THURSDAY 1-09-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up goes like now wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management.
One show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Is an it.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hey Helmie, what's happening? Man? Good morning? It's cold. It
is cold, man, it's awfully cold. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I feel bad for the guy pumps gas man. I
saw him out this morning smoking a cigarette. I'm like, Man,
it's chilly out here, isn't it. Yeah, I feel bad
for smokers. Yeah, because you gotta go out there. You
gotta get through all this. Not only you are inhaling smoke,
but it's like cold air into your lungs and everything else.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Mountain my driveway, trying to sweep salt away because it
keeps getting tracked in my kitchen, and I mean flip
flops and shorts and a T shirt. Well, that's your problem.
You need to dress warm. The problem is I you know,
that's what I wear inside the house. Am I supposed
to get all bundled up to go sweep some salt? Yes,
it's exactly. I got. Oh, I got a whole snowsuit.

(01:36):
That's the problem. It's too much, man, It's too the
putting it on and then the jackets and the gloves.
It's it's too much. I can't really just be cold, like.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I wanted cold weather. I wanted snow, so we got
the perfect amount of snow. Not too bad.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's you know, it was easy to shove. It was fine.
But like the cold is now, it's it's it's like
twenty twenty five degrees. It's not even like you can't
even go outside, like I can't even do things in
my garage or my shed, like just with a coat
on and then a pair of pants. It's like it's
cold man, It's like you don't want to be outside.
I don't mind if it's just cold, but when it's windy, yeah,
it's brutal. Like I got out of here. In beautiful

(02:08):
downtown West Atlantic City, we always have a nice breeze
that comes off Paradise Lakes, and uh, it's like it's
like wicked. And so you get out of your car, man,
and it just hits you. And now once again I'm
in shorts. So you know, my fault. But yeah, I
ran to our front door here at the building. Yeah,
Like what are these homeless people doing? Like, what are

(02:29):
you doing out there? That's the thing I thought about
when I saw it was windy when I pulled into
the parking lot. I parked into the parking spot, and
my first thought was, Man, it must suck to be homeless.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, like you gotta find you know, you gotta find shit.
I know some are stubborn they don't want to go
to the shelters, but I mean I assume at this point.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yes, so bad.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, this is you die weather, right, Yeah, like an
ice cube.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
But yeah, yeah, like the guy from Scrooged.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
That's right, just like the guy screwed. Remember you went
down to the sewer, that's yeah, he froze. Yeah yeah,
just frozen air with your hand out. Yeah, everybody. Uh,
it's nice a warming here though. I think we're a
comfortable I feel about a band for two, like guys
at work outside all day in this man. I mean,
I know you guys are probably getting ready for work
and I don't rub it in, but it's a comfortable
seventy six degrees inside here. I got a nice light

(03:14):
sweater on and a pair of jeans, sothing, pty.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Good.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's gotta be tough to get stuff done, especially if
you're digging like like the grounds frozen frozen. Yeah yeah,
you gotta. Yeah, your hands hurt, your fingers hurt. Yeah,
this might be a day where you just kind of
sweep up the shop. Yeah, how about that.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Everybody you construction out there, like you union guys and stuff,
just call your guy like, hey, man, I'm just not
feeling it today. It's I guess if you're on a timeline,
you're building houses, and you know you gotta get it done.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, man, it's crazy. That's why we didn't do it.
You know, That's why we do this.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
That's why I have a lot of respect for those guys. Yeah,
sure do.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, you girls out there, Uh Thursday, everybody, we're to
job dive into that. We're gonna find that ZXL workforce
employee the day and for that you could win the
ultimate Jimmy Hendrick's.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Tribute coming to Ocean. We'll hook yet with that coming
up just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station and
the ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Good Morning, everybody doing live. I can go all rite
it and we'll do it live and things sucks. I'm
scotting inod morning. Here some news for us and those
fires in California not looking good now. Gavin Newsom is
firing back President elect Donald Trump for comments he made

(04:27):
yesterday about the response that the deadly wildfire is currently
devastating southern California. Trump spoke with reporters and said, it's
very sad because I've been trying to get Gavin Newsom
to allow water to come. You've had tremendous water up there,
meaning North California. They send it out from the Pacific,
or they just send it out to the Pacific instead
of tunneling it down to southern California, because they're trying

(04:51):
to protect a little fish called a smelt. Yeah, he's
not just saying it. It was on Rogan like he had
been documented months ago. He said this. Oh, oh, the
Trump's saying you it's legit. They stopped pumping the water
to save a fish called the smell, which, by the way,
it didn't help and they went extinct.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
And it's an awful fish. My dad used to cook
them as a kid. When I was a kid, he
cooked these things up. You batter them up, you put
them in the pan.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
They're awful. Now. Kevin knew Some did respond, saying that
because of the high water demand, pump stations at lower
elevations did not have enough pressure to refill tanks at
higher elevations. He also said there's no water shortage except
there is a wash. Yeah, they're hooking up. There's no
water there. Yeah, dude, I hope these people are held accountable.

(05:36):
The mayor of Los Angeles, she was out of town.
It's all it's all bad. It's you know, and these
poor firefighters are just left holding the bag.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, this one mayor cut funding seventeen million dollars. They
cut funding.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Now.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I know it looks good because you don't think you
need it, but when it happened, when it finally happened,
really bad for your state.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Everyone everyone knows you do control burns. We do them
here in Jersey all the time. Right. It gets all
the brush at the bottom all out. So when you
do have a fire, it's it's less fire. You're just
it's pretty much cleaning up your floor. Yeah, Gavin Knwso
refuses to do that in California. I'll look at it. Now,
you have these celebrities. They're losing it is, so it's
going to start the matter. Yep, people are going to

(06:16):
start doing stuff because celebrities are involved. They're losing tons
of money. A potentially crippling strike up and down America's
East and Gulf Coast have been avoided after long shortman
and shipping and port companies reached a tenetive deal yesterday.
They agreed to a six year deal. The deal is
not complete until it's ratified by the union's membership. Drinking

(06:36):
coffee has repeatedly been linked with better heart health and
prolonged life, but the benefits of coffee consumption could depend
on when you drink it. A new study says limiting
coffee intake to just the morning turns out maybe the best.
Then it seems to be regardless of the amount consumed
and other potentially influential factors. So if you're gonna drink coffee,

(06:56):
do it in the morning. Good. That's when I do it. Yeah,
But I know people, and I I'll do this, man,
especially if I'm if it like, if I'm on a
diet kick or something, I'll drink coffee all day. Just
black coffee, dude, Just black coffee. And and that's why
I had a switch to decaf. You go, I can't
drink black coffee all day. Yeah. My downfall is like
the cream and sugar I put in that, but like

