THURSDAY 10-17-24

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And this show isn't it? Hey man? What's happening? Good morning?
My my wife got a toothpool right and uh and

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and it sucks getting a toothpools. Not the front one, right,
it's in the back. It's it's all the front teeth.
She has no teeth. I love that like a hockey player.
So yeah, it's it's one of the very very bad teeth.
There was a root canal gone wrong, and so they
just were like, you know, we're gonna pull it. And
yesterday was the second day and it was still hurting
her and she started she was like she was angry,

(01:17):
and you can I could tell, like she had she
had dinner, but it wasn't enough. And then she studied
yelling at me that I didn't give her a care package. Oh,
like a push gift when you have a baby. Yeah,
And I'm like a care package for what, Yeah, forget
through the surgery, Like I just want ice cream. She goes,
you should have known that I wanted, And I'm like okay.
I was like, but and my thing is okay, I'll

(01:38):
go out and get your ice cream. Like, I'll no problem.
We live in a society now where I can get
in a car and drive to a store that's two
miles away and I'll buy you some ice crea. You
can make it right to make you'd be back in
ten minutes. You'll make it right, Like instead of yelling
at me, you could have just said, hey, can you
go grab me some ice cream? My mouth is killing me. Yeah,
and she went like an ice cream bar set up

(01:58):
when she got back from the hospital. Yeah, I think
so oh, like you can put your jimmy easy. You
got some syrupo. But she sends me these videos like this,
these TikTok videos that are like so unrealistic. It's like,
you know, it's it's just guys doing things that guys
never do. And she's like, you should do this. I
was like, okay, you know, like my wife, but she

(02:20):
had she had a kid right by the way her
both of her pregnancies, like like when her deliveries were easy.
They were so easy, like for you, oh yeah, for me,
I don't know. It was like twenty minutes a push
and she was in no pain. It was it perfectly
healthy baby boom done. She goes down. She gets herself
her own like a push gift. It was like a
twelve hundred dollars purse. It's like, why, Like, I don't

(02:40):
get it, just go buy this. That's why she pushed
the kids out so fast. She wanted to purse. So
now we're twelve hundred dollars in the hole. Now we
got a kid to pay for it. We got medical bills.
You gotta pay for push gift really worth it? I
don't know. I can see if you're there twenty four
hours of labor, you're real pain. When I went Casha
going on vacation, I went out yesterday and got her
ice cream a milky way in a twigs bar. Wow.

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And I was like, but I'm giving her stuff that's
gonna rot her teeth right, which circle back, This is
what the problem was the first place. Yeah, a tooth
bean and pool. Yeah, we gave her a board with
some nails to chew on. This is all everybody, it is.
It is Wednesday. This is Thursday. Yeah, you've been on painkillers. Yeah,

(03:21):
you are filling them right now. You got a real
issue going. Oh yeah, I'm hiding a lot of pain
in my lower back. We'll getting that in a minute.
Somebody was fat shinged that it got hurt. You're gonna
fight at the XL wor Force the boy of the
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XL Morning show. Good morning, everybody do it line. I
can go all write it and we'll do it. Lot
and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some news.

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Foul use. A detective with the Cumberland County Prosecutor's Office
was shot and killed during a home invasion at her
residence Tuesday night. Police responded to the six hundred block
of a Buck Shutting Road in Bridgeton around ten thirty
pm for a report of several people kicking in a
front door. Officers found the victim, Detective Sergeant Monica Mosley shocked.

(04:28):
She died of her injuries at the scene of the crime.
Do we have a Bridgeton story like two days ago
or last week or something. Yeah, but for Bridgeton, it's
tough time. This is a cop. Yeah, they said, this
is you know, a detective that they kicked in her
door and then shot her in her own home. That's
why you bless these people, man, because you don't know
what you're walking into. U Vice President Kamala Harris insisted

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yesterday she would not be a continuation of Joe Biden's presidency.
After Priestley being unable to name anything she would have
chained about his administration, Harris told The View last week,
there is not a thing that comes to mind that
she would do differently. But then she was on Fox
News yesterday, boy, and she said, my presidency will not
be a continuation of Joe Biden's presidency. And like every

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new president that comes into office, I will bring my
life experiences, my professional experiences, and fresh new ideas. I
represent a generation of leadership. I can't wait for her
to get elected so we can figure out what those
new ideas are we don't need to know now, she
doesn't need you know what this is bad. She doesn't
exactly have an idea, but there's an idea, but she
can't exactly tell you what it is. Big Lots is

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adding dozens of locations to its list of stores slated
to close as part of its Chapter eleven bankruptcy process.
The Columbus, Ohio based company plans to shut down another
fifty six locations in twenty seven states. We are getting
a couple closures in Jersey. I believe the main's landing.
One's going, but the new closures are not affecting any

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Jersey stores. So hooray more Spirit Halloweens or we're Spirit
Christmas now right, Halloween? Spirit Christmas? Yeah, all these you
know a bunch of Yesterday, I did a story Walgreens
is closing up a bunch of shops so they'll become
Spirit Christmases. I hope we get spirit, uh Spirit Easter, Spirit,
fourth of July. Just give it all to us. Man,

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change with season up by you man. It's it makes
me laugh every time I drive by it. It's on
the black Horse Pike up and it's like it's like Williamstown,
the soul Washington township up that area. It's an old
pizza hut, but they made it a liquor store and
they just called it liquor hut. Perfect, perfect, You know
clearly what it is, that building and the same thing

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with the old wahwahs, like you just know it used
to be an old wallah. You know it used to
be an old pizza hut. Yeah, like you just you
look at it and you go, yeah, I know exactly
what they used to That got my oil change the
day it was wah wall oil change it was, it
was oil hut. Drove right in. That's news. What about awards?
Dodgers beat the Mets eight nothing last night? Yankees Guardians.

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That's gonna be earlier. I believe that's a five oweight start.
Mets Dodgers is gonna be later. Broncos Saints tonight for
Thursday Night football and the Flyers take on the crackt.
There you go. That's news. That's Sun and clouds today.
Hi up to sixty one clear tonight over forty three
tomorrow for your Friday kick off your weekend. Sun clouds
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(08:50):
Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. Watched my first rated
R movie with my eleven year old yesterday. It was fine, nice, okay, yeah,
so we uh, he's been one to watch, said Deadpool Wolverine,
so it's not like a legit. I can't wait to
get him in a language in there, and maybe it's
a little bit of violence that I was. Man, I
ended up buying a damn thing because we missed out
in the movie. Theater costs me twenty nine ninety nine.

