MONDAY 1-13-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake Up, Wind Up Up. It does like now wind up.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest. And

(00:37):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hey homie? What's happening? Man? Good Monday morning to you?
Was a little different when you're not drinking. Yeah, I
mean it's still fun, but like you know, I'm I'm
I'm pounding water instead of Miller lights and you're not
gambling on it. So you're just watching the game, watching
the game, watch a good football. We'm watching the game.

(01:15):
What was the game before the Eagles? I was Buffalo
and it was right, yeah, So I watching Buffalo in
Denver and it's like, I don't know, halfway through the
third quarter and I'm watching the game, and my and
my wife's like, hey, can we watch an episode of
land Man before the Eagles game? I no, No, it's
a football dey yeah, I go, she goes, but it
looks like they're gonna win anyway. I go, yeah. But

(01:35):
that's the beauty of football. You don't know, that right right,
like Broncos could have a comeback now they didn't. But
I'm like, no, I'm not putting an episode of land
Man on before the Eagles game. No, because you're already
into the whole football Yeah. Yeah, I'm well inn, come
on now, just sitting there with my smart water. They
were good and bad games, like some of the games
I thought would be better, warn't. I mean, it's nice

(01:56):
because I had Buffalo minus I heard Squon taking a
knee really threw gamblers off. Well, yeah, because if you
had that anytime touchdown and that was like, that's almost
a lock that anytime touchdown for Saquon Man, you could
gamble and bet that when he breaks it out man
the fourth and they've already won the game, he has
a clear path of the endzon which would have got

(02:17):
him almost two hundred yards to touchdown. In the playoffs,
guys is a good guy man. He just slides down,
like why did you do it? And it makes sense.
He's like, what if I'm running down the field that
pole hamstry yep or one of the guys gets in
a little block and gets a concussion and he's out
for the next week. And I think he's a good
guy too, where he's also like, I don't want to
run up to score on these guys. Sure, like we
already won, We already bet Honestly, I felt so bad

(02:38):
for the the Packers. It was like where they didn't
throw the white talon in Rocky in Rocky four. Yeah,
the end of the game, man, every one of their
players kept going out. Yeah, and like you're just every
play another guy's getting carted off the field, and it's
like enough already, Yeah, you've already lost the game. Their
starting center got hurt and he might be I mean, dude,

(03:00):
they got the guy, they got the guy with the
concussion in the end zone, They had the center, they
had the big guy who got popped in the shoulder. Yeah. Right,
the quarterback can't feel his hand. Stop the fight. They
should have played Adrian playing it up on the jumbo drives.
Stop the fight. It's an exhibition. Well, I'm looking at

(03:21):
it too. I have a so I have the Eagles
minus five and a half and I'm looking at the
score and you're waiting for that crappy touchdown to come
in at the end. Yeah, it's a throwaway touchdown, And
I'm looking I'm looking at the score. So it's twenty
two and the Packers have ten with like three minutes left.
I'm like, they're gonna go and score. It's gonna be
twenty two to seventeen, and I'm gonna lose. You're gonna
lose the spread. Vegas gets it, man. They call those

(03:42):
refs and say, you know, slow it down a little bit.
That's my wife's game. My wife's weighing the football now
and she's like, uh, She's like, well, who you do
you do you want it? Because in her mind, Eagles
already in the Super Bowl. Who do you want to
play in the Super Bowl? And I said probably, I
said probably anybody but the Chiefs. Well, she's like, well,
the refs are in the Chief's pocket anyway. Yeah, I
go no, they're not. No, they're not. The Chiefs are

(04:04):
what they're called good. Yeah, they win games. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's the restaurant making that guy missed the field goals.
It's like the same thing of like Eagles fans like
Joe Buck hates us, Chris Collinsworth hates us. By the way,
Chris collins Worth nice new hair plugs. Oh yeah, yeah,
I didn't see it. I did notice that that. Uh,

(04:25):
good old Chrissy because he was he was he's been
receiving for a while. Uh nice new hair plugs. Good
for him. It's I got no shame in that. Joe
Buck did the same thing. Joe Buck was very honest about.
Joe Buck City almost died because of his last hair
plug operation. Well they looked good, So good for him. Everybody. Monday,
we're gonna find his z XL work Force Employee of
the Day today for that. You believe what you could win.

(04:49):
Men are cooking, kids are cooking, something about cooking, okay,
and uh there it's for the Boys and Girls Club
of Atlantic City. It's a very cool event. Me and
you used to host it. So it's a bunch of
food vendors out there cooking and they raise money for
the Boys and Girls Club of Atlantic City. Very ritzy
thing to get into. We'll have tickets for It's one
lunch point seven ZXL Softersey's Rock Station ZXL Morning Show.

(05:10):
Good morning, everybody, do it live. I can go all
right it and we'll do it live. And things sucks.
I'm Scotty. Good morning here. Some news used the death
toll in Los Angeles has risen. The twenty fours. Firefighters
continued a battle wildfires across southern California. Governor Gavin Newsom

(05:32):
has invited president like Donald Trump that visit California amid
the wildfires and fighting over budget decisions. Doesn't sound bad,
twenty four doesn't sound bad when we look at the
massive fire that's happening. Yeah, they haven't gotten into the
houses yet. Oh, that's just the streets. Yeah, okay, yeah,
these so yeah, once they start digging through the houses
and seeing if people got trapped, a lot of elderly people, man,

(05:53):
this is this is crazy. So a lot of undocumented citizens,
you know, were people who were the keepers of you know,
healthcare keepers for older people. Right, Well, they got scared
that there were so many police and firefighters that they
just left the elderly oh jeez, and ran off. Yeah.

(06:15):
And so that became a thing because they didn't want
to get the porty. Yeah, hey, amigo, that cops out
worried about the porty yet worried about but they don't
see the people yet. They can barely speak to English.
They just see all the sirens and the lights and this.
So they just they just took off like me when
I have a cop behind me on the street. Jack
Smith a special counsel appointed by Attorney General Merritt Garland
in November of twenty twenty two to take over to

(06:37):
investigations and the president of like Donald Trump, has resigned.
Smith was appointed in November of twenty twenty two to
take over two Justice Department investigations in the Trump one
related to his conduct after the twenty twenty presidential election
and another tie to his handling of classified records after
he left office. The Food and Drug Administration officials turned
up dozens of violations at McDonald's suppliers linked to a

(06:59):
deadly outbreak E colon that led the more than one
hundred infections and the sweeping recall of onions used in
the fast food chains restaurants and the quarter pounder burgers.
The violations detailed an inspection report that said this is
a company called Tailor Farms that is run out of Colorado.

(07:19):
The findings amounted uh to what they said, quote injurious
to health. Let me get the onions man on the
McDonald's burger right, all the chopped up onions the best
so I could take it off. Apparently they kill you, right,
say so. The quote is, yeah, injurious, injurious to death, injurious, injurious.

