TUESDAY 10-15-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up? Why Up?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Hey? Man? What's that happening? Good morning? There is something nice?
So my my uh, my wife, my little guy, and
my oldest daughter, they all were they all stayed at
my in laws last night, so I had the house
to myself this morning. And it's there's something nice about it, man,
Like I turned the TV on as loud as I wanted. Yeah,

(01:15):
you know, and it you know. I I love having
my family around, but when like I could do what
I want and it's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Like my wife will go to her sister's house out
in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Yeah, and I'm by myself, so
I get up early. Man, I'll put the TV on
a little bit, I'll make myself coffee, I'll let the
dog out.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
And do all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, that's where I fell back in love with MTV.
They have videos late night, so I'd just be like,
oh my god, I got the old videos. Like I
don't know, it's like being like in a third grade again,
going back to school watching videos in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You didn't have to tiptoe around.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, you come home and there's nothing touched. Man, everything's
the same the same way you left. I'm paying with
the door wide open.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah. Right. When I say yeah, when I say the door,
I mean at the front door. So yeah, it was.
It's like it's like, all right, now here's the kicker.
So my wife, now she has a dental procedure today
that I have to take her to. Now, my little
guy is school now, her her parents live down in
Cape May County. She's a lot of moving parts. She's

(02:13):
supposed to be driving up home, probably around now, right,
she should be in the car in the park. Maybe
she's on the parkway to take my little guy, uh,
to make sure he gets on the bus and then
get herself ready for today. For today? Now, will that happen, Jojo,
I'll let you know tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, she's up. I'd expect there'll probably be a text coming.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I just text her and she did not text back,
So we'll see if that, if that'll happen or not. Yeah,
my wife, Man, she's up doing yoga. I was like,
good for you. Good.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, she's busting that thing. Now She's like, you know
what if she.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Called my wife to wake up? My wife?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
She said, uh, you know, on the weekends, I can't
get her to get up. So she says, uh, you know,
if there's something worthwhile to get up for, I get up.
I'm like, well, I guess it's not having coffee with
your husband. Like okay, he sortay wan. I was having
coffee outside by the fire in the back yours. Hey,
I'm gonna get off have some coffee like the Folders commercial.
Do you want to come have coffee with your husband?
But that's not a big enough deal. But yoga. Yes,

(03:07):
at five o'clock on a Tuesday morning, she is, why'd
to wake for?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Well? Yeah, yoga. She loves more than you.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
How about this, We'll do yoga on Saturday mornings by
the fire. Honey, let's do that. You know, everybody it
is a Tuesday, will dive into that. We're gonna find
a ZXL workforce employee of the day to day.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, we got that. Uh that Neil Diamond tribute band
they're coming to uh resorts. We're gonna hook you yet
with that.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
By the way, somebody on our I think it was
our Facebook page put tickets for Neil Diamond.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's not. It's not Neil the Neil Diamond, Neil Diamond Tribute. Yeah,
this is k N E E L Tribute Forever and Neil.
I believe they're called Gotcha, Yes, so we're gonna hook
get with tickets for that.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
It's one un point seven is the XL Saturday's rock
station z XL on morning show. Good morning, everybody doing line?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
You go all right it that, We'll do it lit
and thing sucks. I'm scotty, Good morning. Here's some news.
Oh u's on a Tuesday. Little chili out this morning?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah it was nice man, heat's not on.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, okay, I left them open yesterday. I was since
it was the holiday. My wife was down at my
in laws, her parents, so I had the windows open
and I forgot last night to shut them, so the
house was at a chili fifty nine. Nice put a
sweatshirt arm kid, and I woke up this morning. Deputies

(04:38):
assigned to former President Donald Trump's rally in California at
the Coachella Valley arrested at Las Vegas man at a
checkpoint for allegedly having a loaded firearm, yes, shotgun at
a high capacity magazine.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
He also had a fake VIP pass, like he printed
one off.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I like that movie. But then he said he was
a Trump guy. And he also said he had a
fake license plate. Okay, so yeah, I don't know what's
going on, dude. The world's a wacky place. The operator.
Bad day for New Jersey Transit. An operator of a
New Jersey Transit light rail train was killed yesterday and
twenty three passengers were injured when a tree was on

(05:17):
the I guess the railroad tracks of the river line.
This happened up in Burlington County. After the crash, twenty
three of the forty two passengers were treated for what
was considered non light threatening injuries. And then, later in
the day, in a separate incident, four passengers and an

(05:38):
operator of a New Jersey Transit light rail train were
hurt when it hit a truck Friday.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh wow, Towns, the truck's fault, there's train tracks. The
train has nowhere else to go, just the truck's fall.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
A bad couple days for New Jersey Transit, and I
guess you can't stop so that feeling of yeah, hey,
we're gonna hit so everybody buckle in. And I've taken
that light train. It goes from Camden to Trenton and
it doesn't go real fast. So it's it's it's you know,
once again, you see it coming. Yeah. Seven eleven plans
to close more than four hundred US stores by the

(06:11):
end of twenty twenty four. The parent company of the
convenience store chain Seven and I Holdings said that the
forty four hundred and forty four stores mark forclosure out
of the thirteen thousand locations in the US and Canada
were under performing.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
You got to update the stores, man. Now, down in Florida,
there's a few nice ones and they're nice.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
There's seven las. Well, that's what it is. Yet seven
eleven's work when there's not wahwah. Yeah, you know, andhahwah
killed the seven eleven here. I'm still a big seven
eleven fan, But you know what they actually said, people
aren't smoking, and that was a big reason people went
to seven eleven.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I think you got lottery tickets too, from seven to eleven.
Finally you get them at wahwahs. Now, yeah, those really
healthy hot dogs. I see that those hot dogs hitters
on those rollers for years. I get my cigarettes from
Cumberland Farms, good old Chumby Farms. That my black of miles.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I don't even think Numberland Farms is a thing anymore now. No,
I think they got I think they got taken over
by like Luke will or something like that. He's, yeah, oh,
our childhood is going away. That's news. What about sports?
Bills beat the Jets last night in Monday Night Football
twenty three to twenty sixers. It's getting worse and worse. Dude,

(07:24):
they haven't even started the season yet. Did you hear
what he said? So Joelle Embiid, he's he's he's not
playing the preseason because he's injured, and yesterday Paul George
suffered a hyper extended left knee, so he's out now
for the preseason. Embiid came out and said it would
be highly unlikely for him to play back to back games. Yeah,

(07:46):
back to back games.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, he's every other game he's gonna have off.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
You should have traded this guy, man. Yeah. Met's beat
the Dodgers seven to three. Yankees beat the Guardians five
two Guardians Yankees, that's gonna be again tonight. And Nick
Sirianni did apologize yesterday for acting like a jackass on
the sidelines after the Eagles barely beat the worst team
in football, the Cleveland Browns. So I guess he was.

