TUESDAY 11-26-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake Up, Wake up? Yeah, oh, wake up DSLI wake up.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
What's happening? Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning,
good morning, good morning to you.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I don't think the weather knows what to do, because
one day it'll be like thirty degrees in the morning,
and like today it was like sixty five.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Like today was like nights. Yeah, we're supposed to get
some rain early today and then Marri's supposed be nice
and I think rain on Thursday. But I dropped down
like forty percent.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
So what's What's when I'm at the Philadelphia Thanksgiving Day Parade?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
What's the weather going to be? Like? Are you going
when I'm out there? No, I'm not going. No, it's
gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I gotta do the mummers. Oh yeah, you're out there,
And that takes up my whole New Year's Day. My
kid does it and then but I just can't let
them run the streets so I gotta walk with them.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Why don't you get a banjo, take some lessons to
be a part of the whole my wife every year? Yeah,
because you're gonna get a suit this year. No, why
get you on there? Man?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Now they do I gotta say, like, I think it's
it's you know, it looks dumb, but they have a blast.
This is their super Bowl, right, These guys who do
the Mummers, they go out there. It's I'm not kidding,
it's five thirty in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
They're all drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Right, it's you can walk by cops with a beer
right down Market Street and it's a whole year thing.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
That's it's like, And that's what it really. It's almost
like a fraternity where these guys. Yet they meet up
at the mummer Hall or wherever they do all the
costumes and stuff, and they all hang out and they
do fundraisers and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
So it really just becomes like a year long party. Yeah,
it seems like two like the guys like, where aren't
you home with your family at night? No, this guy's
like stap on feathers to a piece of cardboard buw
hall drinking.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
There's like two sectors like the guys I hang out with,
they just put like dumb costumes on and they come
up with like a theme like last year, I believe
it was like MTV, like eighties MTV, and like they
don't do a whole lot.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
They'll put some makeup on their face.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Then there's guys who go Those are the guys that
you see on TV and stuff. They go all out
and they have the feathers and everything like that, and
they got the bands and everything like that. The guys
I hang out with, they're just drunks who just dress
up and they look like sad clowns.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
They look I'm Kurt Loader. Oh man, go around. They
all have umbrellas. I don't know where the umbrella thing
came in. Now there's your son playing. He has the
he has the instrument, he plays a trumpet. He just walked.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
They just so there's no his type of mummer. There's
no bam oh gotcha Okay, yeah yeah, they just they did.
Like I said, this is more lazier part.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Of the mummers. Yeah, you're just walking down the street
dressed up bingo.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, pretty cool drinking You're just walking down the street
dressed up At six o'clock in.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
The morning in Philadelphia drinking. Yeah, me and my boys, Man,
we take the little train over and go hang out
like we got it a couple of years where You're right,
it's just a drunk vest made. It's kind of hanging out. Yeah,
people come out for it. It's a mean. Look.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
My kid seems to enjoy it. I know my wife
loves it. She gets to hang out with her South
Philly Broad's.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Uh. So you know, I go out there.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
It just you know, it stinks because New Year's Eve,
man had now becomes nothing. Yeah, because I gotta be
We leave the house at like four thirty in the morning.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
They should have a homeless brigade, which is just homeless
guys walking on Big Line.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
That's three hundred and sixty four days of the year
in Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, everybody, I'll tell you what I do. Give props
to the to the cops in Philly. The day of
the Mummers, you don't see a homeless person.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's like when they about Kensington, remember what that big
vacuum and they just went away.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I don't know where they go, but they just make
sure they're not around for that one day.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Everybody out Tuesday. We're gonna find that ZXL workforce employee
the day. Good pair of tickets to man a great show. Yeah,
Marshall Tucker Band. If you want tickets. Marshall Tucker Band
tickets coming up for grabs. If you want it now,
we'll throw out a pair. I got a bunch.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven
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Tucker Band coming to Atlantic City. Six zero nine six
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Speaker 1 (04:31):
ZXL, South Jersey's rock station, ZXL Morning Show, Good Morning, everybody,
do it live. I can go alrite it and we'll
do it live. And things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning
or some news vote use on a Tuesday. We go

(04:52):
on holiday week.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
New Jersey homeless population grew over twelve thousand people this year,
with children making up more than one fifth of the total.
Oh my god, Yeah, that's no good, no so it
let's see here. You want to go by counties?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, what's the uh, what's the okay? Well, I guess
what's the best rights. I think we do it like
that the best of the worst. Yeah, let's see here.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
There are some that went down. Okay, so that's winter
winter chicken dinner. Atlantic County went down by two point
nine percent. Cape May County went up by five point
one percent. Cumberland County went up by twenty three percent. Yeah,
so a lot.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Of homeless in the state of New Jersey.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Walmart is making changes to its diversity, equity and inclusion policies,
becoming the latest and a growing list of major corporations
the Halt the Woke initiatives. An anti woke activist and
filmmaker Robbie Starbuck, who has been leading a campaign exposing
major corporations woke policies, said on Twitter yesterday that Walmart's
going to make some serious changes. The outline the changes

(06:03):
Walmart agreed to make, including working to remove sexual and
transgender products inappropriately marketed towards children and reviewing grants the
Pride events to avoid funding sexualized content targeting children.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
And what was that? That was? What store was that? Walmart?
Walmart YEP does targets still have the baby suits from
my son Kentucka's penison. Yeah, I bought one you did
for me? For me? Yeah, yeah, I looked really good
at this summer.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
After attending a court hearing for the first time in years,
Lyle and Eric Menendez, last in the past, are feeling
more than cautiously optimistic about being released on parole. The
brothers who attended the hearing virtually set next to each
other and watched the status hearing in the courtroom, although
people inside the court and could not see them due
to technical difficulties. The quote from the lawyer is they

(06:49):
could hear and see everything that was happening, the entire
proceedings after everything was recessed.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Not the tight rope walkers, right, those.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
No, these are the kids who shout their parents, shot
their parents, and then spent like six million dollars they
were gonna get away with the murder, and then they
were so dumb after the murder that they spent all
like a ridiculous amount of their parents' money.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
And the police are like, maybe we should look into
these kids, but they never did the high wire act. No,
that's the flying Melendez. Is it Melendez? I know it's
not the same name, but one was flying in front
of them. It's with a w Walanda. Well, you're right, yeah,

(07:31):
we Lendez. No, no, I don't know. We did the
broadcast live on the air on an afternoon on a
rock station as they were walking across the wenda, the
Wilendez Lenda brothers something.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
It was a family. Remember did the dad he died
in like the seventies, he fell between two buildings. Uh,
that's news. What about sports? Ravens beats charges last night
thirty or Monday night football thirty to twenty three six
Ers Rockets Tomorrow Golden Knights beat the Flyers five four
Flyers Predators that will also beat tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
There you go, that's news. That's sports. It's Wollando. No
we Lendez? Whatlendez? No, that's definitely not it. Yeah, no,
it's not. You're where you're pronouncing it. Flying w A
l l e n d a s came up in
my uh my Duff Duff ghost search. Hold on, it's lying.

