TUESDAY 10-29-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
And stand above all the rest.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
And this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, yo, hey man, what's happening? Good morning to you,
Good morning everybody up early? What y'all doing out there?
So I got one thirty? Is when I got up?
Would you come into work early? I got here at
like three three thirty something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, I gotta.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I fell asleep like seven thirty, and I try not to.
I try, and I try and stay up till like nine.
I fell asleep at like seven thirty, and uh and man,
one thirty, I'm wide away.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, and there's and it's not even I'm not even.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Gonna try and go back to sleep. So I'm just
like all right, So I went. I'm unloading the dishwasher,
you know, just trying to do stuff to kill time.
Sometimes if I'm up early, man, there's like they're closing
the bed. I'll start folding a little bit. I'll give
like ten or fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
In the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I did some laundry that I did some some of that.
I fed the uh, the bearded dragon. Yeah, you know,
he was like, hey, you're up too. I was like, yeah, buddy,
cause it's Fred. But it's a girl, is it. Yeah,
well you can do that now, it's perfectly fine. We
didn't know that it was a born of girls.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
You get it. The surgery, we got the surgery. Well,
we didn't know.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
So I got this stupid bearded dragon and so they
so the kids named it Fred thinking it was a boy. Yeah,
and then it laid eggs. Oh, so it doesn't have
a penis. You didn't look underneath for a penis? I mean,
I mean, I mean, I do know. I wouldn't want
a beer. Yeah, I wouldn't know what a beard and
dragon penis looks like. They don't have little balls and
everything else. No, but it's weird because once a year
he lays eggs. But they're not fertile eggs. They're just eggs.

(02:32):
It's something that that they do.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I don't know. Yeah, it is weird. Yeah, so it's
Fred Rica. So it's Fred. We just kept it at Fred. Gotcha,
It's Fred the girl.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, everybody, it's Tuesday. We're gonna give you the keywords,
so you have a shot of Metallica tickets today. We're
also gonna find a ZXL Workforce Employee of the Day today. Yeah,
we'll have Lenny Kravitz coming to Ocean. We'll have those
tickets coming up just a little bit. Lunch point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station CX Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Good morning, youbo thang sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Here's some news foul us on a big old Tuesday,
three men were charged with the murder in the killing
of a Cumberland County Prosecutor's Office detective at her home.
Nishan mutcherson of Violent, Jared D. Brown of Bridgton, and
Richard B. Hawkins of Gloucester City are charged in the
October fifteenth shooting of Detective Sergeant Monica Mosley during a

(03:30):
home invasion at her residence.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Any relation to Sophie B. Hawkins's the old pop singer
who did Damn I wish I was?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
That's all? That's a banger song?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Is there any relation?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
And I remember, dude, I remember being in fifth grade
computer class in fifth grade and the teacher would have
the radio on and that song came on and I
realized at the moment in fifth grade that she's talking
of that, she's talking about her girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
How it was a less so yeah, damn yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
And I'm like, dude, I'm in fifth grade, you know,
playing on my Macintosh, and I'm like, I'm like, oh
my god, this is a song about it.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
This is it? Okay, it's that girl on girls stuff.
That's cool. Think I Had the KA single, Think I
Had the Casino.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Two people who have been arrested in connection with the
shooting death of a forty one year old mother of
five in South Jersey over the weekend. Forty one year
old Bonnie Hitchins. Hitchins was found Saturday morning, unresponsive with
several gunshot wounds in the passenger seat of a vehicle
parked at a convenience store on East Green Street in Millville.
She was taken to the hospital, where she was pronounced dead.
A thirty one year old man was also shot multiple

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times but survived. Eric Bundy Johnson and Francesca del Val,
both thirty four years old, are facing murder charges. The
Philadelphia District Attorney's Office is suing to hault. A political
action committee run by Elon Musk from giving away a
million dollars to register voters in swing states. The lawsuit
by the Philadelphia District Attorney allegi Musk and his America

(05:01):
Pack of trying to influence voters in the presidential election.
It comes just days after the Justice Department sent a
letter to the super pac funded by Elon Uh. He
is listed by Bloomberg News as the wealthiest person in
the world. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I think it's like a lottery or raffle.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, if you get your buddy or you register, you
like to my numbers drawn, I win a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
That sounds like a lot of fun. Boy. So yeah,
let's see the shoes on the other foot. Now, Yeah,
I don't think they like that.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, all of a sudden, the Democrats are like, but
well you're doing we do what do you stop that?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Don't do that.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
We're the only ones that are allowed to fix elections. Uh,
that's news. What about sports? Dodgers be the Yankees four
to two, they're up three to nothing in the series.
They do it again tonight six Ers Pistons. That's going
to be tomorrow, Flyers Bruins, that's going to be tonight.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Dude, I root for you.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I do.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
I do over man, I don't even want to know.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
I know you're a big New York Giants fan, right,
you grew up, well, you love the New York Giants.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's not your year now, either was last year or
the year before the year before. I know what I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
About it last night as I'm watching this game that
I have no interest in and now they're just to lose, right,
just is there.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Chancing you I could come back?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Quarterback?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
You know what the highlight Land was last night?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
I'm watching him Peyton, Bill Belichick and Lawrence Taylor on
that ESPN manicab.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
They just then all they do is goof on each other.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I'm thinking about years ago, like like, well, my dad
would sometimes watch a game, like if you liked the
team and the team was this bad, that was it.
Like at least there's football, there's fantasy football, there's there's
sports gambling. At least I could watch it on Sunday.
But if if this is your team years ago, that
was it. Man, your Sundays done. The Giants they lost
to the Steelers last night, twenty six to eighteen. There

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you go, that's news. That's Yeah, sun and clouds today,
hide to sixty eight. Clouds tonight over fifty three tomorrow
for your Wednesday sunclouds high to seventy six. It is
forty nine outside right now. We've got to give you
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Speaker 4 (07:04):
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Speaker 3 (07:04):
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Speaker 1 (07:34):
One hundred point sevens.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
The XL Sauchers is Rock Stations z XL Morning Show,
one hundred point sevens ZXL South Jersey's Rock Stations ZXL
One Show. It's the tale of two contractors that I'm
meeting with today. Oh boy, Now one is a buddy
of mine who does the work at the Brigantine house.
He's awesome, he's he's he's a little I've met him, right,
he's a little expensive, but he gets a job done

