MONDAY 12-09-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'd wedding nasty Star.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Wake Up, Wake up, start, oh, wake up now, wake up.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above the rest. And this show,

(00:48):
isn't it?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Maybe what's happening? Good morning? Good morning, the morning, the morning.
I had the drive here in our radio station van.
O what you took it home for the weekend. It
is kind of cool to drive around there. It's kind
of flashy, you know, it's hey, look at me on
the radio. It's awful And I'll tell you why. So
yesterday I had to pick up a TV. So I
hit up the promo girl and I'm like, hey, anybody

(01:15):
using that that van? Like, do we have any Christmas
praise or anything we gotta be part of. She's like no,
So I was like, all right, I'm gonna take it.
So I drive to the to the store to get
the TV, and I forgot our stupid pictures on the
side of the van. So here I am, yeah, parked
outside of the store loading a TV into the van
and my picture is on the side of the stupid vam. Yeah,

(01:37):
like it's your vam. You decided to have it wrapped.
Oh you know, so dumb, And now it's parked in
my driveway all night. Yep, and the neighbors are probably like,
who's this dor. It's not a cool picture, like I
got to stick on my face. You have a look
like you're in love with me. Out of context, yeah,
the context was we took a picture the old owner
of the radio station was in love with like portraits,

(01:58):
like seers, portraits, we hires. I don't know, some out
of work photographer. Remember they did it one of the offices.
Remember we had to kick our shirts off for one photo.
It was it was where he asked me to oil
up and so, uh so we take a picture and
me and you goofed and it was like it was
like a high school prom picture. Yeah, you got your
hands on my shoulder, you got these puppy dog guys.

(02:20):
In the context of how we did it, it's funny,
but out of context it makes no sense. So then
are maybe there's a reason why she's not working here anymore.
Our promotional princess, Oh my god, why did you do
that she she put the picture on the van, but
it makes no sense because people weren't there when we
took the picture. Yeah, and don't understand why we're doing that.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Pose.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
We should have had final cut in our contract of
everything that gets published here with our pictures on it
the week, because I definitely would. I won't even want
the picture. Man. We used to have a logo. Logo
was the logo was fine, but they hated the owner
here loves like the people across the hall. Right, they're
on a pop station like he used to put their
faces on a bus. I don't want that. No, I

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want that at all. So yeah, So here I am
trying to load a TV up. I'm asking the guy.
I said, hey, man, can I tip you? And he goes,
you have to put it in my pocket. Oh that's awesome.
So here I am a van with an awful picture
of me and you loading a TV into the back
while I'm trying to shove five dollars into a guy's pocket.

(03:26):
Is wow. I hope that's not a role. He's just
looking for us. It's weird, dude, I mean I fingered
his pocket. Yeah, it's really weird. I'm gonna try that
he kept thrusting towards me. Everybody, it's Monday. We're going
to get into that. We are going to find a
ZXL workforce employed that they're going to send you to
an awesome show this morning, this weekend, Marshall Tucker Band

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and I believe Jefferson's Starship is opening up for them. Nice.
We'll get with tickets for that coming up just a
little bit so one point seven ZXL, Sat Church's rock station,
z XL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody, do it live.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
I can go all right it and we'll do it live.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
And things sucks. I'm Scotti. Good morning. He's some news
follow use on a Monday. Rappers Jay Z and Sean
Diddy Combs have been accused in a civil lawsuit of
raping a thirteen year old girl back in two thousand.
Our childhood is falling apart, Jjo. Let me tell you
nineties hip hop, it's done. I can't play anymore. It's done.

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Who would have thought that? In vogue? Who would be
the safe ones? Well for now, until sir mix a
Lot gets busted, Salt and Pepper, Hopefully they didn't do
anything wrong. The lawsuit, which was originally filed back in
October and refiled over the weekend to add jay Z
to list of defendants. Alleges that the victim, identified only

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as a woman now living in Alabama, was raped by
both men at the Video Music Awards after party. Jay Z,
whose real name is Sean Carter, refer to the allegations
and a statement has a black mail. I mean, how
long until Beyonce bounces right? I mean she has to
separate herself from this. I do a safe face problem
is so I was reading up on this a little bit.

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I didn't even think about it. Apparently jay Z started
dating her when she was like sixteen. Ah, okay, so
the writing was on the wall. Yeah. Law enforcement agencies
across New Jersey are starting a nearly month long crackdown
on drunk and driving with additional patrols and checkpoints paid
for by grants the State Department of Highway Safety Traffic
Highway Traffic Safety has provided one hundred and thirty agencies

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almost eight hundred thousand dollars to pay officers overtime. The
list includes one hundred and twenty seven local departments, two
sheriff departments, and a university. In addition to overtime, the
money will fund saturation patrols and high visibility Spritey checkpoints
through New Year's Day. Stillantes is recalling more than three
hundred thousand Ram Dodge RAM heavy pickup trucks because of

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a faulty part that could make the brakes fail. The
Netherlands based automaker said the hydraulic control unit on the
trucks is prone to failure, which can cause the anti
lock breaking system to fail. That's the worst thing you
could have failed. That's it doesn't be neat like if
you told me, like the headlights, like the high beams
went on by themselves, like I could deal with that.

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But breaks, I think you need them now, Stilantis, So
does is Dodge not a thing anymore? I don't know, man. Yeah,
And it's from the Netherlands. So is Dodge now made
in the Netherlands? Come on, man, America is strong. Where
are we? The trucks in question are twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen,
Ram twenty five hundred, thirty five hundred, forty five hundred

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and fifty five hundred and the recall is about four
hundred thousand trucks. That's news. What about sports? Eagles beat
the Panthers twenty two to sixteen yesterday Bengals Cowboys. That's
going to be tonight from Monday night football. Sixers beat
the Bulls one to wait, one hundred off till Friday
where they take on the Pacers. There's a hockey team
in Utah and they beat the Flyers for two. Ouch.

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There's a hockey team in Utah. Did you know that Utah?

Speaker 4 (07:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yep, they're called the Utah Hockey Team. When does happen?
I just expansion leek. I don't have a clue. This
is a warm up game, like the cut, like Alabama
does to get ready for the season. Blue Jackets they're
gonna take on the Flyers tomorrow. And Juan Soto is
going from the Yankees over to the Mets. He signed

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a fifteen year deal worth eight hundred million bucks. There
you go, that's news. That's yeah. Rain today hyped to
fifty four clouds tonight, O forty three tomorrow for your
Tuesday chance to rain.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Hypp to fifty six forty three outside right now lunch
point seven.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. I got
flagged at TSA yesterday, almost did not make my flight
back from Orlando. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you were going
through the airport. That's that's the worst. That's the security, right,
that's TSA.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah. Which, by the way, I mean the line is
like it actually moved pretty quick. It's kind of intimidating.
But I guess the lines didn't open up till five thirty,
so it was like all the way through the airport.
I didn't think i'd get it back. I'll bring this
up as well too. I think I'm gonna start paying
more for my flight. We have that thing. I forget
what it's called, but like it like it's like my
eyeball or something where like I can just walk clear.

