FRIDAY 9-27-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
And this show.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Is an it.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Say, man, what's happening? Nailed it? What did you get yesterday?
After the show? I had to do our HR It's
like a forty minute seminar video. Oh, the ethnics one, yeah, the.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
One, Yes it was blacks, that it was it was whites.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Yeah, the ethics video. And you have to answer questions
one hundred. Nailed it. Yeah, I think I got two
or three wrong. There was only two or three questions.
I know you got them wrong. Yeah, well, I don't
know I could justify either one. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
I think it's okay to smackron. He asked him, Hey,
sheil a nice job today.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
You did her. You really killed it in the workplace.
But I guess you can't touch them. I mean they
make them pretty easy. I know, I don't think I
was paying attention again. They trained is like Tom has
drinks with Mary and Mary shows him some sensitive company
information on her cell phone. Yes, what did he do wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
And one of the answers you could have picked was
having drinks with your coworker. Was that wrong?

Speaker 6 (02:01):
Because one was like, I don't know, he took a
picture of the screen or something like that, and like
it seems like a he opened her phone up. That's
what it was. He had her password.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
They were friends, so they had the passwords to each
other's phones, which is weird. Who would do that? And
he saw some sensitive information and they said, what did
he do wrong? And and so he had because he
wanted to do a joke. She went to the bathroom
and he wanted to grab her phone and then like
take like selfies with everyone at the table at the bar.
That doesn't sound like a bad thing. That sounds like
a fun thing. So it sounds like you got the

(02:30):
question wrong. I did I did yea yeah. Yeah. The
thing that was wrong was he shouldn't have gone on
her phone.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Oh yeah, I think I think I said he shouldn't
have said anything, just stinkie.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
So I going on your phone and changed my name
into awful awful things.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody, Uh, it is from a problem.
Yet we are one hundred percent the things we yelled
through this whole way again, it's only yuh.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
This is a real workplace, like what real workers me
and you are a little I do find this little
different than other people in radio. We sat in a
meeting not that long ago and they said like this
is what a radio morning show should be, like ten things,
and I'm going down the list of the ten things,
and I'm just looking at you, going we don't do anything. No, no, no, no,

(03:17):
we aren't.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
We aren't doing any of those things. There's no time
in temp. We don't tease what's coming up.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, we don't know.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
Yeah. I don't even answer emails from this place. I
was just seeing you respond. I'm like, I think, Scott,
he's got it.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
That was a thing. Even this it reminded me of
like college, Like I got it in at like the
twelfth hour, like it was. It was due in like
a couple hours. And I'm like, I forgot to do
this hr thing. You like, it's a corporate thing you
have to do.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
You know why we do so well on the show
because somebody out there listens, like I could do that,
and you can. You certainly could do this job. That's nonsense,
not hard at all, man, nonsense. Oh it's Friday, the
work week is almost over.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
We're gonna find a ZXL work worst employee of the
day that Do you know that? I cannot touch a
woman's behind If she doesn't say that she doesn't want
to touch. Wait, what if she scored?

Speaker 6 (04:10):
Probably you know what, I got that wrong? Probably I
shouldn't touch it at all. What if she scores a touchdown? Huh,
we're okay. We're playing a charity football game, flag football game.
She scores a touchdown, Yeah, you gotta have to get
pat her on the butts and no shop Sheila chest bump. Yeah,
I don't think any contact is okay.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Luckily nobody here. I'd hit on the ass. Now, what
do we got for that war force? Some ploy of
the day today, overnights day at Ocean at one hundred
bucks to spend.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
It's one hundred point Seven's THEXL, South Jersey's rock station
into ZXL Morning Show for good morning everybody.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Doordon Line'll write it down, well, doord Lin and things sucks.
I'm scotty, good morning. Are you reading it?

Speaker 6 (04:56):
Here's some news for us on a big old Friday morning.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Sometimes I forget what station we work for.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
We worked for a couple, you know, me and you
have worked for three different radio stations.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah, we are hold on, hold on, hold on, let.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Me do that.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Man good.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
We did three different radio stations, yeah, and one two,
four different companies.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
This is our fourth company, yeah, yeah, fourth dictator.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
New York City Mayor Eric Adams has been indicted on bribery,
campaign finance, and conspiracy charges. The five Countain Diamond includes
these charges against Adams conspiracy to commit wire fraud, federal
program bribery and to receive campaign contributions from foreign nationals,
wire fraud, solicitation of a contribution from a foreign national,
and bribery. Now this comes on the heels of him

(05:51):
coming out complaining about the migrants coming up from the border.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
So that it almost it's it's almost an snl skit.
He holds a conference saying that New York cannot handle
the migrants coming in the influx like ten thousand a day,
cannot handle the infrastructure of New York, right, the finance
of New York cannot handle it. The next day he
gets indicted about that what are the chances Hurricane Helene

(06:20):
has weakened to a Category one storm in the early
hours of this morning, having moved around one hundred miles
inland into Florida and Georgia that made landfall Thursday in
the Gulf.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Of Mexico area of Florida. The storm is expected to
continue to slow and weekend today, turning north westward to
move through Georgia and the Tennessee North Carolina Boarder.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Yeah, not just sound insensitive, but I really could use
the rain, so I'm glad it's happened.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
I could. Yeah, I played with succeed about three weeks ago. Man,
I know someone there A million dollar home got flooded
in Florida. Yea, and a couple people died. But man,
it hasn't rained up here in a while.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
I'm sure the guy who had the street sign fly
through his car while he's driving in it and he died,
he's not happy that it's a mega million's ticket worth
more than a billion dollars. Listen to this, A mega
million's ticket worth more than a billion dollars that a
guy won six months ago has not cleaned it yet.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
I don't even know if it's a guy. It could
be a gap. I gotta check my ticket. Now, were
you in Neptune, New Jersey, because that's it was sold
at a shop right in Neptune, New Jersey six months ago,
and yesterday the lottery came out and said, dude, you
got six months left. If you don't claim this, then
it goes back to the lottery. Wow, could you imagine
man a bill?

Speaker 6 (07:32):
I mean it's over a billion dollars, so cash out
is gonna be like six hundred million.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
The winning numbers if you think you were in Neptune
and bought a ticket, are seven, eleven, twenty two, twenty nine,
and thirty eight and the megaball number was four. That's news.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
What about sports? It is brought to you by the
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and that's it for the season against the Nationals Sunday,
last game for the Phills and then the playoffs start.