(09:12):
Geez oh, yeah, I know, coach cheaper to take him
to the movie exactly. Yeah, give me have been perfect.
Just stream it on your teeth. Do you get to
keep it? Yeah, that I get to keep for twenty
but it's gonna be on Disney Plus. I don't know
in three months anyway, tomorrow I think right right, Yeah,
now Disney Plus. I just spent thirty dollars on it. Yeah, dude,
somebody signed out on my HBO Max account and I

(09:34):
steal it, so I don't know what the signing is.
I was so mad yesterday. I was trying to watch
a new episode of Penguin. So my wife couldn't understand
why I didn't want her in the room. I said, listen,
I said, this is no, it's because you're gonna judge.
I said, it's rated R. I got it yesterday. I
watched it before there was no you know, one of
them has like I think it's dead I think it's
the original Deadpool or some banging scenes everything. I'm like, okay,

(09:55):
we we don't need to banging scenes at all that
because I remember as a kid, you know, I don't know,
it was awkward in front of your parents. There's a
language in this second. I remember Pretty Woman was a
movie that was awkward to watch with my parents because
there's a scene where I he bangs here on like
a piano. Yeah, okay, yeah, that's fine scene, but parent, yeah,

(10:15):
that was awkward. And I remember watching Reservoir Dogs with
my dad that got pretty awkward. My wife and I,
her mom was in town for I don't know, for whatever,
and we put something on and there was a full
blown banging scene in this movie. And I'm like, this
is real awkward because here it is. I mean, you know,
here's my mother in law and she's trying to watch

(10:35):
it when her mom I said, that's the awkwardness. I said,
And here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna judge no nudity,
but yes, it is F bomb after f bomb. The
kids heard it all before I said this. He probably
even curses. I did this with The Hangover. I let
my kids about that age, but they were like ten
or eleven. I let him watch The Hangover. Maybe they
were younger than that, maybe they eighty nine, but yeah,

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and I remember my ex wife got really pissed at
me because it wasn't like the TV version, right, It
was the like the DVD uncut version of The Hangover,
and you forgot at the end they oh, you see
you see his dong, which I think is the worst
part of the movie. During the movie, it's just cursing
in there's no real bang scene. But then at the
end scene when they go through the pictures, you see

(11:21):
you see a huge dong. Yeah. Yeah, So we went.
We watched it, me and him downstairs in the little
theater room. He came upstairs, she said, what'd you think?
He loved the movie? He thought it was awesome. Of
course it was. But once I got passed like the
first F like F bomb or m F bomb or whatever. Yeah,
it was just fine, man. We just watched the movie,
that's all it was. AD's a good movie. You're gonna

(11:42):
make it awkward for him and awkward for me. If
you're in the room, I just think you. I'd be
cursing if I knew that you spent twenty nine dollars
on it. That's what the Yeah, the real curse words.
She cursed more about me spending twenty nine dollars on
the movie and the actual movie was twenty nine dollars. Yeah,
that's not cheap man. Okay, here's the thing. It is
cheaper if I was to take the family to the movie.

(12:02):
But here's what I don't understand. Like even if it
came out on DVD or Blu ray, those were only
like twelve dollars. Yeah, where does the twenty nine dollars
come from? This is why I think, this is why
they stream them so fast out of the movies, because
it really was in the movie, like I don't know what,
six weeks ago, maybe a month ago. Summer. It's a
big hit in the summer, Like they'll pull it, they'll

(12:23):
pull it out of the movie theaters, knowing, hey, listen,
you're not going to the movie theater, but for thirty dollars,
you can stream it at home. Well, here's my plan,
right is I put a group chat together for all
the neighbors because some of their kids already seen it.
That's why I said too, I was like the other kids.
So I'm not worried about it. It's no worse than
what you say when you're on conference calls. My wife,
So I said, listen, I said, I'm gonna shoot it
out there to all the neighbors. Six o'clock. I'm having

(12:44):
a showing of Wolverine and Deadpool. Five dollars to get
in there. You go, that's what I want. The plan
was to have everybody chip in, like to do pay
per view for anyone show up. No, no, but it
was me and him. Yeah. Yeah they didn't. So you
didn't make any money. No, make any money now, so
you're out thirty bucks. Yeah, and the worst popcorn ever microwave? No, man,
some you jiffy pop. No, my wife, my wife, we

(13:07):
didn't have popcorn kernel she got. You didn't buy a bag,
did you? It was a bag of Like I think
it's called I don't know it's I don't know what
it is. It's some type of popcorn. But then she
put butter over top of the fake popcorn in the bag.
Already I think it's called skinny pop. Skinny pop, that's
what it is. Yeah, yeah, my wife will get it.
Yeah that's not real popcorn. No it's not. And then
she as well just chi hardboard. Yeah that's exactly what

(13:29):
it tasted like. Yeah, tried to drip. But the night
you're out thirty dollars, your kids now watched an R
rated movie and you ate awful popcorn. What a bad parent?
What a bad parent night? I had? Look, yeah, we
give it to the nine year old or the seven
year old. He's like yeah, he's like, ucause I'm trying to.
I'm trying to. I was gonna let him watch it too, right,
because yeah, he curses more than my wife. Boy, So

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so he I said, listen, buddy, there's a lot of blood,
there's some arms getting bent backwards, like you probably don't
want to see it. He's like, I'll pass. And I
was like, yeah, my little guy, him and the uh
and my wife were watching horror movies the other night
and my little guy had problems going to sleep yeah,
and I was like, I was like, we're yea which

(14:18):
Journey from Steve Perry has signed a new record deal
and he said he's excited for it lies ahead. He said, quote,
I am so pleased to announce that I've just signed
with George Harrison's label, dark Horse Records. I have so
much music in me that has yet to be heard.
To be able to work with a team of people
who support and respect my creative expressions is a dream

(14:38):
come true. He doesn't want to get back with Journey
or they don't want him back, and he has no
ill will. He doesn't want to be on their touring schedule, okay,
because they go out there, man, and they tour hard
and and and they're also fighting constantly. You know, we
got one guy suing the keyboardist, is suing the guitarist.
It's so it's a lot of drama. He's like, hey man,
he gets the checks, so for him, He's like, hey man,

(15:01):
I wrote all the big hits, so I'm getting the checks.
So like, I don't have to go out and tour
to make the money. Like I'm already collecting a big
part of that money. So yeah, it drives Journey nuts
because Journey would love to have them. It would suck
for that Filipino kid. He'd go back because you'd have
to have to ship them back to the Philippines from Okinawa.

(15:21):
So it's not from Okinawa. He's from the Philippines. You
know for sure, he's not from Okinawa. He's not from Okinawa.
Are you're thinking of the Karate Kid? Yeah? Okay, that
was the Karate Kid? Part two was that? It was Yeah,
when we went fought in the old Castle. Yeah, you
only got to get a permit to fight in an
old castle and Oki no I got questions about the movie.

