WEDNESDAY 11-06-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
And this show isn't it? Hey man?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
What's happening? Good morning to you. So before we we'll
get into all the elections stuff out, Oh what a night.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I was going to bring something in for you, and
then I stopped myself because I've been proud of you. Ah,
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna guess movie popcorn.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
My wife over the weekend with my oldest daughter's little guy,
she made a a like double chocolate cake and it's
it's sitting on our little cake holder on our counter,
and I said, you know what, let me slice off
a piece because I bet Jojo would love it. And
I was going to bring it in for it surprise

(01:35):
you right on the air. But you've been sending me
pictures of you eating salad lately.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, me and heavy handed Dennis. You're trying to slim
down for our wives. You know, I decided not to
bring in the cake. Well, thank you, because you put
Reese's cups in front of me. Then you tell my
wife on the air that you I was eating Reese's pieces,
So I had to deal with that.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Well, that was a lie. You weren't. I made that up.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
That was a struggle. Now, you did eat the Reeses,
but you did like, but you didn't eat the recent pieces.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
He didn't. I made that up. I went the bat
for you. She called you and yelled at you, and
I said that I made that up.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, I found out if I can replace eating candy
with a vodka, it works. Because I sat at the
table giving out candy. I'm like, I get this beautiful
bowl of candy in front of me, but I got
a vodka drinking it. Yes, right, well I agree. So
Dana White was being interviewed by Tuckle Carlson last night
and they were bringing up how Donald Trump can still

(02:30):
be this energetic. I think he's seventy eight, and I'm not.
All he eats is candy and McDonald's because you never
come off that sugar high. It's a constant high. And
they showed what like a night is and and like
you know what he gets catered. It's McDonald's and I
don't mean it's chefs making stuff like McDonald's. It's McDonald's.

(02:53):
And he said there's there's bowls of milky Way bars. Yeah.
I went till RFK shuts this whole thing down.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Wells what Joe Rogan asked.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I think RFK that too.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
He's like, he's like, how does he do it? And
Ark He's like, I don't cause I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's a machine. He's just he is man. And look
at him. He was up for forty eight hours and
he does that speech just a couple of hours ago,
and and you know, you're like, I I if I
was up for forty eight hours, man, I couldn't get
up there and do that speech. I'd love to know
when he slept, if he slept, like because his suit
was perfect, his tie was That's what Dana White. See.
It's three o'clock in the morning, he's talking on stage.

(03:30):
That's what Dana White said. Dana White said, Uh, I've
been with him. He's been up for forty eight hours
and I don't even know how much sleep he got before.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
The forty eight hours. Wow. Yeah, big night man.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah. So if you've been heard, if you haven't heard
Donald Trump will be the forty seventh president of the
Great United States of the mayor. It looks pretty good.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I think. No, it just it's converted.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I know.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Oh it's okay.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, got hey, everybody, Uh it is Wednesday. We're gonna
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(04:13):
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Speaker 3 (04:17):
We get back. We're gonna start our show and there
you go.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
It's one hundred point seven ZXL Sound Jersey's rock station
ZXL Morny Show.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Good morning, everybody, do it live. I can go alrighte
it and we'll do it.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Love and things sucks. I'm Scotty.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Good morning. You're some news for yous. Nothing happened last night. Man,
it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
So it is projected, has not been confirmed, but it's
projected so allegedly Allegedly, Donald Trump has defeated Vice President
Kamala Harris in a stunning victory.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
He decimated her like it wasn't even close.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, allegedly. It truly does look like a bloodbath. When
when you break it down with the numbers. This was
Rocky in Rocky three in the first clubber Lang fight. Yeah,
when Rocky lost, When Rocky just gave up.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
And just lost. Yeah. So Trump, he will now be
a president.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I think it's the first time since Teddy Roosevelt that
a president has jumped a term where he was president,
was a president, and then was president again.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I don't think they.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Called New Jersey yet, No, of course, I know it's
gonna blue, but it got awfully red well New Jersey.
In New Jersey, Andy Kim, a Democrat, he defeated Republican
businessman Curtis Bashaw. They were replacing Bob Menendez, who it
was the ky you got ousted because he was taking
bribes and Jeff Andrew I loved Jeff. He he won

(05:53):
down here in South Jersey, authorities have charged a fourth
man with the murder in the October fifth teenth home
of aasion shooting of the Cumberland County Prosecutor's Office. Detective
Byron L. Thimas of Paulsborough is charging the killing of
their detective, Sergeant Monica Mosley. Police responded to Moseley's home
on the six hundred block of buck Shuntelm Road in

(06:15):
Bridgeton around ten thirty pm after a report of several
people kicking in the front door of the residents. Yeah.
Good wrestling in Paulsborough, man, They've always been known for
their wrestling. The high school team, Yeah, I believe good
football team too, are they?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, Well, Byron won't be going to any games anytime
soon because he's in jail.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
A school board.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
In Cumberland County agreed last month to pay a one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars settlement to a former student
who accused the district of not stopping an eighth grade
English teacher from sending thousands of inappropriate emails to her.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
The case involved the Richard Super Richard F.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Super, I guess that was the teacher who taught at
the Rassy Intermediate it in in intermediot inter inter Meditation
Intermediate School in Violent until he was accused of sending
inappropriate communications to a female student during the twenty fifteen

(07:16):
twenty sixteen school year, the then thirteen year old student
was enrolled in the special education program.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
And was taught by super invested school.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Aren't they for bad kids?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Middle school?

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Just middle school? Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Gotcha? Okay, my bad. Investigators found nearly forty six hundred
emails on the school district server that the pair exchanged
over a two month period.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
That's news. What about sports? Sixers Clippers?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
That's going to be tonight now, Joel Embii, Dude, it's
this is getting with the Sixers or they fall off
a clip.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
You may never put.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Dude, this is so bad. He's still not playing, but
no one knows why he's not playing. But when he
comes back to playing, he's going to be suspended for
three games for shoving a reporter. So he should wake
up today and say I'm healthy. Let's start that three
games is mentioned, and then in three games, let's get
it back on the court. Let's win some champions particular,
ain't ain't it's not getting any better for the Flyers either.
Hurricanes beat the Flyers six four Flyers Lightning that's gonna

(08:09):
beat tomorrow. There you go, that's news. That's for hey,
Sunday Today, hip to seventy six. Clouds tonight open at
a sixty one tomorrow for your when Thursday clouds Wednesday,
Yeah cloudy and again a well foggy.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
We can get a lot of sleep.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Slight yeah yeah, no slight chance or rain tomorrow and
I hig up to seventy seven to sixty four outside
right now. One hundred point seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock
Stations z XL Morning Show. One hundred point seven ZXL
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. I mean, I

(08:45):
guess we might as well talk about the election. Last night,
my wife wants me to get Trump merch merchandise already
I hate. My wife calls me from work and she goes, uh, hey,
I'm gonna stop at the Trump store. Wait before this
is before you he pretty much. You know this is
o'clock last night. Oh yeah, a four o'clock yesternoon. So