(07:40):
I guess injury injured, its injury. But it's uh, it's
it's the plural of injury.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, let's go with it. Injurious to death to health.
It sounds like a word my sixth grader would make up.
I mean, it's I n J you are I O
us injurious injurious to health. That's news. What about sports?
It's Commanders won against the Bucks last night, twenty three
to twenty. Last wild Card game is tonight Vikings Rams
that's gonna be eight o'clock. Eagles beat the Packers twenty

(08:07):
two to ten. Sixers lost to the Magic one of
four ninety nine six Ers Thunders tomorrow, Flyers Panthers, that's
going to be tonight. There you go. That's news. That's
Port Sunday today, warming up a little bit, hig up
to forty five clear tonight over at twenty four tomorrow
for your Tuesday Sunday. And I have to thirty three.
It's thirty outside right now. When Huncher point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station and the ZXL Morning Show one

(08:36):
hunch point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL more shot.
I don't lay on my horn. I don't even really
use my horn much because I don't want to get
into a confrontation with somebody at a street light. But
last night, man, I wanted to. I'm sitting at the
I'm sitting at the intersection before you get to the airport. Now,
my wife went away for the weekend, so she decided
to fly in about an hour and a half after

(08:56):
the Eagles game lets out yesterday. I knew this going in,
so I'm looking at it on my little my ways
and I'm like, okay, it's pretty clear sailing. But instead
of taking ninety five, I take this lawyer. I keep
going straight and it kind of cuts over to the airport.
I'm like four miles from the airport. I'm perfect, I'm flying,
no issues at all. Boom. I hit an intersection. And

(09:18):
this is the problem when you leave the stadium and
is you have to have no shame to drive your
car like this. I'm stuck at this intersection. Now the
light turns green, nobody's moving because people are running the
other red light on the other side. You mean taking
a turn. Yeah, So they're taking a turn, so they
build it up enough where now they're in the middle
of the intersection where we're sitting there for about twenty

(09:40):
twenty five minutes. I'm sitting there with them to go
grab my wife. So there are logistics managers in townships, right,
and cities and municipalities that are in charge of this
right that, like how traffic lights work and stuff. Perfect example,
when we leave here, we go through a beautiful town
called Pleasant I love it, right, it's beautiful. And so
there's a light between the black Horse Pike and Root

(10:03):
nine and every day I have it not rout nine,
I'm sorry, shore road, and every day I have to
take a left on the Shore Road. What that light
is so miscalculated that what it does is it backs
up and blocks the black Horse Pike. So now the
light turns green, but everyone's still blocking the black Horse Pike.

(10:24):
Now you have people coming down the black Horse Pike
that are laying on their horns because people had the
green light to turn now it's red. Yeah, that's me.
I'm sitting at the light last night where I'm not
even moving and now you and this is how it is.
It's called It's called at somebody in and they let
you in that one person, person in person. It's how

(10:45):
you're supposed to do it, dude, when you I can
be in traffic as long as I'm moving, when I'm parked,
I hate it. That's what I was. I can't stand it, dude,
because I just it drives me insane. Yeah, and why
pe list, that's the only downfall. They'll never get it right.
You have such a mass amount of people. I get it.
But even there's cops on the corner, I'm like, nobody
can direct traffic and figure this whole thing out. Well,

(11:07):
they finally blew up the idea of the Sixers being
in Center City. Thank god they are going to keep
it in South Philly because even in South Philly the
traffic's bad. What it would be like in Center City? Yeah,
and it's it's people are cutting people off and they're
laid on their way. Now we're in a two lane.
I'm watching somebody on the side, like the one lane
in between the lathes. That guy's going all the way
up and as somebody lets him, and I'm like, you're

(11:28):
all part of the That's always my favorite person when
you're stuck in shame man, Like, especially on a highway,
you're stuck in traffic, and you get that one guy
who has the bright idea to go down on the shoulder.
He's an absolute jerk off. Yeah, that's the for it.
You don't think we've all thought of that, dude. You
don't think we all have thought about riding that shoulder
and then eventually you're gonna end up. It's not gonna

(11:48):
get you to where you're going. Yeah, like when you
mess up my takeout order, that's what that that infuriates me.
This is the other way as far as traffic and
trying to get out of a park a lot disaster. Yeah,
that's And how was it coming back? Time cleared out?
Not terrible? But I see I've left the I'd left
the sporting event before. And the way the cops even
they can't get it right. I'm like, the bridge ramp

(12:09):
is right there for me to get and they wanted
they detore me, like through a neighborhood once. I'm like what, Yeah,
I guys, I know I have my lot. I know exactly.
It's it's it's right there on packer ave. You're in
and out, dude, I'm in. It's I believe lot m
right by uh jentro. Yah. Yeah, it's right there. It's

(12:30):
right across in the baseball stadium at the bathroom's right
there in between the tractor trailers. Yes, yes, yes, I know.
I went with you once. We did. Dude, that is
I'm in and out. I've never been more than like
And here's my here's what I've learned too that you know,
you stayed to the end of a concert and of
a game whatever. Honestly, we've learned to reverse tailgate where
we start to tailgate watching everyone in traffic. Yeah, you know,

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so you get back to your car, you might as
well wait half hour forty five minutes, sit back and relax.
We break out the chairs because you're not going anywhere.
So either you're gonna be miserable sitting in your car,
or you could, you know, throw the football around for
a while until the traffic breaks up. I was leaving.
I don't know what it was a game, Oh, I
think I took. I think it was motocross I want
with my kid and no traffic for that. It was people.

(13:14):
It was traffic this time. These generates love it. It
was people like waiting at the exits and they're screaming
at people, and I'm watching people like like smoke their tires,
remember that when you hit on the break and all that,
And they're looking at me. I'm like, I'm I'm in
my wife's Chevy Equinox. Yeah I'm not. I'm not smoking anything. Yeah.
I just want to leave. That's all I want to do.

(13:34):
Gangry old man. There's nothing better, not a better feeling
than when you get on the bridge, when you finally
hit the bridge and you're like, all right, I'm home,
clear sailing, let's go, let's get back down the shore.
That's the thing I would never I could never live
in the city. The parking, the driving. I was reminded
yesterday about how much I hate it all. One of
my wife's best friends, she lives right in the heart

(13:56):
of South Philly. Dude, I've circled her house for forty
trying to find a parking spot. Yep, and I've just
given up. Honestly, There's been a couple of times I
told my wife, I'll come pick you up in a
couple hours, like I don't need I don't, I don't.
I can't do this. They're like, well, park on the sidewalk, No,
I don't want to park on a sidewalk. That can't
be legal. That in parking in the middle of industry
cannot be legal. I don't want to do any of that.

(14:19):
Look garage, what you uh, kids are cooking, men are cooking,
everyone's cooking. I got tickets for you, right It's it's
the help raise money for the Boys and Girls Club
of Atlantic City. It's a cool event. You can try
all kinds of food from South Jersey and it's all
going on in Atlantic City. Very ritzy event. Yeah, I'll

(14:40):
describe it like this. If you're ever like at a
Costco or Sam's and they have that little booth set
up where they can't give me a free samples. You
just walk around the whole room and it's actually really
good drink, drinks, food, There's there's giveaways, uh, you know,
all that kind of stuff. And it's all to raise
money for the Boys and Girls Club of Atlantic City.
Like I said, very ritzy event. If you want tickets

(15:01):
six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven six
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you're gonna get in six zero nine six seven seven,
one hundred seven. You could help this child. And we
actually have a child in the studio. That's right, hey,
right here, you can help this child. What's your name? Justin?
Little do you could help little Justin with just ten
dollars a day. Little Justin's here and he wants you

(15:23):
to win these tickets so he can go on to
further live a better life. I'll take some more coffee, Justin.
All right, Justin? Where do you want to go? Justin?
He wants to go to dregsl My god, look at
his eyes. Man, So we need to raise money for
little Justin to go to Drexel. Okay, all right, all right, buddy,
we're gonna get you there. Somebody's gonna call him. We're

(15:43):
right there, pal, alright, Tiger, stay right there, just sit
right there. He's gonna be with us all morning. Ah,
Boys and Girls Club, we're helping raise money with. Men
are cooking, kids are cooking, everyone's cooking. Six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred and seven six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred seven six zero nine six
seven seven heads. There's some rock news for you, iron Maid.

(16:09):
Their guitars lost this house in the wildfires. In California. Uh.
This past Friday, uh Adrian Smith's White made the heartbreaking
announcement on Instagram, sharing multiple photos of a sunset that
collectively had the caption, uh, we lost our house. Thank
you for all your kind words of support last sunset.

