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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, wake up, wake up, way up.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
And this show, isn't it. Oh hey man, what's happening?
My woh wah was popping this morning?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Thing's going on. Yeah, I pull in.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I couldn't even get into a because they do that
thing where they close one section off of the the
gas pumps because they got him on both sides. So there,
I get it. Because they only got one guy working,
so there must have been like five or six cars.
I couldn't even get into a pump.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I know the guy a little bit because I stopped
there every morning, and uh, I was like, man, you're
you're you're popping this morning's like it's.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Been all night.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, I hope, I just it's doing this. Yeah, it's
been so crazy. I hope I didn't insult the gas
guy this morning. But it's a different guy, and I'm like,
hey man, it wasn't the guy. It was a different guy.
But it was like a like a kid yeah, and uh,
so he's got real long finger nails. Now. I since
I got my braces, I can't bite my nails anymore,
so my nails get a little long. Different guy, you
(01:47):
got brains. Yeah, sixteen year old. So his nails are long,
but not long like mine long like right, like real
long like. Yeah. I don't know. Listen, I don't care
what you do on the weekends. But maybe tonight you're
gonna paint them and head out and hit the town up.
I don't know. I don't care whatever you do. If
you're happy, I love it. Man, Dude, do your thing.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Like I have a Like if you have a wife
and you sleep next door, you can hear the nails
hitting the phone or the iPad, like you could get
that they're that long.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Well that's what he was doing. He was trying to
hit the pad to put the numbers in the car
number and all this stuff into the thing there. Yeah,
and you could tell. It's definitely it's harder to do
with the nails. We must really enjoy his weekends or
not care about it. I'm like, not, just cut your
nails back a little bit, man, you would fly right
through that, like you see women with real, real long nails.
How do you even do that? Like you're trying to
type on a keyboard with your nail. Are you a
(02:35):
keep the receipt guy or toss the receipt guy? I
don't need the receipt. Yeah, the receipt goes away. Yeah.
I like that when they're like you want to re
see him like nope, yeah, I think just in Those
receipts are like like two feet long on them, like
you just kill the tree man. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I'm also a if I get change, if I'm using cash,
just toss it in the U you need it, take
it jar.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, I don't want to. I don't want to. I
don't want to deal with change. Yeah, there's one there
too for I don't know, kids with problems or something.
Remember that Jerry Lewis.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
There used to be a Jerry Lewis can and you
would put the change in there, and then it was
it was like a like a dog that was dying,
and it was like, here, put the change in for
the dog that's dying.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Tell you what you really want my money? Man, I've
I haven't seen him in a while, but it used
to be a big plastic tug where you put the
penny in the slide, and you would watch it go
around and round and round like a child. I'd be like, YO,
give me some change.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
But that's you know.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
If I'm gonna give you money, I want to. I
want something out of it. Well, you put something like
that in a while, I'll sit there for like two
minutes and watch that thing roll around. I got whagged
twice the other day at a Walmart. They asked me
if I wanted to donate when I was checking out
right on the computer, if I wanted to donate to
the people who got flooded for uh Helene. And so
I was like, no, like.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I want to, but no inflation, I don't trust And
then I and then and my way out. The guy
who checks your receipt he's holding a bucket for breast
cane answer and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
You're getting me on all like all over the place
here some of there's a woman with breast cancer on
top of a house around water. She's like, I got
nothing for this. Yeah, I know I gave two bucks
to breast cancer.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Because I didn't. I'm sorry for anyone who was dealing
with haween. I did not donate to that. But I did,
uh for breast cancer.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
We'll be careful, man, because even a wow. They asked
if you want to round up to the nearest dollar,
and I gotta say no, My coffee's two. Oh too.
I wish it was just two dollars. I would just
pay the two dollars, but two just rounded to two dollars.
But if you round, I think ninety eight cents for
whatever they're trying to get.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And I think the move is they think people are
lazy and we'll just hit yes, just just to try
and go to the next window. You're trying to trick me, man, right,
And so that's that's I think that's the move.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
But but yeah, I feel bad.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I see no that it's the worst when the cashier
will actually ask you that, do you want to donate
to kids who are dying?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Uh? No, No, I just want to buy my dog food.
You say it real loud. It's over the speaker mile four.
It doesn't want to donate to the kid spread now
he said no to the kids with cancer. You believe
this guy. Everybody off Friday, We're gonna find a ZXL
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Speaker 4 (05:09):
I know it's gonna be a good giveaway. I'm just
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Speaker 3 (05:15):
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once again we don't we're not one hundred percent confirmed.
Let's just put it that way. But I know it's
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we'll circle back. Okay. It's one hundred point seven ZXL,
(05:36):
South Jersey's rock station in the CXL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody,
do it live. I can go all write it and
we'll do it lit and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good
morning or some news for use. Uh.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
The union representing forty five thousand striking US DOC workers
at Eastern Gulf Sports reached a deal yesterday to suspend
a three day strike until January fifteenth, to provide a
time to negotiate a new contract.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And enjoy all that toilet paper. You dummies, you have
jobs with forty eight rolls of toilet paper stacked up
in your garage. I know because I got stacks of
paper towels. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
So yeah, just like that, it's all over once again.
I was at the supermarket. There was plenty of toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah what there was? I line out to Costco. My wife,
She's like, I might even gosos having issue. Well, you
gotta buy in bulks. Got when the end of the world,
I need, I need a hundred rolls of toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
A man riding an electric bicycle was killed Wednesday after
police said he was involved in a collision with a
car in Atlantic City.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Atlantic City Police.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Responded to the one hundred block of North Maryland Avenue
at about one pm on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
A fifty seven year old man was riding the bike
and got hit. The driver, a forty year old woman
from Mount Laurel, remained on the scene and cooperated with investigators.
So we don't peddle anymore. That's just gone away with
electric bikes. We're just cruising our way into childhood, obc.
So we were we were in Virginia Beach over this
summer and they had their hotels are like right on
(07:03):
the beach and there's a cement boardwalk where people bicycle
and stuff, and no one bicycles. Now it's all electric bikes.
So you're not getting any exercise, No dude.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I was watching a guy try and do one of
those Surrey carts with his wife, So he's gonna have.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
A heart attack. Pedal. That's the problem for people bikes, man,
you get one pedal or it's poor.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Guy probably tapping in on three hundred pounds, his wife
probably two point fifty and he so he's pedaling away. Yeah, dude,
her feet are like up, like not even trying to
help pedal go faster.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Harold, shut up. Jane, a hair stylist and makeup artist
who work with Garth Brooks, has filed the lawsuit against
the Country Icon, accusing him of sexual assault and battery.
The plaintiff says he raped her, exposed his genitals and buttocks,
spoke openly about sex and related fantasies, changed clothes in
her presence, and said sexually explicit text messages, with each
(07:59):
incident taking place through twenty nineteen. So it could be uh,
the next guy to get canceled as Garth Brooks. Yeah,
now the cowboy hat doesn't look so cool. Never was
a Garth Brooks man. I remember my brother his first wedding.
