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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Man, Wake up, Wake up, Oh, wake up now, wake up.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
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Speaker 3 (00:39):
And this show isn't it? Hey? Man? What's that happening?
Good morning? Good morning everybody. He's up this early with us.
(01:02):
I owe my beautiful, lovely wife an apology. What'd you do?
She gave me a job last night and I completely
dropped the ball off.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
You had all day to wait. Did you take the
saxophone back yet?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Wow? Wow? Okay, so there's two things I need to apologize. No,
because it's in my trunk. It's a trumpet. I gotta
take it back to the music store.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Explain that to the guy who's been waiting for it
to come back for some kid or one kid.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
What if it's the next Dizzy Gillespie out there? Right,
he's out there, Wow, and it's my trumpet that doesn't
allow him to make that magic happen. Yeah, and we
don't get it. No, my wife text me yesterday and said, hey,
when little guy gets home, he has picture day today.
She goes, can you just make sure he's he gets
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showered and then pick out an outfit, and I said yep,
and then I completely forgot. Oh no. So then this
morning I was I walked in his room and I
saw that the clothes were laid out in the bed,
and I was like, oh, my wife was out for
My wife went on, she'say, she got a bowling league,
so she was out last night. So I complied, dropped
(02:14):
the ball. Sorry, honey, she had to pick up the slack,
didn't she? Yeah, worse, So I'm guessing she probably had
to throw him into the shower at like ten thirty
at night. Yeah, my kid.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Uh, let's see, one kid had pajama day yesterday. The
other had dressed up like a teacher day. Okay, I
just clothes.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah it was. He wore like a nice button down
and a pair of khaki khaki. How about we do
teach my kids some stuff day. I learned math day.
That's a good one. Yeah, yeah, let's do some social
studies day. There you go. Yeah, I'm sorry, baby, that
was my bad. I'm the receiver that dropped the ball. Right,
I'm hitting my chest. That was my bed.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
What I did see? My my kid did have He
got the pictures back from his picture day. I guess
it must have been like a week or two ago.
But he did this thing whereas his teeth throw jacked up.
He got that from me. But you know he's not
gonna gets yet to all the baby teeth ball out.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
And everything else. You think you're gonna get embraces. Oh yeah,
we're definitely gonna get embraces. Yeah. My son got bree
thousand dollars brother, Yeah, dynamic man, I got him for
my son.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And then my daughter was lucky enough that she didn't
need them. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Look, my second might not. This guy's definitely gonna need him.
But he took a great picture for picture day and
he didn't open his mouth. I was like, man, that
you've actually pulled that off. Man, it looks pretty good.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Nice. Did you tell him? Did you hit him and
say don't don't don't show your teeth?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
They keep that mouth shut? Man, everybody. Uh, let's see,
it's Thursday. We're gonna find a ZXL workforce the ploy
of the day. And for that are we back to
the number one tribute band? I think we're gonna do
Fleetwood Mac, the number one tribute band. Uh It's coming
the Tropicana called Tusk. We'll hook you up with that
coming up just a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
So one hundred point seven XL SAT, Tracy's Rock Station,
and the z XL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody, do
it live. I all write it and we'll do it live.
And things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some news.
Follow us on a big old Thursday. A twenty one
(04:07):
year old woman was found dead on Tuesday on the
side of the road in Millville and police are searching
for the driver who hit her and left the scene.
The body of the Millville resident, Caroline Bump, was found
about two am by one am on Mallard Street by
a passing motorist, hours after she was struck. Surveillance video
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in the neighborhood show that she was hit at about
eleven o'clock, so she was there for almost three hours.
Detectives are searching for a two thousand and three Silver
Infinity G thirty five bearing a registration of I guess.
The license plate was E four to one RLV. I
was driving back from dinner last night. Man.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
There was a guy on the side of the road,
almost like he's asking to be hit. He's this morning
driving standing on the line. He's in all black, like
he dressed in all black, and it's dark outside.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I'm like, bro, don't you get it, man? An accident
could happen on my way here this morning. There was
a guy literally like you said, walk in the line.
And I'm like, I'm like, man, like I it's dark right,
you know my windows are a little fogged over because
of the the do and stuff of the morning. Yeah,
(05:17):
And I'm like, I'm like, dude, I'm like, what are
you doing? And I think there was a sidewalk. I'm like,
why aren't you walking on the sidewalk? Shame? Boeing machinists
yesterday voted to reject a new labor contract proposal and
continue to costly a costly, weeks long strike that halts
a production of some of the inmbattled companies top selling planes,
resulting in furloughs and layoff announcements for thousands of workers.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I want these guys to be as happy as I can. Yeah,
you're not building conveyor belts, guys. These are airplanes, so
you should pay these guys. Make sure their lives are
fantastic at home.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
McDonald's to stop selling the quarter pounder hamburgers in about
one fifth of their US restaurants because of eco. Lie. Yeah,
it's sicking nearly fifty people in ten in the States
killing one person that there's nothing better than a double
quarter pounder. I don't like the sauce they put on
this stuff, man, Well, and quarter pounds don't have sauce.
(06:09):
That's the big mat. Quarter pounders is nothing more than
two patties. Well, quarter pounders one patty. You can get
it with cheese and onions, and that's it. And they
think it's the onions that are causing the e coal. Yeah,
I hate those onions, man, the these oh, come on,
the McDonald's chopped up onions. They're all fun. There's nothing
better a double quarter pounds.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
That like White Castle would ruin their burgers too with
those little onions there all.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I mean, I'm I think it's been twenty years, over
twenty years since I've had a double quarter pound there. Sure, yeah,
so good dude with the French frock double quarter pounds
with French fries. Come on now, a nice cold diet
coke because I'm healthy.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
They do have that coke though, Man, I don't know.
McDonald's has some special recipe. It's called yep, it's really cocaine.
That's news. What about sports sick sir?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
As well? They lost their first game against the Bucks
last night one twenty four one oh nine six Ers raptors.
That's going to be tomorrow. Uh this it looks like
the NBA is going to investigate the seventy six ers
about Joel Embiid. He signed a one hundred and ninety
seven dollars one hundred ninety seven dollars that's all he
signed for. Well, he's sitting out one hundred and ninety
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seven million dollar extension and now he didn't play at
all during the preseason. He's saying now that he didn't
play last night and he can't play back to back games. Yeah,
this is so the NBA's coming in and saying like, hey,
like there's something is going on here, Like what what's
going on? And it's a business like people people buy
(07:44):
tickets to see him if they have season tickets, and
Joe Embiid's a big part of that. And now you're
finding out now after people purchase their tickets, you should
be able to get a full.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Refund and then his ass on that court. Caps beat
the Flyers six three, Flyers wild on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Dude, the Flyers are bad. We're like, really, they got
like two young kids and that's kind of They're like, honestly,
I think me and you wait, we could get some
sticks and some some skates and I think we can
make the team like.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Like that show Invincible. Remember the movie Invincible. Yeah, you
went to the streets and got paled. Yeah, we could
be the next.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I could be the next Dave Pool. I can't skate
man vikings Rams. That's gonna be tonight for Thursday night football.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
That's news.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
That's hey, Sun and clouds today. I have to seventy
one clear tonight. I'm gonna forty one for your Friday Sunny.
