FRIDAY 12-13-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey man, what's happening. Good Friday morning to you.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
My wife threw on me. You know, once again.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I know it's busy this time of year, everyone's getting
ready for the holiday season. But my wife threw at
me that I have a party to go to on Saturday,
and I already got some stuff to do on Sunday.
And actually kind of two things my wife threw on
me that I know she didn't tell me about. You're
like just to stay home and relax. I'm to stay

(00:28):
home and a relax, but I also like to know
what I'm going into, Like I don't like to be
like last second stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
So yeah, my wife throws up, we have a Christmas.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Party to go to on Saturday. Would I be funny
to do it like the White Elephant gift and all
that where you go up there you get one and
then you can change it out, like, oh my god,
you got a food process or what I'm gonna change
it that other thing I got? So we do that
on Christmas Eve, and I guess I'm part of it.
Twenty five dollars Max, I guess what do you bought?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Bottle of wine?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah? What are you bout? Yeah? You better go alcohol.
It's a cheap gift. What's under twenty five dollars. Yeah,
we did a twenty We do it the whole family,
so it's a twenty five dollars max on that. But yeah,
so I got it, got a Christmas party to go
to at least, you know what, I appreciate this. Uh,
it's my wife's friend who she she became a lesbian

(01:19):
and she just got married. And I love I love
the couple. I love her, I love her wife. I
think more than I love her. Right, her wife will
call me to complain about her. Oh, I love that,
like the guy would. Yeah, the husband would. They're awesome.
They're awesome people. So uh, and I feel bad because
every time my wife says, like, oh, we're going to
our friend Danielle's house, I go the lesbian lesbians. Yes,

(01:41):
they're known as the lesbian lesbians. Yeah, but they're doing
it at like one o'clock in the afternoon. That's perfect,
that's what that is, instead of trying to do it
at like six, seven, eight o'clock at night.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
It's one o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
That's her.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
But then I got some stuff to do on Sunday
Day and then my wife's like, well, after we get
done that, we gotta go do some other things with
my cousins. Oh, you got a whole day plan? Yeah,
it was like, but the Eagles played for twenty whole weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Like I don't want to come on now.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, I got some Christmas lights tonight with the kids
that will drive through Christmas thing and that's our Christmas
thing for the weekend. No, I got a holiday party.
I haven't even put up Christmas lights outside yet. You're
done at this point? I mean, I guess I'll just
put that stupid light that the shows snow that's not
even up yet. No, man, nothing outside the inside has
been done forever. Outside I haven't done anything. Yeah. I

(02:34):
gotta squeeze into a suit or whatever tomorrow, so we'll see.
What do you get. I got a holiday Christmas party
where the girls go. This is their time to shine. Man,
they dress up, they look awesome. So yeah, I gotta
wear something at.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Something on Sunday? Do you want to wear mine?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
We should just go to a funeral and crash it
and it's go to lunch the lesbian Christmas party.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I don't have to wear a suit.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Now. Is there a lesbian theme to it at all
or no, No, don't think so, Yeah, No, I don't. Yeah,
Hey if there is, Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine with it. Everybody. Yeah,
Friday will wrap up a female Santa. We're gonna find
a Yes, we're gonna find that ZXL Workforce employee of
the Day Today, we'll I have a take a pair
of tickets for America coming to Ocean. We'll hook you

(03:18):
up with those tickets coming up just a little bit.
And so one hundred point seven ZXL suth Jersey's rock stations,
VXL Morning Show. Good morning everybody. We'll do it lot
and things sucks. I'm scotting. Good morning, you're some news,
foult used. The FBI in the US Department of Homeland
Security said yesterday, don't worry all the mysterious drones flying

(03:40):
over the Jersey skies.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
They're just planes.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I saw one yesterday, man taking my kids out to practice.
I saw it. It's clearly a drone, just kind of
hoveringh No, the government came out yesterday and said they're planes.
They're all planes hovering like that, all planes. Even though
I was in the middle of the air. The FBI
had asked for a public report, and they got three
thousand tips about the drones that are not drones flying

(04:05):
over the skies in New Jersey. President like Donald Trump
has been named Time Magazine's Person of the Year. The
magazine announced that yesterday, after he became only the second
president to win an election, lose an election, and then
win an election again. Trump beat out a short list
of finalists, including Vice President Kamala Harris, Elon Musk, Israeli
Prime Minister Benjamin Nett Yahoo, and Catherine Princess of Wales

(04:29):
also known as Kate Middleton. Stanley is recalling two of
its popular tumblers. Those are those stupid big things our
wives use. Oh yeah, it's like a sledgehammer filled with coffee. Yeah,
we finally cleaned oars out. Man. We got like four
or five real nice ones that they all match and
it's perfect. Well, they're recalling them now. The nice ones

(04:51):
are the old ones. The nice ones come on if
you purchase them at Amazon, Walmart, Target, or Dick's Sporting Goods,
that's exactly where they all get them from. Could potentially
have a burn risk. Stanley's recalling two point six millions
switchback and trigger action travel mugs sold in the US.
The company has found that when the mugs are exposed
to heat, the lid's threads can shrink, causing the lid

(05:14):
to come off and burn people. Well, they're terrible in
the microwave. You ever put one of the metal ones
in the microwaves you're supposed to No, they smart and everything,
and it never gets hot. My little guy learned that,
he learned that lesson yesterday. He want to go microwave
something and he left the fork in the bowl. Oh yeah, yeah,
he a little bit of fireworks right there. Yeah, he

(05:35):
learned the lesson, but he's like, all the forks in there,
do you have your kitchen must be possessed. You're just
starting fires in that thing? Left and right. We have
the fire on Thanksgiving, right, that was the big one.
But yeah, this one just sparked. And then luckily he
was smart enough to know to open up the door
and take the fork out the microwaves, like, hold my beer.
So watch this, dude. The flames from the things getting

(05:56):
fire almost hit the microwave. Microwaves probably pissed off. Can
you still see soot? Because my wife lit our She
had a bamboo, a bamboo blind in our bathroom and
she put a candle underneath of it. Well, when you
put wood over top of fire, it catches fire. And
we had that soot all over the window of the
walls forever. Luckily I the A couple days after Thanksgiving,

(06:18):
I went, I self cleaned the oven. I cleaned of it.
So no, I don't. But I also have a blind
in my bathroom where my wife lit a candle and
almost burned the house down. And there's a hole in
our blinds. So yes, I have one of those who
And I told my wife, I go, what did you think.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
It was gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I hope the Yankee guy that designed these candles is like,
you know what, watch this, I'm gonna get all these
houses to burn down because these women are going to
light these candles and forget all about them. Bitch, she
fell asleep. Yeah, and this candle's just burning and the
whole house goes up in flames. I hope you have
a top finder, remember that right on the window. That's news.
What about sports? Rams beat the forty nine Ers twelve

