get that. I ordered the
kid on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I got the kid.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
I'm ready to just stop it from spider Yeah, I'm
ready to stop the spidering from happening.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Right tape on it. I don't even move the thing.
The thing is just sitting in the driveway.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
I don't even drive it till I have this kit thinking, Okay,
I'm not gonna hint any bumps, that's what's gonna spider
this thing out.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Bro, Maan.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
I get up a Sunday morning, I come out and
there it is a full spider all the way across
my windshield.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's because of the hot and the cold. Did something
did the windshot even moved the truck.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
And here's the thing, man, it's and that's a thing
like you gotta get done, and it's you know, it's
once again, never cheap. Insurance doesn't cover it and always
fills right under your deductible.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah, and then that my insurance is gonna go up.
Someone end up paying I don't know, twenty five hundred
dollars to the windshield if I even report it.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Damn. We have a guy. If you need a guy, Yes,
I was gonna ask you, I do I need that
guy who will either come to my house. I could
go to his house. I just we went to Mexico
with him. Oh we did.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, okay, big big toll guy remember fran Okay, yeah, yeah,
I think he might be retired, but uh yeah he
did mine. I busted out my back windshield once with
a patio table.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Like listen, I don't need a fancy logo truck. I
don't need a full blown company. You don't have to
be insured. I just need somebody to come with that
piece of glass. Yeah, that's gonna put it in there. Yeah,
because I know if I go to like and listen
no you know, no, no disrespect. But if I go
to like a safe light repair, safe light replace, it's
gonna quote.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't know, it's gonna cost like a thousand dollars. Yeah, yeah,
it's it's up there, man, it's it's it's usually yeah.
Like I think the last time I did it, I
was like six hundred.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
And it's like right, you know, it's again the chip
was kind of in the middle, but off to the
side where I probably could have dealt with it. I
got a full blown spider and to me, man, now
I gotta I'm gonna eat the fifty thousand dollars or
something again, I want to be fixed. It doesn't any way.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Like you're driving behind a truck or something, especially like
a truck like a dump truck, and stuff's flying off
of it and it breaks your windshield, like you should
be able to go after that company.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
The same thing happened, man.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
I they were doing construction on on Tilton Road years ago,
and the guy, I mean, it just was a disaster
and two of my tires blew out, and I'm like,
I should be able to call the city and be like,
you need to pay for these tires. This is your like,
this is you're dude. You're ripping up this road for
no reason. And and this is why my tires got

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blown out.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Obviously it was somebody else's fault that my tire, Like
you somehow made my tire go flat. In that case,
you just pulled way off to the side, man, Like,
somebody better fix this before I leave.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Much.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Remember the guy who used to take a shower at
our old office and then put his dirty wet towels
on your office chair.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, I'm glad something bad happened to him.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
To dry he Uh, he was driving under an overpass
and they were working on the overpass with cement and
this and cement dripped on his car like it like
it like caked onto his car. Yeah, And I mean,
how do you you? I don't think you can fix that.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
No, And there's an expensive repair that doesn't have to
be done again. It doesn't affect the quality of the
car driving, But you're gonna have to get a fixed
and it's gonna be a whole paint job by this
time it's all done. Yeah, And you can pretty much
prove that now. I don't know where the nick came from.
I wasn't behind the truck because I would have tried to,
I don't know, grab the license plate. I am you
try and say, by the way, you know this happened.

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I don't know if companies account for any of that,
but I even know where it came from. I just
looked up. I was like, damn, man, there's a nick
in there, and yeah, my little nag, I might as
well return the three dollars patch now that I could
have had, and you could have stopped some spider and
I even had.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
And once again you want to up to the these
trucks and be like he pull over, dude, like you
know the.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Hot tar spinners like uh, it's like you know it's
it's it's as hot tar, and yes, it's it, and
they trail it behind a truck.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
I was on a road called two o six and
the guy's in front of me and I'm not I'm
not close to him. I'm I'm pretty far away. He
must have just warmed up the tar because it's flying
and now it's all over my front hood.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
I had to go out there with a like a
brillo pad and like scrub each individual drop off it was,
and I'm like, dude, like you you know that that you.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Can't do that?

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Yeah, and then I give up on my truck like
I had I was gonna get a detailed and cleaned up.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, I mean, what's the point things?

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Piece of crap. Anyway, I got a spider whin, she
got a dead in the door. Why even doing it?
I want to run it off a cliff.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
It's like when your wife gets fat. Yeah, you're you're
both here just wearing sweatpants.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Now, why did you get your nails done? Honey? Why
did you get your hair did?

Speaker 7 (13:00):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm not taking you out to dinner.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
We get back, we'll do some rock news.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Joe Joe and Scottie rock news.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
I know you're a big Lincoln Park fan and you're
excited that they now have a female lead singer.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I don't hate Lincoln Park.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
I don't like about I don't think I thought it
was cool when they they did the thing with jay
Z back like twenty years ago, right, that was kind
of cool. But then now you can't like jay Z
because he's all part of this diddy stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh what if it what if it drips down to
the Lincoln Park. Do you think Lincoln Park was at
a ditty party that's where they recorded that song. It's
a lie. They've added some more dates to their tour
with this new day.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
They got this broad whose lead singer, which has caused
a lot of chaos in the Lincoln Park family because
like the mom of Chester Bennington even came out and
was like, yeah, like this isn't cool.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
You were sped, like I guess out of respect. They
always said that they would approach her when replacing Chester
and they didn't, And even Chester Bennington's son came out
and was like, it is kind of crappy the way
you guys did this.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
She might have been okay with it because they replaced
her with a girl who's not even anything like her son.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
She said, I just I just wanted to be like
a heads up, like I don't want to read it
on Twitter. You'd be cool if you, guys, yeah my number,
call me up and say, hey, look, you know we're getting.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
The band back together. We're gonna we have a female
lead singer.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
And I'm sure I'm sure the mom would have been like, yeah, guys,
go ahead, bring.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Her over, let her meet the mom you know the
closest show we're going to get. If you want to
see Lincoln.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Park, female singer, I say, Hershey, Kingpin Bowling linked, let's see,
there's London. That's that's pretty far. That would be a
far trip for us. A soul South Korea. That would
be Paris. Then we got Dallas. That's that's only like

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a four or five hour flight.