I have to sixty six. It is sixty all right
outside right now?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yes, we got to do it right. Yeah, let's do this.
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Speaker 4 (09:07):
It is one hundred point seven the XL Sat Jersey's
rock station z XL Morning Show. One hundred point seven
the Excel South Jersey's rock stations EXL Morning Show. Feel
Bad from a life man. She put together this Cannobyls
camping thing this weekend, keep saying it like we should
know what Cannobyls.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
It's like looking at you. A couple of people here
in the office were like, well, actually, I said I
was having a Halloween party and you're like, no, we're
going to Cannobyls. I'm like, what's Cannobyls.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
I thought it was a pretty popular kind of camping site.
It's like a little amusement park. It's like three hours away.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Awhile, I've never heard it.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I always wanted to go. So it's fun, it's together,
it's a camper. It's not terrible. We have like this
camper and I think she tries and tries to set
things up with the camper, which I'm here or missed
with the camper. It could go away tomorrow, I could
get my money back. I'd be fine with it.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
We don't use it a time, but she, you know,
she kind of makes these little things like feel like
you have to you feel like I have to use
what it is, right, Yeah, So that's you know, basically,
we put this weekend thing together, but nobody wants to go.
And now she's starting to get rumbles with that from
the family that everyone's like, okay, so go do the
camping things. So it wasn't just you guys. She was
(10:15):
trying to get what other couples to go, other families
to go. It's just us. But again, we didn't sit
around and say, hey, do you guys want to go camping?
Was like you're talking about your own kids are saying
they don't want to go. Yeah, the kids, Oh yeah,
it's not fun because it's not fun, Like it's tough,
especially because you're going in a time of year where
it's like it's gonna be cold. It's so you can't
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really do a lot. So really you're just driving a
camp or up to a campground to sleep in a
camper and it's like we have things that kind of going,
Like I look forward to the summer being over. When
we're not down the beach, I'm not working weekend. I
like to just enjoy the time. I'm college football, pro football.
It's a three hour drive with the camp on the
back of the truck. But like my my one kid,
(10:56):
the oldest he has, there's just like he's in the band.
He's actually starting to dig the drums a little bit,
which makes me happy. So they had this, yeah, this
big thing on Friday night where they get to play
with the with the mark with the band at he
had the football game night. Okay, so like this is
a big deal and he's kind of bummed out he
can't do it. I'm like, because mom wants to go
to cable. Yeah, whatever that is going to cables. We
(11:18):
even looked at YouTube and it's it's like an amusement park.
It's like, I know, but can't do you camp next
to a ferris wheel?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Probably not far from like we did it at Hershey
it was it was okay, but my wife was gung
ho about doing this and they're the ones like I
got something on Friday.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
So my other guy.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Right now, we're trying to figure out we might just
go on Saturday, go for the day, spend the night,
and then come back on Sunday so he can do
a thing on Friday night.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Again. All these things are happening, and my little one,
he's gotta he's taking a lik in the tennis.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
He's doing his tennis lessons. So he's like, what about tennis?
I missed last week, I'm gonna miss this week.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I'm like, where is he playing tennis? It's cold to
play tennis? Let me take it's I don't know. I
look grew bro. It's a money grab. You got some
guy out there who's outside or inside it's outside, and
you just kind of you drop the ball, hit it
over the net. I think I think it paid like
one hundred and thirty dollars for like eight sessions. Yeah. Yeah,
if you don't know someone to teach, it gets a
little expensive tennis lesson. But I love playing tennis growing up.
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And he digs it. Man, he walks out, he's got
he's got the tennis racket around is his is the
younger like samurai sword? Yeah, like yeah, go play tennis.
Even he's like, what about tennis, and my wife is like,
I've just canceled a whole goddamn weekend. I was like, well, yeah,
maybe that's a thing, but we got to do it
by today so we can get our money back. It's
a day. We can't just cancel day out our money. Yeah,
(12:37):
we're playing in a trip after like we're kind of
like scratching Christmas and saying like, hey, we're just gonna
take all everyone on a trip. But like my wife's like,
all right, I'm going to book it. And I said,
because we got three kids that are adults and one
that's twelve, so the twelve year old is going to
do whatever we do. But I said, babe, before you
book anything, like I got to check with like all
(12:57):
the people in our family that can go, and uh
and like you know, my oldest daughter's like, na I can't.
I got work. You know, Yeah, it's real life. Yeah,
she's like she's like yeah, she's like everyone's on vacation
that week and I'm the new person, so I'm stuck.
So okay, I get that, and then life and then
my son is like my son's like yeah, I guess.
And then my my daughter is in college, she's she's
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all excited and uh, and the little guy's gonna go
with us, and so I was like yeah. I was
like I was like, don't book yet, like you know,
and then like you know, we're gonna bring our in
laws and my in laws were like, eh, you know.
But it's like my kids like it's I think our
wives they come up with these plans, and my wife
will do this where she'll come up with a plan
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and then it's just like it's gonna happen right now,
yeah right, and so she'll book it and then it'll
be months later and we're like, what do we gotta do?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yeah, like you and I we agree to do something
on the weekend, We're like, yeah, we told you we'd
be there. But now this is always such a great idea.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Well it's like even like we're throwing a Halloween party
and I love We've been doing it last couple of
years and I love doing it, but like this week
has been getting the house ready to have a party,
and and so it's like getting you know, meet like
pumpkins and moms and all that stuff. And so my
daughter's like, hey, can I steal one of your pumpkins?
I want to I want to paint it, and I go, no,
because why can't I steal any pumpkins and go because
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we're having a party, And I put the pumpkins in
certain areas because we're having a party.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
By the way, pumpkin, it looks awful that the painting
of the pumpkin is for kids.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
It looks it's never a cool look. Man, you off, Okay,
all right, it looks sloppy, it looks bad. So my
little guy, right, so so so my oldest daughter's little guy.
He uh they were painting a pumpkin last night. And uh,
I mean he's three. So he was just taking us
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paintbrush and just putting paint on the pump There's no
there's no face, there's no there. And now I'm at
the predicta predicament of like what do I do with it? Yeah,
you dote away, you feed it to the deer. It
looks like your party. Yeah. Like like still I'm like,
I'm like because I can't. I can't not put it
out because he did it right. It's like when your
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kids hide it behind it, like when your kids come
home from school when they're young and they have like
an art piece of art and it's awful, and you're like, well,
I guess I gotta put it up on the fridge,
but you don't want to put it up on the
fridge because it's awful.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
I put it deep down in the trash can because
they found it once I threw away. I feel like
a Father's Day card or something like listen, man, I
know you love me.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I get it. Thanks for the card, but yeah, I
had no place for it, like I you know, so
I So what I did was I took the punk
I smashed it on the kitchen floor. You go, and
I said, I said, I said, do better. Yeah, it's
so sloppy when they do it, it's just it's like
the water colors and color and it looks like somebody
spilled coffee on a p Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
No, and you're having a party. If you went and
got moms and real pumpkins, I'm sure it looks nice.
