WEDNESDAY 10-09-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, wake up, Wake up, Wake up?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Does wake up?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
In a time of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny
of bosses and management, one show.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Breaks all the rules to deliver.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Entertaining, compelling and educated radio and stand about all the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Isn't it? Hey?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Man?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
What's happening? Good morning? I've been up since the morning
one ten. I was just talking to you off the air.
I can't read what she texts me, but one ten am,
my daughter who's in college. She texts the family text
thread chat.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
At what time was she asking a question about Maybe
she was cramming for an exam?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Now now she put a picture of a cat and
said some things I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Repeat, gotcha? Gotcha?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
So so yeah, that was It was one ten this morning.
So guess what. My phone went off and I've been
up since. Yeah, I turned my phone off at night.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I know you kind of can't because you do have
family kind of like spread out all over the place.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
But mine are in the house, Like that's the only
ones I care about.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
But I got feel bad too, Like I'll wake up
and I'll get text message from friends at like ten
eleven o'clock at night. But then I'll text them back.
So I'm like, well, screw you. You know that I'm
in bed. Yeah, so I'll you know what, screw you.
I'll text you at three thirty or four o'clock in
the morning. I know you're in bed, so hopefully it
doesn't wake you up. I do that without thinking. I'll
respond to someone's text at like four am.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, I'm like the then I gotta respond, bag and go,
I apologize. I've started my day and I forgot that
it's super early in the morning. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
And sometimes like seven thirty at eight, you know, I'm like,
I don't know, you should have been up by four
or five hours by now I've been So I'll text
somebody that early and some people are just getting up.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah. Sometimes, like I always text my wife good morning, right,
Like I on the way out of the house, I
always kiss her goodbye.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Right, she's usually passed out the horrible drinking problem.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and she wake up like snow white
and uh.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
And then I always text her good morning. But like
I'll forget and I'll do it at like five point fifteen.
Then it'll wake her up. Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
And then you're up at that point, and.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Then she's just mad at me because she's like, why
did you wake me up?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Or you know what.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I'll come out of the shower before work, so you're
talking like three thirty three forty five in the morning,
and uh, I'll go to kiss her, but I'm still.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Wet, and I'll drip water on her.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
This is where it begins.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
She gets so angry. She just reaches under that tower.
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Uh no, that doesn't have happened. What happens is she
just gets angry at me. Oh yeah, because I dripped
water on her.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I thought maybe you got your head stuck in the
shower door, and then she has to come and help
you get out.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh no, I can't get out of that shower. It's weird.
It's it's it's dad stuck porn everybody.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Uh, it's Wednesday. Well we'll get into that. We are. Yeah,
it's just Wednesday. It's Wednesday, just a Wednesday. We'll do Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, to get on a routine. But no, no work
for some point. But we will give you the keyword
for Metallica. We will come up what in just about
ten minutes? Yeah, six and eight this morning if you
listen and go to the website, put it in and
you're shot at Metallica tickets.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
How about that seven the link?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, South Jersey's rock station z XL Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Do it line. I can alrite it and we'll do
it lit and things sucks.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'm Scotty, good morning. You're some news used.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
The FBI arrested a man from Afghanistan who allegedly was
planning an election day terrorist attack in the US. That's awesome.
Fenteral prosecutors charge now sere Amatwati with planning the attack
and support of ISIS. He was arrested in Oklahoma City.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh it's true or not. But he said he was
the one guy who held onto the plane when we
withdrew and he actually landed here safely in the US.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Is that truly? People held onto the wing. If you
saw it's it's now like this, this you know, historic
video of people climbing all on into that big cargo
plane flying out of Afghanistan. They knew that wouldn't work. Yeah,
you know, you're not. I mean you can't you can't go.
You know, once you get to a certain altitude, you're
not going to survive.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Like did they think the plane was going to stop?
Like the other night, my wife and I got into
a disagreement. She jumped on the hood of my car
when I was driving away, thinking I was going to stop,
but I actually carried her to the bar.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
President Biden yesterday announced two point six billion dollars in
funding to replace all lead pipes in the United States
as a part of a new EPA rule that will
require lead pipes to be identified or placed with years
using a new fund from the Bipartisan Infrastructure Act.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
By the way, I gotta if you're listening in Brigantine,
I got this letter again and from Brigantine that the
main office there that there's something with our drinking water
in the and that.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
They're gonna replace water.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
No, it doesn't come from the ocean, they're going to
replace this pipe, and that I should have my family
tested for lead.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Well, that means you have a lead pipe, right, so
that yeah, you probably shouldn't drink the tap water.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
But they also if I'm clear on this, the letter
says that they're not gonna be able to replace it
till like twenty thirty, but I should keep an eye on.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
It, Okay, does that sound right to you?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I don't know. I don't like brigantine, so it sounds right.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yah?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
My wife, do you know? My wife like freaks out
because I drink tap water. Yeah, we have a burque,
we run everything, or a berkeuy.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
So we I mean I will I have I have
a water cooler in our bedroom. I have a filter
through our fridge. But like, I'll just you know, look, man,
it's tap water. Like I've always just drank tap water.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Now you will die.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm the healthiest person I know. Spirit Halloween they are
getting into the Christmas spirit now, so they decided to
instead of doing Halloween, They're gonna continue doing Halloween.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
They're gonna move in the Christmas.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Now also, and the flagship store right here down in
May's Landing Consumer Square, right by Target. That's where you're
gonna get the it's called Spirit Christmas. That'd be cool
neat man, there's gonna be one of Marlton also Brick
Township and then up a North Jersey and Woodbridge. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Like I take the kids to the Spirit Halloween is
like a novelty thing, like instead of going to the
zoo or something cool, I'm like.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Hey, let's go check this out. So I'm cheap. So
what I do is I take the kids for a
little trip to Spirit. We find out what we want,
and then we just google it and order it online.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
But look he took them through a haunted house. You
know they loved it.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh my little kid. When the kids were a little, dude,
they were terrified of those things. They jump ATCHI in
stuff you step on the button. Yeah that's news. What
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(07:14):
Jets fired their head coach after a two or three start.
Everyone's blaming Aaron Rodgers for that. Uh And the Eagles.
They released Devin White yesterday after signing him to a
one year deal and pretty much guaranteeing so interesting. Thank
good for him.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Man, he didn't take a hit all season. Yeah he
has played yet. It was like, I take that deal.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I think it was a four point five million dollar
deal for one year and he got four million guarantees.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's nice just to hang out just I would do that, yay. Yeah,
So I don't know what's going on there.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
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Speaker 1 (07:48):
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Speaker 3 (07:55):
One outside right now one hundred point.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Seven ZXL after one l Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show.
I think this is why guys don't try as hard
anymore when it comes to anniversaries, birthday gifts, surprising their wives,
especially when it gets thrown back in your face and
they don't like what you've done and they look past
the attempt at doing something.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
It's the worst and the goodness.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Of it, and they're like, I'm like, I see, I
never do that, even when I get like a meal
my wife might make, even if I don't like it,
I don't love it. Yeah, I'll never pretend no, I'll
just eat it and that's it. It might be a
little cold. I'm like, I'll just go warm it up.
I get oh this is cold. I'm like, well you
waited too long. Oh I don't like this. I'm like, well,
this is what I made tonight.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
My wife is on this big health kick where she
does a thing where I have to keep all the
packaging of what I make, and she scans it into
her phone. I like, that's like a tab of what
she's eating. She's dropped like ten pounds, So good for her,
it's working whatever. But it's you know what a pain
in the aid is not to throw stuff away.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, yeah, all the wrappers out there, you're ocd man, Like,
it would be like I got a jam missed in
the trash man.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
So I guess she like scans that the bar code
or something and it goes on this app and it
tells her like, all right, well you you've you maxed
out what you can eat for the day or something.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
So anniversary is on Thursday, So I take it among myself.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I was at your wedding, Yeah you were, man, So
I so I got ahead of years. Now, that was
a while. It was like seventeen eighteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Was fifteen man, fifteen years yeah, ten, ten oh nine. Okay,
So I planned something for Friday. This place she wanted
to go to in Atlantic City. This place she wanted
to go for dinner.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
So is it boogie Nights?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
I love that Pooter Hooters.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, I tell all the time we still have credited Hooters,
you and I because we do contest.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
We love our buddy Ronnie over there at Hooters.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I don't think she's ever gonna want to go, even
though I do have the free meal, but that would
be awesome.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
I'd go, yeah, for one hundred.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
So I make reservations for this place on Friday, and
then I'm a ducktown.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
No.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I was going to tell her right, No, I wasn't gonnaell.
He's gonna keep a surprised, and I'm like, you know what,
I'm just gonna tell her this is Hey, by the way,
I have something planning on Friday. Here's where we're going.
So it's like, okay, that sounds like fun. So the
next day she's like, well, why don't we just stay
local and go somewhere else. I'm like, yeah, but you
said you wanted to go to this place. It's I
know you want to go to this place, but we

