TUESDAY 1-14-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm shy.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Do it live. I can go all write it and
we'll do it live and things sucks.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
I'm scotty. Good morning. You're some newsfallo use. On a Tuesday,
a South Jersey woman who has ties to a popular
children's recreation facility is facing charges in connection with a
sexual assault case involving a minor. Tara Carr, former part
owner of ver Stilly Kids Complex and Depper Township, is
charged with having sexual contact with a fourteen year old
boy in Salem County over the course of several months

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last year. Many of the encounters happened in a vehicle
in Marlton Park and Piles Growth. A police say car
would send the victim nude pictures and videos through Snapchat.
Ta ketos sold at all these stores nationwide are being
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the US Department of Agriculture they shipped all the They
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problem came to light after a consumer notified Valancia, California
based Best Way Foods of finding a piece of metal
in the product. Another person reported a dental injury from
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ones that are affected were produced July third of twenty
twenty four through September twenty fifth of twenty twenty four.
To the recall invob's nearly twenty five thousand pounds of
frozen chicken and cheese tikito products. Starbucks is reversing its
open door policy for almost seven years now, requiring people
to make a purchase if they want to hang out
in its coffee shopper use its restrooms. The coffee giant

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said yesterday that's the new code of conduct, which we
posted in all company owned North American stores. Will also
ban discrimination or harassment, consumption of outside alcohol, smoking, vaping,
drug use, and panhandling. That's news. What about sports? Big
win for the Rams. They beat the Vikings twenty seven
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Speaker 2 (02:20):
Have their problem lying to my kids, Oh yeah, I'll
do it all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Parent he is.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Their friends come over like, hey, can we ride the quads?
I'm like, no, no, you know they're not charged, they're
fully charged. Yeah, I just don't want you ride. I
don't want to deal with all that. I don't know
whether they got stolen yea. I don't want you to
wrapping it yourself around the tree. Dude, I'm not your dad.
I can't see whether you can or not.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
When my my, my, my little guy is his friend's over,
I'll make up an excuse. Hey buddy, we gotta run
out to the store or we got it, we have
an appointment we have to go to. And then they'll
all leave and he's like, we don't have anything we
gotta do, and I go. I know, and I'll flat
out tell them I go. I know it was time
for them to go. I told my wife we should
have lied. So uh so his birthday was yesterday. Now,

(02:58):
my wife, little guy or big guy, A little guy,
he's eight, okay, so uh so my wife, now we're
gonna do something over the weekend. She ends up going
to Waco with her friends, so you know she's not
around for that. That's when you check out the David
koresh and uh you know the what were they called?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
This was the Joanna Gaines and Chip Tour.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Not the same as the Compound with David Koresh right
right where people died? Right yeah yeah, well yeah, children,
children died. That's what Waco is really known for, is that.
Yeah they didn't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Waco's still
known for that show. So they still haven't gotten overhead.
So for the weekend should have been like his little
birthday weekend. But but she's away. Okay, So then yesterday,

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did she bring him back something from the compound?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
No? No, that she got a little ornament from the
guy that the metal guy. It's part of David koresh ornament.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, no, no, it's Johanna Gaines.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Man.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
You say it like you mean the Hawaiian Indian woman
who who like builds stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
She's Alaskan. Her and Chip is she Eskimoen. Yes, yeah,
I think so. I think she's native.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
He's Asian.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
She is very nice so she gets back. Yeah, she
gets back Sunday night. Now Monday, she hangs out one
for a little bit. Now she has a work trip.
So her actually his actual birthday, she's not even around.
So last night I handle it, you know, she does
the gifts. In the morning, I take him out to dinner.
So he's literally he's all bummed out because mom's not
around for his birthday?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Is he?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I said? Listen, I said, why didn't we just lie
to the kid and tell him his birthday was gonna
be on Tuesday and then we can have a whole
fanily thing.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
My thing is too, like if you're like, you should
have gone in hard on like a boy's day. Yeah, man,
it's boys day. You got football on, you know. So
hold on, hold on, this is on, hold on, hold on.
So this is yesterday.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yes, this is Monday.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
This is Monday. Okay, this is Monday exactly. I thought
it was football Sunday. And you told me that you
went out and watched football with your boys. And I'm like,
you left your kid on its birthday to go watch
football with your friends.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay, so how about this, Well, see Sunday and over
the weekend, when the wife's away. It was uh it
was a hymn weekend. He got to do whatever he wanted,
like just play video games. Why the game?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
So it was it was perfect. Yeah, your day and
daddy's got money riding on the games.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Kid, it's your day. Oh I love it. Hey, Dad,
who need to win? I'm like, ah, the Red Team
by how many? This is the only math that my
kid can He's expert in he could do point spreads. Yeah,
so so you bring that up? So uh so three okay,
So in three weeks, I was supposed to go to
uh Nashville with some neighbors, right, so I set it

