WEDNESDAY 2-12-25

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
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Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey, what's happening?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Get in? Okay, snowy, snowy snow. Yeah, you saw me.
I pulled in with you. It's a slapping man. I
guess we didn't pay the contract in our parking lot here.
iHeart never paid the snowplow contract. We're the only parking
lot that's not plowed. Well, I did that thing where
I went to I pulled next to the station vans.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
I'm like, okay, this guy's gonna want to plow I
with my car on the way and I'm pulling the
back and then I get stuck because I had my
wife's car.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm like, a truck built for snow. Why didn't you
take that?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Because I knew it wasn't gonna be snowy on the pipe.
Once I got out of my neighborhood, I was fun good.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I love it. My my neighborhood must have been first
on the on the docket because it was already plowed
by four am. The whole development. The worst spot was
my driveway. I had to show them my driveway and
that was it once I got the I mean, look,
if you if you have to go out to day,
like my kids off the school, I think a lot
of schools may have gotten off. Main roads are fine. Yeah,

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your back roads are gonna be crappy, I guess for
the next couple of hours. But other than that, man,
I think you know it's weird because it started snowing
my way about three thirty four o'clock, and I guess
it stopped a couple hours ago. By the time we.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Got going and getting in, it's like they've had plenty
of hours to kind of maintain it. And he do
a nice job anyway, Like I have a truck that
has four wheel drive. There's no place in this area
at all that I thought I'd ever get stuck in.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
My neighborhood has like four or five inches of snow.
I can get through that with a car if they
plowed my street. So I had a nice mound of
snow up against my driveway. Yeah, dude, my little key
is the nan Blue rights rills right through it like
a movie. It looked like a commercial, a Super Bowl commercial.
I'm just there smashing through that snow. He just ripped
my bumper off, but I got through it.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Everybody, Uh, let's see it is uh Wednesday today.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Let's do this. I know we got Metallica. We're gonna
be giving you the keyword for that to win Metallica
tickets coming up in just a little bit. But uh,
for guys out there plowing or people who are out
there having to get the work like we were let's
first caller of the day, we don't do it a lot.
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night doing line. I can go alrite it and we'll
do it lit and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning.
Here's some news forward us on a snowy What is it? Wednesday? Wednesday? Wednesday.
Mark Fogel, brother of Jared and an American school teacher
who I don't know if that's true. I don't think
he's the brother of Jared Fogel from Subway. I don't think,

(03:29):
not one hundred percent. But I don't think he is
Thatt Jared's last name Fogel. Jared Fogel. Yeah, he did
some things not so good, sold some sandwiches, but did
some bad things in his personal life. Is he still
in prison?

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh, he's in prison for a lot of My God.
Mark Fogel in America, shorty, he's getting there.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
O ooh you h. I think foot longs. Mark Fogel,
an American school teacher who had been held in Russia
since twenty twenty one, a right back in US soil
last night, after the White House announced earlier in the
day but then negotiated his release. The White House released
a photo of a jubilant Fogel Disembard working a plane
at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland alongside him, where a

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White House National Security Advisor Michael Waltz. The Trump Administration
envoy for hostages, Adam Boehler, was also there. He was
taken to the White House where he was greeted outside
by President Trump. Yeah, we didn't have to trade away
the Master of Death. Remember, we got Brittany Grinder back,
and we traded like six elites, all too awful people.
David Buster's gift card. Is that what we gave him.

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We get seventy five dollars daven Buster's gift card. We
got this guy back.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Putin's there playing that lawned that Jurassic Park video game
with his buddy.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Whether they're just shooting ski ball. Oh tickets Man, a
sixty four year old New Jersey driver, was killed after
his car re earned a garbage truck on the black
Horse Pike. This was on Monday morning. Me and you
got caught in this traffic. This happened right in front
of my development. I couldn't get in. William P. Hadley
was driving west at about five fifteen in the morning,
like I said, in Hamilton Township, black Horse Pike when

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he struck a private trash truck from behind. Hadley of
the Egobber Township was pronounced dead at the scene. The
forty year old driver of the trash truck was not hurt.
Anyone with info is asking him to call the Hamilton
Township Police Department six zero nine six two five two
two on. Certain cantuna products sold by grocers including Costco,
Trader Jose, and Walmart are being recalled due to botulism.

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The recall involves some cantuna sold in about a dozen
states and Washington, d C. Under the Geneva, Van Cams,
HGB and Trader Joe brand names.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
At the knockoff is that their great value made in Thailand?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh god, Yeah. People should not consume the recall too,
even if it does not look or smell spoil. You
ever see one of.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Those they've done documentaries where they they raise these fish
and my wife is this storm bread fish? Yeah, like
make sure they're wild caught on like AI is a
big one. Don't ever eat to I saw this. I
saw this documentary. I'm like, now, I get make sure
it's wildcought. That farm thing is disgusting.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Dude, you want to go and really get your eyes
open and you'll never look at like a place like
SeaWorld again. It's called Blackfish. Uh, it was the documentary
done you about ten fifteen years ago. Dude. You watch
what they do to these killer whales. You're like Jesus, like,
how is this even legal? Still? Why was that sea World?
We went? Last time? We were in Florida and there
was It's so sad, dude.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
There was a machine that you could put a quarter
in and they give you a brick and you throw
the brick at the dolphins.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
You're not that far off. We played all day, dude.
It's it's sad, sad documentary. Harder is to hit a
dolphin with a brick. I don't think that's true the SeaWorld.
If you're listening, I don't think that's true. That's news.
What about sports Raptors beat seventy six ers one O
six one O three sixers nets tonight and worst kept
secret in the NFL. Kellen Moore, the Eagles offensive coordinator,

