FRIDAY 2-14-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest. And

(00:38):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey? Good morning, Scottie. How are you man? Dude?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
It was the best was I caught a little bit
of the Linda McMahon hearing she was getting she was
she met before Congress or Senate. I've always forget that
they meet in front of because she has to get
confirmed as the head of the Apartment of Education. Yeah,
they're all in now, Well Linda, Linda just I guess
they just interviewed her yesterday, so I don't think they
want the vote on her yet. But it looked like

(01:10):
Kennedy got in, our girl Tulsey got in. So Linda's
there right there. They're you know, they're throwing hard questions
at her, and you know, Trump has said a lot
of things about how the Department of Education has failed
the children of America.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
But you can't help but look over her shoulder.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
If you don't know who Linda McMahon is he may
recognize the last name. Her husband's Vince McMahon. Her son
is Jim, the guy who started yes one eye quarterback
for the Bears. Do you know how Jim McMahon, Now,
I know we're getting off track here. Do you know
how he injured his eye? Why he always had to
wear sunglasses? No, when he was a kid, he stuck
a fork in it by accident.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I thought he did it because he was cool. No,
he's stuck a fork in his eye, so he's had
to see its sensitive eyeballs. Did he would have bet?

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
So Linda McMahon, her husband was Vince McMahon, who you
know took at WWS to just unchartered heights. And no
relation to Jim, by the way we made it, might
be cousins. So so Linda McMahon, she her and vins
are split. And uh, she's sitting there getting grilled by
senator senators or congressmen or whatever. And you look over

(02:17):
her shoulder and who's there her son in law who's
Triple H, the wrestler.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
That is pretty okay. So they still get this. They're
still cool.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
You look over her shoulder, there's Triple H. His wife Stephanie,
who was also in wrestling, and her brother. I forget
her brother's name, but he was also in wrestling.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
The government politics really is the ww E noail. It's
a lot of fun to watch, so it would have
thought they'd make I.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Couldn't pay attention to what they were grilling Linda McMahon
about because I'm staring at Triple H and everyone should say.
Triple Ah's thing was when he got to the ring,
he would split water. Yeah, right, like it would be
a big thing, take big up of water and spit it.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Into the crowd. Waiting for it.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Everyone's like, well, waiting for Triple ex just this spit
water into the crowd at this Senate.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Here is his shirt on during this whole thing. His
shirt was on. Yeah, so dude, I'm like, I'm like,
is that that? That's Triple Eh.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Which she's great because if she heads the Department of Education,
she's gonna dissolve the Department of Vacation.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, which is pretty pretty awesome.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
They want to blow it up and pretty much Trump
told her, he goes, you're the one that could hit
the button.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yep. Uh yes, So so that was awesome.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Triple h just hanging out right over Lynda McMahon shoulder everybody.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, Friday, the work week, it's almost over. Hang in there.
We're gonna find the ZXL work Force employee of the
Day today.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
We got an overnight stay at Ocean. We'll hook you
out with that overnight stay at Ocean and concert tickets
to experiencing Hindrance one.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
Hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station zx mona show.
Good morning everybody, but lot, I can go alrite it
and we'll do it a lot.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
And things sucks. I'm scotting. Good morning. Here's some news
for you.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Who, a political organizer and former Atlantic City Council president,
admitted yesterday and he was part of a fraudulent mail
in ballot scheme during the twenty twenty two general election.
Craig Callaway pleaded guilty yesterday in one count of depriving, defrauding,
and attempting to deprive and defraud the residents of the
State of New Jersey of a fair and impartially conducted
election process. The quote is the defendant admitted to depriving

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New Jersey residents of a fair election by participating in
a scheme to cast ballots.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
For voters who did not vote in the election.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
One man was killed and another was in custody after
a shooting in Wildwood Crest.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
What do you do when it's a beach town? Officers
were called to a home on.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
East Cresse Cressea Avenue just before four pm report of
a gunshot victim. When officers arrived, they found the victim
and the shooter inside the home. The victim identified as
a sixty three year old resident, Joseph Falciani four pm before.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
This is an afternoon shooting? Who does that?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
He was pronounced dead at the scene. Police the arrested
a man identified his carmineering inside the home. He had
a fire arm in his back pocket, which officers obtained
when they took him in the custody.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
That's an Atlantic city thing, not wild with stressed Yeah,
daytime shootings.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
You do that in Atlantic and there's a dry town too.
Come on, man, can't even blame it on the boots.
One man was killed and another in custody. After Oh no,
I did I do?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I did?

Speaker 6 (05:21):
I was gonna say this headline sucks? We said another.
How many people are dying out there?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh God, I think I doubled up on that story. Uh, oh,
you're only getting two stories today.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Can you just change the name of the city to
Atlantic City and do the story over again. It was
supposed to be a cool story about how our power
bills are going to go up again. Oh stop, man,
that electric's gonna go up by another twenty two. You
have no idea, man, well, you probably do have a
I do I have an idea.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I think we all do. Yeah. They came out yesterday.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Uh yeah, get ready in twenty twenty five, power bills
are going to go up more. Uh that's news. What
about sports? Jets announced they have officially split with Aaron Rodgers.
All week they've been talking about it, but yesterday they
made it official. And All Star Break for the NBA
All Star Break for hockey and Daytona five hundred is
this weekend. There you go. Oh the parade today, go

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into it. Be careful.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Don't flip a car, don't loot, don't smash a window,
don't take down a telephone pole, don't take down a
traffic light. Don't push anybody in front of a train.

