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November 5, 2024 • 57 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest on

(00:33):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hey man? What's happening? Good morning? It happened yesterday the
thing that we both fear it happened. I have to
do with this job. Yeah, oh wow? So uh oh, no,
So you left yesterday and I was here cleaning up
some stuff getting out because well when when when we're done,
I got a vacuum and I mop up. I see that,

(01:02):
yeah and so so yeah, like like the last episode
of Cheers, you've covered the pool table. So I was
getting some stuff done after you left, and uh, there
was only a couple of people in the building, and
I went out to use the bathroom real quick. And
we have a new system and it's all phone based.

(01:26):
To get in and out of the building. You have
to have an app on your phone and it unlocks
the door. I got locked out. Did you put the
pillow in the door? I forgot so because you never
want to take your phone when you got to take
a leak, and I want to have to take my
phone every time. So we put a pillow on the
door so it won't shut. And I forgot to do that,

(01:46):
and I walked back to the door and they already shut,
and I'm like, oh, no, there has to be a
backup plan. There isn't There has to be like there isn't.
So there and I'm knocking on the door, but the
problem is no one can hear it.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Not.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Luckily, the our buddy, George, the super, was walking in
and uh and he has a key. Oh we don't.
Oh yeah, he has the app because he's the super.
He needs to get in the building. So so he
was like, I got you.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Well, there should be like somebody we can call where
they can, you know, deactivate it from their home.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Like I know that to I know that there exists.
And who do we call? They fired the person that
has it.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, well let's find somebody else who has that technology.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
There is is She had it on her phone because
I've been locked out before. Uh, we really had the
system in place, and and I called her after she
got fired and I said to her, hey, I need
to get in the building. We had an issue with
something on the radio. I know they fired you and
you don't have to say yes to this, but is

(02:47):
there a way you can unlock the door from your house?
And she said there is, but they had deactivated it
when she got fired.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, well one of us need that, Like there has
to be somebody we can call, you know, to do that.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Especially as I'm the first one here. Man, So like
you know, if this thing goes down, yeah, I'm I'm
I guess I go home. Yeah, but I mean your
keys and everything else are stuck in here, like it's
we're screwed. Man. Well that was okay. All my stuff
was here, like I had not, Like I couldn't even
get Like it would have been easy. We were done
for the day. I could have just left, but all
my stuff was in the studio. Yeah. So yeah, so

(03:21):
it happens. There's not there's nothing you can do. I
must do a trash can through the glass door. Hey, everybody,
it's Friday.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
We will wrap up the work week and for ZXL
Workforce Employer the day today we have overnight's stay at
Ocean and fifty bucks for dinner.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's perfect, all right, It's pretty cool, great prize, right,
a good way to wrap up the week. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah,
Or how about this start your weekend? There you go.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
It's one hundred point seven. Z XL SAP, Jersey's rock station,
z XL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody, do it line.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I can go all write it and we'll do it.
Lit and things sucks. I'm scotty, good morning. You're some
news for yous. On a chilli Friday morning, a sixteen
year old exchange student living in the US on an
invalidated visa was charged with emailing a bomb threat to
a private school here in Atlantic County. It was one

(04:17):
of several institutions he targeted. The student threat in the
Atlantic Christian School in Egraba Township on September eleventh, of
all days, Oh my god, sending a detailed message to
the school that pinpointed where a bomb would allegedly be
found in the building.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
You don't have to live in this country long to
know September eleventh is a pretty tough holidays. Okay, not holiday,
I'm sorry. Eight in this country. It's you forget that.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
You misspoke that. Yeah, my buddy, Zach, he's birthday. It's September. Actually,
I know two people who my buddy Twiggels, the comedian
with turets. His birthday was on September eleventh too. You
might as well just move it to the twelfth. Yes,
just smooth. You know what. I was born on the twelve.

(05:02):
A former nurse who had a violent Jesus is fun.
This isn't a fun Friday at all? Man, do here?
A former nurse. I gotta talk to our producer. A
former nurse who had violent child porn on his electronic
devices is headed the federal prison. Anthony Barberino of edgarber

(05:23):
City was setting yesterday to thirty three months in jail.
Barbarino previously pleaded a guilty to federal charge of possession
of child porn. He was arrested on August third after
authority said they found ninety three photos one hundred and
eight videos depicting the sexual abuse of children. Jack producer, Eric,
what are we doing? This is a real bummer On

(05:44):
a Friday morning. I got a question. What was the
name Barbarino? Yeah? It was John Travolta in uh, Welcome
Back Coy. I was gonna ask you that was it
was Barbara Barbarina. Wow? Yeah, up your nose with a
rubber Hooes, a Jersey shore institution, may have shut down
earlier this month after ninety four years in business. That's

(06:04):
Gillian's peer in Ocean City.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Maybe a mayor opened a playground or something fun and
there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
This is a real depressing Friday. Now there's the Friends
of Ocean City, New Jersey history and Cultural organization organized
the community photo last night to try and bring people
awareness to save the amusement park. The quote is, this
is an iconic asset on the boardwalk. It's probably the
most important asset on the Ocean City boardwalk, said the

(06:33):
president of that society. And our plan is to get
as many people in front of it and get the
picture out to as many people as we can to
working on saving.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, and mister Gilligan's like, no, we're not making any money,
so we're gonna go ahead and shut it down.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Once again, it's Gillyan, it's not Gilligain. He's not the
guy from Gilligan's eyes.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Please show me the woman that straps herself to the
peer and does it allow the bulldoze.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
This is where I like look and I'm look. I
grew up with Gillian's Wonderland Pierre. It's all money this
guy and Gillion has nothing to do with it. He
sold it to a condo that can place. It's done
and so yeah, so he has no saying it. They're
gonna try. I don't think it's gonna work. I think,

(07:14):
you know, in the next year or two, it's just
gonna be a bunch of condos and it's gonna look
generic like everything else does in Ocean City.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Now I heard they're shutting it down and they're gonna
build wind turbines where it is now.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I see before that just put up just pink all
the windmills right there on the border. We'll just cutting
up seagulls. That's news. What about sports? Rams beat the Vikings.
How about that thirty to twenty last night and Thursday
night football Eagles Bengals. That's gonna be one o'clock on Sunday,
six Ers Raptors. That's gonna be tonight Game one of
the World Series. Yankees Dodgers, that's gonna be this evening

(07:46):
and tomorrow Flyers take on the Wild. Also, this school
can't catch break. Two former Penn State football players are
facing felony rake charges. Keevon Allen Key and Jamil James Lyons,
both nineteen, are accused of raping a seventeen year old
at their student on campus apartment. Uh, there you go.