(08:09):
He said he was trying to pump up the crowd,
but he did it in the wrong way.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Don't even pay attention to those people. They're out of
their minds.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
He got some lammed. I mean you you listen to
and now I'm not even talking local sports. You go
to all like mainstream guys right from Pat mcabie to
ESPN to Fox Sports all even the national guys were like,
this guy's a joke. Yeah, like he's really Yeah, pretty
much says all. They said. He's a dork. He's just

(08:38):
a big dork. And you know what he did at
the press conference.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
He brought his kids out. Ye saw some move right there.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
He brought his kids out so they couldn't grill him
on what he was doing.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, when iHeart goes to fire us, we're gonna bring
our kids to work that day and have them sit
in the meeting with us.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
There you go, that's news, that's sports.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Hey, Southern Clouds today hid at the sixty two.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Uh what a right down here? It's good eighty seven? Wow?
What I write down for tonight? I think? Can you
not read it? It's cloud l e W what does
that even mean? Clouds to me A very lude night
overnight low thirty seven tomorrow for your Wednesday sun and
clouds again. Hip sixty one forty three outside right now

(09:18):
one hunch point seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station,
the ZXL Morning Show. But wait on, don't move anyone, okay, alright,
So Metallica two nights up at the link. We got
your tickets. You go to WZXL dot com. We're gonna
give you the keyword right now. What is the keyword, Jojo?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yesterday's was Mama, but today's is going to be h Okay, puppets,
let's go with puppets, Master of Puppets, Puppets.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
It's just puppets though, yeah, So go the keyword is puppets.
So this is what you do. You go to WZXL
dot com right now, put the keyword in your chance
for tickets to Metallic Link out story Automotive Experience, story
story time. You could get you arrested, which I.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Like, it's years ago, though, but we did this, and
my wife saw this. This woman gets scammed yesterday, she said,
a hobby lobby.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Okay, so uh and I don't know why this doesn't
happen more often, because there are places you could pull
this move off. But this happened to an old lady
hobby lobby.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Okay, yeah, my wife said, a hobby lobby. She's doing
some stuff after where she's grabbing like whatever she needs
to grab.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
For some some some like like fake trees or something. Yeah,
but she comes home last night with what I think
are kind of like the ghetto Christmas decorations, Like that's
not where we live.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
We're a Christmas tree in a Garland family. These are
like wooden soldiers. I'm like, I don't even like the
whole not a big fan.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, oh, your house is going to look very Christmas and.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
She's gonna paint it. She wants to paint them. I
was like, yeah, that's what I.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Said, reason by so that you don't have to do
any of that.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
I said, well, we have enough to do in this
damn house that you should be painting toy soldiers for
Christmas decraces. But anyway, so she's going to check out.
Here there's an old lady. Now she's checking out. I
guess she was trying to pau and it wasn't her fault.
I don't think because she was old enough that this
wasn't her move. She was trying to pay with fake cash.
Now the lady, I think what I got fake? Okay,

(11:23):
it was real fake because my wife hears what's going on,
and the and the old lady's trying to apologize, and
my wife's like, well.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Can I I just want to see what does it
look like? How fake is it? And it said, oh,
it said like movie something like movie theater. Like it
was obviously the cash you would use in a movie
theater because they don't use real cash on movie production
of a movie. And the production of a movie. I
think it said movie production on it. Now, this lady
owns like a some type of flower shop or whatever.

(11:51):
So what I think happened, and it's easy to do,
is that someone went to her shop and get yes,
someone scared. I think about that too all.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
The time when I look at one hundred dollars bill,
like you're like, I don't know, man, if this is
legit or not. I guess that's why they put that
marker on the casinos. Like they'll put that mark on
the bill, and if it's counterfeit, it'll come up a
different colors.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
I even if I have like a hundred and I
give it to a cashier, and even if I just
came from the bank, Yeah, I still get nervous. And
I'm like, cause I think I get screwed either way.
Like if I get a hundred dollars bill from a
bank and it's fake, let's say, and I go to
use it at a store, they go and take it.

(12:32):
So now I'm out one hundred dollars and I didn't
get the product that I wanted to buy I was
trying to buy.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, the cash in the bank comes out of like
this machine where it just counts it, a counts it all.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I was like, there could easily be money she's trying.
She might have just been you know, she might've right,
like had dementia or something like that.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Like we have a casino chips in here that have
the mayor of Atlantic City's face on them. Yeah, obviously
we know that that's fake. But I but I uh,
and I did as a joke, man, I I went
I ordered like stacks of fake hundred dollars bills like online,
just to have as like a prop downstairs. And it
does look I mean, it does look like one hundred
dollar bill.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Man. It right out of high school. We had a kid,
but a buddy of mine, you know, we kind of
lost touch after high school. And it was a year
or two after high school and him and another kid
they were counterfeiting money and dude, he got busted and
he's he went to jail. He went to real, real
jail for a little bit. And it's like yeah, and

(13:30):
they were trying. Here's the problem. They were pointing it
off like around like their town they lived in.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
You don't can't do that. I know a buddy who
did it. And so somehow he was able to get
like the paper that felt like the like the money paper.
He printed it out and he would use it at
like nightclubs for the for the the tub girls girls,
because they're super dark in there, you can't really tell.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I had a girlfriend who these girls are dumbest can be.
I had a tub girl. It was uh. She was
she was at like one of those like Dave and
Busters type places, and and she would they would get
hit with fake cash all the time. Yeah, because once again,
you're real quick just counting out money. You're not even
paying attention to it, so they won't find out untill later. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
And that girl's not the smartest you know bunch in
the group there, because you know she's up there with
open up Yeah, she just opened up beer bottles, that's
what she does. That's she's not smart enough to be
a bartender. So she's not gonna pick up on the
fake cast.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Is that hot thing where she has the bottle opener
and her ass crack? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah, which, by the way, I was dating a girl man,
and you know, we're kind of get along. Everything was cool,
and she actually got a job doing that. And I
remember going to the place she was at. I was like, yeah,
there she is a bunch of guys just talking up
my girlfriend. You know, she looked good up there, so
that's good at her. Proud of your girl.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, probably you've graduated the tub girl.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, But you're at this woman whoever wherever she got
the cash from.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Man, Like, she's out that cash. Where do you go
from there? It's embarrassing. You're at a hobby lobby sucks
many dude, that's balls. Yeah, I couldn't. I I I
did a lot of dumb stuff when I was a kid,
that man, because that can have real circumstances. Yes, there's
a little like like you couldn't get real, Like my

