THURSDAY 10-03-24

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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Breaks all the rules to deliver.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Entertaining, compelling and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
And this show.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Hey man, what's happening? Good morning? They're out after week two?
Who's that? So my to you?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Last week my wife joined a bowling league. Oh she
got eliminated. They did it to themselves. So my, So
it's the second week. Last night and uh, and so
my wife had to go to an emergency dentist appointment, right,
she had an issue with a tooth. So she texted
the the the girls it's a gal bowling tournament and

(01:29):
our bowling league, and she said, hey, I'm gonna have
to miss tonight, right, And so then the rest of
their girls are like, well, we'll just miss it too.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
So you're out.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah, you got to step up.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
I said to my wife. I said, well that's it. Well,
I guess the the goal of the trophy is gone.
Well see, they're just having fun. But there's some people
that really really take that thing seriously, you know, so yeah, yeah,
I don't know if anyone broke a hundred like you
when they bowled last week, like you were in a
golf league.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
Well, if you're out, you got to find somebody to
replace you, because these guys are true, they're going after
the trophy.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Man. That's how I got in. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
So I got into a goth league last year with
my father in law and uh, and it's hard to
get into, but I got into it because one of
the guys ended up having to go to work in Florida.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
For a couple of months.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
I don't know what his job is, but he ended
up traveling for a couple of months. So so I
had to fill in a spot, like they didn't even
have my name.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I had to use like that guy's name.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
And that's a shame, because there's a team, man, there's
a team that practiced all week that was gonna go
up against your wife's team and they have friends and forfeit,
we're gonna kick their ass tonight. And they get there
and it's like an automatic win. And now they're just
hanging around drinking warm beer and soft pretzels, like we
have nobody to play tonight.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
It's like, well, I grew up with kind of a
like a piece together little league system, like bad News Bears,
and that would be like you would get to the
field and the other team didn't have enough players, right yeah,
and you we'd have to forfeit. I remember, Yeah, you
sometimes you have to give your players. Sometime we given
our players to that team. I'd rather just I'd rather
kick their ass. Let him play with four guys. It's

(03:01):
gonna show them, you know what. Maybe you make sure
you get more your teammates and more committed so my
wife will not be hoisting a trophy at the end
of the bowling league.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
Everybody Thursday will dive to that. We are going to
find a ZXL Workforce Employee of the day. Who will
it be? Could be you out there?

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, Marky Ramone is coming to the Tropic Canna throwing
a big old Christmas punk rock concert.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
So we'll hook you up with tickets for that. Coming
up just a little bit.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
It is one Hunch point seven's the XL Sound Thursday's
rock station and the ZXL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody
do it line.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I can go alrighte it and we'll do it live
and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning, here's some news
for us on what is it? Thursday? Today is Thursday Thursday.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Federal prosecutors requested an indefinite delay yesterday in scheduling a
trial for Ryan rat the suspect and the second assassination
attempt on former President Donald Trump, citing an enormous amount
of evidence gathered since his arrest. They were like, Yo,
this guy's like real bad. We got a ton of
stuff and we need more time.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Here's the guy in the bushes, right, they guy in
the bushes.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
In the filing On Wednesday, prosecutors asked the judge to
officially designate Roth's case as quote com plaques. Three men
have been indicted for their alleged involvement in a shooting
that killed one woman and left another one hospitalized in
Atlantic City. Greg Page of Philadelphia was indicted by a
grand jury on charges of murder, attempted murder, and weapons

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offenses after two women were found shot in the head
near a jetty in Atlantic City on August first. Two
other men, brothers, Ryan Sheck and Ramier Sheck, also at Philadelphia,
were indicted along with Paige, for allegedly hindering his arrest.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Both women were shot in the had one survived.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Though.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
New Jersey lawmakers held a hearing yesterday to address the
spike in South Jersey electric bills. It's an increase that
especially enraged customers of City Electric.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Atlantic City Electric customers have been reporting major sticker shops,
some bills going up three four hundred percent, some were
even going up six thousand percent.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Are neighbor paid? I think are?

Speaker 6 (05:14):
I think now they have a pool, right, but still
I think it was almost one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's nuts. That's a lot, dude. We'll get whacked.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
And you know what, I blame it on the stupid
high ceilings. We we live in these houses now where
they put these cathedral ceilings in.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
It's a waste of eric.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
So, dude, So we'll get whacked with a six seven
hundred dollars electric bill up.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
It's nuts. Uh, that's news. What about sports?

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Brought to you by Cape Regional Hospital Go to Cape
Regional dot com. Tigers beat the Astros five to two.
Astros are out. Royals beat the Oriols to one, Oriols out.
Brewers beat the Mets five to three. That series is
tied one to one. Tiebreaker is tonight seven o'clock. Uh
is first pitch. Padres beat the Braves five to four,

(06:00):
Braves are out.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Hey the Astros. That's the guy across the hall. He
likes the Astros, right yeah, and they're.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Out, They're out.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Good.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'll break his balls this morning.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
And then yeah, yeah, dude, he's a dude. He's a
bandwagon guy. Okay, he likes the Chiefs. What okay?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
How can he happen?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
And then and then he likes the Astros. Okay, who
like who have won like nine World Series in a row.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
He likes the.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Nineteen eighty nine Bulls. Yeah, I like Joel Montana. Yeah,
Bucks Falcons. That's going to be Thursday night football. And uh,
this is finally a smart move in Philadelphia. The Phillies
playoff games are going to be at Citizens Bank Park, right.
They were supposed to schedule work on I seventy six
right by the stadium. Philadelphia has decided to delay the

(06:47):
work on I seventy six so there's not traffic during
these games.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Somebody has a brain. So somebody was at that plan
and said, you know what, let's not do it.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Do it next weekend. Yeah, yeah, we don't have to
do it this weekend. There you go.