(08:10):
That's news, that's sports. It really was a bummer of
a Friday news. Sunny today. That's good.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
I have sixty seven clouds tonight open at fifty tomorrow
four year Saturday sonny again high up to seventy forty
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Speaker 1 (08:31):
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(08:53):
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Speaker 3 (09:11):
One Hunchred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Shows. One Hunch of point seven z EXL Sour
Jerseys rock stations, the XL More Show. Yeah, the days
of calling radio stations they're over. These talkback things are
pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
It is. I gotta give iHeart a lot of credit.
This is awesome. So you go to uh the iHeartRadio app.
iHeartRadio app. You search WCXL. You'll see a red microphone button.
You leave us a message and it will play it. Yeah,
like your wife was texting the other day, I was like,
you gotta get this into talk. Got a message, great
text and you and I jump on. And now I'm

(09:46):
taking pictures of things that are going on in my house.
I'm like, yeah, I know what you're saying, Like the
toilet paper roll. You gotta the toilet paper roll. I
was talking about no one in my family knows how
to close cabinet doors. And what did I do. I
walked in after talking about it, right walking in to
the house. But I took pictures like a crime scene
and sent them to you and said, look, cabinet doors open.

(10:06):
There's half a coffee mug is on the counter. Creamer's
just next to the coffee pot that's half filled. Yeah,
it's a real struggle. Yeah, personal problems, I sink. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Uh, you were talking about dreams the other night you had.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
I had a dream it was Chevy Chase. So it
was a weird dream. It was Chevy Chase hosting the
VMA's and he was only making it was real. It
was now, it was it was it was twenty twenty four.
He was only making jokes about Kurt Cobain, which was
making Courtney Love, who was in the audience, cry. You
didn't figure out nothing popped up about that? Huh? Like

(10:46):
what that means? Yeah, like you were watching you're watching something.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I was sleeping in my car before a class at
community college, and uh the station was interviewing Dave from
Wendy's and I remember I Thomas.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, in my dream I met date like you know,
cause I had you know, it's playing and everything and
so well, when I I sleep at night, I listened
to like historical podcasts, like you know, things like last
Night was the uh the basis of the Civil War,
like the real in depth stuff. So I'll uh, sometimes
I'll dream about that stuff. Yeah you're a general man,
that's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, yeah, you guys

(11:20):
are talking about dreams.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I had a dream the other night I was banking
Judge's mom and when I woke.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Up, there was a used condom.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Little Okay, why does that guy call about your mom constantly?
Your mom is a lovely human being. I was looking
at her the other night we uh we went to
the diner, met her and the kids. My wife was
out doing some stuff. I'm looking at her. I'm like, wow,
she ever heard the horrific things that were said about
her on.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
This radio station? Like I don't know if she's got
a kick at her. Like this guy banging my mom
callt him on the.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Ball again and like he has this heart on for
your literally for your mom. Which, by the way, this
donner I went to, they have a lot of selections.
I got the barbecue ribs and they were pretty freaking fantastic. Man,
that's that's dice.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
I know it from a diner so too. We think
about this all the time because we almost do it
every morning.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
This guy's talking. We were talking about people walking in
the road. This guy was all in black the other night,
like straddling the line all the time in the black
horse bike. You're gonna hit somebody.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Man, I agree with you about people walking at night
with black on How many people are going to die
before they figure out to wear something reflective?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
So yesterday I'm driving there's a guy in a wheelchair
on the road. Right, he gets to the intersection, he stops, like,
you're in the corner. Yeah, because there's no sidewalk where
he's trying to like, no, I'm talking a wheelchair. And
the guy didn't look like he was in any condition
to really think he was stuck there on the corner.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
He needed to get somewhere. Yeah, there was no sidewalk.
So he's flipping out, yelling, screaming at nobody. There's no sidewalk.
I'm like, oh, man, you left the house at a wheelchair.
That's that's where are you wheeling too? There's nothing in
the area.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
One.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's somebody who needed to get somewhere real way, you
need to slobbly the liquor store. I was thinking about that.
You should have picked him up.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah, I thought about it too, but I don't know.
He's screaming out of his mind. It might be crazy,
but that's all we got for the talkbacks. But you
can always jump on.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
We love him.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Please over the weekend, give us some talkbacks. So good
talkbacks on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
iHeartRadio app search WZXL red microphone button. Give us a
talk back, no matter how dumb, no matter how great,
we'll play it.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
You know your wife's screaming at you. Just hit the
microphone button. You're all that magical. Yeah, come on, man,
we'll love it. You're at a bar, great cover band.
Hit the microphone button. I want to hear a good
cover of Take on Me. You're jumping up and down
right the trench coat on and hear your phone comes
out and they see your recording like rerun, they throw
you out of the show.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Rerun at the Doobie Brother's concert on What's Happening. Look
we get back. We'll knock out some rock news. Do
and Scottie rock news. There's some rock news for you.

(14:03):
Yoko Ona, she's got to be in her mid eighties now,
she's old. Old she I think she had like ten
years on John. She don't cause some problems. Well, I
guess a new book claims Yoko Ono, which I guess
she was interviewed for this book. She claims that she
knew that John was in danger if he was in

(14:26):
New York City, and she said that, uh, I knew
he was in danger, and we should have removed her
from New York City before he got killed. Then why
didn't you? Yeah, what kind of danger? The guy's like, hey,
by the way, I'm gonna shoot John today. No, I mean, look,
he was a celebrity, and he was an outspoken celebrity.
You're always so he's always in danger. That guy. Look,

(14:46):
the guy was crazy. The guy has shot him. What
was that, Mark David Chapman. That was nuts, you know,
And so you know of course this, you know, he
shot John Lennon out in front of the Dakota in
New York City apartment building. And and it's creepy because
a couple hours earlier there's photos of of the killer

(15:06):
Mark David Chatman signing or John Lennon's signing like a
record for him. Yeah, unless it's.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
A minute before and he goes by the way, yo, go,
I've got a gun here in my pocket. I'm going
to walk up to John now and shoot him and
she doesn't say anything, but.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
I mean, and Yogo made a good point. She's like, look,
you know, I tried to get John out of New
York as much as I can, but he's eventually always
going to come back. So you know, what am I?
What am I supposed to do? And you know it
eventually took his life, which is sad man. And I've
talked to people. I was December eighth, eighty yees, so okay,
I don't know. I was like six months old, eight

(15:43):
months old, so I have no recollection of it. But
I talked to people, especially guys who were like were
but in college and stuff. Dude, it was like the
world stopped for a moment, yeah, because it was like
a guy from the Beatles, didn't they break into Monday
Night Football with that announcement? Yeah, cause John Lennon used
to pop in uh to uh to the Monday night broadcast.