(08:20):
I believe it's called you got to pre check. We
got to Yeah, that's what I'm gonna sign up for you.
I'm gonna do that today because I don't want to
do this anymore. Yeah, no, I think we just we do.
We just kind of mosey on through and I got
guns and stuff like that. Yeah, it was, and it
was nice like you looked at like I smuggled like
a small pig. Well let they let you get in there. Yeah, comfort,
it was whatever you could do it, do whatever you want.

(08:42):
I had a samurai sword. And I'm starting to get
this now, Like I know, I know people that won't
ride on this airline because it is very cheap, but
it's not very comfortable. It's Spirit. Yeah, I realized yesterday
it is those dude, it's folding chairs on a on
a metal tube. It's it's uncomfortable two hour flight. Yeah,
but then why because it's cheap, Like you can get
a Spirit flight for like nine dollars. You can round

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trip to Chicago for eleven bucks. Like I've heard it happen, dude.
The other day, I was on a Spirit flight. They
asked me to fly. That's nice. You could be the pilot.
They were like, can you can you just hear the
pilot's like, hey man, I want to take a nap.
Can you just just gotta go straight? Yeah, and no disrespect.
But I don't know, it just seems like the clients, Yeah,
it's a little bit dude here, Okay, it's a little

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bit on the bottom of the pull, Like like the
people in the Spirit flight seem to think it's kind
of funny if someone farts on the plane, and then
I'll laugh at that, Like that's the kind of people
that fly on Spirit. So Walmart. I love Walmart, but
the people ruin Walmart. Right, Spirit, I'm sure. Look it's cheap,
it's easy, but the people ruin it. Yeah, and it's

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it's I don't know why we can't find a way
to blast the air through the plane and then recycle
it in some way since we are in the sky.
But it smelt like it smelt like bad people. The
woman next to me, and listen, it's not her fault,
but she has some type of ash on her neck. Yeah.
I'm trying to sit there and sleep. I'm looking over
and she's got this big thing on. I'm like, I
just gotta get off this plane. I'll pay more for
Delta or Frontier or whatever something like that.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, plane etiquette like, okay, you let the person go
in front of you when you're getting off the plane.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yes, well that's always dude. Everyone I hate when everyone
pops up when the plane lands, everyone just starts getting up. No,
just just relax, there's a process. Just let it go.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Like my wife had to explain to this beast of
a woman behind me that we're you let my kids
go before you.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Like my husband, I couldn't even move back to let
my family out of the way.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
No, there's a different one behind me, just a beast
of a woman, Like, why are you standing up? You're
blocking eight rows in this plane. Do you think you're
gonna get a like first? Like, no, row by road,
Just let it go, let it happen. There's no need
to get up. And then you're crunched and you're hunched
over because you can't stand up straight.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
It's it's just a dumb process. And all this nonsense
that happens. Was I get flagged the TSA and this
is my fault. I get it. Yeah, so I had
Did you have brass knuckles? No? I had my Okay,
my wife and kids get through. You didn't bring the
Ninja Stars, did you? No? I didn't bring the Ninja Stars,
not on this flight. No. I was going to Orlando.

(11:18):
Ninja Stars in Orlando, my license says Joseph on it
and me being lazy when I booked the tickets, I
put Joe on there for that.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
They flagged me again. Can we stop with that, Joseph Josie. Yeah,
so I gotta go all the way back to the
ticket counter.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
She's like, is this a nickname? I was like, is
what a nickname? Joe? I was like, I don't know.
It's short for Joseph. Everybody knows that. Yeah, yeah, dude,
I get nailed for that when they asked for my
middle initial, and I always forget what my middle name is.
It's Monroe's Monroe. I know that I should have been
there with you. Oh yeah, I'm like so I always
they're like, well, you didn't put your middle initial. I'm like,

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I don't even remember, and I can remember did I
put Junior on the air? That I put Junior? So
I got to go back to the counter back through TSA.
I barely make the flight. I'm like, all this nonsense
with spirit and that's what you're flagging. You're worried about that?
Just why you got cycling some air through this plane
because everyone smells like ass. Who my favorite is? Because
I go unfurnished basement, So they go and made me

(12:14):
take off my belt. Oh yeah, dude, I've had my
pants almost fall down. Nice and dude, I'm everything would
be out, yeah, because you got to put your hands up.
Everything would be out and a bow. Yeah. And then
then that here I'm walking barefoot through an airport too,
because I gotta take my shoes off.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Entire experience is off. It's anxiety. Riddle, dude, that's I can't.
I just want to get on a plane when the thing,
when it finally takes off, and like I've made it.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I finally got on the plane. Yeah. Thanks Middle Eastern terrorists.
You ruined everything. People are just kids are screaming and
everything else. I'm like getting me off of the Yeah, man,
that's they they it really. That's why I prefer to
like fly super early in the morning, Like I don't
want to like it's I get as soon as I
it seems like early in the morning it's more biness people. Yeah,

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this one was a bubb well again, I'm leaving Orlando, dude,
you were you there's no getting away from trash. You're
flying a trashy airline flying back and you're flying to Orlando, yeah,
and then back to Philly and you just know it's
a Philly crowd. Yeah. That's that's a tough one, man.
And you're lucky dude, because you flew out on Thursday.

(13:23):
If you, uh you, your flight would have been canceled
on Friday. I don't know if you saw what happened here,
we got like hurricane wins but without a hurricane off
my launch insane. It was windy all weekend, but Friday
was nuts, dude, like crazy nuts. Yeah, and I thought
about it. I'm like, man, if you flew out on Friday,
there's no way they're flying planes out of this. No. No,

(13:45):
all right, well you know, well okay, so this you know, uh,
this segment was brought to you by Spirit Airlines. Spend
a little maybe a couple couple dollars a gun and
fly Americans jip blue.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I mean there's there's but you you would have been
better driving. There's no place for me to put my
phone in front of me. There's a little you get
no refreshment. It's not even water. They were charging for water. Man.
I I know what we did too. We're so cheap.
We stuffed book bags full of our clothes. We didn't
even check a bag because that's like seventy five dollars.
I know, I don't check bags. No. My wife, like

(14:17):
you know, once again, if we're going down to like
Nashville or something, she'll wear the clothes she bought, like
layered up like she's worn two or three hats on
her head. Yeah, just so she doesn't have to pay for.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
An extra bag, boots and then boots on top of boots.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
You gotta layer up. I'll tell you it was. It
was eye opening. About ten years ago. I think it
was maybe you. You and me. We were on a
plane and there wasn't even enough room on the plane
to open up a laptop, and I was like, oh, yeah,
this is bad, comptable, this is getting bad. Yep, look
we get back man. Knock out some rockets, Joe and Scottie.

