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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
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Speaker 1 (00:35):
And this show isn't it? Hey? Man? What's up? What's happening?
My wife called us pigs yesterday? Oh my god, what
do we say? That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So she said, we're talking about the hot girl from
the movie Baywatch. And she had had a kid, Alexandria
to daddyo do something like that, and she got to
like big beautiful eyes and she was in uh in
white lotus. So she had a kid. And I said,
(01:18):
she's got nice knockers. Sure, And you said, yeah, I'd
love to be the baby that gets to hang off them.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, why not. It's a beautiful rack. She goes, what
is it nineteen eighty seven? Kid's gonna die because you
said knockers. Oh, because she said knockers, I was like,
she called you a pig because of what you said. Yeah,
I don't know if I'm the baby. I'm like, my
eyes are wide open, just like moms like, look at
these guys. Like the term knockers. Yeah, you know, the
boobs get tired, knockers mountains. See. I like the one.
(01:49):
I like the tea word, but we can't use it here.
I use it. I've used it more at home, and
I say it like with a hard I don't think
most most women don't like that. I like to over exaggerate,
like like the word you know, because boobs, like you
have great boobs. I get it in the milk bags.
Knockers is kind of like an al bundie. I told her,
means spud Mackenzie, we're gonna handle. Yeah, Tatas, I remember Tatas.
(02:12):
That's a good one. Yeah. My favorite is for the bra,
the over the shoulder boulder holder.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's a long one. Yeah, that was like fifth grade.
I remember that was the big one in like fifth grade.
Was was the you know, we're waiting for the first
girl to wear the over the shoulder boulder holder.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I'd be like, you got great, And I just say
to my wife, yeah, I don't think she likes it
very now. I like the response I get from her
when I say it. Most women do not like the
tea word. Yeah, I don't know why. Man, Probably because
of us guys. Yeah, probably Yeah, yeah, you said knockers, knockers.
She she called me a pig. She called you a
pig because of the baby comment. So we're pigs. Just
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know that that should be a talk back. I wouldn't
hear it.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Well, it's like, uh, it's like when Biden called Trump
supporters trash, Like, so I'm gonna take it with pride, right,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Come in tomorrow in a pig outphan. Well if all
the things we said, that's it. Yeah, that's what I
said a lot worse. Wow, Okay, knockers huh everybody, Uh,
it's Tuesday. We'll dive into that. We're gonna find a
ZXL workforce employee of the day. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We got movie tickets over at the Square Theaters for
the new Tom Hanks movie called a Here, So we'll
get what that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Coming up just a little bit. One hundred point seven
ZXL South Jerseys Rock Stations ZXL on morning show, Good Morning, Everybody,
one hunchred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Show. My debit card got to climb the other day.
Oh that's the worst. Yeah, things gambling go bad over
(03:43):
the weekend. No, but check this out right, So my
brother and I started gambling, right, yeah, and we both
signed up for cards the casino. Well he gets ah,
he gets ah. You know how you get like the
rewards when you go and gamble a lot and they
give you like hey, it's it's come get your toaster
night and all that stuff. We started getting it, but
it had my wife's name on it, and I'm like,
(04:03):
does my wife have a Borgotta card that I don't
know about? Is she doing some type of gambling? I
was like, what, No, Now, if I found out, like
you found out your wife is a compulsive sports gambler,
if I did, I'd problem, dude, I'd be so if
I found out my wife said she was going to work,
but she ducked over to Borgata went to gamble, dude,
we would we would have something awesome in common. But like,
(04:25):
let's do it. Like I tried gambling the other night.
We're in ac I had to duck away like I
had the light door and say, hey, I'm gonna run
in the bathroom and just dig over to the crabs tables. No,
So I get my card, I go through the ATM
and it's gotten declined for the second time. And I
look and I was like, okay, I know that there's
money in there. Now I have to go into the
bank and figure this whole thing out, which, by the way,
like who's still going, who's still who was still cashing
(04:47):
checked at the bank.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I had to go yesterday I had cash and I
needed to Uh it's a positive. And my wife's like,
you gotta take this to the bank, Dude, I forgot
how to fill out one of the slips.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, and I had.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I went to woman, I said, I said, I said,
I don't even know my account number. Man, I said,
if I just give you my idea of my debit card,
could you just like a child, can you just put
the money the money in the account for me? And
she just starts laughing because I'm like, I don't, dude,
I haven't gone to deposit a check or cash in
a bank in forever.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, no, I know, Like you don't even so I
did that just yesterday. Like you use your using your
usually get your debit card at the counter in anymore,
you don't have to go, you know, you don't fill
out the slip and say, hey, this is what I
need and you pull cash out, so I go up there.
So apparently, and this is kind of juvenile, I guess,
but I had a I guess, my uh my Xbox
account every year updates because I had the Gold membership,
(05:39):
so I could play online like a hundred but it's
like one hundred bucks once a year. Yeah, it's like
I think it's like fifty nine to ninety nine. I'm like,
she's like, yeah, this happened back in August, and we
locked your card up. So I don't use my debit
card a lot. I use all credit cards because you know,
I don't know. I just I do that. You get
the points. I can keep track of it. It's I
don't use my debit card. So I was like, see,
you locked my my debit card up for that because
(06:00):
a fifty nine ninety nine dollars charge. Well, because yes,
it may it may have came.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Well, they were probably like, you're a fifty year old man,
you shouldn't be having an Xbox.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well that's what the flag was. Yeah, it was a
flag of embarrassment.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
But yeah, man, I had a local Yoko bank and
if we cross state lines they would freeze my card. Wow,
and I was like, I was like, I'd have to
call them, and they were closed on Sundays. So like
I remember, we were on vacation. It was a Sunday
and my card's frozen until Monday.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Wow. But I can call them and they're like, oh,
we just thought it was a fraudulent because you don't
live there. I go, I'm on vacation. They're like, well
you should call them. Tell us, are you my parents?
Like they're like, well, what you should do is you
should go to an ATM as soon as you get there,
somewhere where you can put your pin in and then
we'll know it's definitely. Well, we were leaving Mexico, you
and I and a bunch of lasers, and I had
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a fifty dollars charge for the room that I had
to pay, and it's like, now you can't use your card.
I don't know, is there there's a chance that an
American could go to Mexico and enjoy the vacation, Like
that's not so outline and it's a fifty dollars charge.
I understand going crossing borders, right. This is if I
went to Pennsylvania, they would be like, well, you don't
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live in Pennsylvania. So we're just gonna, we're gonna, uh,
we're gonna put a lock on your car. Yeah. I
got flag when I tried to buy a movie projector
from my theater room and I was in Delaware for
the tax free shopping. I was at the best Buy there.
They shut the whole thing down. I'm like, come on,
it's the world, and it's there's nothing more embarrassing too,
and you're like, uh and and everyone always has the excuse,
(07:29):
you know, hey, uh, you know, I know I got
uh there's money in there. I promise it must have
done something wrong with the card. The machine is always right,
can you swipe it again? Swiping it again never works.
Gonna be back to the old days, man, you know,
now running credit checks with no shame now like Nelly.
But back in the day, it's like, damn man, they
have no money in here. Yeah, well they'll give you
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money you get you know, you get your twenty dollars,
but you did cost you thirty five dollars because of
an overdrim. But that was that. Yeah, some some banks
will let you do that where you're like, all right, man,
I know, I'm I know, I'm going over but they're
gonna let me go. I think I think my first
bank I ever like really did business right. You could
overdraft by one hundred bucks. That was a big deal.
Don't let me overdraft it all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut
(08:10):
it all down. Look we get back Joe, Joe and
Scottie rock news. There's some rock news for you.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Oh, Michael Stipe from Rim and John Bond Job. He
joined voices on Sunday to do what Jojoe hopefully kill
each other support Kamala Harris cool r Em.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Uh well, yeah, at.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Least Michael Stite and uh so they were down in Georgia.
Now the Rim is from Georgia, from Athens, so they're
down there, and uh yeah, they p you know, I guess,
played a bunch of r M songs, shot Happy People.
They did the World at the End of the World
as we Know It. They did the one I Love
(08:54):
No Time for Love Like Now and Driver eight.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I bet you they purposely left out it's the the
world as we know it. And then John bon Jove
he did Living on a Prayer of course and his
new song because that's what you want to hear when
you paid. It's it's like one hundred thousand dollars a
plate dinner. You want to hear Jon bon Jovi's new
song Forever. So yeah, a lot of celebrities going out
(09:19):
there for Kamala. Eddie Van Halen, he passed away a
couple of years ago, but Quincy Jones passed away over
the weekend. And there's a connection there. Do you know
what the connection between Eddie Van Halen and Quincy Jones
as they both did cocaine together.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
There maybe that could very well have happened. Quincy was
in charge of Michael Jackson's thriller Oh yeah, Yeah, he
was a big deal with Yeah, and so so Quincy
Eddie van Halen.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
They digging enough interviews about Quincy Jones. And in twenty twelve,
Eddievan Halen.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Was interviewed and he said that Quincy called him up
and Eddie didn't believe it was Quincy Jones, so he
hung up, and then Quincy called again and Eddie Van
hald told him to go f himself. It was crap
because Quincy Jones was calling Eddie Van Hallen to play
guitar un beat him, right, that's right. And he said
(10:10):
even when he listened to the phone call finally and
Jones pitched it to him. He said he still wasn't
one hundred percent sure, but Quincy said, I'll let you
play however you want.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
And I'll let you set up the song however you want. Wow,
And and it became a huge hit and h and
Eddie is going out or it did go out a
couple of times, and even play it with Michael Jackson
live on stage jelly roll. This is this guy seems
like a nice guy, right, you know, seeming to clean
his life up. He was in jail for a while.