(16:05):
Cool and so he had he had it sparked a
relationship with Howard Cosell, and so Howard Cosell on Monday
Night Football broke the news so that John Lennon was dead.
So yeah, like it honestly, the world stopped for you know,
for for a moment right there when that happened. Same thing,
I guess I could say, because I remember Clear's day

(16:26):
where I was when I could MTV, Kurt Loder broke
into MTV to say that Kurt Cobain had died, and
and I wasn't a huge grunge fan, but it was
like it was a guy. You know, I was fourteen,
so it was like a guy who was kind of
close to my age. And I'm like and I'm like, man,
like wow, like okay, like that. It's kind of shocking.

(16:48):
You know, he's a big famous guy and you think
you're famous and you got everything, and all of a sudden,
you know, dude's dead.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
And we didn't hear about. Like, I don't know, it
was a big deal when somebody like that died back then.
Now it just seems like it happens all the time.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You know what. Another one, I remember exactly where I
was to Robin Williams. I remember sitting I was my
I had my my aunt and uncle were in from
Ohio and we were having lunch at my mom's house
in Ocean City and we're sitting around the dining room
table and it came across like TMZ popped it up
on my phone and I said it and no one

(17:21):
believed it because you're like, like, how would Robin Williams
die like, you know, like like they'd like you know,
and then to come out and and be like, well
it was suicide. You're like, what, that's nuts. Yeah, I
don't know. It's depressing. Friday. I know I was where
where that Liam kid from One Direction died. I remember

(17:41):
I was sitting here with you when I heard about that. Well,
how about I mean, I'm sure he was big for you.
But he called me.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah, we all got together. I remember he called me
on my house individual Uh. Yeah, we all met at
the Golden Nugget Man hung out a little bit.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I remember he called me, not the Golden Casino, the
Golden Nugget, the dirt bag restaurant in Tansborn, Great Wings,
So I remember, yeah, I remember being on the phone
in the kitchen. Was I filled the corded phones man? Uh?
Joe Walsh has detailed the challenges that come with playing
at the Spear in Las Vegas.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
And and I get what he's saying. He said, because
there's so many speakers and it's a it's a spear
it's incredibly hard to play and hear yourself. So he said,
there's like three of you playing and you don't know
which one you are. Oh wow, yeah, I imagine it
bounces all around. And so what he said is now

(18:34):
they had to make these special ear monitors for them
so they can only hear their feet because if not,
he said he would play, it would bounce around and
then would come back to him. And he's like, is
that me right now or is that me from a
second ago? Guys wearing ear muffs yet, so they have
football almos all. So he said, they figured it out

(18:56):
and you know they're killing it now at the sphere,
even though I hate I love Joe Walsh, He's the
cool part of the Eagles, but I hate the Eagles.
Poor sound guys walking around drest all in black.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
He has that iPad and he's justin the levels, like,
I don't even know what's playing right now.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Stevie Nicks said that Herr and Lindsay Buckingham are completely
done now. I don't know if you know the history
of Fleetwood Mac. She say she's come out and said
there's not gonna be no more Fleetwood Mac. It's just
not gonna happen. After Christine mcvie's death. She said that
I gave Lindsey Buckingham, which was her former I don't

(19:32):
know if they were ever married, it was definitely her
former boyfriend. That's how I got the album rumors. It
was such an intense album because it was about their breakup.
She said, I gave him three million chances, three hundred
million chances, and he just kind of threw it all away.
So she said that the last time I saw Lindsey

(19:54):
Buckingham was at Christine mcvie's celebration of Life's like, is
that what we call funerals now?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah? And so she said, we spoke for a little bit,
but that's it. There's a you know, there's not going
to be some type of Fleetwood mac reunion because she's
had it with Lindsay Buckingham. Apparently Lindsay can be a
real dick and she's just tired of it. And Stevie
Nicks at this point is a bigger star than Lindsay Buckingham.
Right Like, if I if I even showed you Lindsey Buckingham,

(20:22):
would you know who he was? But you know, Stevie
Nicks a little bit. Yeah, maybe I get her mixed
with Leada Ford, like I'll be like, I'll be honest
with you. Stevie Nicks was seventy five. She just was
the musical guest on Saturday Night Line. Wow. Like she's
still doing it and doing it.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
She just did sold out shows with Billy Joel Holiday
road Man. That's and that's it. And I think that's
where a lot of the the a lot of the
fighting from Lindsay comes from. Because he wanted that big
solo career. Yeah, and he only got the and and
no one knows that's him. He did the song for

(21:03):
vacation great right Holiday ro Jersey. I feel like maybe
he's emasculated by that. I'm not gonna say she has
a problem yet, but I can see it creeping up.
And I got to keep an eye on this. My

(21:24):
wife is starting to dabble in online gambling. I respect
her more than I ever have in my entire life.
So she got some. So so her brother does it,
and I guess she turned he turned her onto it,
and so now she is a betting on sports. This

(21:47):
is so sexy. Yeah yeah, yeah, and more mainly than
you are. But here's the thing. She comes to me,
and by the way, I gave her the worst advice
because I said, go all Vikings last night. Yeah yeah,
because the Rams suck who knew the Rams would would
beat up on the Vikings I had. I had PITT
last night because college football is every night. I had
pitt last night.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
I had Florida International something two nights ago against Middle
Tennessee because I want something to better.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Last night, you know she uh, you know, she's we're
eating dinner. She she's hanging out and she's asking me
all these questions about the football games this week. And
it was weekend and so I'm telling her you know
this that, and she she apparently got some some credit,
Like I guess when you sign up for these things,
you get some credit. Yeah, and she was able to

(22:38):
turn that credit into like one hundred bucks. Yes, you
were always want to just understand you were always going
to give it back, so he never cashed out and
buy anything of worth. Okay. I think if I have
it right once again, and I'm sure she'll give us
a talk back on this, because if I get it wrong,
I think she won three hundred. Okay, she won three,
but then put back another two hundred right right, Wait, wait,
are we still up one? Or we're still up one?