(10:11):
don't have the house, a brig a team.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
We can't stay.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
We got to drive back and force like it's gonna
be too much to stay. I was like, then, I'm
not going to plan it anymore.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Was supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
There's a part of you that wants to gamble.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
I do want to gamble, of course, I want to
gambles a part of it. Now, you know what, I'll
be honest, not with her there, she's she's bad luck.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Man.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, she's a mush Yeah, because I've done it before,
like and craps.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
You lose quick or you win big.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
And I've lost quick in front of her and I've
turned around and she says, is that it?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Like, no, they're not giving you your money back. That's it.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I just I just dropped a two hundred dollars on
the table and now we're gonna go and just try
and enjoy the rest of our night.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
See you see, I'm with her, like stay local, like
I I you know, because my wife, man, she'll she'll
she'll make any any trip or anything we have into
like a weekend, yes, like we have parents weekend, which
was Parents Day at my daughter's college.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
She made it into a three day weekend.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Like she was gonna try like a bet and breakfast
in Cape May. And I know we got plans on Saturdays,
so it would have been Friday. But I was like, okay,
well if I would have done that, Like, are you
gonna want to go now I have to worry about
you're gonna cut and switch to the reservation.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, we had to go into a place that we like.
It is local. But I'm like it was like a surprise.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, don't even get me started. You know, I picked
that up for the kids last night. What do you
think it costs for two kids meals? And I got
three chicken strips? He started, Man, thirty some dollars.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
I took my son out the lunch yesterday, right, and
a dive bar.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
And you know the bar told I'll take my wife
for the anniversary to this bar. It's a dive bar, right,
and I'm not it's the Piccolily out on two six. Yeah,
I love it, dude, me and him right, just got
and I got an appetizer. I didn't even get lunch.
It was still like forty five bucks. I forget it, man,
and I'm like, man, like, this is like Nutso yeah,
so I went out canceled the reservations, like, huh, there

(11:57):
you go. The love is gone, you know, the magic
is there. I'm not even gonna try anymore. I don't
even do flowers and I'm not gonna do cars. I'm
sure they're not gonna get her a gift because she
has everything she wants and I get that too.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
It's like, why'd you get me a number?

Speaker 4 (12:09):
One?

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Mom pended?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
I was like, I don't know. I think you like it.
Imagine you you go to Borgatta, you get this beautiful dinner, right,
and then things get hot and heavy and then you go.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
You're like, you know what, let's get a room.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh no, that won't happen now, No, nos a night.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
I won't. I don't care how hot, heavy it is.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm not gonna buy that room. Well, maybe the car.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
We'll go out into the surface parking lot.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, you want to go find an alley in Atlantic City.
We will be the only ones there.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
We'll go to that days in where allegedly Usher gave
a girl herbies. So look we get back, we'll do
some rock news Joe, Joe and Scottie rock news. There's
some rock news for you. Limp Biscuit. You know, they're
coming off of a pretty successful summer tour. Uh now

(12:57):
they're gonna be opening up from Metallica. They have Corey
Feldman open up for them. That's pretty cool, I guess, right, Yeah,
as long as you know it's a joke and they well,
that's the that's the thing. Does court like Limp Biscuit
knows it's the joke, But does Corey know it's a joke.
And that's been the thing because he goes out there, dude,
and he sucks, Like Corey Felman is an whole musician.