Speaker 6 (06:23):
Don't climb a pole. If you climb a pole, don't
jump off that pole. Yeah, don't smash any car windows,
don't shoot guns in the.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Air, don't even pregnate a girl from South Philly.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
I mean, if you want to do that, that's probably
the safest thing you can do. Okay with it, you know,
that's the safest thing you can do. But even my
wife's smart enough, man, she's not even gonna try and
make it over to.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
The art Museum. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I think she's gonna go down on Delaware Avenue, wave
at the buses that drives by, and then call it
a day.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
There you go. That's news. That's sunny today, hip to
thirty eight.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Great day for a parade, cloudy tonight, over twenty six
tomorrow for your Saturday rain one hundred percent chance of rain.
So it's gonna rain tomorrow high up to thirty eight.
It is thirty outside right now. One hundred point seven
ZXL South Jersey's rock station CXL Morning.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Show seven DXL Nap Jerseys Rock station.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
ZXL Morning Show. I put minimal effort into Valentine's Day,
which is today. Everybody, Okay, I feel like I gotta
get out of jail free card because my wife took
off to the parade.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
The Eagles parade. Yeah, you sure did. Man, she is
she actually ditched you on Valentine. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Well, here's the deal. She wanted me to go. But
the problem is, she went up last night. She has
a hotel room up there with her boyfriend, right, so
so so she her parents are flying out of they're
flying the Florida tonight, so they got any they got
a spot by the airport. So my wife went up
there with our little guy, a girlfriend from work, and uh,

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and then you know, all the partying starts about now right,
and I have work this and then also I having
to put this is the real reason I can't go.
I have an appointment with the Social Security Department. You
got real thing at two fifteen that I it took
forever to get so I can't reschedule it.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
So I'm kind of stuck.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
And I knew I wouldn't get back by two fifteen
for the for the meeting with US Social Security. I'm
hoping to get a big check. My wife and I like,
we really don't do that.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
True, I'm not looking for you. I hope you do.
I hope you get a TV with it like you
did a stimulus check.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
No, but it is a I'm not looking forward to
having the I need a new Social Security card. So
we decided we're not really and listen, we don't really
do much on Valentine's Day. We don't really do the gifts.
There's nothing we want, blah blah blah whatever. So so
yesterday I'm like, you know, maybe I do try and
take my wife out to dinner. Right, kids can stay
home by themselves, They're fine. We know a little dinner.
And I know we talked about not doing I was like,
let me see what I can do now. First of all,

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you know how hard it is to get a reservation
the night before Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
It's pretty tough. Yet, yeah, for people who waited like you,
it's a little tough yeaheah.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
What I'm hoping for, And I think this might be
a thing. People may have reservations and at two million
people go into the case, there might be some cancelations.
So I'm going to hold onto that this.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
A little bit morning before for the show, I was
reading an article. They said a lot of restaurants in
Philly are pissed because it's a huge night for them
for Valentine's Day and the parade screwing that allows people
aren't coming into the city tonight for Valentine's Day because
the city's gonna be chaos because of the parade.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
So I can't get into the restaurants we want. I
get it. I figured that was gonna happen, but I
took a shot, so I can't get into a Chili's
you know.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
Okay, I'm glad you bring it back, because Here's where
I'm going with this is uh So, there's a little
spot we like, it's a it's a it's like a
bar restaurant place. It's not a restaurant. It's more like
a bar, but you can get like nice food there.
I'm gonna okay, Buffalo Wild Wings. I've been there, Like,
maybe we'll go there for like some drinks and like
some dinner. Is there a peat in the name?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
So I call up? No, No, it's not Chickies. So
I call up.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
I'm like, I look on the online and it's a again.
They all do this, and I hate it.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Bar restaurant. It's a Valentine's Day thing where it's like.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Fixed.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
I'm like, you have a fixed menu here, You're a
great bar restaurant spot. Just be open for Valentine's They
if I can't get a reservation, that's not Now I
can't get a reservation, but it's fifty nine dollars per
couple for a four course meal that they already have
pre set. I'm like, I don't want a preset menu,
but you're going to get it.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Everywhere you go.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
I can tell you it has a customer that sucks,
but has a restaurant and makes life so much easier
because they're just throwing out whenever they say your belt,
the same thing over and over and over again, in
the shape of a hard Yeah, it's a blue minion pizza,
in the shape of it's all the nonsense.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
Yeah, no, I did chocolate covered strawberries. Now here's where
I failed, though. She's on a diet.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, but that's a.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
Strawberry, but it's got chocolate. Yea, dude, you know how
hard it is to chop one vanta thinks day for
somebody on a diet. Yeah, you should have done it
like scalos wrapped in bacon. So the here's the problem.
So she's head into the paray last night to go
to the hotel. I'm out at a doctor's point with
my little guy. And she's like, I'm heading home from work.
I had left the chocolate strawberries in the fridge, so

(10:53):
she didn't even get like a display when she came
home with flowers or balloons. I was like, well, you
open up the fridge, there's some covered strawberries for you.
Happy Valentine's Day. No, next to the milk, pretty much, dude.
I think it's behind the leftover.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It was sitting on a pound of sliced turkey. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
I just get fifty nine dollars a person. Now you're
what twenty. I know I'm not gonna get what I
would get on a normal night, MANA No, I will
order tacos to stay in.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
My wife not a huge Valentine's Day person, because we
get jam packed the first two and a half months
of the year. It's Christmas, it's our anniversary, it's her birthday,
it's Valentine's Day, and it's it's like it's just a
lot all at once, and uh and so Valentine's Day
I think takes a back seat to it all. I'll
be honest, you know what, I like to flip it
around because we go out so much throughout the year.

(11:40):
I don't need to be special on Valentine's Day. You
were special man ten days ago when we went out
to dinner and had drinks the other night. You know
what Valentine's Day is. It's the people that go out
drinking on New Year's Eve's rookies. It's a rookie night. Yeah, right.
Like if you're like, look, if my wife said something like, hey,
we should do something, I'd be like, all right, let's
go out Saturday or Sunday. I don't need to go
out on Vanvalentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. We're going bowling

(12:02):
with you and your wife tomorrow. That's my Valentine's sold
out bowling event with the Great Freemasons.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
So we're gonna we're gonna be doing some bowling down
in a beautiful Rio grand That's how we celebrate Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Look, it's a red bowling ball.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
It's gonna be tough because there is a bowling ball
in the shape of a heart. It's not gonna it's
gonna be very clunky, but we're gonna try.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
But that's that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Like if I said to my wife, I said, hey,
you know, let's do Valentine's Day, but we can't do
it till next week.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
She'd be cool with dad as long as it's a
restaurant she likes. I'm a great husband, I'm a good father.
I don't hit her. You know what. Happy Valentine's Day?