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all up and we uh, you know, we got to
pin down. One guy calls out of work. We're all
ready to book our tickets and everything else, and my
wife says, you know you're gonna be in Nashville for
the eleven year old's birthday and.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
You already missed the birth because we were in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I said, wow, Well, yeah, well I went to Mexico
a month after the kid was born, So yeah, I
missed out on that, But that was a great week.
It was so I'm like eight days of fun. I'm
like wow, I was like, can we just lie to
him and tell Now he's eleven, so he's all too
we know birthday. I was like, can you just can
we just lie to him and tell him, because now
I'm an awful dad. Now she's away for the other
one's birthday. I'm supposed to be in.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I mean, honestly, my dad traveled on my birthdays and
a phone call was good.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, no, this dad voluntarily decided the book a trip
to go to Nashville with his buddy. Now, luckily it
ended up getting moved because the weekend work out from
one of the other guys, so I will be there
for his birthday. But I'm like, wow, yeah, yeah, like Mike,
I forgot all about it, dude. How about this? My
wife awful enabler.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
So I'm telling her, right, like, for the you know,
just once a year, I like to take a couple
of months off of drinking, right, So I was like,
all right, January to my birthday, January to April, gonna chill,
not drink, right.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
So I'm like, you know, just just reset the.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Body a little bit, right, getting get in shape, eat better, uh,
drink a lot of water, that kind of thing. So
I'm talking to my wife about it, and she goes,
you mean you're not gonna drink on my birthday?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
And I go, you're the one that tells me to
do this stuff. Yeah, I used to hate it. I
hated it too.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
When you're when you're dry and we have events or
stuff to do and you're not drinking. Yeah, Like I'm like, hey,
you so, no, I'm not drinking on your birthday. I'm
trying to do something and you're sitting there going yeah,
but but on my birthday.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
No, it's all or none. You're just gonna sit there
and drive her around safely and just they're at her
drinking responsible adult.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
That's what I'm gonna do for a b that's her
birthday gift.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Terrible. Look, I got a pair of tickets.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Uh. Everyone's cooking in the world. It's what it's called.
Let's get cooking. It is a great event. He's cooking
in the world. Everybody's cooking in the world is what
it's called. It's a great event happening in Atlantic City,
February fifth. All the proceeds go to the Boys and
Girls Club of Atlantic City. Do you want tickets, great food,
great drinks. It's an awesome event to raise money for

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we'll knock out some rock news.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's Kojoe and Scottie Rock newss. There's some rocket news
for you. Three doors down.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Singer Brad Arnold is celebrating nine years of being so
on January nineteenth, he discussed why he quit drinking in
a new interview. He said, when I got signed, I
was twenty years old and I stepped on a tour
bus and he said, what do you do? You party?
And he said we were drinking pretty heavily during those years.

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But he said, one day I got off the phone
with my wife after partying in Nashville and some other
places around Tennessee, and he said, I'm going the rehab, honey.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
He said.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I came home and I went and said I was
ready for it. I was willing for it, and I
was open to it. And I went there and I
was going to learn something. We were working those steps
and all those things, and I honestly forgot what step
it was. But there was a man that came in
and there was kind of a hear your kind of
talk and here you're poor of your heart out. And
he asked me, Brad, do you love God? I said, yes, sir,

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I love God. He said, why, good guys? Do you
love God? Yes, sir, I love guys? WHOA Why are
you serving yourself? He said, you're not serving God with this?
He said, you're serving yourself. It hit me hardread. He said,
do you love your wife? I said yes, I love
my wife of course. He said, well, then why are
you trying to kill her husband? And it hit me
between the eyes. So he said that he doesn't really follow,

(09:11):
you know, being that he's being, you know, saying that
he doesn't really follow the steps that like you know,
aa right type thing. He kind of does his own thing.
But he's been sober nine years. So whatever works for you,
and you're sober for a couple of months, have you
gone to a meeting or so for a week for
a week to a meeting? Uh no, no, I'll tell
you what though, I.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
It will help you along.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Mon. It's funny man, when you know, I forget this right,
like I'll go on a couple of months of drinking,
and then I'm like, you know what I'm gonna I'm
gonna quit for a couple of months, and I forget
how good you feel when you're not drinking, right, Like yeah,
like a like like you like I I sleep better,
I wake up better, I feel better, I have more energy.
But then like someone hands you a beer and you're like,
I forgot how good beer is. Right?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Can you feel good during the day? He is, Yes.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
It really is a back and forth Aerosmith faces. Tom
Hamilton has once again said he doesn't know what the
future holds for Aerosmith because of Stephen Tyler's vocal injuries.
The seventy six year old Stephen Tyler fractured his larynx.
During a September twenty twenty three show, Tom Hamilton was
being interviewed and asked about it. He said, Steven's healing

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process is going really, really well, but it goes at
its own pace. Maybe Aerosmith will do something in the future,
but that's a big if that's coming from Tom Hamilton.
He was being interviewed by AARP the retirement magazine.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Really well, dude, he's seventy five.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, let's see here, it's not rolling Stone, Dude, this
is one of these people. I talked about it with
Eddie van Halen and Valerie Burton Ellie where they'd been
divorced like twenty years and then when Eddie died, Valerie
Burton Ellie went on and on like she was the widow.
But Eddie had moved on and gotten remarried, and she
was on all these talk shows talking about Eddie was

(10:54):
the love of her life, and I think she was
married at the time, and it's like it's like, you know,
back up a little bit, like he's got.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
A wife, you know, like you at Christmas and your
ex is talking about how much you're the one that
got away exactly right here.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, So this is another instance of this. Pamela Anderson
has come out and said that she wishes her and
her ex, Tommy Lee for Motley Crue, had a better relationship.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Because she misses him. Now I can tell you what
she misses. She misses that.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Indeed, well I can tell you what happens. They have
two kids together, Tommy got remarried and the new wife
did not like how much Pam was involved in Tommy's life.
So Tommy is really backed away from Pam and the
New Wife talks about it a little bit on a podcast.
She's a comedian and and she said.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
It's it's weird.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
She goes, it's hard for me, is the New Wife?
Like they're making Hulu shows about Tommy and then her
and the sex tape and everything like that. And then
you know, Pam like you know, tries to be involved
in their life and she's like, I just need our space.
And I get that, and and like, you know, so
if Pam says he had because you know, Pam's on
a big resurgence.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Man.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
She's in a movie called The Last Show Girl that
he's getting a huge response from critics saying it's not
like it's like really good. Wow, really you know, she's
doing a big campaign for Peter. She did the opening
for the NFL on Fox yesterday.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Did she I didn't check it out.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
So I mean she's got she's having a real resurgence,
Pam Anderson. And so I think she was nominated for
a Golden Globe. So you know, but I get it.
You're you're Timmy Lee's new White and you're like, I
don't like you gotta give us some space, Like I
can't have you involved in. We're not a thropple.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I'm sure my exes I'll talk about that like with me.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
You know, he was there, what's he up to?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, I can't believe I let him get away. I
didn't believe it. Yeah, I was.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
I was at a Beef and Beard.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
He was DJing. He looks so high in the radio market.
Even back my car in like the other guy did
all the time. We're veterans.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Dude, I'll say my house is like brand new. It
feels great. There's so much room for activities.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
It is.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
It is like a brand new redecorated house. Because we
took our Christmas decorations down on Saturday, you get bigger
than Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
It is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
And there's nothing hotter than when my wife wakes up
on a weekend morning and she just has that energy.
And dude, she got up on Saturday and she was
like go time. And we didn't stop. We started at
like nine am. We didn't stop until like seven or
eight pm. We ripped every room apart, packed away everything,
got it down the basement, organized it.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Dude. It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
It The whole house is now just streamlined and organized.
I don't have to worry about decorating again until Halloween.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Right, we are good to go. See, I'm a muscle man.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
The day after Christmas, when that party's over, I am
deconstructing all the trees.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
That's what to do. I put all the balls you
want to down. I don't pack them. Let her pack them,
because you know what's gonna happen next year. Oh my god,
my favorite ornament was broken holding the Christmas But I
don't any ass stuff away. She handled trees. She handles
all the all the the work when it comes to organizing.
But yeah, I'm the guy carrying the trees down the basement.
I'm the guy, you know, shlubbing all the toads down