(10:41):
Now you know, later in life he's like he's my age,
he's you know, he's becoming a big success. We were smart.
He got in front of all of it like, yeah,
my wife was a prostitute. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Take I was like, I was in jail, I had
a face tattoos. Now yeah, my wife literally a couple
of years ago was still you know, high end hooking.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So he's been very big about going to.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Jails and uh, juvenile detention centers and like talking to
kids and prisoners and saying like, hey, look I did it,
you can do it. So he found that there's a
lot of real good musicians in prison. So on his
new tour, he talked to a warden of one of
these jails in Virginia, and they're gonna let him take
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these prisoners out on tour.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's awesome, man. Her. Yeah, you know, maybe a guy
that didn't murder his entire family, maybe he's in there
for something, is a huge, you know, great drummer or
guitar player.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
He said, you know, and and and he said, it's
gonna be its four guys, and he they absolutely they're
not going to make fun that they're in jail.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
They're gonna wear street clothes.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It's not like they're gonna go out there in their
jumpsuits and they're gonna be able to sing on stage
with them.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So that's pretty cool man. Yeah. Now, now the other
guys in jail probably pretty pretty pissed. You know. Next
thing you know, they're walking back into jail, they get
use it, shived, shank. What's gonna be like?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Like when they have auditioned in the band for the
for the school dance, you know you got you got
the three people sitting at that little desk and are
listening to the band players like you know what. Yeah,
you can damn tryouts at the jail. Sure, that's what
it is, all right today, Hey, guys, after we do
the cavity search, we're gonna do it. Hey, We're gonna
do a tryout for the chelly roll concert. There he goes,
(12:22):
do it, Lie, I can go, all right it and
we'll do it. Lit and things sucks. I'm scotting. Good morning.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Here's some news for us on election day. It feels
pretty good, man, because I voted on Sunday, and now
I don't have the anxiety of having the wait in
line on election day.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, you're off the like I get, you know what
I get. I don't know. I think somebody, my wife
said that this is the first time I think Jersey's
ever early voted. Yeah, I don't remember. I never remember.
I remember ampsthe ballads, but I don't remember early voting.
Because if you were construction or a real job, how
do you have time? That was always the vote, always
the problem, man, And you know that's why a lot
of companies would give you the day off. But yeah, no,
(13:06):
it's been nice. I think it would have been the
last two weeks people have been able to go out
and vote. I was shocked they were open on Sunday.
A judge in Pennsylvania ruled Monday that Elon Musks political
action committees one million dollar a day voter sweepstakes can
continue through Tuesday's presidential election. Today. A judge in Pennsylvania
gave no reason for the ruling in court yesterday. Musk's
(13:28):
lawyers said the recipients.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Of his giveaways are not chosen by chance, but to
serve as the spokespeople for the Super Pack and America Pack.
Retired Eagles center Chasing Kelsey spoke out during ESPN's pregame
show Monday night after grabbing the phone of an unruly
fan at Penn State and spiking it to the ground.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Before the football movies like it in the game.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
He also the kid said some unkind words, some hateful,
unkind words about his brother tre Tavis. Then Jason made
the mistake of saying it back to that kid.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
So, UH, just a cliff notes version of what he said,
UH yesterday to uh when he was on his uh
broadcast quote in the heated moment, I decided to greet
hate with hate. Yes, you know, perfectly written whoever wrote it.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
To ESPN, he said, I felt short this week. Yeah,
he was very I didn't I didn't like it. He
was somber Jason Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I wonder if this goes all the way back to
Taylor Swift, like you've got you know, your tailors from that,
there's Shazra fans now as you're soon to be maybe
brother in law, you know. See, I think they're gonna
you know, these anti you know these these well not anti,
these hate these hate speech there. See. I think they
they're gonna take it another way because he the hate
that came to Travis that was being yelled at Jason
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was because he's dating Taylor Swift. So it almost looks
like Jason was going, you know, defending his and he was.
He was his brother. So I think, are you like
you mean the Swifties, right, Yeah, the Swifties are gonna
look at that and say, look look how good Jason is.
Because I'll tell you, man, if it wasn't Election day
weekend and it was a slow news cycle, this would
(15:13):
have been everywhere.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, some sixty thousand while while branded beverage tumblers are
under recalled due to a laceration hazard posed by a
metal straw.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Are we so dumb? We can't use straws. Yes, and
the stirs now are like these like long sticks, but
you gotta you gotta peel them back. You can't just
grab the stir out of the cup. Yeah, I thought
we should go back to the way things used to be.
Four people have been injured because of the metal straw. Well,
it's weird, like I can't you can't give me a
plastic straw, but if I ask for one, I can
(15:44):
get one. So dumb. It's also dumb. That's news. What
about sports?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Chiefs beat the Bucks last night Monday Night Football thirty
to twenty four, Suns beat the six Ers one eighteen
one sixteen Sixers Clippers tomorrow, Flyers Hurricanes, that's gonna be tonight.
And the Phillies acquired a bunch of pitchers yesterday, Devin's
see from the Tigers, Johnny McMillan from the Marlins, and
the Phil's also added right hander Alan Wrangle to the
(16:07):
forty man roster. There you go, that's news.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That's partly cloudy today. I have to seventy one clear
tonight over a sixty tomorrow for your Wednesday slight chance
of rain, slight, and I have to seventy seven sixty
outside right now. It yeah, slight sixty outside right now.
One hundred point seven ZXL South Jersey's rock station, ZXL
Morning Show. One hundred point seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock
(16:32):
Stations ZXL Morning Show. It buzzed me out. Man. So
I'm starting my Christmas decorating. And the inside's always done
real nice, like it looks like a Macy's, like my
wife really does. He does a real nice job on
the inside. But I always struggle, like what I'm gonna
do with the outside. Yeah, yeah, you know what, I'm
not just where I am.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Let's see, just like Halloween, I don't I don't want
a bunch of Santa Clauses out there, you know, And
I want a Nativity set, you know. I wanna keep
it kind of classy. That's you know, that's that's the thing.
Like I don't need a big spider web across my
lawn for Halloween. I don't need a fourteen foot skeleton Like.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
First year I moved in, Like we had trees in
the front. Man, I'm decorating all the trees, going around
with all the garland and put all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I believe one of my trees still has a strand
of lights that I couldn't get to.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Just plug it in, you know, there ready to go.
So every year it gets less and less because I
want to put less effort on the d and the
outside because here's the problem. Focus on the porch. That's
my big focus. You know what we do? We do? Uh,
we do a nice wreath. I had a light shining
on it. I had I would do like red and
light red and green lights for the house, and my
wife thought it looked ghetto, so I didn't do that.
I got a big wreath over top of the garage door,
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which I just ordered a new one with nice lights,
because that looks like it's kind of there.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
We do one of those what do they call it
when the trees are white flocked flock trees? We do
one of those on the front porch. Okay, so we
got to the porch. We got a tree. We have
a tree right in the front of our lawn. I'll
do that because I can get on a step still
and do it. I'm not getting on the ladder, I'll
tell you that much.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
No. Yeah, I used to be able to compete with
everybody on the block. But now and they're already lit up. Now,
these people coming around with these services come around where
they decorate your entire house with the lights, and I
think it's like eight hundred bucks. I can't even keep
up with that. I'm not gonna go up on the
liner different and I'm not spending one thousand dollars on it.
They bring the lights, yeah, yeah, you got you buy
(18:24):
the lights and they get them and they put them
all up and yeah, but it costs like a thousand dollars.
Now these houses look beautiful. Yeah, so what am I
gonna do. I got one little wreath going over the
top of the garage door, and I'm gonna decorate. I
don't know, the front of the front of the house,
the porch. The biggest pain is I put reads on
every window in the front. Oh I used to I
used to do that.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I have to open up the window, I can take
out the screen. I gotta hang the wreath on each window.
And there's like eight windows. And that's the biggest pain
of the Christmas decoration season.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
But yeah, I guys put I put a closed pin
or a pencil on the other side. There's a pencil
out from the string and everything else.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Do you know, Uh, last two three years ago. You
know that I kind of gave up on the outside.
I got one of those things that the spotlights that
you plug in and it looks like it's snowing on
your house.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah. Just it's just mass, just some mass covering of
lights over the top of your house. Eh, it's here,
we are, Yeah, that's where I am. And I'm like,
why why even try? When I got houses on my
block and this new guy moved into, he went way
above for Halloween. I know he's gonna kill him for Christmas.
I'm like, I rather just I don't know, do nothing
on the outside. So it's not even like I tried,
Like why do you even bother? Where do you store
(19:34):
this stuff? Exactly?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
That's just people who that have those sixteen eighteen foot skeletons.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Where does that go? Man probably takes up a ship
like I have. Christmas I have, we have like five
or six trees. My wife gets them for free.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Half my basement. Between Halloween, Easter and Saint Patrick's Day
and Christmas, it's half my basement.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, it's half my shed. Dude, it's a pain in
the balls. I'm like, enough, it's enough. Uh, Hey, can
I do a shout out. Yeah, we usually say those
for a shout out Fridays, but we can do a
shout out Tuesday. Sure, shout out Election Day Tuesday. There
you go. So, yeah, go vote everybody if you're down
around the Tuckahoe area On Sunday, starting at seven am,
(20:16):
the good people over at the Freemasons at the Star Lodge,
they're habit a breakfast buffet. Jojo, you're gonna love it.
It's a country breakfast buffet. How much what's the price
on that? I might be interested in that? I think
it's twelve bucks. That's really good.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
And so it's right there on Root fifty across from
Sturdy Bank, and that's the free Mason's over at the
Star Lodge doing a big old country breakfast buffet. Bud
and the boys will be there cooking up a storm.