Speaker 6 (12:44):
Covered strawberries in the fridge. Stay in the fridge. Look,
I got an overnight stay at Ocean.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
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Speaker 1 (13:12):
Must be twenty one years or older. We get back.
There's some rocknews, So Joe and Scottie rock news. There's
some rock news for you. Let's see here.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
If you're a Black Crows fan, you remember in the
late nineties they got together with Jimmy Page and they
put out an album Live at the Greek No Speak,
No Slave is a cover that they did on that
On that album, it sounds political. No, not political at all.
It was the best of the Black Crows and the
best of led Zeppelin. So they even went on a

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small tour before Jimmy Page was like, yeah, I don't
want to do this, and he failed on the tour.
But now they're gonna reissue the Live at the Greek
Black Crows led Zeppelin, So Jimmy Age and Black Crows
Live at the Greek it's called. It'll be re released
in three formats for the twenty fifth anniversary. It'll be
a box set of vinyl, it'll be a three CD
sets of CDs, and a vinyl double LP best of edition.

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So yeah, they're they're gonna be selling a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
I believe.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
If you go to the Black crowse website you can
pre order if you're a big Black Crows Jimmy Page fan.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Have a Rock News trivia question for You're sure or false?

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Okay, Michael McDonald did a cover of Ain't No Mountain
High Enough?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yes, he sure did.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
I heard it this morning at the wa Wall. I'm like,
is this Michael McDonald doing Ain't No Mountain High Enough?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah? I believe it was. I believe it was the nineties.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
It's not as good as the Marvin Gate Marvin Terrells
right there, so.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
It's I can't Michael McDonald did a whole album of
of like motown songs. It's better than Dancing in the
Streets by Mick Jagger.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
That's from David Bowie. Yeah, some people call that the
gayest music video ever.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
I believe that.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Scott Stack looking back at twenty twenty four, he said
it was unbelievably the best year of his career. Now
that Creed had a major comeback in twenty twenty four somehow,
and this is amazing how things like this happen a
younger demographic college kids. An athlete found crete and started

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playing it at college football games, started playing it in
locker rooms, and Creed became cool again.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Dude, I'm in Tennessee and I'm hearing them play Creed
and the entire credit get it cool again.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
So Scott's staff from Creed, you know, they capitalized on it.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
They went on tour. It was real successful. They thought
a bunch of Creed cruises. They're going to do another
one this year. It's it's so there's a big resurgence
of late nineties, early two thousands of music going going
on twenty five years now, and it seems like that
younger demo, that college age demo, it's drinking music. Creed
is now the cool drinking music for these college kids.

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And look, if you're Scott Statman, that's awesome. Like you
make your money when you can. Oh boy, Metallic has
sold out again. You know what they're selling now?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Metallica? They that people have been saying that about Metallica
for years. You know, Metallica sold out and their answer
to that is yeah, every night.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Okay, I get that right, But come on, dude, we.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Talked about years ago Metallica whiskey where they distilled the
whiskey and they age the whiskey while playing Metallica music.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
I think stupid, but go ahead.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
I you know a lot of reissues of albums and
stuff like that. I believe we talked about Metallica toys,
so you know, Kiss started all this. Kiss was just
a marketing machine. But now Metallica is going into the
watch world with the company Nixon. You can get Metallica watches.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
What'd you have?

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Like?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I guess the guitar is the hand on the watches?
I don't know, dude.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
The Century Stainless Seven two Seasons at three hundred bucks,
the Timeteller Ride the Lightning for one hundred and fifty
the fifty one thirty Master of Puppets at five hundred.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
And fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
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yet one two three oh u, the Century Stainless Kill
them All at three hundred bucks. There's four watches you
can buy. So if you are a Metallica fan, you
can buy a Metallica watch. They will be available yesterday,
so you can coach.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
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Speaker 1 (17:32):
They're already sold outs. You know that. Bro, imagine we'reing
a Metallica watch. Where was the story at Tuesday?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
So yeah, yeah, I didn't. This didn't get across my
desk until the day after damn. So go to Metallica
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Speaker 1 (18:16):
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Speaker 6 (18:52):
Yeah, we give you money. Metallica tickets. The overnight stays
at Ocean ain't bad. Great rock music, rock and rold
news music. Yeah, we're the worst part.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
To be honest, this is a thing man, and you
just gotta shake your head. There's nothing you can do
about it. It sucks and it's gonna cost me exactly
five dollars less than my deductible and I hate it.
And that is my wife has a crack in her windshield.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Dude, there is.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Nothing more frustrating because it's not her fault. Driving down
the road, rockets kicked up, boom. She called me, and
you know, instead of hiding it from each lee, she
called me and said, hey, you know, but you know
there was a construction truck rock windshield.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
I said, Okay, I said, did it splinter? Did it spider? No,
it's just a it's just.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
A look like a little bullet.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Okay, listen, you need to handle this now. I ran
into this and it costs me a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
No, you can.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
You can get a little patch kit that will stop
that from spider.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, here's the problem. It already spider.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
It happened right before the snowstorm. So then what happens
snow hits right, snow sits there. I take the snow
off the frost. The car spidered hot cold hot cold, Ye, dude, spidered.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
And it's that thing where you can't like I can
be frustrated. But to who, I can't get mad at
my wife, it's not her fault. Can't get mad at
the truck. It's a rock on a road, you know.
And I'm I know my insurance isn't gonna cover it
because it's gonna be seven dollars less than my deductible,
so it's not worth it. And so it's one of
those things, man, you got to pay out of pocket
and it needs to get done. Like I got a