His wedding song was a Garth Brooks song. Was her
friends in low places everybody loves. I don't know it was.
It was like it was I don't know much about
(08:19):
Garth Brooks, but it was a Garth. I remember it
was a Foo's scoot and boogie and Dad's Brooks then down. Oh,
I give it my Brooks mixed ups.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
So I remember being fifteen at my brother's wedding, and
I remember even I.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Was like, this is a stupid song. Yeah, that's probably
one of those stupid and they got the vorce and
then she died. It's just weird.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Who did my brother's first wife? Oh wow, Yeah, he
didn't kill her anything. She died on her own. Just
to let everyone know that.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
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(09:11):
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Speaker 4 (09:13):
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six fifty nine outside Right now at one hundred point
seven XL satur He's rock Stations zx S XL catchers
the rock station ZXL one show. I hope that I'm
not holding my kid back, but I'm hearing stories about
(09:54):
kids that do a lot of homework at night. Now
he's one grade above where my kid is. My kid's
been in school now three, he's probably right, yeah, homework,
probably not not no work. And I keep going, dude,
do you have any homework? And he goes, have you
heard from my teacher? And I go okay, okay, okay,
all right, okay.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
So he's getting some balls I'm like, all right, yeah, no,
I haven't heard from you, teacher. He goes, because we
have a free period, and I do it during my
free period.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Good for him, man, Yeah, like my eleven year old,
he could be completely lying to me. I don't know,
like my eleven year old, like he actually again, we
have to say, hey man, it looks like you have
a test, yeah, coming up? Are you ready? A kind
of I'm like, okay, not not kind of let's sit
down and study. When you're an astronaut, you don't want
to hear. I think I can do it. Not. I
(10:39):
think that's how the Challenger when it launched. I think
that's the last thing they said. We're kind of ready.
Oh rings, no old rings, We're fine and listen. I
get it. My wife and I we realize both of
us just got by in high school. That's what we did.
We did the book before we read it. That's how
we did it.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Back at it now, I worked harder, not working than
I would have if I just study.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You should I tell my kids. He's like, just study
for the test, and when you sit down in front
of the test. Unlike me, that dealt with anxiety because
I was going to fail or report cards where I
would just get d's. You don't have to worry about
all those things. Yeah, I I really, I mean literally,
I worked hard on not working. Yeah, and you got
and you got by. And that's what he is. He's
a kid that just gets by. So I'm listening to
(11:21):
the other parent. Now his kid has like two hours
of homework. I'm like, how is two hours two hours
of homework a night? Right? I'm like, what is he in?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
What's he gonna be the next Steve Jobs?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
He's in that where's that thing for advanced kids? Gifted
and talented? I'm like, Okay, he's a I like exactly
where my kid is. Now. My kid's not gifted and talented.
But he's got a little program because his reading's not
so well. He dealt with COVID, he had some ear issues,
so he's a little delayed. But he's in one of
(11:55):
these classrooms. But he got like two teachers. It's it's
so good that the teacher said an on parent night.
If he takes a test and he fails it, you
just take it again to get through it. Like these rules,
So do I. This is and this is why we're.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Building a generation of dummies by the way. Yeah, and
I'm not going your kid dumb. I know you're kid.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
He's very he's just as an issue he's dealing with late.
But but we're building a generation. Yeah, the same as
with mine.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
He doesn't like school. No one likes school. You're super
super lazy. Like I watch my kid. You talk about
how like you call yourself like like ninety eight percent Joe,
where yeah, you'll do a job and get ninety eight
percent done. Ninety five dude, my little guy is forty
seven percent.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Like he's not even that a half yet. I explained
to my kid, I know now, the younger one, he's
super smart. He does his homework, likes to do it.
I was like, okay, we don't have to worry about
this one. But I told him, fun listen, he says,
school's prison. I was like, you're exactly right, it is prison, son,
but you gotta get through it. So get through school
and I'll well, well, we'll guide you in the right direction,
you'll make money, you'll be successful. It's a same thing
(13:00):
when it comes to sports on the weekend. It's like,
I don't push him to get in sports because I
don't want them. I don't need him to be at
soccer three games on a Saturday. I'm selfish because that's
what college football is for. I like to watch college football.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Me and my wife stayed at a hotel in Wilmington,
Delaware last weekend, right for my daughter's college parent Day.
It was filled with parents for a hockey tournament. And
my wife and I are looking at this, Yeah, you
got some parents had multiple kids in this tournament, so
you got to pay to get in the tournament. They
(13:33):
had to pay to drive to wherever they drove from,
they had to pay for a hotel. Oh yeah, right,
you ain't eat yet, and then.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
They got to eat.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Dads are at the bar drinking, So I'm like, I'm like, Jesus,
I can't imagine what this tournament's costing the parents.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
And then your kid's not going to be the next
grat Sky did. That's what I tell my kid. Again,
I'm beating him down into the ground like my kid was. Then, Yeah,
I'd send him to a soccer tournament, but he's not,
and maybe maybe we're missing out on that the next
soccer great star. And it was my child. But I'm like,
it's not what weekends are for. Weekends are for the parents.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Man.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, so I.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Guess I'm the same way. To me, I'm just like,
you know, let a kid be a kid. And you
know what, he hasn't asked me about it. Like if
all his friends want to, I would do that. If
he was interested, I would support them. That's like, I
feel bad for my son because I made mistakes with him.
And one of them was like I did push him
in the sports and he just wasn't into it. Yeah,
(14:31):
you know, he wasn't into it and I was and
I was the dad like I coached and everything like that,
and and he just was like, yeah, this is not
my thing.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, my kid doesn't want to do wrestling this year.
And it kills my wife. She's like why He's like,
you know what, I just didn't love it. I'm like,
I gotta respect that, man. Yeah, he just didn't love it.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
No, you know what, he loves Minecraft. Yeah, you know,
he loves Fortnite, That's what he loves. The weekends before
that's when, yeah, he just wants to hang out, play
some video games, hang out with your friends. But say
there's something I watched an interview the other day and
it was a guy and he talked about he goes.
The part of the problem with this generation, they call
(15:09):
it the anxious generation, is we've taken away kids just
experiencing being on their own, playing with their friends. Right,
everything is a date, it's a playdate, it's sports, it's
everything like that. But the whole thing with growing up,
you would hang out with kids, and if you got
into a fight, you'd figure out how to resolve it. Right,
(15:31):
if you did something stupid, you would get embarrassed by it,
and that would change the way you thought. And we
don't have that anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, you found a pile of bricks and a piece
of wood, you made a bike rampy. You figured those
things out. I didn't have to go tell you to
make a bike ram. You just did well.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Like and you got in a fight with your friend.