(16:29):
Do you afford to live there? Iron means a pretty
big band. I mean they tore Arenas uh so, so yeah, man,
it sucks. It's it's not getting better. It's you know,
the fire is still burning in the Palisades, the Paliside Palisades, Palisades,
So yeah, it's uh, it's tough, man, you know. And

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a lot of celebrities got whacked, but a lot of
non celebrities got whacked too. I know we're only talking
about the celebrities, but there's a lot of people that
live there outside of celebrities. Yeah, they said the area
it is is there, like'll have just regular people too,
not celebrities living there because you want to be like
kind of in the suburb of the city.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
I feel bad for that. I feel bad for everybody.
It sucks. I think it was the he was the
coach of the God I don't know, JJ Reddick. Yeah,
with the Lakers, He's like, maybe you were telling me
about how like his kid had made him a picture
and he framed it. He's like things like that. You
can't get back. Oh dude, yeah, I mean you lost everything.
You took whatever you could take, and after that it's

(17:27):
all done and it's there's nothing left. I mean, these
houses are burned down to the ground. So it just sucks. Man.
It's sad, you know. And there's the ways that I think, Look,
you aren't going to stop the fire, but there were
ways to I think contain it a little bit better,
you know, with water Scott in Water would have been
a big one. That that definitely would have would have

(17:47):
been a big one and a plan for the National Guard.
It would have been nice to the guy. John Dola
Mayan from System of a Down. He responded Nicky Glazer's
joke at the Golden Globes. Nicki Glazer hosted the Golden
Globes last week and she made a joke about Glenn Close.

(18:08):
When she was bringing up Glenn Close to the stage,
she said, let's see here present our next award from Netflix.
Back in Action, three time Golden Globe winner, Hollywood Icon
and former drummer of System of the Down. Glenn Close, right, stupid,
stupid joke. Funny. The guy from System of a Down

(18:30):
thought it was very funny. They actually took to social
media and said, I guess the cat's out of the bag.
This is what the drummer wrote. The fact is Glenn
Close wrote the wrote the drums for most of the
second as System of an Down album Toxicity, and had
to come into lockdown decent takes of a few songs.

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I just couldn't handle because they were so difficult, they said.
Glenn Close actually responded and said, thanks for keeping a
secret so long and yeah, so at least they're in
on the joke. Yeah. So they also took the social
media inset, but he didn't know. But he didn't know.

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Somewhere between our first drummer and John Glenn Close was
airing ess up on drums for us, so continuing the
joke from the Golden Globes. They haven't been mentioned in
a long time, so good for System of a Down. Yeah, yeah,
they're an odd band. Let's see here. Do you want
to hear some of the top rock albums of the

(19:32):
twenty first century? So far and waiting since we've got
here for the listed, yet We've had twenty four years
in Nickelback for the highest ranked charting rock artists of
the twenty first century so far. Good for them, you know,
flip everybody a finger Nickelback, Good for you? I got
no bft Nickelback. The band also has the biggest rock
album of the decades so far, with two thousand and

(19:54):
five All the Right Reasons claiming the number nine spot overall.
I'm not gonna wear a Nickelback T shirt, but good
for you. Lincoln Parks in there at Hybrid Theory came
in at number twenty one. Dawtrey his self titled two
thousand and six debut album came in at number twenty three.
Evanescence the two thousand and three album Falling That came

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in at number thirty three. Avre Levine Do we call
that rock? Let's Go Back In two thousand and two
came in at number forty seven. Creed with Human Clay
came out number forty eight, and Kid Rocks Rock and
Roll Jesus Land at number forty nine. That was the
one with all summer long, there he gathered than Kid Rock.

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I could I couldn't care less than any of them. You, dude,
you love Cree, you love Evanescence. You wore dude. I
saw you over the weekend. You had an Evanescence head
band block. Why did my wife post that picture? You
were working out, you had your wristbands, your Evanessence wristbands. Well,
when you do yoga, hot yoga, you sweats morning shots

(21:00):
right here on this radio station, one hundre point seven
w z XL, Sat, Jersey's rock station. So my wife
is a very big New year. You know, I want
to start new things, and me and her are always trying,
you know, ways to kind of keep things fresh. And
you know, we had a kind of a very hectic year.
So she's like, hey, this year, I really want to,
you know, make sure that me and you have like

(21:21):
one night a week where it's just us. And I said, yeah,
you know, like a little date night, you know. And
I'm you know, kids know nothing like that. Just me
and you need that. Couples that do that, they don't last,
or couples that do that last. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Couples that don't do that, they don't do that, they
don't last, don't last. Yeah. So uh so I go Okay, yeah,
you know, I'm all for it. She's like, well, now,

(21:43):
she's very big on She goes, well, you figure it out,
and I'm like, oh, okay, I've gotten this all right,
So you figured out now, I'm like, okay. Like to me,
I'm like, hey, let's go to our local bar, right,
we like their food. Right, I'm not drinking, but she
can knock back a couple of cocktails, right, so let's
let's go do that. To me, that's a date night,
because you know that I'm cool with that, but I

(22:06):
know that that to her, that's not a date night.
Real quick, and be honest with you. Of all the
people that I know, you and her do spend a
lot of quality time together. If you guys were bowling,
you guys do day drinking and stuff together.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
We do.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
We do a lot. Man. I thoroughly enjoy hanging out
with her, and I tell I tell her that too,
because you know, like we were talking, we were just
having like a conversation about life and stuff over the weekend,
and she was talking about maybe how like I don't
share my feelings enough or something like that. You know,
something that you're like a wife wile talking, I've said
that to you a million times. I feel like you
don't share your feelings with me either. And I said,

(22:37):
I said, look, you know how you talk about your
dogs and you want to take your dogs to a
place that is it's like awful for dogs and then
show them that they have a good home at your home.
Right now, I'd like to take them to heaven after
they bit me. Yes, like, like, take your dog to
a place where like they're awful, right, and say like
this is where you could live. But but you know,
like my parents when we were kids, they would yell

(22:58):
at me and my brother and say, going to take
you to the slums, right, and it's scared of right.
So I told my wife that, I said, Babe, I said,
I would love for you to be a fly on
the wall at another couple's house and see how they
live and see how that husband treats them, because I
knowed way too many husbands who are a holes. Every

(23:20):
time my wife, dude, it's too many husbands who ignore
their wives, who cheat on their wives, who just don't
even want to be in the same room as their wives.
When my wife goes and does a girl's night, I
get this in the middle of the girl's night. I
love you, I appreciate you, because this is exactly what
she gets. She went away for the weekend and like, listen,

(23:40):
it was like nine girls. They had a great time,
but there's drama like one or two of them. She's like, boy, like,
we really do appreciate our husbands with her and another
girl say, we really do appreciate You're right, man, how
bad it is? Yeah, So I want I want to
be a fly on the wall to a couple that
like And I'm gonna say that's probably seventy percent of
married couples. Yeah. Now, social media, real life, real life.

(24:02):
Don't believe anything you see on social media. Listen. I
I may not be in the greatest shape, and I
got gray hair and I'm fifty fifty one almost, but
but yeah, I treat my I do treat my wife
with a lot of respect. She does appreciate it. So,
like to me, I'm like, hey, you know, you want
to do a date night? All right? Cool? To me?
At date night is just you know, whatever, But she's
like all right. So I'm like, it's not as bad
as she thinks it. And now I'm just going through cash.

(24:23):
There's a couple of places I looked at and I'm like, whoa, Like,
all right, d because now I'm like, you know, I'm
Penny Pinsion for the for the for twenty twenty five,
And so I looked at some of the menu items.
I'm like, whoa, no, no, no, no, ne a dive bar.
So uh so we go we and it's not and
this isn't fancy at all, but it's someplace that I
would not pick because I'm not a seafood guy. We

(24:43):
want the Bonefish, right, It's it's fine, but I'm not
a seafood guy. Right. But I'm thinking I'm trying to
do something that she wants to do. She likes seafood.
We've gone there, she likes it. So I'm like, all right,
you know, we don't think it's super dressed up. And
that was your date night. That was nice Bonefish, right,
but like you know, like and and you know what,
am I gonna make like a pottery class? You know?