(07:57):
and I appreciate that. Yeah, and I've told my friends,
like I know him canic guy. I'm like, I don't
need a deal. Just be honest with me. If I
don't need it, don't tell me I need it. Make money,
like I want my friends to make money. Like even
even like like our Brigantine, our rental house, like neighbors
will be like, hey, can.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
We use the house?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, listen, you know we'll we'll drop the price. Or
if we're not using it, go take it. They're like, no,
you got to pay your mortgage. I'm like, I appreciate that.
I'd like to pay people just got online panks. I
know the job is done right now. The other guy
is the guy we used to do things around the backyard.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
So what I think is I think he's in the early.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Stages of being a paper put her down her like
doing fire pits and stuff. Is that.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Down there? Yeah, because like he didn't he did an
okay job.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
It was just okay job, but it's like if I
decided to do it, like I don't want to put
the effort in, but I know how to place bricks
on the ground, but you got to put the thing
underneath so they don't kind of sink, and yeah they
and all that stuff. Yeah, you put a he put
a he fixed some of the fence. He put a
gate in, but the hinges of the wrong ones are
starting to bend because of the way to the gate.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Like all right, so maybe this isn't the guy you
go with.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
But it's like I but it's not like I had
him build a deck where the deck fell, So no,
I I okay, I give him jobs to do that
nobody can get hurt, which is what I trust myself
doing around the house.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Like my wife says, why did you do the deck?
I'm like, I'm gonna do a deck.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
I've never done decks before, and someone's going to get hurt.
I have a h I had to go and order
a kickplate for my dishwasher and uh I uh I
got it, but there's no instructions on how to install it. Yeah.
So now it's that thing where I'm just gonna kind
of wing it and figure it and figure it out
on my own.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
And nobody's gonna get hurt. No one's gonna get it's
a kickplate for the bottom. It's a it's a kick
plate for the bottom.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
But there's like there's like I it looks like they're
supposed to be screws that were involved, but I was
not giving any screws, right right, Yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Maybe it just clicks in again. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I don't know. We're gonna see, we're gonna go on
this journey together. Nobody could get hurt, gonna get hurt. Yeah,
So me with the one guy because I need to
get like trim and stuff done. He does a nice job,
so he's gonna come measure now the other guy. All
I need is rock scooped up and new rock put down.
So it's like it's like dealing with a child where

(10:16):
I'm like, you want to take old rock out and
put new rock in the House of Briger team does
that thing they do down the shore where they don't
wanna they don't wanna put it on down stone. It's
old stone that you could see the the paper coming
up from underneath.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
It supposed to block the weeds to it.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
I gotta clean it the whole thing. I want the
flower beds out, the whole thing. I want it all
cleaned up. So the only thing I think he could
do the damage to home would be run into it
with whatever machine.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
This stone.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yes, that's the only thing here. Like, that's a job,
you get it. You can give it like a teenager. Yes,
Like hey man, Like I'll get you a big pile
of stone and you just have to put it in
the front yard.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
It's like, uh, it's like he's the one that's gonna
deliver the lumber, but the other guys, the ones actually
gonna put it all together. Like that's the job I'm
gonna have to. Growing up, people would have cracked seashells has.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Like a driveway. I see it. My neighbor had like
and like and I'm.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Like, like, how did our cars ever drive on?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah? Yeah, and you come to walking from the beach
you got bare feet, you know.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah. I was like, yeah, that's it. That that's that.
That's awful. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
So now I just I'm gonna point the things, the stones, stone,
you remove that with your machine without hitting anything else. Dude,
I had a stone driveway and it was it's all
especially like in the snow and stuff. It was awful. Yeah,
because you can't you can't really, you can't really shovel. No, yeah,
because you gotta shut you gotta leave a little space
because you don't want to dig up all the stone.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah, you dig down to the dirt now looks awful.
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
So yeah, I'm looking for that big river rock you know.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure it's gonna be cheap
too to get that. Oh yeah, I'm sure inflation hasn't
hit the rock the rock world yet.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Again. Something my wife will look at and say, well,
couldn't you just do that? I'm like, no, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Just gonna do that. This guy's gonna get you couldn't
do I could. I could rent the machine. I've worked
a Bob cab before. I'm actually pretty good at it.
But no, that's just not where I live anymore. I'm
not I'm not going to do that. You do that
thing where they deliver a big pile put right on
the date, that in the front of your house, and
you just dig all the stone onto the throw it
on top of the old stone. Yeah, so like talking

(12:20):
to a child, can you do this without hitting the foundation?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
With the bucket of the machine you're gonna use can
you do that?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with your buddy who uh who
does a good job. Yeah, that's the good guy there.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, that's that's that.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's that that.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, that's the guy who he hires all all the
sober guys.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Right uh yeah man. And it actually worked pretty good. Yeah,
and it's so.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, it's like right right they are, they're all cleaned up,
and am I commit I'm like I do. I have
to check and see if you stole the copper ha
ha he he you know, And then he told me
about the dark shadows they saw when they were high.
I'm like, I'm paying time on materials and you just
get back.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
He would go out for he would I'm gonna go
pick up sandwiches like no, no, no, it's time of materials.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
I'll go pick up the sandwiches. Yeah, you guys, keep
keep getting at it.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
I don't want to do year. I don't do the
two hour lunch. That's what I used to uh. I
used to go to a bar in Brigantine. It was
called the the Beach House. I believe I remember that.
It was like it was like right on the water
yep had ing night man and the old uh, the
old owner of Brady Stition I worked for it, lived
right next to it, and uh, all the guys who

(13:29):
were building Borgatta, they would all go on their lunch
break and just get plaster drunk. I'm sure they felt
like coming back and doing a knockdown job when they
got back. I don't even know how they got back
to work, but they would get plastered drunk.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well it's still stand it up, so it's half fall yet. Yeah,
look we we get back. Well, knock out some rocket.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
News here, Joe, Joe and Scottie Rocket. There's some rock
news for you.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
The Great Alice Cooper Vincent Furnier is his real name.
He's announced more tour dates for twenty twenty five. I
love this too now. I just saw Alice. He just
played Camden with Rob Zombie just about a month or
so ago, and I took.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
My little guy. It was his first concert I ever
want to.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
He loved it and.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Alice man killed it. Rob Zombie kills it too.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
I bet they're having fun together. Yeah man, you know
they got there.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
You know, Alice does his thing, you know, cuts off
his head and stuff. You know, It's like and then
they got a guillotine out there and Rob Zombie was
out there with Marilyn Manson. I bet you Marilyn Manson
seems like a dud to hang out with. Yeah, well,
they don't like so that was kind of a put
together tour and they did that tour for a couple
of years, him and Marilyn Manson, but.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
They do not love each other. They there's there's some
they're not buddies, especially after the nonsense with them.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, you know, well, here's so Alice Cooper is a
huge golfer. So he's he's added like ten tour dates
and dude, they're all in places where he can play golf.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Good. He's owed that.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
So the man put them working good for him.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
I'm not kidding. Everywhere is down south.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
It's it's so the closest to us is probably going
to be North Carolina. He's playing Trump, Darrell Dude. Yeah,
so's he's at Augusta, Georgia. That's where they have the Masters. Yeah,
he's in Cherokee, North Carolina, Greensboro, North Carolina, Mobile, Alabama, Orlando, Florida,
Fort Myers, Florida, Clearwater, Saint Augustine and Columbus, Ohio. He's

(15:34):
a snowbird dude, So he's just like, you know what,
I'll go play golf in the morning, then I'll go
cut my head off on stage and no call.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
It a deck. Like what's he dressed?

