THURSDAY 12-12-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Do it live. I can all write it and we'll
do it lit and things sucks.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm scouting good morning or some newsfoe are used on
a big old Thursday, the US announced a new nine
hundred and eighty eight million dollar military assistance for Guess what, Jojo.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Where are we sending it? I'm gonna say to the
veterans who are living on the streets here in this country,
the Ukraine, this is unbelievable. We're just giving more and
more money to the Ukraine. Uh so.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Uh Trump's victory. Donald Trump's victory in November has cast
doubt on the future of the US eight for Ukraine.
So before he becomes president, they decided to almost give
another billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, they're like, what can we get out before January
twenty if like just keep shoving money out, dude. It's
it's it's it's.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Like when you move out of an apartment or something
and you just take everything. This is not like bolted down,
you know, And that's and that's what it is. Like,
are the Bidens going to take dishes out of the
White House?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
The Clintons took furniture, Remember was the Clinton of the
old The Clintons. I think the Clinton would it looked
like a couch or something. Everything he finished on they
took a desk. South Korean President Yun suck Yule. Who
wait a minute, who is this? It's the South Korean president.

(01:24):
His name is Yun suck Yull. You suck Yull. Yun
suck Yule. I heard that this guy is great.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
So he declared Marshall law yesterday in South Korea, and
the parliament was like yet, no, like you can't just
do that. And so the martial law declaration and revocation
within six hours was the fiercest whiplash between military control
and democracy that South Korea has endured since it became

(01:52):
a democracy back in nineteen eighty seven. It appears highly
likely to bring a swift uh and to Yune's two
year tenures. So it looks like they're about the ouse
this guy out as president. So you can't just decide
one day to be like there's no ball. He's like, well,
the guy in North Korea is doing it. Yeah, so
that kind of makes everybody get the same haircut. It

(02:13):
looks like they're going to balance this guy out pretty quick.
Federal officials are urging people not to eat recalled cucumbers,
as well as salads, wraps, party trays, and meal kits
that could contain the product of cucumbers. Amid an investigation
and the outbreak of salmonella that is sick and at
least sixty eight people in nineteen US states and send
eighteen people to the hospital, three companies have recalled cucumbers

(02:36):
grown by Agrato, SA, DCV and some company called Sonora. Okay,
I'll look out for that then, so yeah, so, so
don't buy cucumbers.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
They'll kill you. I even know where they cut, Like,
I don't know. When I go to Walmart, they're just
sitting in a big bin. They even have a tag
on them. I don't know. It's just a cucumber. People
just coughing on them. I get that. And Zo, he's
mixed up all the time, all the time.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
A cucumber is that's what a pickle becomes, right, Yes,
a cucumber is just the it becomes pickled and it
becomes a pickle.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
My correct. And yeah, and they just rode away. In
my house, it's like, oh my god, there's a cucumber.
Things all moldy. Dude, Like at my house, we have
carrots and stay in that drawer in the bottom of
the fridge, and it just they never gets used. Nobody
likes them. That's why never gets used. Uh that's news.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Uh what about sports Sixers Pacers that's gonna be tomorrow, Flyers,
Red Wings, that's gonna be tonight, Rams forty nine ers
for Thursday night football.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
There you go, that's news. That's sports Sundy today, Hype
the forty four clear tonight over low at twenty five
tomorrow for your Friday Sunday Height the forty one thirty
five outside right now, one hundred point seven ZXL South
Jerseys Rock Stations ZXL MORTXL South Jerseys Rock Station ZXL one.
I don't know how to fix this problem, and I
know my wife is gonna smell it because she has

(03:56):
like a nose like adult. Like I'll come home from
places and she'll know exactly what I d like. It's
like she has the smell of a German shepherd. Yeah,
my wife is very sensitive the smells where like if
I wear like bad I don't know, like axe body
spray or something like that, she'll dude, she gets like
from a story away, meaning like like I'll be on

(04:16):
the first floor. She's on the second floor. She'll be like,
you're giving me a migraine. Yeah, I can't even wear
Colonne anymore like I used to. Like I don't know.
I had the little one with the I had the
cool Water cologne, and I had the one with the
guy in the car No, I'm pastro car old spices
had like the guy with no arms on it, and
I used to I used to spray it on her.
My wife hates it so uh well. Actually this happened

(04:39):
to a buddy of mine the other day. He was
driving to work and he happened to have a bag
full of things he might have got from a dispensary. Yeah,
he had. He had weed infused honey.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
That guy, for some reason came in or a studio
and then threw the bag at me.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah. So this guy thought maybe his partner on the
show would be able to use it, and so he
wanted to get that out of his house. Plus two
and I got kids. You know, you see the little
thing of honey out, they're gonna put it. Okay, you did, okay, good? Yeah,
because honestly, the only thing out of the bat you
threw me it. Really, it was a nice. Bet you've
got something out of it. You got a blunt out
of it. First of all, the guy who dropped that guy,

(05:17):
not you, the guy who dropped it off. I would
even do that, stupid. Uh. It was it was all
like it was like like pot coffee and like pot honey. Yeah,
I'm not thinking use any of that. But there was
a blunt. Okay, she got the guy got a blunt
out of it.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
So me the recipient by the guy for some reason
who came in our studio and dropped it off.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, I was able to get a blunt out of it. Now,
when this guy that brought it in got back into
his car, he could smell the smell of weed. Yeah,
smells like now. Luckily, the day before his wife brought
home some type of sandwich whatever, So there was a
smell of onions and the smell of weed. Oh nice,

(06:01):
that's a good smell for a car. The smell of
onions is gonna go away, but I can still this
guy can still smell the wheat in the car. And
I'm gonna wait for my wife to somehow detect on
what that smell is. And I'm gonna have to come
clean because I'm surprised. This guy had to drive home.
I had to drive This guy had to drive home
with the windows down and the heat blowing in his face.
And the weed smelled still in gold.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
It was in a ziplock bag, right, right, still, something
is still smelling like weed. Dude, I get in the
weed in the car.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I got in the car. Or the guy, this person,
this person, not you, not you at all. No, there's
a guy, my buddy got in the car. He's like,
I can still smell the weed. You're right, it was
in a plastic bag. It's in a ziplock bag. And
then this guy's like, well, oh my god, what if
I did get pulled over for something dumb? Now we
got to go round and round with the cop because