(09:06):
this is the super Bowl she wants to wear for
a team. I pumped the brakes a little bit. I
said that one. I don't love talking politics. I don't
I it's just religion and politics. Never you know, it
never goes well, So so I said, pumped the brakes
I said, let's wait after the election, and she sent
me the shirt and it's a very cute shirt. You know,

(09:27):
she's very boogie like that. But I was like, let's
also let's rewind. Where is there a Trump store?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Okay, so this is wild Wood. She's like, it's two
blocks in my office.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, there are there are like like bricks and mortar
stores out there. And there's also and I see him
all the time, bro, I've seen pop up going home,
I see the guy putting the tent up like as
we're leaving. I did see a Trump tent the other
day of selling Trump merch. Hey look, man, I see
a lot of the flags. And so she's like, should
we get a Trump flight for for our garage? The

(09:59):
garage is like a rec room and uh I was like, uh.
I was like, I was like, hey, no, no, no,
let's not.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Once again, I don't I don't need the wave, Like
I don't want to wave. Which way I go? Right?
I you know what I like?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
I like to be mysterious.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, because although it's you know, it looks like a
lot of people kind of lean that way.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's aweso.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
It looks like the So I just Uh, they just
put the percentage right, Like everyone talks about electoral college
and everything like that. They just put the percentage up.
Trump beat her sixty three percent to thirty seven. So
I can wear a Trump hat and knock get sucker
punched in the streets, you think, because people may be
on my side. I think, dude. I remember in twenty
sixteen a great friend of ours, Joe from a Dividing

(10:43):
Creek boat Reynolds. He you know, rest in peace. He
died last year. Great guy, dude. Remember he came in
the studio. He was the original Trump merch guy. He
made his own Trump stuff and brought it in the
studio for us. Yes, I may made crabbing great again.
I still have the Trump stuff he gave it. It's
in a drawer somewhere. But he was the first guy

(11:04):
man and he he would wear it and he would
get heckled and stuff for wearing the Trump merch back.
And this is back in twenty sixteen. Yeah, I think
we tow the water for right now. Like, yeah, we
were driving down to uh, we were driving down to
Tennessee and uh, we're in Virginia at a truck stop
and my son sees a Trump had no again, he
just knows what the wife and I tell him about,

(11:25):
you know, how we feel and whatever. So he's like,
I want the hat. He's like, well, go get your money,
and he did. He got a Trump out. We were
in Tennessee. Man, everyone raved about his hat. It's like,
you can wear that here, buddy, Yeah, but not New Jersey.
Probably New Jersey.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yet. Well, I'll tell you what, man, you might be
wrong because they said that.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Uh. Part of the reason Pennsylvania got swung the Trump
was male black voters in the city of Philadelphia. Yeah,
I think I think you're right. I think you're gonna
feel more comfortable now you can wear something without again,
know what it is? Is like it seems like this
side is just I don't know. We just want things.
We want the economy, we want I know what we

(12:04):
be honest, the other side is going to point at
you and scream at you in a parking lot.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Now, I don't get down like that.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
If I was gonna go to an lgbt Q plus
rally or or you let's say New Year's Eve party, Okay,
I probably wouldn't wear a trumpet, gotcha, Yeah, probably that
probably wouldn't be welcome if there's gonna be a discussion
that goes on.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
But yeah, I mean when you see the number and
he beat her sixty three to thirty seven, Yeah, dude,
it was I mean it was a bloodbath. Yeah, it
was refreshing at two twenty in the morning when my
wife says, roll over your snoring. Oh and he won,
and I'm like, I've been up ever since.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I was like, I can't go.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Back, dude, that's it's the same thing where I got up.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
It was my wife woke me up.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
She was texting my cousins in Ohio because they had
a big upset and there they're Republicans, and so she's like,
she's like, you know, how about you know, the upset
in Ohio. And I'm like, it's two o'clock in the morning.
My phone goes off, So now I'm up. So now
I'm checking out everything about the election.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah, because I don't believe it. And then uh, and
then I fell asleep on the couch.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I go upstairs. She's still up even though she has
worked this morning, and uh, oh wow, and so uh,
I was like, and so we ended up watching the
Trump speech together. But you know what, my wife does. Man,
it's like two forty five, and uh, She's like, we're
you gonna get in bed and cuddle and I go, babe,
this is my day's starting.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah, it's we're like, we got I gotta go to work. Yeah.
She's like, what do you mean, I go? I leave
for work at three thirty.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
This is my schedule it Yeah, She's like, I don't
think she ever really saw it because she's always sleeping,
so she like got to sea. Like yeah, like two
forty five and me being up is kind of normal.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, my wife hits a yoga early.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Now. I'm like she's calling me on the way into
work and it's like, yeah, this, this is my schedule.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
This is why you're tired. Probably had two hours on
her already.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah. This is saying three million votes came in a
pickup truck into Pennsylvania. Yeah. I'm not so yeah, but
it looks pretty good. I'm just waiting for that. Well,
you know what they did, and I applaud this. They
put people outside of polling stations to to like like
report on it. Oh yeah, like yeah, like no, non,
they had lawyers ready, they had everything ready. There's gonna

(14:13):
have the nonsense of twenty twenty and so uh yeah,
yeah it was uh yeah, you feel pretty good today.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Interesting night, man.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
You know now it's who's he gonna you know, who's
gonna put around them?

Speaker 4 (14:25):
You know?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I because you gotta is there is there Telsea Gabbard,
I'm sure you know you got He's got Elon.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Who's going to clean up you know the mess that
is Washington.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
No Rogan director of communications or something house. I would
not be shocked if Dana White gets some type of position,
because don't if you remember in twenty sixteen, he put
uh Linda McMahon, Vince McMahon's wife in charge of something.
He had the girl from the Apprentice, she was in
charge of something.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Wow she won.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, so uh it'll be interesting. I think he's going
to be smarter this term and put better people around him.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
I hope, ye.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Man, yes, so so uh we'll Selan's gonna come in
there and fire everybody. If you want to see a star,
and I think we're watching it because she's been a
the the first election or at least the last two elections.
His daughter, I can never remember if it's Avanka or
Evana Avanka I think the other one No, the Avanka,

(15:28):
the daughter. She was kind of the talking head on
all the talk shows. Yes, yeah, now it's going to
Eric Trump's wife, Lara. She's really good and so I
bet she's going to be a real rising star.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Uh within his cabinet. We got a lot of work
to do.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Uh yeah, he's got you know, it's gonna be a
busy January for him.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
And let's let's not raid the the the uh, any
type of public office because that was suck.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, let's not do that again.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
I don't need a democratic guy with a buffalo head
on right, Like it's like, let's just say he won
and we're all cool. We don't need the march on
Washington or anything like that. Look, we get back, We're
gonna do a thing called rock news. Joe'd scotti, here's
some rock news for you. David Gilmour, who was very talented,

