THURSDAY 2-13-25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 4 (00:36):
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Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hey? Good morning home boy. What's happening? Man? How are you?
I gotta shake this off. My wife's office was closed
yesterday because of the snow. Little guy had off yesterday
because of the snow. I kept thinking it was Sunday
all day. This is like my whole week was thrown
off because it felt like a Sunday. This is like
the longest week. I don't know why I keep wanting

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it to be Friday. And it's still not Friday. It's
still on a Thursday. We got yesterday. I'm like, it
feels like tomorrow should be Friday. So you got the
super Bowl Sunday, which kind of threw everybody's Monday for
a looser right, So everyone's kind of groggy on a Monday,
so they need to you come alrighty, Tuesday's now the Monday.
So now we got Tuesday, which is now Monday. So
then we get hit with the snowstorm, which was a

(01:21):
weird snowstorm because it came in the middle of the
afternoon on Tuesday. Now it's just going and like me
and you stayed on schedule, came in yesterday, did our
show normal day. Everyone else's life was in chaos yesterday
because of the snow. Me and you were fine. So
I'm sticking to my schedule. But now I got people
home with me that aren't normally home with me. So
now it feels like a Sunday. Now it's even worse

(01:42):
because now in my life, at least, I have a
household full of Eagles fans. So now Friday is a
big deal because the parade, So Friday is really a Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
So now and when does the parade, all the all
the planning start tonight? Yeah? So now tonight, Yeah, like
a Friday night. And then tomorrow is like all chaos
and balls to the wall because it's the it's the
Eagles bread and it doesn't stop there. Then we slide
into the weekend and have Monday. Yeah, now Tuesday now

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becomes Monday and we're school and no, forget, let's toss
Valentine's Day in there. Yeah, it's a very hectic week.
I forgot all about Valentine's Day. Yeah. If my wife
asked me, she goes, hey, what are we doing for
Valentine's Day? I go, well, you're gonna beat the Eagles
break yes, you're gonna enjoy it. You gonna be home
here doing enough too. It's not even funny. So in
the span of two months, two and a half months,

(02:34):
I get Christmas, my anniversary, my wife's birthday, Valentine's Day. Yeah,
I get Christmas.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I get a ton of birthdays in January, Dune, January,
and February, me, both my kids.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Sister logs I all Valentine's Day math pig a little
bit of a backseat. That's more of a hey you
pay babe, here's some candy and flowers and maybe, you know,
maybe we'll get something like you won the Super Bowl?
Do valence'p stayed next to you. That's why I said
to my wife. But our anniversary, she goes, what'd you
get me? I go, the Eagles want a super Bowl,
go to the parade. It gets yourself a heart shaped

(03:08):
cheese steak. Yeah, which, by the way, the parade now
is just me picking her up, gotcha. Yeah, that's how
I got. I got out of the parade. There won't
be any traffic at all. I'm hoping not going in, yeah,
but on the way out there could be. I think
that my people might be going in like in the
middle of the night. Everyone's gonna try and get it
that night. That's the reason I can't o. My wife
and her family. They're going up tonight and staying by

(03:28):
the airport. Yeaod for them. They're gonna stay on a plane. Everybody. Uh,
Today Thursday, we'll get to that.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
We're gonna find that ZXL Workforce Employee of the Day.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
That's a last pair of tickets for Captain America happening
starting tonight over at the Square Theater. So look you
out with Captain America tickets.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
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Morning sho, good morning, everybody do it lit.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I can go all righte it and we'll do it
a lot and thing sucks. I'm scotty, good morning here.
Some news about U's billionaire Elon Musk on Tuesday claimed
that a review of social Security records by the Department
of Government Efficiency DOGE found evidence that the safety net
program is paying benefits to one hundred and fifty year olds. Yes,

(04:16):
people who are one hundred and fifty years old. Well,
don't you think they need it because they're so old. Musk,
who has been tasked with leading DOGE as a special
government employee, he said he was. He said he was
hanging with the Trumpster right they were at the Oval office.
I liked Elon. Just brought his kid in and his
kids on his shoulders and stuff. To keep getting the
work done.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Man.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
He he told Prez Trump that DOGE found payments going
to beneficiaries, listed his being around the age of one
hundred and fifty, though we didn't go into details about
the claims. The Trump administration has filed a lawsuit against
the state of New York and its Governor, Kathy Hockel
and Attorney General Latita James, alleging a failure to comply
with federal laws shielding illegal immigrants. Newly sworn in Attorney

(04:57):
General Pam Bondi made the announcement, this is a new
doj She said, New York has chosen its r to
prioritize illegal aliens over American citizens. It stops, It stops
today they're also filing lawsuits against Mark Schroeder, Commissioner of
the New York Department of Motor Vehicles. Bondi cited New
York's green light Laws, also known as the Driver's License Act,

(05:20):
which allows illegal immigrants to get a driver's license.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Come.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
We have women here that shouldn't have licenses. Now we're
getting to illegal immigrants.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Come on. Law enforcement officials in New Jersey are searching
for a man accused of waving his gun at a
United States Postal Service worker. Can't do that. On February sixth,
a round twelve thirty in the afternoon, the man was
allegedly driving a black colored Cadillac on the northbound side
of fifty in Upper Township when he got into a
fight with a postal worker. Police explained that the man

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and the postal worker were outside of the vehicles on
the bridge when the man pulled out a firearm before
he ultimately left the scene. New Jersey State Police described
as suspect as a man in his her fifties with
dirty blonde hair, a scruffy beard, and he's wearing a
dark T shirt. On the day of the incident. They
said anybody with information is asked to call six zero
nine eight six one five six nine eight, that's news.

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What about sports nets beat six ors one hundred to
ninety six. They're all for the All Star break. Now
hockey is doing whatever they do for the All Star breaks.
So there's no sports. Is a weird weekend of kind
of no sports. I guess we all lay low into
what march madness that's for the hockey. It's like many Olympics, right,
everyone goes back to their own country and it's out
there in the country, play years countries they started with

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the Olympics. What happened to the good old days? Just
play an All Star game. I don't need countries going
after country, the East, first West. I don't need any
of that stuff. And even the basketball stuff now it's
like different teams of different players, Like you got a
Lebron team, you got like I don't know, a Rick
Mahorn team. It's it's weird, like I don't I don't

(06:54):
understand it. It's just what happened to the good old
days of an All Star Game? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Where you know where the score was like one hundred
and eighty one, one hundred and seventy nine.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
So there's really no sports happening than maybe some college basketball.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, I'm just wait. I'm hold on my breath of
the WNBA. By the way, Old Miss did not cover
the spread last night.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
There you go. That's news. That's hey rain today, hid
the forty nine clouds tonight? I want twenty eight tomorrow
for your Friday, kick off your weekend, and for the
parsee sunny. Hi the thirty eight forty one outside? There's
not two million people? Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, dude, it's
traffic when it's a normal day, and I almost I
guess the kids have off of school because you can't
possibly have there's there's gonna be so gridlocked in that city,

