WEDNESDAY 2-19-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake up, Wake up.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
In a world of jol mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Good morning, Good morning to you, Good morning for the world,
morning everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
What.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I don't want to say.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
My feelings were hurt, but they were a little hurt man,
not from me, not from you.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
No.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
So Monday night, right, Monday felt like Sunday because we
had all for President's there.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
So Monday night I had to go.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I had to go meet somebody around dinner time. Right,
So I didn't meet a buddy of mine, and I
was gonna be about ninety minutes, nothing crazy. So I
got I leave my my wife and my little guy.
They're sitting there for some reason. They my little guy
wanted to watch all the new Jurassic Park movies, so
him my wife watched all the new Jurassic Park.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Movies without Dad, without which is fine.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I don't need Jurassic Park in my life. I was
never a Jurassic Park fan. I was never a fan
back in the nineties, and I wasn't a huge fan
of the reboots with Christopher Pratt and Ron Howard's daughter.
I really don't care about the one coming out this
summer either. It's just a big dinosaurs dinosaur, that's all right.
And I don't believe in dinosaurs. You don't, No, Yeah,
it's one of those weird things. I'm gonna die on.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's the hill. I'm gonna die on it. Dinosaurs aren't real,
but in the movie. Now, I know it's a little
far fetched, but you're like, hmm, could blood be taken
out of a dinosaur by a mosquito? It's just it's
just stuck in this mole, this this honey or whatever
it is, and then you get it out and may
it a dinosaur? Who could that happen? Sure? Man, I
think I think so right? If dinosaurs were real? Sure?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
So so I leave I come home now. I said
to my wife, I said, hey, you know there's some uh,
there's some dinner left over from last night, So I'll
just have that for dinner.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
I leave it like that because I don't know what
they're doing. I don't know if they're a Jurassic park.
Party's gonna last all night, or we'll having popcorn for dinner.
I come home, dude, they got takeout and got nothing
from me. You know this happens a lot in your house.
That's extremely rude. Oh thank you, that is extremely rude, dude.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
And I'm not taking like, I'm not talking like wawah
like they got a place from an Italian place that
I like.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, and they know what you would like, some chicken
palms stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Dude, even if they drop the thing of mozzarella sticks
on me, just be like, hey, we don't sure what
you wanted.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
We know you like mozzarella sticks. Here you go. No,
not even the thought, dude. Yeah, I could imagine doing
I would not my wife. If my wife was out,
I would text her and say, hey, I'm ordering food.
What can I get you?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Per se, even my uh, even my little guy. I
think they both felt the tension when I got home
because I even said I go, oh, I didn't want anything,
and they both got caught dude, hands you know, hands
in the cookie jar. Yep, they both were caught. And
my wife tried to backtrack. She goes, oh, I ordered
this because it was enough for two No you didn't.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh, they got one meal and they split and she
got her meal because it could be split.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
In twould have some of hers, but the chicken palmers
already gone.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah ah wow.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
So yeah, dude. I was like, I'll be honest, little hurt. Yeah,
because I would never let that fly in my house.
I want you, dude. I make stuff once again, Sometimes
it doesn't get eaten, but I make sure that it's
always there for everybody.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Even if my wife is making dinner, I may not
like what she's making, at least I want to be
I want to be considered that that I should have
been sitting at the table, dude, a little bit. Be honest.
It's like, oh, okay, I see where I am in
this house. It's a shame because they missed out on
a moment to make you happy. You get home, you
see Montrellsi She's like, I'm like, thank you, family, I
love now.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
I just moped upstairs, suck, just watched the depressing documentaries
on YouTube and went to bed and hungry and hungry.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
You're right, and hungry.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Why'd even go back to the house like that? Well,
it was sad, to be honest, it's said sad and
let down everybody Wednesday today we'll get into that.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
We have Gary G. Garcia come on two round seven
fifteen for Conspiracy Quarter because we were off on Monday.
We'll dive into that and we will find that ZXL
workforce employee of the Day and he's got dropped on
our lap yesterday, Alice Cooper, come in the ocean. We'll
hook you up with tickets for that coming up just
a little bit. He is one hundred point seven CXL,
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody,

(04:41):
do it live. I can go alrighte it and we'll
do it live. And things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning.
Here's news for u's on a what is a big
old Wednesday? To go old Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
A person was struck and killed by a vehicle yesterday
in a hit and run an egg Harbert Township. The
hit and run happened around eight pm on the Black
Horse bike in front of the Economy in in Beautiful
downtown West Atlantic City. Police say the type of vehicle
that struck the pedestrian isn't known at this time. The
run is under investigation. Anyone with information about the hit
and run is asked to contact the e Carport Township
Police department.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Where Usher gave the girls herpes.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Now that's the days in in Atlantic City, West Atlantic City.
This is right across the street from the radio station
right here. So uh yeah yeah. If you hit somebody,
call the police. This is a bad, bad road man.
One driver was killed and another was injured when two
vehicles collided in Pleasantville on Monday evening. Alhia Kaloko was
driving west on East all Isisla Road in the area

(05:39):
of Atlantic Avenue when his car drifted across the road
and collided with an eastbound vehicle. Coloco of Atlantic City
died of his injuries following the crash. A fifty one
year old Millville woman was hospitalized. An eight year old
and a four year old that were in the backseat
of Coloco's vehicle were not injured. KFC, the company known
or formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken, is leaving the

(05:59):
state of California for Texas. The chain founded by Colonel
Harlan Sanders is leaving Louisville, oh Kentucky to set up
shop in Dallas. Let's see Yum, that's the name of
the company that owns KFC Yum Yum, they got around
one hundred US employees will be required to relocate the

(06:21):
next six months, and another ninety who work remotely will
be required to move over the next eighteen months. The
Texas KFC, and they also owned Pizza Hut, will be
headquartered in Plano, Texas. The company said, Yum and the
KFC Foundation will maintain offices in Louisville. Still, Taco Bell
and Habit Burger and Grill will remain headquartered in Irvine, California.