But she's like, yeah, can I get that slop out?
Can I steal one of your pumpkins?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I bought the pumpkins for a reason. And you know
what that know what you do?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
You go get one of those two dollars pumpkins, the
one you fit in the palm of your hand. That's
what you waste that pain on exactly. Yeah, yeah, I
might be her part. I told my wife, I said,
do we have to go to Cannobles because Scottie's having
this Halloween on Saturday. All three of us are like yeah,
we're just ganging up on the wife, like we don't.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Want to do this. Yeah, that sucks. I've had to
do that with my wife too, and then she gets
all bummed out.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Last weekend, my little guy had a birthday party and
he was pumped. All his friends were going, and my
wife tried tried to pull that where she's like, well, no,
he wants to go down the shore to my parents' house.
And I was like, no, he doesn't. He wants to come.
He wants to go to this birthday party.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Be honest.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
One, kids like are we taking a camera? I'm like yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
He's like, oh, they're all play video games in the
campra No oh no, no, no video Look, look we
get back.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
We'll do some rock news. Joe, Joe and Scottie rock news.
There's some rock news for you. The Rolling Stones have
announced the new archival live release. It's always nice to
get this and This is from nineteen ninety nine. Welcome
to Shepherd's Bush Documents their surprise Rarities packed nineteen ninety
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nine concert where they only played to a venue of
eighteen hundred seats. Usually they play sixty seventy one hundred
thousand people. This was a small club in London, so intimate.
The concert be available on four K blu ray two set,
CD set, two CD limited edition packages. Who're still buying CDs,
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and you can also get it on vinyl, So that's
going to happen December sixth. If you are a Rolling
Stones fan, the let me see I have the list
of songs they sang. Have you got the set list there?
It's pretty much what they normally do. There's a couple
ones they threw in there. Open up with Shattered. It's
only rock and roll respectable. I don't know what that
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is all down the line some girls. I ain't getting
in this, getting into the weeds here melody, I got
the blues, brand new car, Moon is up saying to Me,
which I love. Maybe this is why only six thousand
people went. Maybe it was eighteen hundred, eighteen hundred. Saying
to Me is a great song off the bridge of
the Babylon album Hockey Tonk Woman, where Cheryl Crow came
out and sang it with him, a great song called
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you Got the Silver Before they Make Me Run, Broute
sixty six, you got Me Rocking, Tumbling, Dice Brown Sugar,
and they ended it with Jumpin' Jack Flash. David Crosby,
he died, I believe last year, and now Graham Nash
doesn't see the point of a reunion with Crosby, Stills, Nashing, Young.
Now one third of the band's not there, right, one
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fourth of the band wasn't there. He said, I don't
think that me and Steven Stills and Neil Young will
ever play together ever again. There's no heart there. David
was the heart of the band, as crazy as he was,
and my god, he was crazy, but he was the
heart of the band. And I think that's why that
if Steven and Neil and I ever played together, it
would just be missing David Kross. Some guys in bands
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are more important than others. Yeah, this is the guy
like the Young you know, he and he was man.
He probably at the end of the day, you know,
I I love Neil Young, even though he's a little crazy.
Probably David Crawley was the most talented out of all
the guys, So I get why he's saying. He's kind
of the engine that made that that band run.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Like if Stevie Wonder died, I wouldn't take you to
a Stevie Wonder show to hear what the guy's just
playing the instruments.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
You know, like Stevie Wonder's backup band, who's playing without
Stevie Rescu showed that would I watched something popped up
on social media yesterday and it was Oprah, Oprah Winfer,
you're speaking interviewed by Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy was asking
her question and said, this can't be true, and she
said that Stevie Wonder did a birthday party for it
(19:50):
and has a thank you. She bought him something. Do
you know what she bought Stevie Wonder? Sunglasses? A car
that doesn't make any sense, can't even yeah the car,
And even Oprah said he I asked what he wanted
and he said this this. It was a type of
Bentley and so I bought it for him. But Jimmy
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Kimmel's like, but he's blind, but now there's a lot.
Shack was the guy who threw it out there first
that he doesn't believe Stevie Wonder's actually going, yeah, I'm
kind of with him, so now yes, especially when he
wants a car, but like, I'm not letting Stevie drive.
I like the meme just says Stevie Wonder was at
a P Diddy party but he didn't see anything. Well,
(20:31):
so Shack's big thing is he was in an elevator
with Stevie wants and Stevie hit the button. So Shack
was like, Shaq's like, how did you see that number?
I like when who put brail on doors and elevator doors,
like you still have to find the door in order
to touch it to figure out where you are. Cameron
Crowe gave an update about his Joni Mitchell biopiced you
(20:51):
know who Joni Mitchell is. I don't. She's a folk singer.
Back in the sixties everyone went nuts over I'm not
gonna Joni Mitchell fan. Well, what's the song? The Counting
Crows did a cover of it to tear down a tree,
put up a parking lot. Oh, I think that was
that much Box twenty. It was counting Crows. It was
(21:12):
counting crows. And some broad Yeah, Park, that's a great song, Dad.
So Joni Mitchell that was her song, right, So so
everyone in the this was like big folk singer in
the sixties. Cameron Crow, the Great Cameron Crowe is going
to do a movie about her life, and uh, it
looks like he said, I'm super excited. We're going to
start at the end of this year, hopefully get it
(21:33):
done by Christmas up the next year. And it looks
like Meryl Street, who's going to play an older version
of Joni Mitchell. So or if you're a Joni Mitchell
fan and she's still she's still kicking around. I think
she's she's super old, and I think she has some
type of illness. But Joni Mitchell still alive, so hopefully
she'll get to see the movie about her life, directed
(21:55):
by the Great Cameron Crowe, who brought us movies like
Let's See camer Crows, Jerry Maguire Gladiator, did not do Gladiator?
Was that he did almost famous Gladiator was the guy
who did Alien Russell Crowe. But that's he's an act
then that's okay. I was thinking, you are, yeah, you are, yes,
you are. Your little low Vanilla Sky did you ever
(22:17):
see Vanilla Sky and in the great movie called Singles?
Do you ever see say anything? None of it? John
Cusack with the boom box over his head. I've seen
the pictures right here.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
It's one hundred point seven the XL, South Jersey's only
rock and roll radio station.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Hey do you do you want to investigate dreams? We
haven't done this in a while, dude. When I was
on these muscle relaxs last week, I had all kinds
of crazy dreams. Dude. Yeah, they'll take you into another world.