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Jerseys Rock Stations ZXL Morning Show. I thought it was dumb,
then I think it's dumb. Now do you know you

(07:25):
can't buy toilet paper right now?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (07:28):
We are back into this, my friend.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I mean it can't.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Okay, it had to be that one store. No, this
is everywhere my wife. My wife went to she went
to two Costcos yesterday and a Walmart and everybody's out
of a toilet paper where they're telling people now to
come back the next day and maybe there'll be toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (07:48):
And it's not even you can't blame it on the
uh no strike, it's people.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's people freaking out.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
This is what happens, and this is why this is
surely this is COVID all over here. This is because
we're going like this this group text like with the
neighbors and stuff. So one of the neighbors says, home
depot has toilet paper. It's out everywhere else, and everyone
like there's three or four neighbors and they can't.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Find toilet paper. Sells toilet paper.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Yeah, shocker, right, yeah, I'm like, I might have to
go to the Dollar Store with you and find more
toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I was at the Dollar Tree yesterday.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
So the one neighbor's like, well, it's because of this
poor thing, dude, This poor thing hasn't even hit it yet.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Two days, this has nothing. We won't feel the effects
of this for months. People that people nuts, they're just dumb.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
And we're we're short of toilet paper now because somebody
went out there and said, Okay, I gotta grab toilet paper.
I'll bring this up. If there's a real ish that's
gonna go down right. Meanwhile, my wife can find anything
else in the store. She got she stocked up all well,
she got on like like chicken, but not like she
didn't buy all the chicken out.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
She was pie.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
That's you know that it's it's gonna be months before it, right,
and I doubt this strike will go much longer. But
so yeah, I mean, okay, it's cool she bought chicken,
but she's kind of the pro she's buying up all
this stuff, and then the.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Store's not equipped for people buying all this store. She
got twelve cans of tuna fish, right, not a ton.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
But now we've got it for the house, and if
it goes up in price in the next month or two,
we bought it for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Of a discount. Well, and what's a cantatunic go for it?

Speaker 6 (09:18):
Exactly exactly why she's out there doing it. I'm shaking
my head too. But now we can't find toilet paper.
If everything goes down, what is the importance of toilet paper?
She could find anything else in the store she wanted to,
but toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Don't you feel like that goes weird? That's a weird thing.
But that was COVID man. That was That was the
whole thing with COVID paper, towels, toilet paper. It was that.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
It's weird. It's it's weird when people go and buy
bulk of But okay.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
We got packs and packs of paper towels, just because
we just use paper towels, so we have them and
it's something it's not gonna go bad, so we put
it on the shelf. So I don't know, we have
like two bundles of paper towels. It's not we're not
buying out the show. I could wipe my ass with
a toilet paper if I had to do. You think
she just went to a store where the workers are lazy.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
And I don't know, man, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
But the fact you can't get toilet paper, it just
sounds silly.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
It is.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Hundred it's uh, it's people just overreacting. And so I
don't know. At this point, man, nothing shocks me. I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
You know what this is done though for us is
it's uh, it's gotten my pantry cleaned out there you
go because my wife is now just like you know
what I said, here's what we need to do. Cause
again we started piling up on like stupid things of
pasta again pasta beat like stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
So I have it in bents.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
So we're finding out there is a shelf life to
this stuff there. It could go bad, it could be
infested with bugs. And stuff. I said, we need to
get the pantry and go and look and see and
see exactly what you have. And then let's go and
we'll get a couple.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
More that we may need.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Like have you ever seen it where like people will
uh pack up on like like stock their shelves with rice. Dude,
rice will get like maggots in it. Yes, yeah, yeah.
So and Flower, she's cleaning out the pantry. I'm looking
at six five pound bags of flour. What are you
doing a lot of baking? The problem is we keep
buying it with like, Okay, let's get flower. I was like,

(11:12):
you got it. It's all tucked.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Under the pantry. That's where it is. That's my house
with mustard.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Everyone keeps going out shopping buying mustard, and now my
lazy susan has nine mustard containers in it because it's
one of those things where it's like, hey, I don't
think we have any mustard. No, but no one looked
in the cabinet. And I always tell my wife that too.
I'm big on this. I said, before you go shopping,
or you put the order in right to get it delivered,
look in the cabinet, see what you got. See what

(11:39):
we got because we do that, man, and all of
a sudden, I'm sitting on nine peanut butter jars.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
Yeah, you're just finding things in the back. So you
get a new one and you got to bring that
other one to the front or else. It's been sitting
there for a year. Yeah, so it kind of got
our pantry in order. But oh, toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's worse. We're fine. If I had a goofy I
went to the story yesterday, I didn't. I think my
store was okay.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
I told my wife stud I'll steal it from here.
Now there are the big roles that you get, the
big stalls, so I'd have to hang some type of
contraction from the stealing.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
It's it's like it's like an office building toilet paper
roll where it's like the size of like a dirt
bike tire.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
I just feel like I could, I could wipe my
butt with anything.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I could. I can make do with that.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
But the thing about the toilet paper just shocks.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
But you know, well, eventually, when people become cannibals and zombies, it's.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Not gonna matter. YEA toilet paper is not gonna matter.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah, But and and how about this Mischief Night is
just a couple of weeks away, and I got to
stock up on some toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
That thing's like gold.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Now, look, we kids are gonna be out thrown it,
but I'll be grabbing it off the bushes and rerolling it.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
We get back, we'll do some rock news. Joe, Joe
and Scottie rock news.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
There's some rock news for you. Elton John, the Great,
Elton John, Sir Elton John, admitted in a new documentary,
there's not much left of me after undergoing a bunch
of surgeries in the recent years. Now, he said, to
be honest with you, there's not much of me left.
I don't have tonsils andnoids. Appendix, he goes, I don't

(13:09):
have a prostate, balls got chopped off. I don't have
a right hip or a left knee or a right knee.
In fact, the only thing left is my left hip,
he said. But I'm still here, still standing, is what
you're saying. Barely apparently, he said. I found complete and
utter happiness and bliss when I met David, his husband,
and when I had my children, and it satisfies me

(13:30):
so much. I never felt happiness like I have now.
So good for Alton Man. Yeah, I saw him last
year in his final farewell tour. I mean, seventy seven
is probably is this farewell tour? Fantastic dude still playing
the piano, right, dude? Yeah, dude, not like Philkey Valley
and not wheel them out on a cart.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
But they just put a microphone in front of him
and play a CD.

Speaker 8 (13:51):
See.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
That's the thing with Elton John. He would never get
to where Frankie Valley is. No, that would never happen.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
He would just quit. At that point.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Elton John could keep going and selling stadium like I
saw him at Citizens Back Park and he you know,
you know, and he keep going. It's it's not like
he's not selling tickets. Yeah, but he said he's like,
I don't want to do it, like I'm seventy seven, dude, Yeah,
I don't want to I don't want to do this anymore.
He's been doing it for fifty years maybe more. Somebody

(14:18):
tell Frankie that, poor Frankie Valley, you know what, dude,
And I hope it's not true because we talked about
the Frankie Valley story yesterday.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
You know, videos popped up.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
They just push him out on stage and he puts
a microphone up to his face, but he doesn't even
open his mouth and they just.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Play the greatest hit seeding.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
He really is a standing there, right, and it's like
Biden on stage.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
You hope that.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
It's not like some young wife who is just you know,
cashing those checks. Yeah, yeah, just pushing them out on stage.
They no, Frankie, you look great, he looks awesome.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Just collecting the money. Oasis is killing it. Uh.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
SOS has decided to get back together after like twenty
years of not touring, so they've added more shows to
this tour. At first, it started out as a pretty
small European tour and then they sold out and you
talk about they're selling out arenas, like they're selling out stadiums,
arenas like it's it's pretty big. So uh, they added

