MONDAY 10-14-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So loud, Wake up, Wake up. I'm honestly now.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
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Speaker 1 (00:38):
And this show isn't it? Hey man? What's happening? I
got called something over the weekend, cracker, and I didn't know, no, No,
that was on Thursday. I got called I get that all.

(01:01):
It's because I like to hang in the hood. Like
what you're doing, Cracker? I was like, I'm trying to
sell drugs? What are you doing now? My wife was
talking to her cousin, and her cousins are like probably
ten fifteen, almost twenty some years younger than me, right,
and they were talking about my oldest son and how

(01:23):
he's kind of a dork, which and he's a sell.
He'll admit that he's a door. He is a door. Yeah,
video video nerd, a nerd, and and her cousin was like, yeah,
it's crazy that Alex is like a nerd like that,
because uh, Scott Scott e he's such a frat boy.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Frat boy and I'm like, I put off the frat boy. No, no,
you're a guy who no, no, not a frat.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Boy at all. I wouldn't say that either, A.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Little stuck up, little snobby sweater shorts.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
That's I don't hop my collar up. No, So I was.
I honestly was a little offended. And our cousin's like
thirty so and so you know, I got fourteen years
on her. But I'm like, okay, I give off the
frat boy vibe because you drank so much beer, maybe
me while you're in basketball shorts and like hoodies all
the time. So are frat boys?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah? You know, it's like tell you they're the stuck
up kids from like every eighties movie, you know, on
the sweater vest hair and when you're perfectly done.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah look when she did it, I was doing a
cake stand. That's why. Now. Yeah. But yeah, frat boy vibe. Yeah,
I was like, huh, I wouldn't That's I describe myself
in a lot of ways. That's definitely not one of them.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Like in college, would you have gotten to a frat
if you lasted my semester?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I did? You got? You were in a frat? Yeah,
you know, I went to college for more than one semester.
I thought you got thrown out after one semester.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I went to college for three years in Tennessee. Tennessee
was two two years in Tennessee. And then Rowan was one. Oh,
I'll say, you weren't a frat. No I was not.
I got accepted into it. And then my buddy h
this was in Tennessee, said hey, uh, you shouldn't do

(03:13):
a frat. And the best advice he ever gave me,
he goes, it's it's a big pain in the balls.
He goes, be friends with the guys in the frat.
Hey go just go to the parties and go to
the party sick kids. And I deal with all that
and so uh and and and he was smart. And
then I proceeded to UH to get kicked out of
the city of Knoxville.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
There you go, everybody, it's Monday, brand new work week.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
But Rowan, I owned you.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Rowan, you did You didn't stay on campus, though, did you?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I smart. I was. I got smart after I got
kicked out of Tennessee. And it was a real letdown
from going to the University of Tennessee to Rowan let's
say the football. The football wasn't the same. Oh no, no,
no dollar tickets rowan I don't even know what row
and it's an owl is what it is. I love
the guy.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I had a ton of money. He used to be
Glassborough State. He had a ton of money. He's like,
you know what, I want this like me if I
had f you money. Yeah, I want you to name
this whole university after me. Yeah, not not even kidding.
That was in the mid nineties.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
He just donated a ka jillion dollars and they were like, yeah,
we'll name it after you.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
What I went to, Joe U perfect, We'll find that
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Speaker 1 (04:23):
Uh we we have tickets?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Why and now?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Why are you laughing? You know this is a pretty
cool prize. I would go to this, Yeah, we would.
At resorts. It's called Neil Forever. It's a Neil.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Diamond cover band. I thought it was like a mail
review show. So Neil Forever and I love Neil Diamond.
We'll have tickets for Neil Forever over at Resorts.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
A bundred point seven's THEXL, South Jersey's rock station. Cx
I'm wha show, good morning. Everybody do it live.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I can go alrite it and we'll do it live.
And things sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning. He's some news
fo use on a Columbus Day and we don't have off.
It's an Indigenous People Day, you know what. To be honest,
iHeart our parent company. Really you missed out on this one,

(05:16):
like we should have had today off. So it was
it's Columbus Day and Indigenous People. Well, no, I think
the Indigenous People Day takes over for Columbus Day because
they dated. Because Columbus was like bad. I think now,
like that's the whole thing. Columbus was like a bad dude.
So now we call it Indigenous People Day. But okay,

(05:36):
how about Indigenous might get a day off. A man
was found stabbed to death behind a building in Cumberland
County on Friday morning. Police responded to a reported disturbance
near East Commerce Street between Law Street and Mayor Accent
Drive and bridged In around three thirty in the morning.
Nothing good happens in bridget At three thirty in the morning,
bridge we have Bridgeton's tough man. Tough town. Officers found

(06:00):
Wilbert Pace behind a downtown building with multiple stab wounds.
He was pronounced dead a short time later. No arrests me. Uh,
it's it's it. This is a tough one for me, man,
just because I spent a lot of my childhood there.
Gillian's Wonderland Pier in Ocean City closed for good yesterday. Yeah.
I heard they burned it down. Is that true? That's

(06:21):
what it is. They it closed up at six o'clock
and they just let a match.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
We should have imploded it like they did the Tropic
Canada in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
After years of financial troubles, Jay Gillian, the owner of
Gillions and the mayor of Ocean City, announced in August
the amusement here will close for good, saying it's no
longer a viable business now. A company called Ikona Has
has has owned it for the last couple of years.
And of course they build condos, beauty, yeah, resorts, and

(06:50):
so we're gonna write yeah, so the how about this?
I didn't even think about this. I spent a lot
of time eating pizza at this place, the sixth Street
Pizza and Grill, which was attached to it. Yeah, that's
closing too. Yeah, Well maybe I was it so expensive
to take your kids on rides.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Maybe I would have brought my family down there three
or four times a year, but we did it like
one time.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
You know, you're not wrong.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
It got expensive, bro, And then and then count the
tickets out and how long are your kids on the ride?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
All right?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
So he's on that little thing. It twirls around for
a little bit. Yeah, that just questioned nine.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Dollars a kid. It's crazy. It's like three minutes. Man.
Honda is recalling nearly one point seven million vehicles due
to a steering issue that could increase the risk of
a crash. It's not to hear at all. The vehicles
affected and the recall are between twenty twenty two and
twenty twenty five accurate Integra Honda Civics, Hoto crvs and

(07:40):
Honda hr v's owners will be notified by November eighteenth,
So hopefully you don't crash before November eighteen.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, be carefult there, pizza delivery guys, because you all
have the Honda Civics.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well this is these are new Honda Civics. The pizza
delivery guys have the nineteen ninety nine Honda Civic that
looks like it was thrown out of the Fast and
the Furious movie. That's news. What about sports? Eagles beat
the Browns twenty to sixteen. Jets Bills, that's gonna be
tonight for Monday night football. Baseball, Dodgers beat the Mets

(08:15):
nine to nothing. I think the magical Mets are over.
Mets Dodgers again this afternoon. Guardian's Yankees are gonna be
tonight and it starts already. Sixers, their center Joelle Embiide
will not play the rest of the preseason. The team
is calling it left knee management. He's gonna take a break.
Let this guy. I don't know if it's because he's

(08:37):
so tall and so big. Yeah, it's like your body
just can't function that. But I also heard rumors that
he does nothing to help to keep himself in shape.
Little on the lazy side. Yeah, And so here we go,
like we living a certain season yet like like the
season hasn't started and he's already out injured.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
I hope he's addicted to Chinese food and that's the
big push to get the Sixers to to to play
in so they're.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Getting So this is the thing is h Apparently he
loves playing video games and he just sits around and
plays video games. Who doesn't, right and so? And that's
the same thing with the quarterback for the Cardinals, Kyler Murray. Yeah. Yeah,
And that was the whole big thing, was that And
to the point where he signed a sponsorship deal with
a like a streaming service for video game. It's call

(09:22):
of duty, man duty. There you go, that's news. That's sports. Hey, clouds,
who win today? Hi? The sixty nine clouds tonight?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Oh no, forty tomorrow for your Tuesday sun clouds and
I have sixty one sixty five.