(15:43):
Alex van Halen he wrote a book called Brothers. It's
about him and his brother Eddie van Halen, and I
believe it's coming out. It's coming out October twenty second.
But he parts of the book have leaked out interesting things.
He said that he would get upset with Eddie about
his alcoholism, and he said I wanted to grab him

(16:05):
by the next some times and strangle him because I
knew that he was screwing up his life. He did say,
and this is interesting. In the book Brothers. It comes
out October twenty second. This is Alex van Halen. He
said that they had a tour plan and it was
after Eddie died, and it was going to be everybody

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with the exception of Sammy Hagar, which is interesting. So
it would be David Lee Roth, Wolfgang, Joe Satriani would
play guitar, Michael Anthony would be back also playing, and
Alex would be on drums and it would be the
honor Eddie and Dane Halen and do something like Queen

(16:52):
did where Queen grabbed the kid from American Idol and
they go out and tour. He even called Brian May
up and said, how do you do it? And so
Brian May said, well, there's part of the show that
we honor Freddie Mercury. So Alex is like, yeah, I
really want to honor my brother on this tour. And
this is coming from al He said that when he

(17:12):
pitched that idea to David Lee Roth that during the
show there would be a honoring of Alex or Eddie
I'm sorry Eddie Van Allen, David Lee Roth flipped out
and said, no, we won't do that. Wow, that's what
everybody wants and yeah, man, so like you want to
you want to honor a man like the who does
that with John en Whistle and Keith Moon though they

(17:34):
just on the big screen, they'll just you know, it'll
go into a Keith Moon drum solo and it'll just
be a big video Keith there, a bass solo and
a John at Whistle. Uh. Like I said, Queen does
it with Freddie Mercury and uh And David Lee Roth
like really put his foot down and said, no, I
don't want to do that. But one of my comments, wow, man,
this is selfish, bro selfish and and and that's a

(17:55):
huge paycheck. Go. Yeah. If that could that tour would
have been huge. And if you're a fan of Van Halen,
that's what you want. Everybody involved. Absolutely, But it's weird
too that they wouldn't bring Sammy Hagar in the Mints.
But it is what it is. Jerry Cantrell has announced
a twenty twenty five North American tour. Do you know
what band Jerry Cantrell played for Okay, fucking seventies here,

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sixties seventies when really hot, the early nineties, early nineties. Ah,
that's one. It would be Alison Chains. Alison Chains, Yes,
got it, which is weird man. My daughter who's in college,
she and her friends are in the Allison Chams cool.

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It was cool music, man. Yeah they're kids, bro, there's
nothing between then and now. That was really hot. So
I guess Alison Chain's they're they're taking a break. So
he put out a solo album called I Won't Blood
and so now he's going to go to North American Tour.
The closest show we're going to get for Jerry Cantrell
is Serville. That's that's their oldies. Isn't it for a

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kid to listen to Alison Chains thirty? Then they're almost
thirty five years old, Sayerville Starland Ballroom, February first, Or
you could go to Ben's Salem at the Park Excite Center,
February eighty. There you go, that's some rock news for you, Yo,
which Jojo and Scottie and we've got your tickets for
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one hundred point seven's the XL South Jersey's rock stations.
I saw my wife get get high the other day. Yeah,
this is a good kind of high. Right. He's as
happy as can be, flying on clouds. So she had one.
So she had a wisdom teeth come in and she
ended up getting a root canal on it a couple
of years ago and that kind of went wrong. She

(19:48):
got a crown on it, and that them damned things out. Man.
So that's so that's what they end up doing. The
other the other day is they went and they took
out the tooth and it ended up being like impacted
and like being a real issue. Right, But she gets
anxiety having to sit in the dental chair. So they

(20:09):
gave her a valume before she They're like, take this
two hours before you come into the office. So she
took it. And now I'm driving her down to the
to the to the oral surgeon that they get the
tooth out. And we're driving down the road and she's

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starting to nod all and I'm like, okay. I'm like,
I'm like, you gotta you gotta stay up like you
like you got Yeah, I don't think I can carry
you in and put you in the chair ken like
a caveman. I just flop her down to the chair.
I think you need to be up for this. But
it's not her fault. She's you know, she took she
took a valume and she doesn't take any meds like that,

(20:51):
so it hit her hard. And I'm just like, I'm
like okay, and I'm like it's it's like out of
a movie. I'm like shaking, like like you stay up, baby,
I'm inting the brakes hard that they bouncer around, you know,
not kid like my wife got rufie. We were in Mexico.
I know exactly what you're talking about. We're in the elevator.
She feels groggy, then she starts like she's ready to
fall down. So now I'm carrying her, dragging her feet

(21:12):
to the room. It looks like I just kidnapped a woman,
But yeah, I know exactly. I'm trying to get her
like cleaned up and everything else. You got to pick
her up and hold her up. And you know, I'm
sitting in the lobby reading highlights. You know, I'm trying
to say, well, and another thing my wife did was
and I don't know if it was when she was
high or she just like it made her feel more
protective or protected. But I was like, yeah, I'm just

(21:34):
gonna go out to the car while you're getting your procedure.
I don't know how long it's going to be a
half hour, forty five minutes, whatever it is. And she's like, no,
i'd like it better if you sat in the lobby
in case. She screams, Man, you're supposed to kick in
it save And I was like, I'll do whatever you
want me to do. I go. But I don't get like, like,
all right, I was just gonna sit out in the
car and listen to the radio or whatever you know,
play on my phone. Bro. The second I walked through
those doors, I want you to put a just put

(21:55):
a jab right my neck. Dude. They just knock me
out for the entire thing. Yeah, but they gave me
that I was supposed to get, like an MRI I done,
and I'm claustrophobic, so I can't do the MRI machine. Yeah. Yeah,
Like I can't go. Why they can't make these things
bigger things. I don't get the dude. They have them
now where it's like they you can stand and stuff.
That's the one I'm looking. But the problem is not

(22:15):
a lot of places have Yeah, you gotta wait. I
was on a ye cause I was in the hospital
and it with that vertigo thing, and I was leaving
for like vacation the next day, and I said, listen,
I can't do this. I gotta go to a different one, Like, well,
you can do this now that we can get you
out of here tonight. You can make your flight or
you're gonna have to wait like a couple of days
or go to the stand up one. I'm like, okay,
I'll push through it. But then, yeah, they gave me

(22:36):
like a sedative to kind of knock me out because
I get I get anxious too, man. Yeah, yeah those
tube things are are are wacky. Yeah, because not only
you want a tight spot, but I heard like it's
weird noise that yeah. Man, yeah, and I feel if
my legs are out, like I feel like I got
a chance to kind of escape. The whole thing is awful.
So I know the anxiety is talking about it. But yeah,
so yeah, she just does not like it, and so

(22:57):
they knocked her out with the valuum. But I'm like,
I'm like, you need to stay at least a little
awake for this, Like I think you, I think I
need to be able to walk you in. Yeah, you
need a time that perfectly. Like I had a buddy,
I knew he he would take it would take the
what is it the fake weed pill? What I'm getting weed? Yeah,