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is the new head coach in the New Orleans Saints,
which means Jalen hurts. I believe he's never had an
offensive coordinator for more than one season.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah, because I mean they do well, and then they
you know, they get him out.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oft and Siriani's first year tried to play. He tried
to call the plays and that didn't last very long. Yeah,
this might hurt a little bit. So we got to
find an offensive coordinat for jail and hurts. And I
think I think Kellen Moore is like twenty eight, he's
pretty young. I think he's not the youngest NFL hit.
But no, dude, it's so bad in New Orleans. No
one wanted the job, like Mike McCarthy was supposed to

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get the job and he turned it down. That's that's news.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
That's worts hey, clouds and rain today. I have the
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Speaker 1 (07:33):
People have no shame, no shame. Oh, I one hundred
percent agree with that. So bad.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
I mean, I was just boiling road rates the other
day and here's why, and you brought it up in
the news, and I wanted to bring this up.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I wrote it down. I needed to bring it up.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, so we're a Black HORSTPLA like I'm headed back.
Apparently there's a huge accident Monday.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Monday. I get it right past the Hamilton Mall is
right in front of my development. Actually, guy drove into
a trash truck, ended up. The guy driving into the
truck ended up dying. Dude. It shut down for about
four hours. Yeah, get shut down. The Black Horse play
both directions until they were finally able to get one
lane one lane of four working. And yeah, it was

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a it was a headache. School got delayed, you know,
Busses couldn't get into developments. Buses couldn't you know, co
go down the pike.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
I assumed it was pretty bad because he did close
like I thought it was road construction. I wolled my
eyes on like construction, now do road construction and middle
it wasn't road construction. I didn't realize that for about
twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
It was a pretty big Again, when I say it
blocked off, I only have two entrances to my development.
It blocked off both entrances. So my neighborhood was pretty
quick to figure out what was going on. On their
Facebook pages. But yeah, you got stuck in it. Luckily
I had errands the run, so I was running around.
By the time I got home, it had been cleared
up on.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
There and it's I'm like twenty twenty five minutes in.
Obviously something something bad has happened, but we're not really moved.
Nothing worse than having to just sit there now not
know how long it's going to take. Well, here's the problem,
and here's the shame that people don't have me as
a person.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
I would never pull this move. I haven't done. I
know what you're gonna say.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
I'm in the right hand lane. You can see clearly
that the big yellow eras point for everybody have to
merge it to the right and then eventually into the shoulder, which.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Once again, if you do it right right one one
zip on it's called the zip one. Everything's like a
zip would go. So well, everyone just said, okay, go ahead, okay,
now I go, now go ahead, now I go, now
go ahead, now now I go. If you do that,
there's no there's no delay. I'm watching this big bus
in front of me.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
It's not moving anywhere, and I realized the cars on
the left are flying to the front of the line
and they're just they're cutting everybody.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Else and they cause a huge delay. It's you see
the signs, right, you see and and even what they'll
do is they'll take those orange barriers and slowly start
cutting off the lane. I still watch people fly up
and like, what are you trying to do? Man, Like,
what are you trying to do? Just get in line,
get in line behind because you're not helping. And again
it's shoulder. It's the same people who ride up the

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shoulder and you're like, dude, you're not helping anyone.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Realize now why I'm not moving It's because all these
people out there cutting them off.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I think the honker is always my favorite. Dude, we're
awesome you. I almost did that.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
I figured out it was a really big deal because
I thought it was just guys doing construction, Like you
gotta be kidding me. In the morning time, black horse bike,
but you're putting us all on the shoulding is not
helping any I'm in my car and all oftes you're
stuck down. Yeah, yeah, all I want to do now
Now I want to be the guy that decides I'm
going to save the day. I want to block that
laid over from getting into mind.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
And I was going to say, you couldn't even turn
around because there's a meeting in there, right, thing you
could do. Man, You're really you're sucking there.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
You're landlocked, so you're pissed off as it is, and
then you're watching these jerk offs move all the way
to the front of the line like you have no shame.
If if if I could, if I didn't have to
worry about damage of my car, Dude, I wanted to
run these people into the side of the meeting. It
was so I was so aggravated. There's no shame with people.
You know exactly what's gonna happen, get in the back
of the You're a scum bag, man, You're an absolute

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dirt bag scum bag, especially because you know, I know
at probably rush hour they're not doing construction right, Like
I just kind of unless like a watermean breaks, Yeah,
I realized, like.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I know that, so you know, it's like an accident.
And when it's an accident, man, I do have to
kind of like just take a deep breath and go.
There's nothing I can do. Like the other day, I
was heading the filly and a tractor trailer flipped over
by the two ninety five exchange. Right, it's flipped over,
caught on fire. I know I'm stuck there for a while,
Like like, I know there's nothing they can do quickly

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to clean this up. I know I'm gonna be stuck
there for a while. What am I gonna do? Right?
There's not getting angry is not going to help me.
And I'm not angry at the situation.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Obviously, something bad happened, horrific, and I pray for that guy.
Poor guy died. But it's the jerk offs. Man, they're
cutting you off.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
That's why. Why couldn't you die?

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Right right, I'm like, I'm looking at it, and it's
it's just with no just bad.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
It was just bad.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
I'm just furious, man, I'm ready just to run people
into the side of the road.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
And what it is. It's never a work truck. It's
never somebody in like a middle class dan, like a
Honda or something like that. It's always a Tesla. It's
always the Mercedes, right, It's always it's always somebody who
thinks they're entitled. Where are you going so fast?