Speaker 8 (15:04):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Then we go to Bogata, Columbia.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
And then we go to Brazil. That's it.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
That's the best we get. That's the best we get.
So we know local shows. Do they got to be
doing a New York show? I would why that would
be crazy not to do a New York show.

Speaker 9 (15:18):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Skid Row.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Their guitarist, Scottie Hill said that once again there's always
the talk about reunions with Sebastian Bach, and he said,
if they get the heck together with Sebastian Bach, it's
gonna end like Jane's addiction, where like someone's gonna punch
someone on the stage.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
He said. He said, yeah, he said, look at the
embarrassment of Jane's addiction. He goes, we don't want to
do that.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
I understand why people want that, but he said I
don't want to be remembered for something like that.

Speaker 8 (15:50):
Shock.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Man, there's so much money on the table to be
made a little crazy, there's not so much. Well there's
more money that he's making now.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
But here's the thing, you're you're there's money sucks because
you're both playing to like five hundred people. Yeah, right,
Like maybe Sebastian can do a thousand people and skid
row without Sebastian does.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I don't know. They do the ground route, so you
combine your efforts, yeah, and you're you are gonna make
double the money. Yeah, And it's just they just can't
do it. Man, It's it's I.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Guess Sebastian Bach is just like a douche nozzle where
they just they they Yeah, they just don't want anything
to do with them.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
You know the VW's they could be playing right now.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
I mean, dude, look and I know it's it's not cool,
but a lot of these bands, like especially a classic
rock bands right now, they do the Midwest and they
do like the what are those things called the rodeo,
like the Yet, like Theirs, They like the town fairs
and it pays a lot of money. It's like ten

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thousand people. I mean it sucks. You're like, hey, I'm
playing Butte Montana and the Town Fair.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
You take a little break when they're doing who has
the largest pick contest?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, you have to do a pie eating contest. You
know all that stuff. Now let's bring Becky up. Who
has the biggest pumpkin? You know?

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Hosted by Vince Neil Mega Death. Mega Death is now
fighting with Peter Frampton. I never saw this one coming.
So Dave Mustaine from Megadeath and Peter Frampton are going.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Back and forth.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
It all stemmed from Mega Death was doing a show
in Virginia and they did sound check and I guess
because of weather they had to cancel right before the show.
It was like lightning and stuff. It must have been
an outdoor venue. So then a couple of days later,
Peter Frampton, he was playing there. The same thing happened,
bad weather, he had a cancel. And then he was

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in Philly, Peter Frampton and he made a joke on
stage saying, hey, uh, sorry about if you had tickets
from my Virginia show. But Mega Death broke the stage. Oh,
Dave Mustaine did not like that. Dave Mustaine comes back
at Peter Boy and he's like, god's not true that
such bts was making a joke, and even Peter Frampton

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had to come to and he goes like, he goes, dude,
it was a joke. He I was joking on stage.
I know you didn't break the stage name out of
your mouth. Yeah, he said, I'm sorry you took it
so seriously.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Then he ran up on stage and they slapped him
like Will Smith. Yeah, it's that kind of makes Dave
Mustaine look stupid.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yes anymore.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
You're like, you're supposed to be a cool heavy metal band.
Would be awesome if you broke the stage. Yo, we
were so loud at sound check. It broke stage. Stupid
old men fighting. That's what rock and roll has become.
The South Jerseys rock station.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Travel didn't earn me or the audience. You okay, all right?

Speaker 4 (18:55):
I have parents weekend down at University of Delaware over
this weekend. Oh you're going, that's yes? Oh yeah, it's
once again. All the other parents are going for like
an afternoon.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Not my wife. She booked three days at the Hilton
Resort down there. I might as well just go to class.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
So so it's it's a parent weekend and what they
on Saturday, they have what's called a dage. That's a
day party, right, and like the whole school like hangs
out at this like one big party. So my daughter's like,
you guys got to come to the daye and apparently

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we're like the only parents who are going to this thing.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
So it's gonna be a bunch of college kids and
then me and my.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Wife a lot of underage drinking, Like I hope you
gets busted, you go down.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Oh yeah, man, I'm running from the couche. Oh yeah,
you and your wife are in cuffs. Okay, all right.
So so it's the days at University of Delaware, right
day drinking on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Parents are invited to this, are they? Well, we'rely cool parents.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
So my daughter a couple of days ago said, hey,
we got a band booked. There's going to be a band,
which is a pretty big deal. Yeah, well yesterday, guess
what fell through?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
The band? The band?

