TUESDAY 12-10-24

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One hund Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up Now Wind Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
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of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management.
One show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
And this show isn't it?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
What's happening? I got the gym in working order at
the house.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Okay, have you have you used it yet? You have
it all said, set up, ready to go. Okay, you're
like me, ready to go.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
And I put a TV in there on Sunday. That's
real nice. So the TV's in, So now I'm gonna
sell memberships. People come over. My oldest daughter moved out
and I turned her bedroom into a gym. The only
thing I'm waiting on is I'm getting a heavy bag
for my wife because she's in the boxing. Now, okay,
you know you're gonna put that in the gym too.
Is that going the garage? That's gonna go in the gym. Okay,

(01:27):
it's gonna go right in the corner. I got a
spot all laid out for it.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Nice, So hit the bag and every Now, how about
the did you do the wall mirrors yet, the big
mirrors that make it look like I got a big
I got.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
It's not a wall mirror like an Italian person's house. Uh,
it's just a we I do have a stand up
mirror that is in there so you can see yourself
you can flex afterwards. Yeah yeah, yeah, but I know
I do not have whole wall of the mirrors. That
was the worst. Man. We'd go over like like our
friends growing up there, you know, their aunts or uncles
lived in South Philly, and we'd go into their row

(01:58):
home and it would be the back wall behind their
couch was all mirror. Yeah, the whole wall was all mirror.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Where like our neighborhood, they all had the I think
they call them, I don't know. You can you get
You walk in the front door, you can go downstairs
where the kid usually had this bedroom, and then there.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Was it's a by level, not a by level, but uh, yeah,
I know what you're talking about. Yeah, you walk in
and it's that weird staircase where one staircase goes up,
one staircase goes down.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, back walls all mirrors and had that old railing
and everything else. Like every house and I can tell
you everything. You can drive me through a neighborhood. I
can tell you every neighborhood. It's in New Jersey, and
all the houses look the same.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
One hundred we all had like colonial style houses.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
What was that called? It wasn't by level, it was
you're in real estate, you should know this. Yeah, I forget.
I want to say it was by No.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
There's a name for it, and I forget. I was
always jealous of those houses because the kids had the
bottom floor cause the bedrooms there was like a master
bedroom up up on top. Usually the parents were there,
and then the kids had like the whole bottom floor
to themselves with their bedrooms and everything. Yeah, he would
smoke weed.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
He'd blow it through a paper towel holder with the
paper towel roll with a fabric softner on the other side.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm like, yeah, sounds a right.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Your mom doesn't she shouldn't come in here and just lot,
does your room smell like kind of like weed and
fabric SOFTI.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Gotta be great for parents to have those kind of
houses because you could just ignore that the kids were downstairs, right, Yeah,
they don't exist, right, like we just live on the
upstairs and the kids are downstairs doing whatever they want
to do. Good old days, man, everybody out Tuesday. We'll
get in that.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
We're gonna find a ZXL workforce employe the day. Great
giveaway today too.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Marshall Tucker and his band coming to Atlantic City. We're
gonna get with tickets. We'll do that. Coming up just
a little bit and it's Rouncher point seven z XL,
South Jersey's rock station, z XL Morning, do it live.
I can go alrighte it and we'll do it live.
And thing sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. You're some news.

(03:58):
Follow us on a Tuesday. Luigi uh He's the suspect
in the killing of the United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson
outside of a New York City hotel is now charged
with murder in New York City Police Department and Mayor
Eric Adams announced on Monday. The twenty six year old
was taken in the custody early in the day in
Pennsylvania while at McDonald's. Whoever called the sin has balls,

(04:21):
because I okay, I saw the same, because a good
looking kid. I'll give you that.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Whoever saw him like I didn't see enough of a
kid on TV to be like, Hey, that might be
the guy right there in McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
But I think he had the gun with him too.
Did he have the gun on the table? What happy
he had? He had a gun? He had like a manifesto,
like pretty much laying out what he did. Did he
have a shirt on saying I'm the guy that shot
the CEO? Because I would have never pegged this guy.
Him and his brother Mario. They own a plumbing business.
So yeah, dude, you can you get more Italian? A

(04:51):
Luigi Magion, young kid man, not a bare looking dude.
I was like, what are you doing, bro? Yeah? Good
looking kid. Daniel Perry has been found not guilty of
criminal negligent homicide in the subway choke old death of
Jordan Neely. Comes after George told the court on Friday
morning they couldn't reach an agreement on the top charge,
secondary manslaughter, and prosecutors moved to dismiss it, prompting the

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judge to controversially allow them to only deliberate on the
second charge. Governor Phil Murphy said the state received reports
of forty nine drone sightings in New Jersey on Sunday night,
though one turned out to be a small plane, and
some were multiple reports of the same objects in the sky.
The sightings came after several weeks of reports of mystery
drones flying over parts of New Jersey.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
It's all over the place. Now my neighborhood has it.
They're saying that they're in the area. Now, I buddy,
mine's a state trooper. They've been looking at these things
for like two months now have a noise, but now
we're seeing it.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
But all over the nose. Like, if you're a kid
with a drone, isn't it fun just to screw with people?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Right?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Are you the guy? But they say some are like
the size of cars. I'm like, em, i't let aliens.
Let aliens come in. It's the aliens. They're watching us
through our windows. That's news. What about I did?

Speaker 4 (05:59):
I did think about getting pellic gun though, my high
powered pelic gun. Yeah, you cause take one down because
I have a scope on it. I might be the
guy that takes it out.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Well.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I saw a YouTube video of a guy get arrested
in Florida because somebody, like a neighbor is flying a
drone over his house and he took out a gun
and shot him. Yeah, he can't do that, can't Yes,
apparently not allowed.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
They're right too, because if you miss that bullet is
gonna come back down to earth somewhere.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's news. What about sports? Bengals beat the Cowboys twenty
seven twenty last night Monday night football sixers are off
till Friday when they take on the Pacers, and tonight
you have Flyers blue jackets. There you go, that's news.
That's hey. Yeah, fog earlier than a chance of rain
today high up to fifty five rain tonight open at
low a fifty seven tomorrow for your Wednesday rain high
up to sixty two forty five outside. Right now one

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hundred point seven is THEXL South Jerseys Rock Station ZXL
Morning Show. One hundred point seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock
station's EXL one show. Told my wife can't stop it. Man.
Eventually the kids are gonna be in the girls and
you're gonna have to deal with that as a mom.
And I know as a mom on the final girl
that's just like you, and make sure she's good. I
remember I brought home a girl. I had to tell

(07:05):
my mom. He listened, don't look at the neck tattoos
and everything else. It's like, yeah, you're gonna go through
all this as a mom. My mom would love like
my mom fell in love with my girlfriends more than
she fell in love with me, right, And it's hard
when you got to break that off. I remember my
high school girlfriend, my high school girlfriend. I broke up
with her and my parents were devastating. She's the one