(13:19):
But does he get the joke because the tour was
called like the Loser Tour.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yes, you put them on like if I was, I
don't know, man, If I'm at the show, I'm not leaving.
I'm gonna watch Corey filmer because it's like a train wreck. Man,
you just want to see it go down.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah. Well, uh now. Fred Durst is suing Universal Music
for two hundred million dollars in royalties. He said the
band is owed. So I think a lot of these bands, man,
are gonna start, you know, because these these bands are
selling off their catalogs and stuff. Yeah, and and I
think maybe you do some accounting and they're like, men,
like we're owed a lot more money than we're getting. Yeah,

(13:54):
well you gotta make that. You're gonna make that, especially
like with this streaming stuff right, like you know Limpis,
it's probably like, hey, man, you know, like for some
reason there's been a resurgence of the like the early
two thousands, like Nickelback, Creed, lymp.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Biscuit and he goes.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
People are like, kids are finding us again, so they're
streaming our music. We gotta get paid for that. Yep.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Well now if you sign it all away, man's a problem.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Uh. We talked about Spirit Halloween in headlines that they're
gonna start opening up Christmas shops, but right now it's
Halloween season. So Spirit Halloween has sold out of Rob
Zombie masks.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I didn't know there was a Rob Zizis. I didn't
know either.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Apparently there were two Rob Zombie masks and they're already
sold out. So you can maybe if you go to
the Spirit Halloween website, you can order the rob Zombie
mask and I'll get there before Halloween.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I think I've seen an Alice Cooper mask, or maybe
it's just an awful mask and it just happens to
look like Alice Cooper, but that would be a good mask.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
It's funny. I took my little guy was his first content.
I took him to see Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper
and the scariest part was that it was and Cannon.
And so we go to the show and I go
to my wife. I go, babe, you want to come
to the show. And she's look at me.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
She goes, no, Nona.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
She's like, I did it once. I was like, I
don't want a name. I don't need ever to see
Rob Zombie. Yet I love seeing Rob Zombie. He puts
on a fantastic show. Alice Cooper puts on a fantastic show.
But yeah, my wife. My wife was like, yeah, I'm
one and done. Take the little Guy.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah, I'm good. Uh.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
God Smack, I know you're a big fan of Godsmack.
You have a Godsmack tattoo on your forearm. I cry
like a bitch. So Godsmack, well, at least Sully from Godsmack,
the lead singer. He said in an interview yesterday, We're
never going to get new Godsmack music. And you know what,
he's right, He's like, no one wants to hear a
new Godsmac music. He goes, we have a catalog for

(15:47):
thirty years whatever. He goes, we can just go. I
see what you're doing there. He goes, we can just
go and play her grace hits.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Now he's not the Solly that landed the plane in
the Hudson, right he is. He is same souly solely
from Godsmack, the Sully who landed on the Hudson.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
I didn't know for sure everyone survived.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, yeah, it was. It's insane. And then he you know,
he played a concert that night. He did, He did
play the concert. It was he was flying to the concert.
Uh so Sully from Godsmac said, yeah, you know what. Look,
he said, I can't tell the future. But he goes,
for right now, we're not gonna make any new music.
We're gonna go out on tour and play our greatest hits.

(16:28):
And I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Even better, some construction working this morning, he's gonna say
to his buddy on the worksite, Hey, do you know,
solely from Godsmack landed to play it in the Hudson.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Well, two people die.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
I believe it was Ted Kennedy and somewhat else on
the same day. Oh no, no, no, no, I know what
it was. Ted Kennedy died, but he died from like
cancer or something. And there was a big train crash
in Washington, DC. And I convinced my wife that Ted
Kennedy was on the train.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Then that's how we died.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
There.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
You go get your information from us. No, I don't
get your information. South Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Are you having an issue because your son I think
he's like six months younger than my little guy, right, dude,
my son might be the laziest kid I've ever met,
to the point where he'll like, you know, grab some
food or something. Right, And we have like a little room.

(17:33):
It's my office, but it's really just become a room
for the kids to hang out in. And uh, he'll
go watch TV. Dude, I walk in there, he'll just
leave the room, shoes, socks right just on the floor.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Okay, I get that by the shower man. He'll use
our shower, just drop his club. But he gets that
from my wife.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
But go ahead, okay, but food, he'll just leave it there,
like like whatever he was acting on. He'll just leave
there glass like glass, empty glass, full plates with food
on it, just get up and walk out of the
room and have no attempt to even clean it up.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Well, he'll lay in our bed man watch TV and
I'll get up there and they'll be like, there'll be
an empty glass there or an empty bowl, and I'm
I'm pretty I'm pretty quick to be like, hey, n naa,
get this down before you go to bed.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Clean this whole mess up.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
You know what it is? It's the video game thing
for us, because like he'll be in the middle of
a game. He'll want a snack, so he's in between games,
so it's a quick he'll grab like a like a
bag of something or Prenzels or something.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
She'll go up to his room. Dude, you should see
me in the morning. It's three point thirty in the morning.
I'm like a bus boy, you know, grabbing plates and
cups and stuff from the kid's rooms. But yet like
he just walks away. And I had to have a
conversation with him yesterday and I'm like, dude, like he
was eating remember like back.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
In the day and was Bill Cosby. He used to
promote the pudding.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Like you know, it was putting pops, not the pops,
but it was like putting in like the little plastic container.
Yeah okay, yeah, yeah right, yeah yeah. And uh so
my little guy, for some reason, we have a ton
of those. I don't know where they get. I actually
know they came from my in laws. And and so
he he ate two of those and then just left
the empty tub of putting just on the floor. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
So we're kind of careful to him what he's allowed
to take up there. It's like it's not really like
a full meal. If I think something can.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Do, dude, I do that.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I I go.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
You eat in the kitchen, like like like the real meals,
you eat in the kitchen. But like, dude, I'll find
the other day. First of all, what he does is
he throws everything on his bed so to the point
where you can't even sleep in his bed. The other day,
like I'm cleaning up his room, I found like a
bag of empty potato chips in his under his blanket.