(15:17):
buddy went the real, real prison. Yeah, county jail. Want
the real, real prison for doing that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
So I'm like, yeah, yeah, I honestly don't think it
was this woman's fault.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
She was an old lady's hobby. Its brightest could be
in a hobby lobby. And it says it's moving, yes,
yeah right, it said there's a big tiger on the front.
It says movie money, and yeah that's yeah. Man, dude,
that's I can't stand scamming old people. Come on like
it don't look you want to try and scam me, okay,

(15:47):
but old trying to scam old people. Dude, you hear
those stories and it's awful. Look we get back. I
will do some rocks. There's some rock news for you.
Enough with these documentaries about the Beatles, Jesus, it was
like the fourth one in like three years. The Beatles

(16:08):
sixty four will be available to stream exclusively on Disney
Plus on November twenty nine. Now, what's that gonna tell us?
The other ones did? So this one is gonna be
about the sixtieth anniversary of them and their first trip
to America, like doing the Ed Sullivan Show all that
kind of stuff. Did I hate that. I can't say
I hate the Beatles and don't hate the Beatles. I

(16:30):
think they're over eighty. Growing up, man, I had a
buddy weird kid man. He loved the Beatles. Like his
whole room was set up and look, he had the
Beatles alarm clock, he had the Beatles dolls, and he
took it like way way seriously. I mean, look, I'm
not gonna take anything away from my And here's the thing.
I think I like post Beatles Beetles more than I
like the Beatles. Like the solo stuff afterwards that those

(16:52):
guys did, I think is much better and the Beatles stuff,
and maybe it's just overplayed, but really, dude, they were
just like a popping like they were something. They weren'tthing new,
they weren't a rock band. And once again, maybe that's
coming from me because I'm a Rolling Stones guy, and
I can really tell about a person if you ask them,

(17:13):
you know, you know, beetles are rolling stones. Now here's
the thing. Okay, so if you say to someone, hey, man,
you know who do you take? Beetles are rolling stones?
Because that was always the competition, right, And then they
throw this at you. Now this is the curveball and
they come out with the Kinks.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
But it wasn't part that wasn't a yeah, that wasn't part.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Of the question. Okay then but that person, that person,
I'm like, okay, me and you could be friends. Now
we can sit down and have a drink again. The
King's had one Christmas song. The Kinks were awesome. By
the way. That was a Misfits guy that was thirty
years later. Well that was me the Misfits. I can't

(17:54):
even tell you a Misfits song. I know that guy Danzig. Well,
my mom would put the patch on my my military jacket,
so I had to pin it up with safety pins. Well,
I know you're a big fan of The Cure.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, I love the Cure too.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
So they're putting on a new album. But Robert Smith,
the lead singer of The Cure, he said that he
only plans to remain active making music with the Cure
for another five years. He said, if he lasts that long, so.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I'll like get in excess.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I do.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I do like a couple. I realized that over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
There's a couple in excess songs on my playlist that
I kind of dig in excess. In excess. They had
probably four four bangers right right, and in excess. It
was kind of the knockoff you two and uh yeah, man,
I'll go, Yeah, it's a shame that guy killed himself
by you know, you know, you know, whacking it. But yeah,

(18:48):
didn't he hung himself by himself in the closet. He
didn't hang himself by his penis. He hung himself while mastering.
It's audio auto Uh, hold on, hold on, give me
a second. There's a name for it, autoerotic affixiation. That's
a terrible way to go. Oh yeah, I guess it's

(19:12):
like I guess it's like you you get turned on
by being choked out and so yeah, yeah, he has
some issues. Yeah. Uh, Zach Wilde, I know you're a
big Zach wild fan. Zach Wilde is uh. He was
Ozzy Osbourne's guitarist for a long time. Now he's out
with Pantera and he's doing a bunch of other stuff,

(19:34):
including Experience Hendricks. So it's a tour that's going and
celebrating the life of Jimmy Hendricks and he was going
out playing guitar for this show. He now has to bailout.
So he has to bail out because Ozzy Osbourne is
getting into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and
Zach wants to be there and perform with Ozzy, So

(19:55):
he has to cancel a bunch of shows for Experience Hendrix. Nashville, Georgia, Clearwater,
somewhere in Florida. Uh Pompano Pump Pump Pump Pump Pump,
Pompino pomp and piena pompy a piano. Uh dude, they did.

(20:19):
They're doing three shows in Florida, so they're canceling clear Water,
Uh pomp Paine and Uh Saint Augustine, Uh Florida and
Sant Augustine. So the they're canceling those shows, so you
won't see Zach Wild with Experience Hendrix. Now, I don't
know if those shows are canceled and once again, none

(20:41):
of these are local shows, or he's just not going
to be in those shows. I don't I have no idea,
but he's doing it. Tell about Uh he calls them
the boss.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
That's a nice reason to get out, Yeah, to do it.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah. So, and it would be it'd be kind of
cool to see Ozzie up there one last time at
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame doing a song
or two. Uh, there you go, some rock Scott and
we got your take one hundred point seven z XLS
after his rock station in the CXL. CXL did I say,
see c CXL. That's a Honda morning show, dude. So

(21:17):
it was going and I was at Acame the other day.
That's where the coyote gets his rockets from. As it's true.
So so I'm gonna act me and I'm checking out,
and I got a I never really have cash on me,
so it was I had a couple of dollars on me.
You know, I'm want to walk over to that that
counter for the lottery is right right, you know that,

(21:40):
And I'm like, you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw
some dollars down and get a lottery ticket because I
don't think you can pay with a can you pay what?
I think it's I think it's cash. I think I
don't know I I do not. I don't don't hold
me to that. Well, then they should pay you in cash.
So I had some cash, so I go, uh, I
go over to the lottery uh, you know, and that's
it's where like people do return and you know it's
that it's it's returns and all that stuff and like

(22:04):
stuff that they don't want junkies to steal. They haven't
locked up in a cabinet behind them.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Well, your kid's missing. You're the mom. You you pay
the kid, Jimmy, Yeah, come Aisle three. So I walk
over and has them as I'm buying the ticket, and
there's a guy and he's stocking the cigarettes right, and
the cigarettes are like behind like lock and key, because
I guess now, just crackheads just steal whatever they want,
you know. So I buy the lottery ticket and I go, hey,

(22:32):
do you mind? Like I was like, can you tell
me how much a carton of cigarettes is? I go,
I smoke parliaments back in the day, and how much
would a pack of a carton of a parliament's be
guy looks at me and dude, the number? He said, Yeah,

(22:57):
one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Dollars for carton cigarettes or carton cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Wow, I wouldn't say I wouldn't think that much.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
He said, one hundred and forty seven dollars. Bro. Growing
up they were growing up, they were like twelve or
like fourteen dollars. That's why my mom switched to Virginia
Slim like more twenties, because I think they were like
eleven fifty. He even he even shook us head. He's like, yeah,
he goes, he goes. It's it's insane when that makes sense.
Because in wild walls, man, I'll see a guy get
coffee thirteen dollars a pack, easy, man. Yeah, and that's

(23:27):
a and well, I don't know what what does a
carton hold twelve?