(20:33):
huge crack moving upper windshield.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
I had a little nick, a little nick in there.
I went to Amazon, went to Amazon. I figured out
that I found the kit. I use it on a
buddy's car. It we worked out fine. Got the kit
finally came like two or three days later from Amazon.
I had the kit in my hand.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
I'm walking out through the garage on a Saturday morning
to fix it, and it had already spidered the night
the night before it's spidered. I was like, you know what,
now I'm stuck with the kit. There's nothing I could
have cost you four hundred five hundred. Luckily I know
a guy who does it on the side, so it
still costs me, still around the three fifty mark.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Somewhere around there. Man. Yeah, that's why it wasn't cheap.
That's where I'm gonna be looking. And it sucks.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
It's wasted money to spend its money you and it's
money you have to spend, like you need a windshield.
So it's just one of those things, man. Because I
don't drive her car much. I'm driving her car yesterday
and I look down and I see it spidered, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Like, damn it.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
I'm like, there's nothing I can do, and like, once again,
you're frustrated.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
But who you frustrated at? You're just frustrated at life. Yeah, look,
that happens if it kicks up from a truck. Can
has anyone ever gone after that truck and the company.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Construction site? You go through a construction site, like I
know exactly where it happened. This is it.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I remember they were doing construction on Tilton Road forever
in Northfield, and I mean they just were just ripping
it up for no reason.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
And one damn driving on.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
And you know when they rip up a road and
they let you drive on what really should be a road,
you shouldn't be driving. One got down the one lane,
dude tire pops. Right, my tire blows out. I pull
over to a cop right, and I go and I
take care of the tire. But I go to the
cop I go, hey, man, I want to I want
a phone number of who I can call because they're
paying for this.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
And he lasts.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
He goes, yeah, good luck, good luck, good luck. And
he wasn't his vought like the cop. I was laughing
with the cop because the cop was just busting my balls.
He's like, yeah, you think what you think that construction
company's gonna pay for that?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
You think the city's going to pay for that? Try
and improve it.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
He's like, he's like, no, man, he goes, you're screwed.
And I had what happened because it wasn't even like
I you know, the tire was. It wasn't salvageable. I
had to go across the street to a good Year
sit there for a couple hours and you know whatever,
it was three hundred bucks whatever it was to get
a new tire put on.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, good luck trying to prove it, dude, that's what
it is.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
And it's just one of those the windshield man just
like you. But we haven't found a way like to
put armor in front of the windshield. Like Star Trek
used to have like a protection beam that would go
around the Star Trek Enterprise right when the Klingons tried
to send missiles at it. I need that for my

(23:07):
car windshield. Now this guy's he also does my windshield.
He's like, uh, I was like, can you save the
inspection sticker? So it's kind of saved on the new
windshielding where it's all soggy. The second of cop sees
that he's gonna pull it over.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So it just it's that man just
pisses you off. Yep, that with just a windshield crack and.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
It's like all right, well there goes Because to me,
it's like all right, well there that's an electric bill, right,
Like that's a gas bill that I gotta you know
that that that that I could be paying that now
I gotta pay a windshield.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
But even that chip bothers me. Yeah, even that chip
in my windshield.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
Man, Yeah, it's like one of you know, even if
it's like windshield wipe or fluid light, still, I'm like,
I gotta fix it because I hate having the light
on on the dash.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Driving and shaking and sweating. Ye awful, awful, Look we
we get back.

Speaker 7 (23:54):
I got someds.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
Lunch point seven z XL soad Jersey's rock station in
the CXL moaning to show it is a Friday. We
have to talk back. So we had throughout the week.
I want to get rid of these and dump these
before the weekend. You mentioned it earlier, but we didn't
say to our audience, Happy Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yes, it is happens.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
We got so caught up with the Eagles parade right that.
Uh yeah, Happy Valentine's Day. Everybody do something nice for
you lateies.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, ladies do something. How about this, dude, Ladies do
something nice for your husband. Yet, get something nice for
your wife. But have her do something nice to you.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
It'd be nice, right. And oh, by the way, don't forget.
Kids have to do something too. So if you're a dad,
I'm sure your kids do something nice for the wife.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah. I didn't think about that. Well yeah, yeah, yeah,
you always forget you have kids. My kids did. Uh
my little one had to do Valentine for the whole class.
Can not mind We let them take off the school
for the Eagles pre book. Just don't have to worry
about it. Yeah all right. Uh, let's see something of
the talk backs.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
You always get ahold of us to the talk back
feature on the iHeart Radio app.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Just go to the app hit them like her phones.
I'm gonna lay it out for you. Except a heavy
headed Dennis Camp he's the only one on the planet
that can't do it. But everybody else can do it.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
We have a buddy, heavy handed Dennis. He he has
a learning disability to slightly. The learning disability is that
he cannot figure out our callbacks. I'm gonna teach you
how to do it. It's super easy. You go to
the iHeartRadio app on your phone. Get the app on
your phone. When you get the app, you search WZXL.
There you'll have the app. You'll see a red microphone button.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Hit that button.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Now you just got to talk into your phone. That's
all for some reason. Now, he's a little slow. You
can't figure that out. We don't know why. But we
love heavy handed Dennis and we accept him for who
he is. One day he'll figure it out. But it's
super easy. iHeartRadio.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
So I have the kid from Breaking Bed iHeartRadio app,
Walt Jr. iHeartRadio app, you search WZXL, hit the red.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Microphone button, you can send us a message.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Unless you are Buddy heavy handed Dennis, then you have
some issue and you can't figure it out.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
I don't like to use the R word, but I will.
It's ridiculous that he can't use the app. But everybody else.
H Okay, here we go, this guy, what's you talk about?
I guess we were talking about the Hall of Fame
in Duftyes.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
The rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 8 (26:06):
Yeah, hey there, Jojo and Scottie. I caught your sniffet
this morning about the Hall of Fame nominations. I just
want to ask you, I'll come STIs in Super Tramp,
I haven't even gone a nomination yet, and another little
band probably nobody hears of Triumph.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
You know, I'll give you Super Tramp. I do enjoy
my Super Tramp. Let's work backwards. You said it a
band that no one's ever heard of. That's why they're
not in the rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Triumph, Triumph,
the Insult Dog, the Super Tramp.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I'm all in.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
I would love to see Super Tramp absolutely make it
at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Sticks I thought was in. If they're not, they should be.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Even though I'm not a big fan, but on the
heels of mister Robato alone, I think they should be
in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I don't know, man,
maybe somebody slept with somebody's wife and it's blacking them
from getting in.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Could you play Earth when Fires, Let's groove?

Speaker 6 (27:02):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Can you do that? I wish I could. My friends,
Let's groove, Let's groove tonight.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Okay, that's good. That is a banger. Yeah, all right, dude,
I'm all in. I would play Earth, Wind and Fire
all day long.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
We can't.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
I remember going to the program director here and say, hey,
can we please play the Doobie Brothers and they shot
it downside.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Imagine Earth is going to be getting.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Side eyed by the new guys here at iHeart. I said,
I don't care what you played, just don't play any
puddle of mud. And the big shot guy goes, why
I like puddle of money? I go, oh, I'm getting fired.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Then he took a slice of pizza and threw it
in your head. He stopped talking. We're talking about Jordan's
the Sneakers. My kids into him.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
Now they're Jordan beautiful wife who handed them down. He
found the value there.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Spent, dude.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
He spent his own money, about two hundred and fifty
dollars of his own birthday money gift cards on getting
Jordan's last week.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
My kids into Adidas. Now we went to Dicks right,
and I knew I was gonna spend any money because
they're super expensive. A pair of Adidas. He wanted one
hundred and eighty nine dollars Adidas.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, he's now cool. We're we moved on from Nike.
Now we're in Adida. So Jordan's aren't cool anymore?

