TUESDAY 2-18-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radios and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Isn't it?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Good morning man? How are you? How is your presidence? Day? Weekend?
We got the call?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
We got the call like when John Wick's dog died
and he had to dig up the concrete floor to
get the guns again, right, or uh, let's or like
in Rocky five when he doesn't want to fight anymore
but Tommy Morrison wants to fight him in the street, right,
Rocky Balboa when Rocky sees that, uh, you know, maybe

(01:11):
ESPN shows that if Rocky fought, he could take on
this new.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Contender my ring's outside.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Remember what a line, man, Tommy out of the bar
and a movie, But what a great line got that
awful movie?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Great line. I don't think they got much better, you know.
So so we are back, you know, maybe a little
bit older.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
You know. I think we showed some magic last year
and there was a little kernel of it and they
they said, you know what, Let's bring these guys back
and let's give.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Him more Hooters.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh yeah, Hooters called me yesterday and said, uh that
the phone rang.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
It was like the batphone ringing.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I got a special phone that's orange. It just rings
in my house, so I pick it up.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Our buddy Ronnie wh runs the Hooters over there in
Atlantic City, goes, you guys are back up because they
loved us so much last year. It was like, nailed
it calling us in from the farm league, right, you guys,
come on, you guys go into the big leagues. It
looks like they're gonna have another bikini page about a
year ago. This time last year they called us up
and me and you had been years since we did

(02:12):
a bikini padget yeah, because this should have been years
and we should never do them again because I'm fifty
one and these girls are twenty one.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
And so they called us up and they weren't I
think they weren't sure about us last year. So they're like, hey,
we're gonna have some of the girls help you host.
I was like, all right, I don't know. Me and
you we out do We've done bikini pass. We are
good when it comes to bikini pans, so you know
how they were. But okay, now the experiment with the
girls hosting did not go all that wall. They're not

(02:40):
talking in the microphone to the one. You're just hitting
their chest with the microphone by accident, and it's like
you just your there's no energy.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
On that stage.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
So so okay, so we take a back seat a
little bit. Right, you're killing it with the music.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I'm time.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'm really at this point. I'm just the strip club
DJ introducing the girls.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
So even our buddy Ronnie at Hooters lets me know.
Yesterday he goes, we're calling you up to the big leagues. Right,
we're gonna bring it back year number two for the
Bikini Pageant. But this time you guys are hosting. Then
give it all to it, right we we we saw
the magic that could be last year, and now we
wanted to be this year. Yeah. See, I'm the DJ
that has a drug addiction, but I'm still floating on
a trip up. You're the big black guy in a tuxedo,

(03:22):
and that tells you not to white the white the
girl's butts, shower hands.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, this is what we are.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
So so the girls are much classier and there are clothes,
and they're probably very very sweet young ladies.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I don't have.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
It was a ton of fun last year. I had
a good time last year.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Man.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's it's it's to the point where we don't even
aggle over the girls. I was actually hanging out with
some of the girl's parents as the girls were up
on stage the bikini pageant.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
So it's all going down.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I believe we did it last year at Firewater, so
we're gonna it's at Firewater April.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
First.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Me and you were turning to the stage to host
the Hooters Bikini Pageant. It's a blast, man. So we'll
give you all the details as soon as we get more.
And it's all lockdowns. But yeah, I got the call yesterday.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Man.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
He's like, guys, get the orange shorts and the white
shirt's ready, because you're headed. You're headed up to You're
headed up to the big leagues, the Hooters Bikini Patch.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I just need a playlist because I don't know what
you've brought to listen to. So whatever, if it's Bad
Bunny or if it's Kendrick Lamar, whatever it is, give
me what I do now.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I gotta think an outfit. What am I gonna wear?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Do I go shorts? Do I go jeans? Do I
do sports codes? I'm going sweatpants. We wear a sweatpants. Everybody,
they're not looking at us. That's what I gotta remember.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
It's it's Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Will dive into that. We are gonna find that CXL
workforce employee of today.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Who will it be? And what will you win? Tell them? Scott, dude,
it's kind of cool. Tickets.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Man Is Square Theater does a great thing where they
throw back old movies, right, so they're throwing this weekend
a big old party, an eighties party John Cusack and
the great movie Better Off Dead. I want my two
dollars Better Off Dead this weekend at the Square Theaters.
We got tickets. If you grew up in the eighties,
you know the movie We love John Huzach. So we'll

(05:05):
do that coming up, just looking on hunch of point seven.
Z XL af Terjsey's Rock Station, z XL Morning, Shoga, Morning,
do it live. I can go all right it and
we'll do it live.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
And things sucks. I'm Scotty.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Good morning here some news foul us on a chili
Tuesday morning authority say at least eighteen people were injured
after a Delta Airlines plane flipped upside down while landing
in wintery conditions in Toronto. He has their names pop up,
them all surviving, Yeah, the Federals. Nice suit.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
It didn't blow up or anything. It just flipped over. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
So I guess if you're starting to me, are you
just dangling upside down your seat? Right? I guess a
bunch of people fell, and I guess they got hurt.
The Federal Aviation Administration says eighty people were on board
the flight forty eight nineteen, which originated for Minneapolis and
flipped over in Toronto.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Who's driving, Denzel Washington?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Uh. Seventeen passengers had been taken to local area hospitals.
A motor was killed in a head on collision in
Cumberland County on Friday afternoon. Maria or Tease of Millville
was driving north on Root fifty five in Millville when
her car left the roadway across the media and entered
the southbound lanes of the highway. Her car rolled her car,
I'm sorry, collided head on with a southbound SUV near

(06:17):
the exit for Route forty nine, where Tease died of
her injuries. New Jersey American Water says residents may notice
a salty taste in their tap water, but there's no
cause for alarm. The company said Saturday that an active
winter weather season has led to an increased use of
salt and brine on roads and now is washing into
our draining systems. The influx of brine and salt in

(06:39):
the waterways causes higher concentrations of sodium and chloride in
the source of water, which is exacerbated by ongoing statewide
drought conditions and lower reservoir and water levels. So with that, Brian,
what is that? Brian? I thought that was some type
of chemical, right they put down? The water's purple? Now
it's cool? Is that andy freezer we're drinking there?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Honey? Would give me AsSalt?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I get it, okay, little salt in the water, But
I get a real question about Brian. So could I
just take like my salt shaker from my kitchen and
throw it on my driveway?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
That's news?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
What about Sports six or Celtics? That's gonna be Thursday.
They wrapped up their All Star weekend hockey. They're still
in their All Star weekend, but it's not it's countries
playing each other.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
I know Canada started.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Canada got beat up by America over the weekend, like
literally got beat up by America.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Not just lost, but they also got beat up.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Y have you give me countries just fighting on the
ice and not just hockey, then I would watch. But
it's not over, like they're still going this week. So
hockey's doing something. And two Eagles assistant coaches yesterday interviewed
for jobs with the Saints since Kellen more no now
is there Doug Neusmeyer for their offensive coordinator position.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I believe he was the quarterbacks coach this year. And
the Eagles defensive backs coach and passing game coordinator, Christian Parker,
he's being interviewed for the defensive coordinator job. There you go.
That's news. That's sports.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Sun and Clouds today hyped the thirty one clouds tonight
oh six team tomorrow for your Wednesday cloudy and a
high thirty one twenty three outside. Right now, Lunch point
seven is THEXL South Jerseys Rock Stations VXL Morning Show.
Lunch point seven ZXL South Jersey's Rock Stations ZXL Morning Show.
I got to experience this over the weekend. This is
a dynamic between my mom and my brother, who lived

(08:18):
together in a four hundred and eighty square foot house.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
And they're adults. I mean your mom. Your mom's an
older adult, your brother's middle age.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
So I mean, yeah, it's it's and it's not exactly
where they probably want to be right now, but it
needs great, but they're working towards something. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so uh so I just had to swing over there
over the weekend. My brother's trying to fix the washing machine. Now,
they haven't had a washing machine work in like two weeks,
so you can tell the frustration my mom's going through
be going to the laundry mat. My brother's a guy
where yeah, my brother's gonna go to the laundry mat.