(07:25):
you ruined it, you ruined your life. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, So we're we're in Florida over the weekend, and
I know, now, I my oldest, my eleven year old,
like he's kind of dabbing a little bit into it,
like we'll talk about it, not in a a real
hard way, but you know, I don't know girls.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Of school you think are cute, blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
We go, we have that conversation, and he's gonna be kind,
he's gonna be respectful to women. And I know this
because there was a girl on a thong at the
pool and both of my kids handled it two different ways.
So he's walking back from the hot tip of my
wife and I you could see there's a young girl
who's with a guy who must have money, because this
guy was like frumpy and everything else.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
She's in perfect shape. Go look a girl.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, she's like really consumed with herself taking selfies and
the videos and everything else. Yeah, and he's just some
slob of a guy laying next who must be him. Yeah,
good friend, man slam a little body and he made
some money in crypto.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
There you go. So she's, uh, she's in a thong
and the way she's weighing, you can tell it. And
my wife it's a game. Now I'm watching all the
other guys and she's like, these guys are pigs.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
I'm like, no, they're not. They're just guys looking at
a girl with a thong on that because it's the
thing to see somebod who's almost naked, right right right,
Like it's like yeah, I mean, is it sexual, sure,
but it's also like, man, she's almost naked, Thank you
for that. And that's that's what I'm getting at here. Like, Okay,
so my my leven yearl's swinging over and he's you know,
he takes a little look and you can tell. Okay,

(08:43):
I don't think he knows what to do with the
ass yet, but he's like, hey, there's a girl with
her ass out.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
This is kind of cool. Just walks by. Dude, he's
got I mean he's getting there. Like my my guy
is full blowing puberty right now. He would have loved this, brude.
My guy's got My guy's got the mustache. Yeah, he's
looking good right like he's all he can he cares
about is his you know, his looks and dread and
like it.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
So he's full blown puberty right right. Yeah, he would
have loved this broad. He probably would have sat on
her wap. Okay, Now I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
How to say this without without getting into trouble. But
I remember being about that age ten eleven, twelve, and
we were at where my parents kept our boat, because
you know, we had a boat. Jojo, Yeah you did.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Family all took pictures into same sweaters and they there
is a couple of pictures of us doing that. Yeah,
there is with not only that, but our name's monogrammed
to the breast.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
When you got off the boat, did you have to
drive all the way back to your house? Did you
have a beach house? It was a four block walk
back to the house. So when we we had it
was at the Harbor House. It's still there in Ocean City.
That's where he kept our boat and there was a pool,
so like, we're in the pool and let me see

(09:52):
if I can. So I remember there was a woman
and dude, this is nineteen ninety ninety one, ninety two,
you could this is back in the day before women
kind of shaved everything. Oh oh okay. So she was
in a bikini and some of the stuff was coming out. Wow,

(10:14):
you gotta take care of that. But it was like,
but like I think it was almost on purpose. And
as a kid, I remember just staring sure because she
had something on. It's like she has a squirrel in
her pants. And I was like, I was like, this
is the greatest thing ever. He can't stop looking. Couldn't
stop looking. Yeah, couldn't stop looking. That's what this is.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
This is probably the first time they saw a real
ass and a thong, you know. So my eleven year
old takes a little glance. He's like, okay, cool, walks over.
Now I'm watching my seven year old.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
He's coman. He's got his goggles on and everything else
coming out of that thoughtst scuba diving, not even hiding it,
straight stare and my wife was like, what's he doing.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
I was like, he's looking at a bare ass in
a thong. He's never seen anything like this.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
You might as well put an alien in front of him. Man.
I remember my parents, my mom through my dad a
fortieth birthday party and so one of the like you know,
a gag gifts people get you, you know, they got
my dad these two dollars and they were anatomically correct
dolls called horny toads and like they were like cave
people and you lifted up the beard and they had

(11:17):
the genitals that like a man and a woman have.
And I remember as a kid, dude, that's how I
learned what was what was from these dolls that my
dad got for his fortieth birthday as a goof did
you get it from Spencer's Gifts, because that's where all
those gifts came from. This is that was nineteen it
was nineteen eighty four, So I don't I don't remember
where they got them. Yeah, we're sitting at the pool.

(11:39):
Just watch.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
You can watch all the other dads, all the other husbands,
and they're doing that thing where they're trying to they're
trying not you want to protend like you're not looking
like you.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Look over and you kind of come around and pan over.
Even I looked. It's like, man, this guy's slam an ass.
Good for her. Man, I'll, you know, I'll tap my
wife and be like, did you see that?

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Right?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Like I'm not like, you know what what like it's
there to look at right, you were doing that for
me to look at it. Yeah, my tongue's not on
the ground. But I take a little. My wife will
wear stuff, and I'm like, you know, people are gonna
be staring at you, like you look great, but people
are gonna be staring at you. My wife, man, she
has a she has like a like a not a Bikinian,
but you could see like the stomach and it's all

(12:18):
cut out. Then she has like this, she has a
smoking ass, and then she has this cover up. But
it's not a cover up. It's like, uh, it's like
those old shirts you'd buy a wall would instead of
like nineteen eighty eight on you could see through them.
The guys would wear them, the half shirts. Yeah like that.
I was like, I can clearly, I can clearly see
right through it. And then I'm walking and I'm looking
at other husbands looking at her. I got a problem
with a good frough But I mean, like Yoda's nice

(12:38):
is my brother. We were in Virginia Beach over the summer,
and uh and dude, I'm pretty sure that there was
a couple trying to scout us out to, you know,
do some swinging.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Well, they were probably all over you and they had
to take your wife. That's what it was the focus
of that.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
The guy kept every time he walked by my wife,
he kept flexing. Yeah, and I'm like, what are you doing?
He's flexing for you, Like, all right, we'll take the
We'll take the hot white too, but I really want
the bear. He's so hairy and beautiful. I know a
couple of swingers. Man, they're all beautiful people, like I
got you gotta be right. I think you gotta be
If you're gonna swing, you gotta be Look. We uh

(13:16):
we get back man. Well, I knock out some rocks.
Joe Scotti news some rock news for you. Ringo Starr
remember him? He was the drummer for the Beatles.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Yeah, I mean, I guess he was good, but I
don't know. You had three drums there, you just kind
of kept the steady beat. Does he go down as
one of the greatest drummers? Ever, No to the point
where Paul McCartney, I don't know. I think it was
Abbey Road.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Paul McCartney went back and uh Re drummed all Ringo's
parts in the album. Oh, put a couple of fill
ins in there. No, not fillings. Took Ringo off the
entire album and just redid the drums.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
No, Ringo was not. Ringo was the weakest member of
the Beatles. He was a fun guy, goofy guy, stupid name.
It's like your buddy around the neighborhood. You want to
get him in the band, so you give him an instrument.
I don't know, play the drums, just a three piece bro.
You know there's uh you know there was the original
drummer peaked best. He bailed out and that's how Ringo
replaced him. So yeah, I mean and Ringos you know,

