THURSDAY 10-10-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Oh, wake up, Wake up.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Hey man? What's happened? Good morning? They are definitely not
gonna win the trophy this year. Who is that my
wife's bowling team game? For the second week in a row,
They've only had three weeks of bowling league and for
the second week in a row, they all bailed. Oh,

(01:13):
they are definitely not in contention to win.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Now, Listen, if I was the parent here and I've
gone through this, my son did a tournament. He was like,
you know, he's getting his asked well, but it was
his first tournament. He didn't want to go back out there, said, listen,
you owe it to the other fighter on that match.
He go out there and to gun and compete, and
he did. He pushed through it. He didn't want to,
but he did well. Like somewhere there's a team We're like, hey,
we're ready to kick some masks tonight. And then the
team doesn't show up, you get nobody just wants to win.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Handed to him. Man, they want to earn that win.
And it was It's funny because my wife wasn't feeling great,
but she was gonna. She was She was like, but
I gotta do it, Like we got to do the
bowling league. And then I guess it's like late afternoon.
All the other girls because it's like an all girl
bowling league. They were like, yeah, I think we're all
going to bail. My wife's like, I actually it worked out,
but I'm like, okay, so the ball you know what

(02:00):
it was. I think it was a night of drinking. Yeah.
And for the gals, well no, I think the original
idea was a night of drinking and they're like, we
should start a bowling team, right, and then they sign
up and then it's like, well you gotta there's you know,
you gotta go once a week and do the thing.
And then you don't want to and then and then

(02:20):
all of a sudden, the day comes, the night comes,
and you know, you're like, I don't want to do
this thing. Yeah. So was it was it all girls
or was it like a co ed thing? Oh, it's
all girls. Girl. It's an all girl bowling league. It's
our buddy over at Square Theaters down to Rio Graham.
Do the shoes are they? Are they heels? Do they
wear heels? Or they wear heels? They do? Yeah, you're

(02:40):
bowling and high heels. Yep, that's kind of cool man.
Yep they were big clog heels. There you go.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Perfect. Yeah, yeah, my short skirts on? I love it?
What a what a bowling league?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
This is so so Yeah. So they're definitely not gonna
hoiste that trophy up, I can tell you that. Did
they go back at all? Did they finish out the season?
I posted have some other games left? I mean probably not.
And once again, I'm sure there was a fee to
get in. So now we're just wasting that money.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah. Just pictures of wine, that would be awesome for
the girls league. Don't do pictures of beer. The girls
aren't drinking beer box wine. Yeah, pictures of wine.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Oh, my wife can't even drink. She just drive home.
She has a forty minute drive home. Yeah, no, wonder
she bailed. The whole thing. Sounds like it sucks now. Yeah,
you can't even have some funds again, But when you're
drinking in two am right. You're like, yeah, it's like
when you make plans with somebody you just met and
you're drunk and you're like, we're on a hang out.
You never do sounds like fun at the time and

(03:37):
the time. Yeah, I'm gonna come Yeah, we're gonna come
back here next year.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
That's why Amazon's so dangerouscause you could be anywhere anytime.
You can just order things you don't need. Yeah, oh,
drunk purchases. Come on, man, everybody. Thursday, we're getting to that.
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Speaker 1 (03:57):
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(04:20):
everybody do it Lit, I can go alrite it and
we'll do it Lit. And things sucks I'm Scotty. Good morning.
Here's some news for us. On a Thursday, Milton overnight

(04:41):
hit Florida. Hi, guys, it's not a very powerful name
for hurricane, right, like Helene. At least Helene. I think
it gives almost like a Greek goddess type type name. Yeah,
I think that was sister's name, like Milton Million. Milton
wasn't Milton the guy's name in office space that had
the stay glare. Yes, it was. The Delaware National Guard

(05:04):
and New Jersey National Guard are deploying nearly two hundred
soldiers and dozens of vehicles to Florida to help with
the Hurricane Milton response, which we don't even know because,
like I said, it hit overnight, really, so we're just
starting to see some of the devastation. And I know
one of the baseball stadiums the roof got ripped off.
It's I mean, we just me and you just saw

(05:26):
on TV there was a house that was on fire
but it was pouring rain. I don't even know how
that happened.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
The mane I saw last night that the guy that
stuck standing in the rain and the wind, his MC
kept cutting out because of the wind in the rain.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
But it did look good. We talked about the head
off the air. These weather people. You don't need to
stand outside. You could just stand in front of a
window and we can see that it's raining out. Give
me the report. That's all. That's all. Sky high electric
bills are getting the attention of New Jersey lawmakers. A
public hearing was held Tuesday to address the rising atlantic
to the electric bills. Congressman Jeff Van Drew called for

(05:58):
the hearing, saying consumer reported their bills jumped up to
four hundred percent more than they did last year. Yeah,
is that a mistake or is that what it is now? Well,
I think they're trying to get one over on people.
But don't worry, we're gonna get windmills. A suspect accused
of damaging a Philadelphia police vehicle while wearing a banana

(06:19):
costume during an illegal car meet up last month is
now in custody. He doesn't seem so bad, does it
when you're in a banana outfit? Oh, he's an Eighteen
year old Shane Thomas was arrested at his home. The
dangerous and violent scene unfolded two weeks ago, hundreds of
people in vehicles gathered for a car meetup and ended
up with thousands of dollars in damage and a police
officer injured. And this kid, I guess was running around

(06:41):
on camera in a banana outfit and he I assaulted
a police vehicle.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Like, look, if I got jumped walking in right by Fox,
i'd been damn man, I got my ass whooped, they
took my wallet. But if I got jumped in the
parking lot by the fruit of the loom, guys, I'm like,
I don't know, man, it was kind of funny, but
I did get my ass kicked at the same time.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, yeah, that's a that's a that. And I know
the banana outfit they're talking about too, because it's the
one that's always left over. It's spirit Halloween when you
go there on Halloween Day, that one. It's that one.
It's that one that no one ever buys. And you're like,
I guess I'm gonna have to be a banana this year.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
If you get sucker punched by an apple, that doesn't
sound so bad.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Uh, that's news. What about sports? It's over fills are out?
Uh just it's what are you gonna do about? Hard
to watch? Man? It was it was tough last night.
It was it was very it. They got hot way
early and they kind of fizzled out, and you had
a lot of guys man who just want to hit
home runs and you can't play baseball like that, and

(07:40):
that's you know, and then the relievers were a real
big problem too. They you know, you had guy Ranger,
who was their best pitcher for the first half of
the season has struggled, but he got through almost six innings.
And then it's just a it's just a mishmash of
guys going in there and just letting up hits, and
Mets are just a better team. This is the problem.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like the shore were sounds like really cool in the
season when he's hitting, he's cranking them out, but now
the Shwarba bomb doesn't sound so cool anymore.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Well he I'll tell you what you gotta give last night, Yeah,
last night. But he's stepped up quite a bit. But
you got guys Trey Turner, Harper, Alec Bohm who was
awesome the first half of the season. He made it
to the All Star Game. He was making mistakes that
like high school kids. Yeah, he bobbled the ball cup times,

(08:27):
the ball he couldn't figure out how many outs there
were and then where to throw the ball, and it
just it was, you know what, it just they they
it wasn't it's not And unfortunately these guys are getting older,
and I don't know if this was the year for
it to happen or not. H forty nine or Seahawks.
That's going to be tonight for Thursday Night football. Eagles.