(06:48):
the car clearly smells like yeah, I had to pull
the because it's a it's it's actually awesome.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Man.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
These dispensaries now they they pre roll blunts for you. Yeah.
And uh so I actually pulled it out of my
car this morning. And and and this guy we have
a little The guy pulled no, no, no, the guy
gave me I will, I will this guy, but not you. Right,
this guy brought it was the guy who gave me
the wheat, so I took it out and we have

(07:15):
a little cabinet in our kitchen that I I have
it once again because of the smell. I have it
a tubblewere container and I throw all that stuff in
the tubble work. Should where this guy should have done
that with some type of I don't understand that where
the smell was. I don't get it either. Man, I
thought he thought it was He thought it was being
very careful by bringing in that zip blop bag. You know, man,
it's it's in the trash can. Probably he's still smelling

(07:35):
the car too. Yes, I thought maybe for breeze. Now
I'm gonna have onions money, you know what. Shout out
to the boys from good Man Fist. That was Jeane
gave it to me in the summer time.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
We love We love the guys a great great cover band,
good Man Fist smell like weed.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
These guys will get you high in the studio, dude,
they got so high ones. They used to come in
the in the studio and perform once a week for us.
They forgot their instruments one day. It's pretty so high
that they came to our studio. Now I don't mean
in the car. They drove to our studio and forgot instruments. Yeah,
it's pretty high. It's like you and I showing up

(08:10):
here with nothing. Yeah, well I'm glad you got a
blunt out of it. Uh yeah, yeah, so I don't know,
I you know, I don't.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, I mean just yet. But it's raining today. You're
not gonna be able to air it out.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yesterday was a hell of a drive home. Smell like
a skunk following you for It's a hard smell to
get rid of. Look, we uh, we get back. We'll
knock out some rock news. Joe, Joe and Scott. Here's
some rock news for you. He's a butler.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
He said he's remained in contact with Ozzy Osbourne even
though Ozzie's health isn't all that great, and he's said
that Ozzie hopes to get good enough to get better
to do one last show where he reunites.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
With Black Sabbath. Did you just do something for the
l a RAMS, like a halftime show or something? I
thought that last year? Was that Ozzy? Last year year?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Last year he did like the opening game, I think
for the NFL or something like that.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
It would you remember that.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, and he came out and you know, and they
kind of just stood him up, and he's saying, but
Geezer said quote, Ozzie was talking to me about when
he does a farewell concert he wants to be he
wants it to be a Black Sabbath reunion, which would
be cool.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Man.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
So he said, we're definitely not doing a tour, but
it would be cool to do a one off Black.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Sabbath show as Ozzie's last show ever. Yeah, Ozzie's just
not in good shape, man. Sharon's been quiet lately. Where's
sharonov has been? So?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
He So, Ozzie's battling a bunch of illnesses. He's got Parkinson's,
he's got some back issues. It's just, you know, so
he's dealing with a lot of stuff. Sharon, I don't
know if you've seen pictures of her. So this is
becoming a thing, right, So we're about a year into
this ozempic. Oh god, So apparently.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
People are now becoming addicted to it and they're getting
like deathly ill. And Sharon looks like she's going to die.
Oh my gosh, she looks like a skeleton. Wow. And
people just overdo it, and she's one of these people. Man,
if you look at her, she looks like death. She
looks like a skeleton. And it's They say it's all

(10:29):
because she's addicted to this ozempic stuff. It wasn't even that.
I don't thought she was overweight. I don't know Shemill
or Zuma class would have. Did you find?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
A trailer for a new Phil Collins documentary is showing
Phil sitting down at the drum set for the first
time in several years. His playing career came to an
end due to health issues connected to an injury.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
He's sustained in two thousand and seven.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
In twenty twenty one, he revealed he could barely hold
a drumstick, admitting it was very frustrating because he loved
the play drums. He was replaced by his son Nick
Collins on the Genesis Farewell tour, which and then in
twenty twenty two, now Phil was still on there. He
just didn't drum, so he said he's definitely retired. But
in the trailer called Phil Collins Drummer First, which we'll

(11:16):
launch on a thing called it's an educational site called drummo.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh no, I know it's my cousins describes to this, Actually,
it's it's like professional drummers. It's kind of like it's
an education thing. Yeah, yeah, you can go learn from
the you know, it's like taking a drum lesson online.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
So it's December eighteenth. He's sitting down in front of
a drum set for the first time in a long time.
The quote is Peter Gabriel said, as soon as he
saw me sit down, he knew that I was a drummer,
and he also recalled how Eric clapped and reacted to
her performance by saying, what was that? He as if

(11:54):
I wake up one day and I can hold a
pair of drumsticks again, I would have a crack at it.
I just feel like I've used up my air miles.
After sitting at the kit and lifting some sticks, he reflects,
it just feels so strange to hold a pair of
sticks anymore. It's kind of sad man, yeah, because I
mean that's how we all knew. Phil Collins, he was
a drum Bill Liman from the Rolling Stones right. He's

(12:19):
been retired from the Rolling Stones for thirty years now,
said he was surprised that the Rolling Stones continued after
the death of Charlie Watts, the former bassist who left
the band in nineteen ninety three. He said that, Yeah,
he said, when Charlie left, I thought they would close

(12:39):
up shop.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I really did.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
They could replace the bass, but I didn't think they
could replace Charlie behind the drums, his charisma and what
a great guy he was. But they went on, which
surprised me. I wouldn't say it disappointed me, but it
surprised me. I think it would have been a good
time for them to end it all, but I don't
think they've got anything else to do, so they did,