(08:21):
Wi Lendez is a circus act and a group of
don't think that. I don't think high wire acts without
at the great Wolendez. It's not, that's not how it's
pronounced Welendez. Then no, I don't know. The following the
flying Wilendez, the truth about the Dared Devil family. We Lendez,

(08:44):
that's it? Well, you don't know for sure? Do you can?
You look it up and I'll do weather. Go ahead,
I till I don't know. I know you have all
the answers. Go ahead. Well is it Thelendez? I don't know.
How do we say? We were doing a live broadcast
with the headsets on? Yeah, I know it's going to
chances like we're pronouncing it wrong. Chances showers today, hype
to sixty one clear tonight over thirty five tomorrow for

(09:06):
your Wednesday clouds, a chance to rain early and I
have to forty two fifty seven outside right now. Like
you know, other kids, dads are plumbers and they take
over the dad's plumbing business. You can take over it
doing tightrope walking. Wolanda, Well, no, Walands, No, it doesn't
sound right. Something about it doesn't sound right. Wilendez, it's
the Wilendez. I don't think so. I think you're mixing

(09:28):
good two names up there. You know, I for sure
it's uh, I know for sure it's fifty seven outside
right now. One hundred point seven ZXLS after He's Rock
Station ZXL Boarding Show, A hundred point seven xl F
afters these rock stations ZXL one show. I realized my
wife now is the girl that I hated growing up.
Oh no, So her and her friends go on a

(09:49):
cruise two weekends ago. They go a little it's just
little ghetto one. Like I'm I'm not I'm not joking.
It's it's ghetto. It's it's got some weird name. It's
not a carnival. It's not one of those the region,
not even man, it's it's like g e O Cruise
Lines or something. It was like four hundred dollars with
everything included. It's like Carnival, but it's spelled wrong. Yeah,

(10:10):
and it's yeah Carnival Carnabello right. Well, and what it
is it's it's it's it's dirt cheap, and that's kind
of what cruises are, man.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
That's that's why when you go on a cruise, you
got to know going in that you're gonna have some
of the worst people in society.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
That's what cruises are.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Lazy, it's cheap, it's it's cheap entertainment and it's nothing
but I mean no offense. If you're a heavy set
I think Joe and I can both say that, you know,
we we toe that line. It's fat people who enjoy
eating and then just like a like a pig in
mud at them, says, God, you're right, it's really what
it is. People will gorge themselves with food on a

(10:50):
cruise and then like a pig rolling around in mud,
they'll go in the pool.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, you can't get enough of it. It's right there.
You're stuck on a boat with all that. It's it's
it's cruises are tough, man. That's part of that. That's
part of the joke too. Like part of the joke
is is that it's it's dirt cheap. Like let's see,
she got the cruise, the drink package, the food package,
and it gave her five hundred dollars cash. Like that's
how bad this thing is. And I get it's part
of the joke. So I'm getting like little it's her

(11:15):
and these wives and they're having girls talking. I get it,
and I've heard some things. You know, I think some
of the husbands need to straighten her act up a
little bit. And I think they realize that after the cruise,
But I think I think the husbands are still going
to just be there. Let's say that, so my wife again,
my wife poking the bear from she she shoots a
group text out and says a change is coming right.
Oh boy, So now I realize the two husbands, right,

(11:37):
this is going off track. But this is kind of funny.
So the two other husbands, because I'm off the hook,
I'm the best husband. I am. I'm sorry, but I
am out of this room. Because we just do a little. Yeah,
we do, like we don't even do have to do
a lot, just to just do a little. Listen, I
don't know. I help my wife around the house. I
work hard, I clean things up. I don't see. I'm
a good husband, working hard. We work, we work, we

(12:00):
work right. So the two husbands they jump on right now,
they've got a group they got a text message thing
going back, but he didn't include me, saying, hey, what's
this about? Knowing that they know it's one of the other.
They've realized now that it's both of them, right, both
of them need to clean up. It's that thing, man,
when when you know people are gosspelin about you exactly
you know, and it is that that feeling, dude, especially

(12:22):
when you were like in high school and you knew
your friends were talking about you, but you'd like didn't
know what and you just like had that awful feeling.
I wish they would have put me on. I'd be like,
y'all's in trouble. My mayriage is just fine. You need
to straighten your act up. So I'm getting a little
bits of pieces from the cruise and like, Okay, they
got hit on, and I understand. I get it. My wife, listen,
they're good. Look at women. They got hit on, and

(12:44):
they know some names of the people and I did it.
I'm sure that they were elevens on this cruise, because
cruises don't have good looking people on them. And to
find out too, she said like ninety five percent of
it was like Dominican Republican and I'm like, okay. I
was like, you're you're a Spanish looking girl. It was
fun though. They were dancing a line on Moroccas lines
and everything else. Yeah, every other stereotope could throw there.

(13:06):
But they have one of the friends. Now she's single
and she's kind of ready to mingle, so she would
get hit on by these guys and she she end
up awesome Latin love. You know, she didn't go all
the way, but it was a little there was a
little kind of hooking up where she's got Latina heat
where the guy wanted to you know, again, it's everything
you want to do.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
You want to take her away from the girls now, which,
by the way, very weird to have single guys on
a cruise. That's what I think. It's really creepy unless
he was cheating on his wife.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Well, but it's I just could never imagine like my
friends going, hey man, let's all go on a cruise.
Like never, like you go on a cruise with your family,
you go on a cruise with your wife. Doesn't work, now, friend,
either in all inclusive, either doesn't work. Yeah, it's just
that's why I want to be I want to bang
my wife and drink like I don't. I don't think
that's a that's a thing like you're gonna I would

(13:55):
never think that unless you're going on a singles crew.
Did your wife go on a singles crew? I hope not.
I hope we're better than that. So now this guy
and talking to like, he's you know, he's kind of
hanging out with the one wants to take her like outside,
and here comes my wife and she's that girl growing
up every time you wanted to get You wanted to
get the girl away from the group so you could
hang out, hold her hand, look at the moon hook up,

(14:17):
you know, and whatever happens happened on around. She's single,
he's single. They want to go out. It rollerskate, not
my wife. Uhh. Man dies right in Officially the cbe them.
She was. She was the one like, no, no, you're
not going anywhere. This guy's on a cruise man looking
to hook up. Yeah, my wife man stood right in
the middle of it. She may have saved their life.