(14:19):
once again, had a nice career for himself, you know,
did some acting, had some some hit singles after the
band broke up. Uh he has his all Star band
and they're gonna hit the road this year, let's see.
Uh the all Star band is a guy from Toto,
Colin Hay from Men at Work.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
But he's not an all Star so, but he's in
the band who Ringo, Well, ring I mean he's a beatle.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
He's a beatle.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
He's a beatles because he's a beatle. He's not a
great drummer, but give me Phil Collin. He isn't drum
on this tour. He sings that sounds even worse. Oh yeah,
there's a bunch of people. I'm not selling this show
very well. So Ringko and his all star band.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
He's also putting out a country album. He's going to
be hitting the Pavilion at the Man June fifteenth in Philadelphia.
But you went to his art gallery even show up, dude,
it was that bad, dude. I so Metallica shown art gallery.
Metallica comes to h to Atlantic City. I'm not a
Metallica fan, but it was kind of a cool event. Man.
And uh I get a call from our company and

(15:25):
they're like, hey, look, Ringo Star is doing a a
signing of his like paintings, like he had did these
awful paintings and I don't know what casino it was
at the time, and they're like, yeah, we're gonna do
a Ringo Star art exhibit. Ringo's gonna be there for
a meet and Greek. Can you like set up the
stuff for the radio station. So I leave the metallic

(15:46):
accunts if you go do this right, And I'm like,
I'm only doing this so I can meet a beatle.
I'm meeting the worst beatle. But it's a beatle, right, Yeah,
it would be cool. I do the same thing. So
I go there, spend two almost three hours of my day. Yeah,
he doesn't show up because it was that bad and
his painting sucked. I'm talking to the guy who put
it all on. He's like, oh yeah, Ringo's in his room.

(16:08):
He's he doesn't want to come down now. It sucks
for me. But they had given away like people had
paid for dinners, yeah, to have dinner with Ringo. Guy
just doesn't show up. Man, and he blew it all off. Yeah,
And I'm like, all right, I mean, I guess you're
a beatle, but you know you're a dick. Somebody was
really excited to go see him, you know, arismith their basis,

(16:28):
Tom Hamilton, I guess when your band breaks up or
doesn't want a tour anymore because your lead singer can't sing,
you got to figure out something to do, right. You
need some money So he's got a new band called
Close Enemies. This is Aerosmith's Tom Hamilton. They're bassist. So
Close Enemies has announced a new tour. So if you
want to see a part of Aerosmith, you can see

(16:50):
Tom Hamilton from Aerosmith January eighth at the City Winery
in Philadelphia. That's January eighth. You can see Tom Hamilton
from Arismith. He's just like the So that's like, you
don't really get a whole lot of ara sucks man,
because once again, I mean, I'm sure these guys made
some money, but if they didn't, weren't smart with it,
Like this happened with John Entwistle from The Who too,

(17:11):
Like when The Who wasn't touring, he would do like
bargains yeah, because like he gambled all smart. Oh my god,
you know so and so, I mean, if you're Tom Hamilton,
you're like, hey, I get it. Steven Tyler can't sing,
but like I still need to be out there making
mommy and so, so Tom Hamilton's out there definitely. Man,
he's got to be in his mid seventies. See his

(17:31):
band Close Enemies at the City Winery in Philly, January eighth,
James Taylor one of my first concerts ever. He's coming
back out on tour. So if you want to go
see James Taylor, which puts on a great show man.
Dude's got hits on top of hits. The closest we're
gonna get to a James Taylor show June twenty nine

(17:54):
in Canada, Igua, New York. I guess that's Upstate New York. Yeah,
so Upstate New York June twenty nine to see the very,
very talented James Taylor. I believe my brother took me.
I was like twelve. It was like James Taylor and
Bonnie Ray. Okay, yeah, banger of the show. Yeah. I

(18:16):
don't know a lot of James Taylor, but if I
heard one, I'd be like, Okay, dude, he's got I mean, dude,
he's got any hits on top of hits on top
of hits. Uh So, yeah, James Taylor. He's out on
tour this summer, but you gotta go to Upstate New
York June twenty nine to go see him. There you
go some rock news for it. This holiday season, Capitol
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(18:41):
I don't know what it is with women, and it
definitely is. I'm not being sexist. It's a woman thing.
You can't drive, dude. They don't know how to take
care of a car. Oh, I guessed it almost right,
you almost you almost got it. So my oldest daughter,
she texted me the other day she goes, hey, my
uhi light came on?

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
And I said, all right, spring the car over after
you're done working. You know that's because it's cold outside, right,
Mine did it too this when she's got a it
was it was it was pretty low. But I'm like,
how long was this light on for before you called me?
So I go and I fix it. But then also, man,
I get in the car and all that this is
my car that I had. We gave it to her.

(19:24):
We split the payments. We pay half, she pays half,
and so I know this car up and down because
this was my car and all these lights are on,
and I'm like, do you know all these other lights
are on? And she's like, oh yeah, when you gave
it to me, it was like that, and I go no, no, no, no,
other I go no, no, no, no, no, I know
this car up and down. I took care of this car.

(19:45):
I know that none of these lights were on. Oh no,
no they were. I couldn't drive around like that. It
would bother me too much. So her parking break light
is on, but her parking brake's not on. I go,
how long has this light been on? She goes, I
don't know. I go, what I go? Okay, well, I
gotta I gotta figure out. What's is it. Your parking

(20:06):
brake is not on, but your parking brake light is on.
That's a problem.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, that should be a raise of concern. Like I
guess some of the other lights I don't know, Like, okay,
I have a blinker in my truck. When I put
my blinker on, it blinks real fast, which means I
don't know. I think I have a blank going. The
bulbs going, but I don't know. It doesn't like it's
going yet. But it's annoying. But that I can deal with.
But your parking brake, that light coming on should be a.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
It should be concerned, Jojo. Anything with the brake, it says, hey,
there's a problem with the brake. Hey break. I went
and checked it. And made sure the parking break wasn't on.
It was not on. But then even my other daughter,
I get into her car to start it or something
for her, and uh, her tire light's on and I go,
how long has this tire light been on? And she goes,

(20:52):
I don't know, like six months? And I go what
And I go check one of her tires. Is it
like twelve percent?

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Right?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Because at this point right, I'm like, what are you like? Guys?
These lights come on for a reason. The car's do
all the work for you. You don't have to go push
on the tire. It tells you exactly what's wrong with it.
You're like, you gotta tell Like, I can help you,
but you gotta tell me when these lights come on.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
When my wife drives a lot with work right company,
car and everything else, so everything is taken care of,
she will ride that thing, will say she needs an
oil change for about six months, and I'm like, you
get to a point now, I don't think it's like
it used to be at three thousand miles. I can
I think I go to about five thousand miles on
my truck. I'm safe there, but this thing will go
forever and I'm like, at one point, the car's telling you.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
You have to get an oil engine will just stop
as soon as it happens. You don't have to do it.
But at least, I don't know, maybe a month afterwards,
but six months it's like you're running, and plus you
gotta look at it. I don't know. Women in cars
are so weird. Like like I said, my oldest daughter,
I gave her my car, so I knew giving it
to her car was in good shape. This is the Toyota.
This is Honda, the Honda, right, so it's Honda. No.