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Rock news, some rock news for you, hey. Los Angeles
judge told Kiss the band to consider settling an upcoming
court case against their fired wig Roady So Roady, who
deals with their wigs, saying the band could be hit
in its deep deep pockets if the ruling didn't go

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their way. The lawsuit was brought in February twenty twenty
three by a former crew member, David Matthews, who claims
he was mistreated on tour and then wrongfully terminated after
thirty years with the band. Matthews, whose main responsibility as
part of the costume team was the mainstain the band's hair,
claimed he was forced to work in close proximity with

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Gene Simmons while the musician was suffering from COVID like
what you got to you're doing his hair man. In
his lawsuit, he also claimed that he was fired by
Doc mcgeither manager for alleging being involved in reports in
which Kiss crew revealed their concerns about the band's COVID measures.
In the aftermath of guitar Attech Franz Stuber's death, one
of their guys died from COVID while on tour. Matthews

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insists he wasn't one of those who spoke to journalists
during that time. He continued, he said, if this goes
the trial, it would not surprise me if oh no,
the judge said, if this goes the trial, it would
not surprise me. If mister Matthews got nothing, it would
not surprise me if he made a big pot of money.
This is the kind of case any rational person would settle.

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There's big risk this could swing dramatically either way. It's
pay this guy out man be going it. Yeah, so well,
you know what? I love this that we just learned
that they all wear wigs, right right, Yes, all the guys.
I knew Gen Jean's been wearing a wig for years.
Jean's been going bald since the early eighties and just
one of those guys man like it just you know,

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it'd be weird seeing a bald kiss guy. Yeah, so
is he? So he's bald like bald bald or I
think he's bald bald all cog and bold where he
has yeah, yeah, because he I mean, if you look
at his hair, man like, it's it's it's kind of insane.
And then all of a sudden, Paul Stanley has hair
of like a twenty two year old and he's like

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seventy five. So it was like, where did this come from?
I guess if you're like an eighties hair band, like
that's what made you pull your hair. Now it's gone yeah,
man like, and it kills guys like Peter Frampton was
a guy who was like known for his like beig.
You know, he's like almost like a teen idol and
then you start losing that hair. Dude, Brett Michaels from poison.
He wears that stupid cowboy hat with hair stapled route right,

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and like you can't take that. He did a reality
show where he was trying to find love. I don't
know if you remember that, and it was on VH one.
He would be in the hot tub or a pool
and he would still have to have that stupid cowboy
hat on or bandana that was stapled with hair. He
couldn't even go into the water. He was trying to
put goggles on. It gets ridiculous. But then he did

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a movie like years ago where he played a guy
in jail and he was bald, and he has a
good looking head, right, he could pull it off. He
could pull it off, but he's got that hair metal
thing where he's like, I can't, I can't be bold.
You go, bald man, you gotta get on steroids. You
got it well, you got it out. Jacked up man.
You gotta balance it out with a beard, beard or

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got yeah, you got to pull the stone cold. Tommy
Shaw from Styx, they announced they're out there. They they're
they're doing a big tour. Nice man. We announced that
on Friday they're out. They're gonna be out with Kevin
cronin a Mario Speedwagon and Don Felder formerly of the Eagles.
But Tommy Shaw also said over the weekend that we're

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gonna get new music from Styx. Nice finally been a
while it works, you on a new album? Yeah, do
we need new music from Sticks? I'll take a follow
up to mister Roboto. So eh, oh that's interesting. We
do mister a. I uh. Their last album was twenty
twenty one, so it was called Crash Up the Crown,
So new music from Styx. Tommy Shaw said, it's coming soon.

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I had that. I had mister Robotta. I had the
forty five man. I remember in third grade of music
fast they had a little record player. We were able
to bring a song in a forty five in and
mine was mister Roboto. Man. They loved to do. I
brought the whole room down. They don't, uh, they don't
perform that. They hate mister Robots. That's the shame because
that was their their old lead singer who like kind
of made it into like this like goof band. Yeah,

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and all the guys hated that that that was like
their biggest hit. Well you listen back to it now.
I agree with him. It does sound at a little foolish.
Pearl Jam has revealed the first North American tour dates
at twenty twenty five. Are you ready? Yes, me and
you are going to go to Pearl Jam dot com.
We're gonna get our tickets. Tickets go on sale December tenth,

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that's tomorrow. The closest show to us we are headed
to you ready, you gotta be Philly Man Pittsburgh. Two
nights in Pittsburgh, May sixteenth and May eighteenth. That's the
second big band not doing any Philly shows. I was
talking to my father in law. He wants to go
see a c DC and the closest show we have
is Maryland. I don't get that at all. Why not Philly? Yeah,

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so so, yeah, you want to see Pearl Jam, you
can go to Pittsburgh. They got two shows. It's the
Hard Rock in Florida. Then they're in Atlanta for two nights.
It's Nashville for two nights. We're alling North Carolina two knights,
and then Pittsburgh. I mean, you mean the scheduling problem.
Just just cancel one of the Sixers games. No one's
watching that anyway. Or let him play halftime like the

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Sixers play for like thirty minute. Let's Pearl Jam play
hockey and then get them play in the game. Let
Pearl Jam play hockey, Let him play the city honestly,
make it like the Harlem Globetrotters when they play what's
the team the Senators? Yes, the Senators like, let pearl
Jam be the Senator. It's a c DC night. Oh no,
we're talking about pearl. It's Pearl Jam nights. Let c

(20:33):
XL morning show right here one a bunch of point
seven is the XL South Jersey's rock station. He got
us yesterday, right handed. He got us yesterday. Me and
you are you now? My wife and I so my
little guy. Okay, parents out there, if you have kids
that are under the age, I would say, like ten eleven,

(20:57):
maybe ear muffle right. If you're in the car with
on your drive the work, driving them to school, you're
muff the kids. So, little guy. The secrets out you
know this time of year. You know what I'm talking about?
The secret? Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about. Well,
there's two secrets right now. So yeah, so it is
that everyday secret. Okay, So the big the big one,

(21:20):
the big secrets out. So me thinking that the big
secrets out right, like that the big guy might not
be the big guy. That that's that's out. I thought
that the everyday thing would be out too. Oh so
we have the the elf the Elf on the shelf.