(23:17):
the one of those little things you take the cocaine.
Not cocaine. God. I got edibles, yeah, ed hen edible.
So we'd take an edible when he left work, so
by the time it hit when he was home, he'd
be relaxed.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Then he got stuck in traffic. So yeah, that can happen. Man. Yeah,
I know a lot of people that happens to, uh
on airlines where they'll take the edibles and like, all right,
you know, once I get in the plane, I knock
me right out, and then the plane gets canceled and delayed,
and now you're just sitting in an airport and you're
a comatost. You gotta time that out perfectly. Like maybe
when you pulled up, you give her the volume so

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she can walk. So so I was able to. I
was able to keep her awaken off to walk into
the the the the the dental surgeon and uh, and
then they ripped the two out, still hurting though. Man,
I feel bad for it, dude, she you know it,
it's you know, it's causing there's some pain. Did they
knock they knock you out completely right, No, no, she's away.
You gotta yeah, you got a local for that, damn dude. Yeah,

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that's a thing where I think they put the needle
into the gum. Yeah, ah dude, yeah, exactly that feeling. Yeah,
that's that's that's bad. I don't like that. I don't
trust that at all. Knock me out at home, have
somebody carry me in. Just take it out with blyers
it look we uh, we get back. We're gonna knock
out some headlines. But I got a Neil Diamond Tribute band, right,
and Neil Diamond Tribute come into resorts this weekend. If

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safterseys rockstation's EXL Morning show. I messed up, man, I
messed up bad. Oh no, I messed up my back,
you're yeah, you're what was the song? Your back? My neck?

(24:58):
My back? No, just the lower back was the part. Now,
I uh, it's all right. Kind of my own fault.
So I do these CrossFit classes. But here's the deal.
So I haven't going in a little while. So it's like, yeah,
I'm going like kind of once or twice a week
now study. Yeah, going cold exactly. So maybe a wing

(25:19):
night or two beforehand, two nights ago, two days ago.
It's now deadlift day, and I don't mind deadlift day.
It's not bad. You get on a bike, pedal a
little bit, deadlift the bar bells on the ground. R yeah. Yeah,
So you gotta bend over. Yeah, you gotta live with
your leg. You're gonna you're supposed to bend with your knees.
I remember ye my neighbor, mister Lynde, had a bad
back growing up, and he would always tell me as

(25:40):
a kid, hey, don't get like me, bend with your knees.
God he was right, he was. Yeah. So I'm getting
ready to do it, and uh, you know, the guy
that the coach comes around, it's like, what are you doing?
I was like, I'm about one seventy five. That's where
I like to be, right, one seventy five deadlift because
we're doing a bunch of them. He's like, I think
you could do two hundred, and I'm like, you know,
you know what, maybe I can do too hard. I'm

(26:02):
feeling good man. Yeah, yeah, dude, to my last set,
I feel a pain in my back that I've never
felt before. Bro, I was being lazy. That's what it is, man,
my four, I'm I'm I'm at the final stretch here.
I started getting lazy. I'm not even using my leggy anywhere.
I'm just using back. Dude. Yeah, the pain goes through
my back. It's awful. Bro, there is no worse feeling

(26:24):
than your back, because you I could barely even stand
up like that. That's the kind of pain that I'm in.
You know, I've seen you lay on the floor and
do the broadcast before the morning about I mean more
than that, probably twelve thirteen years ago. Yeah, I had
a huge back issue where I would have to lay
on the floor of the studio to do the show.
Yeah you did the trash. We gave you a microphone,
you didn't lay it down. Yeah, it was it was bad.
I was telling you man off the air, like I'd

(26:46):
get into the car uh to be taken to the
doctor and dude, I cry. Yeah that's how bad it
would be.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I'm yelling, like in front of my kids. I'm yelling
in the f wort. I can't, like, the pain is
just too bad, and my wife's on home. I by myself.
I'm laying on the floor trying to get up. Dude,
I'm screaming in pain. So I don't even know where
to start. I don't know who to call. Thank God
for urgent cares, because my physician could get me in
the next day. Now I'm like some kind of some
kind of junk. I'm like, can he can he just

(27:13):
call in a pain killerop? Yeah? And all I can
think about, I know, heroin? Can he call in heroin?
I need something that's gonna relax it and it because
I know I my issue was psiatic issue and and uh,
there's not anything really at the when it's inflamed. Yeah,
there's nothing that can really take that pain away. It's

(27:33):
just brutal. It's got a pain. You got a white
knuckle it and deal with it. And uh and and
I remember I went to the doctor and he just
pointed at my belly and he's like, you're fat. He
was an Asian doctor. You're fat. You're fat, You're fat,
that's your problem. Yeah. I was like, all right, And
so what did I do? I lost weight. Yeah, so
that and that's and that's kind of where I am now.
And I don't need to hear that from my wife

(27:53):
while I'm going through pain. You're in a wheelchair. Basically, dude,
I go, I go to they's gonna make it. And
it makes you look old to your wife. It does.
And here's the one thing. At least it wasn't me
just bending now time in my shoe. At least I
was like deadlifting. So it's like, I don't know, at
least the injury was kind of legit. Yeah, but yeah, man,
it makes you feel old. My kids come home, I
can barely walk. My wife saying, well, maybe it's time

(28:16):
to uh, maybe it's time to get in better shape.
I'm like, I I know, I get it. I don't
need to hear it now while I'm crippled, like laying
on the floor. I got that a couple of months
ago with my knee, and everyone in my house is like,
just grow up and go to the doctor. We know
what's wrong. Yeah, like, like, just grow up and go
to the doctors. Stop. Sounds like so I did, and
they gave me the you know, one of those magical

(28:37):
shots you know that they give to athletes and and
now all of a sudden, magically my my knees find Yeah,
you like the kid from a varsity blue. They gave
it a shot. Man. You finished out the game, finished
out the game, and now I'm going the grambling. Didn't
try calling like a like a pain or a back
specialist to get this work down, dude, you're months out, dude, December.
I was like, I was like, man, you understand I
can't even stand up right. I was like, I need
to find something else. I went to urgent care. They

(28:59):
got me in. I'm on pain killers. You're no, no, no,
not at all. I don't know who this woman was.
I'm like, can you give me some of like this?
You call this when you call these specialists. So I
have to deal with a lot of neurologists from my mom.
I'm not kidding, dude. I'll call up and be like, yeah, okay,
you know, we need to set up an appointment. They're like, okay,

(29:20):
we're out until February.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Like I'm like, what's it's it's October? Yeah, what are
you talking about? Kids? Get hit medical school and start
a place for pain man. Yeah, well that's that's where
this opioid issue happened places like Florida. They started these
pain management centers where it was like me and you,
we would we were just dishing out pills. That's what