Speaker 4 (20:07):
And I said, hold on, bro, I know South Jersey's
number one mobile DJ.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
But in my Delaware number one mobile DJ. This is
in Delaware, I'm number right over the bridge. And I
was like, I'm pretty sure he's got a fog machine.
I do right, mate, you got a light set up.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
I got a disco ball which we can't hang because
it's in the middle of a field somewhere.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
But we'll find a way to do it.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
I said, Look, I think I can get Jojo down
here to DJ the dash.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Party at the University of Delaware.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Okay, now, okay, I would do this in a heartbeat,
because I think it would be a blast.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Again. I live. I live more like a child. I like.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
I know that I'm fifty, but it would be fun
just to rock the hell out of a college party.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I had no business being there, number one, But you
really have no business because you don't have a child
going to that school. But hey, you pass around that
tip jar.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
I'm in but again, because I am fifty, I have
I'm going to be in Wildwood putting my kids on
rides or I WITHDJ. So why don't you bring the
dude DJ this stupid party? Why you know your wife?
Your wife would have a blast, bro, it would be funny.
I would want to know why, because I want the photoop.

(21:20):
I want to photo op of me and you drinking
warm beer. I'm djaying and the kids are behind us.
Just partying at this day.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
You were just playing music that they have no idea about.
I shouldn't even be there.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
You're right, yeah, but I think pit Bull is universal
anything piple, I think they move around.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
But you're right, yeah, my music would probably be a
little way off too. Well, don't sell yourself short. You
are South Jersey's number one mobile DJ. I want to
know the band that fell through? Like there was no
contract signed.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
They this is And it's so funny when you talk
to a college kid, because I forgot just how dumb
they are. She said that they booked the band, but
no one ever listened to the band, and then they
finally listened to the band and they were like, band stinks.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Because they're a college band that doesn't make any money. Yeah,
so this is Saturday? You said, this is Saturday? What
time date? I don't know what time? Do you dage?
I don't know ten am, eleven am. I could do
a noon a four.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Can you can you set me up some type of
mixtape and I'll send it down to the University of
Delaware to see if I can.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Get your books. Well, you would be the hype guy.
So you were on the mic doing the content, Yo,
yo yo, Yo, yo, yo yo. Again, we have no
business being there, but this would be a photo op. Okay,
do we get a T shirt?

Speaker 10 (22:32):
Gun?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yes, you know.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
You would be the cool dad though. Okay, I know
they love you for the midget wrestling. Somehow we get
Midge is the guy who hosts midget wrestling.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Now you and I are throwing like now we are like,
we're like the guy in old school where they they
call him the what do they call them the the
not the king? What they call godfather? The god? Yeah,
we're the godfathers. What that's it? Man?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
We're doing All of a sudden, we got Snoop Dogg
coming out a snoop a loop.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
As as fun as it sounds, I have to decline.
So you sure, No, No, I'm not sure. Honest to God,
if you told me this was noon afore, I would
have to get paid something so I could justify it
to the white I mean it is. I come down,
I rocked the hell out of that day, So it's
a day party. So noon in the forest during the day, you.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Could do a ten to three. I mean, I can
make this work. Before I put my kids on the
rides at wild Wood for October Fest. You wouldn't leave.
You wouldn't, I would you.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
You can't leave if you're drunk. You would be a
blue hen for life. So yeah, so that's uh.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
The band got canceled, and I'm just thinking maybe it
would be a good point, a good spot for you
to take over.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
I'm not gonna rule it out, Okay, it's just not
rule it out. I need to start time.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
It's like our Booze cruises, right, we just we just
all we have to do is do it like a
Booze cruise. I got a subwolfer and everything.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Look, and you know how their parties are, right with
the kids, It's probably like an iPod stuck into like
a boom box.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
That's what it is. Can you play this song off
of Spotify? Get your phone here, just plug it in,
plug it in a hit play.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Look, I got.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
A pair of tickets to go see Tony Hingecliff over
at Ocean. You want to go see the very funny
Tony Hingecliff, Dial up right now six zero nine six
seven seven one hundred and seven six zero nine six
seven seven one hundred Shold we.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Save the tickets for the makeout contest that we're gonna
do at the dash.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, imagine that's imagine me and you were like, all right,
we got who's doing the wet t Shirk contest yep,
and it's it's just a woke crowd.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
And they're like, they're like, ew, why would I do that?
Who know? Women don't do that anymore? Weird, that's why
you gotta rest.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Yeah, we me and you think it's MTV spring Break.
In nineteen eighty nine, Tony Hitchcliff over at Ocean six
zero nine, six seven seven, one hundred and seven.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Hey guys, you know a Puly shore we get back.
Are you playing p Diddy? We'll do some headlines.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
One hundred point seven z xls outers these rock station
z X more shit, I got a bunch of talkbacks.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
We got to get to man, they gonna get through these.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
I hate for them not to play, because we do
promise you get them in we will play them on
the air.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
So well, that's what it is. It's super easy. You
go to the iHeartRadio app, you search w ZXL. There's
a red microphone button. You send us a message. It's
the easiest way to get a hold of us, and
we'll play it, no matter how dumb it is. You
got a question for us, ask it. You want to
yell at us, yell at us, you want to tell
us we're dumb. Join the club. Like this dummy here

(25:27):
is just singing. I'll give him about five seconds.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
Trying to find them mode Freedom gain, no closer, no
matter how fireracker.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
All right, I don't know what. Yeah, I don't know
what's song that with us? No, but look we played.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
It, we did. Okay, this guy here says, uh, he
likes the.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Trash that we doukay, it helps his marriage.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Like the trash segment on the show.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
If you don't know what it is, it's a segment
at seven thirty that we play and it just is
me trying to be cool and hip and talk pop culture.
It's Hollywood trash. It's like, yeah, it's like your access
to the weirdos. Yeah, it's it's your evening magazine.

Speaker 10 (26:17):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
I just wanted to tell you your little blurb you do
called trash is actually helping my marriage. My wife watches
these two shows come on every evening. One of them's et.
I don't know what the other one is.

Speaker 9 (26:31):
It's too with the same regurgitated.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
But your trash blurb is actually the same stuff they
talk about there. So it's actually helping increase the conversation
between my wife and I after thirty years.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
We need it.