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Hero?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah? Yeah, I hope your battery dies that's what I
hope think. Rockstrotten newsboy Peter Frampton has tacked on nine
more shows for his Let's Do It Again tour. Now
he's dealing some health issues, but he's still going out there. Man.
He considered after twenty nineteen the diagnosis that include body

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myosis TIS a degenerative disease of the muscles, to hang
it up, but he said he's been trying. He goes
out there and does what he can do. I think
he pretty much sits on a chair. He's not out there.
But he was never a guy running around stage anyway. Yeah,
he's known the play guitar. He said. Sometimes my hands
do what I want him to do. Sometimes they don't.
So Peter Frampton added nine more shows, We're gonna get

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one at the hard Rock April fifth in Atlantic City,
April third, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, and April seven, New Brunswick at
the State Theater of New Jersey.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Oh, he's doing something. You know, you're not sitting here
like you're getting roasted.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
He does that thing. He does that when he does
feel like you do. He he makes the guitar talk
because he has that thing in his mouth. So wa wah,
it's really cool. Yeah, Peter Framp doing it, probably his
last tour. Uh and once again April fifth Atlantic City
over at the hard Rock. Pat Benatar and Neil Giraldo
our husband have announced the new tour for the spring

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that will run for about two months.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Pat Benatar will be hitting Let's see closest we're gonna get?
Are we close to Sugarland, Texas? No? Biloxi, Mississippi?

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Oh I like Biloxi. The closest we're gonna yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna say hershey wow, Huh. The closest we're gonna
get to see Pat Benatar, but I'm in there for
Neil Giraldo really her husband. The Kirby Center and Wilkespeare, Pennsylvania.
Is that really the closest we're gonna get? Maybe the

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Freeman Arts Pavilion in Selbyville, Delaware. That's a show like that.
Not make it to a land Land city, you got plenty.
He usually does once a year in ac So Yeah. No,
the closest we're gonna get is gonna be up in
Pennsylvania and Wilkespear or Selbyville, Delaware at the Freeman Arts
Pavilion to see Pat Benatar and Neil geraldo U. Don

(14:27):
Henley and the Eagles manager Irving Azof are gonna be
sued for millions of dollars. They were suing a bunch
of guys. They claimed that these guys had stolen I
guess lyrics, you know, song lyrics that were written out
by Don Henley, you know, writing songs for the Eagles.
And it turns out, you know, Don and Irving Azof

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took these guys to court and said, you got these
sheets of Eagles music illegally if they belongs to me.
The case was thrown out of court, so now these
guys can come back and sue Don and the Eagles
manager Irving as Off and say, hey, look, our lawyer
bills are outrageous. You maybe caused us, you know you
you you slandered our name by taking us to court

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over this. So it looks like Don Henley and Irving
Azof are gonna get whacked at least a couple of
million bucks in damages, which is good because I hate
Don Henley. And apparently the rumor is that Don Henley
is the biggest dickhead wow and the biggest dick head
in the music world. And he always has been since
the Eagles and the you know, the Eagles were huge
in the seventies and eighties. But uh yeah, anything bad

(15:32):
that can happen to the Eagles. I hate the band.
I like the team, the Eagles, but the band, the
Eagles dude the worst. And my daughter, she tries, she's like,
you don't like this song. No, you don't like this
song by the Eagles. No, I can't believe you don't
like this song. No, I don't like it. The Eagles stink.
And I'm glad Don Henley's getting sued from millions of

(15:53):
dollars because he's a dick. There you go, some rock
news for it.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
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Speaker 1 (16:04):
What's that mean, Joe, Well, at nine to m, we
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Speaker 4 (16:08):
Happens every hour throughout the day, I think up until
like five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Put it in there.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
You're shot at one thousand dollars all day today. You
could win one thousand dollars right here all day today today.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Let's see here, old ond I gotta look at my
notes from last night. Okay, here I got a question.
We're a couple of days from the Super Bowl, right,
super Bowl victory for the Eagles, awesome. Okay, we lost
our offensive coordinator. We did that in headlines. Okay, Kellen
Moore gone. I think they were on Jimmy Fallon last night.
I think there was a couple guys on Jimmy Fallon. Right,

(16:42):
I'm going back and watching footage of the celebration after
the Super Bowl victory in Philadelphia. Now, I know they
climbed the poles and they greased the poles and everything
like that. I watched them flip over a car blah
blah blah. But this is a new one. They were
unbolting traffic lights and taking them down. Now, okay, you

(17:03):
took the traffic light down. Now, I watched one group
of people smash it. Okay, I get the taking it down.
Do I think it's okay? No, But they took the
traffic light down, and now they're smashing it. I understand
they're doing something with it. They're smashing it. But why
there was a couple I saw hall, not a couple
like a male and a female, like a couple people.

(17:24):
They took the traffic light. I'm talking about like a
twelve foot high traffic light. They took it down and
now they're walking down Broad Street or a market street
with it. Where do you go? Where do you take that?

Speaker 4 (17:37):
First of all, what are you doing with the wrench
that big to take it out? It's gonna be a
to do that.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
So where are so you're walking with it? It's like
I said, twelve fifteen feet long. It's probably pretty heavy.
You don't take that to your house. It's not something
you put in your basement. What do you do with it? Now?
So I have to equate this to college football is
very big. After a big win, the players will rush
the field and they will knock down the field goal post.

(18:05):
Why why do we do that? Now? A lot of
times what they'll do is they'll take the field goal
post and they'll take it to a bridge and throw
it over into the water. It's like they built did
that right down the midte Tennessee, right yeah, And it's
it's uh, it's like a rite of passage. I kind
of understand that you have a goal. There's an end
goal there. The end goal is to make it to
the bridge and throw the field goal post into the