(25:05):
Are we gonna do dancing classes together? So now we
go and we're sitting at Bonefish and I'm at a
seafood place. I order a salad. I was at Red
Lobster with my bitch. You know, bonefish is the classier
of the red lobster. Red lobster. Yeah, it's a fancy
in any way, but it's something that she likes. So

(25:26):
I'm like, okay, I want to do something that she likes.
She likes seafood, she likes bonefish, she likes there's a
cocktail there that she likes. So I my god. So
then we're talking the next day and I was like,
I was like, man, I saw a commercial for Chili's
and they got this new like mozzarella stick sampler. Okay,
this is your thing. I looked at it. I was like, man,
I was like, we should have went to Chili's last night.

(25:46):
And you know what she said to me. She goes,
I would have been happy going the chili. She just
wants to be with you. Yeah, I got what. You
would have been happy going the ship. I said, I
want the bone fish. I hate seafood. I went to
Bonefish because I thought that's what you wanted to do,
and you would have went to Chili. It's in the
name fish, It's right in the name of the restaurant.
I could have got a mozzarella stick sampler. Well, see
that's what it is. Even my wife said, listen, you

(26:08):
know I do do things, but she wants it presented
a certain way. That's why I took That's why Chris's gifts. Man,
we went away. It was a one night thing. Why
more people don't do that? I get it. All they
want to do is spend time. Like we have a
nice little spot we like, we'll go up there for drinks. Man,
It's like it's usually we call it a why not Wednesday? Like,
why not just do it on a Wednesday? Because you
have to get up three that's the part of the problem. Yeah,
because I'm in bed, that's the why not. Yeah, but

(26:30):
we do it. But you're right, man, it's just those
little little it's a packaging GISTs. Yeah, we're teaching a
class on how to save your marriage out there. Well
the best is you know, I'm thinking, okay, you know,
I'm taking her out. It's going to be you know,
let's let's let's do this right, uh, you know, let's
you know, maybe get home, no kids around, right to bed. Really, yeah,

(26:51):
you got a bone fish on your own? Yeah you know. Yeah,
I got boned. See yeah, not by her. I tell
my wife, and I'm sorry. If there's a eight involved. Yeah,
we're banging. That's this the way it is. That we've
gone on a date. I put a I put a
pair of pants on and we went out to dinner.
We come back. That's yeah, that's a date. You bang
after that? Yeah, she will part because I don't want
to be there. She was sore. She was sore from

(27:13):
from boxing class. And I'm like, and the next thing
I know, I turn her on the landman. Right the show,
we're like an episode and a half inch passed out
Ivan Drago. Yeah, I wanted to I wanted to drive
for oil. That's a old That's why you're sitting at
bove binch So. Yeah, and when I could have been
sitting at Chili's. No, now that's next. You damn right,

(27:35):
that's next. Be weird when I show up, man, I'm
gonna make her sit at the bar. Look, we we
get back. Knock out some headlines. All right, it's a
bunch of point seven zxls Aftery's rock station in the
z XL Morning Show on a conspiracy corner with Gary

(27:56):
g Garcia. Gary Garcia G stands for Gangsta. I'll tell
you what, man, It's up on a Facebook dot com.
Ford Slash Jojo and Scotti. Over the weekend, you dropped
a new comedy special on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yeah, mixtape, comedy mixtape, Man specials. You know, specials costs
money in you and you actually, like, you know, prepare
for it. This was like a last minute thing. We
just happened to record something that came out really good,
so we put it out.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
It's called you could get killed for telling you this,
and it's up at Facebook dot com. Ford, Slash, Jojo,
and Scotty go check him out. Man Gary Gary, because
his day job is comedian, now we bring him in
for conspiracies. That's his night job. I wish we'd used that.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Basically, this is my night job.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
I wish we used the name for this show. That's
a great name.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
I could get killed for telling you this.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
So Gary G boy. Last week was very busy when
it comes to conspiracies. You know, my wife is knee
deep in this. There is something very fishy about these
Los Angeles fires.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yeah, I would say so, you know, like I'm not.
It sucks because I hate looking at every every time
something disastrous happens. Right away, I'm waiting to see what's
you know, what the conspiracy is gonna be Yeah, I
never I never take it at face value anymore. And
I gotta be honest, like even with just like if
I'm looking at it at face value, not even listening
to what anybody says. Me and my son were watching

(29:14):
a bunch of the live footage last night, well yesterday,
rather my day's night, my night is day. But yesterday
we were watching it, and I was just like, why
is it that I'm seeing videos of like, you know, houses,
big mansions, burnt to the ground all the way all
the way down. You don't even see any any memory

(29:36):
of a couch, a TV, nothing, It's just complete dust.
But all the trees are standing.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Interesting in every picture.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Some of them got all their leaves. I'm like, okay,
but what about all the other trees? Bush, that's a
good one. You could be a comedian, dude, you could
be a comedian with that one. You just throw things
out there, yelling cause your cad when this.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Happened, You're like, okay, wildfire. You've heard about it, big deal,
right and all the time in this area. And you
go then you start hearing okay, well but the mayor
was out of town, and now we run out of water.
And you're like, okay, was that just because there's some.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Of those some of those reservoirs haven't been filled in.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Years because they were and they told them about this
months ago. This, yeah, about how they don't because they
needed to save the smelts. Yeah, the smelts, right, they
need the fire chief.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
The fire chief said that her first order of business
and what she was focusing on more was de I
that was the most yes, important thing, not whether or
not this water in the residence.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
And then look, I'm not going to be stupid here,
and I want people to know because I think a
lot of things got misconstrued this past week. A lot
of people are like, it's all the fault of these
di I hires, right, d I yeah right, d E
I right.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I think that has something to do with it.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Well, here's the thing. So a lot of and and
they're right, the fires are gonna happen no matter what.
But you gotta put the right people in place to
fight the fire. Yeah right, it's not I don't care
if you're the best.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
The fire chief said. They asked the would you be
able to carry my husband out if he's in a fire,
and she said, if you if I had to carry
your husband out of a fire in the wrong place.
He put himself in the wrong place.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
That's not the answer you want from a firefighter.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Well, that's just like I was telling judge, or that's
just the rudest way to say no.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
So the answer is no.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
But instead of just going no, I probably can't, you went, well,
you know, if I had to carry him out, he
put himself in the wrong place.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
So here's what happens A lot of people or like, well,
you're bashing lesbian so you're bad, you're you're you're bashing gays. No,
you're bashing other races.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Could you imagine if if the due said that, you
dude said, if I got to carry your wife out
of a fire.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
But the thing is to put you want the best
people to work the jobs job. Yes, yes, and what
we saw was a complete failure because people were not
prepared because they they didn't belong in those jobs. They
didn't the National Guard ready.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
They exactly are they or are they doing exactly what
they're supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
So nothing Okay, two days have come up. Two things.
First of all, I hope that this wasn't just because
of covering up for p. Diddy because one of the
one of the things is they burned down a little
bit of a stretch. I think that's but you're burning
all the evidence. The second one, and this is interesting
and I've heard about this one, and this is the
one I believe. Yeah, they're talking about these smart cities

(32:25):
that they're trying to destroy. These we spoke about them cities.
I think maybe two years ago we might spoke about
and this has have come up, that they were planning
or making the smart city. And this is a perfect
I read.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
I read.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
I read an article that was supposedly, you know, allegedly
it was written like maybe a year ago or two
years ago, where they were talking about wanted to build
the smart cities in la which they also supposedly allegedly
wanted to do in North Carolina and and in Hawaii.
So you know, like you're looking at all these places.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
That's what it was.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Maui and you still haven't heard anything about mouth what's
going on out there. We have no idea how to
let the people back.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
They don't talk about it.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
They look for two. She's very lucky, Oprah. Big fire
in Maui, Big mansion, didn't burn down, didn't big mansion
didn't burn down.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yeah, good for open, very lucky, very lucky. She's as
lucky as Diddy is with pneumonia. They like all the
people dive in pneumonia, but he never even catches a sniffle.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Now, I'm not sure if this is true or not,
but I saw this on the internet, So it is
if they showed a satellite image that all these fires
started at the same time but in different places. So
now it come up and there wass it sparked in
somebody's backyard. Now they're saying there was some guy running
around with a blow torch that was starting and homeless
a lot of homes, blaming the homeless, that the homeless