(19:51):
Does he have a trash can in his room? No?
Is it that easy? See that's what you need. You
need a trash here. Okay, all right, I've thought about this.
This has been an actual discussion in my house. If
I put a trash can in his room, then it's
gonna get abused. And now I just got a trash
can that's just gonna be overfilled with stuff right right,
because he's not gonna empty the trash can either. No, No,
that's see, that's the problem. And and then I got

(20:13):
my oldest daughter. She goes and she treats our house
like it's a hotel where she'll just put her dirty
laundry and trash outside of her door, like like it's
it's like the maid service is gonna come and clean
it up. We'll see.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
My wife has done this too, like she'll have a
cups of coffee or tea cups O dude, nightstand, so
it's coff it's in their blood like that it's hereditary
to to leave message.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
I think it's the coffee cups.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
It's the you're right, the tea right, the melowtone and
tea that they they do it at night, and it's
like it's like you guys, like, can you hung me
out and bring it down to the kitchen at least
put it in the sink. I know you can get
it in the sink. That's a that's a that's a win.
I know, somebody, this is gonna be awful. I probably mentioned.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Okay, they've left their thing on the windows sill of
the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
They've left the thing, the thing.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, on the windows on the windowsill.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
What is How does that?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I don't know, but I've I've seen it on the
window sill where I had to remove it and put
it away windows plate. Well, it's right in a little toilet,
the toilet closet, so I guess it mus been you know,
you take it out whatever, and then but but then
put it on the windows, right, I know, I'd rather
you put it in the trash cancas.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I don't have to see it. Yeah, yeah, I've seen
that before. And then of course there's the hair on
the side of the shower.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I don't get that, man, the girls, the girls with
the hair like it's a trophy. They put the hair
on the side wall of the shower. I don't understand it.
I don't get it. It's just just okay. And then
then you know, and then they're like, well, we don't
want it to clog the drain. I go we well,
you already clogged the draink Like, it.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Doesn't get these here than this.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
And I've I've had that talk with my kids.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Flushed the toilet when you're right there, if they make
it so your elbow can hit it before you even
get up, you flushed the toy. My life of me
Why you'd walk out of a bathroom when out.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Flushing the toy. The little guy has the worst aim ever.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
It's everywhere. It's on the floor, it's on the toilet seat.
And I'm like, come on, dude, like like like what
do you what do you do? But once again I
have to say, it's laziness. It's it's just being lazy.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
It's that time, man, when they said that pre tweet
preteen thing man, that tweens tween.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
It's it, man.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, they're flopping around the room and just doing what
they want to do, the awful man.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
And I'm like, yes, say, I'm shaking my head and
this morning I'm walking around the house. Dude.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
You know he's a big sneaker kid. You love sneakers.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
I got a pair of sneakers in one room, a
pair of sneakers in another, Like in our dining room.
There was a pair sneakers in our dining room. Why
are they in our dining room? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
See, But then again, my wife puts her purse on
the island in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I'm like, right, well, what do you do? Conversation the
other day?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
All nasty the bottom of a person, and you're gonna
put it on the in the kitchen copery island.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Had that conversation the other day, right, my oldest walks
in throws her bag down on the on the kitchen island,
and I said, get it off, and she's like, why
I just walked in, and I go because it's dirty.
It's been sitting on the floor all day.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
That would be like me dragging my balls all the
way across the island right in front of the whole family,
said look at it, look at how dirty this is.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
She might be right because I did that right before.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Well, then then you're not.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
You're no better where I was dragging my ass on
the rough the other day.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah. The purse stuff, dude, the purses gets to just
get dropped wherever.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
And I'm like, that's like putting your shoes on the
I've had shoes on the island. A shoe on the island,
so the kids see it. It's it's that commercial man
where like the drugs and the kids. Like I learned
a by watching you.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Mood dude, I've really become I'm just becoming the the
rouchy old man. Get off my lawn guy.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Man.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Look, this report is spongor.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
One of two point seven ZXL so Ap Jersey's Rock
Stations ZXL.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I know this is.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Because my wife likes to guilt me because of the
job and the schedule that I had. This is one
hundred percent something she wants me to do, only because
she is at work and I'm home and it's eleven
o'clock on.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
A was just say Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, so my wife is a prepper. We fall into this. Hey,
the world's gonna end. We're gonna be prepped. I'm the
guy who says, I don't know if I want to
live in a world like that, I'd rather just shoot
the whole family myself and that's it.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Will go away, even the dog. We're all gone right rightash, Yeah,
she is a corn feed, a big bucket of it
in your basement. Oh we're ready to go.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Oh yeah, we have uh let's see, yeah, well we
have paper towels, now can goods all that we're gonna
live on.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Beats And she was preppedan because the the the dock
worker strike. She was really prepping for that and then
uh real kicking the ass when it ended after a day.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
So uh so, with this whole thing happening, she wanted
me to stock up on gas and even my neighbors
kind of get in her ear about hey, should you
should have gas? Yeah, gas gas cans. I got a
gas cans from home Deepot, So here I am when
all this is going down. Now, I don't look like
a knucklehege cause I'm carrying out paper towels. Now I
look like a dummy because I have a cart full

(25:09):
of gas cans at Deepot And you're looking at me
like this guy's out of his mind.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
And I you're either agree with you You're you're either
gonna be uh making a bomb. It's a lot of gas. Yeah,
like sir, how many lawnmowers do you have?

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Right?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Right?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
It's not I don't look like a landscaper. And once
again this is my thing is gas expires like it
get you can't you can't leave get even if it's
in a gas can. It still goes bad. And these
are all things that I want to bring up to
my wife. But instead I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'll go
get the gas. I never went and got the gas.
Right now I'm sitting on I have three gas cans
filled up. So she says, well, gas might go up