There's a reason why there's there's there's a lot of
addiction going on right now.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Oh now I get it. It's not even just when
you're up, it's when you're sleeping too. Uh the what
would the would they give you?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
You know? Uh? I got eight hundred milligram profen. I
got something that's not gonna that's not going to bang
you up. No, I got a muscle relaxer and no
real good. So I think we ran up by our
our buddy and he said it's not really anything there was.
I was standing at the school yard the other day
trying to sell it, and kids weren't biting me. No,
(23:22):
they were like yeah, no, no, no, which is we're
here for the good stuff, like no, no, we're cool.
Why are you here again? So it was one of
these dreams, man, I had right before I woke up,
so I kind of it's kind of sharp in my memory.
And uh so I had a dream this morning, not
even last night, this morning, just a couple of hours ago.
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And I'm trying to piece together why, like because usually
dreams there's there's a bridge, there's a there's there's a
connection to something that happened in your life. This has
nothing to do with my life. I was dreaming that
I was in the crowd of the MTV Video Music
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Awards okay, hosted by Chevy Chase, but he was only
doing Kurt Cobain jokes it is awesome, and he was
making Courtney Love cry wow.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
So yeah, I thought I'd be able to dig into
this a little bit, like I don't know, like you're
on a boat and there's like waves crashing down.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
It's because you feel there's turmoil in life sometimes, like
a falling is a big one where like you know,
if if your life's out of control like this, sometimes
you'll you'll dream about falling. So this one Chevy Chase
up on stage, MTV Video Music Awards, probably Radio City Musical.
But nothing but Kirk coch He just kept going back
(24:45):
to Kurt Cobain jokes. But it wasn't like it was
the nineties. It was now yeah, and Courtney Love was
in the crowd and she was crying, and then at
one point he even went up to Courtney and started
harassing her in the crowd.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
You didn't see anything with Kirk Cobain, No Chevy Chase.
Sometimes I fall I fall asleep with the TV on, and.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
They know, did I know? There was no Nirvana video
before I went to bed, There was no Christmas vacation
before I went to bed. No, why that? What can
you take? If I talked to an analyst, what would
they say about that?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
It's crazy because you'll have a dream and you're like,
oh my god, I had this dream last night and
you you remembered it was a fun, cool dream. And
they say that to have like a notepad next to
you and drop things down, like you can write them
down a lot that you really do forget about your dreams,
like it's so, but but you remember.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
It was a really cool dream. As soon as I
woke up. I grabbed my phone and that was the
first thing. I grabbed my phone and I and I
I because I I text myself when I you know,
something happens and uh, and I text myself and the
text was Chevy Chase Courtney loved vmmes so And it's
(25:56):
just what a weird thing to dream of. And it's
especially right before I woke up. I hate the fact
that you can't land a punch in a dream. Yeah,
that's a thing to fight. And you're squaring up and
I can clearly see the guy's head and I'm trying
to hit and you can't hit. Have you ever had
the where you can't move dream like? Yeah, it's a
(26:21):
scary dream where like, you know, like you feel like
there's somebody in the room, but you can't move your
arms or legs. Do you ever you ever know that
you're in a dream? I can tell.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I will if I'm dreaming and something is so way off,
this is pretty cool. I'll bite the side of my
cheek and if I feel pain, I know I'm not.
But if I'm in a dream and I'm biting the
side of my cheek and I don't feel pain, now
I know I'm in the dream.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
I I'll it doesn't happen a lot. But sometimes if
I have such an awesome dream and I wake up,
and I'll try and go to sleep real quick to
try and get back into that dream. But it's never
the same. Now it's always a little off. But uh,
but yeah, and then for a while man as a kid,
Now I don't know, maybe I'm suppressing some stuff. I
(27:04):
would have the same dream about being in the same basement, Okay, yeah,
Like I'm sure somebody could dissect that. Yeah, Like I
remember growing up it was the same dream and it
was the same basement. Mine was like, uh, it's crazy,
I can remember this. It was. It seemed to be
like the same dream. Like I'm in an amusement park
and I'm almost to the edge of like the crazy
(27:25):
horror house and something keeps jumping back out at me.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I remember having that dream over and over. Maybe it
was my dad, and maybe the house was my life
and I'm trying to get out.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
And I'm sure if you sat down with a doctor,
they could really examine this stuff.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
My parents used to have a dream book. It's like,
I don't know, you look up if you dream about
a snake and what it means. Oh yeah, I never
really panned out. I was saying, there's some knucklehead just
wrote down.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
But a lot like Keith Richards talks about that that
he would keep a recorder next to his bed and
then he would wake up from a dream and he
would he would just voice record stuff and that's how
he came up with some of the best lyrics. My god,
what is that? You played that back and be like,
what this guy's out there? Then yeah, a lot of
times too. You listen back to it and you're like, what,
what's going on? And that's how we got Brown Sugar,
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So Chevy Chase v m As, Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Now it'll be interesting if something happened. Okay, Oh what
was that song?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I in my dream?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
I was dreaming of Okay, Herbie Hancock rocket was in
my dream, right, d had all the puppets, right, Yeah,
And it was like it was like one of the
I mean, he was like a great musician. This is
like one of those things that kind of washed them,
I guess into the mainstream.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Is like the keyboardist. Yes, yes, that's all it was.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
So I'm dream I have a dream that night that
songs in my dream, I walk into a wah wah
and it's playing on a loud Explain that one. What
an obscure song.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
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Speaker 4 (29:21):
By the way, breaking news, Courtney Love just hit Chevy
Chase with her car. Yeah, we get back outside the
VMA's how.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Some headlines after it was mock Station's the XL More Show.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
It's nice yesterday, man, I went to the It's a
back spine reconstructive doctor guy yesterday.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, you said you aren't sure that they didn't tell
you exactly what the price was gonna be, so you
just went in there blind and you said you went
to the chiropractor.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
How's the kiro Okay, here's how bad? Okay, so the
chiropractor that cost me fifty bucks, right, that was good.
Put a little unit on there. Insurance covers that a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah. Yeah, so it's fifty dollars for that. They just
put his knee in your back. And those guys, I mean,
they they get that's not real school they go to.
I think they get their certificate from like an online school.
It feels like something I could do at home. Like
I can't do surgery on myself, but I feel like
I could. I think they go to the VRAI is
that where it is? Is it online? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Like I feel like I could put my knee in
a position and I could just squash my body down
if I could.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Like my like my wife will crack our kids backs.
That's what he did. Yeah, that's really just what you're doing.
He has then all my hands behind my neck and
my elbows down. He lifted me up and then and
bounced up and down and then I was done. Man.