Speaker 10 (26:44):
Thanks.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
How about that he's on a lowe Now you can
talk to his wife about the things that are going on.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Because you get what he's saying is in the morning,
he hears it. So then when he goes to watch
you know, entertainment tonight with his wife, he now knows
the stories.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
This guy wants a request.

Speaker 8 (26:58):
Shout out one and just said, Wietzix play something in
the Way Nirvana.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Okay, that's a good song.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
It's from Uh it's off the Unplugged album and then
it made a real resurgence with the Batman movie that
came out last year.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Uh, we're talking about videos. Yeah, you guys were talking
about videos popping up on your your phone.

Speaker 7 (27:20):
So I guess through social media all I have the
same problem.

Speaker 8 (27:23):
I have the same bunch of videos keep popping up
on my phone for all videos of the top of JoJo's.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Mom Okay, we you know what, we may have to
file a police report that guy has he He goes
and says the worst things about a little Yeah, my
kids listen to the show.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Man just for that. That's their grandmother. I got two
for your wife. This is uh, this is your wife
talking about laundry.

Speaker 11 (27:48):
But then you gotta come on and say that you
gotta do the laundry because we don't do it. I
can't speak to what goes on in Joe's house, but
I know in my house, I literally fault with you
to not do my wash, and I now beg you
not to do Jamison's wash. Please don't do the laundry.
Please don't, please, please please please don't.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
And I don't. Here's when I do my wife's laundry.
Here's the only time I don't. I don't touch my
wife's launch.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
She will pile it up in the launder room. When
I can't open the door to the laundry room. That's
when I will now start to throw her clothes in there.
And I'm sorry, look me, if sweaters shrink and things,
your colors all messed up.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Too, I'm sorry. Then you do it. Two things.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Little guy, his clothes will start piling up in the hamper.
So yeah, I just throw them in there. Their little
kid closed, it's fine and The other thing is when.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
The the the the.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Women in the house do the laundry, they'll kidnap the
laundry room for like a week, so they'll put they'll
put they'll put something in.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
Forget that it's there. There's there's just clothes hanging everywhere.
There's baskets everywhere. Yeah, come on now, because she knows better.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Hey, just wondering whatever happened that a bike fash whatever?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Come back? We need it.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
I love the bike Bash. We're going to try and
get that to come back.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
You know what killed the bike Bash was COVID. Yeah,
so it was just one of the things. The kid
that that COVID killed was our bike Bash. I'd love
to bring it back.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
I always had a fun, fun time. And our buddies
from seven Stone, the great band seven Stone, they said
they would reunite. Yeah, they'll come back and do it.
They would one night only they would reunite if we
did bike Bash again.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Jojo, Welcome to the Elk family. Elk yeahteen Elk Lodge.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Yes, So yeah, that's funny. I'm finding more people are
Elks now. I'm like, now we know, like the the
whole thing we got going on, So.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh, this guy wants to fight my kid. Now, my
kids been going on like a year. He just wanted
to fight your kid.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
He hears it having breakfast and he says to my wife.
He was like, does that grown man want to beat
me up?

Speaker 12 (29:52):
And my wife's like, yeah, come on, kid, running your
mouth about you checked you in my hand.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's gonna go down hard. I'm gonna put you on
the mat. I just to prove my point, I'm gonna
tie your mama in a little Mexican prenzl.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Now, my wife is from nico I don't even know
what that means.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
She's not from Nicaroga. Her family is a Mexican pretzel.
What is that last one? Your wife talking about not
taking pictures. I'm I'm with you with this. A lot
of bad pictures seem to get on the internet. Yeah,
and it's and it's not even about my wife. It's
my daughter. She takes pictures.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
She takes creepshots of me, and so does my wife
from time to time too.

Speaker 11 (30:37):
So three things. One I already warned Stephen Bepose that
person is difficult, a f and he's a good human
and deserved to know.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
So I gave him the heads.

Speaker 11 (30:46):
Up and told him to take that money and run.

Speaker 8 (30:49):
Two.

Speaker 11 (30:50):
Oh, it's all just in for Scotti. You got family
that loves taking pictures of them. One vacation, Yes, you
were in the pool.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
I took a picture.

Speaker 11 (30:56):
I didn't share it.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I saved it. It was a good picture. I like it.

Speaker 11 (31:00):
Number Three, take the goddamn trumpet back, all right.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Don't you even take the trumpet back?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Still sitting in my trunk? Come on, man, it's that
thing with your wife.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, because it's it's that thing. It's in my trunk.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
So I forget it's in my So here's the store,
and you and I only have all day to do
these things. My kid played trumpet last year and I
was supposed to take it back to the music shop
that he rented it from. It's just it's been sitting
in my trunk, and I keep forgetting about it.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Hey, get them on to talk backs really easy. Go
to the iHeartRadio app and just hit the microphone button.
That easy, That easy. It's the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Search WZXL red microphone button, send us a message, we
get back.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
We'll do some trash.