(08:49):
They're getting back to normal. A J. Brown, DeVante Smith,
and Lane Johnson uh started practicing yesterday, So it looks
like they're all going to be in the game on
Sunday against the Browns. Is it day? I don't even
know when the Eagles play, Yes, Sunday one o'clock game
against the Browns. We should beat the Browns. Yeah, you
should beat the Browns. Brown's a good warm up game

(09:09):
for him. Yeah. Yeah. Like they're playing they're Alabama. Theyre
playing Louisiana Tech. Didn't Deshaun Watson walk off the field
the other day? Like I think there was a play
where the coach wanted to go for it and Deshaun
Watson was like no and just walked off the field
fourth and one. He didn't feel good about the call.
The coach pro athletes. Now it's got to be ridiculourustrating.

(09:33):
And yesterday the Governor Phil Murphy, the Camden Mayor of
Vic Castafeern and some other New Jersey leaders toward what
would be the site for the Sixers if they were
to move to Camden yesterday. That's interesting. Yeah, so you know,
Philadelphia is vying for Chinatown. Everyone who is a fan

(09:56):
of the Sixers wants them to stay in South Philly,
and now cam in the mix saying hey, we'll give
you anything you want if you come to Camden. There
you go. That's news. That's what's Hey, Sunday today, hyph
to sixty four clear tonight over forty one tomorrow for year,
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(10:18):
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Speaker 3 (11:08):
It's lunch point Seven's THEXL South Jerseys Rock Stations, EXL
one the rock Stations, the XL Show. I think I
know why customer service sucks now and you feel that
people are just being lazy.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
So yesterday, by the way, there's nowhere to kill time.
In the morning, I had somewhere I had to be. Yeah, dude,
COVID killed that. Yeah, I had to be somewhere at
A at ten thirty. Uh, and I you know, I
get out of here, so I got like an hour
and a half. There's nowhere to kill time, Like there's
there's the twenty four hour bars.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
There's there's nothing diners. Aren't it like that? That's there's
not anything. COVID killed it, man, all the twenty four
hour places or places that would open up early. It's
just now places open up at like nine o'clock, like
it's a nine to five. Yeah. So I get to
the place I was supposed to be out of ten thirty.
It's nine thirty.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
But then there's another place I wanted to go to.
They open at ten, So I scoot over to this
place right next door that I had to be air ten.
So I got like twenty minutes and I'm watching everybody
walk into this place. It's a very popular place. You
would buy a TV or a home stereo system or
a video game at this place.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Would it rhyme of rest rye uh very yes, yes
it does. With that is that I can't believe that's
still a store.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
You know what, man, they got and I'll give it
out now because I got two of them. Is they
have a like dirt cheap TVs that I needed for tea.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
They so they've started doing the Walmart thing.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Dude, I paid two nine for a fifty five inch TV.
I grabbed two for my man cave downstairs to upgrade
my TVs. Man at two o nine, I'll do.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
It because that was a place that always had kind
of held tight with their prices. And then like Walmart
came in, and you know, a TV at best Buy
would be one thousand dollars. Walmart be like, no, we're
gonna sell for four ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Well they yeah, Like I even went to Walmart Sam's Club,
Like I looked at all of the one line and
I was shocked too.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
The best Buy had like the best deal on these TVs.
But dude, for a file, best Buy was the place,
like that's where you would buy your DVDs, your computers. Dude,
I couldn't. It's been I think I bought an iPad
in like twenty thirteen. Yeah, twenty twelve, twenty thirteen. That
was the last time I stepped inside of the best.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Buy Amazon because Amazon man for something, Amazon has it
and they just they just send it to my house.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Well, and that's the thing is like and even remember
like stores like h H Greg like like you know,
it was all these stores that did that was all
they did was TVs and appliances and stuff. And they
just kind of kind of went by the wayside because honestly, dude,
if I buy a TV, I go to Walmart, Like, look,
I know, I'm only gonna get five six years out
of it. It's okay. It's an eighty five inch TV

(13:43):
for ninety seven dollars. Yeah, it's okay. I'm cool with that.
I think about that too.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Like you brought up a good point. Most likely they're
all made in the same warehouse. They just put different
names on it and hangs on the wall. I don't
need a warranty. I'm not moving the thing. It's not
doing anything. It's just gonna hang on the wall. Just
I'm gonna have for two oh nine, I'll get a
TV so I can watch the games.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's like people, you know when they when they shop
for like dishwashers or microwaves. Dude, they're all made by
the same plant in China, and you know, and then
they're assembled what you know, Sometimes sometimes they're assembled here
in the States, but most most times they're not.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
But like microwaves, they're all made by sharp Yeah. Like
what like what on that fifty five TV between the uh?
I think it was an It's Insignia brand or whatever.
Like the difference between that and a Samsung, Like, what
what piece in that TV makes it so much better
that it's seven hundred dollars more. I don't know, it's big.
I could see the game. That's it, and that's what
it is.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Remember they started doing the TVs that were curved, and
then for a while, remember when that stupid movie with
the Blue People came out and they had the three
D TVs and people people, Dude, people dropped early in
the early in the UH in the two thousands, when
they came out with the flat screens. Dude, people were
dropping thousands of dollars on TV.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Thirty two inch. I thought it was the coolest thing.
Thirty two inch TV cost me twelve hundred dollars. Yeah, yeah,
and I had to do thirty two inch TV. I'm
not even kidding you. Right now, I could go to
Walmart and get you a thirty two inch TV. It's
like seventy five dollars. Not a big deal anymore. I
know when it first came out, I'm like, how.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Does that TV?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Where does the space in the back of the wall
go to? Because I'm thinking you're gonna hang a TV.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
In the wall. We grew up in a generation where
TVs were a piece of furniture. Yeah, yeah, where was I?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Oh, by the way, So I'm watching waiting to go
into this place. Yeah, and I'm watching workers go in.
And I don't know what a vape pen does to you.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I don't know, I even know. I don't even know
the reason for a vapeen. Are you trying to get high?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Are you trying to curb the fact that you have
a cigarette habit and you can't smoke and smoke inside?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
So this is where I get confused.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
I'm watching people walk in vaping before they get the work.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
So vaping it can be tobacco, which is a way
I guess that the curb your cigarette usage. But then
also it is you can also have it with pot, right,
So I don't know, Like that's not my world. So
I don't know. I you know, I don't vape, But
like I got buddies who vape nicotine? But then I
got he's who vape pot? But do you think you can?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Now?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
You can vape nicotine indoors because it's not like a
stupid is that?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
But you can still smell the thing?

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
It smells worse than a cigarette, might as well blow
smoke in my face.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
I've had to tell people in my own house stop,
like you can stop, stop, like like I don't want
you doing it, especially because I know in a couple
of years you're gonna find out that that vaping is
way worse than than smoking a cigarette a chemical. Man, Like,
I don't let you smoke a cigarette in my house,
So why do you think it's okay to vape in
my ass?

