MONDAY 9-30-24

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up gods Like now wind up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Above all the rest.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
And this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Hey man? What's happening? Good morning? Good morning? Good morning?
Is it? Is it a good morning? Not for me? Man? Right? Dude,
I don't understand gambling at all. Bro Man, you do
it a lot not to understand it. Exactly, You're exactly it.
And I don't know why I do it, Why I
put my money in the hands of things like nobody
can predict what's gonna happen. Like teams that are supposed

(01:16):
to play well don't play well. Point spreads are covered,
they're not being covered. College football is like at least
college football is not terrible even in the pros. Like,
I don't know, there's team they didn't score a touchdown
all last week, but now they put up forty points. Yeah,
colle didn't make any sense. College football is definitely the
one that's I mean, look at the Georgia Alabama game.
You got Alabama. They by halftime, they won the game.

(01:39):
The game's over. Yeah, and Georgia comes back and almost wins. Yeah.
I'm watching that man for the boardwalk, hanging out with
the kids. I got money on that give And then
you brought up a good point. So last week the
Giants Cowboys game, Yes, came down. Yesked if the missed
field goal had anything to do with it, Well, it
was a guy who downed on the one yard line, Okay,

(02:00):
that one, That's what it was. It was. It was
the guy goes to the one yard line and then
just drops to the ground, right yep, and uh instead
of taking the touchdown. And I was like why, and
I read some stuff and they were like he better
on the game. And I guess if he scored that
that would be the over. Well you know, yeah, it
would have hit the over. But him going down like

(02:20):
seals the game. So that's it then? Why So in
your like, if you're a football guy, he did that,
that just killed the clock. Yes, and it worked out
probably you just you know, all the ball, that's a
game's over. You're not gonna have the team can't come
down score a touchdown, eutside kick, none of that. So
even in the Giants Cowboys game, now this this kicker
man is like almost almost guarantee for the Cowboys and
the spreads like five and a half. He misses the

(02:43):
field goal with forty seconds left, and he said eighty
five percent of the money in Vegas was on Dallas.
It's like, man, d it was crazy. You look at
these games like why even why even look man referees
and everything else. Well, and look, they nailed a bunch
of players last year who were betting on football while
playing football. Yeah that's me. I took a bath over

(03:05):
the week. The Eagles have a guy on the team
who he missed the whole season. Oh yeah, yeah, he
was a falcon or so traded for him and he
couldn't even play because he got busted for gambling. Yeah.
I don't know between that and Pelosi, you know what,
I need someone it's gonna give me a sure thing, Mane.
But okay, but when like, let's go the Pete Rose philosophy. Yeah,
he bet on baseball, but he bet on his team

(03:27):
to win. I'm fine with that. That's right. It's gonna
make you want to play better, it is. I'm totally
fine with that. Hey, everybody, Monday, we'll dive into a
brand new work. We We're gonna find a ce XL
work for his employee of the day today. Who will
be What will you win? I don't know. You have
no idea what we're doing. I think I think I
think we have. I think, yeah, we have tickets to

(03:49):
go see the Joker at the Square thing. Okay, so
well you want to put that out there. I think
that's what we have that. Yeah, we were still we
were still feeling our way through this well Utch Points
having the XL sutress Zox station. Good morning everybody, but
today doing live I can go all right it and

(04:10):
we'll do it. Lot and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning.
Here's some news for use on a good old Monday.
As death tolls continue to rise across southern states, I
think it's up to like ninety people now. Not a
good old Monday for everybody day. Yeah, that flooding man
from that Hurricane Helen. Uh So, now they're sending in

(04:33):
the National Guard. North Carolina activated the National Guard. Five
hundred soldiers and airmen and more than two hundred vehicles
in aircraft are going to help try and rescue some
people who are still in flood waters. They're stuck on
their roofs. It seems like it was these were quick
floods and that those are the most dangerous.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Man.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's not like a slow, a slow tide coming up.
These things were coming down mountains these dn and people
were just get and you know, swept away and it sucked. Man.
We were at my parents weekend for my daughter at
college and one of the dudes he's sitting there, you know,
having a good times. You know, he's drinking, but he's
in the National Guard, and he's like, yeah, I went
and just waiting for the phone call.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's pretty cool though, man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like I
got a call, ladies, I gotta go where I got
National Guard. I got lives to save. He just throws
down the Natty light cand and he goes, I gotta
go to work, and then he realizes he can't drive
because he's drum Former Wildwood Mayor Peter Byron pleaded guilty
to fraudulent participation in the state health benefits program and

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additional charges of failing to disclose outside employment and income
on state tax returns. He battled former mayor of Wildwood
had been facing a slew of legal issues in recent
years after federal and state authorities accused him and other
elected officials from Wildwood of illegally accepting state health benefits,
using his elected position to obtain employment with a law
firm hired by the city, and failing to report income

(05:58):
from that employment in tech records. Can't fault you. I
do the same thing. But yeah, have you caught up
in that corruption? So we do. Guys like, yeah, it's
a side gig. Yeah, you and I have. We have
benefits from Mary's peer. We're tip of workers man. Two
people were rescued Saturday off the coast of Ocean City
after a sailboat they became disabled and ended up going

(06:21):
into the surf. Firefighters and police responded to the report
of a vessel possibly in distress off the twenty second
Street area in Ocean City on the beach around two
pm on Saturday. Upon arrival, first responders observed a disabled
forty foot sailboat in distress with two people aboard. They
were fine, they were rescued, but the beat the boat
was beached. So somebody not knowing what they're doing, that's news.

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What about sports? It is brought to you by Weinstein Supply.
Go to Weinstein Supply, eggharbor dot com. Boy, let's not
bring up the Eagles. I don't think we need to.
It was a bad first half. It was a bad
full game. Eagles lost to the Tampa Bay thirty three
to sixteen. The score seems like the Eagles were in it. Yeah,

(07:09):
you're already, you're right there. They weren't. The Eagles were
not in this game at all. Ever. Yeah, Baker Mayfield
had his way with the Eagles defense. Titans Dolphins. That's
gonna be early tonight from Monday Night Football. Then it's
gonna be Seahawks Lions. That's gonna be the later games.
He got two games tonight from Monday Night football. Phils
beat the Nationals to wrap up the season six to

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three yesterday. They have off until October fifth, when they
kick off the playoffs, so we don't know who they're
playing quite yet. It's a nice break, huh, It's a
nice break. Yeah. Sucks. They dropped the game to the Nationals,
so they're not getting home field advantage. The app went
to the Dodgers, and it sucks because the Nationals suck.

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And it's like you drop the game to a team
that sucks. Right, Yeah, maybe if we had that game
after the night we got s faced, after we won
the division, maybe we wanted that game back. You mean
the game called the hungover game? Yeah? What if last
night was the night the party you know, at the
season ends. There you go. That's news that sports brought
to you by Weinstein Supply. Go to Weinstein Supply at
carb dot com. Heyeh, clouds today, I have the sixty

(08:11):
nine chance to rain tonight over low sixty four tomorrow
for your Tuesday clouds again, I have the sixty two
sixty five outside right now. One hunch point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. Come on on the.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Rock.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Show. This is a new one for my wife.
She's never pulled this move before. Oh no, now I
got the I drove a lot this weekend, drove the
wild with the family. Yeah, so I come home, I
check out wife, you'll wrap everything up. Drove to the
Pennsylvania yesterday for a birthday party middle football, which was
got awful. I I completely underestimated. I I had to

(08:54):
drive from Newark, Delaware to kate Mae Courthouse. I was like, ah,
I should be an easy drive. That's two hours. Yeah yeah,
two hour drive right there. You're gonna come up and
around like a big you to get the Delaware Not easy.
There's no road that just sixty straight to can't make courthouse.
Oh yes, did I get done? I come home. I
jump at bed. It's like seven, seven thirty whatever, But

(09:15):
I drove through today. It's old to me, right, so
I want to I was, you know what, I'm with you.
I was starting to nod out on the couch about
that time. Yeah. Yeah, and it's old because I just
drove like that's that's my part of this whole function
is I drove home, so I'm ready to cash out.
Well that's what does your wife get a car sick?
My kid does when he looks at the iPad. But noah,
she doesn't really get car I get car sick with

(09:37):
my wife drives. My wife gets car sick and then
so like my she just passes right out. So my
wife is useless in the car, like on a car trip. Uh,
like on a road trip. She's out cold. Yes, she
was out cold, and I couldn't. I can't relax. I can't.
I can't be in in the passenger. See if my
wife's driving and get sleep like my wife Kim when
I'm driving. I just want to have the trust there. Yeah.