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, yeah, your your kid caught him on the back end.
I still like I got Adidas on. Yeah, that's your
kids wearing z cabericis just.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
To clarify, our little guy is running around and he's
not little, he's twelve. He's just the youngest of four.
But he's running around in Aquadigio and like blue, the
good classic cologns. Nothing, no old spice, no drakhor none
of that, none of that. He's too Guji, nothing but

(28:33):
the best for this one.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
What is.

Speaker 7 (28:36):
What is?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
What? What's the cologne? The color? I don't know what
he I think k one.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
I think he uses Okay, I think that's the colone
we were talking about. My son is now into like
in your son too, found girls, so now they dress better,
they smell better, and so my my little guy wears
cologne and my wife only buys him like nice cologne.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Because it was up to me, you'd have Aqua velent
cool water man water, was it? And only because it's
in a snoop. No, it's in an old Dougie fresh
Lottie Dottie slapped on the cool Water cologne. I wear
good Bye for your Dad at CBS because you forgot
it was father's daddy.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, my wife hays Colomne. I'm not allowed to wear it.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Not.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, I'm not a big colomb guy.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
My wife does buy me good some good cologne to wear,
but I use it sparingly.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
I like the old axe body spray. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
You guys were talking about their Jordan's and collecting sneakers.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'm actually it's just something different. I'm collecting panties. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
I keep picking up the panties out of the back
seats of JoJo's mom.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
And we'll wrap it up with that it's come on,
we don't wrap it up getting old. Let's start twenty
twenty five right and stop stop singing have sex with
JoJo's mom.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
It's the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Go to the iHeart Radio app search wz XL, hit
the red microphone button, send us a mess of handies.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Just not about JoJo's mom and banging. Please look we
get back.

Speaker 7 (29:50):
Not got some trash?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Oh love trash, anything thirty or Nichy dotty, anything racket
or roughy love trash.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
There's some trash for you.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Uh oh, things are spicing up in the Blake Lively
Justin Baldanni stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
He's suing her, She's suing him.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
She said he was sexually harassing on the set of
a movie that he was directing. He claims that she's
trying to smear his name. She has now Blake Lively,
who's married the Ryan Reynolds, as subpoena Justin Baldani's text messages,
alleging he led to a smear campaign against her. Now,
so everybody is everyone.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Let's see here. Kanye West, we talked about man. He
might need some help. Dude.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
He's making some horrifically all he's saying some perfectly awful
things about Jewish people.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
He's being.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
He's very anti Semitic. He's kind of falling apart and
and honestly for the things that he's saying, he should
this is like an attention.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
So this guy needs some real help. One one of.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
The things that happened about a week ago was he
made his girlfriend a fiance I believe, get naked while
at the Grammy. Was at the Grammys, the Golden Globes,
one of those awards. Right naked, she was naked. She
was she had like a net, like a net dress on,
but it was completely sheer. So he made her get naked.

(31:49):
You could see she was uncomfortable while doing it. Well,
now they broke up, and uh yeah, I mean all
of Hollywood and the music industry has that kind of
turned their back on Kanye because he's I think he's
going through some type of break like he's having a
mental break from reality. And so, yeah, the couple is
no longer together. You say broke up, I say escaped.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
She did this girl finally escaped this awful, awful relationship.
And dude, she I'm sure she has to sign all
kinds of paperwork if but who knows, man, he might
be so crazy. He just lets her go and you
know she's gonna do a huge interview with somebody.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
She has some bombs. Man, it could looking broad. Yeah,
she had another I don't know if it was.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
I think it was a different outfit, but yeah, the
same thing where he could basically see through the top.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
She had some bomb with the grammy.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
She was like naked, like what I mean, like upstairs downstairs,
yeh see everything everything. OJ Simpson his estate is going
up for sale. They're planning an auction on his personal
belongings to pay off creditors. The auction could include memorabilia,
legal documents, and even some stuff from when he was
in prison. Simpsons five children have it till February twenty
six the raise objections before the sale moves forward.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
This will be awesome because I would go to an
auction and I would been on like an OJ Simpson
stapler or something he used around the house.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Anything, dude, It's kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
There's a picture that Andy Warhol painted of OJ Simpson
up for grabs, a heisman, poster, photos of the Naked
Gun movie of him.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
I guess signed. It's all signed stuff.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
It's all cool stuff, man NFL plaques, documents from his
time in prison, his personal stash of porn.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Is all being auctioned off. If you're an OJ fan.
Considered myself an OJ fan.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I mean, not the bad stuff, the good stuff.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
I was trying to explain to my son because he
in he took a law class last year and they
brought up the O. J. Simpson trial and I was
obsessed with it, still kind of emp and I said,
you have no idea what that was like it would
be like? And I was trying to equate him to
an athlete now because he wasn't a Tom Brady, but
he was a great athlete and a fun guy. I go, Okay,

(33:53):
what if Rob Gronkowski kills his wife and then goes
on a car chase. Yeah, that's what it would be like.
It was a who's on TV every weekend? He's lovable, right,
he shows up in a bunch of commercials, he's he's
the everyman, and then does something horrific. That's Rob Gronkowski
is a perfect example of that. Yeah, and that's what

(34:14):
when it happened, like, trying to explain that to my son,
who's gonna be twenty two you have no idea the
magnitude of like that's ojay. It was so shocking, was
that guy could do that and now like such a
horrific Imagine all of a sudden, you know, alerts come
over our phone and it's Rob Gronkowski's wife. You would
be like, oh my god, that's insane. Let's see here,