(22:59):
Okay for one hundred? Yeah, So now she's playing with
the one hundred. Yep, all right? And so uh so
I said, though, right, you know, she's she's you know,
going rattling off teams and stuff, and I'm like, all right,
this team that, this team that, and uh and, like
I said, gave her real bad advice because I go you.
I said, put everything against the Rams because the Rams
are a fire sale right now. And then the Rams

(23:20):
decided to Stafford, who's ninety seven years old through four touchdowns.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Now, listen, don't take this personally, but I'm going to
put her on my thread every weekend I do with
the boys. And uh so, I'll be texting back and
forth with her because I get college picks here. I
know nothing about college football play. I got a buddy
who's pretty good. Now, in the world of gambling, you're
not ninety percent. You're about sixty sixty five percent gambling.
That's where you're always going to live. Right out of

(23:46):
ten year, you might win sixty. The way it's when
you load up on the right one is how you win.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Now, the way the way I said it to her
was said, look, okay, you know, with the world of
inflation right now, you know everybody's watching their money. I said,
if you keep with the free money, I'm cool, but
I don't want to start loading our money into this.
That's never not gonna happen. It's gonna happen. She also,

(24:11):
we're talking sports, right, we're going and she's she she's
putting her bets in right, So it's a it's a
she's big into the parlays right now. Parlays are fun.
Now plays a fun. Yeah, because you laid ten, you
pick four teams, you can win like one hundred and
one hundred and eighty whatever that is. So she's big
on the parlays. But what concerns me is, as we're
sitting there, my phone was charging where she was sitting,

(24:35):
so I went over to my phone to go look
at something, and I noticed that after we were done
talking sports, she's now online gambling, like online gambling like
not sports. No, I don't trust I don't I don't know.
I don't think I trust that. I was like, oh no,
I was like, we may have awoken a beast. Yeah,
I've done that a few times we're on board. During

(24:56):
the day, I'll just play blackjack and it doesn't really
work out well for me. Now I do know people
that do. I know a guy who does online poker,
and that's that's his that's his life. Man, Like he
wins money and you lose money too. Well, you're always
gonna know. You gotta know that you're always gonna give
some back. Well de Niro said it. You got to
keep them in. The longer they play, the more they're
gonna lose. It's just it's just what's gonna happen. Remember

(25:16):
remember he had the whaling and they made sure that
the plane didn't take off so he could spend another night.
And that's when the guy put back all the money
in casino.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Now it is fun because it's gonna make that game.
Like I said, I'm watching college football on a Wednesday night.
My kids come in, who win?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I tell them? I tell them the points spread. They
get it. That's what the great comedian Already Lang always
had a great joke where he goes, I'll never not
gamble because it makes a Indiana Pacers game on a
Tuesday night exciting. Bro I was.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
I was spent in the w NBA, the New York
Liberty who ended up winning the w NBA Championship. They
were covering spreads the matter what it is. I know
guys who will do it in the middle of the night.
They'll pick up soccer games like overseas because.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
There's something to do.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Ud.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I know guys who bet on cricket and gambling is
the it's so much fun. My wife knows I do
it too, Listen, I mean don't. And that's you know.
I think that's why people like fantasy football. That's why
people like those block pools for the Super Bowl because
it is exciting. Man, It's like playing the lottery. Yeah,
it's a thrill, man, you know. But but yeah, so
we gotta, you know, we got to make sure we

(26:17):
we we you know, we pumped the brakes every now
and then, and we keep this under control because I
like my life and I don't want to have to
be destitute. Because she decided to do a parlay on
Cooper Cup.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Ye, I'll get up in the middle of the night
to go take a pie. Right, So what I do
is I bring my phone with me and I use
it as a flashlight. Son, I'll step on the dog,
but I also check the sports score because a lot
of times I'm not up to like, yeah, you know,
so I checked. I checked pit last night. I had
pitt minus five. I woke up they were up like
seventeen three at the first quarter. I'm like, okay, go
back to sleep, dude. It's a thrill.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Pittsburgh last night had three pick sixes.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah, they had two in the first quarter. Yeah, I
saw none of it. Again, I just think it so, dude.
They have three linebackers. All three linebackers had to pick
six I wont fifty dollars last night while I sleeping,
So that's gonna be interesting. How she like how much
she bets, Like I used to do ten and fifteen
dollars and my boys still do. I'm up to fifty
and one hundred dollars a game.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Okay. So she said that to me. She was doing
a parlay and she's like, how much should I do?
And I said fifty, Well, not on a parlay. Parley
is a sucker bet. And then she goes wrong and
she goes she goes what and like that. That's where
she's like, She's like, I was going to do ten yes,
And I was like no, this is this is guarantee.
It might have not been a parlay. I was like,
this is a this is a it's a lock. You
got locks. It's a lot, got you. It's a lot.

(27:38):
Just like last night the Viking's supposed to beat the rams. Yeah,
that's a lot. Lock lock it down, Lock it down.
So if yeah, if if I come in and I
have a broken knee, cat, it's because she didn't pay.
She didn't pay the booky.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Look, I got a overnight's day and Excel South Jersey's
rock station. And there's the exit more show. All right,
I'm gonna explain why we got the second dog, dude.
And when I reached out to you yesterday, your response
of Jesus Christ, dude, I felt it ring through my body.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Dude, I'm not gonna say anything. I love you, I
love your wife, I love your family. But you made
such a horrific mistake yesterday. You you a year ago
you got a new dog, and all you did was
complain about having a new dog. And you actually said
on this radio program that if he disappeared tomorrow, it

(28:32):
would be the greatest thing in my life.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
I said three days that, Yeah, in front of the neighbors.
I said, if I could clip, if I could clip
my heels together and say I never met the dog,
we never had a dog. I'd be fine with it
because life was really easy without a dog. And then
I watched you yesterday on the video of him jumping
around with the kids. I mean, come on, it's got
to warm your heart.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
No, it doesn't, because I see the irresponsibility of what
you did yesterday. And you got a second dog, and
I'm like, what, like, what are you doing? See when
we got the we were dog free, right we were.
It was perfect. And it's great, dude, I'm dog free
right now. I I have a bearded lizard. That's it.
That's my that's that's that's it, dude. I gotta give