Speaker 3 (23:33):
I think it's ten, man, I think it's ten Jesus
one hundred and forty seven dollars for a carton of cigarettes. Now,
once again, you shouldn't smoke, though it makes you look cool,
but you shouldn't. Right, kids out there, don't smoke, right,
don't vape either. Vaping is not doesn't look cool at all.
Now I get the vaping thing. Maybe cigarettes are too

(23:53):
expensive hundreds okay, what's a single cigarette worth?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Then? Okay? So lucy all right, so okay, So if
we haven't. So let's say thirteen bucks a pack. I
got my calculator, how many, dude, I forget how many?
Is it eighteen? And a pack of cigarette? It's twelve?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
It's is it twelve? And well it might be a
dollar a cigarette? Dude, you are you're probably you're not.
You're not far off. Wow, a dollar dollar fifty? You
probably get two bucks maybe for a loose cigarette. Uh,
dude me, this is a this is a business. Yeah,
we should.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
You should go rob a store of all their cigarettes
and then just sell them. We every great movie, man,
every gangster movie. Like I look at Good Fellows, remembery
was sell cigarette again? The cartons boren one hundred dollars
at that time. But I'm sure they made some money
off of that stuff. One hundred and forty seven dollars. Yeah,
that's that's a carton of cigarettes. I'm not a smoker.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
White doesn't smoke, but man, it's it's a habit man
to yell it and spend the money on that and
the bumba cigarette off your friend now is like that
was expensive.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
You're like you're handing out you're handing out dollar bills. Man,
you gotta say no, yeah. Right, even gum, dude, Like
you know the gum, I like it's like sugar free whatever.
That's like four or five dollars now, yeah, And I'm like,
when did gum get this expensive? Yeah, the kids were like,
we'll go to home. Deep.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
I don't want to buy gum. I'm like, nah, put
it down, man. That's six dollars for that mento.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Man, Yeah, I know it's so it's so dumb. One
hundred and forty seven dollars for a carton of cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
You talk about wanting to quit smoking. That should make
you want to quit smoke. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Man, but you can quit smoking. Have some cash in
your pocket. You can join a gym for ten dollars
a month down man. Man, that's tough to do, dude.
I couldn't it. And like I said, even the guy
shook his head. He's like, yeah, I know, it's crazy.
It's like that's nuts.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah. And then you pull the gun out and said,
give them all put him in the bag. Why it's unlocked.
It give me my cigarettes. Wow. Look, I do miss
smoking though. Uh, we we get back. We do some headlines.
But right now I got a pair of tickets and
they're the most fantastic tickets we've ever given away. It's

(25:53):
a Neil Diamond tribute band. Come in the resorts if
you want to see it. It's called Forever Neil. I
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Speaker 3 (26:05):
The production on the show is like something you've never
seen before.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
It is. It's very very right, very lit up. It's beautifulastic. Yeah,
Neil Diamond Tribute band. Come in the resorts if you
want the tickets, and you know you do. SIG zero
nine six seven seven one hundred.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
I heard they have Frankie Valley standing like a corpse
on the side of the stage, just shaking his head
doing the little before.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Frankie Valley Tribute Band. Now do you have to go
out and do what he does and just stand there?
But that's what it is. I'm watching these videos like
he can't get enough. He just wanders on stage. He
looks like a zombie. Yes, and he's gus like charismatic
and it's like ninety three, like like get them off
the state. He doesn't have to be doing this anymore.
Frankie Valley should have some money put away, dish out

(26:47):
some to the four seasons, and you should have enough
to live off of. Look we get back, knock out
some headlines, all right, one hundred point seven ZXL, South
Jersey's rock station ZXL. More shit, man, I thought this
was gonna be like a family tradition we started last night,
but the kids are picky eaters, so it didn't even
last the night. Okay, So yeah, to start a tradition

(27:10):
if it doesn't even last the night. So yesterday, the
kids are off and I'm like, okay, when when my
wife gets home from work, let's let's go have dinner.
Let's go out somewhere for dinner. Here's the pile we
run into. And I get it. If you live or
you work in the industry, you want a day off.
And Mondays are usually the days off. That's industry, like
a bar industry. Oh yeah, man, there are yeah, not
even the bars used to be the restaurants. You're like

(27:31):
offul Mondays. So it used to be, yeah, Monday because
the weekends we were hectic because it's weekends, so you
would take Monday and usually Monday Tuesday, bars and restaurants
would take off, and then that's when you would have
in the biz nights, right nightclubs, right industry nights, and
you would show that you worked at a certain bar
and you would get in for half pricers.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
They were in industry industry nights. S I n you know,
you go out there and call some sins, you know.
So we uh, were looking for a place. We end
up at two places, both are closed. I'm like, this
is a Monday thing. So my wife looks up a place.
It was uh, and I'm shocked she went there because like,
I'm a like I can sit down at a bar.
I'm a wing guy, like I like bar food. She's