(34:36):
Britney spears. She put her former home on the market
for eight million bucks. So Britney spears trying to sell
off her home. Alec and his wife, Hilaria Baldwin, they
have seven kids, right. He married her. She's much younger
than him and just started popping out kids. They have
seven right now.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
This is the guy that shot the woman, right, he's
Alec Baldwy.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
He killed that woman on the set of that movie.
They said they want more and I think he already
has gets from another marriage too, with Kim Baseman.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
You got you got enough money there, you can ignore
your kids and hope they grow up.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Okay, we'll wrapping up with this. Pete Davidson says he's
halfway through. We're moving his tattoos. So he's all those
tattoos he had. He's trying to get rid of him
and he's about fifty percent there.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah, he has some bad tattoos, man, They're all over
the place.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah, dude, he just keeps starting to make a Pete
Davidson comeback. He's not being that goofy guy anymore. He's
actually trying to become like an actor and he's not
and he's good. Yeah, And this is what I saw him.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
Like my wife and I saw him do stand up
years ago, and I was like, the guy's really funny.
But then he did the same movie and the same
TV show over and over again. He's a kid who
smokes a lot of weed, lives in his mom's basement,
you know, gets mags, his mom starts dating, blah blah blah.
He did a movie, then he did another movie, then
he did a TV show with Joe Peshi, and it
was all the same story here laying down with the

(35:52):
hottest girls on the planet, but a little jealous of
that man.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
And it was like, how many more times are we
gonna hear how much he loves smoking weed. We get
in and then it was now weed's bad and it
makes me get depressed, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Like, then stop smoking.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
We In between, he's banging Kim Kardashian, he's banging and
other like now now he's doing a movie with Bill Murray.
He's popping up in things, and it's like, Okay, I'd
like to see Pete Davidson come back because he is
a funny dude. He just ran that story of him
living in his mom's basement into a wall.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
There you go, some trash for a mornings. Some people, Hey,

(36:44):
good morning, c XL. Hey, good morning guys, Like anybody,
what's your name? Brian? All right, Brian, I know you
didn't get your wife anything for Valentine's Day? Did you? Dude? Nothing? Spell?
This is a special thing. You can wrap this up
kind of I'm gonna put it. I'm gonn.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
I'm going to give you this advice. You got until
about four o'clock this afternoon. If she if she comes
home from work and doesn't have something on that kitchen table,
you're screwed, dude, even flowers candy. You have to make
an effort. You have to show her the least you
made a tiny effort. Now, this is a great get man.

(37:19):
You get the contrad tickets, you get the overnight saying hard.
This is hard happening for a couple of weeks, so
it's not like you can give her something now and say, hey, honey, listen,
we're gonna have a great time, but it's two months away.

Speaker 6 (37:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
See, this is gonna be April fourth, right over at Ocean.
So you got an overnight's state, very romantic, plus tickets
to the show experiencing Hendrix's featuring Kenny Wayne Shepherd. But man,
if you throw some flowers on that kitchen table, maybe
with some candy, and then tell her that it's even better.

Speaker 6 (37:44):
Hey, honey, in two months, we're gonna have an awesome knife.
But tonight it's just a regular night. Can you make dinner?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah? Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
What not to say when she walks through the door,
Hey honey, what's for dinner?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Don't say that? All right, Briy, what do you? I'm like,
good man, good man? Now what do you do? Ma? Man?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
All right, Brian the mailman, you stay on hold. We're
gonna get all your info and happy Valentine's Day?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
All right? Thank god. I didn't even think about the
kids getting a wife. Something you gotta do that.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
That's the main thing still about I would say thirteen
by the time that they can get out.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
And do it themselves. Thirteen fourteen, you gotta do it
for me, So twelve probably is the cutoff.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
After that, it's on the kids to do it. I'm
just gonna give her the d so I didn't even
make reservations. Yeah, she'll just get the defense.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Now it matters what happens tonight. What condition my wife?
Since she's coming from the Eagles parade. I just text her.
I haven't heard back. I don't know if she's drinking yet. Yeah,
so this is I mean, we're talking twelve hours from
now when I see her again.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
What condition is she gonna be.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
I don't think it's gonna be like a romantic night. Yeah,
go bird, she's gonna be pretty fired up tonight. Take
your clothes. I want to see your bird there. Hey,
can I get a shout out real quick?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:02):
I love when I get to see listeners because anytime
we talk about old listeners, it's usually that they died.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
Yesterday I saw a guy we haven't heard from him
in a while. I saw him in the in the
aisles of Dollar General.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
I walk by, I.

Speaker 6 (39:17):
Kind of recognize recognize him, He kind of recognizes me.
I hear after he passed me. He Scottie, turn around.
It's a listener who used to call in all the time,
a whole Mike. Do you remember a home mike? No
he uh he a hole mike.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
He would use the real term for a hole. He
would call in quite a bit, especially when we're at
the old radio station. Uh. So I saw him in
the isles of Dollar General. We chit chatted for a while.
He's doing well.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I said, it's always good to see somebody when they're
not dead. Yes, yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
So, it's always good to see old listeners this roaming
uh the Dollar Generally. He goes, I won't tell anybody
you shop at Dollar General, but UD tell everybody I
see you don't listen to the show any work, because
it's every I'm a huge Dollar General fan. So yeah,
big shout out to a home. Look, man, we get
we get back. What's just small headlines?

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(40:35):
your chance for Metallica tickets up at the link in Philly.
We got them for you, just got to go to
WZXL dot com. Uh yesterday, man, I I appreciate the
honesty of the girl who was helping me out. So
my little guy had a doctor's appointment at the eye
doctor right and he's got he he's got the eyes
of my wife.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Man bad eyes. Yeah, kids have my teeth unfortunately, so
dude bad eyes.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
And he's had glasses the last couple of years. Now
he wants to move on the contacts. So okay, so
we're going.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
So we're in.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
We're entering the contact world. Now, I've I've never had
eye issues. I don't go to eye doctors. That's probably
why I don't have issues. So I know nothing, right,
I'm flying in blind to this, no pun intended. So
I take them. I tell the woman I go, he
wants contacts. I have no idea what how to do?
Put in contacts?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
What to do?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
And she goes, Okay, she goes, there's a whole process
to this. I go, what do you mean, like, give
him the examination right, just order the contacts and we're
good to go.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Right, contacts are awful. You ever put them in your eyes?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (41:31):
I never had to, so I don't know, man. And
my wife was working, she had she had an important
thing at works, so she usually she's the eye doctor one,
because she goes to the eye doctor quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
So I go to the one. What do you mean
there's a process? Okay?