(29:12):
him worms every three days. I go with the I
go with the flow of my family. And here's the thing.
If my wife brings it up, wife's fault. We were
we were dog free. She starts looking up these dogs
and the problem. She saw some website, she saw some
Pinterest site, she saw something that the broad's watch. She
saw a video on TikTok, and she wanted a second dog.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
So the first dog we reach out right, We're talking
to the guy, going back and forth. We decide we're
not gonna do it, and then I get the text saying, hey,
we're just gonna do a meet greet with the dog.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I'm like, okay, we're gonna put We're gonna get the dog.
So let's Joe prepare to get the dog. So we
get the one dog. Now this dog has a ton
of energy, and we're like, okay, uh, maybe you could
use a friend. I never would have pulled the trigger
myself because I don't do that at my family. My
wife makes these calls and she was adam and about
this dumb dog. So yesterday we're going back back and forth.
The last week, she finds this dog onlines. Cute little

(30:03):
dog fits the whole criteria we're looking for the size
and everything else doesn't. Shed's got the poodle in it,
Bernie's mountain dog whatever. So yesterday we're going back and forth.
I said, if we're gonna do this, you have nothing
going on, you can cancel you you can skip out
of work, you don't have any lunches, just call out
of work. I'm home. If we're going to do this,
let's just gobble on the line for the stupid new dog.

(30:23):
I said, let you know, the dog's name is stupid.
I said, let's just go and do it today. And
we did it, and we brought him home last night.
Now you forget, this one's a lot younger than the
first one we got. So you know, if your first
was only a year old, there's the whining that goes
on at night, and first with that last night, and
you still haven't got your other dog neoter.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Oh we got to now. By the way, he humps.
And now the little guy humps. Dude, dog is six
eight weeks old. I'll be honest. Irresponsible it's already starting
to hump. Irresponsible is what that was yesterday.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
And you got it from both sides because it was
me and heavy handed Dennis on the text ad and
we both came at you pretty hard.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
See to me, if we're if we're going no dog
to dog, big responsibility, this one here, you open the door.
Once we get through the training process, you.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Open the door.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
They both go at, they both come in, You feed
both of them. Me, it's not that big of a deal.
Set your dog your didn't your dog doesn't he attack
your mother.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm hoping this one doesn't bite mom and draw blood. Okay, yeah,
oh yeah, I hate man. This is on you. This
is this is have fun with that. Last night, she's
picking them up for it. I'm leaving for work.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
She's taking them outside to go to the bathroom. I'm like,
all right, this is this is where we're baby dude. Yeah, yeah,
it really is.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
It is. That's that's what it's a big responsibility. Is
so freaking cool though, man, it is pretty awesome. No,
it's not you. You can tell yourself. You can tell
yourself that all day long.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Now, we got to come up with a name for it.
We don't even have a name for this dog yet. Yeah,
you know what, hopefully it's called homeless. You can't get outside.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
I hate man. This is like I said, have fun
going on vacations. We have no dog. And it was
close the door the weekend and that's it. You just go.
There's no messes in the house. You don't have to
worry about buying dog food. It's great, right.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Like with the video though, of him meeting the other dog,
the tails are wagging too that.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
I mean it's his best friend. I mean I can
find a video like that on TikTok. In a second.
This is why they rent dogs for weekends. Yeah, like, okay,
so you've never seen two dogs meet before.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
I dude, he's jumping around with the kid in the yard.
They level, and then my one kid went to go
play video games and the other guy his homework done.
I'm like, well that they're done too. They don't want
anything to do with it.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
But that that ended pretty quickly. Yeah, oh boy, oh boy,
bullet I think bullet.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Is my favorite.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
We're gonna bullet bear, and we're thinking of names for
the dogs. Yeah, it's gotta be go with a be
mistake because we have that.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, we can bag. We'll knock out some trash. There's
some trash for you. Apparently, Jamie Fox has a new
Netflix special, comedy Specially. He's back to doing comedy and
uh he he's taking shots at Diddy. Yeah, it's gonna
be easy. It's an easy target now. Yeah, that's they

(33:14):
call it low hanging fruit. Earlier this month, videographer, producer,
and director Joke no joke is that a real name? Joke?
No joke, choke, no joke, choke, no joan. He told
Comedy Height that Jamie Fox says did he was responsible,
and that he was the one who called the FBI
last week celebrity security guard big homie, where are we

(33:36):
in life? So I don't think these are credible. Sources
told uh a news site that he knew Combs poison
Fox losesome boy about all this. Okay, so do you do?
You do? You want to put your tinfoil hat on?
So now what they're saying, remember about a year ago,

(33:56):
Jamie Fox went a wall for like six months and
no one knew what was happening, and it came out
that he almost died. Yep, they're saying that he had
stuff on Didty and Diddy was the one that druggle Wow,
and he almost died because of it because he was
because he was supposed to die right right.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Well, now I heard this Liam kid from one direction
was supposed to be like a major witness to.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Carry Garcia was here on Monday. I read that online
somewhere else too, so so that that this kid Liam
may have had some stuff on Diddy. And then Diddy's
people they were like, all right, well, here's a balcony
and you're going over h Keith Urban. This is I
don't know if I could handle this So he's married
to Nicole Kidton, very talented and pretty Nicole Kidman. She's

(34:39):
in a new movie where she's getting railed constantly, like
it's like hardcore sexy. Yeah, he said. In the movie
is called baby Girl. He said he deals with it
because he thinks it's art. He supports her work. I
like the panted picture tonight with my wife. Then yeah,
so uh, he said, it's got to be tough, man.