(28:11):
normally not that kind of gal. So so we're driving around.
She finds a place. It's, uh, it's a Malaga. It
was a It's Ca Cavanall's Irish pub or something like,
let's try.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
That's that's a hike from you. It was uh about
fifteen minutes. Yeah, we have to drive through woods on
uh on roads. I drive through Maliga when I have
to take my daughter to Delaware. Yeah, we must be
on the fringe because like fifteen minutes from my house.
So there's a lake there, I'm.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Like, okay, let's uh all right. So well, so you
found an Irish pub. I was like, I'm in. You know,
you're in. I don't know what you're gonna get, but
you know, it's not a restaurant. I don't know if
the kids are gonna dig it, but what the hell,
let's go.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Right, dude. I grew up going the bars. Yeah, I
think like bars are were the my favorite. I hate
going through like a real sit down restaurant. Yeah, give
me a bar any day. And it's a shame because
like for the kids, uh, it's got it.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Like this Pj's place we go to. It's a nice
it's an okay restaurant, but they have things they like,
like burgers and sliders like that. That's where they live
when it comes to food. If you want to go
to an Italian place, then they have pasta.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
A kid, dude, the bar has chicken.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Fingers, chicken fingers, chicken fingers.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Man, that was it that and that's how he found
my love for poppers and mozzarella sticks. Yeah. Sure, it
was like it was a bar, dude. My dad man,
we'd got you know, we'd go out. D It was
the best man dad. We'd go get done errands and
he'd go to a little bit. I don't know if
you remember this place. It was classy. It was called
the Ground Round.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Oh I do, yeah, I live bit the popcorn Man.
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So we go this dive bar.
I'm like, okay, it looks like, uh, you know, I
don't know if it's our thing. We go in ended
up having a good time. You got the bartender there,
she was smoking hot, probably like thirty years ago.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
She's a Malaga eleven.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yes, yeah, you know, big breasts and everything. Taking her order,
she says, you know what can I get you? Yeah,
she's a hot catching Malaga.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
So we go. Man, it happens to be Wang night. Right.
Did I go to Heaven night? Yeah? I won't go
to Heaven. Did the kids eat wings or no? No?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
And here's the problem we had. Like she got a
she got a great sandwich. Loved her sandwich. I got wings.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
You know.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
The kid gets like a case of dia or whatever
it's he doesn't like it. The other kid gets a
order of tater tots. They were okay, Like, I'm like,
how do you screw up tater tots? You it's just
what it's not.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Of course, it's not a dinner the he's gonna get
any value from I get it. But I know he
picked at that and they didn't really dig the food thing.
And I was like, damn, because I love the bar.
Like the bar scene with the family was actually pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Man. I thought it was gonna be like a Monday
night bar hop for the Uh you know, dude, I'll
tell you what. Man. That was always my So my
mom would piss my dad off. And uh so we
had a little, small, little shorehouse in Ocean City, so
my dad would get pissed off. My mom would pick
literally piss them off Saturday morning as soon as he
woke up, and then he would he go and grab

(31:00):
me and go, we're going down. They were going down
to the shore house. I gotta check on the heater. No,
you always had to check on the heater.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Yeah, that it's May. It's eighty outside.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Oh. We would go and there was a place called
the Waterfront in Summer's Point, and dude, we would go
there and sometimes my dad would like to sit at
the bar, but I wasn't old enough, so I had
to go sit at a table while he sat at
the bar boy. He didn't care at all.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
He was definitely gonna sit at that bar with or
without your kid.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Oh so so yeah, but yeah, I from a young age, man,
bars were always the place when I was a kid.
And that's the thing your kid's got to learn that's
good food.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Yeah, that's it's not good for you, Like when do you?
I don't know when a you're gonna grow up and
like wings in case it is, and like yeah the
tater tots or I don't know where something, man, But
it was nice to do the sixty eight bucks with
the whole family. Not terrible last night.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah. We we took my daughter out a week or
two ago down in Delaware. We were down at her
school and it was like a forty eight dollars bill
feels good, and I was like, no, okay, I can
handle okay Delaware. Yeah, I'm all in forty eight dollars
bill because anywhere else in Jersey you're probably been a
seventy five eighty dollars bill.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
And that's where we live to we're like one hundred
dollars a night family when it comes to eating.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
And that sucks, dude. It shouldn't be that way. Yeah,
Like even I take my me and my my my
oldest son. We try and catch up like every other
week or so and do lunch. Right, he's working and
he's going to school. Dude, even that. Man, it's a
sixty dollars lunch. Yeah, it's a lot. And I'm like,
sixty dollars for lunch. Yeah. Yeah, we even got a
We got a pretzels and appetite. So they like the pretzel.

(32:35):
That was cool. Yeah all right, yeah, yeah, we gotta
teach that. Yeah, we gotta shaw You know what. You
introduced him to? Hooters? Yeah, bar food, Man, I need
you guys, just get this some bar food. Yeah, you
don't know what didn't know?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Like the they made the case of deal with provolone
cheese and cheddar cheese and everything. He doesn't like provolone.
I'm like, man, you gotta try new things. Bro, you're
gonna you're messing up my seventh wing.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
I'll be honest. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Right.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
A kid should love a case of dea, no matter
what kind of cheese is on it. Yeah, a kid
should not know what cheese is on it. Jesus cheese.
Maybe we won't get a.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Case of dia at an Irish bar maybe that's maybe
that's where we were.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
I don't think I knew what che what a different
type of cheese was until I was in my trunk.
He's Jesus, this is looking we came back, Frash, there's

(33:31):
some trash for you. Jamie Fox. So he's opening up
about his health. Scary had a couple of years ago.
So he's doing a one man show. Apparently, wasn't that weird?

Speaker 3 (33:44):
He just disappeared or they somebody close to him said
he was where he was going to die.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
He was dying or something, and he came out and
said he wasn't. So he opened up about it, and
I think it was he I think it was a
stroke or something like that. He's what he said, like literally,
he there was one day he kind of blacked out
and the next thing he knows, it was like three
months later. That's scary. Yeah, So I like jam Fox

(34:11):
A dude. I got no problem with Jimmy. Fox's a right.
His daughter joined him on stage and played guitar. I
guess he's doing this one man show. And he did
open up without the health scared, but he seems to
be doing all right now. Remember Joe Exotic to Tiger King. Yeah,
he could thank COVID for his success. It was the
first week of COVID and they put out Tiger King

(34:32):
and everyone in the world watched it. I was no board. Well,
he's in jail, but now what he wants to do.
He's hoping that he can get let out soon. He's
hoping for a retrot. Now this is all because he
tried to kill Carol Baskin. Remember that he was. He
tried to kill this other woman who liked tigers and
may have fed her ex husband to a tiger. Yeah.

(34:54):
What state are they in?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Apparently it's okay just to have tigers running around. She's Florida.
He was in like Kentucky or Oklahoma, one of those states. Yeah,
she also killed her husband. Remember she fed her husband to.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Her Yeah that that That's always the thing with Carole
Baskin is like her husband disappeared and they think that
she fed them to the tigers.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Let's put two and two together. You live on a
in a tiger enclosure.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
He said that if he gets you know, he gets
the retrial and gets released, he would go and back
to college and he would give lectures about tigers.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
There's a reality show there somewhere.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeh hobout this. So apparently there was a fashion show
over in I guess Europe, Paris, and Nicole Kidman and
Selma Hyak they kind of got into like a shoving match,
like what over who was gonna wear bologna on their head?
Like that was kind of high. Yeah. Now a lot

(35:54):
of people are saying it was nothing serious. They were
just goofing around. But I don't know, man, imagine some
him just rips you know, Nicole Kidman's top off or
something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be awesome.
It's not even fashion anymore. It's like, I don't know.
I think I saw one clip woman had like she
was wearing a raft She had her head through, like
the raft like you would wear I don't know, water rafting.
I'm like, is that fashion? Now? I was watching a