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Like?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
I mean, am I getting? I gotta get a college
shirt right now, I'm gonna get on the course.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
He's so funny when you still he got when he
got he you know, he puts his hair in a
ponytail and he dresses like a golfert there with his
white glove on.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
How about this?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yesterday Pete Townsend came out out and said The Who
isn't done yet. Looks like they're gonna do one more tour.
He said, I met with Roger Dawtry for lunch a
couple of weeks ago. We're in good form, we love
each other. We're both getting a bit creaky, but we'll
definitely do something next year. That's coming from Pete Townsend
about The Who getting back together and going out on tour. Yeah,

(16:19):
I like post post Pete Moon stuff is what I like. Well,
Pete Moon's not a person. Keith Moon was.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
I have post Keith Moon who. Yeah, Pete Moon was
his brother? Was it for real?

Speaker 3 (16:30):
I know it? I was? Uh so, And I'll be
you know, I'll be there. I'll go see the Who again,
just like with you. So I'll be your plums, just
like I do with the Rolling Stones Man every time.
If these guys keep going back out, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go see them. Uh, Billy Gibbons and zz Top,
uh they're you know, I think one of the guys, Tuesday,

(16:52):
one of the guys in zz top is dead. Oh yeah,
he died.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Uh so.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Uh. Zz Top's gonna go out and tour. But and
Billy Gibbons from zz Top is also going to do
a solo tour. So let's see here. If you want
to see Billy Gibbons from zz Top solo, you can
see him.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
At who wants this for real? Like I mean news
Eazy Top songs.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
He's just yeah, I guess he'll dose Eazy Top songs right. Yeah,
He's gonna do Borgota February eighth of next year. He'll
do Borgotta. That's gonna be a solo show. The closest
show we're gonna get for zz Top is going.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
To be hmm. It's gonna be a racetrack, isn't it. No,
not even not close Hershey's could be Hershey.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Uh no, the closest we're gonna get his Faithville, North Carolina. Yeah,
it's gonna be March twenty first. If you want to
see Zazy Top live in concert, but if you want
to see Billy Gibbons just solo, he's gonna be at
Borgatta on February eighth. There you go some rock mews
for it.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Wow, it's you the Capitol one Bank guy. That's what
they call me station right here.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
It's one hundred point seven is the XL, South Jersey's
rock station. So I had a conversation the other day
and uh, the people that I had the conversation with disagreed.
But I don't know how you can.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
So it is it politics because these people are out
of their mind.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
No, no, no, I don't talk. I don't talk religion
or politics. It's just it gets, you know, it gets
too messy.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
But my wife's.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Cousin and her husband, they were over watching football on
Sunday with us, and I think my my oldest daughter
was with us and my wife, and somehow it came
up and I said to them, that were white trash. Okay, right,

(19:03):
So I said, we're white trash now. They all looked
at me in shock and they're like, no, no, no, no,
we're not white trash, and you're not white trash. And
I said, no, no, no, we are. And I said
we may not, you may not love it, but you
got it. You got it. You gotta be honest with yourself.
We're rooted in white trash. Doesn't mean that we're white

(19:26):
trash right now, but our roots come from white trash.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
And it doesn't necessarily mean you're like you can have
a nice home and nice things, but you could still
be white trash.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Like I buy stuff from the dollar Tree, okay, makes
me white trash.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I will.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I will buy something from Amazon, switch it out with
something else I already had that broke, and then I'll send.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
It back and put inaccurate web description.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Those are things that you do. It's it's white trash. Yes,
I have a crack in my windshield that I have
no intentions at all of getting fixed in my truck.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, it's kind of trashy. It's white trash.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
You can't take that, as I said that, you can't
take this as I'm not insulting you guys, but this
is where we this is it like like this is
just it's the it's the and but I love that
I waved the flag like that's how I grew up.
And then people start piling on me like you have
many many times we're like, well, you guys had a

(20:21):
shorehouse in a boat. I did. Yeah, but we had
a white trash shorehouse and a boat.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Is that possible?

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Okay, So so my dad made money late in life.
So my dad ran a ham factory.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Me too, I started at forty six.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
So my dad ran a ham factory for the majority
of like through the entire seventies and then it wasn't
until he he almost went to jail that he got
a job and he traveled the world doing stuff you know,
based around uh poultry production and uh and that's when

(20:58):
we got some money. So that's when we uh uh
do what I say. We have a shorehouse.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
It was.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
We called it the shoe box. It was so tiny,
it was so small, and uh, my dad got a boat.
My dad liked boats. We got a boat, but we
did it in a white trashy way, like we just were.
It's Okay, Like I I I appreciate being white trash,
and I think it teaches me and it's taught me

(21:28):
how to be a better person coming up from Like look, man,
we were trashy growing up. Man, everybody like I went
to a uh and once again this is now see
this is where you're gonna make fun of me. I
went to a private high school, right, went to one
of these ritzy private high schools. He went to Cambridge
that's a private school. But I real gangster. First name

(21:51):
is Clarence. I was I love the battle you in
a rap battle. I was the trashiest kid. Get it,
like I will like like me and my buddy Pill Mike,
Pill Mike, wait trash his name is Pill Mike.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah. So we grew up where everyone grew up.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Everyone's mom was a nurse or a teacher, and the
dad was a cop or a firefighter, and we all
lived in the same house. And then I went to
high school, dude, and I saw what real money was. Dude,
have you ever seen like real money? Oh yeah, dude, yeah, Like,
like we didn't have real money like these these people
had real money, and we were the trashy kids in
this high school. Where these kids had real money, like

(22:30):
we had couples. Man, they moved to like uh like
Mullica Hill Now Mulla Gale's are a real nice spot.
And they paid They probably paid an extra I don't know,
probably forty fifty thousand dollars and we did for our
house because we're in what I call and I know
what that and that's what I call Williamstown. It's just
all trash, trash good up, it's not it's not a dig.