(16:26):
but I feel like he's a cry baby. He's the
guy from a Pink Floyd. He said he was bullied
by the record label to do Pink Floyd's last final album,
The Endless River. He was being interviewed by the La Times.
He said, when we did that album, there was a
thing that Andy Jackson, our engineer had put together called
The Big Split, a collection of these bits and pieces

(16:47):
and jams from sessions from Division Bell that was out
there on bootlegs. A lot of fans wanted this stuff
that we'd done in that time, and we thought we'd
give it to him. He and his bandmates obliged by
compiling the material into The Endless River. The album was
almost entirely made up of instrumental and ambient music, save
for Louder than Words, the only song in the feature
lead vocals. Despite excitement from around the LP, the Endlan

(17:09):
Server was met with mixed reviews when it was released.
He said, my mistake, I suppose, was being bullied by
the record company to have it put out as a
Pink Floyd record. Were they successful when he was bullied?
Because I guess in the infant your career there you're
going bullied in two thousand, what was it, twenty fourteen?
No one wants to hear Pink Floyd, like, okay, no

(17:29):
one wants to her new Pink Floyd, right right, it's
it's only David Gilmore and I think another guy, Roger
Waters wasn't with them.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
No one wants to hear that, and it's I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I feel like David Gilmour just complains a whole bunch,
you know, and it's just like and Roger Waters. I mean,
he's all this rocker too. But all I ever hear
is David Gilmore is like, it's so hard to be
a rock star. It's so hard to be a musician.
He just sold the Pink Floyd catalog for four hundred
million dollars. Pretty good, man, He's doing just fine. Bruce Springsteen,
bad morning for Bruce. He was big Kamala fan. Thank god, Well.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Springsteen he met up.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
This is kind of cool so that you know the
kid lip from Shameless and now he's on that show
The Bear. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
He's playing Bruce Springsteen in a movie called Deliver Me
from Nowhere. And they were they were filming down the
street from Bruce's house up in Central Jersey and Bruce.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Just showed up on set. I want to like the guy.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Man, So is I gonna like Bruce Springsteen if you
take away politics. I like Bruce and I do appreciate
I saw Bruce spent a lot of money on tickets
to go see Bruce. A couple of months ago, didn't
bring up any politics, right, So I liked that, didn't
sit on stage and try and preach. The pictures, it's
were pretty cool because it's it's Jeremy Allen White is

(18:46):
the kid's name. He you know, he's dressed up as
Springsteen and it's it's the late seventies Springsteen. It's the
Nebraska era, and so it was right before like he
blew like blew up, blew up with like born in
the USA and stuff, and so, uh yeah, it was
kind of cool to see pictures. I guess, you know

(19:08):
there they were there, you know, filming and TMZ or
something got pictures of Springsteen and him just kind of
hanging out, like when they have to play some money
and he'd go and he live with that person for
a couple of months, I think, just to get their
mannerisms down to play play their role.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
In the movie.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
And I think Springsteen is like he's not in the movie,
but he's like a producer or somebody on the movie,
so they can make sure that they're doing it right.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
I wouldn't do it that way, or I'd do it
that way.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Tika Nelson, Prince, you know remember Prince. Oh the Prince
the ARTI Prince the Artist.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Known his Prince the Artist formerly known as Prince Uh.
His only full sister died at sixty four yesterday. No
details were provided by the Kid's name is President Nelson.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Uh, his name was President? Did they all just have
weird names? I wish Prince was alive.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Man.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Seemed like a pretty cool dude. He was so dude.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
You watch him, You go back and just watch his
halftime show. Dude, he's so fantastic. He was little, but.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
He was he was mighty, they say, but that's the dude.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
They said that that's caused the pain because he got
hooked on pills because of a hip paint, and it
was because.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
He wore heels all the time to look bigger.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
But they said, uh, it was pretty cool if you
if you were out in like Minnesota where his compound is,
you would just see him riding his bike to like
the store and stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
That's Prince, don't hit.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
He would wear heels and so and so it was
the pain of his legs that made him pop those pills.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
And then of course you did end up just.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Kind of you know, that's the whole oxy thing to
get addicted. I know, they did that Charlie Murphy thing too,
that sketch, and they said, uh, like in real life
he was actually a pretty good ballplayer. He could plays
because he was short. They said, if he put his
he's one of these guys man like a salon. If
he put his mind to anything, he could do it.

(20:59):
Like if you you put like a ukulelei in front
of them, give him like an hour and he would
be like the world's best ukulele.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Played all the instruments on some of those albums. I think,
So you don't mean the Revolution? Did you don't mean
Morris Day and the Time Time?

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
What did he write for them? Or they were just
they were in the movie.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
They were in the movie and then they ended up
doing their own things. They still go out into her
and what's the Sheena Easton? Gotcha?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah? And then uh greatness come from princevill Uh. And
then his girl was Apollonia. Okay, yeah she was. She
was the girl in Purple Rain.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
There you go. Some rock news for it again, Beast.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
South Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
My wife was swinging for the Fences, so I talked
about it. The other day.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I caught my wife and a lie, and she was
hiding from me, so I can't even call it a lie.
She was hiding some thing from me, and that was
that she got a speeding ticket. So she gets a
speeding ticket, she doesn't tell me because she she was
like after it all went down, she was like, I

(22:13):
thought you would flip out. I was like, why would
I flip out? You're gonna flip out, like now, yeah,
exactly now because now we only had a couple of
days to uh to to to get the ticket.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
She was just gonna pay it. I was like, no, no, no, no, no,
don't do that. We got to go through a whole process.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
It sounds like she was a little embarrassed because I
think that your wife, like my wife, they wear as
many pairs of pants and family as we do. Like
my wife would have been like, yeah, I got a ticket,
and I'm sure your wife is like that, you know,
I got a ticket.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
When my wife gets out of.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
A ticket, she is happy to tell me because she's
like that means I'm hot, right, Like the cop like,
let me go because I'm hot. When she got a ticket,
I think it dinged her a little bit, right, like
when my wife wasn't assaulted in Cancun. I was like,
you're not a young college girl anymore. You don't have
to be worried about getting kidnapped. So I uh So
the reason I found out was we got all these

(23:02):
lawyer notices in the mail and I'm opening them up
and it says, hey, you got a speeding ticket. You know,
I want to be your lawyer. And I'm like, I'm like, okay.
So I call her out right, I'm like, did you
get a speeding ticket?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
And she's like, oh, how do you know?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
And I'm like, because we got these lawyer notices and
she dude, like I said, last etched different, last ditch effort,
swinging for the fences. She goes, did you open up
my personal mail? Oh yeah? And I look at her.
I go yeah, yeah, I go we're married, yep. I go, yeah,

(23:40):
there's no personal mail anymore.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
When I see nine lawyer envelopes show up in our mailbox,
I'm going to open them up and see why. Yeah.
Like when my wife opens up the credit card from
Guitar Center, like give me that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
So that was her.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
That was her last ditch effort to try and like
dig yourself out of a hole. To try and make
you look wrong, me wrong because she was in the
in the wrong for not telling me, and all of
a sudden we may get points on our insurance. So
I was I was like, yeah, I was like, yes,
I opened up your mail. We've been married, you married
a long time. Yes, I'm gonna be opening up your mail.