(08:47):
But my brother's a guy where he's like, he's the
i'll fix a guy and listen, he may fix it,
but it's gonna take a couple of times. Well, yes,
he takes a couple of weeks. It's the I'll fix
it when I get to it. Well, we got a
time here, but it was the wrong part. So he
was almost there almost like I have a back door
that the sliding door to my my deck, right Uh,
it's been missing a door handle for two years because

(09:09):
it's one of those things where it doesn't need to
be there, Like the door works just fine, it just
doesn't have the handle on it because.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Someone broke it off or on a party. Yes see,
this doesn't fill up with water, and the washing.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Machine way with water because it's still it's I can
still use it. It gets put on the back burner,
so it's not like a project that needs to get done.
So for two years we haven't had a door handle
on our back door. But you can get in and out,
so you can get in and out just fine. So, well,
my brother's fixing and now I'm sitting on the porch
where I can't I just can't wait to get out
of there because of the smell of the cats and

(09:41):
the doll pie and the cat there and everything else.
Oh so imagine you have so now you got dirty
clothes that smell like cat that you can't get clean. Well,
I'm sitting there and I'm hearing the exchange between and
this is this they I can't the anxiety, noble that
this house is just I don't even want to be
in this house because now my mom is taking shots
at my brother and they're justified shots and I can
but she's still digging in and it's that it's that

(10:03):
old nasty. She's not nasty all the time, but you
could tell she likes to take shots. And I'm like,
oh man, I got to soften this thing up. So
he's in there. Know what he's doing is very handy,
but like, does he is he? Do you think he
can fix this? Well? He got the part last week.
It was the wrong not the wrong part. We got
a new one coming in on Tuesday. So we're sitting

(10:23):
there and then uh, you know, so, uh, I'm sitting
out with my mom and I hear something kind of
fall on the ground. Oh boy, Now my mom right,
she has she's so concerned about what's going to happen.
She wants to go in there and just think the
whole thing smashed that she could like dig at my brother.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Right, So are you here?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's okay, everything's fine in here. A smash, that's a
little thing, a little fell but my mom wants to
make a big deal about it. What's he doing?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Now?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
That's kind of what it is.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
So now the dryer, now the dryer has mom somehow
turned to the woman from throw Mama from the train.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
The dryer.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
You want to you know, you want to clean it
out with the with the vacuum. So I go to
grab the vacuum and pulled the little stick out of
the top of that we're cleaning out of the vacuum.
I go to use it. My mom's like, it's broken.
I'm like, here we go. I'm like, oh, I don't
because this is weird and it's very ancestral to say it,
but they're a married couple for all intentsive purposes. Your
mom living with your brother. I know they're not, but

(11:18):
they're acting like a married couple. I got my brother
a pair of bows noise canceling headphone was probably the
best thing I could have gotten. This thing because he
can't hear kid who goes in his bedroom and just
puts his headphones on so we can't hear Mom yell
at him. I go to grab the vacuums. It's broken.
What's broke? The wand is broken?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'm like, well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Is it's like, yeah, you know you have when you
pull it out, you have to un you have to
undo this clip here. Well, Chris didn't do that. He
just pulled it out, so now I have to get
another one. I'm like, I can't get it, please, I
can't wait. I just want to lift the washer back
on the dryer. It's a stackable and I just want
to go home. But to sit and live with that, dude,
it's gotta be and it sucks too. Me bless this kid,

(11:56):
like my mom kid, he's forty eight years old, like
like dude, and that's and that's a mom thing, Like
my mom is dementias. So she didn't even know she's
doing it. But for the there's a part of that
over this, but there's a part of me I think
she does. Like she'll she'll call me, and a lot
of times she'll call me and like can't find something.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Or something like that, and I gotta walk her through it.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
But then sometimes she'll call my brother and then my
brother will call me like I did something wrong, Like
mom said she's out of milk, and I know, dude,
she's not out of milk if the milk is on
the second shelf and uh and and then and then
it's like, oh, but I go like, can guy, everyone
just get out of my life? Yes, Like I got this.

(12:38):
I got this fine. Everything is fine. But then but
my mom doesn't know any better because she's in the
midst of dementia. But like, like even my brother, sometimes
I get there's a tone of a text, and I
know that sounds crazy, but I can hear her tone.
I can certainly hear a tone where it's like, well, yeah,
Mom said the heater's not working.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
We talked about this.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
No, no, you didn't talk about anything. I talked it.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I got it fixed. We're all good.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
And I kind of sided with Mom. I'm like, I
don't know, man, you haven't had a washing work in
like two weeks. Even my wife offered to just buy
him anew. He's like, I got it. I'm like, no, no,
not everybody wants to put up with I got it.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, he's the guy, did he Okay?

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Cause there are these guys man who I know it's
not like out of necessity, but he's a guy who
I'm gonna guess had a lot of project cars and
stuff sitting in like a driveway or even a front yard.
We had a red pickup truck sit in our garage
for probably over a year, and he was so this

(13:37):
is the guy back in the day he's more concerned
with building a system with speakers in the.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Bed of the truck so it doesn't run.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
But goddamn truck worked on yes to get the thing
wouldn't move, dude, I want it sounded good when he
fired it up. I got a neighbor who is in
the Porsches, and he's got a Porsche up on blocks
and it's been up on blocks for the last over
a year, and him and buddies with during the spring
and summer, they all come over and they work on it.
This thing is never moving, dude. We used to have

(14:03):
a mailman, Moose the mailman, and he was great and
rest in peace. He would sit there and goes, that
thing's never moving.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah he could.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
He would just come over and look at it and go,
that thing is never getting off those blocks. And it is.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
It's just one of these projects that's never gonna get done.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Growing up, a buddy had his car he would work
on all the time. It was up on. It was
up on ramps so long that it bent in the middle.
My buddy, he was like, are the white trash guy
in the neighborhood. His dad had a do you remember
a Pontiac's Sunbird.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I remember the Sunbird. It was the old nineteen late
nineteen seventies. It was a hatchback. It almost looked like
a gremlin.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
It sat in their driveway, broken down so long that
the wheels rusted and literally it was just sitting on
like the chassis. Yeah, like that, the wheels rusted away.
That's it was. This was the nineties and it had
been sitting there since the seventies. Yeah, it's for a
poor old neighbors. Think it's a Cadillac and it would
just sit in a driveway forever. Dude, and like we