(33:46):
live up in the woods.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, the unhoused, Yeah, the homeless. Guess you'd have to know,
because the lunatics.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
You'd have to know that this is the ideal time
to start a fire, because it was a perfect storm.
There's fires and now there's one hundred on our winds.
He said, I'm gonna start it and this is just
gonna blow and just destroy LA.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Don't you believe it, No way, man, I think I
think they're burning it down on purpose because they want
to rebuild the small cities. I think they're gonna do it.
In Ohio. I think they're gonna do it, and they're
probably doing it already in Maui.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
We don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
They built the wall around it so you can't even
see them rebuilding.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
You know, even.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Constructions put the little hole in the wall, so you
stay in because that's what dudes do.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
It'll be interesting to see if you know who comes back.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
It'll be And here's the thing, isn't the in Sherman's
companies like kind of lucky. You think about North Carolina.
They just dropped everybody from their flood, right from their flood,
and this time they drop thousands of people from their
fire right before a major fire. You know, i'd watch
out for what's going on in New York. I personally
think there's probably gonna be a big thing in New
York too, because they want to build a small city

(34:47):
in New York too as well.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
You know those celebrities out of there, these are their houses.
They make, tell the money. They love California. They were.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
It's also easier to rebuild when or you got to
do is shovel away a bunch of you know, the
already done, and and luckily the trees is still there
so they don't have to replant the trees. See last night,
And that's what gets me the most, is the tree thing,
because I thought that, you know, we use trees to
start fires. Isn't that what we cut up into like

(35:17):
wood logs and throw on a fire. So even if
it was still standing, shouldn't it at least be on
fire melting this I look if I And that's the
other thing too. We noticed that a lot of the
houses that are on fire. I mean it could be
I don't know. It's probably because of gas pipes and
stuff popping, I guess. But most of the fires are

(35:39):
from the inside of.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
The houses, not the outside. Not the outside.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
If you look, the fires are just it's burning inside.
The outside of the house isn't burning.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Maybe I would say gas lines for sure.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
I would think it might be gas lines. I don't know,
you know, I'm a very you know, I got ged,
you know.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
And then and then you have the government covering stuff up,
the mayors out of town, having newsome you know, we
know he's a crook, Like can you be this bad
at your job? The fire hydrants filled up with water. Yes,
like if you want to save the smell, the smell,
they got to save the smell. They've done everything they fish. Yeah,
it tastes disgusting. And I saw like a like a

(36:17):
bunch of it looked like sperm. Yeah, why are we
saving this?

Speaker 3 (36:20):
It just looked like oversized sperm. It's horrible.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
And then yet, and once again, it's been known for
years that they are not prepared for this, and then
here it is, here it is.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Well, you know, well, for one thing is it is
a nice distraction.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Well, now we're not talking about the Tesla Bamber, We're
not talking about Louisiana, New Orleans, not talking about Diddy,
not talking about Dinny.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Even though there was a little talk about Dinny. They
said that he had like a breakdown in prison because
he's he's in there with the dude who shot that bank,
dude with your eye rouse. Yeah, so he's saying that
dude's getting more attention than he is and apparently he
doesn't like it, and he keeps inviting them to the
Orange parties, but he doesn't show up up. So he's
very upset. He keeps telling did he know.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
What did I hear about this too. There's I guess
there's a tunnel system in l A.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yes, these people, Joe, we spoke about Amember the active
bond where they say that, like the auto bond is
a thing called the active bond underneath la that that's
why you never see really huge star stuck in traffic.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
And they actually travel like Disney World.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Dude. But here's the thing though supposedly there's like maps
of the tunnels, Like like l A was a big
bootlegging place, so back in the day, a lot of
tunnels were built. Listen, I always say, man, look, having
tunnels under their house. What is that's not illegal? Don't
be mad because you ain't got no tunnels. We're not
making tunnel money.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
That's right. But make a lot of money, make tunnel.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
If you're making tunnel money, then it makes.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Sense to have a tunnel. But if you want you're
making tunnel money and you don't have tunnels, that's on you.
But evidence and destroy the tunnels. This is the way
to do it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Yeah, I would say yes, if you have a house
that you want to give it to the evidence the
whole city.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah. Imagine you're a guy who just murdered his family
and he's fire start. Oh yeah, the best thing ever,
the best timing in the world. You're just you know,
you get your If you happen to like light him
on fire, then you're like, whoa dude, you're you're you're
home free.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
You just think it was meant to be, Will go
right away.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
J would have walked away with this no issue. You
want Tom not.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Terrible, my mind thinks, and I'll probably get a couple
of calls for this one. But I was sitting there thinking,
you know, the public enemy saw burn Hollywood. Burn didn't age.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Well, yeah, you know, like bombs over Bagdad too.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Yeah, like Biggie when he when he did blowing up,
like the World Trade.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah crazy if you I want to feel bad for Hollywood,
but it's tough. It's hard to feel bad for.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
It's not hard for me. It's it's not here's here's
the way I feel. I feel it's messed up for
people to be happy that anyone is losing everything, see,
because I look at it like this, Yeah, they got mansions,
some of them are rich. But those people who lost,
you know, their their insurance, you know, and who's to say,
like everyone has their dream house let's say I find
let's say this special does well and finally gets me

(39:13):
into my dream house. But that's all it does. It
helps me to get my dream house and maintain it.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
But don't forget, of course, the party to be at
my house. We want to yeah, we want to get
to bedroom. Yeah, but then when the red lights come
on at your party, I have to leave.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
When their conditioning, when the air conditioning turns off?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
The Yeah, when it's Gary G freak party.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Spot parties, Gary G.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
There's a lot of things going on in your life,
right ac jokes dot com. Ac jokes dot com. That's
the club, baby, And now you can go and see
Gary G. He dropped a mixtape special. Yeah, I could
get killed for telling you this. It's called It's at
Facebook dot com, Forward, Slash, Jojo and Scotti. Go check
it out, Gary.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Catch it on the rated G YouTube channel as well.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
And where can people find you?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
And you can find me at ac jokes dot com
and every Monday night at midnight at the Not Quite
Tuesday Show over in New York City at the Grizzly Pair.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
All right, carried to you. We love you, buddy, I
love you, guys man.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
I don't get killed no way.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Man.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Yeah, look, are you suicidal?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I am not suicide about to say that to just
like you said that.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I like the jinks. Be dog, you get bat will
knock out some trash. Oh why love trash? Anything thirty
or anything racket rock or roughing. Yes, love trash. There's

(40:43):
some trash for you. Tom Holland him and Zendaya are engaged.
You know they met on the Spider Man movies. These
kids are gonna make it. Dude. She's she She's a talented,
pretty young lady. H He's a talented, young, handsome fella.
So there engaged, and I guess her dad has some

(41:04):
type of social media presence. No, no, no, Tom's dad
does dominic com. Here we go. So he revealed this
Spider dad does. He built by Spider Dad. He revealed
that Tom planned every detail of the proposal and that
he joked that he doesn't have to worry about calling
up the cash for the ring because I think Tom's
got a handled like I think Zendja is a bigger star,

(41:26):
but he makes that good Marvel money despite be a
Spider I think he's made more money. But yeah, I
think she's the breakout Star. Right, she's did way more
successful stuff. Yeah, she's in really real films, like she's
a Spider Man. He's tried to do other stuff outside
of Spider Man Don't Spits. Yeah, it hasn't been good.
It's Robert how it went. Dennis Quait stayed calm during
wildfire evacuations, pausing to advise others to turn off their

(41:48):
gas lines before leaving. That helps little fires. Jennifer Gardner
shared with MSNBC that she felt guilty because she's her
house was saved, and she said she lost one of
her best friends in the fire, Paris Hill and pledge
one hundred thousand dollars and we'll match the first one
hundred thousand donated to an emergency fund from her nonprofit
eleven eleven Media Impact to aid fire victim. It's like,

(42:09):
if you're standing there in your house wasn't touched. I
don't know, man, I think I'm lighting it up. Do
I want to live around all that caps? So in
the next couple of years, Mel Gibson was on one
of the Fox or one of the News Nation, and
he was talking about that because he finally got because
he was on Joe Rogan Joe Rogan's podcast has his
house burning down. Even said on the podcast, he goes,

(42:30):
when I get done this, I may not have a house. Yeah.
So his house ended up burning down, but he talked
about how like there's still two houses on the street.
They're standing and they're fine. But yeah, like, what are
you going back to? You no electricity, no gas, Like,
it's not livapoole conditions. You're just staring it at at
just I mean a warzone. It's gonna smell like smoke.