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like the trains like they're gonna run a train every
I think they said six minutes. Sure they are. Yeah,
I'm sure that's gonna go smooth like forty one outside.
Rybody's gonna shove anybody else.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
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Speaker 1 (07:51):
White little freaked out yesterday she went on a well,
she was calling it.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
She was calling this person a Craigslist killer. Craig's list
list hasn't been around in twenty years.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
It was on Craigslist. You probably are a killer at
this point. That would be like yeah, like like MySpace mafia,
like there's no reason to go to my Space anymore.
Craigslist was a thing. It became you know what, craigs.
It was the Yellow Pages for the Internet in the
early two thousands. Yeah, oh god. I remember people stopped
going through a phone book and they stopped looking in

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the back of a newspaper, in the back of a magazine,
and they found Craigslist. There were killers on craigslt Funny
Mi Almo was tell me about it. I'm like, oh,
this is kind of cool. So you know Craigslist, but
this was years ago. She spent like a Facebook marketplace
killers where Facebook marketplace?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I remember there was a when my when my now
twenty two year old or soon to be twenty two
year old was little, I spent so much time getting
him Star Wars and wrestling figures on Craigslist, Craigslist and eBay. Man.
I was able to grab great stuff. It was a
garage sale, but right there online where you go, it's
like we could hit one hundred garage sales all in
like I don't know what wort. The time, there was

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on Craigslist called the back pages, and that's where it
got a little dicey. It was the hookers. That's where
you could maybe some sex work, lonely housewives buy, buy
a limb, like hey, buy maybe like a liver, you know,
maybe a human heart, a cheetah. My wife goes out yesterday.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Now she finds a local place that's selling uh honey,
like legit, like real honey.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Like, by the way, we got to regulate this because
people do the same thing with eggs. Do you trust
just buying some something from like someone on the like
we get that's we have a person's not doing stuff,
you know what, so far, we haven't died yet. Yeah, dude,
what are you just buying car oil?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Well it's uh, I'm gonna be get him for four
dollars for like a dozen or something.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, it's ye're liking all of them, you know what.
So far we've been fine. So my wife goes out
yesterday on this thing to get like real real honey. Now,
I'm gonna say, if you're a dude or guy or whatever,
you are a family and you're a beekeeper, it's a
little weird to you're already a little bit off, so
I don't know what you're walking in here. But I
tell her too. We have a rule even when I

(10:05):
go out, I'm like, hey, here's the address. If I
don't call you in like fifteen minutes, send the cops
to this address, because I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
It's a crazy world out there. I get it. So
she comes out a little freaked out. I said, well,
what happened? Like, well, I get there now.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
We also have a rule too, that she totally disobeyed
the entire rules. I didn't get the address, the window,
none of that, right, I don't know where. She knows
in the snow, by the way, in the very dangerous
in the water. So she goes there. Now, whoever it
is with the story, I get it sounds like this,
like silence of the lambs, Like this creepy weird guy
and his wife and his house. There's lotion in the basket.

(10:38):
She won't she actually okay, said okay, there it's inside.
Rule number one, never go no, no, no, he's you know,
he's doing the the good fella's thing. No, no, no,
it's down there a little bit farther to the right,
it's keep going down there, Karen. And she has my
kid with him, like she has my twelve year old
her and my kid. I bet in her head she
thinks that's safer. But no, now this guy just has

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two victims. Yeah, now my entire fam half my family
is gonna die. So she goes into the house. Walk
into the house. Boy something. Now there's an old lady.
Now she she creeps, She creeps her head around the corner.
The woman's dead in a rocker. There's a there's some
straight I got this hearing this story. It was like.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Listening to a dream. Like she walks in the house.
The guy's a little weird head. Come inside. There's a
dogy the dog won't bite you, like this whole.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Thing sounds like a clip for him. The dog. The
old lady was like looking at her. Around the corner.
There's an old man sitting in a chair. This reminds
me one time I thought I was gonna be cool
and I uh. We we rented a bed and breakfast
up in the Poconos, like on a horse ranch and
everything they can get. We go in there and we
won't get it's somebody's house, like it's really a house,

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there's a family that's moving around, there's a there's an
old woman who's just staring at the TV. We gotta
walk by her to get to our room. This was
a night that I swore we were going to die.
The tired family, someone kid's bedrooms, Yes, and when the
pocono's we don't. Nobody knows where we are, and the
are weird. We actually left for dinner and I did
this string thing. I put the string over top of
the door because I wanted to know if anybody was

(12:11):
gonna walk into our room while we were gone.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
It was scary as ouse. I told her, what are
you doing? I was like, no, no, no. First of all,
if I was there, you'd never go in the house.
And if it's something like this, send me.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
You know, you're not buying an elliptical. You're buying a honey,
which is weird. It is weird. Yeah, you know, I
know it's in the come here, it's in the kitchen,
it's on the stove. It almost felt like it was that, yeah,
what are you doing? You're gonna get my kids? Don't mind,
don't mind the house. It's always this dirty. Don't do
that ever again. I need the address. So did she
get the honey? Yeah, she got it. Was like, uh,

(12:43):
it was like it was cheaper than the other places
because it wasn't honey, but they could have killed her
it was it was it was well liquid from the family.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
So yeah, we got it. Thirty five dollars for a
thirty five for a pound of honey.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
How much honey are you guys eating? Parry?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Apparently inflation has effected the bees as well. Yeah, is
creepy if this guy sees a market, it's creepy guys
where it's working out well? For he could have robbed
her for her thirty five dollars and then made a
suit out of her skin.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Through this guy goes to Walmart, he buys up all
the honey, he puts it in a pot and sells
it the people like your wife, and he goes, oh, no,
the bees did it last winter, and maybe we'll kill
her along the way. Yeah, getting the hole. Get it
almost fell like in the basket. No, no, it's in the
back of the shed. You gotta go all the way
in the back. Well, I'm glad that she survived. She

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really wanted that honey. She probably would have went into
Now she's got all the honey she can handle. She
said it was in a shed that had chainsaws hanging
upside down. I said, now you're fine, keep on going. Look,
I got a parent's tickets comes out tonight, Captain America
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seven one hundred seven. We get back rackers for you. Oh,
I gotta get us tickets to this rick Springfield. John
Waite and Wang Chung are teaming up for the new

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edition of I Want My Eighties Tour this summer. Who
was in the middle there, John Waite? I don't know, John,
Yes you do. Hold on, let's see you do know,
John Waite, John Waite. It's a couple a couple ballads, okay,
all right, because everyone always misses them up with Tom Waits.
But Tom Waits was actually talented, Okay, how do you

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spell his last night with an eve? John Schean Wade
missing you, I'll be missing you. Oh I'm not I'm
not missing you. Yeah. Oh wait, I'm not missing We
know Rick Springfield and Wang Chung, so it's gonna be
I want my eighties tour this summer along with Paul

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Young and John Cafferty in the Beaver Brown Band. We'll
be kicking off in Florida. We have a date. Let's
see here closest we're gonna get to this awesome tour
with Rick Springfield, John Waite and Wang Chung. Not bad
by the way. July eleventh, Atlantic City over at the
hard Rock. If you want some other local show showly twelfth,
Newark at the Pack Center and July thirteenth, Bethel MPa