(14:39):
Part of me thinks that to because those cruises, man,
people go missing all the time because it's easy to
push somebody right off on one of them, balcous. It
could have been like a some type of assault thing
with all the friends, you know, some something bad could
have happened. So much like they also said, you're also
the girl growing up that you were the one that
always got in the way when I was trying to like, hey,
let's go take a walk and get away from the

(15:00):
Hey let's get out of here. Yes, let's go now.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
She also your wife could have messed this all up
and maybe this was her future husband. This is it
and they were supposed to meet. She praised the God
every night. Can you please, God send me the man
of my dream A guy said, mimicking guy. The guy said,
God said, I'm gonna send you the man of your dreams.
You're gonna meet him on this boat. Now I'm gonna
fall in love. And she dives in the middle of

(15:24):
it and stops the entire thing from happening. And behind
the scenes, I know who you're talking about. And she's
made some questionable decisions in the past.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well, there were some times when my wife wasn't there
to interject. Look, we we eat that bag. We'll knock
out some rock newss. There's some rock news for you.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Elton john has offered an update on an eye infection
that said it's caused really bad damage to his vision.
Back in September, he stated the infection he developed over
the summer left him with limited vision in one eye.
He was on Good More America and said, I unfortunately
lost my eyesight in my right eye in July because
of an infection. I was in the South of France.
It's been four months now and I haven't been able

(16:08):
to see out of my left eye.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Was Good Morning America. But he did he play or
he's just on there. He was on there hanging out.
Look look, look, look who's in the back Elton John Elton,
Johnny got Michael Strahan both in the same room.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Well, you know, so Prince is such a weird guy,
or was a weird guy. It's so talented, right, he
was obsessed with the Today Show. It's such a weird thing, right,
So he would just pop into the Today Show.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
From time to time. That's awesome. Sometimes he would do
it in costume, like he would like dress up like, like,
you know, is something not Prince like? One? I remember
it was who is the guy the Gumble? He was
his birthday and all of a sudden, like a guy

(16:58):
in a suit with like really like combed hair, like
he like looked real professional, came over to handle him
a piece of paper and Brian Gumble looked up and
it was Prince.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Like.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
That's funny. He seemed like a pretty down to earth
guide man every life, and it was crazy.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
If you lived around him in Minnesota, people said he
was great man. He would just like bicycle to the
store and you would just see Prince walking around in
high heels.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Hide boots on, just pedaling away. Scott stapped from Creed.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
He was being interviewed and he talked about the success
Creeds having now they're having a real resurgence. They also
talked about him being sober, and he said in ten years,
I'll be honest, I've probably had three or four days
that I've slipped up. But that's not bad. Three or
four days and ten years, he said. For me, it's
just one of those things. I takes the variety one

(17:51):
day at a time. He goes, my plan is to
be sober tomorrow. It's got to be tough having the
success that Creed is having now and like trying not
to do those things that you were doing when you
were on top of the world. He's kind of women, right,
the women, the drugs, the booze, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Just now it's got a paycheck out there. Man, be
glad you're making more money now. Just enjoy go home
to your family or kids.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Sammy Hagar said he doesn't understand why Alex van Halen
in his.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Book Brothers just completely leaves him out. He said, it's sad.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
I haven't read the whole book, but I've seen all
the excerpts and I've heard some of the interviews. It
breaks my heart because I think Alex is going through
some stuff losing his brother, and his health isn't all
that great. He said, I will do anything to become
friends with Alex again. He said, it's on my bucket
list that I will not take this to my grade,
and I don't want al taking it to his grade.

(18:49):
I put the olive branch out there many times, and
I'll do it over and over again. I want to
be friends. I want to play in a band with
Alex again. He's sam even said, he goes, Look, I'm
not even asking for that. I just want to be
able to be friends with you again. Because apparently Eddie
van Halen, Alex van Halen, and Sammy Hagar when like

(19:09):
they were really cooking late eighties, early nineties, they were
really tight, and then the drugs kicked in with Eddie
and then they fired Sammy, and after they fired Sammy,
the relationship kind of went the hell they.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Don't want to be your friend because we keep talking
about it. I don't know, man can't eat his mouth shut.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah, this is a big problem with Sammy Hagar because
this all There's always that, there.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Was always the rumor that they were going to do
this tour with him and David Lee Roth and Alex
was gonna drum.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
It was after Eddie passed away. It was actually started
before Eddie passed away. A Wolfgang would play, Mike l
Anthony would be the everyone that was involved with Van
Halen through the years would be there, and Sammy couldn't
shut up about it, and so he goes and he
would go on Howard Stern or would go he'd go
on a podcast and he would just blab all this
info they didn't want out yet.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, you got a little desperate man, like this guy
really wants to get back on stage. And I get it. Man, Well,
sam is doing just fine.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
I mean they got a little you know, he's doing
his Sammy Hayguard stuff. He's out there doing Van Halen stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
And Sammy's talented, like he can do the David Lee
Roth stuff and he does, but David Lee Roth can't
do the Sammy Hagar stuff. Yeah. There you go some
rock news for it. Okay. I have to tell you,
I was just looking on eBay, where I go for
all kinds of things. Z XL morning shows right here
on a bunch of Point seven's the XL SAP, Jersey's

(20:31):
rock station. I had to throw a suit on.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
The other day. We had a pop up wedding. So
my wife, she was in on it, so she knew
about the pop up. So she's like, yeah, like I'm
putting on a nice dress, you gotta wear a suit.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Like all right.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I tossed a suit on three o'clock on a Sunday, though.
I got a little bit of a problem with three
o'clock on a Sunday. He throws your whole day off. Yeah,
can't we have a.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Pop up wedding at nine thirty in the morning. That's
a football day. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
So uh so, now we're at the wedding. It's at
a winery, so it's only wine. I'm not a big
wine drink er. I have like a glass and a
half of them. Mer Low, Did you have a tie on?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yes? Did you do the tie thing? Huh uh? Well, yeah,
you had a suit on. Yeah. I'm a jacket shirt guy.
I don't do the tie anymore. But you don't wear suits,
do you? Uh what I have to? I do? So yeah? Yeah,
I mean I wouldn't. Finally went and got one and
spent a little bit of money on it, and it
actually had a guy kind of like fitted for men
get tailored. Yeah, yeah, I did that too. I went, I,

(21:30):
I'm actually going to get a second suit. That's how
fancy I whoa. Yeah, so I'm gonna have two of
them hanging in my closet, just getting dust on it
like good Fellows man, the whole line of suits in
your closet soon. So so yeah, so, yes, I was
wearing a tie. Uh you know what I wanted as
a tie clip, I didn't have one. Oh, instead of
the tie and a tie well no, no, no, no, no,

(21:50):
a tie clip where it clips the little tie to
the big tie. Little time to fill me in here.
You mean just the one that where you don't have
to tie because you can't tie. You just clipped the
nile the clip where Okay, so I know what you're
talking about. Yes, yes, it clips the little part that
you tuck in. It clips that usually you can get