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the basement. But dude, it's amazing what it does to
your house. It really, it's like pulling a blanket off
and going, oh my god, I forgot how how nice
our house was. You know, it was nice.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
This year is like, we don't go crazy, like there's
some garland we do on a little catwalk.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Other than that, it's trees. It's not like stupid things
hanging up on walls. It's not nick nat it's none
of that.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
It really was just nice trees like I feel a
dead There was a dead elf. He had been dead.
He had been he had been dead for a while.
Rigamortus had set in right behind my tele Like I
even think I'm jealous of those people too that just
put up one tree.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I'm like, yeah, it's so easy. I thought about it,
like we have a you know, this big tree whatever,
and I don't know what's it. Listen if you want
to make money out there. I wish it was a guy.
I could take my tree too, that's pre lit and
he could fix the lights. Because now I'm doing that
thing where I had a rabbit old lights, your wrappit
old lights around the I got two dead spots in
the tree where now I gotta I gotta do tuck
the lights in there, and I pulled off. It's fine,

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I'd like to get it fixed. But I'm even thinking
here I am. I'm like, why am I putting this
big tree up? I could easily just put a regular
sized tree. Dude have it down in five minutes.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I think mine's twelve or thirteen feet and it's like
I'm on the top of the ladder.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'm shaken. Yes, why are we doing?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Like I'm like because I have to pull the top
off with all the decorations songs, I can't reach up
that high.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, it's but dude, it there is something great about it.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Man.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I'm mopping floors, we're vacuum in, We're just like she's
organizing cabinets. We just were in the Dude, it was
the sexiest thing. I love when my wife gets energized
and gets going.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Dude, I love it. Yeah, it's like you're actually cleaning
them areas in the house you never would have cleaned,
but now you have to because you're moving trees and
stuff around. Yeah, just moving.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Stuff and you're like, oh my god. And here's the thing.
There's space now where there weren't spaces before, right because
we had moved some furniture around. And she's like, what
should we do with this space? And I go nothing, Yeah,
let's do nothing right now. Let's just enjoy the openness.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Of that space. We'll get into that where not every
corner needs something, right, everything has to have something. And
I'm like, I don't know. I could just look at
a wall like we're jamming pictures in where the thermostat is.
It's like, just let it to hold it up. Yeah,
just let it be. It's perfectly fine. You don't have
to put everything everywhere. Dude, it's a brand new house.

(16:29):
Go into a sample home when you're looking for a house.
It's like, oh my god, I fell in love with
the sample home. Why because there's not crap everywhere? Yeah,
well that's why people. Yeah, it's what. Look, you're in
real estate. That's why people they model homes when they're
selling them.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Right, they stage at a home and c they want
you to look at it, like, oh my god, we
could make this house look like this.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
You need you never do. You don't need two dressers
in there and all the other nons, your.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Old furniture that you've had since the nineties over over
to the house. But like you sit there and you imagine,
you go, oh my god, our how could look like
Like I.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Listed my buddy's house. He was a single guy. The
whole relationship actually took a turn. I feel bad for
the guy. Now I gotta find him a new house.
But anyway, so I go and he has this little
rancher and it's just him and I go in there
and I'm like, wow, it's just one little couch and
a big TV. That's all he needs something. Yeah, his
office is like it's immaculate. It's like, this is how
you lived. Yeah, it's just me. I don't have to

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worry about this nonsense.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah that sounds pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Didn't even have been with a girlfriend and a small
kid and a bunch of other kids. He's running around
for activities. There's toys everywhere. He's like, oh my god,
I need to find a new house.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, he should have kept that house that was that
could have been his vacation.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
It kills me. I feel so bad now. I made
a nice commission, but I felt so bad.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Look we get banged, we'll knock out some headlines.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
The XL South through these box station and the XL
Morning Show. So this is how bad it's got. But
you know, I give Walmart a lot of credit.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I know. We talked a couple of days ago, maybe
a week ago about things that are locked up in
stores and it's it's.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
A shame, man, it's crazy. Yeah, underwear, kids underwear is
now locked up. Yeah, like how do they know what
the louck up?