(29:42):
I need. You needed you. I don't think you needed
any type of license or anything. And you're just selling
these pills. And so people would come in with with
issues and stuff and that's how they got addicted to
these pills. Yeah. Part of me is like, I don't know.
I got to have a junkie friend out there that
you want to give me something, You want somebody, somebody
to give you something. And then Shannon and my wife, well,
I guess the chandelier is not getting hung. I was like,

(30:03):
I can't move, I can't stand up. So who comes
over my uh my less fat brother. Now he's he's
lighter than I am. He's way and he's perfectly fine.
Here comes my fat brother. Is I'm crippled in the bed?
Hey man, how you feeling I have a problem at all? No? No,
none of my fat friends that drink red bulls and
smoke cigarettes doing just fine. You have a heating pad, uh,

(30:24):
you ice it up. You don't want to heat it,
you want to get the inflammation down. I messed that
up too. I started heating. It gives you got a
temporary comfort because the heat. The heat, I think would
feel better. Yes, I just laid it. I just want
to take an ice bath. Uh No, man, I finally
got a shower yesterday because I stunk. But I was, Yeah,
I was. It's tough and it affects everything. You can't

(30:45):
put your shoes on trying to wrestle on the way.
I dropped the underwear on the floor, and I'm stepping
into the underwear and then trying to lift it up
with my toe. Hold on, hold on, ye don't even
don't even Oh look, I dropped a pen over there.
Can you pick it up? Oh? You know what? I
realized though, you know what I did to get through there,
Like I didn't want to do anything, but I was hungry,
and I remember I had wings in the refrigerator. It

(31:07):
took me about twenty minutes to get downstairs, but I
finally got to the wings. The dude, Yeah, so I
from having back issues way back in the day. The
stairs are the worst. Even with my knee and stuff.
Like you you feel like you're ninety years old. Yeah,
but if the house was on fire. I would have
burned inside, but the fact I was able to get
downstairs and warm up them wings. Dude, I was looking

(31:28):
forward to them. I'll tell you what, man, I already Man,
I know some guys who are like real man man right,
like men right, they're real manly dudes. Uh. And they
had back issues. Some were veterans and stuff and they
they you know, they were over in Iraq. They came
back had huge back issues. Yeah. Pilates yoga, That's where
I'm gonna be. Man. My wife begs me to do

(31:49):
yoga with heard all of their back issues. That's what
you need. You need DDP yoga. That's Diamond Dallas Page yoga.
Who is that? That's a wrestler. Oh, I remember this
And dude, I I interviewed him years ago and he's like, yeah,
I'm getting out of wrestling and I'm starting a yoga
like like thing. Uh. And I was like okay, And

(32:11):
you should see I follow him online. The transformations these
people have after doing like a month or two is yoga. Yeah,
Like guys who couldn't walk, ye start to walk again.
That's it's nuts. Look we get back, we'll do a
thing called you track.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Oh, I love track anything thirty on ey orty, anything
racket rock or roughing, Yes, love trash.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
It's just kind of sad. Man. I had to text
my daughter because she was a big One Direction fan
growing up. I had to sit through a bunch of
One Direction concerts and whatnot. Liam only thirty one years old,
member of One Direction, fell off his balcony in a
hotel in Argentina. It happened about five pm yesterday. Was

(33:13):
he fooling around huh? Or was it his fault? I
don't know. So Michael Jackson hung his baby. He put
his baby over the the balcony so they could see it.
They're being very vague on how it happened, which makes
you think maybe he knew what he was doing. I

(33:34):
get it, yeah, But I mean the kid had I mean,
the kids got a bunch of money, and the kid
had fame and everything like that. But it's that justin
Timberlake syndrome where the guys in One Direction, I'm guessing
they kind of want to get back together. But Harry
Styles is like, now I'm Harry Styles, Now like I
don't want to get back together with you guys because
the other guys are definitely not as famous as Harry Styles, right,

(33:55):
Like Harry Styles can sell out an arena and the
other guys maybe can sell a thousand tickets. A kid
was part of something that was big. He's got to
have money, I mean just lived the rest of your life,
like stop with him?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Man?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, so uh that that sad. Man. My thought. It's
so funny because I was I was cleaning out my
daughter's closet like a week or two ago, and I
came across all her one direction dollars, David, those are
collection Yeah, and now it's a collector, right. So I
remember you she had a she had a one direction blanket,

(34:26):
like she was all about one direction when she was like,
I don't know, nine, ten years old. How did she
take the news? She was a little shocked. Yeah, you
know she was like yeah, kind of sad and she
but but then she she responds back and he wasn't
my favorite, okay, And it's like, well that's kind of cold. Uh,
this is kind of cool. Man. Patrick Mahomes said in

(34:47):
an interview that Taylor Swift just stops by his house
and bakes cookies with his daughter. Wow, that's a pretty
cool thing. That's dude, that's pretty cool. Yeah, you go,
you go to school. I was thinking cookies with Taylor
Swift last night, you know, just me and Tatay were
hanging out. You know, we watched American Horror Story, made
some cookies. You know how it is. You got money,

(35:09):
your your dad's probably gonna go down as one of
the greatest quarterbacks ever to goes with his bacon cookie.
It's pretty bads. Nikki Bella, she's one of the Beli twins.
She's in a pretty nasty divorced guy laid his hands
on her. He got arrested. He's a dancer with Dancing
with the Stars or was, and I think he got fired.

(35:29):
He did score a win yesterday. He's getting joint custody
of their four year old son. So she was once
engaged married the girlfriend of John Cena. That's how I
know Tom Holland. Do you know who Tom Holland is.
That's a spider Man. Spider Man. He stopped drinking a
couple of years ago, and so now he's launching a

(35:50):
non alcoholic beer called Biro. So congrats to the Tom
Holland on two years of sobriety and now launching a
non alcoholic beer, Bireau beer because you're a superhero and
it's your beard. I guess I just I just put
that together. Heiro and then Beerreau do better than Biro. Uh.
You know the woman Gypsy Rose Blanchard here killed her

(36:11):
big fat mom who may have been trying to kill her.
Her and her boyfriend killed the mom, and then she
went to jail. And then now she's out of jail,
and they made a bunch of movies about her. Yeah
that girl. Yeah, so now she's uh, she she's she is.
I guess she's knocked up. I guess uh boyfriend knocked
her up. And she said that her and the boyfriend
are gonna live apart, even they're gonna be parents together.