(24:14):
So I want to hear that ever again. But I'll
tell you the process. Man, I don't know the last
time you got a ticket and had to go to court.
There's no court anymore. Yeah, it's all online, and dude,
the process is so clunky and just it just sucks.
And so I had the you know, because I had
to put the thing in where uh, you know, try

(24:37):
and downgrade the ticket so it's no points, blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
She don't have talk to anybody anymore. Yeah, it was
all online.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
So I go in and it says like, okay, like
why did you get the ticket? And I completely you know,
because I was doing it for I was like, you know,
my fault. I completely fell on the sword. I was like,
you know, you know, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I was. I was rushing the work. It was my fault.
Shouldn't have happened.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
And blah blah blah blah blah, just like you would
do if you were in front of a judge. And
so I hit okay and it sends it to the court.
They're like, we'll get back to you in fifty days.
Like at least you've acknowledged that. You know, they're not
going to get you for not going to but yeah,
it does. They say like, yeah, we've extended your court date.

(25:18):
You know, even though it's not a court date, it's
all online. Do you feel like they want you to
forget about all that?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Fifty days is a long time.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, it's almost like they want you to forget about
the whole process and then you're going to charge you
the money and then you're gonna get the points. Ude.
It was so refreshing, Like years ago, I think I
think it was Evesham up up by Cherry Hill. I went,
I got a ticket and it was no nonsense. Didn't
even have to go into the courtroom. There was a booth.
You go up to the woman. She said, what's your ticket? Okay,

(25:48):
all right, here's what I'm gonna give you instead no points,
but it's fifty bucks more. It's a seat belt ticket.
You got a headline out and you like you were
buying a case of beer. You were in you were
out right like that. It didn't have to sit in
front of a judge, didn't have to to sit in
a courtroom. It was so easy, and they were being honest.
We just want your money and that's what it is.
But but yeah, when my wife dropped on me to

(26:10):
try and save herself, you opened up my mail.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, well there isn't. There isn't euro man.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
No, we need to look at the bigger picture here.
Now this is also hes. She's on my phone. Yeah,
going through my Facebook and my Instagram. You know, she
gave it a shot. She swung for the fence. Look,
I got a pair of tickets. Actually, I think it's
a four pack of tickets for the Tom Hanks movie.
It's called here over at the Square Theaters.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Do you want them?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven six
zero nine six seven seven one hundred sounds wide open
right now? If you call up, you will win a
four package tickets for the movie zero nine six seven
seven one hundred seven movie too, man, Tom Yer movie.
He's back with the awful girl from Forrest Gump, who
was who ruined it. Jenny ruined his life. She he

(26:55):
fell in love with her, then she she ran away,
then she took his virginity and then ran away again,
and they got hooked on drugs and got aids. She
lied about not having a kid and then and then
had his kids and then died and left him with
the kid.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Awful, awful, evil person. She was a real villain.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Man, She's one of the worst villains in movie history. Yeah,
well she's in the movie with Tom Hanks called here
and we have tickets if you want them six zero
nine six seven seven one hundred.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
So we're up there with Geoffrey from uh, the Game
of Thrones.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
She was pretty awful. She was bad. She was a
bad person, and Geoffrey was shoot a crossbow with hookers.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, that's really.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Bad Jenny if you really look at it. Jenny was
a real horrific person, right and she just you know,
and I don't want to I don't want to hear
about her childhood. That was as I was, no, no, no, no,
she's a bad person.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, you can win these tickets right now, because and
then she was a bad person too on the House
of Cards.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
She had a good as she's a.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Good person in this movie. Do we know what if
she only plays the same role as like this awful,
awful girlfriend that gets aids, and then what if she
gets AIDS in every movie. I don't know if she
gets AIDS in this movie. Six zero nine, six, seven,
seven and seven. I'll get back with some headlines. One
hundred point seven's the XL South Jersey's rock stations EXL.

(28:14):
I want to show today is gonna be awesome. Here's
what I'm looking forward to today. And I'm not one
that glowed about how the election went last night. Should
act like you've been there exactly and here. I think
we all want what we feel is best for the country. Yeah,
I don't think it's putting tampons and boys bathrooms.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I just go there. Well, see, you're going a little
too far with that one.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
So so I've already lost two friends on social media. Yeah,
that pretty much said congratulations, you'll have a good life.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
I'm like, why does it have to be like that?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
But dude, that happened in twenty sixteen. No, it was
twenty twenty. Me and you got tickets to the Trump
rally through work. It was through our company and we
thought it'd be a goof and go and like me
and you put posted pictures.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Dude, I lost friends.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
It was fun. It was just like like.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
We were there for a goof.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
There were flags of like Trump flying on dinosaurs and
and you know, and like had his shirt off, he
had a like on fire, and it was like they're
playing the village people constantly and it was just a
bunch of people hanging out having fun.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
We were at the bar drinking and then people were.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Like, dude, not a good look. Like I'm like, what
do you mean not a good look? What are you
talking about? Here's what I'm looking forward to you today.
First of all, it's all the celebrities said they're gonna
leave the country. They're not gonna leave the country. That
was gonna leave the country. But it's all these people
they put in front of you, like like, why do
you think we cared what Beyonce thinks? Okay, where Taylor Swift?
Things like you have no idea what people go through

(29:41):
in their lives, so that we problems that so COVID.
If there was any positive takeaway from COVID, it was
that we disarmed people being brainwashed by celebrities. Hollywood. The
music we went, we went and said because it got
to the point where like, Okay, we're locked in our house,
we're losing our jobs, we're not making any money, and

(30:02):
these multi million dollars some billionaire celebrities are telling us, oh,
if we sing John Lennon songs to you, everything's gonna
be okay. And and you need to listen to this, and
you go bs man like, be like, and so all
the bring out all the celebrities you want, right And then,
believe me, the Democrats did, from Springsteen to Oprah to Obama,

(30:27):
they brought out all the heavy hitters, right. He too
was a little bit of panttering to the urban community,
like you're gonna say Trump doesn't surround himself by strong women.
But you got Cardi B on stage singing wop dude,
and you got j Lo up there crying yeah, and
and it's it's it looks silly.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
It did, man, it looks silly. That's why I'm glad every.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Bad people smartened up and go I'm not And once again,
I would never vote for somebody because the celebrity endorse them.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
And I think these endorsements are dumb.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
And you were hoping this tailor swift thing because I'm again,
she's very persuasive.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
You know you're glad.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Trump. Yeah, like the eighteen to twenty I think if
you're Hollywood, even if you're in the news media, like,
I don't know, man, I hope it's a real ego
busting their bubble man, because nobody cares about.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
You want to vote Democrat? Vote Democrat? I don't you.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
But you shouldn't make a decision based on what Ice
t says. Exactly, I had a great one. Man, You're like,
don't that shouldn't be the maker break even. Look, I'll
go on the Republican side. People were like, oh, the
reason Trump got the big pushes because Joe Rogan endorsed them.
Who is voting because Joe Rogan said so guess what?