(25:45):
because everything that's happening in the Middle East. It's like, okay,
let's let's do the math here. There's it's been two
thousand years that that stuff's been happening in the Middle.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
East, right, Yeah, it's not gonna stop any time too.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
It's not new. But uh but well, look, Kamala Harris
wants to start fracking so that that'll save us on gas.
So we're at three dollars a gallon for gas.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Like gas is so cheap right now, I said, okay,
so cheap, let's do the mat three dollars.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Still it is high.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
It's expensive, but it's I think.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
We were down what twenty twenty before COVID. I think
we're down to like one seventy five. We are fine
through November fifth. When it comes to gas prices, they're
not going anywhere. But still you want me to fill
up these gas cans. But everything's okay because Kamala Harris
had drink. She drank Miller High Life, Oh with Stephen
Colbert last.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Night, so bad. And she has a glock anyway, So
if I'm doing come up, isn't it like gangbanger stuff?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, And she doesn't have a glock because you followed
up with whatever model of the gun you have if
you're real gun over. But anyway, so I've got to
I have these cast cans are ten gallons, so I'm saying, okay,
three dollars per gallon of gas. Let's say it goes up,
let's at worst to a dollar. Right her work four
dollars a gallon of gas, and I have a ten
gallon gas can.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I got questions.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I'm only saving ten dollars if it goes up a dollar,
which we haven't even seen four dollars for a game.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Gas is actually going down. So right now she's saying,
buy a bunch of gas because it's cheap. Now it's
gonna go well, not not in case the world ends
so yet. It can run generators, but to fill your car, well,
it's for everything, it's for it.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
We're gonna either gas is gonna go up or we're
gonna need gas in the event of emergency.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
But I think everyone.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Should have a gas can in their garage. Yes, I
believe that, but multiple ones to save on gas. That's
a little nuts up save on gas.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
I don't think it's I don't I don't see the
qual I don't see the reason for doing that. Second
of all, Also, if we have a generator, how long
is that gener gonna last.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
We're not in an area. If we're in a flood.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Area where we're gonna hit with a hurricane like Florida,
I get it, that generator might keep food going. It's
only gonna run a generator for maybe two or three days.
So we haven't really been in that situation where we've
ever lost power.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
For that, We're not on an island somewhere. We're not
near where.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
I know how you feel about your garage. Where does
this gas live?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Just run underneath all the food that we're stocking off
for the end of the world. It's all there.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
It does that nice gas smell to it.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Now I go and I'm thinking, Okay, well, maybe this
does work. Because someone in our house is run out
of gas twice in the last six months.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
So you think that you think that she's covering for
her running out of gas.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Maybe it does make sense, Maybe it does make you's.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Gonna keep a gas can in the back of her car.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Now we're talking now, if you were to tell me, hey,
go fill up a gas can, why because I refuse
to read the meter on my car that says I'm empty,
and I'm do you even breaking down on the side
of the road when I get it.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Hard it is to run out of gas anymore. It's
not like the old school days where like you had
to kind of like guess where the the needle went.
It tells you, and literally your car will yell at
you saying we are almost out of gas. You need
to get gas. My car yells at me when I
need to take a break.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Growing up, I had a I had a car that
the gas the gas the gas gage was broken, so
I knew when it got to around a half a
tank it would stop and it would always say it
had at least they have a tank, but I know
it didn't, and I would still stop.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
A nokea cam that it is amazing.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
If you says still up a gas can, because i'mright
out of gas.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I'm okay. I get. I get that, well, you gotta
save some money. I think I saw two ninety per Yeah.
So the other yeah, stuck up.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah, I'll head over there.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Look, build me up, dude, anything thirty on anything, racket
rock or roughing.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Trash, there's some trash for you.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Scarlet Johansson, Taylor Swift, and Johnny Depp are among the
top celebrities to be exploited by online scammers. So that's
where people and dude, I especially old people. I get
the old people think, but like when young people fall
for this, like the scam is Johnny Depp will hit

(30:00):
you up.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
In like your d MS or something right, your direct messages.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
And be like hey, like hey, it's Johnny Depp, Like
you need to help me out and send me thirty
thousand dollars right, And people do it, and it's like
and now the celebrities gotta come out and go like
I'm never gonna ask you for money.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
It is shocking how dumb people up. But you know what,
it's like the cut the hot girl in the bar,
go to one hundred of them. If one says.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yes, it's a good night.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
So so to send Johnny Depp.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Money, other scam celebrities are Kylie Jenner, Sidney Swinging, Tom Hanks,
Blake Lively, and Addison Way. That poor guy man, he's
still stuck overseas. The he's the King Nigerian, the Ngerian King.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
He has to get back to America and he's playing
play like he gets who's gonna pay you.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
With gold bars?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Awful. The old people, man, they get, they get taken
all the time. But it's the young people to get
what you need. The cat they call it catfish, and
it's like, did you really think Johnny Depp was gonna
hit you up? You live in a trailer in Arkansas.
I don't think. I don't think he wants you. Jenni
Fisher from the Office. She was Pam on The Office.

(31:06):
She revealed yesterday that she had breast cancer last year
and she said that she went through surgery, chemotherapy and
radiation and is now cancer free.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
That show was always on, always on, dude, I can
sit on, yeah, I can sit there and watch it.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
My wife hates her, by the way, my wife hates
to show the Office. He's like, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (31:24):
How do you hate the show?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
My oldest daughter hates it. She's like, I just don't
get it.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
But my wife hates Pam. And she hates Pam because
she thinks Pam's a home wrecker because Pam kind of
broke up because remember, uh, what was the boyfriend's name, Oh, Jim,
Jim Jim and the Rashita Jones, right, Quincy Jones' daughter,
and and like, and him and Pam had like a

(31:49):
thing going on on the side kind of, And my
wife hates that.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, but Jim was a home wrecker. Remember he was
trying to go after Pam when she was married to
the guy in the wearing.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
She likes Jim, she liked Pam man a big fan
of pant This is odd, dude, And I get it.
I couldn't imagine losing a child. It's got to be awful.
But Lisa Marie Presley, who passed away herself a couple
about a year ago, probably her son committed suicide. This

(32:19):
was her son committed suicide, but it was it was
a couple of years ago. It was before she passed away.
So Benjamin Keo is his name. And I guess there's
a new book coming out that Lisa Marie Presley was
writing before she died and her daughter, Riley co Keo,
who was an actress, she finished the book and it's

(32:40):
going to be putting it out. She said that her
mom kept her brother, so Lisa Marie, Presley's son at
the home after he died for two months. Harry killed himself.
After he killed himself, they said they kept the room
at fifth five degrees to preserve his body and Lisa

(33:02):
Marie would care for him over that time. That that
was her grieving process work. If you keep it at
fifty five fifty five scenes a little high, right, you would?