For fifty bucks.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yeah, Well, so the real back doctor, the spine guy,
it's gonna recon he Now there was no Copey there,
so I don't know. I imagine I'm probably gonna get
a bill for a lot like mcali.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
So I go in, nice Indian doctor. Right, he's in
great shape, looks good and nice guy.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
So I go in.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I hope you mean Native America. You know what it is.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
It's a shame because the woman that took me back there,
like she was kind of miserable. Like I saw she
had a shell like a crutch. I'm like, hey, I
was like, did you hurt yourself? Like it's my hip.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I'm like, okay, I get a conversation. That's all bad optics.
You go to a back place. You don't want someone
on a crutch. My buddy might listen my body. That's
the thing. Like you want the first person you see,
you want them to have a healthy back. My buddy's
a physician assistant. The first thing he did when he
got out of school was he lost weight. And it
(31:23):
looks right right. So well, so she brings me back there.
She's kind of miserable. I'm just explaining it. She don't
want to hear. She wants to get the facts, you know,
I'm just telling you this is what happened. Blah blah blah.
So the guy comes in, they take well, they do
X rays and you know, do that whole thing and
it comes back. He's like, well, I got good news
and bad news.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Now.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Apparently what I what I got out of this whole
thing was I have a little arthritis in my back.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
I'm like, oh, this is gonna be that's what he said.
I said, is this common for someone who's fifty. He's like, yeah,
it's it's very common. It's a little bit.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
He's like, your body's starting to degenerate. Like I don't
want to hear these things. That's true just hundred years ago.
Fifty is like being one hundred exactly. And that's what
that's about where I am, and that's how I feel.
So and then he he takes the X ray and
he says, listen, this is an X ray of a
normal spine. And he just looked it up online like
what a regular spine should look like. You could see
(32:14):
like the the that's what I wanted my doctor googling.
That's what he did.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
So he shows me like the spaces in between other spine.
He's like he's like here, you know, here, here's your
disc here, just carries it and he goes down there.
He's like, I don't even know what and this is
what he said, like i'll quote him. I don't even
know what the hell's going on down here because I
had no space and I knew I had like a
bad disc or whatever. I got a bad back, yeah whatever.
So so so here's what it and it was actually
(32:39):
pretty refreshing. I was like, okay, I thought this guy
was gonna upsell me, like everybody, you upsell you on
the physical therapy, because I can see in the room
and they got the old people. He's pulling down like
on the ropes and stuff, not do any and he's
moving the old guy around something.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Here we go. It's gonna he's gonna upsell me on
physical therapy. It's gonna be a year physical therapy. He's
gonna build my That was my knee. I went in
for uh my knee. I know, it was all torn up.
And the guy's like, well, we got to play the game,
the insurance game. You gotta go. I'm gonna give you
a shot. Then you got dor physical therapy, then insurance
may okay and MRI and then we can go from
(33:13):
there and I'm like, how long is that gonna take? It?
Says I can't walk, and he's like probably six eight months.
I'm like, Jesus, little guy tells me. He's like listen.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
He's like, it's you just you pulled your muscle. Everything
else is it is what it is, which I just
explained to you. I don't know what the hell's going
down there, but whatever. He's like, so you heard a muscle.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
So here's what you do. He's like, you don't stop living,
you don't stop moving. He's like, moving is the best thing,
so keep doing what you're doing. I'm telling he's like yoga.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Yeah, He's like, listen to your body. He's like, there's
pain and there's like resistance. He's like, when you feel pain,
you know what it is. Just listen to your body.
And then he said, uh, he said, there's really there's
exercises you can do. He said, oh, he said, there's
exercises you can do. He's like, but you don't have
to come here for physical therapy. Go to YouTube find
the exercises for lower back.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
He's like, and just do them. It was it was
and that's it, and then that's it. That's all. That's
all it was. I said, I'll tell you it's it.
It is refreshing because that that they like. The knee
doctor said that to me too. He's like, he's like, look,
you don't have to come to physical therapy. He goes,
he goes, just just go. He and he was the
one to tell me. He goes, we got to play
the insurance game, and and that's how he said it.
And I'm like, at least you're being honest. That's what
this guy was. He's like, he's like, yeah, he goes,
(34:21):
if I put you in for an m R I
right now, they're going to turn it down. And so
he's like he's like, look, go go through this stuff
and whatever. He gave me a magic shot. My knie's fine.
Now yeah, like I don't know what. I have no
idea what horse medicine he put into my knee. But
I remember him, I can. I can run faster and
jump higher than I ever have. And he was honest.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
He said, just do the exercises. He said, you don't
need the shot of if you have pain in like
a couple of months, and we'll consider the shot. You
don't need any of that.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
And stop doing that.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Dumb CrossFit. Yeah, well you know what he said too.
He said, uh, I said, how's yoga? He's like, yoga
is very good.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
I'm like, damn guys, I know more guys, especially military
guys who you know, they're they're you know, they're hiking
around with one hundred pounds on their back. They came
out of the service with bad backs, dude, and yoga
and pilates have saved their lives.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Yeah, I also said too, I could probably lose about
thirty pounds. He's like when you find that. He's like,
when you find the secret, tell me, and he grabbed
his gut and yeah, we'll got the stuff down there too.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
They were just being an honest dude. Bro Hey fatty
doctor Yeah, fat so fatty Fatty mcfat fat. It was
weird because you guys were at wing night when this
all happens, but it was nice. You'd just do the
exercises all live. You're telling but you got to do
the exercises right right, Yeah, start today, man, So that
stretch a little bit, that's all. Look, yeah we get back,
(35:40):
we'll do I think on trash, oh why love track anything,
thirty do anything, racket Rocky roughy Love frash. There's some
(36:05):
trash for it. Olivia Munt, the very beautiful, untalented Olivia Munt.
She is highlighting breast cancer awareness and a new Skims campaign.
I guess that's the undergarner stuff that the ladies wear, right,
Is that what holds them in? Yeah? Yeah, I think
Kim Kardashian came up with that nonsense. She was revealing
(36:25):
her doublemsectomy scars because of the breast cancer. Skims initially
planned to cover her scars with makeup, but she chose
to show them instead. Jason Kelsey, this is dude, this
is me and you so you know he's he gets
dragged to these Taylor Swift concerts because of his brother, Right,
(36:45):
I kiss him and his wife went to the Miami
Taylor Swift concert and video showed him of what looked
like him sleeping during the show. Yeah, I get it,
And he said He went on his podcast New Heights
and said, I was not sleeping. He said, I was
just I was finding out to the concert. But he
was definitely sleeping, dude, And I get it. Like, remember
(37:07):
we saw that awful forrror movie and I fell asleep. Yeah, yeah,
you know, like it's like it's it's when it's like
it's got to get boring after a while. And you've
seen so many of my hate It's just not your thing.
It's okay, buddy, Taylor Swift isn't your thing. It's okay.
Every guy can agree with that. Like the only things
I've had that I've got drug too for my kids
and stuff. Yeah, I definitely just want to fall asleep.