(22:51):
And to be honest, I'd rather hang out with trashy
people because they're more fun. Yeah, like my kid's clothes, man,
every all the neighbors kids grow like they're they're all
taller and bigger than my kid. Yeah, every one of
our clothes. We don't buy clothes anymore. It's all it's
all hand me down now. Growing up, I would be
embarrassed as a kid, But here I'm like, I don't know, man,
it's a perfectly good pair of Timberland boots. You're gonna

(23:14):
wear a buddy, I don't care who else wore them. Yeah,
well that I mean, dude, I'd like, you know, my
mom shopped at famous footwear.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, right, like you.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Know, do you have a nice house. And I think
that's what they look at. It's like you can't be
saying is it's the way you live your life. So
they were fighting me on this on this on this
battle and uh and and they were like they were
like but the look at the like like look at
your house. And I was like, yeah, but like we're
still trash, Like like I I'm.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Forty four and I have a grandson. Yeah, that's that's
that's eminem.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Trash me Like, and you had like like you had
a party the other night, but it was it was
just sausage and peppers. It was I don't know, I
want to like I have parties too. It's just it's
white trash finger foods. It's not like we're not bringing
top notch show.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
These white trash people want.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
They're exactly right, right, this is finger foods. A white
trash can that is that.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Finger foods are fun.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, finger foods are better and and like I'd much
rather go to a party that has chicken tenders right
in mozzarella sticks then go into some fancy place as caviar.
That's why I tell my wife when we get the
when we get my party catered, I said, uh, I said,
let's just do the give me the give me the
egg rolls and all the other stuff. Just I don't know,

(24:29):
it doesn't sound like white trash. Now I'm talking about
having a cater, but probably is we white trash cater
But still it's still wings and stuff like that, like
the trashy foods. Like I said, we we try and
not be white trash, but it's it's hard to.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Kick it off us.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah, because I think, especially me and you, I know,
I know how you were raised and where you were raised,
and I know how I was raised. We we were
just we were born into white trash.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
And I'm frugal, like I'm very cheap when it comes.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
To things, one hundred percent. I had we had a
Halloween party on Saturday. Everything was great value, Like I
didn't buy one name brand thing. Were you smoking marijuana
in the garage? Maybe, yes, that's kind of trashy's And
I'm trying to hide it because some of the people

(25:20):
in the house were cops.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Right, the rich people.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
They're doing lines of cocaine and they're doing much better
drugs than I am. They're doing edibles while I'm smoking
a blunt with Gary Garcia. Yeah. So yeah, so that
they they're like, yeah, you're not. And I was like, no, guys,
you're you're you're not looking at.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
The big picture.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
The big picture is we were born white trash and
this is and and and I'm okay with that and
I accept that. I'd rather be it's more fun because
it is more fun. Snobby people we don't talk to anymore.
It's because they're not fun, dude. Snobby people are rich
people aren't fun at all at all. Look, I got

(26:01):
a pair of tickets to go see Lenny Kravitz.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
He's not white trash.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Lenny Kravitz over at Ocean If you want tickets six
zero nine six seven seven hundred seven. I put my
cappuccino six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and
that was right here next to my croissant.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Well, I love, dude, I see.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
That's the That's the thing I love when I watch
these people who I know are trash and they try
and class up themselves and I'm like, they're not, Like,
stop stop trying to be classic South Jerseys.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Rock Station's e XO Sho.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
So I try to be the cool dad, but I
guess my kid is still embarrassed just because I'm a parent,
and I guess I gotta live with that. It's a
I mean, yeah, it's usually always the way Friday night
many so I forced them to play drums. He's actually
liking the drums a little bit more. I got him
in like a jazz band. Everything else he's doing stuff.
Look at him. She's smoking pot, not yet, you know,
just smoking pot playing drums. You wear sunglasses everywhere he goes,

(26:56):
and tie and slack. It's just weird. Yeah, yeah, it's
weird that he actually plays jazz but he can't get
into a jazz club. Yeah, he looks like he looks
like the cat from Opposites the track video. He's a
really super smooth guy. You know, I'm beating it. So
I go to the football game. So you do this
thing where the younger kids could go on the field
and then hang out the morning. Can I honestly say,
it's a little weird going to the football game. You're going, well, well, okay,

(27:21):
it's not a football game. It's a high school for
football game. It's a little weird that you're going to
a high school for I don't have a kid the
root for Well, I brought my little guy. Here's what
happened is is my eleven year old was playing with
the marching band at halftime. So that's why I went,
is to go see him. But I made sure to
bring my little little little guy. So I'm like, it's

(27:41):
not weird because here I am, you know, just sitting
there staring.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
You know.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
I'm like, okay, there's high school kids all over the place.
I'm like, I'm here to see the band guy. Yeah yeah,
oh oh, what what position does your kid play?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
None?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
By the way, that that football team stinks. I've been
to two Williamstown High school football games, not one, not
one touchdown. I'm like, I've never heard of Williamstown being
a big football player.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Now, I guess not. Yeah, a bunch of kids. It's
just I don't know whatever. So I go there and
I'm like, okay, so I see him before he goes
out in the field, send me a little guy go
over there, and we're like, hey, what's up man. He's
like no, no, no, no, gives me that thing with
the he puts the hand down, like pad, you're too
much attention. I'm like, hey, we're we're sitting over here, okay,
all right, all right, just leave me alone. So I
snap a quick picture.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Mom wants me to Mom wants me to video it, right,
I'm like her mom doesn't show up. No, Mom had
to stay home with the puppy. Man do puppy? Oh yeah,
she loves the puppy more than your song. She's home
with Bennett, You and Aly Bennett by himself. They won.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
So she wants me to video and I'm like, what
am I videoing you?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
He's stuck behind. It's a marching band. I'm not gonna
go out and hear him play in a snare drum.
You know how many choir videos I have on my phone. Yeah,
And it's like, well, I'm never gonna watch these again.
She's like, how's he sounds?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Like?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
When I don't know when he the drum not in beat,
I don't know. I guess I guess that was him
hitting the drum whatever. Well, I remember my son his
latter years of high school. He got into the drama
club stuff. So he was doing like plays and stuff,
and I remember going to the first one. I'm like,
all right, cool, thinking he's gonna be like in the
play A lot yeah, he's in it for like thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
He's a tree, just standing there with a tree out.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
So I drove an hour to city here to watch
him for thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
I know they really.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Should tell you, hey, listen, your kid doesn't have a
real valid part in this place. I just don't even
bother showing up. That's my parents didn't show it because
I was bad at sports. Yeah, they were like, they.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Were like, why are we gonna go see dude.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
I remember one time I struck out three times at
a baseball game and my mom, not even my dad.
My mom on the way home, she goes, you're not
really good at this. Yeah, no, honesty, man, you're fat.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
That's the one thing my dad. That's the one thing
my dad did get.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
He knew I wasn't gonna play in the football game,
so he's like, what am I gonna watch my kid
just stand on the sidelines. I'd be embarrassed too, Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
So last night I said, hey, man, are you embarrassed
of me? He's like yeah, kind of. I'm like really,
like I thought I was being the cool dad, but
I guess it's just not. I don't do anything to
embarrass him. It's just in front of his friends. It's
not cool to be I don't go down with your parents.