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Like? Okay, home Depot, I get I was there when
it was like a smash and grab, like I'm coming
into a home depots like a year ago, and I'm
watching these kids run out and they're you know, they're
they're well, I guess at the end of the day, man,
they got to do inventory, and they have with the
positions called a lost prevention manager mm hmm. And their
job is to say, okay, hey, meds, these meds are

(18:23):
being stolen, paint spray paint is being stolen. A lot
of stuff you can do for drugs, but like kids
underwear is probably because parents can't afford it. So all right,
look we're going through inventory. It looks like kids underwear
is being stolen a lot. So we got to lock
that up.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Baby formula and all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, you need it's crazy, man, And then you gotta
wait around for someone to unlock.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
They get the key and it's it's a pain. And
depot I get because I mean, you know, they got
the drills and stuff. Those are expensive. You could you
could put something under your arm that's worth one hundred
and fifty tw hundred.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Dollars supposed to make meth and you could sell that.
If I can't get the medicine I need to make
the meth. How am I supposed to make it so well.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Some I'm walking through Walmart yesday, my kid's birthday, so
I'm like, uh, I had to get like streamers and
balloons and everything else. Yeah, whatever, But I'm walking through
the toy section. Now I know he doesn't need any toys,
but I'm like, let me just walk through here and
see if something catches mind, see what's up. So I'm
walking through and this is makes perfect sense because if
I'm gonna loot, this is what I'm going after. It's
not underwear, it's not baby formula. The Legos are locked

(19:21):
up the worth worth a lot of money. Legos were
a lot in your right of all the things, that's
something I could take grab and I would like, I
look on one line all the time, and they don't
come down in price. Legos are like gold when it
comes to kids value. Sure do. And if you can
grab a box of them, I could put I could
put one thousand dollars with the Legos in my hand
and run out of a store. I was like, perfect
makes perfect tense. One wut, I totally get you because

(19:43):
that's what you're gonna go. You're gonna go after the Lego.
And if you're looting the store. Go after the Legos
makes perfect sense. Yeah, man, it's it's just it's super sad.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Even like I'll buy spray paint and or or paint
in general, and I ring it up and they're like,
assistant needs to help you check ideas. Yeah, And I'm like,
I remember the first time that happened a couple of
years ago.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
You're not.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I go, yeah, I go, I go, what do you?
What do you why do you need to check my
I d I'm buying spray paints, a spray painted chair.
And she's like, because kids come in and buy it.
And so now every time that happens, I say to her,
I go, I go, can you hurry up a little bit?
I have to go to my car and huff this
and just to see if I get a reaction out
of her.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, Like when you're selling eggs the day before Mischief
night back in the day, of course, of course a
flag should go up.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, kids buying ten dozen eggs. Yeah, you know, something's up.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
All the electronics and all the legos locked up at Walmart.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I tried to get cold medicine and literally I'm ringing
the bell, ringing the bell, because I had to wait
for somebody with the key to come unlock it, and
and they get it, and then they put it in
a box that locks that you have to bring to
the register, and that's another set of keys that somebody
has to find to unlock the box. Or you can
scan it.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
I was hanging there with your kid. Oh point what legos? No, No,
you can't pick it up and look at the back
until we get an assistant to come here and unlock
it from the cage, because people are animals nuts, man.
But we did it to ourselves. Yeah, we did.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
We one hundred percent have done it to ourselves. I
may may not have taken a bag of peas or
corn once or twice. Yeah, you maybe hired three bags
of corn and only two got swiped.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I think about it, man, But am I gonna go
down for that? I thought about it all the time.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, imagine it's a pack of gum that gets me.
I always get the guy to look and walking out
of Walmart, we know what.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I always feel guilty and I never steal anything, but
always feel guilty when I walk by, like, hey man,
you want to see this? You don't want to see it?
He's like you know, just go. Well, that's the thing.
I go there.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I'm there so much. I've made friends with the guys
and uh and I feel bad because I am friendly
with the guys, so they never checked my receipt. So
now there's a guy who's getting pretty much frist down
and hear I'm just strolling in my shorts right by him,
whistling Dixity and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh, yeah, everything's good. You see you later. Yeah, I've
beating the guy behind you with billy Club. I'm like, hey, tom,
see you have a good night. Well, now you've built
the trust, and now if you want to steal it,
now it's hot. I'm in, Yeah, look we get back.
We'll do some trash. Oh why love trash? Anything thirty on.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Anything, racket rock or roughing? Yes, I love frash. Did
you watch General Hospital? No?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Man, I was dating a girl. She was way into us,
so she would DVR it or record it on a
PHS and watch it when we got home. And I
wait it, I was just trying to bang her, so
I watched it.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Whether when my wife doesn't have any shows going on,
that's her go too, man, She'll sit you know and
watch General Hospital. Before going to bed.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
This one had a wizard in it in a cave.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Passions. That was past passions. I remember you because I
was in college. We used to get drunk and watch it.
They go more than two thousand episodes of this broad.
Leslie Charleston appeared in on General Hospital. She's dead at
the age of seventy. Oh mind, yeah, look I'm looking
at her just because I watch it. You know, it'll
be on my wife's at home. I've seen this broad before.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
It's just so over the top. I mean, really is
over I'm shocked. We got George Woody out of it.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Was he I thought he was on the Facts of Light.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
He was all one, he was all one of those
sets was yeah, one of those. You might just I
don't know. Sometimes I just look for things to say.
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Megan Markle, she was the girl who used up briefcases
for Howie Mandel and now she's married to a prince.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
She's a queen.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
She's postponing her Netflix show because the wildfires in Los Angeles. Okay,
it's called with Love, Megan.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
You can postpone it because no one watches it too,
if you want.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
I don't. I don't know. I guess she does like decorating.
I don't know. Well, God in the castle, remember trying
to hang up. I'm not allowing the castle. You remember
they had to run to l A. So they live
in LA. So I guess she's, you know, out of respect.
She's saying, I'm gonna push my showback because I guess
it's LA based.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Hey, we're gonna hang a flat screen wall on the castle. Okay,
let me see how you gotta get it in the concrete.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
You gotta, yeah, you gotta get in that that thousand
year old stone. It's gonna be real tough to get
that screw in. Let's see here, Tyler Perry, very famous,
Tyler Perry, very successful. Man, he's he's uh, he said,
insurance policies that got canceled is appalling, and he's trying
to figure out how to help people in Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, especially as it was like a week before the fires.
And listen these celebrities. Listen. I know they make a
lot of money. I get it. Not everyone's worth a
hundred million dollars. Some of these people like.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
It was there, well, a lot of so they said,
a lot of these people that had inherited these houses
in like Palisades, like a really like really nice area.
But the house had been in the family for one
hundred years, so they they so they look they weren't
Hollywood money. They just lived in a nice house because
they inherited that and so they got because their parents