Either you punched each other or you yelled at each other,
but you figured it out. Now the parents intervene. Now
we're having meetings with parents and teachers.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
It's like it's we've just we've we've we've just got
our kids off from growing Yeah. I tell my kids
just go walk outside. We live up against woods. I
don't know, go just walk through the trail. On the woods.
I was like, I don't care, dude, I don't care.
If you could attack by apostle, at least you've got
a great story coming back. Hey, dad, I got attacked
by apostle.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Just just just go have fun, do something right. It
doesn't have to be one hundred percent organized by parents
all the time. And that's our fault, one hundred percent
our fault.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Look, we get back, man, I will do some rocks,
Jojoe and Scottie rock news.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
There's some rock news for you.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
David Gilmour, now he's uh, four hundred million dollars richer.
I guess he's got to split with the other guys
in Pink Floyd. But they sold their catalog. We talked
about it yesterday, So they got four hundred million bucks,
and so a lot of people are He's also promoting
an album, so he's doing the circuit of you know,
like interviews and stuff. When asked if you'd ever work
(17:09):
with Roger Waters again, now, Roger Waters is an odd duff.
Roger Waters is very pro Palestine.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
He has spoke out about a lot of things. He's
very vocal. A lot of people call him.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
An anti Semiti and David Gilmore said that there's no
chance that him and Roger Waters will ever work together
ever again. And David Gilmore was very open about wanting
to sell the catalog, so they would have no connection anymore, right,
So they would they don't need to deal in business
settings at all, you know, they're not.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
They're they're on a zoom call with a lawyer.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
They don't have to do any of that anymore because
they sold off their catalog. So David Gilmore not the
biggest Roger Waters fan.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
I mean when you have to split it though, Yeah,
four hundred million doesn't seem like so much, so I
think you would have.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
It's interesting because there's a couple guys, so Rick Right right,
I think he is the keyboardist. He died in two
thousand and eight, so I'm guessing his family gets a.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Cut of that, right, kids are like, yeah, sell this
catalog man. Then you have Gilmore, he gets a cut,
Roger Waters, he gets a cut.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
But then it's interesting, like David Gilmore and Roger Waters
were the ones that kind of wrote the songs, so
they get more money than Rick right, the keyboardist.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, like I'm sure Bruce Springsteen doesn't split it with
the E Street Band, but don't sid Barrett was with
the band right before Dark Side of the Moon. So
does he get a cut? Hey?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I mean he died years ago, like they wrote Dark
Side of the Moon about him because he had a
mental breakdown. So it's interesting who gets what I would
like to see a breakdown of of who gets how
much money.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I'm sure you got a table of lawyers just trying
to figure that whole thing out. Well, that's always a
big thing. Like the band Live.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
That was a big issue with Live was Ed Kowalta,
the lead singer. He went to their lawyer and said, hey, man,
like I write all the song, I want a bigger
cut than all the other guys in the band. And
that was a big point of contention between the band
and the reason that Live isn't with Ed Qualchick anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Ozzy Osbourne, he's is he gonna be? I guess Ozzie's
going into the Hall of Fame. I guess what solo?
I guess he was in Black Sabbath. He got in
for Black Sabbath, but I guess he's going in Okay, right?
Is he going as the Osbourne Show? So he's going in,
(19:36):
Jack Kelly, Kelly's going in, but for some reason he
was He was being interviewed and he said that Billy
Idol should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
He said his music is timeless, that he should be
inducted in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Billy's
been eligible since two thousand and seven, and so far
he has not been inducted to be and Roll Hall
of Fame.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
So so yeah, So Ozzie hunh.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Going going sold, going to bat for his boy man,
I mean, are they friends?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I don't know. I just feel like like I'm dumb.
So I just feel like anyone who's British is friends
with another person who's British. Like when you're like when
your buddy works at UPS, You're like, oh my god,
do you know Tom?
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, bro ups Man, Like I'm not on the same truck.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I'll mean a kid or somebody I want to high school,
Like I went the same high school as me.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I'd be like, do you know this person?
Speaker 4 (20:30):
But they graduated twenty years after me, and I'm like,
you're not going to know that person. Uh so yeah,
So Ozzy's a big fan of Billy Idol. Who knew
that that the OZ would love Billy Idol?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Maybe you got it mixed up. He meant to say,
Billie Eilish. So more rock and Roll Hall of Fame stuff.
Kelly Clarkson it's been announced will induct Foreigner into the
twenty twenty four Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. How
has that happen? What ties does she with Foreigner? Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
But Kelly Clark's it will be inducting Foreigner into the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
First of all.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I mean, look, I'm not I'm not. I don't want
to I don't want bad mount like Foreigner.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Really they are to rock music, which she is to entertainment, dude,
the wallpaper, she's the She's the Foreigner of talk shows.
So it's gonna be on Disney Plus this year. It'll
air live on Disney Plus October nineteenth. And uh, it's Ozzy.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
We talked about Dave Matthews band is getting inducted, Peter
Frampton's getting inducted, and Share plus many more.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Like what Dave.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Matthews has to sell their catalog? I mean you got
what is there like ten people in that band? I
just split that much. Well at least the one guy's
gone to he's done some kids kids. That was the
fiddle players, which fiddle rhymes with dinnell. Yeah, that's no news,
that's bad news. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I think that Dave gets all the money. I don't
think the band sees a lot of money. I think
I think the majority if Dave Matthew's ever sold, which
by the way, Jen Rock Station, Okay, I don't think.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
I think maybe maybe fifty pulled parking spot.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
And I opened the door up and I see somebody
had just thrown like a bottle of iced tea or
something on the ground, right bottle two. Then they pour
it out in the bottle. It was the bottle and
it was like somebody had run and somebody had like
run it over, so it was like squashed. So but
it was like right next to my driver's side door,
so I kind of had to step over it.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
As I got out of my car. I don't think
about it.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
I go do my uh my shopping. I come back
to my car. Dude, here's the issue. Tell me how
you would deal with this. There's about one hundred bees
that are in the bottle now because I guess the
sugar in it, right, and it had spilled out all
over the parking lot. So there's about one hundred bees.
(22:59):
It's directly next to my driver's side door. How do
you deal with that situation?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Well, a real man would swat his way through it
to get into his car. But I think I'm going
in the passenger side. Man. Oh wait a minute, you well,
what's the setup. Obviously it's not a bench seat like
the old truck and car. I'm not driving a Camino. Okay,
So now you gotta you gotta. You got some climbing
to do.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
My friend, So I go, and so I try, I
try and be the man, right, And now there's like
people walking around too.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
They must think I'm crazy.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
So I'm like trying to swat like one of those
stupid bags that you had to buy, like one of
those cloth bags at these bees, which are just pissing
the bees off.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
More. Yeah, they'll come at you, man. Yeah. So the
and these are like these are bees that sting. These
aren't like bumble bees. These are these are stingers, right,
And so I'm like, okay, all right, so now what
so yeah, what do I do? So now I'm scratching
my head?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
I uh, and so like I think, all right, do
I have Sometimes I keep like a case of water
in my trunk. I'm like, do I have water in
my trunk? Maybe I can get enough water and just
toss it. Did they all fly away?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
This is all so you don't want to climb over
the console? Probably? Yeah? Yeah? Really have you ever been
attached by bees, like a swarm of bees? No? And
I don't want to. I don't want to be Yeah,
I don't. I would think I was like third or
fourth grade. I was in the woods for some reason.