(42:51):
You know, you have to deal with all that, dude,
not me. I'm kicking the whole thing down. I'm taking
my car, running it through my as I'm just starting
to fire myself. It is kind of cool to see,
you know, these actors stepping up a little bit. Steve
Gutenberg was there helping people evacuate. Yeah, I don't think
the reporter knew who he was. Didn't He didn't wouldn't
know either. I don't think I would. It was just
weird because the black guy that does the voices, he

(43:11):
was behind Steve Gutenberg helping move cars. Also, he was
making fire engine noises with his mouth, like where are
these fire engines at? Bob can't Goldwaite, just moving moving
power lines. Boy, let's see here. Do you know who
Lily Allen is? Oh? Yeah, I guess she's a pop

(43:34):
star in England. She was married to the guy you
know a lot of the show Stranger things. Yeah, you know,
the sheriff. Yeah, they were married for a while. She's
checked herself in the rear. Mandy Moore. She lost her
house in the fires. And I guess a lot of
these celebrities are starting to put up go fundme pages
and a lot of people are like, yo, yo, what

(43:55):
are you doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got like you
got some money. You really a go fund me page.
I know you lost your house, but come on, man,
you can fly away, go be safe while your house
gets built by the insurance, and we'll see what happens
for all that. Let's see here, Oh, Dave Coolier, cut
it out. That's Uncle Joey from Family was all House

(44:20):
Family Ties, No full house, remember no, no, no. The
uncle in the full house was Tom Hanks and he
was drunk. Remember yeah, he was a drunk and he died.
Remember he punched Michael Alex p. Keaton by accident because
they were fighting in the family room. And then they
told him not to go to get help, and then
it ended up dying in a drunken driving accident. I

(44:42):
believe that was a two parter. Well, Dave Coolier is
cancer and he gave it update on his cancer on
the Full House Rewind podcast. He said, side effects have
side effects, and then you take a drug to counteract that,
and this and that. So it's this constant cocktail where
your body is in fight or flight mode and you're
just trying to adjust to it. Okay, how am I

(45:04):
adjusting the steroids? How am I adjusting to the chemo cocktail?
It's a little bit of an internal battle, he continued.
He said, it's a constant fight that's coming from the
great Dave Coolian from Full House. Uh, let's see here
Will Farrell. Over the holidays, Will Farrell brought back his
buddy the Elf character from the film Elf. But it
wasn't the Elf that we know. It looked like an

(45:26):
Elf that had been drinking for three days. He was
drinking a beer with a cigarette hanging out of his
mouth and he was at a hockey game. I saw that. Yeah,
great move on his part. He was on the New
Heights podcast. That's the Kelsey Brothers. He said, for season
ticket holders of the Elie Kings. I told my wife,
this is Will Ferrell talking over the break. It would
be funny if I just got to buddy the Elf costume.

(45:48):
It didn't shave for like a week, and then I'm
just sitting there with a candy cigarette, and I'm just
gonna sit there and see how people react. He said,
It's gonna get people's attention. The reaction was insane, like
what's he doing? Is he promoting something? But occasionally I
just like to do weird things to stir it up.
Give me bad Alf, man, Have we got bad Santa?
Maybe there's a bad Elf movie there. I could see that,

(46:09):
but that bad? That bad Santa too, I haven't even
seen that. That was tough. Man. If you used to
see it, do that bad? It was bad. It was
you know what didn't wasn't needed? One of those things
in life that just wasn't needed. Didn't need father three,
not needed, not need it, not need. One hundred point
seven ZXLS out chairs. He's rock station in our ZXL
workforce employed the day. Good morning, Wait, yeah man, you did, buddy?

(46:33):
What's your name? Tony all Right said, were making the
ZXL workforce employed. The day it's for men are cooking.
Have you ever been?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
But I was gonna go, but now I guess now
you got tickets. I dressed up a little bit. It's
a real fancy event. It's kind of like that little
kiosk at Costco. You just walk around, you just keep
keeping free sands bolts of food. It's actually pretty cool.
I mean, wear a college shirt. I would have to
dress up too much. I'll just wear shorts of the
T shirt. But do what I do, like I have
that like that, like I have a go to old
football tra is you when I know I'm gonna go

(47:01):
out and eat wings during a football game? So where's
something you could spill on the front because you're gonna
be eating perfect? Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah, U d for life?
You got it all right, my man? Yeah, you're going
to uh it's hold on, give me a sec I
want to. I want to give it a real plug.
Let me let me get real. Now are you bringing
your wife or girlfriend? You're bringing a buddy. Okay, it's

(47:23):
a good move. I mean she's gonna be down a
cup standing up, but it's gonna be a good times.
A lot of fancy chefs out there, and they got
cool stuff too. Yeah, there was like some wings. Last
time I was there. I think there was like some
fancy macaroni and cheese. You'll enjoy it. All right, we're
gonna get some details right now. Scotty jumped online. So
hold thee Let's Get Cooking event? All right, we're gonna

(47:44):
hook you up February fifth, the Let's Get Cooking Event. Uh,
and it's the raise money for the Boys and Girls
Club Atlantic City. Great, oh man, you stay on hole,
We're gonna get all your info all right. You Hey,
did they take out men are Cooking because men aren't
good cooks? Is that what happened? Because I forget it.
I think it was because it was an I don't
know who, me and you years ago used to host

(48:05):
the event, and it originally was called men are Cooking.
Old joke was you know, they wanted us to make something. Yeah.
I think it was the guys trying to do something
and whatever it was, it used to raise money. It's
it's all for a good cause. The Boys and Girls
called Atlantic City. Uh. Then it changed to something else
and now it's uh, what is it? People are cooking? Yeah?
Let's get cooking. Let's get cook get cooking. So it's

(48:27):
let's get cooking. I believe it's at the water park
when I actually just boiled hot dogs. Oh dude, imagine
me breaking out the frozen pizza, put some chicken tenders
on time, some mots of rella sticks, you know, booth
there we're handing out free samples. Absolutely, I do it
in a second. But it's a water park, it's a
it's a very cool event. I guess that me and

(48:48):
you for years hosted it until we got ousted. And uh,
we usually get ousted out of every event that we host. Yeah,
because there's a couple of years that we do it
and then one year we just put in no effort
and then we get fired. Like the Nightlife for Words,
we used to host until we said some awful things
about the Yeah, yeah, that was that last year. I
was I kind of blacked out, so I kind of

(49:08):
remember half of it. Times MC light was there, or
a young MC young he was there, Young MC was
there something terrible too because he got ousted, or maybe
you just maybe you just need one young MC knight
and that's the girl who sang I think we're alone
now I think she was hitting on me. Tiffany. Tiffany,
she was there, she was you would go from pretty
poison was there. I wasn't there that year I was ousted.