(24:45):
bought it before it was what it is. Now they're
able to live this nice life. But once the house
gets destroyed, they're screwed. Man, you're still a carpenter, you're
still a police officer, you're still a firefighter, you're still
a nurse, you're still a teacher, and you're not gonna
be able to rebuild there. Kim Kardashian, I didn't know this.
So they're taking inmates out of California prisons and making

(25:05):
them fight fires. Really yeah, and they're paying them like
five bucks a day. So Kim Kardashian, who's fighting for
prisoner rights, said that we should definitely be paying the
prisoners more money than just it's what they're being paid
one dollar an hour.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I'm a prisoner.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Am I really going into that house? I think I'm
with a high tail and out of there. They're doing
that thing you know where they dig the line. So
the fire doesn't try and jump the line.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
They're doing that. They're they're digging a whole lot of stuff.
How'd her house not burned down where she's in La?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
She's in Calabasas.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
This is and you hate to hear this because people
need now to find rentals because their house burned down
in LA. Landlords are charging like four times the amountain
rent because they know they can.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
So you're getting a.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Lot of gouging.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
That Spider Man shows up, he needs an apartment, of
course you can. Yeah, and you know they have the
money to pay it. Yeah, And that's that's the kicker,
you know that they can do.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Uh, let's see here.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Like I talked about it yesterday, a lot of celebrities
are now with the fires starting go fundme pages so
their their fans can give them money to help, you know,
rebuild their houses. I don't know if that's a good looker.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
I think it was on I think NFL had it
too where they said hey, listen, help people out, and
they had a thing you could scan and donate money too.
I'm like, I think that's what that's what your insurance
is for that if guys deal with that.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
If a teacher in Palisades and you know, their house
burned down and the husband's a cop and they had
two kids in school and it's expensive to live there,
and they start to go fund me, I get it, right,
But if you're Paris Hilton, right, not that she did,
I'm just using her as an example, what are you doing?
Like they really like you're worth You're you're worth a
kajillion dollars and you're doing a go fundme page.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
And if I could donate and know it's going to
just that normal family in that area, then I would.
But were you gonna split it across to everybody? Now?
What Ted Danz is gonna get money? I had no
way I would give Sam Alone money. Now.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Joshua Jackson will wrap it up with this his house now.
Joshua Jackson, he was a pacy from Dawson's Creek and
he's been in a lot of stuff since Dawson's Creek,
probably the most successful of all the actors that came
out of Dawson's Creek. His house burned down in the fire.
Because you know, a lot of these celebrities are just
finding out now if their house is burned down, right,

(27:21):
they're not allowed, well they're not allowed to go up
into the hills yet to see. So they're getting h
they're getting, you know, just little drips and drags of information.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
So yesterday he.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Found out that his house did burn to the ground.
Mel Gibson over the weekend found out his house burned
to the ground. A lot of celebrities are without homes.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
There you go, some.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Trash for.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
The XL South Jersey's rock stations, THEXL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I know you've been dealing with this for a while now.
It's made its way into my house and all my
fun stuff, all my good stuff, is getting thrown away.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Was it something you laughed at me for?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
No? Probably if I didn't laugh at you, I just
laughed at the situation, knowing that it made you insane.
What kind of fun stuff we're talking about? My wife
has decided that she's going to make our entire house,
meaning our food in our house clean. Okay, yes, so
that means anything fun Joe sure goes away.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Roll ups, pop tarts.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm not allowed to use shredded cheese. Look, oh, shredded.
I have to now buy blocks of cheese and shred
it myself. Okay, everything that I pull out of the cabinet,
my wife grabs out of my hand and she goes,
let me read it. And if it's if as anything
that she doesn't approve of, it gets thrown away in
the trash. Now.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
See, my wife's not very good at this because she
did bring like these peacans in, but they have sugar
all over them and I'm kind of addicted to them.
So my wife isn't one hundred percent good with that.
But when it comes to clean eating, and again I
I don't know if it's all true.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
It's a midnight clean eating.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yes, it's protein. It's a high protein diet. Now of
course it's not fries, no, none of it.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
So that is that has made its way into my
house now, Yes, clean clean living.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah, my wife. I'll tell you what my wife is
good at, and she really is is I'll say, hey, listen,
I want to I want to get this. She's like, well,
let me find a better version of it, and she'll
read it. Man, And if you read the chemicals something,
she's like, this is a chemical because you don't want
to know. Now, it's like going to a doctor. You
don't hear what he has to say.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
My wife made her own sasa, ok, yesterday, you know,
healthy stuff, and it was good, right, better.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Than what you're getting out of a jar, I guess right,
But like.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
It's more convenient if I just get it out of
a jar.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
I'm not making homemade salsa, so you know.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
And that's so it's it's gonna be that thing where
like when mommy's not around, maybe I'll I'll sneak the
kids some some fridos, maybe we'll have something, you know,
maybe chicken nuggets for dinner.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Even my kids, it's like even there, you know, like
we we don't have sugar and stuff, Like my kids
don't have stacks of cookies. They could just go to
like I did when I was a kid, Like I
had it all sugary cereals like you said, any like
fruity pep to my house.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
We breathed an asbestos. Look at us, We're great.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Peanut butter capptain crunch, dude was growing up. That was
the thing I used to eat ceru before I went
to my wife. I don't know what. I don't know
what poverty struck in how she lived in her mom
would feed her bread before she went to sleep. I'm
like bread, that's the worst thing you could eat.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
No, it keeps your belly full so that way she
doesn't wake up hungry.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, like, what are you a competitive eater? Are you training?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
It's sad well, even like my oldest came over yesterday
with their little guy and she brought over a bag
of hers chips for the little guy. Right, and my
wife saw them in the pantry. She pulls them out, dude,
and she gives me dagger eyes, and she goes, who
brought these over for her? And I know I didn't
at first.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Well I don't even eat chips. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
And she's like, these can't be here, and I'm like,
I'm like, okay, so now we have been locked down.
I mean, it's COVID all over again for me. I
might as well be wearing a mask. It's clean living.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Like my kids are coming home with snacks that my
wife would never buy. I'm like, where did you get
that from? He's like, Dad, there's a box in the cafeteria.
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I was like, son, that's for kids whose parents might
be in tough times that they don't have snacks. You
don't take a snack from you should be giving a snack. Yeah,
he comes home with all. I'm like, oh you you
better hide that from mom. Even like the the little
fruit bites and stuff. She'll find like some some weird brand.
Now of course I'm sure they cost three dollars more. Yeah,
but she's finding this stuff that doesn't have Well, my