Speaker 3 (16:29):
And that's an employer. Like if somebody walks in and
you're the manager and you know they vaped in the
parking lot, I mean, isn't that the same thing as smoke?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Are we so leanient now? Or maybe it was a cigarette.
I don't know, man, because I know these people, Like dude,
I remember we had a party and a guy was
like really losing it because he needed to charge his
his his vape pen. And I'm like, I'm like, that's
you just look stupid.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, It's like it's the same desperation when you go
out of a pack of cigarettes and you're out, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, Like yeah, I don't know, dude, I don't think
I would ever. I never thought I would say this,
but smoking cigarettes looks way cooler than smoking a vape pen. Dude.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I was going through pictures this morning. There's a picture
of us on a boost cruise and you got a
cigarette in your mouth, and you look by far the
coolest guy in the whole picture.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Man, there is something cool about smoking. That was when
I fell off the wagon. I smoked for about a year. Yeah,
you need to fall off that way in my mid thirties. Yeah,
Oh do. I tell my wife all the time man
that if if I come home with a pack of
Parliament lights, then I got six months to lift it.
That's how you're gonna go out. Because I miss smoking,
Like I could give up drinking tomorrow. I could give

(17:37):
up you know, a sugar pizza whatever, smoking, man, I
miss it.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
We talked about my wife and I talked to how
we don't smoke. We never have smoked, and thank God,
Like she's like, what if I took up smoking? I
was like, well, first of all, yeah, that would be
awful thing. And then I would I would go heavy
on cigars because she knows, like I will smoke a
cigar occasionally, and she knows when I get home, and
I got think like, but.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Now they make me it's like American spirits and stuff
that are like more herbal you know. Yeah, And I'm
just like, man like, like go for it. Yeah dude,
my wife would kill me. Yeah. Yeah, I got enough.
I got enough vices in my life. I don't need
to throw smoking and the and the fact dude, it's
like eleven dollars a pack. Now.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
I watched guys at wahwah. Man, it's like a pack
of cigarettes and it's like a coffee. It's like, I
don't know, eighteen blocks, damn bro.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
But yeah, dude. And and I like, I'll be with
guys who vape pot and they'll just do it in
a restaurant or they'll just yeah, man, We've had people
in the studio just come in and vape, and I'm like,
I don't want to, dude, I don't I have no
idea what that's doing to your body. And now you're
blowing it into my face too. Get out of here
with that. I could just assume you're not gonna want

(18:45):
to work harder when you get to the job. If
you're vaping weed, well that's dude, I mean, that's the
the old smoke break. You know, look here at our studio,
our building, we have a there's like a class where
you know, women learn how to clean teeth and uh
to they go outside of our building and they all smoke. Ye,

(19:08):
And that's I guess that's the break that you want.
It's it's the breaking class where you're like, oh, I
got to run out and have a cigarette. Well, it's
just a bad look because you're in scrubbs. It'd be
like your doctor coming in smoking a cigarette. They had
to pu you got to drop some pounds, like do
I docs. They had to put a memo out building
wide to say, can you guys not smoke in front
of the doors because you're creating a cloud of smoke

(19:30):
people have to walk through.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Look, we get back, we'll do some rock news.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Here's some rock news for you. D Snyder was being interviewed.
He's some Twisted Sister, and I guess uh he said, uh.
He he wrote all the songs, so he gets all
the money from Twisted Sister, and the rest of the
guys don't guess. The only money they make is when
they go out on tour. Uh so oh, he said,

(20:03):
I joined Twist his sister and I joined the band
that existed. I guess there was a band before Twisted.
This is D Snyder, A D's Nuts Snyder. He said
there they were older guys. They're a few years older
than me, and they were all from New York City. Uh,
they had a New York attitude. But then I kind
of took over the band. I started writing songs. So

(20:24):
why would I share that with the band? So D
is saying, yeah, I'm gonna take all the money. I mean,
I guess you know there's three or four hits there.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
But I look, I don't know anything about I mean,
I'm not huge in the rock music, but I couldn't
tell you an artist or I couldn't tell you any
of the guys that play in.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Twist's Sister other than D. D. Steer.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
We've never even mentioned their names, Like at least I
know C. C. De Ville, you know from Poison.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
And Ricky Rockett and Ricky Rockett could you talk about so? So, yes,
I get that. Man. This becomes a big point of contention,
especially in the later years of bands, where you know,
look Paul McCartney and John Lennon, you know, they were
the ones that got all the money because they were
the ones that wrote the songs. He's like, I got
a song, just give me a basso boo boo and

(21:14):
I'm gonna yell come on here the noise. Yeah, so
it's you know, the band live, the band live. Man.
It ripped that band apart, where at Kowalchuk was like,
I wrote all these hit songs, like I don't I'm
not sharing this money with you guys. And then there
are bands that are like, you know what, the four
of us were in this together and we're gonna take

(21:35):
an equal cut, like Botley Cruz like that. You know,
it's it's And that's why Mick Mahr's got so pissed
off when he left the band because he you know,
they they cut his twenty five percent of the profit
of the band. Let's see here, Visio, that's I thought
that was a TV brand. It is, but I guess

(21:55):
they have. Now all these TV brands are like launching
their own like streaming services, Like Roku has its own
streaming service.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Roku actually the Amazon Firestick. I jumped over to Roku
from Firestick.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah. Well, Visio is launching a channel and one of
their first shows is going to be rock Star Kitchen
Chronicles hosted by Gavin Rosdale from Bush. It's gonna premiere
in twenty twenty five. It's a free streaming service on
videos Watch Free Plus. So he's gonna cook with people

(22:31):
I can't do whatever. I don't care. So some of
his guests that are lined up are Serena Williams, Common,
the rapper sell The Blair, the actress Brooks Shields. Tom
Jones is going to be one of the one of
the people that he's going to be cooking with. It's
not unusual guy. All right, you want to hear a

(22:53):
great Tom Jones story. So I used to do a
lot of work at Hooters. Right. I used to host
like a weekly bikini pageant at Hooters for years, for
early two thousands. I would go behind the kitchen and
the I threw some wings around. So I did a
lot of work for him, and so I was hanging
there quite a bit. I got friendly with one of

(23:14):
the waitresses and she told me that her mom was
a groupie for Tom Jones, and so when Tom Jones
came around to like the Northeast, she was the one
that Tom Jones would call up and be his girl. Okay, okay,
but then the mom got older. Then the mom pawned

(23:36):
off the daughter that was the waitress in Hooters. Then
she became Tom Jones side people want I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like really out, I look like this is so
your mom pawned you off on Tom Jones. And the
girl was into it. Man, she was like, yeah, he's
so sexy, and I'm like he was old then, and
that was twenty some years ago. Wow, Gene Simmons, I

(23:59):
I don't follow Dancing with the Stars. Do you follow
Dancing with the Stars? No, So Gene Simmons was a
guest on Dancing with the Stars. He wasn't dancing, but
I guess he was like a guest judge and they
were doing like a rock night. So they did a
couple of kiss songs, and I guess he's getting a
lot of There's a lot of people who are yelling
at him on Twitter because he was sexist and kept

(24:24):
saying how the girls need to be hotter and the
guys aren't hot enough. Well makeup he was No, he
was not in the in the the demon makeup. No,
what what kiss songs are they dancing to? They opened
up dancing with I can tell you right now they
have a ballad. Well, I guess it doesn't have to

(24:45):
be balanced it. They opened so they did bon Jovi's
Living on a Prayer, You Give Love a bad Name,
Aerosmith walked This Way, cherry Pie by Warrant, Europe's final Countdown,
Twisted Sisters, I'm not going to take a quiet Riots,
come on, field of noise, poisons, nothing but a good time,
White Snake, Here we go, Scorpions, rock you like a hurricane,
and they did, Oh, of course, rock and roll again.