(07:17):
that's honey, it's it's yeah, you're you're drinking ice cream
one hundred percent. It's milkshake. Yeah, that's news. What about sports?
Six ers feet the Wizard's one O nine one oh three.
They take on the Pelicans tomorrow, Flyer Stars tonight, Notre
Dame Penn State tonight, seven thirty kickoff, and congrats that
Shan Jackson was officially introduced as the Delaware State University's
new head football coach yesterday. There you go, that's news.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
That's yeah, sunny windy today, I have the thirty four
clear tonight, overnight low twenty three tomorrow for your Friday
kick off that weekend with sun clouds, I have thirty seven.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
It's twenty one outside right now, one huncher points seven
ring rain because they need rain to get the salt
off my driveway.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Oh oh yeah, well I know, I went got my
car wash yesterday.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
It looks awesome. You know. Well, among the other cards
are just like downt salt. But you're just gonna get more,
SOLDA on it. Well, yeah, I know before right now
looks beautiful, it's all shiny, like, Yeah, you're just gonna
you're like, you're gonna drive home today and it's just
gonna be filled away. Saw it too bad on the road,
not as bad as it was, Like it's not really
splashing up.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, so I hope to I don't know, avoid as
much as I can. Only cost me eleven dollars, so
it was worth it. It's twenty one outside right now
with a hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station,
ZXL one under point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station,
and the ZXL Morning Show. So sometimes I'll look at
things situations and I'm like, if something goes wrong here,
whose fault is it? Is it my fault or is

(08:39):
it your kid's fault? Who's running around gonna smash into
my DJ table?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Bring this up, man.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Because I did a party over the over the break
for a friend of mine DJ to his surprise birthday parties.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Guy. Johnny's awesome. Him and Kim there are They're amazing people.
We love them. So Johnny Kim, Johnny Kim Man. We
love these people. They're good people. I know because they
listen to the shows. Dad listen to the show Big Ray.
It was shout out there, everybody Ray. So instead of
having his birthday party for him, he wanted me to
play music. I'm like, yeah, sure, I'll come, Yeah, I'll come.
Do it. You know, they pay me in a bottle
of Tito's. I was happy with that. Perfect. So I

(09:12):
got my stuff set up and it's a it's a
surprise birthday party where they have kids there. And anytime
you have kids, I didn't have any kids at all on
my wedding where a buddy of mine couldn't come. He's like,
I can't go unless I bring my kids, and said,
then you can't come to the wedding. I don't want
any kids wedding because unless the kids belong to the
like like the really close family, never be children under

(09:34):
the age of fifteen at a wedding. They suck. Man,
kids just suck because they end up taking their shoes off,
running around, sliding on the dance floor, gets spilling stuff,
getting into trouble, and it kills the good time for
the parents. It does. And that's exact two things that
happened at this party. First of all, you can see
that the parents now have to handle the kids. Well okay,

(09:56):
so that's a big problem man. And I've told you
this before that our generation will watch our kids, yell
at our kids. Yeah right, this new generation man, it's
everyone else's responsibility to watch their kids, right right. I
tell you we throw these parties at my house that
the parents walk in, let their kids go nuts, and
then I never see the parents again. It's because you

(10:16):
think you're inside this room here that like, I don't know,
your kids can do anything he wants, and he really can't. No,
So watching parents that can enjoy themselves because again they're
you know, they're they're watching their kids. You know they're
not they're not having they're not drinking the way they
want to drink. And I mean, and it's the same
thing with me and my wife when we go out
when it's just us, no kids, we love it. We
do it as much as we can. Like I have neighbors.

(10:36):
Do you remember growing up parents like never took us
out anyway, No, you're not.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
You don't have to be there. Like my neighbor, he
loves this kid, like we're going out there's a family.
He's like, that's great, but I like time just with
my wife. Yeah, I don't want kids around. So I'm
playing this party.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Two things. First of all, parents can enjoy themselves. I
get that, but that's on you. I get it. I
got my stuff set up. Now it turns into like
eight or nine kids. And by the way, my kids
get involved to where they're running through and I'm like, hmm,
if someone runs into the speaker or runs into the
metal sliding shelf that I have out and gashes their head,
whose fault is Is that my fault? I don't know.

(11:12):
My stuff has been sitting here for about an hour
or two, or is it your kid's fault? Because the honey,
you have to get like a pool noodle and you
have to put it on the corners of your speakers.
I thought about putting like chairs with caution tape. Like
it got that bit where I'm like watching it well,
and be honest, it's not only kids. Like Christmas Eve party,
we had a woman who was kind of bligerent drunk

(11:32):
and she's stumbling around my family room. Dude, I thought
she was gonna knock over my TV. Okay, great point,
that TV falls over. It's her fault, right, you should
be replacing that television. R my fault I had on
the table securely against that. All. We're watching her like
we're at a zoo and she's stumbling around my family room,
me and my father in law in the kitchen, and
I just keep yelling from the kitchen, do not hit

(11:53):
the TV. Yeah, everyone, get her away from the TV.
When I do our like our booze.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Cruises and stuff like, I don't know people like spill drink.
If you were to break something of mine, that's.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
That's your faults are. So I'm watching these kids run
around the fort. Now, my kids right now, they get
into it. Now I'm shaking my head. My kids are
chasing each other where. My kids the one that runs
into the light tree, and I have to catch the
light tree from falling onto the the I told him
I know what, no more, no more. As I told
my kids, I said, go sit down over there, enjoy
the food. Your mom's gonna get you out of here
in about two hours. You're out of here. Years ago,

(12:24):
we had a Christmas party. We used to do what
you do, have Santa come over. He held the little
kids and one of our friends. They're kid. He was
like four, maybe three or four. Dude, like a bull.
He like he got into it like a stance, like
almost like a lignman.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
It's already this kid's fault. Whatever's gonna happen. And he
ran at our.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Christmas tree and tackled it. His fault. His parents should
be liable for that one percent on that kid. That's
not even an accident. Man, Like, I'm watching it happen
in slow motion.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, when we had when my when my theend down
in my basement wasn't as sophisticated. It was like that
old uh like old rustic whatever. So I had a
train card as a coffee table, and we had neighbors
come over and they brought their kids, and usually I
just tuck them in the movie room, shut the door
and that's it. But I'm watching these kids run and
one falls on the floor and just misses the side
of this train table thing, this metal piece of whatever.