(09:58):
So last night I check out, let's see, I try
to watch some of the football game nine o'clock nine thirty,
Like I'm dozing in and out, but I just want
to go to sleep, like flies on. I didn't know
you were in bed. I wanted to put some clothes away,
so I'm like, oh my god, here we go. Right. Soah,
So now I'm waking up a couple of times. So
around eleven o'clock last night, she's she's late. She's in

(10:19):
bed next to me. She's putting tape over my mouth
while I'm sleeping. Eleven thirty last gotta be eleven thirty
last out. She's got tape like she's putting a package together,
sending it back to Amazon. Like you can hear the
of this tape, right, Okay, my purpose of that because
I guess I was snoring. I'm a mouth breather or

(10:42):
something like that. Whatever. I gotta get back to my
fat It's bad enough. Your body's telling you that it
hates you by snoring. Now she's gonna she's gonna now
suffocate you by putting tape over your mouth. If I'm
breathing through my mouth, it means my body, Yeah, my
body's like, hey, you got to breathe through your mouth, man,
because there's not a lot going on in your nose.
Because my wife will wear tape over her mouth. But

(11:02):
it's for something that like they do it for something.
I forget what, dude. There's mouth breather. Dude. There's concoctions
where like I'll walk in and and my wife will
have like a head bandage on, yeah, and like I
like literally like under the chin, over the head, and
I'm like, what's going on. She's got like she's got
stickers on her face. I'm like, what's happening. My wife

(11:24):
does it. It's like it looks like a breathe right
strip you put over your nose, but she has it
on her forehead to get rid of wrinkles. And listen, ladies,
it's working. You guys look beautiful. I feel terrible you
have to do all these things. It freaks me out
from time to time because I'm not ready for it. Yeah,
I gotta get back to my sleep appneing machine. So
her her her explanation for why she's doing this is

(11:45):
because I was breathing too much through my mouth while
I was sleeping. And again she's got to hear the
staying you're sleeping, right, I'm sleeping. Yeah, I'm breathing. Part
of it. You're sleeping. I have sleep at in the
severe cases of it. How about the fact that I'm
even breathing you should be happy with And you know,
I stop breathing, like when you crash in hotel rooms.
You know I stopped watched me, me, and and a
friend of ours would sit there and watch you sleep,

(12:07):
which is weird in itself, and there would be times
where you die. Yes, I stop breathing. So now you
want to add to the fact that you've got you
got masking tape. And she's justifying, She's like, now I'm
gonna put it over your mouth. I said, I just
use masking tape, I said, listen. I said, let's discuss
this in the morning. They do make things that will
kind of like keep your mouth shut, but it's it's

(12:27):
a surgical thing, like it's a it's a band or
something else. That's fine. They tried to blame my mom's
dementia on sleep apnea, and when we squashed that right away.
But my mom is so vain that she would take
is just so say sleep the sleep apnea is what
caused my mom's dementia. My mom is so vain even
in her dementia state, that she still wouldn't use the

(12:49):
sleep apnea machine. Even though she forgets everything, she remembers
enough to know that she hates a sleep bathroom right man,
she needs, she needs to use an inhaler, but she
thinks it makes her weak, so she doesn't use it.
Old school man, she's like, she's like, yeah, I'm not
using an inhaler. So like, okay, then don't complain to
me that you can't catch your breath. Then that's you
can't complain if you don't use it. Yeah, So we'll

(13:11):
talk today, we'll come up with a better better I
mean sometimes got my mouth shut. Yeah yeah, and let's
and let's have this conversation when you're awake one hundred percent,
I'm like, how am I going to get back to sleep?
I feel like my wife was, Yeah, yeah you beat
me here today. Yeah you're early. Yeah you guess that
tape woke you up? Y? I gotta yeah, I'm up
at three thirty three o'clock. So all right, Well there

(13:34):
is a thing there though, because my my, I've seen
my wife do it where like they tape the mouth shut.
I think they do it for cosmetic reasons, but you're
doing it for health reasoning. I'll ask your wife, what
is the proper way to do it? What's the proper
tape to use? And let's do it while I'm wide awake.
Nothing not waking up to your wife ready to put
tape over the top of your mouth?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
You know? I'm gonna give you some advice here google
Dana White snoring, the guy from the UFC. He said
he was an awful snorre and he kind of cured
it himself. Well, I know there's like mouth and he
put it. He put it on he because I've seen
it pop up on YouTube or pop up on social media.
He explained what he did and was it his girlfriend

(14:18):
or wife putting masking tape over top of his face
while he was sleeping. I don't think it's tape from
the Christmas gifts. It's not OK. It was not over
it's she pulls it off. Now I wake up and
I got tape over my now a billionaire because she
figured out that snoring could be cured by Scott's tape.
Look we get back out, we'll not got some rocks.

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Here's some rock news for you. Sad news yesterday. Man
one of the highwaymen. I guess this only leaves Willie Nelson. Uh.
Chris Christopherson passed away at the age of eighty eight.
You know, he was a music artist. I just know
him from Convoy, Robert ducky Man. He was so he
was a singer songwriter. So he wrote Me and Bobby

(15:02):
McGee for Janet Shopplin. That was probably he wrote that
Sunday Morning Coming Down for Johnny Cash. And then he
ended up having his own career, uh as a singer,
and then he was started acting in the seventies. Uh,
he did A Star Is Born, he did Convoy. He's
been in a ton of movies. And then in the
eighties sort of sort of like country music had had

(15:27):
morphed into like Reba McIntire and the juds like it
became like that that type of of of style of country.
So the old guys what they called Outlaw Country. Johnny
cash Is, you're Willie Nelson's you who's the guy who
sang uh the he sang the song for the Dukes
of Hazzard, right, I know he's talking about had those

(15:51):
guys man, they got together and they created this band
called the Highwaymen, and and they would go out and
tour and so that that's you know, that's really where
at least that's how I got to know who Chris
Christopherson was. And then it was later that I saw
movies like Convoy and A Star is Born. But yeah,

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so I think everyone in the Highwayman is dead except
Willie Nelson either had a lot of work done or
he was very shocked in the picture they took because
his eyes did that thing where they're wide open, like
he couldn't blink. Yeah. I think he got a lot
of work there. Yeah it looked like it. Yeah, good
looking guy, man, good looking guy. If you saw him
and a Star is Born, he was a very handsome.