And when I tell you, the food is fantastic. This guy, Bud,
he's awesome. He holds down this kitchen and he's the guy.
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He kind of has all the secrets. Yeah, right, like
if something, if you can't get the igniter to work,
you can only go to Bud.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
He's the guy that he's the guy, and he's out
in the apron.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Oh yeah, he's got the apron. Come on now, he's
got the country music playing in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
He's got he's got. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I'm telling you right there on Route fifty, it's gonna
be a good time. It's down in Tuckahoe Sunday morning,
starting at seven am at the Star Lodge, right across.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
From Sturdy Bank. So we'll see you down there. We
get back, we'll knock out some trash. Oh love track
anything thirty on toty, anything racket rock or roughy. Yes,
(21:50):
love trash.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
There's some trash for you. We talked about it a
little bit yesterday. Her parents are Mike and Diane. They're
across the hall Jack and Diane or her parents.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
A little ditty.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Now, look, I look, I'm not saying that this would
be the best commercial in the world, but across the hall,
we have a morning show it's been there for years
called Mike and Diane. Wouldn't it be great to do
a commercial where it's based off of the song Jack
and Diane.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Would be great because you'd have here's a little ditty
about Mike and Diane. If you have ditty voicing the commercial,
you know Mike has that hand between her knees. Huh,
they're down at the tasty freeze. Think, come on, who,
how have we not thought of this? I got to
pitch it to him when they get in. No.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
John Mellencamp, who who you know wrote the song and
sang the song Jack and Diane, his daughter is now
one of the real housewives of every Hills. She filed
for a divorce after thirteen years of marriage, citing a
reconcilable differences. So now, if you want to date John
Mellencamp's daughter, Teddy Mellencamp, she's out, ready, single, ready to
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make one.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
She wont spousal support. I don't know if the guy
has any money or not, but she put in the
court filings that she does want child, some child and
spousal support. I'd be like, bitch, ask your dad. Yeah,
I think John's got some money. Right, you didn't get
any of that Jack and Diane money. You're gonna move
back into the poolhouse. Jason Kelsey seems like he's kind
(23:25):
of dodged a bullet with this this thing that went
down last weekend at Penn State. Penn State did say
yesterday they're looking into the incident. If you don't know
what happened.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Somebody yelled a very derogatory thing at Jason Azoo was
walking back to who knows.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
His car a party, a frat party. We need to
get him away from people.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
So a kid yelled something about his brother, Dadan Taylor Swift,
very derogatory. Jason took offense to it, smashed the kid's
cell phone down on the ground and said some derogatory
things back to that kid. He apologized last night on
Monday and I countdown, but the police said they are
going to look into it, but it doesn't look like
anything's gonna come up him.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Maybe maybe, just maybe it's not a good idea to
have him pounding beers and then walking across the parking
lot full of a bunch of routed college students. That's
just my eyes, like no security, right. I literally watched
him a half hour before pound beers on the ESPN
Game Day, so yeah, and he was also if you
notice in the video, he's carrying a twelve pack of
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his own beer. There we are.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Here's probably Giselle bouch And was out dating out in
public her jiu jitsu instructor. They've been dating now, I
guess for a couple of months. That was the big
joke of the Tom Brady roast was that she left
him for the jiu jitsu instruction.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
So he could certainly beat up Tom Brady if he
had to. I'll give it to the jiu jitsu guy.
I could say Tom Brady could outrun him.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Okay, well, actually no, I've watched Tom Brady do that
forty Yeah, he's not very he's not very mobile, So yeah,
I would probably go jiu.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Jitsu guy over Tom Brady. Let's see here, do you
know who La lac Kent is? Who does it? Man?
Who is Lala Kent? Well? La lack Kent said, I
guess she's friends with Taylor Swift. And she said that.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
There's a thing that makes Travis very sweet. She said,
we take a group picture and Travis I'm next to
him and pregnant. I believe he had two girls on
each of his sides, and when he put his arms
around us, he didn't touch us. That that's that move
was started by Keanu Reeves because you know, once again,
he didn't want to be canceled. And if you remember
(25:39):
about ten years ago, there was a DJ somewhere in
the Midwest and Taylor Swift did a backstage thing and
he took a picture with her, and she claims he
grabbed her.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Ass and he got to take a shot at that
and he got fired. Richard Gear you know who Richard
Gear is? Woman?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah, guy for Pretty Woman one where he cries a
lot a gentleman, the soldier and a gentleman, A gentleman
and a lady whatever it was called.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Did he just look old back then? But he was
kind of young because he looked old back then. He
always kind of had an older look to him. Yeah,
So Officer and a Gentleman. That's the movie. So he
said he's leaving the country, but not for political reasons.
He said that he's selling his house in Connecticut because
his in laws live over in England. So he's gonna
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go over there for so his wife can be closer
to the in laws.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
That's a nice pregnant that's always present, right, you know.
Not a lot of guys would be like, hey, I
want to move closer to my in laws. It's interesting
he says it on an election day.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah. I don't know if he's ever been real political.
I know he's really religious. He's a he's a Buddhist.
I know he talks about that. And you gotta remember
Richard Gear snagged Cindy Crawford at her height. Yeah he did. Yeah,
like Cindy Cindy Kraft, like the Cindy Kroft. Like now
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that Liam guy's going for Pam Anderson, but not Pam
Pam Anderson. Yeah, yeah, well that's what yeah, like, like
you get Pam Anderson, Now that's cool. Like there was
a chance, a very small chance that me and another guy,
we had Sonny in from the w w F at
the time. And if I don't know, you know who
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Sonny is. But Sonny was like the first hot chicken wrestling, right,
Like she wasn't Miss Elizabeth where she was put together
and stuff like, she was boobs out. She was what
would become the Deevus And now me and my body.
She had her in the studio and she was all drunk.
We both think that we could have hooked up with them,
(27:44):
but it wasn't nineteen ninety five some We got two
thousand and six some not as good, not as good,
and about seventy pounds more. Yeah, you got Sonny, Sonny, Sonny.
But I asked you the question Jojo, it's still Sonny,
So you can tell your buddies. Hey, man, I gave
it to Sonny. Yeah, but doesn't matter. I mean, what
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sunny you get? Well, it doesn't You don't have to
tell them. You don't have to tell them what year
it was. Yeah, yes, yeah, you know, but it is
pretty good to say.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Hey, man, you know I was able to snag that
though it was, you know, a sloppy, seventy pounds heavier
Sonny six you.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Had Sonny, but yeah, Launch Point seven XL Rock Stations
the XL Workforce Employer the day. Good morning, Hey, what's up, brother?
I'm heading to Corte, Florida my sixty foot Hatteri's got
hit by hurricane. Dude, that's a nice boat. I panic. Yeah,
any any word? You have anybody down there with eyes
(28:43):
on it? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I'm going down to pump
it out. I got a pump to pump twenty thousand
gallons an hour out of the fen. Now what happened?
Did the boat end up on land? What happened to it? Sunk?
It got hit by a tornado one hundred and fifty
by an hour winds and long boat pa And but
I'm gonna have to stay cortees. I mean that's a
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lot of that's a lot of wind, you know what
I mean. Yeah, it snapped the line, snapped the pilings.
I mean people left everything down there. Yeah, man, going
down there to help the economy out.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I'm telling you what, man, that's a that's a beautiful
boat you got there. I mean it sucks with under water,
but yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
You go on YouTube long boat Key put in Harbor
Villa Club and a picture of my boat comes up,
ball forward. Oh no, all right, Well you think you're
gonna be getting you're gonna be able to get it up.
I'm absolutely all right. Maybe you should have went down there.
Maybe you should have went down with the boat. Like
(29:42):
the one guy was stuck in Florida, he refused to
leave his broat. Maybe you should have been there for
the boat man. He was a filthy animal. Yeah, we see.
It's one of those things. Man. I was dealing with it.
I was dealing with the death of the family. Were
they on the boats? Tough? Jesus? All right, look, good
(30:05):
work employee today. That's what I want to know. Do
you want to be the workforce bloy of the day? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Are we baby?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
It is election day. It sounds like, yes you want
to sounds like you're you're voting for Trumps. You're about
to pump your water out of your boat? Are you
driving the voted I'm going down. You know, you thought
there was a million more Republicans democratic. I've heard red
down heard that. All right, we're gonna make you the
workforce employ of the day. All right, are you stay
(30:35):
on hold? Just imagine man Jing one of the storms
you're just watching. I don't know your boat, your jess kid,
just get beat up and hope for the best, you know,
because they didn't have floating docks, or they were just
starting to get floating docks. And my dad had his boat.
So you would have to go in a storm and.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
You would have to go down and retie it all
because if not, your boat is either the ripping up
a piling off or it's hanging there right, so you
have to adjust the ropes for that, and you know,
with the tide and everything like that, and so watch it.
That's like, you know, look, boats are a lot of fun,
but when stuff like that happens, like you know, it's
just it's all you just have a lot of anxiety.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
The same thing with having a shorehouse. I remember our
shoress would flood all the time. Yeah yeah, and it's
and so it was always like the heater was going
or you know aly you know, it broke something else.
It was awful. My neighbors buy the water and bring it.
He'll do that. Big storms come by. Man he does.
He gets, you know, he gets some water coming up
close to his house. But I mean, what are you
gonna do? Sit there and bucket it out? And a man,
(31:33):
you gotta take the damage and deal with it later.
And that's what it is. And we were at a
part of Ocean City. It floods. It still floods pretty badly.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
And and they decided to put the laundry room outside
ground level. Yeah so, and that's where the heater, washer
and dryer were. So every time there was a flood,
we lost the washer, dryer, any heater it was. You
must have replaced it four times when we lived there.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Look we get back. We'll do some headlines. Coin seven
z XL Shop Jerseys Rock Station z x L Morning Show. Dude,
let me tell you something I watched over the weekend.