(37:29):
I remember I took my kids when just right after
I got it was separated, or you can get divorced
and uh and so I had to like kill time
with my kids, like you know, I had to go
pick them up from school, and my wife lived an
hour away. My ex wife lived an hour away. And so,
like you, you try and find stuff to do, especially
it doesn't cost a lot of money. So I take
(37:50):
him to the movies. You remember that stupid movie with
Sandra Bullock where she's lost in space with George Cloone,
which was glooney. I took my kids to see that,
and you just wanted to rest. Man, dude, I just
and and and and they could care less about this
awful pick for a movie. But there was like no
kids movie out, So we go to see this stupid movie, dude.
(38:11):
I and they just come out with those really nice
leather seats at movie theaters. Yeah, man, come on now,
I passed right out. Kim Kardashian hosted a special screening
of Wicket at her mansion this week, attended by Ariana
Grande and Cynthia E Rivero along with her family. Despite
both Kim and Arianna had previously dated Pete Davidson, there
(38:32):
was no awkwardness as they posed for photos and smiles.
Oh yeah, it's a sloppy seconds. Huh, Kim got the
sloppy seconds. Remember Rachel Ray, the cooking Girl? Yeah, man, uh,
she has a podcast now, I don't I don't know
if she's still doing any type of cooking shows. She
said that her marriage is very healthy, but her and
(38:54):
her husband get into screaming matches, and she said that's
good for the mayor. I remember her.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
She was kind of like she was kind of thick,
but yeah, but she made like normal food, like food
I would dig.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Yeah, and that normal food fat yeah right, yeah, something
I would eat like, of course you're gonnaet a little heavy.
You got ravioli's on the menu. Yeah. She did not
have an ozepic summer. This is interesting. Jennifer Lopez ex
her original husband was like a nobody. I believe she
met him on the cab like that the movie set
(39:27):
of A Selena and he his name is O Johnny Noah.
He's blaming Diddy for their divorce, saying that Diddy swept
in and kind of stole j Loo away from him
back in nineteen ninety nine. Of course, man, you're on
the set of what movie and you're in nobody right,
like this is P didn't now? This is yeah this
(39:48):
let's let's this is before we knew what we know
about P Diddy. It's not Diddy now, yeah, this is
d to the eye to the d d Y. Martha
Stewart has turned down a chance to be on the
gol Than Bachelorette, So now they're doing that bachelorette and
bachelor show but with old people. And Martha Stewart said
she's not interested in doing that. Let's see here, I
(40:13):
guess these people are still doing it. I don't see
him pop up because I don't watch cable anymore. But
for a while they were everywhere. Remember Chip and Joanna Gaines. Yeah,
they were the couple that would go out and like
reduce stuff they do getting her own network, but then
you had to pay for the network. Was like, I'm
not paying for it's cool when it's free. Yeah, yeah,
you know that's what it is. And and you saw
a lot of these couples end up doing that. Now
(40:34):
they're at the forest and they've all wrecked their lives. Well.
Blake Lively the talents of Blake Live, who's married to
Ryan Reynolds. She said that she met them last week
and she's fan girling out over meeting Chip and Joanna Gains.
It seems like they might be a pretty cool couple.
Kind of just down comes off as a douche who
(40:55):
doesn't he off is kind of a goofy kind of guy.
He has a douche. He's a guy. He yeah, I
never she's okay, she's got that hot like Native American. Look,
she's all right something like that. She lives in whale blubber.
But uh, he always came up. He tried too hard.
(41:16):
I thought he was a nice guy. No, he just guy.
He has that aura of like just douchiness that I
never liked. But like I said, she was kind of
hot and they like bought a whole town, didn't they Yeah, Waco,
Well they didn't. Yeah, but they brought up like right
outside of Waco where I think they started a cult.
That's what I'm gonna do. I'm they started al you know,
(41:38):
like they start. No, no, No, he was just a dude.
And he's also redheaded, and you know, like redheads like
redheads either. He's a yeah, he always just he was
always just trying to be like funny, and I'm like,
I don't know, dude, just put the stud up.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
I looked the one with her on the side of
the mountain wait for the spaceship to come and then
everyone has to drink the juice and they all died
that episode.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
So so here, tod we're starting at the chip and
Joanna Games started at cold. I don't think she's attractive
at all. I see I do like Eskimo face, like
she's got nothing dad. But imagine like you're over Alaska
and you and her, you're in an ear in an Igloo.
He's in Alaskan hot, yeah, but here she's not in Texas.
She's nice a Waco seven. Yeah, I went show her
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the Time of Day South Jersey and rock station in
our z XL Workforce Employee of the Day. Good morning, guys,
is Jojo. We're both here stuck in his leg closet.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
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Speaker 3 (42:34):
I'm over here.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
You got our producer. Our producer ran out to get
us breakfast sandwiches. He'll be back shortly. So you got
us on the phone. What's up?
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Man? All right? I'm just calling him at the TUSS
Sleetwood Mac tribute band. Number one Fleetwood Mac Tribute Band, TUSS,
come in the tropic cam. You want the tickets? I
definitely do. Yeah. I checked them out on like TikTok
and are actually pretty good. I don't think they're gonna
get back to dude. I'm sorry. I mean, I wouldn't
(43:04):
say that they were the number one tribute band if
they weren't the number one tribute band.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
They're not the number two to the number one, exactly.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
Big management sat us down. He said, listen, here's your
giveaway for next week.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Right. They said, this is the number three Fleetwood Mac
and I said, no, no, we don't want number three.
I threw it back in their face and I said,
you get us number one.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
He threw the tickets and the big guy, mister iHeart,
he said, Ioway. He shoved the tickets in the guy's
mouth and said, no, no, you get us the number
one tribute band, and we're not doing it.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
But god damn. The next day they came back with
the number one band.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
Man.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
They said, we we we made we made the numbers work,
all right. What's your name? Way to step up? What's
your name is Larry? Larry again, dude, I'll tell you what.
Not a lot of kids named Larry anymore. Man's going
away and dude that and I'll tell you man, that
was like the name for a while. Everybody was named Larry,
(43:54):
the greatest Larry ever. Larry Hagman, who played Jr. On
Dallas and Larry in the Three's Company, Free Company. Yeah Larry,
he loved the regal Beagle. Was it Larry and his
brother Daryl's other brother Daryl, Yeah, I believe was. His
first name was Larry. Larry. I'm Larry, and this is
this is darryl and my other brother Da great Larry's
(44:16):
out there. No more that I have an uncle Larry.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
No man.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Yeah, you're you are, You're a dying breed. That's right,
all right, Larry. Hold, we're gonna get all your info.
You're going to see the number one Fleetwood Mac tribute
Van Tusk coming to the Tropican. All right, all right,
I appreciate it, guys.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
You guys are great.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
I would say if I went to my kid's school,
I don't think i'd find one Larry. No. Imagine a
baby right now. Imagine some somebody comes to your house
and they have a new infant and they say, here's
a little baby Larry. It just doesn't happen anymore. It's
just the name that's going away. You know what you do?