(36:17):
fashion show and down the runway one model took a
steel folding chair. Yeah, hit another model over the hen
now we're talking, yeah, and they was like art art.
So this model she's and she's an actress, dude, she's
been in a bunch of stuff. Karen did billad. This

(36:37):
is pretty funny, and there's video of it too, which
sucks for her. So she went and like, she's famous
and she has famous friends, and she wanted to go
to SNL because Ariana Grande has our friend and Ariana
Grande was hosting SNL. So she goes in with her
ticket and they turn her down and they're like, yeah,
that ticket's not for the show. That was for the

(36:58):
rehearsal earlier. You're not even part of the fifth production. Yeah,
and uh and so and dude, I gotta, I gotta.
She didn't yell, she didn't scream, put her head down,
turned away and walked away. Yeah, And that was it.
That was like and it just sucks. The TMS caught it,
like there was somebody with a camera and you're just
watching this girl get just you know completely, Hey, no, no,

(37:19):
you're not allowed it here. You're not you're not famous enough.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Tour once man, And I think there's only like, I
don't like, five seats or something that's available to the public.
Other than that, it's all them, man, it's all their people.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Uh. Glenn Pale, he's he's a big star now. He's
a guy from Top Gun. He was in that romantic
comedy with that Sydney Sweeney. He was in the Twisters movie.
Uh he got booted. I guess. Uh he came out
and during the Georgia game over the weekend and uh
and he got food. Why what do you do? Because
I think he is so Georgia was playing let me

(37:53):
see Her because he's a Mississippi State fan. Okay, all right?
Said okay? Because of that. Yeah, so so they they
they boot them, you know, and that's a big deal
because that's like one hundred thousand people booing you, yeah,
which which has the saw You know what he didn't do.
He didn't act like an idiot like Nick Sirianni. Instead

(38:14):
start yelling back at the one hundred thousand people that
were booing you. There you go, some trash.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
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Speaker 1 (38:27):
Man. I gotta tell you this is a hot ticket.
Phone lines are lighting up for this Kneel Down before
Me tour. Okay, it's Neil Diamond, Neil on Me, It's
Neil Forever Overt Resorts, Neil Diamond Tribute. Uh what was
that one? It's uh Uh's uh something in Blue Jeans song.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
He's got so many hits well it's uh uh uh
no the big one. Come on, uh, come on, come on,
come on, Caroline.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Uh this week Carolina. But then there's a something in
blue jeans. Come on, dude, what's your name? All right?
All right, Kevin, I'm over. I'm over in Delaware. Can
get your station. Yeah, they love us in Delaware. Yeah, man,
I got my My daughter is a proud blue hen.
I'm all the way down and I'm Delaware all the way.

(39:23):
Be careful, there are weird people down there. You know.
Do you live in Delaware? You're just working down there? Yeah?
I live. I work in Ocean City. I get you
about halfway. Ocean City, got you? Yeah, what what is
that called? That's what Double Marva? Right, it's long neck Delaware.
It's way out. But but you live in you live
in Delaware. Guess it's a Delawarean. Well, unfortunately, we don't

(39:44):
give you fairy tickets, so you have to have to
drive up for the show. We'll make sure you get
the tickets, don't worry. But all right, so what do
you do down in del Marva? I'm a plumber, all right,
the plumber from Delaware. Uh, you're going to see uh
Neil I'm in tribute over at resorts. You get up
to Atlantic City a lot, they're here and there. My
daughter her down there nice. All right, Well, here's a

(40:08):
night that you can do it. Neil Diamond and Neil
Diamonds Tribute. Right, it's not Neil. Neil Diamond does not
perform anymore. Neil Diamond Tribute.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
The greatest hits you're gonna over at resorts.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
All right, Uh, you stay on hold down there in Delaware,
and I'm gonna get all your info right, all right, thanks, Look,
I forget.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
We broadcast to the Delaware. I got a bunch of
family that lives down there, aunts and uncles, and my
aunt actually listens to do on the beaches down there.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah, my aunt.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
And she's the one that bailed out on my Christmas
party last year two weeks before, saying that she was
gonna have COVID.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
I love her. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have COVID.
It was two weeks ahead of our Christmas party, says I,
I have COVID, So I'm not making your Christmas party.
We know what's crazy is like, I don't know much
about Delaware, but I always know Delaware is it's not
a very big state. Yeah. So like my daughter, she
goes to school in Newark, right, University of Delaware. So
my wife is always like, let's when we go visitor,

(41:01):
let's take the ferry over. And I'm like, okay, dude,
it's a two and a half hour drive. Yeah, that's
what's the wrong. Yeah. So it's like, I guess Newark
is in one corner and the and all the beaches
are down at the other corner. Yeah, it's from my uncle.
They live down by the beaches. But once you get
off that ferry, it's like, I don't know, it's like
fifteen minutes from my uncle's town. Yeah, right there in

(41:21):
the heart of all You're not at University of Delaware. No,
that's where I am. So I have to take the beauty.
I have to go through a beautiful South Jersey by
the Cowtown rodeo. Yeah, and take the Delaware Memorial Bridge.
Exactly what you're talking about. Yeah. Have you ever been
to Pensgrove, Pennsgrove's Eye, you know ens Rove? Yeah, oh yeah, Woodstown, Yeah,
I know wood there's some really some really fine spots

(41:45):
down Elmer. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
When you hear about like good wrestlers or high school
football teams.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
That's usually where they come. They all come from Woodstown.
It's all like the movie Friday Night Lights.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
You know if you I go through Beautiful Buna. Yeah,
I don't even know you're in those towns. You just
keep driving. I'm just driving. I'm not paying any attention
to any of these downs. But look now, because here's
what it is. It's farm market Luke Oil. Yeah, farm
Market seventy six, Castling farm Market. Oh, look a diner.