(06:59):
six an exciting game for Thursday night football. Eagles Steelers
that's four twenty five on Sunday. Back to the Rams
forty nine ers game. Did you see a guy who
just refused to play? No? Who is that guy? This
guy Campbell? Right, he's a linebacker, and I guess all
the linebackers are injured for the forty nine ers. So
the coach goes to him. He goes, hey, man, you

(07:20):
gotta go in. He goes, now, are we just happy
to be in a backup and not kidding? And he goes, no,
I don't want to go in, And then coach like what?
And then he just walked the locker room. Yeah, I'm
guessing he doesn't have a job today. Yeah, that's the
guy you cut. Yeah, Flyers beat the Red Wings four
to one, Flyers wild. That's tomorrow, Sixers Pacers Tonight. Bill Belichick,
we didn't talk about this yesterday. He decided to go

(07:42):
to college football. He is now the head coach at UNC,
so yesterday he had his press conference. So Bill Belichick
now a college coach, and a bunch of bills were
passed yesterday to allow the seventy six ers to build
a he knew one point three billion dollar arena in
centers to either no one wants this is the one
by Chinatown. Yep, no one wants this. Everyone says this

(08:04):
is gonna be an awful idea. Uh, somehow they got
sixty million dollars from the city to help build it.
There you go, that's news. That's what Sunday Today Hype
thirty nine, clouds Tonight and cold over Night. No, it's
twenty two Tomorrow four year Saturday Sunny Hype to thirty nine,
twenty nine Outside right Now one hundred point seven z XL,
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show, zero point seven ZXL,

(08:27):
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Warnings Show. Felt bad for
a buddy. Man. This is the guy that's gonna uh,
he's gonna fix me with the windshield of my truck.
So we we we've got it all squared away. I
know how much is gonna be ordered the glass. He
works for a company that does this, so he's doing
this is like a little side project. Yeah, a little
side project. They know about it. He's got the work fan,
he's got all the materials and stuff. So he's you know,
I'm paying his I'm paying the company and all that.

(08:49):
I'm paying everybody. So you know, it sucks having guys
do side projects, like I'm dealing with that now. Where
Like I got a guy, he's great, but I'm his
side project, right yeah, so it's like he fell. He
fills you in. He started in September, gotta got some
real stuff done. But there's still like a bunch of

(09:10):
little jobs and I keep getting put in the back
seat for other bigger jobs. Yeah, like you get a
good price because hey man, I could bust it out
after work or here and there.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm I'm you know what I am.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm the side piece. I'm talking to this guy. Now
we're gonna we got a schedule for next week. He
has the glass, I got the money and everything else.
So meanwhile it sounds like it's a drug deal in
the time that we uh, you know, we negotiated this
deal and he has the materials and everything. So last
week he gets fired from this job. Oh no, so
I'm talking. I'm talking to him. Yes, now he has
the glass, he can he can do the project, right,

(09:44):
So he's gonna he's gonna need the money. But I'm talking.
He's like, hey man, you know, can can you chat
real quick? So I call him up and now I'm
not getting a scheduling the job. Now I'm getting him
just going through like this tough part of his life
where I don't know, he's got to be in his
late forties, around my age and you just want your
windshield fix. I want my windshield fix. And this guy
got fired and this is all he's done all of

(10:05):
his life. Now, I've tried to go to bat for guys,
but it was it failed. The one guy didn't have
a license, one guy was a criminal. They're trying to
get a job at the post office. To a friend
of ours, like, I don't go into bat for people
like my guy would call me up and be like,
hey man, like I gotta watch my girls. You know
my wife. My wife has work. And I'm like, okay, right,
but I'm the side piece, this side piece, so like

(10:27):
I gotta I gotta take a back seat to everything.
So I'm talking this guy and I'm like, here's this
guy almost fifty. This is all he's done all of
his life. I'm like, do you have any other skills?
Like what fired? What else can you do? Like I'm
not I'm not going to dive in to to too deep,
but how do you get fired from installing windshield? You

(10:47):
know what this is.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
It doesn't win like people need windshield repair.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
He's been there forever. He makes decent money because he's
been there forever. And I think they're going with a
younger crew, Like eventually they're gonna do with you and
I you know they'll get are being here making half
the money we're making. A twenty three year old could
learn what he knows and make half the money. Well, yeah,
he told me he trained the young kid to do
his job and then they bounced them out. So I've

(11:12):
had to do that, man, where I've had to bring
someone in to train with someone knowing that we were
going to fire that other person and you're training a replacement. Yeah,
that's awful. That's awful. So I'm like, man, so like,
do you have any other skills? He's like, no, this
is all I've done all my life. And he's okay
with it. I mean, it's a windshield expert, that's it.
So I mean, hand like, you had no backup plan.

(11:36):
But can't he start like a side business because I'm sure, dude,
like if he comes in under, I don't know what's
the what's the big company. He's a glass and windshield expert.
I don't know what, but there's no safe light safe light? Yeah, yeah,
that might be his next move. Can he like go
and like just undercut safe light by like fifty bucks?
And wouldn't people take you? Yeah, you would think. Listen,

(11:56):
I know the guy who would stand outside the car
washes and say, I'll fix your chip. I don't know,
it was like fifty bucks. I guess that's your next
side hustle. But that's all you've done, man, for all
your life. I mean, I don't even know where you
go from there. Like guys that get bounced at from
the job, they're trying to do something new. Now, eventually
you and I are gonna have to do that, but
not yet. Yeah. I know guys like work the factories
for years and years and years and the same thing.

(12:19):
They age out and they get kind of bounced and
it's like what do you do? Like, yeah, you're like
a boiler operator. Well, unless you get another job being
a boiler operator, where are you gonna go? Yeah, that's
where a lot of military guys I know that too,
if their career military. They got out of the military
and they're like, like, my life was so regimented in
the military, and that's all I know. Yeah, like, this

(12:39):
is all you and I've ever done. I don't know.
This is when it's done. Here, I just hang myself
from a rafter. So yeah, so yeah, it's like the
guy from Shawshank Redemption. We told we don't want to
see real life. Yeah, you and I are going to
drive off a cliff. Well that's all they knew was
radio and then they got fired. In twenty twenty five,
me and you are gonna be sitting in a garage
just talking in the microphones. No one. Right, Oh my god,

(13:00):
we have to do a podcast and hope we make
money doing it. Hey if you want, uh, oh boy,
pick a good one, pick a good one. Hold on,
hold on, right, this is our big end of the
Week prize.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
There's a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
And you know it sucks because we used to give
stuff away around the season, and uh you could give
it to like friends and family, like you put a
pair of tickets to someone stocking, And now it's all
emails and everything else. All right, come on, the anticipation
is killing everybody. It must be really good. If you
have to go away to the bottom of the screen,