(31:21):
kid had. Eating clean isn't cheap.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
My kid was. This is a real thing. It's why
it is RFK one. A lot of housewives bought into
this and good friend, I hope he does clean it
up the chemicals and stuff. So my kid, man, he
was out of his mind when he was three, like
behavioral issues. I'm like, oh my god, it's like what
I see on TV. Like I gotta scare him straight.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, to find out, dude, like does red dye orange
side this crap?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
It was in food to make everything awesome, dude, exactly. Yeah,
everything that's great in the world. My wife went through
the pantry and got rid of everything and he was fine. Man.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
I believe that too with kids that have like behavioral issues,
I don't know, see how they're eating.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
The other one is a seed oil. Seed is bad.
I've learned that seed oil is awful. I don't know
what's good and what's bad. I heard me it's bad
at her meets good eggs are good, eggs may need
to eat more eggs. I'm like, okay, but ev and
I've been told all my life that eggs are bad.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I thought the yellow part was the cholesterol, but it's
good cholesterol is that part? I don't know. I've so confused.
Look we well, I just didn't clear it up.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I just want to I just want to eat chicken fingers,
some monzarella sticks.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Look, we get back.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
We've not got some headlines. It is then show point
seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station. Very embarrassing moment.
Last week, we did a thing called white Elephant at
our Christmas Eve party. And you know, white elephant is
where you give gifts, right, and then everyone gets a gift,

(32:48):
but then people can steal that gift. It's all the
little game you play.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Right, right, Like I got an awesome gift and someone
goes up there and they got a gift that they hate.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Take mine. It's so an Indian given. I uh, you
can't say that, you can't. Yeah, it's Indigenous people. Indigenous
people give you given.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yeah, I've heard it before.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
So I go and I take part in the White Elephant,
and my gift kills fifty bucks to chilies, to gift
food to twenty five dollars gift cards the chilies. Right
was the limit was the limit of fifty dollars. Limit
was twenty five. But I don't play by the rules.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah, look at you.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I'm a baller rich so so dude, it's I know
it's gonna be a slam dun because usually it's like
a bottle of wine.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Nobody gives away fifty dollars. I wouldn't. I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
I would hold on that. Oh, so it was it
was the big one. Well, okay, I did. I stole
it back from the person I gave it to smart
and then my wife yelled at me.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
And I had to give it back. Yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
It's it's it's one of the better gifts. And her
cousin she she loves chilies, right because she's like, she's
maybe ninety pounds, soaking wet, and she's like, but she's
one of these people who can eat anything, and she
just stays tiny and small, God bless her, and so
uh so she's she she granbs, she gets it right. So,

(34:01):
like a couple of weeks going by since Christmas Eve,
I get a text. Me and my wife get a
text the other night. She goes, hey, the Chili cards
aren't working. They said that there's no money on them. Oh,
do you have to charge them up? Now I'm like,
I'm like, okay, I know that they were bought, but no,
these are ones you buy off like the thing and

(34:23):
they just scan them right, And I'm like, I know
they've been paid. She's like, she's like, do you have
a receipt And I'm like, oh no, no, I don't have
it in weeks. It's been weeks. Now I know I
don't have a receipt. And now I'm thinking they're sitting
there at Chili's. The bill has come in. The waitress
is standing over them while she's on the phone to me,
and that just looks crappy. Man looks crappy on me.

(34:43):
So I'm like, oh my god, dude, I feel awful.
So I said, I said okay, I said, look, there's
probably a number on the back. I said, send me
the back of the card. I'll call and find out.
She's like, now I'm not going to go through. It
turns out. They were just getting a takeout order, and
I'm like, I'm like, okay, that makes me feel a
little bit better. They weren't sitting at the restaurant, right,
they were just getting they they were ordering food off
the website. So I don't think about it. We kind

(35:05):
of have a laugh about it, and then my uh my,
my wife brings it up a couple days later, and
I text her cousin and I go, hey, anything ever
happened with the chili cards? And she's like, that's funny.
You brought that up for some reason. And why they
do this, I don't know. It won't let you use
it on the website, but you're allowed to use it
in person. But now you don't want to use it