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Is she changing out as clothes?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yes? I think so, Yeah, you think. I think it
really screwed her up. And I think right after that
she started to get into the she was doing a
lot of plastic surgery. I think she was on a
lot of hills. Wow. And and that eventually is what
killed her. Love Island USA. Are you a big fan
of Love Island USA? No?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
I haven't seen it yet.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
What's my wife and daughters watched these shows? I don't
know that you find love on an island in the USA.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
I think you mentioned I think I know the name
because you mentioned the show.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Well, there's two here, so there's two stories here, Love
Island USA. One of the one of the people on
the show got arrested for threatening a cop. Okay, whatever
are cops in the island. I don't think it was
on the show. Okay, all right, all right, all right.
And and then there's another show called Love is Blind.
And I think my wife and my daughters watched that
one too. Uh so season one. I guess the couple

(34:09):
from Love is Blind is still together and they're expecting
their first child together. Are they blind on the show?
I don't know the difference between Island us A and
Love is Blind.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
It will take only.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
There.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
You can go trash, not today.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Now, this could go well and we could get some
content out of this phone call, but it could go
horribly wrong and we could get nothing out of this
phone even pick up the phone.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
It's one, it's one or two because when I know
it's good.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Because I know it's gonna go bad. It never goes good.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
You don't think this will be a solid phone call,
will be entertained. No content at all of the show,
not in a positive sense. Is where I miss talkbacks
to By the way, get your talkbacks and we need
more talk back.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah, my wife is mad at you. Apparently she sent
some talkbacks and you haven't played them yet. I know
what I looked back. I thought I had played all
the talkbacks.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Uh no, so she's uh so she's pissed at you.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Uh hey, good morning the XL.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Okay, yeah, what's what? What? What's up? It's early? It's up, buddy,
it is early. And since it's you know, this regular
Wednesday just wants to talk. Hello.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Okay, well we got to get moving here.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Well then we'll get moving. Let's see you.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Selling Kamala Harris on sixty minutes.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Okay, okay, quickly, quickly, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
What do you got? I mean, come on, now, what
do you want to say? Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
You guys are the best radio djson ball of Stat's
a lot, you know, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
You're just saying that to try and schmooze us to
get something. No, we really are, though, I think we are. Yeah,
it probably are. Yeah, it's a fault. Honestly, we're the
we're Yeah, we're the smartest kids in a room full
of really kids.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
But even that's a good thing, though, dude, because you
feel good about yourself at eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
You're gonna be like, I'm a small person in this
room right now, and what else?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
What else you got? I'll be going to the patta
in December?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Can I even understand why you're calling us and telling
us this?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
You have no work force employee of the day. Right
by the way, by the way, listen, if you go
to that place. I'm not gonna mention because I love them.
Just know you can't hide it from your wife anymore
because they do charge you to get out of the
parking lot.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
You have to put it on a credit card. Yeah,
and there's no cash anymore.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Like I was going to go today to have some
time to kill before an appointment, and I can't even
go because they're gonna look at my credit card.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
You want to use mine? Yes I do. I'll give
you the ten dollars. All right, this is the most
useful I'll be honest. This is a useless conversation.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Rights, close me out.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I just found the quarter. I just found the quarter.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Okay, all right, look we're done.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
We're done with you.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
We got to get some gifts man for this work force.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Thank you? Yea quarter? This is this is what happens
when we don't have a work force. Employee of the day,
thank you, thank you. All right, bye fan of the Day.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
I beg everybody please get your talk back.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
I told you it was gonna be awful. I thought
we were all caught off on the talk. This is
need more talkback. Please work like I never want to
pick the phone up ever again.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
You don't take my phone calls. This is why we
didn't take the phone.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Right, here's what you do. You go to the iHeartRadio app.
You search WZXL. There's a red microphone button. Send us
a message. Be better than that guy. Just be better.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Just hashtag be better something. Give us something. We get back.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I mean to talk. We're not we're not. Yeah, we're
not asking for a lot. But that guy came with nothing.
We get back. We'll knock out some headlines. You have
this CXL morning show on this radio station right here.
We're not two point seven z XL Sat Jersey's rock station.
I've become my dad, and uh it scares me a

(37:56):
little bit.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Like, I know video games. Never a big video game guy.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I love Nintendo growing up, got into maybe the PlayStation two, right,
and like what college years something.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
My dad bought the Atari twenty six hundred for himself,
like we're growing up for us. Yeah, we were like
I think we're like four or five or something, and
I remember him setting the whole thing up like this
is kind of cool, like he bought it for himself.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah. I was texting my brother the other day because
I remember we had an Atari, but I couldn't remember
which one, so it was the twenty six hundred, I
think the fifty four hundred or something like that, and
uh yeah, and he was like, yeah, seventy Christmas is
seventy nine. Wow, my my parents got him the Atari
twenty six hundred.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
By the way, you think they're cool because they're nostalgic.
Now they're still dumb again. Someone someone's selling an Atari
twenty six hundred on Facebook marketplace for one hundred and
fifty dollars and someone's gonna buy it and hey, let's
play combat. And then about a minute in you're like
combat sucks.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
So does tennis with the paddle That was that Remember
a couple of years ago, it was you would you
couldn't even buy them. They were they were sold off
the shelves, the little Nintendo's as they had like fifty
fifty games, one hundred games or whatever on it, and
then you plug it in and you realize, boy, then
Nintendo game sucks. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Tech Mobile was dumb. I used to like Ghost and Goblins.
I thought that was cool. Yeah, because so he had yep.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
So, so my little guy he tells my wife and
I that for Christmas he wants a PC. Yeah right,
And I'm like, like, you mean like a hard computer,
like a like a plugged in computer, and he goes, yeah,
because that's what all the kids are playing video games
now on. And I'm like, what happened to like the

(39:38):
PS fives and the Xbox zero two's, Like where are those?

Speaker 4 (39:43):
See?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
I gotta I gotta look into that because you would
think that would be the better system.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I would think so too. And we put a lot
of money into xboxes and you know, other stupid switches
and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
How much faster does it have to go?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Like what's the reason for the piece? And like what
are you playing? So dude, I know nothing about when
I barely know anything about the Xbox worlds and the
PlayStation worlds, But so now he wants this PC stuff
and he's like, yeah, that's what all my friends are
playing on now. And my oldest son who's in college,
he uses a PC to play games, so that's kind

(40:19):
of I think where he got it from. So yesterday
I'm having lunch with my son who's in college, and
I was like, dude, I gotta tap out on this,
and you got to tell me exactly what to get
because I don't know anything, Like I don't, like, I
know nothing about PC gaming, right, Like what are you trying?
Like what are the specs on that I had? It's

(40:41):
easy you buy an Xbox. You buy an Xbox right, Like,
but like this, I think I have to like piece together,
like I gotta buy a screen, I gotta buy a
CPU unit, I gotta buy a keyboard, I gotta buy
a headphone.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
So it'll blow your mind. You can actually build a
computer from scratch. My cousin did it. Man, he ordered
all these.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
To go.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, what's what's the good old computers?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
We used to have the compacts?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Well even my dad remember remember Gateway, Yeah, Gateway was
thinking that was a big deal. My dad ordered a
Gateway and it was the first computer where like you
just bought a computer and they sent everything to you.
You just had to plug it in and it was
all set up for you. But like this is like
this is legit, Like I gotta figure stuff out, and