(35:03):
He said, he just you know, he just he knows
it's her job. But like, apparently this movie is just
very graphic sex. So yeah, I don't know, man, no
stunt doubles of the actual you know, the pound. I
don't want it. You don't want to watch it, right
if it's your wife, like, you can't watch you.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Now, Like even though listen, I'm sure there's no penetration,
I get it. But even if she has her top
wall but she's pretending to like it, he's still got
that visual man who wants to art.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
To man, that's tough to watch. Yeah. Uh, did you
are you're a big fan of the Grizzlies? They were
I guess they had a reality show and the dad
Uh he he went to jail for.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
A big tax of Asians, like a Mountain show or
something sounds like that.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
I think it's a gay guy. I think it's a
gay guy as a family.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Oh that one, yeah, yeah, I got I gotta. I
think it was called gay guy with a family. Don't
ruin the ending. I haven't recorded.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
So apparently even in jail, he's getting in trouble. So
he's doing some some federal prison time. Todd Grizzly is
his name. He was doing a lot of work at
the prison chapel but then got fired. I didn't know
you could get fired from something in prison. He got
fired from his job at the prison chapel for talking
too much. Oh it's a quiet time, man. Yeah, I
got a year and you're in your church. You got

(36:14):
me quiet? Can you remember Ken Jong? You know chaoso
Cold from the hangover? Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
But he's greating a hangover theybe he's a dune show
where he's jumping around stage and singing at lose his.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Credibility where oh he's one of the judges, is one
of the judges.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
On that half.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
I thought he was great in the hangover. Now he
was good in community, which was a very funny stickhop. Well,
Ken Jong, he was honored with his own star on
the Hollywood Walk of Fame the other day. Robin, oh, boy,
you know your career is tanking. The person who gave
him the star or like like was the guy who,

(36:54):
like you know, was on the mic and saying, like,
what a great guy Ken John was Robin Thick? How
does this guy do anything? He has one song. It's
a great song, don't get me wrong. So Robin Thick,
you know, the son of Allen Uh, singer of Blurred Lines.

(37:15):
And I guess he's on that stupid show too, that
mass singer.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
You should have had the whole cast of The Hangover
come up, man, that would have been a great move.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Denzel Washington let a little of his anger side come
out this week over eager fans and photographers. Wednesday night
outside the Museum of Modern Art, fans converged on the actor.
Denzel seemingly told the crowd to be more respectful and
wait patiently while he took pictures inside autographs. He's the greatest,

(37:42):
the equalizer man. Those movies, oh, those great movies. Yeh
training day yo, yea, yeah, Denzel does no wrong. One
of my favorites, to be honest with you, one of
my favorite acts. And you go back to man, you
watch like Malcolm X, He's he's so good and Hurricane
like the dude fantastic. Oh that movie where he's a

(38:02):
drunk pilot. Oh dude, he flies upside. I don't know
the plane could do that.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Well.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Apparently in his drunk state, he knew that.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
That should have been like Top Gun two and a
half where Denzel's a pilot.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Martha Stewart's been in the news, she said, I guess.
She has a new documentary coming out called Martha, and
she talks about her time in jail back in two
thousand and four, including a twenty four hour solitary with
no food or water. She claimed it was because she
touched a guard in passing, and it's a big no
no when you're in jail. So apparently she was thrown

(38:34):
into what they got. The whole is what they call.
Oh was this Martha Stewart or the Stewart She had
to go in the hot box? Yeah, because she touched
a guard. I'm not allowed touch a guard. That's grandmam man. Dude,
do you know how nice the whole looked after she left.
There was flowers, it was there was curtains, it was beautiful.
There you go some trash for it, you know.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
One hundred point seven's the XL South Jersey's rock stations,
the XL Morning Shower, work Force Employer the Day.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Good morning, yo, guys, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
What's going on with you? Buddy? Let's chat man? What's
your name?

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Carvel?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Hey Gus? Where are you calling from? The Carvel cake guy?
Us Gus who delivers Carvel ice creams.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
I am right down the street from you, guys. I'm
the acting and vent and the recont see your building.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Ah nice, nice? You're loading up a good old ice
cream cakes. Now what's the I guess we're gearing up
maybe some some Halloween parties. You have some pumpkin cakes
or something. Yes, we got pumpkin cakes, their ice creams,
their ice cred cakes cakes.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Tomorrow for Thanksgiving that start out.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
But they're all ice cream, right. They just look like
a pumpkin. That's what it is.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Yep, exactly.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
People don't. There's no like turkey cakes right or Thanksgiving?
Yes there is.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Yeah, I got turkey cakes are coming out today?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Really from the commercial? I remember, did you just have one.
It was the face of a pilgrim.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Uh gee, I remember the Channel nine and a Channel
eleven commercial.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Hip. Yeah, I was gonna say that's that's I go
back to w W O R H those old commercials because
that was what it was. A whale, right whale and
the cookie pus cookie puss. Yeah yeah, man, I just
got away with a puss. I guess that's all right,
Carville oh man. All right, Gus, We love you, buddy,
yeah you uh yeah, yeah. Every now and then you'll

(40:17):
drop off some some ice cream cakes here to the studio.
We love it.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
I could do it, guys. I could be there once
I'm done with a store.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
You got yeah, it's yeah, yeah, you know, no you
you you, you get the work. You do what you
gotta do. But we're gonna hook you up with an
overnight stay at Ocean and fifty bucks to dinner. All right.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
I love Ocean, Thanks guys. I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I enjoy it, Gus. Hey, Gus, we appreciate it, man.
Uh so, where are you headed to next after the
ACME and Ventnor bring it te? I love that's my spot, baby. Yeah.
So what okay?

Speaker 4 (40:49):
All right?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
So Gus, what kind of ice cream cakes they eating?
And brigantine wind mills. They look like wind mills. They
look like they're doing, don't they wind mills? No?

Speaker 4 (41:00):
No, that's not not yet. Good time time.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
It would be a fun to screw you, to put
some awful things together.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
You know that hell okay has carvel ever like pitched
an idea and it just didn't work.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
I don't know a lot of that stuff. Like again,
going back to the old commercials, echoes, back to like
you had the franchises. You know, they're they're going.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
I'm like, oh yeah, I don't say yeah, you're you're right, man,
But like I mean maybe like there was an OJ
cake once and it was like, oh that one, that
one didn't end? Well, can I get a Can I
get a custom cake?

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Done a lone glove for OJ's.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Away fro kick and the cold but it's filled with
red stuffside?