(21:56):
I gave my son a Toyota and he crashed it
in six months. I think it was a beast and
so dude was it's that camera would have lasted, It
would outlive me.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
That light comes on, the camera turns it all for you.
It fixes its own tire. It was the most generic
Toyota cameray. It was every rental car ever and uh.
And so I get we give her the car and
she just bought her.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
She just got her own place. And she comes to
me the other day and she goes, I gotta give
you the car back. I can't afford it. And I
go that's not how this works. Yeah, I go, no, no, no, no,
We're already paying half of the bill for the car.
You can't just give us the car back.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
I know a guy that'll take it on a flatbed
truck late at night.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah, I go, it doesn't. This isn't how life works.
When I go, no, you and your boyfriend have to
figure it out, like that's these are bills you gotta
figure out. You can't just give a car back and
then what you're gonna give the car back with a
bunch of lights onto me?

Speaker 4 (22:54):
It would awesome to live in the world some of
these kids think, dude, they have their heads so far
up in the cloud.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
They don't understand a thing. Yeah, they don't understand a
thing about life at all. All my kids playing video
games like it's glitching. I'm like, do you understand that?
Do you? You kids have no idea? What actually do
you know? I pay for internet when we got like
and do you understand one hundred years ago in the
Great Depression? Right? Like literally what was that? Ninety five

(23:22):
years ago? The Great Depression? There was kids that couldn't
eat and you're complaining about glitching on an airplane on
the Internet.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
My wife, I don't even know what she googled to
show my kids this, but they're listen, they're a little unappreciative,
all right. She's like, I showed them videos of poor kids.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, what does that even look like? You go to
you can I go to YouTube and just what type
in pictures and videos of poor kids?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Now?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
What are the poor kids doing?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Like?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Are they just holding their stomachs and hunger? So my
parents the thing that used to get us when we
were kids to kind of get in line. My parents
would say, because we lived about ten minutes outside of Camden,
that we're gonna take you, me and my brother to
Camden and we're just gonna leave you. And we were
terrified of that. Yeah, And that was it, man, That's

(24:11):
all it took, because we're like okay, like okay, yeah, yeah,
you know what, dad, Nintendo's cool. I don't need a
super Nintendo. My Nintendo's just fine. I'd be terrified just
driving through Camden. Yeah, that was it. That. That was
the go to line. My mom would tell us all
the time that Okay, you don't like it here, yeah,
well then we'll just take you over to Camden.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
I always swore I had real parents. You're gonna come
find me sometime. Maybe that'll still go down.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
You still think you're still holding out for Yeah, I
got real parents. You know they're both alive. What's not dead?
One doesn't gamble and smoke. We we get back. We'll
knock out some headlines. But I got a parent ticket
to go see the Marshall Tucker Band. You want to
go see the Marshall Tucker Band this Saturday. I believe
in Atlantic City six zero night six seven seven one

(24:55):
hundred seven six zero night six seven seven one hundred
and seven six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
seve a dial up right now. Marshall Tucker Band coming
to Atlantic City. We get back headline. This reporter is
sponsored by Lunch points out in the ZXL soutter It's
It's rock station and the ZXL want to show. Buddy

(25:18):
asked me. He said, hey, man, how can I get
a hold of you guys? If you guys are talking
about something on the show and I can't dial up
on the phone, how can I How can I have
my input get onto the show?

Speaker 4 (25:27):
I was like, the talkback beats are silly. It's right
to hit on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
The iHeartRadio app. You search WZXL. There's a red microphone button.
You hit the red microphone button, send us a message.
That easy. iHeartRadio app search WSXL, red microphone button.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Send us a message to explain it too. Like my
wife like, she'll text me something. I'm like, just yeah,
I want to talk back.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Give me the talkback.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Your wife too, she's she's classic on the text. I'm like,
give me that talk I need that pact.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, let's go. Let's do because my wife's always like
I need a segment on the show to fight back.
What you guys say, I said, you have it. It's
the iHeartRadio app. Search WZXL, hit the red microphone butt.
You can send whatever you want. And the guy that
created the app must he must be married with a
nagging wife, because you only get I think thirty seconds
and then you got to start over again.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
You gotta cut it off. That's all you need is
it's been a thirty second yep. All right, this one
we're talking about scratch offs. I know because Christmas is
coming around and my mom and brother are trashy and
notorious for giving off scratch offs, which I still have
from last year.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
They're done. I just never turn them in. Man, Yeah,
well I don't think you can. I think they only
have it. I think it's a year and then they
go bad. It was I turned it in. I was
getting something for like a like a get together in June,
and I had scratch offs that had like Holly and
Christmas bells on them, and it was from not even
the Christmas has just passed the other Christmas. It's like,
I can't even do anything with these. And it sucks
because you lost like twenty bucks. I'm like, I don't know.

(26:46):
I just don't think about bringing them in. I go
to the thing you gotta get, like you go to
like a liquor store supermarket. You gotta scan it right
and and like there's a little machine there and you
get scan the see if you're a winner or not.
And dude, it's so obnoxious because it just comes up
and goes you're a loser. Yeah, you're a loser. You're
a dude. I'll do like ten of them in a row,

(27:07):
and it's just it's like it's a getting yelled at
by your wife. You're a loser. You'll never be anything.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
So Jojo was talking about how his family like those
scratch off tickets and thread oft of money. He's absolutely right.
His mom has a program called rub off for rub
off and if you buy her a rub off scratch
off anyway.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
But I won't bring this up. I don't know why
that guy does.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
There.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
My mom pulled a trashy move yesterday. I'm glad this
kind of came up because this is even trashier than
the lottery. You you're glad it came up that the
guy wasn't bang your mom.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
No, the fact that my mom's a little trashy because
it kind of rolled right into this next thing. I'm
gonna get in. No, are we sure? No, I'm not.
I don't. She spends a lot of time in Atlantic City,
so she could be. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
So yesterday she has she has this little house that
I ran to. It's like four in a square feet.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Isn't that a shed? It's basically a shed. Like I'm
not kidding, it's it's twice the size of this.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Right.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
So my brother decides he wants to put a four
seasons room in the front of the house, which is
almost as big as half the house. Right, I don't
even know what like a like a like a sitting room. Yeah,
you put like plexiglass all around so you can sit
in there with a heater. So we're inside, okay, I know, yeah,
yeah yeah, so you can sit there. You can enjoy
the great outdoors with a heater inside. But you got
plexiglass all around. Now it's gonna be one of those

(28:21):
like like heaters. You gotta plug in the ones that
you see it. Uh when you go outside, the smoke
outside of the bars of those they got one of
those brewings. You's got to change out the propanees. So
I'm sitting here and you can see all the way
around because there's plexiglass. My mom lights up a cigarette.
I'm like, we're still basically it's like smoking inside the house.
So they made a smoking room basically, Yeah, but it's

(28:43):
I'm in a fish bowl of plexiglass and my mom
lights up a cigarette. I was like, that's probably trashier
than the lottery tickets. Dude, hardcore smokers. Well, we'll find
any place to smoke.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
She does.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
We do that in my like my garage is like
a wreck room, and dude, guys will go out there
and we'll go pull table, ping pong, table, foosball table,
all that stuff, and they'll they'll light up because they
go out there smoke pot and then they'll start smoking cigarettes. Dude,
I'll let the pot smoke go with the cigarettes. Stick
in that room for dating. You're still in a room, fellows.