(13:03):
and they went on. The guy's just keeping a beat.
I mean he was a you know, part of the band.
I get it, but he was not hard beats the place.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
He could put a drummer in there, but it's not him.
I got that part of it.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
And he was apparently like one of like the guys
who kept the band together.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, always very serious and uh, it just was the
like Keith Richards goes on and on that Charlie was
the band wow and so so yeah, so it's it
and and you know, and when you got guys like
Keith and Mick in there.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Ronnie Wood you know, Bill, it's it's it's crazy when
Keith says stuff like that, like hey, what but like
when when I look when when you know, when Keith
Richards looks at the band, he goes, Charlie was our band.
So it was a big hit to the Rolling Stones.
And I get what Bill Wyman's saying. He's like, he's like,
probably would have been, you know.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
A good time you're going to hang it up? Yeah,
you know a lot.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
And that can be said too for like guys like
the who you know Keith Moon dies and that could
have been a good time to say, all right, you know,
look Zeppelin did that. Zeppelin Their drummer dies, right, and
they're like, yeah, we're done.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
My favorite who is post? Keith Moon? You love you,
love you better? You better? I play you like Kenny Jones?
Is the guy that you like that? Kenny Jones? Kenny
Jones t shirt on and now the drummer for the
who is Ringo Starr's son, Zach Stark. I like Starky,
you do you do you do that? I like I
like post everyone post? Uh yeah, Keith Moon. There you go.

(14:36):
It's some rock news for it. One unchart seven l
that Jersey's rock Stations CXL Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
All right, if you go to Facebook dot com forward
slash Jojo and Scotty Facebook dot com forward slash Jojo
and Scotty. I put up a video and I got
a lot of questions. So it's a guy. It's I
think in Ohio. You know, it all happens when you
got to buy a car. It's always tough, and it's like,
you know, it's the guy. He's always like, I got

(15:06):
to go back and talk to my manager, and it
takes forever. So a guy buys a car and I
guess it's a lemon, right, meaning that the car isn't
what he thought he was buying. It's breaking down or whatever.
So he brings it back to the dealership and the
dealership pretty much tells him to go fly a kite.
He's out of luck.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
So he drives the car into the lobby of the
car dealership. I did see this video, all right, So
so okay, so I I get that, and I have
no questions about that guy's angry drives the car into
the into the lobby of the car dealership. Does everything
you want to do? Is a disgruntle Customs and so
now the car salesman, they all see what's going on.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
They start filming it. So they film the guy driving
like you must have like backed up. So they started
filming and they see him drive through the glass wall
of the car dealership. I've never seen fatter people. The
whole car dealership.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
All the salespeople are are obese, like like is it
And I don't know if it's Ohio or it's the
fattest car dealership I've ever seen. But now my other
question is, so once I get rid of like everyone's fat.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Okay it's Ohio, I don't know. They're all you know,
they're all eating steak and shake or whatever.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
There's not a lot of cardio goes on there. You
just you are kind of standing around city. The guy
who drove the car into the into the fat and
Ohio dealership, he was fat. So they're all fat. But
the question I have is.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
The guy drives and once again the video is up
at Facebook dot com.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Forward last jo Jo and Scotti. He drives into the
car dealership glasses through the glass doors and the glass windows.
How are you getting home? Yeah? Yeah, I mean you
gotta work first. You have to explain it to your
wife or what you did. She's not gonna be happy
with that. But you're right, this is one of those things.
This is what you get. You didn't think it out, No,

(17:03):
you didn't, And this is one of those things where
you react and you do what you Dude, it's in
his soul right now, he's like, forget these people. I
don't care what. I don't care what the repercussions are
going to be, because most likely he's gonna go to jail.
I assume he's gonna get home. But after he goes
to jail for this, But how do you get home?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Right?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
You're not thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
You drove your car into a lobby of a car
dealership through glass doors and windows. Uh, I mean unless
you get back in the car and reverse it, but
which he does not do.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
He just walks out all the all the nonsense that
you're gonna have to go through, and there's gonna be nonsense,
there's gonna be fines. You might even go to jail
for a little bit. Just that second. Dude, how good
it must have felt to get back at the people. Dude,
so I worked.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Selling appliances, right, you remember you remember that time when
my my uh my ex wife, and we were getting
divorced and she stole my kids.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
I do remember my kids away and need to make
some extra money because I had to give her money
for things I wasn't, you know, sure about what you
spending it on. And so I was selling appliances right
and uh, look, man, things break. There are there are
times that you buy something and it doesn't work the
way it should. So we had a guy once he

(18:14):
comes in, I guess he bought a fridge, and the
fridge kept breaking and so like our people kept coming
out like repairing it. He brought in a bag of
lemons and threw it at the owner of the appliance store.
He probably felt good right this whole day, But even
the owner of the appliance store goes, so, what do
you think is gonna happen now? Right now? That was
for him? That was his. That was yeah, like like

(18:36):
like the guy's like, hey man, like I'm trying to
help you here, Like I didn't build the refrigerator that
I sold you, Like it's it's faulty. There's something wrong
with it. Don't blame a messenger, but what like you
throwing lemons on the counter or at me, what's that
gonna do? Years ago, man lived in Colorado. We left
a nightclub, my wife and I. It's bar or whatever
club we're at, and we went to this place. It

(18:57):
was a dry through burrito spot and man, after a
late night, you get the burrito, you bring it home.
It had onions. It was awful, and I was looking
forward to it. By the way, burrito has onions. I
put it in the free you hate onions. I still
have no idea. I put it in the freezer. She's like,
what are you doing. It's like, I'm gonna keep this thing.
I was like, and then eventually when I go by there,
I'm gonna throw it at the a hole the moment,

(19:18):
the moment you're angry. And it sat there for a
couple of weeks, I'm like, what am I gonna do?
I'm gonna throw it. It might not be the same person,
but yeah, like this.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Guy, well, like okay, the guy driving into the car dealership,
Like he took the time to get into his car
and drive it.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
That that's pretty serious. But like the guy at the
at the applying store, he had to go buy a
bag of lemons, drive to the applying store, to throw
them at the owner more work than it's worth a
lot of work for, Like, what are you gonna do?
What's that gonna do? Is that gonna solve anything? And
I think you tried to make it, and I think