(14:59):
could playing his driveway because bees took it over. Yeah. Yeah,
so that's the washing machine right now. Yeah, looks by
the way, he doesn't want to go back to the
laundromat because the woman yelled at him. I know, I
can't get out of him. Fuck, he needs to get
the washer effects. Thank god he's there when my mom's
yelling at him. A laundromat. I don't know, because he
put too many things in the washing you know whatever. Yeah, look,

(15:22):
I got a pair of tickets. And this is if
you're an eighties movies fan and you love John Cusack,
this is for you. The Square Theater this weekend is
gonna be showing Better Off Dead with John Cusack. Better
Off Dead if you want it sig zero nine six
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sig zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven Better

(15:43):
Off Dead with John Cusack coming to the Square Theater
this weekend. Uh classic, I want my two dollars sig
zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven Better
Off Dead coming to the Square Theater. If you have
like a young girlfriend or a young wife, tell her it's.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
A brand new movie. Yeah, dude, hilarious. It's a great
this movie. It's brand new, just came out. It is
a fantastic film.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven
Better Off Dead with John Cusac coming to the Square
Theaters this weekend. One weekend only six zero nine six
seven seven one hundred seven. We get back Well, Rocks,
ro there's some rock news for you. This is getting Saturn.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Saturn.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
They're doing a big concert in Birmingham, right with England,
because that's where Black Sabbath came from. Right. A lot
of great rock bands came from Birmingham. So Ozzie not
doing all that well health wise apparently, you know, physically
is kind of a mess.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
But they're saying his voice is kind of still there.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
So they're gonna roll Ozzy out on stage. Like I
don't think he can walk, They're gonna roll him out
on stage. They're gonna do a mini Black Sabbath reunion.
They got a ton of other bands that are performing Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Alison,
chains lamb a God, Ailstorm, Anthrax, and now Guns N'
Roses and Tool have been added to the lineup. A
band's playing this big concert, solid group other than Hailstorm,

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but that's solid group.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Well.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Ozzy has even come out and said, I'm not planning
on doing a whole set with Black Sabbath, but I'm
doing little bits and pieces with them.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
I'm doing what I can. He said.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
He's like the hype guy, like kind of like fat
Man Scoop, like yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
They got to roll him out. He's drooling right like
Ozzie says, something.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Scissor lift and a throne. It's like those couple of
years they brought out Dick Clark after the stroke, like
when your grandpa he turns a hundred years old. He's
got a birthday. Hand on, He's in a rock and chair.
He might be dead or not, but the kids are
on his lap taking pictures of Grandpa.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
He don't know where he is.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
That's gonna be Come on, man, maybe we just let
Ozzy just enjoy the last couple of years of his life,
like I said.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Huge concert though July.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Fifth in Birmingham, England, Metallica, Slayer, PANTHERA Hailstorm, I Know
You Love, Allison Chains, Land of God, Anthrax, Mask to Don,
Guns n' Roses, Tool and Rival Sons. Don Felder one
of the guys who was in the band The Eagles.
He required medical attention during his recent performance.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
He was on a cruise ship. The gig was part
of the.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Rock Legends cruise the annual Seafaring Festival. It had Alice Cooper, Sticks,
John Wade, Foghat and Robin Trouer. He was. He delivered
such hits as one of These Nights, Peaceful, Easy Feeling. However,
during the seventh song of the set, to Kill the Sunrise,
Felder became visibly unsteady. The singer appeared to stumble as
he approached the microphone, and medical professionals quickly came to

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his aid. Apparently they're saying it was because of dehydration.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Al's Cooper.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
You don't put the mass scara on before you go swimming,
right because it's gonna run. No, you do, doesn't run
in the place. That's what's so funny is so you
see Alice Cooper on stage. Man, the guy's in his seventies.
It's still killing it, right. But then he's a big golfer.
And then you see him on a golf course over
in Phoenix, that's where he lives. And dude, he just
is like an old man with a ponytail who's just

(18:49):
golfing away.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
A yellow golf shirt on. He's yeah, he's not the
Prince of Darkness.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
He's not cutting heads off in a guillotine. On stage,
he has a golf shirt on. There's the when he
off he's Vincent Fernier. But when he's on stage, he's
Alice Cooper.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Let's see.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
So we're wishing Don Felder, well, it looks like he'll
be just fine. He's getting ready for a tour and
it's gonna include sticks and Kevin Cronin beginning in May.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
No, you don't mean that you wish he'd died.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Ah don't know much about Don Felder and I hate
the Eagles, so yeah, but I get it. Man, you're
on those cruise ship You're having a couple of drinks.
You're not drinking water. You get the hydrates.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
You gotta be care and you're old.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Brian Setzer remember him the Stray Cats, and then he
did the like you started doing, like Christmas albums and stuff.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Remember he did the Gap commercials. Is he junk driving?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Well yes, yep, so he Brian Setzer put this up
over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
He said he can't play guitar now due to an
autoimmune disease affecting his hands. He said, I just wanted
to check in with you all. He wrote on a
social media towards the end of last year Stray Cats tour,
I noticed that my hands were cramping up. I've since
discovered that I have an autoimmune disease.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
I cannot play guitar.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
There's no pain, but it feels like I'm wearing a
pair of gloves when I try and play. Same things
happening to Peter Frampton. I've seen some progress in that
I can hold a pen and tie my shoes. I
know this sounds ridiculous, but I was at the point.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Where I couldn't even do that.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Luckily, I have the best hospital in the world down
the block for me. It's called the Mayo Clinic. I
know I will beat this.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
It will just take some time. For Stray Cats last
took the stage last summer.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
So he said, I have to look at a positive
outlook in life. He said, it's pretty easy to go
down dark avenues. I keep positive and I try and
keep out the chatter of negativity that's coming from Brian
Setzer and his orchestra. Doesn't look like he's going to
be performing. I guess he could still sing, but he's
not gonna be able.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
To play guitar.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah, that's fast music too, that's that swing music. But
he gotta jump jive in whale.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah, I try playing.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
It's not sit down. It's not sit down and take
some time and read a book. It's jump jive and whale,
you know, And then you wear khaki. He's in a
gap commercial and throw a girl under your legs.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Man? Is this cramping up? Uh?

Speaker 4 (21:05):
There?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
You get lunch Boy Seven's THEXLS Outh Jersey's rock Stations
VXL Morning show. So on on Friday, it was Valentine's Day.
It also was the Eagles Parade, and my wife, she
went up to the Eagles Parade with our little guy.
Her parents went up, her brothers went up, and I
had stuff to do me and you had work, so

(21:25):
I did not join her. My Valentine's Day was spent
by myself. But there was a pickup. And I'm just
gonna say this, and I don't know how people feel
about it, but my wife spent the night Thursday night
in Philly so she can get to the parade bright
and early. So I said, okay, babe, Like I thought,
maybe I was driving her up and dropping her off
and then I was going to have to drive up

(21:47):
there like post parade and have to pick her up.
So he said, how are you getting up to the city.
She goes, Oh, one of the girls from work is
going to stay at the hotel with me, and you
just have to drive me to the Atlanta City Expressway
rest stop and we're gonna meet her there and do
like a handoff.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
That's not bad.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
That's uping near you. It's ten minutes from my house.
It's so crazy. So I go there now Thursday night
it's dark.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Right.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I pull into the rest stop you know where Roy
Rodgers used to be. It's not there anymore. That was
always the bonus about going to a rest stop. You
used to have Roy Rogers. Dude, you know that thing
is closed up. We were leaving Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
They thought it was twenty four hours anymore.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
So we show up and now I'm in a dark
parking lot and her friend shows up. It looks like
an Isis video where like we're going and we're trafficking
human beings like I'm throwing, I'm taking my wife out
of my car. I'm throwing in the back of another car,
and I'm sitting there and I'm like, man, that was
kind of ghetto, like there is a there is a