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Speaker 3 (10:22):
Hunch point sevens The XL South Jerseys Rock Station ZXL
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Station ZXL Morning Show. I don't stress over a lot
of things. I don't get anxiety over a lot of things.
But last night, my wife lays something on me just
as I'm ready to wrap up that awful football game

(10:44):
and go to bed.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh yeah, and that's late night too. That came to
can kick off to like what like eight thirty.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, it's a Sunday night game, so eleven eleven thirty.
Now doing math my giant, like I got five. They
didn't look they dude, not only did they not win,
it looks awful, like it's awful.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
It's it's awful.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
It's like having a family member you love, but now
you just wish they would die so you could get
a new family member.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
That's how I am with this team. I'm like, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Now it's time to fold every game for the rest
of the season and get a good draft pick. But anyway,
so my wife plays this on me, and she loves to.
She locks up the cars at night, right, that's the thing.
But meanwhile we'll leave the garage door opening, or sometimes
she'll leave her key in her car while she locks
up the gear.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Remember I told you that my wife left the front
door wide open for like four hours the other day.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Like I'm like a security guard. I check all the
cells before I go to bed, I check all the doors.
I opened the garage door to make sure it's all shit.
That's my job. So my woy plays this on me.
I can't find your truck key. I don't know where
it is. Now here's what I'm gonna get into today.
First of all, I had to find a truck hey,
because somehow someone in the family. I swear it wasn't me,
but I don't know for sure, so I can't play
the blame game. The second key is gone, okay gone

(11:49):
for a while. Someone lost the other backup key to
my truck.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I had this issue the other day. I was away
and my oldest daughter needed to get in my car
to get chairs for a time lgate that were in
my trunk. So I said, hey, the set of spare
keys are on top of the fridge. We keep them
in a basket on top of the fridge, right, all
the spare keys are there. I said, yeah, just grab it.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
You know.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
She's like, it's not there. So I said to my
I go, where are my spare key? She goes. My
wife goes, oh, it's in my purse. Why is my
spare key to my car in your purse?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
And that's not That's where I think the conversation is
going to go today now again. Last night, I don't
want to get into it. I got to go to bed.
I'm like, I'm not going to get into this now.
But I know I am ninety nine point sure that
my wife was the last one to used my truck
and the key is somewhere in.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
The spare somewhere. So this is your main key. This
is the key the only there's the only kid because
the other one is lost.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
If the kids starts choking waking up on pats, there's
no way she can get them to a hospit.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
This is the problem with these keyfobs, is we missed
having the key chains like that was always the thing
you had a key change. Like you couldn't lose those
keys because they were on a key chain. They use
them to open your door up in your house. You
knew where they were, or you went to the home depot.
You can make three copies of these keys. You can't
do that anymore. And the thing is, and dude, I've

(13:08):
had this issue too where my wife has left the
key fob in her purse and left the purse in
the car and one time it didn't Like you're supposed
to be able to open the door if the keyfob's
in the car, and one time it didn't work. I
had to call a locksmith to come out and do
the cool thing with the balloon in the window. Yeah,
oh yeah, where they pump it up. Yeah, that's pretty

(13:29):
cool thing. Yeah yeah. So now I have there's no
key to my truck I have to find today. And
here's what I know. You have a trucks just sitting
in the driveway with no way to start it up.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
And I'm so careful, like I know, I'll let it's
an odd thing. I already keep it in my pocket,
eye loosen. I put it in the drawer with my wallet.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Every day I get home, spot dude. I have the
same spot in my kitchen where I put my wallet,
my keys, They're always right there. And I hate it, dude,
I hate it. I hate it. I hate it when
it gets thrown off. And it used to be when
like the kids we're starting to drive, and like they
wanted to drive the car. Yeah, but they're irresponsible kids.
That's what's supposed to happen, and not your wife. I

(14:06):
remember doing when those key fobs first came out. I'm
talking early two thousands, no, late nineties. I lost my
parent and like I grabbed my mom's car and I
and I lost it.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah. Who you don't even know how to replace it
back then?

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Back then I think it was like a couple hundred bucks. Yeah,
we had to get it. We had to get it replaced. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
So, And I don't want to I don't want to
place blame on my wife, but I'm gonna go back now.
I have to go look at the seat placement. Is
the seat way up if it is to something like
I swear she.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Was the last one to drive the truck.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
And again, I'm not going to get into that argument
until I figure it out.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
But somewhere I don't know there's two keyfobs somewhere. That's
the thing too.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
It has to be in my house somewhere because I
didn't leave it out somewhere.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
And now you got to be able to drive the
truck home. Yeah, that was that was always the thing too.
Uh with the remember growing up and still the TV
remote is. I can't find the remote and I go
where could it? Like, it's has to be here, It
didn't go anywhere, So where.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Is the TV one in our master bedroom? I can't
find I Luckily Amazon fire sticks you could control. There's
an app that control. Yeah, that's what I'm using in
my bedroom. And I told the kids it's like last time.
I'm trying to watch the game and I can't my
it's my app is holding up to my app's not
hooking up to the TV, so I can't. I'm watching,
I said, by the way, family for a movie night.

(15:25):
I'm up here and I'm watching the game on my
phone because I can't find the remote.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
For the TV. Dude. My uh fan in my my
master bedroom is always on slow because I used to
keep the remote on top of the thermostat and then
my wife decided to move the trash can under the thermostat,
and my little guy, he's a you'd almost know for sure, right,
one hundred percent. He rough's house in our bedroom because

(15:51):
there's a lot of room where he like throws a
football to himself, like all this stuff right, and he
runs around. I know that he knocked the remote into
the trash and then it got thrown out.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
And how you gonna replace that exact sac They don't.
You don't just go get a fan remote.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
It's gonna be called Hampton Day. Yeah, right, it'd be
like I need a new remote. Look we get back, Well,
good luck with that today. You didn't take your truck yet.
And then my wife brings up, She's like, well, what
if there's an emergency.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
I was like, I'm getting this from the same person
who keeps her car at seven miles to empty, and
you're gonna go over emergencies with me.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Look we get back, we'll do some rock news. Joe,
Joe and Scottie rock news. Here's some rock news for you.
Gene Simmons has responded, he I guess had some controversy
he was a judge or a commentator on Dancing with

(16:48):
the Stars. I don't know what we're doing I guess
it was rock night, so they were doing some kiss
songs that these people were dancing too. The best is
it's the big fat Dad from Family Matters is on
the show. And it was a diehard Reginald Van Johnson.
I didn't know he's still alive. Yeah, it's gonna be
an old man. Well, you know, he's caught up in

(17:08):
the puff Daddy stuff. Wow, they say that he got
he got, he hit him and puff Daddy had a thing. Yeah,
and there apparently there's video of it. And now he's
gone dancing with the stars, chancing with the stars. So
I guess Gene was being very sexist because that's what
Gene does. And so he responded and said it's all clickbait.