(19:51):
what he was trying to do was make a statement
in front of customers, but there were no customers. And
so now you just look like a jackass who threw lemons.
And now I has like the new employee, you have
to pick the lemons up off the floor. Yeah, people
are insane, but I'm sure this guy felt good after
doing it. Just that's fun of driving through. That'd be
pretty fun to drive a car through a wall. Yeah,

(20:12):
But then you stop there and everybody's looking at you,
and now you're like, man, I'd like to turn back
time for about thirty seconds in the In the video,
which is at Facebook dot com, Forward last jo Joon Scottie,
he drives through the glass wall and the doors. He
puts his jacket for some reason on top of the car.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
After he gets out, walks out, but then realized he
forgot his jackets. Now he has to walk through, climb
over the glass doors that are broken to get his
jack Now it just feels awful. Now it's just awkward.
Now it's just weird. Look we get back.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
We'll got some headliner. This reporter is Sponsory Bond Went
seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. I
don't mean the sound sexist.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
When you say don't mean to sound sexist, you're probably
gonna turn sexist.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I feel that there's places in the home that women belong.
And okay, so you okay, maybe I worded that wrong
because even at home where women just belong, Yeah, like
I would say they belong. And I'm not gonna say
he belong in the kitchen because that's not true. You
do a lot of cooking. I do cooking too, and
I do a lot of the laundry and everything.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
That guy would put up my numbers versus my wife's numbers,
and I think I'm in the kitchen more.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
My wife is better than me, but I have better numbers.
Does that make sense, Yeah, it does frequently. But when
she comes in, she's like a master.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
She comes in there and she, you know, puts together
a real nice meal where I don't know, you're throwing
chili in a crock pot. I get time in there.
The I'm the running back who is fifteen seasons deep.
You know, I always have at least a thousand yards
rushing in a season for fifteen years. She is probably
the Jerry Rice. You know what I'm saying. To the one.

(22:00):
She hands you the ball, you pop it in from
the one. You're like, I'm the workhorse. Yeah, so my
numbers are better than hers, but she's better than me.
The garage in the basement, my wife has no business.
They don't they don't belong there. Okay, first of all,
I'll be sexist with you, and they don't belong in
the garage or the basement, especially the garage. The reason
the man cave came about is because it was it's

(22:21):
the basement. It's the it's the part of the house
that's neglected the most, and the women take over everything
they do. It's fornit. Guys don't go out and buy
couches and hang kurt. They don't do any of that.
It's all the women. They designed the entire home. That's
why the guys ended up with this man cave thing.
And it's the basement. You go down, you put some
dry wall down, you're hanging your flat screens. The jerseys
nobody wants to look at. It's called the man cave,

(22:41):
and I have a beautiful man cave. I've designed it.
My wife helped out, but she has no business being
down there. And it's nice because it is. But it's
the cleanest woman in the entire house because it is
my room. It's because it's ours. Yeah, So it killed
my wife because, uh, my garage is like a wreck
room for kids. And like when we have parties, people
go out in the garage, pool table, ping pong table.

(23:02):
It's just a hangout spot, right, fridge with beer and
stuff in it. And my wife hates the way I
have it because it looks like it looks like a
kids room from the nineteen eighties. It's got posters, it's
got and it's got an Elvis statue like a Rocky
picture that I gave you. You gave me a Rocky picture, right,
you got foosball? Right. My wife hates it. That's what

(23:22):
it is. Right.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
So my garage doors were open on the on a
Halloween and the lights were on. Soever could see the
garage and all the neighbors were coming over, going, yo,
I love what you did with the garage.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Nice, right, And my wife. I give my wife a
lot of credit.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
She actually coughed it up and said, I gotta give
you a you know what, you're right about the garage, Yeah,
she goes. She goes, I didn't I I you're right,
and I go yeah, because it's a hangout spot. It's
what we always wanted as kids. I just all I'm
doing is reliving my childhood in this garage.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
And this is where I go for football Sundays. I
go downstairs and I have this beautiful air. People come over,
they all hang out, they'd drink at the bar. Everybody's impressed.
That's that's because that's my spot. I keep it that way.
So my wife now has this furniture. She was she
was gonna paint this furniture again. To me, it's trash
on the side of the road. But somehow she manages
the zell for one hundreds of dollars or whatever. And
I tell her, I say, you got a three week

(24:17):
rule in here. I'll give it three weeks. Other than that,
it has to get out of the garage because I
do move around in there. I do do things. The
kids quads are in there. It's garage, it's made, it's
supposed to be rough. If I want to put a
drill on the floor, I leave the drill on the
floor and saw us and I'm fine. But I keep
that pretty clean too. So she had a piece of
furniture and had like this marble top to it. She
was gonna finish this thing, and she probably was. So

(24:38):
I take this and I'm moving things around. I put
it up against the wall outside. I leave it there.
I guess we had a windstorm when I was away.
It falls on the ground and it smashes, and I
had to go away. It's kind of a lesson. And
I told her, I said, I'm gonna tell you, so
I got some bad news for you. That piece you
were gonna do, the beautiful marble top, Yeah, it smashed
in the driveway and she was a little upset, and

(24:59):
I get it, but I told her. The garage is
for being a garage, like I use it for things.
There are things that are moving around in your garage.
I'm dealing with that. I put things in here like that,
it's going to get broken. Don't put things in the garage.
I'm dealing with that. With my basement. My basement became
it's it's unfurnished, and it just became a place where
are you talking about not wearing underwear and it's unfurnished basement. Yeah,

(25:23):
so it became a spot. Man.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
My in laws started storing stuff down there. My wife's
cousin who was moving from LA they started storing stuff
down there. And now I'm like, get everything out.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yes, don't like it, get it all out.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I don't want anything. I wanted organized and clean. Take
whatever whatever it is. And dude, honestly, I'm about to
call that one eight hundred. Got junk, Yeah, get it
out and just and just throw it all away.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah. Even areas in my house, like the storage unit
in the back of the basement, even that has to
be in order. I don't know. I just wanted to
look nice. Yeah, you can close the door to ride
the trash. I just wanted to. I hate that. I
hate the just just shove everything in and close the door. No.
I want to be able to find things and it
be organized. I want all of that, and I want