(15:16):
a bunch of shows in Jersey and throughout North America.
So they added Toronto. So a lot of these are
just second shows the cities they already announced. So Toronto
got a second show because the first show sold out.
East Rutherford MetLife Stadium, second show because the first one

(15:38):
got sold out. Rose bowlt In La second show got
added because the first one sold out. Wow, Mexico City
just added because it got sold out doing a high finally,
huh yeah, those guys in Oasis are going to.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Be doing just as long as they can do it.
They can be together. They hate each other right now.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Now you're stacking up second shows now that eleven That
eleven show tour just went to like twenty two to
twenty five.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
So I mean, once again, it's always gotta be. It's
gonna be an awkward Thanksgiving, you know, so maybe this will.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Be a good Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Finally, maybe mom has to get in between the two
and say, you know, guys, look, you can make a
lot of money if.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
You just stay together.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Pink Floyd, they are just another band that sold their catalog.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
How much do you think They sold their catalog.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
For six hundred thousand dollars? You know what, You're not
far off four hundred million.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Okay, Yeah, so Pink Floyd sold their catalog for four
hundred million bucks.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
And David Gilmour had come on.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
He came out a couple of weeks ago and said
that he just wants to sell it because he doesn't
want to have to deal with Roger Waters anymore.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
Who are the people that are buying these catalogs to
make four hundred million dollars back in what Pink Floyd
music from.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
They'll make it.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Fact, they'll make it back selling selling the music for
commercials for movies.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
I guess they get that Spotify money now that that's
what it is.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
So the band will get a check, right, they'll just
get a four hundred million dollar check. Now they don't
see another die from their their music.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
They're done, they're.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Taking they're cashing out, and now Sony will see all
the money from the Pink Floyd catalog, which is a
is a pretty substantial catalog. So yeah, the guys in
Pink Floyd are doing Okay, there you go.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Some rocket news for you.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
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We are South Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
All right.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
So earlier in the show, you brought up that your
wife couldn't find toilet paper, right she was. It seems
like people are getting scared because the strike the labor
union is striking the dock workers, and so people are
buying up toilet paper, Like, how.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Stupid does that look that you've got I don't know,
forty eight rolls of toilet paper one.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
She wanted me to stop at a Walmart.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
I said, I'm not even I would be embarrassed to
stock up on toilet paper, to look at other families
and say, look, I've got the end of it.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Well, I'm not worried about the dock workers. I'm worried
about inflation. And dude, I saw yesterday. I saw something
and it shocked me. I'm in a store and I
look down, and I'm in line, so like, I'm killing time.
So I look over and I see a regular size

(18:20):
Snickers bar. Do you know that thing is going for
a dollar fifty? Jesus, I can't tell you the last
time I bought a Snickers bar. The last time I
bought a Snickers bar, I think it was fifty seven. Yeah,
it was way under a dollar. You're right, Yeah, yeah,
it was fifty. And this is not a king size. Yeah,
this is a regular size Snickers bar.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Buck fifty.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
God, I don't even think about those things.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
And I'm like, wow, man, because as a kid, that's
all we cared about. You got enough change for mom
and dad, or you did your chores. And I had
a seven eleven that was right outside of my neighborhood
and we'd all go to the seven eleven and buy candy.
And that was a thing, dude, like you had a dollar,
you could do. If you had a dollar, you would
live like a king eating candy. I went, Uh, I

(19:04):
was a deepot.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
And when the kids are with me, we'll get like
a like a thing of Mento's gum.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, dude, it's almost six dollars. An, oh you mean
the canisters? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Started because I keep a sugar free gum in my
car constantly. And uh and yeah, man, those canisters, yeah,
four or five six bucks.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I'm like, are you nuts? That would be fun. It's
bubble gum.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
It would be fun to go back and see what
Like I haven't had in a while. I still let
them like, uh, like the lemon pies from a from
a wah wall, Like I haven't had one in years,
Like what what is that now?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
That the three or four dollars? My my bus stop
was that seven eleven.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Uh in high school and I remember I could go
to that seven eleven and I believe it was like
two for seventy five cents.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
I'd get those tasty cake chocolate chip bars.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Yeah right, Like I can't imagine what they are now
a dollar fifty for a regular sized Snickers bar.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Wow? Go on, dude, yeah, what do we do? Okay?
Have you seen Halloween candy? And what the prices are
on that? Now, dude, bag a bag?

Speaker 5 (19:59):
I'm not even kid, this is Walmart either, Do I
I cheap out?

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:04):
I go, I go Lollipop Route and uh and it's
super cheap. But if you get a say, a bag
of good stuff Snickers, twigs, kick cats, all that right, seventeen.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Dollars for a bag of wow, And I'm like like.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
And I'm supposed to give this out, I'll be shocked
to see if anyone does, because we've had we have
a few houses. As a matter of fact, guy just
moved out of my block. Man, real nice house, overpaid
for it looks beautiful. I know he's gonna be the
full sized candy bar.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Guy.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
I don't know who they do that. I don't know
what that could cost. You're looking at a dollar fifty
a kid? Do we might get, Like, I'm not kidding,
we might get five hundred kids.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
That's why I end up getting a bunch of like
dumb dumbs and Smarties on that house. Now I'm not
I'm sorry. You ain't getting Reese's pieces. He ain't getting
m and ms. He ain't gaint snickers at my house. Yeah,
you know, and uh and so. And I've started gearing
up already for Halloween because I just start I have
a bucket from last year, and I just start adding

(20:59):
on to it, and we'll go through two or three
huge buckets of candy.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
Yeah, we'll go out.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Man.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
Usually I'll leave like a little I'll be the guy.
I just leave the bowl right there on the porch,
and I'll put like some candy in there. And I
want the kids just to think that someone came before
them and just snatched the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Yeah, I'll put some empty red See. I run the table.
I run the table on my driveway. My wife takes
a little I didn't, dude, this is interesting. So my
twelve year old is he too old now? Is he
gonna go out trigger treating? I wonder my will.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Yeah, he'll go out with his friends because, honestly, guy, man,
it's them just running through the knuckle heads anyway.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yeah, I think he's old enough now to go out
and just kind of do it with his friends in
the neighborhood. But yeah, I always hang, I do a little.
I got a cooler full of beer. I let some
of the dad you know, some of the dads come in.
They drink some beers. I got a fire pit going.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
Yes, but now you got to look at that kid, like,
now you're now that shame. You have to live with
that shame because now you're putting that dumb thumb in
his bag. He's like, Oh, here's what he's like, where's
the Reese is at?