(30:18):
I doubled down.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I would have jumped over there and gave him a hug.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
So I doubled down on it. I am, I purposely
embarrassed my kids. Yeah, so I I go in knowing
that they they are embarrassed. So I go in hard, like, dude,
we just had parents parents weekend at my my daughter's college. Dude,
I won over all her friends because I went in

(30:42):
hard on the paint. Ye right. Uh and uh, it
just just and and it overly embarrassed her, and to
the point where these guys asked, when I'm coming back, well,
you're also out there having You're having fun partying with them.
You know, you had a couple of drinks. You know,
maybe I should have given the ban on it. Maybe
I should have brought some beers for the whole band
and been the cool dad. A couple of tricks.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Yeah, So I'm like, you know what, all right, buddy,
I'll play the game.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
I'll just I'll stay in the back. I know it's not.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
You're you're a creepy guy going to a high school
football game without a high school football player.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
And the kid pretends you don't even know me? So
do you do you? Is there tailgating going on in
the parking lot?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Do any of that?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Man? I got the little guy with me. Yeah, it's
not that fun. I won't show up anymore games. It
was kind of a one and done thing. So yeah,
well you're an embarrassment.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, he was honest. He's like, yeah, I was like, why,
I don't think it's me.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I hope it's just you just come down parents around,
they bounce back. I will tell you that that that
they it's like a boomerang. They come back around and
then all of a sudden, like you'll be like the
cool you know, the cool guy again. So I threw
so maybe not. I threw all his electronics out the window.
I said, all right, now you go there. I'll be embarrassment. Well,
it's so funny, man, because I I listened to my

(31:57):
little guy playing with his friends. Right, He'll be out
in the garage or something and they're playing pool or
ping pong, and it might be my my little guy
puts on like a like an urban voice like that,
like and I'm like, who is this kid?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah? Yo, yo yo, yeah, yo, yo, yo, yo yo,
what up? What up?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
I'm like, who is this kid? Yeah? Yeah, no, no, no no.
What didn't you ask to sleep in bed with this
the other night?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
I know? Right?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
When you want some order your phone chargers last night? Nice?

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Look you playing with the trombone to play him or
your phone charger? They get back, we'll knock out some
some uh trash.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh why love trash? Anything thirty on.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Anything, racket rock or roughing love frash. There's some trash
for you. Giselle Boonchin, she she got knocked up. You know,
she divorced Tom Brady about two years ago. She was
at she was at model hot where it's not I
don't know, man, it's not like a sexy hot stution's

(33:20):
pretty hot. She's pretty hot. Yeah me, maybe maybe she's
too hot, but yeah, she's pretty hot. So yeah, her
and Tom Brady have two kids together. They got divorced
two years ago. And uh and now she got knocked
up by her jiu jitsu instructor.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, this guy's still in the mix. Huh.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah, so that was the one who had to Tom
Brady Rose. They kept making fun of him because you know,
they kept making fun of Tom Brady because she was
banging her jiu jitsu instructor. Well, maybe he's showing her
real attention. And Tom's out there playing football every Sunday. Yeah, well,
well while he is showing her attention because he knocked
her up, he's.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Gotten her in her weird neked choke. But she's like,
my age good.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Oh, She's like, yeah, how was this guy? I don't
know how old that dude is, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Ain't good for Giselle associates. Just gotta have another kid.
Do you know who the.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Sexiest man alive is? If I had to guess, Ryan Reynolds.
Harry Styles was once again declared the sexiest musician and
Robert Pattison right, he's the Twilight Kid. No way, this
guy's got a weird face. Man, he sexy at all.
He's the sexiest man for the first time in my eyes. No no, no, no, no, no,

(34:34):
no no no the game no. So so now they
don't do one guy.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
So this he got sexiest first time dad because.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
I guess he just had a kid.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I don't get him. This kid's kid a vampire. He
looks like a vampire.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
He was good in that Batman movie. I'll give him that.
I didn't think he was gonna be good at all,
and I actually enjoyed that. Matthew Perry, he was the
guy from Friends who ended up dying. His family is
coming out, I guess the one year anniversary, and his
mom and his stepfather and his sisters gave an interview
on the Today Show the other day and they were

(35:10):
all trying to promote the Matthew Perry Foundation of Canada,
which will support those with substance abuse disorders. Jennifer Aniston
came out and paid tribute to Matthew Perry yesterday after
the one year anniversary of his death. She also was
promoting his foundation so people can raise money for that.

(35:32):
I get this, Nick Cannon, right, I don't know how
this guy got famous.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
I think he did a couple MTV shows, and I
agree there's nothing special about and.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I think he did a couple of movies, but like
somehow he's like famous, So Nick Cannon, and then he
ended up banging Mariah Carey and getting hurt and he
knocked her out. And he's got like I think he's
got twenty seven kids. Stuff like that, But he in
an interview, and I respect this man. He said that
when he was married the Mariah Carey, he was really

(36:02):
insecure because she was the more famous one. Yeah it's
Mariah Carey, man, Yeah it's Mariah Carrey. She's like, what
are you do when you're hosting what you know what?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Kids say? The Darnest Thing show? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah? Like yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
What?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Like what I'm Mariah Carey? Why am I with Nick Cannon?
Why isn't she going out like Janet Jackson?

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Did?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I feel like a Mariah Carey could probably pull something off? Dude?
You know what she does? She goes out and does
like Christmas shows? Does she Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
She sings that's.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Stupid Christmas over.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Just just it's they just played the same song nine
times in a row. Kanye West just laid out thirty
five million bucks for a new house in Beverly Hills.
I feel like this guy's always buying a helse and
he always seems to have a lot of money. Yeah,
I mean, I don't know. I guess who knows. I
guess those shoes? Is that what it is that he sells?

(36:51):
Why thought they bounced them? Because he talked about yeah,
but then he went out on his own and sold
the shoes that what are they called Easy's.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, it's him and just the I guess he has
to step kids. I don't know, like a branch in
Texas or something.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
He's got his own Wyoming. He's got his own kids.
I mean he's got kids. He's got kids with Kim Kardashian.
He always has like a new girlfriend that always looks
like Kim Kardashian, which is weird. Remember Chad Ocho Cinco. Yes,
so he he actually is showing up a lot because
he does a podcast with Shannon Sharp and uh, I

(37:26):
guess he's dating a reality star called Selling. Uh it
was from a show called Selling Tampa and her name
was Shaill Rosato. Uh, they broke up. So Chad Ocho
Cinco Ladies is single. Did you ever go back to
Chad Johnson or is he justo Ocho Cinco. I thought
Ocho Sinko thing was kind of like a goof in Spanish. Yeah,
but so the way they they always put it is

(37:49):
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson, so so yeah, So yeah, it's
one of those things where probably as you get older,
like Sinko.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, like we don't get Jalen Uno uh Are Army Hammer.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
He's an actor who had a pretty good career going
and then women started coming out saying that he was abusive.
He would bite them, he wanted to drink their blood, eat,
he had cannibalistic tendencies, and his career was kind of over.
So now he's starting a podcast called the Army Hammer

(38:24):
Time Podcast, and it's about starting over and putting my
life back together.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
And he's really a twin, right, is he really a twin?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (38:31):
He was. He was that was in a movie that
was in real life, that was in the Social Network
where he played the twins that the Zuckerberg stole the
idea of Facebook from Yeah. Yeah, so and then apparently
he likes to drink blood from women. Yeah. And now
he's got a podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Oh, his first guest, the great Tom Arnold.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Okay, there you go, yo, and we've.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Got your tickets.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
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this morning, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Oh there you are. What's your name?