(17:32):
I said, I stand by everywhere, and I said I
had a great time. The contestants were great, The show
was great. Watch the show. It was a lot of fun.
Everybody's got something to say. Just watch the show. It
was a lot of fun. Everybody had a great time.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Isn't he old enough to give Grandpa passed though? Isn't
that Gene Simmons like, you know, he's gonna say something
be good, which Jason says he's something.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
It's in a seven late late's probably later seventy seventy six,
seventy seven, something like that. Yeah, he's just get whatever.
He's Gene Simmons, like his big thing was like lots
of women, you know that was That's always bit his thing.
Marie Currie, you know what that is? No, that is
an end of life charity organization. That's where like hospice,
like people go to die. And they were asked the

(18:14):
ten songs that people want to hear when they're on
their deathbed. She's gone, holl of notes. No, okay, okay,
let's do it. Number ten. Queen. This is this is
this was the last Queen song that was a big hit.
These are the Days of our Lives. It's not real
well known. It's literally put out right before Freddie Mercury died. Okay,

(18:37):
Like in the video he looks so I mean, you
just see it. He looks so ill, and you're like,
you're watching a guy die. The Beatles, Hey, Jude, Christina
Aguilera beautiful.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
I don't know, man, Yeah, I guess I'm not thinking
much when I'm ready to die about the music.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, I'm thinking about dying. Yeah, yeah, Louis Armstrong won
a Wonderful World. Great song. This is a band and
this guy doesn't get enough respect here in the States,
but over in England he's huge. Robbie Williams Angels, ok,
Cindy Lauper, girls just want to have fun.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Now see that.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Now we're having fun with it, Judy Garland over the Rainbow.
Tina Turner The Best, which is a great song. That's
a banger. Teama Turner song, that's a nineties Team to
Turner song. Dolly Parton, Now this is interesting, the Dolly
Parton version, not the Whitney Houston version of I Will
Always Love You, Okay? And number one Frank Sinatra My Way,

(19:33):
all right, that's if you're on your deathbed. The songs
that you want to hear. John Five, who was with
Rob Zombie for almost twenty years in his band, He
jumped ship a couple of years ago to Joy Motley
Crue after the band parted ways with Mick Mars and
he was being interviewed on a podcast and he was

(19:55):
asked if him and Rob Zombie are cool, and he said, yeah,
we're not on bad terms, but I haven't talked since
I left the band, said probably means they're on bad term.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
He said, look, you wish me well, and he said,
go get them and and do great. But you know
he wasn't happy when he left, right, I mean, I look,
John five was a big part of Rob's Onmy's band.
He's a great guitarist. That's why Motley Crew picked him up.
So it sucks, and you know, Robs, it's like it's
like a girlfriend, you know, you break up with. It's

(20:26):
like all right, cool, like, uh, you know you are.
You know, I've been with you for a while and
it's been cool, but like, I'm gonna go with this
hotter girl. I see it in the mall.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
You know, I'll just I'll just wave at you, but
I'm not gonna go make a conversation with you.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
So he said, like you said, he said, He said,
I don't think we're on bad terms, but we just
haven't spoke since I left the band.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
The XL Warning Show one hundred point seven is the XL.
We are South Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Uh, I'm gonna ask you a question that might blow
your mind, and it blew my mind. Yesterday as I'm
driving my little guy around, sitting in the backs each twelve,
you know, and he's getting older, he's becoming more like
a moody teenager. And he asked me a question that

(21:14):
I don't have an answer to.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Jojo, this is where babies come from. No, we've had
that talk. We had that talk with a doctor. Oh yeah,
that's right. Yeah, like a year ago.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
The doctor's like, hey, do you mind if I had
like the sex talk with your kid. I'm like, yeah,
you want to add it, that's cool. I didn't get that.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I had to take him to a diner and it
was like he's like, oh, okay, cool, Yeah, can I
get some Mozerello sticks?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
That's it. So, uh, We're driving around yesterday and he's,
you know, being a chatty kathy and so, and I'm
like trying to listen to football, right because I I
hate I had that. I drove every I drove across
multiple states yesterday. I hated it. And so I was

(21:56):
missing the beginning of the Eagles game. So I'm listening
to It's a good old Arrow Reese and Mike Quick
By the way, he's sounding older. Now, I don't like
that broadcast. That still doesn't man. Still, I mean, good
for him, but I think that's a guy who's going
to die in the booth, Like, who's the guy for
the Phillies that? Like, didn't he die in the booth?

(22:17):
What was his name? I think he was shot? Wasn't he?
I don't think that the iconic Philadelphia Phillies broadcast that
died in the booth was shot? Not No, are you
thinking Abraham Lincoln? That was shot by John Wilkespoon. That's it?

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yes, that's it. Okay, you said booth. So, by the way,
good work on your part to connect it to so.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
My my little guy who's twelve. He asked me a
question and I had no answer for him. He goes, hey,
and why he came up with this? I don't know.
He goes hey, he goes if you're deaf, can you
hear an internal voice? Like the voice in your head? Dude? Wow,

(23:05):
my head was blown. I'm like, uh uh, I was like,
I don't Okay, I would I would, I would. I
would think that you could. But I don't know. Let's
unpack this.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
If you're deaf from birth, then you don't know what
a sound the human sound like. When it sounds like
words and everything else, you don't know what it sounds like,
but yeah, that's that's a weird one.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Man. So if you're deaf, do you hear an internal voice,
because you know, you know, is it a voice or
is it just a thought?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Like I think about that too, like I probably shouldn't
do that, but that is my internal voice. But it's
my internal voice exactly like my voice.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
So he said to me. I was like, I was,
I'm d I almost drove and drove into a tree. Yeah,
like I was like, I'm so confused right now. That's
one of those things.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
When I was little, I asked the Sunday school teacher,
I'm like, hey, uh, you know God? Well where did
God come from? And she's like, yeah, I think classes over, Yeah,
you don't even think like if you want to think
about what's the end of the universe of like, is
there is there a place where it stops? No, it
just goes forever. Well that's kind of impossible. Can't they
just they just stop talking about it?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah? So yeah, boys, so think about that today. Well,
you're on your journey out there people if you're death
and what sucks is a deaf person won't be able
to hear this to give us an answer. No, Can
you hear your internal voice if you're death? Because there
is an internal voice? Oh dude, I am, and I
can hear myself saying, Man, I'm sad. I talk to

(24:34):
myself yeah constantly. Yeah, Like I have internal conversations in
my brain constantly, to the point where I there's a
part of me that thinks I'm a serial killer.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, my brother does that, but that's a whole other issue.
That's a whole nother thing. He'll be sitting there having
a full blown conversation with himself, smoking a cigar outside. Yeah, yeah,
but that comes from other things. Uh so internal voice? Yeah,
if you're death? Yeah, what tells you to stop?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah? Can you hear an internal voice?