(41:26):
I don't know anything about PC game.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
And this is a real thing, man, Because my kids
mentioned it too that he wants a PC. I'm like, well,
the PS five is perfectly fine. What what how much
is that going to be?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
What? What can you do with a PC? You can't
do with it?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
But dude, the cost I'm talking here grand, You're gonna
be about two grand And.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Then he's not getting he's not getting that forgress. No,
I can tell you that.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
But again, like again, I don't understand why you have
the game on there you can play. What's the reason
for a PC is because it looks cool? And listen
these guys as I play online, the ones that our
kids followed, my kids playing the video game, and on
the side he has just watching watches somebody else play
a video game too. I'm like, bro, this is it's
my son started these gamer rooms look pretty cool, man, Dude.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Fourteen years ago, maybe my son started doing that with Minecraft. Yeah,
he would play Minecraft and then watch YouTubers play Minecraft's it,
and I'm and and so I'm like, I I'm my dad.
I remember my dad sitting and uh and helping me
hook up the Nintendo that I got in Christmas of
eighty eight. So I get the Nintendo and dude, my

(42:34):
dad looked at it like this thing was like it
might have been from Mars.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Yeah, He's like, what is this?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Like, I'd like, my dad had no time for video games.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
The old Atari had like it was like little little
forks that had to go under the screw and when
you wanted to play the ga went you had to
you had to switch it from like TV to games.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah, we thought that was a big deal.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Man, I forget it now broke even my kids stay
of so far surpassed me when it comes to it.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
I think I used the technology.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Because I would take an old rickety Philip said, screwdriver
and and and it gets shocked because I had to
unscrew the screws to get the little forks out. That's dude,
you know what. I remember what a big deal it
was when it went to the RCA cables and you're like,
you don't need the unscrewed stuff. In the back of
the TV.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
There's a red, Yeah, white, I can use the other
connector yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
And then sometimes you wouldn't have to put the yellow in,
but the red and the white had to go in. Yes.
So I don't know, dude. I I I had to
talk to my oldest son and say, hey, you gotta
help me out with this one man, because I'm I'm
clueless when it comes to this PCs.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Here's my entitled little prick. He's up there playing this
game online. It's PS five on Minecraft. Whenever he's like, dad,
it's glitching, I'm like, man, do you know the money
that I spent on a router to up because honestly, god, look,
if you ever go look at your router, I've got
like thirty things. I've got fire six and everything attached this.
So I had up my speed into I don't know,
it's like a million over.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
A year or two ago.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
It's clicks and I'm like, bro, there is nothing more
than I'm going to invest into this, or there's nothing
more I can do. We have the hottest package you
can get when it comes to internet gaming. There's nothing
else can do. And guess what, you know what, there's
a wireless signal running through the house. It's going to glitch.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
I had to call the cable company, and the cable
guy came out and he's like, yeah, you're you're gonna
need You're gonna need the top of the line. And
I was like, what, so what is it? What exactly
do you do? And he's like, I just gotta, I gotta.
It was all like he didn't even change out the modem.
He had to change something through like the cable line.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Oh yeah, you could call him on the phone to
be like, yep, we'll just we'll just flip a switch
right here from from a headquarter.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Like you couldn't do that to begin with, right right?

Speaker 2 (44:49):
You want even take the box like I thought I
was gonna get like a cool new modem. No, He's
like he's like, yeah, I could do it for my truck.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
I got a little satellites set up and all the
receptacles it's supposed to push the.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
We're off fire and everything else. I have that in
my basement.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
I had the cause, yeah, because you know what, it
was lagging in the basement for my son playing video games.
So I had to get that that the what are
they called extenders? Oh yeah, yeah, you got extemped the
whole house.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
If these kids knew how much damage we're doing to
their brains from this five G that's going through the house,
my god st.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
So yeah, So I'm stuck here. I don't know anything
about PC gaming. I got to dive into that world now,
a dude. And if it, dude, if it costs more
than a couple hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
You're building a computer ban I'm out state of the art.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Look we get back with what they called you nied?
You have again? You think you got in bed. An
unidentified fifty nine year old man had to call an ambulance.
This is embarrassing after his attempt to self pleasure himself
turned into a cardiovascular emergency. While in the midst of

(45:56):
doing the thing. How fast was he moving his hand?
The man were orderly tour an artery, leading to uh
tingling in his hands. His jawl becomes tight. I guess
that's a sign when you're having a heart attack. At first,
doctors were baffled by his symptoms, but later learned through
a battery of tests that they were being caused by
a torn a order valve, which is.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
That that's a big that's a big valve.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah, he was caught, and it was caught in time
and he ended up living, but had to explain to
the doctors what he was doing because.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
That embarrassing too. If you're naked, you know, somebody finds
you your pants are down and help pull his pants up.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
That ain't cool.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
So when cops got to arrest the naked guy, you know,
that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Man, Like I had a buddy who always would go
to hookers because he was like, it's just easier than dating.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Yeah, man, I get it.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
And I was like, and I'm like, I would be
the guy. And I've talked about it before on the show,
like as soon as I give the money to the
hooker cops, you know, they kick in the door and
there you go, like low level radio DJ. You know,
picture all the front page of the newspaper no one
reads anymore and uh and that would be it, and

(47:04):
it would be uh, it would be embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
The hugs Yeah right, Like I.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
I no, I know a couple of people that go
to them, and I'm like, I would be the guy
where you go and you pay the money and then
all of a sudden, the cops kick in the door
and there I am on the table with the you know,
the Asian lady next to me.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
And walking out with the towel on. Yeah, it's embarrassed, dude.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Look at the owner of the Patriots right, Like it
can happen to the really famous people too, you know.
And yeah, that guy from the Patriots, how embarrassed was he? Like?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
You know they they goofed on it during the Tom
Brady Rose. Yeah, we're better off just having him come
in to the studio. You know, do we have massage
therapists we're going to We would just have him come
to the.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Studio, you know, while we're working.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Imagine they kicked the door into the studio.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Right and there we are all in the air. How embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Thanks to a prison inspection report, a woman has been
sent back to lock up after it was discovered she
missed a probation appointment twenty years ago. The identified woman,
by all accounts, had kept the clean record after her
brush with the law, and was currently a mother who
worked with children. When the missed appointment was discovered, she
was hauled away and forced to serve the remaining twelve
weeks of her sentence.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
She lost her job as a result.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
The crime for which she had been arrested was not revealed,
but officials have openly asked if it was really necessary,
after twenty years in this woman living a clean life,
to rip her back in the jail for missing one
probation appointment. The gen Z crowd are we gen Z?
I think we're Generation ASKS, right, I think I am