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Hello, my name em all right, Emily. We'll make you
the ZXL workforce employed the day.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Where are you headed to this morning, Emily.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
I'm headed to work. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna call
you m dog? Is that okay? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Where do we work? What do we do? Yeah? What
do we do?

Speaker 4 (39:36):
M dog?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
I work in a dealership, a car dealership. What can
you say? What dealership?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Oh? Yeah, I worked for Chapman.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Okay, wild like Chapman there on the Black Horse Pike.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Right yeah, all right, Well Emily, Uh, do you sell
cars or you just you work for the dealership. Yeah,
I work for the dealership. I do like audits and
you finance?

Speaker 1 (40:01):
No, you do all that fun stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Are you the girl that goes in the back and
they're like, hey, this guy wants to pay one hundred
and eighty dollars per month, but he wants the land
Rover for eighty five grand. Are you the one that
punches those numbers and makes that happen? Yeah? I do
with that. Okay, okay, all right, so I have Now
let's just say, I mean, I don't want to brag.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
I have three thousand dollars and I show up to
your dealership.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
What can I pull? I want to I want something new,
brand new. Is this gonna payment or you want a
full pay?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
No?

Speaker 3 (40:28):
No, three thousand dollars full full paid, brand new, got
good credit, that's it. It's okay. Yeah, you know, Emily,
it's a yeah. The car world's crazy right now. Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I tell you what I appreciate is when they don't
hound you. I do appreciate it. And they do that more.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
They kind of just it's like a pack of wolves
and they kind of stand on the curb and you
go out there, you get a chance to look. It's
like when I'm ready for you, I'm gonna call you over.
I do appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Well, I've dealt with the pull over at Chapman and
they are one awesome. I I agree.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
I think that they're great over there.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
But I will say that my dad had no time
for salesmen, and every time we went to a car
dealership it was almost embarrassing. He'd walk up and go,
I want this and I had a half hour yeah,
and he goes, if you can't get it done in
thirty minutes and here's everything I have, then we're not
getting a deal.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Oh this is this? This is when I have half
hour I want to drive out of here.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, it's almost like those cars. Now.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
You run out of the machine, you put your little
debit card in there, you get it, swirls around, you
get a car. All right, Well, Emily, you're going to
see Lenny Krabits over at ocean.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
All right, woo, thank you. All right, you stay on hole,
We're gonna get all your info.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
I have a good morning you too.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
I'm terrible with cars, man, Like I buy a car,
I've never really paid a car off.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
I just keep rolling it into the next car.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
So I think I have a car note now of
about eighty thousand dollars, but my truck's not worth near
that because it's so easy. You go in there and
you're like I want this, and this is why I
want to pay. You're like, we can make it work,
but it's like a nine year loan.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah. My my wife kind of wash was shocked the
last time we went car shopping because things change so
much with Cope, and she was like, oh, we can
get a car for like, you know whatever, like two
twenty a month. I was like, not not anymore, babe,
Like anymore, those days are over and Uh. It was

(42:26):
a buddy of ours that was kind of like it
was like, yeah, like it's gonna be that that that
that that numbers could be a tough one that did
and uh and it's nuts, man, Like once again, I
don't know how people do it, especially with younger people. Man,
you got it. Your rent is huge, you know, or
you have a mortgage, it's huge. And now you gotta.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Dude, like, I'm not kidding my car payments. I call
to some people. You're paying like eleven hundred dollars a month,
and for a car payment, I wish I could lease. Man,
I drive too far, but the lease seems a way
to get so I have all that.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, so I have a lease now, but I'm probably
gonna buy it out and then drive it until I
can give it to my little guy who's gonna be
driving in a couple of years. Yeah, right, Like that's
kind of the game plan. But yeah, it's just it's
it's it's crazy like like like like I don't know, man,
Remember back in the day, you would see like like

(43:20):
ninety nine dollars a month.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
You could get it, you can.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
I didn't would be a you know whatever, a Ford
escort but whatever, for ninety nine bucks a month, you
would have a car. I was listening to our hip
hop station and they're running a deal where you can
call me in. You don't have to have ID, you
don't have to have a job, and you don't even
have to have credit and you can drive away in
a brand new car. Wow, you don't have to have
an address, and said if they don't, they'll nail it

(43:44):
to a po box. That's one of those weird things, man.
I don't know how car dealerships get away with it
when they're like, yeah, like no money down, no credit check. Yah,
it's something there. You gotta leave your you gotta leave
your kid with the guy, and they locked the kid
in the back and you get there and the guy's like,
it's like, yeah, no, we need all of that, we
need all of that, and you're gonna put ten thousand
dollars down, give us pictures of your kids where they

(44:05):
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Speaker 1 (44:15):
I forgot about this, and uh.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
I it's one of these things where I want to
help him out, but I don't know if I can.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Fractions. Is it fractions? Oh, it's my father in law
and he hates hazel nut. I don't mind hazel No.
So this is the like, this is the first time
I found out about it.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
I picked him up. I think we're in a goth
league or something. I mean, I was picking them up
to go golfing and I had hazel nut coffee and he.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Gets in the car and he's like, you got to
throw it away.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Oh that's extreme, And he goes, I hate hazel nut,
and I go, who hates hazel nut? Like, how can
you hate hazel nut that much? And one time I
forgot I made coffee right like, he stayed over my
house and I made a pot of coffee and it
was hazel nut coffee. I like hazel nut coffee and uh,
and he's like, yeah, I can't drink that. I can't.
I can't. I was like, I was like, but it's