(22:10):
like a nice one. It's like gold or silver. The
one behind if it comes out looks sloppy, sloppy as
fat guys have that. We usually make a little hook
in the back like a little bit it does. There's
a little place you can tuck it in right. But
like so if you go fancy, you go with a
little thing. And I also wanted to get a little
hanky for my pocket. It looks right, so that matches
my wife's dreps. Somebody sneezes, you know.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
So after the wedding, it was you know, it was
it was started three, done at six, and we were
we had to go pick up our little guy at
my wife's parents house. So turns out they you know,
the game, Eagles game was, you know, all the pregame stuff.
Football was on. We're going to stay for a little bit.
So I'm like, you know what I want to My
wife said, you know what, I'm going to pick up
some beer. So the beer store down there is in

(22:55):
the Acne. It's one of the few supermarkets that have
a liquor store in the state of New Jersey's man,
so it is. It's convenient.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
So, uh so I run in and now it's me
in a suit by myself, right on a Sunday, on
a Sunday, somebody obviously died. So and I go, I
throw the beer on the counter, and uh I got
hit on Okay, okay, yeah, now here. Now I'm gonna
tell you how I got hit on.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
OK, And it actually was kind of a It was
a backhanded hit on backhanded compliment.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
She goes, can I see your ID? No, I look old,
there's no I am, but I guess for legalities, she
had to do it.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Now.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
She was a ACME on a Sunday, working at the
liquor store, register nine. That's not bad, that's right, four
and a half in the regular world. But yeah, so
I'm there. Yeah, I give her my ID. Now my
I not my driver's license. Picture is awful. I look

(24:00):
like one of the terrorists that they pull out of
a hole in Iraq. Yeah, don't put him on a plane,
right right. I said that in an airport. Once I
said that to a woman.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
I go.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
She goes, She goes, oh, you look much better in person.
And I said, I know, I look like a terrorist
in that photo and s and I was like, oh,
I shouldn't have said that. I'm in an airport, you're
at the gate.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Well, so I give my ID to the girl at
the liquor store at the acame on a Sunday. I'm
wearing the suit. I look good, just got a fresh fade. Yeah, right,
And she looks at the ID and she looks at
me and she goes, you look much more handsome in person.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Wow. Wow. I was like, that's legit.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Man.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
I was like, all right, game on, yeah, you know
I had but I have my beautiful wife in the car,
so it couldn't be game.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
On because it couldn't be. It could have been hey, wow,
this doesn't look like you, or hey something. But the
fact that she used the word handsome you work. How
old was this woman? Sixty something? I would say thirty seven? Wow, okay,
let's go. I would say late thirties. Yeah, handsome. Yeah.
If I was a single man, you know that, maybe

(25:03):
I could work at the liquor store too.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
It always makes you feel good. I always wonder like
I went out with some buddies over the weekend and
well I got hit on too then because uh, I
had a big Hispanic guy stopped me to answer my ID,
but he didn't make a comment. He just says, which again,
it's so stupid. I'm going to this place, like, I
know they got a ban everything else. Why do you
really have to see me in my buddy's IDs? I
guess they have to.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
You know, a lot of it is because they're on camera. Yeah,
I guess, and they have to because dude, I remember
in college like we would we would. I wouldn't bounce
because I wasn't big enough, but I would be the
guy checking id's at these bars like during football games,
and dude, I'd.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Let anybody in.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Ye I was the world's forces. Like like there would
be times people would hand me. I wouldn't even.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Look at the date.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
I'd be like, guys, go ahead, just go ahead. But now,
I mean they're on camera. I think a lot of
times you gotta slide it to make you know it actually,
you know that way fakes. You know you can see
if it's a fake or not.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, maybe I need to go to the liquor store
on a Sunday. I haven't gotten hit on it a
long time where a suit can say here's what you
need to do. That's you gotta you gotta wear a suit.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
You gotta go to a liquor store about five thirty
six o'clock on a Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
And uh, it's gotta be an acne. It's gotta be
a liquor store in an act and try and look
better than my ID got you. Okay, Yeah, okay. Yeah,
so you know we had, you know, our little fling,
you know for that thirty second run. That was it.
That was over. I'll never see her again. Now wait
till you go back and now you're at the stalker.
Well now I'm gonna go back in shorts. Yeah, and

(26:28):
it's gonna be and I'm gon gonna look like my
ID picture. Look we uh we get back, We'll do
a thing called uhad. This report is one hundred point
seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station zx O Morning Show.

(26:49):
You leave them, we promise we will play them the
talkbacks that we do in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah, you go to the iHeartRadio app search w z
x L. You hit the red micron button.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Send us some message. I mean, unless it's something horrific,
we'll play it. Yeah. Yeah, and even if it's funny horrific,
we'll probably play that too. Give us anything I mean, yeah,
I mean if like I'm trying to catch my wife
and conversations like I had a conversation with my kid,
I'm trying to catch that one too and send it
on somebody.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah, like I guess creep audio somebody right, Like somebody
is acting up you got a Karen at a restaurant
or something.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Dude hit the red microphone button, record that, send it
to us. We talked about it. White girl wasted. We
used to love these tids you record like white girls
being wasted when you were at the bar. Just why
she's throwing up in the parking lot, just sober pointing
feature and send it over. So many things on the show.
We've missed the boat on.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
We missed the boat on bitcoin when fifteen years ago
a guy was telling us about it, we didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
We missed the boat on.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Uh uh getting into pot dispensaries early in the game.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Right if people told us all about these people told
us so bad.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
White girl wasted is exactly how the Hawk two girl
became the Hawk two girl. Right, A guy was outside
of a are with a microphone getting drunk girls to
say dumb stuff that could have been.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Right here on the show. We could have play it. Yeah,
we got a hok to and spin on that thing,
bude radio goal. She's walking out of the ocean drive
in Sea Isle, and and that's the HOWK two girl?
All right? This guy, uh, I believe this is a
shot at me and the home that I have in
Brigateine because he mentions island about I don't. I don't

(28:24):
know bedbugs something about bedbugs?

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah he does.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
I don't think he likes Brigantine a Scottie.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Next time Jojo tells you if he wanted momb this house,
I would check yourself with bed bugs, just to be safe.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I mean, god, I'm just nasty. Do you have bedbugs? No?
I don't know what that is. Now.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Can we play a different game? Can we play what's
the noise behind him?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Thought about? That? Is he had a sawmill, Yeah, mills
in South Jersey. That one of the things on the
side of the road where they shoved tree branches. Is
that what it is?