(16:34):
There's an elec eclectic list of people for the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame this year, So now I
guess they're they're picking the people that are gonna like,
you know, like bring the people on like, so you
could introduced someone who's gonna play you and then you
say something nice about the person you know. And so

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Slash and Sammy Hagar will be part of it. They're
gonna help celebrate foreigner Demi Lovado and Chad Smith from
the Red Hot Chili Peppers they will they will be
joining up for performance. Peter Frampton, who helped induct Cheryl

(17:15):
Crow last year, is gonna help with the who Who's
Roger Dawtry and Keith urban A Dua Lippa is gonna
be there. How she get in. She's gonna honor share, Okay.
James Taylor will join country stars Kenny Chesney and Mack
McNally and celebrating Jimmy Buffett. How about this. Julia Roberts

(17:38):
is going to be there to induct Dave Matthews. Why
she was in a video in two thousand and five,
he was. He was in a video for Dave Matthews band.
So yeah, so that'll be they're gonna coover it must
have been love. Yeah, what if they just do a
whole thing dedicated to rock sett Arismith their bassist Tom Hamilton.

(17:58):
Now Arismith pretty much said a couple of months ago
were canceled. Our tour band's over. Steven Tyler can't sing anymore.
So if you're the guys in the band, you're like, hey, man,
like I still want to go out and do other stuff.
So Tom Hamilton the basis he announced he has a
new band called Close Enemies, and he's going to be
performing in Nashville. He said, Hey, I need you to

(18:21):
tell you something about a band I'm playing with called
Close Enemies. We have a bunch of good songs recorded.
We're going to release one soon. Meanwhile, we're doing a
show in Nashville October eleventh at a place called the
east Side Bowl. Dude, I think that's a bowling alley.
Sounds yeah it is. It's like it's east Side Bowl.
It is. It's in Nashville. It's a it's a really
cool bowling alley. But they have like a concert venue too. Yeah. Machine.

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Now Tom Hamilton was gonna play arenas and now he's
playing a bowling alley in Nashville. So you can't even
find a fill in for Steven Tyler though. It's like
you can't, you can, It's impossible, and that's what sucks, man.
It's like these guys. He's like, hey, man, I know
I'm old, but like, I still want to go out
there and play. You guys had a great career. You
made a lot of money. Just hang your hat on that. Man,
you were Aerosmith. I'll say, I'll give Aerosmith a lot

(19:08):
of credit because you could have taken the money and
pushed Steven Tyler out there and sounded awful, but you didn't.
Like Stephen Tyler decided, hey, man, like I can't, I
don't want it. And Jimmy Uh, Robert Plant does the
same thing. They you know, they get tons of money
thrown at him that the reunite led Zeppelin, and he's like,

(19:29):
I can't sing those songs anymore. Those songs. My voice
just doesn't hit those notes anymore. Jimmy Page hates it
because Jimmy Page wants to go out there and play.
But Jimmy Page just has to play guitar. You know,
Robert Plants the one out there and if he sounds awful,
people are gonna rip him apart. Uh, there you go
out Jerseys Rock Station and the z XL Morning Show.

(19:53):
So were the cool parents. I don't know if you
know that I was so jealous, so jealousy my daughter had.
But my daughter doesn't like that we're the cool parents.
I was gonna ask you, are you is it kind
of embarrassing because you guys are probably partying more than
the kids a little bit. Okay, So so my wife
and I can go hard, right we you can go

(20:14):
hard in the paint when it comes to to partying. Yeah,
And and so my my daughter had parents weekend. Now
parents weekend is supposed to be like this, really wholesome.
Parents come and go to the football game, right the
Delaware Blue Hens. And you go to the football game,
and then you you give your kid a big hug,

(20:35):
maybe throw them some cash, and say, all right, have
a good school year, son. I'm a good school year daughter.
I saw the way, I saw what you do on
the weekends, and now what it's come do is the
parents just get drunk with their kids, which I was.
I saw some of the pictures. There was a lot
of parents hanging out there. I told you could have
been at this party. It was a lot of white
new balances, golf shirts tucked in the khaki shorts. Guys

(20:59):
who are trying to live the glory days of nineteen
ninety four, which is why I wanted to be there,
right and so and and I'm looking, I'm there, I'm
right there. I'm right there with them. But I don't
know if you know this, but I can dabble in
some drinking. I consider myself a pretty good drinker. There, Jojo, Yeah,
you're slow and steady. You're not a shotguy. Slow and

(21:20):
steady gets it done. Yeah. So uh so we go
and yeah, I'm I'm in a I mean, dude, it's everything.
It's a frat house. It's it's dirty bathrooms, and this
is like them cleaning it, like even in the cleaning
of it, it's still dirty. Yeah, dude, it's sticky floors.
I'm drinking. I'm drinking beer out of a warm keg,

(21:41):
which is what it is supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
It was the kids's doing it, right man. I offered
a kid twenty dollars just to get me something like
either a bottle or a can of beer somewhere in
the sprat house. Pack where's your black pack or a backpack?
I was gonna bring it, and I didn't, thinking okay,
like this will like you know, these kids are gonna
But then I forget these kids aren't twenty one yet.
And that's really the best part. It's parents drinking with

(22:04):
all their kids that are not twenty one Yetah yep.
So uh, so we go and it's it's like, you know,
it's my daughter's in the sorority. So they have a
fraternity she wants to go to. So we go to
the this frat house and uh, they have a band playing.
Uh and so that was that was kind of cool.
How was the band? I mean, was it was? It

(22:27):
was a it was a University of Delaware on a
Saturday afternoon. Yeah, frat house seven and a half gotchak right, Yeah?
And uh and so and I text you pictures. You know.
There's like a TV in the window. Dude, I was
living through you all day. I wanted more. Yeah, there
was a TV in the window. That was some type
of my wife is shotgunning beers right and then uh

(22:51):
and then so after we so we go to a
couple of frat houses, you know, and then at one
point my ex wife and my what my beautiful wife
now are bare foot in a house and I don't
know why no shoe policy. So yeah, I respect that.
I don't think it was no shoe poles. Yeah, I
just don't know why they lost their shoes. Was it

(23:12):
a sock hops? So then we went U. So then
we end up at my daughter so her friend's place,
like it's a house, and dude, of course it's it's
it's everything you imagine. It's it's the just hand me
down furniture. Yeah, you know, everything is just like that.
There's nothing but just the TV in the family room. Yeah. Say, uh,
now you would hated this because I said to you,

(23:34):
since you're South Jersey's number one mobile DJ, that you
should have came down and DJ'd a party, right the
party we had, because all they had was like a
karaoke speaker. But I will give the kids credit. Apparently
kids today in college, at least the University of Delaware.
My daughter's friends, they love music from the late nineties

(23:56):
and early two thousands. Ye see, I might have been
too hot. I might have come into hot because I
would never have pegged them for all that. I mean
due Sink or Backstreet boys, like maybe some dancing queen.
I get it. But yeah, though the fact that you're
like it was like it was like easy listening late nineties,
early two thousands and uh, and I was. Uh, I
loved it. Yeah, I was there. I was drinking natural light.