(08:06):
Cowboys beat the Giants last night twenty to fifteen.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Father watching the stupid game.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
Game, you're dude, They didn't your giants didn't look bad. Yeah,
but yeah, but you don't get wins for that. Well,
every year it's they don't look no, you know what.
Most of the time they look bad. But he just
didn't look bad last night.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
But he still lost.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
And you got a stud kid there, that receiver. I mean,
he bashed his head and had a concussion, but he's like, dude,
he looked good. Yeah, sure, yeah, he felt like Apollo
and Rocky Floor. Dude, it's somebody through the white the
white alley Man Eagles Bucks, that's what we want. I
think he had like forty five catches last night because
he's the only one on the team that can catch
the ball.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Eagles Bucks one o'clock on Sunday. Sad. If you're an
Oakland Athletics fan and growing up, I was man.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
That was a team, dude. Ricky Henderson was my guy.
Ricky Henderson, you had Dave Stewart pitching. You Conseko maguire.
I believe they went back to Backworld Series. Well they're done.
They are moving out of Oakland. They had their last
game last night to a sellout crowd. Next year they'll
go to a minor league ballpark. In Sacramento, while they,

(09:08):
I guess, are building a stadium out in Las Vegas.
That's it, man, go to Vegas. That place will be
packed because it's an event. Now, it's not just going
to a game, it's an event.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Oakland, it must suck to live in Oakland's it's just
an awful town's well, with crime and gangs and everything.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Well, wouldn't you be angry too? So you're the bastard
child of San Francisco, right, And you had the Raiders,
then they went to La then they came back, and
then they went back out to Vegas. So we forgot
how much this play is blue. It just sucks to
be a person who lives in Oakland. And the mayor
of Philadelphia, she's really hard on about getting the seventy

(09:44):
six ers to move to Chinatown, and so yesterday they
had a protest because next to Chinatown is the Gaborhood.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
And the Gaborhood is of this.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Really nice area of Philadelphia and it's got cool cafes
and restaurants, and it's super clean and affluent, and it's
it's filled with gay people, hence the name the Gaborhood.
So they came out and they're like We don't want
your silly riff raff of your sixers fans wrecking our neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
That's exactly what's gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Like we've built this, We've taken forty years to build
this gaborhood up and uh and we don't want you
guys ruining it.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
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Speaker 7 (10:23):
Dock up.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
Hey, rain to day high up to seventy four rain tonight,
open at low sixty nine tomorrow for your Saturday more
rain high to the seventy four to seventy one outside.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Right now one point seven.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
Cxlutters his Rocks and Rock Stations, CXL Morning Show. I
thought I was gonna be the cool dad yesterday. Oh yeah,
you had to did something going on to school?

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Where why you do this? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
You volunteered for the school stuff. I want to be
included until uh I get to do the work. Yeah,
so I get there. It's uh, let's see, it was.
Uh it was a five hour deal yesterday out in
the sun and humidity. And let your kids have been
eat lunch yesterday they serve lunch. I forgot to get lunch.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
I like that. Your kid's been in school for two
weeks and they have a field day already.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
Here.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah, here's what it is. It's just so we just
checked out. Here's what it is. It's like this. It's
called the Renaissance Club.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Right, So what it is is if you have if
you have like all a's and like you can get
one big and perfect attendance for a marking period, then
you get it. So this carries it's a little party. Yeah,
so I'm shocked that he had no no days off.
Now here's the problem with this awesome thing is if
if they missed more than two days, then you're not
a part of the club and where they kick you out.

(11:35):
But like I know, we got a lot of vacation
days like some triss plans. So he's certainly going to
miss in more than two per market periods. So he's done.
The Renaissance Club.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Is good, dude. We got the letter last year from
the truant officer like, hey, if you missed one more day,
your kid might not cratch away. He would he wouldn't
qualify for the Renaissance Club.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
No.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Yeah, wow, that's how bad we are. I volunteer yesterday.
It's it is.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
It's a it's a big field that got the big
blow up thing. And I'm like, okay, I'm gonna be
the cool dad. My kid is gonna acknowledge the fact that, hey, man,
look this is my dad. Anybody, he's here volunteering, he's
watching you. I must have got a million steps in. Yes,
they had nothing to do. Like my post was to
make sure kids don't run out the trail right and
leave the premises. Meanwhile, I'm like, I forget all about

(12:22):
what I'm supposed to be doing. I see ten kids.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Walking through the trail away from where we're going.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
I'm like, I'm not gonna worry about this anymore. So
I say it man, and we lock eyes, and I'm thinking, okay, hey, everybody,
here's my dad. Nothing man. He even kind of looks
a little it looks away a little bit. Is it
the eleven year old or it's the eleven year old?
Oh yeah, dude, it's too cool, too cool for school,
too cool man.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
I'm getting that attitude too. Where I'm getting an attitude
because he's twelve, but I'm getting the when he's in
front of his friends.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
Yeah, it's it's it's he's just a dick. And I'm like,
it's gonna Dad's gonna stop. You're not the cool dad, man.
And I thought I was gonna be the cool dad
for volunteer. I thought it was the coolest dad of
all the dads were there. But we played the game
and I knew where he was coming from, like a
go over, hey, man, how's it going.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
That's good? Good, It's weird, man, Well that's what it is.
So when you're like a little kid, it's cool to
have your parents chaperone right when you're little. But then
you get to a certain age and that age is
probably a ten or eleven where it's like, no, I
don't want you here, dad.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Yeah, I like no, E like get out of here.
You know, like old dad, fifty year old dad? There
where the bellies because the T shirt is a little tough,
a little tight.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
You don't like him there. So I played the game
with does your kid put on a voice when he's
with his friends. I'm noticing that my kid puts on
like an urban voice where like it's almost like he's
in a nineties hip hop video. No I do that
with my urban neighbors.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
But where he's like, he's like, all of a sudden,
I'm here, Like I'll hear because our garage is set
up as like a wreck.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Room so they can play like pool and ping pong
and stuff, and I'll hear him with his friends and
he'll be like yo yo yo, yo yo yo. And
heard him drop the F bomb yesterday like you and
I off the air.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Yeah, well, I know gat is but I did hear
that like they were saying something. But yeah, yeah, I'm
trying to I am picking almost some uh some. I
don't know if that's a bonyx or whatever, but uh yes,
I realized that is like butt.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
And.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
I don't say it. He's using a word he shouldn't use.
But we used it and we used it as kids,
and it's you know, it could be offensive. But oh yeah, yeah,
you can't say that worries like he's being And I
was like, you know what that that word means something else? Yeah,
you know, so let's not use it in that way.
We used it as different you know, we were younger.
But uh yeah, man, so I I walk by him

(14:40):
and give him a little little nod.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
He gave me a little nod. Hey, I'm here, volunteering. Why,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Laste Yeah, Oh my god, dude, I'm sweating around. I
got dude, I'm starting to chafe because it's you're outside.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
As an adult. I want to be able to tell
them like, hey, I'll give you an hour and then
I'm out. But they're like, no, they you to be
there for five hours. I didn't know it was this long. Again.
I thought it was a two hour thing. So here
I am.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
Hey, I'm available all day long. It's like, okay, good,
let's start now.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
And what end? Yeah, so what do you do for
five hours? Walk? Dude?