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at the wind Creek Casino.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Like if I'm gonna pizzeria with my family and this
show kicks off, I'm probably sticking around for him.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
This is a perfect casino show. It you win some money,
they com'py tickets like, oh look, it's Wang Chung of
a bad company. The Black Crows, Joe Cocker and Billy
Idol are among artists that were nominated for the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame for the first time this year.
They did the induction to all they who could be
induct did. They did the candidates yesterday. Chubby Checker was

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thrown out there. Mexican pop rockers Mana Outcast and Fish Outcast.
Good for them. Finally Man Andre three thousand, Other four
thousand and Andre three thousand, and Big Boy, We're outcast now.
Also Mariah Carey, Oasis, Joy Division, Cindy Lauper, The White Stripes,

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and Soundgarden were most recently nominated. So yeah, so they
stay on the ballot. I guess I.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Carry not in already. She's like iconic, isn't she. I
mean it's not Rocket Roll. It's a music Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
But you're talking about hits. If you're basing it just
on hits, she's got a lot of them. I mean,
is it Rat in it? Like who knows Rat is not? Unfortunately,
I don't think Rat is in. So I think the
Locks are gonna be Bad Company is a lock. The
Black Crows are probably a lock. Joe Cocker's a lock.
Billy Idol probably will be a lock. I'm gonna guess

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because he's is Chubby Checker still alive? He's chubby, So
you think he died because of that hard Yeah, it's
right there in the name. He must be called diabetes.
I don't think Outcast makes it in. I don't think
Fish makes it in. I don't think Oasis makes it in.
Maybe Cindy maybe because you're raising Maybe Cindy Lauper, Maybe
Sound Garden, Cindy Lauper. I hate Cindy Lauper. I love

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Cyndy Lauper. Come on, man, by the way, going back
to your first stories, dance Hall Days, Dance Tall Days,
everybody night, you got a party, but we got a
wang chung to night. Yeah, much better than that. Dance
All Days was a good b signe Yes, it should
have been the A. Congrats to the band, Queen. They

(17:34):
just they're gonna get a nice plaque and a check
in the mail. Crazy Little Thing Called Love has surpassed
one billion streams on Spotify. In celebration of the milestone,
Queen took the social media to share the following message,
Queen's Crazy Little Thing called Love is it the one
billion streams on Spotify? Thank you for listening? Written by
Freddie Mercury in nineteen seventy nine. Crazy Little Thing called

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Love originally appeared on Queen's nineteen eighty album The Game,
but really hit a big when it was on their
Greatest Hits out in nineteen eighty one. Maybe it was
in a movie or something. Is that why? No, it's
just a huge It's it's on the radio constantly, so
people here, dude, Queen's one of those bands man that
I mean, you could be twelve right now, or you
could be seventy and you know Queen and you could

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dance the Queen and like you could tap your toe
to Queen. Dude, if you want to take some time
this weekend, maybe if you have some time to day,
you hate your job, you want to put some headphones
on in your cubicle, put Queen or Freddie Mercury live. Aight, Okay, dude,
it's twenty five minutes. I've never seen a guy dominate
I mean, there's got it's Wembley Stadium. Yeah, there's got

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to be one hundred thousand people there, one hundred and
fifty thousand people, and they lost. This guy. Dude is
dominating them. He could. He's getting them to do whatever
he wants them to do. I've never seen somebody own
a stage the way that Freddy Mercury did it live. Abe,
he could have had any man in that crowd, any man. Yeah,
and he probably did. He probably he probably made sweet
love to a man right off stage as soon as

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Speaker 1 (19:33):
It's tough. Man. My my, my wife is getting a
taste of because it's been a while for a teenager, right,
like you know our oldest you know, she's going to
be twenty five this year, so it's been a while
since she was a teenager. So my little guy, he's

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going to be thirteen this August. He's right there right there. Yeah,
And so yesterday he's got a snow day. She has
a snow day. She's trying to get some stuff. She's
actually trying to get stuff organized for the Eagles parade,
like her outfits all together and everything like that. Which,
by the way, you know what's making a comeback starter jackets? Yeah,
the old throwback stuff, right, she and this is an

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old this is a remember the old guy lived with us,
he was the World War Two vet. Yeah, he had
old school starter jackets like sixers, flyers Eagles. So when
he died, I steam cleaned them all, like I took
her to the dry cleaner. Right, So my wife is
like sporting and it's but it's in style now the
old school starter jacket, all the old school stuff is

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coming back. So now she's trying to get my little
guy set up for the parade, right, She's like, we're
letting him take off the school go to his first
Eagle Super Bowl parade, and uh so he wants nothing
to do with her. She's like, this would have been
I don't know, a couple of years ago, little guy
project with her picking out what he's gonna what jersey

(20:59):
he's gonna wear, getting them all greened up, you know,
But now here's just a moody twelve year old. Uh
and he wants to play video games on a snow
day and she's now interrupting his world. It's a big
deal for her. She's taking a little guy. I'm downstairs
trying to get some work done, and I just here,
God damn it, why if you get on that video game.

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Do not get on that video game. Get in here
and have fun with me. And that's exactly what it is.
And I'm like, so now I do that thing where
I pause the TV. I'm like, what's going on? Up
to do? Because either someone's getting hurt or she's getting mad,
and she's getting mad, and I finally I go, babe,
what's going on? He wants nothing to do with me?
Oh yeah, cause he's a twelve year are gonna be thirteen?

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I go, they want nothing to do with their parents.
Doesn't even want to go to the parade. Dude, If
I said to him, look, the answer is yes. But
he's MOPy. So it's gonna be that thing, like it's
gonna take a little bit to get him to go
to the parade, And honestly he wants to go to
I would say, you want to go to the praying
more because it's a day off. Yeh, see, my my
twelve year old like him and the wife like they

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have a good they do their thing. This is my
this is my who is now eight year old dude,
here's the MOPI one. And this happened with the yesterday.
It was his birthday. It was a Friday. We took
him out of school early. Hey, what do you want
to do? I don't know well, and then my wife says, hey,
let's go get your new shoes. Okay, we go there.
Then hey, what do you want to do next? Like
you could pick andy? Do you want to do? Where
you want to go to? There's a there's an arcade

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across the way. We go to David Busters. What do
you want to do? It's like, God, I just want
to go home. And and this is the thing is
my wife is like, hey, you can do anything you want.
You're gonna miss out on these opportunities if you if
you have this this crappy little attitude. But it killed
her because she wanted this to be like, I don't know,
like a like a nineties movie. You want to be
There's awesome music playing and she's holding his hand and

(22:46):
they're doing they're doing a fashion montage and somehow we're
on a frigging Merry go round and we're laughing, and
you want to enjoying it the beginning of step by step.
You're on a roll. It's not happening, man So and
he wants to go home and play video games. And
that's what it is. Look, this is the this is
the that't twelve thirteen, fourteen years old. You want nothing
to do with your parents, and and him and her

(23:08):
had like a super tight relationship and they still do.
But he's getting to that point where he's grumpy and
moby and he wants to do his own thing. He
wants to pick out his own clothes and he won't
pick up after himself. Yeah, but the best is I
know how to handle that, because you know how I
handle it. I kick in the door, I throw stuff around,
I yell at him. Yeah, put this Reggie White jersey
on it. Now we're going to the goddamn parade. It