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water when you're when you're celebrating an eagle's victory and
you take down a traffic light and now four of
you are carrying it down a street. Where are you going? Unless,
all right, let me just say you look guilty if
you're carrying the traffic I'll play the other side, which
is gonna be difficult.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
But I'll play it unless I'm somehow able to get
that light off the pole that goes in my man cab.
Okay for any of that, Yes, I'd have to take
Mister Rodgers growing up, had a traffic light in his family, right.
He probably did the same thing after a win, after
like a because where was a pit after a big
Steelers win.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
He was a Pittsburgh guy. You think him and the
mailman yea, you know, they, they and they and the
the puppets all ripped down a traffic light. There you go.
It's hanging up, dude. I'm like, I'm watching these these
dumb nuts. They're carrying these traffic lights, and I'm like,
where does this go? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
You?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
And now here's the thing. Some guy who lives on
a side street which is already congested, never can get
a parking spot, has to wake up to a traffic
light in front of his front door.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
And I'm surprised they did this after that kid died
from Temple that.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Was the NFC Championship. I'm shocked you're still doing stuff
like that. Okay, I'll bring this up to electric.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
There's power that goes into those things as you're ripping
it out. What are you doing? Don't aren't you worried
at all? The engineer and just an electric c door electrician.
He's a bunch of dope man even smashing the windows.
I really, you know, it's if you're the mayor, you're
probably like, I hope the Eagles.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Didn't you see the video they took a CoP's horse.
That did the cop go to take a leak or something?
How does he? How did they get the horse? That
was pretty fantastical. Look, I give you credit for we
get back. We'll do some headlines.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Lunch Boy Seven's the excels Attersey's Rock station US.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
We are the the XL Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
I don't mind tipping yesterday. I didn't want to tip,
all right. How do you how the service was a
little expensive for my liking?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Before you jump into this, I have a because you're
you're wishy washy when it comes to tip.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Well, I lowbe all over the weekend too, by the way,
because I was so frustrated with the cost of my pizza.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, I definitely screwed that guy. My wife and I
she's on this you know diet where she doesn't like
she really hard for takeout, right, and she wanted to
take out on fried. She's eating like we all should
probably be what we're super healthy, so really tough when
it comes to takeout. So she decides that, uh, you know,
she can have steak and like vegetables, right, So we
order a takeout from outback. So I get that bloomin onion.

(20:57):
I'm not healthy, bloomin onion, got all kinds of stuff
all over. Dude's so good that you you mean you
mean happiness and wonderfulness. Now I order it. I'm picking
it up. They put a thing and you can't get
rid of it for a tip. What do I tip?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
And they start at fifteen percent? Okay, yes, I've seen
that before. It started at fifteen but I'm like fifteen percent,
but I'm picking it like I'm doing all the heavy lifting.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah right, like you literally are taking the bag from
the kitchen and it was about a seven step walk
to put it on a shelf. Pick it up. Now
that you're doing your job, I'm coming to pick it up.
I did. I did fifteen percent, but I was like, yeah,
like it's fifteen percent, and we did spend a little
bit of money, so that fifteen percent was a lot.
But okay, okay, I'll play.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Your game, which sometimes it'll screw you because that twenty
five percent on I don't know if I eat sick.
It was a sixty dollars bill. Sometimes it's like a
twelve dollars. Sometimes I will round it up and you'll
get a generous tip because I just rounded up to
twenty because it's easier.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
It's a track. It was a sixty dollars bill, so
it took me over seventy bus.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Okay, yeah, yeah, and they've kind of forced you to
do it, and I don't know what if you don't want,
I know, I hate when they do that. I hate
when they ask you, do you want to put a
tip on there and it's a place where you shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
So yesterday I go and we got our dog, the
new dog. We get his haircut, We go to his groomer.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Now, if you've got these dogs taken care of yet
when it comes with their balls, no, the ones ready
to go, yeah, we got to do this are knowing
on people's arms. I think they attacked a child the
other day.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
We finally got to get the we're finally in a
schedule now where we can be around to get the balls.
And the bigger one chopped off and a younger one
he's got some times, man had little balls.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
You're raising little Kujo's yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
So uh so I go and I get the younger
one of his first haircut, and I called little lady.
He's like, well, what is how much it's gonna cost?
Like anywhere between eighty eighty and one hundred and twenty dollars. Yeah,
that's a racket by now I know, damn well, I'm
not gonna get there. She can be like, you know what,
it's eighty two dollars. Of course he's never gonna low
boil yet.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Oh it's good. Only nobody elsd what it was only fifty?
What really?

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Which also to like the price of things in a restaurant,
you know, those prices on rest menus are never going
down no matter what they pay like, once it gets
high like that, you're stuck in it.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, I'm surprised gas is going down the way it
did because I'm like, we're gonna live in threes for
a long time.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
So yes, today I go and I you know, I
get there, I pick him up. Nice job, he was
good for him, Like it looks great.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Whatever.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
So it was one hundred and seventeen dollars to get
his haircut. To me, it's a haircut.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
The dog.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Now is it is it like a chain place or
is it like a local mom and pop. It's a
local mom and pop ogation, so that money's going directly
to you mom and pop. Okay, thank you for me. Yes,
this is this isn't some person making six bucks an hour.
This is this is this is mom and pop going
right to your pocket.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
And you know, I think about that too, because my
barber's local guy. It's only him, it's his busy. So
I'm like, dude, every time that you make here, I
don't have to tip you heavily because you're making money already.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
You're not making eight dollars an hour relying on if
you were, like if you're going to a pet smart
and this person was just making twelve bucks an hour.
I get it. I get it. Man, you're an hourly worker.
I'm gonna throw you a couple bucks. But if it
was mister smart, I'm like, dude, that money's going in
your pot.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Like one seventeen. All right, I'm checking out. All the
people are looking at me. They're waiting for the tip.
I'm like, I throw ten downs, one hundred and twenty
seven dollars to.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Get a haircut.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
I would cut my liking. I would have done it
for ninety seven. I told my wife, let's go out
and get a pair of clippers. I was like, I'll
do my best. So my my sister in law, she
looked into doing that. She was gonna get the r
V and everything, go to people's houses. Yeah, you know
where they get you insurance.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I'm sure because if you screw up a dog or
cut a dog, especially if you do nails and stuff,
it's where That's what That's what hung her up on.
It was the insurance was outrageous.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
I did it years ago. My other dog man, I
tried doing his ears. I ended up clipping his ear.
And when you cut the ear with clippers, first of all,
the dog is really annoy bleeds. It bleeds every it bleeds.
I had to go to CBS and get this stuff.
It was like this paste or chalk that I had
to stick on top of the guy's ear so it
would stop bleeding.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, I get it, man, I get it. But yeah,
one twenty seven for a haircut, actually dog's hair. She's like,
you want to come back? You should? We set you up.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
I was like, hold on, I'll call you back when
I feel his hairs getting a little bit longer.