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Or did you close your eyes and see someone signing
in front of you not to do it?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Maybe? Is okay? So is that is the internal voice signing? Right?

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Right?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Like looking at something? Crazy question that he asked me.
I don't know how he came up with it. I
was so confused that he asked me. I didn't even
ask him. Why you over kid, just like I'm gonna
turn the game back on. Shut up, Marril's talking. Mike
Quikes do an ad for us so, uh look, I
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(25:35):
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Speaker 3 (25:37):
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Speaker 1 (25:43):
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Speaker 3 (26:08):
Conspiracy Monday our conspiracy corner because we don't know what
we're gonna do it, but that happens to be a
Monday Today conspiracy corner.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
And I gotta say thank you to Gary G. Garcia
a dot com because you came in on Columbus Day holiday.
I appreciate you coming in. Yeah, well, Gary, I got
a question to be celebrating. Ye later on I'll be
going to Pillage Indigenous Sple Day, all right, So I
got a question for you. Uh so, my wife spent

(26:35):
the night at my in laws with my little guy
last night because she has off today and we had
to come to work.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
I woke up this morning naked in my bed. Are
you a naked sleeper? Yeah, I'm one naked dude. There
is something freeing about sleeping. Change your sheets, like your
bare answers on your sheets. Once a week, okay, yeah,
maybe twice a week. I mean no one once once
every two weeks. Once a week. I'm about once a week.

(27:01):
It is weeks like wake it up and you know,
just you know, just it's freeing.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yeah, dude, I just don't I get I get all
crunched up and everything.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
You know, I don't know how twist, and I turn
a lot. I don't know if people wear pajamas, like, dude,
like pajama pants and stuff, you know, Like I can't
do that. I don't wear a shirt. It's boxer briefs
for me. Yeah, and that's it. See you're almost naked.
See I can't mess with boxes either, too loose to
get all over the boxer briefs. They're like the yeah,
a little longer, that's what that's.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
What I'm not going to show you. But yeah, I'm
wearing them now us no one wondering, wondering how sexy.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Listen, I don't do two Berkeley's a day to hide
this physique.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
That's right. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
I go completely naked. You know I would tell people
in my house listen, eleven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I get naked. You don't have to, but I will be.
It's like a party, you know. Yeah you can leave,
not a dinny party because I allow you to leave.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
So I was watching thing that the day where he
said when he throws his part, he's one of the
things he does is make sure there's a lot of
locks on the door. And nobody found that creepy. Yeah,
he said, I turn off the air conditioner.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Okay, you got to make it hot. Let me all right,
I'm gonna ask you this.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
I never even thought of that. I never even once,
even just on a one on one. Forget about trying
to get a whole party naked, just on a one
on one.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Bring a chick to your crib?

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Have you ever churned off your air conditioning just so
we just get hot? And I don't think women when
it gets hot feel sexy. I feel like they don't like,
it's very uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
You think this is weird. I watched the TikTok the
other day and it's like a mom TikTok and she's
she's talking about their own vacation and she said that
she has two little boys and the dad is the
only one that's allowed to walk around naked in front
of the kids. Weird, right, Yeah, that's weird. That's weird.

(28:56):
I mean the two boys, they're two boys, like I
don't know, five, six years old, four or five, whatever
it is. And she's like yeah, and she's six.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Do you really want to see your popspecker rolling around
the house.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
She said it was such normality. She was like, she's like, yeah,
you know, he's the only one that's able to walk
around naked, and because he's like because I like paid
for all this, And I'm like, that's weird. Let's put
some pants on that?

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Yeah? Yeah, man, at least so you have like throw
a sock on that bad.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Boy and on the on the v R B O.
But can you just put some pants on?

Speaker 5 (29:28):
That's I think that's insane. I think that's yeah, that's
where families are.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Going right now. Weird, dude, I'm nakedness going on in families.
All right, Gary J. You know what do you got
for us on a Columbus This is this is a
big one. This is columb Columbus Day. I wasn't I
don't even realize it was Columbus Day. Like I said,
I don't do Holliday Columbus. Man, I think he's got
a bad rap. Well, he's got a real bad rap. Now.
I mean, listen, you had to be hard back in
those days. Man, that's what you did.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
You had to be tough back in those days. You
couldn't get by if you wasn't a warrior, and warriors.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Had to do things. He thought he was going some
deal I had to do, and he did what he
had to do. You know the thing with Columbus, he
thought he was going somewhere else, and then it's the
opposite direction, lucky misfortune.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Yeah, you're like, look, I found this land and got
a holiday out of it, and then a while for
a while, Well, I mean.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
We're here to work. Yeah, I still don't know who.
But I mean, did you ever get off of Columbus Day?
I never got off of Columbus Day school? Yeah, we
got off for school, clearly, used to be a big deal. Really, dude,
my kid got off Friday and today.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Really don't want to tease, don't want to teach these
kids anymore.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Man.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
I know this kid that's like graduating every year and
can't even read.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I'm not sure if my ki read. Can't even read.
I saw him reading the comic book the other day.
I was kind of proud. I'm like, okay, he's twelve,
you can read. Let's get into this now. Come on,
I got this one for you. Man.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
I did some deep dimond because I know how much
of a Tailor Swift fan you are.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Ye Swift, God, I hope it all comes down.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Well no, I mean, like I said, you know what,
he's so into Taylor Swift. Let's see what's going on. Well,
I mean other than the fact that you know they
say she's a plant. Yeah she was at a party
by the way. Yeah, I do not talk bad on Taylor.
You have well Taylor, You're gonna love this one.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Man.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Taylor's supposedly is actually a clone from a chick named
Zena Shrek. Believe you never heard of Zena Shrek, never
heard Syress. I believe she's from out of Berlin. She
looks Berlin, New Jersey. No, I think it's Berlin, Germany. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah, she was like a huge, huge pasta. She worked
at the farmers market Scott. She was a huge.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Pasta and she was also the high priestess of the
Satanic Church.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
That they stole the whole.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
And they're saying that she's a clone and that this
chick was the priestess till nineteen ninety. And then one
of the reason is that Taylor was born in nineteen
eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
What does that mean. I don't know, but that's one
of the reasons.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
I guess she took over the whole thing, and that
the both of them and their music all have serpent
symbolisms and uh, okay, well cons of crazy stuff. Well,
I mean her stuff is very satanic.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yes, it is. That, that's true. My wife says the
same thing. Show does not attack the angel. That is,
if you got one, if you got one Tailors Swift
fan that listens to your station, you're gonna hear it

(32:23):
for this one.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Everyone's gonna be calling you up with hate mail for me.
Everything say that, and you know he's the funny thing.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
That's real quick, real quick. Do you have a bracelet
with the UH football team she roots for. What's their color? Oh,
she's with yeah, red, more like it's more like a
I wouldn't call it red.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
It but remember when Kanye jumped up on the stage
when she went to receive the award.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Where Kanye disrespected an angel. Yes, well they say he
was actually saving us. Yeah I heard that too, from
right from.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Because she didn't know that she's supposed to pay homage
to beyond say, because they were showing how adell Lady Gaga.
So you told me the big the big chick that
just started losing a lot of weights and end up
splitting the award, and she gave it whenever they whenever
they went award. Beyonce is the queen, the queen dog shot.