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What's his name? Spikes, Spikes, Spikes Spikes. It was the
only one a couple of years ago that was at
the store. And it's a it's a it. He looks Dominican.
So we know that our old that that our youngest
who is now getting to the age, he now knows
that the jig is up? Did you confirm it? Well, okay,

(22:05):
so here we go. So he knows, like you know
that the big guy thing he he caught. I know
that he knows that that's not, you know, for real.
So we kept spikes around because my oldest daughter, she
has a little guy, right, so he's only three, so

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he just is getting introduced to Elf on the shelf.
So he keeps spikes. He does, he listens every day.
It's big. He's big. He's a p he's a p one.
Uh so, uh so we keep spikes around at our house.
Now that being said, the secret's out except when the
little guys around, like the little little guy who's only

(22:47):
three is around. So yesterday my wife and I are
doing a ton of stuff around the house and I
went and I just picked him up, which can't because
it takes away his magic. To move. So when my
oldest little guy comes over, it'll, you know, it'll look
like he moved. So my son, who's twelve, he's in

(23:11):
the kitchen, sees me and goes, I knew it. Yeah,
there you go. And I go what And I realized
I'm holding the elf in my hand. Yeah, and he goes,
you moved it. I go red handed, dude, what am
I gonna say? I was like, you got me? I
was like, you got me? And he goes, I knew it.
I knew it and I knew it. Yeah, and I was,

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but now you have visual confirmation in it. Yeah. Yeah.
And my and my wife like deer in headlight. She
looks at me and I was like, what do you
want me to do? It's over, It's over, it's game over.
I don't know. I don't know here like and I
just like I threw it to him. I was like, here,
you can hear, you can finally you can finally touch it.
You can touch him all day long, and he's just
screaming I knew it, and I knew it, and I

(23:55):
knew it. Yeah, Like my mom didn't know the rules.
So like like two years ago, when I were way
into it, like she picked it up and I'm like,
why did you pick it up? And now I don't know.
There's there's a whole ritual you have to do, like
you have to lay him down and baking powder you
like candles around him and do some satanic chance and
now his powers come back. You got to get a
ouiji boy. So yeah, So my twelve year old was

(24:19):
like yeah, he's like he's like h It's like, that's it.
I knew it. I was like, all right, well, you're
your twelve you probably should know. Well, my eleven year
old two brings up the facts like well wait a minute,
I saw these in the store and I'm like, yeah, next, yep,
change the subject. Listen, we haven't we haven't confirmed it yet.
But if he knows, he knows, Dude, if he comes
to me he says it, I'll say yes. And I
think he's gonna be cool about it. I get to

(24:40):
tell him all the fun tricks and I guess what,
now you can help out and do it and do
it for your little brother, you know, I get the magic.
So my brother's nine years older than me, and and
so he was pretty cool about it, like he didn't
ruin it. For me. But it was it's school, man,
it's your kids. Kids in school are going to start talking.
Lan's already on the bus about it. I'm like, yeah,
find out about it. So I got caught, dude, red handed.
I even think about it, I and think that my

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twelve year old would would would catch me. Yeah, And
I'm like there so there, I am just just stuck
frozen with that stupid elf in my hand. Yeah, you
just drop it like a gun, like a gun in
the gun in the Godfather. See, just drop it. I
took the Canoli's and left the gun. Uh So yeah,
so it was just me frozen with a very tan

(25:22):
elf on the shelf. Well, now the pressure's off, man,
because we're dealing with that too. It's you know, the
whole thing. But the three year old loves it. So
the three year old like he like gets into it,
and he like he runs around the house looking for him.
But now the twelve year old knows that it's all
it's all a ruse it Did he touch it? It's
kind of cool. I think he did. Yeah, listen, man,
even when I have to do it, I'm like, this

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is kind of neat. I've never touched his things. But
it's my wife's job. My wife's all over it. It
feels like cotton. There is nothing worse than when you
forget when your kids are little and you forget to
move it. Yeah, it's just that panic. Yeah, why is
that a rule? I don't know. He decided to land
on the same tree branch, bro, what do you what
do you want me to tell you? So we used
to say that if it didn't move, it meant you
were bad that night. That's nice. Yeah, I like that one.

(26:06):
That's a nice album right there. No, it's just parents
being lazy. Mommy drank too much. When mommy drinks a
lot before she goes to bed, then it doesn't move. Look,
we get back. We're gonna knock out some headlines. But
I got a parent tickets to go see the Marshall
Tucker Band if you want them. Six zero nine six
seven seven one hundred seven six zero nine six seven
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seven one hundred and seven Marshall Tucker Band six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred and seven We get Back headlines.
Conspiracy Corner one hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock
station All right, Gary g Garcia in studio with us
uh and boy, Gary, I gotta give you a lot

(26:49):
of credit. Man, you were waving this flag.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yes over a year ago, and everybody said the.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Whole didn't stuff right though, all the puff daddy stuff.
You were waving that flag and you're like, yo, He.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Asked who was next? Who did I say?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
What was said? He's going to go down? So didy
stuff goes down? Did he did? He is in jail,
All that stuff goes down. And you kept saying to us,
watch jay z is going to be next? And yesterday?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
And how upset it you?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
As I'm driving in you acting surprise about the age
of Beyonce when they started dating.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I didn't know that because he was even age.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Tis why do I come down here on Monday.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
He's not listening to the segment. No, he's waiting to talk.
So let's let let's wait in the talk.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
He's not listening.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Talks about it in the headline, Dude.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Foxy Brown. He was with Foxy Brown.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Foxy Brown, Foxy Brown.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
I don't know fox oh Man, So let's get brown.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
She was like sixteen, so Jason his parents. His parents
had a short house in the boat man my parents.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
That was the Jimmy Buffett is like, you're not going
to listen to none of that. You can listen to
some manly music. This guy he's a cowboy. This guy's
a cop, this guy's inn Indian. You're gonna listen to men,
listen to these guys.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I thought we were gonna take a break from Diddy today,
but there's no.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
There's no way, Gift we are. We're talking about jay
Z now the weekend, Jazus, We'll.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Be talking about Ellen next week.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
So jay Z has been added to a lawsuit saying
that he sexually assaulted a thirteen year old girl.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah, the lawsuit was originally in October.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
With Diddy, by the way and MTV VM a after party.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
And the lawsuit. His name wasn't originally mentioned.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Because what's going on with this dude that a lot
of people are saying, is he he's reaching out to
these people.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yeah, and he's telling them.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
To settle with my client now, which is basically he's
he's basically muscling them saying, look, if you don't want
this to get out there, give us the money.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Your name will stay data.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
It was Harvey Weinstein man apparently it was known in
Hollywood that if Harvey did something stupid, you would get
one hundred thousand dollars chet. Wow, yeah, Harvey, you know
he did some casting couch stuff to you, he would
instantly have his lawyer just cut you one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
So I think Jay's going the wrong way. I think
he's going the way that did he did with the
true du Yeah. Yeah, he's going the wrong way. He's
probably should have. And the thing is, you know, they're like,
it's extortion, which.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
It is, but it's legal.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, and it's what they call is actually what they
call legalist.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Stunize it. It's gonna go to court and you're gonna
hear a lot of details about it. What happened, he.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Responded, you know, he responded, Yeah, he came out with
a long thing saying it's black mellow. He put in
calf letters. You're not going to get one red scent. Uh,
he said, bring it on. I'm not from your world.
I'm I'm a dude who grew up in Brooklyn, came
out of Brooklyn. I'm not built like y'all. Bring it on,
that's what he's saying. And he's saying if you really
got a case.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Then bring it to criminal case. Now that's kind of
like a way of there's a reason why it's not
going to criminal case. This is twenty years old.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, so the you know, the burden is higher in
illegal case of proof, where it's not if.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
You take them to So you're twenty four years.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Twenty four years ago, so it's you know, it's it's
hard to prove as far as what you would need
to take it to a legal case. But if you
look at what happened with Diddy, what happened with Diddy
was the lawsuits of what turned it into a legal case.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
So that's probably what's gonna happen with Jay.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Two has now has one hundred problems. Would you say,
I would say, I would say he has one more?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yeah, he's yeah, yeah, and she's the big one.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
But I didn't know started but she was underage. Yeah
he started.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
He was dating Foxy Brown underage.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
He was dating kicking it with a leash on ageing.
And but here's the dude. The thing is, this dude
has always been straight up about it. And here's this
is just a tip of iceberg. Remember, just like with Jay,
this dude is being looked at for a lot of murders.
His ex, his ex lady who wasn't really his lady,