(13:38):
come on. All you gotta do is call up this number.
Where's the number?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Hold on, I think this is the email I need.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Okay, the number begins with six O nine. Everybody put
it in your phone. Put down six to nine. No, well, yeah,
you want to call it six zero nine. It's real.
It's a really cool get ready or if you oh
the number, dial it up now? All right, but here's
the okay, Oh no, we're almost there. Uh, let's see

(14:07):
coming up against the heart break here, so we have
to get rolling, all right?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
If you want so close, The problem is there's so
much behind the scenes stuff that I'm dealing with.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
They changed it up. If I turned the MIC's down,
you want to talk off the air, it's.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Not gonna help me find it quicker.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
All right?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
If you want to win a cool prize, dial up
right now? Here are we talking, dude? It's it could
be an overnight stay at Ocean at one hundred bucks
to spend or not. Or it could be okay, the
Whoo Ho Ho Ho show. No, No, it's not that.
It's all it's all about Ocean in Atlantic City. Dial

(14:56):
up right now, six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred and seven six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred seven six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
and seven. I found it, Okay, I found it, found it. God,
I hate old emails. America is coming to Ocean. America,
Sister Golden Hair, great song sig zero nine six seven

(15:17):
seven one hundred name.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Course with no name War?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Did they do War?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
What a song named war?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Did they war?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
God? Y'all? Is that them? I don't think that was America.
You don't know for sure?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
I don't and I don't think that's the name of
the song.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah called War. Six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred and seven six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred and seven. America at Ocean. Dial up right now
six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven if
you want to go see America over at Ocean. We
get back with there's some rockets this reporter sponsored Fine,

(15:57):
Good Morning, Happy Friday, and nights. Why it's Star Joe
and Scottie rock news. Here's some rock news for you.
I know you're excited about this Jojo because you're actually
wearing the tank top. The cure. They say they have
two albums that they're gonna put out two not one,
two and this is coming after a new album they

(16:20):
just put out called Songs of the Last World. I
missed that one. The new music, this is new music.
This is uh three new albums of new music a lot.
They just put out an album in November, and now
we're gonna get two more albums from the Cure. Real
quick name a Cure song? Wait a minute, Oh god,

(16:44):
wait a minute, Wait a minute. What's today? If you
give me what's today? What's today? Today? Is what day? Friday?
What are you Friday? I'm in love Friday? I'm in Love.
That's the one hit I was thinking It's Friday on
that love. SEC four'st Gump. So we're gonna get two

(17:06):
more Cure albums. It's Saturday Love.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
I mean, I mean, I get it.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
There's some catchy songs, but never got me. They never
got the whole Cure. There's a lot of catchy songs.
Another band I never really got. But it's fun because
they just kind of yell a lot. System of a down.
They're playing a stadiums, so they're going back on a tour.
They're only doing three stops on this tour, so there
they're gonna be playing up at Metlake Stadium that's up

(17:36):
in North Jersey with Corn on August twenty seven. They've
now added a second show because tickets are selling so well. Uh.
They've added a second show to their stop at Chicago
Soldier Field with Avenged Sevenfold opening up. I hope they're
playing in January. And they've added a second show at
Toronto's Rogers Stadium with the Death Tones.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
So things are looking up.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
System of a Down group I know one song, it's
at Chop Soup and they had a bunch man when
I first got in the radio. I met them in college.
I worked backstage security at our college arena, uh in Knoxville,
and it was System of a Down who were Nobody's

(18:20):
opening up for Redman Method Man, who were opening up
for Olympiscuits. Okay, pretty hard show man like that. And
I remember these guys. He was just they were just weird.
I just remember them being very weird. I think you
sent me a video System of a Down, but it
wasn't the band. It was something else. Yeah, for some reason,
And and honestly, I like this because it's it's a

(18:41):
goof but they're goofing on themselves, right, and it's it's
an Instagram page that somehow got on my algorithm to
it was it was a bunch of kids with special
needs and they call themselves system of a Down and
the cooking and they just and they go and they
and they. Dude, but they're having a blast. They're having

(19:03):
so much fun. And you watch it and you get
like you smile watching it because you're like, here are
kids who like just could be goofed on right and
get bullying stuff, and they're they're having the best time,
trying the way instruments and everything. Uh, food Fighters, it's
gotta be tough to be Dave grohl Man cheated on

(19:24):
his wife. You know. Now you're the cheated on his wife,
got the girl pregnant. Come on, man, So they've canceled
all their plans for twenty twenty five. Wow, and now
you're stuck at home with the woman that you cheated on.
So he's trying to make it work with his wife.
I heard his wife has filed for divorce though. Yeah, dude,
it can't be good at home. And he has like

(19:45):
three daughters. I think, dude, all the kids hate you
because of like really the death of rock music. Like
food Fighters to me were like one of the latest rocks.
They were like one of the last bands they got
to make it in. You're gonna be in there. If
you're doing the Grammys and you need a rock band,
it's Food Fighters. Everybody knows them. They love and he's
think a guy, he's in great shape. And now you
screwed it all up. And the thing was he was
like always known as like the world's nicest guy. It

(20:07):
looks like Jesus, like the world's nicest guy. And then
so he does the he knocks up the broad. So, dude,
it sucks on all ends because you gotta he's trying
to make it work. So he's at home, dude, he
if he doesn't put a dish in the same the
wife's gonna bring up him cheating and having a kid
with another woman. And who where is this broad? Have
you seen it yet? What she looks like? Your girl

(20:27):
from us? That hot? Really? You always cheat up? Man?
Then and then you and then think about this. Not
only is your wife super pistoy, but then you have
three daughters who are all super business.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Right, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Then you're like, all right, well, maybe I can go
to the side piece and hang out there. She's pissed
at you because you chose the wife over her, and
now you still.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Have to have contact with her because you're having a
kid with her.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah, this is your stepsister, dude.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
This is all I mean.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
And now it's Christmas. Where are you for? Now? You
got two Christmases you have to have. He's gonna have
Christmas at a red roof in and then the other
girl's house. He's in an apartment. He's going to be
traveling around quite a bit. So yeah, food fighters, it
looks like have called everything off for the year of
twenty with the other guys. They didn't get late, they
didn't ruin it, and now they're all like, we didn't
bang her. There you go, so mony show. Well, that's

(21:17):
Point seven is XL, South Jersey's rock station. Hey, big
shout out to a m I imaging in Summer's point
was there yesterday? I had to do some stuff there
with my mom and she had to get a like
a biopsy done. And my mom has a tendency, even