(33:20):
So she didn't know she was supposed to do that.
She was gonna go up there supposedly and accept the
award without paying.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Amy jump.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
To pay it, Kanye fan, Okay, she says, he saved
your girl, Gary, he saved your girl. Before we leave here, Kanye,
before we leave, you should have Kanye on your shoulder.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Kanye doesn't seem so crazy, now, does? I got a
question for you? It blew my mind right, we talked
about it earlier. This morning. I got a question for you,
and then we're gonna let you go Columbus date, go
into your Columbus dad. Let's keep talking about all right. Okay,
my son asked me yesterday, and I can't grasp it.
If you're death, do you have inner monologue? Can you

(34:07):
hear it? Can you hear?

Speaker 5 (34:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
That's why they're loud. I lived.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
I had like thirty four death people living in one
apartment when I lived in Elizabeth.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Right, why did you no?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
No? No?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
They lived on like the you can hear yourself, No,
if you're yow.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Loud loud because they can't hear themselves. And it was
like it was like about twenty twenty of them. And
they had one little kid that was also deaf.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Don't so you lived in a death apartment building. No,
on the on the fourth floor. They all lived in
one apartment. Okay.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Little kid just to go outside, ran his hand into
the holes of the trees and pull out squirrels by
the head.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
He was nuts.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
So one night I'm sleeping, you know, I lost track
of the conversation for about thirty seconds, and now all
of a sudden, we're pulling the heads off his girls.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Go ahead, no one night.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
I'm sleeping and it sounds like a woman is being
attacked in my building.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
And it's like three oclock in the morning.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
So I jump up because it sounds like, I mean, horrific, horrific.
It sounds like a woman is being murdered, and I
jump up. I grabbed my baseball bat. My lady was
a gangst at the time. She grabbed all the bat
You run out into the hole. I keep them one
side of east bed. I don't know where I'm to
fall asleep, you know. And and dude, I run out

(35:23):
there and it was just these two death dudes drunk
and they were arguing, and I'm like, why do you
gotta yell?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
You don't hear each other anything. It should just be
a lot of hand movement with all the yelling. You
a little bit, dude. It was so loud. When my
kid asked me that can you hear the answer is
your internal voice? No? Yeah, I guess no is the answer. Huh? Well,
you mean when you think to yourself like that? Oh right?

(35:55):
Can they hear words when they think to themselves? Or
is it all because your mind? Your mind? You see
my podcasts. I would about to say something crazy.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Yo, but yeah, that's don't they don't know what a
voice sounds like or whatever if you're deaf from birth.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, that's crazy man, all right, look Gary work.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
It's crazy because when you also watch like the subtitles
which death people right.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
By the way, it's a it's a real like this
generation thing. My kids refuse to watch a movie without subtitles,
you know what. I try to now and it's kind
of hard.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
And you know why, because of the sound in the movie.
The music is louder than the words. The commercials come
out blaring, you can't hear the words. Every time we
watch a movie, I leave it on just in case
I miss something.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Quick looking at this, but you notice that it'll come on,
but it'll say melodic music. Person melodic music.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Is looking at Elon Musk, how he's going to Uh
he's taken over with his robots that came out last week. Yeah,
well he didn't take I'm not a bit. I don't
know if I'm an Elon Musk guy.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
You know those little things that run around your house robots.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, supposedly they record and listen and do all this.
They all do man.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
All right, look Gary, you know what it looks like
up your dress?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
We need to wrap this up. It's Columbus steak. Everybody
got someplace to be? All right? Where can people find you?
You can find me at ac jokes dot com.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
See when I'm on here in Atlantox City, which is
pretty much every single day, and on Monday nights, I'm
over in Manhattan doing the Not Quite Tuesday Midnight Show.
And if you got some time you work and look
for something to do, check out bety G with Gabbage
Gussia and Brian T.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Locata. All right, look we love you Gary, I love
you guys.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Sorry, Oh why love track anything thirty your dotty anything

(37:53):
racket rocking or roughing.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Yes, love, there's.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Some trash for you. I believe this. In an in
an interview, Why they're interviewing Kim Kardashians. I don't know
if it is Northwest of Bully or a girl. Uh
it could be either. One can't say any anywhere you're
not I'm not allowed to ask that question non binary.
So uh so they're interviewing Northwest right, which is Kim

(38:24):
Kardashian and Kanye waste Kid, which I think is a
funny name. If your last name is West, I think
it's funny. So North said that Kim hasn't cooked for
them in two years, but I believe that. Yeah, this
is where this kid is screwed up. They asked, what

(38:45):
what's your favorite food? It's a her by the way, Okay,
it's it is a herb. North said that her favorite
food is cucumbers and salt. Okay, kid is gonna say that.
You're just throwing it down there a bunch of slot
What kid is gonna say cucumbers and sault.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
We're like, listen, Yeah, the kid's entitled it's gonna have
anything at once in its world. It's gonna have tons
of money.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
I get it. But I don't think you're gonna have
a mom. There.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
I'm just saying, I don't think mom's gonna be around.
Did you know that Saturday was National Farmer's Day?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
No so.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Jennifer Garner, the actress who was once married to Ben Affleck.
She posted a series of clips on social media saying
how much she loves farming, and then she got attacked
by a chicken. You know, she's not a real farmer,
Like she's not driving to track her She she lives
like Malipi. Yeah, there's nothing the farm there. If you're

(39:38):
not watching Saturday morning, if you're not watching Game Day
on ESPN, Pat mcavee and Nick Saban are fantastic. Get
who knew that the partnership we needed was Nick Saban
and Pat mcamn. So Pat mcabee is the Pat mcaveee podcast.
He does play by play for the WWE and he

(39:59):
hosts yes PAN Game Jab and ESPN. Game Day was
always kind of like yo, uh like but cut it
was butting up, but it was it was It was
a lot of stats thrown at you and they would
always broadcast from the college. Always a big deal when
they go to the college. Now so Pat mcavee is
taking it up a notch due this guy's going nuts

(40:20):
and it's a it's a lot of fun to watch.
And who knew Nick Saban was such a good sport
and he's out there he's having a blast like Nick
Saban because they let a kid kick a field goal
for a one hundred thousand dollars every game day and
Nick Saban held the.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Ball for against so like that's so it's like Belichick
like you're gonna find out and you are Check's got
a really cool personality.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Like they brought out his wife last week and so
she could do her picks.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
So.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Uh, so they were in Oregon, right at the University
of Oregon, and uh do you know what the mascot
is for the duck? Duck? The Ducks the duck. So
the duck is out there and it's, like I said,
always a big big deal when game days at your college.
Now it's nine o'clock on an Eastern standard time, but
at six am in Eugene, Oregon. And so all the

(41:15):
kids are out there. They're going nuts at six am.
They've probably been up all night drinking. So the Oregon mascot,
the duck, is behind Pat mcinn and he keeps holding
up a sign that says Sydney Sweeney call me yeah,
right yeah, And so the Oregon Duck is out there
with the sign and she responded, she called them. She said, sorry,

(41:37):
I changed my number. So the Oregon Duck got turned down.
And how about this man? The Ducks ended up taking
down Ohio State yea, So that was it was a
big weekend in Eugene, Oregon. Dwayne the Rock Johnson recently
visited visited at a High School in Georgia to support
students and families after a tragic mask shooting, Having inspired

(42:00):
a pregame speech to the football team before the first
home game since the incident on Saturday, he shared his
experience on Instagram, expressing how honored he was to meet
the team and the survivors. It's pretty cool, man, when
the Rock shows up to your school. Sucks that that's
the reason he showed up.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
I wonder if he's gonna run for something. Then they
talked about him running for president. I wonder if he's
looking to do something because he's kind of out there,
like with the Hawaii things, he's kind of trying to
get well yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And that all backfired.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
They're finding out that he's kind of dumb dump which,
by the way, okay, you're the Rock, but you kind
of dumb dump. Oh sure, but everyone's been to wrest
media will vote for this dumb dump here. But so
the Oprah and him thing with Hawaii backfired horribly, and
uh and and he's done. He's had a couple of missteps,
but because he he wants to be smarter than he is.