(23:29):
gets the job done. Yeah, it gets the job done. Now.
She's not there yet, but she does have her breaking points.
And it makes me laugh because I'll sit there all day. Dude,
clean your room. Okay, I will dude, clean your room.
I'll give it an hour. Dude, clean your room, and
then I'll storm upstairs, dude, and I start screaming, clean
your room now, grab him by the ear. So my

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wife always yells me, you're being a hard on him, okay,
until it's her turn. You know, she sees his room's
a mess. Oh honey, honey, can you clean your room? Yeah?
I will, Honey, honey, I asked you five minutes to
go clean your Can you clean your Yeah? I will.
And then dude, it finally I hear it, my wife
breaks clean your God your Yeah, you gotta go, Joe,
you gotta go, Joe Jackson. I start laughing out loud

(24:14):
when I hear her start screaming at him, because once again,
it's her little baby. It's our little little baby. And
when she finally breaks and he breaks her and she
starts screaming. But yesterday and somehow I get shrapnel. She's like,
you two just want nothing to do with me anymore.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
I go, what is?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
What did I do? I have done anything? I haven't
sat the eight year old down, because we had the
twelve year old had his little birthday thing over the
weekend and listen, he picked stuff out, He had a
great time. We did everything we wanted to do. So
we had a blast. So I told the eight year old.
I sat him down and said, listen, you gotta stand
up with the mopiness because you're gonna missed out all things.
See all the fun we had today. You could have
did that on your yesterday for your birthday, and you're

(24:50):
ruined the opportunity because you were mope and miserable and
everything else. So lighten up a little bit. But your
kids talk under the breath, because my little guy now
will say things under espreath, like yesterday he said something
where my wife said something and she was out of earshot,
and uh, and he's he just mumbled something he mumbled
because sounds like mom, you know what. I was like, Oh, dude,

(25:12):
was like, you're gonna get your ass. Who Well, this
is me. I'll sit down and be like yo.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I was like, mom's in a mood, and the kids
will grade like, yeah, Mom's in the mood, And then
I feel bad because I kind of make it up.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
She's not really in the mood, but I'm just having
some fun and like, yeah, she's sometimes the poor mom's
getting picked on. I was like, I know, want mom
to get picked on by everybody. Gotta respect mom too.
I gotta watch what I do because he'll imitate me.
And he doesn't know how to bust balls yet really
like he does, but like sometimes kids can be like
really blunt and and and think it's funny and uh

(25:44):
and so yeah, I'm like, I'm like, yeah, dude, I
gotta watch what I say because don't don't do that right,
don't you don't do that because you're gonna do it
the wrong way.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
And don't team up on mom. I'm just having some
fun with mom. Don't team up on mom. Husband has
to be on mom's side. A lot of times. I'll
mock her, but she's right, and I'm mom can hurt
because I know that she's right. And I finished up
when I am. Mom was kind of right on this one.

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Speaker 3 (27:01):
Even the XL so out there, he's rock stations. The
x ALM Show's got a cool man, a twelve year old.
I gotta thank your wife for this. He has found
a love for sneakers.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Hey, why am I? Well, here's the thing. So, my
little guy's going because you didn't pick these out, you
brought them you with a messenger. I'm not a sneaker guy. Yeah,
but my my little guy's going through like you know,
growth spurts. Man, he's hitting that age where he's going
through growth spurts, and my wife. Even when he was little,
little she would buy him a pair of Air Jordans
a year. And I'm talking like toddler. Yeah right, And

(27:32):
so he's always had a Jordan's. His uncles are you know,
they're a bit. They're a tad younger than me. Their
way into Jordan's and stuff like that Air Force ones.
So my little guy found the love of sneakers till
the point where if you ask him what he wants
to do right now, he wants to go to school
for design to design sneakers. Yeah. So, my so you
started sending me some of your your alls, my little

(27:52):
because it killed me. Man. We spend all this money
on these shoes and he grows out of him and
they were sitting in his closet and I'm like, I
would to give him this some but who's gonna use them? Yeah?
I get him four times bigger than his foot. You
should see it. It looks like a clown to put
some socks and put you know, triple up on socks.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
So we got to start to get some sneakers from
your wife. And he's awesome sneakers. So he brings them home.
I'm like, okay, I don't know how he's gonna what's
you gonna do? But he's not really into sneakers. So
a Saturday, man, he starts taking the sneakers your wife
gave him, and he's.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Cleaning them up. Yeah. Man, he puts them on a shelf.
He's displaying it now. Again.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
It's because your son is much bigger than him. He
can't wear him yet, but they're sitting on a shelf
for when he's ready to go.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Dude, I tell you that's my little guy. He's got
a cleaning kit. He he gets, you know, new laces.
He's lacing them up certain ways. It came out nice.
And Jude, you know what he does now is him
and my wife hit up the thrift stores. Yeah, and dude,
they get they get scores. Man, ten bucks. You're getting
like hell, because there's apps that you can take a
picture of it and it'll tell you like, oh my god,
this shoe at Goodwill, even though it's a little warn

(28:50):
you know, will clean it up. It's it's it's it's
worth a lot of money.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
And I talk about things you can't really collect. I
do see people collecting sneakers. There's a sneaker shop at
the outlets and I got these sneaks are all wrapped up.
They're not in the box, but they're just wrapped up
like in some shrink wrap. So what it is these
kids will buy sneakers like five six years ago, they'll
buy the new Jordans. Well, now everybody wants whatever brand
this says that's popular. They're like three four hundred dollars.
We don't go there.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Also, you know what's popular now is the old Jordans.
The original Jordan's and made a comeback. Yeah, so I'm
talking the og, black and red ones. Now. I I collect,
but I collect from places like pay Less and Famous Footwear.
So I do a lot of Athea's, a lot of
La Gear, a lot of British, a lot of British Knights,
maybe a little it's a pony.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
So this guy gets gift cards and money for his birthday.
He has, he got three brand new pairs of sneakers.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
But does it kill you to know he's gonna grow
out of them? Okay? I get them a little No,
and I'll tell you why, because we do have the
kid behind them now, the kid by them. And also
my wife, My wife had a perfect moment about a
year ago where she was the same size as my
little guy, So she was buying shoes for him, knowing
that she was gonna get them. But since and he
has grown bigger, and now they don't fit her anymore.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah, I know, I am that person. Like he wears
it too. I was like, let's get him a five
I you know what, pack him in with socks. I
want these things to last as long as they can.
When people ask gifts, right, they're like, we're gonna get
them closed. I go get them a size or two
bigger because I'm not going to sit there and have
it fit perfectly now, knowing in six months it won't
fit them.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
This is what you want to spend money on. And
he really you know what, it's the one thing that
he really does love and he takes care of. And
I'm like, okay, you're you're learning responsibility. Takes his money.
We go to UH. We end up going to uh
the Echelon, No, the Different Mall mall. It's nineteen eighty nine.
We go to the Deaferent Mall, which is still a mall.
I be honest, it was like fall. The Different Mall
is still kicking looking good. Now we've only taken him