(21:41):
in her dementia state, to tell everyone that I'm on
the radio. I thought you wore your ZXL T shirt there. No.
I do everything everything possible not to bring up that
I'm on the radio ever to anyone.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
I don't like talking about it.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
I'm a little embarrassed by it because at this point
in my life I should be farther along in some
type of career. Yeah, you should be managing a wahwah
something something like that or manager. So my mom brings
it up all the time. So she's going and the
women are being so kind to her. And so then

(22:16):
then the women all you know, a bunch of them
came out. They're like, oh my god, we we we
listen to you all the time. So big shout out
to the to the girls at Ami in Summer's point,
do you have us on in that machine that clicks
and goes around your head, because usually they can give
you a headphones you can I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
My mom didn't have that done.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
But I'm doing the show and you hear the click
in it sounds like this construction going on over my head.
They couldn't have been nicer to my mom dealing with
what my mom's going through and everything like that. They couldn't.
They couldn't have been nicer. But I'll tell you where
it gets awkward. So it's I'm the one taking my
mom to disappointment. Now, now you don't have to deal

(22:53):
with this yet, and I don't know if you're ever
going to deal with this Jojo, No, I'm just gonna
let my mom die. So it's this. So my mom
has dementia. But now this issue is with a thing
called a breast right, So she's had breast cancer in
the past. She's a history of breast cancer, so they
thought maybe there was something.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
They got to check it out. That's why they do
a biopsy.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
So I know, I'm forty four years old, but I
still don't want to have to talk about my mom's
breast or see my mom's breast. It's an awkward thing, sure,
And so the nurse comes in. She's very very sweet,
very nice, and she's telling me all these things about
my mom's breast. It could be bleeding because the procedure

(23:37):
she had. Here's where she has to put the ice packs,
everything like that. And all I'm thinking of is I
don't want to be here right now because you're talking
about your mother's breast. Do you think you could handle that? No?
I wouldn't want to. Now there is a side joke
because growing up, my buddy his mom had an amazing rack.
And to this day, I still talk like, hey, how's

(23:58):
your parents do? It's like, ah, you know they're doing
Actually his dad was in a Hospital's like, how's your
mom's rack? You know? But that wasn't joking. This is
like a real medical thing, you'd thing. And the woman's like,
so if you need to change out the bandage, I
go me, you got to change the change out the bandage? Yeah, Now,
my mom didn't have any daughters. Now my wife would
be happy to help out, but she's working. She has

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a job.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
So I'm like, I'm not gonna. I don't I'm not what.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I don't want to. That's a woman's part. I don't
want to. He Yeah, she's describing to me the different
ways that it's gonna heal and if it hurts her,
and the way she's gotta lay and bras and.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Stuff, and I'm just looking.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
I almost did the move like a little kid where
I put the that my hands over my ears and
just started going no, no, no, no, no no no no,
don't hear a thing. This is what And then and
then dude, I don't. This is where I think you
would not be able to handle. She's like, I'm gonna
bring your mom into this recovery room. Are you okay

(25:00):
seeing her breast? Dude, dude, I know I would do it,
but you can't because you're here your son. I'm like,
I'm like, okay, but but I have to put the
little kid hat down and become a big boy and
become an adult and be like okay, Like okay, now
I'll ask you, are they built for speed or comfort? Well?

(25:20):
She one's gone, yeah, because she had breast cancer in
the nineties. One's completely gone, So she's only she's running
with one tire, right, right, So yeah, you have to
take and again, it's your mom, So there's nothing sexual there.
It's just it's a breast and that thing fed you
man for for months and maybe a year or maybe
five years. I love my mom the death not a looker, no, no, no,

(25:43):
great old. She's been an older woman life. She is
a beautiful older one. She's a she's a wonderful picture
of me and her. She's a wonderful woman. Yeah, but
she has looked old since I was a little kid. Yeah. Right,
she's one of those women who just like one of
those Italian women who just like she got old in
her thirties and she just always looked old. So no,

(26:05):
I never looked at my mom. Now I had buddies
who had moms the rot. Yeah, my mom was never
the hot mom. Man. I made a mistake of going
to Aunt Rose's house. And I love my Aunt Rose,
but I made a mistake of just showing up, like
without calling. And so here's she is. I get there.
Now she's in a T shirt that comes down to
her knees. I think she got it at Foreman Mills.
Oh it's one of those like like a T shirt nightgowns.

(26:26):
But yeah, that's exactly what it is. Yeah. So she's
out doing laundry in the back, right, I remember it
was like a spring day, beautiful old. Is this nineteen
fifty seven. She's doing laundry in the back. It's the
same one, dude. She has like that that tree that
she hangs her clothesline. Yeah, the clothesline. Yeah. And I
remember she had this T shirt on and she had
no brawl on it. And listen, and those things are

(26:48):
down to her knees. It's like my dad said, every
Italian broad man, this is this. This is what happens.
They get older, they get big. They're they're real bottom heavy,
and like she has these massive, massive breasts and I'm like, no,
brawl in the T shirt. It's like, bro, it's like
they're almost in the pockets of her pants. I'm like,
my goodness, you're looking at it. He's eyeing it up.

(27:09):
Look at that. What could that possibly look like? Like
I want to throw water on her. I gotta say it.
Like my mom kept with the dementia, she kept forgetting
while she was getting biopsy. Yeah, and she would keep
asking me and I I, dude, I'm so uncomfortable. I
don't even say breast door. I go, you're just getting
something biopsid on your chest? Right, Yeah, you got bad shoulder.

(27:30):
I don't want to like And I know it's immature
and I know it's stupid, but it's still like a
dude in your mom, Like you got to hire a
professional man to come and take care all day. It's
suck you walking in on your mom naked. No, No,
I think I did. I do remember as a kid,
so my mom So, like I said, my mom was

(27:50):
old forever, like she got she became sixty at thirty,
and so she when I was growing up, she was
going through menopause, right, she'd be hot all the time,
so she would she would vacuum and clean the house
in her underwear, right, like, what are you doing? And
it's still my mom? Like yeah, and it was just weird,
Like I had my friends come over and I'd be like,

(28:11):
what are you doing? Like kids, just and it wasn't
like she like I said, she wasn't the hot mom.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
I love her to dad. She's the best woman in
the world.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
But yeah, that's a tough like. I hope there's never
a time where I'm in a doctor's office with my
kid and they're like, well, this is gonna you're gonna
wrap your dad's penis. I'm like that exactly. Find me
somebody else now, see I as a kid, I bet
it would be funny if I saw my dad's balls right, like,
and the doctor's like, hey, this is where this is
where we're gonna buy off. See the balls. Look, we

(28:40):
we get baged Man one knock out some deadlines. Well
Auto point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL show
my kid had his first encounter with a crazy person.
Uh okay, now I'm gonna go back to our I
hope it's your wife, our flight. He's always a part