(42:47):
But you're a dumb wrestler and it's okay to be
a dumb wrestler. You make a good Yeah, listen, you're
you're a good detective in movies. I get it. Man,
you're kind of fun with Kevin hard Like, you know,
like guys like John Cena know they're a dumb wrestler,
so they take part where they play dumb wrestlers, like
the Peacemaker. Whatever's that show he has?

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, right, that that one? That that that that the
way the comic book TV show that Johnson is in,
what does he play a dumb wrestler type guy? Perfect?
That's perfect. So when they try and do.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Politics, it's like in here, Oh dude, yeah, you and
Oprah just begging people to donate money.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah, and then why yeah Oprah's house. Yeah, like you
find the neighborhood back up. Yeah, you find out that
that it was an awful charity and it didn't do anything.
Jimmy Kimmel, Uh, this is I guess cool when you're
a celebrity. Uh. He surprised his kids with a car
ride with Olivia Rodrigo, who you got your pulse on music?

(43:44):
I guess she's a big pop star, right, yeah, she
has I don't know if she had a song last year.
I don't know what she has now, so uh. She
was also in that that Beetlejuice movie. Is that that's
not her? I do too, Yeah, but that's not her.
Jessica Chastein, she's an actress. She got blasted online because

(44:06):
she went on Twitter and I guess complained about fifteen
dollars of an airline credit that she was not given.
And people are like, you're a millionaire and you're complaining
about fifteen dollars. Dumb, you know, and so so yeah,
people started blasting her online over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
It's like having a lot of money and begging people
to rebuild Hawaii, silly like that.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's again, He's a dumb wrestler? Why
are we going to rock station in our workforce? Employee?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
They is you?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (44:36):
What's your name? Jen? All right? Jen? Are you a
Neil Diamond fan? Well, my mother is perfect, perfect? Who
is who isn't a Neil Diamond fan?

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Right?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Right? Yeah? Absolutely? All right, Look, explain the show though.
It's not it's not not O'Neil dimon, it's not Neil himself. Neil.
Neil unfortunately is dealing with some to mention issues. It's
a Neil Diamond tribute band called Neil Forever over at
Resorts and your mom. Honestly, just tell your mom it

(45:09):
is Neil.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
She won't she won't even know the difference because I'm
sure the seats are so far away from the stage.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Just tell her it's Neil Dines not and all the
seats are really close to the stage.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Which, by the way, my new favorite thing is Frankie Valley.
I can't get enough on TikTok of Frankie Valley just
standing on stage like a zombie. Why his other guys
are like dancing around him. Yeah, see that's what you
didn't know, what you didn't want Neil to did. This
is why things like Neil Forever are cool, because you
can enjoy the music of Neil Diamond without seeing like
an old Neil up on stage.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
He would be he would be embarrassed to do that. Yeah. Yeah,
Frankie Valley, that's a tough one. Yeah. Well, all right, Jen,
you and your mom you're going to see Neil Forever
over at Resorts. Okay, what do you do for a living?
What's your job? I am a that's gotta be a
lot of fun. Yeah, you check out on kids and
all that's fun at all? Yeah? Yeah? Did he have

(46:02):
to a much retiring though, So I'm done. So what
they have to they have to check in with you
and make sure they haven't left the state. Yeah what happens?
Oh did they have to show up too?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Yes, they have to show up and all that fun stuff, draw.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Tests and all that, taking all the fun out of
their lives. I get it. Yep, it's like being a parent,
but the parents are like like other people, criminals, right, yeah, criminals.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah. You ever like you ever see somebody and you know,
like like hey, man, like or maybe you thought, like
I don't think this guy did the thing he's in
jail for.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Oh yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I can look at my neighbor's kids and know the
ones that are gonna break the wall. Event is gonna
have to be the Yeah, I can tell you right
now on my hand, the kids that you're gonna be,
they're gonna be checking in with you.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Jen Is it is it an everyday thing, a weekly thing,
a monthly thing.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Well, it depends.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
It depends on what kind of levels they're at. Sometimes
it's weekly, sometimes it's monthly. Sometimes it's every ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Pretty yeah, every time.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Do you ever forget and then they're in trouble because
you forgot? Uh no, no, let's say no, Jen, to
keep your job. Let's say all right, all right, Jen,
look you got to take it's Neil forever. This took
a real dark turn. All right, Jen, you stay on hold. Okay, great, perfect, Thanks,
have a great day. If your daily.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Calendar is like hmmm, chuck, ye, he got bill, He's
gonna check in at one point thirty, make sure he's
not jumped down.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
My favorite is uh the movie and it's an underrated movie.
It's called role Models, and it's with the kids Stiffler
from American Pie and Paul Rudd. Yeah yeah right, And
they have to go to their probation officer, which is
the woman from Lee and all she does is talk
about how she used to be a cocaine addict and

(47:49):
everything she relates back to doing cocaine. Yeah, and that's
their probation officer.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
It's a shame. Man.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
That little kid he kind of aged, He aged too
quick because I thought he was funny. The kid, the
kid they had to look after, the little black kid,
the little black kid. Yeah, he was awesome in the movie.
I think he got he grew up, and then Hollywood
did won him any more.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
He was he was a funny little black kid because
I mean just a funny kid because he cursed. Yeah,
and like kids that curse are very funny. But yeah, eventually,
like you grow up and like you know, then you
start cursing and people are like, yeah, you're not funny anymore.
That that everything's taking a real dark turn. Yeah really yeah, yeah,
huh yeah, sorry for that kid. Yeah, I've never seen

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him in anything ever since. Yeah, he's really good role
models though. I do love that movie. Good movie. Look
we get back, knock out some headline.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
One hun two point seven ZXL South Jerseys rock station
and the ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
My heart is a little broken. You know why my
heart is a little broken, Jorjia.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Something happened in your life, something you're Is it your father?
I know your father had passed a few years ago,
fourteen fourteen? Was it that long took off your kid's plate?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
You took a chicken finger off my kid's plate and
he wasn't he wasn't going to eat it. Yeah it
was twenty ten. No, it was not my dad. I'll
tell you what the fourteenth Aniver is coming October twenty fifth.
We had come, we had he died, me and you
went to a thing called mister Hush's Weekend of Fear.
That's right, he died the next day. He was so

(49:23):
disappointed that his son went to a thing called mister
Hush's Weekend of Fear. Yeah, that he died, that he died.
I know what I remember from the from the funeral.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
I don't want to get off topic, but I remember
I think the I think the casket was rolling throwards
the curb to stop it from hitting a curb and over.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
So he was a veteran. And uh, so they did
the thing what they did taps, you know, outside of
the church, but the church when you walked down seeing
Damien's an ocean city, it's there's a bit of a
of a of a hill. Yeah and uh and uh
and so yeah, they didn't lock you know those locks wheels.