(35:27):
in a person because there's no money on it. But
it happens, so she called. So she ended up calling
they're legit. There's money on it.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I didn't you know there's fifty dollars there, but you
can't use it on the website to order food.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Yeah, so you gave me a home depot card that
the cards weren't even in existence. The woman o the cars,
She's like, we haven't used these cards in I thought
it was seven dollars. Yea like seven dollars And I
actually tried to use it at home depot.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
But you know, embarrassing that is to get that text, Hey,
the gift you gave me doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah, I've done it before. Man, where were you got
to gift cards? Like, hey, you put it down and
it's like, yeah, there's like two dollars on this gift card. Yeah,
I'll tell you what though, I'm the guy that will
hold on to that two dollars because to me, two
dollars is two dollars.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
And eventually, like a year later, I was just throw
it away. It'll sit in my car. They'll sit in
like the front thing of my car for a while.
Like I got I had I guess I had a Yeah,
I had a credit card and it got decline and
you're like, well that's impossible.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
How does that embarrassing? And it was one of those
credit cards that it ended up expiring and I ever
never activated the other one. And it's yeah, it's embarrassing
because you're like, oh my god, you know what expired? Yeah,
I hear that all the time. Meanwhile you're standing here.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
They're rolling their eyes at you.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, you gotta pay for this. Yeah. Yeah, So the
first one's ever came up with that excuse that, oh
it's uh, it's expired. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
It's like it's like when you're trying to buy beer
under age, you're like, oh, my id's in the car,
let me go get it.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
I've never heard that one before. It's brand new. Uh yes,
but it's just and I'm trying to tell her.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I'm like, and I know she's like having a goof
with it, but I'm like, I really did pay for this,
by the way, like you, I really didn't give you
two dud gift cards.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
I didn't. I didn't do that. And whenever you buy them, like,
they just give you a receipt in case something like
that happens. I think.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Never would have thought about.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
So yeah, luckily the money's there, but they actually have
to go into the restaurant. I guess maybe they do
that because they upsell you on stuff. Maybe you know,
they make their money back by saying, you know what, Hey,
it's cool you use the gift card, but why don't
you get dessert or maybe you know, get another order
of cheesy fries.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Why wasn't at your wet Elephant party. But it sounds
like that was by far the best gift that Deny
Flame donk. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Everything else's bottles of wine and stuff like that. Fifty
dollars to you're really shelling off, you know what you know,
tell everybody you're the one who purchased the gift. I
would one hundred percent, of bitches, this is my stuff,
Like I said, she got them and I took it
back from I played the rules and my wife yelled
at me, so I had to give it back. I
don't think I walked away with a gift. You always

(37:50):
lose out on everything. I really do. Look, we get it,
we get back. We'll do a thing called out.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
You think you have You think you got it bad.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
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Speaker 2 (38:22):
You know what I think is gonna be replaced. It
sucks and I hope not it is like a bartender
because I feel like I could go to a little
kiosk at a club and I could just type in
Long Island iced tea.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, but I wouldn't go to that bar. So I
love I love just I like the interaction. I love
talking to a bartender. I love sitting there corner of
a bar. Maybe it's the middle of the day. You know,
I shouldn't be drinking, but I am. You know there's
a guy crying at the end of the bar, right,
you know about life and that bartenders sitting there say
him alone? Right? I think how many great sitcoms starting
because of the bar.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
He's been wiping down the bar. But I feel like
I get like if I get a rum and coke,
I've been like rum and coke. Uh, you know how
heavy do I want the rum? Okay, yeah, you won't
get heavy handed it. Oh no, it's the perfect drink,
you know, and they're gonna charge me before I get it.
But I can get the perfect drink because I'd go
into places, and Long Island's teas taste different in every
place I go. But if I just put in a computer,
I hope it doesn't because I do like the interactions
say through what waiters and waitresses, it's your job.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Meals are prepared in batches, and when the order is placed,
the robots measure weight, moisture, and even do a thermal
scan to make sure it's cooked.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
The perfection. You're gonna get exactly what you always get.
It's gonna be perfect.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
You know what keeps and it's you know, it's been
around now for a little bit. I hate when you
have to they don't give you menus and you got
to take your phone and scan that stupid eye the
code thing that was.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
The touchless menus. We hate it with COVID. Hate it,
hate it.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I hate it. I hate it. Give me a menu.
I don't care if nine thousand people touched it before me.
I what a hard menu to look at. I don't
want to have to scan something on my phone and
then I have to go and and I can't see
my phone anyway, so now I'm magnifying things on my phone.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Then it sucks.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
You're trying to blow up the menu and make it
wide so I can see the price and what it is,
and then I'm suppose to tip the same like I'm
doing all the work here. Yeah, It's the same thing
when they have the like you know your Applebee's or
your Chili's or you know your your TGI. Fridays they
have that little computer now at your table, they like,
does your bill and everything for you?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
And I go, then then what am I tipping for you?
And don't touch it because my kid touched it. End
up playing a game and they charge you right to
the table. It was like, I was like, you should
have some you never should never be anything on there
and know what to do is just adds it right
to your bill and you're right. She can't. I said, yeah,
I see you might check you go, it's right there
on the computer. Okay, I get this. Man.

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Speaker 2 (41:00):
Edit.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Man, if I put cursive in front of my kid
right now, you wouldn't know what he's looking at it.
They don't get a gibberish. Yeah, they don't teach it
at school.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
That's funny. Over the holidays, my mother in law's in
and she was teaching the kids how to write their
name a cursive, because how are you going to sign
your name if you don't know how, You're going to
just write your name on a tablet.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Now you got to sign. Everybody signs their name. Only
fourteen stage and the kids. Only fourteen out of fifty
states require cursive to be taught.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I don't get that at all.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Why it's a lost art.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Let's see here.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Florida housekeeper Heather Nelson is accused of the scroogiest behavior
you've ever heard. Nelson allegedly confronted an eighty three year
old employer about a promised five hundred dollars Christmas bonus.
The older woman said she couldn't afford it, so Nelson
supposedly left the woman with a swollen wrist and a
lot of missing money. According to the Sheriff's office, Nelson
grabbed a five hundred dollars check, took some Christmas cards
that had money in them, took some debit and credit cards,