Speaker 6 (15:12):
Let me tell you it is a prison. I talked
to my kid about how it's a prison. It is
a prison. It looks like a prison. It's worked like
they do outside for five hours. They sweat, they run around,
they got bracelets on. When they get popcorn, ice cream,
they load up on sugar. They were playing goga ball, basketballs.
The other dude, I saw nothing gotten just so they
didn't learn anything.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
No nothing.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Yesterday I even had a group of kids. Man, it
was sixth, seventh, and eighth graders. I had a group
of kids like, hey, man, you want to get in
on this basket, you got drugs. They asked me for
to play basketball with them. Yeah, and the best I
could come up was I'm too.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Old, man. I was like, my knees would break. Yeah.
That's when I that's when I said to these kids,
I should have given it a shot.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
In eighth grader would be like, yo, man, you got
any pot. Well, it's great, man, because you can see
every class has one. It's there's always the one kid
who has like the the Marilyn Manson pants on with
the zippers and like it's you know, the goth Jenkos. Yeah,
you got the jan Yeah, there was a Django one
there and they kind of keep to themselves.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
And it's funny you watch the little groups. We all
had them. Man, we had the nerds, we had the jocks,
we had all of them. Yeah. Man, well I'm glad
you got to see it. Yeah, in middle school is
a weird, weird time because you're a kid, but then
by the end of it you're almost like an adult teenager.
Yeah you feel like it.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Yeah, and it's just it's it's just it's a weird time. Look,
we get bat we do some rockets.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Jojoe and Scottie rock News here's some rock news for you,
Leonard Skinner. They're still out there Torn, even though there's
no original members left. The front man, Johnny van Zandt,
had to leave the road because his youngest daughter is ailing.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
Uh so, so he has the youngest daughter, what is
she seventy three? It's been a bad week for Leonard Skinner.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Not only did Johnny have to say, hey, look, I
gotta take some time off, my daughter's sick. Yeah, I mean,
Johnny's gotta be in seventy so you know, she's probably fifty,
she's forty five, and don't feel bad for everybody. She
had a great life. But then the bus driver, you
don't think about this, dude. So the bus driver, it's

(17:22):
pretty integral to a tour of a vand right. These
bus drivers are like, I mean, they're the ones that
get you from point A to point B. Yeah. The
van Zan's bus driver ended up with in intensive care
after getting into an accident while riding a scooter.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
Oh, she wasn't even driving. The Bush's riding a scooter. No,
so so apparently said they canceled a bunch of tours.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
So his daughter apparently is having I guess, like stroke
symptoms like numbing on the right side of her body,
and so there's a mass on her brain. So Johnny,
who is Ronnie van Zandt's little brother who took over
the and s in the early eighties, so he's taken
some time to help with his daughter. But then.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
The bus driver was on a scooter and fell off
and hit his head. Just asked Metallica.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Remember they went over the cliff. Yeah, and then cliff died. Yeah, ironic.
Billy Joel has.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
Announced four additional concerts with Sting, including stops in Indianapolis, Syracuse.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
Charlotte, and Salt Lake City. Wrestler, please be the wrestler.
What are we going to get the cool? Uh surf Sting?
Are we going to get the crow? Sting? Wasn't he gold?
Was that Sting? That gold should come on? That was
Dustin Rose. I messed that up.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
Come on, man, So if you if you want to
see these guys, and I guess Billy's out there. Billy's
out there still doing it.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Man.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
He just wrapped up that residency he had at Madison
Square Garden, but he's gonna be out there with Stevie
Nicks and Rod Stewart even Chris Isaac is gonna help
him out. If you want to see the new Billy
Joel Sting shows, it's February eighth in Indianapolis, April eleventh
and Syrah Houst, New York, May tenth in North Carolina

(19:14):
in Charlotte, and May twenty third in Salt Lake City.
As a joke, man just announce Sting and here comes
a wrestler. He falls to the Billy in the head
with it. This is all the Sting fans off. Well
for the wrestling guys, they're loving it well. Sting used
to come in from the rafters on a zip.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Cord drop am right on the right.

Speaker 7 (19:33):
Dawn.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
He used to have a baseball bat. Dude, I would
not want to be Dave Grohl right now. It's gotta suck.
And if I'm him, you just cut your ties. You've
made a mistake because it's not worth trying to fix it.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
You pay her off.

Speaker 7 (19:49):
Man.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
So look, Dave girl knocked up abroad right. Problem is
he's married with kids and the woman he knocked up
was not his wife. I think he's doing that thing
where he's trying to, like, you know, make it up
to him. It just never works out. It's not it's
not dude.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
She every time, dude, you don't okay, you don't put
dishes in the dishwasher, She's like, will you screwed another woman?

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Exactly? It's never going to end. So the Food Fighters
were supposed to be performing this weekend at a music
festival and they canceled. Yeah, it sucks for everybody else. Yeah,
it's all because it looks like it's all because of
Dave Swiss being Connecticut. Uh So they said, quote, the

(20:33):
Food Fighters will no longer be appearing it this week's
sound side music festivals. Why not get out of the house,
Like what else are you doing? What are you trying
to make it up to her all day? Like I
pull the guys up counseling, going to counseling. I call
all the guys in the Food Fighters up and say,
we're going to tour for the next twenty two years,
back to back dates. We're gonna we're never, We're never,
We're gonna do nine shows a day. And so she

(20:56):
forgets about it.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
So yeah, dude, I don't know. You just when you
screw up that bad, you just gotta cut ties and
you're never trusted and everybody does go. It goes on tours.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
She's gonna call him nowhere it is. Why didn't you
answer your phone? Yeah, look, there you go. Some rock
news for you.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
Out Jersey's rock station. I had to do it, man,
I don't like doing it. I know it throws our
family in the chaos. But dude, do you feel like
your kids don't respect your house? I get it, man,
and I get it more from the seven year old.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
I'll be honest.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
The eleven year old's not bad, man, Please thank you.
He's kind of generous, like he's he appreciates thing. It's
the seven year old and he's trying to come in.
He's trying to develop some type of personality, and his
personality's being an ale. Hey mission accomplished. Bro, you're doing
exactly what you're trying to do. But it doesn't fly
in my house. Man.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
But the thing is that I'm dealing with now is
now I have two kids, one you know one, there's
four kids in all. You're like the brain.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
We are. We are we're a blended family and I'm
I'm a gay dad and you're an architect.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
So my oldest son, he lives with his mom and
going to college and my daughter she's at University of Delaware,
and my oldest daughter is back home living with us,
you know, trying to get her life together, which is cool,
and wants to you know, get money to buy a place.
And my little guy is my little guy. So he's twelve.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
So I got two kids at home right now and
not kids by the way, one's going to be twenty
five in six months.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
Yeah, so that's let's say, that's not a could. Yeah.
So yesterday, dude, I go into my little guy's room.
It's a disaster. There's so much stuff on his bed
he can't even sleep in it. So he gets home
from schoul I said, dude, up to your room. I said,
I want to. I want this place tip top shape.
So he cleans it and the room looks great. Do
you know what he does. He just takes all the

(22:57):
trash that was in his room and put it out
in the whole. Well, he did clean the room. Now,
this is an issue I'm running into with my oldest too.
She thinks our house is a hotel. So do you
know when people put like room service out in the
hallway at a hotel?