(13:15):
When we're laying to his head, I visit by about
six inches. I told my wife, I said, our house
is in childproof.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
I've had parents and and and people like like I
think my wife may have been one of them where
They're like, can we move this furniture around and make
it more safe for the kids. I go, no, house.
If the parents deem it not safe, then they don't come.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yes, I would be like, I'm not breaking my kids there.
Why because the house isn't safe. That's exactly why I
set it up this way.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Joe with my oldest daughter, she had her little guy
right she was she was living with us, and she's like,
we have to childproof everything. I go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no. I didn't have the kid. I said, we're
letting you live here, so you get on your feet.
But when you get a place you can childproof, then
I'll childproof it. Here's a set of mittens. Yeah, I'm like,
how about well here. My whole thing with these kids

(14:03):
now who have kids right now, I'm talking like late twenties,
early thirties are starting their lives. Is like married couples,
it's on you as a parent. You have to make
sure that you No, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
child proof my house. You be a parent.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
And if your kid's out of his mind and you
need to figure that out, yeah, yeah, don't even bring
him just put.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Him on some meds. That's right, knock him out. Yeah,
and look, I got a parent tickets for the Ultimate
Jimmy Hendricks Experience. It's having it Ocean in Atlantic City.
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seven one one hundred seven. All right, one zero zero
seven Ultimate Jimmy Hendrick's Experience coming to Ocean. Dial up
right now, we get back. We're through some rock news,
Scotty rock news. Here's some rock news. Former or I'm sorry,
here's some rock news for you. Former Yes singer John

(15:08):
Anderson has announced the first leg of his twenty twenty
five tour with the band Peacan. I'm like, dude, we
have a bag. How I don't know how this happens
in our kitchen. Weird things just appear. There's a there's
a pound bag of peacans from Georgia in just sitting
in our kitchen. But do you have to road?

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Like?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
How would I eat this? You got nutcracker well, there's
no nutcrackers. They smash it on the ground. I don't know.
How'd the caveman do look an eighth? Yeah? Uh So
if you're a fan of Yes, I want to see
John Anderson, you can go to the tour kicks off
April first. There's a couple spots. You can go Lancaster, Pennsylvania,

(15:48):
take a trip up see the Amish at the American
Music Theater, or you can go down the Delaware Wilmington,
Delaware at the Grand Opera House. So that's the see
John Anderson from Yes just Him, just him. Yeah, it's
one of those things where it'll probably sound just like
guess his band Geeks that's the name of his band,
band Geeks, will be in the backup band. Now, what

(16:08):
position was he in the band? Yes? Was he the
He was the lead singer right now? Oh he was? Okay,
so it's worth it. Then I guess Ricky sound like
now Frankie Valley. Yeah, he's probably what's in seventy set
seventy five? Ish? Hey, he probably? I don't who cares,
I don't know. I never dog Yes, next Yeah. Gene
Simmons has added more dates that his solo band's upcoming tour.

(16:30):
Now the kiss isn't a thing anymore. He's just out
there doing it still.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
So he's got three shows around this area, none super close.
You have Red Bank at the count Bacy Theater. That's
May fifth, May sixth, the Wilmot and Mountclair uh and
May eighth, the wind Creek Casino in Bethlehem. What he's
like one hundred seed arenas about that? Well, now, man

(16:54):
probably like two three thousand. Wow, Okay, you know is
he filling that? I don't know. I mean, you need
Kiss fans out there.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
I guess, well, you just put the black curtains around
the top part. Yeah, and everybody comes in. Hey, I
know you paid for top row. Why don't you come
down here at the front level.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
So that's gene. I guess he'll be up there. You know,
he'll sing some songs. He plays bass. Does he blow fire?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
No, he doesn't have the makeup, no makeup or anything.
Ye yeah, No, it's just just Jean and Jean's playing bass.
What about spitting blood? No spit blood. I mean unless
he's old and sick. That's the only reason I think
you would spit blood. He's coughing up blood. If you're
a fan of the Almond Brothers. We lost Sticky Bets
and now we're going to be celebrating his life with

(17:35):
an all star memorial concert February twenty eighth and Macon, Georgia.
So if you're a big Almond Brothers fans, which I
know a lot of people out there are, I remember
I spent about six summers of my life seeing the
Almond Brothers every summer. His son put this quote out
there for so many of us. Dad's gift of the
world was music. That's coming from Dwayne Betts. He was

(18:00):
the guitar, singer, songwriter and co founder of the Almond Brothers.
I'm so happy to come together with some very special
friends to honor the depth and beauty of his life
and of course to share the sweet melodic sound he
is so well known for. The evening will feature Dicky's
bandmates and close friends including Warren Haynes, Derek Trucks, Susan Tedesky,

(18:20):
some of the sons of guys who are in the
Almond Brothers. Devin Almond, Dwayne Betts, and some others will
be there. If you're a fan of the Almond Brothers,
tickets go on sale Monday, January thirteenth. Once again, it'll
be a Macon, Georgia. There you go, some rock news
for it, accomplishing what a bunch of points.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Then the XL South Jersey's rock station z XL Morning Show. Well,
I guess it was a good run. Why she had it?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I think, what did we get about three months out
of her? But she really packed in a whole bunch
in those three months. Let's think about a Hawk to
a Girl. She came up yesterday, man on the beach. Yeah,
so she was on the beach.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, there was a video of her on the beach.
She's wearing a two thousand dollars bikini. But she also
uh swindled a bunch of people out of money.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah. I was gonna say, I thought you were on
the beach. I'm like, it's a bait. It's a tough
time to be on the beach. You know. I was
in Atlantic City and she was walking. Uh so, yeah,
the Hawk to a Girl, Man, she came on like wildfire, right,
you gotta you gotta spit on that thing. Hack To
started a podcast selling merchandise, was doing the podcast circuits, dude,
like she was making legit money. Yeah. I didn't get

(19:30):
that given her her own podcast, dude, it but it
it was because you know what, you dive into a
uh that world, and and she got some pretty heavy
hitter celebrities to be on it. She I think, part
of the Logan Paul network. So she was making money, man,
and all she had to do was just keep this on.
She was cute enough, kind of quirky enough, had that

(19:52):
southern accent. You know, they were gonna try and get
her to do like a like a comedy tour like
you know, she could she could make money probably to
the rest of her life if she played it right. Dude.
But you know what piranhas are out there, and so
she got because she's just the dumb girl from Tennessee, right,
she's like twenty one, twenty two, twenty three years old.
Spring Factory is it's springs. They make springs. It's in

(20:14):
the name, you know, boing they make springs out there,
just bending them.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
I guess, right, you gotta work the machinery. Yeah, you
don't think about that when you lay down on a mattress.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
So, uh, you know, I guess somebody got to her.
You know, this is what you hope that when somebody
like that who doesn't really know how to navigate the waters,
they get good people around them, and I guess she
did not. So she gets these guys who are like scammers,
and they're gonna do a haktua coin, which is like bitcoin, right,

(20:46):
and it's it's all fake, it's all not real. It's
it's just it's not real.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
I don't try until I can buy a house or
a car with bitcoin. I don't can you can't be bitcoins.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Bitcoin seems to be the only real legit one, and
even that's kind of shady. So she does a hawk
to a coin. Okay, whatever, if people are dumb enough
to buy it, good for her, that's not the problem.
So and dude, she doesn't know anything about this. This.
These are guys who came in, pitched through the idea,
said let us use your name and we'll do this
right now, here's the way. It's called pump and dump.