(31:41):
The guy was the host of Fear.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Factor, Man Hulk Hogan lived two different lights.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Just because Hulk Hogan likes Donald Trump doesn't mean I'm
gonna vote for Donald Trump. Well, Kid Rock, I voted
for Trump because of Hull Cogan. Like that looks silly too.
It all looks silly. It looks silly on both sides.
You got, you got, Kid Rock Hulk's trying to pull
his shirt off at eighty years old, he can't rip it.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Whoa, whoa, he's not eighty.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
It got to be silly, it is. And so but
I think we've smartened up, and hopefully we stay smartened up.
That these people live in a world that we can't imagine,
you think, and so don't and don't don't listen to them,
don't that, don't don't watch the pandering of them.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
It's it's just it's sad.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah, you think Bruce Springsteen and bon Jovi, which, by
the way, do you have The bon Jovi performance the
other night was god awful.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I don't know, can't sing anymore. It was awful.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
You think you think bon Jovi's filled up as gas
tag and he cares what you think? No, o, yo, oh,
you don't think that Bruce Springsteen pulls into Ahua wah
that says ooh three thirty five. Well yeah, all with
fences around their homes.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
So yeah, these people live different lives than us, and
they they did.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
They just push him out there that that all of
a sudden work is just gonna vote for these people.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
It was just refreshing, man, because man, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
I don't think people understand how dangerous and listen, he's
not perfect either. He's got a lot of stuff to do.
But damn, man, I don't know Trump's perfect. He's got
a lot of work to do. But he's better than
what we had.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
He dead the truth.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Man.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Look we get back, we'll not got some tracky? Oh
why love track? Anything thirty on fifty or doing anything
racket rock or roughing.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yes, love trash.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
There's some trash for you.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
The first couple from the Golden Bachelor, that's the guy
who's old and he was on the Bachelor. It's like
a I think you had to be sixty five or older.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
That type of thing, that's what we need. And well
there they're already divorced.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
So just three months after they got married, Teresa Nist
and Jerry.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Turner have divorced.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
So it didn't.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
It didn't. Their golden years didn't work out.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Have any of them worked out? Can we go back
all the way to word? It's a good question.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
I don't know if any of those reality show couples.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I mean, you take that, you got the fame, you
take the money, you build up your Instagram and then.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
You just gets what it is. I think, Yeah, probably
Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
He said he's a little confused at the hate he's
getting from Martha Stewart. She said, she said, I guess
their neighbors, and she said that he's not so funny
in real life. And he's like, I've only met her twice. Yeah,
he's like, he's like, I don't know. He goes, I
don't know. Maybe I wasn't that that hot to her.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Uh when when when we met?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
But he said, he said, look when I met, Like,
and I get it. He's like, but I'm walking around
the neighborhood. I don't need to be on right, you
need to be Ryan Renolds. Yeah, he's going for a job.
He's not gonna Yeah, but I do love that. Hugh Jackman,
his buddy who played Wolverine and then you know, of
course Wolverine Deadpool. He did.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
He did say that. Finally someone says it.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I think they got a fun little relationship. They go
back and forth. So, uh, yeah, Martha Stewart doesn't love Deadpool.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard. She's the one that killed her mom
because of a Munchausen by proxy, right, the mom like
would tell her she was sick and uh and like
made her like like ill and like seemed like she
was younger than she was.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Who league think.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
There's been mini series and documentaries about it. She went
to jail for killing her mom finally, but a lot
of people think she might have been in on it
too because they were getting a lot of money from charity.
So she has been out of jail for the last
like six eight months. She's already been married and divorced,
and now she's pregnant and uh, you know grandmom though huh,

(35:49):
well confirmed that her boyfriend, her new boyfriend, is the
father of her baby. He's expected, how'd she kill the mom?
She strangle her or stabber or shoot her? Okay, so
the so she got a boyfriend. So that's kind of
where it all started. She the mom was trying to
keep her as like a little kid, and she was
like sixteen, seventeen years old, So she started having like

(36:12):
sexual feelings.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
So she went online.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
And met this kid and they were having like this
secret affair. And even though the mom was trying to
make her out to be like eight or nine years old,
and so that the kid, the boyfriend was like, dude,
this isn't right, Like, you're this is crazy. So they
concocted a plan to kill the mom and the boyfriend
stabbed them.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Oh so the boyfriend did it.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
But that's why she got out of jail so early.
She was only in jail for like two or three years.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I didn't tell him to do it.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
I say, I see nothing. Oh, the very beautiful, attractive
and talented Valerie Burton Ellen. I loved her back in
the day, one day at a time. She's single. I
guess her and her boyfriend broke up. She was the
tall redhead. No, she was the little brunette. Okay that

(37:03):
she was married to Eddie van Halen. Yeah, like she
did that weird thing man where her and Eddie van Halen.
You know, they were married for years, have a kid together,
wof Gang van Halen. But they'd been divorced for like
twenty years. And when Eddie van Halen died, she went
on this like pr tour.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Of like a broken widow. Yeah, but the problem is
Eddie had a wife.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
So yeah, and she really like stole.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
The thunder of the family, mourning like his his new family.
And she would go on every talk she would talk
about he was the love of her life and everything
like that. It's probably why the boyfriend broke up with her.
He's like, what are you talk Why are you talking
about Eddie all the time.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
It's funny, man. Back in those the old sitcom days.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah, for the most part, they cast like the girl
you thought was gonna be it. I was always I
always liked the cute one that wasn't like the main one,
Like even on Gilligan's Island, like I was a girl, yeah,
instead of the ginger girl. Everyone's like, ah, Ginger's not
now she's not. Man.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I was a big fan of Mary.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Anne Well so on one day at a time, you
had Valery Burton Ellie who was definitely the cute, the
cute one, and then you had the one.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
That was the dangerous one, which was Mackenzie Phillips.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah and uh and then she, you know, she got
so dangerous that she started doing drugs in real life
and they had the fire off the show and that's
when it kind of became the Valerie Burtonelly Show. Brian
Austin Green he played David Silver on nine O two
one O.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
He he has a podcast now and it's on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
He brings a lot of the nine O two one
o people on. So he had Tory spelling on and
she had to remind him that they had sex. Really yeah,
he said, it's no recollection that they've ever they ever
had sex. That's how much sex Brian Austin Green was having. Dude,
he was throwing it to Vanessa Marcel. Now, if you

(38:47):
don't know who VNSM Marcel is, she was a soap
opera actress. She did Beverly Hills nine O two one oh,
she did this show called Vegas Spin in some movies.
I believe she's in the Rock with Nicholas Cage and
Sean Connery. Prince wrote the song the Most Beautiful Girl
in the World about her.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
That's a great song. And dude, David Silver laid down
with her.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, So of course he doesn't remember banging Tory' spell.
That's kind of feel awful for Tory though. And then
you did this come out in the podcast? Was it
shocking to her? She's like, no, we did have some
Well I guess she brought it up and he goes, no,
we didn't, and she goes, yes we did. Oh wow, Yeah,
But I mean they were teenagers. That I mean, was
it thirty years ago? Thirty five years ago? She was
my least favorite. She had that she had weird face,
she had like Rocky Boutboa eyes. I was always I