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
I mean, it's it's not a weed whagger? I can
I don't think it's a weed whagger? I mean, is
he cutting a lawn? It seems like it's a little
too late in the season to be cutting a lawn.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
It's like when you post a selfie and we're more
concerned with the mirror in the back and the cabinets
and the couch and everything around.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
The favorite man when they post the selfie in the
mirror and the mirror is dirty or there's just stuff
on the counter, and I'm like, I'm like, oh, that's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Hey, I was talking about bowling here. It reminds me
an old joke. What's the difference between JoJo's mom and
a bowling ball? You could only fit three? You went
bowling the other day with my wife, and this guy
loves bagging on your mom.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Okay with the joke, I get it, I get it.
You had sex with JoJo's mom. It's it's getting old.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
And I knew. I knew where you were going with
the bowling bawl thing. Yeah, the whole thinger thing. I'm like,
bowling my mom does? She used to love the bowl? Yeah.
Growing up, man, I would be in at that daycare
thing in the bowling out, which was awful.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
It was like a prison, man. It was every Tuesday morning. Yeah,
it's just some drunk guy with a cigarettes watching you.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
God, the whole the shag carpeting and everything else. The
kids pissed on. It was a little plastic slide everything.
It was all there.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Hey, man, don't you hate that when you give somebody
something for free and then they complain about how it's
a headache and they wish it was the other way.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
You know, I don't want to name.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Anybody in particular, but you know, somebody got something new
and it's supposed to make their lights easier. And now
all I hear is way way way where complain, complain, complain.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Huh, that's not me?

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I think it's some shot at me and I'll get
into it coming up in just a little bit. I
think that's it was. It was a vague shot at me. Okay,
I don't appreciate I got it. Okay, so you knew
where he was coming from. I think that's somebody who
we may know, and he I I may have h
lit him up yesterday. We'll catch the text. Oh all right, yeah,

(31:05):
all right, yeah, jump on the talk back feature where
the iHeart Radio.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Apple's message in search z XL hit the right.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
By anything, racket rock, roughing brash.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Here's some trash for you. Jamie Fox joined The Real
Housewives of Atlanta. I did karaoke like Miami over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Uh do you what? What do you think he's saying? Oh? Wow,
what's that? He had a hit not too long? I
used the word hit loosely. Well he did he? I
mean he did the opening to the that Kanye song.
It was one about the shamp Oh gold Digger. Yeah, yeah,
where he did the opening his ray Charles One is
like a like the Champagne Room. I forget man what

(31:56):
he does now? I'm gonna say he went out. It
was like a Taylor Swift song.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
He's saying, Aliah's one in a million and Mariah Carres
we belong together.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
What's the down night? Huh? Were dancing? Was it a ballad? Knight?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Those are awful karaoke? By the way, Why is he
hanging out with the Real Housewives of Atlanta? I mean,
Jimmie Fox is like one of the bigger guys in Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
What are you hanging out? What are you slumming it
with the girls from Atlanta? For I think the term
no sex in the Champagne Room came from him?

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah? It might be the name of a saw.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
In headlines, we talked about Eric and Lyle Menendez. They
might be getting out of prison. Well, there's a weird
thing that goes on that these women get obsessed with
these these criminals and they they like send them letters
and then these guys get married to these women. Well,
apparently Lyle Menendez his wife, so they got married. She

(32:51):
announced their separation after twenty years of marriage, saying he's
cheating on her, but he's in jail.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Who is this?

Speaker 3 (32:58):
This is Lyle Menendez. We talked about him in headlines
Lyle and Eric Menendez. They could be getting out of
prison after killing what he thinks he's cheating on her.
So his wife, who he married while in jail, is
announcing their separation after twenty years, saying he's cheating.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
On her, but he's in jail. Let's see here.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Hugh Grant has responded to a woman's claim that they
made out years ago, saying he doesn't recall, but admits
his memory isn't great. It's another Real Housewives woman. She's
on the Real Housewives of New York. They said that
her name is Luanne de les SEPs and she said
that her and Hugh Grant had made out. He bounced

(33:40):
back from that scandal, remember that ninety scandal where he
got a prostitute and he got it, he got arrested.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
He said a good looking guy too, man, Yeah, and
then he had to go to on Jay Leno, and
Jay Leno made a joke, Hey, you ain't any any
big news you.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
This is pretty I mean, Taylor Swift is so big
that Dwayne Johnson had to actually go and buy tickets
to her show.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Dwayne the Rock Johnson can't reach out to Taylor Swift
people and get a free ticket to the show. No,
that's how big she is. Wow. Yeah, that's how big
she is, and how hard tickets already get that. He
tried to get calm tickets and he just ended up
buying them. You think Jason Kelsey has to pay for tickets?
I hope. So they say, man, that ending in line,
that VIP tent at her shows is like ridiculous. It's legit, man,

(34:35):
She's like it's.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Every celebrity and every celebrities kid and you name it,
from royalty to actors, the musicians. It's it's crazy in
the VIP.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
So I don't think Jason Kelsey enjoys the music and
the show. It's just a part of it, right. You're
Jason Kelsey. You've never put it before. Your brother was
banging Taylor Swift. You never put a Tailor Swift on
your playlist ever.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Well as little daughters, so they may know maybe his daughter,
maybe his wife, his wife's said that she was a
big fan and uh and even like the you know, uh,
Jason Kelsey's wife announced that she's pregnant with their fourth kid. This,
I mean, it's pretty cool. Taylor Swift responded to her
statement on Twitter.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, it is pretty cool. You know Instagram or one
of those things where it's like, okay, all right, so like,
could could Kylie Kelsey be like are we friends? Right? Right?

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Like?

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Does like does the now? Taylor's from around the suburbs
of Philly. I think she was like, you know, maybe
like an hour outside of Philly. Does she go to
Thanksgiving dinner to Kelsey's?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
What's that look like? Hey, Taylor, can you pass the
mash Taylor Swift? Taylor Swift the most iconic woman in
the entire world right now? Can you pass the mashed potatoes?
Probably super cool?

Speaker 3 (35:44):
She's an angel, Taylor, Grab me a glass of water. Yeah,
you want a beer? You want to move, Grab me
a beer, Grab me a beer.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Toot's uh, and we'll wrap it up with this Tish Cyrus.
Do you know who that is? No, it's Miley Cyrus's
that's brother. Oh mom, Okay. She said she never wanted
the divorce Billy Ray Cyrus. But Billy Ray was the
one to push for a divorce. Well, fame will do
that to you, Scott when you got that song and one,
Yeah that bang.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
I mean, dude, if he didn't have Miley, he would
always just be known as the achy breaking hard guy.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah. Yeah, there'd be a Netflix thing about him, right,
that was he He's Millie Vanilla. Yeah, at least Millie
Vanilli had a follow up him and they got a
bad rap too. I gotta get break into that documentary.
Every every every musician now does the same thing Millie
Vanilly does. They just got caught yep. Uh, there you go,
some trash for it. This month we celebrate warm Hey,

(36:40):
good Mornings, the XL Good Morning. I heard you got something.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Marshall Cooker, Yeah, Marshall Tucker band tickets, they're coming to
Atlantic City.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
You want them? What do you do for a job?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
You know me?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I'm a total guy? Bridge told guy is that the
old cash once got you get caught up and they
just started doing easy passy like a year or two
ago they started doing easy pass right. Oh you sold
out and easy pass No I have not. I think
I see you because I drive that bridge every day. Yeah, yeah,
I'm a young Yeah you are.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Okay, all right, okay, let's okay, let's talk. I think
I know, I do know this guy. He's very friendly?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Is he very good? Look as my mom lives literally
right over the bridge, is you good looking? He's dude,
I give you a sock. I'll give you a solid
seven and a half to an eight. I'll take it.
I'll take it. Yeah, man, an eight and the toll
guy category oh dude, he's an eleven toll take okay,
yeah in the toll taking world. Come on, now, now,
what's the fair to get over? Buck fifty two fifty?