My oldest daughter she's moving out and so now she's
known this for like maybe six weeks or so that
she's been you know that this past weekend was the
(32:20):
weekend that she was gonna move out. I went and
got her a bunch of boxes. I told her to
go buy a bunch of laundry baskets from the Dollar store.
Because it's a bedroom, that's all. It's all. She's moving
out of bedroom. You started packing her up. You start
all the boxes by the door, dude. Yeah, yes, so
I said to her, I said, look, here's what you do.
Go to liquor stores. They usually have the boxes by
(32:44):
the by the exit door. They'll let you take as
many as you want. I told her the laundry basket stuff.
I said, you know, don't worry about going and buying
boxes and all that stuff. It's it's nonsense. It's a bedroom.
So I kind of watched every day.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Nothing's really getting packed up, nothing's really getting packed up,
nothing's really getting packed up. Now it's now she's signed
the paperwork on the place. Nothing's really packed up. So
now Saturday morning, this is gonna be the morning she's moving, right,
her and her boyfriend moving right, dude, You talk about
(33:20):
ill prepared. They were so ill prepared for this move.
They're moving things in trash bags. Jesus right, right, He
goes to runt a truck, realizes they won't run on
a truck because he's under twenty five. And I'm like, guys,
this is all stuff that needed to be figured out
weeks ago, maybe even days ago.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Right, you couln't even preserve those trucks like a few
days ahead of time and make sure you get one.
And so I'm like, I'm like, okay, So I'm watching
them and I'm there to help, but once again, you know,
I'm like, I'm letting them do the move.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Dude, it's moving a couple of boxes, and then sitting
around talking for a half hour.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Uh, moving a couple of boxes. We're gonna go get
something neat. You and I could have had that room done.
That's why I said her. I said, I would have
been broken down the night before. I said, honestly, half
a day. I said, the biggest part is unpacking it
in the new place. And I said, but getting it
out it should have been the easy part. And when
you'd be excited to get your brand news, she kind
(34:21):
of was dragging her feet, really and and I was
like and so and then it and so. Okay, So
they have two SUVs, and I said, put the seats
down and we can shove everything in these SUVs. They
moved three minutes down the road from us. I'm not
even exaggerating, three minutes down the road. So I said, look,
you'd take multiple trips, but we can get all this
(34:42):
stuff out. I said, even we have to strap the
bed right to the top of your car. You sound
determined to get her out of this home.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Well, because it's your wall. Here's the problem. I know
what's happening, and it's happening now. Her stuff she's just
going to be in the hallways. And now it's in
our dining room.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
There's still stuffed. There's still not all moved in yet.
So so Saturday they do the move and and so
you know, they decide that they you know, clock out
at about three o'clock in the afternoon. Right, they have
a friend with a truck who's able to come and
help him out for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Uh So three o'clock that they a chunk. They clocked out, right.
So I don't know about you, Jojo, but Sunday morning
I would have what Well, if I moved out, so
they didn't get everything out on Saturday. Yeah, they clocked
out about three o'clock in the afternoon, right, they got
the trash bags in the bag of the seuvs.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
What would you do on Sunday? Well, the fact that
you probably put all their stuff on the front lawn.
I'd come pick all that stuff up and bring it
to my new spot. I would get up first thing
in the morning. Yeah, right, first thing in the morning
and go and get all this stuff. Because you want
to start your new place. You want to start that life, right, dude,
(36:00):
it's all day, nobody shows up and we go.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
So my wife and I go over to look at
the place. I'm watching the two guys, right, her boyfriend
and his buddy just sitting on the couch eating Popeye's chicken.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
No urgency, What do you guys do today? I put
the bracket in the TV, and I was like okay,
And I was like, put the TV's at my house.
So you put the bracket up with the TV sitting
in my house and so uh so. Yeah, So now
it's when now we're in the work week, Joe and
(36:35):
they both have jobs. Certainly not gonna come over and
get it now. No, no, no, no, you know what
this is, and I'll tell you what it is. It's
it's that once that last piece of whatever leaves your home,
that's it. It's official. Man. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Well, so yesterday I went and every box that was
in the hallway or left in the bedroom I put
in our dining room and I said, here, it's but
right by the front door. I couldn't make it easier
for you to get to, like literally, it would take
maybe three trips to get all this stuff over to
your place.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Needed to put it in their dining room. Dude, Okay,
you thought about that, you might have to. Yesterday I
thought about I'm like, you know what, I might as
well just pack my car up and just and just
drive it over and what I should just leave it
on their porch there so they have a bracket for
a TV hung on the wall. But the TV's in
my basement. We're getting there, we're getting see that for
(37:24):
me would be the first thing I put up as
a TV.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
My thing is I would have had it all wrapped up.
And my wife gets on me, She's like, you're just
being hard on everyone.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I'm not. It's just but there's a way to do things.
And when I moved and you helped move me. I
when we moved, everything was gonna go in a room.
I labeled it and I said, listen, man, you're in
charge of bedroom one. Put all this stuff goes into
bedroom one. Because you have people there to help you,
you might as well take advantage of all that. If
you with all your stuff over there in one shot,
everybody is on the other side. It's going to help
you put it in your house. And that's what I
(37:53):
said to her.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
I said, for weeks beforehand, I said, organize everything so
that way when you're moving in now it's.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Really in trash bags. And here we go, like I
would have brought the bracket with the television. You should
a smart move. But but she, you know, once again,
she's the daughter of my wife. And what does my
wife do hordes clothes. So it's it's just tons and
tons of clothes.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
And and I don't think the boyfriend thought, you know this,
this many clothes were coming, we're coming over. So then
they wasted a bunch of time having to pack up
all the clothes. And I'm like, this all should have
been done. The moving day.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Should be not be packing day. And movie days. Should
be moving. It's the easiest day. When I was moving,
I had everything in my house packed like a day
or two ahead of time. Before I got the truck.
It was just sitting in my garage. But I'm watching
it and I'm just cracking up, laughing, and I'm like,
I'm like, I'm sitting there watching I'm watching college football
and I'm and it's just I'm hearing grunts and groans.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
It looked like my it looked like my daughter was
gonna have a heart attack. And she's like, I've just
been walking up the stairs too much.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
I go, you're twenty four. You shouldn't. You shouldn't be
out of breath. Wall in the two weeks, in the
two weeks leading up to it, you come down, you
grab one box, and then next time you go off,
and then maybe coming out another couple of times after that,
you rab another box, you bring another box down there. Yeah,
so it was almost there, a comedy of errors. But
but yeah, yeah, well at the Popeyes look good on Sunday,
(39:18):
just sitting watching the watching the bracket because the TV's
not on it you think you've got in bed. I
like this.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Anytime people can show awareness to this. And I've seen
this happen before. Somebody was doing this with a cough
and a couple of years ago. Anton new Taboo. It
is a pretty awesome name. He's the holder of a
new world record. The thirty seven year old Dutch army
veteran wanted to draw attention to men's mental health and
decided to do so by walking like a crazy person
(39:53):
barefoot from Los Angeles to New York City.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah, they know one of the old New York giants
did that too. So how long does it take? Let's see,
let's get into it. So the website that he did
it for was bravemen talk dot com. He completed the
thirty one hundred mile walk just before the New York
City Marathon on Sunday, after starting it February seventeen miles.
See that's it's almost a year.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
He raised about one hundred thousand dollars during his efforts. Yeah,
I don't like this at all. The Chester Zoo in
the UK they release some spiders from the zoo. They're
the size of your hands.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Too much, But if I can hit it, if I
have to crunch a spider to kill it, it's too big.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
I guess it's the time of year where spider's mate.
So the zoo released thousands of these spiders into the wild.
The average person won't have a problem spotting them. They
can grow to the size of an adult human's hand.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Back in twenty ten, this particular spider was on the
verge of extinction and they posed no threat to humans.
So that's good.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yeah, I get one of those. What's what's the big
I get daddy long legs in my garage.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah. And then and so like the girls, they they
go they you know, they scream and yell and I'm like,
thing's not gonna hurt you. You just ripped the legs. Yeah,
it's just again it let it, Let it be. And
then you know, I think they eat like mosquitos and
stuff too, like let him go.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Tom Reakin and his wife mckenzion found their dream home
in Washington State. What they didn't know, however, was thousands
of bats were found in the house. The couple had
been saving up living in a trailer until they found
a four bedroom fixer up there. Soon after, they realized
the rodents referred to in the inspection report were bats.
Getting rid of them is complicated due to the fact
(41:34):
that bats are a protective species in Washington State. That
meant that they had to be humanely excluded from the
entry points into the home where they were excluded, right, excluded, excluded, excluded,
excluded the x C l U D ed. Yeah, but
the excluded. Would that be the word that you use
(41:59):
for that use it in a sentence?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Again, the bats had to be humanely excluded, I think executed.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
I think it's what their true. No, they can't because
it's got to be humane. So whatever, the bats were
kicked out of the house. It's estimated that the bats
have been taking over the home for decades. So the
house was filled with bat droppings and uh it was Yeah,
they had, I guess do a massive cleanup. We have
a tree in my front yard and whatever it is
(42:28):
at night esp you know, in the spring and summer.
The bats love it. And every now and then I'll
like shut my my car door when I'm coming into work, Yeah,
and all of a sudden, like ten bats will fly
out of the tree.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
You know what, you're like the batman. It's it's it's
a bat. You're like the bat cave. It's a little creepy. Yeah,
you know, because they make a certain sound and you're like,
oh yeah, okay, that's not a bird, that's a bat.
There you go. Those people they have a bad You,
not so much. South Jersey's rock station. What
Wake up, Wake up? Ye oh, wake up, wind up.