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(26:39):
Remember he bounced out for a little bit. Did he
like Africa? Hia? They gave him a thirty three million
dollar contract. Comedy Central said to do a couple more
seasons at the Chappelle show, and he said, I just
don't feel good about taking the money. And he closed
up shop completely high and dry and moved to Africa
for like a year just to find himself again, came

(27:00):
back man, and just kind of focused on stand up
and this is where he's been ever since. Uh, dude,
I know, we goof and we talk about how, you know,
how goofy the guy is, and we have fun with it.
But I think it's getting to a point where like
somebody has to intervene with this guy. Kanye West. Yes, dude,
he keeps coming out talking about how much he loves

(27:21):
Hitler and the Jewish people are awful. He took everything
offline on his easy website except for a swastika T shirt.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
You know again, I called it wrong because I'm like, hey, man,
this is Kanye. He bought advertising for the Super Bowl
when he advertised this thing and had to come out
and apologize for thirty second thing. Yeah, seven million dollars.
I'm like, now, I didn't go to the easy dot
com when I saw it, but I saw.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Her Twitter activated his Twitter. This guy needs some help.
He needs he needs some real mental help. He needs
to be locked away, because I mean, the dude's gonna
hurt someone or hurt himself. I mean he's hurt his career.
I don't know. I don't think you can bounce back
from this and I don't know, you know, I know
he's got money, but I know he pisses a lot

(28:04):
of money away, so eventually the money's gonna run out.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
You would think, yeah, he saw a video too, man,
what do you want his girl to drop the coat?
When she had that that real seat through outfit on.
I guess at the same she was naked. Yeah, you
could see. Man, She's like she's a beaten woman too.
Like this is something Kelly locked in the basement stuff
going on.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Now that things have kind of cooled off with the
Me Too stuff, you know a lot of people, a
lot of people were bad guys and bad gals that
got caught up in Me Too, But a lot of
people are kind of like on the outskirts and still
got canceled. And you're like, like, I did what and
you're canceling for what. One of those guys is James Franco.
He got canceled because he was teaching a college class

(28:42):
at NYU and was sleeping with some of his students.
Not illegal, probably You're like, eh, but like, I don't
know if that's enough to get canceled. Even guys like
Seth Rogan, who was one of his best friends kind
of backtracked a little bit from him and was like, yeah,
I don't think we're gonna work together for a while,
not like Seth. Seth. Rogan has come out and said

(29:02):
that he is very interested in revisiting his friendship and
working relationship with James Franco.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Now, James Franco said that the two no longer speak.
Good dope.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Man, he bailed on you when you need it on
the boat, I do remember stand and that meat too
was hot.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Man. It canceled a lot of careers. Armie Hammer is
another guy. But this guy seems to be one of
the bad, bad guys. Women came out. Now. Armie Hammer
was the he played the twins in the Social Network.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
He was in The lawn Ranger, which was a bomb.
He was an he was an actor. You know, he
was coming up and he was probably he's a handsome dude.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
And then women started coming out saying that he was
like crazy and he would bite them and he would
say that he wanted to drink their blood and he
was like cannibalistic. Probably a real bad dude. Well, he
started a podcast and he admitted that he ate an
animal heart once while it was still warm, like he
killed a deer, ripped his heart out, and then bit it.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
I could be wrong here, but I think that's a
thing where you initiate, like when your kid kills a deer,
you do the blood on the.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Fence, he said, he goes. It's a it's a it's
a rite of passage where you kill a deer and
you eat it's heart rawls. Is it okay? Taylor Swift
fans are mean. Uh. They're now bullying the New Heights podcast.
That's where her boyfriend Jason Kelsey and and and and
and Travis Kelsey they do a podcast. Also, I guess

(30:23):
one of the Eagles he kind of took a shot
at Taylor and now Taylor Swift fans. His parents own
a diner and they they're putting bad reviews online about
the diner with his mom and his mom owns. These
Swifties are out of their minds. They're mad because she
got oo Yeah, well, okay, do you know who this representative?

(30:45):
Lauren Bobitt? But Bobart is she she she's a hot congresswoman, right, yes?
And I think she got caught maybe like rubbing a
guy's crotch in a movie theater like a like a
year or two ago. I think it was full blown.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
So yeah, whatever, So apparently she's dating Kid Rock. But
she's good looking, right, she's hot.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, and she's a little crazy I like. And so
remember we yesterday did rock news. Kid Rock stormed out
of a John Bond John Manjovi as a bar in
Nashville and Kid Rock was performing at the bar and
a birthday party. Yeah, and got mad at the crowd,
so he stormed out. Well, he stormed out and got
into a car with her. Okay, I'd probably leave too, dude.

(31:26):
Good for kid Rock will be. Goldberg is slaming stephen
A Smith for him slamming Serena Williams. Stephen A Smith
we know from ESPN. He slams Serena Williams for performing
with Kendrick Lamar about her ex boyfriend Drake and said
that my you know, if my wife did that, she'd
be out because I don't want her, you know, performing

(31:49):
on a live stage like that halftime show with the
super Bowl and having to do with something with my
her ex boyfriend. Woop. Goldberg slam stephen A Smith for
getting involved.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
That when you look at that halftime show. More, it
wasn't for us, it was for him just to.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Rip apart Drake. It's every part of that. There was
the whole song. That's it. That's what made the song
very popular. Was it was this beat disc record. Yeah,
so WHOOPI Goldberg does not like that stephen A. Smith
was attacking Serena Williams. But Stephen A. Smith made a
great point. He goes, imagine your your wife. She has
this ex boyfriend, is very famous, and a guy doesn't