(25:10):
That's what I thought, is what they opened up the
show with. So so Jane, I kept, I guess talking
about how hot the girls were, and people, now, you know,
get offended by that.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
You got the dancers probably haven't. They weren't even born
when these songs came out. No, they have no idea
what they're listening like twenty years old, dude. They weren't
born when Britney Spears came out.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
This song sucks. There you go some rock das point
you know which, Jojo and Scotty and we've got your ticket.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
It's Metallicas and seventy two world tour rock stations.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
ZXL Morning Show. So your wife's gonna like this because
your wife is what would be considered a prepper. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So my my oldest daughter, yesterday, I get this text.
Let me pull it up, which, by.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
The way, so I had to have a discussion with
my wife, so I take things off of the shelf
of decord that she wanted to hold on too. So
I take that off. So now that's a big pile
in my garage. We're supposed to sell. So I used
that shelf to put all the stuff that we're prepping.
But she didn't sell the stuff that she was supposed
to sell. But now it's in a big pile of
my garage.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Gotja? So yeah, So and she needs to sell the
stuff to pay for the prepping stuff. Let's it's a
full circle. It's got to work. So my oldest daughter
text that we have a family chain of texts, right,
and she texts this yesterday out of nowhere, can we
collectively has a family come up with like a survival

(26:35):
pack in case of World War three? Like this, Yeah,
we need like solar power to everything and rations. Now
here's the problem. She gets caught up into TikTok and
which one is? Which daughter is this? This is Joey, Okay, gotcha.
So she gets caught up in like internet stuff, and
I think she got into a wormhole of internet stuff

(26:58):
where it was telling her that the world is ending.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, well you can do that. Yeah, And I used
to two three years ago, like you're crazy. I don't
know if these people are so crazy anymore. Maybe I'm crazy.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
But when I get that text, you know, what I
read is that it's gonna cost me money because she's
gonna want to say that we have to, you know,
pack up all this stuff at the house, and I
just did. My only response back to her was get
off the internet.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
She's on the right track now, because you do need
the food and the solar panel because uh, like they
make solar generators and again, how long is this thing.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Going to last?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
To get three days worth of a generator and then
I'm just gonna die after that.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
No, the solar panels will run off electric.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yes, so it doesn't. It comes from the sun. It's
the generator. You get the electric that the generator runs
from the sun. But again you get a cloudy day.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
But predicament, you have solar panels on your house, they're
not running your your house. The electrics running your house. Yes,
you're right, this is a solar power generator. So a
solar power generator, you're right. Okay, So say it's a
it's a nuclear winter, right, there's a nuclear bomb that
goes up.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
There's hiccups in all of them, and the sun now
is being blocked by the clouds of the nuclear dust.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah. Where are we now? Now those solar panels don't
work anymore? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Actually I reached out to my brother because he's an electrician, right,
he's super super smart, he really is.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Like, so I said, he listen, in the event that
all this goes down. You know him, I mean you
talk about tinfoil hat. He's got the helmet and never
you get the whole suit. You know, he looks like
the tin man.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I want to say.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
When he we were redoing a house for him, he
I think he wrapped his walls and copper.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
So this couldn't I mean, it's that bad. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, So I said, hey, listen, the event that something
really goes down, can you somehow finagle these solar panels
with some type of thing where now I can use
them and and get general like and generate some type
of power and on on your room. Yeah, I'm talking
about zombies are coming to get us. We had to
figure it all out. He said, we could probably rig
something up. I'm like, okay, I trust you. I don't know,

(29:00):
ye dude, but once again we've talked about it. Do
you want to live in that world?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
No? I don't, man, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
I don't want to live in a world like like
we stocked up on ammunition. I don't want to live
in the world where I have to shoot my neighbors
because they're trying to get for a can of progresso
soup so their family can survive.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
I don't want to live in that world. Like we're
talking about like prepping, but like real people needed the prep.
Like look at Florida right now, right with that this
second hurricane in thirteen days. Yeah, those people need the prep. Yeah,
and you're made a good point.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
I would I would have no problem prepping with gasoline
if I knew a storm like that.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Was coming through.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Williamstown's not a big attraction when it comes to hurricanes
or tornadoes rippings over there.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I remember, I remember I sent my kids away during
Hurricane Sandy, and my mom away and I stayed in
beautiful downtown egg Harbor Township. I never lost power, Now
you're fine, right, I was eating frozen pizzas. I had
like three thirty packs. Like it was. It was actually
a nice vacation away from my family, especially because I

(29:57):
was going through a divorce at the time. It's a
lot of damn mention.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
You know.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
There was damage to the houses. Now, there was no
damage in my house. People, I mean up down the shore.
I don't remember people and Brigantine being stuck on their
rooms waiting for.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
A Yeah, yeah that was see. See your your new Brigantine.
You don't know old Brigantine. Brigantine got hit the hardest.
Don't talk about five five foot of water in your house. Yeah, wow,
why do you think all the houses are raised? Well,
I get it, yeah, I got you got some water
in the bottom. But I didn't know what was that bad?
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. People were stuck on their
like second four people die. Yes, well I feel terrible. Yeah.

(30:31):
See look this is the problem. This is your your
your snobby new Brigantine. Yeah you don't know. You don't
know the history of Brigantine. Do you remember, dude, the
President went to Brigantine. I do remember that, Yeah, yeah,
because it was hit so bad. It was I believe
it was Sayerville and Brigantine got hit like the hardest
when it came to the flooding from uh from Sandy,

(30:52):
but not me, a cover township. I never lost power. Yeah,
you don't need the prep like you. And I was
watching reruns of Weeds the vacation for you. It was great. Yeah,
like I mean less, We're gonna lose some power.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
You want to you want to fire up the generator
I have in my garage so I can keep my
freezer from my food going.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
And we did.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
We we lost power one time for I don't know,
it was like maybe four or five. Look at you,
for you, I'm saying we got we got through it
up the generator just to plug the freezer in, get
a canon.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
But we're not we're not ready to. We're not gonna
live a week. My oldest daughter is now a prepper
and now she's she's moving out in a couple of weeks.
So I'll take all her prep gear and I'll make
sure it gets to her place. We need to prep
these boxes and get them out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how
about we prep you moving out? Look, we get bag.
We'll do some headlines. This report is sponsored by.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
XL shap Jerseys Rock stations the XL show So Far,
So good Man. I decided to give my kids some
incentive of doing their homework. And here's the thing. It
falls on the parents a lot with with the with
the apps and everything else. Like it's they don't even
know what homework they have. Back back in the day,
you get your paper, you come home or you know,
you had to read the chapter and then do the

(32:07):
questions in the back. You knew what you had as
far as homework. Yeah, my kid doesn't write anything down,
and I get the emails of all the homework he has.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
It's been about a month that my kid's been back
in school, and I every day, do you have any homework?

Speaker 5 (32:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Nice, I'm like, so far, so good. I'm like okay,
And then he dude, he threw the line at me.
He goes, have you heard from my teacher? Mmmm? And
I go, okay, all right, dude, if you got it
under control. So apparently you know, it's middle school now
so they have like free periods, and he's like, I
do it at school. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
I was like, dude, as long as I don't hear
from your teacher. I'm a cool dude. So my kids
love video games. But here's the problem is during the week,
they'd be missing aside. This happened last year. They'd miss
assignments because they're so concerned anyone to do any of
this work, and they jump up there and do video
games real quick to do any of the assignments have
to do with video games.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Nothing. No, there's no no Fortnite one O one. You
don't have to do an essay on Mega man.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
No, but everything is on the computer. I'm like, I
get the addiction to the iPads and the computers because
even their homework is on the computer.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
So, uh so what we do is for for.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
The week Monday through Thursday, no video games. Because it
was a fight, man, it was hey, listen, is your
homework done? Yeah, it's done. That's it's not really dune.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
But you want to hear what they want to do.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, I said, I want you to focus on the
activities that you have throughout the week and your homework.
You do video games Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and you know,
on your weekends and we're not out doing stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
So that that was the rule. Now he has his homework.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
They load him up in the front part of the week,
where if you get it done by Thursday, you get
extra credit. So I said, listen, I'm gonna try this.
If you bust out all these assignments and they're done
by Wednesday, okay, then you guys get a little taste
of video games. Not a full blown four hours of
video games. No, no, now you're playing with fire, a little
taste of video games.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
That's like, that's like saying to a crackhead, Hey, you
don't do crack Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Yeah, yeah, right, I'll
give a little taste the crack on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
And this is for the because a seven year old man,
he got he has it down, he does his homework.
I don't have to bother him. This is for the
eleven year old. But what I did is I put
the I put them against one another. I told the
seven year old and said, if he completes everything he
has to complete by Wednesday, you guys can plow both
play video games. Okay, two weeks in, Dude, he's been
busting out his homework so so far, and again I