(21:16):
So she puts out the hawk to a coin, people
are dumb enough to buy it. It ends up selling
like five hundred million dollars worth of hot like like
coin right like when it comes to like the stock
markets of US, what's it called bitcoin? When you do that,
it's either cyber money or whatever it is. Okay, Yeah,
so it does well. Awesome, man, it means people who

(21:38):
bought it are making back their money. It looks like,
you know, it was a wise investment. These people can
go sell it all. Well, all her friends and family
and people close to her once it hit that peak
of five hundred million, all cashed out. So it's a
pump and dump. As soon as people on the inside
know it's big, they sell right, and then it just crashes.
So anybody who didn't wasn't on the inside, they lose

(22:01):
all their money.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Everybody's buying it. It looks like it's going to grow, grow, grow, grow,
and then he just dump it.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah, because because people on the inside, insider training really
is what it is. There was a guy almost a
million bucks. So she went on and did a podcast
where she said it was It was weird because she
was on the phone and the guys who were in
charge of it were kind of saying, no, this is
not what happened, blah blah blah, and they were doing

(22:26):
a lot of like real detailed stuff, and then at
the very it just ended by her going Okay, I'm
tired I'm going to bed, and that's it. She hangs
up the phone and we haven't heard from her since,
and that was like mid December. Now is this criminal?
I don't go to jails, Martha Stewart went on. I
don't think she can. It just sucks her name's attached

(22:49):
to it. Yeah, well yeah, Martha Stewart for insider trading it.
You know, it's when you you know that you're gonna
make you know. Usually it's like when you know your
company's going to go public and you tell your brother
or to tell you like family members, you know, and
that's illegal. You can't do that. And she might not
have known too, like these guys would have know. Here's
a little hawk to a coin. This is what it's

(23:09):
gonna make you a ton of money. These guys handle
it from here, just say okay and sign here on
the sheet. These guys saw her from a mile away.
She's dumb. Of course she should have somebody. And that's
what I thought, man, I thought maybe this would work,
because dude, she had it looked like she was legit,
gonna make a career out of this being the hawk
to a girl. And it's like like what your manager
let you do this, and here's the thing. She's hooked

(23:30):
up with Logan Paul and like there's Paul Brothers, Jake, Paul, dude.
They've had their their scandals, but like they've been doing
this a long time and been very successful. So I'm
surprised they let it happen.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Because she was better off just making a couple bucks.
You went to do a podcast, that's fine, make your money.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
She was out there, she was spending money, like I
don't know, she was buying dog food and sending it
to shelters, Like that's the world you needed to be
and not not the coin scam people. I don't know
if we'll ever see the hawk tool girl again now
once again, I'm sure she has some cash, especially if
they pumped and domb. I don't know if the SEC,
because I don't even think the SEC can, like they

(24:05):
control that cyber trading. I don't, I don't, I don't
know who. I don't that The problem is it's the
wild wild West. I don't know if anyone's in control.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Of that right and what she did listen, it might
not have been I don't know. It just sounds shady,
even if it's not illegal. It just sounds shady.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
It's one of those things like she makes a hawk
to a knife and kills someone because she is she
to blame, you know. But yeah, I'm gonna miss The
Hawk to a Girl. I thought she was funny. I
thought she was quirky and funny. Well that's what it was.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
I saw this this thing on the on h on
the internet where she's she's laying on the beach in
a two thousand dollars bikini and they're like, well, she
just costs people tons of money. Yeah, and here she
is just enjoying life, but she might be dumb and
though she has no idea of the lives that she
actually crippled.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
I don't think that that that picture, the one you're
talking about, that's from like like before she was famous.
So yeah, that wasn't a two thousand dollars I know,
the one you're talking about where she seems to have
like she's a skinny girl but kind of has a
pot belly. I saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, bubble there.
So uh yeah, well it was fun while it lasted.
Twenty twenty four gave us the Hawk to a Girl?
So does she have the is a podcast still going on? Dude.

(25:07):
Once she said that. So once she said on the podcast,
I'm tired. I'm going to bed, she hung up the phone.
No one has hurt from herself. So that's how I'm
gonna end my run on this show is I'm gonna
you're gonna.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Come to me.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
I'm like, you know what, I'm tired and I'm going
to bed, and everything's gonna go dark. You imagine you
work on a stocking change and and there's a big issue,
right and and the guy you have the issue with goes,
I'm just tired. I'm gonna go to bed. That's that's
That's just how it ends. So yeah, goodbye hawk to
a girl. Look we get back. I will knock out
some of my headlines.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
One hundred point seven z XLS after these rock stations
ZXL Morning Show. I counted the money before it was
actually there. I had I had big dreams. I thought
I had really cashed in with these baseball cards that
I found in my mother in law's house. Actually, my
wife did I do that too, Okay, Cam, So.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
In my head when I buy a lottery ticket, yeah,
I have these weird things I do. I allow myself
not to think about what I do if I won,
because if I do that, I know I'm not gonna win. Okay, yeah, yeah,
So I make sure that I clear my head when
I buy the lottery ticket. Yeah, and don't think about
what I win, And if it comes into my head,

(26:16):
I know I've lost. We all spend the money. Man,
you know exactly what you're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Like I like, I know I want to go back
to my old high school because they got a real
good football team. I want to make it into like
the Joe Dome, Like I want to do the redo
the football field and put a nice dome over there,
like kind of like uh Will Ferrell in a semi pro.
I'm gonna be a part of the whole organization. I
know how I'm gonna spend the money. I'm gonna love
doing it. You know what I want to do?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Good? Nothing, just just relax nothing. See here's you buy
a house, buy a house in the mountains. I buy
a house on the beach and just do nothing.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Like even if I had a ton of money, I
think I'd still do this. I mean, if you want
to do it, you know I'd still.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Do do it. We do it from our mansions exactly bro.
I would find you're seeing a property on that like
sea Isles and we're on the water. Our studio would
be overlooking the war. We would do the show from
the jets wouldn't in the same place. So much fun.
It sucks, man, covid started this where you watch, dude,
huge shows, like especially a lot of the sports shows.

(27:13):
They're not in the steam studios anymore. Yeah, like every
no one comes in studios as guests anymore. They all
just skype in, zoom in. You know, I'm in a heartbeat.
I'd build a studio in my house, dude. Like you
know the the Pat mcabee show. One of the guys
who's the co host, Dude, he lives. I think I
think it was in Ohio somewhere. He's on like FaceTime. Yeah,
And it's like remember when people used to actually go