(32:25):
like a disc track on him, performs at the halftime
super Bowl and then she's dancing with that guy and
he's like, dude, if my girl, I don't want her
to talk about any ex boyfriends when I'm married to someone.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Now.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
I give Kendrick Lamar a lot of credit. He really
put a lot of thought out of this jeans. At
one the show, Drake's label is Sony at one point
also la, yeah, it looks like a looks like a
Sony PlayStation control.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
The way he laid it out of him, Gotten so bad,
pretty genius.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
When you break down a halftime show. It was pretty interesting, man,
the work he put into.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
It's gotten so bad that Sony, which is also Kendrick
Lamar's label, Drake is suing them for them putting out
the distract.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Yeah, he wasn't supposed to play this song in the
halftime show. That's why they were talking about it. They're
gonna sue me.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
There, no, no, Drake has been This is the lawsuit's been
going on for the last year because apparently Sony put
a lot of money into this song because it was
the number one song of year.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Yeah, and that's why he was teasing he was gonna
do what he wasn't gonna do.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
And you heard a little a little clipped. Well, he
cooked the word pedophile out, so he calls Drake a
pedophile in the song. So that's why Drake is suing
Sony saying, hey, look, this guy's calling me a pedophile
and you're my label. You're not helping me. There you
go some trash for it. Sometimes it feels like the
world is moving at hyperspeed and you can't keep up
because it's one thing then another. And don't forget the

(33:45):
meeting of the Yoga.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
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Yeah, dude, doing a real job. Plownce snow. Hey, good morning.
Yes are you stuck in the snowbank?

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
What's happening? Uh?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
No, I'm plowing right now.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
That's it. Where are you man? Plowing?

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Summer's point? All right, man, you're doing parking, lots of
roads roads? He what do you get in an hour?
You don't even want to know that. It's good? It's
goods good, though you feel sad for me? Really? Come on,
you guys, sure you deserve more than school teachers. You do?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Man, you gotta get like, hey, look, look we'll throw
you a couple bucks. They'ven't even done our parking lot yet.
Now is that? Is it your own business or you
work for the township?

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Working for the township? I got you, man, I got
you're working?

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Man?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
All right? What's your name? Just use first name. We're
taking in trouble, Charles. All right, Charles, you're going to
see the new Captain American man.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
So enjoy What how many more hours you got?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
I'm not even sure yet, not until it's done.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
What time did you start last night?

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Around eight?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Al right? Guys?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Man, you guys are on down the black Horst bike
from Williamstown. It's it's pretty clear. It's all salted man.
So yeah, thank you, Noah, thank you for your service.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Thank you. Yeah, I appreciate you. Remember during Remember during COVID,
we were we were applauding nurses as they walked out
of hospitals. We're gonna do that with snowplowers. Today is
your day, sir. Hey. If you see a guy, well,
now wait till after his shift. If you see a
guy who plows snow, buy him a beer or coffee,
but make sure he's off his ship. If I could,

(35:24):
I'd send you. I would send you a lot.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Lizard right now, if I could, a nice summer's point
right in the parking lot of big lots. She sleeps
in a dumpster, and Charlie, you stay on hold.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
We're gonna get all you're in fi right, thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
I thought this was a little bit of a reach,
because the big bigs here, I heeart they reached out
last night. They said, listen, since the guy from the
Avengers got run over by snowplow right, the Hawk guy,
Now stay with me here, the Hawky got run over
by in real life.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I don't think Hawkeye got run over in real life.
His his his arrows in his bogue got run over
by a snowplow.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
He said, But now you're giving tickets away for the
new Marvel movie this weekend, Captain America. I got an idea. Okay,
He's like, this is mister hard, mister iHeart. It's a
great morning show bit. He's like, come on, guys, let's
do some bits. He's like, give it away to a
guy on a snowplow. Because the guy got run over
by snowplows.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Was genius.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
He's not in so I said it was kind of
a reach from mister Ihart, but he said, you know what, this.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Would be a great bit. Okay, it would be a
great because one of the Avengers was almost paralyzed from
being run over by a snowplow. The giveaway, Captain America tickets.
We need to find a snow by a snowplow.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
And what's the coincidence it's snow last night, said there's
guys in a snowplow.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I thought it was genius.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Man.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
We got to do more stuff like that. We got
to do more bits bits.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
It was either that or we're gonna do birthdays, and
I thought this was a better idea.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Do we hold on?

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Hold on, give me a second, I'll find a celebrity birthday.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Give me, I thought, you know, I think about it.
Sometimes it does pop up. Give me, do you know who?
Do you know who you celebrate your birthday with?

Speaker 4 (37:03):
No? I know Tom Selleck is with born the same day,
not same day, but do you no?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Same yeah, Tom Selleck and Oprah Winfrey birthday.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
I shouldn't be able this quickly to find birthdays today,
Today's twelfth. Sure do celebrity birthdays? Okay, all right, okay,
get ready. Josh Brolin. We know him from uh he
played the Purple Guy Fanos. He's fifty seven years old,
was in the Goonies. There's another Marvel link. Michael Ironside,
great actor from the seventies and eighties. Seventy five years
old today. Christina Ricci. We all love her. Wednesday Adams.