Speaker 6 (23:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, your plates and dishes. So when she
wants stuff done, like laundry, she'll just put it out
in the hallway so you can see it.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
When she has trash, you know what she does, she
just puts it right outside her bedroom door, like it's
a hotel. My see. So yeah, dude, I had to yesterday.
I had to. I had a text the the two
kids that live with us, and I put my wife
on it too, because I want my wife to know.
I'm like, this can't. We're not I'm not your housekeeper,

(23:44):
like this is not And so my oldest writes back,
she goes, well, you just don't like it because stuff's
out in the hallway one hundred percent. You're right, bingo,
you are right. I don't want to see it.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
You don't want you are old enough, And the twelve
year old is old enough. Like I'm yelling at my
twelve year old just saying I go take the trash
to the trash can, like like like what, like you're
just they they've become accustomed to just leaving stuff like
room service, and I'm like, guys, this has got to stop.

(24:16):
And I and and it was a heartfelt text, like
you're disrespecting me and your mom doing this, like you're
showing us you're you're you're showing us that you just
don't care about us at all, and like you just
expect us to go and take care of you.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Like I don't like to see things.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
I know. I joke with my wife, but there is
something I don't know. I don't like when my bedroom
is a mess. Like sometimes she'll make the bed, the
bed looks nice, the pills are on it, like after
the cleaning people come. And again, listen, you know, I
don't like the cleaning people. I don't want to spend
money on, but it is nice when they come.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
It's nice.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
But my our bedroom isn't kept the way I think
we should keep it. I don't want clothes on the floor.
Like if you go down to my man cave, I
have the basement in the garage. I can tell you
where everything is, even the basement. I clean up when
i'm done. There's nothing down there.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Well, here's the thing, like my wife right, like she'll
get Amazon boxes and stuff and then I'll see the
empty boxes by the our bedroom door. I'm okay with that.
You know why I'm okay with that, Jojo? Why because
it's our house, it's her house. And it's my house.
And this is what I tell the kids, You'll always
have a home, like we'll make sure that you're never

(25:24):
you know, homeless, right and and we'll make make sure
you're comfortable. But this isn't your house.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Yeah, this is our house. This is this is this
is this is me and my wife's house. So yes,
you have to respect it. And if you don't respect it,
what I see the other there was blue paint all
over the carpet. Oh dude, I am like like, like
like what and it was that stud you know those

(25:50):
stupid little kid And this is my so, my my
oldest has a little guy who's three, so you got
to keep an eye on him because he's three. So
you know those remember those little like water color and
then you know you stupid coloring books.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
He got it on the rug. On the rug, so
I'm like and then I do.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
I could see someone has tried to just put a
basket in front of it instead of and dude, this
happened a couple of months ago. He took him why
someone would give him a sharpie? Mm hmm, right, someone
gave him a black sharpie and he and he he
went and he put a mark down the couch.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Okay, so my wife puts a throw rug over it,
like a blanket over it. I get what she's doing
there so you can't see it.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
Instead of cleaning it up and taking it off and
do it. And then I find it one day and
my wife's like, oh, I thought you would never find.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
It because they know the game. Go Jesus Christ, where
what are we doing in our house?

Speaker 6 (26:48):
They're as you're all trying to get over.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
I feel like that. I feel like I feel like
the guys like what are what are we doing? Is
what they're doing? Like look and I tell him, like,
you know, there's like there was a okay, my son
had so much stuff on his bed. In the middle
was a bag of popcorn. So I'm like, I'm like, dude,
this is the it's gotta be done. So dude, I
had to send that text out man, and it's like, guys,

(27:14):
I'm I'm I'm tapped out. So you I need respect
in this house and we have zero.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Like I see what my kid like he uses our
shower and I see he leaves his clothes on the
floor and I'm like, oh, dude, I'm like, where would
you get this from? This morning, after my wife goes
in and she does the same thing.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
I'm like, we can't. We can't yell at the kids.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
If our room has clothes all over the place, we
can't yell at the kids because they see it from us,
Like you gotta set that, dude.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
There is a same thing our little guy uses our shower,
a trail of clothes, coming to the point where I
can't even open up the door. Sometimes who thinks that's okay?

Speaker 4 (27:53):
It's not.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
That should be just embedded into your head, just as
a human being. And I don't know where this came from.
Now we're just throwing towels over the railing of the upstairs. Well,
now you're a beach, so yeah, so what are we
We're not in Virginia beach on a balcony, like like,
what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (28:12):
I don't like? And so yeah, man, I was. I
was so pissed yesterday.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
It really dude, it down to it, and I'm like,
I need my wife to back me up on this
stuff too, where I'm like, Babe, you see it and
you need to you need to say something.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
If you see something, let's say something. That's right. Look,
we get back, we'll do some headlines. But I got
an overnight stay at Ocean with one hundred bucks to spend.
Do you want it? Overnight stay at Ocean six zero
nine six seven seven one.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
My wife will mess up a hotel room. The day
after we're staying a hotel room. It looks like our bedroom,
like we can't even get away from it. My wife,
she's a serial killer. She puts all her clothes in
the drawers of a hotel.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
My wife does too.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
That's crazy talk. Yeah, she'll she'll put him in the
closet and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
No, you live out of a suitcase. That's what you do.
I want to be able to get this place catches fire.
I want to be able to run out six zero
nine six seven seven six zero nine six seven seven
one hundred seven overnight say at Ocean, we get back.
It's so easy a woman could do it.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
It's the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio application Truth.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Yeah, our wives do it. They love it, love getting involved.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Uh So, I got a couple I gotta get to
here because we promise you we won't play them no
matter what they are. We had a guy singing the
other day. We gave them about eight seconds but we'll
get them on.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Whatever you got. It's it's America's got talent. There's a
lot about my mom, but we're gonna leave those off.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
We're there's a guy who really I don't know if
as a relationship with your mother, if we have a job, okay,
really he really goes hard in having sex with your mom.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Some are fun, some are so fun. Some hit home.