(36:33):
And they're still together, but they're gonna have separate houses. Listen,
it worked out for my U, my mother and father
in law, my wife's beat. Dude. I remember I met
my wife. I go over there, the dad showing me this,
this cabin in the middle of the Colorado. He wants
to go live. That's great. You got a little like
a vacation home. He's like, no, I'm moving there. To
ask my wife. I was like, is everything okay? A
perfect marriage. He comes home sometimes on holidays and like

(36:54):
a perfect day. That's perfect. Yeah, he'll just swing by
drive three hours and comes see her boy meets World
Star day Official. That was Topanga. If you grew up
in the nineties like I did as a teenager, you
were in love with Topanga. She was diagnosed with breast cancer,
but she said she had some good news yesterday. After
being diagnosed in July, she underwent a lumpectomy and uh,

(37:16):
following a second surgery last month, her scans came back clear.
So that's good for Topanga. Yeah, dude, she was the
eight girl when I was growing up. Uh, you're not so,
I get it. So there's a podcast called Call Her Daddy.
Yeah right, it's it's pretty big. It started on bar

(37:39):
Stool and then this the Girl. There was a it
was two girls and then one girl left and now
it's Alex Cooper. She she has she signed a huge
deal with Spotify after Barstool and now she's working for
Serious And she just had the mis President on and
I guess she was being interviewed and they said, what's

(38:00):
like to be the new female? Howard Stern or she's shocking,
like a shock jock hun. Well that's how the show started.
So the show started. Now it's like a sit down
interview show. But it started with hiring this other girl
and they were just whores. Yeah, and they would go
out and talk about banging, banging like all these guys
sex sex sex, sec and it was that was the

(38:21):
whole show. So guys at Barstool liked it, like guys
who paid attention to Barstool, they were like, Okay, it's
these these girls and they're just hoard it up. That's
cool and uh and she would like talk about celebrities
that she was banging and stuff and now she's taking
herself a little too seriously. And then look, I was there.
There's early years at Howard right like I I was,

(38:41):
I was there it but it was comedy back then,
Like I don't know, he was the first to throw
lunch beat at went in like it was there was
something going on, not just because he was dropping, Like
I don't know, it wasn't all just about strippers and
everything else, like it was a whole like he started
a whole show thing like it, Like like idiots like
us wouldn't have a chu wasn't for somebody that can't.

(39:03):
She talked about the athletes that she banned. I don't
think you're the new Howard Stern, not at all, even
Howard Stern's of Howard Stern anymore. Look I I I
love that she was able to score this podcast deal.
Good for her man, and uh you know, and and

(39:23):
it was and it was all because she was banging
a Mets pitcher. There you go. That was friends with
the guy from Barstool, Dave Portnoy, and Dave Portnoy thought
she was funny. That's all you need. So that's all that,
that's it. And now she's like she just signed like
one hundred million dollars deal. Uh yep, look there you go.
Some trash for Yo which Jojo and Scotty and we've

(39:43):
got your tickets from the Metallicas points out the DXL,
South Jersey's rock station in our ZXL Workforce Employee of
the day, Good morning man, how are you? I'm good,
good man? Well even better, buddy, you got the you
got the Neil Diamond Tribute. Fan Neil Diamond Tribute come
in the resorts. My wife, Yeah, I heard it is

(40:06):
usually he's a wife or a mom. I think this
is a big thing. Yeah, it's a big one. Everyone
loves Neil wat the very safe show. You know, you
can even bring a kid if you know, they wouldn't
get the show. But you're not dropping f bombs up there.
You could go a little nuts, so, you know. So,
I don't know what this tribute act is gonna do.
But Neil Diamond Tribute Act over at Resorts. I believe

(40:27):
it's called a Forever Neil Oh perfect. No, I'm reading
the flyer. Actually we had up here on the door
taped up. It's actually a burlesque show. Did you hear that?
It's weird. It's it's gonna be Neil Diams. They sing
a little bit, but then oh my god, tops start
coming off, strippers dancing the Neil Diamonds. Has a stripper
ever danced to a Neil Diamond's song? No, but I'm kidding.

(40:49):
By the way, it's not a burlesque show. It's just
Kenna stripper dances Sweet Caroline. You would think if a
stripper's name was Caroline, it would be an appropriate song.
But I don't think the tempo was there. It's not
dirty and how awkward be when everyone goes guys showing
bills up on stage. Yeah, all right, you stay on hold.
We're gonna get all your info. All right, all right,

(41:11):
what's your job real quick? What do you do? Carpenter? Okay, buddy,
just like Jesus, all right, you stay on hold. All right,
thank you. It's not a burlest show, but that would
be kind of cool if you're trying to bring like
your mom or your Diamond show. Yeah, like you got
the music and the entertainment for the wife. She thinks
it's cool because she's just gonna allow on the NTAs
Sweet Caroline. But meanwhile, you got the girls in the

(41:32):
back and I don't know why they're washing the drum set.
It doesn't be washed, but they happen to have white
t shirts on and they're like, oh my god, they
faced the crowd. They got tassels. Yea, throw all that
into Burless show. I don't think that's going to be
the show, but we can always imagine. Sure we can
try and do that. So I think forever Neil is
uh the straight up just Neil Diamond hits. And it's
gonna be fantastic Gap Resorts this weekend. So we'll have

(41:53):
another parent tickets tomorrow and I wants an idea. If
you want to steal our idea, feel free, you know,
just another idea that we throw out there.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
You know.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Look, we were the two guys who convinced the girl
not to go out to Colorado to start growing weed.
We're very persuasive and h and a year later they
legalized it. She probably would be a millionaire. We missed
out on that. Yeah, well she did, she did. And
then do you know we also twelve years ago, no no, no, no, no,

(42:25):
thirteen years ago, maybe even longer. We mess up another life, Yeah,
not our own. Somebody told us they came into the
show and told us about bitcoin, and we laughed them
out of the studio. Yeah, look at it now. Yep.
You're like, yeah, no, no, you mine for it, and
we're what do you what do you mean? What do
you mean? You're digging the dirt. I don't believe anything

(42:46):
we said, right, And if we would have listened to
this person, dude, why'd you listen to me? I was
driving a Mini Cooper like we wouldn't. I had no credibility.
It would be multi multi millionaires if we listened to
this stupid kid. If we ever get shot, it's gonna
be because of one of them. Look we uh we
get back out well new some headlinex Celemorning Show one

(43:07):
hundred point seven the XL that is South Jersey's rock
and roll station. You know what today is? Today is
a Thursday Thursday. No shout out Thursday. It is shout
out Thursday to get for free dog. Uh No, then
I want to help out uh a local town, Northfield.
We love Northfield, New Jersey.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
A woman was listening to our show a couple of
weeks ago and heard about how I, uh my brother
has gotten hooked up with this wrestling league, like I
don't mean like high school wrestling, like like WWE wrestling
in New Egypt. Yeah, right, and at a VFW and
she said, hey, does it sounds She said, it's fun.