(27:35):
to the studio and be together and it was fun. Man, Like,
I don't know, I do enjoy coming here, Like it's
different I tried doing when I got hurt, Mary, I
was trying to do the show through my phone and
the kids are streaming in the bag. It is a disaster.
Same thing with COVID. Man, you know, our boss used
to make us stay home or we're trying to do
it through zoom. Oh that was awful.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
I remember, yeah, I remember doing it from Oh yeah,
I did it from my bar top downstairs in my
little basement area. So uh so months ago, is at
her mom's house, and I know we've talked about her
dad used to collect these baseball cards. Yeah, years ago,
like they ain't been touching, like thirty years.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
She was younger. Military equipment, oh, drones and everything else.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
But I got yeah, oh my dude, let me tell you.
And we talk about when he passes, that's this. We
may there might be tanks buried underneath this guy's property
on Colorado. Someho it goes. She finally gets ahold of
these baseball cards and I was like, listen, there might
be some money down there. Get them out of the house.
They're just steaming away in this awful basement. Get them here.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
And she did. She bring them. She brought him back.
So I started looking at him, and I start taking
pictures of him putting on the internet, and it's like
it comes up as like, you know, these things are
worth money. Yeah, Well, as they came up, is that
like over a million dollars? The guy across the hall
supposedly knows about baseball cards. He thinks I'm sitting on
a million dollars. Yeah, but the problem is that lot
goes into it because they got to be mint. They
got it like there's all kinds. It's a weird world

(28:49):
and it's a shady world too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
And as some of these have like the like they're
certified like nine to nine and a half, which is
supposed to be like a top of the line. I
take him to those baseball cards shop. This guy's like, no,
they're they're honestly, they're all fakes.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
One came out of like a magazine, like almost like
a cereal box on the back where you cut it
out with a pair of scissors. There is no value
at all in any of these cars. I'm like, wow,
did you go did you go in with your chest out?
And when you walked into the store, I said, man,
I got a gold mind slam it down on the
ground and go this million sorry million.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Paul, Like, I was like, listen, I need you to
take me in the back vault, and I need your
professional to come with the glasses ill authenticate these cars.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I hope you sold them for ten dollars and then
he resells them and becomes a millionaire. That's what I
even sent it to. There's a show on TV a
buddy of mine. I actually like watching the show. I
forget what it's called.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
But there's a baseball card a place that appraises like
sports memorabilia and it's it's local. And I even sent
them like on the internet. He's like, no, no, no,
nothing there. I was like, you don't even want to come.
I can bring them in.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
You want to look at them and maybe they're so yeah,
so they he could just tell by a picture like
yeah this' and I'll just have it like how are
they even fakes? Like they haven't been touched. He bought
these like when she was little, so I guess I
don't know they were scams back then. What did you
find out? He's a scammer. My father in law is
just scamming people left and right. That's what I think.

(30:08):
I think.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
I think he might have got taken by some of
these cards because someone you have price tags on him,
crazy dolls.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
You hear about people like you know, they go into
an attic and they find the first Superman comic book. Right,
it's worth nine million dollars. They're like, wow, why can't
it happen to me? Right? Right? Right? I go into
my attic, I find mice. You know that. I don't
find this a nine million dollars Superman comic. But I'm
thinking about that too, Like, I don't know. Maybe this
one kid that I talked, maybe he doesn't know what

(30:34):
he's looking at me. Say, trust anybody that the world
that's a shady world. Yeah, we talked about shady. We
talked about the Hoktua girl getting caught up in that.
You know that the coin stuff, right, all that cyber
is selling crypto, it's shady. There's there's no regulations to it.
So like you can't You're right, you can't trust anyone

(30:54):
with that guy?

Speaker 3 (30:54):
BE like, no, that's yeah, it's worth it's worth one
hundred dollars. This guy's gonna sell it for I don't
know ten grand you know what I mean, You don't know,
you don't know what he's worth.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I have no idea how to authenticate a baseball car.
So my brother was big baseball card collector, where he
buy the entire sets. That's the way to do it. Yeah,
And I think about I mean, he probably had sets
from eighty just probably mid late seventies through the early nineties.
I don't know what he did with them. I'm sure
he probably just threw him away not thinking. No, I

(31:23):
got there had to be a ton of money in
those cars. Sure, yeah, you're talking twelve seasons of baseball,
all sets, right, there had to be something there.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
And again, like, we don't know what it's worth. I
don't know if I have a rookie card, if somebody
I don't know what it's worth. You might say it's
seven hundred dollars, but maybe it's worth ten thousand. You
just don't know. You gotta trust that person. It's like
you need a broker who's gonna get paid off of
selling that car. And I'm like, all right, now, let's
make money together. Apparently I got the back of a
box serial a box of cereal.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Now you're not gonna be able to buy the robots
from Rocky four. I'm broke, man, I'm back to being
broken blustering. Yeah, it is nice to think, you know,
but do you think that? Man? Like, especially when the
lottery hits two hundred million or something like that, You're like, man,
what would I do with that money.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
We know how greedy I am, because here, he's not
bad of a person I am. Is you know again,
her and her sister should probably have split anything that
we pull out of that house, because if both of
there's sure, I'm like, I'm not going to say a word.
I'm paying off the house, I'm paying off the cars.
I'm not saying a word to her sister.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah, Oh, it's not bad of a person I am.
I'll take the million dollars and go.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
They said it was worth one thousand dollars. Here you go, right, Oh,
I'm doing that with Christmas decorations for my mom's house.
My mom has beautiful Christmas decorations, but she doesn't decorate
her house anymore because she has dimensioned. You know, she
doesn't even know what's Christmas. So my brother, I know
he's not gonna want anything. So like I've been taking
him out of her crop for the last couple of Christmas,
h and not just you know, and not just helping

(32:47):
her brother. Huh, you know, And one day he's gonna
go in the gradua, go where's all the Christmas decorations? Mana?
She never decorated. Yeah, I don't know, she told me
to sell them all. Look if we get back out,
lock out.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Some trash, oh love trash, anything thirty or nothing, anything
racket rock or roughing.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Yes, love crash, got some trash hair for you, dude,
those fires man, it's nuts and sad list of celebrities
that you look.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I know, we talked about the celebrities that lost their houses,
but I mean there's a ton of other people who
have lost everything too. And you know that like like
companies like State Farm has been pulling fire insurance.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yeah, I heard a lot got dropped, like last month
they got dropped or they couldn't get it in that area.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
It was interesting. I was watching you know your favorite
Fox News yesterday and Kennedy used to be the MTV VJ. Yeah,
she's on there, and she lives in Palisades and she
at that point she was on the five. She didn't
know if her house was still there or not. And
she was like, she's like, it's a family community. She goes.
They're like, I guess it's it's a good school district.
So a lot of a lot of families want to

(34:09):
get there so their kids can go to school there,
not just celebrities. Out there with a ton of money. Yeah, so,
I mean you just dude, you're watching just total total ruin.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I sent fifty dollars to Ryan Reynolds. You know, we're
gonna get out of this right like a really cool
concert of course to raise money. Yeah. Some of the
celebrities that have lost their homes, Adam Brody, Leyton, Mike Measter,
Anna Faris, Billy Crystal, Eugene Levy, John Goodman, Paris Hilton,

(34:40):
I've all lost Aston Coocher, he was out there with
a garden hose trying to save his house. Did at work?
They tell you to do it, They tell you to
soak your roof and water. Now once again with the
fire eyes saw, I don't think that's gonna do much.
But yeah, so it's tough, man. And then with eighty
mile an hour winds, that's just yeah, it's just bad.
Had news all the way around at least a select