(37:43):
Is it two fifty or a buck fifty two to fifty?
Can't you just round that up around that down so
you don't have to keep bringing the quarters out?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Man?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Well there's for you. Well, I'll tell you, man, you
are I'll tell you there's one like there's it's the
expressway or part way. Maybe it's like to ten And
I'm like, why are you doing to was gonna do.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Now?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Like now I got pennies. But but there there is
one guy. And I gotta give this guy a credit
because he's he is so cranky. He's an older gentleman
and uh like sometimes he doesn't even open the door.
And and then one day I handed him a twenty
dollars bills all I had and he went, oh, this
is all you have?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Who is that guy? What's his name? And I was like, yeah, dude,
it's money. You know who he is. I'm not gonna
call him out live, but bring that guy us. Yeah,
you know who he is, because the dude I actually
like him because he's so cranky character. One day he
was sleeping like I love that guy. All right. Man,

(38:51):
Well dude, yeah, i'll uh next time I see, I'll
give you a nice high fived. I'm not kidding, dude.
I every day I crossed that bridge at least twice
a nur. I know, you know, because the last time
I won the contact you told me. But I still
can't figure out who the hell. You'll see me sneaking in.
You'll see because Scotty, you'll be handing you tickets and
you'll be letting them in for free. That's right, I'm

(39:14):
right now, all right, you stay on hold, we're gonna
get all you're infar right, all right, thank you? I
remember growing up, man, my buddy's dad worked a toll
with the Walt Whitman Bridge. If it was a big
deal like he was. I think he made like twenty
five dollars an hour, which at that time was a
lot of money. Was a good was good and all
you do is to sit there and he just give
out money. I was like, bro, how do I get
in this job? So growing up, we had a house

(39:35):
in the corner and that it was kind of it.
They had a pool, but the house wasn't really well
kept and we never saw the parents, right that the mom,
so she was like a shut in and we never
saw the dad. So as the kids, we all thought
the dad was a vampire, right, and so like little
kids were like, okay, we never went buy the house

(39:55):
because we were afraid he was gonna get us. It
turns out and know he was a toll taker overnight.
Yeah give me that shift. We never saw it going on.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
We never saw him because he worked overnights and slept
all day. Yeah and uh yeah, So it was like, oh,
it's okay, but dude, I mean he was able to
raise a family, buy a nice house with a pool,
being a toll take.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
How easy is that?

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Math?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I don't know, it's too tense. You's gonna go ninety
cents back. You usually have it piled up ready to
give you. And I'll tell you, man, because I look,
I know it can get monotonous, but dude, I'm super
nice the toll takers because it's not their like, it's
not their fault that it's expensive. Yeah, but like it, dude.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
And and when you've got a good toll taker who's
actually like friendly, like dude, well, my wife she had
like a stalker.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Who was a guy who uh before she had easy paths.
He would give her flowers like, yeah, this guy's awesome. Dude.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
I'm like, maybe you know, maybe you take Root fifty
instead of the Expressway that number.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Yeah, creepy is that? Look we we get back on
GOTT sevens, EXLS out Jerseys, Rock Stations, ZXL Morning Show. Everybody.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Dude, I was on fire yesterday and I fired up
my whole neighborhood because this is ridiculous. And this started
years ago where all of a sudden, in your driveway
you would get this big trash can from your township, right,
so trash can would arrive and it's like okay, And

(41:15):
it was nice, and it was pretty and it was clean,
and it was like one of those big ones with
a lid on it, and you're like, oh, this is great. Now,
I come from a world where you used to just
put your trash out on the street. Yeah, guys, get
out of the truck man, no matter how much you had,
no matter how much you had, they took it and
they threw it in the truck and it went to
some dump where it's still wasting away. So now the

(41:36):
thing was, ohok, I got this beautiful new trash can.
Oh but wait, there's bylaws on this trash can. Everything
you throw away as to fit in this stupid can.
We won't pick up anything that's not in this can
because guess what, we have robocops that come out terminator

(41:56):
trucks that come out with these big claws and they
throw it in, so they can't pick up anything it's
not in the actual can itself.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, we we have an all right. So that that
happened about ten twelve years ago. It's a game bro
right now. Yeah, it's I play Jenga, but I played Sunday.
I played Jenga with my trash can. I have a
pile of wood I go down to the other neighbors
trash cans, Like if I actually with a wheelbarrow full
of wood and I'm putting a piece here, put.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
There friendly enough with my next door neighbor to do that.
My old neighbor, dude, me and him would do it
all the time. He would he would hit me up
and he's like, yo, you care and I I got
half the can.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Go nuts. By the way, this sounds dumb, but if
you're going to do it, and I realize that, and
again my neighbor, I think was just being a dummy. Uh,
you should ask for some reason. It should matter if
you're putting something in somebody else's you should ask.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
That's why I don't feel comfortable to do it to
my neighbor, because we're not close enough. My other neighbors, well,
you know, my last house, I was comfortable enough to
be like, all right, yo, bud, I'm using your trash can.
So the other day, out of nowhere, no one asked
for this. I get at a recycling can dropped off

(43:02):
on my driveway. Now, I always had the blue little can.
That was fine, but you could always put stuff next
to it, cardboard, stuff like that. For recycling they would
pick up. They'd pick up all of it. Whatever the can.
The can would have cans in it, and then card
would would sit next to it, especially like Christmas and stuff. Man,
you know how much cardboard or when you got when

(43:23):
you moved into something. Yeah, right, alright, but there's a lot.
So they drop off one of these stupid big cans
right in addition to the can you already have, which,
by the way, I just threw the old can in
the new can so well, because I'm like, I don't
want two cans. So I go, I'm like, okay, cool,
we got a new recycling can.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Take my trash out the other day. Now I have
my can, it's all filled up. But we also my
oldest daughter moved and we're moving some stuff around and
we had a lot of cardboard. So I put the
cardboard on the side of the trash can because it
didn't fit in because the big boxes. Oh yeah, So
yesterday the truck comes, takes the can, leaves the rest

(44:06):
of the car.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
You won't yeah, he won't even get out of the
truck anymore. So, dude, unless you can get it with
that claw. Dude.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
So now I'm like I we I know a guy.
We know a guy and I hit him up who
works for the company, and I go, what is this about?
And he's like, yeah, man, new rules. They're they're they're
you have to get everything in the camp. Okay, what
if I get a sixty five inch seventy five in
eighty five inch TV. I got to get that box
in that can.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Dude, I've done it where I have to fol him over.
I have to crush him, step on him, put him
in there, dude and cut them down. Dude, I want
right to our Facebook page of our township, like you
got him like that?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Oh, we were getting people fired up. I was like,
can you believe they're doing this? And they're like, oh
wait until Christmas, it's going to be a mess.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Snap.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
And we had neighbors just move in, so they got
all kinds of boxes laid out on the street, just
left them there. And I'm like, come on, man, like
you're killing me here.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Like, I get it. You want the cans in there,
the plastic in there, I get, But the cardboard. It's
like if I got a big piece of furniture that
comes in a box or something like that, it's it's
not gonna fit in that stupid can. Yeah. So so
they gave me so they go, well, once a month,
we'll come around for bulk. Okay, so now I gotta
stay around. So now this has to sit in my garage.