I'm just in the woods trying to chop down a tree,
and they were I don't know if they were bees
with stingers or some type of bees that just bite,
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but man, you start getting stunk. You're I'm running through
the woods, running to get home. That's a weird, weird feeling.
So I understand your anxiety at this point. Yeah, I
don't want that. No, I don't want that.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
I'm allergic to bees. I think it's probably a hundred bees. Right,
They're just and they're right at my driver's side door.
So I'm like, all right, so I popped the trunk.
I got no water anything to throw on them, so
I don't even know if that would work.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
No, it wouldn't work at all.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
No.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh, bees survive rain all the time. And I'm like, okay,
so what do I so? So then I so then.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
I started thinking, all right, I'm gonna have to go
into the passenger side door and I'm gonna have to
climb over the console onto the driver's side seat.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
And I'm like, do I want to like I look crazy?
I look like a crazy person because there's people. This
is like a busy time of the day.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
There's people walking around constantly, and so I'm like, so
they're gonna watch me open up my passenger side door
and have to climb over into my driver's seat.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
If I see this, I'm watching this whole thing go down.
I'm not moving this. I want to see me and
my battle of bees. So I'm like okay.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I was like all right, So finally I go and
I pop open the passenger side door because I've I've
been there like five minutes trying to cut like how
I'm gonna take.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
On these bees? And uh so I I open up
the door.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
I'm sitting in the passenger seat and I'm like, now
I got to get my ass over the console. Right,
and uh, I'm not as limber as I used to be,
So it was, uh, it was it was.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I whacked my head on the ceiling.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
I got a cramp with my right leg trying to
get it over the console to sit in the driver's seat.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
And then this morning I.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Opened up my car door to throw some stuff in
the car, and my car is dark, and I'm I'm like,
why is my car dark? And you know usually when
you open the door, the light comes on. I must
have hit the light of the dome light with my head. Yeah,
it changed the settings of the light.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
And you're doing something your body's not used to. Those
movements haven't been used in a long time. You're trying
to climb over.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
A seat long time. Y. So, so I did defeat
the bees. Now, as you're leaving, do you run over
that bottle with your car? I mean, you're sa I
took some bees out because you gotta sit.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
You gotta save whoever's next, because somebody's not gonna see that. Okay,
They're going to open the door into a swarm of bees.
Now I'm so freaked out. I'm thinking, did they get
in the car right? So now I'm thinking I got
bees in the car coming right through the heater.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Events yeah, and I'm like, oh no, but I mean, like,
what a weird scenario. It was directly in front of
my driver's side door. One hundred bees just around this,
you know, brisk iced tea bottle.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
It is shocking how something's so small can just cause
so much of an issue. Like remember the movie Tommy
Boy where it gets attacked by the bees and the
car just kind of like you're swerved in alf off
the rown. It only takes one bee man out. Dude, dude,
I've run over nest in the ground with my lawnmower
and had like a bees around and you're swatting and
you can't see the bees, so you look like you're insane.
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If somebody's watching you go down, don't you do anything
to kill that bee.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
I've done that where sometimes I'll leave my car windows down,
and I'll do it overnight and so I you know,
in the next morning, you know, we're up at you know,
super early, and I'm driving it's like four AM. I
put the windows up and I'm driving the work and dude,
there's like a fly or like something like a wasp
or something in the car. And now, dude, I'm swerving
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all over the road and it's dark and like it's
not during the day, this is nighttime and I can't
see what's going on.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Dude, I'm surprised I haven't driven into a pole. Yeah, Like,
what do you think hurts more? That's that beasting or
you driving your car into a pole. I deal with
the beasting, but not at that point too. You'll do
anything you can to get rid of that bee. Yeah, man,
it was.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
It was a weird scenario yesterday of me. I had
the hot for the first time in a very long time.
I had to go in the passengers because I had
a buddy who uh who had an old, old car
in high school. And the driver's side door didn't open,
And that's how you would have to get into the
driver's seat, is going the passenger side and hop in.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Now that was a bench seat. Okay, you can slide over, slide. Yeah,
you need hornets spray in the back of your cars.
What you need. That's what I was hoping.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I am.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
I was hoping I had something. I had nothing. Man,
I'm not prepared for a be attack. Like I get
the movie My Girl now right, Like like I my god,
the kid died Coly Caulkin. Yeah, you know he was.
He was just he was his glasses broke or something,
or you know, he was looking for something for the girl.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Bro if you die, and it pretty much is from
Beastings and now you and I'm there at your funeral
and I'm telling him to put on his glasses because
COTTI can't see without his glasses on. Please please. So
that's how amazing.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Imagine that's how I go down a Walmart parking line
and just of Beastings. I'm like, I'm like mccullay culkin
and my girl, and you're at the funeral yelling.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
That I need my glasses. Your wife's like, he doesn't
even have glasses. Joe stop, please, Joe stop. We're trying
to mourn. I gotta pay your tickets.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Markey Ramones taking over the Tropic Canna throwing a big
old Christmas punk concert.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Do you want to be part of it? Marky Ramone
from the Ramones throwing a Christmas Punk concert? December fourteenth,
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not got some headlines. This traffic reporter is after rock stations,
the XL not being insulting. But my wife for dinner
last night made a panful of slop. But it was
good man. Okay. Is gulash just a bunch of things.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
It's like a European slash like like slop slash type stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Like Shepherd's pie where you just thought, which I love
by the way, shepherds.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Dude, my wife makes a bang in shepherd's pie. Do
not talk bad on shepherd's pie.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
So no, I love it, No, I love it. But
here's the thing, so I so, I guess it was
a misunderstanding with my wife and I when it comes
to making dinner. Okay, I didn't know that was on
the table. I can come up with concoctions like that
if that's.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
What I need.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
More context, Okay, okay, okay, For I got questions.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
First of all, it uh was it in a bowl?
Was it in a pan? Okay? So here's what it is.
So we had she got a like a ham and
baked a ham. The other night and some mashed potatoes
and we had that. Okay, okay, Easter dinner right there.
So in a pan and I like this, she takes
not squash. It's the other ones zucchini. She'll cook down
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zucchini and flavorite all right. So so last night we
had cubes of ham and the other pan we had okay,
the ham cube. Yeah, you just cut a little cubes
because because eventually you're gonna put it all together, you
can't have a whole slice of ham just in there.