(26:10):
it to be clean, and I don't like clutter.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
And I yes, I'm one hundred. So dude, I'm like,
I'm ready my basement to blow it up. I don't
even care if it's worth something. Just throw it all away, right,
even if it's just brick and like and studs and
everything else. At least it's just not clean, yeah, grabbing garbage.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Man. My wife made a comment, she said, well, why
don't I get part of the basement. I was like,
because you're not, because you won't handle it. You can't
handle the basement. That's why you don't deserve it. You
don't my area. I'm like, you know, now she has
some input in the design. It looks amazing down there.
That's why I watch football.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Is like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I'm not doing You don't get any parts of the
basement in the garages, all the guys, that's all that's
to us. That's powered. Look we get back.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Track anything racket rock roughing a long crash.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Did you know that the northeast could be hit by
a bomb cyclone today?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Uh? A bomb?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Now you do the weather, you run the weather department
here at iHeartRadio one hundred point seven WZXL. Forecasters warned
that a massive storm system is redeveloping quickly as it
moves northward off the Atlantic Ocean towards eastern Canada and
could produce heavy rain and powerful winds from the East
coast to the Appalachian Mountains.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
I don't deal with anything. It's Canadians, so let them
just stink and suffer. Yes, so yeah, we could all
die well. I got Sonny in forty four today clear
tonight though.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Uh let's see here. Remember Heathcliff, the cat the cartoon. Yeah,
he was a cat, lived in in a junkyard. We
had Heathcliff, and it was Barcarfield. Garfield was the lazy one.
He liked lasagna. So Garfield had Opie, right, and that
was the dog. Yeah, you're right, Odie, Odi, Odie.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
And then he loved lasagna. And then you had Heathcliff.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Now, Heathcliff lived in a junkyard and he kind of
ran around with bunch of other cats, and they kind
of ran the junk yard.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Well, a Heathcliff lunchbox that I guess was lost in
the nineteen eighties has been returned to its owner. Okay,
a woman, said Tracy Draine. She found the lunchbox. Oh no, no, no,

(28:36):
the school Okay. A plumber was doing some work at
a school and found the Heathcliff lunchbox in the lunchbox,
a name Tracy Draine was found. She attended the school
in the early eighties. The school tracked her down and
gave her the Heathcliff lunchbox back. Okay, that's nice. That's

(28:58):
kind of cool, right, and value to this thing. What
was in it was a sandwich. Still in it. Oh,
imagine the APOLDI and she sandwich you eat back, then
imagine the mold.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Okay, I can tell you. Inside the lunchbox was a
thermist with chocolate milk. I know exactly the thermist you're
talking about.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yo, Yeah, man, I had the little clip in the
lids that the thermist didn't roll around.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
James Patterson, who's a best selling author, is giving hundreds
of independent booksellers across the US holiday bonuses of five
hundred dollars each. Patterson has written over one hundred and
forty novels and sold four hundred million copies worldwide.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Since twenty fifteen, he's been showing his.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Gratitude the bookstores by rewarding them with holiday bonuses. This year,
six hundred small bookstores will be getting the.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Gift from Patterson, and a statement released Patterson said booksellers
saved lives and I'm happy to be able to acknowledge
them and all their hard work.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Is holiday season, I'm all in, dude, it's hard to
find a good bookstore, and I don't like going to
like the big ones, the Barnes and Nobles.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
It's yeah, like that like library card for a dollar. Yeah,
actually it's not a dollar anymore. I keep returning books late,
so I think it cost me twelve dollars last year.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
There's a couple cool spots in Ocean City that have
they're like used books, right, They're like old bookstores, So like,
I like going in there. There is something about having
a book in your hand that's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I can't read. I'm not a good reader. Man, you're
a reader. You're like that. What was that Sandra Bullock
movie with the guy from the Ravens, the kid Blindsight?
Yeah he couldn't man, that's you. Yeah. But I can
hit a hole, you know. I can maul a guy
down if I need to. That's just I can't read. Uh,

(30:45):
all right, we're wrapping up with this. Uh.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Fans discovered a fourteen year old photo of Timothy Shallaman.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
He's a kid from Dune. He's gonna know he's in
that new Bob Dylan movie.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
He was meeting NBA players Larry Fields and Andy Rottens
just before his fifteenth birthday. The photo was taken after
Charlott Mount one tickets by answering trivia questions during a contest. Online.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Fans choked about the photo, commenting that little Timmy look cute,
but I mean he was so idle.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
How old was he fifteen? He was fifteen years old.
He's doing a meet and greet, dude.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
This kid was on ESPN Game Day with Pat mcaveee
and the crew. Yeah, and it's funny because he doesn't
look like a sports fan.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
He was rambling off college football stats like nobody's business. Yeah, man,
and then they let a kid kick, dude, So it
sucks they let a kid.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
So every ESPN Game Day they set up a field
goal post and they have kids kick a field goal
for money. And this one was for one point two million. Yeah,
and the kid missed it. Ooh, that's life changing, man. Yeah.
And they don't do that thing like we do, like
an you're still a winner. They him dig him three
shots shot. You still can't get it, damned Jerseys station.