(49:59):
She's yeah, you're on a curb, bro. So the one
thing about the undertaker, they were all ninety years old.
Like how these guys were still alive My dad was
dead is crazy. So they didn't lock the wheels. So
as they were doing taps, which is beautiful man, that
they came out and did that for my dad. And
the flag is on the casket and everything, and it

(50:20):
started to roll down the sidewalk. But that's not why
you're heartbroken. It's not I mean, why I even bring
up those old memories.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I mean, look, I was heartbroken when my dad's eyes
you were how do you think you took time off?
Did you take a day off too? No? Yeah, I
don't think. I was like, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Sit around and think about my dad? You only took
off for my dad's funeral because they made it. It
was like Friday morning. I'm like, I probably should go
and I can't do the show and get to the
funeral and get back.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Well, no, heartbroken because my youngest daughter, she is nineteen
years young. And guess what she did over the weekend.
She got married. No, that'd be weird. No, she got
a tattoo. Okay, well she waited a year later than
my wife did. My wife did eighty.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
My wife was eighteen years old on a on a
high school senior trip to Mexico.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah, and she was able to get a tattoo and
she also has hepatitis. Yeah, sure, Like I can't imagine
that was a clean needle. Yeah, she also got attacked
by a tiger all on the same day. Well she
got a tattoo. Maybe her and my oldest Uh they
went and got matching tattoos, right, sisters, and so yeah,
she got tattooed, little tattoo not nothing crazy on her

(51:35):
ankle Okay, in the ankle either that or behind the
ear with some Chinese running. I don't really know what
it is. My whole thing is I just don't want
to where it like can be. Like I don't like
it on arms. I don't like it behind the like ear.
I know the neck is a is a big one now,
like like you're gonna regret those later in life. You
are like, you're like that, that's the thing. And and

(51:56):
unfortunately it's a very sexist thing, tattooing. If you're a
woman and you're gonna you're you're going to regret that.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Yeah, anything it's I don't know, man, if it's too extreme,
you're always gonna regret, Like my wife's is. Uh, it's
on the it's the tramps stamps, I call it what
it is. It's a tramp.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
I think it's it's cool as hell. It's like this
big butterfly. You know it's I love it.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
But she hides no, But it was just I think
she went and said, I don't know, I mean, go
this one. She pointed to the book and that's what
she got and it looks awesome. Yeah, but like her
mom doesn't know it's there.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
So anytime we're anywhere, like at the beach or whatever
her mom cotes for visit, she has a bathing suit
bottoms that come up.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Like halfway up her back. Because she's still hiding it
from her from her mom, she looks like a woman
in the nineteen thirties.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Yes, just tell your mom you got the tattoo. I mean,
I remember me and my brother both did that.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
My brother had a tattoo on his ankle, and I
remember he would he would always wear like those wigwam
socks so they couldn't see it on his ankle. And
I had a tattoo I still do on my should dirt,
and I didn't want to tell my parents, so I
would when I got out of the shower, I would
throw a towel over my shoulder. Yeah, to cover up

(53:09):
the tattoo. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
The other day, man, we were walking back from the
men's room. Whatever shirt you had on, I could see
your tattoo through the shirt. Really yeah yeah, it was
like I don't know, it was like a real light
weight shirt or something.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
I could see the tattoo through it. Yeah, because it's
that cool. Yeah. Well, I was like, damn, man, I
wish I had a rough tattoo, which was awesome. Yeah,
a Brahma bull tattoo. I don't know. It's the thing.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
I'm like, I don't have any tattoos, and I'm kind
of out of the norm, Like everybody I know has
a tattoo really other than me.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Well, it was and I can't even get mad at
it was a sisterly thing. Yeah, you know they got
they got matching ones, and I was like, okay, yeah right.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Whatever, But are normal now, like you can even I mean,
you could be a professional still have a tattoo on
your face the way it seems now fun like we
judge like we used to. Yeah, look at Jelly Rolling,
post Malone perfect, they got tattoos on their eyelids.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Probably regret some of those things. Yeah, well, Jelly Roll
definitely talks about it that he's like, yeah, I wish
I didn't have these tattoos on my face. See it's
like some people just get tattoos that don't mean anything.
It's like I don't know, it's like different like mine,
Like yeah, but like mine, one hundred percent, my tattoos
mean nothing.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Like Miley Cyrus, like she has weird tattoos. It's not
like it's a whole cool sleeve.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
So that's okay. So that's the thing I don't like.
It's like patched everywhere. And like my oldest daughter, she's
got a bunch of tattoos and she was doing it
just to do it, like and this is how you
should never get a tattoo. They would be like, oh,
tattoos are on sale today, and she would get a
tattoo because it was on sale, and I go, yeah,
but it doesn't mean anything. And it's those things where

(54:36):
it's like the tattoos are just like random, Like I
don't like that. Like it's like if you're gonna do
a whole sleeve, do a whole sleeve. Like I get that.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
People I know will have like a tattoo. I see
people do this. Uh, they'll do it with their dog.
A lot of times they'll like they're, you know, in
honor of their dog. And I've seen people do it
with their kids, like tattoo their kids on our body.
But then I'm like, well, what if we end up
and our relationship isn't good, or my son does something
or he's a mess he's a total mess up and
he doesn't look like your kid, or it's a bad tattoo.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, but what if I'm like, maybe if I don't
have a great you're a kid and I got him
stuck on my kid. Now you find out that your
your wife cheated on you. It's not your kid's something else,
And now I got to make it a bouquet of
flowers or something. Make this looking like to a gargoyle
or something like a spider web. Yeah. I never got tatted.
I told my wife too. I don't know, man.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
If I if I was, if I if I juiced
up on steroids and dropped about eighty pounds, then I
would consider it, because here I just don't look like
a guy who should have tattoo.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
It was stupid of me. But the other day I
went and got a tattoo. I didn't tell you, but
I didn't know this. Yeah, and I got a tear
drop right under my eye. Yeah, no, I didn't know that.
That means you killed something. That does man, now you've
got street cred. So and and then I was like,
you know what, I love this tear drop so much.
I got a spider web on my elbow.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
That's why you're getting more respect around the office.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
It was great. And then and then after like the
and I got to blame the tattoo artist. He did
tell me that he had those things meant things. And
so now look at me, egg on my face, well,
a teardrop on my face. I know, I know a buddy,
two buddies, they're kind of buddies. But I know one guy.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Uh, he has a tattoo on the inside of his lip.
I'm not gonna say what it is, but his buddy
did it as a joke, and now he's stuck with
this horrific, awful, awful tattoo. Luckily it's inside his lip
and not where anyone could see it. But even he's
a little embarrassed about the tattoo formation that was put
inside of his lip.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
You know, my my buddy pill Mic me and him
were in Cocoa Beach, Florida, right like freshman year, sophomore
college something like that. And we went we're gonna get tattoos.
Like we were drinking Boons farm or something, and we
went and got tattoos. And so he went in and
I went in, and we walk out and we're like,

(56:49):
all right, let me see the tattoo. We got the
same tattoo. Well you picked out of the same book. Huh, Yeah,
I got as a stupid son. Mine's on my chest.
His is on his ankle. But it's the same stupid
ting to. I don't think i've ever seen your.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Chest test too, Like I said, I just saw the
one on the back through the shirt. Well that's that's
the best one. We don't swim a lot together. Oh
look we have you can sun he can't back at.
We'll do a thing called you.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Think you have a bit? Why you think you've got
it bad? I don't think we have it back. Every
so often there's an app development that makes you just sick.
Sit back, actually not sick, well, maybe sick. It's taco bell.
We're talking about sit back in awe, wandering how it
took so long such an innovation has hit Taco Bell.