(22:48):
ghettois the dropping someone off, like at a drop off spot.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
And so here we are.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
And if you're just pulling in you need gas or
maybe you want to get you know, a pack of
smokes or something to eat, You're looking at us and going, oh,
so they're up to something.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Here.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
I'm moving one bag into another from my trunk to
another car, like is it a drug deal? And then
I was a divorced dad and my my ex wife
When we got divorced, she moved about an hour away,
so I used to have to do the drop off
on a Sunday Sunday night, we used to have to
I used to have to meet her mid halfway right,

(23:25):
And it was a state park. So now here's everyone
enjoying a nice day with their family, riding horses, riding bikes,
you know, taking nice nature walks, and here's me dropping
my kids off. Because I'm a divorced dad to my
ex wife, you know, sometimes I have to be giving
her cash or a check. It looks trashy. I have
to say the Facebook marketplace thing must help out drug

(23:47):
dealers because it's so easy to do. There was a
it was a kids are Us which was up by Depford,
and I remember that was the spot. There was rumors
going around that was the spot where like children were
being trafficked and we had to go and meet up
when like somebody bought something or whatever. Years are pulling
up to the car and we're doing the exchange. And
I mean that easily could be whenever I'm giving them.

(24:08):
If I give him a plastic tub of something like
that could easily be like a kid inside there. It's
got to be confusion for cops because I don't know
is this a drug deal or is there like some
type of trafficking.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Sir.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I'm just getting a heavy bag that I paid one
hundred dollars for before. If you saw that, it's like, okay,
something's going two cars or meeting up. Now. I meet
up with my bookie on Wednesdays. You kind of know
what we're doing. It's the same bar we go to,
but there is an exchange of money there. Like we
pull up where his windows near mine. There's put their
money there and I need it to them. There's a
trashiness too, when two cars in a parking lot, they

(24:38):
go driver's side window to driver's side windows. So we
just roll it down and talk. And he's in a
big like moving truck. Yeah, and here I am in
my truck and I just hand them the money. I
put it in my pot, you my hand. I would
do it a thing man like. So they and then
then Friday night here here it is Valentine's Day, eight
thirty at night. She texts me, Hey, we just got
over the bridge. I'll see in about twenty minutes at
the rest stop. And here I am Valentine's Day night

(25:00):
at the rest stop where there used to be Roy Rodgers,
you know, just waiting for it, just sitting there by myself,
listening the Patsy Cline has as the car rolls up
right next to me. My trunk pops, her trunk pops,
and we exchange goods, which are human beings. See years ago, five,
six years ago, that's a drug deal. The cops. Something
shady that's gonna happen there. Yeah, and the CoP's gonna pity,

(25:21):
he's gonna pull you over, like there's an eighty percent
chance of something shady's going on. Not anymore, man, now
it's like, I don't know, my wife just bought kitchen
toos from some lady online and they're doing the exchange. Dude,
if you ever saw the movie, and now it's become
a meme, it's the Batman movie.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Dark Knight Rises.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
At the very end, Batman kind of hangs it up
and uh uh, he fakes his death, and Alfred, his butler,
kind of inherits everything. And now Alfred is in Paris
and he's having coffee and he looks over and who's
there but Bruce Wayne and Catwoman and and it's Selena Kyle,

(25:57):
and they don't and they don't. They don't acknowledge each
other other than like a hey, and that's it. There's eyes,
there's a shake of the head and they look at
each other, and that's it.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
That's the only acknowledgment, right. They each go their own way.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
When I used to have to drop my kids off
the divorce pick up at a state park, one time,
there was a guy doing the same thing at the
same time. We both got out of the car. Here
comes his bitchy X wife, Here comes my bitchy X wife,
and dude, I just look at the guy right in
that depression of being a divorced dad. I look at
the guy, he looks at me. We do that same nod.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Here we are.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
That's it, that same nod. We look at it. We
both acknowledge that our lives are in turmoil, and we go.
We packed the kids up, and we head on our
way out out of that state park. Two beaten, beaten,
beaten down, and met either. The most depressing was having
to drop the kids back off, because now I got
to go back home to an empty house from a

(26:52):
state park where everyone's there having picnics and enjoying life. Well,
that's what the judge told me to do. That's what
the judge told me to do. Look, we get back,
we'll knock out some headlines. One hundred point sevens THEXL
so Outh Jersey's rock stations. THEXL on the show, I
Have No Shame, Don't Care worked out exactly the way

(27:15):
I thought. I actually worked out better over the weekend.
But I realized too, I am for a kid's party.
As far as a gift for one kid, I'm about
twenty five dollars and I'm a twenty five dollars Amazon guy,
I was. I'm not a five below guy. I'm not
a choshky guy. I'm not a ten dollars little cards
of the Way to Go he said, or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
I'm a twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Give them something so they can go pick out what
they want, guy, And don't buy a gift because you're
really pigeonhole on yourself. Oh don't go give certificate or
straight cash. Now.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I was finding and shop right on Amazons.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
So I was going to go to your kids party,
which is weird because I wasn't going to bring any kids.
But my little guy was hanging at my in laws,
so we didn't go. Now, I was also going to
bring because it was a movie and you kind of
had a whole theater to yourself for anybody who want.
So I was gonna bring my son, who's a comic
book doork, who's gonna be twenty two. Now he was

(28:09):
gonna probably throw, I would say, because I'd end up
probably giving him the twenty bucks to do it, a
twenty dollars gift card. Fine, twenty dollars, but then on
top of it, I would be giving your kid probably
a twenty five to thirty dollars gift card from my
little guy.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
There you go. So we're we're rolling strong with about
fifty bucks. That's perfect.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
So so over the weekend, yeah, you could got zero
from me because I didn't show up. I told my kids,
I said, here's the deal. I know the guy over
to Tilton Square Theaters, right, good friend of mine said,
And I've done this before, I said, Brent, and the
crew at the Square Theater. It's it's a great idea
for a birthday party, it really is.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
And they have the birthday room and everything like that.
They they cater to.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Doing these birthday parties, and we were down in the
one in Rio Grande right Cape Square, and it was
fantastic bowling arcades, a GOP simulator and the movies.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
So I tell my kids, I said, let's and I'm
gonna get the theater for a nice price. And I did.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
I paid the price whatever took care of the staff
and all that, So I did. I said, but this way,
we can fit one hundred and fifty people in this theater,
So take care of this. Don't just invite you to
a kid that's all. Yeah, I handle it. Yeah, we
paid them and they're all taking care of Okay, So
you didn't handle the staff. I handled the price of
the theater. Yeah, you didn't slip a twenty to each.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
No, I don't know. These people are I paid a
they're a.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Little extra nice with the butter, so maybe they're a
little extra nice with the free refills. So I tell
my kids, I said, I'm gonna get the entire theater.
Here's what's going to happen. We play our cards, right,
you invite as many friends you want. It's not like
a ten dollar limit where we're playing paintball. You can
only do aunt and we'll get as many people in
this building as we can. I said, wait till you