So it all just mashed again like Canadian bacon. So
I have a Brussels sprouts, which I like, if done right, yeah, exactly,
(31:41):
Brussels sprouts have to be done right.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Usually I have bacon in them, which bacon is fantastic,
some type of like this, like balsamic like vinegar, the
balsamic vinegar right, like like like sauce to them.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
And that's what we had them at a restaurant once
and that I never liked Brussels sprouts, but when I
had them that way, I was like, okay, so you
can do.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
We go to a place in Maiz's landing shout out
Freddy Jay's okay, and dude, they do Brussels sprouts?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah, bang, yeah, you can get a good Brussels sprout.
You see it on the men you try. It's not
just Brussels sprouts. So we have cubes of ham, We
have zucchini cooked down with a ton of cheese on top,
and then.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
We have some bus took all the health out of
it percent on top of you, just all the health out.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
There's so there's so much oil on this thing. Man,
it's just it's it's all seasons. So so you have
cubes of hamd uh huh, zucchini, Brussels sprout and cheese
and cheese. Yeah, there's even a little side thing of rice.
I had a little spoonful. It's just making stew in
a pant exactly. And it was fantastic, is Stuw's just
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the trash you have, just throwing in a pot. And
she's talking now, she's talking to her mom on the phone.
She's like, hey, I made that thing used to make
growing up. So now I'm like, okay, so you used
to have this stuff growing up, this this slot. But
it's fantastic. The problem is is like my family was different,
Like her mom would actually cook my family and I
love listen, if my wife gave me the Green Life
for Hamburger helper boom, I'd be all over spaghetti. I
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can make all these things I grew up with because
it's it's it's crap, man.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
My mom only really knew how to make Italian stuff,
So like all the other stuff, I never got that
really experience as a kid.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Do you know I've never had a sloppy Joe. We
had slop. I hated Sloppyjoe's because I'm not an onion guy,
but you had to kind of pick through the ions.
But slot the flavor of a sloppy Joe never is awesome.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Because us all sloppy Joe is really just taco meat
on a like a hamburger roll, right, Yeah, And it's
sloppy because the role has the role has no business
trying to handle that meat and that sauce because the
role after about two minutes would just get soggy.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yeah, and now it's just a bunch of softwag.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Flavor is a kid because once again, my mom cooked
Italian all the time. I remember as a kid like
those Americana meals. I would get jealous when I saw
commercials like you would see the hamburger helper guy that
the little little mitt that would and I and I'd
be like, man, like, I wish I would get something
like that is it? And we never got that.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Like chicken casserole. My mom makes chicken casserole. If we
never had a castrole, I don't even know what casserole is.
It's it's egg noodles and it's chicken in it. And
it's just another thing where you just throw stuff in, right, yeah,
and then you take them you take like cream of
chicken gravy and just pour it in and you throw
it in there and you throw it in the oven.
And that's what it is. But that's the stuff that
I can make. I thought it was just it had
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to be a burger or a taco or a steak
or like chicken breast. Dumb. Well, I'm like, it's okay,
So the gloves are off. Now I can make make slap. Yeah,
I can make slop. Like dude.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
You you and my wife you make a meal and
it actually makes me gag.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
You and her both do hot dogs and eggs. I
love it. Hot dogs. It makes me gag. You gotta
cut them up in the little little slices and you
fry them and see that the problem, the problem, hot
dogs and eggs. My kids don't like it. My kids
don't get out disgusting. You got it. Now, you individually
have to take each hot soalg slice and you got
to turn it over, and you gotta browned, and then
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you pour your egg. Scrapples another thing I grew up
making breakfast for dinner. Scrapples fantastic and pork roll and
she won't let me be.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
I don't I'm not a pork roll guy. But scrapple
I'll do all day. My hands are tied, man, my hands.
But that does not send She's a healthy bro. That
sounds like a very unhealthy dinner. You just had just
throw a bunch of cheese and bacon. I did mushroom
Swiss burgers.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Jesus see, I don't like Swiss, but that sounds pretty fantastic.
You'll like it. Yeah, I would order mine with just cheddar.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Please, dude, you throw some throw some mushrooms on that,
maybe some lettuce. I also had a side of chili. Yeah,
come on, yeah yeah, so uh I didn't a spaghetti.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Bro. Dude, you have the macaroni. You take a can
of tuna, you put it in a pan with a
little bit of oil and some water. That's now that
becomes the gravy for my.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
My wife has been on a big push to try
and get me to eat tuna, and I'm just like,
I can't, I can't.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I can't. Tutor spaghetti and the whole house will smell
like garlic. I hate it. Look we uh the celery
in the tunor and no cello, Oh, no celery. We
we get back.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Track.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Anything thirty or nothing, anything racket rock or roughing, love crack,
some trash for you.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Nicky Bella. Do you know who Nikki Bella is? I don't.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
That is one of the Bella twins. They wrestled, right, Uh,
this this this broad wash. She dated, maybe married, I'm
not sure, John Cena, and then they broke up. And
she then married a guy who was one of the instructors,
right like the dance instructors on Dancing with the Stars,
(36:52):
and he beat her up a bit, and so now
she's got a restraining order against him.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Our tam shaking Nikki is his name. They have a
kid together. In the court documents, she alleges that he
tackled me multiple times and finned me to the ground.
Why my child was present? She said.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
His angry she was escalated after he was cut from
the new season of Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Okay, you're married with John seam right. Yes, someone says, hey,
so how's John. Isn't your response? I don't know. I
never seen him, and say you can't see me. I
never see him. Yeah, that's it. I don't know where
he is. That's your comeback. I never knew. I never
know where he is. I never see him.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Timothy shallamet he was fresh off his movie that he
was filming in Kate May. He's dating Kylie Jenner. That's
one of the Kardashian kids. But Bruce Jenner or Caitlyn
Jenner or whatever it's it's his kids. He said that
he's grown close to Kylie Jenner's family, even her children.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
And know she even had children. So it's never gonna
last for that family, Like it's gonna be a couple
month things and then you're out. Man, she doesn't need you.
Which one's Kyler? She's one of the cuter ones right
side a good looking except the OJ daughter. Yeah, well
she got better looking. Yeah, she got plastic surgery. To
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look like the other sisters. She got a whole oj
OJ's her dad. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Uh So they were last seen in the Bahamas at
the end of the summer.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
So that's Timothy Shelliman. What kind of moneys he has?
He don't have her kind of money, isn't that dude.
He's a he's a pretty successful actor, but he doesn't
have that. He doesn't have pardash. So there, so they
are a taco bell she orders and he has his
hands on her, her hips behind her right while she
probably she probably picks it up. Yeah, she probably. You
know what Tim's like, Hey, babe, I left my wallet
in the car. Yeah, yeah, that guy. I got friends
(38:48):
like that. Yeah. And they're in their fifties.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Dax Shephard Uh, he's an actor and he's married to
Kristen Bell, who's an actress. Well now she's in a
new movie with another actor named Adam Brody and dak
Shepherd was asked what it was like to watch his
wife make out with this guy on this new Netflix
show Nobody Wants This, and he said it was kind
of hot.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
That's a little weird. I don't think I could see that.