Speaker 7 (21:53):
Man?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Here's my move.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
I'm gonna come the egg year before they come, before
they get to Mike, because I set up a table
right out in my the end of my driveway before
they get there. I'll I'll pick a handful up so
I hide it. Yeah, and then I just throw it
in their bag.

Speaker 6 (22:07):
Like when I meet my bookie and I took the
money in my hand and I shake his hand.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Though they don't know that they got dollar store candy. Now,
the Snickers was mine.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
I don't know who gave you the crap two rolls
at the bottom there A little shocked by a dollar
fifty for one just regular sized Snickers. Eighteen dollars for
a bag of candy.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Yeah, eighty dude, and that's yeah. And I'm gonna say
that's even cheap. Yeah, so craziness.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Maybe Halloween start costing us hundreds of dollars to give
out candy the kids.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Dude, I just I just dropped about a buck probably
a buck twenty on pumpkins and mums.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
And and dude, those things they die, like they rot.
The pumpkins rot, the mums die. That's why I go
right the Christmas. Uh, look, we uh don't fucking think
about Christmas? What could a candy king cost it? Look,
we uh we get back with you some headlines. But
right now, I got a pair of tickets. Markie Ramone
from the Ramones is coming in two Cana throwing a

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Christmas punk rock concert.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Do you want to be part of it?

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Sig zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven
six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven.
Marky Ramone coming to Tropicana throwing a punk rock Christmas
party sig zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven.
We get back headline. We gotta get to him. We
promise you we will play him.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
It's an awesome feature right there on an iHeartRadio app
where you can just talk and send it to us.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
We'll play him on the year. I wow, have some
fun with it.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
You go to the iHeartRadio app. You search w z
x L and there's a little red microphone button. You
hit that you can send us a message. It's like
an old school answering machine, and we'll uh and we'll
play it.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
All right, this guy's uh.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
I don't know what eminem song this is, but he's rapping.

Speaker 8 (23:47):
Okay, to take this kid needs to be laughed away.
Doctor Ray, don't just stand there, oper right. I'm not
ready to leave just to scare you die. I'll have
to be carvy to sign the Semary pay to that.
If I'm coming to go, I can barely decide. I
just drank a bit o bacca.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Damn yeh, it's forgot about Drey. Okay, Yeah, that was
a good rendition. Yeah, it wasn't bad at all.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
No, Hey, Jojo, I know that you're really into golf. Yeah,
I like golf as well. I just wanted to tell
you if you ever wanted to come over to my place,
I can polish your club for you really well, and

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you can bring Scottie to if he wants.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Okay, Well, I mean my clubs are a little dirty.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought he was gonna go wash
your balls.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
I was shocked you didn't go wash your ball, polish
your club. Yeah, what a bitch. Keep your wife's off
the thing.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Can't you tame your women?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Eh?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Dudes, get control here. I love my wife calls, and
I love when your wife calls.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Yeah, this is what they do, and yeah, it gives
them an opportunity to have a comeback of things.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
We say, why don't.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Your wife just stay off it?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
You see her every morning and night and she got
your cel phone number.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Why doesn't she just call you?

Speaker 8 (25:13):
And it's freaking ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
Because I think what's call on the show is the
fact that our wives do rip us apart.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
And what you don't understand there is she does call
me and text me about all the awful things I say,
and then and then.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
She'll do a talk back.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Yeah, sometimes I'll get caught up in all that.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
By the way, man, I can't empty the lint filter,
am I dryer without thinking about your wife?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm not getting into it. Yeah, yeah, got me in trouble.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
Yeah, I know you guys haven't heard from me in
a while. I just got out of doing a little
big Well, I'm out on bail right now, but I
don't think I'll be going back anyways. But yeah, man,
love everything you guys do. I'm just catching up on
all these oldies, you know what I mean. And Yo,
what's up with no work force employee today? No more?
It's the ihall radios filling this crap up. And he

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ain't chucking out the tictre.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Now we do do the work force. The boy, that's
a lie. Where have you been by? Well, he's in jail.
Oh that's why he did a bit.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, so he was. He was in Pokey for a
little bit, that's all.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Hey, guys, I just thought of a great, great business opportunity.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
For Jojo and his mom. Yeah, I mean, we know
about Jojo and the whole you know, spend it for you.
He is getting old blah blah blah right now. Jojo
works the tombs, his mom works the crowd. We call
it South Jersey's Best Mobile DJ and B I know
what he was gonna say, b J. Yeah, he was

(26:38):
gonna say. He was gonna say it and and and
it's got to stop.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
That guy for years has been calling in and saying
really disparaging things against your mother.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Thank god she doesn't listen.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yeah, anything left go on the floor, going into trash. Yeah,
you learn you can go trash and get your back
out if you want it. You guys to cry like
a bunch of cans.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
We are beating men, and you're right, And everything goes
on the floor, does go in the trash?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
I get you, But is he talking about our wives
leave everything on the floor.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
I think that's what it is, because a lot of laundry,
lot of laundry on the floor.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Like my wife just yelled at me.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
So I did some I did some laundry yesterday and
I my son had some laundry, and.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I cleaned his room.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
She just she goes, I just spent twenty minutes looking
for something, and I go, it never dawned on you
to look in the dryer.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Oh why would it be in the dryer?

Speaker 5 (27:36):
And here's the thing. He keeps his room like a knucklehead. Yeah,
so you know.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
So I'm trying. I'm just trying to keep on top
of it.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
It's funny when they're looking for something in the obvious
place where it belongs.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
It's not.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
I'm like, well, that's why you're diving into a bundle
of clothes to try and find something.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
You mean, in the thing that keeps it clean. Yeah,
that thing? Yeah, that thing. Check the washer. Where's that?
It's like the laundry, It's like where's that.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
We have a launch Look we uh, we get back.
We're gonna knock out some tracks.