(41:55):
and then left and forged signatures to take quite a
bit of money from this woman. That includes trying to
pay her. Uh, she was trying to pay a fourteen
hundred dollars a rent. Oh so okay, so the woman
had checks out because he was paying rent. That's how
the woman was able to steal them. She's charged with
multiple felons. Yeah, Like I always I think about that.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
When you hand your credit card to somebody, I don't
know wherever you are, drive through or whatever, it's like
they could take Yeah, they could take a picture of that.
Even a server too, or in the fact of the
old days where he used to like run the little
thing over top of you have all my information, he might.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I remember my buddy kind of had a he was
in college. Let's go through a tough time, man, real
tough college. Had a little bit of a meltdown, got
in the old fight with his parents. His dad had
like a Ledger book in his office. His dad's like
an old school business guy. Yeah, and he had signed
checks in there, right, blank checks that were signed. And
my buddy stole a check from his dad's alleger, bought

(42:55):
a used cheavy Jimmy like a nighteen seventy nine Chevy
Jimmy a car and ran away.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah, a thousand bucks he stole from his dad. Dude,
I think he ran to my house. I think that's
how I know the story. So I think he did
it and then came to my house after it all
went down, didn't Scott. Let's go, I got a great
life here. I'm not going anywhere now. I mean, this
is nineteen. This is two thousand, maybe ninety nine, even
a seventy nine shit, hait. Chevy Jimmy was old dead. Yeah, sure, dude,

(43:26):
nothing fell apart in about a month that the wheels
fell off of that thing.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
So he stole the money from dead.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
And then and then here here dad, mom, are out
of a thousand bucks.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yah. Dad's like, where's that car at dude.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
That's a tough walk back home because you do the
thing where you run away, right, But now eventually you
got to come back home. They're paying for college, yeah,
because you have to eat, right, so they you can
only stay at my house so long, right, You're eventually
gonna have to go back. I remember I think his
parents were calling my house. I'm like, oh man, I
don't want to get involved in this. There you go,
those people. They have a bad You not so much, Okay.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I have to tell you. I was just looking on
eBay where.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Lunch Boys, Seven's the EXL, Sup, there's the rock stations,
the XL Morning Show. All right, So my wife's throwing
shade at me when she gets back from her little
girl's weekend.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Now, everything is fine. She was just at a girl's weekend.
You should be doing shade at her. You're exactly right.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Unless you come home and the house is burned down
to the ground or I'm missing a kid.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
You shouldn't throw it.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Know it.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
You were away for the whole weekend, no matter what
I did, Like when I leave for a we go
on a date or whatever. I tell the baby shit,
just keep them alive. Just keep the kids alive. I
don't care what else happens to here. Just keep my
kids alive. And they do. So she gets back and
it's the one thing I thought I had it down.
Everything else is perfect. I take the kids out to
a movie. We pieces, we're hanging out, They're playing a
ton of video games. I'm watching football. It's it's a

(44:39):
perfect weekend. Everything's fine. How the dogs, they're fine, except
for the one bit my arm. But that's fine. So
she comes back, she's like, when was the last time
they showered. I'm like, god, damn it. The one thing
I forgot was the kids to take a bathroom, take a.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Shit out age. Man, that can get away from you.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
And she came back she said, yeah, she's like, the
one stinks. I'm like, yeah, that was. And they're at
the age where they stink too, and everything else was fine.
They're putting their pajamas on teeth or brush it was.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
It was a struggle up until this past year. My
little guy didn't want to brush his teeth and didn't
want to shower ever, and I'm like, dude, you have to.
And now he he hit puberty, so he knows about
girls and stuff, and so now he's like constantly in
the shower.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
You know what I'm saying. I was doing homework. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah me too.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Yeah, Like I was doing homework with the one and
like he actually stuck.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I'm like, you smell. It's like it's it's just.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
They're old enough. And here's the thing, Like they're old
enough to take their own showers, but they won't because
they're kids. Yeah yeah, and it's not like you're giving
him a bath, right, and he uses my shower and
I leave his clothes everywhere, and I gotta yell at him.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
But my wife's clothes are laying there too, so I
gotta yell at both of him.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Dude, both their clothes will be in our little shower area.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Right.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
They call it a water closet, And uh, you can't
open up the door. Like there's times I can't get
in my own bathroom because clothes blocking the door.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
On the one thing, I was like, listen, what you
meant to say? I always bring this up. I'm like,
what you meant to say was thank you for being
a good dad and taking care of the kids. That's
what you meant to say. But what came out of
your mouth was when was the last time they showered?
This one stinks. I'm like, you got me there. You
left on Friday, you came back. Hey, this looks great.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Everything looks good, except I think you may have been
so busy doing stuff you forgot to shower the kids.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Well, here's what I get to Hey, can I because
she has a Christmas tree still up in her office, right,
we haven't taken that one down yet. Can you take
that down. I was like, no, this is this is
my weekend. I'm my focus is on the kids other
than past. You want to nine Christmas trees? Here you go,
here's the night. Take it down when you get back
if you want sure, uh uh not up in here, everybody,
Thanks to your calls. They always welcome on the show.

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Glad when all part of it stayed there. We can
call it a rock block.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
It is one hundred point seven is the XL safter
is his rock station, and there's the XCEL Morning Show.
Smiling you're smiling over smile eleven.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Remember the sun comes shining through shot where you're crying
when you bring on the rim right, stop stop this side.
We'll to be happy to where the smiling. Let's just smile.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Keep on smiling, sim smile. That's right. Rocking out man,
I know you guys are all my love you guys
on my way to working ris shoot, they got yeah
warming up chip and.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
I'm like, I'm a down here. We're rocking. Hey, thank
you you shot to the best. How you do yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Keep me laughing, man, you.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Guys are great. Good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Let's shot it. Oh god, is it my radio or
it's are you only broadcasting in mana show.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
This is the ratings in DJ, like if you're on it.
I listened to this man getting up in the mornings
doesn't suck anymore.

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