(39:31):
liked I liked Donna. I hated Brenda. I hated Brenda.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Now.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Brenda was the girl from nine O two oh, No,
from Saved by the Bell? No, okay, brand back, No, no,
I know that was Kelly Kakowski you're talking about from
Saved by the Bell. That was Val. Val came in
mid nine O two one oh run and she was
the bad girl and she got hot, and that Pilkowski girl.
She came a little heavy on the show, didn't She
wasn't she thick on that show?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Kowski? Yeah, the Kelly Pikowski girl whatever she got booze.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Oh okay, so she was. She was a skinny little
like teenager, like preteen teenager on Stave by the Bell
and all of a sudden she pops up on nine
O two one oh and dude, she's like Pam Anderson.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Right. But I never liked Kelly.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Kelly wasn't.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
I was never a Kelly fan. I was.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I was a team.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Val for sure. Uh.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I would go Donna out of all the girls. Yeah,
and she was a very issue and she she was
saving herself.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
For what for? Eventually?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
David Silver okay, who was a DJ in the kitchen
right for the school, No, not cafeteria. He was just
a DJ at the school, right. He was the DJ
at the high school radio station, and then he was
a also DJ DJ and then he also he also
did a call in radio show from the peach.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Pit after dark, all right.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
He was the original original Paul from where people would
call in about uh. It was like a love line
type show. Yeah, yeah, I watched a lot of nine
O two one oh in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
A lot of good alt bands came through the peach Pit,
didn't they.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah, so they would like all these like collective soul,
flaming lips, yea, the like. It wasn't the Cranberry like
the Lemonheads. They all would play the peach Pit after dark,
or would right, And David Silver wasn't it a diner
or it was a diner in the front and the
peach Pit after dark was a nightclub. Come on, dude,
come on, you gotta get it right. One hundred point
seven is the XLS. After these rock Stations the EXL

(41:25):
Workforce employee of the day for some movie tickets.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Good morning, hey, good morning.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah we didn't yet. Man, you are the winner.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
We're gonna send you to the movies.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah, that's a very good movie. We think Jenny does.
We think she may or may not have AIDS in
this movie. So it's Tom Hanks and he's back with
Jenny from Forrest Gump. But it's not like a Forrest
Gump sequel. Now, this is the weird movie. And we
don't think she has AIDS. Now she died of AIDS
and Forrest Gump. But don't you tell us after the
movie if she has as AIDS or not. But so

(41:55):
we think the movie, well, the movie is it's one camera.
It's like in the wall of a house, and it's
their life, how they met, they deaged them, and then
they lived their life just through this one camera. Oh okay,
it's an interesting way of doing a movie. So you

(42:15):
got a four pack of tickets from the movie here
at the Square Theaters.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Right, you got all of them. You got Real.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Grand, you got snow and Harbor, you got Ventnor, you
got Northfield. So you got tickets. All right, it's kind
of like the Blair Witch project or am I off
on that? No, it's like one steady camera. It's not moving,
it's not moving, and it's like a camera that would
be like in your family room. And they go through
the light, like I said, like they start a family,

(42:43):
you know, stuff happens and they get older and then
they die.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
That's the movie. Hey, what do you do for a living? Man?
What's your job?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Man?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Good? Well, thank you for your service.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
We have everything you do out there. Appreciate that, man, Yeah,
we do one more year ago, buddy, No, oh nice?
What do you got twenty or twenty five? In twenty
four and twenty five after next day?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Nice? You know what? Stay low. I got a few
buddies in her cops. I got about a year or
two left. One doesn't even come to my hip hop
party because he doesn't want to be on camera. He
don't want to. He don't want to jeopardize anything. I
was like, bro, I understand you know what he's when
he's when he's done, he said, I want to go
work at home depot. I don't you want to manage?
He's like, I don't care if there's a twenty year
old manager. He's like, I just want to go stock shelves.
And I was like, bro, you you deserve every bit

(43:26):
of that.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
You know what you gotta do. You gotta get a
desk job doing nothing. Yeah, just lay low for this
next year.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Oh yeah, no, I I got my plans already, said man,
I'm good. Nice dude.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Good for you, man, And well, uh, you stay on hold. Well, actually,
what's your name?

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Robert? All right, Robert, you stay on hold. We're gonna
get all your infar right, cool, buddy, thank.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
You, Yeah, buddy, you get done. Man, you'd be be
a school bus driver. Do whatever you want to do. Man,
Just enjoy your life.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
The move used to be you would be a cop, retire,
open up a bar.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Perfect. That was always like the Irish cop guy, Like
the Irish cop guy retire and he would open up
you know McFadden's or you know, you know McLaughlin's or
something like that, Riley's Pub.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeah, that's that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Like. You got a nice pension, you put your twenty
five years in right, you put your life on the
line for twenty five years, dude, who cares?

Speaker 3 (44:16):
You know what the move is now?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
And a lot of guys I know who are retired
cops do this, uh school secured love.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
They're the guys who just make sure they they know,
they sit in the front of the school, make sure
everything's cool. And then he's it, man, And you know,
it's a nice little side gig. It's a couple hours
a day and there you go and you're not you know, give,
you're not putting your life on the line hopefully, so
uh nice and nice easy gig.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
But I love that, man.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
I love cops, teachers, you know, h e mts uh.
I always forget to say firefighters too. I love dude,
you firefighters out there, you're running into the building. But yeah, yeah,
so and they hate the cops. That's why they always
have the big softball rival. Oh is that how they
get at each other?

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Yeah, that's where it is.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
It's always very big, man, the firefighters taking on the
cops in softball. Let's see who do I I don't know, man,
I was a junior firefighter. We have some pretty big
fat guys. I go cops, I go cops over fire Yeah, firefighters, man,
because they sit around a little bit more because they're
just waiting for a fire, no disrespect, but the fattest
guy like he was the truck driver. I'm like, no, wonder,
he's a truck driver. He's not going in there. You

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think get going through a cross space, That's what it is.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Like.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I only know firefighting from the show Rescue Me, and
they just sit around eating until a fire happens. So look,
we uh we get back. We'll not got some headlines.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
The XLS out.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Jerseys Rock stations ZXL Morning Show. Dude, I saw something
the other day and I know it's sad, but it
made me laugh so hard. I'm in uh what I
call high class dollar store shopping. Yeah, which one? You
what's the class here on the Dollar General? Because at

(45:59):
the General it's not a dollar store. It's a little class.
Even though dollars in the name, it's not a dollar store.
Now they have a dollar aisle, but it's not a
dollar store. So you got a plus one for a
wedding you're bringing Dollar General, dude.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
I'm gonna go get you a gift cards.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
The red lobster from a Dollar General. So I'm a
Dollar General man. What the week are you in these places? Dude?
I can't stop, I can't go buy one without thinking
about you. So okay. So here's the problem. So I
live by a pretty busy shopping center. There's an acme
in a Walmart, and I hate running in there because
I got a wait in line and stuff like that.
So there's a Dollar General kind of tucked the way