(29:14):
One door to get out. And then here's the thing.
Like a lot of times I'll run heat into the
garage and then they'll open up the garage door to
air out the garage. But now you're airing out the heat. Yeah,
I'm like, guys, can we just not smoke wrestling? You did?
You were at the wrestling event over the weekend, wrestling
wrestling in beautiful New Egypt, New Jersey. Hey there, you

(29:35):
want to talk about wrestling. I can remember in Verdun, Canada,
watching Edward Carpanchier bring out Andre the Giant.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Did you see any future superstars and wrestling at your
VFW event.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
I don't, I don't. I don't think so, and I
don't know. I'm glad that guy got to see Andrea
the Giant come out. I don't know who the other
person was.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
He sounds like a guy that would be at a
wrestling event that you went to over the weekend. Yeah, like, hey,
I'm watching wrestling, or I could go home and kill
my family.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I'm gonna say that I didn't see anybody who's going
to be a real star in the WWF anytime soon.
Now there's a dealer to pull seventy two cards out
at equals twenty one. And there's the magic trick that
they're doing with the mob. This guy got a bad
beating Blackjack.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
It happens all the time, I know, man, it is
frustrating the fact that they got a seventeen or eighteen
year You're sitting on twenty. You're like, this is it
guaranteed slam dunk and they pulled three or four.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I get it. That's a tough one and the house
is always gonna wins. Bull Craft Bryan Adams was like
eleven years old in sixty nine, and that's gonna wrap
that up. Yeah, well you know what that's from, because
you asked about summer sixty nine. I told you that's
not about the date. It's about sex. Had no idea, okay,
and so that's that's a double on times. Was it

(30:52):
the summer he did his first sixty nine? Yeah, and
that guy's stilling to say like he was only eleven.
I don't know, dude, eleven, I was pretty in the girls, right,
you could have easily fell into that, you know, you
know so yeah, so yeah, Summer sixty nine is not
about the year. It's about sex. I was going through
everything that happened that year. He got his first six string, right,
the five and dime, and so he got the fingers bled.

(31:12):
That's how he got the girl. You get the guitar,
you get the girl. That's how it works. It also
stops after you get married. Well it does in my house. Yeah,
I mean, you know, it was the summer of sixty nine. Look, hey,
we get back, we'll look out some trash.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Oh love trash, anything thirty g cking anything, racket rock
or rocky. Yes, love trash.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
There's some trash for you. Katie Holmes, who I guess
people forget man. Like twenty years ago, she got knocked
up by Tom Cruise and they were they were married
for a bit and they ended up getting divorced in
twenty twelve, and they have a kid named Surrey Cruz.
Remember ye baby, Remember he hopped on the couch and
like danced on the Oprah Show. She's saying that her
trust fund Surrey. But you know, she's got a lot

(32:13):
of money she's probably getting I think it's twenty five
usually it's twenty three, twenty five years old. But it's
a trust fund. She's gonna come into a lot of money.
And Katie Holmes, her mom said that it's kind of
putting a target on her back. When she's in school.
Kids are actually making fun of her because she's going
to be rich. Right, that's stuff, Kate upt It very attractive.

(32:35):
Kate Upton. She clarified a misunderstood Instagram story which she
thought involved her husband, which some thought involved her husband,
Jason Berlander the pitcher, explaining it was about her knees.
She revealed a troubling situation where a child allegedly faced
and it tox to Kate a parent, and highlighted her
family's efforts to protect her knees and her follow up.
So a lot of people, I guess thought that Justin

(32:56):
Berlander was drunk and Kate Upton was talking about him
in this story. Hey up from where she is that
the model, that's the big busted woman, big old booby
yeah and congrat married to Justin Verlander who made like
a billion dollars in baseball. Good for him. Gypsy Rose Blancher,
she's the girl who killed her mom because her mom

(33:22):
always told her she was sick when she wasn't. It's
called Munchausen by proxy. And then so she killed her mom,
and then she went to jail for killing her mom,
and she's out of jail now. And then when she
got out at jail, she got married, and then right
away she got divorced, and yesterday her divorce was finalized.
So Gypsy Rose Blancher a lot of shows Hulu, Netflix,

(33:45):
I think all did shows about the murder of her mother. Single,
now ready to mingle. I think she's already hooked up
with a guy. Yeah, she's moved on to another boyfriend.
And then she got pregnant by the new boyfriend, so
she didn't waste any time. Ryan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield
reflected on their plateful I don't remember this. They kissed
at the twenty seventeen Golden Globes. Oh, it's a fun kiss. Maybe, yeah,

(34:10):
he's their tongue involved. So why did they kiss? Just
to be shocking? I guess I guess you know who
did it? Madonna and Brittany did it, didn't they? Yeah,
I mean that was Yeah, that was the VMA's back
like two thousand and two, two thousand and three, I
went to Kiss Madonna. Now this is where Broder. I
like Ryan Reynolds, but sometimes I get too much Ryan

(34:33):
Reynolds like this, Like I don't. He can get a
little bit annoying when he's on that.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Uh oh.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
He does some some cell phone thing too where he
owned it Mobile. Yeah. Yeah, so he's the owner of yeah,
uh so he invested in that years ago. Look, he's
made some great investments. I think he just sold a
like a tequila company to maybe it was vodka. Uh.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
You know.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
His acting career is going way well, even though like
really the only movie he's successful at his dead.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Bool like him and the Kelsey brothers should do more out.
I don't get enough of the Kelsey brothers or Ryan Reynolds.
They should do more commercials together.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Just a little too much Ryan Reynolds. And I don't
need you making out with Spider Man. Yeah, I don't know.
Oh that's who oh oh Andrew Barfield. Yeah, the old
spider that was the middle spider Man. Yeah, it wasn't
the the two thousand and one Spider Man and it
wasn't the New Spider Man, it was the guy in
the middle. Were they dressed up as superhero characters? No,
some kind of like weird film they're doing. No, they

(35:32):
were just an award show they apparently made out. Uh,
Tina Knowles, do you know who that is? Uh? That's
Beyonce Knowles cousin. Mom, Oh mom, really, I guess right?
Almost So yesterday this is interesting.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Oh wow, yeah, yesterday, her son in law, jay Z Right,
jay Z was accused of raping a thirteen year old
Tina Knowles, the mother of Beyonce, who was married to Jason,
liked a social.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Media post talking about the accusations. Then she had to
come out quickly and say that her social media was hacked.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Oh she didn't like it, yeah, which made me they
did rap the thirties did like it?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Right, she liked it?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
And then she's like, mom, what you doing? Can't do that.
Let's see Ryan Reynolds Beyonce impersonation. By the way, I tried.
But Ryan Reynolds, we just talked about him. He said
that a Deadpool four could be coming out. Why not? Man,
they're money maker. My kid loves it. Pamela Anderson said