(42:17):
You just keep driving until you hit like the Flintstone House.
Look we get back, we'll knock out some headlines. This
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Speaker 3 (42:30):
Morning Show one hundred point seven is the XL South
Jerseys rock station.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
I don't know how I feel about this. And you know,
once again, it's our bedroom. You know, fifty percent goes
to me, fifty percent goes to my wife, except except
I own about two percent of my bedroom, right right, Yeah,
you just get to sleep in there, so we uh,

(42:58):
you know, we have the TV and and there's a
little you know, beer or whatever the TV sits on.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
You got a nice setup in there. Don't you have
like a side area that your little lounge area in
your bedroom. Yeah, it like it goes over the garage.
It's like this, like we yeah, we moved our bed
into there, so now it's like a it's our bed.
So we moved our bed into this like area that
was like my wife used to use as like a
workstation and uh. And so now the rest of the

(43:27):
room there's just like a ton of room. Yeah, you
can break dance in there.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah. So it's just like you don't know what it's.
It's it's it's weird. You don't know what to do
because there's just so much room. And now I get
it because you said, like your little guy come and
throw a ball in there, and I'm like, yeah, how
much room does he have? But now it makes it well,
he goes in, he runs around like a nut. Yeah.
So so I'm looking for something. I think I was
looking for a lighter, right, Like I wanted the light
of can I wanted to make it romantic. Sure, I

(43:54):
want the light of candle and uh. And so I'm
going through the drawers. Now, I dude, I don't go
through I have my closet. That really is the only
thing that I have in our bedroom is my closet,
and so like, I don't go through any of the drawers.
I don't know what's in any of the drawers. So
I'm going through the drawers I came across my wife

(44:15):
is a squirrel. She has a snack drawer. Oh so
it's like cashews and peanuts, okay, and it's all like
kind of healthy stuff, but like still it's a snack
drawer in our bedroom. And I'm like, when did this happen?

(44:35):
And I'm going through and there's, uh, there was some
slim gems in there. I'm like, where did they come from?
That's not a bad thing, but I don't know when
you're eating your set. Maybe when you're getting things done
on a Saturday afternoon around the Okay, So so what
she does is but they're in a drawer though, right,
draw Yeah, it's not it's not like it's not just

(44:56):
like a bunch of nuts in a drawer, Like it's
in a container, like a bottle. I thought maybe a bar.
You have like that little dish on top of the nightstand.
Which is awesome because what she does is she gets
most of her stuff done in our bedroom. So like
when she gets home from work at night, she'll go
hang with with me or the kids for a little
bit and then run upstairs. And that's kind of where

(45:16):
she lives for the night. And uh, and dude, you
should hear it because it's over my kitchen. And so
she'll work out when she gets home. Yeah, and it's just, dude,
it's just just banging constantly because she's running and she's
she's like doing all kinds of weird stuff. But I
guess when after her workout, she likes to have a

(45:37):
cash or two. Yeah, it's like trail mix, man, ss
a protein back in your body. I was like, huh,
look look at this because you know my little guy
he hides candy in his room. Yeah, that's different.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
I could see like if I don't know if you
saw like tasty cake wrappers, Like maybe there's an issue
here now this.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Is this was helvings up. But it made me laugh.
Yeah maybe I was like. I was like, look at her.
She's like, you know, like a little squirrel. She's just
putting away some nuts, you know, some some some cashews,
some some trail mix, some slim gyms for after her
after her work. And I also, I'll tell you what
game changer and I would not buy this. This is

(46:15):
not me flexing in any way. When we got bought
out by iHeart, we we cut half of our building
right and and so we had to move studios, so
half of our office literally got walled off. Well, we
had an extra water tank, you know, like the water

(46:36):
tanks you have in like office spaces, you know, the
water coolers, and the owners like if you want to
take it, and so I took it. I put it
in our bedroom. That's smart, dude. Yeah, game changer. Because
my wife will not drink tap water. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
We I constantly I always have to have water because
I'm a mouth breather, So I constantly have to have
water at night.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
If I don't, man, it's a problem. But that water
cooler is a good idea. So yeah, the water cooler
and the bedroom. It uh, it's it's a big one.
She really digs that except when it runs out and
then I gotta go. Yeah, I gotta take the stupid
thing to the supermarket and then like exchange it. Yeah,
carry it up stairs, put it up there. I gotta Yeah,
I kinda set it all up. Yeah, that is a nice,
nice feature for the bedroom. Yeah, but how about that

(47:17):
She's just a stashing away snack. Yeah. I like that.
Man's a snack drawer, good, Yeah, snack drawing the beds.
She's gotta. She's got water and a snack drawer. She's
good if the apocalypse happens. I mean, she's all said.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Again, like if you look at my drawer and there's
probably the wrappers, there's k crumbs, you know that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
That's the issue. There's no cupcakes in this draw You're
all good. So I was just I started laughing. I
was by myself and I just started laughing, and I'm like,
what did I just come across? Huh? Like I thought
maybe like some sexy lingerie. No, just cashews. No.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
I have a bell that says a four sex ring
that I don't ring as often as I like.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Look, we we get back this reporting. You think you've
got it, bed, I don't think we have a bad
This is over. In the UK, police were shocked when
they eventually found a suspect they were looking for. On
Friday morning, officers arrived at a home, the arrest a

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man once inside. The search was on, but the unnamed
suspect was nowhere to be found. Then some creative thinking
led officers to consider the couch. After moving part of
the section all around, they tipped it to the side
and the man fell out in his underwear. Okay, not
a bad movie. That's not a bad movie.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Did he cut the back of the couch like a
flattened note?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
I don't know if it was like maybe like it
was like one of the fold out beds. He was
taking the jail and so he no word on what
he was being arrested for. The phrase you never want
to hear while on a cruise ship is viral outbreak.
After that, it's probably man overboard. It's rare, but it
does happen. The ship has strict policies on how to

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react because tom is of the essence. So this is
what happens when someone falls overboard on a cruise ship.
She's an easy way to kill your wife or husent. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Sure, take that picture man with the sunset behind you.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Yeah. First location is key because a cruise ship it
takes a while for it to turn around. From there,
the ship turns around heads to the coordinates where the
lost passenger was said to be nearby. Ships who might
be able to assist are also given those coordinates. In
the meantime, support is given to friends and family of
the missing person while the surge goes palling. Between twenty

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twenty nine and twenty nineteen, a grand total of two
hundred and twelve Cruise Line passengers managed to fall overboard,
whether accidental or intentionally, Only forty eight survive.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Wow surprise, forty eight survived to turn that big ship
around and find you, yeah, and then have to pull
you up.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
And I'm just saying, I'm just saying, you're fighting with
your wife and you got a nice cabin with a
deck on it. Oh whoops, Oh she's she was drunk
and she she look like she fell over. It would
look cool if you were standing on the railing for
the picture. Yeah, take a selfie from over the railing
that you can't. Yeah, you're hanging from it. You start

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peeling her fingers away. Social media, right, people do dumb
stuff for social media. In Britain, an influencer died for
his art, which is considered a daring feet. The twenty
six year old's last act on social media courage happened
when the digital creator fell six hundred and thirty feet

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from a bridge. Big This is in Madrid Spain. Reportedly
the man was recording a stunt on the bridge at
seven fifteen in the morning. The incident was confirmed by police,
and they also made a point to confirm that climbing
the bridge is totally banned and cannot be done under
any circumstances. You get to heaven, You're like that was
my bed. Yeah. I watch these guys man, especially it's big,

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like in Russia. These guys they'll they'll do like wacky
stuff on like top of a bill, but like like
right on the edge of the building. They'll jump from bill.
I've seen him jump from building the building before. Yeah,
Or they'll like climb down and hang by one hand. Yeah,
like monkey. And I'm like, dude, I'm like, get it
out of Yeah, it's crazy because you don't fall, that's it.