(29:44):
see what the gifts are, because everyone's going to bring
you a gift now. So man, these people went a
little heavier. My wife. My wife's writing it down. So
when we go to there, who know exactly what to
give them? So if they gave us twenty five, we
give them twenty five. I'm like, okay, now, so I'm
kind of crappy, got to do it. You also have
to think of this, and we talked about this last week.
If you're a family, right and you got four kids,

(30:06):
and now it's you're a dad and you're bringing all
four kids, you gotta come heavier with the gift, and
they did. Because here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Now you got I got it.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
I'm I'm I'm paying for each of your kid. So
now that each kid is probably I I think each kid.
So say you're a dad. You know wife ain't coming
just dad. So you got dad and four kids each head.
So that's five heads to fifteen went to you want
to fifteen bucks ahead? Yeah, right, so that's about so
let's go average it out twelve fifty ahead. So your

(30:36):
kids probably if that family comes in, that your kid's
probably looking at a fifty or sixty bucks. My wife
had a backpack. It looked like the good Fellow's wedding. Yeah,
they had backpack full of cards, which was nice, and
they came in like the ones that came from my
one son ended up bringing something for the other son friends.
Another thing too. You're having a joint birthday party, do
you just do one gift or do you gotta split
it up into two? To be honest, I even some

(30:57):
of the people that ask, like what they want, I said, listen.
I was like, they'd like the V bucks. It's like,
don't go. Don't go heavier than honestly, ten ten dollars
per kid. It's not a big deal. I know you
think that we're paying for it. It was one price.
It was very affordable. It was done with but somebody
we once again, I gave zero. We had friends that
went and they did fifty dollars per kid. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
So now when I go to their kids party, I
gotta put out fifty dollars. To me, that was a lot.

(31:19):
They want one hundred dollars for both kids. Again, it
was a it was a couple. It was one even
I hope we're not at that point. I'm still a
twenty five dollar guy, but I can't be when I
go to their party.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
We wrote it down, we know exactly what.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
He gave us.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
I told my wife, I said, you know what, we
haven't done a party in the summer in a while.
We're so we're talking about it over the weekend at
our house. Right, So I was like, let's kind of
combine a birthday party. We got a lot of birthdays
in the summer, My birthdays in April, and so like,
we'll combine it and we'll have like five or six
people's birthday party, right, and we'll make a goof out
of it. But I want to make it clear too.

(31:52):
It's one of these things I'm gonna put in the
invitation or whatever the social media page you make for it.
No gifts, Yeah, because now when I'm combining four or
five six people, I don't want someone to think that
they have to bring a gift for either everyone or no.
And I'm thinking about making this move because this makes
me look good. Hey, instead of a gift, if you
just want to give to this charity, Oh god, stop,

(32:13):
look at that now I look like a saint. Little
Timmy's new eyes, like like the Shriner Hospital, Like I
see the commercial for right and I'm like, yeah, like
or what like an outrageous charity like you know, like
it's a charity for kids who don't read good?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Right, but dexter Man.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
So so I'm like, yeah, maybe I do that and
that makes me look good. But I wanted to make
it clear. Like I told my wife, I said, I
want to do a party, but I want to make
it clear, no gifts. My birthday is in January. I
thought a house party in the Airpril because the weather's
a little bit better. Yeah, and again school hip hop
house party.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
It's in my base. I think I brought you like
two forties.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, and that's at purpose. So people say, well, what
do you bring? Here's what I want and it does
it works out. We pay five hundred dollars for the
DJ we have it. That's actually free. We get that
on a discount because we helped this guy out. Yeah,
a lot of money out because if not that guy's working.
Everybody wants to show up to a party. They want
to bring something. I said, bring up you know what,
either a vodka gin. She will probably cost you twenty dollars.

(33:13):
You're gonna be the entire year. My entire bar is stacked,
so I probably end up with about five or six
hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Got a lot of bottles of twelve dollars wine.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
I get it all back. Sure, I got a fireball
set that came with two glasses and a bottle. Yeah, yeah,
there's a good glass. I do have some forty ounces
of ode. I don't even break it.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
I think that was me.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I know, maybe I brought you King Kobra, something like
that Silver thunder.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, so, uh so, yes.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
So the little guy he had a little bit less
uh less friends coming to his class, but I said
invite everybody. He ended up in at about three hundred
dollars worth of gifts good the older one five hundred
on their own.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Well buy nonsense. I know.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
We went out yesterday, spent a little bit yesterday, and
we put some of them. Matter of fact, I had
him each go and give me fifty dollars cast back
to pay for the movie.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Theater got to the top. Yes, man, you're owed some money.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
You're the right. I should have taken all in a cash.
It's you're big right. Look we get we get back,
We'll knock out some trash. Oh lie, love trash, anything

(34:22):
thirty on anything, racket rock or roughing. Yes, love trash.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
There's some trash for you.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
It doesn't end this Jason Baldanni, Boldoni uh and Blake
Lively lawsuit. It even made its way to the SNL
fiftieth anniversary special, where Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively showed up,
and Ryan Reynolds even joked about it. Even though they're
all being suited for hundreds of millions of dollars. Jason
Baldoni is seeking the block Blake Lively from accessing his
text messages, with his lawyer acquiring or arguing the sub

(34:59):
poena is very broad. Baldoni's lawyer criticized the request as
invasive and unnecessary for civil litigation. They were both on SNL,
both of them well live there well no Blake Lively
and Ryan Reynolds were. Jason Baldoni was, Oh, gotcha okay,
and so they made it kind of a joke about
what's going on. If Bryan Reynolds was asking a question
from the crowd and whoever was on stage, I forget

(35:22):
it was said, oh, Hey, Ryan, what's up?

Speaker 3 (35:24):
And he goes nothing, have you heard anything? Oh? Gotcha?

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Right?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Like ha ha ha ah, my wife's being suoner for
four hundred million dollars. Ha Lie was a liar. Congrats
to Elon Musky had his thirteenth kid with a Fox
I guess a Fox News host of course, Ashley Saint
Clair came out and said that she secretly had Elon
Musk's thirteenth child. She kept in private for the child's safety,

(35:49):
but decided to speak out before the tabloids could get it.
So congrats to Elon on his thirteenth kid.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
I guess just no going in. Dad's not going to.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Be around right, No, he seems to be good dad
to all thirteen. Sure, now you know what happened to
Misleads and her thirteenth kid, right, thought about that too. Now, now, Misleads,
she tossed out her thirteenth and he became the Jersey devil.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
She said, let this one be a devil.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
So imagine if Elon his thirteenth kid. Now, now the
kid's a genius and he's the thirteenth kid, this kid's
gonna be a super villain. So safe, So kid is
gonna be yeah, he could be Saint okay or she.
I don't know. Selena Gomez and her fiance Benny Blanco
had bought a thirty five million dollar mansion. I'm gonna
say she used her credit because I don't know who