(24:19):
When was the last time you had a natural light?
Were you drinking to sixpence none the richer? Yes, man,
we definitely. I definitely did a shot of fireball to
kiss me and dude it Uh it was, yeah, it was.
And so yesterday we picked my daughter up that breakfast
and uh and so she's like, oh, oh, my friends

(24:40):
want to know when you're gonna come back nice. Yes,
when you bring it. If you wouldn't listen, if you
would have reached out Saturday morning, we joke, but I
had to go. I went to the Wildwood Rides with
the family on Saturday night. But if you text me
in the morning and said, can you play music, give
me like ten to three, Yeah, dude, I probably would
have packed my gear up and come out there.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
They would have loved it. Yeah, been a good time. Yeah, yes, again,
no business being there. I got explain to my wife
why it cost me thirty dollars to play on a
Saturday Oh it was yeah. Yeah. Let me show you
a picture, Joe. I'm going to show you that not
a lot of studying was being done you're like Frank
the Tank, Like, legit, dude, let's see here. My daughter

(25:19):
did text me, why are you so weird? Okay, okay,
hold on, hold on. Well I saved all the pictures
you sent me, so when I get sad and I'm
at home, I can just relive through you. I mean,
does it does? It looks like she's having a good time,
doesn't it. Oh, she's standing on their backs and look
at you. Look. I like how you got like three

(25:41):
buttons unbuttoned. Oh yeah, yeah, well you know I like that. Look. Man,
I'm just relaxing, you know what I'm so they call
the kids called relaxing. And there you are, just looking
up thirty grand a year. Yeah oh I wish so yeah,
but you're still dead, like you're still dead. Yeah yeah, yeah,
you know that night, I think we were all on

(26:03):
the same page. We're all just there having a good time.
Like you know how you can you can look at
a picture and you can like you know what it
smells like and what it feels like. That's that picture.
I know exactly what that picture is. Man. It's a
school party. It's just an old school party. She's there
and he can't see the picture because we're on the radio.
But it's two guys on their hands and knees, and

(26:23):
my daughter, like a cheerleader, is on their back. There
you go, right in the middle of a kitchen. Yep,
right in the middle of the Yeah, right in the
middle of the kitchen. There you are, yep, right right there.
I'm right there watching it all happen. I think my
wife took the picture. Look, I got a pair of
tickets to go see The Joker too over at the
Square Theaters. You want to see Joker too? I believe
it's called a Joker too? Do you want tickets to

(26:45):
go see it at the Square Theater? Six zero nine
six seven seven hundred and seven six zero nine six
seven seven one hundred and seven Take them back, do
some headlines. Lunch point seven's the XLS after Jersey's Rock Stations,
Excel Show and a conspiracy Corner. Yeah, Gary off the
week right in studio with us, Gary G. I saw

(27:09):
my my wife.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I saw my wife shot on a beer with a
bunch of college kids this weekend.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Would you guys like the couple that live next door?
You've seen a movie with a couple that lived in
the store.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
To a college house.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
She keeps sending you over there. It's on to quiet down.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Yeah, you know you need to just smoking weed and drinking.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Man, I was. It was my my daughter's parents day
weekend and uh, and we went to a Like you,
it just breaks into parents drinking with their kids.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
But were you guys, crazy man hanging out with some.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Frat dudes all very polite, very polite, very nice, well mannered.
So I gotta give him thumbs up. We need to
bring Gary to rip up that party and do some
comedy there. Okay, you would have, you would have. They
don't want me to college. Shocking, And I don't know
if they did this because the parents were around. No weed, really,

(28:04):
I didn't smell any weed the entire Listen. Man, it's
it's legal now.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
It doesn't have the same I guess no one's likes.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
So kids not smoking weed or were they doing it
this way?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
It takes away the edge of doing something illegal. That's
not really every every prade marijuana legal.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I started doing cocaine again. But like every frat house
always had that one pot, Like you could always rely
on that one frat house. Least at least every movie
did for sure, because mom and dad were around. Probably man, yeah,
maybe mom and dad were, but you figure the cool
parents are after ten o'clock, the cool parents are still there.

(28:43):
There was so many guys and not put myself up there,
just trying to be cool in front of the kids,
right like you know, you get your almost the fifty
year old man.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
There trying to light up trees with these people and
they're like, dude, dude, not like that, Like, what's wrong
with this?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Did you go streaking in the dude? There was There
was definitely dads I could see, and some moms, like
moms were doing keg stands. You know. There was there
was dads who after a couple of drinks, right, maybe
they spent a couple of hours the frat house. They're
the dads who are like, yo, yo, you got you,
you got you got any coke? Please tell me the marriage.
Please tell me some frat kid went in a mom

(29:23):
had to happen. Give me one cool frat kid. Some
frat kid boned the mom. Some poor dads walking by
the bedroom. There's your wife just getting railed by a
frat kid. Just like what You're a loser, man. The
one thing I can't handle with frat houses though, thirty bathrooms? Yeah, dude,
just mean bars like bars, what were they before they
cleaned them? Exactly? Now you're in a frat house.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
It's an actual like house, like frat house like.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Like this was like we were in like a mansion.
It was like whatever it was. You know, ap Dappa,
you know have But look, you're here for conspiracies, Gary,
what do you have for us today? Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Man? Actually that was a very refreshing conversation just now, man,
because the conspiracy that happened, it's so quick, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
You see kids having fun and none and none of
them were woke. Oh wow, that's interesting. I was about
to ask you that, dude. They were fun kids. They
were just in having a good time. They were good kids.
Have any blue hairs? Did you see zero? Really?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Zero?

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Really like it?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Man, that's blue hens? Right, Okay, yeah, let's go conspiracy. Man.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Listen, I've just been Everything on my feed is now
right now, everything on my feet is nothing but Diddy
and cats. That's all I'm getting. I got nothing else now.
I get cat videos and t TDV. I love cat videos.
I can't help it. But everything's Diddy, dude, they're saying
his son is getting ready to go down. Did he
son is saying he's worse he's than did he, which

(30:58):
is very believable.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
If you because if you're growing up with the pops
that's doing that kind of stuff, you're probably gonna be worse.
And money, like my son smokes more weed than I do.
You know, like the kid is always going to be worse.
The kids growing up.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
And the kid grew up with money and being able
to get away with doing anything you want, anything he wants.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Yeah, so they're saying he's worse, he's going down, and uh,
I mean that's what everybody's talking.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Like, who's who's on that list?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
That's what That's what I want. This might be the
one list, Like we didn't get it with Epstein's Island.
This might be the one list where they're all roped
into it. This is what this keeps. Yeah, because there's
a lot of pictures. This came up of the weekend.
My wife just realized it. It was off topic. A
little bit of Tupac and there's video Tupac like years
before he became this gang bang.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Yeah, yeah, where he looks a little flaming yes that
we just talked about the other day, that he was
he was an actor and I Loveac. Look, I still
as long as he wrote the songs, I still love Tupac.
From understanding the whole persona.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Was faked, was needed an East West coasting.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Well, if you go by the book that Puffy's ex
lady wrote and port her, she's saying, how you know
Puffy orchestrated the whole thing. He originally tried to kill Park.
It didn't happen, so he jumped on the thing of
making money off the East West Coast thing.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
He just kept pushing it and push. She picked her
Tupac shirt ups like, I can't even wear this shirt
because he's not a thug anymore. You know, the thing
is good shot being in hip hop.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
I would say that, you know not, you know, a
lot of them aren't really thugs, a lot of them,
you know.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
So about that doctor dre Well, he's dressed up in sequence.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
And he's like he was doing music back in the
early late seventies earlier.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
That's what they did that. It was like disco. It
was like a disco out. This shirt cut all the
way down to the groin. Yeah, she ordered a shock
g from Digital Underground to replace that that he's got.
Who is the little guy that was in? Uh? Who
was a buckwheat? But was uh? Oh you mean Bush
killed Bill Bush with Bill?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, that herself in the eye. Man, that's that's yeah,
that's an idiot. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
He he shot himself in the eye.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
I think he told his girlfriend the shoot that's the idiot.
Yeah yeah did yeo.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Now, so last night I was following that and of
course brought me back down this hole again.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Man, Ellen, Ellen, make no mistakes. She might go down
before jay Z.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
One hundred.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
I watched I watched Forty Days and Forty Nights the
other day with Harrison Ford and an Hesh her ex.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, not for nothing.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
She was a cutie and man has girl and Hesh
was a cutie back in the day.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
But it got me back down the rabbit hole.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
And then of course there is a new video that
I caught where they're going in hard on Ellen, like
she's about to go down.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
You think Taylor Swift goes down for this. There there's
plays of him and her, but it's really not like
a party thing. Don't don't, don't, don't bring up Tailor Taylor.
Taylor is a plant, dude.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
She's a federal plant, a plant from heaven planted by
God into music.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Nah, I think I think she's a federal plant. Yeah,
what's so funny?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
You know? So funny is she?