Speaker 8 (31:46):
Oh love track anything thirty on fifty dotty anything, racket
rock roughing.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yes, I feel like this is something me and you
would do.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
So the New Jersey couple that made a sixty four
million dollar offer to buy ben A Flack and Jennifer
Lopez's home, it got pulled out an ascrow because they
found out they didn't.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Have the money. They didn't get him pre approval.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
But see, I do this for fun too, just to
like take a walk through the house, like yeah, guys, yeah,
like we love it.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
We're gonna dress up. I got we got suits on,
we got briefcases. Why unknown, No one's use a briefcase
in like thirty years. That's the fun thing. Like, you know,
I get sent real estate stuff all the time, and
I get caught up in that cycle of like I'm
looking at houses, and I'm looking at houses that are
in our price range, and then all of a sudden,
I fall It's like a nine hundred thousand dollars house.
I'm like, oh, that's really nice. Like I'm not, I'm not,

(32:47):
I can't buy that house. Oh wait you could have
Oh wait, that gets you set up in a mansion.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Dude, I did that getting a mortgage for that that
span of like oh four to like seven.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
It was I mean, yeah, what was the move shop?
I believe it was the big short they talked about.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Strippers in Vegas were buying multiple homes, but they were
doing it with adjustable rate mortgages. So what they didn't
tell these strippers because they had these great rates and
and they're making money, and but then there comes a
certain time when it all blows up and you have

(33:34):
to pay a whole much more, a whole bunch more money.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
Yeah, you want fixed there, which you should be as
a stripper fixed.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
And that's what killed Vegas.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Was like all these people were just buying up homes
and then eventually when the mortgage company said all right,
time to pay up, it was it was like, well,
what do you mean? Yeah, no, I don't explained to
me that my mortgage would go up by three hundred.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Your new neighbors are diamond Sizzle, Yes, Becky a trip.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
I remember my buddy was a cop and he's like, yeah, man,
I just bought a five hundred thousand dollars house.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
I was like, you're a cop. I love cops, right,
you put your life on the line.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
I'm glad you're living on a five hundred thousand dollars house,
but cops still living five hundred thousand dollars homes Ben
a Flack and Jennifer and or No, who's a jayl
j Lo. So now the house is back on the
market because this New Jersey couple did not get the
pre approval for the sixty four million dollar home.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
I don't show a house until I have that letter.
They were originally paid six there. They paid sixty one
million for the home last year.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Yeah, what do you guys do? I work at an
Amazon warehouse. No kidding, Okay, that's what it.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Well, that's what you If you watch those home renovation shows,
they'll do that too. You have a couple will be
like I'm at home mom, and the and the guys
like I work at Costco and they're like, well, what's
your budget?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I like one point two million.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Ellen DeGeneres is opening up on the impact of her
Hollywood downfall and her new farewell stand up special For
Your Approval, airing on Netflix. Ellen joked about how people
said she was mean and how that scandal led to
her to seek therapy. I think she got a raw deal, man.
I mean I was a huge Ellen Degenerous fan. I
didn't hate Ellen DeGeneres, but I think she was just

(35:22):
somebody who wanted her show to be good. And we
got into that culture a couple of years ago where
if someone says something mean to you, you're allowed to
complain and ruin their career, and that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
She's yelling at her staff. Can't handle it. She yelled,
could be perfect. What's the problem with that? There's I
mean there's stories of like Johnny Carson throwing chairs at
producers and he got the hit. He got that stuff done, Dennie.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Yeah, the producer made sure he didn't screw up again. Yeah,
Like it's it's that.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I think she really did get a raw deal.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
We had a girl here, Remember she messed something up,
but I was being nice. I was like, by the way,
you know it didn't you are what you what you did?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Was it right? And she started crying. I'm like, what
is this? Yeah, but you know what you are mean
to her? I agree, I.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Agree with her, but yeah she voted for Well, that's
that's two separate things.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, you asked the girl who she voted for, and
she started crying.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Oh that was a hotter one, right, And then the
other girl was actually she she was great.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
I liked her a lot. She and it's tough. It
was it was.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Like a behind the scenes computer stuff she was trying
to get done and it was she had she had
a moment where she couldn't get it figured out and
started crying.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
And then I believe you said stop crying. Yeah, because yeah,
can you cry about I'll give you more work.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Meghan Markle remember her, she's the one who opened up
the briefcases and now's in the royal family. She her
staff has defended her, countering claims that she's still cult
to work for. Staff Members described Meghan Marko and Prince
Harry is carrying bosses who give gifts like baby clothes,
flowers and care packages. Lily Collins, that's the daughter of

(37:03):
Phil Collins. She's revealed her favorite Phil Collins song. What
do you think Lily Collins Phil Collins daughter? What her
favorite song is the Air Tonight.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
It's in the air tonight, in the air to play
the crap out of that song here, everybody loves it.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
She also said it's a hit. It's it's yes, it's
a hit like studio.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
She also said she's a big fan of Genesis, so
that is Lily Collins, Phil Collins daughter.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Wayne Brady.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
He said that he has two kids and that's enough,
and now he's getting Hi a second.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Good for him. That's the way it should be.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
He's a guy who I guess Chappelle made him right
because I'm Wayne Brady bitch?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Isn't that what something he said that was? I'm Rick
James bitch. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
But then when Wayne Brady like did something on the
Chappelle Show and that kind of made him have street cred.
I can't remember exactly what it was. Maybe it's like
Wayne Brady's gonna smack a.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Bitch or something something like that.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Yeah, But then, dude, he has hosted this stupid game
show that's let's make it, make a deal.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
He just heat. He's not twenty years.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
He's hosted this stupid show. And I'm sure he's made
a ton of money. There you go, some.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Trash for it. For more information.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
About one hundred point seven XL, South Jersey's rock station
z XL show.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Good morning, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 10 (38:24):
How you doing.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
What's up, buddy? How are you good?

Speaker 10 (38:26):
I was listening to your station and I heard you guys, Uh,
we're looking for a windshield repair. I got a local
business that I dealt with that actually are very affordable
and cheap, and I was very pleased with him in Vineland.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
If you want the contact for me, and look at
you the guy that I won. Okay, is it your
business or somebody else's business?