(45:21):
It's gotta sit for a month. Yeah you kidding me
on this? Yeah, you light that thing on fire, throw
right down to black Horse.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Place, dude, the good old days. I'll just have a
fire pit in my backyard, just burn everything. I don't
care I burn leaves, I'll I'll burn kids.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
It doesn't matter. Man. But I was so fired up yesterday.
I'll go like, it's so stupid. Man. So you give
us this stupid new can. And and so now I
gotta shove everything into this stupid can. I already have
to do it with my regular trash, which, by the way,
I've gone five maybe six feet above the lid of
the can.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Yeah, like that's how that's how much? Because sometimes if
we have parties or something, we need more trash than
just that trash can.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah, I see, I had two trash cans because when
my neighbor left, the first thing we did is I
went over there. I dug up his shrubbery that he
had because he was selling the house. So I dug that,
put that in my yard, and I grabbed his can
and I had two cans. Yeah, and I would filled
up with a bunch of yard waste, and I don't
know the rules. Yeah, usually the guy's pretty good. I'll
put the yard waist like the clippings and stuff, and
I'll put trash are on top. I don't know. It
just all dumps, but they do see it with the camera.

(46:23):
So I'm watching. I go out there and I say,
I'm saying to the guy, hey, man, is it cool
with the yard waist. And as I'm doing that, he
dumps it and I know I have two cans and
he hates it. I believe he purposely let off of
that hook because there goes my can in the back
of the truck. Yeah, I stuck with one can where
I had the convenience to have him two.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
So they switched trash companies on us a couple years ago.
I had two cans.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Two cans were awesome. Then that they switched companies. So
the old company came and picked up both cans, and
then I.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Got dropped off one suckers man and I was like, damn, man,
I wish I would have grabbed that thing. Yeah, I
should have went out there, man, dude. But it really
it's just a it's it's like, come on, man, we'll
knock it out of that truck.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
In our buddy who we we have an insider with
some information. He's like, yeah, man, he's like those trucks
h But he had a nickname for the truck, called
it like the grabber or something. He goes, yeah, man,
they're not gonna they're not gonna get out and do anything.
They they just take that big can and they dump
it in the back and throw it down and that's it.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
You across the bridge in the Brigantine, so you can
go back in time because they have they still have
the guys on the back of the truck. Man, it's
actually pretty nice. They have the old metal trash cans
with actual trash in it, not even in a bag.
You know what it is. It's guys in the back
where if you put something they will pick it up.
But it's just it's like a little hook and a
little hook just hooks it missed back. The guy don't
have to kills back by doing it, but at least
if you have a little something there, they will just

(47:43):
pick it up.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
I missed the good old days. So you know what
I'm gonna have to do. I'm gonna have to load
my car up with cardboard and bring it here to
work and throw it the dumps.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I have a truck full stuff. I'm ready to get
rid of this. Yeah. I got a little swing set,
swing and stuff. You got me. I won't say what company,
but it's a big one. It's a county. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Look, they might do some stuff with windmills. We get back,
we're gonna do you think.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
You have a bed? You think you've got it bad?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Well, it seems like if you steal stuff, you probably
shouldn't put it up on social media. Does that make
sense to you, Jojo?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
People are so stupid. Yeah, So the cops have social
media and they can see what you do.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
So in Cape Coral, Florida, TikToker, an influencer twenty two
year old, allegedly shoplifted five hundred bucks worth of GOODSMA Target.
They posted on their Instagram about it and I lost prevention.
Employe at the store alerted police to the alleged theft.
The cops put out a security footage image on social
media asking for help, and of course someone called the
police saying look into this TikTok person. They have been

(48:48):
arrested in charge with petty theft.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
So it's just dumb. I think about that, like all
those stupid things we did. Like I remember being in
cant Coon and me and my buddies we threw a
couch out the window from the lobby throughout the window.
I remember like a cab picked it up a second later,
drove it away on the hood of the car. Whole
thing was like, it's what you get in Mexico. But
I'm I'm sure I would have recorded that and then
I would have wanted to post it up. I'm glad

(49:11):
we didn't because you'd be caught.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
No, we I believe me, and you were the kind
of last generation to not have everything online so we
could do dumb stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Yeah, and I did do dumb stuff, And.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
I'm glad that stuff is not out there forever. Yeah,
because like you know, man, in high school, in college,
the things I did.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Yeah, even at parties and stuff. Yeah, I mean, thank
god that's not online. Like I killed somebody. I definitely
would have recorded me killing this person. But it's like
now every bit of their life has to be online.
Go to a restaurant, dude, just look around every table
there's a woman taking pictures of her meal. Here. Oh
I hate it, dude, right, and like it's like just

(49:57):
enjoy you got dad or some video on fireworks, two
things you'll never go back and watch on your phone.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
And I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna watch your
kids recital either. In France, a plastic surgeon has earned
the nickname of the Nose Maestro. The success has been
tarnished though, however, after the doctor was accused of mutilating
women and turning their noses into potatoes as a result
of his potato nose surgery flubbs. The doctor has been
slapped with a two year ban, which he is appealing,

(50:26):
claiming that he's the victim of a smear campaign.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
By a rival plastic surgeon.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Do you know there's a big thing where people are
going to get hair transplants and new teeth. They go
to Turkey?