Speaker 4 (34:17):
They say she's losing fans because she came out for
Kamala and the parents are like, the parents are like,
We're not gonna listen.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
The girl can't even keep a man. Why would you
listen to her? She can't make the good decisions.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
All her albums are about bad decisions about this, So
why if she's saying to vote for this person, then
we should vote for the other person.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Listening to I shouldn't even be allowed to vote. Did
you hear the Diddy was like a government informant?

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Yes, yes, yes, For years I heard that it started
when he got Supposedly, one of the theories is is
started when he got busted for the gun back in
the gunshot, because they knew it was him. Yeah, you know,
because even even the lady who got shot in the
face said it was Diddy. She said, I saw Teddy
put out the gun and shoot me in the face,

(35:10):
and instead they let they let him put it on shine.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
You think he set these people up?

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Did with he was to music what Epstein was to
the bankers.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
And stuff like that in that book his deceased wife, Yes,
that's what if it is.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
In fact from her, which now of course the family
saying it's not from her, that's not her book.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
But bricks in Aliah's suitcase? Is that true?

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Well?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Aliyah?

Speaker 4 (35:33):
They say jay Z took out Aliyah. We talked about that.
Like what some people don't know is she was asleep
when they put her on that plane. She didn't want
to get on the plane. Yeah, yeah, and they gave
her like a bunch of kludes and stuff like that
to calm her down.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
She knocked out they put her on the plane.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
And we never That thing with Park too, is he
never got shot, never got shot in any of those incidents.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
They were all set up, and that he's still alive.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Does does Kanye come out looking like he's not so crazy?
After all? He already might be the normal? One head
is how crazy?

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Candice Sowers did an interview with Kanye that he was
very calm, very relaxed, sounded like he knew what he
was talking about. They pulled it down and gave her
three strikes in a row. Now she's no longer monetized
on YouTube that insane three strikes.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
In a row on one episode. Dude, they're gonna take
me out in a heartbeat.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
They can go back to any of my episodes in
heartyat alright, Gary, take me out before they take you out.
Where you can find me at ac jokes dot com.
Find out when I'm out here performing, which is pretty
much every day. I'll be out in Philadelphia on Tuesday,
I mean Wednesday, So watching me, I'll go to Gabby
g gonna see her on any platform to see where
I'm gonna be. And so every Monday night, including tonight,

(36:48):
I'm doing the Not White Tuesday Midnight Show over Manhattan
at the Grizzly Pitch.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
And you're not feeling suicidal?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Right?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Still not suicidal?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Man, Still a lot for myself, not all Casulee r
Rady g with garage right Macata.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
As well wherever you get podcasts man, All right, guarantee
we love you buddy, peace Baby, we get back. We'll
do some trash. Oh why love trash?

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Anything thirty or doing anything racket or rocky or roughy
p s.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
I love frash, there's some trash for you. I don't
know who Maggie Smith is. Maggie Smith. Why should she
has some British broad She's a dame, Dame Maggie Smith.
She's dead at eighty nine. Cool. We could have played
the is she alive or dead? Game? I would have

(37:47):
gotten there wrong. I guess she was in Harry Potter
in Downtown Abbey. Uh oh, Chris Rostofferson, we talked about
it in Rock News. He's dead. The Great Ones, dyeing threes,
it's got a there is a third. It was the
guy from Beverly Hills Cop. He sure did Man Taggard
and dude, I'll tell you what Man the last Beverly

(38:08):
Hills Cop. Not great, not bad, fun movie to watch
on Netflix. Right and uh I, first of all, I
thought he was already dead, and he looked awful in
the movie. He he made you know he was in
the movie, but he did not look good. Real skinny,
real skinny and old. And he died. I believe he
was in his late seventies. I unfortunately I forget I

(38:30):
forget his name taggered. We'll just call the game from
the name from the movie Captain Taggard. Congrats the Logan
Paul him his fiance announced the birth of a kid.
So a baby girl. Now is Logan? I don't Tuber
all right, YouTuber is gonna fight to but but no,

(38:53):
I think Logan is the other one. Yeah, I think
Logan's the one that's the wrestler. One's a box he
wants a wrestler. But yes, they're YouTubers. Congrats to Kirk
Cobain's daughter, Francis Bean. She welcomed a baby boy. And
you know her her dad was Kirk Cobain. Her mom's

(39:14):
Courtney Love his Grandmam's still in the picture. Courtney loves
still around hanging out, bouncing a kid on her knee
or they don't know about kids. The guy that knocked
her up and her it's her husband, Tony Hawk's kid.
Oh that's cool. That's a cool celebrity family. Yeah, you know,
little kids just skateboarding around. Congrats to the Rebel Wilson.

(39:35):
She got married over the weekend. Very funny comedian Rebel
Wilson Christine Cavalieri. She was the one that married the
who was the guy who was super lazy and played
for the Dolphins and the Bears. He was the quarterback.
He would like smoke on the sidelines. Damn it. He
was like the guy you talking about, the guy that

(39:57):
pulled himself out of his own game. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he had a hot wife, right, that's his hot wife,
Christine Cavalier. Well it's now they've been divorced, so she
was she was dating a guy who was like like
fifteen years younger than her. They broke up. So Christina,
Kristin Cavalieri and Mark Estes have ended the relationship after
seven months together. So yeah, what was that guy's dude?

(40:20):
He was great because he just didn't care. He was
like the laziest football player ever. Jay Cutler, Jake Cutler,
Jay Cutler, and then they just kept giving him contracts.
It was a game and he wasn't feeling it. I
guess perfectly healthy pulled himself out for the second half.
I respect that. Hey guy, it's just not today. You

(40:42):
gotta love man, Johnny Depp. You know, even that court trial.
That court trial actually made people like him even more.
He had fun, man, because he was like at one point,
I because for some reason it pops up on my
social media. It just like clips of the court trial
when his wife was trying to see him and uh

(41:02):
the lawyers like so, uh so, mister Debb, you were
really drunk that day, And Johnny Depp just looks up
at him and goes, oh, were you there, Johnny Depp?
He dresses up like Jack Sparrow and he goes to
the kid's hospital, like, dude, that's cool man, that's like,
you can't look. I don't care if the guy falls

(41:23):
asleep and ice cream spills all over him. Somebody who
cares like he does cool stuff like this. You know,
I'm I'm glad we didn't cancel Johnny Depp. Oh. Ellen
DeGeneres must have been from all the dancing says that
she now suffers from osteoporosis, and that's that's a that's
a that's a bone thing, right. Is she part of

(41:44):
that Diddy thing? I mean, once again, everybody apart everyone
went to a party. All they do is throw somebody
taking a picture with Diddy and they're like, yo, It's like,
but you have a picture, we have a picture with
you know. My wife went online to see what it
was worth cause I have a Diddy signature too on
a Biggie Remembers T shirt. It was like a five

(42:05):
thousand dollars sold him for an autograph for Diddy. Yeah,
but I think you have to get that like it
has to be like authentic, authenticated. Yeah, I don't ca.
Can you authenticate it? No? Probably not. George Clooney has
sold his mansion in LA for fourteen and a half
million bucks. Who bought it? Christian McCaffrey running back for

(42:25):
the forty nine ers in Miami, La La Clooney's La Man.
Let's stay here. It hasn't played all year, and we
brought him up earlier. Let's let's give him his due.
John Ashton was the guy from Beverly Hills Cop. Okay,
so he passed away. He was seventy six years old.