Speaker 6 (29:53):
It's my mom, dude. This guy's talking about bathroom talk.
I used to do this when I had a job.
I would I would use the bathroom. I'd use that
as a break. This guy's doing the math on how
much time you could say working if you just stay
in the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Yo, y'all, what's up? Boys at South Jersey's best two
jitsu instructor you hear me? Well check it out. Work
pay for all my boys out there. Uh take good
ten minutes a day at work. Before you know it,
you got a free hour work. You know what I mean?
It might add up to like a week of work
or something. By the end of the year, you get
a free forty hours.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
You feel me say, I would do that to home depots.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
We go from material and I duffed into the bathroom
and go use the bathroom for a little bit.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
That was when I could work at a job where
I had to hide in the bathroom. Yeah, just to
just to get some time away, Like I can't. Like,
that's what you do in school, remember, like you you
would just kill it, like you would you knew a class.
You'd be like, I gotta go to the bathroom, and
you would just hang out and smoke cigarettes in the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
Well, we have a job, we like, that's the problem,
that's the problem. But we did just get back from
the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah, but me and you actually go and use the
and it's weird because we get made fun of by
people in our office because me and you go to
the bathroom together. Yeah, we do just just weird.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Who's your favorite band ever? I know it's a hard question,
no one that we play on this radio station.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
For me?

Speaker 5 (31:16):
What would be your fan? I think I know yours?
If you want to play the uh, I don't know,
what's that match maker game? My favorite band? Yeah, I'm
gonna say your favorite band? Good? You know my favorite band?
I think it's the band, the band, the band. I
would say it's a it's it's a pretty even run
between the Who and the band, But I would say
the band probably went out. Now I'm gonna say for
you ahead, Notorious b I J. Yeah, like I'm a

(31:38):
I'm a naughties hip hop guy. If you want to
go band. Yeah, but you had a bible dedicated to
Notorious b I J. The Holy Big Yeah, yeah we would.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
Uh we would take lyrics from his songs and try
and use them out and pick up girls as you go.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Yeah, which is. And I also are a big fan
of Foster the People. I love Falster. You know what, Okay,
I'll go separate worlds. I'll go faster the people. And
I do like Dave.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Matthews, like the Dave matt But you don't like Dave
matt I do like the I like the you like
that one hit they head I like, I like, I
like Dave Matthew.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
You want to go see him? And when you were
like he didn't play anything, I.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
Knew, Yeah, look come on, he goes Weir's some jam
band thing. Hottua about the Hottua girl here also just quit.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Talking about the hot to girl. Nobody here cares about her.
I haven't seen anything on her because I'm a grown
man and couldn't possibly care less about it.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
I don't know, man, It's everywhere. It's everywhere. I'm sorry, man,
Look I I want to go and say, you know what,
you're right, but you're not. She is everywhere, Dude, like I,
get off your MySpace, you know, maybe hit up a
real social media platform. She's out there, buddy, yo.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Just for the record, the Hot to Girl podcast isn't
for guys like you, uh, Scottie Doors. It for guys
like me, which is why I haven't watched any of
it or care about it at all. But you're right,
plenty of old creepy guys like yourself will be consuming

(33:14):
the podcast.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
She's very interesting before she blew up. I thought she
was interesting when I saw the meme go around. I'll
tell you what it's and then that's and He's right.
I think her podcast she's trying to get the demographic
of like maybe girls in the early twenties, you know.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
But it's old creepy guys. It's gonna be all creepy
guys watching it. This is I wish my wife would
do this. Give me a little I love you. This
is for the girl across the hall who does the
morning show.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
There. This is her husband from their talkbacks. I love Tyanne.
I want her so bad. I want Tyane so bad.
We've all said that I love that. Ah that is
that's a sweet that's a sweet husband. That's a nice gesture.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
We're talking about jury duty. I have to do jury duty.
You said you haven't had jury duty. You might have
missed it. Okay, because you need to send that Okay,
let's come.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Yeah. The context here is, yeah, I had drury duty
like ten years ago and I didn't. I didn't make
the jury because they got it. It settled and settled
out of court. So this is my wife and she
swears I had jury duty two years ago and I
don't remember it.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Your memory is actually starting to make me nervous. Like
your mother because for jewelry duty, the boy.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
Your mother has dementia. Yeah, I think it's like like
hardcore demands. I think it's a little different.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
But go ahead about a year and a half ago,
and they called us both at the same time, so
we both had to send in letters and do the
whole nine from work and blah blah blah blah to
get dismissed. I have to save the emails for both
of us, So about a.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Year and a half a motorcycle duty, not ten years.
I don't remember that at all, so she's right. Maybe
I am. And there are times that I hang out
with my mom, who is you know, dealing with severe dementia,
that you spend enough time with that person you feel
like you're losing your mind.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
Last one here, I talked about casino I like to
go to on the down low. Now charges you to leave,
which is okay, the d L you mean when you're
pulling out. It used to take cash.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Now they only want to take cards credit, which then
your wife will see that you were at the casino
at nine thirty in the morning. Yeah, come on, or
come on, do better than that. Come on to Orgatta. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
You gotta get reloadable credit cards.

Speaker 7 (35:31):
There's no balance on it.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
You add money on it, and you can use it
as a credit card or a debit card. New trace,
there you go.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
I used to I used to use those.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
I had one for my gambling, my online gambling, and
when I bought like illegal football jerseys from overseas, so
they didn't have my real credit card. Not a bad
mood sounds that it comes from experience.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
This guy, by the way, that guy's definitely cheated on
a girlfriend, her wife.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
Yeah, he's withdrawn from the strip club man ed it, buddy,
I get it. But come on, casinos do better than that.
There aren't There aren't guys like me that don't want
anybody to know what's happening.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Man Cash used to be king. Yeah, yeah, what happened?
Can we bring a mob back to.

Speaker 6 (36:14):
We will?

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Not got some trash anything thirty or.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
Anything racket rock or roughy.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Love frash, some trash for you. This is interesting. A
lot of celebrities are are are running scared because of
this Diddy stuff, because you know didd he was a
big celebrity and a lot of celebrities hung out with Diddy. Well,
this guy and him and his wife and have some
some stuff already in their life where it's questionable. Ashton

(36:50):
Koocher and Miila Komis we know from that seventies show.
She's become a movie star. He's become a movie star.
He actually is become like a self made like almost
I think he's almost like a billionaire because of investments,
Like he's real big in finding new companies and he's
he's gotten a couple I believe. I forget what the
company is. It might have been Uber or Left. He
was one of the he was one of the first

(37:11):
guys in Yeah, he invested a bunch of money into them.
So Ashton Coocher was a host of one of Ditty's
freak parties, oh ISMC back in two thousand and nine.
And so apparently there's rumors that Emilia Kunis is like,
hey man, we're like they weren't They weren't together at

(37:33):
the time, and uh, and she's like, hey man, like
a they like, we might be done. And you know,
if I find out that you did stuff that you know,
Diddy is accused of, I'm out the door now. Once again,
they've been They've had some some scandal in the last
year or two because they found out it got leaked

(37:53):
out that Danny Masterson, who was on that seventy show
with them, who ended up sexually assaulting a ton of girls.
They wrote a letter to the judge saying what a
good guy he was. Yeah, so you know it might be. Uh,
this might be I don't know. Are we still canceling people?
I don't know, man, I'm waiting for this shoe to
drop though, Yeah, all kinds of fun.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
They everyone to the party, but I feel bad for
the people that went to the party, like, wait a minute,
this isn't my kind of party and got out of
there because you're still on the list.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
It was so funny, man, if like Ashton Coucher and
milikenis don't get canceled if you're Kevin Space here Like, well,
I wasn't so bad one hundred. I hugged the kid. Yeah,
let's get him back, Yeah, get him back on swear Like,
I'm like, can we do another season House of Cards? Uh,
Jeremy Allen White, do you know who that is? I
think it's Reggie White's brother. It is not Reggie White's brother.