(43:52):
It's fun to go dude. Yeah, I'm not knocking it
because I'll tell you what, man, it happens like once
a month or once every like six or eight weeks.
And these people in this little town in New Egypt,
which is a nothing little town outside of Trenton. It's
a night out for them. And these people do they
pack this VFW and they go nuts over this and

(44:13):
they follow the storylines and everything. Right, shout out to
these small towns. You have more fun than the big cities. Shot,
this sounds like a No, it's realed down to earth,
so the Earth people. So she reached out. She was like, hey,
look we're doing an event in Northfield. It's gonna be
happening the nineteenth, which is this Saturday. Okay, Hollows Eve

(44:34):
Brawl at the Northfield Community School and so it's very
family friendly. It's the isp W and it's gonna be
Hollows Eve Brawl Northfield Community School. It kicks off at
five o'clock. That's when doors open up the wrestling. The
wrestling will start at six. You can get tickets. Now,

(44:58):
let me see, do you think these are local wrestlers? No,
to see some of the names that I was talking
to the guy across the hall and he actually knows
the is s p W and uh no, I think
this is like a traveling wrestling group. Is there a website?
That's what I'm looking for now is s P Wrestling?
I s p W. So you could do it, you

(45:23):
could pay, you can you can go to the Okay
here it is, yeah, yeah, yeah, there is. She has
beautiful handwriting. The woman who left us a note for this.
Uh p no, no, no, okay, I got it here.
I s PW Wrestling dot com. Yep, okay, I s
PW Wrestling dot Com. And it's this Saturday, Northfield Community

(45:46):
School Hollows Eve Brawl. Uh So, look, it's very family
friendly if you want to just a fun night out.
I don't know telling you these local wrestling shows are
so much fun because people take it so seriously. You
want the lineup they got. I got the Phoenix gk
M versus Ray kle Lee Tree GKM is gonna be

(46:08):
e k M is going to be there. And we
got next. I think that's the main event. We got
the wrecking Ball La Girsky wrecking Ball wreck looks like
a wrecking ball, the Gursky versus Joseph fier L laugh,
He's gonna be there, dum. There is an I s
p W Tag Team title match. Okay, so so you

(46:31):
sent to slaughter, sent the slaughter, but it's all together
sent and then the number two Slaughter versus All Purpose
All Purpose man ring announcers for they're a good I know,
you know what if they got us to they got
this to us earlier we could have done it. Woman,
I promise you please get us to us early. I'll
clear my schedule because I can't make it. I would
be a part of this. Uh. And so it is

(46:52):
a big shout out like this type of stuff is
very fun to take the kids out too. And it's
it's goofy, it's fun. Kids can enjoy it. And so
it's I s p W Wrestling dot Com sponsored by
the New Republican Party of Northfield at the Northfield Community
School Hollows Eve Brawl. It's going to be Saturday, this Saturday,

(47:16):
five o'clock. Dude, it is I I can't knock it.
And like I said, kids kids love this stuf. Dude.
It's very family flying around of course, super family friendly.
So if you want to see some wrestling in Northfield,
I s p W is coming to the Northfield Community School,
go to I s p W Wrestling dot There's a

(47:36):
woman's title match. Vicious Vicky is going to be an
action not Vicious Vicky El Magnifico versus Justin Carino, Trey Philip,
Johnny Kashmere. This sounds like he sounds like a good
looking guys. Colton, a lot of Colton Charles versus Dominic seven.
There's seven matches. We've waited years for that match and

(47:59):
finally hating Charles versus the answers will a belt? Well,
the change hands, there's gotta be a belt exchange just
sounds legit. All right, So it's this Saturday, and what
I just wanted to give that the woman couldn't have
been nicer. I wanted to give a big shout out
Northfield Community School. I SPW Wrestling This Saturday night, Super
Family Friendly, the Hollows Eve Brawl doors at five o'clock,

(48:21):
starts at six i SPW wrestling dot com. Yeah. I
want to be involved at some point. Yeah, yeah, R
do something like that. If this works and it comes again,
we have to we mean, and you have to do something. Yeah, Agent,
if you're back, you're not wrestling? No, no, yeah, yeah
you can't. I don't even think you get in the ring.

(48:41):
Look we we get back. What do think call? Do
you think you have a bet? You think you got
it bed? I don't think we have a bed. Has
Hurricane Milton wreak taboc on Florida. You might have come
across the video from the Florida Highway Patrol showing a

(49:01):
dog that had been left to fend for itself. That man.
Over twelve million people saw the video and they'll be
happy to learn that justice was served. The former dog
owner has reportedly been id by authorities as a twenty
three year old, and he was charged earlier this week
with a felon account of aggravated animal cruelty. I don't
get tying it to the fense unless you thought the

(49:21):
wind was gonna suck it up. I didn't see the
video was a at least let the dog have a change,
right because the dog. I mean it's called the doggy
paddle for a reason. The dog can obviously swim, so
let him swim to a roof. Give him a shot,
you know?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Why not just take the dog with you?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Dad?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
I don't think. I just think if you have a dog,
don't you want to take it with you. Many people
think that anything goes in Australia, but that's not the case.
There's a bar in South Australia's Collie Hotel where they
have a policy against You're not going to get a
Jelly Roll concert. You're not going to get a Post
Malone concert, face tattoos and what this is a bar.

(49:58):
There's a bar in Australia. Mary Ashby learned about this
policy the hard way when she asked she was asked
to lead by management. The sixty three year old woman
sixty three had a tattoo on her face, on her
forehead and a sea creature on her neck. She said
she was humiliated by the experience and called it unwarranted

(50:18):
and unjustified. The pub's website does make the policy clear,
says facial tattoos must be covered up unless they have
religious or cultural significance. I get that, I get a
little bit of the neck and maybe behind the ear,
but if you have a full face tattoo like forehead
or cheek ers that you're you're guilty.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Man.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
It's becoming, it's becoming more and more of a thing.
And you see guys man And once again, Jelly Roll
was just on Joe Rogan. He's a he's a bright,
intelligent guy, and he does say that he regrets the tattoos.
A lot of them are those face tattoos he got
while he was in jail post malone. I've watched interviews
with him. He's very bright and articulate, but it's it's

(50:56):
becoming more and more dumb. You see the girls with
the you know, the tattoo behind the ear in the
back of the neck, and so I mean, I don't
know foreheads tough though. Yeah, I don't get that at all,
Like like like like my my daughter just got one
on her ankle and even that was like, I know,
bald guys have got head tattoos. It looks pretty cool.
Oh like bam bam bigelow. Yeah, like the head had

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the head tattoo on the neck is like I think
we're at stouts. That's where I'm gonna go. I'm gonna
go and get a I'm gonna go on your head
and get yep. I'm gonna shave the head and and
get flames. You should yep. That's right. That's where I'm
that medical experts are in all and Wonder has a
deceased man's corpse, has revealed that he secretly had a

(51:38):
medical wonder Oh boy, for the first time ever, an
adult man has uh this disease called try thallion. He
had three dons. You know, he's gonna be approached by Okay,
so they found that when they when he when they
got his body, did all three work let's get into it.