(42:47):
Like I said, he was in that last Beverly Hills
cop movie that's on Netflix. He did not look good.
He got through it, just he barely got through it,
apparently a battle with cancer. Both Eddie Murphy and John
Judge Reinhold took the Social India yesterday to say how
much they loved the guy. Once again, one of these
guys was shocked and he was still alive. Meanwhile, he
looks seventy six, forty years ago. Yeah, Eddie Murphy hasn't

(43:10):
aged at all. No, not at all, dude. He looks
like he's in his thirties in that Beverly Hills cop
movie number three or four of the one we just watched.
There you go some trash for you, honey. I'm going
to walm Wall for dinner, okay, but Ben wants pizzazations
show and are hard work and workforce employees the day
today is you? Good morning, good morning? Hey. Let's send

(43:33):
you to the movies for being a ZXL workforce employer
of the day. What is your name?

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Awesome?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Danielle, I Danielle. Starting October fourth, you got a parent
tickets to go see The Joker A full a Duke.
It's it's French. What is a phila a duke? Erica
Badu Erica. So yeah, it's Joker too. It's part musical,

(43:59):
so be on the lookout for that. How much? How
how much of a part of it is a musical.
There's a lot of dance, like real danceing just dance
numbers because the first one was and unless he was
just creepy dancing, but it was musical just from what
I've read, I believe. So he's an Arkham Asylum now right,
so that the end of the first Joker movie he
gets arrested. He's an Arkham asylum. And I think a

(44:23):
lot of this has to do with uh he's having
flashbacks or he's imagining things, and he imagines him and
Lady Gaga, who ends up becoming Harley Quinn to uh
to like doing dance numbers like it's not like Greece,
is it. Yes, it's a lot like they actually do
hot rod, they do the hand drive. Yes, yes, there's

(44:45):
a sock. At one point, the Joker goes saying he
was in the water. All right, Danielle, what do you do?
Ehd high school shot out? Uh? So, so what are
we in football season?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Now?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
So how's the football team this year? We're pretty good?
I think for five after life Friday. Okay, all right, okay,
we're doing it. How's your field hockey program? They're doing
pretty good. They've been strong in the past. Our volleybook
teams doing awesome. I know, our soccer teams are great.
So it's been a good fall season. Now, aids in
the water good?

Speaker 2 (45:24):
I know?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Now, just for me, the most important sport in a
high school program is cross country how's how's your cross
country team? They're really past, They're good. They go see
I like that. I like that. I don't know if
you know this, Danielle, but I was a cross country runner.
Oh awesome.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Uh yeah it was.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
It was the greatest sport ever because you just got
to run through the woods. There's no gear O. Thanks right.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yeah, they're like they're like you'd see the coach like
you know, every now and then, but other than that,
you just run through the woods. All right, Look, Danielle,
you're going to see Joker Joker too over the square theaters.
You stay on hold, we're gonna get all your info. Okay,
have a good school year, called BS. Not all your
teams are fantastic. I think you're playing a little bit

(46:07):
homer there by the way. You know what I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna say that, EHD is some solid teams. I
don't know. I've been followed a lot of high school
sports lately, so I don't know, man. I So I
volunteered from my kids middle school thing last week. It
was like a field day whatever, right, Yeah, So I
found the ninety five percent custodian, Like I'm a ninety
five percenter, which means I do a project at home,
I finish it ninety five percent, so it's five percent

(46:29):
that does not get Yeah. So I'm in the cafeteria,
like the guy who puts in a kitchen cabinet and
there's like one knob missing. Sure, yeah, I should just
wrap it all up trim so it's almost done. It's
almost nailed up there. So I'm looking at the cafeteria.
Someone painted the cafeteria only as high as the pole
and the roller got them. I was about six feet
between the ceiling and the bottom that you could see

(46:50):
that someone couldn't quite get to the top of. Somebody
didn't have a ladder. Yeah, I was like, that's next
to custodian. He's me if I'm a custodian, I'll get
around to it. Yeah, I got a stuff that kid
threw up. I gotta put saldust on it.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Move. Look we get back out. We'll not got some headlines.
It's the ZXL Morning Show Much point seven ZXL, South
Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning show for the third Did
I say it two or three times? What a ZXL
morning zx ON morning show? Yeah, we're the morning show
that's on WWZXL makes perfect sense, and this is WZXL,

(47:24):
and where the morning show? I don't know. I just
read off the cards. Man, it's like Saturday Night Live. Yeah,
there's just big Q cards. But we read on something.
By the way, it's like sixty five outside. I stayed
in a beautiful downtown Wilmington, Delaware, over the weekend. It
is that a destination? Was it all inclusive? Well, here's

(47:46):
the thing. It was a parents weekend at my daughter's school.
Now it's in Newark, Delaware, and everything was booked up,
so we like we have to stay like fifteen twenty
minutes away in Wilmington. So I don't know much about Wilmington.
The part we stayed in was very nice, like we
liked it, at least the block that my hotel was on.
So then I take it. We had, you know, we

(48:07):
had to take ubers to the school because you know,
we knew we were going to be drinking, and so
uh we uh Saturday afternoon, I call it call up
to Uber and I was like, hey, Uber, can we
can we get a lift? And uh and the guy goes, no,
we're Uber, not Lyft, and then so then so we
get in the car and I say to the girl,

(48:29):
I said, hey, I want to grab some booze. Can
we stop at a liquor store on the way, And
usually I throw them like an extra ten fifteen bucks,
like just slip it to them and say hey, like
thanks for doing that, because they don't have to do that.
And she goes, well, I don't know anything about Newark,
but I know Wilmington and I know there's a liquor
store a couple blocks away. So I said, sure, okay, awesome,

(48:50):
do we go to this liquor store. We're in the ghetto. Yeah,
Wilmington's Wilmington's rough man. Do we're in the so so
so I as soon as we pull up because I
used to work in cam then and I was like,
this is this is a corner store, bodega, liquor store.
We walk in and it was that just that smell,

(49:10):
like that smell of like a liquor store, bodega type store.
Do you think maybe you're not going to get out
of the car. They needed the booze? Okay, So so
we walk in right there's a there's there's a homeless
guy right on sitting on the front stoop of the
of the corner store. We walk in, and uh, the
first thing that I notice is the bulletproof glass that

(49:34):
is between me and the people that work there. Yeah,
how do you squeeze the thirty pack through? Okay, well
here's the thing. We'll get to that. Also, they put
the the what you buy into a little three sixty
thing of bulletproof glass that turns so you can't put
your hand in steal it. Okay. So I'm looking around
like watching a baron a zoo. The floor the floor

(49:58):
is just plywood. Yeah. So I go to the guy, said, hey,
I just need a twelve pack of Miller Lite. And
he looks at me and he goes, we only sell singles. Okay,
this makes sense. Then because of the turnaround, he only
sells single bottles or cans of beer. He can only
sell little fit in that little thing that little lazy

(50:20):
susie has got. So I go, okay, then give me
twelve bottles of Miller Light. He goes, I don't have
Miller Lit. I only have Miller High Life. And I go, okay,
the Champagne of beers. I'll be classy. So I go
give me twelve bottles of this. So he's putting them
in a bag. And now some people come in and

(50:40):
they're fighting over guy's wearing a Cowboys jersey. And the
two ladies are Eagles fans and they're yelling back in
but they know each other and they're just having some fun.
That guy's got balls, by the way, Yeah, yeah, that's legit, man. Yeah.
And so then so now my wife she's looking for champagne,
and so I'm like, okay, now it's getting like I'm like,

(51:01):
I'm like, we should probably like the I'm honestly, I
looked out the door to make sure that our lifted
and drush drive away. I feel like you're pushing it now.
I felt like we were. We were spending a little
too much time in the store, too comfortable, and so
so the guy. But the problem is the guys have
to put twelve bottles of beer in these little bags, right,
So okay, I'm doing that. Now, my wife starts chit

(51:25):
chatting with the with the the these these two women
that are in there right that were just yelling at
the guy for having the Cowboys jersey on, and they
start talking about the Eagles, and my wife's talking about
how we got married in Mexico when the Eagles won
the Super Bowl, and the and the woman couldn't have
been sweeter and nicer. And it ended up where my
wife hugged the woman. They hugged the jug Yeah right.