(06:43):
They also own those two. The quote is these changes.
These changes position us for sustainability, growth and will help
us better serve our customers. Employees, franchisees, and shareholders said Yum.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
See, I'd love Lucky Fried Chicken, the extra crispy. I
do love it. Yeah, the problem is it's not eatable
in a car. He's got to dive into that chicken.
It's almost a real dinner. You gotta bring it home. Yeah,
so go bucket a chicken man. Mom and dad would
bring that home extra crispy.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
I don't think it's gonna affect anything then moving to Texas,
but yeah, it's not gonna affect your local KFC. All
of a sudden, it's a big cowboy hat on top
of the roof.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's news.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
What about Sports six or Celtics that's gonna be tomorrow
and tonight, whatever hockey's doing, it's Canada versity us.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
No.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I thought we do this, but I thought we got
that already. But we have it again tonight. So I
guess whoever wins is the champion. I will watch tonight
or fights. Sure, that's what I'm looking for.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
So there you go. That's news. That's hey, cloudy today, Hi,
up to thirty, cloud and cold tonight eighteen tomorrow for
your Thursday, cloudy again, high up to twenty nine and
no snow, no, no snow. What a bummer? Yeah, nineteen
degrees outside right now on a hunch. Points seven is EXL
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(08:05):
XL Soap Jersey's rock stations ZXL SW. I don't know
if you caught it over the weekend. We were hanging
out my wife, me, you your wife? Another couple? Yes,
did you catch my wife sliding food away from me
so I couldn't reach it? I saw her? Shame you? Okay?
Which one was that?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
My?

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Uh? I guess my wife had ordered like cheese steak,
egg rolls or steak.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well, I don't know what there was. There was she
steaks something on that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
So they were cheese steaks something and there was one left. Yeah,
and I saw your hand go in for it. In
my defense, it was sitting there for a while. I
made sure that nobody was going to eat it. You
aren't stealing it from anybody.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
It was.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
It was there, and I think I'm I'm part the
blame because I was chewing on a carrot and your
wife calls me out about a carrot?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, what's up with the cart?

Speaker 4 (08:49):
And I was like and she's like, you know how
that because I do no car She's like, that has
sugar in it. I was like, give me something, right,
I'm in a bowling alley where everyone's having fun, drink
and eating fried food.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Just give me something. Let me like, you want to
carrot like a rabbit? Yeah? Like there was soda and
it was. There was pizza, pizza, not one piece of
pizza any of that right now.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
So, uh, I see your hand going for the last
of the cheat.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
What was it? It was a cheape cheesesteak, cheesteak eggroll.
Freaking fantastic man. And you go and you grab it.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Now I can see you're you're happy in life. Right
now you're bowling. You're about to embark on this journey
of a cheese steak egg roll.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
It was even slid on it. It was slit diagonally
so I could put it right into my mouth and
get the meat part first.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
And I hear latina heat. Yeah right, I hear from
across the room. Oh, I guess you don't want a
summer body. That's all that I had the entire night
to eat. I guess you don't want a summer body.
And that was your wife, and that was aimed directly
at you. And and dude, You're guilty is charged because
your hand is on the cheesesteak egg roll.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Then we go to a bar afterwards. Now again I'm
looking at the menu. The only thing I really want
to have is wings. I don't want out a bunch
of nonsense.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Well shout out to gesture Keepe Cape Square down there
in real ground, real grand It was awesome. We had
a bowling event with Freemason's. It was a lot of fun.
Cape Square took care of us and then we went
across the street to jesters. Yeah it was guitar, which
was awesome in Rio grand Me and you don't get
to hang in real grand a lot now, And so
we were down there.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
We lit up Real grand I got look at the menu.
I'm like, wings, eight wings, sixteen dollars. Now, I'm not
gonna pay that. It was like ten o'clock and I'm like,
am I gonna order food now? A buddy of ours
kit I don't know what he has, something about nacho
thing or whatever, and I'm looking at tacos. My wife
slides with her hand away so I can't reach it
from the bar. I'm like, okay, all right, so I'm
gonna I'm not gonna have anything to eat tonight. Right, Yeah,

(10:39):
so last night, and I gotta give her credit for this,
she decides she was to make garlic knots for the kids, which,
by the way, she nailed it. Okay, if you're spending
ten dollars at a pizza place for garlic knots, you
are being probably.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Is you talk about unhealthy. It's just bread doused in garlic.
Bro It's just like pizza dough. You wrap it a
k not, you put butter and garlic over top of
fan fantastic. So my wife makes these garlic knots now
she coves, put it at the table, has some some
of the marinaire sauce for the kids.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
They everyone to enjoy, right, but me where it's in
front of me. My kids are on each side. I'm
at the head of the table. My wife puts it
between the kids. Then I see her get up and
she slides the thing all the way down to the
other Now my kids can't reach it, but just to
make sure I could reach them, Like, why would you
put it out there? Doesn't like garlic knots?

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Like my wife knows that I you know, I try
and diet to lose weight, so she will, you know,
make stuff that I can eat, or makes her meal
and then do something on the side that she's making
that I can eat.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
She'll be sympathetic to your challenge.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah, weight loss, Yes, But I saw your wife attack
you and it really was. I mean it was a
violent attack. Emotionally, it was a violent attack.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
And then I call her fat and I said, you're hey,
fat fat so lard fat fat ass when she's not.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
But I did, you know, like, and once again it's
a bowling alley. This one down in so I'm hearing that.
You know, there's a lot of noise, and I just
it's loud enough for me to hear. I guess you
don't want a summer body. Yeah, I haven't got out
to put my vest on. And she's looking. She could
see my belly was coming up from where my shirt
and she's like sack. She's like she's pointing, like pull
your shirt down. Oh no, oh, come on, come on.