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Speaker 1 (00:35):
And this show isn't it? Hey? Man? What's up? What's happening?
My wife called us pigs yesterday? Oh my god, what
do we say? That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So she said, we're talking about the hot girl from
the movie Baywatch. And she had had a kid, Alexandria
to daddyo do something like that, and she got to
like big beautiful eyes and she was in uh in
white lotus. So she had a kid. And I said,
(01:18):
she's got nice knockers. Sure, And you said, yeah, I'd
love to be the baby that gets to hang off them.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, why not. It's a beautiful rack. She goes, what
is it nineteen eighty seven? Kid's gonna die because you
said knockers. Oh, because she said knockers, I was like,
she called you a pig because of what you said. Yeah,
I don't know if I'm the baby. I'm like, my
eyes are wide open, just like moms like, look at
these guys. Like the term knockers. Yeah, you know, the
boobs get tired, knockers mountains. See. I like the one.
(01:49):
I like the tea word, but we can't use it here.
I use it. I've used it more at home, and
I say it like with a hard I don't think
most most women don't like that. I like to over exaggerate,
like like the word you know, because boobs, like you
have great boobs. I get it in the milk bags.
Knockers is kind of like an al bundie. I told her,
means spud Mackenzie, we're gonna handle. Yeah, Tatas, I remember Tatas.
(02:12):
That's a good one. Yeah. My favorite is for the bra,
the over the shoulder boulder holder.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's a long one. Yeah, that was like fifth grade.
I remember that was the big one in like fifth grade.
Was was the you know, we're waiting for the first
girl to wear the over the shoulder boulder holder.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I'd be like, you got great, And I just say
to my wife, yeah, I don't think she likes it
very now. I like the response I get from her
when I say it. Most women do not like the
tea word. Yeah, I don't know why. Man, Probably because
of us guys. Yeah, probably Yeah, yeah, you said knockers, knockers.
She she called me a pig. She called you a
pig because of the baby comment. So we're pigs. Just
(02:49):
know that that should be a talk back. I wouldn't
hear it.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Well, it's like, uh, it's like when Biden called Trump
supporters trash, Like, so I'm gonna take it with pride, right,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Come in tomorrow in a pig outphan. Well if all
the things we said, that's it. Yeah, that's what I
said a lot worse. Wow, Okay, knockers huh everybody, Uh,
it's Tuesday. We'll dive into that. We're gonna find a
ZXL workforce employee of the day. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We got movie tickets over at the Square Theaters for
the new Tom Hanks movie called a Here, So we'll
get what that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Coming up just a little bit. One hundred point seven
ZXL South Jerseys Rock Stations ZXL on morning show, Good Morning, Everybody,
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Morning Show. My debit card got to climb the other day.
Oh that's the worst. Yeah, things gambling go bad over
(03:43):
the weekend. No, but check this out right, So my
brother and I started gambling, right, yeah, and we both
signed up for cards the casino. Well he gets ah,
he gets ah. You know how you get like the
rewards when you go and gamble a lot and they
give you like hey, it's it's come get your toaster
night and all that stuff. We started getting it, but
it had my wife's name on it, and I'm like,
(04:03):
does my wife have a Borgotta card that I don't
know about? Is she doing some type of gambling? I
was like, what, No, Now, if I found out, like
you found out your wife is a compulsive sports gambler,
if I did, I'd problem, dude, I'd be so if
I found out my wife said she was going to work,
but she ducked over to Borgata went to gamble, dude,
we would we would have something awesome in common. But like,
(04:25):
let's do it. Like I tried gambling the other night.
We're in ac I had to duck away like I
had the light door and say, hey, I'm gonna run
in the bathroom and just dig over to the crabs tables. No,
So I get my card, I go through the ATM
and it's gotten declined for the second time. And I
look and I was like, okay, I know that there's
money in there. Now I have to go into the
bank and figure this whole thing out, which, by the way,
like who's still going, who's still who was still cashing
(04:47):
checked at the bank.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I had to go yesterday I had cash and I
needed to Uh it's a positive. And my wife's like,
you gotta take this to the bank, Dude, I forgot
how to fill out one of the slips.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, and I had.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I went to woman, I said, I said, I said,
I don't even know my account number. Man, I said,
if I just give you my idea of my debit card,
could you just like a child, can you just put
the money the money in the account for me? And
she just starts laughing because I'm like, I don't, dude,
I haven't gone to deposit a check or cash in
a bank in forever.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, no, I know, Like you don't even so I
did that just yesterday. Like you use your using your
usually get your debit card at the counter in anymore,
you don't have to go, you know, you don't fill
out the slip and say, hey, this is what I
need and you pull cash out, so I go up there.
So apparently, and this is kind of juvenile, I guess,
but I had a I guess, my uh my Xbox
account every year updates because I had the Gold membership,
(05:39):
so I could play online like a hundred but it's
like one hundred bucks once a year. Yeah, it's like
I think it's like fifty nine to ninety nine. I'm like,
she's like, yeah, this happened back in August, and we
locked your card up. So I don't use my debit
card a lot. I use all credit cards because you know,
I don't know. I just I do that. You get
the points. I can keep track of it. It's I
don't use my debit card. So I was like, see,
you locked my my debit card up for that because
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a fifty nine ninety nine dollars charge. Well, because yes,
it may it may have came.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Well, they were probably like, you're a fifty year old man,
you shouldn't be having an Xbox.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well that's what the flag was. Yeah, it was a
flag of embarrassment.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
But yeah, man, I had a local Yoko bank and
if we cross state lines they would freeze my card. Wow,
and I was like, I was like, I'd have to
call them, and they were closed on Sundays. So like
I remember, we were on vacation. It was a Sunday
and my card's frozen until Monday.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Wow. But I can call them and they're like, oh,
we just thought it was a fraudulent because you don't
live there. I go, I'm on vacation. They're like, well
you should call them. Tell us, are you my parents?
Like they're like, well, what you should do is you
should go to an ATM as soon as you get there,
somewhere where you can put your pin in and then
we'll know it's definitely. Well, we were leaving Mexico, you
and I and a bunch of lasers, and I had
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a fifty dollars charge for the room that I had
to pay, and it's like, now you can't use your card.
I don't know, is there there's a chance that an
American could go to Mexico and enjoy the vacation, Like
that's not so outline and it's a fifty dollars charge.
I understand going crossing borders, right. This is if I
went to Pennsylvania, they would be like, well, you don't
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live in Pennsylvania. So we're just gonna, we're gonna, uh,
we're gonna put a lock on your car. Yeah. I
got flag when I tried to buy a movie projector
from my theater room and I was in Delaware for
the tax free shopping. I was at the best Buy there.
They shut the whole thing down. I'm like, come on,
it's the world, and it's there's nothing more embarrassing too,
and you're like, uh and and everyone always has the excuse,
(07:29):
you know, hey, uh, you know, I know I got
uh there's money in there. I promise it must have
done something wrong with the card. The machine is always right,
can you swipe it again? Swiping it again never works.
Gonna be back to the old days, man, you know,
now running credit checks with no shame now like Nelly.
But back in the day, it's like, damn man, they
have no money in here. Yeah, well they'll give you
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money you get you know, you get your twenty dollars,
but you did cost you thirty five dollars because of
an overdrim. But that was that. Yeah, some some banks
will let you do that where you're like, all right, man,
I know, I'm I know, I'm going over but they're
gonna let me go. I think I think my first
bank I ever like really did business right. You could
overdraft by one hundred bucks. That was a big deal.
Don't let me overdraft it all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut
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it all down. Look we get back Joe, Joe and
Scottie rock news. There's some rock news for you.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Oh, Michael Stipe from Rim and John Bond Job. He
joined voices on Sunday to do what Jojoe hopefully kill
each other support Kamala Harris cool r Em.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Uh well, yeah, at.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Least Michael Stite and uh so they were down in Georgia.
Now the Rim is from Georgia, from Athens, so they're
down there, and uh yeah, they p you know, I guess,
played a bunch of r M songs, shot Happy People.
They did the World at the End of the World
as we Know It. They did the one I Love
(08:54):
No Time for Love Like Now and Driver eight.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I bet you they purposely left out it's the the
world as we know it. And then John bon Jove
he did Living on a Prayer of course and his
new song because that's what you want to hear when
you paid. It's it's like one hundred thousand dollars a
plate dinner. You want to hear Jon bon Jovi's new
song Forever. So yeah, a lot of celebrities going out
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there for Kamala. Eddie Van Halen, he passed away a
couple of years ago, but Quincy Jones passed away over
the weekend. And there's a connection there. Do you know
what the connection between Eddie Van Halen and Quincy Jones
as they both did cocaine together.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
There maybe that could very well have happened. Quincy was
in charge of Michael Jackson's thriller Oh yeah, Yeah, he
was a big deal with Yeah, and so so Quincy
Eddie van Halen.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
They digging enough interviews about Quincy Jones. And in twenty twelve,
Eddievan Halen.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Was interviewed and he said that Quincy called him up
and Eddie didn't believe it was Quincy Jones, so he
hung up, and then Quincy called again and Eddie Van
hald told him to go f himself. It was crap
because Quincy Jones was calling Eddie Van Hallen to play
guitar un beat him, right, that's right. And he said
(10:10):
even when he listened to the phone call finally and
Jones pitched it to him. He said he still wasn't
one hundred percent sure, but Quincy said, I'll let you
play however you want.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
And I'll let you set up the song however you want. Wow,
And and it became a huge hit and h and
Eddie is going out or it did go out a
couple of times, and even play it with Michael Jackson
live on stage jelly roll. This is this guy seems
like a nice guy, right, you know, seeming to clean
his life up. He was in jail for a while.