(49:31):
You you didn't miss anything. Now you guys are roller skating. Yeah. Yeah,
we've done some really bad events. Didn't we do an
event with Eddie Munster? No, he was in our studio
right here. Yeah, the girls from the Bob the Mob
for Sexual Pleasure Device Bobin right here. I remember. It
was one of the first things we did with with
Eddie the Butch Patrick the Great Eddie Mounster whipped cream
everywhere it was and then they were washing them off

(49:53):
in the kitchen. I'm like, just take the things with you.
Eddie Munster from the show The Monsters is in our
kitchen washing pleasure us. Yeah, and that was the second
on a Tuesday, Ocean City and the good people from
the Fire Department and the E. M. S Squad. I

(50:15):
don't know what to do here, man. She pushed the
button again. Yeah. So my mom is one of those
LFE alert buttons, right, and uh it's you know, they're
they're around the house. And then she wears one around
her neck. I guess the other day. Now, she has dementia,
so I guess sometimes she forgets what it's for and
she must have picked it up the other night and
she hit it. Maybe she thinks it's a remote control.
Now there's but there's there's levels of security there. So

(50:38):
she hits that she's fine, she's not in an emergency.
She didn't fall and can't get up right. So first,
there's an intercom system that runs to the house where
they're like, uh, you know, ma'am, is everything okay, blah
blah blah. But the intercom is in the office, which
is upstairs that she never goes to, so she she
doesn't hear that. Now, secondary phone call gets put out

(51:01):
to my sister in law and me, okay, right, yeah,
so if I pick up, they can say, hey, this
is life alert or whatever. Hit again, yeah, yeah, Hey,
your dumb mom hit the button again? Is your mom? Okay? Right?
And I can I can go h well, you know,
I don't if I'm not there, I don't know. But
we've put cameras in the house so my brother can

(51:21):
tap in. So the other night, my sister in law
gets the phone call. First, she answers and she goes
a woman on the phone, and my sister in law goes,
hold on, let me check the cameras. We checked the cameras.
My mom's fine, she's up right, she's fine, she's sitting
there watching her shows, right, and she must have just
hit the button by accident. So the ones like without
confirmation from her, though, I think I still need to

(51:41):
send over the fire department. So now these guys know
my mom by like first name basis at this point, right,
because this happens all the time. So so now my
my my sister in law's like, what, I can see her.
She's fine, but I get it, I get it. You
want to be safe. Okay, fine, so then here you
go and now my mom. But my sister in law
calls my mom and tells her the fire department's coming,

(52:04):
so which kind of frazzles my mom. So the fire
department gets there, but now my mom can't hang up
the phone correctly, scared because she has dementia. Why why
is it the fire department not in like an ambulance
like look, because it's one and the same, so it's
it's kind of it's the rescue squad. Yeah, So so
now the firefighters are there, trying to figure out to
eat the life alert system, the phone system, the very

(52:27):
nice to my mom. They can't you know, like, I
hope I didn't interrupt their dinner, right, They're all sitting
around the firehouse having dinner, and here they get this
call for this crazy old lady. And then so now
the problem is my mom can't hang up her phone correctly.
So now we can't get a hold of her. It's
off the receiver, right, it's off the receiver. Yeah, but
now my sister in law can talk to my mom

(52:50):
through the cameras, but my mom doesn't know that because
we don't tell my mom their cameras, like twenty four
to seven. We tell her they only come on when
the life alert button gets hit because I don't want
like it. It's for her safety, but I still like,
I feel like that's a privacy thing. And my wife
will do I'll be doing something, You're like like through
the camera, what you okay? So my mom doesn't know
anything about technology. She doesn't know that you can drop

(53:11):
in on an Amazon Echo. She does. So now my
sister in law's talking to her like god, right, and
my Mom's super confused on what to do and now
my sister in law's trying to talk to her like
God through this camera system, trying to show her how
to hang up the phone. Dude, it's just like, yeah,
it never ends forever ever. You make that switch like

(53:32):
the like the bomb switch on an airplane, you like
a pass code. But the problem is she forget the
pass like you have to flip it up, like you
have to flip because it seems like it's probably something
I would hit. Stude. I've done while clean I've sat
and down before, and I guess my balls would hit
the There's a thing if you hold two buttons down
on your phone long enough, which I thought was the camera,
it'll call an emergency. Yeah, and it starts making a

(53:54):
sound and everything I've dialed. I've dialed emergency before, and
I'm like, no, no, you know, I'm fine. Sorry, you know,
I balls hit it when I sat down. I uh so,
they're these big buttons that just say help. And I've
hit it while cleaning my mom's house. Yeah, like by accident.
And but once again, I can go up to the
intercom because they give you about twenty seconds of intercom

(54:15):
where they're like, hello, is anyone there? Do you need help,
and if you're just like, yeah, sorry, I was moving
stuff and I hit it and they're like, okay, cool
as so long as you're at the house and everything's good.
But uh but yeah, man, I'm like, I'm just like, now, dude,
I honestly, the next pair of good tickets we get,
I'm giving them all to the Ocean City Fire Department.
You guys, you guys. Big high five to you guys,
big thank you. They're always great to her and they

(54:36):
know she's an older woman who lives by herself. Yeah,
they need more. You need more intercoms. Put them in
every room of the house. That's yeah. Yeah, Well that's
the problem is there's one intercom and it has to
be all by like where the phone is plugged in. Yeah,
so it's in, it's it's in a place that she's
never gonna hear it. Yeah, you're talking landline. Huh landline? Wow?
Oh yeah, this is all landline stuff. Yeah, dude. She's
never had a uh, other than a flip phone. That

(54:57):
was the only cell phone she's ever had. Wow. Yeah,
it's had an iPhone. She never had an iPad.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Now she's got cameras like Fort Knox man, dude, it's
in every room. But see, but once again it's it.
We have to yeah, right, like just to keep it that,
to keep our eyes on her. We have to do that.
But it's just like you just shake your head. Now
it's like eight o'clock on Saturday night and I'm like,
am I gonna have to go over to Ocean City
and make sure everything's fine? Like thank god, the fire

(55:22):
department was cool and they gave us the thumbs up,
you know, And now the fire department they're talking to
the cameras like they're crazy people too, right, Like they're
talking to God. She don't know why the fire department's there.
There's no fire. And the next day I'm like, hey,
I heard you got some company and she's like I did.
I'm like, Jesus, we get back. We'll not got to think, oh,
do you think you have it back? You think you've

(55:46):
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(56:08):
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it's like flipping its hair back, so you bang this thing.

(56:31):
It's still like a Yeah, it's still like a robot.
It's still too robody, I guess for me. But uh,
but there was a movie with that Chicka got bounced
from the Transformers movies. Oh dude, I watched it, Yeah, dude, yeah, yeah,
of course you know what's gonna happen, certainly. Yeah, it's
wife's in the hospital and he's banging the robot in
the garage. I'm gon, go, course, was that cheating?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (56:55):
I don't know. I say no because it's not, but yeah,
maybe it is. I don't know, but of course you
know what going to happen. Yeah, then and the wife
gets all pissed off. Now, they're fighting a robot and
then robot's trying to kill her. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah,
it was all right movie, and you knew damn well,
even though even the wife who's sitting in the hospital,
I don't know if she's dying or not, even if
she's Like really, there were other models you could have gotten.
You got the smoking hot Megan Fox one, of course,

(57:17):
of course I did. Yeah. Over the last few years,
we've all heard how important and undervalue quality sleep is
for overall health and mental well being. Well now scientists
have kind of given a list of things you need
to do for good sleep. You ready, anchor your internal
clock with a regular schedule. I tell my wife that
all the time. She you gotta keep on a schedule. Yeah,

(57:39):
start the day with some form of natural morning light exposure.
Wind yourself down with a regular pre sleep routine. Mine
is the football game I have money on. You'll work,
You'll sleep better in a cooler sleep environment. Okay, I'm
at sixty two. I'm pretty good there, dude. My wife
the other day she had the window. It's like twenty
eight degrees outside. She had window. Yep, Like she does