(12:18):
And yeah, but did you end up eating the cheeks
the cheesesteak egg roll?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
I did eat the egg roll. Yes, I did not
have any of the knots last night. No, I garlic knots.
And how do you know she killed it? I had
meatballs and I had I could smell it, man, and
it was doe and it was it was perfectly cooked.
It was brown on top.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
So the garlic knots weren't the only thing. She did
make something else that you were able to eat.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
No, she made soup with pasta. It I'm like, I'm
not eating that. I made some meatballs in it and
broccoli and that's where I lived last night. Okay, all right, well,
you you need that summer body. I'm trying, man, I'm trying. Yeah,
what do we got? Twelve weeks ago? She's gonna shame
you into that summer, But so I could drop sixty
pounds by then, Hey, I gotta.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Alice Cooper tickets comeing to Ocean in Atlantic City.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
What do see Alice Cooper? I saw him just a
couple of months ago. He was awesome.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Even took my little guy uh for his first big
rock concert, Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie. He loved it this time,
just Alice over in Ocean in Atlantic City. Do you
one ticket?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Six zero nine.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Six seven seven one hundred seven six zero nine six
seven seven one hundred seven we get back.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
We'll do some rock.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
News, Joe Joe Scotty rock news.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
There's some rock news for you. If you're a fan
of allis In Chains, especially early Alison Chains, then you
know about Lane Staley. He was their lead singer. Uh
guy had like four solid years of songwriting performing before
you know, the drugs got to him and Lane passed away.

(13:48):
I believe two thousand and one passed away or two
thousand and two, two thousand and two he passed away.
Now his lost journals will be published in an official
new book that's set for release later this year. The book,
titled This Angry Pen The Lost Journals of Lane Staley,
will feature a collection of poetry, artwork, fan tributes, lyrics, photos,
and more. Late Alison chains Singer is listed as the

(14:09):
sole author of the book. It'll be set for a
November eleventh release through Simon and Schuster. A quote from
the book company, who never before seen poetry lyrics raw, raw,
handwritten lyrics, intimate scribblings, and heartfelt notes, Glane's inner thoughts
and emotions come to life, offering a glimpse into the
mind of a musical genius who defined a generation.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
What if it's a dud and the lyrics are just
a gun, Well, the journal is hey went for a
walk tonight, took the dogs out.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
There's a book of poetry by Jim Morrison and it
was it's kind of a famous book. He wrote it
during the height of the doors and like, you read
it now and it's just not it's just drunken ramblings
of a drum right.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
We like it because he's dead now We're like, oh
my god, this is how we Honoro.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
But what if he was alive in his solf So
it's nineteen ninety seven, ninety eight, me and a buddy
of mine, his brother was going to Drexel. We're there
one weekend partying. Now me and my buddy have eyes
on this girl. She's a couple of years older than us.
She's a college girl. We're in high school. So we're like,
all right, so we both.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Got eyes on this girl.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
So we're like, all right, so's we're playing the long game.
Whoever can pretty.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Much stay up is going to get this girl.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
She is a brunette and she's college like nineties collegey.
So's like she's smart and at least we think so,
he's probably a dummy, right. She's thin, thin, thin girl, right,
like had that everything nineties college look right.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
So me and him we both know the game.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
It's it's whoever can outlast the other, right, So we
go up to a dorm room, me and him and dude.
She breaks out a guitar here we go, and Jim
Morrison's poetry book yep, and makes us sit there while
she reads Jim Morrison.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Poetry to us. We both of us look at each other.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
We're like we're both out, Like we're both going like, yeah,
college sucks, Like, dude.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
It was I remember going to her dorm room. She
turned the lights off.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
It was all black light, like all like black light posters,
la ba lamp and then she starts reading this Jim
Morrison poetry. I'm like, I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here. I got tickets to
go see the bar Naked Ladies.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
How to even stay awake from that? We didn't.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Vince Neil's girlfriend was apparently saved by the final actions
of his private Jets pilot. Now, a couple of weeks ago,
there's been so many plane crashes, I think a lot
of people forget about. This jet owned by vince Neil
crashed while landing into another jet and killed the pilot.
But now the pilot's family is saying because of the
actions of their father, who's this sounds a little old.

(16:44):
The pilot was seventy eight, sounds a little old to
be a pilot. Because of his actions, he was able
to save a lot of the people on the jet,
including vince Neil's girlfriend. Once again, vince Neil owned the jet,
Vince was vince Neil was not on the jet. So yeah,
so this guy was able to maneuver the jet to

(17:04):
I guess he the impact or whatever.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
And this is the old guy did it. This is
the old Yes, he died experience.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Oh so he died, so I don't know if he
angled it so he would take the brunt of the
hit or whatever. Whatever he did, it saved the lives
of the people on board.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
So the hero.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Vince Neil's family has come out and thanked the pilot
and the pilot's family. The pilot's family has come out
and said, the actions of our dad probably saved the
lives of many people. Vince Neil sixty four years old.
I guess he's looking at a bunch of lawsuits because
he owns the jet.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's not something.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah, they're gonna get them. They're gonna get some Motley
Crew money. Let's see here.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Fish.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I know you're a big fan of Fish. They announced
that they're going out on tour, so tickets will be
sold through the website through February twenty fourth. If you're
I guess if you signed up to their website. They
go on sale to the general public on February twenty eighth.
The closest shows we're gonna get if you're a fish fan.