I know you're just active, but you still got your
tongue down a throat, man, This is kind of sad man.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
John Amos, the dad from Good Times, he died and
I think he was suffering from dementia, and there's a
lot of family drama around, Like I think the brother
was taking care of him, and the sister was kind
of estranged and so the so this is weird. And
then the sister is alleging that the brother wouldn't let
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her see the dad. The dad passed away. We just
announced it a couple of days ago, but the dad
passed away forty five days ago, and the brother quickly
had him creaming. And the sister now also said they
changed the will.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Oh wow. Yeah, well this is the stuff you hate
this scene. Why you got to put it all and
running before you go? Man.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Sidney Sweeney a very attractive young lady who's an actress.
She's criticizing paparazzi because she makes a good point. She's like, look, man,
there's a lot of crazy people out there. So the
paparazzi when I'm like walking into a hotel or something
or my house will take pictures, and these weird people
online will figure out where I live.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Yeah, like I get Dan, I get what she's saying there. Yeah,
this is kind of cool. Two actors that were in
the movie School of Rock with Jack Black. You know,
this was two thousand and three. Man, it was twenty
one years ago.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
They got together years later and now they're getting married.
So they were in the film as kids, okay, and
then got back together about in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
They've been dating and now they're getting married. So congrats.
That might actually work as long as you have that
prime in between where you got it out of your system.
Are you about people that meet in high school? Those
things never work out. We'll wrap it up with.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
This Sam Champion, who is like he's the weather for
Good Morning America.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, he's the weather guy. He's undergone multiple procedures to
address skin cancer. So all the best to Sam. Champions's
in the sun too much doing the weather. That's the problem.
The problem is he's a good looking guy.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Man.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
And uh and I you know he probably hits the
beach man because he's good looking. Good looking people take
their shirts off and stuff. Is he John Belarius good looking? Yeah?
You know what, I think he's better looking than John Blair.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Yeah, which, by the way, Big shout out to John
Belaris his Twitter.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Yeah, dude's crazy, dude is I.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Don't know what happened to this guy, but he was
like the number one weather guy in Philly and now
he just spews nonsense on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
It's fantastic. There you go. Those people know that's trash.
Trash for you, honey. I'm going to wal Wall for dinner. Okay.
But one hundred point seven is EXL, South Jersey's rock
station and the z XL morning show. Good morning. Yeah,
I'm looking for him. Are you in the holiday spirit? Dude?
(42:03):
It dude, it's not even Halloween yet. Stop it. It's
not even Columbus Day yet. Low's full blown Christmas display
it Lows and a home depot is a little bit behind.
They had the shelves cleared up, but you know they
just waiting to put those Christmas trees up.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
I was at a very ritzy store home depots up.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
I love it, man, I'm ready to pull my trees out.
This is this is a first. I was at a
very ritzy store called the Dollar Tree like that and uh,
and this is a ritzy new one. They just build it.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
And so I'm watching they're they're already, dude, Halloweens a
month away. They're getting rid of the Halloween stuff already.
They'll put in the Christmas stuff right And I'm watching
these two employees and they're fighting because neither.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
One one of them want to stock the shelves, so
now they have it. They're a full blown screaming match
at each other in the eye. Sounds like something you
hear at the dollar storey pace. Guys like guys like
I did live the last time. It's your turn to it.
I was like, all right, I know exactly what they're
going in the road. It's all money grab man. Everyone
(43:06):
gets excited about Christmas, like my brother. My brother hits
me up. He's like, bro, He's like, I would have
all my Christmas shop been done by Thanksgiving. I'm like, okay, okay,
all right, I'll have Okay, I'll have my list. Man.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
Because you get Halloween and then all of a sudden,
Halloween just goes right to Christmas. Everyone just leap frogs Thanksgiving,
so your poor Indians and Pilgrims get no.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Last kids trigger treating last year are like, why do
you have your Christmas tree up?
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Like, shut up, kid, it's almost November. It's a Halloween tree.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Well, we're already in the spirit giving away Christmas holiday
show tickets over at the Tropicana. You that was a
bad pitch for it, Yeah, real bad.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Marky Ramone from the Ramones is doing a punk Christmas
party over at the tropic I got the Tropicana part right,
So Marky Ramone from the Ramones throwing a punk Christmas party.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
You want your tickets? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:56):
All right, buddy, you got tickets? Mark You Ramone from
the Ramones Punk Christmas party. Drop a cannon December fourteenth?
Speaker 3 (44:02):
What do you do? I mean a marine mechanic. You're
in the Marine Academy, a marine mechanic I work home?
Oh you okay, I got the machine. Jesus, how did
I get that so wrong? You're almost there? Yeah, you're
That was worse than my pitch. All right, you stay
on hold. We're gonna get all your infar right. All right,
you got the great man. Appreciate that wish. My wife
(44:24):
thought so. But now your wife wife's not thinking you're great.
I break your balls. Like again, there's there's too many
things in the garage, and my thing is, hey, listen,
it has like a three week life in the garage
and then it goes to good Will and she's like,
I love you, but sometimes you've knack like and she'll
say like a you know, bad word. I was like,
I love you. I was like, yeah, get this stuff
(44:46):
out the garage. I love you too, but you push
love aside. You know, from a business standpoint, this doesn't
go in my garage. Well that's what I had to
tell that.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
I had to send an email out to the family
right on, like the family text. Yeah, because dude, it
just started to get to a point. I talk about
a week or two ago.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Dude, everyone was just leaving trash out in the hallway upstairs,
like it's a hotel. Like you love them, but you
know it's wrong.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Yeah, Like and then and then they get you know
what I got called yesterday a drill sergeant.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
But I love you. They wouldn't do those things. But
I'm like a drill sergeant. I'm just asking you to
throw away your trash. Yeah, I'm picturing like a sergeants
slaughter with a whistle. Yeah. Actually that's what I look
like at that house. That's what I do. Just walk
around like I'm a g I Joe character. Cap Why
Scottie and camouflage. I've never seen him, but it shocks me.
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I'm like, I'm just asking you guys, wash the dishes
and just put your trash in the trash can. My
wife will say, I love you, but I also hate
you at the same time. That's like I get it.
We have a great relationship, but you can hate me.
But I still want to stuff out of my garage. Uh, look,
we get back, we'll knock out some headlines on one
(45:55):
hundred point seven is the excel Si Yeah, yeah, he's
very sluggish with that. Let's let's let you know what.
Take two. Let let's get really energized. When you say
the call letters, I forget our names, like like I
for a second there, Sometimes my mind goes somewhere else.
So my well, I can't tell you the I can't
tell you the phone number that this radio station six
(46:16):
zero nine, okay, six seven seven, Yeah, one hundred and
seven with the morning show, Thank god, Jeff. And that's
that's me over there.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
When iHeart came in, they didn't change the phone number
because it would take me years. It took me years
to remember this phone number. So do you find yourself
when you stay just you and your wife, not you,
your wife and the kids. You and your wife stay
at a hotel. I know you're like me, man, I'm
up early. So even if we go to bed late,
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I'm up at like five point thirty six six am.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
See, it's nice on vacation, like if we're in an
all inclusive I am. I'm downstairs. I'm trying to find
a place that has call fee or I'm by the pool.