(32:07):
I'm gonna wave the flag right now? Is this the
white trash flag? For no? Far from it? First world problems?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
This is an absolutely there's a kid who has no food,
who's running from a tiger in Africa and can't eat.
This is a first world problem that I'm dealing with.
We have a lot of those in our house too, right,
first world problem. No one should feel bad for this,
but it's a pain in the balls. So I went

(32:36):
and I finally got my TV. For some reason, a
quarter of it is just dark. So I was like,
it's only a couple of years old. I was like,
all right, it's one of those purchases you don't want
to make. And I'm like I dealt with it for
long enough, but like we had company over, it was
kind of embarrassing. Like my TV, like a quarter of
the screen is dark.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
So inexpensive. Now, man, you get a big TV. Oh
I go and I so I purchase a new TV
right and stupid me, I'm like, I'm gonna go eighty
five inch that's nice man, Yeah, you got the room
for it. Well that's the problem. I don't. So the
table the TV sits on it now doesn't fit the TV. Yeah,

(33:21):
I don't like that table. By the way, I'm not
a big fan of that team. No, well, guess what
that table's going away out of it? Yeah, it doesn't.
So the stupid eighty five inch it's bigger than the
seventy five inch. Once again, first world problem, snobby stuck up.
I'm off by three inches, right, dude, you know how

(33:44):
much it kills me being off by three inches? There's
so now I have an eighty five inch TV on
my floor. I have to now get a new table. Right.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
My wife and I are kind of going back and forth.
Do we get something and refinish it, do we get
something brand new?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
But it's like I go long, man, you do have
to go. I got I got? I got it at
least seventy inch long? Yeah, right, And then it's it's
hard to find tables that are seventy inches long, and
I hate I don't want to hang it. Everyone's zoong
and I don't want to hang it on the wall.
I'm not I'm not that clean. Look No, I don't
want to know. You know why, because.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Every one in my life that helps me out doing stuff,
which I love, First world problems. They help me out
doing stuff. It's that thing where like we're not I
know what's gonna happen. We're gonna hang it, and then
we're not gonna run the wires down the wall the
way you're supposed to, because there's nothing worse than when
people hang TVs and you can see the wires coming down.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
There's nothing.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
And then sometimes people get that stupid white uh like
shelve like like that, like the white like like tunnel.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
The little tracks is stick to the wall and then
you peeled off and the paint comes off and like
and you're supposed to put the wires in that, but
like you can still see that cut them holes. Man. Yeah,
so so I I I I don't trust anyone in
my life to do this, So I just rather put
it on a nice table, right and and so uh,
I'm dealing with that. So right now, if you came

(35:10):
to my house and you have you've done this. When
I when I got divorced years ago, you came to
my house. My first big purchase because I was so
angry at life, was a sixty five inch TV. Yeah.
We were pregaming for something and we watched Guardians of
the Galaxy. But I was and the TV was on
the floor. Yeah, and now here it is fourteen years later.

(35:35):
My TV is sitting on my floor right back to it.
I can't get it up on a table because I
don't have one that fits out. Yeah, I had this
first world problem. I'll explain it to you. It's kind
of similar is downstairs in mellow Man Cave. Because I gamble,
I got two more TVs to match the other TV.
So now on my wall, I have three fifty three

(35:56):
fifty five inch TVs and the problem I'm hating and
Scott is hanging them up to be perfectly level. But
now I'm hanging three and it's like it's tough man
play that you play that game with the back of it.
You know, the brackets aren't exact. I don't want to
have to be exact. I don't want to hang it.
And now I found a perfect table and it's one
hundred dollars and I can refinish it nice. There you go,

(36:20):
But it's in Jacintown. I'm like, I don't want to
have to drive the Jake in town. I don't want
to have to do that. Meanwhile, there's people I think
they're still intents down in Tennessee from the first first
World's all first world. Yeah, there's people in Asheville, North Carolina,
right that that are dealing with a big flood that

(36:40):
happened a couple of weeks ago. And I'm talking about
how my TV doesn't fit on a table. I feel
and I feel guilty too when people come into my
man cave and I've got the three TVs, which some people,
you know, they have one or two, Like I even
feel guilty. I have to explain to them, and this
is true. I get them all on Black Friday, like
deals from best Buy. I'm like, what you're seeing or
three TV each one is less than two hundred bucks,

(37:02):
so it's not like it's not hard to tears are
from Walmart. Guys like I don't. I got a lot
of money I got it looks awesome, this eighty five
inch TV.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
I'm sure it's gonna last for four years. It was
under seven hundred bucks. Yeah that's nice, man, It's a
good get.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Right it was.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
And it's so like, it's crazy to think about our
parents used to buy twenty five inch TVs and they
were like thousands of dollars. These were heavy and they
never moved and when they broke, you put the new
TVO up. Yeah, you know how to throw that thing away?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Man? Yeah? So yeah, I hope you get through it. Man.
Hopefully with the holidays you're able to figure out what
with that seventy five inches? We do seven fishes? This
has to be figured out before Christmas? Sure does. You
can't have seven fishes to have a TV on the floor. Yeah,
oh Jesus, oh you would. You would be like people
would spit on my floor. I would never come back

(37:50):
there again. I put my foot through it. Yeah, we
get back. We'll do a thing called headlines once twenty
seven's the XL's out Jerseys Rock Station ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
I'm surprised it took this long for people to figure
it out. But have you heard about all these robberies
that are happening with these NFL players?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Well, dude, so somebody, a team of thieves realized that, hey,
when an athlete, now this is the NFL, when they're
playing the game, guess where they're not.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah, man, it makes perfect sense. They're not at home.
This celebrities Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelcey and uh there's a
third that happened in the NFL. All their home oh,
Joe Burrow just during a Thursday night, Monday night football,
don't these people have dogs? Their houses got robbed.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
And now it's happening in basketball, where especially if you're traveling,
they know that you're not home. So these people are
robbing these athletes house and now it's become a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
And I'm gonna say, if if you're going after an
NBA player, I'm gonna say there's probably more cash maybe
laying around, maybe some jewelry. You know, dude, I think
they got both Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce for a
good amount of money. Yeah, stealing stuff right because usually
their wives are traveling with them, their girlfriends are traveling

(39:25):
with them, so the house is empty. So these people
have called on to like, hey man, this is like
easy pickens and so yeah, now it's a big it's
a it's a it's a thing. Now these athletes are
now having the higher security companies to like protect their homes.
See this is sad.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Man.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I remember I was working, uh well, I did radio
in Colorado. Now the afternoon guy was a buddy of mine,
and it turns out that his wife was cheating on them.
And I remember because I was doing like a club
remote or something. Some guys like, hey, you know sales.
I'm like yeah, he's like he's like, yeah, well, you know,
I I know the guy who's who's banging his wife