(18:08):
I've been the fish shows. Man has something to do
when you're young and on drugs, like real long, right,
it's just dragging it out. It's like three songs to
three and a half hours. The fifteenth of July and
the sixteenth of July. It's gonna be up in Wow
at the Man in Philadelphia. So yeah, man outdoor see

(18:29):
fish July fifteenth and sixteenth up in Philly. Like I said,
tickets go on sale, dude, tickets go on sale to
the general public July twenty eighth.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
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(19:29):
to win Metallica tickets. Dude, I don't even understand how
this happened. It had to be a coincidence. But you
know I told you a couple days ago. Our buddy Ronnie,
who runs Hooters of Atlantic City, calls us up and said, hey,
you guys, you did our bikini pageant last year about
a year ago. Are you are you willing to do
it again? By the way, yeah, he's always a good dude.

(19:53):
Yeah for doing it. He's always like, hey, man, bring you,
bring friends and family over.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I'll take care of you.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
And I just never get over there. We love I
love Ronnie, I love Hooters. And so he's like, hey, bud,
can you do the bikini pageant again? Can you guys
come out of retirement again and do the bikini pageant?
I mean, you know we we do it for friends
and family, right, And so I said sure. I said,
sure we can. We can do it for you. It's Tuesday,
April first, We're going to be hosting the Hooters Bikini Pageant.

(20:21):
It was a blast, man, and the winner can move
on to go. I believe it's Vegas to win, like
miss like Hooters International.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, you called me about it. I was sitting on
the couch. My wife was in the kitchen. She's like, oh,
what's Scotty want. I'm like, ad, nothing, We're just talking. Yeah, honey, yeah,
clear the calendar. We're going to Hooters. I'm fifty one
years old. I have no business being at a Hooters pageant.
But I'll play it for Roddie, of course i will.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
So I'm going and I'm I'm on social media and
I'm I'm reading some stuff, you know, for what that
we did last year for the bikini pageant. And I
see a news article and it's about the plane that
flipped over in Toronto, and the video yesterday came out
and the video it was crazy. It lands in a windstorm,
a snowstorm, and it kind of bounces and then flips

(21:06):
over and luckily everyone survived.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yah, seventy mile an hour winds gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
It's a delta flight and it flips over, everyone survives.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
The wing.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
They actually said, what saved it was the wing ripped
off and that's where all the gases, right, So the
wing ripped off and that blew and that caught on
fire and blew up and kind of slid down the runway.
So I'm reading this on social media, and you scroll
when you're reading on social media. So I'm reading the article,
I'm watching the video, and dude, I scroll under it.

(21:37):
It doesn't miss a beat. I scroll from the article
about this Delta flight flipping over right, this plane crash
under it. Whole different thing, not connected to the article
I was reading directly under it. Job opportunity, Delta hiring pilots.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Yeah, the coincidence that I'm reading the article about the
Delta thing which happened twenty four hours ago and an
ad for a joke. And first of all, why are
they targeting me to be an airline pilot?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Did the pilot the pilot die in that nobody?

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Everyone survived, Everyone survived. And so I'm like, dude, what
I even said it to you?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Guys?

Speaker 4 (22:18):
I go, what what's the coincidence of me reading this
article and directly underneath this Delta looking for pilots and
career opportunities with Delta.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
See, that's why we're not ready for AI totally, because
AI will look at that and say these two should
be joined together. I have I have a Delta Airline story.
I have a thing where we're hiring pilots. But you know,
in good, in good, good conscious, you can't. You don't
want to put that equals once again doing a news
story and then followed up with another new story that
you're you know, is mocking the other story.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
It's AI doesn't have emotions so hard. It would be
like me posting that my dog died, and directly under
it is, hey, you should adopt a new dog from
a humane society, right.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
God forbid? Like there's a shooting at a school and
then there's a firing range like advertisment something like that.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
I looks up at it and not would you put
those two together? I puts the two together. So yes,
I'm like, man, that is a mighty coincidence that I'm
reading the article about the Delta crash and then directly
beneath of it is a job opportunity advertisement for pilots
for Delta.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Now, it wouldn't be funny if there's like three Hooters
girls survived the plane crash. It all just mixes in together,
which is awesome. You see people bringing their bags out
of the plane that she went through and got there
carry on, and the guy, you know what, and when
I saw it happen, the guy explained it exactly like
I thought, because I thought about them being strapped in.
He said, people were hanging from them like they're hanging

(23:42):
like that the seatbelt is holding them in. Dude, I'm
that guy.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
I've watched videos where there's a small fire on a
plane and everyone's trying to get off, and there's the
there's that guy who's getting his bags out. You know why,
because not get your bags out is a pain in
the balls. Now you have a whole new set of problems, right,
whole new set of problems. Uh, look we we get back.
Knock out some headline.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Conspiracy Corner one point seven's the XL, South Jersey's rock station.
This is a busy man.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Gary Geguar see it in studio with US Conspiracy Corner. Yeah,
mecjokes dot com is the website. Your podcast is on fire.
It looks like you're gonna drop another comedy.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Drop another comedy mixtape.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
And you're also on the run from the government trying
not to get killed. With all these conspiracy theories, I
think someone got.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
A voodoo doll on me door.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
I'm not even gonna lie. The last two nights, man
like last night I have back pains. Not last night,
the night before. I laid down out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
My back is killing me, angry lady from the show
any like.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
And then I wake up. You know, I don't wake up.
I never want to sleep.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
I get out of bed in the morning. Gone, oh gone,
Yeah that's a lady that you.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I couldn't even get back to sleep after that because
now I'm awake. Same thing last night, fine old day.
I get into bed and all of a sudden, as
I'm laying there, I start getting his tweak in the back.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
I'm like, I feel like someone got Yeah, Sam hates you.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Man.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
My wrist is hurt for no reason. I didn't even move.
I call a woman fat at the show or something.
Her husband was ugly.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Actually, I was talking about that lift chick. I did
a whole thing about this.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Oh the fat wrapper, five hundred pound wrapper.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
What's the the uber driver or lyft driver to be
fired because this car couldn't fit her because it's four
hundred pounds.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Maybe maybe it's her five hundred pounds.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
She was on the breakfast club, a whole couch, a
whole section, and dude, he that was I do like Charlotte,
Me and the God. She's on a lot of things,
a lot of podcasts, and he does make me laugh
at times. He's trying so hard not to laugh in
her face. But because she's so fat, she couldn't fit
in the radio station chair, which are big chairs.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
They had to move a whole couch. You know what
she did. She made she made up brownie, it looks
just like you. And then she bit the back off.
That's her vood.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
You're making fun of a fat by it is.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
She wouldn't have gotten my no, no way, man, could
she exactly.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Pounds?