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haven't heard from the teacher.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Because this is what parenting is. Parenting is, you know,
holding stuff over your kid's head, negotiating. Sure, you got
to figure out how to how to reach your kid.
Every kid reached different. I don't want to be a
friend to my kid like like it's it's hey man,
like i'll do that, like I'll pay off my kid.
You know. Look, we did it when we had allowance. Right,

(34:45):
our parents would make us do stuff and they'd throw
us some shekels. Right, that was an allowance. I don't
think kids get an allowance anymore. I think that might
be a thing of the past.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
We're we were gonna start, but I don't even know
what that looks like. And here's what it is. What
so you can buy v bucks and nonsense. I was like,
that's that's not what allowance is for either. Like I
didn't just go buy things when I was like I did, dude, kid, dude,
that was my big thing. I saved it for like
a sony walkman, see dude.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
As soon as I got my allowance, I went to
u a comic book shop. Okay, you blew it on
that stole it on comic books, man. I remember it,
just I mean, I remember my parents getting so mad
at me because I get like, I don't know, ten
bucks right for an allowance for doing something for a
week or two, and dude, it would go right to
comic books.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Who would have thought that'd be an investment? Man, if
you still had them?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
No, they got stolen. Yeah, I gotcha. Yeah I was
a storage unit.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah yeah, so so yeah, little taste of video games
on Wednesdays. So far, homework's done. That's how I reached
my kids. Unfortunately, it's a shame. That's I wish they
were like, you know what, I just want to get
good grades and I would be smart.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Nah that house. Now you got to give them something?
How about this? So my kid today or yesterday goes, hey,
tomorrow's a half day, and I go, why is it's Thursday?
Why is it a half day? And he goes, it's
a it's a half day. And I said, I said, okay,
what about Friday? He goes, Oh, I'm off on Friday.
Why are you off on Friday? It was four day weekend.

(36:08):
It's Columbus Day weekend, four day weekend for Columbus Day,
a four and a half day weekend. He's got a
half day today. The teachers almost have Disney Disney trips. Like,
I'm like, why is it a half day? He was important?
He wasn't that important? Then, why why are you off
on Friday? Because I get it, Okay, Monday, you have
off on Monday, three day weekend. But he's taking off

(36:33):
Friday too. Yeah. The teachers Union's like, yeah, remember we
worked on that overtime during COVID online. We're just throwing
that in now.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I was like, all right, dude, have my kids off
on just Monday?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
No, we got a four and a half day weekend.
Are we off on Monday? Is it a holiday year
with the iHeart calendar? And they hit Italians and Italians
wow we are Yeah, and there's a there's a strict
no possible in our kitchen here, and so they hate
Italians and we are not off on the day.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Even Ryan Seacrest I saw him in the all way.
I mean he's like, you know, we don't get off
on Monday. I was like, ain't that something?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Man? Ain't that because see guy thought Seacrest was Italian. Yeah, look,
we uh we get back. We'll do some trash.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Oh love trash, anything thirty ny or dotty anything, racket
Rocky or roughing.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Love Crash, there's some trash for you. J Loo I
guess did an interview with the comedian Nicky Glazer and
opened up about her uh her breakup with ben af Flack.
She said that her whole f and world blew up.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Can we talk about p Diddy at all, because that's
what we really want to know? You dated the guy
for a while when all this is going on.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, I think, dude, I I think right now, a
lot of celebrities are hiding right, We're we're gonna, we're gonna,
We're just gonna put that under the rug over it.
He's like, oh, yeah, it's a bad man. I know
you hit your you have a picture of puff Dad
you I did know what I did? I took it
off the wall. A matter of fact, I found I
found the old flaunt.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Well.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I do feel bad man, because they're like, did he did?
He was a celest to my private because he's bending
down to sign my shirt. Yeah, but what he's looking
at look like it. I see it right at my
junk d to the eye, the d d y damn well,
And that's I do feel bad for some celebrities because
Diddy was a big celebrity and he had and he

(38:45):
threw big parties. So there are celebrities who just were
at Ditty's parties and took pictures with him, and they're like,
you look who was part of his sex colt And
it's like, no, man, I was there for an hour,
like I had a mazzarella stick and left right that.
I like, it's all I did. I didn't know did
he was up to doing this stuff? Well, I guess they.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Closed the doors, like there's flashing lights and then the
DJ goes wild and that's when you know it, like
it's on.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, that point, you better be out of the party
by then. I think it was Marlon Wayans Uh had
a great story. He goes, I was I was at
all those didty parties, and he goes, I always left
by like two right, like two am, and he goes,
I guess that stuff happened at like two fifteen, because
because I never saw any of it. Uh. Troy Aikman.
For some reason, Troy Aikman came out and said that

(39:30):
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey were engaged, and now like
the world went nuts, and now Aikman had to go
and say, like, no, I made a mistake doing the broadcast.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
I caught it too, he said, And the missus is happier,
so Kelsey sumping she was jumpy. He's like, and the
missus is starting to cut some miss and uh yeah.
And even even the other guy with the Joe buck
the plugs, the hair plugs. Yeah, even he had to
cut back and say, listen, you're gonna catch some crap
for that.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
You know they're not married there, yea, yeah, yeah, So
so Aikman caught some some for the last couple of days.
Hugh Jackman Wolverine is doing a twelve concert residency at
Radio City Music Hall in New York City. So that's good.
He's very big in the Broadway stuff. What's the show?
Is it like a Marvel theme show where he's just

(40:16):
where he dances around his Wolverine. He's just singing out
of a bathtub. Dude, he sings like Broadway tunes. He
did that movie The Greatest Showman. It suck. Yeah, Like
I get it. He's very big into that. He's like
a music man, like, you know, he kind of dances
around some but like, you know, I don't know. I
think I think you're gonna get Marvel fans that are
gonna go to this show thinking that he's gonna have claws. Yeah,

(40:39):
and he's gonna be singing tunes from Annie, let me
see your claws. He's gotta that's gotta suck, because that's
a problem.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Sometimes these guys get roped into like these Hollywood things
like I don't know Spider Man. Maybe he doesn't want
to be Spider Man, but that's where your money comes from.
We wants to be a Broadway actor him, like do
real acting. That's where let's be Spider Man Man make
your money.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
And that's that. And that's a problem where you get
these these these like comic cons because now they've had
up to anty of these comic cons where like the
actors who already hate that they were Spider Man or
Wolverine or Green Lantern or whatever I'm just naming, you know,
comic book characters, they have to go dressed as the
character now and like all like it sucks. Like there's

(41:21):
wrestling conventions and you got a guy who's seventy and
he's still putting on face makeup because he's he has
to dresses the character he was. In nineteen eighty seven,
the Ducas doesn't get laid. Asking Iron Man what planet
he's from, It's like what, dude, Like, I don't know,
I'm only here.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
I gotta pay my mortgage for what was your gods?
What was your dad's last name for? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
King Charles. I think King Charles is kind of circling
the drain. Apparently he's I don't think he's doing very well.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Not a good run for being a king, dude, for
being His mom was queen, so she was one hundred,
so he didn't get to be king until he was
like eighty.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
He should have killed mom, right, and so so now
he gets to be king. He gets cancer and they've
they've apparently paused this treatment, which is never a good sign,
and he had to cancel. He's going to some climate
conference in November and now he's canceled. So so, yeah,
things don't look good. So I guess it'll go to
the kid, the bald kid, not the redheaded kid. The
bald kids, one of Diana's kids, right, yeah, and the

(42:25):
party kids that married the girl with the briefcases. He
has the weight, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he married the
girl who opened up briefcases for that comedian on that.
The show was Hallie Mandel Pali Mandel, who wants to
be a millionaire with a briefcase. What was the show called?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
This kid would be a fun king though, because now
you're a young guy. You party a little bit for
this girl. You start throwing parties in the castle, man,
have about real fun with it. That's what you want.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
You want a young person in there to kind of
young it up, put a fresh face on it. Even
the bald kid at least he's like, I think he's
a little a couple of years younger than me, so
I think he's probably like just early forties. No, man,
you get the center square. You're just cutting somebody's head off.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
It's like, everyone meet, we're gonna kill somebody because I'm king.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
You're just making like Game of Thrones.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I would have a guy making me laugh, dude, Like,
what are they called a joker?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Joker? Yeah, that's that's what it is. You get a
guy out there and he's just gonna be a joker.
I just do a card tricks blowing my mind. We'll
wrap it up with this, Kathy Baits. If you notice
all the celebrities are now getting really skinny, you know,
why they're getting really skinny because they're all on ozempic.
And so Kathy Bates had to come out. She's lost
a lot of weight. Now, Caddy Baits, very famous actress, misery.