(46:34):
down the road. And if I'm like grabbing I don't know,
dish soap or something like that, I'll duck in there
because it's easier to get in and out of. You
took me in there for toilet paper. I now, hold on,
Well let's get our dollars, right. That was Dollar Tree Jesus.
Well anyway, it was doing COVID and they had toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Dude, and they just opened up a new Dollar Tree
by me.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I'm in heaven, dude, Yeah, I'm in dude, this new
Dollar Tree. It's nice and clean, it's big. Oh, it's
got everything. The clientele has ruined they yet not yet. Yeah,
So I meant to, I'm meant to. I'm in line
at the Dollar General and the woman's like, oh, come up, honey,
and uh and I'm like norm they know me by name, yeah,

(47:12):
and so uh so I go up and then a
guy comes walking in with a kid, like a little
like a little kid, like at three or four year
old kid and uh, and she's like, oh, I'm sorry,
I thought you left. I put all your stuff away.
So he must have had a bunch of stuff. She
rang it up, and then he realized he didn't have
any money. So this is what I'm piecing together, right,

(47:34):
and so it's him and the kids.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
I felt bad.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
So he must have then left and walked outside figured
out how to get money if maybe his account was
all for transferred money or whatever. So he came walking
back in and she's like, oh, I'm sorry, I put
all your stuff away. I thought you left. You just
walked out. And he goes, oh no, no, that's okay.
He goes, but I still want now she I did

(48:00):
watch her put the stuff away. She put away a
bottle of milk, cereal and bread. Okay, right, she's got
a little three year old kid.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
He comes back in after she puts that back on
the on the shelf. He goes, yeah, yeah, but I
still want my pack of Mavericks and rolling papers priorities man.
And I felt so bad for the kid. Yeah, ual,
And I'm like, ah, but I gotta give the guy
a lot of credit. He's holding those morals which aren't

(48:31):
very good that he just needs a cigarettes and rolling papers.
You just assume the cigarettes is gonna give him some
type of energy to go out there and bang on
a job where he's gonna make money, to come back
that night to make money. And I'm like, wow, So
you just put your groceries away for your kid, but
you're still gonna pick up because you got to figure
a pack of Mavericks. Now, I don't know if you
ever smoked Mavericks. Mavericks is like the bottom of the
line cigarettes. I never smoked Mavericks, So Mavericks.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Were maybe maybe there.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
I'll say nine dollars a pack, right, everything else is
probably twelve thirteen dollars. Pack is nine dollars, and then
you got to figure rolling papers are three four bucks.
So like that's let's say fifteen bucks for the whole
the whole job. Dude, that could buy some some groceries
for your kid, but instead the dude want packing Mavericks

(49:15):
and rolling papers.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
There are there are.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Bad parents out there, Yeah, this was There are people
and it was behind them. I can see, like, listen,
we had bad parents growing up like they were the
kids on the block, but they messed up in school
or did something wrong they got their ass with be like, damn,
that parent sucks. But there's also parents too that that
don't put their kids first. And I'm like, you almost
want to grab that kid and be like you need
you need different parents, or you might not have a

(49:39):
chance in life.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Man.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
You see that a lot well.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
And for example, when the school bus has to pick
you up at the crack hotel, Yeah, you almost want
to take that kid in.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Be like, man, there's a beautiful parents out there that
can't get pregnant and they would love a kid.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
You'd almost be like, yeah, if you don't want this child,
we can we can save him if you want. There
was a part of me that was like, you know,
maybe I should like just like offer like, hey, I'll
pay for this, right, don't you want I'll pay for
this year? But then I'm like, eh, I just I
just wanted my dishwasher pods.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
We're still you know, get out of it.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
And then and then I'm walking to my car and
and they're walking down the street.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Yeah, oh god, yeah dude.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
It was like I'm like, man, I'm like, I hope
this kid. I hope this kid ends up being the
next JD Vance or this kid ends up like comes
from hardship and ends up making something of himself. You know,
I hope that kid remembers one day, man, my dad,
instead of buying food bought a pack of Mavericks and
rolling papers.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Now he's the you know, CEO of a story. Oh man,
I hope that kid takes that and runs with it.
Yeah yeah, I doubt it. It's gonna happen. Really, I
might be dead by twenty it's all. But it's that thing, man,
where like I even looked at the cashier and she
kind of like, you know, shrugged her shoulders at me,
and you know she's had she had to do it.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
It was kind of like years ago. I'm twenty almost
twenty five years ago at this point, I was in
a bar and uh, my buddy's like, hey man, my
girlfriend's coming. And I didn't know she was pregnant. And
she rolls up to the bar. Dude, I'm not kidding,
eight months pregnant. Yeah right, not even his kid, Jesus right.
She starts doing shots and I look at the bartender

(51:17):
I'm like, you're what.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
What are you doing? Yeah, listen, I know you don't
want to get involved in anyone's life.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
But she's not fat, she's pregnant.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
But maybe you're like, are you sure?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Are you sure? Isn't even the right response. Yeah no,
I'm not gonna I refuse to serve you an acoholic drink.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
You've got a baby, you're belly And I'm not even
a kidding. I think she was smoking Newports too.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Yeah, man, yeah, I don't know how that kid turned out.
She sounds all class we people kids. Wait he get back,
We'll do a thing called you think you have? You
think you've got in bed? I don't think we have
a bad. A guy in Colorado, Morgan Mullins has a

(51:58):
pet pig named Strawberry.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Uh and uh oh, it's a girl.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
It's it's a girl, Morgan. I thought it was a guy, Morgan.
She calls the pig the love of her life. Well, recently,
the pig Strawberry found a stash of beer that was
left in the garage, and the pig drank all the beer.
A video on TikTok shows Mullen's partner surveying the damage,
the empty beer cans, and most importantly, a pickled strawberry

(52:24):
who was super drunk. They could barely walk a straight
line after drinking a bunch of fat tire ale. Since
the videos posted, over two million people took time to
see what a hammered pig looks like.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah, my old dog.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
We were watching football and I had like a vodka
drink or something that I had it under my chair
and we're watching a game. Now I'm watching my dog
and he's stumbling and he's bouncing into the wall. I'm like,
what's wrong with the dog? And I look down. Man,
he got underneath it and got my drink.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
It was weird.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
I think we think we'd called the vet. They said,
you know, just just watch him. He's got a sober up,
just like a human would. So we used to get uh,
we used to get high and how school before track
practice on my buddy's roof and Haddenfield and he had
a dog named the Seal and the Seal would drink.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Our bomb water. Did you get banged up from that?

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Right?