Speaker 10 (38:45):
Now somebody else's. It's a local business right in Vineland,
New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
We'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Luckily it's shout out Wednesday. What's the business's name?

Speaker 10 (38:54):
Shot out being clear? Clear Troy's auto glass clear?

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Okay, clear choice auto glass out of violand Jojo broke
his windshield and needs to get He's trying to do.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
It on the cheap. Uh, he was gonna use it
on the do it on the free. He was gonna
use duct tape.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
So if we eat think maybe if we give them
Tony Hingecliff tickets, he could get it free.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Now we're swapping. I like that. Now do you know
somebody over there? Can I drop a name on them?

Speaker 10 (39:22):
Unfortunately no, But I I just had the contact that
I just.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
I'd like this to so they but they did your windshield.
They did a good job. Yeah, I will call them
for a price. Good for you, man, you have no
ties to him. You're just shouting out a little bit.
And I always like local businesses, man, I really really
do it.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
It's it's shout out Wednesday. Hey do you uh? Do
you like comedy?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Sir?

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Do you wanna do you want tickets to go see
the very funny Tony Hitchcliff over at Ocean and Atlantic City?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Can we save that for the autoglass company that through
my windshield for free? Why are we giving these guys
a ticket? I think we got a couple of tickets
we give away. Yeah, are you stay on old? We're
gonna make you the work force employee day.

Speaker 10 (40:00):
All right, all right, I appreciate.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Now what do you do? What's your job?

Speaker 10 (40:05):
Power company?

Speaker 8 (40:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
No, I do? Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
I don't love you guys because you block a lot
of roads a lot of the time. Because I I had,
I had, I have my h I have my ways
home through back roads and uh and every now and
then they start trimming those trees, and then the roads
are closed and they get it down the one lane.
And I got the lady who's kind of tired from
the night before, and she forgets to turn the sign.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
You're not gonna believe this Uh, I need a tree trimmer.
Do you do? Uh? Do you take down.

Speaker 10 (40:35):
Trees our company? Unfortunately know you are.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Okay, this guy's above your pay grade, dude, this guy's
like he does important.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
I need a guy out there that does windshields and
on the side does tree trimming.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
All right, man, you're the workforce. You're the workforce employee
that day. Hold on, bro, we just stay on hold
all right, all right?

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Yeah, I need a windshield replaced, and eventually I'm gonna
go to the airwaves and ask for somebody who chops
down trees. I got two dead trees that need to
take down, and they're just big enough where they're going
to hit my house if I try it with my buddies.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
In a case of beer. Although as a man, I'm like,
I could eat, I could probably pull it in the
right direction, and I'm like, nah, I need that guy's
gonna climb it up.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Those videos on YouTube are great when somebody tries to
do what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Oh, he just falls in their house or their car. Yeah,
it's all falling a guy. That's awesome video.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
Yeah, or they just missed the house. You're like, oh
my god, and the wife's out there. She's like, I
told you, I told you have and I've had that.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
I've had neighbors man, where we lived close, like the
houses are close to each other, and they try that
stuff and you're just like holding your breath. You're like, man,
he's gonna take my fence down. I know he's gonna
take my fence down here.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
So if you have a place that does windshields for
a cheap for a four f one to fifty, or
you take down trees, hit the talkback feature up. Give
us your number. Please, I promise you'll I'll shop around
with it. I'm looking for the best price.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Quality doesn't necessarily always have to be there.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
He's looking for a good he's looking for Hey we
do cheap windows. Hey we do cheap tree removal. Yeah, yeah,
Hey the names of the business.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Hey, the windshow won't fly off while you're driving ink,
you know that guy.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Look, we get back, But I got some headlines the
XL now Jersey's rock station z XL Morning Show. You
want to feel old, dude, I do feel old.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
These little things, man, that kill me because growing up,
when you would walk through a store, like it would
be like muzak would play or it would be like
oldies or something like that. I remember being on the
boardwalk in Ocean City and everyone had like the oldies
station one right.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yeah, like the Temptationous song now is sixty years.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
I'm talking like splits splash. I'm taking a bath, like
you know, I'll be right down. I'm in I'm in
line at the Great Walmart. I don't know if you've
ever been to that. That's it's a really ritchy store.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Do I like Walmart? And so I'm standing on the
cement floor and.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Next to a palette, a palel of the paper towel.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
So I'm waiting in line man for the self checkout.
And you know, they they they play music. We've goofed
on it before because they pretend to have like a
Walmart radio station. Uh, and they'll have like DJs and
like a morning show. So I'm listening to the song
they're playing and I'm like, there's no way because I dude,
I remember clear as day I was a teenager when

(43:28):
this song was a huge hit and it was on MTV.
They were playing Jesus Jones. Do you remember Jesus Jones? Yeah,
I got it, dude, right here, right now, and I'm like,
I'm that old that that Walmart is playing, like this
song is like kind of dangerous, okay, yeah, but like
it was, this was alternative in the early nineties and

(43:52):
now I'm in Walmart and they're playing it has easy listening.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yeah, oh my god. Yeah you know, like, dude, it's
a banger of a song.