(43:36):
I mean, you can't fried green Tomatoes. There's a ton
of movies she's done. She addressed that she has used
ozempic to lose a lot of weight, and she's also
considering retier. And that's coming from the great actress Kathy Baits.
Could you tell me a Kathy Bates movie other than
the ones I just I just mentioned. No, he's great,

(44:01):
she's great and almost everything she's done. The mom from
Psycho is it the mom from Psycho? Yeah? The mom
in Psycho is dead? What was her name in the
movie Psycho? Is that Catherine Bates? Was that hotel? Okay?
But the mom and Psycho is dead. Remember she's a
skeleton in the attic in the windows. O. Yes, and

(44:24):
so and so the guy from Psycho dresses up Merman
Norman dresses up his dead mother. Yeah, and uh, and
then sometimes he dresses up has his mother? Yeah? That
Kathy Bates. I don't think we had anything to do
with Psycho. No great movie called Primary colors. She's great
and she plays it was based on the Bill Clinton

(44:45):
run in ninety two, okay, and she plays his his
like pr person and so she's she's really good in that.
There you go, some trash for you, yo, which Jojo
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Point seven ZXL satter Is rock station in the ZXL
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Speaker 3 (45:13):
We will have that back tomorrow tomorrow with a fantastic giveaway.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Overnight stay at Ocean and fifty bucks to spend for dinner. Well,
we just have a random caller. We'll get to her
right now. Good morning, good morning. How are you take
the morning? You just want to say good morning. You're
not asking for anything. Wow, I just want to call in,
just say good morning. I haven't called in it a
long time, so refreshing, so nuche this morning. All right, Well,

(45:40):
we appreciate that, and good morning. Back to you.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
It's nice to talk to you guys. Aget.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
If people don't realize that sometimes it just takes like
sometimes I'll just text my wife, hey, good morning, you know,
and she appreciates that.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
When she wakes, I text my wife ever you know what,
and and to be honest, my wife has not text
me back good morning, and I text thirty hours ago, and.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Then my wife responded with sometimes I hate you. And
I'm like, and then we'll go through this huge argument.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
If I try to say that to my husband, he says,
what do you want? Oh, I do that? Yes, when yes,
I will come home.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
She's like, oh my god, She'll should be very complimentary
or very nice to me. And my first question is
what did you buy? Because usually there's something you did
or Amazon, Yes, you did something that I probably won't
approve of.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
There's a debt in the car, there's something wrong, Yeah,
you backed into the garage. Sometimes you just feel that
that movie just say good morning or have it a day,
and it's just that that's that's today for me. Well,
I know when my wife's mad, because I'll send her
good morning, it's good morning, my love, right, I'll send
her that a good morning and then she'll write back KA.

(46:49):
And if she writes just back K, I know I
did something wrong.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
That means the discussion from the night before isn't quite
over yet.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Yeah, well, good morning to you and have a great day.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Thank you. You guys have a great day too, Thank
you so much. Thank you. Take care of that.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
I want to bring this up real quick now, coming
up at eight o'clock. Here, we're gonna give you the
keyword for the Metallica tickets. You get the keyword, you
go to the website.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
You put it in. Metallica doing two nights at the
length Olympus. It opens up one night, Suicidal Tendencies opens
up the other night, and we'll have your tickets. Keyword.
Go to WZXL dot com when we give you that.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Now, I'm asking everybody to jump on and do this.
And here's why. So we're iHeartMedia, iHeartRadio now.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah I got an email.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Now there's four other radio stations that are doing a
similar conference.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Sure, so the river right whenever the river is it?
Maybe Pittsburgh, don't know the river is like where's that
station at that's like harrisy Burg. Okay, it's like it's
like like middle eastern Pennsylvy. I thought you're gonna say Afghanistan. Okay,

(47:58):
we I don't think iHeart has a radio station in
that game of stand. I'm not positive on that, but
I'm not sure. Well, they had one hundred and thirty
three people go to their website to sign up with Metallicay,
that's not bad. W zz O they had eighty nine.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
People go to their website. Okay, w z xl US
we had fifty nine people. So we need to step
up the guests I want. I don't know why, but
I don't know. I'd like to beat the other rock
stations at iHeart.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
All right, so here's the deal. We're gonna give you
the keyword coming up just a couple of minutes. When
you hear the keyword, go to w ZXL dot com
put the keyword in your chance to win Metallica sick.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
I don't know if anybody listens to w r KK.
They have three people. Do they just all hate Metallica
when marketing, Well it's an all polka station. Well that
doesn't make any sense, doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yeah, maybe that's hip hop alright, so yeah, go to
the website, get those metallic. Metallican needs to do that
thing that Lincoln parked with jay Z. They need to
link up with a rap group Yo Yo Yo, Clamar
does Yo Yo Yo in the minder of't like saying like.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Anthrax and a public enemy like yeah, Aerosmith run DMC.
That's what Metallica means to do. Look we get back, well,
knock out some headlines.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
This repoort is well on two point sevens the XL
South Jersey rock station in the z XL early morning show.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
That's it, that's us. We do it early in the morning.
H I did a thing yesterday where even I had
to shake my head and I go, how about this stupid?
So I don't know if you do this, but like
I was cleaning yesterday. You know, my little guy's bedroom,
like I'm the dude is a disaster. Yeah, I don't
clean a kids room. I don't do that. It's like

(49:44):
a tornado hits it. Right. So I throw some of
some clothes, some of my clothes, some of his clothes,
and a laundry basket. And I put the laundry basket
on the you know, in the hallway by the top
of the stairs. And then as I'm going through upstairs
stuff like I'm like, okay, I was like there was
a candle and I'm like, you know, I'm gonna take

(50:04):
that candle in the kitchen. I like to light a
candle at night to make it romantic, like that my
wife comes home, dinner's made, there's a candle lit, you know.
So uh And it was an old farmhouse. Was the scent?
It's a it's a old what's that smell like?