(35:01):
like and now I'm here, like FEMA's gonna step in.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
There's there's money, I guess from Female's gonna go out
there and help out. But I don't know, do we
forget about the people down south that still lost everything,
and that still he's still paying.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
For their homes. But what about Hawaii right next year, Like,
didn't all of Maui burn down and they gave each
person one hundred dollars. Yeah, but let's see what happens here.
Because it's Hollywood. You watch Jessica Alba and her husband
Cash warn are reportedly separating after sixteen years of marriage.
So Jessica Alba, who a man. I mean, she's still hot,
but she was super hot back in the day. She's

(35:32):
single and ready to mingle. Andy Cohen, the guy who
kind of runs Bravo, he came up with all those
those housewives shows. He said, to him and his ex boyfriend,
they had a sex tape out there somewhere, said that
he made a sex tape in two thousand and three
and somehow it got leaked. He said, it's an old
Yankee format, but he said, so far it hasn't popped

(35:54):
up anywhere. So if you want to see Andy Cohen
have sex, look for a sex tape with his ex
boyfriend John Hill. Is it out somewhere or he just
has it in his closet? No, he said, I think
he's got leaked. It got leaked, but I don't think
anybody cared because in two thousand and three he really
wasn't anybody. Let's see here, you got to you have
time follow this Ryan Reynolds Blake Lively Justin Baldini thing.

(36:19):
You'll go down this rabbit hole man, and it starts
to make you hate Ryan Reynolds. With Blake Lively, that's
what I don't want. Well, Ryan Reynolds was out for
the first time since because this guy Justin Baldini. So
it all breaks down real quick. Blake Lively said she
was sexually harassed by a movie set with his director,
actor Jason Baldini. I think it was the New York

(36:40):
New York Times put out a big article bashing this guy.
He's now suing everyone for two hundred and fifty million dollars.
It's coming out that Blake Lively was the real one
that caused all the issues. Ryan Reynolds caused a bunch
of issues, and Ryan Reynolds was seen since. That all
came out publicly for the first time yesterday, and he
talked about double standards for women but didn't mention the lawsuit. So, yeah,

(37:03):
this guy's going after everybody. He's got text messages from
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, he has the Uh, the
crew that worked on the movie is on his side,
so she might be in the wrong. Dude, Honey, if
you follow the rabbit hole right, it seems like she
is just uppity and Ryan Reynolds is no better. Uh.

(37:26):
I guess we'll wrap it up with dez Maria Shrive
Remember her? Yep, she was. She's part of the Kennedy family.
She was a news anchor and then she married Ronald Schwarzenegger. Well,
apparently she's so like she comes from money man, like
big time money. She used to make her kids stand
up when she walked in a room. I don't mind that, dude,

(37:47):
like that you mentioned that? Yeah, like a like a
like a soldier when when the higher up walks in,
it's disciplined. Right there. There you go, some trash for it. Hey,
good morning z xl Oh guys, I wonder you managed tickets?
Yeah you got We gave the phone number ound enough,

(38:07):
did we? Oh? Man? Yeah, I try to get him
and I just missed it. Got him? That got us?

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Now?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh you guys rock you guys rough my favorite guitar player.
Do you dial the number or are we like a
preset in your phone. Oh preset my phone? Baby? Nice
it it starts with W. Got to scan all the
way down to W right, yep, yeah, all the way
down and no, I got it in V XL XL
all the way doesn't doesn't use the W.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Yeah, yeah, I don't use the W.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
You know what, I'll do this just because I like
to clean out my phone, like once a year, I'll
go through all my contacts. And if I haven't talked
to you in like a year, year and a half,
you get thumped. Yeah, that's why I'm uh with things
in my home too. If we haven't used somebody, I'm
about a year. If we haven't used it in here,
we're not gonna like a sandwich maker. You're never gonna
year about a week. I've known you long enough. Bro

(38:57):
in my garage with my wife keeps stacking stuff up like,
oh no, I'll get to it. I'm like, yeah, you
got two weeks, and then I get anxiety. It's gotta go.
My wife and I have like two goals for this
is the next year. One we're not going on any vacations,
we're saving money, blah blah blah. The other decluttering the house.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
It feels good. If we don't need it, it is going.
My wife will declutter her, dude, it's shocking to me.
It's like a magic bag. She'll she'll get rid of
like three bags of clothes. And it's still I'm like, what,
how how close you have everything pressed it? And I'm
looking at like black shirts, like ten of them that
are all the same black shirts. But I went through

(39:37):
my closet the other day, dude, I dude, I scale back, man,
I'm dude, Honestly, I don't know. Like I have a closet,
I can walk in it and feel good. Yeah right,
and just go where things are exactly. I'm good man.
All right, what's your name, buddy? Mark? All right, Mark,
you're going the ultimate Jimmy Hendricks experience over at ocean.
All right, what do you do for a living? What's

(39:59):
your job? I'm a welder, so my phone don't last
as long as you're guy, so my contacts go real quick.
That's right. I'm always breaking phones. If I was a welder, dude,
I don't know, I'd be that guy that has that
weird stuff welded together in his backyard. And it looks
kind of like if I could well do there. Oh,
there'd be no end. I wish I could get Mark.
I do the thing, I do it, I do do that, right?
You got like like you weld like you cut fish

(40:21):
out of like pieces of iron and stuff. I get it, Mark, Man,
you're you're at craft shows on the weekend selling it. Yeah.
Uh Mark. Those embers that come off when you're welding,
do they hurt? Oh? Yeah, dude, I burnt. You know
I burnt the Family of Jewels before. Oh jesus, how
does that happen? Go through your pants? You're underwear? You

(40:41):
know that sucks? Dude. All right, Mark, you you stay
on a hold. We're gonna get all your info right,
all right, thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
That's the only guy I don't know is a welder.
I got guys that do everything anything my house, could
it be fixed? But I don't know what good welder?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
No, nor if I needed anything ever welder right? Right? Yeah,
like no trailer hitches or anything. No, Yeah, no, I'm not.
I'm not hanging out with a bunch of welders. Great, dude,
I tried to get My son was real having problems
with college, right, he wasn't sure if you wanted to
go back. Dude. I was like, I was ready. I
was like, you're going to welding school. Yeah, there you go.
It's a great trade, make good money. So I was