(30:42):
to the outlet stores where you know you get the
I don't know the knock on they're the brand names,
but it's like I know they're they're twenty dollars for
four pairs whatever you get the Atonics. Bro.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
We go to a foot locker and his eyes are like,
oh my god, he just walked into the Disney World
of first sneaker. You're like, referees work here right right.
The guys kind whistle and everything.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Well, hold on there, that's a real bench like where
basketball players sit.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
So he goes and as we walk into guys like yo,
by the way, we got the new Air Jordan's, I'm like, okay,
a nice sales pitch there.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Now we know I don't got Air Jordan money, sir.
So he ends up taking this hundred dollars money that
he got for his birthday, his hundred dollar bill takes it,
bought himself the brand new Jay. Was like, okay, man,
and I feel he's gonna take care of it. And
was that one moment where I take care of it.
My little kid's growing up. Man. He does. He cares
what he looks like, he's hair and everything else. It's like, yo, bitch,
you started with sneakers, dude, bitches his neck, my little guy,

(31:33):
it's clothes, shoes. He's got cologne, he's got jewelry, he's
got watches. Like a little spice on there. Yeah, man,
in your car cool water colone. Look, yeah it was cool. Man. Listen,
you're growing up because you know why they're seeing girls. Yes, yes, right,
it's gonna be in school now. Man, it's it's a
whole nother world. Now. We did pump the brakes. It's like, okay,

(31:56):
you got one on Amazon. You got two and three pairs.
That's cool. That's gonna last year for some time now.
It's nuts like mom did with the purses. Yeah, because
that's the thing. That because once again mom and Dad
still are spending a good chunk of change on these things. Yeah. Yeah,
he use this gift cards. It's like, how's that feel, buddy?
Yeah exactly, that money just went away, dude, that doesn't They.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Don't recharge when you're eighteen, six years, buddy, six years.
I ain't got to pay for nothing, Dude.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
I'm thinking about a car like I'm in like three years.
He's getting a permit yep. So I'm like, man like
do I just buy out the car I have now
a saved for him, and I'm.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Like, I guess that's three years now. I give him
my truck and I could get my two seater car.
Whatever that thing's gonna be. You're ma's to Miyada.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, that's it. Look we get back.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
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Speaker 1 (33:12):
Remember Wendy Williams. We used to love Wendy Williams her
talk show. She was a little crazy. Uh well, her
her family locked her away into pretty much a nursing home,
saying that she had dimension stuff. Well, now she's kind
of coming to I think she had a drinking problem,
maybe some drugs, and they put her under that conservatorship
like Britney Spears was under. So now she's been calling

(33:33):
into TMZ to Charlemagne the Guy and she's like, hey, man, like, yeah,
my family has me locked in a nursing home. They've
taken over all my money. Help is pretty much pretty much.
So yesterday she was on TMC and she said that
her son has mishandled all her money, but he's still
a good person. She still loves him, and she said

(33:54):
she kind of wants the plot to come back. She's
trying to get rid of this conservatorship over her and
she said she was kind of tricked into doing all
of this. Yeah, that conservativeship man a little crazy. It's like,
who are you handing it off to? Now, Britney, I
don't think she's lost all of her money. Was the
one thing her dad did. Her dad saved her money.
Now she was I think they were trying to protect

(34:15):
her from herself. But the Britney thing, the conservativeship I
think was to protect her.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Like if Britney's dad had all the money he had
to you know, she had to go to him for approval.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
She probably couldn't have purchased those knives that she was
juggling online. Maybe I can't. I mean, I dude, but
if she look if Britney Spears all of a sudden
showed up like I think she's big on Instagram, like
riding a camel, that's what I want. That's what I want. Yeah,
that's exactly what dude. All of a sudden, there's dolphins
in her pool, Like that's kind of cool, right, Like, Okay,

(34:46):
she never got to spend that fu money back in
the day, So do it now with Michael Jackson. Diddy
bought a Ferris wheel and a monkey and kids. Kylie
Kelsey she she's been doing the podcast circa before she
pops out her fourth kid. She was on her call.
She was on the Call Her Daddy podcast. You know
she's the wife of Jason Kelsey, also Sea Isle City resident.

(35:10):
She said that she was asked a bunch of questions
on the Call Her Daddy podcast and asked if she
ever had a home cooked meal from Taylor Swift. Great
question asked. She said no. She said Taylor did make
her a meal, but she had morning sickness and she
didn't feel like eating. Oh so she didn't eat Taylor

(35:31):
Swift's home cooked meal. But what did tailor maker? That's
what I want to know. But is she a taco gal?
I don't eat loads? And what it was like a
layup like pasta? Like pasta? Is the layup? That's I
think the rumors around town is Taylor's a pretty good cook.
During another podcast, her own podcast, They're Not Gonna Lie Podcast,
she did say that she first met Taylor at the

(35:52):
Chiefs Bills game back in twenty twenty four. She said
a lot of people think it's weird. The first time
they met was in a VIP suite at a football game.
She said she did meet Taylor though, or at least
knew about the Taylor Travis relationship before it went public.
That's gotta be cool. I don't know, man, you got
Taylor swiss her number? You know you can text her

(36:15):
hatekt as a girl down the earth road. I think
she wanted what Cabrini like. There's not a more local
Catholic college than Cabrini in Philadelphia. Let's see here, mister Beast,
I know you're a big mister Beast fan. Jojoe. I
don't mind this guy, man, I don't find He sat
down on a Good Morning America as part of an interview.

(36:35):
He addressed his recent negative press, including a class action lawsuit.
He said, I gotta let the lawyers handle this stuff.
I can't comment on it, but I can say I
personally talked to seven eight hundred contestants. They all want
to come back. I guess it was about some contests,
he did. They all had a great time and can
watch the content online. It speaks for itself. Nothing with kids. Man,

(36:57):
don't be a kid touch or nothing weird with kids,
and you're fine. I think you're funny. My kids like you.
You know, they're watching the little stunts and stuff. He's
handing it out money, handing out cars to his buddies.
Do what everything you would do if you have billions
of dollars? Okay, do you wanna what? Hold on, let
me see this, because this is going to be a stretch. Actually, no,
let's do it. Let's go here. I was gonna do

(37:17):
the it's the top, it's top twelve world influencers. But dude,
there's not a name that you would reconnize. Go ahead,
there's not a name that you would recognize. All right,
let's see here. It's the TikTok Discovery list. Number one
is an educator named Adam Merrick. He's out of Poland,

(37:38):
all right, Logan Moffatt out of Canada. Okay. A rapping
chef named Josh and Williford out of Texas. No, but
now I'm interested. A rapping chef out of Tennessee Dasha.
Do you know Dasha pad out lou Kawa? Who are
they influencing? I don't know, dude. Apparently the youth. Let's

(38:01):
see here. Serena Williams explain how she ended up being
part of the halftime show. She said, when Kendrick remar
and the team called me, We've been trying to do
something forever. They said, what about this? We loved your
crip walk at the Olympics. So after you won the
gold medal, she said, the super Bowl. You're serious. When
in the world would I ever be able to dance
to the Super Bowl? Let's do it. What if she
hit a tennis ball into the crowd or something cool?