(37:36):
She's forty five years old. She's in that show Yellow
Jackets you're watching right now. She yes, she is, She's lit.
The hot girl played Wednesday Adams back in the day.
Which one is she in Yellow Jackets with the older
one of the older girls like when they're like, now
like one of the girls. Now she's the dorky girl.
Did everyone kind of Sina Ricci? Yes, Wow, keep going,

(37:57):
I'm having a bless a. Gucci Mane, who was a rapper,
is forty five years old today. Michael McDonald from The
Doovie Brothers seventy three years old today. China Phillips from
Wilson Phillips is fifty seven. She's been married to Billy Balden,
one of the Baldwin brothers, since nineteen ninety five. And
Raymond Zerk who passed away in twenty thirteen. Today would
have been his eighty six birthday. How about we do

(38:19):
some authors. Judy Bloom Tales of the Fourth Grade, nothing,
eighty seven years old, Arcinio Hall Wow, who's sixty nine
years old? And if he was still alive, Charles Dalwin
would have been really old. He was born in eighteen
oh nine.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Today nothing says killing Time on the Mining Show had
given out birthdays.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
The late Abraham Lincoln's birthday is today. Wow, eighteen oh
nine he was born, and we all remember he died
in eighteen sixty five. There you go, some birthdays for you.
We'll get back. We'll do some headlines d NXL, South
Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. This is the fight
I guess we didn't know we needed. Poor guy, dude,

(39:04):
And I know I'm gonna say poor guy, and everyone's
gonna roll their eyes when I say who. I feel
bad for Patrick Mahomes. Okay, now everyone's gonna who why
people are brutal? Did you see they were lighting Kermit
the Kermit the Frog dolls in Philly. He sounds like
Kermit the Frog. Okay, look, here's why I feel bad
for him. His dad is a raging drunk. So I

(39:26):
don't know if you know this. Patrick Mahomes's dad was
a baseball player. He's a professional baseball player, so his
dad really has a bad drinking problem. His dad is
on like his third DUI. Every time Patrick does something great,
his dad ends up getting arrested and kind of stealing
the spotlight from him. And it's kind of sad. Dude, here,
here you are. You're Patrick Mahomes. You got a brother
who's a douche, you got a dad who just can't

(39:48):
get out of his own way. So here's the fight
I never know we needed. In New Orleans during the
Super Bowl Patrick I don't think has a real great
relationship with his dad because his dad does have these issues.
A drunk Patrick Mahomes Senior, yep, gets into a street fight.
I had no idea that these guys. I guess they
were friendly when they played baseball back in the day. Okay,

(40:10):
so that's how this goes down. So they so Patrick
Mahomes Senor, like I said, bit of a drinking problem.
He's smashed in New Orleans on Bourbon Street, starts getting
into a fistfight with John Rocker, the guy, the guy
he might be the first guy to ever go viral.
Remember he did an interview and this is mid nineties,

(40:30):
and he talked about how he didn't want to play
in big cities because he hated gays, he hated blacks.
He non when Patrick Mahomes Senior wanted to beat him up.
Yeah he's Kenny Powers basically, Yes, the guy Kenny Powers
from Eastbound and Down was based on John Rocker. So
now it's it's you know, someone starts filming. I guess
they had been drinking together. They were friendly. John Rocker

(40:52):
is backed away from those comments and apologized for him
since so they were taken out of context. So now
they start fighting. It's that drunk fighting too. Rockers there screaming,
you know, I thought we were friends. Patrick Mahomes Senior,
and this is right after his son just got demolished
in the Super Bowl. Patrick Mahomes Senior is stumbling around

(41:12):
because he can't he can't stand up, and then dude
Rocker is still jacked. Rocker looked like he could have
it just annihilated Patrick Mahomes Senior. And then finally it
ends with Patrickholmes Senior being kind of carded away and
Rocker throwing a drink in his face.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
It really is a shame because after that Super Bowl,
what what okay? If you're the Chiefs, I get it right,
you want to bury your face and all that.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
I get it. I haven't thought of John Rocker in
twenty five years.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
It's a damn shame that all the Eagles and all
the Chiefs couldn't go out after the game and grab
a beard, just talk about, man, you guys really beat
the you guys really beat the s out of us.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
You can't even go there because you're gonna be harassed
by some man. Somebody brought up a great point where
you know, it's this new thing where everyone tries to
outdress each other on the way into the locker room,
right the way into the stadium. Yeah, so now you
have Travis Kelcey. He was wearing like a suit from
Saturday Night Fever. It looked ridiculous. It looked ridiculous even
on the way in. It looked ridiculous. So now everyone's like,

(42:09):
do you pack a loser suit because you don't want
to be wearing the Saturday Night Fever suit after the
game because you look dumb. That's a party suit on
the way in. But yeah, you're a loser. He actually,
I guess didn't pack a loser suit. So he goes
to find Taylor Swift after the game. He's wearing his
Saturday Night Fever suit and it looks dumb. Yeah, it

(42:32):
looked like pajamas.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
It looks like in oversize pajamas.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
But now you're a loser. You would have been better
off just wearing like a T shirt and maybe like
like basketball jeans, a car heart sweatshirt. You know, dude,
you're wearing a you're wearing your eye won the super
Bowl suit when you didn't win the super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
It doesn't look so cool, Like if you are. If
you're a mummer and you're anywhere out and about and
it's not in your's day, you look ridiculous. Well let
me tell you I didn't I needed this in my life.
A Patrick Mahomes Senior and John Rocker fight the night
of the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I saw the video and I'm like, how did these
guys even know? Who made baseball together? Now I get
it back, We get back. We'll do a thing called.
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are four? Here comes, dude, Yeah, here it comes. Okay.
It's the size of a building. It has a one
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That's a pretty good eyes. Yeah, that's pretty good. The
chance that it will hit Earth keeps improving, though scientists
have been told to use James Webb's space telescope to

(43:48):
study it in March and May as part of an
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This is armageddon. If an asteroid this size where to
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(44:09):
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an unexpected stop in Denver because of a passenger acting weird.
Not long after takeoff, the man kept getting up and

(44:30):
walking to the front of the plane. He started asking
people about Mormons and demanding to know where they're sitting.
Things got more intense that at some point he got
physical with the flight crew. Other passengers had to help
restrain him, and the plane landed early in Denver so
police could nab him. The flight had to sit on
the ground for hours before it was cleared to finish
its root to Chicago. Someone apparently took the sir, this