Speaker 4 (50:21):
I have?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Smells like a cigar? Rustic rust? What's that smell like?
Smells good? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, I like it right, smells like smells like a
childhood Okay, and so dirt like like the dirt and rust.
Does the smell like lead paint? Like our parents not
caring about us?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Yeah? And so uh So I throw this candle in
with the laundry because I'm carrying the laundry basket down.
So then I throw the laundry basket on the kitchen
island and I don't think about it for a couple
of minutes, and then I'm like, all right, I gotta
throw this into the wash. So then I go and
I throw the laundry into the water. And I'm upstairs

(51:03):
and I'm hearing this like cook clunk, cook clunk, couk clunk,
cook clunk cook cook and I'm like, like, what did
I Because every now and then I put like sneakers
in the wash, But like, I'm like, what's making the
like is the washer breaking? Is there something going? So
I'm like, what possibly could be making that noise in
the washer cause it's just it was like towels. Yeah,

(51:25):
and uh then I realized, Oh, I had thrown the
entire three wick candle with the glass and everything, Oh
my god into the wash, and even I had to go, wow,
that was stupid scotty.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Bro Growing up, man, we had a buddy and I
wanted to make fun, and I could make fun because
he was actually pretty devastated. He accidentally put a thing
of a laundry basket full of clothes in the dryer
and his cat was sleeping in the laundry basket and
that's how his cat died. Man, Now, as a kid,
because you can't get that smell out of the clothes,

(51:59):
what's that limp? You got to throw the whole basket
of clothes away. Now as a friend, you know you
want to bust his balls, but you can clearly see,
I mean, he lost a pet, so you're kind of
going eavey on, And I know.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
How cats do that, man, they will they'll like they'll, yeah,
they'll wrap themselves up and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Were right in there, man, if they went around and around,
I guess like forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Yeah, well the candle do, I'll tell you what, didn't
break pretty heavy duty glass. Threw it up on the
kitchen counter, lit it. It lit right up. So I
gotta say for being in the wash for about ten minutes,
that candle held up.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Now I've done it with my cell phone because I've
had my cell phone in my hand. I've put clothes
in the washer and had it in my hand and
I turned around looking for my cell phone and there
it was in a washer.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
I did do that before. I've done it with like
important papers that I've had in my pocket. Yeah. Money, yeah,
money all the time. Man. But but yeah, this was dumb, man.
This was this was me just not paying attention. And
I just threw the entire basket in the wash and
and I was like yeah, man, I was like, man,
it's really clanking hard. Wonder what's going on. One of

(53:04):
those dumb things you do, Just one of those dumb things.
And I got to take the l for that one.
Like I'm the guy, you know who dropped the pass.
I'm the one that's got to you know, hit my
chest and say my bad. Uh yeah through a candle
in the washroom. Didn't break though, Man, have been a
real issue. I think because it was towels, so like
it had some patting, you know, it wasn't just hitting

(53:25):
the the uh the actual cylinder washing cushion there. It had,
so it did have some cushion. But I'm like, I'm like,
oh yeah, man, all right, I dude, you know what.
And then I I gotta maybe I'm just getting I
don't know, man, my mom has dementia, and I feel
like the more time I spend with her, I get dementia. Yeah.

(53:45):
Sometimes you ask me who I am when I come
in in the morning. Oh uh yeah, you know my
mom asked me the other day. She goes, what's my name?
That's a tough one, tough one, yeah, And You're like,
she was like chesus.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
And then once I tell her it's gym, or like,
just make a different name up, I said, James Brown
that would be also.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Yes, It's one of those things where like kind of
in the morning I got to kind of give her
like a pep talk of like who everyone is and
like you know where, like how everything is. I uh,
I put a thing and I just wasn't paying attention.
And I have those little packets for the dishwasher, right,
they're like finish right, they're packets like you put in

(54:25):
the dishwasher, but they're in plastic, but you're you put
the plastic in there with it and it just disintegrates. Yeah. Right, Well,
this was a different one that was in like a
foil packet, and I put it in the dishwasher, in
the little thing that the detergent goes into, and then
I I did a low you know, I ran the dishwasher,
and when I opened it up, the packet had fallen

(54:48):
out and it was still in the packet because it's
not supposed it's not a packet that dissolves. You were
supposed to open up the backet and put it in.
So yeah, I don't know, man, I may have dementia.
I don't know. Dude, Look we get back out, We'll
do a tickmok. You think you have you think you've

(55:08):
got in bed. I don't think we have a bed.
In Japan, they've invented a glass that makes you drink slower.
The shape sort of resembles an hour glass, but it's
open at one end. When it's filled with let's say beer,
the drink or hoist it into their mouth. The top
half will go right into their mouth, but the bottom
half of the glass will slowly release the last half

(55:30):
of the beverage through a smaller passage in the middle
of the glass. The idea apparently is to take longer
for someone to enjoy a drink, thereby preventing them from
drinking too much. But it's safe to say this is
one product that won't be catching on here in the
States because we just love the pound in beers. How
long does it take to do a shot? Yeah, and
I know exactly what they're what they're doing with the

(55:54):
glass and the shape of it, but yeah, I don't know.
Good Old America give us a pine class. So they
do this with dogs eat too fast. It's like a
slow thing. And if I'm the dog, I'm like, I
don't know, man, I'm hungry. I just want to eat. Yeah,
I'm not. I was never like a like a beer chugger. No,
I can look, I can, I can drink. Probably, I

(56:15):
don't know. Ninety eight percent of our audience under the table.
But I was never I was never good at like
shotgunning beers. You know, we were my wife and I
were at my daughter's parents weekend, and so what do
the parents do. They go in the backyard with the
college kids and shotgun beers, and my daughter's like, shotgun
beer with this, and I'm like, no, like, I'll just

(56:36):
drink a beer. Yeah, you're you're more of a You're
like a marathon type guy, not a sprint slow. Yeah,
slow wins the race. Right. The tortoise, I'm the tortoise.
I'm not the hair. Let's see here. Since eighteenth century,
unions have been there to protect the rights of workers.
Now a new group of employees is signing up for
union representation. You know what it is, Jojo chippen dance

(57:01):
about Yeah, the dancers? Does that include the Chippendales the
men the thunder down under? Is that? Well no, no, no, no, no, no,
let's not mix it up. Thunder down on. There is
not the chip and there Chippendale's are the chippen Dales, right,
The Chippendales are still think they are about two dozen
cast members with the troop at the Rio Hotel in
Vegas voted to join the Actors Equity Association and filed

(57:25):
paperwork with the National Labor Relations Board. The move was
made citing a higher cost of living, a better sense
of job security, workplace safety, accountability, and benefits. I get it, man,
I mean, I guess I part of that is that, Hey,
I don't want women touching me.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
You know.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Well, I I watched there was a mini series on
one of the streaming services a couple of years ago,
and it was about the guy who founded the Chippendales
and like came up with the idea and it was
really interesting. Yeah, and dude, they were like, I mean,
I guess they still are a thing now. They get
celebrities to do it, Like I know Vinnie from the
Jersey Shore was doing it for a while. The John

(58:01):
and Kate plus eight husband he was doing it for
a while.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
I just have to I haven't seen them play anywhere
like I've I've seen the I haven't seen the show,
but like the billboards for the thunder Down Under Down Unders.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
But when we get in ac I don't think we
get Chippendale's here in a c that's a Vegas thing.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
How much strippers why don't strippers unionize, you know the
girls around?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Is that a thing? Or did COVID kill strip clubs?

Speaker 3 (58:23):
I don't know, man, Me getting older kind of killed
strip clubs for me anymore.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
You know.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
I'm this is how. This is how I am, and
and old I am. If you said to me, hey, man,
let's go to a strip club, or let's go out
and get wings, I go, let's go out and get wakes? Yeah,
because what am I gonna do with a strip club?
What if there was a strip club that had wings? Dude?