Speaker 7 (28:06):
Oh anything thirty on y y anything racket rock or
roughing at love frash.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
Here's some trash for it. One of the doctors that
was charged in the death of Matthew Perry from Friends
has pled guilty. Doctor Mark Chavez, one of the doctors
charging connection with Matthew Perry's kenemine death, played a guilty
to conspiracy to distribute kettemine in Vidraw Federal Court yesterday.
Javes sentencing is set for next April, and he could
get up to ten years behind bars. Uh.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
This is interesting.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
You know Jason Kelsey does he does that uh that
Christmas album with I think it's Lane Johnson and Joran Malata. Well,
they've added another person to the list of people that
are gonna help him out with their holiday album. This
is the third year, I believe in a row that
they're doing this is a Taylor Swift Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Oh, I don't know at all.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
I don't know how Stevie Nicks got somehow wrapped into this.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
But they put a picture up yesterday.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Stevie Nicks is going to be singing on the af
Philly Special Christmas album.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Whole point is it just the athletes? I mean, that's
the funny part.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah, so so far, no Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
On the album.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
I would say after the Eagle season how it started
this year, maybe we put this Christmas album to the side. Yeah,
and we get out there and we'll start playing some football.
Lane Johnson is not playing, and Jason Kelsey retired. Well,
he has a concussion. He should be a part of
the team. Uh, Milly Bobby Brown, give me an album
of just guys that are going through concussions.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
Oh, Milly Bobby Brown is from a Stranger Things And
she just married Jake Obonajovie. That's John bon Jovi's kid.
So they got married. They got married here in the States,
and then they went over to Italy and got married
over there, and I guess they put up some photos
and it was they looked very beautiful. So I'm glad

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for the young couple, and I'm glad for Jake Bungie Ove.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
I just haven't seen her with hair, so I don't
know what cut there. I'd imagine girl, but she's a
young man.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
I think she's only like twenty maybe maybe twenty one,
let's hear. Gwen Stefani has opened up about her love
for Blake Shelton, her husband. She said, the thing about
Blake is that you never get through a day without laughing.
You know, so much patience and kindness in his heart.
She said, I'm happier every single day. So she said, yeah,

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I don't know, but she was happy married.

Speaker 6 (30:48):
It was like a good dude, like i've him. Want
to show a couple of times he's having some fun.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Yeah, hopefully he puts away any iPads because that's what
got her ex husband, the dude from Bush and Rosy, So.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I got him pinched.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
He was banging the maid and they were texting and
his phone was hooked up to the family iPad.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
Yeah, mine was doing that with my my kid's iPad,
and so were the So were the pictures too.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah the pictures I sent you?

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Oh boy, no one, no the one? Yeah, yeah, I guess.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Yeah, John Amos. He was the father in good Times.
He was in coming to America, he was in roots.
He's passed away. I passed away a couple of days ago,
and it's sad man. I know they had some family
issues in the last couple of years where like I
think the brother and the or the son and the
daughter were fighting over who was gonna because I think

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he had dementia, Like who was taking care of him.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
The daughter she found out that her dad died through
social media.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
That sucks, man. Yeah, sometimes it hits the tabloids quicker.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Than estranged too from him. So so it's sad man.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
So John Emos Uh passed away and his family, like,
you know, you hope they come together and give him
a nice funeral.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
Hey a Diehard He was also in Diehard too, Yes,
the one where he.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Hit the snow snow in the airport, Yeah, in the airport.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Yeah, he was the he he was one of the
guys heading up the bad guys, right yep. Yeah, I
love this, And dude, I think more guys should do this.
If you know you're a bad dad, right, like if
you if you knock up abroad like this guy. There's
a reality show it's I don't know, it's one of

(32:36):
these ones on Bravo something about a restaurant, and then
it kind of took off. I don't know, Oh, it's
a I knocked up the babysitter. Sure, okay, it doesn't matter.
They're all they're all the same, right, and just came
up with the show. But these kids, like they they
they're they're they're dumb, like twenty year olds. They get
on these reality shows, they become famous, and then they.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Destroy their lives.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
So there's a guy Jaxon Taylor, right, he goes on
this show. Dude, it was he was like a waiter,
Like the show is about a restaurant, right, and he
was a waiter and he knocks up another waiter and
or a wait trips. So I guess they have kids
and they ended up getting married and now they're going
through divorce.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
This guy just signed off his rights and was like, here,
you just take the kids, and dude, I hope he
just goes back to waitering. Yeah, you know after the
cause it's that's the problem with these reality show runs.
These people think they're super famous and then the show
goes off the air and they're not famous.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
Any now you get a show like that, just think
of an uncle dian and giving you a couple bucks
to start your life out. Just think of it like
that's it's gonna it's gonna dry up. I'm like, hen't
buy your house or put a nice down payment on
a house.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
The show. The show is about waiters. Where are you
gonna go from there?

Speaker 7 (33:46):
There?

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Let's uh, this is kind of said. We'll wrap it
up with this. I told you that the show American Pickers,
which I enjoyed. Man, it was a fun show.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
The co host, Frank Fritz, he passed away the other day.
He was he never he had a stroke two years ago.
I guess he never really recovered and so he passed
away from issues from dealing with that stroke at hospice care.
So sad man only sixty years old. Like I said,
fun show. It would go out and like go to

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barns and garage sales and try and find these steals,
and they try to negotiate people, you know, negotiate with.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
With the people.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
They'd go to a guy's garage who's one hundred years
old'd be like, I'll give you fifty dollars for everything.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
He just watched the show, like if I'm gonna take
a nap, I'll put it on. Yeah, you just watch it.
You watch it and then it just goes away. Then the
tage your recovery. They came to South Jersey a bunch
of times. Man, So yeah, sad when he you know,
only sixty years old. My kids were into that Storage
Wars for a little bit. Man, they liked it.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
You know what it was, dude, I got into Storage
Wars og. I was.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
I was there, I was, I was og on that.
And then it got real fake and it got character.
It got like a soap opera and you just saw
it was all just set up.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
And I'm like, oh, this is stupid. There was some
trashy chicks.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
For that one guy. Uh huh, Yeah, I know exactly
what you're talking about. Uh. I think they may have
had a sex dame week. Wow, let's let's google that working.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Let's not.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
It's called storage Horse, let's not google it. Z x
L Enthusiasm z Z really emphasized the Z and.