Speaker 4 (26:05):
He ever said, I there's no way she was getting
in my car. Not did she? She couldn't. She couldn't
physically get into the car.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
We had to bring down a whole bench for her
to set the couch like you see so, Jojo, you
see our couch in our studio. She couldn't fit in
the chair I'm sitting in, so they had to move
that whole over so she could sit in it. Yeah,
we saw them.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
They tried to get a doctor. They try to get
a doctor to sit with her. She couldn't even fit
on the couch. She had to give her own chair.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Yeah, so you made fun of her. So now you
think someone put a voodoo doll curse on probably?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Man, there was one little chunky in the back that
had a look in her eyes.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Well, she won't make twenty eight. I was driving in
I heard you don't believe in dinosaurs. That's that's a
hill that I'm now gonna die on. I'll die on
it with you.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I do not believe in dinosaurs, baby, And it.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Was made up by a dad trying like Elf on
the shelf, made up by a mom just to entertain
their kids.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, I don't. I don't believe any of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Man.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
I don't think any of those bones they find her.
I went down the rabbit hole one time, and it
would just be how you can, how you can.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
They can make those bones? Man.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
See, I always have a problem with something that I
have to believe just them.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
There's no way we like you know what I'm saying.
There's no way we.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Can know if those bones are actually real, you know,
And they say that most of the time they never
find a full one anyway, So when you go to.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
The museums, all say bones anyway. I don't believe that,
you know what I got sucked into that.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
I think it's a lot. I would go to a
museum and I would see this thing constructed, and I'm like,
look at that to find out to make a replica
of what you would see in a box. I see,
it's not even a real bull. I think I'm going
to see, Hey, this guy I don't know somewhere found
the skull of a stegosaurus or something that they see
t rex.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
There's huge, huge t rex. Oh it's a vegetarian. And
how to get so big?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
You know?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
They do that so that when we see things like
this big chick trying to get.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Into a small car, she could turn around and say, no,
I don't just keep eating.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
It's you know, it's my thyroids.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
You know.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Someone says she's big bone. I'm like, bones is all
that big thing.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
I'm not a flat earther now I'm going to be
a No dinosaur dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
I agree with you that right.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
How about that fog? This is what was it two
days ago?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yesterday? The fog?

Speaker 4 (28:12):
You did see the fog the day before yesterday? Man
across the street from my window.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Oh you think that you think the government's doing something?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
What's the stuff standing is the fog has been hitting
harder than usual, and that uh, you know that that chest.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Thing everybody's coming down. My wife said that spread in
the because again your into your air vents.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
And yeah, and they say that they you know, they
have proof that the government is used fog.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
So you think it's some type of chemtrail.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Well, I think it's a heavy duty type of chemtrail. Yeah,
probably something like that. But I definitely even from the beginning,
like I noticed, because an A C you get fogg.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Well you also you want to tell me about doesn't
get you wet? Yeah, dude, what's up with that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:55):
And and and now I've taken notice of that there
is some type of rain where you're you can see
it it's coming, but then you get under it and
you go, it's not getting me west.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Not getting me wet, but everything around you's wet. Yeah,
I mean, listen, that's just what I've seen.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I go inside. My wife said, the drones. The drones
are what was spraying this chemical over and that's why
we can't seem to get rid of this call because
everybody's getting sick and there's just by the way, was
all over the place. California everywhere around. The drones are
still out there. If you look, you can still see
some of these drones. You never really got to the
bottom of that. Nobody cares anymore.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah, gonna say, okay, here's something we don't care anymore.
No one has anyone in the last two weeks heard
anything about the plane that hit the helicopter or the
helicopter to hit the plane that went down in our
nation's capital.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Nothing.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
We forget something like thirty something thirty something plane crashes
in the last month.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, I'm nervous. My daughter's getting yes, flipped over on
the top.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Everyone lived. Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Every that's amazing, and that's really cool that everyone lives.
I'm nervous my daughter's getting on a flight today. Yeah,
and I'm just like, you know, oh, Daddy was gonna
be okay. I'm like, yeah, sure, I know. But like,
if they go down, it's not like that's never happened before. Well,
I used to feel secure so much. And the problem
I have is that I watched this thing I think
a year ago. Wait, his dual came out and said

(30:12):
in twenty twenty five, stay off planes, come on. He said,
that's what I said. But then the guy comes out
and says, I don't remember. I watched this so long ago.
I see so much stuff, but I'll never forget.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
He uh.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
He came off and said, twenty twenty five and files
you watch stay all planes they're gonna still going down,
and not for nothing.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Planes are going down. I would feel safer when I
got lower, like I'm going into land, I would feel safer.
But now Tennessee, as a coach back for Tennessee, I'm like,
wait a minute, now we're getting ready to land. There
we are within the area where a drone would be,
a helicopter would be. Some guys on the beach flying Jojo.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
You have the Potomac accident, which was right before landing,
and the one that actually landed and then flipped over.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Now I'm just saying anxiety. And now you've got over that.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
They're taking off and the engine blows so they turned
around and oh.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, how many of these?