(29:00):
of that one because because dude, I remember growing.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Up man, my mom she would lose it.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
She would absolutely person she would go into a crazy mode.
Now she was going through metopause and stuff like that,
and we were crazy kids. But I would watch my
mother lose her mind. And as the parent of the
other kid, you don't want to make eye contact with
that crazy, insane adult. Oh, dude, as soon as that like,
because it happened to all our parents. I don't know
if it was something in the water, but when one

(29:27):
of my friend's parents started flipping out, dude, I just
sneak out. Just get out of that situation quick. I
would just I wouldn't protect my friend then. Anyway, Dude,
I remember my friend closed fist got punched by his dad. Yeah,
my buddy had a gun. It was a car smashed
over his head. It was for good reason. The dad

(29:47):
had a gun in the garage and the kid touched
the gun. Right, So I'm not saying that that that
should have been the punishment, but the kid should have
been touching the gun. Dad comes out finds out he
touched the gun. Fist to the face. Dude, I couldn't
get home fast enough. So we're on an airplane on
Spirit Airlines and this is flying out.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
So there's a crazy person there.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Oh sure, sure, yeah, but the whole thing's stunk like whatever.
But so we're we haven't even taken off yet. Now
we're in Philly. We're flying out of Philly, which is
a mistake number one. You know, give me the people
in Atlantic City. I'd rather have that clientele going to
Flooria than Philly. But now people goof on Atlantic City.
It's super easy. It's like two bucks to park one gate. Dude,
I've gone that. I've I live close to the airport,

(30:30):
I've gotten there like ten minutes for my flight's gonna
get out, and just like walk like walked right in.
Yeah they didn't check you. I just walked right on
the runway and just got it on the plane. So
we're sitting there and we get ready to take off. Now,
three rows back in the plane, I hear this guy,
and this guy's making this huge deal about I guess
he had a bag that wouldn't fit underneath the seat

(30:52):
and they make you put it in the overhead. I
know exactly what this guy is gonna do he's the
bottom of the barrel. He's the scum of the earth.
Now what he's doing, he's bitch a good plane and
that I'm not even gonna do the accent. But anyway,
he's talking about his bag, about he can't have his
bag on his lap because it's too big. So the
guy took it from him and smashed it in the
overhead compartment. Now the guy's yelling, there's already anxiety on

(31:16):
a plane. I don't want to be there.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
You're stuck in a two, You're stuck in a metal
tube with these people.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
And you sure so. Like in my mind, all I'm
thinking this is gonna be one of those incidents is
where we're in the air and someone's gonna have to
restrain this guy. There's gonna be this is what I'm thinking.
Before I take off, they're gonna talk taping to his
seat right, Like, yeah, I hope they have some type
of restraint in case something goes down. We gotta put
him in a seat belt, Like what are we gonna
do with this guy? In my mind, that's what's happening.
And I'm looking at my kid now my kid is

(31:40):
looking back because he's like I don't know. I feel
that I try and protect him from the madness in
the world. But now it's first hand, three three rows back.
Now he's like staring at the guy. I'm like, bro,
just turn around, don't even pay attention to it. Now
the guy's getting loud. My laptop is gonna be smashed.
I saw him smash it in there. Someone's got to
buy me a new laptop. I know what cruss. I'm like,

(32:00):
this guy is clearly just trying to get Spirit Airlines
to pay for a new laptop, which is probably already
smashed before they put it in the overhead compact in there. Exactly,
this guy is just making so they go over. Now
two women come. Now they're not even part of the crew.
They come onto the airplane like this is it. They're
gonna remove this guy. Yeah, and then this could actually
cancel your flight. Exactly, all of this could be bad.

(32:23):
And they talk to him, and I guess the whoever
the woman was with him said, listen, we'll keep him
entertained during the flight, and uh, you know, we'll keep
him quiet. I'm like, what are you gonna give him
a coloring book? Like these women know him. No, they
were just part of the I think they were the
fluffers before they got the police to escort them off.

(32:43):
There the the pros they bring in from spirit. You know,
they're gonna calm this guy, just give him, Yes, we
give him a shot, get him off the plane. But
I'm looking at my kids and he's staring at this
guy because he's never heard, like, I don't know the
madness of somebody. This is an adult, like just yelling
at the back of some reason. Planes do that to people.
Remember a couple of months ago, there was the lizard woman.

(33:04):
It was the hot broad and she kept saying that
the guy next door was a lizard person. And I
don't I believe her. This guy clearly was a lizard.
So like people just do and I mean you can
just go to YouTube, put in YouTube crazy plane stories.
People are always freaking out on planes, man, And that's
where that's where I swear this is gonna head it.
And luckily whoever he was with said, uh, yeah, I

(33:26):
would be quiet, or they're gonna escort us off this
plane and we're screwed. And he did. Man. But the
second we land, I know that laptop's broken. I'm like,
oh Jesus, I'm all the way back back. No, you
never forget about the whole flight. He can't wait to
go to his laptop. I mean, like someone just take
his laptop out and show him that it's not broken. Please.
I hate to say it, but we should be able
to like shoot him in the neck with one of

(33:46):
those needles like you do an animal, like a dart. Yes, yeah,
like old school. Where will Ferrell get shot in the
neck with her dart? Yes? Someone take this guy out, man. Yeah,
you could not pay me enough to be a flight
attendant at all. Man see every day? My god, Yeah,
it's got it. I mean it's just your babysitter, your

(34:08):
babysitter for toddlers. Give him a drink. I'll buy him
a drink. Give this guy something. Give this guy all
the drinks. Look we get back. Knock out some trash.
Oh love trash, anything thirty on anything, racket rock or

(34:34):
roughing love trash. There's some trash for you. Joey Lawrence, whoa,
he was a kid from Blossom. He was on Give
Me a Break and now he has a podcast with
him and his brothers. His wife, she filed for divorce
after he got caught cheating well, after a couple of months,

(34:56):
it looks like they've reconciled and she's dismissed the filing
for divorce. Yet, you know what, it'll never be the
same though, Joey, you're gonna live under that shadow. News
with Dave Grohl. Dave Grohl had to cancel all the
Foo Fighter's plans for twenty twenty five because he's dealing
with knocking up abroad outside of his marriage.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Same thing for Joey Lawrence.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Dude, every time he spills some coffee on the counter, right,
she's just gonna be like, you cheated on me. Yep,
He's like, what what you know? All this sudden need
leaves some toothpaste in the sink.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
You cheated on.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Getting out of that house. It will never be the same.
Congrats the Bella Hadid she is part of She's one
of the Hadid's sisters. They're supermodels. She decided that she
is now going to get in the horses, so she
guiding them Rookie of the Year at the Horse Championship.