Speaker 4 (41:40):
All right?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
That was cool when you got around the neck. It
took it too far. You Why would you say something
like that is awful? Can you imagine? Yeah? The cake
is you cut her head? That's that's awful. That's Friday man.
All right, Well guys, don't quit. Uh you got an
overnight stay at Ocean and fifty bucks to spend for dinner.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Right, glove would be cool. The black glove cake, that
would be pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Uh, you could do the white bronco. You could do
the glove have a lot of fun with this face,
just of oj would be kind of cool. I Diddy cake.
Oh no, you don't want to do it. You don't
touch that. Don't touch that one, all right, Gus, you
stay on hold, all right, thank god. Carvelle ice cream cakes.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Man.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
I remember the commercials growing up. Yeah, man, and you
know they were still around. I don't see the commercials anymore.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Man, he's uh, you know a couple events we've had.
He stopped out and said hi, and uh yeah, just
delivering those ice cream cakes. Making sure the kid's birthdays
are always happy. That's what it is. I haven't had
a good do I have an eat cake years, but
a good old ice cream cake. Yeah, they're legit, man.
He gave us one out. Oh yeah, man, years. He'll
drop he's a dude, he's a good guy. He'll drop

(42:48):
them off to the studio for you know, some of
the people at work here'll drop them off for us. Yeah, man,
the best of both worlds. Ice cream and cake can
kind of go together. I'll tell you what, man would
two things. Growing up, there was carvel and then there
was Basking Robbins thirty flavors. Yeah, there was a bad
I remember because my parents would go to the same
restaurant every Friday night, and two doors down was a

(43:13):
Basking Robbins. So so they would take us out to
eat and then afterwards we'd get some basket robin. Look
at all at your beach house and no, you're sitting. No,
this was we're on your boat. We're on your boat.
This was in beautiful Gloucester Township, New Jersey, on the
Blackwood Clement And Road. It was right next to a kmart.

(43:35):
It was before you went to.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Your beach house and got on your boat. We wouldn't
go to the beach house till Saturday.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
This was Friday night. My bad dude, it was. I'll
tell you what. It was a badass Friday night. When
I was a kid, my parents went to the restaurant
called Gatato's. Next door was a radio shack. So then
what there was always a wait, So I would go
to radio shack and walk around. Was exactly what you're
talking about. Yeah, but dude, then it was a video
rentals door next to that. So then after dinner we'd

(44:03):
read videos and then go to the basket rob.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
My Friday night, my dad would jump on his Harley
Davison Apple work. He would come home Sunday morning and
then fight with my mom all day. We had two
different line little different, yeah, a little different. That's why
a while let's see Incredible Hulk Coops of Hazard, Falcon
Crested Dallas.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Dallas, Dallas ended up Friday nights for different childhoods we had.
We watched the same shows. Look we get back, We'll
do some headlines on seven XL, that Jersey's rock station.
Who was Jojo Scotti? What does the XL Morning Show.
I don't know what happened, and I can make up

(44:42):
a story in my head. But I was in a
parking lot yesterday and I pull up and the car
that's the kind of adjacent to me, that's like that
we're almost hood the hood. I look at their windshield
and it looks like four gunshots not even kidding or

(45:03):
have hit the windshield to the point where like there's
four huge cracks, four distinctive huge cracks to the point
where I don't think you can like it's the car
is not drivable, right, this is Yeah, I'm surprised people
and maybe they do get pulled over for I've gotten
pulled over for a crack windshield before. Like it is
it's a thing like they can do that. There was

(45:26):
no way you could drive safely, right, And like I said,
it looked like four gunshot four bullet holes, and then
it had spidered out on each one. And I look
him like what, Like I'm trying to put together the story, right,
there's no one near the car. As I get out
to go into the store, I go, what could have
happened here? Yeah, because you're not just getting four things
Like I had a date on my windshield and this

(45:47):
was either I ordered the kid and it was supposed
to come, and it came the next day, and I
go out there and I guess in the night before
it's spider. So I didn't catch it in time. But
I have one thing. You can see where it started.
So this is like either a drug deal going wrong
or a angry ex girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Right, No, okay, it could be a hammer tap. I
was talking about that. If I was gonna screw somebody
my window with a hammer. It was four distinct hits
to the windshield. Like this wasn't just unless he was
behind a truck that was throwing rocks off the back
of it. There's no way this happens. This is this
is something intentional. So like I'm making up a story

(46:24):
in my head of like what happened here, right, And
it was like.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
You know, whatever he the car is, I don't know,
like a fifteen year old car. It wasn't like it
was a nice car. And so I'm like, all right,
maybe some kids, you know. So I go into the store,
I get my Halloween decorations and I come back out.
There's two kids in the car and they're driving away,
and I'm like I and I guess in my head,

(46:52):
I think about it. I go as a parent, I'm like,
you're gonna get pulled over, right, Yeah, you're gonna like,
there's there's no unless your house is a on the block,
you're going to as soon as a cop sees that windshield,
he's going to pull you out. Yeah, And a responsible
parent would probably help your kid out to gout and
get that fixed. Now I'm irresponsible. I had this crack
on my windshield for probably about a month. Now, Yeah,

(47:13):
I made a call to a body he might get
me in. I'll tell you, it's the least thing on
my list of things to do, and I really should
And you know what it annoys. It's annoying, that's what
it is. But it doesn't affect me. There's not wind
blowing in my hair when I'm driving my truck. When
COVID started, I had a crack going all the way
across the bottom of my windshield. Trashy may trashy it was.

(47:34):
It's a very trashy look and it was a crack
and it started on one end and it ended up
going all the way across. But it's one of those
things where it's like, man, I can spend money on
other stuff and I can deal with a crack, right,
But this was at the bottom of the windshield, so
like it didn't really bother me. But you're right, it
looks trashy. Now it's during COVID, like in the height
height of COVID. And so one day I look behind me,

(47:57):
ring me. You know, the lights come on and I'm
like huh okay, and so uh I pull over in
the whole parking lot, and the cop walks up and
and goes, uh, hey, uh I'm I'm now this is COVID.
So he's talking to me through the window being up
Oh my god, right, and he's got a mask and
it's an old thing and so he's uh he said, hey,

(48:20):
you got a cracked windshield and I said I know.
And then I dude, I used this move and it
worked perfectly. I said, I have COVID. I'm going to
get a test and he goes, have a good day.
So dude, he was like, he's like yeah, He's like,
just get just just get that fixed, please, And I
was like, never had to give him my license, my chillins,
my registration. It was like that's when COVID was going

(48:41):
to kill you. Yeah, And so I was like, nice, yeah,
we got out everything back then. But yeah, the cracked windshield, dude,
this looked like somebody shot this car with a machine gun.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
And that's a lot I'm gonna guess to two kids,
maybe golf balls.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I think that's a griend windshield. For it looked like
a girlfriend taking like a bat or a golf club.
Le oh, dude, fort and they all spidered out so
you couldn't see. Like, I don't even know how these
guys were dropped. There's no like I mean it. And
I'm like, I'm like, like guys like you just want
to ask them, Hey, man, what hey? I'm really interested