(36:36):
Benny Blanco is, and I'm gonna guess that Selena may
have more money than Benny does. I'm sure when he
sat down for signing the papers, he was like behind
her with his hands on her hips and just watching her,
like sign the paperwork. Yo, yo, baby, baby, baby, Okay, no, no, no,
here's a breakdop no no, no, you put the down
payment and you pay the mortgage.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
I'll pick up the water bill every month. I got
that water bill. You know what, baby, I'll pick up
the groceries once a month. I'll get the bill.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
The rest get you, no out of your account.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Seven bedrooms, twelve bathrooms, a library, a fitness center, a pool,
and a greenhouse.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
He's nowhere near that paperwork. Who is he?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Now?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Who's Benny Blanca?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
He's not even a co signer. I wrote, my wife
and I we got a townhouse. My credit was so
bad I couldn't even sign for the townhouse. That's how
bad my credit was. You're Betty Blanco. I'm Betty Blanco. Uh.
Let's see Maya Hawk now. She is the daughter of
Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawk, as she was in the
last couple of seasons of Stranger Things. She's revealing now

(37:35):
that producers are actually casting actors on the amount of
Instagram followers they have. And I guess it makes sense
because it's promotion. They promote her doing a movie. It's
getting out to millions of not one, hundreds of millions
of people. Teddy Mellencamp, that's John Mellencamp's daughter. She said.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Her brain surgery, she announced last week she had some
brain tumors, went well. But she's still moving forward with
her divorce. She's one of the reality stars.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
She's on one of these housewives shows, and she's getting
a divorce while having brain tumors. But she said the
divorce to her ex husband is by her side, but
they're still getting divorced. David Harbor, he is talking about
Stranger Things. He's the sheriff in Stranger Things, right. He
played He's a bunch of movies. He's in a bunch

(38:21):
of Marvel movies.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Right.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
He was in that Black Widow movie, he is, right,
he's well, no, he's the sheriff. No, No, it was
her dad thoughing Black Widow was he the dad? He
was kind of a superhero's like an old Russian superhero, right, like.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
A red and white kind of out that would wing.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
He's in the new movie that's coming out that is
probably not gonna make any money that's coming out this summer.
But they're like a like a suicide squad type of
I don't know what they're they're called, but they're called something,
and there are a bunch of like ragtag team with
superheroes that.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Are gonna go out and play crime.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
He usually plays like the trashy guy. He's playing the
trashy Russian guy. Yeah, same as Black Widow.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
He has a new girlfriend. So congrats to David Harper.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Mister Beast. I know you love mister Beast.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
He held a one hundred thousand dollars challenge during NBA's
All Star Weekend. I guess he did another challenge where
somebody won ten million bucks, right, yeah, so it was
ten million bucks. Some contests that mister Beast does. He
does these contests, guy wins ten million bucks because the taxes,
the guys only get five mil, which is still five million.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yeah, that's still pretty nice. Uh and do you know
who the Wrizzler is? The Whizzler?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
The Rizzler is a kid and he's a fat So
this so what's happening now on social media? Fat kids
are being very popular, like fat kids between the ages
of like eight and eleven. Yeah, right, it's good for
their you have you have the Costco guys, you have
the Wrizzler, right, they they're making all this money because
they're just making fun of them being fat. Well, Shaquill
O'Neil gave the Rizzler, who's a TikTok star free sneakers

(39:54):
for life because he's just a fat kid. But he
tries to come off as sexy.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, but he's.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Just a he's a big tubby kid. Yeah, those days
are over, fella. That was the last administration.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Uh no, no.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
No, so these guys, so it's not like it's not
like how Lizzo thinks she's hot and sexy online. These
guys are like they know the goof God, like the
Costco guys, like we give the boom, they know their
goof Part of the joke they're they're in on the joke. Uh,
and the wrizzler is definitely in on the joke. But hey,
free shoes for life from Shack. But the problem is

(40:28):
you're not getting Jordan's. You're getting like shocks, right, which
were never as cool as Jordan's. There you go, uh,
some trash for it. My name is Kyle Tequila, host
of the Shocking New True Crime podcast.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Hey, good morning z XL.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Hey, hey buddy, we heard We've heard the uh we
heard the advertisement for the John c movie.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, Better Off dead Man, great eighties classic, which, by
the way, it really like. This was why the eighties
were great. It's a comedy based on John Cusack wanting
to kill himself. But that's why it's called Better Off Deck.
But it was fun, but it was the idea and
he got andy. He won a girl over by skiing,
but he wanted to kill himself. At the beginning of

(41:14):
the movie, I've never seen it. Oh dude, you don't,
did you? You've never heard I want my two dollars.
It's that he's being chased by a paper boy the
entire movie because he owes the paper boy two dollars
for some reason, I've seen that, and the kid like
even at the end, they do a big ski scheme
where he has to beat like that that you know,
like camp or whoever is really good at skiing. He's

(41:35):
got to beat him to win the girl.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
I should probably check it out since we're talking about
it all.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, So the paper boys on his BMX bike with
skis skiing after him on the mountain, and I believe
at the end of the movie the paper boy dies.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
But it's still a fun movie. It's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Now. Now you have to go and the fat kid
who may have molested kids from head of the class,
who will go over Nickeldian and did all those kids
shows and apparently did some bad things to some of
the girls who worked on those shows. He is in
the movie and he's very funny, but I can't it's
hard to laugh at him now because of all the
things that have happened, like now, right, right, right, But

(42:13):
it's still great funny. Yeah, John Cusac better off dead.
It's coming to the Square theaters this weekend. And what's
your name? My name is PJ.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
TJ with a T. Yeah, all right, TJ with the T.
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
TJ?

Speaker 4 (42:29):
I'm in the cannabis industry. I listened with my dad
every morning on the way up to Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
When you called up, I.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Could tell he'll say all high right now, because you
know why he's laid back. It's just so I got questions.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Question, So what in the camp?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
So you headed the Philly Now do you mean like
you guys run a dispensary or you like farming?

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Yeah, my dad, I'll come down on weekend for like
hang out with my parents. They live in uh, Kate
May area, okay or Kate Match, so I'll help them out.
But really I'm like, uh, kind of like a online
right now.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Got you man, dude, look there's money. There's money to
be made.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
To me, this is like the.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Movie Blow where you got this huge mansion and your
mom dad, you know, you swing over. You got all
these cars and stuff. Your dad's like, listen, I know
what you're doing. But I know what you're doing. So
but do you know what, man, Back in the day,
it was weird when like, like in high school, I'm
going back twenty five years ago, it would be weird
like a dad would come out and maybe smoke weed
with us in the backyard and that was like a no, no, now, dude,

(43:31):
that's all I see your parents smoking weed. I'm watching
the parents give the weed to the kids. It's not
weird at all, dude. I've smoked pot with two of
my kids. Yeah, there you go. I've smoked pot with
my oldest who's going to be twenty five, and my
son is going to be twenty two.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
It is a little weird, I'll tell you what though.
It is a little It is a little weird. But
it's like the same thing as like sharing, like drinking
beers together.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Right, who rolls the blunt? You?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
I'm trying to think. I want to say, my father
in law. So it's generation. I've been there. We got
everybody got generation bot smoke. Look, man, you stay on hold.
Good luck with the weed farms and weed online stuff.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
You're doing all right, thank you, Stay on hold, Teja.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I could tell when I picked up the phone it
was a little high. Man. Everyone's everyone's high anymore. You
go like just a parking lot of a supermarket, anywhere,
parking lot of a school. Everybody there's just the smell
of weed. Okay, it's gotten so out of control. I
was on the Expressway. The other day, a car drove
by me on the Expressway in winter.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
It drove by me.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
I could smell the weed of the car driving body
like spy Hunter. It must have come been coming out
of the exhaust of this car. That's how much weed
was in this car. It's everywhere I could. I could
be at a stoplight too and smell it like it's
too much. I just not a lot of vaping guys.
That's the vaping dude, mellow smells like. And I can't