(51:49):
The woman was laughing and having a good time. So
she hugs my wife. And as she's hugging my wife,
she whispers to her, get out of the ghetto. Even
she knows she don't dude, she did us as silence.
She goes leave. Now, yeah, you go down you don't.
This is not gonna end well for you guys. Get

(52:10):
out of here. My wife, man, we first moved down here.
She don't know the area, right, She's very naive when
when she got out to this area. So she's a
sales rep and her territory was in Chester, PA. I
lived in Chester when I was young. Chester is. Don't
get that confused with west Chester. No, No, I don't
know how the two separated themselves, but west west is like,

(52:31):
give me the hell out of Chester. I'm gonna start
my own Chester called west Chester. Chester's a tough tesn.
She's driving around, she gets pulled over by the cop.
Cop says, what are you doing here? Sick? Well, this
is my area. I'm a sales rep. You know what
I do wrong? Is like, no, no, you didn't do
anything wrong. I want to know why you're here. I'm
going to escort you to ninety five. You drive away
and never come back to Chester again. It was uh,
And I appreciated the lady, yeah giving, And so I

(52:54):
grabbed my twelve loose Miller High Life bottles and my
wife found the bottle of champagne and uh, and we
we high tailed it out of town. But I used
to work in Camden delivering ice and we dude, I'd
get there and a lot of places, for some reason,
we'll put the ice boxes outside and and dude, there'd
be bullet holes in them. Yeah, And I'd be and

(53:15):
I'd go in and be like, hey, man, like what
happened to it? Because we only we would rent the
icebox out to them, Be like, what happened to our
ice box? And he's like another shooting. He goes Uh
the guy he's like And then one time, man, dude,
I'm I'm taking this all in. I'm eighteen. Yeah, and uh,
and I've never seen your dude, I've never seen this before.
And and one time, man, I said. I said, hey, man,

(53:35):
there's a bunch of bullet holes in the ice box.
And or I didn't even say bullet holes because I'm
so naive. I don't even know the bullet holes. I said, hey,
there's holes in the ice box. He said, oh, yeah,
they're bullet holes and he goes, he goes, yeah, the
afternoon guy who works here got shot in the head
and the like, we couldn't we wouldn't be able to
take Uh. We we would never carry money with us,

(53:57):
like we everything was was by had to be by
check or charged because we wouldn't carry cash, and there
weren't There were places that we wouldn't even deliver that
were so bad. Yeah. Yeah, you work in Camden, man,
if you're like a two guy crew, you you've got
to bring a third guy. You always sit there and watch.
You could never do it by yourself. We always had
to have a two guy crew and uh and it

(54:19):
was Yeah, it was scary, but it was just so
funny because my and my wife's used to it. Man.
She grew up in South Phillis. She grew up in
a real tough area to Grace Fairy, so like she
knows that she knows the game like you know, but my,
but my, that's you know it did it didn't. She
didn't miss a beat. My wife, my, my wife was
ready to go hang out with the with with with
these two women that were in the store. Yeah, and

(54:40):
what did they and what did these two women buy?
Little airplane shooters? You gotta love it, Saturday, Saturday at noon,
just buying some airplane shooters?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Why not? What was like, get out of here, get
out of the ghetto. Why because I'm gonna rob this
place and I don't want you to be a part
of it. I've got a good guy, I like your energy.
And she goes, don't don't shop in the ghetto. And
I wanted to say to the the Uber or Lyft
Drive or whatever it was. I was like, this is
the only place you know that sells spoos. We couldn't
go to a Canal's. It wasn't a Roger Wilco. Look

(55:12):
we get back. I'll do a fin pluck if you
ever you think you've got in bed. Apparently anything is
worth smuggling. US Customs and Border Protection officers seized over
seven hundred pounds of what jojo marijuana would be too easy.
I'm gonna say coffee beans, bologne. At the Mexican border,

(55:35):
agents found the bologney along with almost three hundred boxes
of prescription medicine. So you're hiding in the baloney in
seven thousand in cash. It was in a vehicle driven
by a forty three year old woman who's a US citizen.
Officials said the woman only declared a cooked meal, so
she was off by just a bit. The bologney was
seized and destroyed. Why would why would you destroy it?

(55:56):
Give it to like homeless people are seeing sandwiches for
all the TA say guys, so of course the drugs
and cash were also seas. See's boloney. No one's gonna
buy your smuggling bolooneyan I don't know you want to
give me like a real nice steak or something, but
a lot of baloney. I hate a bolooney. Growing up,
everything includes ads these days, but at least you don't
have to put up with them when you're not actually

(56:18):
using your TV, computer or your phone. Until now, LG
is playing ads before the screen saver hits the screen
on its TVs, so that means you would turn your
TV on wow yeah, and an AD would just start
playing that's where we are now, huh. According to LG's
ad division, users will soon start seeing ads for products
and services other than offering from LG that currently make

(56:40):
up the majority of the ads. Some of the ads
can be disabled in the television settings. According to the
company's ad division, the screensaver ad drive on average a
two point time two point five times higher, lifting brand awareness.
I guess because I what's it like the YouTube?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Does that?

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Man? And now it used to be like fifteen seconds, dude,
I'm I'm clicking on things. He's just two minute at Yeah,
you gotta wait through it too, And I'm like, I'm
two minutes what like? And I don't pay I never
pay attention to what the ad is. I'm just waiting
for that button to come up that says I could
skip it. The owner of JVI Secret Gardens in Tennessee

(57:18):
is developing a fear of clowns, and for good reason.
The security cameras caught someone in a clown mass kicking
in the back fence of the business and entering the property.
Derek Johnson's business partner saw the intruder and called the owner,
telling him he needed to get to the business immediately.
When Derek, the owner, pulled up the camera footage, he said, uh,

(57:41):
I'm not going up there. It was a clown breaking
into his business. He turned on the camera to talk
to the clown. It's a guy's one of those ring things.
He heard it activate and the clown said, I'm leaving.
The thief was apparently trying to steal a propane tank
and saw a blade from a garden center, which is
getting uh oh, and tried to steal a Prome Paine

(58:04):
tank and a saw a saw blade from a garden center,
which is uh. They're trying to clown proof the business.
Even if you were a clown, like a legit birthday clown.
Like there's just something creepy about clowns. You don't even
have to have a scary clown mask going. Just a
weird clown that ships to your house. You're like, I

(58:25):
don't know, maybe it's from Uncle Buck. Remember what a
clown shows up and a guy was drunk, maybe just
got a bad rap after that, But we trust the
clown and a guy that dressed up, and especially how
good your magic tricks are. If you're a clown, dude,
it's a weird thing made, especially when a clown's breaking
into your business. That's weird too, man, it's a little weird.
I remember one birthday party my parents got a clown,
and I remember it would it. We all had to

(58:47):
go outside because it's big thing. Was it rode a unicycle? Jesus, Yeah,
rode a unicycle. So we're all outside of my front
lawn watching this stupid I mean it, mess. It was
an adult man, right until like this guy. Now he's
just riding a unicycle. I got it now, my dad,
that was it. That was it. You're just watching it.
What's the big deal there? It's a unicycle, right, I

(59:09):
don't know he juggling. My parents didn't really care. Yeah,
and so, uh my mom's not going to remember my
dad's dead. I would love to know what they paid him.
I don't know back then, so this is probably nineteen,
let's say eighty six. Would a clown go for I
don't know what would a clown go for? A unicycle
riding clown go for? Fifty dollars in a bottle of scotch.