(40:03):
or something like that came up and it was because
he was on the air. So he's doing an afternoon shift.
You know exactly where this guy is, so his wife
would cheat on him while he was there, but you
know exactly he's you know, he's not going to be
at home, that's going anywhere on Yeah, you know, he's
got that two to six slot. So it's like, you know,
a guy gets over there about quarter after two, we
can hammer it home till five forty five and get

(40:23):
the hell out of there. Now. I don't know, now
this is a guy. I don't know how we know
this guy. But I heard a story that guy who
works in radio, his wife was cheating on him with
the guy who does the shift before him. And the
reason the guy found out was he went while the

(40:46):
guy was on the radio to the guy's house and
his the guy's wife was answered the door in pajamas
right while that guy you know clearly, Yeah, yeah, I
don't know anything about this story. Now this isn't me,
by the way, because we make we make a lot
of comments that you know I would like. I brought

(41:07):
up a story about weed and we played the game. Hey, yeah,
the guy the friend, but it is not it is
not us, and I don't know and there's not a
guy named Tom who gave me all the info. And
this is the perfect This is a perfect thing where
you know you know exactly where that person is going
to be because you know they're out there.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
And dude, I gotta give it sucks that his wife
cheated on him. But I got to give credit to
the guy who was on after the other guy for
thinking he was smart enough to say, I'm gonna go
check his house while he's on the air. Yeah, and uh,
And it just sucks that he found his wife there
in pajamas. And this is why I tracked my wife.

(41:48):
I do have that find the track too.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah. Actually it's not because I don't trust her in cheating.
It's I need to make sure I'm off the couch
when she gets home to make it look like I'm
doing work. There's a part of me.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
My wife is now taking like two by classes a night,
and I'm like that doesn't this isn't add up.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, because it was at It was at an address
in a neighborhood just where she's taking the boxing class
that's in a garage. It was named Chip and Dale.
This is weird. Yeah, but you know where these people are, man,
it's it's easy pickings. But again, I as a as
a someone's gonna rob their house, I assume there's gotta
be security. I don't know you would think the NBA.

(42:24):
Don't you have your cousins and your brother who don't
have jobs. Aren't they usually living at your house rolling
blunts while you're away.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I remember me and my brother we found out where
Randall Cunningham lived when we were like I was, I
was a little kid. He was a teenager. So my
brother just got his license and we drove the Randall
Cuttingham's house in Mount Laurel.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Yeah, and while you're watching them on Monday night football,
you know, you know at the vet, you know it's
not home.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
So we had these mannikins. It was a big picture
window right like at the house and there was these mannequins.
It was like those guards that stand at Buckingham Palace.
One was that another one I forget maybe even like
el or something like that. And what we found out
later was in an interview he said they have cameras

(43:07):
in the in.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
The imans and that was that was That was Randall
Cunningham's way and surveilling this house. Smart man. Yeah, crazy
with the ring cameras and everything else. You can't get
somebody's house with them seeing you. I don't know, man.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
These NFL players are getting robbed, and now it's starting
to happen in the NBA too, so so apparently these leagues.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Are now coming out and being like, you guys, gotta
like shit, it's gotta really take care of your stuff.
Where the baby mama's at, you know, not at the house?
Are they Robin? I don't think.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
In Florida, Citizens Property Insurance Corporation says they'll be launching
an independent audit to get to the bottom of a
massive amount of hurricane claim denials. Reportedly Citizens has been
They've been left scrambling to give the reasoning behind a
whopping seventy seven percent of claims being denied after a
hurricane at Florida in August Hurricane Debbie. When scrutiny was heightened,

(44:04):
the percentage of deny claims dropped the seventy.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Four percent, which is still higher than some average of.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Sixty eight percent, but the CEO of the company says
it's hope is the audit will bring back public trust.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
But given the love for insurance companies these days, it's
hard to imagine that happening. Yeah, you gotta hate that man.
Could listen when they went their pay You know, you
got to pay them, You pay the insurance. You figure, Okay,
my house is protected because I'm paying all this money
and you go in there and they're gonna fight you
for like I don't know. Hurricane came, it ripped through
my house, Like what, what's the problem. Yeah, And in fact,
there's still people man that are living in like tents

(44:36):
and stuff down south, and we got money funneled over
soid I don't want to get into it, but it's
a shame that money is leaving this country and people
are down are gonna spend Christmas in a tenth dude,
I think.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
I mean there's parts of New Orleans that still like
recovered from Katrying right, right, that was twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Let's get it. Let's get it fixed, guys.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Like, how are we dude, there's still houses from Hurricane
Sandy that was almost fifteen years ago that are still
not fixed to where they need to be or raised
to the way they need them.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, but don't pay your bill that month, dude. The
fourteen days we're gonna drop, you drop a second insurance.
Over the course of forty three years, a couple in
Austria has gotten married and divorced twelve times, and it
appears to have nothing to do with falling in and
out of love. The unidentified couple is now being investigated
by authorities who claim their frequent divorces are part of

(45:34):
a scheme for a pension for four hundred thousand dollars. Yeah,
I saw that one coming.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
A loophole in Austrian law allows new brides to get
their hands on over twenty five thousand dollars for each
new marriage, and the couple has now been married.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Thirteen times in forty years.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Witnesses say the couple appears to have a model marriage,
and investigators eventually found out through all the divorces they
never actually had been separated ever.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Too far, man, do it four times? Take your hundred
grand go home. The fact you're gonna keep on doing
this is how you got pinched. That's great, though, twenty
five thousand dollars for a new bride. I'll tell you what, man, start.
I mean, I've been through a divorce before. I know
you have not. I don't know if I could do
it again, go through a divorce. Yeah, yeah, you'd rather
just live there unhappy like I love and luckily man,