(31:00):
his side chick supposedly got pregnant and she mysteriously died,
not she.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Died but like from an aneurysm.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
I don't know, no.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Years old. You know, they're saying they did her like
like easy e.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Well, remember how weird it was when Beyonce got pregnant
and then they found out like there was pictures of
like she was wearing like a foam belly suit.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
He sat down, yead babies.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
She didn't have babies?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
What is what?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Why are they all so weird? Beyonce escaped this thing?
Why she's no, no, no, she's gonna go down to
she is. Yeah, she's very involved. And right now they're
saying that her allegedly her because you were saying that
she's gonna have to separate riginally, they're allegedly they're already separated,
moving toward divorce coming. She's they're already living, they're ready living.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Separate, Ben Afflet, ben Affleck. Allegedly.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I always got to say allegedly, although you will find
it to come out to be true, but I say
allegedly the reason he broke up withoun for Lopez because
the FEDS came up to him and said, listen, we
got your lady on this, We got your lady on video,
and she is going beyond even just threesomes and stuff
like that, because one of the accusers has come out

(32:14):
and accused her of some real, real, horrible dark it's
so bad.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Beyonce went into country western music.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, she was. She turned her back on R and
B just gonna go down like Aliyah the other broads
from uh, what's great, what's great? And like, it's great
to see it's great to see Beyonce. Someone said it's
great to see Beyonce bringing country back to the original
roots of black people, which I don't. I don't get
that much, but I'm like, but I'm like, what about hoodie?

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Yeah, body, what about hoody people?

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Come on, man, from dude, if you're if you're the
two broads from Destiny's Child, Kelly and Michelle, I'm gonna
go back to hair exactly. But you see, that was
the beginning of it, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
That was the beginning of it, getting us to to
to you know, sacrifice her friends sacrifice the band for
herself to move on.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
On her own.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
And when I got signed to Epic, they will offer
me that stuff all the time, trying to get me
to get rid of people in the band, all the
time to give you that control.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Next Gary's going to get canceled.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Yeah, well you know I can get I can't get
canceled because any would who listens to me listens to
me because of what I say.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
So the air, Scotty mentioned the Beastie Boys could be
wrapped in this. I think he's lying.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
I think he's like Scotty was on my show this week.
Scotty was on the show.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Can go to Facebook dot com forward slash Jojo and Scotty,
I put the link up. I was on your podcast
with you and Brian Locatta.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Was with us. Great.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
So here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
So I had talked about everything, man, we talked about
every day.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
We talked about holiday, we had talked about our favorite.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
So we went anywhere from favorite Christmas movies, the Natalie
Wood dying and Christopher walking may.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Have murder after having a threesome after.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
And then and then how much fun cocaine is.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, it was a great common.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Everything. But here's the thing, like I had something to do,
so it's like I'll hop off for like twenty minutes
and the next thing, you know, it's two.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Hours later away Ellen Ellen moved out of the United States,
though she's trying to avoid getting pulled in. Listen and
Ashen is gonna go down hard. Gave up the problem
I got with all these people then, Dude, he was
running a thing for children. Yeah, they always run something

(34:34):
for children. You gotta wash that old school for the
girls out there. Girl that went yo that. There's a
lot of problems with that man. And and here's the thing,
you say, why they're so weird. That's Hollywood. It originally
was called Hollywoodland. It's named after that plant, the holly something.
I forgot what it's called. They're all Satanic. It's all

(34:57):
the stuff that they take from the Greeks, from back
the day of Greeks and stuff like that. That's why
they're veried into the whole homosexual thing. And they say
they're not homeo because it's not like it's a power.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, And you know, back then, they also believed that
the wars fought harder because the men were sexually involved
with each other, so they bought harder.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
For their boys because they were fighting for their boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah, crazy. So that's really what it is.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
It's all that movie three hundred. They were all banging
each other.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Well, I mean they all had great abs, they were
in great shade.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
They were crazy. What's messed up is you know, they
probably didn't look like that. They probably were like real big.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Guts and hairy and just nasty down because she's a
fedg angel, she's a fedge And that's also part of
what they're doing too.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
When you want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Uh, when you want to talk about deep music, you know,
deep state deep things that they're doing, they're having adults
act like children and children acting like adults.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
You take someone like your homegirl, she's.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Like what thirty Yeah, and she's still singing about breaking
up with boys, still singing about breaking up with boys
in high school?

Speaker 4 (36:14):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Like she's still and now she just writes it in
a song.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
And then you look at the young you look at
young performers and they're talking about adults stuff.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
You understand where I'm coming from.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
It's all about to switch control, which is that whole
thing of parents.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
You need to listen to your children.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
No, no, my child needs to listen to me unless
they're walking into my hospital some bills paid otherwise. I
don't care what you gotta saying wrong now, but she's
part of the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
She's gonna hit Travis Jason and then write to Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah, I mean she's all. She's just a fed.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
I don't know how, Like, I haven't heard her name
popping up in any of like the Kitty stuff or
anything like that, So I.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Guess she's pretty wins it goary, It wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
She's an angel.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
She's an angel. She's an angel, right, Gary Garcia, Where
can people find you? Man?