Speaker 6 (35:28):
W is like what about me? Man, It's like we
got right to the Z bro.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
So I get what the stores are doing, but I
don't like it.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
My my, my big Walmart.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
They're really locking down on people stealing stuff right, like
to the point where they like brought in, uh like
a security team and they sit there and they have
these like scanners. Man, it's like the eye in the
sky and they they're watching what people are swiping. Looks
like a casino really does man. And I I because
we were getting away with murder at Walmart like it

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was and I mean we not we other people were
getting away with murder at this Walmart. So they bring
in this this tactical team. I forget what it's called.
There's a name for it. It's SWAT, but the W
stands for Walmart. It's a yah no but no, no, no
like stores like that. It's a it's a whole department

(36:22):
and they should it's the department that they're like lost
prevention is what it's called. And so so they're really
locked down the Walmart, right And dude, I watched a.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Couple the other day.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
They had two full carts and now they did the
d They did this, and this is a this is
a telltale sign that they're stealing stuff. You because and
this is your own fault. Stores. Now you got to
bring your own bags in So what people do is
they throw all the stuff in the bags in the
shopping cart, so they already kind of bag everything while

(36:56):
they're shopping. So then you get to the self checkout, right,
And anytime somebody brings two whole carts up to a
self checkout right either up to something, you don't want
to do that much work. And so what you do
is you scan a couple of things in the bag
and then maybe this bottom stuff doesn't get scanned.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
And I watched this couple. Man, they got nailed.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
And they had to go through every and they must
have two hundred things because it was two shopping carts
filled with stuff and they had to go through everything
they had. It's just too tempting, man, when.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
You give when you give us that responsibility, it easy.
I could easily scan something that costs two dollars right
next to the one that costs I don't know dollars,
and I could. I could feel like I would get
away with that.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
And you always get the dumb dumb that buys a
seventy five inch TV and scans a bag of peas
come on, and then doesn't scan the TV and.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Tries to walk out with it. But here's my issue.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
So they have these cameras now where sometimes the if
what you scan when you scan over on a self checkout,
it doesn't it doesn't take you know, or doesn't you
know it doesn't scan.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Right, they show a video.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
They'll they'll they'll stop everything, your computer will freeze up
that you're scanning on and then they'll show a video
of you swiping it and saying that it didn't swipe
right right.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Oh, so they got your own video. Okay.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
The only problem is the videos from the ceiling. So
every time this happens to me, and once again, I'm
doing the honest thing. I'm scanning it. It just didn't
scan right. So the video image of me scanning it
comes up. Dude, it's my bald.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Spot oh the top.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
And I even said to the guy the other day
the other it was like it was easily. It was stupid.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
It was like a bag of corn or something like that.
I scan it, it doesn't go. So the guy's got
to come over to unlock the computer and there's the
video frozen in time and it's just my bolts. And
I was like, dude, what a bad ecky? Can't you
get a better angle of me stealing.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (38:48):
If I'm bald on top. I think it's stitting out
a little bit. I don't see it, so luckily it's.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Not awful, but it's there, you know, like, look, I'm
an I'm an older gentleman. And it was like, it's like,
what a bad hat an angle? And I said to
the guy, I was like, dude, and he started laughing.
He's a young kid, and he started laughing. But I'm like, dude,
what it just can't you know, help me out.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
A little bit.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
If you think I'm stealing, at least take it a
good angle. To take it from my left side. I
get the bad angle of target. It's a direct head
on my whole face.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
And then that's why I want FaceTime.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Like my daughter, she was with her friends yesterday at
college and and we had just been there for parents
weekend and we were hanging out with her friends and
her friends are like, hey, we want to FaceTime your
dad because I'm the cool dad. Yeah, you are right,
and uh, and I was negotiating a deal for you
to come down and DJ aportode let's do this. So
so she's like, let's FaceTime dude, that FaceTime, my head

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looks enormous.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
Yeah, this is what happened during COVID Man when people
were doing those dude I virtual meetings.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
I hate because I have a big, stupid Irish head
and there's no good angle on a FaceTime or something
like that where my head looks good at all. Yeah, right,
And like my wife will do that, she'll face time,
and I'm like, I don't want to, like no, So
you know what I do. I throw, Like if I
face time with someone, I'll throw it on the counter
so they.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Just look at the ceiling. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
I take the cameras in the house now because it
used to show the it would show the kitchen, and
my wife would catch me like, okay, doing dishes, right whatever, Yeah,
Like now I see you know you're doing dishes. I've
gotten this before too, like I do. I went to
the pantry and I was like looking for some stuff.
She's like, all I hear over the cameras. Stop snacking.
I see you snack it.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Dude. I took that thing. I put it. I buried
it in dirt in a plant so you can look
at that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
So I'm just gonna shout out the Walmart. Look, I'm
glad that you're locking down people stealing stuff. I get
it because it's gonna affect our prices eventually. Yeah, you
get them on camera, man, you feel like they got you.
But here's a problem. Get at better camera angle so
you don't see my bald s. Fill that in or something,
you know what I mean. I gotta get that head
daddy out there. The spray paint that you can spray
paint the bald spot filter. They should use a filter, Like,

(40:54):
come on, man, what a bad camera angle? Yeah, unless
you get the hot chicken there with the with the
dress on your Like, wait a minute, I got a
top looking shot on this one.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
Look at those it really would dude.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
It's a little invasion of privacy. No, not me there,
I am swiping corn and just it's just that's just
a bald spot.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
I'm like, dude, I don't need to see that. There's
a reason it's it's in the back of my head.

Speaker 6 (41:17):
No, the bald guy, the bald guy, Take the bald
guy down.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Middle aged dude, Middle aged dude, he's stealing corn. We
get back.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
Well, it is the ZX one Show one hundred point
seven ZXL South Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
There's some things I just I really dragged my feet
on spending money on. And those things are shoes. I'm
not a shoe person. When I buy a pair of
shoes I wanted the last years. You know, I have
a pair of Sketchers, Sketcher like knock off Doc Martin's. Yeah,
I've had them since nineteen ninety nine. How many pairs

(41:58):
of shoes do you have in your close?

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Do you have? Like kind of shoes you wear?

Speaker 5 (42:02):
I just got a new pair of dress because I
just got a new suit. So I just got a
new pair of dress shoes. And that you kind of
have to and and so like when you get a suit,
you gotta get the shoes that match the suit. So
but the shoes I wear every day, Like I got
a bunch of shoes, I don't wear, Like I got
a bunch of Chuck tailors, and I ain't never wear
them because I don't wear pants, and it hurts you,

(42:25):
like I only wear shorts. So I'm like, so, really
I'm either in sperries or sneakers. Now here's my problem.
My go to sneakers are my my new balances, not
not white Dad new balances, but new balance. But the
problem was it was stupid of me because I like
these pair. I stained my mom's deck at the beginning

(42:48):
of the summer and I got some paint on them.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
They're they're now mowing the lawn shoes.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Right, And so the other thing is now my Sperris,
which I wear the most, now the the the rubber
heel part is coming off, so like now when you
walk you can feel it flopping. And so now I'm like, ah,
but like I'm I'm the type of guy where I'm
like type yeah, like I don't want to like I