(49:21):
to know the backstory of how your windshield got this bag.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Like if my car got shot on the side, I
think I'm leaving those bullet holes. There's some street cred there.
I get that, but yeah, I don't know the windshield. Man,
you are going to be pulled over. So anything at
all you have going on in your car, understand the
CoP's gonna pull you over and see it.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
So when I used to deliver ice in the Camden,
a lot of the ice boxes were out on the outside.
It was a lot of like corner stores, you know,
one stop shops type stuff, liquor stores. They would put
the ice boxes outside and we The way it works
is the ice house I worked for, we own the

(49:58):
ice boxes, and they least them from us. They would
pay us not only for the ice, but to have
the ice box. So we were in charge of taking
care of those things. I'd go to these places in
Camden and do there'd be bullet holes in the actual
ice box, and I'm like at all. I'd go I'd
go into the the see the manager of the liquor

(50:19):
store or the one stop shop, and I'd be like, hey, dude,
what's going on. He's like, oh, yeah, guy got shot
the other day, right. I was like okay, and dude,
I'm eighteen, I'm like, what am I doing? Like why
am I here? But here's the thing, like, I can't
We can't repair a bullet hole in an ice box? Yeah,

(50:43):
up man, Yeah, it's not that you can spackle it
and then.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Call it a day. If I'm this kid, I make
up a story. Ex girlfriend caught me cheet something.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
That's what it looked like. It looked like a crazy
girlfriend hitting it with a bat, a club, something like
what you're seeing the movie du Yeah. And it was
just like so in my head, I'm just making up
my story. I'm like, what could have possibly happened? What
time were you in? This was right behind the mall
in maze lamping okay, yeah, right by the racetrack. Yeah,

(51:14):
it was right in front of a trampoline. Part we
get back, We'll do a thing called two point seven
the XL sound. Chersey's Rock Stakes the show. I saw
a pig humping a donkey yesterday. A pig, Yeah, oink oink,
pig like an actual farm man, I'm humping a donkey.
That would make an interesting baby. But you can't have

(51:35):
a bad I'm so confused, pig. Can we have a well,
I mean like we can mix dog breeds, we can't
mix a pig and a donkey a punky.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
So that would that would never happen if it actually
going through the motion would happened, I don't I don't.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Know, yeah, because I'm thinking about him, like, could they ever?
Could that ever actually be an animal? Because pigs, like
lions and tigers, can they do that? Yeah? They can?
I think so? Is that rerual?

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Handa?

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Am I gonna look that up? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:05):
It was on the way we were picking We were
going to the puppy mill yesterday to pick up the
new dog.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Yeah, which, by the way, you do the world's worst
way of getting You got another dog yesterday, and there's
there's great dogs just sitting in a shelter somewhere, and
you decide to go to a puppy mill. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
We drove three hours to the un amish guy named
Melvin seemed like he was on the up and up.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's not. He's not trying to make it.
Uh yeah, he's wet crystal dealer on the side. I've
never seen this before.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
So we pull up and there's two dogs and they're
going at it, but they don't have heads like the
chickens you see that lay the eggs. There's two dogs
are going at it. They don't have they don't have
any heads. And meanwhile I see another dog. Now that's
just dropping puppies on a conveyor belt. And they come
back and then and the woman has this sticker gun
and just sends it out and puts it the packages

(52:57):
it up.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Now, what you're referring to is my dad. My dad
worked in poultry, yeah, like factories all his life, and
it got to the point, man, where we are now
these chickens don't even have heads, real thing, and they're
just reproductive organs and they just shoot out eggs and

(53:20):
and and and that's it. Like and I remember my
dad being so you know, by the time he was
able to retire, he was so disgusted by it. It's
like it's just a factory of just these like reproductive
machines that aren't even chickens anymore.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Yeah, I mean I thought about it. I was talking
to the guy and he seemed like a pretty good guy.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
I wanted to leave there, knowing that he cares for
these animals and him cash in a bag exactly, and
he's really on the up and up.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I was like, do you like these animals? Like, oh,
I love animals. I'm like, do you really love the animals?
Hre I gonna leave here? They can do something horrific.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
So let's go back to the pig bang and the donkey. Yeah, man,
it was crazy. The pig is up on the now
the dog okay, the donkey's laying down, so the pig
is humping from behind, and the tail's kind of like
I mean, I said, listen this tails wagging back and forth.
He's loving it. But I always wanted what's the end?
Gold there? So I know the gold? What can happen?
I want to be woke in this conversation again, so

(54:11):
so excuse me if I sound non woke. These are animals.
I'm not describing people I know, but I want to
send her who is the who was the man? Who
was the woman?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
The pig was grabbed. He was from behind, so yeah,
the donkey was the woman she was. He was like
it was laying there on the floor, and the pig
was like it was like laying like a like a
donkey would lay, not on its back like a prosecutors.
It was on its belly, right, and the pig's going
at it. Yeah, but they can't actually have an animal.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
He's a sea aisle summertime, one thirty in the morning
like that, so like a big seven yeah pig.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Seven yeah like that. You know. How was the donkey
looking satisfied? I guess I don't know. The pig was
having a blast.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
But I'm like, if that ever kind of you know,
if they ever made contact, well that I guess that
wouldn't develop an animal.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
What happened, It just doesn't happen. If you could get
a punky, I'd like I would.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Yeah, now we're talking, you know, I don't know. His
place wasn't on the up and up because he was
selling them too. Now they were only one hundred dollars
half pig, half donkey. That would be a little that
would be out there a little bit.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Well, my dog just wants to play in the mud.
I got questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what if your dog
is part gig?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Everybody thanks to your causes week always welcome on the show.
Glare when you're all a part of it. Staying there,
we'll kick off a rock block. It is one hundred point.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Seven z XL Sath Jursey's Rock Stations z X on
Morning show. When you're smiling, when you're smiling, smiling, smiles
with you, and when you're eleven eleven, when the sun
comes shining through, when you're crying, you bring on their

(55:49):
end right stop the stop side. Won't you be happy? It?
Where you smiling? Keep on smiling? Who smart? Rocking out?

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Man?

Speaker 1 (56:03):
I know you guys are awesome. My love looking at
you guys on my way to work room shoot the gout. Yeah,
warming up ship and I'm like, I'm about shoo here.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
We're rocking.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Hey, thank you you got to the back. Yeah, keep
me laughing, man, you guys are great.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Good morning guys, hilario. Let me say at it.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Oh God, is it my radio or are you only
broadcasting in MANA. This is the reading DJL Like, if
you're on it, I would listen to this.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
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