(46:22):
I love my wife. Yeah, you know, And I mean
I think if anyone she divorced me, but it would suck. Yeah,
and you did it the right way with your other one. Man,
you guys figured it all out. There. Weren't a lawyers,
you weren't drug through the mud, you weren't fighting over
the kids. You know, they just took them from you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Well she she ripped the kids away and then she
did Yeah so that was yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
So I mean, I guess if that's what you mean
by co parenting, right, But dude, I told you many
and I can look back on it now. At the time,
I didn't think it was very funny.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
But I remember sitting in divorce court and we're in
front of the judge, and once again we are very amicable.
We both knew that it wasn't gonna work, and so
then we were there just for the kids, and I
remember the judge saying, Okay, this is the money you
gotta pay.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Okay, cool, cool judge. Awesome, I can do that.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
I want to take care of my kids. And I said, though,
I said, I want an itemized list of what she's
spending the money on.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
And boy did that judge laugh and laugh and laugh
at me. And he goes, yeah, it's never gonna happen.
And I goes, so, I'm just gonna hand over a
check and I don't know where this money goes. And
he goes, yep, you got her fingernails done, she got
a new wig. Yeah, yeah, he did. What it like?
This is insane, Like so I can't get a list

(47:42):
of what she's spending the money on, like I want
to make sure it's for the kids. Come on close
rant No, no, he just he laughed me out of court.
He does. I remember I walked out of court. He
was still laughing. He's poor guys, man, dude, Guys get screwed.
Guys get so screwed so hard. There you go. Those
people they have a bet you not so much. One

(48:03):
hundred point seven ZXL South Jersey's rock stations the XL
which I'm glad my wife has friends. Man, it gets
me out of doing things that I don't want to do.
And she has a go to group like I don't know, man,
like they like yoga and all the other stuff. Like
they they go do that. Don't bother me with this.
So this this pops up around the holidays, and this
to me is a I find it to be kind

(48:25):
of a money grab. You ever go to one of
these house tours where they decorate their houses and you
walk through other people's houses that put Christmas trees up. Uh,
my white. There's a South Philly one that it's like
a bus tour and it'll take you around all these
like South Philly streets where they like do it up
big time. There is my neighbor went to one over
the weekend. There's a street in South Philly. It's actually

(48:45):
a real big deal. Man, My wife and everything. My
wife has done that before. I've never gone through someone's house. No, Yeah,
see that's impressive. I saw the South Philly one. There's
lights everywhere. It's like a nice block and everything else outlet.
Yeah you got yeah, you got that. You know the
guy sweeping a stoop. You know, it's all holiday in festive. No,
I did it last year. Man, So we got like,

(49:05):
my wife does a real nice job decorating our house.
I go to these houses last year and she kind
of drunk me through it, and I'm like, so this
is it? This is like the big thing. What are
we doing? She's like, yeah, I pay for it. Yes,
what's up with that? It's like fifteen dollars a person
give you, Like, oh, I'm sorry, what fifteen dollars a
person to go to king's houses, which, by the way,
my house is. Do you get better than house white? No?

(49:26):
You don't get that sex with that? But like, I
don't understand what what what are you paying fifteen dollars
for to go into other people's houses which aren't decorated
as nice as mine. I even told my wife friends like,
you know, our house I think looks nicer than all
these one and she gets lot. I don't understand. Yeah,
I'm not getting it. Like Kate May does one too. Man,
I'm last year, we stupid dumb old house. Yeah, they

(49:47):
got that. You kind of go through. Maybe that's better
than what I saw, But I don't know. I'm in
a neighborhood, going from neighborhood house to neighborhood house. And
I'm like, I don't know what, like a bus. No,
you drive around, you get a little map and everything
I have to draw. Yeah, maybe break it all down
for fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
For fifty fifty American dollars. You have to drive to
a house to walk through it to see their decoration.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
They weren't even that press of houses either. It's something
I'm saying. I'm in a million, two million dollar mansion.
I was like, it's it's a house in Like, No,
this is stupid. It's a money grab. I was like, yeah,
So anyway, thank god I don't have to do that
today because my wife is planning to do it with her.
But she's still spending the fifty dollars. Yeah, she's still going.
She's still going for a Yeah. So my wife threw
this at me the other day, is it is it

(50:33):
a holiday thing?

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Well, Sunday we have something, right, So I know we
have something. Buddy of mine's getting, you know, a big
honor with the Freemason.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
So we got that.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
So I said to my wife, I said, hey, look
I'll get all the details for Sunday. And I said,
but you you're doing something with your girlfriends on Saturday, right,
please let me be your plus one.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Dude, And she goes rights back quotes we have something
on Saturday, but she never told me what it is.
So you have some and do you know now what
it is? Or you know, don't You might be thrown
in some holiday nonsense and I got thrown into. Yeah,

(51:13):
carriage ride or something. Not it's not a girlfriend's thing.
We have something on Saturday. What do I gotta do? Ony, Yeah,
you're gonna be in a horse and buggy and uh
oh the old the old Dickens holiday tour. But I'm
sawing down a tree. Listen. I like all these things,
and I do it for her. But I I saw

(51:33):
this and I was like, Noah, this is crazy. This
isn't my Yeah, screwed. Yeah, it's not even like they're
decorated nicer than ours, you know, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
It's it's got one of those stupid like Neon you know,
Grinch signs or something like.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
This is it? This is it is what I'm doing.
The one house. We're going like, the kids are coming
home from practice. The kids got soccer gear and basketball
in your hands. I'm sorry, dude, I'm hanging out in
your house like that. You got a cool kitchen. I
don't understand what we're doing. Yeah, why and how this
became a thing?

Speaker 3 (52:02):
God?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
I hope you get roped into it on Saturday. You
see the nonsense. Dude, Dude, she tells me, we're spending
fifty dollars to go look at people's Christmas lights. Hey,
ten dollars. You want to come through my house? Who's
in now?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
There is a drunken sweater party that's happening in May's Landing.
It's a it's a bar crawl.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Look, I'm all in for that. We used to do
the bad sand if they remember that little dive bar
at that place with that awful parade, we used to
do that. I was cool with that. Yeah, everybody, thanks
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Ya keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great.

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