(38:42):
It is Lip from the show Shameless. Yeah. Like, and
he's on the show Bear the Bear, And he was
in the movie Iron Fist that came out last year.
Apparently he was seen making out with his co star
of The Bear. So good for him, Yeah, good for him. Yeah,
good looking girl, Molly Gordon. He just got divorced or

(39:02):
separated from his baby mama, Rebel Wilson. Congrats to her.
She's marrying her girlfriend this weekend. So Rebel Wilson, congrats.
This is kind of sad man.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
You know, once again these people die and so you
know they're not there to step up and squash this stuff.
Richard Simmons, dude's got a lot of money. Dude was
around forever, had a lot of business ventures. You know,
was super famous at TV shows, the deal eMule, you know,

(39:34):
dancing the sweat into the oldies. His housekeeper is fighting
his family saying that she should actually be the one
that gets all his money because they weren't part of
his life and she was the one to.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Take care of him.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
That's interesting. Yeah, she probably feels like she's owted. Yeah,
she's like, she's like, you guys didn't do anything.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
I was the one there every day. So she watched
in his tank tops every every day.

Speaker 6 (39:59):
She has to to wash those exercise shorts every day,
those little ball shorts. It's always doing a sweat and
his headbands. So this is why it's so important to
get a will done. Yeah, and and make sure that
multiple people have it, like have a lawyer, make sure
that it's kept, the copy of it, so you know,
you're it's just it's it's it's sad when when people

(40:20):
are fighting once somebody dies like that.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
James Cordon. Yeah, once again. This past year, they call
it the Year of Ozempic, because everyone's losing a ton
of weight, right, like all these fat people are even
not even fat people, like people that just needed to
lose like twenty thirty pounds. Yeah, I want to go
from one oh nine to eighty. Yeah, they're losing a
ton of weight, and they're all saying it's not because
of ozempic. But everyone's like, no, it's definitely because of ozempic.

(40:46):
Like there was some study came out too, man, really
kind of bad for you. It's one hundred bad for you. Yeah,
it's real.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
So James Cordon, I guess he lost a bunch of weight,
and he's he's once again one of these people.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Going it's not it's not ozempic, it's not oz epic.
But everyone's like it is, like come on, man, Like,
who's the girl as the talk show who won American
Idol Clark Kelly Clarkson. Dude, she dropped like a body
size now one treadmill when she started on that show.
I'm gonna say she probably was like two hundred pounds.

(41:19):
She's down to like one hundred pounds now, not one workout. No,
somebody's stabby in your ass cheek and that's all you're
You're good at that. I got three of them sit
in my house. They're ready to hit the black markets.
And Ryan Murphy, he's the guy who does American horror story.
He does a ton of stuff with FX. Now he
does a ton of stuff with Netflix. He said that

(41:44):
Taylor Swift was instrumental in getting her boyfriend Travis Kelsey
to be in his first acting role. And I started
watching the show last night. It's pretty good called grotesque Carrie.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
Yeah, I saw the trailers prop up Teche grotest.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
I believe it's so it's once again. It's one of
these like horror American. It's like a it's like a
cop horror drama.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
And Travis Kelsey's in it. So Travis Kelsey's in I've
not seen this is why he has three catches for
twelve Yards this year.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
I've only seen one episode and I don't believe he
was in it, but he said, he said he called
Taylor Swift, and Taylor was instrumental in getting him to
do the show. So I'll be on the lookout. I'll
continue watching grow Test.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Carrari Snap it out. My kid doesn't like tap it
out crow Test, the Carey grow Test Cari gro Tesca, Harry,
there you go.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Some trash for you. Hey, did you hear? Wala has classic.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
Hogies one hundred point seven zxls Outh, Jersey's rock station
in our ZXO workforce employed the day for the overnight
stay at Ocean.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Good morning, morning, Hey, congratulations, buddy? What's your name? All right?

Speaker 6 (43:04):
This is like the greatest thing we give away all week. Yeah, man,
overnight stay at Ocean and one hundred bucks spend?

Speaker 5 (43:09):
All right? All right, unless you have.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
A gambling problem that it's a terrible gift. But it
doesn't sound like you have a gamba problem. It sounds
you want a night out with your wife.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Yeah, that's always needed, It is always needed.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
You're right, man, What do you do? Ken? I'm a plumber,
Ken the plumber.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
You got an overnight stay at Ocean and one hundred
bucks to spend. You're gonna check her pipes in the room.
I don't get it. Yeah, I don't know. It's a
plumber joke. Yeah, I don't know what does that mean?
Checking her pipes?

Speaker 5 (43:37):
That does I know what it means. I know what
it means, all right. I don't know why you have
to be. Ken didn't ask for that. He called up
to win something. He didn't ask for that crudeness. Listen,
take your lovely, it's your wife or your girlfriend or
what are you? Who you taking? Boyfriend? Your wife? Take
your right? All right, Ken, Ken the plumber. You got
one hundred bucks to ocean and an over a day. Alright,

(43:57):
this audience, you stay on hold Ken, all right, appreciate it, guy,
But yeah, I'll bring this up. Man. My wife and
I we uh, we stayed overnight. It was ocean like
last year. Sure.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
I enjoy the swimming pool because they got a cool thing.
You can swim outside, but it's like a heated pool.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
It's like outside inside.