(59:31):
It might have been one of my dad's buddy. Yeah,
I don't yep, he's juggling ham dude. I think we
went back in and watched Diehard two. That was the party.
That was the party. There you go, sounds like a
great party. I take it back. Those people they haven't
bet you not so much. Wow, it's you the Capitol was.

(59:56):
I gotta bring this up, man. If I feel like
I'm getting ripped off and they're not even hiding it,
I wanted to acknowledge it because it bothered me so much.
Over the weekend, I got taken for ten dollars. M okay, okay.
So I'm on the boardwalk in Wildwood, Maury's Pier, October
deal going on. It's good times. It's okay, let's it's
Maury's Peer and it's october Fest. October Fest, the October thing.
It's october Fest. They had a band going. It's not

(01:00:18):
even October, is it? And I think they do No,
it's not which is weird to do october Fest. It
was the end of September Fest. They do everything, so yeah,
I think they like beer specials. Right, they have a
bar in there, I think, right, yeah they do. Man.
Because my wife was being overwhelmed. Did you get some noodles?
What's it called? What's the German food? Yeah? Noodle Schneidel

(01:00:38):
something like that. No, I didn't see any of that.
You didn't. You didn't get any German food. You didn't
got a broughtwarst. You know. We got a couple of drinks,
some vodka drinks, which is nice. Man, it's nice they
have that available there on the boardwalk. Yeah. I don't
know when that became a thing. I remember growing up,
amusement parks didn't have bars.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
No, because those kids are awful right now. I remember
I would take my key. It's the Hershey Park when
they were younger, and there was like one spot where
you could get a beer, and it was like hidden away,
the beer garden. And now you go to Hershey Park,
it's sponsored by beer. Yeah, the big chocolate bars handing
shots out yingling. There's yingling everywhere at Hershey Park. So

(01:01:16):
we go, we do the riots, cool man, good time,
great night. Everything was fine. So we're we're waiting for
our other couple that was with us. They went and
got on ice cream. Some just kind of stay. I
didn't get the invite. You're always invited. Didn't get the invite, which,
by the way, again the T shirts, right, yeah, you know,
you get the dollars I get some real awful shirts.

(01:01:37):
I'm sure there's a lot of Trump T shirts that
kind of fish. Yeah, there's yeah, those are good. One
is any Didty T shirts? No? No, not yet. I
think people were still like, we don't know if that's
a cool thing or not. He's gotta give me your
hall for per I'm gonna okay, I'm gonna get I'm
gonna bleep this out because I gotta say it all right,
So I'll bleep this out. One shirt says, don't bully

(01:01:59):
me or I'll I don't know. That's awesome, team. I
don't know what it means. I've never mean okay, I
know what it means. I've never been bullied enough where
I would just I think someone, I think someone is
is into that. Okay, so they're saying, gotcha, they're into that.
That's their that's their their their kink. Okay, we got it,
we we we believe it out. But you know what

(01:02:21):
I'm saying. So, uh So, I'm waiting for the couple
they're getting their ice cream for the kid whatever. So
I uh so I start, I stray away a little bit.
I head into the arcade and there's the crane game
The crane game gets me every time. They don't even
hide the fact that the game is rare. The game
it's limp. The crane is limp, so it can't grab anything.

(01:02:41):
I don't even know when I'm picking up, like my
kids don't like stuffed animals, there's a stuffed animal, pigeons
or then I just, dude, I get super super duber.
Like we stayed at a hotel and it was like
this like kind of like tried to be cool and hip.
So for some reason they put a crane game in there,
like by the bar, it gets you. So what happens
is I get drunk and then I'm like, I want
this stupid crane game. Dude. I was on a cruise.

(01:03:04):
They did a crane game with cash. Now we're talking yeah, okay,
but it was did it operate the same way, yes,
hook whole clearly grabs the price, So it was it
was cash. It was like saran wrapped or it's like
shrink wrapped. So it was like so it was like
ten one dollar bills, one hundred dollar bill, you know,
one hundred ones, and there was so it was all

(01:03:25):
sitting there like the crane game, you know, on the
bottom and then and you would go, dude, I probably
dropped one hundred bucks trying to get one hundred bucks.
Yeah yeah, and just think that my kids don't even
want it. I don't even know why I went after it.
It's just it's because now it's easy to get, because
here's the thing, because now I have to have it,
even though I know that my kids don't want it.
Do you know many crane stuff I've won and I've

(01:03:45):
given them my kids and they could care less. But
it's just it's the it's like I gotta do it.
I put five dollars in, and I put another five
dollars in, and then I had to watch her ten dollars.
I blew there. If you're the better business for Burro,
and you can clearly see that the game is rigged
and nobody is going to win this game. Where are
you like, you don't even have a puncher's chance, Dupid,
They can't. They did crack down on those stupid basketball

(01:04:07):
games down all of it. Where the basketball games they
found out that the hoops weren't weren't legit, like they
were smaller than the ball. Shocker, it's never gonna go
in the hoop. But I do. I remember my daughter was,
I mean just born, and I spent on the Atlantic
City boardwalk about four hundred bucks to win a four

(01:04:28):
foot high red Clifford dog could have balls stupid darts
with the balloons. Yeah, okay. So I got to about
fifty bucks in and I'm like, at this because I
get crazy like this. I don't gamble a whole lot,
but when it comes to this kind of stuff, I
get crazy. I said to the guy at after fifty
bucks in, I said, I will just give you one
hundred dollars, just take it. Could I just have this

(01:04:49):
stupid toy? And he's like, no, dude. I ended up
I think it ended up being at like three hundred bucks.
I ended up throwing these stupid darts of these balloons,
and then finally won the stupid Clifford. And you know
what happened. It went to the back of my my
daughter's closet and we got I ended up throwing it
away ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Just right there, you can clearly see the game will
never ever pay out. Ever, it doesn't work. And I
did the thing where I where you hold down the
button and it's supposed to do nothing. Clearly had the
seagull man by the head and I couldn't get it
out of the machine.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
What if?

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
And that's but that's me and you know that's me too.
Me and you have done enough vfw elks lodge fundraisers
where like it's a beef and beer and there's a
fifty to fifty or there's a raffle. Dude, I fall
into that tooers, Dude, I'm a sucker. I'll go and
my like, I'll be like, I'm gonna put twenty tickets

(01:05:40):
in this one thing. I have to win, Dude, I
never win. Ye never wins. Man. It is everybody. Thanks
for calling for there is an agency that does have
to police that. Please, they don't do a very good job.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
Please.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
I will take you to the two machines that I
used and you could clearly see it will never pay out, sir.
I'm gonna report you one hundred. Dude, I wanted them caring.
I would have kicked them. So the Russian guy who's
running it, he doesn't care. Stay right there, we kick
off a rock block. It's one lunch point seven the
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(01:06:17):
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Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
And when you love him, oh you love man, the
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Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Stop you shot and stop beside? Won't you be happy this?
Where are you smiling? Let's just smile, keep on smiling.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Smile. I'm smiling, rocking out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
I know you guys are awesome, my love. Look, hey
guys on my way to work.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
H Yeah, warming up ship and I'm like, I'm about
you here.

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How you doing? Yeah? Keep me laughing? Then you guys
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