Speaker 1 (37:06):
You can find me at ac jokes dot com. I'm
over in Atlantic City all the time. Go ac jokes
dot com. We got a graduation class coming up this Tuesday.
I actually taught to class comedy class. I taught the class,
my first graduating classy and I gotta.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Tell you, I think I think they're gonna do gray.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
I'm very pumped up for them. I think they're gonna
have a good set. I think it's gonna be podcast man,
because check out rated g Man. We have a boy,
Scottie on Scotty I one of they new things. What's
your middle name?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Monroe?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Monroe my mom's maiden last name. I was about to
say that is the last name. But if I had
the option of Monroe dog, come on, Scottie Monroe by Scotty,
this should be called Jojo and Monro.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
But I feel like you have to have like what
I feel like you have to have a long mustache.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I feel like you switch it up. It's like an
old black guy on a porch, just like you, sweet tea.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
I was thinking all my Italian looking for.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Something was it was the gay guy play with all
puppet on the no no, no, no no, And you
gotta say the guy, the guy, the puppet that was
that's right, cosmic cosmic, cosmic cow. He had the gray hair.
He was a cartoonist. He was the guy from Caddy
Shack and the Mary Taller Moore Show. And dude, I

(38:23):
decided a.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Long time ago never to flis spired again and I'm broke, and.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
I'm like, I'm never flashbird.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
It was I don't like the name.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
And it's better to win implies you're not going to
make it there right, you know.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Look, yeah, so check me out.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Raided, raided, gotta stay and Bryant look anywhere you get
your podcast man.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Gary Ge We love you, buddy, Yeah, I love you too, Bobby.
Look Monroe, Well we'll do some uh some trench. Oh
love trash, anything thirty on anything, racket rock.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Or roughing.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Es love frash. Here's some trash for you. This guy
loves getting back together with exes. Ben Afflatt, who just
broke up with a woman he broke up with twenty
years ago, Jennifer Lopez. He's apparently spending a lot of
time with his ex wife, Jennifer Garner. Now did he
have kids. Yeah, they got like two or three kids. Oh,

(39:27):
daddy back in the house, mommy. Yeah. Look hey, look
the guy from Goodwill Hunting's back. Got enough money we
could buy happiness with a broken home. So Jennifer Garner
and Ben Affleck spending a lot of time together. Apparently
people close to them are saying it's because he wants
to focus on the kids. They have three kids together.
Uh do you know who? Sabrina Carpenter is a figure

(39:50):
on the poles of music. You should know.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
She's got a She had a song last year was
pretty hot. She yeah, caught espresso scotti.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
My expresso? I like espresso hot with cream and sugar.
Sabrina Carpenter broke up with her boyfriend who's an actor
who's not good looking. By the way, She definitely could
do better than this guy, Barry Coke Coke and is
his name. He looks he's got this weird face. It

(40:21):
almost looks like like, how did you ever see like
an alien movie where they're like rock people. He looks
like he looks like he's he's built out of like
a rock like and not in a good way. So
he could do but she could do that. She can
do way better than this guy. Minute, I'm getting a
call this SNEL did a goof about the mingo wife. Okay, well,

(40:47):
I gotta call you back. We're doing trash. Sabrina Carpenter
was also on a a show called The Girl Meets World,
which was a a an all shooto he meets work
from the nineties on Preece. I've heard that song before.
I'll call you back. We're doing trash, dude, I'll tell

(41:08):
you what man. SNL did a goof to that song.
Ariana Grande did it and they it's called Domingo And
that's the only reason I know that song. SNL. Ryan
re Reynolds is defending his inclusion in varieties Actors on
Actors after fans compared his role in Deadpool with Andrew
Garfield's dramatic performance and We Live in Time. Yeah, I mean,

(41:31):
I guess, Look, I guess what people are saying is hey,
like acting as Deadpool isn't real, acting like he's dead,
He's good. It's a really good care Like I guess,
Andrew Garfield did a really dramatic performance in this movie
called We Live in Time. And I don't know if
you've ever watched Actors on Actors, it's a YouTube thing
where like an actor it will interview another actor and

(41:54):
so they compare the two, like Deadpool is just as
good as Andrew Garfield's performance in this movie. I mean,
I don't know, would you consider Deadpool, you know, Ryan
Reynolds in Deadpool to Marlon Brando and The Godfather, No,
but deadpools I don't know, man, I mean, it's good,
he's like out of his mind, like it's it is

(42:15):
a fun role. Now it's different for a superhero character.
But no, no, certainly not godfather worthy. Congrats that Dick
Van Dyke. He turned ninety nine and he's now in
a Coldplay video called All My Love. So congrats the
Dick Van Dych.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Shock.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
He's still alive, still doing it. Yeah, man, did you
watch show Duck Dynasty? I remember it. Yeah, this is
a big thing too. Duck Dynasty. One of the stars
Phil Robertson. I think he was the old guy he's
been diagnosed with all times. It was on Fox News
a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Marketing wise, man,
if they were doing everything, they had all kinds of

(42:51):
Duck Dynasty, all kinds of like I don't know, coffee
mugs and posters and everything. I guess when you're Michael
Jordan's son, you get bored. So Michael Jordan's son was
dating Scottie Pippins X wife. So just so you get
that right, Michael Jordan's son was dating Scottie Pippen, who
played with Jordan and won six titles. He was dating
his ex wife. That's terrible, by the way. Now he

(43:13):
broke up with Scotty Pippins x Wyfe and he's dating
Eddie Murphy's X wife. What's with this game? So there
you go. Some trash for you.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
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Resort in Atlantic City.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Stay in one of the holiday themed rooms, are sweets
and enjoy a touch of holiday spirits. Hey, good morning, ZXL,
Morning morning. Did I win a ticket? Yeah, buddy, you did.
Let's uh, let's talk first. What's your name?

Speaker 3 (43:41):
All right?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
John? When me get to ZXL workforce Employer the day?
Have you ever won here on the radio station?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Okay, Yeah, what's the last thing you won? I'm interested.
I had to give it back because I had prior
commitments at my job.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
It was the.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Spreen Day concert.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
I like it. Look I this guy, he's honest, Thank
you for doing that. I like that. You know, He's like, yeah,
I could. I couldn't use the tickets I give him back.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Between two jobs.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
I got to pick and choose what I do.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
All right, Out of the two jobs, which one's your favorite?

Speaker 4 (44:11):
That's got a truck driver for the food bank?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
So okay, nice man, I said something good. It's got
to make you feel good. You pull out there with
a truck full of supplies. You know, people are gonna eat.
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Oh, especially around the holidays, right around now next two weeks,
they're going to be nots.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
I'm sure heavy. Yeah. Like I'm seeing this pop up
on Facebook too, and I feel bad and if I
can help, I will. But people are like, hey, you know,
I know a family's not gonna have a Christmas this year.
I'm like, oh my god, you're pulling up my heart.
I hope you're being honest, you know, because people are
donating toys and food and trees and everything else.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
So yeah, it's always good.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
But the arming goal we get that food out for
the family.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
First. Yep, you don't happen to have any King Crab
legs on the truck to you, because I'm looking for
those and they're about one hundred and sixty dollars at
Sam's Club for about ten pounds. I don't know if
they're getting donated with their food bank. No filets over there.
So my wife and I were shopping and we saw
a full Grinch outfit that you can get into. And

(45:06):
my wife, because now like we have all little kids
to come over for Christmas Eve, she wants me to
dress up as the Grinch and then steal all the
presents from under the tree. I love it. Yes, right,
And I'm like, I don't know, won't they traumatize the kids?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Well?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
We we remember we used to do the bad Sanda thing.
You go do that bad Santa party just that we
just would dress up the sand and get drunk. I
put that.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I put the whole thing on him. I have a
picture of my one year old who's screaming. I'm holding
him and I had that awful beard that I wore
while with DJ.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
And it smells like whisky. Yeah, and a cigar because
I smoked a cigar in it. All right, John, you
stay on home. We're gonna get all your info. You
go and see the Marshall Tucker band. All right, all right, good? Yeah.
I bought a cow outfit once because my kid used
to like cows when he was little. So I bought
like a full califit. I still have it. So I
go to left, have to go to like a Halloween
party because I got a big mask and everything else.