Speaker 7 (44:15):
Right.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
There's too many kids, man, they really should I don't
know why would you go to a casino with a family.
To me, it's just your wife and you. Just let's
leave the kids out of the picture. Man, Yeah, no kids.
I'm I'm cool with no kids anywhere.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
Ever.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
No, I don't ever want to know, especially at a casino,
there's no child to ever walk through those doors.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
There's times I don't like my own kids, So I
definitely don't like your kids.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
My wife, I'm trying to hook up with her outside
in the pool there's kids splashing around.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
You know.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
You have that that ruins the mood were fourteen, No, fifteen,
You're trying to hook up, like, let's do this. We're
sneaking drinks in the pool. It is Ocean's beautiful.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
Man.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
We have a blast. And they have a h an
ice cream place Serendipity. I believe it's called and Dude,
I can they have a Sunday that's like a thousand dollars? Yeah? Yeah,
it's it has like gold flakes on it.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
Since we're talking them up, I had a I was
there last two weekends ago. I was at the wall Burgers.
It's a pretty good burger man.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
I was hammered. Dude, they got they got a cool
like courtyard for food and stuff. I really do. We
We love Ocean so sportsbook too, man. Yeah yeah, big
ups to Ocean. So ken got an overnight stay at
Ocean and one hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Is you know, if you wanna to refresh our memory
on how much fun it is, we would love an
overnight's day and one hundred.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Dollars anyone listening from Ocean.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Yes, hey, guys, maybe do a thing where we have
such a great weekend, God, the free comps day that
we talk.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
About it all the time. We're talking for like ten minutes.
We're like, oh my god, it was so cool.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
You gotta go to Ocean because we were there on
a Friday or Saturday night.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
We really really enjoyed. It just goes against the HR thing. Yes,
we just took you just watched the ethics video. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is the one I got wrong, I think. Yeah,
but we'll still do it. Look, we get back with
some headlines.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
Show one hundred point seven z XL, South Jerseys rock
and roll radio station. All right, so we have an
issue going on at at our house, and it's always
this way. I'm a I'm a tough person that when
you do laundry, you do it when the cycle's done
in the washer, You put it in the dryer.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
When the cycle's done, you take it out right. It'll
stink if you leave it in there. Boom boom boom,
Yeah done done, dug. Yeah, Now my house likes to
kidnap the laundry room. And I'm not kidding, dude. There's
stuff in there for two weeks. See, that's gonna be
stinky right now. I don't mean it's sitting wet in
the washer for two weeks. But they'll take baskets of
dirty clothes put them in there, or they'll be sitting

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in the dryer or the dude, And this drives me
up a wall is when they'll just take something out
and then either just put it on the floor or
put it on top of the dryer and then just
put their own stuff in it. Might my thing is
at least give me a laundry put it in a
laundry basket. Sea.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
I told my wife this, and I've proven this point
when you put something. For example, she wanted a table
in our hallway. I said, that's only gonna collect things.
She wants a chair in the spare bedroom, which we have.
It only collects things. The worst thing I did is
I built out our laundry room. I built a beautiful
shelf over top of the washer and dryer, which is
now filled with stuff. And I built I had cabinets
behind us, and I built the thing on top there

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and it's been closed there is probably for a year.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
Man.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
It's where the old bed sheets and everything else. This
is my They just lay there.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
My mom.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
I wanted a pool table in our basement growing up, right,
I didn't. It was an unfinished basement. I was like,
can we just put a pool table? How cool would
it be? And my mom said no, because it would
be nothing but just clutter on top of it. That
elliptical machine close from home. I have a pool table
and a pink pong table, and my ping pong table
is nothing more than just stuff getting thrown on top

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of it. It's a shame, right. So okay, so they
kidnapped the laundry room. That's that's that that that is
of thing forever. So I'm talking to my wife. She's
doing laundry last night. She decides that she's gonna start
throwing some laundry and okay, fine, we're going out. We
got a little trip this weekend that we're going on.
And I said, hey, before you put stuff in the

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in the dryer, make sure that you check because I
know she was taking stuff out of the dryer. Make
sure you check the lint trap. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
So she goes, I don't have to, and I go, yeah,
she goes every time I go, yeah, you check the
lint trap every time every Yeah, She's like I I
may do it like every two or three times, and
I go no, no, no, that starts a fire, yeah,
sort of fire. And also you don't get proper air
flowd that's what that's why your stuff doesn't dry, right.

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You gotta yet like that.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
You gotta every time you're done, you gotta check that
lint trap and clean it out. And I was I
thought that was just something that you kind of just
knew growing up.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
I think her her lack of using the dryer is
catching up, like you, she's not gonna like that. She's not,
but you know what, your home all day, so you
should do all the clothes. But the fact that you know,
check the lint, Yeah, the lint that you gotta.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Do every time, man. I was like, yeah, you got
to check that every time, dude. Sometimes I'll even check
it mid uh, if I'm doing something big like a
comforter or something, i'll end blankets, I'll check it like
mid cycle and and pull it out and clean it out,
because yeah, without it, man, that you're just choking that
dryer and you're not getting good heat. Yeah, sometimes you
pull that out. It's got a ton of stuff on there. Yeah. Yeah,

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So I was like, yeah, you gotta yeah, come on,
what are you doing here. That's like a woman who
runs her car twelve thousand miles before the oil change
right now? Yeah, I am. I am way over for
an oil change. And every day it's that oil changes
are funny, man. It's that thing where like I'm like,
I gotta do it, but it's a pain in the
balls because you because you got to take it to

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the place, and then you're without a car. And so
I'm like, all right, I'll do it tomorrow. And then
it never happens, and you don't see it like it does.
Like hear the literally see it clear as day. As
soon as I start the car, there's an alarm that
comes on that says, hey, it's been this many days
since you haven't gotten an oil chain.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
But even like the lint filter, you don't really see it.
It's hidden away. She don't really think it effects. But yes, see,
your clothes will dry better and easier, and your house
won't burn down.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
My name, man, my names out.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
Your kid called me and he said we were they
were running the dryer and it started to smoke, and
I ran over there and what happened was that lint
did get into wherever the heating element of that dryer was.
So you careflug it and everything. Yeah you can burn
it down.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
Yeah you gotta. You gotta get in there and you
gotta clean that's like that link guy. Man it comes around,
blows that thing. That's a big deal. You're supposed to
get that done. Yeah, that's a cool thing. Like once
a year I'll undo the the dryer duck thing and
uh and and clean that out and then uh and
but like you know the trap that's outside, Like I
go out there and clean that all the time too,

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because that gets stuffed up with stuff. Yeah, now ours
is busted and we have a family of birds in it.
Yeah yeah that can happen. Yep.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
Yeah, yeah, it's just you gotta It's always fun when
you when you smell chicken when you're when you're trying
your clothes. But yeah, I was kind of shocked at
my wife last night. I was like, I was like, hey,
like like, no, like you gotta do every time you
do that dryer, you got to take that loop trap
out and clean it up. It's like, huh, that was interesting.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
I think you're the professional in the laundry. That's what
I think. Well, you know what I like, that's your cat.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
When this all implodes, I would like to start a
laundering Now, this is what I'd like to do. Look
we get back, we'll do a thing called Do.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
You think you have a bad You think you've got
it bad. I don't think we have it bad. This
is tough, man. You have a plane full of drugs, right,
You're like, all I gotta do is go from point
A to point bick and you got to make an

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emergency landing on a highway after suffering some engine failure.
The pilot almost made it to a better spot, landing
about a mile west of the Ocean Side Municipal Airport.
Of course, police responded to the plane, where they found
a large quantity of drugs, which sucks because.