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Now we're seeing where planes are catching I got the
one way looking at the windows.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
And then get on the plane. Both my pilots Asian women.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
I said, there, but you know what's crazy is to
take off in the landing.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Are the most dangerous possible flight.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Once you're in the sky, you're pretty okay, pretty okay.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
That's why that that Philadelphia won You know, dude, don't
hear about that anymore.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
You know something, dude, First of all, to this day,
people are still talking about they're getting ready to release
this stuff on JFK's assassination. That was sixty nineteen sixty.
They supposedly just tried to kill Trump like the last year.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
No one's talking about that, no kid his family about.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Not just twice, twice. And that's also if you don't
include when he took off in the plane and they said, wait,
something's wrong with his plane and they had to land
it and they found out something was wrong with the engine.
That could have been a third I don't know dinosaurs.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
They didn't know dinosaurs. That's a that's a whole, that's
a hoax. And I do believe the fog is getting
us sick. So if you could avoid the fog, if
you could avoid.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
The before you go bugging out. This is coming from
the mouth of a brain that has a ged.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Okay, you know what, some of the smartest people.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
People like changing their lives because because they are you know.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I believe every word that you said this morning. I
believe everyone here. I love your podcast. Were smarter. I
think about it. You know what, what if that Gary
is right? And usually you are about a lot of things. Man.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Your batting average is about seven hundred. That's pretty good, dude.
And I don't come up with it. I just do
the research. I read a lot.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
I look into things. I get drawn into these rabbit holes.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Right now, I'm looking into stuff because I'm about to
have a granddaughter. I'm looking into the stuff with the
baby food. Do not buy name brand baby food, man Gerber,
all those things.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
The amount of lawsuits, the amount the baby Power and
Johnson got over. I think I think I just seen
it today, like three.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Hundred and something newspapers just for the baby stuff. The
baby stuff got arsenic in it, like yeah, like it's
bad times.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
The level is supposed to be. In your research, Gary,
you gotta find out what said grandfather.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yeah, yeah, I'm excited, man. I hope they let me
be a part of a life.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
I would hope that there's a lot of discussion with
about that.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Whether what's Gary gonna be Papa G, grand Papa G
popa G. Yeah like that stage name.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I'll be honest, like I wouldn't leave you with my
kid alone, but I let you come visit on the weekends.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, really, yeah, I would love I don't know, man,
I got two kids that love you.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, I'm great with kids, man, year old. I'm play
with kids.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
I don't find them attractive, so you know they're gonna
be saved, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
You know, like I got kids annoyed me so much.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
I look at kid up like I don't even understand
why anybody would want to touch it.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
You're disgusting.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
You got lots going on dot Gary Garcia the podcast.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
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We're dropping a new episode tomorrow live, so check us
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Speaker 1 (34:13):
Uh, I think did he did it?

Speaker 3 (34:15):
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Everything pops up man, Gabby g Garcia, all.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Right, we love you, gar Thank you guys. Man look,
well we get back. Here's some trash.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Oh why love trash? Anything thirty on anything, racket rock
or roughing love crash.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Here's some trash for you. It's Megan Markle. I think
her and the redheaded Prince kid, you know what's his name, Harry.
I think they thought they were gonna leave the Royal family,
come over to California and really make a big band
h and everyone was gonna embrace them and they were
gonna be huge stars, right. They were gonna be the
Brad Pitt and Angelina, they were gonna be the Benefit.

(35:14):
They were gonna be huge, and nobody cared. Nobody cared
about the redheaded kid, nobody cared about the girl.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Used to open up briefcases with Howie Mandel. You're not
a regular person like us. You still have Royal, but
you have money. It's like you went and got a
job I don't know, at Chick fil a and now
we're watching your.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Life just I mean, and once again, I think people
are tired of rich people telling them how to live
their lives. And that's what they that's what they kind
of were doing. That's exactly what it is. And the
coolest thing about Harry is his mom was Princess die
and like your dad and your grandmother probably had her killed.
That's the coolest thing about you. Megan Markle is looking
for a rebrand from everything from UH. I guess she's

(35:54):
got a lifestyle brand called UH has ever sure they're
going to rebrand. Her and Harry want to rebrand. They
had to deal with Netflix that one south no one
watched their content.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Just live your life together as a couple, raise a family.
I think she wants to be come over for a
board game night. That's all.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
She's chasing fame. I don't think Harry cares because he's famous.
He's going to be part of the royal family no
matter what this, Megan Markle wants to be famous.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
This was better off in Vegas naked, with doing cocaine
in hotel.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Rooms, justin Baldannie.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Now he's a guy.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
He's suing Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively for a lot
of money, and they're suing him for a lot of money.
His lawyer reacted to Ryan Reynolds making a joke about
all of it on the SNL fifty show that aired.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
He said, why, why would you do that Blake Lively
is suing Baldannie for sexual harassment, while Baldanni is suing
Lively in Reynolds for defamation of character. Baldanni's lawyer criticized
the joke on SNL, saying he's unaware of anyone who
would joke about their wife being set actually harassed. The
trial is set in March of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Makes a good point that really did happen? Would you
be joking about it on SNL? Made me miss this? Guy?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Kevin Spacey came out yesterday and made a video responding
to Guy Pierce's claim about being targeted while they were
on the set of La Confidential back in the late nineties.
Kevin Spacey said, Hey, dude, like we made this movie
almost thirty years ago. Why if you had a problem
with me, why wouldn't you say something back then? And
also the next year you came to Savannah, Georgia to

(37:31):
hang out with me for a couple months, Like it
was I being Was I targeting you?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Then? I wish that Kevin Spacey would be excited.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Dude, you watch man, I'm watching them on this video
right and you're like I miss some Yeah, Missy, I
know he may have patted some guys on the ass
that and they didn't ask for it. But I'm like,
I dude, you you watch it. I'm watching Frank Underwood
right from that House of Cards. I'm watching every great
thing he did.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Bred Klauss, He's in Fred Klaus.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
He's great and everything he did, Glengarry Glenn Less, not
one elf in freda Man. And it's like, it's like, damn,
they ruined Kevin Spacey, and now you got guys like
Guy Pierce, whose career really isn't going all that well,
who's coming out thirty years later. He's like, yeah, I
felt targeted by Kevin Spacey. Kevin's Spacey's like, then, dude,
why didn't you say something like why are all these
people deciding to come out now? Once and even said,