(45:16):
DCAF hazel nut. You like DCAF. He's like yeah, but
I can't hazel.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Hazel nuts smell Huh.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
So we had fantastic So we had a Halloween party
on Saturday, and uh, and I had a bunch of
candles going and but they were like autumn candles, right,
and like you know, like like fall like fall candles.
And I guess the one in the bathroom was a
hazel nut candle.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Exactly what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, And he goes, uh, he goes into the bathroom
and he comes out stomping his feet and he's like,
I can't go in there's an.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Odd I can't go because I can't.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Go in there. He goes, I can't I can't be
around it. And I'm watching his wife, my mother in law,
she's she's laughing at him. My wife's laughing at him.
His daughter, I'm laughing at him, And I'm like, what
do you mean you can't go in there?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
He goes, it's a smell of hazel nut. I can't
do it. I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
There's things that I hate, like I don't like like
you don't like onions, which shocks me.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Right, I don't like onions.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Like I'm trying to think that nothing would stop me
from going into a room a smelling it, and like
hazel nut's so disarming, Like there's nothing like crazy about
the smell of hazel No.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
That's why they make a candle out of it.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
So he so the entire time. At our party, he
had to go upstairs to use the bathroom because he
refused to use the one with the hazel nut candle.
So you would rather use a bathroom there's someone in
there and blew up before you that smell would be okay,
You could stomach it, but you can't get through a
hazel nut like I forgot and I didn't even think

(46:45):
the candle had hazel nut in it. Yeah, you know what,
I'm not a not a big pumpkin guy. No, I mean,
I'm not going to not go in a room because
it smells like pumping, Like I'm not going to drink
spiced pumpkin stuff. But I can go into a room
smell that the smell of pumpkin and be okay. Okay,
if you had a can on your bathroom and I

(47:05):
had to use your bathroom and it was a candle
that smelled like cigarettes, that would be a tough one.
I mean, my wife doesn't like the smell of cigars
cigar smoke, but yeah, hazel Yeah, it's just I don't
know it's hazel nut, is it's it's it's hazel nut. Yeah,
you might not like it, but like to be so
repulsive by it, hates it, refuses to be around it.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, what happened? Did did he fall out of a
hazel nut tree when he was young? When he was
when he was a child that they for hazel nuts.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Dad was just blowing a cigarette to smell like hazelnut
in his face. I don't know what where the hazel
nut hate came from, but yeah, my father in law
super super anti hazel nut.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah, dude, I dude, I love.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
A good hazel nut coffee.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
It's like that you do a.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Little walnut French vanilla. Man, I'll do both of them.
So what I'll do is I'll mix a little French
fanilla with a hazel nut. Oh my god, due explode please.
Like I said, I think I had to pull over
and dump my coffee out. But when we were in
a car together, he's like, I can't. I can't be
around it. See my wife like she buys these weird
like it's not like just Folgers or Maxwell House in

(48:18):
her house. Like she goes with these weird gourmet ones
and she switches it up, like, well, I have coffee
that I like to smell up.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
She will. She had a blanket was from like Ethiopia.
I'm like, what is this?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
And it smelled it didn't smell like good coffee, and
I had to kind of you kind of disguise it
with everything else. But yeah, I mean there's not a
lot of smells. I gotta be without me from going
into a room. My see, my wife gets migraines. So
I do have to be careful with stuff when it
comes to smelling, especially like cologne or something like that. Okay, cologne,
my wife hates colonne. I don't I don't like to

(48:48):
wear a lot of cologne, but it'll get if I do.
It gives my wife a migraine, right, Yeah, so I
gotta be I betta be careful. But I mean she
she's okay with hazel nut. Yeah, I don't know what
they hate. The hate of hazel nut came from like
my wife like if people come over and like they
have colonels, like she can smell, Like she would walk

(49:09):
in this room right now, she'd be like, because you
know you have the axe body spray or whatever you
got spraying over there, let's go what.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
I don't know some smells. Oh no, it's it's whatever.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
It's it's uh no, it's uh spray from the girl
to the front desk. Oh, okay, yeah, it's it's air spray. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, Okay. She doesn't like that too. She like,
we've gone in the houses where they try and hide
the smell of their dog or cat, and it's, uh,
it's like those.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Glade plugins and stuff. She doesn't like to smell of
all that.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
I worked at Bath and body Works as a stock
boy the smells, and I ended up just losing my
sense of smell because it was just overwhelming much. Man.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
It was just too much juniper breeze.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
And yeah uh uh uh you know a look a
look at the guess.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah, you know, It's just it just was so everything
was so strong all at once, and I'm cutting open
these boxes, man, and it's just hitting me to the
point where I think I just burned out my uh,
my sense of smell altogether. I can't even wear cologne anymore, man, Like,
I don't I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I don't mind.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
I like Colonne, but yeah, my wife, my dad turned me.
My dad turned me off the cologne growing up because
he said he hated that, he hated going into a
business meeting where a guy stunk of cologne. Some people
still do it. Old people do it to old women
do it. Many the perfume they just bathing that stuff. Dude.
I can still remember the perfume my mom were growing up,
Like my parents went out for dinner or something.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Yeah, dude, it was like so strong. Yeah. Yeah. My
da had old spice. Old sall.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Yeah, old spice. That's a good one. It must have
made you a terrible dad because he used so much
of it and made him a bad dad. That's what happened.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah, I think it was the spice that makes you
a visible son of a bitch. Look, we got to
me get back.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
We'll do a thing called You think you have a.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
You think you've got it bad.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
I don't think we have a bad. In London, there's
a a dairy that I guess sells cheese for twenty
seven dollars a pound. That sounds like it's expensive, and
they got robbed. Reports are that the Bandit's made off
with two tons of rare cheddar cheese with a street

(51:26):
value of four hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
People will steal anything.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Someone claiming to represent a chain of French supermarkets approached
the cheesemaker with the order over the summer. In September,
the cheese was delivered, but the pavement was never received
and the buyer suddenly went radio silent. Police are now investigating,
but there's major pessimism of the money will never come back,
by the way they trick you at the deli counter man.
When I go to the Amish market and they've done
this forever, they'll say, like, you'll have the like the

(51:53):
imported turkey, and it'll say like six ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
But it's that's for a half a pound. You think
it's for a pound. Why don't you just give me
the price because I never just I don't order a
half a pound. I order a pound of turkey.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Dude, lunch meat is insane. You talk about inflation, It
is hit lunch meat big time. You used to be
cheap man to make yourself a sandwich for lunch. Now
that's a that's now like it's a four five dollars sandwich.
Around five years ago, the art world was abended by
a banana that was duct taped to a wall. The
twenty nineteen piece was created by an Italian artist who
eventually sold three of them for one hundred and twenty

(52:26):
thousand dollars and one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. The
art piece is called Comedian and the second edition is
about to hit Southby's auction block. Bidding will start November twentieth,
with the praisers estimating this guy who duct taped a
banana to a wall will get one million to one
and a half million dollars for the stupid thing.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
It's silly, man.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
They show pictures like they'll put nothing in a wall
and people will stare at nothing at a wall and
think they're looking at art like it's I don't know,
like it's supposed to mean emptiness in your soul.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
I'm like, no, they forgot to hang a picture up
there and you're staring at the wall.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Congratulations to new Hamshire, you're the new beer drinking a
state in the nation. The data courtesy of the National
Institute of Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism measures alcohol consumption and volume.
The average six pack of beer has apparently so yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Got booze in it. That's why would you put that.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
From a company that's talking about alcoholism. But so so
you went the top five top five states that drink,
which I'm actually surprised about. All right. Number five, are
they saying these places are for alcoholics?