(45:54):
I remember walking down the stairs like I went upstairs.
He was having dinner. I come down in a full
al outfit. You know, he thinks it's the coolest thing. Yeah,
going back to your Grinch outfit. Yeah, so my wife
want said, a full full Grinch. You come in there,
you steal the gifts and then they take a picture
of you. You do it while the kids are there,
they think they have it. Then I gotta put the
gifts back, right, Yeah, it's just do I grow a heart?

(46:15):
Isn't that the whole thing of the Grinch? He grows
a heart? That's right? Yeah, maybe you come back with
the gifts an hour later after the kids are bowling
their eyes out because they think there's no Christmas, and
you put them back. But I'm like, this could be
really traumatizing. And I'll be honest, I deck grench outfit
is probably a little form fitting. It's gonna be it's
gonna be kind of tight like my cow outfits. Definitely not,
it's definitely. It's it's look, it's it's not exactly uh scale. Yeah,

(46:40):
it's because he was thin in the movie. He's very thin.
What you're saying, I'm not. No, No, that's not what
I'm saying at all. Okay, so insult him on to
be honest, That's why I'm in a cal outfit, is
what I'm saying. I can hide my weight. I mean,
I'm a grinch that you know what I've I've eaten
too much candy that I've stolen from kids comfort eating. Uh,
we get back. We'll knock out some headlines. This point

(47:06):
seven z XL sap Jersey's rock station ZXL Early Morning Show. Dude,
I sent you a picture. Uh yeah, and you were
you were away in Florida, but I didn't open it.
I don't know you opened it because you commented on it.
I sent you a picture there was a guy in
a parking lot of a store, and I thought he
was dead. Oh yeah, dude, it was. It was bad.

(47:28):
So like it was like maybe late morning, I don't know,
one of the days this weekend, and uh I I'm
walking to my car and the car is not running
and it's cold, so that that was my first concern.
All right, so the car's not running, because if the
car is running, I think maybe the guy's just sleeping.
But he slumped over to a point where it's like

(47:51):
not comfortable, slumped over, like it looks like it's slumped
over like you die, and his body has no life
to it. No, yeah, like it just just it just
everything like just slumped down so I'm like, oh man,
this guy might be dead. So now I'm I'm I'm
directly in front of him. So I'm in my car
and I'm trying. I'm watching him for like a minute
or two, and I'm like this guy is like slumped,

(48:13):
slumped over. And I'm like, all right, do I am
I gonna be the guy who gets out and knocks
on the window. What if this guy's just trying to
take a nap or something? Right, he has some uh
some like uh, I'll just say federal agency tags on
the car. So I'm like, all right, So this guy
maybe he's like legit doing something right, right, But I'm like, dude,

(48:34):
he's slumped slumped over. Now, my, a guy I grew
up with his mom died like that in the parking
lot of Clover. It could have been a mob hit man.
Remember Goodfellas? Yeah, Like, dude, dude, like like the guy
I know his mom went the Clover, had a heart
attack and she died on her steering wheel and like
she wasn't found for hours. So I'm like, this guy
could be dead. So I'm like, do I go knock

(48:56):
on the window like and just make sure this guy's okay,
or am I gonna find it? Guy? So luckily, a
guy who was parked behind him kind of saw the
same thing I saw, and it was really concerning for
other people. Dude, he was slun I say, you a pig,
like yeah, And this shows what a person I am
that I'm sending you pictures instead of helping the guy. Right,

(49:17):
someone saw you take a snapshot of this guy. I'm
trying to zoom in so you guys can see exactly
how slumped over he is. I like the fact that
you thought of me. So so the guy behind him
gets out and he like kind of like surveys the
car knocks on the window and the guy kind of
pops up, and I'm like, oh, he's not dead, yeah right,
And I don't know what was Like you hope it's

(49:39):
not drugs, right like I said it was. He had
some like some like legit identification on his car, so
I hope it wasn't. Like he wasn't on the job.
So where was this at what time? This is a Walmart?
This is a Walmart?

Speaker 3 (49:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Is it acting? It was acting? Or Walmart? I forget
parking lot at about eleven am, let's say, on Friday, see. Yeah,
it's a little late to be sleeping taking a nap, wife, Yeah,
just a little weird. And and uh so, you know,
I don't know if the guy's had a long night,
you know, but it looked like he was okay. Uh,
Like I said, he did pop up, But I thought

(50:14):
for sure, dude, that the way this guy was slumped over,
I'm like, this guy's dead. Yeah, and I'm looking at
a dead guy. And unfortunately, and you got to think
about it, Okay, do I want to get involved in
all this? Because if I'm the one that called it in,
now the cops gonna want to talk to me. I'm
gonna spend most of my days sitting here. Plus you
had to tap on the window and you're you know,
you're looking at a guy who died in his car,
and my sour cream is gonna go bad hat groceries, man,

(50:35):
you know, the melting and everything else. Yeah, yeah, man,
it was it was creepy, like it was. He was
like dead. He looked dead and he wasn't he you know,
but he looked dead. Yeah, listen, you did the right thing,
and I don't do anything. Well, the guy the right
thing at all, I guess thee the guy did. The
guy behind him did the right thing. I took a

(50:57):
picture and sent it to you. Yeah, but I mean,
how long do you not for into and then you
got to call the cops. I mean, maybe this guy's
just a heavy sleeper. He's not here, and you knock
on the car like it was just eleven am. You're
sleeping in a Walmart parking lot. Me and I know
what that's that's a white that lug him there. He
didn't want to be honest. I think it was like
a work vehicle. So it's like, what do you like?
Like weird? It was just weird. So you know, a

(51:19):
buddy I sent also to a buddy of ours who
has some dealings with with people who who may dabble
in some things. Yeah, and uh, and he said pretty
much you guys that Yeah, that guy's just nodding out
from you know, maybe doing some things. He shouldn't be there.
I mean, it's like a dog in a car. I
don't know how long do I wait before I smash
the window? Let that thing breathe a little bit. I
don't know, it's hot outside. Do I call the cops?