(10:41):
Now you know, later in life he's like he's my age,
he's you know, he's becoming a big success. We were smart.
He got in front of all of it like, yeah,
my wife was a prostitute. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Take I was like, I was in jail, I had
a face tattoos. Now yeah, my wife literally a couple
of years ago was still you know, high end hooking.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So he's been very big about going to.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Jails and uh, juvenile detention centers and like talking to
kids and prisoners and saying like, hey, look I did it,
you can do it. So he found that there's a
lot of real good musicians in prison. So on his
new tour, he talked to a warden of one of
these jails in Virginia, and they're gonna let him take
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these prisoners out on tour.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's awesome, man. Her. Yeah, you know, maybe a guy
that didn't murder his entire family, maybe he's in there
for something, is a huge, you know, great drummer or
guitar player.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
He said, you know, and and and he said, it's
gonna be its four guys, and he they absolutely they're
not going to make fun that they're in jail.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
They're gonna wear street clothes.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It's not like they're gonna go out there in their
jumpsuits and they're gonna be able to sing on stage
with them.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So that's pretty cool man. Yeah. Now, now the other
guys in jail probably pretty pretty pissed. You know. Next
thing you know, they're walking back into jail, they get
use it, shived, shank. What's gonna be like?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Like when they have auditioned in the band for the
for the school dance, you know you got you got
the three people sitting at that little desk and are
listening to the band players like you know what. Yeah,
you can damn tryouts at the jail. Sure, that's what
it is, all right today, Hey, guys, after we do
the cavity search, we're gonna do it. Hey, We're gonna
do a tryout for the chelly roll concert. There he goes,
(12:22):
do it, Lie, I can go, all right it and
we'll do it. Lit and things sucks. I'm scotting. Good morning.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Here's some news for us on election day. It feels
pretty good, man, because I voted on Sunday, and now
I don't have the anxiety of having the wait in
line on election day.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, you're off the like I get, you know what
I get. I don't know. I think somebody, my wife
said that this is the first time I think Jersey's
ever early voted. Yeah, I don't remember. I never remember.
I remember ampsthe ballads, but I don't remember early voting.
Because if you were construction or a real job, how
do you have time? That was always the vote, always
the problem, man, And you know that's why a lot
of companies would give you the day off. But yeah, no,
(13:06):
it's been nice. I think it would have been the
last two weeks people have been able to go out
and vote. I was shocked they were open on Sunday.
A judge in Pennsylvania ruled Monday that Elon Musks political
action committees one million dollar a day voter sweepstakes can
continue through Tuesday's presidential election. Today. A judge in Pennsylvania
gave no reason for the ruling in court yesterday. Musk's
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lawyers said the recipients.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Of his giveaways are not chosen by chance, but to
serve as the spokespeople for the Super Pack and America Pack.
Retired Eagles center Chasing Kelsey spoke out during ESPN's pregame
show Monday night after grabbing the phone of an unruly
fan at Penn State and spiking it to the ground.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Before the football movies like it in the game.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
He also the kid said some unkind words, some hateful,
unkind words about his brother tre Tavis. Then Jason made
the mistake of saying it back to that kid.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
So, UH, just a cliff notes version of what he said,
UH yesterday to uh when he was on his uh
broadcast quote in the heated moment, I decided to greet
hate with hate. Yes, you know, perfectly written whoever wrote it.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
To ESPN, he said, I felt short this week. Yeah,
he was very I didn't I didn't like it. He
was somber Jason Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I wonder if this goes all the way back to
Taylor Swift, like you've got you know, your tailors from that,
there's Shazra fans now as you're soon to be maybe
brother in law, you know. See, I think they're gonna
you know, these anti you know these these well not anti,
these hate these hate speech there. See. I think they
they're gonna take it another way because he the hate
that came to Travis that was being yelled at Jason
(14:51):
was because he's dating Taylor Swift. So it almost looks
like Jason was going, you know, defending his and he was.
He was his brother. So I think, are you like
you mean the Swifties, right, Yeah, the Swifties are gonna
look at that and say, look look how good Jason is.
Because I'll tell you, man, if it wasn't Election day
weekend and it was a slow news cycle, this would
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have been everywhere.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, some sixty thousand while while branded beverage tumblers are
under recalled due to a laceration hazard posed by a
metal straw.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Are we so dumb? We can't use straws. Yes, and
the stirs now are like these like long sticks, but
you gotta you gotta peel them back. You can't just
grab the stir out of the cup. Yeah, I thought
we should go back to the way things used to be.
Four people have been injured because of the metal straw. Well,
it's weird, like I can't you can't give me a
plastic straw, but if I ask for one, I can
(15:44):
get one. So dumb. It's also dumb. That's news. What
about sports?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Chiefs beat the Bucks last night Monday Night Football thirty
to twenty four, Suns beat the six Ers one eighteen
one sixteen Sixers Clippers tomorrow, Flyers Hurricanes, that's gonna be tonight.
And the Phillies acquired a bunch of pitchers yesterday, Devin's
see from the Tigers, Johnny McMillan from the Marlins, and
the Phil's also added right hander Alan Wrangle to the
(16:07):
forty man roster. There you go, that's news.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That's partly cloudy today. I have to seventy one clear
tonight over a sixty tomorrow for your Wednesday slight chance
of rain, slight, and I have to seventy seven sixty
outside right now. It yeah, slight sixty outside right now.
One hundred point seven ZXL South Jersey's rock station, ZXL
Morning Show. One hundred point seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock
(16:32):
Stations ZXL Morning Show. It buzzed me out. Man. So
I'm starting my Christmas decorating. And the inside's always done
real nice, like it looks like a Macy's, like my
wife really does. He does a real nice job on
the inside. But I always struggle, like what I'm gonna
do with the outside. Yeah, yeah, you know what, I'm
not just where I am.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Let's see, just like Halloween, I don't I don't want
a bunch of Santa Clauses out there, you know, And
I want a Nativity set, you know. I wanna keep
it kind of classy. That's you know, that's that's the thing.
Like I don't need a big spider web across my
lawn for Halloween. I don't need a fourteen foot skeleton Like.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
First year I moved in, Like we had trees in
the front. Man, I'm decorating all the trees, going around
with all the garland and put all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I believe one of my trees still has a strand
of lights that I couldn't get to.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Just plug it in, you know, there ready to go.
So every year it gets less and less because I
want to put less effort on the d and the
outside because here's the problem. Focus on the porch. That's
my big focus. You know what we do? We do? Uh,
we do a nice wreath. I had a light shining
on it. I had I would do like red and
light red and green lights for the house, and my
wife thought it looked ghetto, so I didn't do that.
I got a big wreath over top of the garage door,
(17:41):
which I just ordered a new one with nice lights,
because that looks like it's kind of there.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
We do one of those what do they call it
when the trees are white flocked flock trees? We do
one of those on the front porch. Okay, so we
got to the porch. We got a tree. We have
a tree right in the front of our lawn. I'll
do that because I can get on a step still
and do it. I'm not getting on the ladder, I'll
tell you that much.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
No. Yeah, I used to be able to compete with
everybody on the block. But now and they're already lit up. Now,
these people coming around with these services come around where
they decorate your entire house with the lights, and I
think it's like eight hundred bucks. I can't even keep
up with that. I'm not gonna go up on the
liner different and I'm not spending one thousand dollars on it.
They bring the lights, yeah, yeah, you got you buy
(18:24):
the lights and they get them and they put them
all up and yeah, but it costs like a thousand dollars.
Now these houses look beautiful. Yeah, so what am I
gonna do. I got one little wreath going over the
top of the garage door, and I'm gonna decorate. I
don't know, the front of the front of the house,
the porch. The biggest pain is I put reads on
every window in the front. Oh I used to I
used to do that.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I have to open up the window, I can take
out the screen. I gotta hang the wreath on each window.
And there's like eight windows. And that's the biggest pain
of the Christmas decoration season.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
But yeah, I guys put I put a closed pin
or a pencil on the other side. There's a pencil
out from the string and everything else.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Do you know, Uh, last two three years ago. You
know that I kind of gave up on the outside.
I got one of those things that the spotlights that
you plug in and it looks like it's snowing on
your house.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah. Just it's just mass, just some mass covering of
lights over the top of your house. Eh, it's here,
we are, Yeah, that's where I am. And I'm like,
why why even try? When I got houses on my
block and this new guy moved into, he went way
above for Halloween. I know he's gonna kill him for Christmas.
I'm like, I rather just I don't know, do nothing
on the outside. So it's not even like I tried,
Like why do you even bother? Where do you store
(19:34):
this stuff? Exactly?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
That's just people who that have those sixteen eighteen foot skeletons.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Where does that go? Man probably takes up a ship
like I have. Christmas I have, we have like five
or six trees. My wife gets them for free.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Half my basement. Between Halloween, Easter and Saint Patrick's Day
and Christmas, it's half my basement.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, it's half my shed. Dude, it's a pain in
the balls. I'm like, enough, it's enough. Uh, Hey, can
I do a shout out. Yeah, we usually say those
for a shout out Fridays, but we can do a
shout out Tuesday. Sure, shout out Election Day Tuesday. There
you go. So, yeah, go vote everybody if you're down
around the Tuckahoe area On Sunday, starting at seven am,
(20:16):
the good people over at the Freemasons at the Star Lodge,
they're habit a breakfast buffet. Jojo, you're gonna love it.
It's a country breakfast buffet. How much what's the price
on that? I might be interested in that? I think
it's twelve bucks. That's really good.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
And so it's right there on Root fifty across from
Sturdy Bank, and that's the free Mason's over at the
Star Lodge doing a big old country breakfast buffet. Bud
and the boys will be there cooking up a storm.