(58:01):
the same thing.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Mine.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Sleep in total darkness, get rid of the noise and distractions.
I'm big on that, man. I can't sleep with the
TV on or anything like dash, she trives me nuts.
All things you can't do if you have a wife,
that's the exactly. Or get up at three am like
we do. Do your best to manage the nighttime stress.
Figure it out if you're a night person, a morning person,
or somewhere in between, and adjust your schedule to accommodate

(58:25):
that morning person.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Man.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Yeah, and my body's like a clock. Even on the weekends.
It's like I wake up, I know it's four o'clock
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Now.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Sometimes in the weekends I can go back to sleep.
Sometimes I can't. An unidentified Australian woman was pissed off
about having to get a marriage annulled when she thought
she was just taking part in a social media stunt.
The unknowing bride was dating a social media influencer. He
convinced her to go along with the prank for his
Instagram content. She only learned that she was genuinely legally
married to the man. I guess. He used her to

(58:57):
gain permanent Australian residency, and on Thursday, the woman was
granted the annulment after a judge found she'd been tricked
into the matrimony by the man. So that's cool. Say, hey,
I'm we're gonna do a joke, right, I'm a social
media influencer. We're gonna do a joke. We're gonna pretend
to get married. But then he actually puts real paperwork
in front of her. Yeah, and now he can be
a citizen. Decided. No, it's perfect, it's fine. Have you

(59:19):
ever met anybody who did this, who like married somebody
so they could become a citizen. No, I knew. We
had a neighbor. I know, I found out was illegal
and here had a business and everything else, and she was, yeah,
she was doing fine. But yeah, yeah, I don't have
I'm not close friends with them. But yeah, I know
I know somebody who did that. They they they they

(59:41):
got married just like out of convenience. To make that
guy a citizen, I'm gonna do it. She has to
be smoking hot, like I had to get something out
of it. I guess, right, Like, I guess she's gonna
bang her way into this citizenship. Basically, I see, I
go cash, she's gotta pay you for it. Yeah, I
get both. How about that? But then what happened of
these guys who order brides from like Russia and like

(01:00:02):
the Philippines and like Vietnam and stuff like, Right, they
got to become citizens?

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Yeah, I don't know, Like I've heard stories about that
have yet to meet. You should have some pretty desperate friends,
Oh dude, Oh I oh, I know. Oh, I know
a couple of people who like, I know one guy
I won't say who he is. He would fly over
to these like third world Asian countries. Yeah, and dude,
he would have his just he would, you would you

(01:00:28):
It's like going shopping and just he would. He would
just take one home, just grab the hottest one. That's nice. Yeah,
and I'm not kidding, man. He would spend like two
weeks over there, these rock stations, the XL Morning Shop.
I don't mean to bash this guy, but I realized,
if I'm gonna watch a football game, there's nothing better

(01:00:48):
than watching it at home. I get roped into this
this thing. Yes, so my buddies get together. Now. My
one friend, he's that guy who well he's constantly working
on a car. Right, so he's got this big, this
big garage he build it's up on the lift. The
car has never been touched, but it's just ripped apart. Looks.
It's one of those things that you can when people
come over. He bill, Yeah, right, is my sixty seven

(01:01:10):
Chevelle I've been working on. He's got to he's got
plans for it, but it's never been touched. It's got
suicide doors, and I think it's one of those things
where when you finally get done the project, it's like,
I don't know, it's defeating. Like you like the idea
of having something right, you like something to do. So, yes,
all the guys are getting together. Hey, come over watching
the Eagles game. I'm like, all right, man, I'll swing over.
Where are we watching it? Oh? Man, you're not an

(01:01:32):
Eagles fan? So it sucks for you. Well, I got that.
I got money on the game, so I took yees.
So I actually I can actually root with the guys
because I'm trying to win money. I got minus five
and a half something. Okay, so you were so you won? Yeah? Yeah,
yesterday almost didn't. Man, it was crazy that you're waiting
for that back door. Cover. Man, with those seven points
would have been twenty two seventeen but yeah, cover, So
that was fine. So I'm happy. I'm watching he has

(01:01:52):
some food and stuff. Like, well, where where are we watching?
He's like, oh, in his garage. I'm like his garage.
Oh his garage, bro, I go there now. He built
a little room off to the side. I thought that's
where those are the pictures I saw where he has
like a TV and it's like set up and everything else.
It's like it's it's his man cake right exactly. And
I had no problem with that. I walk in. It's

(01:02:15):
an actual garage. Please tell me you're sitting on an
engine block, bro. Like, okay, I'm sitting at a table
where there's work being done. I'm looking at a TV
that's hung up on the How can you hear the
game when you're zip zip zip zip? I won't get
almost hit my head on this truck that's up on
this lift. I'm sitting on a stool. There's oil in

(01:02:37):
the handle of the fridge. I'm like, what happened to
the brand new room he built. He's like, oh, well
that's where he that's where he has his side by
side and his truck. He's working on him. Like okay,
so we're watching the game in the garage.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
I'm like, no, never again.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
I had a beautiful I have a fake I have
a fake leather Chesterfield couch, and I got my TV downstairs.
I should have just stayed at home. Not the not
the guy, but this is his thing, or watching it
in the garage, I'm sitting on a stool. That's what
my uh my oldest daughter came over with her little guy. Right,
she could care less about football, but we're like, come over.
We made her favorite dinner and so you know, we

(01:03:13):
we we have been watching her little guy all day.
And so she comes over after running some errands and dude,
he's been perfect all day. Right, I've been watching football
all day. He's been doing his own thing. He's having fun.
And she does that thing where the Eagles game is
gonna start. She starts pulling all his toys and putting
them out in front of the TV. And she's like,

(01:03:34):
can we build a fort? I go no, I go no,
you can't. The Eagles game's coming on, and don't. I
don't want him playing in front of the TV because
that's where we're watching the game. I'll be honest, I
would have taken that over watching in the garage, like, like,
do you want to watch it in the fort like
he ordered tails and like there was food and stuff
and it's sitting next to like the forty greasy fingers
or putting it on the plate. It's on top of

(01:03:56):
a snap on a toolbox. I'm like, no, that's you
just wanted to show off. Next time, you show me around,
show me around the room, and then send me a video.
Show me where we're watching together. Okay, this guy just
wanted to show off those cars. He's working. We're watching
the TV now, I can see the score underneath the score,
the way he has the TV set up, like you

(01:04:16):
gotta you gotta configure it with whatever Amazon firestick you're using.
I can't see the time at the bottom. So I'm
looking at school. I don't know how much times left
and a half. I'm like, what is this you got?
There's a setting where you can set that up. Yes,
he hasn't set that up yet, hang it up on
the wall, drill press even I'll take watching it at
home over going to the game, especially in the cold weather. Dude,

(01:04:39):
the money you spend, Like we went on Christmas Day
last year and it was cool, but it's like I
don't know, man, Like we had great seats, but it
was like, there's something about just being at home. Get
the bathroom five inch TV right look at you. It's
if I sit close enough, it's like I'm acting it.
That's right. Like I was next to Aaron Andrews. Everybody,

(01:05:02):
thanks you. I saw her yesterday. She's a great man.
My wife's a huge fan of Yeah. I know. I
I squeezed my fist and I look at her like
through a keyhole. Oh dude, how much she made like
thirty mil off that. Yeah, she's doing just fun. Yeah. Uh, everybody,
stay right there. We kick off a rock block. It's
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(01:05:26):
smiles with you, and when you're eleven, oh love, the
sun comes shining through. When you're crying, you're bringing on
their right. Stop your sad.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Stop this well to be happy in it where you smiling, smile,
keep on smiling and keep smile.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Dropping out. I know you guys are all My love
took me guys on my way to work.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
She's like, yeah, yeah, warming up, and I'm like I'm
out here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
We're rocking. Hey, thank you you got the fact? Yeah,
keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great. Good morning guys, Hilario,
let's take it. Oh God, is it my radio or
it's are you only broadcasting in Mana? This is the
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