(44:53):
is a Wendy's meme has a challenge. I don't know
what that meme is. A Florida couple was arrested in
Clearwater after being caught engaging in appropriate behavior behind a
bus stop near a Wendy's restaurant on a highway. Oh,
was that the challenge? You banged by the by Wendy's,
And sir, this is a Wendy, dude, what if you
bang a Wendy by a Wendy? This is gonna be hard.
The pair of fifty three year old Melissa Lutz and

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a twenty nine year old dude. The twenty nine year
old hitting a fifty three year old huh. They were
spotted by an unlucky eyewitness who quickly called police. When
officers arrived, they found the two in a compromising position
took him in the custody. Both people have had prior
criminal records and now facing public indecency charges. They both
had bonds of one hundred and fifty dollars and five

(45:37):
hundred dollars and they both pleaded not guilty.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
And that could work anywhere, sir, this is a cemetery, sir,
this is a museum.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Okay, bang a cemetery. I can see that, especially if
it's like late night. Like I never did this, but
I like growing up in like eighties sitcoms or eighties movies,
kids always want the graveyards to hang out at night.
I could see banging in a graveyard. There's benches.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Okay, how about this? How about your wife dies, right,
you find out later at the funeral she was cheating
on you. You take you new girl, You bang her there?
Watch now, it's revenge. That's weird, that's okay.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Remember Tiger Woods, Look at me, Remember Tiger Woods in
the parking lot of a Perkins. He was banging a
Perkins waitress and uh and it got called on security camera.
I do, I can. I can tell you why it
was a big deal was because it was called on
security cameras. And it was during that Tiger Woods documentary
that HBO did. She threw her her sanitary Oh uh,

(46:39):
you know how women had that thing once a month,
so she has she had her her thing. She took
it out, through it out the window, and someone actually
picked it up and saved it.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Man, this is a Perkins, dude, that's Tiger Woods.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
And he and he was banging a Perkins waitress in
a I think it was a parking lot of a church.
I guess you'd go get one of those old things
you put the hats in. You just leave it, put
it on a shelf. It's like when John Wayne Bobbitt
had his wiener cut off back in the day by
Lorna Bobbitt. The police found it in a field and
put it in a hot dog container for seven to
eleven not joking. That's the only thing. They had to

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put the penis in there to take to the hospital.
It worked, didn't it. Kids. The nineties were fun. There
you go those people they have a bed. You not
so much these days it feels like everyone is to.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Well. Huncher point Seven's thexlsuth Jersey's Rock Stations ZXL more show.
Pretty fascinating watching these people lose their minds over politics.
I lost two friends on Facebook over political stuff. I
when Trump won, they gotta it, stated went away. We
don't talk anymore. But it was just fun chatter back
and forth. I mean, I don't even do it. I
had no religion, no, no politics, don't no. It's not

(47:54):
worth it, man.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
It's it's just it's causes, it causes an uproar, and
it's like and then most of the time it's I'm
fighting with somebody who is uneducated. Not saying that I'm
super educated, but you know what I do. If you
have a compelling fight and you can win me over,
I'll let you win me over. I go, Okay, prove
the prove your point to me, and I am I
will one hundred p have a nice conversation with you.

(48:17):
And at the end, I'm I'm I'm able to say, hey,
you know what, I like some of your points. Okay,
I I appreciate you. Let me in on that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
We go back and forth and nao Trump wan, He's.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Like, okay, there, you're happy with your.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Your your racist president.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Oh the same thing. It's like, I didn't we know
a guy across the hall, big Chiefs fan. At no
point did I want to pick up my phone and
go you suck. Your team sucks, dude, it sucks. I
know I know how he's feeling his team lost. I'm
not going to add on to it.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
So Trump and Elon Musk, right, these guys are the
ultimate trolls, and it's hysterical to watch.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
So yesterday, please them Harry Balls the way they want
to be called.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Elon Musk yesterday changes his Twitter handle right or his
ex handle Harry Bulls.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Because there was a guy on his doge team who
I guess used the name Harry Balls years ago, who
cares fun and so now Trump and him had grabbed
it and now are utilizing the name Harry Balls. So
it's so funny, it's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
CNN is now reporting the news, has to say because
he changed it to Harry which, by the way, could
be a real name, Harry Balls. So I knew a
guy named Dick Beg. So here's the woman on CNN again.
It has to kill her, but she's reporting the news.
He changed his name to Harry Balls on x now.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
The disruptor in chief Elon Musk, who apparently has adopted
the alias. At least he changed his social media handle
to Harry Balls, tweeted this morning democracy in America is
being destroyed by judicial coup. An activist judge is not
a real judge.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
How do you keep a straight face?

Speaker 4 (49:53):
You're reporting the news, and again you have to say it.
He changed his name to Harry Balls, and they're trolling
these people they're.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
So dumb, and there's such a sense of like relaxation
in the White House now Like yesterday, Elon Musk is
standing next to President Trump holding a press conference about
Doze with his kid on his shoulders like he's giving
his kid like a piggyback ride while answering questions about Doge.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
And I'm gonna say, if half of the things that
they're reporting that this country is rating money on, if
half of them are right, this is exactly why you
wanted them in there. He's not stealing our identification.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
He has it.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
He doesn't need her money. If he worth four hundred
billion dollars, he doesn't want those things.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
You just wants to fix the country and walk away
and say look what I did.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
I'm Elon Musk. If you are a Democrat, you have
to look at how scared the Democrats are running away
from this and go, Okay, they got to be doing
something wrong. You just look guilty.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Go to your wife and ask her for the credit
card bill. If she doesn't give it to you, something
is wrong.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
You know. Look, the guy's a weirdo. He likes to
have books balanced. Shocker, that's what he's doing. He's halencing
the books, Harry Balls.

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Dropping it out. I know you guys are all looking
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Speaker 1 (52:02):
Shoot the guy, Yeah, warming up ship and I'm like,
I'm down here. We're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot
to the fact.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Y'all keep me laughing.

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Then you guys are great. Good morning guys are hilario.
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