(41:17):
like yeah, I was like, this is what you're doing, man,
because the last thing I was gonna let him do
is quit school and just sit on his ass. Right,
you have to wear the cool mask welder's mask. Yeah, awesome,
wasn't herman Munster a welder? He was? I think he was. Yeah,
we have all the trades.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
They look kind of the coolest man with the masks,
gloves and everything else.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
One of my favorite Gi Joe figures, right, what was it?
Torch torchy Barbiica was a barbecue? Might have been.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
He had the flame, the flamethrower. Yeah, and the cool
welders mask. Blumber's not so much. And you walk in
there and I need a little fittings. You got the
little glues and figure for a plumber.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
No, it wasn't cool like that. Look we get back.
We'll not got some headline. A bunch of boys that
dils out Jerseys rock station.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Who us We're the ZXL Morning sholl You know I
love Hooters and I mean the restaurant, and I really do.
I love the wings at Hooters. You know, too much
breading for me, but yeah, yeah, I like this.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeah, that's why I love it. Man. It's almost like
you're eating like a like a drumstick of fried chicken.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Like I try and get the wife to go because
I have a lot of Hooters credits from when we
dj the bikini pageant.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah, we go walk. I was like, yo, let's go.
He said, hey, bring the family. I was like, let's
bring the whole family to Hooters' dude. I did it
when I was younger, used to do a lot of
work at Hooters and stuff and do their bikini pageant.
So I got a lot of love in my heart
for Hooters. And they're just good people over there, right,
and everyone's look good to the girls. I mean they're
not bad to look at, but dude, I'm double their age.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
And they're all working their way through community college. So
I respect that.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Well. A Hooters waitress down in Florida was arrested on
suspected DUI right, I just kept hitting some curbs. I
think she stopped at a green light, not suspected. You see
the videos. So the girl she's twenty two. She gets
pulled over and she, I guess she's coming from work,
so maybe she had a few cocktails after work, Yeah,

(43:06):
with the Spanish guys and the cook. So she she
still had the uniform on, but she's wearing a like
a sweatshirt over the Hooters uniform. So she starts telling
like this is all on bodycam footage, and the video
is up at Facebook dot com Forward slash Jojo and
Scotty the full half hour video. She does a couple
of things. She starts mocking the cop, but in like

(43:27):
a flirty way, not like a mean way, not like
a Karen. She starts flirting with the cop, calling him
a nerd. Then no, it's like every drunk girl you
ever try and approach it. She's so drunk she wants
nothing to do with it. She's like a you're a loser.
Then she tells him how much she wants to be
in handcuffs, and then she says that instead of a breathalyzer,

(43:47):
we should make out. Okay, So I think we have
some of the audio here, and like I said, full
audio is at Facebook dot com Forward slash Jojo on Scotti.
All right, and that bodycam is public. Correct, I am
a nerd, s body cam, I am a nerd. Anything

(44:08):
we do, I am a nerd.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Bro's not flirty at all that she is belittling this guy.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
She keeps calling him daddy at times. I can't keep
my hands off you as something, she said. She also
flashes him, but she's wearing her Hooters top. Gotcha. Yeah,
so it's all on bodycam footage at Facebook dot Com,
Forward Slash, Jojo and Scottie. Yeah. Man, when you're a
hot chick, I think it before body cams, it might
get you off a little bit right, Like it might

(44:36):
be like, okay, you know, just get home safe. But
now with body cams, man, these cops, you can't.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Get away with anything now. And I don't know how
it used to be back in the day. I don't
know if looking up with this girl with a letter,
I don't know any of that.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
But you're right now. The fact that you're recording it all,
it's good. It's a good thing that. It's a good
thing that they arrested her because she when she finally
did a breathalyzer, she was four times over the legal limit. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah, I want to hear more of the flirty out.
That's what I wanted to hear, Like how much flirting?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I mean, I guess I will do anything for you, daddy,
to keep my hands off you. We should make out.
So she's quoted in saying, uh, he said, look, your
family's probably gonna see this. She goes, I don't give
an f this. Okay, we'll see, but this this might
be their sure. Yeah, this good? Like who wouldn't want

(45:24):
to like, would you want to get this girl on
barstool Sports or get her out there and talk to her,
even on a local story, even on a local level.
She's going to be a celebrity of the Hooters, right,
this is this is Sarasota, Florida. This is I mean
Hooters country, right, There's a Hooters every two blocks in Florida.
So yeah, she's gonna be the most famous Hooters girl
at least for a while.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
And it's one of those things. He's so you got
to be a little bit embarrassed about the way you
have a hot mug shot.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Okay, let me say this though, mugshot hot, don't Oh yeah,
this mugshot beautiful? Yeah? Uh, don't drink and drive. She
was dumb to do it. She should have gotten uber home,
had a friend take her home. Don't drink and drive.
It's stupid, but at least the cops got her, and
she made for a very funny arrest.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
I mean she's hot.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
When you look at the video, I get it, you know,
as a guy looking at you drunk girl.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
She's very very cute. I get it. But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
She also could be the girl that slams to you
and he, you know, slams your car and kills you,
and he'll kills your family. So that's not okay. Yeah, yeah,
we're right. She'll definitely have a rep man.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
But I'll tell you what. It must be nice for
the cop too to have like a like a nice
moment like this instead of people spitting on him and
yelling at him. Yeah, I mean, I mean, young guy,
is he single? Do you somehow think you say to
listen by the way up that kissing thing. If that's
still a go after you sober up, why don't you
give me a call. I'll take you out on a date.
He flips his number. He slips his number into her

(46:39):
rest record.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
So my wife up, she got pulled over doing Uh.
I won't say it because maybe people that she works
with may listen to this. But she was driving a
little a little fast on the Black Horse Pike and
she got pulled over. But I don't know, she's a good
looking girl. I know there's nothing that's gonna come out
of it. But she wasn't doing going to jump Your
wife was speeding.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
And this guy's not gonna jump in the back and
have sex with my That's never gonna happen. But as
you don't know that, you don't like that one hundred percent.
You like to be flirted with with an attractive girl.
That's just the way we're wired. Like we're animals, man,
we get it. Dude, when you're a hot shake, you're
definitely gonna get a warning, unless you're like doing something
insane like driving four times over? Is there something about
you know what you think that hot girl thinks of you?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
There?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
You are, you know, young cop, your great shake, got
the gun taser? You know what it is? Flirted with
you know? And she goes right up to his chest
with a body cam starts making out of it. Yeah
there go look wait my wife. Yeah, yes, come on,
I saw the body camp fod with you. Yeah, we
get back. What do I think called you think you
have a bad Do you think you've got it bad?