(52:02):
Reports say the man was Caucasian, six feet tall, live
to be seventy eight at first. Clans researchers say the
guy's junk appeared to be normal at the closer looks,
so they couldn't be big if they if that first
look that he just looks like one. It's like a
little growth or something coming off. He had one distinct penis, okay,
and then two little ones. I guess him in an
arrow in there. It's like, what's that?

Speaker 4 (52:23):
What did.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
That? The King of the sea have a tried it? Wow? Yeah,
so that's what that feel like. Yeah, so, uh, try
failure is what it's called when you have three penises,
and I guess it's the I think it's the first
time they've ever seen it ever. Yeah, So I do
all three think come to completion? I don't. I would

(52:46):
doubt it. I think the one is good.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
I'm not. I never said it was a doctor, but
I think one's the dominant one probably right. The other
just kind of hang around, just hang out like they're
like they're they're they're like the two brothers that didn't
do anything with their their lives, you know, and the
main one is a lawyer. He had a legit shocker. Then,
I mean, I guess right, like you know, like you

(53:10):
need to talk to a lady, you know, and so
very satisfied wife. Yeah, you gotta talk to this some
of the ladies he's been with. But there you go. Yeah,
he had three shalongs. Uh, there you go. One hundred
point seven's the XCEL South Jersey's rock stations, the XL
morning show, computers in the classroom, man, good, good, and bad.

(53:32):
I guess I'm dealing with that with my eleven year old.
He's got a everything's on the laptop. Now, he's got
a laptop they give him for school. He's got to
charge it up. Everything's on his computers, his homeworks on there.
You're just clicking on. Dude, do you know my little
guy put me in my place yesterday with his laptop. Well,
you didn't know how to work it. No, he goes
because he had some I got an email that's some
math packet was due and he has, like, you know,

(53:53):
a couple of days to get it done. So I'm like, dude,
get this done. Dude, doesn't he pull up his his
laptop up shows me and my wife goes, I got
straight a's. Damn yeah, dude, and he dropped the microphone. Yeah,
and he goes. He goes, you don't need to tell
me anything. I got straight a's.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Like my kid would miss an assignment. He's like, I
did it. I'm like, now you didn't do it. Give
me show me where you did it. And he'll show
me like, look, I did it. I'm like, damn, now
I gotta apologize. Well, he doesn't submit it, like, I'm like, bro,
you just did all the work. You've missed. The closer
man that the finishing move is to hit submit. This
kid has not done a thing of homework, and I'm like,
where's the homework? And he goes, I have a free

(54:33):
it's in middle school. Now he goes, I have a
free period and I get it all done in school,
so I don't do it at home. And dude, unless
he made this website up, that would be tremendous. Bro
that they're changing grades. And so he showed me all
his classes and he goes it's all. He goes, I
got straight a's. And I'm like, okay, so am I
gonna fight him? My wife got an alert, right, I
guess it was a quiz or something. He got fifty

(54:55):
out of one hundred on his quiz, but he has
a ninety nine in the class. I'm like, you can't
break his balls over that. The kid. That kid's got
straight a's in one B right now, Dude, he'd be
a Hall of Famer in baseball. So so I end
up buying that Deadpool Wolverine movie. So I figured he's
like he knew he knew too much about the movie, right,
So he like he knew a lot of things that
were gonna happen that were beyond the trailers. So I

(55:17):
was like, I was like, did you say this? He's like,
I saw some of it. I'm like, well, how did
you see some of it? I guess there's a kid
in school when every every class man has this shady kid, bro,
I don't know where. He's the guy that's gonna change
your grades. He's the guy who's gonna get you out
of trouble. He's the guys gonna he's gonna sell you
the book report that's already done and everyone's gonna get
in trouble for using it. Right. I guess this kid
somehow managed to find a way to crack his laptop

(55:40):
and now he gets all the bootleg movies. He's like, yeah,
and this is a school legs, it's a school laptop.
He's like.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
He's like that.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
He's like, he has all the movies and he has
them for free. Now I don't know if it's a
camquarterer shaken in the back of a movie theater. I
try these before. They're not really legit. Somebody's coughing. But
for a kid to crack that code like it's pretty good. Well, no, man,
he's probably gonna work for the government some days. He's
just gonna it's gonna be the nex Zuckerberg. Yeah, that's

(56:07):
the guy. This is the kid. What next? Next Elon?
You gonna be a millionaire. He's a hustler. This kid,
somehow you found out the way to crack it or something. Okay,
here I cracked it. I can get you these movies
that aren't out yet. Now the other kid's gotta pay.
Now you're talking, yeah, oh you want to watch this
at lunch two bucks. I'm gonna burn it on a DVD.

(56:28):
What's a DVD? I don't know. Here you go, here's
your disk. Imagine watching a movie of you recording it
off of the laptop on your iPhone of a movie
that was recorded off an iPhone in a movie theater.
Kids don't care if they got it. They got a
first look at Deadpool, will at lunch man. Yeah, but
thanks for that kid, dude, that's what I said. I

(56:48):
was like, if I'm the parent, I'm proud of the kid.
I was like, yeah, I don't know, man, I see motivation,
I see hustle. I don't know. That impresses me more
than in some of the schoolwork the kids. I think
about it. I worked harder not working in high school. Yeah,
and I think about if I put that effort into
actually working in high school. Just read the goddamn book. Yeah,

(57:10):
so not me. I worked so hard not to work.
Then I'm like, man, if I just actually put that
has a positive instead of instead of a negative, my
whole life would have changed. These kids don't know what
an anxiety is right now, bro, Man, every every test
I didn't study for anty test. I look over the
notes and on the bus on the way to school.
I wasn't prepared for anything. You're right now. I would

(57:31):
have just sat there and studied for about twenty minutes.
I'd have been fine, Yeah, I dude, and believe me,
I love my little guy. I don't. I don't have
a clue on how he's at. Yeah, it's like, man,
you see the grades. He's right, So I got what
else do you want?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
He showed It's called a receipt. He showed me a receipt. Everybody,
thanks your calls. Always welcome on the show, Glen, We're
all a part of it. Stay there, We'll kick off
a rock block one hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's
rock station ZXL Morning Show. When you're smiling twenty, when
you're smiling, smiling, smiles.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
At you and when you're loven, oh love, Oh man,
the sun comes shining through when you're crying.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Lets you bring on the rim, right, I'll stop your
shot and stop the side. We'll to be happy to do.
Where you smiling, Let's smile, keep on smiling.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
I'm smiling, laugh rocking out.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Man, I know you guys are all my love to
pot me guys on my way works r She's like, guy, yeah,
warming up hip and I'm like, I'm about you here.
We're rocking. Hey, thank you? You shot you the best?
How you doing y'all? Keep me laughing.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Then you guys are great, Good morning guys, hilariot, Oh god,
is it my radio or are you only broadcasting and mona.

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