(57:37):
The Taco Bell app and other fast food restaurants will
no doubt soon be following suit. There's now a feature
where you can enter how much you want to spend
in the app. From there, the app will come back
with the selection of combo items that all fit into
the price window. It's simple and brilliant, especially if you're
one of those eaters who tends to have a hard
time making decisions. I like that though.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Man, I'm going to spend ten dollars on dinner tonight.
What are my options?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Tell you what? That's a combo, man, Taco Bell. I
haven't had Taco Bell in the years, but my son
loves it. It's still one of the fast food places
where you can go with like five bucks, yeah and
get a whole meal. Yeah. Not Chick fil A. Man,
I got both the kids Chick fil A one night
coming home. I think it was like, twe do you
might as well take them to it to like a
fancy restaurant. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Farm to table, Yeah, it's not farm the table. Maybe
it was farm the table. It was farm to drive through.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Chick fil A is crazy. Prior to the arrival of
Hurricane Milton, photos went viral of a home where a
man had literally strapped the house to the ground using
heavy duty restraints. You know, like the restraints that you
put like on the back of your truck.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
I'm not sure if it worked or not, but his
house didn't move well. Pedro the homeowner. Pedro set Pedro's
success thereus. He said that he spent twenty two k
on those plastic straps and that the same straps used
this your cargo and container and freight shrips chips. His
daughter was pleased to report that the home security cautions

(59:00):
paid off and there was no damage to his home.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
I just don't know what you mounted to. I guess
you have to pour concrete, you got it? I mean
I bolted there and clip it to that.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
I would. I would guess you gotta. I mean you
got to clip it to something. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
In Cobb County, Georgia, voters are checking out actions of
their sheriff with a raised eyebrown now bodycam footage. Here's
the show. The sheriff calling for backup from three deputies,
reportedly because his burger king order was wrong. He needed
to find out the name of the owner so he
could file a formal complaint. When deputies went to the
door to go inside, it was locked, and some have

(59:35):
called it a form of intimidation and a waste of resources.
The video is said to be from twenty twenty three
and was shared online by I guess the other sheriff
who were the guy who's trying to be the new
sheriff in the upcoming election, Uh, the guy who is.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
No.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
The sheriff has apologized for the incident and valveed to
do better. Yeah, well you're worried about this. What town
is this?

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Sa?

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
This is in Georgia, right, So I guess it's just
going on. It's a sheriff election, and now there's video
of the sheriff he got his order wrong at Burger King,
And so what did you need to call? You needed
to call three deputies for backup, dude, there's nothing going
on in this town. It does suck, though, I'll tell
you what. Man, When you order something and you don't

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check it and you get home and then it's the
wrong order, Yep, it's the worst. Yeah, it sucks because
you know what, we're all lazy and I'm not going
to drive back. No, no, I do. I years ago
my wife and I, who's this this burrito place?

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Late night? We're leaving a bar or whatever. I get
this breed. I can't wait to get home and eat
this bread. It's gotta be two o'clock in the morning.
And he messed it out with like onions and tomato,
all this stuff. I asked not to all the good stuff. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I put it in my freezer.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
She said, what do you do when I say I'm
saving it because I'm going to go back there and
return his burrito.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
I wanted to throw the guy's head in the window.
It's just such a like a deflating feeling when you
open up that bag and then oh and then the
worst say it was just you like you did the run.
And then your wife goes, I told you to check.
Who's gonna check in a drive through? Man? I just
I take the bag. I go, you go. That's exactly
I'm hoping to get it right there you go. Those

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people they've at bet you not so much.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
XL SAP. There is rock stations, EXL. I want to show, okay,
kids off from school. Here's how it's gonna go. Here's
how my wife wants it to go down. Is not
a lot of screen time. Make sure they go out
and get some fresh air. Yep, maybe read a book.
Let them do all those things. Now, what's dad want
to do?

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Well? Dad?

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
I think I'm gonna be the cold dad today. Wolverine
and Deadpool is now on. You can kind of buy
it and buy it's not streaming like it's not streaming
on Disney Plus. I can buy it for twenty four
to ninety nine, a lot of money. Dude, it is here,
you know here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Here was my plan. My wife thought it was cheap.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
I would keep ready to go to the movies to
watch it. I was gonna set it up in my
movie room. But I was gonna charge the neighbors and
their kids that are allowed to watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
I'm gonna have them all pitch in like five dollars.
Like you can't do it? I was like, why can't
I do that?

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
I'm gonna buy the movie for twenty four dollars. If
you have a kid who wants to say what, or
you're a parent want's see it? You would pay five
dollars to go to a friend's house make make.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
A bunch of popcorns? What nothing right makes a bunch
of pop I'll sell that too, right, and then yeah,
and then and then you make some some doll off it.
Come on, everyone ship with Teddy's crazy, Like twenty four dollars.
It's not even like you own it, like if I
bought the DVD. Okay, at least I have a tangible
copy of the DVD, but twenty four dollars to stream it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Well, I can rent it for nineteen ninety nine or
I can buy it for twenty four to ninety nine,
which means it's just set to my little stream buckets there,
so I haven't And.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Here's where this stuff sucks. So if that company that
you're streaming it from ever goes defunct, you lose it. Okay,
that's where that that became a big thing a couple
of years ago where people were starting to buy digital
copies of movies, and then some of these streaming services
went out of business and you so you lose that
that that movie that you just spend all that money
on it. I want to see it. I know he

(01:02:52):
wants to see it. I can be great. It's a
lot of fun. So I like a good parent, I
took my kids to the theater to see it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
My buddy, man, he has this weird streaming thing and
I'm like, it was like those bootleg copies.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
So it's actually right. Yeah, I mean I'm not that cheap.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
It's like it's like those knockoff where you crack those
fire sticks you can get, like the pay per view fights.
It's like, I can't in good conscious have my friends
come over, yeah and watch a fight that's gonna be
I think I tried it with the Tyson Fighters or something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
It was glitching did So my kid was off for Friday.
Why he was off Friday? I have noise for the Indians, right,
so he's the indigenous people Friday people. So do you
know I forgot he was home. That's how little I
paid attention to my my little guy. Uh that I forgot.
I actually forgot that he was home. There you go, yeah,
you know he's hold up. He makes his own decisions.

(01:03:40):
It's his own thing. I went to leave and I
want to leave to go shopping or something, and I
heard some movement upstairs and I was like, are you home?

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
And he goes, I have all today and I was like, oh, okay,
I've seen you all day, every buddy, thanks for your
calls today. They're always welcomed on the show. Glad we're
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Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
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We're rocking. Hey, thank you? You shot you the best?

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