Speaker 4 (44:49):
You name your dog Larry because it's funny, Funny comes out.
That's my dog Larry.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Growing up, our neighbors named the dog Charles Barkley, and
so and and and when they mar but they didn't
call him Barkley. They when they yelled for him, it
was always Charles Barklay. Yeah. So so just that's Larry's
just a name that it will go away. And I
don't think he probably will never come back. Man.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Yeah, I got a dog Bigs right after the Great
Notorious Big Thank god this diddy thing Kenna came. Because
if I got a second dog, I might have named
him Diddy. Now you're stuck with Diddy.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Yeah. I remember. I remember getting a dog at a
shelter when I was younger, and the dog's name and
this is a name you never hear anymore either. It
was a girl and it was a year old and
they had named it Daphine, Daphine, Daphine, and I thought
it was Daphne and they're like, no, it's Daphine. Yeah,
he's just making stuff up, making names up at that,
(45:46):
but even Daphanie's not a name you hear anymore.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
I like when they, like when there's kids in school
and like it's a name you've never heard before. Like that.
The parents was as exotic as you can. I'm like,
I don't even know how you spell that. Like, this
is my son's xerox. Right, we're not coming from man,
so this is my son printer. Look we get back.
I We'll do some headlines.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
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Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
All right, So, very questionable parenting decision for this Sunday.
And uh, this comes from uh generations in my family.
It's a football Sunday. It is football Sunday. I don't
even know when the Eagles with the Eagles don't know
one o'clock versus the Bengals, is it? Yeah? Okay, so okay,
(46:39):
now maybe that might change my plans a little bit.
Uh so, gonna be a good game. So growing up,
my brother who's nine years older than me, and my dad,
they never hid movies and stuff from me, Like they
never kind of sheltered me as a kid. So like
I remember I was six or seven of my brother
(47:00):
showed me nightmar on Elm Street when Johnny Depp got
sucked into the bed and all the blood girl, like
I remember DoD and so like I dove in feet first,
ready man to get I want my kids to watching that.
But they know the characters, they know the guys. So
my so you know, my I never hid that from
my older kids, right like I did, you know, Harry,
if this is what you want to watch, we're gonna watch.
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Like I I don't want my kids to be the
kids who are like naive. Sure, So my little guy
he goes and says, hey, can we go to the
movies this weekend and see a movie? And I said, yeah, man,
like I love taking them to the movies and I
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thought he was gonna say Venom because that comes out
this weekend. He goes, no, can we go see Terrifier three? Now,
I don't know if you know anything about the Terrifier movies?
No very independent, low budget started about about five six
years ago, right before the pandemic. The first one came
out and it kind of like mad buzz around the internet.
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And then they were able like they made it for like,
I don't know, one hundred thousand dollars. Were people thrown
up in a theater or something, yep, that's the movie. Wow.
And then they so then they made a sequel, and
the sequel ended up doing you know, like for like
they made it for like a million, they ended up
making like twenty million, So it ended up making a
lot of money. So they made a third one and
it came out a couple of weeks ago and it
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beat The Joker. Wow, dude, it's so it's made an
incredible amount of money. But they are incredibly violent. Yeah,
in the first one, because it's a it's a clown
or jesus, I'm looking at it. Yeah, I remember this movie. Man,
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the first movie, there's a scene where he takes a
girl who's fully naked, hangs her by her feet like
her feet are spread, and he with a I believe
it was with a hacks all. Oh cut her in half. Yeah. Wow,
that's a tough one. Yeah yeah. And what I mean
in half, I mean downward, not sideways. So my little
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guy's like, hey, can we go see Terrifier three? Jesus man, Yeah,
my kids aren't ready for that yet. And my answer
was yes, yeah, that a boy, because I want to
see it. Yeah, and oh wow, I'm watching it now
now it has a Christmas theme. This, this one is
a Christmas theme.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Jesus Christ dude, God bless you man. Yeah, I'm not
even ready for this.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah. Yeah, so so so so on the day that
you're supposed to go to church, I believe on Sunday,
I'm going to take my twelve year old to go
see Terrifier three. The Santa Claus is sitting in a
pile of blood. His name is artha clown. Yeah, and
he's doing snow angels in the blood in the blood
yeah for real. So even my son, who's twenty one,
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he said, isn't it X rated? And I was like, no,
I checked, it's r it's r rated, like my eleven
year old, He's going to find nudity eventually. I'm just
not gonna put it like not in the movies yet.
But if you're talking about a naked girl just being
cut in half with a hatchet. Yeah, well he saw
the first one. I don't know where he saw it,
didn't see it with me. So well, now I get
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it because he's got to catch up. Now he's got it,
but he hasn't seen two. So he's got to see
two before he sees three. Sure it does because there's
a series. But now you're saying that it's a one
o'clock game. So now that's gonna throw because we're gonna
see a twelve o'clock movie. Wow, So I don't even
think I could get through that. Does he get nightmare?
Some of these movies? So my wife was watching horror
movies with them, but like they're like they weren't like
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horror horror movies, and she swears that he had a nightmare.
I don't know, dude, He's watched some pretty hardcore movies
with me and never had issues. What's the wife think
about this? I mean, I've been I've been thrown up.
I haven't thrown a by. She was in bowling league
last night, so I've been thrown a buyer. You haven't
talked about it yet, so I'm sure she'll hear this, yeah,
and she'll have something to say about it. But Terrifier three,
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you know, like, where's that plane our buddies place?
Speaker 5 (50:56):
It is the the the the.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Square theaters. Wow. Yeah, dude, it's a big movie, like
it's playing on all the theaters. Tickets for that. Yeah,
I know, I know. We were so we were gonna
do it, and I haven't done this in years. We
were gonna do a double banger on Sunday. Now I'm
gonna be all hungover because I'm having a Halloween party
on Saturday. We're gonna do a double banger on Sunday,
A Venom and Terrifier three eases my god. Yeah, but
(51:23):
I think we're gonna curb the double banger and just
maybe do Terrifier three. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Oh Jesus, I would see the animals that go see
this movie. I mean yeah, yeah, I mean I mean
kills their lips, like people get this guy's tattoo like
on their leg.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
I'll let you know. I don't want to no, spoilers.
So yeah, once again, questionable parenting decision. But once again,
this is the stuff that like my brother did for me.
I remember I was twelve, my little guy's age, and
my brother went out and rented reservoir Dogs and it
was awesome. Yeah, I get it, man, dude, it was
a game changer. Do you remember my parents went out
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to dinner or way for the weekend and my brother's
watching me and he brings home reservoir Dogs in a
pizza and I'm watching it. I'm like, okay, Like at
that point, Monster Squad, Goonies, all those movies went the Wizard,
all those movies went out the window, and I'm like,
this is what movies should be. But Executioner three, what
(52:31):
is it? What is it? Fire three? My god, dude,
it looks pretty. It's pretty wicked, dude, pretty awesome. So
I'm kind of excited. He's he's pumped for it. Yeah, no,
he also yeah, he also I may be killing animals
and putting him under my house. He's super pumped. Hey,
let's throw turtles against the wool pump. Yeah. So, uh
(52:53):
so then we're gonna we're gonna watch Terrifier three on
Sunday and then we're gonna throw garbage cans through windows.