(38:23):
Did you see her husband? He's kind of a dork. No,
there's a white dorky guy who's kind of pudgy and
John Mellencam's daughter. Hopefully she bounces back from this. She's
a reality show star on the Real Housewives at Beverly Hills.
She said that they found brain tumors on her brain,

(38:44):
and she revealed that yesterday it required emergency surgery. The
reality star told followers on her Instagram she had been
suffering from headaches for weeks and finally the ane was
unbearable enough that they went for a CT scan, did
some MRIs and she had tumors growing. She explained that
they were searched, they removed, and the remaining small tumors
being dealt with the irradiation. So we wish Teddy Mellencamp,

(39:06):
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What's your name?

Speaker 5 (39:27):
Angela?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
All right, Angela Jula? Are you Tony Mona? Are you
a big Marvel fan?

Speaker 2 (39:33):
I am?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I love Captain America? All right, this should be a
good one. It's got the guy from eight Mile in it. Yes,
also known as Falcon. He has the the shield. Now
he's the new Captain America. So yeah, you're gonna see
Captain America. Square Theaters comes out tonight. Uh so you
got tickets for Valentine's Day weekend and also President's Day weekend.
So a lot of people. If you work, I guess

(39:54):
state job or federal job, you have all fun Monday. Yes,
we're doing a we're doing a birthday party for my
kid on Sunday where I'm inviting a bunch of his friends.
I don't know if I'm going now, why come on, man,
Well we're going out with you and your wife on Saturday.
But because of that, our little guy might be being
watched by his uncle, which is down the shore. So
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get
him back and forth and back when you come by

(40:16):
yourself if you want it. That would be weird if
I came to your kid's birthday party and sat by
myself in a movie. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
And by the way, thanks to the great pew Herman
style the Tilton Theaters, so I'm able to use this
Hilt Square theater.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, til Square theaters where you can rent it out.
You can have a nice old birthday party. That's what
I'm doing on Sun. Dude, I love your wife. She posts.
It's very blunt. She's like, hey, we're having a party.
Bring up, bring your kids. Uh, there's gonna be no cake,
no food, perfect, yes, don't come. There's no pizza, none
of that nonsense. Nothing. She's You're getting a movie. That's
all you're getting. So I did tell her yesterday.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
I said, by the way, I said, uh, I said,
there's a full bank scene in this marvel.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
She's like, no, there's not a Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Yeah, like I said, we got these families and these
kids coming to a full bank scene the Captain Mary,
I said, a haha, I was just playing.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah, it's uh it's a falcon who's now Captain America
makes love to rocket raccoons. It's from Guardians of the Galaxy.
It's very weird. It's weird. Look, you got Captain America tickets.
What's your name? Thank you, Angela, Angela. That's right. We
made funny because who's the boss? And where do you work?
Work at all? Right over at the college. You guys

(41:23):
have a snow day yesterday. Yes, we're nice. All right,
you stay on hold. We're gonna get all your info,
right ahry, thank you so much. And there's not a
full bang scene. But they don't know that weird seeing
the movie, there could be some awkward scenes where I
don't know. I got a family here and now I
don't know there's a weird kiss. It's gonna happen. There's
something crazy to going. I heard the movie is is okay,

(41:44):
you know, not spectacular, but not bad, right than Doctor Doolittle.
The kids called me, but I did hear. The one
thing is there is kind of QUASEI like a love interest.
But they said it looks like a little kid. It's
like a girl who's really tiny and short. And yeah,
they said that's the that's kind of a weird part.
She's kind of annoying. He's taking the Red Hulk, right,

(42:05):
so Harrison Ford, no please, okay, but we do get
the Red Hook. That's gonna happen. Uh. And we get
the new Captain America. I don't know who he fights
or what he's doing. I don't do we get Bucky
Is Bucky back? That's the guy with the one arm
the latest Guardians of the Galaxy, right, good movie. He
was fine, He's got to drop an F bomb right
in the middle, like when you're trying to get in

(42:27):
the car. He drops a full Oh but that was
the rated arm movie. Put the F bomb in there now, right,
Guardians of the Galaxy won the last one. Well, but
they've always been known for curry good. Guardians was always
like an edgy your move.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Well that was the first F word I think that
ever made it into a Marvel movie.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Well except Deadpool. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not doing
a dead Pool one.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah? I mean, what's okay? I gotta ask this. Parents
are just like, oh my god, a word your kids
do way worse than sale work. Now I don't care
about the words anymore. No, it is for me. It's
just that the full banks. Luckily no bank scenes in this,
but your kid's gonna see a bang scene too. Of
course he is like, yesterday I was watching a documentary
about girls going wild. Yeah right, and like, my little

(43:09):
guy's in the kitchen doing some stuff and do all
it is. And I'm like, man, you missed out guy,
because this used to be the infomercials at midnight. Yeah,
it's just like blurred out faces, but girls taking off
the tops. Now they blurred it out all because it
was a documentary. But he's watching them. He's like, what
is this? College said college. This was a commercial that
used to run constantly. It was a spring break. He's like,

(43:31):
this used to run on TV. I was like, yes
it is. Yeah, you got six years, buddy, you're in
all of it. Oh look, we we get back. It
was a crazy documentary. By the way, that was a
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was a real super preet survived all that. Uh, we
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wife had a snow day, little guy of snow day.
I'm trying to get stuff done and she's like, hey,
you want to watch a show? Right, She took a
bunch of business calls. Now it's in the middle afternoon,
She's like, hey, you want to watch a show. I'm like, yeah,
but now I gotta do that struggle. Now I gotta

(44:24):
find a news show. We just finished up a show
we were watching called Lioness, which is great show, by
the wayonause we're looking for it's the guy who Dude,
the guy who does Yellowstone so far can't do wrong.
So I'm like, all right, let's keep it with the
guy who did Yellowstone. This tailor shardan guy or Tyler
Taylor Allan wasn't even So there's a show it's called
Mayor of Kingstown or Mayor of Kingston, and it's the

(44:47):
it's Hawk guy from the from the Avengers, right, the
guy who got run over by the snowplow? Is he
walking funny? And we talked about this. This was I
think the first season was pre snowplow. So we talked
about it yesterday, how he got run over by a snowplow. Right, Uh,
it Renner, Jeremy Renner is his name. So we're like,

(45:08):
let's watch the show. It's the guy who did Yellowstone.
I bet it'll be pretty good. So we're watching it
and the entire time and it's a good show. A
lot going on kind of reminds me of a wire.
I just keep thinking about him getting run over by
a snowplow and it's still black. It's not black, guys.
Hawky probably had a black eye from the snowplow. So

(45:30):
I just keep thinking. And he has to play like
a tough guy character in this show, like he's a
tough Boston guy. But I'm like, oh, he got run
over by a snowplow. It's hard. It almost died from
a snowplow. It's hard to take a character like that
and think of him and doing other things. Now I'm
interested because I think there's another season coming out and
it's post snowplow. So how do they write that into

(45:53):
the show, because I think he does maybe have a
limp and I'm sure he might be a little disfigured
from the snowplow right into the story. Yeah, hey, Jim,
what's happening. You ain't gonna believe this, Becky. I got
run over by a snowplow yesterday. But let's continue with
the story. The show is very good, right, Mayor of
Like I said, it's either Kingstown or Kingston. But I
can't stop thinking one of him being hawk guy and