And when I tell you, the food is fantastic. This guy, Bud,
he's awesome. He holds down this kitchen and he's the guy.
(20:56):
He kind of has all the secrets. Yeah, right, like
if something, if you can't get the igniter to work,
you can only go to Bud.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
He's the guy that he's the guy, and he's out
in the apron.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Oh yeah, he's got the apron. Come on now, he's
got the country music playing in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
He's got he's got. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I'm telling you right there on Route fifty, it's gonna
be a good time. It's down in Tuckahoe Sunday morning,
starting at seven am at the Star Lodge, right across.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
From Sturdy Bank. So we'll see you down there. We
get back, we'll knock out some trash. Oh love track
anything thirty on toty, anything racket rock or roughy. Yes,
(21:50):
love trash.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
There's some trash for you. We talked about it a
little bit yesterday. Her parents are Mike and Diane. They're
across the hall Jack and Diane or her parents.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
A little ditty.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Now, look, I look, I'm not saying that this would
be the best commercial in the world, but across the hall,
we have a morning show it's been there for years
called Mike and Diane. Wouldn't it be great to do
a commercial where it's based off of the song Jack
and Diane.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Would be great because you'd have here's a little ditty
about Mike and Diane. If you have ditty voicing the commercial,
you know Mike has that hand between her knees. Huh,
they're down at the tasty freeze. Think, come on, who,
how have we not thought of this? I got to
pitch it to him when they get in. No.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
John Mellencamp, who who you know wrote the song and
sang the song Jack and Diane, his daughter is now
one of the real housewives of every Hills. She filed
for a divorce after thirteen years of marriage, citing a
reconcilable differences. So now, if you want to date John
Mellencamp's daughter, Teddy Mellencamp, she's out, ready, single, ready to
(23:00):
make one.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
She wont spousal support. I don't know if the guy
has any money or not, but she put in the
court filings that she does want child, some child and
spousal support. I'd be like, bitch, ask your dad. Yeah,
I think John's got some money. Right, you didn't get
any of that Jack and Diane money. You're gonna move
back into the poolhouse. Jason Kelsey seems like he's kind
(23:25):
of dodged a bullet with this this thing that went
down last weekend at Penn State. Penn State did say
yesterday they're looking into the incident. If you don't know
what happened.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Somebody yelled a very derogatory thing at Jason Azoo was
walking back to who knows.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
His car a party, a frat party. We need to
get him away from people.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
So a kid yelled something about his brother, Dadan Taylor Swift,
very derogatory. Jason took offense to it, smashed the kid's
cell phone down on the ground and said some derogatory
things back to that kid. He apologized last night on
Monday and I countdown, but the police said they are
going to look into it, but it doesn't look like
anything's gonna come up him.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Maybe maybe, just maybe it's not a good idea to
have him pounding beers and then walking across the parking
lot full of a bunch of routed college students. That's
just my eyes, like no security, right. I literally watched
him a half hour before pound beers on the ESPN
Game Day, so yeah, and he was also if you
notice in the video, he's carrying a twelve pack of
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his own beer. There we are.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Here's probably Giselle bouch And was out dating out in
public her jiu jitsu instructor. They've been dating now, I
guess for a couple of months. That was the big
joke of the Tom Brady roast was that she left
him for the jiu jitsu instruction.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
So he could certainly beat up Tom Brady if he
had to. I'll give it to the jiu jitsu guy.
I could say Tom Brady could outrun him.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Okay, well, actually no, I've watched Tom Brady do that
forty Yeah, he's not very he's not very mobile, So yeah,
I would probably go jiu.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Jitsu guy over Tom Brady. Let's see here, do you
know who La lac Kent is? Who does it? Man?
Who is Lala Kent? Well? La lack Kent said, I
guess she's friends with Taylor Swift. And she said that.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
There's a thing that makes Travis very sweet. She said,
we take a group picture and Travis I'm next to
him and pregnant. I believe he had two girls on
each of his sides, and when he put his arms
around us, he didn't touch us. That that's that move
was started by Keanu Reeves because you know, once again,
he didn't want to be canceled. And if you remember
(25:39):
about ten years ago, there was a DJ somewhere in
the Midwest and Taylor Swift did a backstage thing and
he took a picture with her, and she claims he
grabbed her.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Ass and he got to take a shot at that
and he got fired. Richard Gear you know who Richard
Gear is? Woman?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah, guy for Pretty Woman one where he cries a
lot a gentleman, the soldier and a gentleman, A gentleman
and a lady whatever it was called.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Did he just look old back then? But he was
kind of young because he looked old back then. He
always kind of had an older look to him. Yeah,
So Officer and a Gentleman. That's the movie. So he
said he's leaving the country, but not for political reasons.
He said that he's selling his house in Connecticut because
his in laws live over in England. So he's gonna
(26:29):
go over there for so his wife can be closer
to the in laws.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
That's a nice pregnant that's always present, right, you know.
Not a lot of guys would be like, hey, I
want to move closer to my in laws. It's interesting
he says it on an election day.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah. I don't know if he's ever been real political.
I know he's really religious. He's a he's a Buddhist.
I know he talks about that. And you gotta remember
Richard Gear snagged Cindy Crawford at her height. Yeah he did. Yeah,
like Cindy Cindy Kraft, like the Cindy Kroft. Like now
(27:04):
that Liam guy's going for Pam Anderson, but not Pam
Pam Anderson. Yeah, yeah, well that's what yeah, like, like
you get Pam Anderson, Now that's cool. Like there was
a chance, a very small chance that me and another guy,
we had Sonny in from the w w F at
the time. And if I don't know, you know who
(27:24):
Sonny is. But Sonny was like the first hot chicken wrestling, right,
Like she wasn't Miss Elizabeth where she was put together
and stuff like, she was boobs out. She was what
would become the Deevus And now me and my body.
She had her in the studio and she was all drunk.
We both think that we could have hooked up with them,
(27:44):
but it wasn't nineteen ninety five some We got two
thousand and six some not as good, not as good,
and about seventy pounds more. Yeah, you got Sonny, Sonny, Sonny.
But I asked you the question Jojo, it's still Sonny,
So you can tell your buddies. Hey, man, I gave
it to Sonny. Yeah, but doesn't matter. I mean, what
(28:05):
sunny you get? Well, it doesn't You don't have to
tell them. You don't have to tell them what year
it was. Yeah, yes, yeah, you know, but it is
pretty good to say.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Hey, man, you know I was able to snag that
though it was, you know, a sloppy, seventy pounds heavier
Sonny six you.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Had Sonny, but yeah, Launch Point seven XL Rock Stations
the XL Workforce Employer the day. Good morning, Hey, what's up, brother?
I'm heading to Corte, Florida my sixty foot Hatteri's got
hit by hurricane. Dude, that's a nice boat. I panic. Yeah,
any any word? You have anybody down there with eyes
(28:43):
on it? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I'm going down to pump
it out. I got a pump to pump twenty thousand
gallons an hour out of the fen. Now what happened?
Did the boat end up on land? What happened to it? Sunk?
It got hit by a tornado one hundred and fifty
by an hour winds and long boat pa And but
I'm gonna have to stay cortees. I mean that's a
(29:05):
lot of that's a lot of wind, you know what
I mean. Yeah, it snapped the line, snapped the pilings.
I mean people left everything down there. Yeah, man, going
down there to help the economy out.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I'm telling you what, man, that's a that's a beautiful
boat you got there. I mean it sucks with under water,
but yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
You go on YouTube long boat Key put in Harbor
Villa Club and a picture of my boat comes up,
ball forward. Oh no, all right, Well you think you're
gonna be getting you're gonna be able to get it up.
I'm absolutely all right. Maybe you should have went down there.
Maybe you should have went down with the boat. Like
(29:42):
the one guy was stuck in Florida, he refused to
leave his broat. Maybe you should have been there for
the boat man. He was a filthy animal. Yeah, we see.
It's one of those things. Man. I was dealing with it.
I was dealing with the death of the family. Were
they on the boats? Tough? Jesus? All right, look, good
(30:05):
work employee today. That's what I want to know. Do
you want to be the workforce bloy of the day? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Are we baby?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
It is election day. It sounds like, yes you want
to sounds like you're you're voting for Trumps. You're about
to pump your water out of your boat? Are you
driving the voted I'm going down. You know, you thought
there was a million more Republicans democratic. I've heard red
down heard that. All right, we're gonna make you the
workforce employ of the day. All right, are you stay
(30:35):
on hold? Just imagine man Jing one of the storms
you're just watching. I don't know your boat, your jess kid,
just get beat up and hope for the best, you know,
because they didn't have floating docks, or they were just
starting to get floating docks. And my dad had his boat.
So you would have to go in a storm and.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
You would have to go down and retie it all
because if not, your boat is either the ripping up
a piling off or it's hanging there right, so you
have to adjust the ropes for that, and you know,
with the tide and everything like that, and so watch it.
That's like, you know, look, boats are a lot of fun,
but when stuff like that happens, like you know, it's
just it's all you just have a lot of anxiety.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
The same thing with having a shorehouse. I remember our
shoress would flood all the time. Yeah yeah, and it's
and so it was always like the heater was going
or you know aly you know, it broke something else.
It was awful. My neighbors buy the water and bring it.
He'll do that. Big storms come by. Man he does.
He gets, you know, he gets some water coming up
close to his house. But I mean, what are you
gonna do? Sit there and bucket it out? And a man,
(31:33):
you gotta take the damage and deal with it later.
And that's what it is. And we were at a
part of Ocean City. It floods. It still floods pretty badly.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
And and they decided to put the laundry room outside
ground level. Yeah so, and that's where the heater, washer
and dryer were. So every time there was a flood,
we lost the washer, dryer, any heater it was. You
must have replaced it four times when we lived there.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Look we get back. We'll do some headlines. Coin seven
z XL Shop Jerseys Rock Station z x L Morning Show. Dude,
let me tell you something I watched over the weekend.