(43:15):
don't want to spend money on shoes, Like that's that
to me is it's such a waste of money because
I know, to get a new pair of sneakers is
going to be one hundred bucks or more. The new
pair of Sperry's probably gonna be seventy five bucks. And
I'm like, they could spend that money on other stuff.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
It got to a point where my wife would spend
we first met, she would. It was the purses. It
was the I'm not kid like like you were there
when we moved. She had like a hundred pair of shoes.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
It was my wife. My wife has a whole closet.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
It was she's been stacked up to the ceiling.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
My wife has nothing as a whole closet that's nothing
but shoes and purses.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
And it finally convinced her. I said, go quality over quantity,
and she did. She started taking the stuff out, and
I don't know, listen, man, bags go out, they usually
go to your house and dude, bro, it's still packed
in there. But it was a point where I wouldn't
spend money all myself, and I finally started to. But
here's what I do. Here's how weird it is. If
I find something I like, like a pair of shorts
or like it, I buy a bunch of it. Like

(44:09):
T shirts I like, I'm a T shirt and jean guy. Yeah,
probably like eleven T shirts from the same place.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Because yeah, when something fits.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Right, you're like, okay, man, Like I have I have
jeans that I got I don't know, maybe twelve years ago,
and I love them. But the problem is, in the
twelve years since I bought these two pair of jeans,
now everything is that skinny fit. Yeah, and I can't.
I'm never gonna get these jeans back.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yep. Yeah, and it sucks.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
And I'm like, I wore a bootcut, guys, I want
these jeans, the relaxed fit.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Those are these.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Jeans, right, I want the dude, they're they're Massimo jeans
from the Target. And uh and and now it's like
everything and there's nothing worse than watching like a guy
who's fat try and try and like squeeze into skinny jeans. Ye,
Chris Christy, you just look like you look like colliflower.

(45:03):
Like it's just you have the stalk and then that
big just a big bulge out.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
You know. I just want to grab you by the
legs and bite you. Dude. That's that's the worst.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
You go to a casino on a Friday or Saturday
night and you got these guys who are just fat,
they're sweaty, and they're just they got these jeets of
it's it looks so uncomfortable. But uh but yeah, man,
I just can't pull the trigger.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Now. Usually here's what happens.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
My wife will get fed up, Like she'll see that
my sperries, the the the rubber, the the you know what,
what's that called the soul, The soul is starting to
come undone. And uh, and she'll order them for me.
And so that's what I'm waiting for, yes, for her
to do. She'll be like, I'm just, I'm just I'm
just gonna order you a new paira shute, dude.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
I'm the I'm gonna I go to the outlets for everything, man. Everything.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
Every pair of shoes I got from the outlets is
it's I don't know, it says it was, Hey it
was one seventy nine, but wow, it's on sale, you
can get it. I don't know, it's eighty five percent
off like that. That's where I live, man. When it
comes to shore one.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Hundred percent, dude, I don't each like once again.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
And maybe that's from where, you know, growing up, like
my mom never spent a ton of money on uh
school clothes or shoes or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Like we always were like a famous footwear family.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
And so maybe that's stuck in my head where I'm like,
I can't spend one hundred dollars one hundred and twenty,
one hundred and fifty dollars on a pair of shoes.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
And now I get it, man, because like back when
I was in school, seventh, eighth, ninth grade, you would
go shoe shopping and I there were pairs. There were
times where I would get a pair of shoes that
was almost one hundred dollars. Like, now I get the
anger my dad had because one hundred dollars back then
would be like me spending five hundred dollars on a
pair of shoes now and.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
You're gonna outgrow them. Yeah, that's the kicker man, you know.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
And and like, yeah, I remember air Jordan's were one
hundred bucks when I was a kid, Those original air
Jordans were one hundred bucks. And you're like, I don't know,
one hundred dollars like that was that was huge money
back then.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
The shoes sucked down.

Speaker 8 (46:56):
Man.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
You can't find a good pair of leather shoes. They're
all like this fabric now real lightweight, but they're not.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
They might last. My wife.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
I love dingo boots, like when I and when I
if I get dressed up or something, I like wearing
dingo boots. And I don't know if you know what
they they're like dingo boots, like an ankle high boot.
Oh yeah right, And so so it's because I keep
my knife.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
In it, and well, in case you get bit by
a Rattlesnake. So I like these.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
I like those boots, and my wife bought me a
really nice pair and it was and they were expensive,
and I was like, I you know.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
I I was like, okay, it was it was a nice.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
Gift, but I'm like, I'm not gonna you know, like,
I would never buy it for myself.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Do you know, after like a year or two, I
want to go take the shoe off. And I did
that thing where I put one foot to the back
of my other foot to.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Take the shoe off.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Ye dude, it ripped the sole off the boot. And
I'm like, dude, these were expensive. Like that's how crappy
quality these are.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Like this sucks. I just loved them in a hotel room.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
I got a pair of Cowboy boots my wife bought me.
I should have brought them Tennessee why I didn't.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Yeah, they're like they're medium high cowboy boots. She wanted
me to wear with jeans. Okay, yeah, okay, that's where
it is. Hop along Jojo.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
I got a pair of real Doc Martin's, like the
boots that like kids hate their mom and daddy. I
got a pair of those two. So you're heavy, though,
I walk like Fred munster Man.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
So every time we go to Nashville, it's my favorite
part of the trip is when all the girls will
get caught up in the Nashville life and they'll all
buy cowboy boots and they'll.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Put them on.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
But if you've ever been to Nashville, there's a lot
of hills, and so by the second night, their legs
are on fire because they're not used to walking in
cowboy boots.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
Yeah, they do it right too, because you can buy
them because you love them sitting them there, they send
them right here. I almost got caught up. But the
girls were looking at boots. They're all together looking at boots,
and I'm like, yeah, hey, these look kind of cool.
And the guy came over and he slapped me across
the face. He says, snap out of it. You're never
gonna wear a boot. You're right, dude, You're right.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
I will never wear the Yes, I got a buddy.
We were in Nashville. He comes over to me, he goes,
I just got a I just bought a pair of boots,
and I go, oh jesus. He's a lawyer in Philadelphia,
and I go. What do you mean Cowboys for? He
got him in Kelly Green for the Eagles game day.
I get this, dude.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
Yeah, what a waste of money football Fridays.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Man, he'll look great. Look we get back. We'll do
a thing called You think you have a.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Best You think you've got in bed. Kevin Michael O'Brien
as a seventy two year old inmate at a correctional
facility in Norfolk, Massachusetts, but for a short while he
was free. Video surveillance footage showed that O'Brien managed just
to walk away from the prison grounds on Tuesday and

(49:49):
go into the woods. After a call went out, the
search was on. He was found a few hours later
at a car dealership. O'Brien was initially locked up on
a car theft wrap and is now being charged with
escape from the facility, which might they might want to
make it a little bit harder just to walk away.
This used to happen. My grandfather was in a nursing
home in the beautiful city of Stratford, New Jersey. Yeah,