Like I it's like a romantic morning by myself because
my wife won't get up before me.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
So my my wife even said that because we were
staying in beautiful downtown Wilmington, Delaware, and my wife's like,
it was like five point thirty in the morning, and
I was like, I'm gonna go wander around, and she goes,
don't go outside, like the sun hadn't come up yet,
and she's like don't. It's not a safe city. Oh yeah,
She's like, she's like, you just just just stay in
the hotel.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
So I was like fine, but then I find myself
watching like stupid TV, Like I never watched TV except
when of them in hotels. And so me and my wife,
she's trying to get ready and I and I hadn't
watched this movie. Man, I can't tell you last time.
Twenty years, twenty five years. I have Jerry Maguire on.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
That's a great movie.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
And so my wife's getting ready and she's while she's
getting ready, she's in I vision of the TV. So
now she's getting into it. Has she ever seen it before?
I don't think she ever saw it in full? Yeah,
that'll pull your heartstrings. Yeah, man, So I'm watching it
and I forgot dude. It is a great movie. It
is a it's it's everything nineties. It made me miss
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nineties football, right because they they you know, they have
all the scenes, you know, because that the if you've
never seen Jerry Maguire, the story is, it's a sports
agent who gets fired from his big agency and he
has one client and he's a receiver, a very small
receiver for the Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Show me the money. Showed me the money who.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Had just changed from the Phoenix Cardinals to the Arizona Cardinals.
And uh and so there's like cool, Like a lot
of the games are against the Eagles, so it's like
old Kelly Green Eagles, right, and they're using real players.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, so you have the guy aspect to it, like
the guys, because you're watching how it plays the hard
strings and a guy and a woman can they could
both watch and enjoy that movie like you complete me? Yeah, yeah,
you had me at hello. Well here it is. You
got this fancy, sharp shooting guy. Man, he's super cool
and he kind of got the list. She's cute, but
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she's not dropped in like model gorgeous. No, she was.
She was next door girl cute. And then throw the
little slow kid in there with the glasses. Man, he
was very bright. Was he thought it was like a
little delayed. I don't watch the movies. He really he
really took to Jerry. That's the thing too, man now,
like Jerry's like the father figure in his life.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
And so so we're watching it and I find dude,
I'm not kidding. I think we were supposed to leave
it like noon, but me and her both like, ye
like overshot to to watch Jerry Maguire like she We're like,
we're now invested. And it would this would only happen
in a hotel because I would never just scan the
channels at home. This only happens because we had nothing
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else to watch, and this movie comes on, like she
stops getting ready and now she's sitting next to me
and we're just sitting there watching Jerry McGuire and we're.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Supposed to be somewhere. See, my wife asked you to
put a movie on, and I don't know why. I
I like, for some reason, I just put on. I
pan over the Classics, Like that is a movie my
wife probably would enjoy and I would enjoy it too, Dude.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
My wife got way into it, and I was surprised
how way into Jerry maguire she got into. So yeah,
I mean everyone needs to go take a review of
Jerry maguire. Now you brought up the classics I started
about a year ago with with my wife and kids,
like real classics, like we've gone we watched Sunset Boulevard,
(50:24):
Chinatown that like those type of of like classic classic movies,
because I feel like I.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Haven't given them enough attention.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
Like I want to go back and watch a lot
of the uh like the James Dean movies, a lot
of the what was his name? Uh he was in
slap Shot, he was in uh, the Hustler Denzel, like
those Paul Newman movies.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Real classes.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
I don't know if I had the like, but then
my kids, I went back and we watched all of
like the Fairris Bueller Day Off movie, The Breakfast Club,
sixteen Candles, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (51:05):
My kid will get there eventually. He's at eleven. But yeah,
like those are classes. He would probably watch a movie
about a kid that takes, you know, plays hooky from school.
That's a fun.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
Movie, dude. You know what, it's a twenty almost thirty
years old. Let him watch Tommy Boy, let him watch
Billy Madison, let him watch Happy Gilmore. Dude, I'm sure
he would love those.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Real Last Friday, right, I get done work and I
just want to chill out, right, So I'm laying in bed.
I put on The Godfather where I'm actually just I'm
just watching. No one's bothering me. There's Godfather Part three.
I'm just watching. No I haven't seen that. They say,
don't even watch it, didn't ruin it. It's like it's
like the Rocky five of the Godfathers. Watch film in
Atlantic City. Yeah, don't even watch it. But I'm I'm
(51:43):
watching it without any background noise in anyone in the
room with me. Dude, I'm picking up on so many things.
Man to the Gods. Did you ever see what HBO did?
Speaker 4 (51:52):
HBO took all the Godfathers and put him in sequential order,
because Godfather too, it's Robert de Niro playing a young
Marlon Brando.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Oh so they cut up. What they did was they
cut the movies up, so you start as Robert de
Niro's a young Marlon Brando and then it works its
way up. That's pretty cool. And dude, it's really it's
like six hours long, but it's well worth a watch.
I think that was my first not probably not my first,
because I remember like Dad's newdy magazines, but I remember
(52:22):
that was a big deal. Man. There's the ones. There's
one topless scene for the wedding and she drops the
dress down and I remember the boobs look so weird.
She has a weird sit. Yeah, we're nipples. The whole
thing was.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
I was like, yeah, yeah, I believe she just passed away,
but she was smoking hot. Yeah, and then unfortunately a
spoiler alert, she blows up on a car. Yeah with
that man, but yeah, you get to see a booby shot. Yeah, yeah,
probably pausing, I also think you get to see a
booby shot when James Khan is banging the bridesmaid at
(52:58):
the wedding in her up against the door.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
You don't get to see her pop out. Now, there
may be a scene where he comes in when when
they're doing the christening and then Michael has all the
people shot. I think there's a scene where guys would
be Yeah, it might be with a hulker. You might
get there. But this is like the first one. I like, ah,
here it comes. And like.
Speaker 4 (53:20):
One of the first boob scenes I ever saw was
Ski School, Ski School.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
Okay on prism, Yeah, yeah, that was a good one.
How do we get on boobs? Jerry Maguire.
Speaker 4 (53:33):
There's no topless scenes in Jerry Maguire, but it's I
think it's only in a hotel with my wife and
I get caught up in Jerry Maguire with the commercials
and everything. It wasn't even like it was like on
you know, a streaming service. I had to watch commercials
for like flow mets.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
Because at home you're just going right over top of
that where you want to be.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
Yeah, but good movie, man, Jerry Maguire, Go check it out.
Look we get back. What do I think about you
think you have a.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
Medicine you think you've got it bad.