(38:18):
he goes, why because I'm dealing with all this stuff,
So you feel like you can just kick me while
I'm down right, I might be on Kevin Spacey side here.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Mindy Khaling, remember her, she was on the Office yea.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
She was one of the main writers BJ Novak and
she got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
yesterday and she actually thanked BJ Novak, saying that her
and him are like family. I remember we had BJ
Novak call in and I got it mixed up because
we were also doing an interview with the guy that
came up with the beer pong. Well it was a
guy who was doing a beer pong tournament in Atlantic City,

(38:54):
and BJ Novak was a good sport because he just
went with it.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, and he had no idea why we were asking
him questions about beer. Yeah, I'm asking the question. I'm like,
let's do the interview. But he's like, this is I
don't know what this is.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
They both mindy got a TV show for a while,
but both of them really have done nothing of any
real like have been huge stars breaking out of the Office.
But dude, I go back and watch The Office. It's
pretty damn good and his character. BJ Novak's character in
the Office, that arc of him starting as an intern
and then and then running the company and then him

(39:26):
crashing back down again because of drugs is awesome. Keith
Urban and Nicole Kidman's home was burglarized, so hopefully with
the fires and everything, I think a lot of people
are getting their houses robbed in California. Uh, let's see
here and Jeremy Renner. I've been watching him on a

(39:47):
show called Mayor of Kingstown that's on the Paramount. Plus
he's reportedly dating an influencer, a social media influencer named
Cassandra C.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
C Mason.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
They started eating while he was recuperating from his snowplow accident.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
No, actually helped him through it.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Yeah, I'm so the show I'm watching was pre accident,
and I think this new season is post accident. So
I'm really gonna look to see how if he like
walks different, if facial features are different.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Missing a hate dude. He got beat up that snowplow
beat He almost died. Yeah, there you go. Some trash
for you. Hey, good morning, ZXL. How are you Hey?
How you doing, buddy? Well, there's there's no more mister
nice guy. Schools out for the summer. There's the only

(40:38):
two I know by Alice Cooper eighteen oh eighteen in life. No,
that's skid Row eighteen is Alice Cooper.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
He also did he also had what gotta be mid seventies,
seventy six, seventy five, seventy six years old.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Dude, I saw him last summer, still killing it. Hey,
you said, he golfs. Is he a good golf Yes,
he's scratch go on right, yeah, because you know what
it was.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
He gave up booze in the late seventies early eighties,
and you need to do you need to trade one
addiction for another.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
So he gave up booze and just took up golf.
So opposite of rock and roll.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Oh so, dude, you watch him and he's got the
golf shirt on, and he's got the khakis and he's
in the golf cart.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
It's not rock and roll at all. I make up
on once again's running because it's hot outside. He's on
the golf course.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
On stage, he's Alice Cooper on the golf course. His
real name is Vincent Furnia's Vince. He's mister Fernier on
the golf course.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
All right, but what's your name? Man?

Speaker 4 (41:32):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
We'll make it do EXL work force employee the day.
What's your job?

Speaker 4 (41:35):
I am.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
My name is Spray Atkinson and I'm the Mason contracts
for Rackinson Mason. That your own business? My brother? Hey, go,
I fell the number out man? What's the number?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
What?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Okay? What would I need to call you? I'm gonna
do a foundation. Nine okay, hold on six six zero
nine zero two okay six zero two not nine.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Two nine two six too, all right? So and and
and okay, so what do you guys specialize in?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
All right?

Speaker 4 (42:08):
So you need some concrete stone stuck? Oh, this is
your guy here, fred And just by coincidence, he works
for a company. It's it's his last name. All right,
Freddy boy, you got tickets for Alice Cooper over at Ocean.
All right, you stay on hold all right.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I like to know if they're still putting people in foundations.
Remember that was a gangster move. Oh yeah it was.
Was it the meadow Lands?

Speaker 4 (42:28):
The I believe the Brooklyn Bridge, it's got it's got
people just locked in like tones.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
They say. Jimmy Hoffa was buried in the old Giant
Stadium in the end zone or something.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Yeah, so uh that's uh, you know. I I heard
he was also cut up. I heard he was cut
up like you know, like you know the they shred
branches and stuff. Yeah, and then mixed into the cement
a little harder to make it harder to find.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Which would make sense because I would say, if you're
pouring a foundation, you put a body in there. Guy,
it was your money. You put him in there. You know,
you bury him. I I got it. You're making a point.
I get it. Guys buried there. I can imagine once
your body decomposes, now that foundation, right, and when it
get it was solving up. Yeah, it was solving up.
Now you don't you know, It's like you have an
empty spot under a found thing. That's why. That's why