(48:40):
gen Z? No your ex your Generation X. Yes, the
gen Z crowd takes a lot of crap, and sometimes
it's well deserved, but it might not.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Be their fault there in her twenties. Is that the
gen Z is.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Right after I gen Z's like the mid eighties, right,
you were born in the mid eighties. Talk what thirty thirties?
Probably mid thirties, probably like five forty, Yeah, something like that.
Generational issues have included an inability to cope with life,
being easily offended by speech they don't agree with, not
being able to take criticism, and poor job and communication skills. Well,

(49:15):
it might be easy to pass us off as them
just being a lazy generation. Simple logic would suggest that
they that's how they were raised, and that means us,
the gen xers, we did a crappy job of raising them,
and we shielded them from discomfort. I one hundred percent
agree with that. We have a generation now of people

(49:36):
who don't know how to deal with issues because they
never had to deal with issues.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Now you have to be in uncomfortable situations.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I can think back on times I don't know, man,
it's like you did things you could have killed yourself,
or you were in danger and stuff. You did it
back playing out in the woods or falling around with
cars and stuff like, there were.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
So many times they're in danger. May have been the
very smart Jordan Peterson was on a podcast and he
was saying, it's the simplest thing of kids going out
and playing outside without parents, just going out and they
were able to figure out an issue. If you had
an issue with another kid, you figured it out.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Was it with fists?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Was it with talking? Was it with yelling? But you
figured it out on your own. There weren't parents there.
Helicoptering over to to to you know, intervene.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Like getting lost, trying to find your way back home,
like being lost in the woods and then figuring it
out and getting out of like we did all that.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
How about that, Like you know, I remember going out
on on with my bike, you know, with with with
a bunch of friends out in the woods, and what
happens my chain pops off. I have to figure out
how to put that chain back on, right, Like, that's
that's on me to figure that out. There's not a
parent there and then and that that we lack that
now and and I think we are, you know, I

(50:52):
mean if you look at the kids in the generation
we have now and you see that.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
I tell my wife, we want to be there. You
want to you want to do it as much as
you can for your kid. But you're really harming the man.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
You really are, And it's it's it's sad man, and
and yeah, uh it's it's tough. So yeah, I agree
that we can blame this generation for being awful, but
we're the ones that did it to ye. Yeah, sure,
there you go. Those people they have at bed you
not so much.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Why don't your point seven ZXL SAP Jerseys rock stations
VXL one to show uh, Phillies played today early.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
I liked it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
It was actually so so nice to have a game
start at five eight.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
If you're a baseball fan, today is a good day
because you have I believe it kicks off three oh
eight you have the Tigers Guardians and it's every two hours.
Then you have five o eight you have the Phillies
taking on the Mets. Then U it's seven o eight
you have Don't Kill Me. I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
This is like march Man. And then nine o eight
you have Dodgers Padres. Yeah, like my buddy, I'm gonna
meet up tonight and watch somebody the game tonight, nice
and early, little happy hour thing. So last night I'm
watching the game, like as I'm driving home.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
From you know, I couldn't even make it to the
end of the game. I fell asleep. Did you really
even know?

Speaker 2 (52:11):
It was a five away game? It got to be
like all close to eight o'clock and I just started
nodding off, like this is why you're.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Better off here in the broadcast here on the radio station.
I'm watching the game on my on the YouTube TV
and I'm listening to the national the national guy.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
I think it was ESPN.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
They were brutal.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
It was almost it was almost too relaxed, like I
don't know, I guess I don't know who the guys
are to do it, like Joe Buck and the other guy,
like I like them, like they were cool to listen to, right,
these guys are like you and I just commenting like, well, why.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Is he throwing it there? Or this guy? Like it
was almost like they were favoring the Mets. It's like
when the Eagles do preseason games and it's on like
six ABC and it's like the weather guy, Yeah play
and it's like Don Tollison and it's like.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Like, why why are you doing this? Maybe because they
have too many games going on.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Maybe the national broadcast that we got was like thet
it's ESPN.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
I think it was ESPN last night. I don't know
who does it for ESPN, but yeah, man, you really do. Look,
you've got to appreciate the radio broadcast. I love those
guys the Eagles with Merrill and Mike Quick as much
as I make fun of my Quick, yeah, because he
just he's the guy who does the sponsorships. He's like,
I brought you by Ootz. But but I mean it's iconic.

(53:30):
You know, you listen to that local broadcast and it's iconic.
But yeah, when you got to listen to the national guys,
it kind of sucks.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Like he's even like the Mets are pitching and he's
almost like, well, he should pitch it here, he should
do this, like he's rooting for them to get the out.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
I'm like to the Mets broadcast.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Bob Costas got called out for this the other day.
He was calling the Yankees game and the Yankees lost
to the Royals, and he actually like the way he
called it was like he was bummed out the Yankees loss.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Oh, excited, Yeah, I got it right, like, and didn't
do that, man, It's.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Like your more like you're Bob Couss. What are you doing, dude?
Call the game?

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Yeah, check and go home, man, Like.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
You can't do that stuff. And a lot of people
say Collinsworth does that and Joe Buck does that. I
don't have a problem with Chris Collinsworth at all. I
actually like Chris Collinsworth and I like Joe Buck. I
think they're two good broadcasters. Now, the guy I love
and now he's kind of buried on Amazon now is
al Michaels.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
I love Michael good Man. I grew up with the
al Michaels, Frank Gifford, Yeh Diadorf crew man. Diodorf was awful,
but the other two kind of pulled him through it
Frank Gifford, that was your crew.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Frank Gifford is just banging girls in hotel rooms. That's
not as wife. That's a broadcast. Yeah. By the way, yeah,
five away, first pitch that you can hear right here. Yeah,
And like I said, it's it kicks off at three
to oh eight, right, so like you got baseball all
afternoon and night long. Everyone.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Thanks your call today was well, come on the show, Glen.
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Speaker 4 (55:06):
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When you're smiling, keep on smiling, smile.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
I'm smiling, rocking out man