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Yeah, that were people over drink. Okay, over drinking, over drink.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Pennsylvania, yep, North Dakota number three, Vermont number two, Montana,
number one, New Hampshire.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
I would think, like, really, Florida doesn't go You're not
that list? Are you so depressed? You live in New
Hampshire and Wyoming or whatever?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
It was more like especially you got Vermont, Montana, New Hampshire,
even North Dakota. It goes. I guess in those cold winners,
all you're doing is drinking. And if you live like
in middle Pennsylvania, there's nothing to do but drink. And
you know you got a root for penn state, which sucks. Yeah,
I drink that too.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
New Jersey doesn't get on the list.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
The least drinkable state Utah? Okay, Mormons, right, magical underwear.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
And everything else is that Utah?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Is that h And they have the jazz Utah.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
They have Karl Malone and John Stockman. There you go,
those people. They have a bet you not so much.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Low's nose. That's to win the jobs.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
One hundred point seven d XL, Sat Jersey's rock stations, The.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
XL Morning Show. I'm gonna jump to a conspiracy here.
Oh boy, voter fraud. Voter fraud. I don't know, man.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
I hope that the whole election thing that we have
here in what seven days in the next.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Week, right, I hope it's on I mean next next Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
I guess is that that Wednesday?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Next Tuesday?

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Tuesday? Yeah? Oh yeah, it's right, it's on Tuesday. It's
on the fifth, isn't it? Is it always on Tuesday?
It's on Tuesday, Tuesday. It's like Thanksgiving. It's always on
a Thursday. See, I forget. It's only every four years.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yeah, it's gonna be next week. So what about it
a leap year?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Then?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Do we not vote on a leap year? How does
that work?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
That takes a day away, But it's still gonna be
on the Tuesday, super Tuesday after they call it.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Maybe that's a different Tuesday. So I go yesterday, I
go early voting.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Yes, okay, this is the problem. See you're you're now
the problem. It used to be unless you were like invalid,
you voted on election day. Sure, everybody out one day, right,
should be schools would be out and the schools became
polling stations and everyone would vote on election day. Now

(55:55):
anyone can just put an absentee ballot in. You're going
to place, which I'm pretty sure that vote did never counted.
You're just going there. It was a scantron sheet that
I said, so filled in the circle and I handed
to the guy and the trash. When did it happen
where people can now can a week ahead of time
just start voting. I don't know, man, I like, I
heard about it and I've never heard about it before.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
And John, I've never done it early. But I did
it last night at the at the library. You know.
They got a couple of machines stuff.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Sent me a picture. It didn't look real. Well, yeah,
like you're you're running unless you didn't have legs. You
mostly had to get up and vote and get it.
All those old people told it was old people or
shut ins were able to get an absentee ballot.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Yeah. So I go up and I'm like, okay, So
I give them. They's like, what your last name?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
I give him my last name, first name, and my
address and I don't show them my ID.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
And I'm like, do you need my ID.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
She's like no, She's like, we can't ask to see
your ID anymore. All we can do is just if
you offer it, you offer it, but we can't ask
to see IDA.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I'm like, all the things you have to get. And
this is what I don't know.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
I'm stand when they say people can't vote because everybody
has an ID, you and an idea to get on
a plane and drive a car everybody. I don't care
how awful you think these poor areas are. They all
had everybody has ID well, and that's the thing is.
And then it's it's shocking that people still are like,
you know, the election in twenty twenty, you know what.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Like, but what Okay, let's put our tin.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Fall hats on.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Yeah, I'm with you, man, Here here's yours.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Okay, here's the thing, Like, you didn't have to show
idea to go vote. There's something wrong with that. So
it's not shocking for us to say, hey, in twenty twenty,
maybe something did happen or people. I mean, I don't
know how many times I almost want to try and
go back today and see if I can vote again.
I don't know what state it was I was Michigan.

(57:50):
Last week they had.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
More people registered to vote than live.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
In the state.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Yes, that's a problem. That's the problem. Like why why
there's a dead person? Get what? We can't figure that
part out.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Yeah, so it's uh, it's yeah, uh, I don't trust
that you early voted. Now here's the thing. Can you
go again today?

Speaker 1 (58:12):
That's what I want to say.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
I want to go back in and I'm gonna I'm
gonna wear a fake mustache and a top hat and
be like, yeah, I'm here to vote again. Because my
my wife was like wondering. She's like, I want to
make sure because she was set up in Pennsylvania. Now
she set up in Jersey, and she's like, I want
to make sure I'm registered. So she went on a
website to make sure that we're all registered. So we're
like to go, but like, I'm very happy to give
over my ID here, like here, here's my ID. And

(58:37):
you know, so the fact that you're not asking for
my ID and that's a little concerning, but.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
I said, yeah, well we can't. We can't ask for it.
You can't.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
You can't ask to see my idea as an adult
to come in there and vote.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Ah, let's see.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Uh everybody, thank you for your calls today or always
welcome on the show.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Glea. I want to all a part of this. Stay there.
Let's kick off a rock block for you.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
And you voted for Kamalo, of course I I went,
I went, I went blue all the way down.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
You know me.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I even know who I voted for.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
I just you know, I put I took my elbow
and I slid it right down the Republican column right there.
I don't know who it is. The guy might want
to kill. I don't know who it is. I put
it Republican right there, I wrote in Ronald right Well.
Then there's like there's like like school stuff and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
I have no idea. I don't know. There's running for
the school stuff. Yeah, I don't know. Just I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
It gives me the most of my money there you go, Yeah,
keep my kids safe.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Where's that ticket?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Stick around? What kick off that rock block? Right now?

Speaker 3 (59:33):
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the XL Morning Showing when you're smiling, When you're smiling,
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Speaker 1 (59:44):
And one eleven E the sun comes shining through where
you're crying. You're very long. They're in right.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Stop stop this sid well to be happy to where
just smiling.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Let's just smiling.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Keep on smiling.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
I'm smiling.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Dropping it out man, I know you guys are awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
My love poking at me, guys on my way. It
works in ring shot a got yeah, warming up Chip
and I'm like, I'm about here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
We're rocking. Hey, thank you? You shot you the beast?

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
How you do yeah? Keep me laughing? Man, you guys
are great. Good morning guys, Hilario.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Let's shot it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
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in mona show? This is the rates in DJ, like
if you're on it, I listened to this. Man getting
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