(51:41):
Do I wait for the person to come out, like
you got to make that jump. Interest. I don't think
I knocked on the car though, I'm like, oh my god,
the guy's dead. That's why I was so happy when
the other guy knocked on the window and not me.
If he's dead, it's not like me knocking on the
window is going to bring him back. He's dead. He's dead.
Someone figure that out. Was a part of me that
was like, I should really probably do something here. Then

(52:02):
I'm like, I also have other stuff to get done today.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, let's say you knock on the window
right now he comes to, but he's still he's still
in some type of he has issues going.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
There's something going on. Yeah, I mean, are you gonna
give him CPR? You're gonna help him out of the car.
Now you're involved. Now you know, I gotta get mount
the mouth. Now, you gotta mount the mout re suscitation man. Yeah,
he got a pound on his chest, but he's sitting
up and you're doing the compressions wrong. That's why I
like those memes where like people are sleeping in their cars,
but like a husband will put like a note on
the window saying, like my wife's shopping inside. Leave me alone. Okay,

(52:34):
you give me a heads up, but you look because
you may look dead. Like this guy looked dead and
didn't have a note on the window. And they want
to make those things that that stick on the windows
just like that for that, Like, hey, listen, I'm just
taking a nap. Don't don't worry about knocking on the window.
Like there's great means of dogs in the back of
the cars and it's like, uh, leave me alone. The
air conditioning's on. I'm listening to the Fleetwood Mac and

(52:56):
it's just the dog curled up in the backseat. I'm
so much cooler than you are, temperature wise and cool.
So I didn't see a dead guy, though I thought
I saw a dead guy. But I say you a
picture of who I thought was a dead guy. I
saw that. Look we get back, man. What do you
think called? You think you have a sad You think
you got it bad. I don't think we have a bad.

(53:19):
Crypto billionaire Justin's son has followed through with his promise
and has eaten a six point two million dollar banana.
Son outbit five others, become the proud owner of an
infamous twenty nineteen artwork titled comedian in which it was
simply a banana duct tape to a wall. I saw this.
Someone actually bid on that thing. Yeah, he did six

(53:39):
point two million bucks. He ate the banana, using the
moment to draw parallels between the artwork and cryptocurrency. There
surely were less expensive ways to do that. He knows
how stupid that was. Did he really think it was art?
I don't know, dude, art stupid? Yeah, say people staring
at white walls. I'm like, did I have art all
over my house? You can come stare at my wall.
We happen on like a good old Norman rock gwallpainty.

(54:00):
It was something yeah. Uh. An entitled mother's plan to
shame a woman in the giving up her window seat
on a flight backfire. During the flight, an identified mother
asked Jennifer Castro to give up her window seat for
her son, who was throwing a fit because you couldn't
see outside. The request was even more ridiculous considering that
the woman's family already had someone with a window seat

(54:22):
who clearly wasn't willing to give it up either. When
Cashtro refused, the woman whipped out her camera and took
a video. Those commenting on the video took the woman
who was sitting there side, however, calling the mother class
list and expressing pity for Castro, who obviously just wanted
a peaceful and drama for flight. Yeah I'm not moving

(54:44):
for you, no, sorry. Look, if I want to move,
I'll move, but don't ask me to move. Dude, dude,
I know you. You just were on a plane. The
flights are off. Yeah, it's awful, awful, dude. The bomb
squad was called to a school in Ohio over one
end up being a box of donuts. Late last week,
a suspicious person was at a school middle school. According

(55:06):
to the superintendent, a man called and later showed up
asking for a tour of the school, which is weird,
and he was carrying a box. When he was denied entry,
he left, but the box remained outside the building just
for caution sake. Police were called and the school was
put on lockdown. The mystery box only contained donuts, and
police say the whole incident was a misunderstanding and miscommunication.

(55:27):
The man was asking for a tour, he was a
tutor and a family member of one of the students
who went to the school. So yeah, I dude, I
get it. We live in a world man, where you
have to lock down schools all the time. Dude, my kids,
it's constantly being lockdown, and it's something as dumb as
I don't know. A kid's sick and he's walking to
the nurse's office, so he locked everybody in their room.

(55:48):
Which is crazy, man, because I just remember I remember
parents just walking into our classrooms and grabbing a kid
and pulling him out. Yep, like there was no security.
It was nothing. A parent just pulled up into the
parking lot. We would get in a parking spot. They
just pulled up in front of the school. Yeah, they
would just walk in. They'd walk to the classroom, rip
the kid out, my kids, that's it. That's it with me.

(56:08):
We got to take him to the Orthodonis and that
was it. There you go. Those people they haven't bet
you not so much.

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of THEXL One Show. I guess I'm not the only
guy that does this. My wife just sent me a
like a little little video. Okay, now, I guess it's
because we were away on vacation. I don't know. She
seems to have like a no banged by we're on
vacation kind of policy, like if the kids are around,
are you sharing a hotel room? Well, we had it

(56:46):
was joining, so we had like the kids had their
own room and like little kitchen area and bathroom, and
then there was like a living room space, and then
there was our room which you could easily close the door.
We could have you know, banged away. But when I
when we go like more than a week without it, yeah,
I play the hey what's up, roommate? Roll yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, slapper on the ass and yeah what's going on? Yeah?
What's And I'm like, uh, Like she'll go in for
like a kiss or a hug. I'm like, yo, what up?

(57:07):
And I'll give her like the like the fist pounds
one of those you bro hugger. Yeah, she just sent me,
uh this video here, that's so big dogs excuse me
being good looking, good hustle. Let's just do it two days.
We need that. You get after it, get back. I

(57:32):
do that too. I'm like, yo, yo, I'll have half
the rent and half the electric bill because now you're
not a wife, you're now a roommate. One hundred. Yeah. Yeah,
it's uh yeah, my my wife gets a little creeped
out too. Uh when like the kids are home, so
uh we've we've now started sneaking into the closet. Nice man. Yeah,

(57:53):
but you tell my wife. I was like, but I'm like,
it's our house. Will you do whatever you want? Yeah,
Like I tell her, I'll be downstairs watching football. Like
if if you want to just come down while the
kids are away up there on the third floor playing
video games, I'll be watching football downstairs. If you wanted
to come down, we'll just bang it out. You know
we could do that. We're adults. It's our house. Or yeah,
we don't have to stop worry about the kids anymore. Yeah,

(58:13):
enough of this nonsense, right he everybody thanks your calls.
They always welcomed on the show. Glare I went all
part of it. Stay there. Uh, we're gonna kick off
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Speaker 4 (58:25):
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Speaker 2 (58:33):
And when you're eleven.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Eleven, the sun comes shining through.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
When you're crying, you bring long they're in stop stop.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Won't you be happy in it? Where is smiling? Keep
on smiling, smile.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Dropping it out. I know you guys are off. I
love looking at you guys on my way to working rooms.

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Yeah, warming up, Chip and I'm like, I'm about Yeah,
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Hey, thank you.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
You shot to the best. Yeah, keep me laughing. Man,
you guys are great.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
Good morning guys, Hilaria, let me take it.

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