(45:02):
even blame kids, dude. I'm with my my buddies who
are my age. We're in our mid forties. We're at
a bar, and all of a sudden they'll just break
out a vape pen and I go, did you just
hit a vape pen? Oh? Yeah, they didn't see me.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
You're forty five years old.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Is it legal? Is it not legal? Can the cop
bring me down for it? I've seen people get flagg
where it's like, take that vait stuff out and out
of the bar, And I can only imagine if you're
vaping and you're high and you're driving, the cop pulls
you out of the car and take that car away, right,
You're not Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Ding drive.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
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(46:17):
Put the word in black right now. I doubled down
on this because I had to, because sometimes I just
don't know and I go up. I was in. I
forget what store I was at, but I was at
a counter. I was at a register. It might have
been like a convenience store that rhymes with raw ron.
So I go up to the counter and I'm kind

(46:39):
of like not paying attention looking down at my stuff.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Right, Yes, I'm glad you got that.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
So I'm at the counter and I can see a
silhouette of a person.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Now it looks to me like a guy. It's a guy.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
So they ring me up and uh, I go, thanks man,
And I look up, dude, don't know if it's a
girl a guy right, kind of got long hair but
might have a beard.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yeah. Oh, And I'm.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Like, okay, I believe the ears were pierced and I'm
like okay. So now I'm like, okay, I have now
made the mistake of saying man. Now I can do
a couple of things. I can auto correct and say, oh,
I'm sorry, Like because do I go and say and
think it's a girl and I made a mistake, But
then what if I didn't and it is a guy?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yeah, you hope it just fell on deaf ears like
they might not have.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Heard it, Like saying to a pregnant woman, you know
how many weeks you are and she's not pregnant.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Yeah, it's the big girl has some carbs.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
And so I'm so now I'm in a lockdown. I'm
staring at at this person, not knowing if it's a
male or female. Though I just said man to it.
Now Also man can be to me. I say man
to everyone, just like I say dude. It doesn't mean
you're a boy or a girl. You're just there. You're
that person, You're you're this figment in front of me
didn't have breast because you see breast. I don't think

(47:59):
so I could do that the orange vest. I don't
think so. So now I'm doubling down. I go, okay,
i've I've now gone with guy, and so again, as
I'm grabbing all my stuffed off the counter, hey man,
have a great day.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
He did it.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
I doubled down because I'm like, okay, i've i've, I've
decided what in the fork in the road, I'm going
right instead of left, And you went man m an twice.
I did it first and looked up and said uh oh.
But then I doubled down on it again. I said,
I put myself in this situation and I'm gonna go
with it. I'm gonna call you man. And I did
not get called out. Uh you know, the person did

(48:37):
not stomp their feet and yell and scream at me.
I did not make it onto a world star hip
hop dot com. So I think I gambled and I
was right where the person was super cool. I'm not
sure I did this over the weekend at my kid's
birthday party at the movie theater. It was it was
I guess it was friends with my eight year old
and yeah, they they it's good.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
They want to call be called they.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
I swore it was a long and she had long hair.
I thought it was a girl, but it was a boy. Dude,
but I had real, real long, curly hair, And I'm like, well,
you can't. That's not on me.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Growing up, if you have long hair like that, you're
most likely a girl. So I went with girl, but
I think it was a boy. My wife's like that
that was a boy. I'm like, that's not all. You
can't give us time to catch up to all these
things that are happening in the world right now.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
I did. I dodged a bullet.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
When I first started dating my wife, one of her
best friends, I'm meeting her husband for the first time,
her family for the first time, and dude, it's not
even the first time. We're like on the third time
hanging out and they leave and they have little kids, right,
And I said, I said, oh, you know, their daughters
are you know, so good, They're so well behaved or
something like that. I was complimenting them, and my wife goes, now,

(49:49):
like I said, this is their third or fourth time
hanging out with this couple. My wife goes, that's a boy.
And I go, there's no way they had long hair.
And it wasn't like it wasn't a manly boy. The
mom just grew out the hair and the kid had
soft features, so it looked like a little girl. And
I said, you gotta be kidneing me, babe. I've gone

(50:10):
a year now, we've known these people, and I thought
that was a little girl. Yeah, And this was long hair,
like real long, yeah hair that was just like a
long hair for boy. And I said, I said, what's
she doing with the hair? And she goes, oh, she
she thinks it looks good. I go, no, I think
it's a girl. Like, there's no way this kid goes
to school and the and the kids are gonna think
it's The kids are gonna think it's a girl.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Especially when you're that young. There's no defining features.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Other than yeah, the hair, and if the face hasn't
really developed yet, I don't see a mustache. So I'm like, yeah,
I went with two yeah, and I'm hurt and I'm
lucky boy. Because I was talking to the husband, I
easily could have said, man, your daughters are you know?

Speaker 3 (50:45):
They're well ave toan e wood. Look at me.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I'm sure I want to punch me in the face.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
That's on you.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah, that's on your wife. Like that's like you're white.
Like cut the hair.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Give the girl cut. You know, though you're kids, you
obviously know as a boy and a girl.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
You've seen it. I get it.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
But you can't fall me for that.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Take a look at it.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
It's just like you know your your son looks like
a girl, so maybe you know. I doubled down, man,
I you know, and no ill will. I just said
it man. And I looked up and I was like, ah,
this is a fifty to fifty shot. And I doubled
down and said man again. And I think it worked out.
I think it worked out. Look we get back, man,
We'll do a thing called dowt.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
You think you have a mat, you think you've.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Got it bad.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
I don't think we have a bad. A statement from
the government of Turks and Kekos has revealed a definite
reason why a fifty five year old woman lost both
her hands. It was in a shark attack. Investigators say
the woman was trying to take a selfie with a
six foot shark and tried engaging with it to get
the perfect shot. It ate her hands.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I don't feel bad for you did it to yourself.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
It sucks man, bad situation.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
But still now the government of Turks and Kekos said, yeah,
don't try and take pictures with sharks.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Stop it.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Don't do that, dummies, right, don't even try swimming with
a shark.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
That's stupid.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Now this woman doesn't have hands, dude. I watch videos
of a fisherman who like end up catching a shark
by accident, and watch these guys, dude, and you're talking
huge hooks, but try and get the hook out of this,
like tiger shark's mouth. I'm like, dude, that if that
shark just like you know, moves a little bit, Dude,
those teeth are like razor shark.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Your hand's gone.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
I've seen sharks like they, you know, they wash up
on the beach and the people trying to pull them
back in the water they're grabbing a town. I'm like,
shark doesn't care, get out of it. I did see this,
and I hope this is true. It's it'd be like
a video of a polar bear. Now he's being chased
by like a shark. Well he just, dude, I think
it's AI guys, and I think the guys who are like, hey,

(52:43):
look now the polar bear is friendly. He's like, hey,
you guys saved me from the shark. I like to
think that that's true. Dude, I'm watching I'm watching a
video and it's a guy like brushing the hair of
a polar bear. I'm like, there's no this is all
AI generated. There's no way this is real because I
hear polar bears are like more dangerous and like a
grizzly bear. Well, then it's gonna get me killed because
if I'm not fisherman in the fishing boat, I'm like, no, no,