My oldest daughter she's moving out and so now she's
known this for like maybe six weeks or so that
she's been you know that this past weekend was the
(32:20):
weekend that she was gonna move out. I went and
got her a bunch of boxes. I told her to
go buy a bunch of laundry baskets from the Dollar store.
Because it's a bedroom, that's all. It's all. She's moving
out of bedroom. You started packing her up. You start
all the boxes by the door, dude. Yeah, yes, so
I said to her, I said, look, here's what you do.
Go to liquor stores. They usually have the boxes by
(32:44):
the by the exit door. They'll let you take as
many as you want. I told her the laundry basket stuff.
I said, you know, don't worry about going and buying
boxes and all that stuff. It's it's nonsense. It's a bedroom.
So I kind of watched every day.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Nothing's really getting packed up, nothing's really getting packed up,
nothing's really getting packed up. Now it's now she's signed
the paperwork on the place. Nothing's really packed up. So
now Saturday morning, this is gonna be the morning she's moving, right,
her and her boyfriend moving right, dude, You talk about
(33:20):
ill prepared. They were so ill prepared for this move.
They're moving things in trash bags. Jesus right, right, He
goes to runt a truck, realizes they won't run on
a truck because he's under twenty five. And I'm like, guys,
this is all stuff that needed to be figured out
weeks ago, maybe even days ago.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Right, you couln't even preserve those trucks like a few
days ahead of time and make sure you get one.
And so I'm like, I'm like, okay, So I'm watching
them and I'm there to help, but once again, you know,
I'm like, I'm letting them do the move.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Dude, it's moving a couple of boxes, and then sitting
around talking for a half hour.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Uh, moving a couple of boxes. We're gonna go get
something neat. You and I could have had that room done.
That's why I said her. I said, I would have
been broken down the night before. I said, honestly, half
a day. I said, the biggest part is unpacking it
in the new place. And I said, but getting it
out it should have been the easy part. And when
you'd be excited to get your brand news, she kind
(34:21):
of was dragging her feet, really and and I was
like and so and then it and so. Okay, So
they have two SUVs, and I said, put the seats
down and we can shove everything in these SUVs. They
moved three minutes down the road from us. I'm not
even exaggerating, three minutes down the road. So I said, look,
you'd take multiple trips, but we can get all this
(34:42):
stuff out. I said, even we have to strap the
bed right to the top of your car. You sound
determined to get her out of this home.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Well, because it's your wall. Here's the problem. I know
what's happening, and it's happening now. Her stuff she's just
going to be in the hallways. And now it's in
our dining room.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
There's still stuffed. There's still not all moved in yet.
So so Saturday they do the move and and so
you know, they decide that they you know, clock out
at about three o'clock in the afternoon. Right, they have
a friend with a truck who's able to come and
help him out for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Uh So three o'clock that they a chunk. They clocked out, right.
So I don't know about you, Jojo, but Sunday morning
I would have what Well, if I moved out, so
they didn't get everything out on Saturday. Yeah, they clocked
out about three o'clock in the afternoon, right, they got
the trash bags in the bag of the seuvs.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
What would you do on Sunday? Well, the fact that
you probably put all their stuff on the front lawn.
I'd come pick all that stuff up and bring it
to my new spot. I would get up first thing
in the morning. Yeah, right, first thing in the morning
and go and get all this stuff. Because you want
to start your new place. You want to start that life, right, dude,
(36:00):
it's all day, nobody shows up and we go.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
So my wife and I go over to look at
the place. I'm watching the two guys, right, her boyfriend
and his buddy just sitting on the couch eating Popeye's chicken.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
No urgency, What do you guys do today? I put
the bracket in the TV, and I was like okay,
And I was like, put the TV's at my house.
So you put the bracket up with the TV sitting
in my house and so uh so. Yeah, So now
it's when now we're in the work week, Joe and
(36:35):
they both have jobs. Certainly not gonna come over and
get it now. No, no, no, no, you know what
this is, and I'll tell you what it is. It's
it's that once that last piece of whatever leaves your home,
that's it. It's official. Man. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Well, so yesterday I went and every box that was
in the hallway or left in the bedroom I put
in our dining room and I said, here, it's but
right by the front door. I couldn't make it easier
for you to get to, like literally, it would take
maybe three trips to get all this stuff over to
your place.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Needed to put it in their dining room. Dude, Okay,
you thought about that, you might have to. Yesterday I
thought about I'm like, you know what, I might as
well just pack my car up and just and just
drive it over and what I should just leave it
on their porch there so they have a bracket for
a TV hung on the wall. But the TV's in
my basement. We're getting there, we're getting see that for
(37:24):
me would be the first thing I put up as
a TV.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
My thing is I would have had it all wrapped up.
And my wife gets on me, She's like, you're just
being hard on everyone.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I'm not. It's just but there's a way to do things.
And when I moved and you helped move me. I
when we moved, everything was gonna go in a room.
I labeled it and I said, listen, man, you're in
charge of bedroom one. Put all this stuff goes into
bedroom one. Because you have people there to help you,
you might as well take advantage of all that. If
you with all your stuff over there in one shot,
everybody is on the other side. It's going to help
you put it in your house. And that's what I
(37:53):
said to her.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
I said, for weeks beforehand, I said, organize everything so
that way when you're moving in now it's.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Really in trash bags. And here we go, like I
would have brought the bracket with the television. You should
a smart move. But but she, you know, once again,
she's the daughter of my wife. And what does my
wife do hordes clothes. So it's it's just tons and
tons of clothes.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
And and I don't think the boyfriend thought, you know this,
this many clothes were coming, we're coming over. So then
they wasted a bunch of time having to pack up
all the clothes. And I'm like, this all should have
been done. The moving day.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Should be not be packing day. And movie days. Should
be moving. It's the easiest day. When I was moving,
I had everything in my house packed like a day
or two ahead of time. Before I got the truck.
It was just sitting in my garage. But I'm watching
it and I'm just cracking up, laughing, and I'm like,
I'm like, I'm sitting there watching I'm watching college football
and I'm and it's just I'm hearing grunts and groans.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
It looked like my it looked like my daughter was
gonna have a heart attack. And she's like, I've just
been walking up the stairs too much.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
I go, you're twenty four. You shouldn't. You shouldn't be
out of breath. Wall in the two weeks, in the
two weeks leading up to it, you come down, you
grab one box, and then next time you go off,
and then maybe coming out another couple of times after that,
you rab another box, you bring another box down there. Yeah,
so it was almost there, a comedy of errors. But
but yeah, yeah, well at the Popeyes look good on Sunday,
(39:18):
just sitting watching the watching the bracket because the TV's
not on it you think you've got in bed. I
like this.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Anytime people can show awareness to this. And I've seen
this happen before. Somebody was doing this with a cough
and a couple of years ago. Anton new Taboo. It
is a pretty awesome name. He's the holder of a
new world record. The thirty seven year old Dutch army
veteran wanted to draw attention to men's mental health and
decided to do so by walking like a crazy person
(39:53):
barefoot from Los Angeles to New York City.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah, they know one of the old New York giants
did that too. So how long does it take? Let's see,
let's get into it. So the website that he did
it for was bravemen talk dot com. He completed the
thirty one hundred mile walk just before the New York
City Marathon on Sunday, after starting it February seventeen miles.
See that's it's almost a year.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
He raised about one hundred thousand dollars during his efforts. Yeah,
I don't like this at all. The Chester Zoo in
the UK they release some spiders from the zoo. They're
the size of your hands.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Too much, But if I can hit it, if I
have to crunch a spider to kill it, it's too big.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
I guess it's the time of year where spider's mate.
So the zoo released thousands of these spiders into the wild.
The average person won't have a problem spotting them. They
can grow to the size of an adult human's hand.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Back in twenty ten, this particular spider was on the
verge of extinction and they posed no threat to humans.
So that's good.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yeah, I get one of those. What's what's the big
I get daddy long legs in my garage.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah. And then and so like the girls, they they
go they you know, they scream and yell and I'm like,
thing's not gonna hurt you. You just ripped the legs. Yeah,
it's just again it let it, Let it be. And
then you know, I think they eat like mosquitos and
stuff too, like let him go.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Tom Reakin and his wife mckenzion found their dream home
in Washington State. What they didn't know, however, was thousands
of bats were found in the house. The couple had
been saving up living in a trailer until they found
a four bedroom fixer up there. Soon after, they realized
the rodents referred to in the inspection report were bats.
Getting rid of them is complicated due to the fact
(41:34):
that bats are a protective species in Washington State. That
meant that they had to be humanely excluded from the
entry points into the home where they were excluded, right, excluded, excluded, excluded,
excluded the x C l U D ed. Yeah, but
the excluded. Would that be the word that you use
(41:59):
for that use it in a sentence?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Again, the bats had to be humanely excluded, I think executed.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
I think it's what their true. No, they can't because
it's got to be humane. So whatever, the bats were
kicked out of the house. It's estimated that the bats
have been taking over the home for decades. So the
house was filled with bat droppings and uh it was Yeah,
they had, I guess do a massive cleanup. We have
a tree in my front yard and whatever it is
(42:28):
at night esp you know, in the spring and summer.
The bats love it. And every now and then I'll
like shut my my car door when I'm coming into work, Yeah,
and all of a sudden, like ten bats will fly
out of the tree.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
You know what, you're like the batman. It's it's it's
a bat. You're like the bat cave. It's a little creepy. Yeah,
you know, because they make a certain sound and you're like,
oh yeah, okay, that's not a bird, that's a bat.
There you go. Those people they have a bad You,
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