Speaker 10 (43:59):
Though.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Yeah, no, it's a great song.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
But you're right, like when you were listening to it,
it was cool and hip. Look now it's for an
old person standing in line at Walmart.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
I was ten when grunge started to hit, and it
terrified me because it was like stuff you never heard
before this and this got thrown into This is more
grungey pop, but it got thrown into that world. So yeah,
I'm like, man, like an oldies don't even exist anymore,
Like there's no old these radio stations because it's sad
those people were dead. Yeah, a person that grew up

(44:29):
and I don't know they were a teenager when like
I don't know when Motown was around stuff like they
don't even cater you. There's a radio station the place
Motown all that stuff. Yeah, it was I was like, man, like,
this is I'm shopping for milk and I'm banging out
to Jesus Jones.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Yeah, it was tough the other day. Heard the cranberries
in the supermarket.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
And then what's that Classic Hits? I get it, dude,
I mean this is what Classic Hits Station one is.
That song is thirty three four years old. Yeah, oh dude,
you want to feel old. Oh well, even the Oly
station in Philly isn't oldies anymore now it's big eighties
because because it's always years old.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
The people who are listening to that love oldies.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
They're not listening anymore because again they all died, So
now an older person is listening to eighties, which I
love the eighties.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
So that's just an old an old man moment where
I'm like, I'm in line singing along and I'm like,
what am I doing?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, You're like I was like, I'm jamming.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
I'm jamming out to Jesus Jones over the loud speaker
at Walmart.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Yeah, and now you look at an artist You're like, wow,
they're so they're so old. So I'm not kidding.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
I think that song is probably nineteen ninety one, so
you're talking thirty three years yeah, this song.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Is thirty three years old. You would see that guy,
but like, oh my god, that's an old man.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Jesus Jones might be dead. I don't think he ever
really had a follow up to that song.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
That was That was the days man, where you had
those bands would have like one one hit like Jesus
Jones had right here right now, emf had what was
that one?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Unbelievable, unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Oh you know you had the Proclaimers.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I would walk five hundred miles. Great song.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
I still love that song, but not a lot of
follow ups now. And our kids too, I mean, they
don't get that at all.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Like I tried to dive into, like like I set
up a nice little nineties kind of hip hop playlist, like,
you know, let's kind of edit it a little bit.
You know. My kids are like, yeah, some of it's okay.
Some of it I don't. I don't get I'm like, yeah,
because you didn't grow up in that time. Man. We
grew up in a time of the nineties hip hop.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
It's kind of cool because my daughter, who's in college,
is obsessed with the nineties, and dude, the nineties were awesome.
I was ten in nineteen ninety and I was twenty
in two thousand, so I got to experience everything.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
I was aware.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
Man, I was aware of it, all right, and so
for me to go back and revisit it.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
When she asked questions about it, I'm like, oh, yeah,
all right, let's go. Let's sit down. I can tell you.
I can tell I can tell you a whole bunch
about the nineties.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
You're now the grandpa has explaining to his kids, like
what war was like, but you're explaining the nineties and
how cool the nineties were.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
It's so funny because my wife's cousin is I think
like thirty thirty one, thirty two, and on Netflix right now,
there's a series about the Menendez brothers and they killed
their parents and it was like nineteen ninety, and I
remember I was I was in like middle school, and
I was obsessed with this murder trial with the Menendez brothers.
And so she's texting me because we text about conspiracies

(47:33):
and stuff, and she's like, did you see this thing?
And I said, yeah, I lived it. She's like giving
me details. I go, I go, I don't think you
understand this. I was there when it actually was happening.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Like I was watching news. I was watching it on TV,
and I didn't need a Netflix show. I was watching
it happen. I watched this all go down, and so
when I get there, like yeah, white daughter asked about
the nineties, I'm like, all right, sit down, all right, great,
get a cup of tea, because we're gonna we're gonna
sit here for a while.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Look, we get back, we'll do a thing called do
you think you have it bad? I don't think we
have it bad. There's a new term for slacking in
the workplace.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Oh is it called the Excel Morning show at Jojo
and Scotti. It's it's sluggish. It's called productivity poductivity, phoductivity,
not having any activity as photo faux poductivity. Okay, big activity. Yeah,
it's faux. It's faux poductivity.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
And it's happening more and more as workers find ways
around the constant electronic monitoring from their workplace bosses. Workers
have caught onto the game, so they've devised ways of
filling their day with hundreds of meaningless surface level tasks,
and bosses can't tell the difference between them looking busy
and being busy.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
As they avoid their actual job.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Workers guilty of poductivity defend the practice, saying it would
be helpful if helicopter bosses would focus on results rather
than micro manager.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
If it's a woman slacking off, I think they call
it hoductivity.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Is that true? I don't hoductivity. I don't think they
do that. I never got that if you like, and
once again, I never.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Really worked in a like a workplace, like you know,
office space or like you know the office, that type
of job. But if they gave if they give you
a job and you get done the job they gave you, right,
shouldn't you just be done your day?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
That sounds like a productive day because because I got
it done twice as fast as the other guy, I
should be able to relax from one to three, Boss,
I didn't take my hour lunch, so I got done,
So I'm leaving an hour early. A lot of bosses
would be like, well, no, you just have to sit
there and look busy. Yeah, it's give me a daily
chore if I get it done quick amount.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Australia's Peter Smith has pleaded guilty after he was caught
tossing Betty White.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
To an alligator.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
What does that mean in court, Smith's a turn and
he defended Smith, saying that he simply wanted to feed
the reptile, so he served up his beloved chicken, who
he named Betty White. The incident occurred at a local
wildlife park, and Smith's lawyer called it a very unusual manor.
Smith now has to wait until November twentieth for sentencing.
It could be facing two years in jail and up

(50:17):
to a twenty five thousand dollars fine for animal cruelty.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
She died finally, right, Betty White? Yeah, she did, like
a year or two ago. She's like one hundred. Yeah. Yeah.
Let's see here. It's not easy being hot. I wouldn't know.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Just listen, how burdened by an overabundance of attractiveness?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Please go ahead.