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (50:40):
I guess it's a hot spot. It's cheaper and and
the doctors are pretty good over there. Wow.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
So they have like you go to a travel agent
and they book, you the airfare of the hotel and
the operation pay all one bill.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
It's a package like. It's a package deal, like a
flyway to go to sea, the Eagles play in Dallas.
It's all included. Yeah. There's a comedian Dan Soder who
was talking about it. He said he opted not to
He was getting hair plugs and he opted not to
go to Turkey because on the way home you have
to have your head wrapped in bandages and it's like
a sixteen hour flight. He goes, I'm not gonna have

(51:12):
my head and bandage is bleeding for sixteen hours on
their way home. Uh, let's see here.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
The radical, attention grabbing design of the cyber truck, which
is super ugly, has led some of the question the
psychology of those who might buy one. A recent Facebook post,
which has since been deleted, may have shed some light
on that. Steve Shioh is a dentist and a cyber
truck owner. In his post, he says he works hard,
his kids don't talk to him anymore, his friends are
too busy to visit, and he's getting older every day.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
So what do you do?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
You getting overpowered, overpriced, over the top fridge on wheels
and then you can ignore it. You can't ignore me anymore.
He said, it's like an attention thing, right, hundred percent
is well.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
The guys used to buy court member guy used to
buy corvettes all the time, and he sucked. Yeah, they
just pourvets. Was a big thing for a while. My
buddy had one. Man a bunch of them, Like, dude,
this a little two seer. You got four, you got
four people in your family. What are you doing with
this midlke crisis. I remember growing up a neighbor across
the street. He was like in his probably mid twenties,
and by this point and he just got married and
him and his wife they still living with mom and dad. Right,

(52:14):
But he bought he bought a corvette, hm right, And
and he loved this thing. Dude. Every saturday's out there,
he's polishing it, and he's there, he's washing it. And
then they had kids, and the saddest day was when
he had to give up the corvette. Yeah, because it's like,
you got kids, dude, there's no room for anything. There's
no there's barely room for two people in a court drive. Man,

(52:34):
My buddy had them. We took them out. Man, they
were fun to drive, but I don't want one. Yeah,
I I I enjoyed the Dodge Duster. That's a nice one.
That was. That was the one that was if you
couldn't afford a Camaro or a Firebird or a Mustang,
you got a Dodge Duster. And then you would have
the shingles on the back window with that zero to
sixty and what forty seconds from that something like, you know,

(52:57):
a minute and a half. There you go. Those people
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(53:22):
I love it, right, yeah, we don't hide it. I
voted for the guy. I love it. You don't hide it.
I hid it at all. I love the guy.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Well, here's the thing, and I had two of them
on my back.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I like the guy because because it's it's a it's
it's a goof like it's it's fine, but and and
but I I appreciate that. I've always loved uh uh
Trump Uh you know there's some shady business, uh business
dealings here and there, but he's just a he's a
fun guy.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
And I think that's a regular guy. You took a
regular guy. You made regular guy who has some common sense,
but he talks like a regular guy. He's out there
dancing on stage.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
I mean, we needed fun back in politics, right and
and and I think we've lost that. Everything got too
serious or you know. So it's it's not it's kind
of like, yeah, it's just a now it's all that's
just a bit.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
It's a lot of fun in a goof Yeah, for
every ten things he does, I like, it's always like
one or two, I'm like, man, what are you doing? Yeah,
so much.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Because it seems this time around he's not as crazy
and wacky as he was in twenty sixteen. Yeah, yeah,
it seems like he does have someone who has a
little bit of control over him. Maybe that's Elon Musk,
maybe that's his daughter, maybe it's his daughter in law.
I don't know, but it seems like he's a little
bit more in control.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I'm looking for a gift from my brother, right So,
and I know he's a you know, he's he's crazy
on this whole little Trump thing. But he even wears
the shirts out before the election. I'm like, you're gonna
get shot. Yeah, uh something again like I would never
wear a Trump gear. Well, it's a problem. I got
this awesome shirt it's Trump in front of the White
House saying I'll be home for Christmas. I can't wear
it anywhere. Well the time, I know where legit.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
My wife was she she said one day she's like,
I'm gonna get a Trump shirt because there's next like
down the street from her work is a Trump store.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Yeah, shout out to you people. And uh so then
she said, uh it's And I was like a Trump shirt, Like,
what's what's this gonna look like? Trump riding a dragon.
He's got his finger his middle finger up. You missed.
That's a good shirt.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Yeah, it was actually kind of it just said it
was you know, once again it was a chick shirt.
And it was like it said forty five and forty seven.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
There you got. And I was like, okay, I get that,
but once again, I don't think i'd wear that. So
I'm driving in listening to my conservative talk and on
comes with commercial Donald Trump. He has a Donald Trump
watch and I'm like, okay, this is perfect. This is
what you watch. This is what you get the guy
who has everything that Donald Trump watch. I'm gonna get
to that. So the Trump it's just a it's just

(55:41):
a nice it's just a watch. I look it up online.
I'm like, this is what I'm gonna do. What could
it be? I don't know, maybe one hundred hundred and
fifty dollars. It's nice to go watch and it has
like the Trump logo and on the sneakers. About six
months ago he's got the Trump sneakers too, we had
the training cards. Again, these are the little missteps. I'm like,
it sounds kind of okay. There's a there's a fragrance
coming out. A Trump fragrance is coming out. And I

(56:03):
hear him on the commercial promoting and stuff. I get.
This is the stuff.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
I'm like, dude, we have so in the studio we
have Fox News on all the time. And that's uh,
that's because Jojo only watches Fox News. So the commercials
for the Trump stuff are crazy, Like there's a book,
coloring book I like to teach your kid about Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
So this Trump commercial comes on, It's hey, it's don
a Trump. These are my watches. They're the best watches
ever made. Of course I go. I'm like, okay, this
is one I'm to get my brother. He'll love this
super little watch. I had little Trump logo on. What
could it cost? Dude? The cheapest one is six hundred dollars.
They go up to three thousand dollars. I'm like, come on, man,
I think his shoes were like a thousand. Yeah, it's

(56:43):
it's it's I don't come on, man, man, if you
got the watch, I can't even get one hundred and
fifty dollars. I probably would pay to give it to
these roads. Paying three or four thousand dollars for a
Trump watch, go to one of these roadside uh Trump
stores and just get him like a flag of like
he's got Trump riding a He's got it. He's got it.
He's got the shirts, he's got the Trump hat. I

(57:05):
like that he doesn't have the watch.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Scott, I like it's the pig sure, like the one flag.
It's Trump's head on rambow as Rambo's shooting the machine gun.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Everything everything you want, man, Yeah Trump watch, huh yeah yeah,
do five hundred dollars, six hundred dollars for the cheapest one.
I'm like, I'm not spending at one of the things
that I it must have broken a move.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Years ago, I had uh doing work with the Trump
properties here in Atlantic City. They gave me it was
a Trump wine bottle holder, so it was Trump. It
was like three feet tall. It was a Donald Trump
and he held in his arm a bottle of wine
and then on his other hand you would hang your
wine glasses on his fingers.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
I love it. This is awesome.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Collect him said, no, I think it must have broken
a move because I can't find it anywhere.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yeah. So he's always been doing this stuff. It's just
now he's president, dude.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
One hundred percent. This is always Trump was always this.
This is so you was a marketing genius.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Do you remember the Trump board game back in the day.
No oh, the Trump board game was huge. I do
remember the board game. Yeah, yeah, Hey, everybody, thanks for calling.
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(58:52):
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I'm about here. We're rocking. Hey, thank you.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
You shot to the best.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
How do yoe keep me laughing? Man? You guys are great.
Good morning guys, Hilario, let's think Scott it Oh god,
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