(35:49):
Oh where she rides around a stable thing, goes around.
Think so, yeah, maybe like a rodeo. I hope she's
I hope she's doing that eight second thing. A girl
would do that. That was her big thing. She would
ride that horse around the liner line, jump over the
little thing.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
And yeah, I was like the poorest.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Kid in my high school. But like the rich kids, dude,
all the girls had horses and like they would have
to go to the stables after school.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Like what what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Like I still want to go to Little League. Let's
see here. Oh, it's a shame. The Golden Bachelor. That
was the old guy who they did The Bachelor, but
it was for old people. He has cancer, but he said,
even with his cancer, he's still looking for love. You
knew it was gonna happen. He's old. If it wasn't cancer,
it was seventy something else, liver disease. He's gonna have
something three years old. He's breaking down. Jerry Turner is

(36:37):
his name. Call that show You Don't have Long if
you're a fan of vander Pump Rules, the reality show.
One of the kids on there, James Kennedy, he's not
Iddy's grown man. He was arrested for a domestic violence
charge over the weekend. So hey, buddy, what are you doing?
Come on, man, get your life again. Laura preppon. She
was the redheaded girl from that seventy show. She just

(37:00):
got divorced from her husband. Ben Foster is one of
these actors where is the name? You probably don't know,
but if I showed you a picture, you're.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Like that, I've seen that guy and everything.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah. So she said he has a drinking problem and
that's why their marriage did not work. Well what she
what is it? Do you have a drinker problem because
you're with a woman, she's the problem. Yeah, you're the problem. Well,
she doesn't have a great track record because her ex
boyfriend was the guy Danny Masterson from that seventy show
who's in jail for like one hundred years now for

(37:30):
sexually assaulting woman. Oh wow. Yeah, so she said she
doesn't pick the best guys in the world. Ellen Degenerous,
remember she made the move to England. She was like,
I'm out of here and she moved to England. Her
house keeps flooding, so even England doesn't it. Yes, yeah,
England does not want Ellen Degenerous and Portia d ROSSI.
We'll wrap it up with this, Actually no not, we

(37:52):
won't wrap it up with yet. Selena Gomez, she was congratulated.
She got engaged to some it's a pop singer Benny Blanco.
I don't know who that is. She got engaged and
her two weird uncles congratulated her. Who are those two
weird uncles? Jojo ooh, I don't know. I'm trying to
think of famous uncle's uncle Jesse. No, okay, it is

(38:15):
Steve Martin and Martin Short.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
They star on that show The Only Murders in the
Building or something like that, are they They're not really
her uncles, no, but they started that show with her
for the last couple of years, and so they said
that they're the two weird uncles. So they took to
Twitter to congratulate her. And we'll wrap it up with
this Brianna Chicken Fry. Now, if you follow Barstool Sports

(38:40):
and you're a fan of Zach Bryan, she was his girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
So they broke up. She kind of threw him.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Under the bus and said he was an awful person
and she was in an abusive relationship. Well, now she
also had a podcast with her best friend, and now
she's talking about how her best friend doesn't want to
talk to her anymore either. So maybe Brianna chicken Fries
the problem, right right? You know a girl, she'll have
you killed too, you know. So. So Brianna opened up

(39:09):
about her split with Grace O'Malley, who she did the
podcast with, and it just seems like, I don't know,
So your boyfriend leaves you, and now your best friend
leaves you know you're the problem. Maybe you might be
the problem. And you had your mom killed? Did she
have her mom killed? Isn't that the one I'm thinking of?
The other one? Who are you thinking of? A woman

(39:31):
had the munch and symdrome or whatever? Who's that rome
munch housing by rock? Yeah? That girl, I got a
mixed up. She didn't have her mom killed. Brianna chicken Fry,
as far as I know, never had her mother killed.
She was with the country singer and he had paid
her to be quiet. He wanted to wanted to give
her twelve million bucks. She's got to look back on
that now and said, yeah, I should have taken that
twelve million of money and just be quiet, live your life.

(39:54):
There you go, some trash for it. Hey, good morning
the XL. Hey. Hey, yeah you did, but you won. Buddy.
What's your name? Hello? Hey you there? Hello? Hello, yeah there, Okay,
do you know what? Do you know what you won?
I just called. You were talking about Ocean Casino. That's

(40:17):
all I heard, and I thought, it's tickets to go
see America at Ocean. I'm in, he's in. He's good.
I'm glad you accepted. Uh, tickets to go see America.
Big fan, big fan, first time, longtime America at Ocean.
All right, you're going to see that show?

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Awesome?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
All right?

Speaker 2 (40:36):
What's your name? I do from here? We'll help you
a little just.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Let's talk a little bit. We have about we have
about four minutes we have to eat up here. All right,
let's talk a little bit just and we'll tell you
what to do. I'll navigate you through these waters. Now,
what do you do? I'm a union car what's your name?
The job? Mike Maright, Mike the union carpenter. All right,
nice to meet.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
You, Mike, you too, man.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
All right, Mike, you are going to see America over
at Ocean. What are we carpeting today? Today? I'm actually
working at my old high school. We're doing a big
addition over there. That's pretty cool. It's kind of cool.
Go back to the bathroom where you wrote graffiti on
the stall. That's kind of cool. It was weird, dude,
I had to go. I had a parent teacher conference

(41:19):
at a middle school not that long ago, and it
was weird. It wasn't for my kid. And I went
to the bathroom to take a leak, and I forgot.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
How small the journals are.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, shrek, Yeah, everything is tiny. Now
can we say what high school you're working at? Yeah
at Ahti over Landing. Oh uh okay, Lanta County Institute
of Technology, Yeah, Crossroads. Yeah, man, Yeah, there's a good
chance that my kid's gonna go there. That's a great school.

(41:50):
I loved it. Well, see all right, gives the d
gave the thumbs up.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
All right, maybe that's it.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Maybe that's the make or break any of the old teachers,
but that the old teacher still worked there. Yeah. I
actually ran into my principal one of the first days. Yeah.
You look at him and like, yo, what up, bitch?
I make more money than you. You said I was
going to be a loser. Oh yeah, I remember we
had it was a teacher of mine who was my

(42:16):
homeroom teacher, and he was our teacher teacher and then
he was also our track coach. And I remember I
had this really cush gig working for a radio station
in Philadelphia, and I just got fired, like that day.
I gotten fired that afternoon, and I call up my
best friend and I go, I got fired, and he goes,
all right, let's get drunk. And we were at a
bar drinking, and you know, it's like heading heights or something,

(42:42):
and who shows up my high school teacher, right, my
old track coach. No, no, he just was there picking
up food for his family. And so me and my
buddy were like, we're like, you gotta do shots. He's like, yop.
He turned out to be a loser, just like I said.
Everything you said about me keep true.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
I'm a loser.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
All right. Look, Mike the carpenter, you stay on hold.
We're gonna get all you're in far right, all right,
we get back, man, I will not out some headline
XL boy shots right here. We're not point seven is
the XL. We are South Jersey's rock and roll radio station.
He has officially left the building. Done. Yeah, good for you, man.