Speaker 3 (41:44):
She goes, all right, Well today we're going to give
him the examination, right, and we're gonna see what kind
of contacts he needs. I go, okay, perfect, and we
order him and I'm out the door. She goes, no,
it takes two weeks for the contacts to come in.
I go, okay, two weeks he won't see that's fine
for two weeks, will be blind. That's cool. I'm down
with that. And she goes, no, it doesn't stop there.
And I go, what do you mean it doesn't stop there?

(42:05):
I said, So I'll come back in two weeks, I'll
pick the contacts up.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
We're good.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
She goes, no, then he's got to come in and
take a class a class, and I go what And
she goes, he's got to come in and take a
class to teach him how to put the contacts in.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I go, okay, I guess that's cool. Like an actual
doctor or nurse will help you put the contacts in
and show.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
You do need that there is a process. Okay, I go, perfect.
So in two weeks, I'll come back, we'll take this class.
What's going to gonna be ten minutes. We'll take the class,
you'll give me the contacts. I'll pay you whatever money
it is, and I'm out the door. She goes, there's more.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
What do you mean? There's what?

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Possibly more could there be for this kid just to
get contacts? She goes, we'll do the exam today, We'll
order the contacts. It takes two weeks. Then he comes
back to take the class. He has to take a
test and pass the test. Then if he doesn't pass
the test, he doesn't get the contacts, he has to
come back and take the test again.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
So it's like a driver's test. Wow.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
Yeah, So we can't give you the contact until he
takes the class and passes the test. So now I'm like, okay,
So now my little guy he's getting wind of it.
He's nervous. He's like, is this like a real thing?
He could fail to test and not feel take. Iuck
at the eyesight he wants.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
So I was like, She's like, I told you it
was a process, bro, And I guess it's an insurance
company thing.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
I said, okay, I said sure, I'm all in. So
now in two weeks we got to go back to
take the class, and then he's got to take the test,
and if he doesn't pass the test, he doesn't get
no contact.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I did those one thing, these dumb things. Man.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
I was doing nights and they had this big Halloween
promotion and this this this eye contact place that that
did like the funny ones major eyes look like like
I don't know, yellow or balls out of yeah yeah.
Like they were doing this big promotion there, part of
the whole radio. So I ended up putting them in
right talk about these contacts. So I put these things
in and I am my eyes like, I don't know,
I don't like things around my eyes if you're not

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used to it, dude, bro, I put these things in there.
I weren't for about five seconds. I wanted them out
of my eyes now I had no idea on how
to get that. I had to have some strange gral
audium and no, I'm now laying on her lap. She's like, here,
let me help. She's got to put her her finger
in my eyes and pinch them to takee.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
You would have failed the class.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
It was the most horrific thing I've ever done in myself.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
It was awful. You would have failed.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
You would have not gotten context, no parts of all
this is like, dude, I'm like, wow, this is a
this is a big process just to get contacts. But
at least they're teaching him how to do it, so
he's not in a situation like you are.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
And by the way, like, I don't know, here's some
promo company.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
I don't know what's in these these contacts that make
my eyes look like a cat eye.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
That's all on you. Chemicals are in that thing.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
So yeah, man, I was like, I was like, wow,
this is a big process to get all of this.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
It's done just for a god.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
And put it on your finger and like you open
your eye, you gotta pop in it. I tagged out
and I go, you're in, You're you're in. You I
I took him to the to the exam. You got
to take him to the test.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
I'd rather wear snorkeling goggles, so.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
I said, I said, don't you want some cool like
cream up the ol jabbar goggles? Dude, Like, you know,
he may actually he may hate it and just go
back to the glasses because I know some people just
can't stay in contact. It's a guy in a different world.
Remember they would flip up and flip down. Dwayne Waye, No, Dwayne, Wayne,
those are nice glasses.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that was he had the fliptops
man on the out.

Speaker 6 (45:15):
You flip them down. It's not gonna you fix that up.
Different world was Dwayne Wayne. But then what's happening was
Dwayne Dwayne. Hey, just Dwayne, Hey, hey Hey. And he
sat with the chair, which is always cool.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
He flips the chair around and he sits with the
back to your front. Yeah, look we get back, we'll
do I think you think.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
You have.

Speaker 7 (45:42):
You think you've got in bed.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Here's a place that you probably don't want to give birth.
A subway train in Midtown Manhattan around eleven thirty am
on a southbound W train, an unidentified twenty five year
old woman reportedly dropped to the floor. Several people rushed
over to check on her, while others took her wallet.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
The conduct what, you're not making that up?

Speaker 6 (46:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
I mean, I'm sure that could bet you that.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
I was gonna say, what an awful place, and not
because you're having birth on a train, just because.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Of the people around and it's dirty.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
A lot of people pleaded with the conductor to stop
the train. They dialed nine to one one. Moments later,
a baby could be heard crying. One passenger even whipped
out a pocket knife to cut the cord. The name
of the baby girl hasn't been released, but it's hard
to imagine that they're not going to name it either
after the train or New York City.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
Why does that person have a pocket knife on a
train in New York City? Yeah, yo yo, I got
a nine millimeter I can shoot through this.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
This guy has a chainsaw.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
What are the chances these girls can make a lot
of money if you want to be a bottle service girl.
The top ones can pull in four hundred and k
a year. And now there's a boot camp to teach
the trade. Michelle Kent, a service industry veteran, has fired
up the bottle Service boot camp in Miami. The intensive
two day boot camp gives ladies the keys to being
successful in the world of bottle service, from how to

(46:59):
properly open the bottle of champagne, the steering customers to
the more expensive items they really want. She described her
three hundred dollars boot camp as a cash course, a
crash course which costed cash in sales, entertainment, customer service, promotion, accounting,
and even therapy, all while maintaining an effortless glamorous persona
uh Australian a radio DJ in Australia, Clint Standaway recently

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had a brush with what he feared was a sexually
transmitted infection. While talking on his morning show, he talked
about almost calling a doctor after experiencing a burning while pain.
Having never had an STI before, he went to in
the panic mode. Eventually calmed down, he realized what the
issue was. The day before, he had buffalo wings, didn't

(47:47):
wash his hands, took a leak, the sauce ended up
going inside him.

Speaker 6 (47:52):
I've done it. I've done that with my eyes before.
I rubbed my eyes out with a horse and I
did it. I got an std from a horse. Yeah,
which is and now once again, I'd like to scratching
my balls and riding a horse.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
You didn't.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
You didn't have intercourse with the horse. The horse did
not have intercourse with you.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
No. You You were on a horse.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
And it had some type of horse fleas or something,
and then you transferred the fleas from the horse onto
your crop, Like.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
I had a pair of shorts on.