(36:37):
she never got married to John Peters, despite a twenty
million dollar off. Back in twenty twenty, it was widely
reported that she had married John Peters. Now, John Peters
is an interesting guy, So Pamela Anderson's Pamela naires right,
you know, super hot, you know, back in the day,
in the nineties day, watching all that stuff. John Peters
was the hairdresser for Barbara Streisand, and he started dating her,

(37:02):
and from dating her became producers of her movies. Then
he ended up running an actual movie company and became
one of the most powerful people in Hollywood. Wow. His
biggest I guess his biggest accomplishment was he was the
guy who greenlit the nineteen eighty nine Batman. Wow. Okay, yeah,

(37:25):
talk about moving your way up, dude. He went from
cutting barber Streisand's hair and in the span of like
ten years running Hollywood. Wow. Yeah. Chris Rock was doing
a comedy set and this has got to be tough.
He was at a Christmas party for a bunch of
billionaires and so they're like, hey, Chris, do some comedy,
and so he said that midway through his set, he

(37:46):
just saw that no one was paying attention and he
just walked off.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
I don't I don't like Chris Rock. I don't think
he's funny movies.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah, dude, Oh, you gotta go back and watch those
stand ups from the late nineties. Dude, he kills his
stand up. Kills as an actor. Eh, not a little whiney.
He's got the whiny kind of dude. Kill go watch
his stand up. He he kills his stand up as

(38:15):
an actor. Hey, he's all right? Is it better than
Eddie Murphy's back in the day. It's right up there?
Does it bring the pain? Dude? It's so it's duty
he kills. Look, Eddie Murphy, those two raw and delirious
are hilarious. But Chris Rock is right up there. And
who found Chris Rock Eddie Murphy? Wow, there you go

(38:38):
some trash for it. It's the holiday season ed. Wah wah.
Well you get one hundred point seven's the XLS after
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Day Marshall Tucker Band tickets. Good morning you did, buddy.
You sound like a guy would like to go to
the show.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Amen.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah, can't you see?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:58):
What's that woman? That's right?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
What's got up early to go to work and here
we are, nice boom winner. Now what's your name?

Speaker 3 (39:09):
David? Top's t o.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
All right, David? Well what do you do?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Dave? I build boats?

Speaker 1 (39:16):
You build boats?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah, a yank marine and tuker hub.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Oh that's that's nice up there. Okay, what kind of
boats were building?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
We do everything from a limitum ferries right down to
little speed boats.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
All right. Oh yeah, I never met a boat builder before.
So you gotta, I guess you what you gotta. You
gotta fabricate them all right in like a warehouse.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Yeah, we have a couple of big buildings and we
basically bring them from the ground up.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
They're just selling all the rich people, right dude. I
I'll watch. I'll get caught up watching YouTube videos of
them launching boats in the water. Have you ever seen it?
It's insane? Were there fails? Were the guy the whole
truck and a trailer going to the water? No, no, no, no, no,
not like I know what you're talking You're talking about
people like launching boats. You know, I'm talking about like
big boats that they launch into the water. They do

(40:06):
them from the side, which I never would have thought.
It's crazy. It looks crazy. They almost tip over and
then they just kind of balance until they settle where
they roll them on like big telephone poles into the water. Yeah,
it's pretty, dude, it's it's it's crazy to watch, all right. Man,
all right, Dave, you're going to see the Marshall Tucker Band.
All right, you stay on hold. We're gonna get all

(40:27):
your info. You stay on hold, all.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Right, man, I appreciate you guys, Thank you, says.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Jeans and work boots suggested for the attire for the show.
Marshall Tucker Band. Yeah, I mean that's a that's a
it's a blue collar band.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah, t shirts, maybe suspenders. I saw pictured a room
pul of Uncle Jesse's from Tucsa Azard.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Maybe they they were a bit of a hippie band too,
so you got maybe some like you know, grateful Dead,
you know, some tied eye in there. I saw them
open up not that long ago for Leonard Skinner. Dude,
they're good. They're still solid.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Man.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
That song, can't you see. I want it to be
about my life, but it isn't. It's so different than
what my life is. You get on a train, man,
he's gonna take the wife. The girl obviously did him wrong.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
He's gonna get on the train, just go somewhere where
he's gonna jump off a cliff. Another great song, Fire
on the Mountain, great song. And then heard it in
a love song. Okay, I heard it in the Love
Songs A banger. I have to add it to my Spotify. Yeah, yeah,
Marshall Tucker Band. So yeah, I think it's this Saturday,
and AC will hook you up with tickets. We'll have
another pair of tickets coming up tomorrow morning. Look we

(41:32):
get back, I'll just medlines. It is the ZXL I
want to show right here in this radio station one
hundred point seven XL, South Jersey's rock station. To my
little guy is he's feeling out his way in life
right now. Right he's he's gonna be a teenager this summer.
He's going through some puberty. But he's also a dumb

(41:56):
dumb the other day, like he Okay, tell me if
your kids do this. We have a real issue where
he'll just get up from like eating something or drinking
something or doing anything and just leave his stuff there
like it's a cafeteria and there's gonna be someone who
comes up and cleans it up after him. So he'll

(42:16):
just like have dinner and just get up and walk away. Well,
I try and tell my kids, listen, man, when you're done,
it is it's rude if you do that. But then
my wife does the same thing. So I'm like, hey, man,
put your plate in there, like, well look at mine.
It's it's it's hard. And that's why I tell him,
I go, dude, just just take your plate, put it
in the sink. I'm not asking to clean it. Just
put it in the sink. Just just just do that.

(42:38):
It's respectful, you know. So so the other day he
take we have a like a cookie jar that sits
on our counter, and what's in it? Jojo? I know
because I always hit it when I get there. Uh, cookies, cookies. Yeah.
So the other day the cookie jar is back in
the kitchen, but the top of the cookie is nowhere

(43:00):
to be found. So there's a jar full of cookies
with no lid. Now I know it's him. It's no
one else. I know it's him. So I go up
to his room and the top of the cookie jar
is sitting on his bedroom floor. That's not one because
it doesn't really fit in your pocket, Like I've taken
the remote control into other rooms by a mistake. So

(43:22):
he made the attempt to bring the cookie jar back
but didn't. This is exactly what an eleven year old does.
He took everything to his room and then only put
the jar back without the lid. Without the lid. Oh,
so he did even take the lid. Okay, so like
he attempted to do something good. Why does that make
more sense to me? It's super lazy by not doing

(43:44):
the two part process of the lid and the jar.
So then the other day, we have a shoe bend.
We were not responsible enough in my house to uh
to take care of our shoes, meaning you come into
our house, you take your shoes off. Dude, if I
didn't have a shoebin sitting next to my garage door

(44:04):
where everyone walks in, there'd be shoes everywhere in my house.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
The days of the good old closet where you would
just kick them off and throw them and then close
the door.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
They're over. They'd be everywhere.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Right.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
So there's this big, big it looks like a horse
trough that just has shoes in it. It's like organized
chaos at least it keeps it to a spot. Yes,
you're right. So the other day, my little guy takes
his shoes off and I go, hey, man, shoes in
the shoe bin. Because when he gets home from school, Dude,