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Okay? I mean sure, I mean I was high.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
And then so we and then we take them, We
take the Seal to track practice with us. It was
it was a different time, kids, Yeah, it was a
whole different time. You can get away with a lot.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
You blow the smoke in his face, and uh.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I've done that with I think we did that with
the Seal a couple of times, you know.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
And that was you know, and I think the Seal
enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Whatever, it can't be. That was twenty five years ago.
There's no way the Seal still alive. But you're saying
the Seal the name was the Seal or it was
an actual seal.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
No, his name was Seal. Well, we called him the Seal,
the Seal.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
In Texas, a twenty one year old Juniper Bryson was
arrested and taken in the custody for allegedly trying to
sell her newborn baby to the highest bidder on Facebook
why not. In fact, reports say she was looking for
one hundred and fifty dollars up front. That's before she baby.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
That was a down payment. It's cheaper than the wayfair
before she went in.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
The labor cops in Houston received the report of what
Bryson was allegedly up to in late September. She was
the Facebook post that she was willing to travel if
we can arrange that. She was on a lot of
pain and she's contracting, so it'll be soon. She said
she's currently being held on jail, in jail on a
thirty thousand dollars bomb. At least on Wayfair. You get

(54:23):
a kitchen island and you get a baby for twenty
five hundred, one hundred and fifty bucks up front. Now,
once again that's a down payment. Who knows how much
it was going to be after that. That's the pot.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
That's the pose that. Yeah, you hold the bait right
like we got the dog.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
He's like, hey, I needed to posit to make sure
this is going to go down.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
I'm like, I got you. It's a reservation.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
A video posted on social media shows a neon green
cyber truck driving vigilantly, chasing down and ramming a package
thep The truck was being rented by Stephen Phelps, who
posted on Facebook that he's about to find out how
good the truck is. Phelps said his tenant saw a
porch pirate running to his car with the renter's package
in The cyber truck sprung in the action, chasing down

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the fief and sandwich the Bandit's vehicle between him and
a tree. Phelps said the rental was costing him eight
hundred bucks for a weekend, and it's not clear if
insurance from the rental will cover the damage. Dude, those
stupid cyber trucks.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
They look stupid.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
My kids, my kids point them out because they're on
this this Fortnite game.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
But I'm like, son, that's dude. They look stupid.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I'm all for Elon, I love Elon, but those stupid
Tesla cyber trucks look stupid.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
And if you have one, you're stupid.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I don't know what you're putting in the back. You're
never going to haul a trailer. They said you're gonna
lose so much. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Yeah, I don't get them at all, man, But they
just look stupid. I don't care what.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
I don't care how they drive.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
I don't care what you can trailer. They look stupid.
They don't even look comfortable to ride it.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
They just look dumb. You're just waving a flag saying
look at me. And this has been brought to you
by cyber truck Tesla today.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Go get go electric. There you go. That's new but no,
that's what are we doing.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Sevens the Excels after is each rock station and this
is the XL Boys show. You know what I got
to do after the show today. I only do this
because I'm a good neighbor. I could really tell this
guy to go pound Sam, but I'm not going to. Okay,
I'm the guy on the road that brings the leaves
out to the street because they're gonna pick him up
on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
I think I hate when you got to put them
out in the street.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
And with that being said, there was a little bit
of a breeze and I did it. I did it
this week because my neighbors get pissed off because they
don't have a leaf issue. I have OCD. So I
have to rake them out of my yard, bring them
to the place out in the front, and get.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Them out of there. So I'm lucky. Man.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
We have a lot of trees in my neighborho live
in the woods. But the way the wind blows up
my street, it blows all the leaves down the street.
And that's what I'm banking on. Yeah, yeah, and dude,
I'm not kidding, like I'll come out one morning and
my my yard will be fulled with leaves, just full
of leaves. And uh, if it's a windy day like
this morning was windy. Yeah, I come home, there's not

(56:56):
a leaf to be found. And I know my neighbor
he asked last week.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
He's like, well, are you going to put him out there?
You get him leaves or Elisa?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Listen. I reached out to him and the other neighbor,
and the other neighbor's fine, but he's like, I don't
give me.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Yeah, I don't care. Man, he's out there doing leves anyway.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
But I reached out. I said, listen, here's the deal.
They're coming on Thursday. Just relax. This doesn't have to
again pick your battles with your neighbors, like you're gonna
you're breaking My balls are relieves. So I was like,
just relax, I'll come there on Wednesday. I'll blow the
leaves off your yard. That's what I'll do for you
because I'm trying to be a good neighbor. But you're
also the neighbor too that didn't pitch in for half
defense that I had to pay for. So you know

(57:30):
what there's given take in my neighborhood. It is man,
And when you get into a fight with a neighbor
and it gets nasty.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
It's the worst.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
I avoid confrontations at all calls. I will be the
bigger person to take the high road.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
My mom.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Man, my mom was crazy growing up, and I realized
now she was going through a crazy menopause. But she
started a fight with literally the wife of my godfather
who had passed away, and.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
They didn't talk for like twenty years. Yeah, over what
Fredo lay truck.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Her son in law worked for Fredo La and would
park the truck in front of the house because that
was his job and he was living with them and
so they could save up for a house. And my
mom didn't like the Freedo lay truck. So my mom anonymously,
which wasn't everyone knew because she complained about it all
the time. Was her call the cops. And because it

(58:23):
was a commercial vehicle, he couldn't park it on the street.
None of the other neighbors cared. We all loved this family, Dude.
We didn't talk to them for until my dad's funeral.
Any neighbors made dude, I never did. Yeah, I'm like
why they came over to dinner once and I think
my dad. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
My parents had no friends, but they never got along
with any of the neighbors.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Were like, I don't know, man, you see all these
sitcoms and stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
The neighbors they're drinking beers in the garage.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
I'm like, you just you just here's what I'm bad at.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
We have really nice neighbors throughout our neighborhoods. You know
how Alloween's awesome, right, and they all stop by, we
drink beers.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
I don't know any of their names. Yeah, that's my problem.
I don't know any of their names because I'm usually drunk.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
So I I Halloween, they're dressed up in something. Yeah,
I don't routine any info, you know, when they tell me,
and so like I see him and when I like,
we were voting and we're walking down the stairs the
voting the voting place, and this couple's walking up the
stairs and I recognize the guy and it's our neighbor.
He helped me put my pool table together. But I

(59:32):
don't Jesus, she has some type of connection with this dude.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
I don't know his name.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
And like, my and my wife's so good at that
and she's like, you know, chit chatting, and I'm like,
I don't hate what's up? Filled well, just mumble like
he's doing the rock.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
It's John John Lou.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
It's a sport. Yeah, hey, everybody, thanks to your calls today.
They're always welcomed on the show. We're glading all a
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smiles of you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
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When the sun comes shining through shin, when you're crying,
let you bring on the rind are gonna stop your
shot and stop your side? Well to be happy to
where are you smiling?

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Let's just smile, keep on smiling.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
I'm a smile.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
That's rocking out, man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I know you guys are awesome. I love you guys.
On my way and work the r She's like, yeah,
warming up ship and I'm like, I'm a down here.
We're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot.

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Yeah?

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Keep me laughing? Then, you guys are great.

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Be like, if you had on it, I would listen
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