(46:16):
the others that he got run over by a snowplan.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I could have this wrong, but uh, there's a movie
with James Galdown James Tony soprano where he's you got
the name one hundred percent right. I want to say
he's in a submarine and he's a gay guy in
a submarine. There's a movie where he played a gay
guy in a submarine.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
He played a gay guy in the Mexican with Julia
Roberts and Brad Pitt. But that was not in a submarine.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
This one, I don't know, maybe I dreamt it, but anyway, again,
guy working in a submarine.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
It's a shame, man, because he kind of got pigeonholed
in that Tony Soprano role because he did a lot
of stuff outside of the Sopranos and he was you
look at him, doesn't matter. He did a rom com
with Julia Louis Dreyfuss, still Tony and dude, that really
it kind of killed him. Uh well, I mean eventually

(47:09):
it did. Or it could have been the drugs in
the eating. He could just put the goal. He couldn't shake, man,
He just couldn't shake being Tony soprano. Man, bro, you
look fine with it? Look how sad is it? Because
down here? I don't know if it's because of Atlantic City,
but like even a couple of months ago, we got
hit up by a place and it was like, hey,

(47:30):
we're doing a Sopranos night and some of the guys
from the Sopranos are going to be at our restaurant.
And it's like, man, that show is twenty five years
like it went off the air, like twenty years ago,
and these guys are still out there, what getting throwing
fifty bucks to go to a dinner and take pictures
of people? You still got the podcast.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
The other guys are still doing a podcast, and you
know you're still interested the way they left it.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
You know you're still up in there, dude. I mean
those guys were some of those guys were old then,
so I can't imagine what they look like now. So yeah, man,
it's interesting to see if Tony survived, if he didn't
have a heart attack and die at a young age,
what you been able to break out of that role
and done? Because he was a great actor, but what
he been able to break out? Or look, we're in

(48:12):
the reboot world? Would have they reboot The Sopranos? Right,
would have Netflix picked it up or Amazon Prime or
Apple TV and we could have got a what happened
after everything went black? Soprano? He ends up in like
a Marvel movie or something, you know, like he could
have Look, man, you know, you look at Harrison Ford
two big roles, right, Hans Solo and Indiana Jones. He

(48:36):
can still play characters and you look at him and
he doesn't have to be c Leicester stallone, Rocky Rambo
like he can still play roles and you don't have
to watch a movie like Copland. I don't think about
Rocky when I watch Copland.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Yeah, career wise, it's you know what, it's probably better
he passed away when he did.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
He wasn't in a great spot man. He really couldn't.
He really didn't do. He did a lot, but nothing
successful post uh, a lot of charity work, but when
it came to his career, not a lot going on
for Tony Soprano. Funny, like they show like behind the
scenes stuff. I was watching the documentary Nerds. They're showing
him and he's laughing and joking and stuff. It's like,
I don't know, you never saw that in this show man,

(49:13):
that character he was Tony. But yeah, dude a well
educated actor and went to acting school and everything like that.
I think he may have won the Juilliard and and yeah,
you just looked at him and he was just Tony Soprano.
He's not a gangster. He's yelling at carm right, that's
all he's doing. He's yelling at ajuh, look we uh
we get back. We're you do a thing called that

(49:34):
you think you have a Yeah, you think you looking
to have a good time around an ice cold dead dude.
You're in luck if that describes you, because the party
of the year is getting ready to happen. In Colorado,
Frozen Dead Guy Days is a quirky festival held in

(49:54):
ST's Park, Colorado, celebrating the story of Grandpa Bredo Morristall,
a Norwegian whose body has been preserved in ice since
nineteen eighty nine. The twenty twenty five festival schedule from
March fourteenth through the sixteen. It will feature events like
Royal Blue Balls, coffin races, live music, and a polar
plot coffin Races amen. The main festivities will take place

(50:14):
at the SD's Parks Events Complex on March fifteen. It
is creepy, like people who go in they hike Everest
Mount Everest. Yeah, the markers on the mountain as you're
hiking up are dead bodies. But the bodies are frozen
in place because it's so cold. So it's like, all
right for the last twenty years. You go up to
the guy wearing the Neon jumpsuit from the eighties. Yeah,

(50:36):
he's been frozen there since like nineteen eighty nine. He's
frozen in like like a pointed position where you take
a left in him right, You'll take a left at
the guy smiling, but it's frozen. It's kind of creepy.
In China, a woman named Zang Wuzuhu was in a
car accident with her family while riding their Tesla Model three.
After the crash, Zang believed the breaks had failed and

(50:58):
spoke out publicly against Tesla in staging protests, but it
didn't have the effect she was hoping for. Instead of
cutting a check, Tesla responded by suing her for defamation,
claiming she spread false info. The court sided with Tesla,
ordering her to pay twenty three thousand bucks in damages
and have to make an apology to the company Tesla.
And problem with Tesla's is you can lay off the gas,

(51:18):
and it's almost like you're applying the break. Never been
in one, never had. I don't need to be in one.
I don't need the driver drive one. I don't want
to be in one where there's no driver. With my
neighbor's wife, she spun out because she was driving. I
guess on ice and she let off the gas, but
the car goes into like a breaking mode, so she
gotta spun around man in the ice there. I thinking
she was breaking.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
That's why we don't have a robot drive. I like control,
give me control of everything. She's probably gonna wind up
getting a stiff sentence. In Florida, fifty year old woman
named Jalisa Nagron was arrested for allegedly hitting her ex
partner with a dildo during an armament argument. The incident
occurred with Negron, who had been staying temporarily with her
fifty two year old ex husband, but came upset after

(51:59):
consumer alcohol and initiated a dispute over his Instagram activity.
What color was the dildo? Can I ask that? Would
that would depend on how big it was. Let's take
this this journey together. When he threatened call nine one,
once reportedly struck him with the sex toy, does not
say what color. Upon arrival, police found Negron agitated and
smelling a booze if. She was charged with misdemeanor battery

(52:20):
at one thousand dollars bond was issued. A judges ordered
her to have no contact with the victim and no
word on if they if they took the dildo in
for evidence. I think the darker the dildo, the bigger
than it would be you get because the black guys
think I think you're saying because it's kind of known
that black guys at Big Johnson's. If it was an

(52:41):
Asian brand, it would be very But do they sell
Asian brand sex toys is called the pinky right. I
don't think they do, and I don't know that I
would like to talk to an Asian guy. I think
that you're I think that you're being prejudiced saying you
don't know that I ever stan handle that guy's junk.
Have you ever seen an Asian guys jump telling you,
oh yes, I have oh hangover? Sure, half the hangover

(53:04):
there it jumps out of the trunk naked yep. Argument one, huh,
I'm gonna drop the money. It's pretty tiny. Yeah, oh yeah,
I have seen an Asian guy's junk. Yep. Humph, all right,
there you go. Uh those people they've a bed you
not so much. One hundred point seven's the Excel South
Jersey's rock stations. The Xcel shoes spin on my mind

(53:25):
and we talked about this years ago on the show. Yep, Hey,
my birthday, My forty fifth birthday. No, it's people that
are missing limbs, like arms and legs. Okay, So if
you want to go back the people. Yeah, now, if
you want to go older, and I get it you
it could have been the war, it could have been
working in a factory. This was an old lady that
was missing an arm. So we'reund a part. There's a
story there, right, and I need to get to the story.