Speaker 6 (52:08):
Landing on a highway is a pretty cool thing to
do as a plane operator. Like you get out, you're like,
my god, look boy, I saved the whole plane, but
now you get busted with drugs.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
Remember a couple of years ago, the kid was one
of those banner planes. He landed on the bridge in
Ocean City. Yeah, that kid should never pay for a drink.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
No, no, if you I mean at that point, if
you're that kid, do you ever get back up on
a plane or I guess you maybe you do, because
what's the chance you're gonna crash again?

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Yeah? Very slim. Let's see here, when your cellmate asks
you what you're in for, you might want to make
something up instead of saying monkey torture videos. Peter Stanley
has been sentenced to twenty months in jail after he's
found guilty of posting videos of monkey torture in a
private Facebook group devoted to them. When police raided his home,
they seized the phone with seventy five videos of monkeys

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being torturedes what is this guy up too? The private
group was infiltrated by animal welfare activists, who turned him in.
He told authorities he only posted videos to join the group,
and he had to post three monkey torture videos to
do it. Of course that doesn't explain the other seventy
two on his phone. He lost his job, his partner
of eight years ended the relationship, and now he's in
jail for twenty months. See there's justice in prison.

Speaker 6 (53:16):
Like if you go in for anything with a kid, Yeah,
they get you and you deserve it, but I'd imagine
that like animal cruelty is probably a close second.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Man.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Dude, I'll tell you what, man, I can't watch anything
as much as I like hate cats and stuff. I
could never watch someone attacking or being mean to a cat.
But yeah, dude, animals. You can't like kids and animals.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
Man, come on, like that guy with tattoos all over
his head, in his face, he's all pierced uff in prison.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Like he loves his bagle.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
He loves right, Yeah, probably had a dog, man. He
loves his Golden Retriever at home.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
First thing he does when he gets out of jail
after twenty years, the dog runs up to him and
just licks his face, and he's gonna beat that guy up.
China reportedly ran into a small problem with a new
nuclear power to attack submarine. It's sunk hmm. They were
constructing it and it's sunk during construction, and the satellite
images showed that it would take cranes to raise the

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sunken sub from the bottom of a river. The Chinese
embassy in Washington said yesterday that it's not familiar with
the situation and had no info on it. Of course,
uh the US officials said the response was not surprising.
That's a tough one. Like maybe you're like that guy
who had one job. Your one job was to like
cork the whole. So is the nuclear missile on the submarine?

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Do we know?

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Well, it's a nuclear powered sung gotcha. So I'm sure
there's stuff on it that you don't want in the
river just for divers. Now now it's just sitting at
the bottom of the river like like like I don't
know a jing Tim he had one job, and it's
one job was to make.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Mosia. I don't get people that don't enjoy a football Sunday.
It shocks me that not everybody's into it the way
that I am. Either your for a team, you if
you don't play fantas in football, or you're not gambling.
Like let's tell yeah, I've had a real resurgence because
there was a good from like ninety six probably till like.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Probably the World Series, the Phillies World Series in eight.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
I could care less about sports or football or baseball, sports,
sports and genial general and when other than college football
because I went to an SEC school, so the college
football was cool, but I didn't really when I was
not there.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
I didn't really track it, but uh yeah it was.
It was not a thing. And then I remember the
eight Phillies kind of got me back in the things.
And now, dude, I'm I'm in front of the TV
every Phillies game. I'm in front of the TV. You know,
football Sundays. Like you said, Man, I started early college football.
Now I'm watching more and more. Like week one, Man,

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my buddy ends up, he's getting married. He wants me
to DJ the wedding, and I agree to it, like
months ahead of time. I'm like, this is my time.
I have My basement is set up for football. I
have three TVs. My wife let me buy on Black
Friday for dirt cheap. This is my thing. So I
can't even blame my wife for this.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
I blame my cousin, who has no interest in football
at all, who's having a kid's party on Sunday. Listen,
if you approach my wife or me with it right
out of guilt. The cousins love each other, so I'm
not I'm never gonna say no, but just don't invite us.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
You know that I love football. You know it's myself.
The three TV thing I have on my basement. It
looks stupid.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
I don't know eight months out of the year, but
for football Sundays, it's an awesome setup.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
But I can't say no to not go to the
family thing because the kids want to get together. But
don't even invite us.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
First of all, don't it's the option to accept. Don't
have a kid party on don't do anything on Sundays.
Don't don't book weddings on Sundays.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
Oh it's cheaper. Stop you're ruining people's Mondays. And here's
what I get.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
Like, he like he likes soccer, and his brother in
law likes soccer two and he knows man, he knows.
When I get there, I'm like, I want to watch football,
but I'm now watching one football game at a time.
I don't like watching one football game. I have three setups.
I like three TVs. Now I gonna fight with them,
like in the commercials, Hey can we check the soccer score?
If you're gonna bring me over to your kids party,

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which I don't want to really go, You're gonna go
to a kids party and not even watch football.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
You have to watch soccer. You're gonna watch one TV
and he's gonna flip back and forth. That's why I
like the Red Zone and NFL Network because they go
back and forth, back and forth, back and forth to
all the games. I sit there. I got my my
laptops out, man, I keep it tracking Sunday. I don't know,
it's like a business for me. It's not even it's
not even fun sometimes, but I enjoy it.

Speaker 7 (57:37):
I do.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
You're ruin it with a kids party, and I guess
it's like, maybe it's it's having kids, you know, uh,
you know, trying to watch it. Like my little guy
though he used to love watching like the Phillies with
me and the Eagles with me. But now the other
day the Eagles were on and he's playing in the
other room on his ocular. Fair Weather fair Weather fan,
fair Weather fan. My kids will even my kids could

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be on the same day, and it could be a Sunday.
I'm still not throwing a kid's party on a Sunday
because I would never do that to my ro a
party on a Sunday unless Monday is a holiday. Yeah,
it's an hour ride up, our ride back. Kids party.
It's like, come on, man, and it's a kid and
how old is a kid? I don't know, I think

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it's like eight or fifteen. I don't even know what
kids for.

Speaker 6 (58:23):
Man, if I'm not gonna care, I know, I know
if you don't show up, that kid's not gonna care.
He everybody, thanks for your calls this week. They're always
welcomed on the show. Uh, stay right there, we'll kick
off a rock block. Enjoy your weekend. I won't on Sunday.
It's one hundred point seven ZXLS after it's rock station
ZXL Morning Show.

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comes shining through where your crime. You're very along the rim,
are gonna stop your shot? Stop this side? Well to

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keep on smiling.

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Speaker 2 (59:11):
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