Speaker 7 (50:39):
Yeah, here's just a few of the horrible experiences that
hot people say they're subjected to. Yeah, and I guess
this is a lot of I guess females apparently I
want everyone's husband. That's Look when a howt girl walks
into your house, Yeah maybe it's a it's a guy's
new girlfriend. I guess the wife always thinks that that

(51:00):
girl is going after her husband.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Now, some are flirty, Like we had one around our
neighborhood who was flirty, but actually she ended up did
She did lay down with a husband, So that was
right dead on on that one.

Speaker 7 (51:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Yeah, they've been accused of flirting when she just said
I'm doing my job. People who think they may have
a shot if they can get your self esteem low enough,
so they treat you mean people pretending to be friends
just to be seen with me. Your appearance seems to
make your friends feel insecure about themselves.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
There's always a hot one, though, There is always a
hot one in these pictures girls and not hot one.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Yeah, she's looking at the big one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
People assume that I'm vain because I'm hot, which isn't true.
Even doing this interview, aren't you being vain by saying
how hot you are?

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah? Vain.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
It's assumed that that she's dumb. And I didn't have
to work for what I achieved. It was just handed
to me because of my looks. One hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
It was Yeah, if you're on TV, it did it was?
Do you that's the reason you don't see ugly people
on TV. Yeah, that's the worst.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Yeah, well, yeah, the traffic girl were Weather.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Yeah, but you know what, she's an every woman. Like
my mom loves that. There's that term every woman. She's
an every woman.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Yeah, but the the other girl smoking hot and the
girl before her smoking at.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Least get you it.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
At least get you the audition, you know, one hundred.
All you have to do is read, and you don't
get to read all that.

Speaker 9 (52:25):
Well.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
You look at Fox News. Look at Fox News. Even
the guests they was that guy Fox News are hot.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Roger Ales his his and he was a bad dude,
did bad things. But his game plan was hot chicks
will talk politics. They'll just read off teleprompters in short skirts.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
It works. It works. There you go, h those people,
they haven't bad. You not so much. Ing Shoe with
Jojo and Scotty.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
Oh hi you guys one seven the XL Isy rock
station and does the XL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
My eleven year old stinks.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Like at life or smells smells, dude, that's what eleven
year olds do. I realize that, yes, And it's that
sweat smell, like they they're just like wet dogs.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
This is this is this is the under the arm body.
It was the first time I really smelled it. On him.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Man, oh, you haven't had the deodorant thing. We've we've
had the deodorant thing for about a year where it's like,
you know, he Actually it's nice because kids go in
two directions. Either kids don't want to ever clean themselves
or like my guy kind of goes over and beyond,
like he's got the different body washes.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
He's old.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
He does, he's got he's got like a little spray deodorant.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Cool water, cologne, your car so so yeah, but dude,
kids when they first hit puberty, they just stink. Yeah yeah,
And I gotta listen. I I don't want I don't
want him to be the kid who stinks. So I
have to kind of nip into the butt. I have
to explain to my wife, listen, he needs the odorant.
But the problem in my house is we all stink.

(54:10):
My wife stinks and I stink. Now we have the odorant,
but it's the odorant that she makes, and it's not
as good as the stuff that you know, you really
put in there under that tender part of your skin.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Don't let them, don't let them be there. Yeah yeah, yeah,
don't let him get Let let him get something that's cool.
Right guard. Maybe this is.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Where dad steps in and the said, son, don't tell
your mom, and you just sneak them.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Like real deodorant. That's what I said.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Like, my kids aren't gonna sneak drugs and stuff. They're
gonna sneak tasty cakes, sugar, all the things.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Rather your kid goes to someone someone else's house that
his head's gonna explode when he has sugar and stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Well, you know what he does. You know what they don't.
We've brainwashed him enough.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
They don't really like a lot of sugar. Like, don't
even turn on birthday cake. It's like it's like I
didn't like cocaine until I did it.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Well, you know it's like birthday cake.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
Like he'll go to a birthday party like I don't
want a cake, and then dad dad dives in. It's like,
well I'll take his slice. Then that's fine. But yeah,
like like Coca cola and all those other things, sodas
and stuff, his head's gonna explode. No, I know that's
what he's gonna go after. He's not gonna have a drug.
He's not gonna have a drug addiction. When he's twenty,
he's gonna be I don't know, sixty pounds overweight from sugar, dude.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
That was the kids. Like I remember I had a
couple buddies who were like real.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Christian and their parents were like real anti toys and
video games, and they would come over my house and
their heads would explode. They'd be playing Super Mario Brothers
and it would be like they never wanted to leave.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
Yeah, like the Ricky Schroeder Home and silver Spoons. Yeah,
we hit the train going right through the living room.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
It's amazing.

Speaker 8 (55:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
So I can sit down with my wife and say,
we need to come up with a plan here, because
you know, he needs to not stink when he goes
to school. And I don't know if you're you know
that stuff you grew up in the kitchen and you
melt down into the little piece of plastic and can
be putting under arms due I don't know if it's
gonna nip it in the bud.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
If you meet.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Like middle school teachers, maybe fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth grade,
they'll tell you, dude, kids stink. Yeah, And it's that
thing because they still run around like little kids. So
they so they're they're sweaty, they're smelly, they hit puberty,
like their bodies just out of control.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
And they just they yeah, they just stink. Yeah, we
get back. They're all sweaty and thirty. Go take a shower, No, no,
go take a shower, and they finally do. But yeah, yeah,
try not to get well.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
My little guy has found out that the shower. I
think there's a couple of things going on there. He
jams out to music he found, you know, he so
he learned to do that.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
That. So now like the shower is a hangout, but
I also think the showers a hangout, if you know
what I mean, I know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
well yeah, so all of a sudden that that five
to ten minute shower turns into a twenty thirty minute show.
Up goes that water bill. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Everybody,
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