(43:26):
Good you know what, No no more anxiety when you
go to bed? Did you do it? That? It all?
It almost made my wife cry last night. But I
get a call from my oldest daughter. She's got a
little guy who's three, and so we did. And my
my little guy is of the age where he uh,
he kind of knows. And I'll be very I'll tiptoe

(43:48):
around this because I know there's probably parents with kids listening.
You know, the thing that moves around during Christmas and
every every night, you got to move it around. It
was it wasn't an a mother and a daughter came
out with the sign and billionaires Jesus Christ, they're everywhere.
So my little guy is old enough now that he
doesn't he doesn't believe in that anymore. So we did

(44:12):
a whole thing where like we wrote a letter to
my oldest daughter's little guy saying that now he'll be
the elf that watches over his house. Same name, to
keep the name name Spikes. Spikes. Now Spikes was the
only one left a couple of years ago on the shelf.
And Spikes is a little darker than the other elves

(44:34):
on the shelves. He looks like he's from the Caribbean.
He's all ten, uh, it's he just he's constantly playing
reggae music and so so we write this whole letter
and we tell our little guy and he gets all excited,
like my my daughter, my oldest daughter's a little guy,
and he gets so excited. It's my My daughter calls
me up yesterday she moved out and she's got her

(44:57):
own place, and she's like, hey, can you you can
you can you bring I'm in your driveway? Can you
bring the elf out of the car? Yeah? So, uh,
magic's gone at this point. Yes, yeah. Now he's like
a bag of weed. So I threw him in an
acme shopping bag. Said he deserves better than that. Wrap
him up because you don't want the little guy to

(45:18):
see it. No, you can't touch the magic goes the way.
You gotta do this big seance. So yesterday, at about
five thirty five pm, the elf has officially left my
house and moved on to another house. Wow, And uh,
I told my wife when she got home from work.
And I'm not kidding. My wife almost cried. Yeah, well

(45:40):
it's a big thing. Man. It's ah. You know, your
your kids growing up, that's that magic. It's gone. It
means they're they're becoming an adult, officially elfless at my house.
So my house is man kind of sad. No dog,
no elf. Right, it's gonna be two nester soon. My

(46:01):
wife she gets upset about that. When I say things
like that to her, I think she doesn't like me.
What it's got to be a buffer, like when I
have to have a third friend come out for the mid night. Yeah,
because she's like, I don't want to be an empty nester. Well,
you got such a crazy household. I think she likes
that part of it. Listen, I'm a little jealous. You got, like, what,
nine kids. I'm like, dude, they're everywhere. Yeah, I don't know.

(46:22):
They just come out of the woodwork.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah, but it's a lot of fun. And when you
have that commotion and it goes away, you're like, oh,
now it's just me and him. It's just nice and calm.
Of course, See I like the calm. Yeah. I like
to sit in my house and hear no noise. You
gotta worry about anything anymore when I have to worry
about moving that else. Yeah, that elf is officially gone now,
even the night of the big day. I mean, I
guess there's a little like I mean, I'm still tiptoe

(46:44):
and I'm still gathering things and bundles and everything else
at tiptoe and so the kids don't wake up. So
I still have that anxiety.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, I mean you're yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Still got a guy who's what seventy seven? Man? I
got some time, So you got some You still got
some time with everybody. Just stop with the nonsense.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah, so you know now, and I know once again
now you know.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Like I said, my oldest has a little guy who's three,
are going to be four in January, and look.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
We can we can experience it through him.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Even my kid brought up the other day. He's like, well,
isn't it in a like don't I see him in
the They come in a box right, I'm like, ah,
did they passed the mashed potatoes? Son?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Just to ignore it?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Well, I noticed this too. Like every Christmas movie from
back in the day, yep, starts off with uh yeah,
it's it's really it's all made up. Like they start
off with the line. In the middle of the movie.
I'm like, it gets to it be a point where
the kids start to realize yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah, and that's what happens. Then it should happen.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Look, you shouldn't be going into twelve thirteen, fourteen fifteen. Yeah,
and still believing. Even I believe. I like to think
when I go to sleep, I wake up and there
it is, man, big guy was running through the house.
The cookies are all gone, but I forgot. I don't know.
I eat the cookies and drank the milk. Yeah. Well,
I mean it even got to the point, man, where
I was like, I stopped leaving out cookies and I
would leave out like beer. Yeah. Yeah, my dad, my

(47:59):
dad's it's like we're doing milk and cookies. My dad
was an awful dad, but he said Santa doesn't want cookies.
He wants an Italian HOGI with sweet peppers. Like all right. Yeah,
it got to the point man, where like we have
such a big Christmas Eve party that like everyone's hung
over the next morning, Like Santa never would have got
through all this, Right, what're you gonna step on your buddy? Ye?

(48:20):
My brother in law he's passed out in front of
the tree, and it's like, Jesus Christ, what happened here?
I remember like one Christmas Eve, it's like five thirty
in the morning and we haven't gone to bed yet.
I'm like, so we would assault Sam.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
He's not gonna come up. We're still up. Yeah, we
get back, man, we'll knock out.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
You think you have a bad you think you got
in bed.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I don't think we have a bad job.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Interviews are tough and so it's it's always different. But
now one job interview were throws his interview ease this question.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
He makes them recite the alphabet.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Front words or back where it's like you're drunk uh front.
He actually makes them write it out on a piece
of paper. I'm like, God, can kids not do that
that are interviewing for a job. I know, dude, we've
done stories where kids are taking their parents the job interview,
so maybe not. Wow. So song it's real easy. So

(49:31):
I don't think I can say the alphabet without singing
the song. I have a friend who may have gotten
arrested once for doing something dumb where you get taken
out of a car and you have to say that
you have to you have to do some tests. In
that test, they ask you to do the alphabet.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
But here's the kicker. They tell you you can't sing it.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
It's this person in this room. No, okay, so but
you can't sing it. Try doing the alphabet without singing
the song. Yeah, I'm in my mind, I'm singing it. Finally,
it's really hard to do. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
In Albuquerque, Curtis Van had clear uh had a clear
bug up. He had to bug up his butt about
wanting to get arrested. Van has a long and rich
history with local law enforcement, having been convicted previously of
stealing a U haul, stealing thousands of dollarsmen target store,
and even starting a fight while in custody at a
police station. Now he's facing charges related to a rock

(50:29):
throwing incident. According to reports, Van was throwing rocks in
the direction of a female police officer. You know you're
going to get arrested, So this guy just has an
addiction with being arrested. When asked if he needed help
with something and if he wanted to get arrested, he
continued throwing rocks the officer. Then he asked the officer
if it was good enough to get arrested. That officer

(50:50):
was at a location on another call, and it turns
out the other call was made by Van just to
get the attention of the other officer he wanted to
go in. Yeah, it sounds like this guy just like
The officer then asked Van why you wanted to go
to jail. He said, I just do. After being cuffed,
Van asked the officer to double cuff him.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Sounds like this guy's got some issues.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
In Illinois, a grandmother's Sleep Number is dead for two
days and eighty year old Rosalind Walker found herself pinned
between her Sleep Number bed and the wall. Reportedly in
early March of last year, the bed lowered itself without
reason and trapped the woman. A couple of days later,
emergency responders found her and took it over. A local hospital,

(51:32):
put her in a rehab center, brought her home in
the hospice care, and she passed away earlier in the
next month. Now, Walker's daughter is suing Sleep Number and
its manufacturer for her mother's pain suffering and medical expenses.
Is that the bed that goes.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Up and down?