(58:49):
There was there was a strip club.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
If you've ever eaten food at a strip club, man,
you're the bottom of the barrel.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
There was a strip club called Volcanic Eruptions and it
was a landing and now it's an outback steakhouse. So
me and my buddy would go there in the afternoon
and they serve food and you would get the girls
fully naked because they you had to bring your own beards.
They didn't have a liquor license. So the girls are
fully naked and they're sitting there eating like a cheese

(59:16):
steak at the bar. Yeah, And it was I'm like,
what are we doing? Yeah? This is this is disgusting
a roast beef sandwich joke in this shut In one day,
Canadian speed eater Mike Jack managed to break two Guinness
World records at the Guinness World Records offices in London.
Jack broke the record for the fastest time to drink
a Capri sunpacket. What are we doing? He did it

(59:38):
in twenty one seconds. That's tough with the straw, I gain. Yeah,
I get the challenge there. Then for an encore, he
armed just with a spoon, was able to ingest two
pounds and seven ounces of siracha hot sauce in just
three minutes. He calls it his superpower. Jack says there
was no discomfort the next day when he woke up,
So that's good. A lot of people think, but the

(01:00:00):
sarrocha sauce will upset his belt. Yeah, so I don't know.
You're an adult drinking caprice son. Give me the girl
that can do it in ten seconds. Yeah, twenty one
seconds seems long, but it's a little straw. I get it, man. Yeah,
and you gotta let it. You gotta push air back
into it again. I'm so glad my kids are out
of the age where they drink Caprice Sons because I

(01:00:21):
used to hate it when you couldn't get the straw
into the Caprice sun sometimes like the straw just wouldn't work.
It would bend or something. It wasn't strong enough. And
then I'm sitting there. Now I gotta find like a knife,
and I gotta put a knife hole in it. It's
like those I hated those Caprice Son pouches. You finally
jamming in there and then stuff comes out. Now you
got yeah, give me a bad idea. There were the

(01:00:41):
there was poud and now my uh my oldest right
for her little guy, she makes these pouches of apple
sauce and I'm like it's disgusting. I'm like, just just
I don't know, can just kids start eating like cheeseburgers
and the kid doesn't understand, don't squeeze it, you squeeze it. Yeah,
you should have come out without you knowing about it.
What happened the chicken nuggets? Yeah? There you go. Those

(01:01:02):
people they haven't met you not so much, yo, Which
Jojo and Scottie and We've got your take one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Point seven as the Excel South Jersey's rock stations, the
Xcel Morny show. So today is my wedding anniversary fifteen
years with my lovely wife.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I was there fifteen years ago. I was there on
the beach in uh Brigantine. There was a cold, windy day.
Yeah it was. It was a very sunny.

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
She always brings up the fact and I did. I
guess when I look back.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
There were a few knuckleheads from the old radio station
I invited to the wedding that probably had no business
being there, but at the time it was kind of cool. Yeah, yeah,
you could have. I could have left, did I said?
You went the de general?

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
No, you sat with someone who was fighting, right, So
so I was no one knew it at the time,
but I was going through a divorce and so my
wife didn't go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
You were staging. So me and h I and our
friend Billy. Yeah, we went and got picked up by
Adam the Jewish sales and his wonderful and his wonderful wife.
Were you sitting with mohawk Mark?

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
So we get there and whatever the table set up was,
you had. You put me at a table with no
one I knew, And there was a couple and they
were fighting, and I think it was whispers. Oh all.
Then they all have nicknames at bronxt and so and
shocker they're not together anymore. And so they were like

(01:02:25):
hardcore fighting the entire night. And then you did the
weirdest thing. You shut the bar down for like two,
like an hour or something. I say four hundred dollars
by doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
I told anybody said, don't get your drinks now and
pile up, because I'm shutting this whole thing down.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
I say for the wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Myself, it was it was I think during dinner, yeah,
it was yeah, I said go get yeah, everybody, yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
And and it was So that was odd. But I
think I knew the bartender, so he was giving me
beers anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
I was able to do shots too.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Somehow that the bartender loosened up a lot on the
restrictions we were supposed to have, because I think we
had no shots.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
We end up doing shots. Well. They were probably happy
for the business because they're like, well, who gets married
in October on the beach? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Perfect, Yeah, it's cold, it was rainy. I remember a
blind guy. Yeah, I remember. The best line was the
blind the blind guy that that married the blind judge
that married us said, if the wind picks up anymore,
this is gonna be a really quick ceremony because everything
was written in braille and he had papers to do
the whole ceremony. Yeah, so yesterday it was a fun day.
Yesterday we have the conversation, and I get it. I

(01:03:27):
don't like to spend money on nonsense. I'm not a
card giver. I'm not even really a flower giver unless
it's like a maybe a twenty dollars bouquet. I like flowers,
but the cards man, even like Christmas cards, I'm gonna
throw it away. Yeah, Like it's just what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Like I don't need it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
We had that, we had to talk yesterday. We're not
we're not doing gifts because there's really no gift that
we're gonna give. It's it would just be dumb. We're
gonna do dinner tomorrow. So today, although today's my anniversary,
it's not a very special day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
No, no, nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
And now, like I probably should have came home with something.
So I'm gonna see her when I get home.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
All right, So we know you gotta do it. So
I'm gonna tell you you're gonna go to actme and
You're gonna get a little little bouquet of flowers and
then just have it out on the counter when she
gets home and say, here, baby, it's for you. Yeah.
But see, I'm going to see her this morning, most
likely with nothing on her anniversary. Yeah, well that's on you.
I don't know what to tell you about that, but
and you know she's gonna hold it over your head.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
She asked about a car shaker. Are we at least
doing cards? It's like, no, I don't know. I love
you more today than the first day I met you.
You want me to recite every card I've forgiven anybody
for a Valentine's Day, And that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
And even if I got your car to be a
fifty cent card from dollar trick.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Yeah, yeah, where it says, I don't know when I
see I look in the sand, there's two sets of footprints,
but over the hard times there's only one because I
carried you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
I know what all the stupid when you open them
up and they sing a song, there you go. I
like those cards. Well, happy anniversary, thank you. I was
glad that I made the list to be at the wedding.
How long go fit? Teen years? Years? Yeah, ten ten
oh nine. Man, Yeah, we just started. We were it
was our first year of doing up radio. Yeah, look

(01:05:06):
at that, and you got invited in Man to the wedding.
I did that. Here we are, Here we are. But dude,
I I may have screwed you because I think I
got a plus one and because I was going through
a divorce and didn't tell anybody. I I think that
that was an empty seat, which probably cost you money. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
I think it was like forty five dollars ahead. I
probably owe you forty five bucks. Yeah, you know, I'm
gonna look back. She kept track of what everybody gave
us for a wedding gift. I probably should have looked
and seen what you've given.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
They want to say I gave you or was it
fifteen years ago?

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
We had just started. You didn't know if the show
was really going to turn into what it is. I
want to say, I gave you one hundred and fifty.
That's that's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Thanks. I think that's probably what I gave you. Now,
probably like I give you like a Hooters gift.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Call there go, Hey, look Joe Metallica tickets. Everybody stay
right there, let's kick off that rock block for you.
It's one hundred point seven CXL South Jersey's rock station
z Oh, I love my wife.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
That's what I was gonna love you. What Yeah, I
have the ammiversary show. Thank you so much. I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
We'll have a great time tomorrow for your anniversary gift tonight.
You don't have to have sex with me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Kisses. There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Uh we could go off that rock flock one hunch
point seven z XL SAP Jersey's rock stations EXL morning.
When you're smiling, smiling, When you're smiling, smiling, smiles with you,
and when you eleven o E love man, the sun
comes shining through.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
When you're crying.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Let you bring on the rid right stop you'll shouting.
Stop this side. We'll you be happy. Where you smiling.
Let's smile. Keep on smiling. I'm smiling, rocking out. I
know you guys are ah my love, look at me,
guys on my way work.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
She's like, yeah, warming up ship, and I'm like I'm
a down here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
We're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot to the fact. Yeah,
keep me laughing, man, you guys are great. Good morning, guys, hilario.
Let's oh god, is it my radio, or it's are
you only broadcasting in MANA? This is the radio DJ like,

(01:07:19):
if you're on it, I would listen to it. Man,
getting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore. Nay Show
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