(53:05):
the polar bears being chase he's going to know exactly
that we save them.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Friend.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
There has been dumb people, now someone drugs like acid
and stuff, who have been out in the woods doing ascid.
They see a bear and they want to hug it
like a teddy bear because they look awesome. David Wilson
is a television criminologist and says his extensive knowledge of
serial killers has continued to take him in different avenues,
one being a ladies man. For three decades, the Scottish

(53:31):
professor has worked with some of the most notorious offenders
in Britain when it comes to serial killing. It's earned
him a healthy following of women who are obsessed with
murderers and violent crime.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
While on a poll tour, he had one woman come
up to him and told him that he is her
murder daddy, and it's not uncommon for women to randomly
slit their phone numbers to him while he's out on tour. Yeah,
women love a good looking murder.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Women love them well, they're nuts and we've seen it
before with these feel looking The guy who just killed
the CEO.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Was a okay looking guy, and woll get that good eyebrows?
Good eyebrows.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
In Washington State, a representative has sponsored a bill called
seventeen thirty nine, which would establish rules on how self
checkouts could be used in grocery stores. According to the bill,
customers would only be able to bring a maximum of
fifteen items to self checkout. It is frustrating when you
see somebody bring up two baskets, like literally two shopping
carts and they're trying to self checkout. Stores were to

(54:26):
require to have employees monitoring the two self checkout stands.
What doesn't seem to be on the bill, however, is
the requirement for stores to staff enough people to be
manning these checkout lines. The other day, a grumpy old
guy in one of those carts, you know, those rascals
that they drive around. He's sitting in the rascal and
he's got like three or four items. We're both in

(54:47):
self checkout line. The girl before him has a full
shopping cart, and dude, he called her out.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
He goes, you know, it's only supposed to be fifteen
or last. I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
I'm at that age too where I would do it.
And now he's trying to get the woman who works
there involved, who doesn't want to be involved. She's just like, what,
I'm letting this woman go? Who cares like it was
eight thirty in the morning. She's like, just let the
woman just self check out. Guys, like, you know, there's rules,
there's rules here. Fifteen or less. I see the zombies
man Sunday morning. I'm at the shop right while it opened,

(55:17):
like six fifty before it opens at seven o'clock, and
I'm like, so, these are the people that just wander around
like zombies and me the supermarket because I hit my
I hit my supermarket up, usually between seven and seven
thirty on a Saturday or Sunday. Yeah, and I'm I'm dude,
I've been there waiting in line with old people as
they unlocked the doors.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Yeah, that was me. That's me.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
I'm there trying to I used to be cool do
that at a liquor store.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Now I'm doing it at a Walmart. There you go.
Those people they have a bet you not so much.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Hey mom, I've been meeting one hundred point seven ZXL
so out Jersey's rock station ZXL. I want to show
I'm not being racist here, but I gonna say when
you say that it's good, it's gonna come off as
you being raised.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Sometimes white people just aren't fun.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Sometimes honkeys, yeah, who crackers, It's just not fun, dude. Honestly,
if you ask me right now, Hey, Scottie, this coming Sunday,
you have to go to church.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
You can go to.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
A stuffy Episcopalian church, you can go to a real
stuffy Catholic service, or you can go down the street
man and there is a black gospel church and they
do a breakfast afterwards. Dude, I'd be there all day long.
They're dancing, they're singing. The food is unbelievable, one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Like the Blues Brothers. Where you're doing.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Dude, I'm doing handstands. I'm doing cartwheels in the aisle,
and I look good. I got a big hat on.
So the Eagles win the Super Bowl, you have to
prey it on Friday. Now, this is I'm starting to
see these shirts pop up, but I think it's dumb.
They have two white guys are playing the secondary. This
is a very odd thing they have this This love

(56:56):
cornerback and blanket ship is a safety. Yeah, two white
guys in a second. Yeah, it usually doesn't happen. Matter
of fact, I'm gonna say I think this is the first.
This kid might be the first cornerback, white cornerback that's
ever that started in the NFL in like thirty years.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
It just doesn't happen. Big deal, and they're good.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
So they have this thing, these T shirts to pop
up with these two white guys on it. Yeah, you
can't come up with anything better than exciting whites.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Yeah, well, you know why, that's your slogan, excite.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Then you got to blame blacks for that, because that
was the black guys in the locker room started calling
them that, and so the black guys in the locker
room started calling them that. And then on top of it,
they've started a podcast, the Two White Guys, and that's
the name of the podcast.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
It's just They even.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Had a man at the parade. They had him come
up together to do a speech. It's just not cool.
And they were introduced, I believe by the owner. I
think it was by the jeff Lory the Exciting Whites.
Years ago, the Giants had three running backs, three black
running backs.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
They called themselves earth Wind and Fire.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
That's right, good, yes, all the great nicknames we used
to have back in the day. Guys who were the
three running backs? They called earth Wind and Fine a
Mod Bradshaw, Brandon Jacobs and then uh, those were Super
Super Bowl years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was like shifting
and everything else. I forget who what did the quarterback

(58:18):
who was a corn hole professional, what did he call himself?

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Danny Dimes?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Nay, he was still a great. It was still a great.
It was still a great. Nick name, and then you
had the quarterback Tony cold Cuts or whatever. Okay, yeah, yeah,
let's go all New York giants. Yes, there were some
great nicknames back.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
It was Tony Pizza Bykes. What was his name?

Speaker 1 (58:37):
He was the backup quarterback Tony the Cutlets Tommy cut
Tommy Cutlets another great because he's Italian. Right, I can't
play football with the you know whatever, but still exciting name.
Tell you white secondary guys on the Eagles an exciting
white it's because, dude, it's would black guys make fun
of white guys?

Speaker 3 (58:57):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
But if you took white guys and you were like, hey, guys,
you're so good in the backfield, and both of you
guys are black, we're gonna call you exciting blacks, dude,
the world would end?

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Just because that's not what these white guys are supposed
to do. Well, here's the problem the world we live in.
Everyone's so sensitive. Go in the locker room. The white
guys bust the balls the black guys, and the black
guys bust the balls of the white guys, and no
one cares.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Nobody cares. We seem to care more than anybody else.
They're sitting there.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Those black guys are like, look at them white boys
exciting whites. Who was white lightning? I think there was
a white lightning for some reason. I don't know it
was the NBA or what, but there was a white lightning.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
There was a lot. It's gotta be a better white
I don't know name, I don't.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
I'll bring up Danny Dimes, you know, your quarterback for
the Giants. Remember that run where he was clear sail
into the end zone and he just fell the.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Turf monster guy. No, no, there's nobody around him. He
just fell.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
You don't think the black guys in that locker room
busted his balls after that? Just look at that white
boy running. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, don't try and
do what we do because you can't. Hey, everybody thanks
your calling and they always welcome London Show Glare, we're
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The sun comes shining through when you're crying. Let's you
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Then.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
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Keep on smiling.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
I'm smiling, rocking out.

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R She's like, got you warming up ship and I'm like,
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Keep me laughing.

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Man, you guys are great.

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Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
It can dumb Scotty?

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Oh god?

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Is it my radio?

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Or it's are you only broadcasting in MANA?

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This is the radios in DJ. Like, if you're on it,
I would listened to this.

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