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Yeah? But how are you sleep and standing against the wall?
How do you get crushed? Because I forget what they
call him? The beds that come out of the wall. Yeah,
they fold like, yeah, there's a name like that. Yes,
where the headrest goes up and down and you can
do it on one side. You're you know, you're parting.
It could be on the other side. You could be
at a nine, she could be at an eleven. It
was had like infomercial when you like when we were kids.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Which I don't.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
I still can't understand how the mattress folds like that, right, Yeah,
but it's two mattresses and then the hydraulics push it
up and now, but to be crushed inside of it
only goes he goes up unless you're on the other side.
Must it must have like flipped like the foot part
of it flipped her backwards, unless you have a child
that wants to kill you and they stick your head

(52:30):
in it and then they set it down on your
head and smash you, smash you at the pillow. Yeah,
that's a weird one. Well she's dead and now her
daughter's suing. Sleep Number uh said good luck on that.
I think sleep number has a case. They're like, I
think you misused this bed. All does is go up
and down. I mean it doesn't go all the way
against the wall. Yeah, she wasn't sleeping under the bed

(52:51):
unless she fl maybe fell off the bed and then
rolled in the back between the wall. Maybe she had
the wall to bed up like up against the wall
and should be her lawyers. We should be trying this
casey awful. Yeah, I don't know, man, it's some little
vision and somebody had to push the button to smash her. Yeah,
and continue at one point, they killed this woman, your honor.

(53:11):
At one point, don't you stop hitting the button. Somebody
killed her. There you go. Those people, they have a
bad You not so much. That's football season and Uber
Eats has dropping one hunch point sevens the XLS Outh
Jersey's rock stations the XL Show. If my kid got
called down to the principal's office, I was going to
back them up on this one. Oh boy. So we

(53:32):
had a school project. Man, it was uh they're learning
about the olden days where you, yeah, there was no
real cash. You were trading like a goat for like
I don't know, something else system, yeah, barter system. So
somehow my wife comes up with these little stress balls
made out of balloons. So that was his thing. He
was going to barter with, which, by the way, was
a huge hit. All the kids loved it. All the
stress balloons. Yeah you uh, you filled up with like, uh,

(53:54):
I don't know, rice or sand or something. Those old
things you squeeze when you got stressed. They're little balloons. Yeah.
The house came up with this. I don't know, but
it was slam dunk. I can't tell you exactly why,
because she does sales, she writes, she does medical you know,
the pharmaceutical sales. That is one of the things that
companies will throw their logo on sure and give to

(54:16):
like doctor's offices to give out. Yeah, and they work.
You just keep squeezing them like you're trying to break
the thing. Yeah. She came out with the stress ball idea,
and he had to put a sign together. And I said,
the perfect sign for that is come try and squeeze
my ball.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Squeeze my ball, right.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
I was like, I said, you gotta do the squeeze
my ball things. It would be funny. No, it's not
in good taste. I was like, well, listen, probably I
mean sixth grade, I mean the sixth grader would laugh
at it, but the teacher will probably would have an
issue with it. I said, well, why don't you Maybe
the teacher would enjoy it, maybe she'd think it was funny.
Why don't you shoot out a little text mess and
say listen. Can his sign say come squeeze my balls.

(54:51):
She didn't do it. She didn't go through what the sign.
But I said, if he was to do that and
he got in trouble, that's something I would go to
the principal's office and say, listen, I would not having
any more fun anymore. Trump just got elected. I thought,
we're back to having fun again. Schools are not fun anymore.
Schools are are zero fun. Dude.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
What we got away with at school is insane.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
My god, murder bro. I told you, man, you brought
up balls in high school. In our cafeteria, we'd whip
out our balls out of our zipper, right and then
we would call over a girl and say, do you
want to see our brain? And then push ourselves out
from the table and there would just be our coin purse.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Out of our pants.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
They didn't report it. You know, that would laugh and
run away, and that dude, I'd be in jail if
that happened.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Well, I told him too, I said, listen, and he
knows the joke. And you know he's laughing. The seven
year old's laughing, everybody's laying. My wife's laughing a little bit.
But I know you can't do and I said, listen,
I know it's going to be said, and it should
be said buddies and say, hey, you want to squeeze
my balls. You can say that to your guy friends
and they all got a kick out of it. He did.
But don't don't do it to any females in the

(56:03):
class because that's where you can't get in trouble. You
want to squeeze my balls, that's a yeah, that's a
big deal with the girls. My wife got my little
guy a Christmas decoration for the Christmas tree and it's
a Peanuts shell with D E E z on it. Yeah,
you know what that says, these nuts, these nuts. I

(56:23):
got a T shirt. Man, I'm like, okay, so that's
where that's where we'rely. But I said, if he went
with come squeeze my balls, which was a big hit, yeah,
I would have went to bath for you, bro. That's it.
That's it. That's a yeah. Might be a little young
for that one. Don't say to the girls. Maybe that's chool.
Guy's got a big kick out of it. Uh, everybody,

(56:44):
thank you for your calls this week. They're always welcome
on the show. A part of it show us up
to your house in the back of a copy. Bil Right,
that's the thing I was like, and now I think
about it, I was like, Okay, you know, I think
it's funny. You know, the balls is being thrown around
in my house all that there. One thing's study. I mean,
like when they did that, I think it was Hatfield.
It was Oscar Meyer. One of the companies did these

(57:05):
nuts stuff, right, and it was the guy from the
office that was doing the commercial, Joe. Somebody had to
pitch that, and that's a ballsy pitch these nuts. Yeah,
there'll be like, hey, guys, we can make these nuts
cocktail packages and call them these nuts. Come on, let's
get back to that. Man. That some fun. Yeah. Uh,
stay right there, let's goick go off that rock flock
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She was a guy, Yeah, warming up chick, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Like, I'm a down Yeah, we're rocking.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Hey, thank you.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
You s got to the best. How you doing? Yeah?
Keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great. Good morning
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