Speaker 4 (52:58):
My kids don't get it. Man, There's a whole world
out there. Wait till you find it. There's a lot
of crazy stuff happening.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yeah. Did you remember the first time I ever went
to South Street in Philly? Yeah? Zipper heads, yep, zipper
head Yeah, good dude, I remember going this set. We
would go skateboarding. Yeah, and we take the train. My
par who and what will my parents do? I was fifteen? Yeah,
we did, taking the train over, we go to South Street. Right.
I was an awful skateboarder, so like I'd fall off
(53:24):
and be like all right, I'm done, and I walk
around South Street can and these were just different people. Yeah,
I'm liken't really a girl. I'll let you put that
mask on her and then her face zippers up. That's
pretty neat. Yeah. Like there's there's kids with like hooks
through their nose and stuff, and I'm like, wow, it's
a whole different world than my little weird suburban community.
Where's that ball rope? Go? Wow? We get back. We'll
(53:48):
do a thing called do you think you have a
bad eye? You think you've got it bad This was
(54:08):
always the snack that when like there was no other
stuff to eat, you would you would go into there
was this. There was two snacks that like when your
mom didn't go food shopping and you were as starving
as a kid, you'd open up the pantry and there
was only two things left the fruit roll up the
fruit rolls awesome, No you peel them off the paper
(54:30):
goldfish and saltine crackers. Anybody still goes goldfish?
Speaker 5 (54:34):
Man?
Speaker 3 (54:35):
I see this a lot of the beach. I mean,
they were that whole box.
Speaker 5 (54:38):
It was.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
It was always that thing where like ah, we don't
have any more sour cream and any potato chips. Oh okay,
all right, go there's just always a bag of goldfish.
Uh well, this marketing idea that was weed infused, creative
meeting written all over it. Most of us know about
and have tried goldfish crackers. Pepperidge Farms seemed to be
sick of being labeled as snacks for kid kids, so
(55:00):
for a limited time, they renamed They're renaming one of
their goldfish Chilean sea bass an employee to hope they
will attract adults to the product. See I think adults, Why,
ye know? Little kids, but eat goldfish. Like my mom's old,
you know, and she and she she'll eat goldfish. Well,
I was just convenient, and I don't know, there's still
(55:20):
something cool. It's a little it's a little goldfish. You
pop up, pump, but your mouth. I remember, man, it was.
It was the worst. You open up that pantry and
you're just looking at a box of saltine crackers and
a bag of goldfish. You're like, oh, it's gonna be
a rough Saturday morning, right, and you gotta got pop
on the cartoon version of alf And I'm just sitting
there eating a stupid goldfish. In Berlin, Germany, police had
(55:44):
become wildly curious why order number forty at a pizzeria
was flying off the shelves. The reason, it turns out,
because this particular pizza was being served with a side
of cocaine. When cops made their move, the restaurant's manager
made an unsuccessful attempt at fleeing, and arch reportedly revealed
three and a half pounds of coke, fourteen ounces of weed,
and two hundred and ninety grand in cash. So if
(56:07):
I want cocaine, I ordered the number four, the number forty. Yeah,
I worked in college at a pizza place, and I
remember being like, you know, I was like a kid.
I was like a go getter and a guy takes
me aside and he's like a man when you answer
the phone. Because we also it was in Tennessee, so
we could sell beer at our pizza rha. Oh yeah.
(56:29):
And because they got like those laws whe we can
sell beer like in like a convenience store, like a
pizza beer special. Yeah. So like we so we could
sell beer. So he's like, he's like, hey, man, you know,
I got a bunch of customers. I make some extra
money on the side when you deliver their pizza. Sometimes
they want you to deliver beer with it too, which
was illegal, which was illegal. And he's like he's like
so yeah, man, go getter. So yeah, so he's like
(56:52):
he's like he's like just let you know, man. And
I think there was like a secret word or something
like that. I don't remember what it is anymore, but
I was like, I was like okay, and it was
the first it was a dude. I hated the job
because I had to put one of those things on
top of my roof. Oh the shows are the shows?
I was delivery called Trios Pizza. Oh yeah, and I
had to put the stupid magnet on top of my roof. Dude,
(57:14):
how's that thing not come off? It's magnets. It's that
hard of a mavert super yeah, dude, because it was
hard to get off. And uh yeah, I hate hate
it because like I'm driving around campus, so like I'm
seeing people I know, and I got that stupid thing
on top of my car. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (57:32):
My buddy did Domino who's had a Ford Escort and
he had a little Domino. He was a Dominoes guy.
Speaker 3 (57:36):
We used to buss his balls, but he was the
only guy who made money because all of us it's
a job. Now, I'm like, it's a job. Just drive around,
they tip you, Okay. There's been a run on butter
for thieves in Ontario, Canada. Two large scale butter heist
were reported last week, making it seven thefts in the
span of ten months. On October twelfth, two men reportedly
we're seeking We're seen making away with a bunch of
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butter with the reporter street value of one thousand bucks.
Then on the sixteen, two men, probably the same two
we're seeing at another business stealing another thousand dollars worth
of butter. But is there a black market for butter?
Speaker 4 (58:11):
I think people will steal anything At this point, we
see butter's tough because I'll steal like I'd steal it
from restaurants.
Speaker 3 (58:19):
But then if you got to get it home and
get it in the fridge. Okay, here's the thing. We
don't refrigerate our butter. It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (58:25):
It's out on the counter. And it's so nice to
try and spread butter. That's aerator on a bread. It
just tears through the bread.
Speaker 3 (58:31):
This geare. It's super it's warmed, it's room temperature, and
it spreads each You got to make sure it's salted.
If it's not salted, you got to make sure it's refrigerated.
Ode you can just the salt. I think, you know whatever,
curious it or I don't know what you can? Well,
not my house, because my wife left the cream out
all day yesterday. I put it. I put it. I
showed you the pictures. Oh yeah, did you see the
pictures I showed you. We talked about it yesterday. How
you walk into our kitchens, cabinet doors are open, creamers out,
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coffee pods. Still the I got coffee in it.
Speaker 4 (58:57):
I showed you the toilet paper roll that was empty
and was right next to it is the counter of
the cabinet underneath.
Speaker 3 (59:03):
Does your wife do this? I'm like, here we go.
I love it. Or kids toilet paper roll empty and
then they'll just put the toilet paper roll on top.
It just balances right on top.
Speaker 4 (59:13):
Sure, come on, and it's it's designed and engineer designed
to put it on the roll.
Speaker 3 (59:18):
The butt are doing. Come on, just stop caring. Uh,
there you go. Those people they haven't bet you not
so much.