Speaker 6 (48:18):
I'm riding this thing and that would scratch my balls
or something in there. Yeah, yes, you had horse crotch.
Yeah that's what she has. Is that a real name
for horse crotch? Yep, there you go. Those people they've
a bet you not so much.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Well, it's you, the Capitol One bank guy. That's what
they call me, a luncher.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
Point Seven's the XL South Jersey's rock stations, The XL
More Show. Before we get out of here. Big parade
happened in Philadelphia. Of course, the Super Bowl winners.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
It's gonna happen today. Your wife's already down there. I
know friends are headed that game.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
She started drinking last night. She's up at a hotel
right now. God do who knows what she's doing. I'd
like to pretend not to. She better be okay, she's got.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
My little guy.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
Yeah, I saw some Eagles jerseys this morning at wah
wah headed out.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Yep, he enjoyed the too. Right, man, this is me.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Last night I go, uh, my wife, a friend from work.
It drove her up to the city and I said, okay,
what do you need for me? She goes, you have
to drop me off the rest stop.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
I go, what like it looked like a trafficking situation,
Like I pulled into the Atlantic City rest stop. I
got her and the little guy. Now I'm shoveling them
into another car, throwing bags in. She's peeling off. He's blindfolded,
he's got zip ties around his wrists. He grab me something,
say something right, I grabbed him, the hug him, say goodbye,
and I go, do not let her get out of

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your sight? And he goes, I know, I know. I
won't go anywhere I go. No, no, no, you make sure
she isn't out of your sight. You have to take
care of her, right, You're not popping bottles. That bitch
is popping bobs. Hey, good morning, Happy Friday. Hey, Happy
Friday to you for ride day. I'm heading up to
the Philly Trade.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Nice, well go have fun at the Eagles Parade Super
Bowl Parade today. I believe it kicks off at eleven o'clock.
Just be careful, don't flip a car over, all right.

Speaker 6 (49:58):
I'm won't.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
It might pop bottles.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Yeah, my wife already already. She beat you to it, man,
she was popping bottles last night.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Got a girl.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
Now, what's your game plan to get in there? Do
you know a spot that you're headed too? What are
you doing?

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
So we are actually Uber and.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
We ordered and we pre ordered an Uber.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Yeah last night yep, so able to pick us up
around Running Meat Area.

Speaker 8 (50:22):
Let's taken the Uber in the city and then we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Take the train on out nice all right?

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Well, yeah, that's that. My wife in clued me in
on this because she did the same thing. She stayed
in South Philly last night. And they're going to Uber
to h Delaware Avenue. But she pre uber. She pre
ordered the Uber. Now here's the key. Sometimes they'll blow
you off or they'll make you like secondary. You gotta
make sure that you tip when you pre order the Uber.

(50:48):
Oh and because you tip, they usually put you first
in long well, because I had imagined it would probably
go for the higher rate. But if you tip real nice,
yeah you're yeah, you're number one.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Yeah so uh so yeah, so everybody, have a good time.
Enjoy it. Enjoy what Run of Meat has the offer.
I grew up right next to Run of Meat. Great town,
great dinner called the Filey Diner. You gotta love it.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Oh yeah, they have a big four farm.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Yeah, there's a that's where I got my first tattoo.
Is right down the street on the Black Horse Pike
there and run a Meat. Also, there's uh a place
where you can get Little League outfits for baseball that
we used to we used to get, you know when
like a furniture company would sponsor your team.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
And you would have to get their logo on the
front of your jersey. You were Levitt's.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Yeah so we yeah, we were Nate Ben's reliable. So look,
enjoy running Meat, Enjoy the parade, have a blast. It's
gonna be a beautiful day. Don't get too silly up.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
There, all right, I can't promise that.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
All right, go go go birds. Don't steal a horse either. Yeah,
let's okay. We didn't do too well when we won
the NFC championship. We didn't do too well, the night
of the Super Bowl. Let's just have fun today.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Guys.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
Maybe it's because it's dark. We we did bad things
because it was dark. Now it's doing the day, so
so now let's just the sun's out. Let's enjoy it.
Let's not tear down stuff, let's not flip cars over.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Let's just have a good time.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
I be honest, man, I saw that video and at
the end of the video of all the shenanigans that
happened for that after the Super Bowl, man, the people
that sold the horses, Boy freaking fantastic. I don't even
understand how that happens. I see five of them all
mounted up and listen, I listen. I'm not gonna discriminate here,
but these people look like they had no business riding

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a horse. Who has a black guy from Philly, what's
he know about riding a horse. I'll tell you, I've
done the super horse white guy from South Philly know
about riding a horse.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
I've done the dumb horseback riding before it. There's a
whole I was scared to death of a stupid horse.
These guys look calm, cool man. There is through the
city of Philadelphia.

Speaker 6 (52:47):
Is there a cowboy section of West Philadelphia that I'm
not I'm not aware of. It's fantastic. It was fun
to watch everybody enjoy your weekend.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Stay right there we kick off that rock block.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
It'll forget Valentine's dads. Do something nice for it, all right,
and then you do something to him. Stay right there
with kick off that rock block. It's one hunch point
seven or you know what, don't do anything and let
him have a nice night. The Excel South Jerseys rock
station see Xcel Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Everybody, when you're smiling, when smiling, when you're smiling, smiling,
I'm over smiles with you.

Speaker 7 (53:19):
And when you're eleven, oh you love.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Man, the sun comes shining through, shining when you're crying.
Let you bring on the rind are.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Gonna stop, You'll sing?

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Stop this side well to be happy?

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Where you smiling, Let's just smile, keep on smiling.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
I'm no smile dropping out, man.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
I know you guys are awesome.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
My love to me guys on my way and work.
She's like, guy, yeah, warming up ship and I'm like,
I'm about here. We're rocking.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Hey, thank you you shot, You're the best.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
How you doing?

Speaker 6 (53:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Keep me laughing. Then you guys are great. Good morning guys, Hilario,
let's oh god, is it my radio or are you
only broadcasting? And mana, this is the radio in DJ
like if you're on it, I would listen to this.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Man getting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
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