Speaker 4 (54:01):
The city of roger Dam in the Netherlands recently launched
a campaign designated a Design to spotlight the impacts of
illegal drugs in the community. And it's a big hit
with those who enjoy stealing and collecting street signs.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Yeah, Billy did that.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
With Kensington, officials decided to rename eleven street signs using
drug references, such as a cool single street being renamed
to coke signal straight. The hope was to stimulate conversation
about illegal drugs. Instead, kids are stealing the signs. Okay,
this is interesting. So my neighborhood, when you pull in
my neighborhood, there's a twenty five mile an hour speed
(54:38):
limit signed.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
I don't know how this happened. I don't know if
a car had it, but the sign fell down. So
the sign had been on the ground for a day
or two on the side of the street.
Speaker 3 (54:49):
So yesterday I saw a bunch of high school age kids. Yeah,
they took.
Speaker 4 (54:53):
It, but they just didn't take the sign. They took
the poll with it too, And I go, what do
you where are you taking that?
Speaker 3 (55:00):
You got to disassemble that thing and don't get caught.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
It was three kids and they were just carrying the
whole pole and the sign, and I'm like, where do
you go? Because I get the sign, like you hang
at your garage or your bedroom, your basement.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
I get it, But the pole, what are you gonna
do with the pole? Yeah? Like, have I ever see
like a balls avenue? I'm taking that sign. We used
to do it in college door. You know we is
there a Dick Drive listening right tell me if you
live on Dick Drive right now. The only time that
I got into any type of like real and we
did a lot of bad things in my college dorm.
(55:33):
But the ra got pissed at us because we took
you know, those like saw horses that the block off
parking lots with. Yeah, so it's like two saw horses
and a piece of wood. It says like no working
police barriers. Okay, So we stole one of those and
we brought it up to my third floor dorm and
we put it in the bathroom Sunday morning, getting the
(55:56):
knock on my dorm door because he knew it was
he knew it was me and and and my friends,
and he's just like he's like he's like you gotta
get it out of here. He goes. He goes, look,
I get you, like like we would hit golf balls
down the hallway and stuff and he wouldn't even yell
at us. And he's like this one, he's like, he's like,
you know what, man, just can you just what are
you doing? You pushed it too far.
Speaker 4 (56:15):
It was almost like that the parents where they're like, dude,
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.
Speaker 3 (56:20):
You just get this out of here.
Speaker 4 (56:23):
So here we are Sunday morning, trying to carry this thing.
Have you ever tried to take a two sawhorses and
a big piece of wood down an elevator? No, it's hard,
it's hard. It might be it might've been the most
uninteresting car chase in the history of car chases. In Florida,
thirty three year old was arrested by the County Sheriffs
after being accused of being in a hit and run
(56:45):
and leading police on a slow speed chase OJ style.
At points, the speeds were two to three miles per hour.
Speaker 3 (56:54):
You're just moving enough where he can't get out of
his car and chase you down.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
So he was going so slow that they would throw
the the speed sticks out that had blow out the tires. Yeah,
he was going so slow that he was able to
maneuver around them. Oh, he was apprehended after making several
U turns and ending up in a ditch.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
How you ends up in a ditch in two miles
an hour?
Speaker 4 (57:15):
By now, you would think most people would know that
shotgun shells are going to be found by TSA officers
at an airport. Apparently a man from Pennsylvania didn't get
the memo.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
Officers at the Philadelphia International Airport found shotgun shells which
were hidden under his clothes. Then came. After further investigation,
it was discovered that the shell had been altered and it
was being used to store meth. What a bad place
to keep meth. It's not how you tried to hide
it in a milk carton. You put it in a
shotgun shell, which he still can't get on a plane.
So the man was arrested. It's like I hid my
(57:48):
knife inside of my sword to get it on the plane.
Oh stupid, Why would you hide the meth in a
shotgun shell and then try and take it through an airport?
There you go. Those people they haven't beat you, not
so much we're going abroad. There's rock station and the
ZXL more shot this place does it right? Man? I
have a have kids party to go to tonight six
to eight Friday night, and the kids way into soccer. Okay,
(58:09):
so we have the soccer placed by this indoor soccer
spot where on the which I don't understand for the
kids' birthday, Like, you play soccer all the time, but
yet you're having a birthday party where you want to
play soccer more soccer. It seems like a little soccer.
A lot of soccer going on, but it's a cool
little spot. Indoor soccer is kind of fun because it's
a little more fast paced. Yeah, because there was an
indoor soccer place when I was in high school and
(58:32):
a couple of guys were like in a night league,
and so me and all my other stoner friends would
get high in the parking lot and then go watch
my buddy play soccer. So that's fun. Every story has
something you and your buddies are getting high doing. Oh yeah,
I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep. So this
place has a bar attached to it. Okay, so that's
(58:52):
not so well, Yeah, what's worse?
Speaker 4 (58:54):
Me getting high in the parking lot it's seventeen yeah,
or you drinking and then having to take care.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
Of children right right right, yeah, and then to drive
the kids home. Yeah, but it makes sense because again
I would be I'd be a little bothered that I
have to waste my Friday night. But I'm like, okay,
you have a bar attach And I was thinking about
you the other day too, my neighbors coming by. Hey man,
we had a curtain. It's like a laundromat. I'm like, launchy, maty,
how do you think of me when it comes to
a laundry mat? Because you made a point if laundry
(59:20):
mats had bars, Yeah, we didn't. How convenient it would
be we in these places had bar Knoxville, Tennessee, there's
the main strip in town. Our dorm was right off
the main strip and at the very end it was
a laundry mat bar arcade. Yeah, dude, because we are Sundays,
that was our Sundays. We'd spend all afternoon doing our
(59:42):
laundry because we lived in a dorm playing video games,
and then my fake ID worked and we would drink.
Like guys they don't want to go shopping with their wives.
But if you put a nice little sports bar inside
of a well. That was always what used to be
the shopping mall, but it's no longer, dude.
Speaker 4 (59:58):
That was always might go to My wife would go
Christmas shopping right, perfect, Maybe take the kids or she
would go by herself.
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
And there we used to be the Hamilton Mall had
a TGI Fridays and I would sit at the bar
and I'd make friends. Man, all the other husbands, we'd like,
we we make friends. I think I'm still Facebook friends
with some of these people.
Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Yeah. Yeah, So tonight I'll go watch my kids play
a little soccer ahead of them into the bar, have
a couple drinks.
Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
But the other dads you don't want to be there.
It's perfect, dude, it's great. I'll tell you another thing
where they need bars. H if your kid takes the gymnastics, Yeah,
put a bar there because it's so boring.
Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Yeah sure, ma boy. Anything you gotta take your soccer games,
soccer games, food trucks. No, we need a mobile bar, man, Yeah,
put a bar anywhere where, kid, the parents are bored. Everybody,
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Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
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warming up, Chip, and I'm like, I'm about here. We're rocking. Hey,
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Keep me laughing.
Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
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