(47:44):
I don't think we have a bead. I saw this video.
So a guy gets an uber and it's one of
these self driving teslas. He gets in right, it's a
parking lot. He gets in the car, just starts doing
circles in the park a lot and locks his door.
So he's stuck in there and it just keeps going around, circling, circling, circling, circling,

(48:06):
and it's not leaving the parking lot. So he starts
filming it and the computer. Dude, it's crazy. It's everything
you don't want to have happened with the computers like
we have. We have found that we need to reroute.
We have found that we need to reroute. We have
computer and it just keeps going around. Then what's that
happening to your airplane? That's why we need pilots. So

(48:27):
he was able to get out of the car finally
and catch a flight back home. So, dude, it's a
crazy video that the fact that you know what, we
don't need self driving taxis yet like the movie You're
there yet.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
It's like the movie Carrie where the cars possessed Christine.
Christine Yeah, al Carry was the prom right Carrie was
the girl yeah who ended up killing everyone because she
had witch powers. Outside of Florida, it may sound funny,
but in the Sunshine State, the Sunshine State, frozen iguana
season is a real thing.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
This is a real thing. When temperatures make a rare
dip between like forty five and thirty five, the green
iguanas can go into a dormant or cold stunned state.
When that happens, they fall out of trees and they
smack onto the ground and they can hit people, and
a lot of people think they're dead and they go
to pick them up and they pop it up. You know,
back a lot, right, they're just sleeping past. Now. The

(49:21):
experts say the best thing is to move it, just
to let them, you know, be able to get them
off a sidewalk or something, maybe with a broom. It's
kind of hurt tho. There's some way to an iguana.
And they're pretty they're huge, man. My brother in law
lives in Miami. We'll go down there. They're like three
feet big, man, And they just sit there on like
the bridges and just hang out. Once it gets back
over fifty they seem to wake up. But yeah, so

(49:42):
it can rain iguanas in Florida right now, these days,
it's stuff to make a living. Has a what jojo?
A lagger? A male stripper. Recent stats show that bachelorette
parties that feature professional wang slingers are failing by the
wayside or falling by the wayside. As a substitute, bookings

(50:04):
for the immersive experience such as escape rooms, acts, throwing,
mini god, karaoke, and others have kind of taken over
from male strippers. In addition, uh United Kingdom party organizer
Last Night of Freedoms said that they've seen a fifty
percent drop in purely alcohol related activities and they saw
zero bookings for private male dancer gigs in twenty twenty four.

(50:26):
Nobody wants to see that.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
I'll be honest, like, I don't know the private the
private parts of a body other than the top of
a woman. There's nothing attractive really about it. I guess
if you want a hot guy who's in great shape
is swinging around, but I mean, do you want to
do you want it really swinging around?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Yeah? That's that. It was as a.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Thunder down on or with one, and I think those
guys were given diseases. Weren't they like I don't know,
transmitting whatever through sweat? And aren't they all gay?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Probably? Yeah? What fun is that? But but I have
the buddy who he launched an alcohol company, and dude,
it's the words time right now because young people don't drink,
don't drink the way they used to drin ye, So
like they're doing these things. And this is what this
is saying, is these alcohol related bachelorette parties, bachelor party

(51:11):
stuff like that are just instead they're going to axe throw. Yeah,
instead they're doing escape rooms, you know. Escape. Look, I'm
escaping from the mail stripper. Well, bars don't even seem
like they stay open till two o'clock anymore. No, man,
like you can't.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
You can't keep a bar used to have to throw
people out at quarter to two, like I.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Don't know, maybe a couple months ago, I went to
my the bar that we love, right the Good Wings,
and I was like, hey man, it was like eight
o'clock at night. I was like, what time is your
kitchen closed? And they're like it's closed, Yeah, it's eight o'clock.
It's like, what time you close it's ten o'clock. I
like what you normally fire that up at midnight for
people to go late night snack. Man. There you go.
Those those people, they have a bad You not so much.

(51:52):
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Speaker 3 (51:57):
One hundred point seven's the excels after Isy's rock Station's
EXL Be a good husband or do what I want
to do tonight is the decision that I have to make.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
If it was up to my wife would say, be
a good husband. So my wife is leaving. She's going
on a trip for the week.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Ass she's headed out, so she's gone for a couple
of days. So this is the last night that I'll
see her, but not forever unless she dies in a
plane crash.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
But happens, then I would regret it.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Because there's college football on tonight and Notre Dame Penn State. Yeah,
you know, I'm a gambler and I like wings, So
why not go out watch the game with some buddies
and grab some wings.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
You have a nice setup for football. Why do you
want to go to a bar and watch it on
a crap TV? Food? It's the food. I can go
out there and grab some food because you have no
allegiance to Notre Dame or penns date.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
No, none at all, except for the fact that I
will gamble on it tonight, which I don't know which
way my wager's going to go, but that's what I
want to do tonight because the guys are going to
hang out and watch.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
And she's to be like, well, let's hang out because
I'm leaving for a couple of days. Right, But I
hung out with you. I've been with her since two
thousand and four, So isn't that that.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Enough where you've seen enough of each other? Right, It's
not like it's not like I'm never gonna see you again.
But then again, I would live with the guilt if
she did die. So it's yeah, but what if you
win some money?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Right? See, there's positives on both sides, the positive, but
I gonna be a good wins for her futu. There
you go, Right, it's like ten grand, twelve grand, Yeah,
because I know I'm gonna get that. It's gonna be oh, well,
you know I'm leaving tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I'm like, I know, but like you, we knew you
were leaving, So what's up with Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday
where we didn't kind of hang well, we did well.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
I mean we had dinner. It's it's a regular life.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Yeah, but it's the one night where I want to
go out and hang out, you know, with the buddies
and grab some food. So we'll see if I decided
to be a good husband or I decide to do
what I want, which I'm leaning towards do what I want,
and then maybe I'll come home at nine thirty and
be a good husband.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Okay, it's gonna be halftime. Yeah, I go watch the
first half. Yeah, honey, I'm gonna be home for twenty minutes.
I had to go back out. It's it's just funny
the way mary couples are. I was like, I don't
know's I love you. I'm gonna be with you for
the rest of my life.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
This is one Thursday night where I'm gonna go watch
some and college football is almost done anyway, man, I'm
running out of things.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
To gamble on. Uh golf. Okay, you know what, I'll
bring this up. Did you see that golf simulator thing
these guys are playing on now, It's called tg L. Yeah,
I got a buddy who's betting on that. It's professional
golfers now and they're hitting it against a screen and
you bet on it. Well, I mean, it's just like
they're playing rounds of golf. Look it up. It's so yeah,

(54:23):
they're just it's like being a top or not top golf,
but golf simulator.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Is that a real tournament that they're on? Like, is
there real prizes for that? Or are we just playing around?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I hope not. There's too many golf courses to be
playing on golf simulator.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Because I have a bunch of guys we all gamble together,
and I'm like, he's like, yeah, I'm gambling on this this.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
TG I think it's tg L or something. I was like,
that's like, that's funny.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Pretty bottom of a barrel, man. You're you're betting against
a golf simulator.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
It's funny, man, because you watch NASCAR drivers drive NASCAR
simulators and you watch like NFL players in their hotel
rooms playing uh mad right, right, It's it's so funny
watching them play the sport they play. Yeah. Uh, I
don't know. I don't know anyone who got on GoF
simular right, bets on god simula.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Yeah, like Tiger Woods was a part. It's like a
golf league now it's called tg Yeah, look into him.
It's like a bowling league. Yeah, it's kind of like that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah, Hey, everybody, thanks your calls today.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
They're always welcomed on the show. Glad we're all a
part of it.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Uh, stir it there? Who do you think is gonna
win tonight? You watch college football? The Dame Notre Dame
over Penn State. Yeah that's just because I hate Penn State.
I'll take that into consideration. Yeah, it's one hundred point
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