(53:47):
So I'm a buddy's house party over the weekend last Friday.
It's his fortieth birthday party. So yeah, I'm up there
and I'm now I'm playing the thing. My wife's there,
she's dancing, have a good time, and his mom happens
to come out. So no, was mom's there, she's dancing. Okay,
So my wife is hanging out. She's the other there,
laughing and get along. And she goes and she's dancing
with this woman. So my wife goes to do that
thing you do with old people where you go to
grab their arm and like dance with them. Yeah, she

(54:09):
goes to grab for the arm. There's no arm, ain't there. Now.
My wife and her friend are like, you said, give
me a hand, She said, I can't. She ain't got
no arm.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
I'm like, okay, that's not how you handle it. But yes,
obviously this older lady is missing an arm. And it's
a buddy of mine, it's his mom. Now I want
to know what happened to that ark? What happened to
that arm? Yeah, an older lady, how do you lose
the arm?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Could be could be like we have a we have
a friend of ours had a pain in her knee.
Went in. Uh, They're like, we gotta cut the leg
off immediately. It's cancer. Yes, I could have been a
cancer thing. Man. And this girl, you know, my my
wife's girlfriend. She's thirty five at the time, and she's like,
good sport, dude. She she's like cut it. She's like,
cut it off. And she didn't miss a beat. Yeah.

(54:51):
I had a buddy man grown up, and he lost
the leg. That was the thing. He thought he had
sprained his When I get it paint somewhere, this is
when I get a pain, I don't want to know
what it is. This guy had a pain.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Like his ankle. We thought he sprained his ankle or something.
And boy, man, he had cancer in his leg. He
took it off right up to the knees.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
That could have been something don't know. Maybe maybe she
likes the dive and it was a shark attack.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Yeah, Now this is something fun because I don't want
it to be safe if it is cancer, you know,
I want to ask him as a fun way to lose.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yeah, but I wanted to be like car accident. Maybe
like the.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Bar I have downstairs in my man cave. It was
made by this guy ripped down old Barnes in Maryland,
so he would he would do this, this woodworking thing.
He built this beautiful bar.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
With a bunch of wood that has lead paint on.
He shows up to my house and he's got a hook,
got a hook for a hand, And I want to
ask him.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Now that's obvious. Obviously he took it off in a
band saw or a table saw.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
I get it. But this guy's older mom to take
an arm off and maybe it could be cancer. Maybe
that maybe I don't want to bring. I mean, dude,
it could be easy. Is like, uh, what do we
got like a staff infection going wrong? Something like that. Yeah,
but you hope it's cool. Like we years ago, there
was a there was a girl kind of made the rounds.
She was a surfer, young girl, and she got her

(56:00):
arm bit off by a shark. So she was doing
a book signing here locally, and she was still young.
She was like fifteen or sixteen, and she was doing
She was a Christian and she was at a Christian
bookstore in Ocean City. Buddy of mine was running it
and he said, Hey, called me up and said, hey,
do you want to get this girl on your show?
Said yeah, awesome. So she shows up and once again,
she's young, fifteen or sixteen. This had happened. She had

(56:21):
wrote a book about losing her arm while surfing. She's
about to walk in our studio. My buddy whispers to me, hey, awesome,
thanks for having us. You're not allowed to talk about
her missing arm? Yeah, And you and I are like,
well then, so you're just bringing in a fifteen year
old girl to for us to what talk about? You know,
at this point MySpace like this is how long ago books?
That's not fun? Yeah. So he's like, yeah, she doesn't

(56:43):
like to talk about it. Luckily she kind of opened
up a little bit. But I'm like, dude, you can't
drop that on me that I'm staring at a fifteen
year old girl who had her arm bit off by
a shark, and I can't ask her about having her
arm bit off by a shark. And then, dude, once
somebody cut her a check. Two years later they made
a movie about a movie on her. Yeah, And what
I want to know is pain enough. Did you ever
think to punch the shark in the nose? Does that work?

(57:05):
Do you scratch the eyes out and grab the gills
and pull the gills out? How do you get this
thing to shut? It'll stop, It'll stop attacking you, please?
I have questions on the ship the arm go off
and as a hole or was it shredded like I
give me. I want to know is it just floating there?
Could you have grabbed it and tried to put it
back on? Another buddy, I have another buddy who lost
who got a leg cut off, and he asked the

(57:26):
doctor if you could keep it right, just have it
j R. Like, have it a freeze in the back
of his freezer. Did you have the option to get
you get that guy, dude, he takes off his prosthetic
and he'll wave it around. We were midget wrestling. You
wanted to toss it in the ring? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Yeah, my buddy it was the best move. I had
a house party. My buddy pulls it off, puts it
on the bars.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Just give me a drink. I was like, this is
a that's a ball's movement. Good for you. There's always
a story, attention getter, always a story. You want to know,
how did you? You're missing it? Okay, dude, you know
guys missing fingers? Okay, how you why you're missing a finger?
What happened there? He's Italian? Maybe she was making homemade
pasta and she got it stuck in that thing that
that that stripped. Yes, maybe that's it. You know, a

(58:06):
meat grinder, dude, Like you know you got like an
eye patch. I always want to know, how did you? What?
What'd you do? Like that guy who's a senator, a
congressman down in Texas, Crenshaw. It's like, hey, man, all
right now, he's got a great story. You know, he's
a brave guy who's a soldier blew up in Iraq, right,
Afghanistan something like that.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
But maybe you ask a guy, hey, had you lose
your eye? He's like, you know what, somebody dare me.
I couldn't pop it out with a spoon. And you're like, man,
that's a great story.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
But this the same guy who takes his leg off
and tried to beat up a midget with it. Yeah,
one eye because he got stabbed with a beer bottle
in a bar fight.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
I love that through the wringer. Yeah yeah, maybe this,
I mean, this guy's a time. Maybe his mom got
a fight in South Billy and the women the woman
like ripped her arm off.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Maybe there is something. My poor buddy's got one eye,
one leg. He walks in a circle all day. Hey, everybody,
thanks for your call today. They're always welcome on the show,
part of us. Stay there, we'll kick off that rock
block for you.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
It's one hundred point seven's the XL Sound, Jerseys Rock
station's e XL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
When you're smiling, when you're smiling, when you smiling, oh
the smiles at you. And when you're loving, oh you love,
the sun comes shining through. When you're crying, let you
bring on their in right. Stop you'all shot and stop

(59:29):
this side well to be happy. Where you smiling, let's
you smiling, keep on smiling. Keep I'm smiling. Rocking out man,
I know you guys are awesome. I love put me
guys on my way works.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
She's a guy, yeah, warming up ship and.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
I'm like, I'm about here. We're rocking. Hey, thank you
you shot, You're the fact. How you doing Yeah? Keep
me laughing. Then you guys are great. Good morning guys, hilariot,
Oh god, is it fine where? Or are you only
broadcasting in mynah? This is the reading DJL like, if

(01:00:09):
you're on it, I would listen to.

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