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Like I I look at man, I like, I like
I was going over at the Delaware Memorial Bridge over
the weekend and I'm just like, you know, there's guys
that have to climb up that. Yeah, And I'm like, yeah, man,
good for you guys, because I ain't doing that. No,
uh uh, no way, dude. I like you know what,
you know what I like the ground you can't die
from falling if you're already on the ground the grounds.

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This fact is, I hurt myself when I fall and
I'm on the ground. There you go. Those people they
haven't bet you not so much, yo, which Jojo and
Scottie and we've got your tickets for the Metallica's M
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Speaker 3 (51:55):
One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station CXL
mon Shell. I thought my mom died yesterday. I guess
I'm one death watch from my mother. No, I think
your mom's healthy, and she's too healthy.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
It's it's it's odd that the life that she's had,
like the miserable marriage and all this other nonsense and
then the smoking and not taking care of yourself. How
this woman is still alive is beyond me. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
And I'm not rooting for it to die because I
don't get anything. I get a couple of bills I've
got to pay off, so there's no no benefit in that. Yeah,
there's people out there, like a mom dies, I'm gonna
be living on Easy Street, not me. It's gonna be
an issue. So yesterday I stop over with the kids,
uh to go say hi, and I just I just
swing over. I'm like, hey, I'm not gonna text her.
We're driving by. I'm a swing in real quick. The
woman has nothing else going on. What could she possibly

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be doing?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
She loves gambling. Yeah, but you can't get out. She
has a stupid dog that won't Everything won't die in
this house, dude. This house is like the pet cemetery.
Everything comes to life and just lives. So I go
and I got the kids.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
She has like a screen door and it has that
that little latch on it, so I can't get in.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Okay. I'm like, I'm looking through this mom my.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Right, nothing right, not a peep. And this house is
about four hundred square feet. It's a little bit bigger
than the studio here, so you can She has to
be able to hear me. Yeah, I don't hear any
of the showers near that.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
I can't hear any of their commotion in there. I'm like, okay,
let's just hang out. Mom will hear us you're hanging
out in the yard. She'll come out. She never does, Like,
get in the car and I go back with the
kids and I call my wife. I was like, yeah,
it's like, uh, I think my mom is dead. Now
here's how much I don't care.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Like a sun that really cares would have probably barged
in to make sure she's okay and see what's happening.
I just get the kids in the car. I'm like, listen,
obviously she's not around, so let's just go home. Doors
wide open. But she's not around kids.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Yeah, So like I don't know, Like I don't know.
Four hours later, I get oh, sorry, I was laying down.
I didn't hear you. I'm like, you didn't hear me
knock on the screen door and yell mom into the house.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Dude, I get this. Uh you know I go to
my every day after the show, I go to my
mom's in Ocean City, and she's pretty bad with dementia. Yeah,
but she's her body's healthy though she I mean, I
mean she has half a heart. She lives on sugar,
this is all. And then she does live on of sugar.
She has a half a mechanical heart. So I don't
know how great that is. So uh. There are days

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that I know I have a key to your house,
but I walk in and there's that eerie silence. Yeah,
is this like is this today? Is today going to be?
Now we have cameras and everything in our house that
we've we've we've hooked up, and she has those like
I've fallen and I can't get up buttons. Oh yeah.
So but then, like your mom said, she lays down. Yeah,

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So I'll go and my mom will be like sleeping right,
and I'm like, and I have to check if she's
breathe there. Yeah, you know what you do. I've seen
it in the movies.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Get a pocket mirror and put the mirror underneath her
nose and if it pops up, she still has air going.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Because my mom used to be up at five am
every day, and so now that she, you know, has
these health issues, she'll sleepy. And so like I'll get
there at like eight am, eight already nine o'clock on
a weekend or something like that, and she's still sleeping. Yeah,
and I'm like, I'm like, oh shit, I'm like okay,
And then in my head I'm trying, I'm like, okay,
so I guess what do you do? Right? Right?

Speaker 3 (55:11):
If it does go down?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Like I got it, So I got a call, Like
I guess you just call nine one one, right, Well,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
I told my wife I just want to burn her
in our fire pit and then just shovel the ashes.
I mean, why even go through the formalities there, just
gonna put her in the garage. Yeah, yeah, imagine that.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Here I am cutting fire pit. It sucks because you
love your parents, but like it's like, but these are
the things that you think about, Like all right, I
walk in on my mom, like you know, and I
hope it is peaceful like that, Like I hope I
do just walk in on her and she just you know,
died in her sleep. Like that's how I hope it goes.
But I want to be I don't want anyone else
to have to deal with that. Like I want to

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be the one that the finder there so I can
take that. But it is, it's a cred it's so creepy.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Like my wife, her parents are old and like her dad,
her dad lives like in the mountains somewhere, like not
even kidding, you don't hear from him. It's like, I
hope he goes peacefully, but I don't know, like you
feel like animals are gonna eat him. Like it's it's
he's out in the middle of nowhere. We could pull
up and crows could be picking at his eyes. I'm like,
that's an awful.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Way to go. It is, man, but that's like, yeah,
like I don't want it to be a fall or
anything like that. Like peaceful in your sleep, you know.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
And no scratches on the walls trying to get up
and yeah, I don't want any of that. You'll pill
over top of her face and then her stuff is going.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
It's ocean city, So hopefully that doesn't happen. Everybody.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Thanks to your calls today. They're always welcome on the show.
Glad when you're all part of it. Stay there, we'll
kick off that rock block. It's one hundred point seven
is the XL South Jersey's rock stations.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
The XL Morning when you're smiling, when you're smiling, smiling,
smiles with you. And when you're eleven, when the sun
comes shining through where you're crying spine, you bring on

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the rim right.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Stop you shot, stop this side well to be happy
to this where the smiling, smiling, keep on smiling.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
I'm smile dropping it out, man. I know you guys
are awesome. My love looking at you guys on my
way to work. H like, got yeah, warming up Chip
and I'm like, I'm a down here. We're rocking. Hey,
thank you you shot to the back. How you do Yeah?
Keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great. Good morning guys. Hi,
let's shot it? Oh God? Is it mine radio? Or

(57:35):
it's are you only broadcasting in Manah? This is the
rad in DJ Like, if you're on it, I listened
to this.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
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