(44:34):
there's a trail of backpack, sweatshirt, shoes, socks, all just
going up to his bedroom. So I go, shoes in
the shoe bin, and he goes, all right, and he
puts them next to the shoe beIN. Now I go, dude,
in the shoe bin. He goes, no, these are my
nice nikes. I don't want him in the shoe bin.
They're too good for the shoe beIN. I kind of

(44:55):
want I get that a little bit man, you don't
want them scuffed up with the other nonsense. But then
I want to grab right, I want to grab him
by the shirt and I want to throw them up
against the wall and say, hey, dumb nuts, if you
took car of your shoes, you would take them up
to your room and where they belonged. They didn't have,
so I don't have to have a stupid shoe bin.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Which, by the way, my kid is wearing the shoes now,
and I thank your wife for this. She gave him
some nice shoes. First of all, I gave him, Oh, well,
thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
My wife is a very nice person, and she she
said okay to that. But I was there too. So
my kid the other day. Man, he's uh, he cleaned
them all up. He's scraped, he's scrubbing them down with
a toothbrush. Man, these things look brand new. He has
them up on the shelf. I'm like, niks bud, appreciate that, man.
But I'm trying to explain to my and and and
here's the thing. And you just brought up that your

(45:40):
wife maybe isn't the best example when it comes to
kind of you know, doing the things that didn't need
to be done. But my wife does that too, where
she'll yell at me and she goes, my shoes don't
belong in the shoe bin, and I go, well, then
then take your shoes. Well, the shop only for you,
because obviously nobody else thinks their shoes are awful enough
to be in the shoe bin. Here's where I think
the shoe bind me in the ass. I think what

(46:01):
happens is so many shoes get in the shoe bin
that my wife forgets what kind of shoes she has
and then buys new shoes like, oh, there they are
just like them. Oh, so it's like an adventure going
through the shoebin every couple months. Well, my wife like
she's very okay.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
She wants to care a lot about germs, like if
I wash her hands all this sudden. Meanwhile, yesterday she
takes her shoes and puts them on top of the
island in the kitchen. I'm like, yeah, well, you clearly
don't care about germs because you put into where our.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Food would be. Dude, I get freaked out because the
girls do that with their purses and pocket books and stuff.
They'll put like bags that they've had all day that's
been sitting on the floor. They'll put them on our
kitchen counter, and I go and get them all off
the kitchen calendar. And it's one of the dirtiest things
you can bring it to your house. Yeah first man, Yeah,
I'm like, get this off the kitchen counter. So yeah, no,
I get that. So yeah, So my little guy his

(46:50):
shoes are too good for the shoe bin, so then
he just leaves them next to the shoe bin. Last night,
Like my.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Kid will use our shower because the other kids in
the other the other bathroom. So he leaves his clothes
on the floor in the in the bathroom. Now I
have to tell them to go pick those things up.
Don't get your clothes. They don't belong on the floor.
But right next to his clothes are my wife's clothes.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
And I'm now walking by the closet that I did beautiful.
I put all this shelving and everything. It looks beautiful
in there. I wish I should just take it over. Dude,
I'm not even kidding. You can't walk in there without
spraining an ankle. Like there's time stapped up. I can't
get in the bathroom because there's so many clothes man
that are behind the door. Unbelievable how they live. And
I like, and our bedroom looks it looks like kay
after the clean ladies come, it.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Lasts for a day and then that just looks awful.
And even I have anxiety. I'm like, I'm looking. I'm like,
it's not a comfortable it's not a safe it's not
a safe space for me to sleep.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I feel awful in this room. Me and you get
up in the darkness of night, and so we're tripping
over piles of clothes. Yeah, no, we're on vacation. She
buys this Gucci bag right this because she got a
nice promotional works do your thing, So I thought that
was gonna Usually that leads into like a new pair
of shoes or a new purse, leads into redoing the
entire Know, it looks like Mariah Carey when they did

(48:02):
the Cribs episode, Like they got the bench in there
and everything's glittering and everything else. I'm waiting for that
to kick in. Well, that's the thing too. My wife
will get the bedroom organized and then she'll decide to
rip apart something and that's when all the chaos starts again.
Someday you and I will live together. It's gonna be
awesome when kids will come visits on a weekend when
they finally leave us. Yeah for the pool boys. Yeah,
look we get back. We'llkno go out to think all.

(48:24):
You think you have a bet, you think you've got
it bad. I don't think we have it bad. Let's
see here a musical based on Raygun. Now, what's now? Okay? Okay,
this is okay. Remember the breakdancing that happened in the

(48:46):
Olympics and there was a woman from like Australia who
was an awful breakdancer. Yeah, yeah, okay, ray she goes
having a seizure. Raygun was her name. Now someone is
making a musical about her, and now she's threatening the
sue do that on purpose. It was trying to break dance.
It had to be ridiculous. It had to be a goof,
had to be. There was no backspinning, there was no

(49:06):
head spinning, there was no windmill. She looked like she
was having a stroke. Rachel Gunn got into the musical.
Her lawyers were quick to step in and shut it down. Raygun,
the musical's creator, a comedian, took the Instagram to break
the news to her fans, saying there were fears that
the performance would potentially damage Raygun's brand. Was there was
an NFL celebration in the end zone and the guy
was was mimicking exactly what she did. It was, dude,

(49:30):
I think it was. I'm gonna say I don't know
the Ravens. I can't remember who it was. But there
was a team that scored a touchdown over the weekend
and they choreographed the same dance from the movie White Chicks. Yes, Yes,
Solid you're like, You're like, I gotta give you a
lot of credit because that took some time and effort
to learn that, right. Should you have been looking at

(49:51):
the playbook instead? Last week Jelopnik and I guess that's
a I don't know, that's an online thing asked the
readers to share the worst states to drive in. Do
you want a couple states that are awful to drive in?
We have to be top five, right, We're on the list.
Florida is number one. Georgia, especially around parts of Atlanta.

(50:17):
Indiana apparently is a tough state to drive in. Maryland
because apparently no one uses turn signals in Maryland. I
don't even think about Maryland. Maryland is one of those
states you drive through, right. I don't think I've ever
stopped in Maryland. Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, New Hampshire, New Jersey,
and apparently North Jersey is the worst. Oklahoma and then

(50:40):
Pennsylvania are some of the worst states to drive through.
While traveling to Australia with the intention of going to
clown school, that's a real thing. Thirty year old American
Lilliana Goodson got sidetracked. It seems that the twenty four
carrot gold plated nineteen eleven pistol she was carrying with
her didn't go well with security. Reportedly, when Goodson was

(51:02):
asked if she had any prohibited items with her, she
said she didn't, and then she was asked what about
the gun in your bag, to which he replied, oh,
I forgot about that one. Then there was the search
through her phone, which revealed searches like can I bring
a gun in my suitcase? And a calendar entry note
that said put gun in the suitcase. Goodson was sentenced
to a year in jail by the Sydney Court, but

(51:23):
only four months will be spent in actual custody. Considering
she wanted to go to Clown College, she might have
more success if the gun shot out a flag that
said bag Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Did they take the flower that squirts water away too?