(50:11):
and this would happen constantly.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
They would let the people. They had a huge front.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
Porch the in the nursing home and they let the
old people just sit on the front porch, and every
now and then an old.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Guy would just get up and walk with you. If
you don't look suspicious, you'll you know what you're doing.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
So then they had to go and put an apb
out on the on the old guy just wandering the
streets of Stratford. A former principal and assistant principal with
the Boston Public School District have been forced to pay
a four thousand dollars fine if there was found out
they've broken the state's conflict of interest law. It seems
that tickets to see Hamilton, the Broadway play Hamilton, were

(50:47):
donated to the school, but the two school officials opted
to use the tickets for themselves.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Oh well, me and you do all the time. This
is illegal, Oh come on.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Natasha Halkenny and Kareemrana admitted to using the tickets, which
were given as a gift to the school to raise money,
but instead they used it to go see Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
If nobody gets hurt you now, is it really lyon? Ah?

Speaker 5 (51:12):
Me and you would do it in a second. We've
done it, not as much as we used to, not
as much as we used to. The family the Pimps
Together stays together for almost twenty five years. A Florida
man and his mother reportedly ran a prostitution ring. Police
say Margaretta von Lambert great name, used her realtor's license
as a means of laundering illicit proceeds for her son.

(51:35):
According to Daffi David, many of the escorts working for
the mother son team were registered as real estate agents
and had valid real estate licenses. Their company, Pretty Women Escorts,
reportedly offered the services of Latin, American and European women
for three to four hundred bucks an hour. This business,
in turn, was allegedly hidden behind another company that was

(51:55):
used as a real estate firm. So they were laundring money,
is what they were doing. But really they were.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Pips, you know what.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Once again, entrepreneurial spirit, right, I mean, if you're if
you're able to do it and you're okay with it, Yeah,
why should she how to.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Run a business? Yeah? Right.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
It's a little weird though, the mother's son prostitution thing is.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
A little weird. S Okay.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
So again I'm with someone who's watching that epics video, right, Yeah,
I'm like, okay, you know, I bring up volid point here.
If she wants to do some type of service on him,
and that's gonna skyrocket her level up.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
In the company, why shouldn't she be able to do it?

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. We we all have had
to take these hr videos. So what you're saying is
if he doesn't ask, but she offers, okay, right, he's
her boss, Okay, is he's her boss?

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Now she.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
Offers, yeah, some some sexual pleasure to get a promotion?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Is that wrong?

Speaker 6 (53:05):
Isn't that showing that she's working harder than the other
girls in the office will do her?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
No, he's offering it to him.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
She's like, hey, you know, by the way, this helps
me get that spot that I'm gonna get this question wrong?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
You will?

Speaker 6 (53:20):
You better leave? So my buddy has he's uh, he's
now using the reference that we use on the show,
take her to the zoo.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Okay, finally caught off by the way. Okay, and now
we have to be I have to tiptoe around this.
So have you ever seen Rocky. There's a scene in
Rocky where, if you the original Rocky Rocky at the beginning,
he works for.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
The mob's a loan shark. He's a collector. He breaks
guy's legs. Yeah right, well, no, he.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
Doesn't lets them off the hook because they have to
work to pay it back.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
That Rocky was really on the side.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
So he's not he's not a good he's not he's
not a good leg breaker. He's a Yeah, he's a
nice guy to collect money. And so so he goes
up to I guess either I forget if it was
to give the guy cash or to get cash from
one of the mobsters. And he talks about how he's
going to take out Pauli's sister, who is Adrian. Yes,
and the guy said take her to the zoo, and

(54:23):
I'll take her to the zoo. But then I didn't
realize until I saw a meme pop up he actually
took her to the zoo.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
Oh he did. Oh, yeah, they went to the zoo.
They went to they remember they were in front of
the line or the.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
So the guy says that he was right and then
he actually took her to the zoo.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
That makes sense. Yeah, where would Rocky have taken her
if the driver for his book he didn't tell her
to take him.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Maybe a Rocky's like, what am I going to.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
Do with this broad So we maybe I'll take her
to pat Stakes and he's like, wait a minute, the
guy told me to take her to the zoo.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
They love to give it all the great restaurants in
South Philly, and he takes her to the zoo. So so
has an inside joke on the show.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
We always say, take her to the zoo. That sounds
like somebody who really likes the zoo.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
And the thing is, if there's nine people out there
that get it, we laugh at.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
It and we love the fact that you have people
have gotten a peoples.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Me and said, I know exactly what you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
So yeah, So so you know, like I think President
Joe Biden likes the zoo.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
So my buddy, who has a real job, has used
it in real meanings and I'm like, no, no, no, no,
it works here because this is what I do. For example,
so I got into kind of a back and forth
with one of the neighbors, right, so I was breaking
balls of another neighbor.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
So I had to get in my I had to
go back and say, bro, you know what I do
for a living.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
Please don't take anything that I say.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
I got a real job, even though I talk to
my wife.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
I was like, you understand I can say those things
because that's part of my job is to say those things.
I made a horrific comment about her ethics video, like
an awful, awful one. Yeah, but it's to say what
I would make on the show. And in the real
world it doesn't fly. No, I can't do that. This
is not the real world.

Speaker 7 (56:08):
No.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
But I tell my buddy is like, Bro, you're in
a real workplace. If someone comes up and you can
really figure that out, dude, you could be fired. I
couldn't wait hard.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
It's not hard to just google take her to the
zoo and then see what it means. Yeah, you're gonna
know what the guy says.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
Man what he says about Adrian.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yeah, and she wasn't. He said Rocky.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Glass was off and she all of a sudden became
his accountant. She was just slow And I get that
that's cool, but she never was Here's the problem. I
don't understand where that came from in Rocky where they
said that she was having mental issues.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
By the fourth movie, she's the smartest person in the room.

Speaker 6 (56:43):
She was hot, she was smart, she's educated.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Suit of rock You remember trying to read those que cards. Yeah,
Rocky was way dumber than Adrian. It only took one
movie and.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
They go, was it that coma got her brighter?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Everybody, thanks for calls today. They're always welcomed on the show.

Speaker 6 (57:01):
Glad when you're all just when it's so sad, because
like my family, we do and when my wife says, hey,
why don't we go to the zoo, I'm like just
shaking my head.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
I'm like, it's gotten so burned out of my house
where like even my in laws will just roll their eyes.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Because I say it all the time. Hey, start right there,
we'll kick off a rock block.

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Yeah, warming up, chick and I'm like, I'm a doown
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