Speaker 1 (51:36):
You know who actually went to Clown College and I've
listened to him on podcast, his own podcast and he
talks about it is Steve O from Jackass. Really yeah,
he went and said like like Wringling, what was that?
Barnum and Bailey's Ling brothers. He went to that Clown College.
There's an actual school you go to to become a clown.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
You teach you how to walk and smile and laugh,
and many teach you clown call. Well, I guess there,
don't the clowns do tricks like a stop there riding
on elephants, So maybe I get that.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
So uh so, yeah, I mean I guess it's a
lot of mimicking stuff, right.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
You got to remember you pretend to push on the
wall that's there, but he's not there. That's a mine.
Oh okay, do you remember we had a clown in
our studio. We made him cry.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Professor no to Professor NOA. He was the first book
he was guessed we ever had.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
He was deep. It was. It was a stellar week
because I believe we had a clown and then we
had Madam the Puppet, where we couldn't ask the guy
who had his hand up the puppets ass. We had
to ask the puppet questions. But the clown, I think
he was detoxing off booze. He was going through a
hard time making He was shaking a lot, and we

(52:46):
just kept asking him questions that had nothing to do
with clowning, and I remember he tried them. You asked
him to make a balloon, animal, but he couldn't do it, yeah,
because he was shaking from the booze. Used to go
back to clowns school. It was, it was, it was.
It was depressing. Man it moment. No, Yeah, that was
the first guest we ever had, and then the follow

(53:07):
it up with Madam the Puppet wasn't much better. Show.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
I feel kind of bad, man, You ever do anything
when you were a kid, and like now as an
adult you look back, You're like, why do we even?
It was kind of sad what we did a little embarrassing, sad.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Or like you girl, I can't believe I got away
with it. This was kind of sad on what we
did to this woman. Oh, like you regret something, Yeah,
I regretted it, man, Yeah, man, dude, Okay, I in
high school. I remember I said, okay to go to
like a homecoming dance with a girl, and I think

(53:47):
I found out that maybe she had hooked up with
a couple of my friends afterwards. So you bailed on her.
So I bailed on her, but I did it kind
of like publicly. She might still remember that film. Yeah,
Like I was a real dick, yeah, like and like
it wasn't like me and I and I, and even
at the time, like I was like, man, like, that
wasn't the way that I just I don't know. Yes,

(54:09):
I look back on it and I go, I regret
that old boys. Man, they had a thing of the
week and I was out of town.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
But every year they do like a little Christmas get together,
and they started setting out a bunch of pictures. Now
is this is it a these dirtbag friends here with
kind of a dirt bed.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
They're all over the place. The guy was in prison,
got his tooth busted out with the tray, that guy.
But then you got other guys too that have like
successful businesses. The Bible versus tattooed on his arm. He
did the thing where you prick it with a pen
and you put the ink in there your name. Yeah,
it was all bad. So yeah you got you got,
you got lower level and you got the higher level.
Guys are doing all right for themselves. So the pictures

(54:43):
start flying down. I forgot about this. I guess it
was a buddy's birthday and you probably remember it. We
got her, we got him a stripper. But it was
the big girl, the big what was ther name earthquake
or something like that she was a big, massive stripper.
I don't remember. Was she like famous, yes, yes it was, Yeah,
it was. It was like she there was name she was.

(55:05):
She was known around the stripper world strip it was
like Earthquake or I don't know, something like that, Like
I do not remember that. But that is funny to
get a stripper and make it a big factor because
you think it's gonna be you know, this cute chick
and everything else. But yeah, I'm watching pigches my buddy.
Is he a big guy or is he a little guy?
He's funny if he was a little guy. He's a
little guy, like he's he's actually a good little guy.

(55:28):
You need good shape and everything else. We're just a
bunch of kids. And I guess that must have been
like his twenty first birthday or something.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
I'm looking and there we are just it was so sad,
like you look back on it now and we're just
like belittling this poor woman, like just laughing because it's
this monster of a stripper.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Yeah you paid her, Yeah, we paid her. I guess
she made her money.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
But yeah, I think her name was Earthquake, And okay,
so she knows what she's doing. Yeah, it's all part
of the stick, I guess.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Yeah. Yeah, because like I I I peed in uh
the shampoo bottle of a guy I knew sister's bathroom
in or like it was like her shower. Yeah. Do
they know about it? No? Okay, so you kept that
to yourself. So I never apologize to that one. That
one I feel bad. I don't feel bad about It's

(56:15):
funny then, Uh do you remember y two K?

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Well?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Yeah, okay, yeah that in New Year's Eve, my buddy
took us to a girl's house outside of like in
Monmouth County, like somewhere up there, because he was going
to Monmouth the College. And I peeded in her freezer.
You just pee everywhere, her stove and her oven. Yeah.
Does she know about it?

Speaker 5 (56:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Maybe the refrigerator too. Yeah. I definitely peed in the
ice trays. And uh I do feel a little bad
about that too, I guess as a as a dad
now and a husband and at fifty years old, I'm like, yeah,
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
If I look back on it, I'm like, I'm my god,
this poor woman, big fat stripper man. They just danced
around from my But if she's going by the name Earthquake. Yea,
it was marketing herself as that big girl stripper. How sad, Like,
how do we even get through all that nonsense? Yeah,
well yeah, dumb kids, we did. Dumb kids. I hope
my kids do the same thing. You know, they're gonna
be dumb too.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
And it sticks with you too, man like, like when
like stuff happens to you, Like I remember, uh, my
gym shorts ripped in gym class in like seventh grade. Dude,
it still sticks with me. Yeah, like having to like
kind of hold my mic, like the whole gym short
from the like up my thigh. Yeah, the embarrassment of
trying to like not so like the girls wouldn't see

(57:36):
my junk.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Well, that was Catholic school, right, they put you in
tight little short. This was pre Catholic school, gotcha. Yeah,
this was This was good old public school, Glenn Landing
Middle School. They were just like and.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
I think the gym teachers just like, yeah, go out
there anyway, like my balls are in the wind. Everybody,
thanks your call today. I always welcome on the show.
Glen when a part of it stay there would kick
off a rock block.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
It is.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
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Speaker 5 (58:15):
Through, when you're crying.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Let's you bring on the rind. Are gonna stop your side?

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Stop your side?

Speaker 5 (58:22):
Well to be happy?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
To where you smiling, Let's just smiling, keep on smiling.
I'm who smiling rocking out man, I know you guys
are awesome. I love to look at me guys on
my way and work the ring. She's a guy, yeah,
warming up ship and I'm like, I'm a down here.
We're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot You're the best?

(58:44):
How you do yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Keep me laughing?

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Then you guys are great.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Good morning guys, hilt.

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Oh god, is it my radio or are you only broadcasting?
And mana this is the DJ like if you ever
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