(43:12):
you cut it up. You spread it out.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
I guess if you if you, if you, if you
chop it up mince meat and spread it out throughout
the mix, it'll it won't solve it.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
It makes more sense. For example, who I were gonna
kill somebody, you would do that. We'd about that too,
you know.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
And this is kind of where the movie Fargo, like
you take out one of the what do they call
it the grinder or whatever they're like you see on
the side of the road they throw the big branches. Yeah,
you take that and put it on like the side
of it like a river, and then put the person's
body in and let it shoot out into the river
and then just let nature take It's cool.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Right, because you're never gonna find that body, you know.
Then the problem is you got here's the problem.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
You gotta then clean up the machine because then you
probably rented it. You hose it out, you got it up,
make sure there's nothing left in it, and then you
got to take it back to the shop that you
rented it at.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
You know.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
That's that's where you get caught. These guys get messy.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
You leave a band credit card or a credit card
with your real name as a deposit and.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Just hope there's not a tooth in it when you
were tracking. But that's always how they get caught. These
guys get caught. I don't get him, man, I feel
like it kills some money.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
And I don't even know how we got Oh, because
that guy runs a masonry business.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yes, God's gonna I got to find out where he's pouring,
you know.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Yeah, I don't think that the guy who we just
talked to killed anyone and then put it in some man.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
I hope, by the way, if one of our wives
goes missing anytime soon, they're probably going to play this back, you.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Like, especially if they go missing together. Yes, strictly by coincidence. Yeah,
it might be called leaving us.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Lunch point Seven's the XL South Jersey's rock station where
you could rock the bank. Nine am, do not move.
Listen to this show listening all day. Your shot at
one thousand dollars will give it a keyword nine ten, eleven, twelve,
one two, three, four five six. I don't know, uh.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
I think we're watching something that's never happened before. And
we've known for a couple of years that it's going
to happen.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
But before either they died.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Not in the spotlight, or they died at an early
age and we didn't have to deal with this. We're
watching artists, especially musicians, go on too long. Yeah, and
I sent you a video yesterday. This is a perfect
example of a guy is a skeleton. I mean he
looks like a skeleton on stage. He's not even singing.

(45:28):
They're playing a backing track of his greatest hits, and
yesterday I sent you a video. He just forgets the
word to the song, which the song is one word two,
it's two words. He forgets and he just shuts down
like Mitch McConnell shuts down like now, like we're watching
these politicians that are old and they just stop. They
just freeze. He freezes on stage. It's Frankie Valley, and

(45:51):
the guy is in his nineties now and they still
push him out on a casino stage. Does he need money?
Don't you think he has some money talking? I think
did him and the Four Seasons have some money to
retire on. I wouldn't be shocked if he screwed the
Four Seasons. But here's been video in the last year
that has come out. It's been very questionable. And for
years people have been complaining that he doesn't sing. He

(46:12):
just puts a microphone into his face and they play
a backing track. But now, dude, it's sad. I sank
with a video yesterday. I can't even play it on
the air because it's just it's his crisp voice playing
from a CD in the back or an MP three
in the back, so it sounds like it's nineteen sixty
two again. But he's ninety something, And dude, he looks
like death on this stage. He doesn't want to be there.

(46:35):
His eyes are bulging out of his head because he's
that skinny. It's a shame he's been over because he
forgets the words to oh Sherry, yeah right.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
That's the song, Oh shit, sh right, that's the song Sherry,
he's just opening his mouth along with the words.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Sometimes he doesn't even do that right, So what is it?
So it's not always just Sherry, Right, it's the name
of the song.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Who's buying tickets for this dude?

Speaker 4 (46:59):
People go to this, see him in the seat here,
look in Atlantic City, We're guilty. She comes once a
year to Atlantic City and people go see him. Dude,
It's time someone in his inner circle needs to grab
Frankie Valley sit down, sir, dude. Tony Bennett was another one.
They kept putting them on stage with Lady Gaga. The
dude couldn't remember any of the words to the soul.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
That's a guy I wish I would have seen back
in the day, Back in the day.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
You know, we're getting to this with the like this
the Rolling Stones. Dude, they're eighty one, eighty two years old.
There has to be and I saw him last year.
They're still great, but there's got to be a time
where someone has to take them aside and say, yeah, look,
I know we're gonna throw millions and millions of dollars
at you.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
To go back out on tour, but it's not worth it.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
See I made that mistake. I went and see I
saw Janet Jackson a couple months ago. Miss Jackson. If
you're nasty, now listen, man, I'm looking for real nation.
I'm looking for her stopping with the soldiers. Such a
whole chorey rap thing. Because that's how I remember Janet
Jackson in the nineteen eighty that was forty years ago.
She's up there, man, she's barely getting by him like this.
She's not that old, she's only in her fifties. But

(47:59):
it was. It's a money grab. You can go out,
you know what. The best part of the show was,
Thank God, Nelly and I think one of the Saint
Lunatics was there. Nelly destroyed it, killed it. I went
to a Nelly show, and then afterwards I stayed so
I could get a little bit of Jennet Jackson. That's
how I felt leaving there has to be it has
to be a thing. Now.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
When you get famous, you need a financial planner, right,
you need someone who's gonna tell you not to do
dumb stuff. And you need that guy who's gonna pull
the plug on you, who said, you know what, man,
we had a good run. It's time. It's time to
wrap this up. And I don't even think it's a
money thing. I think it's for him, like there's nothing else.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
This is yes, when he stops doing this, he dies. Man.
This is what's keeping them alive. But unfortunately you're getting
duped in to buy a ticket for a show. It's
not even you know what makes it worse is you
have them out there like a corpse and behind them
you got the you got the four guys and in
the back and they're moving and they're snapping. Apparently the
Four Seasons the energy on that stage, except for the
corpse that you put in front.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
The Four Seasons haven't aged since nineteen sixty four. They're
not even the Rigi, they're twenty seven years old.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
It is guys, like when it's like when you say
the Temptations are coming to the casino, it's not the Temptations.
So it's uh, it's it's sad. Uh.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
You can see the videos. It just go to YouTube.
Put in Frankie Valley Disaster. I would go with you
just to watch and just module show. And that's what's
gonna happen. You're gonna get people that are gonna go
and goof on him, just to go and goof on him.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
And here's a guy.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Dude, he's given us. Dude, I still on a Sunday morning,
I'm making breakfast for the family. I'm putting Frankie Valley
radio on, and I'm I'm jamming out that the songs
that are fifty sixty years old, not this one.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah, that's funny, dude.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
It's tough to see him, man. And and he's got
the wig, he's got the two pay He looks like
a skeleton. He's not singing, and they just prop him
up on stage to collect the dollars. Well, it would
be fun if they gave everybody in the audience a
nerf gun.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
He just shooting. Yeah, sure, now you're making it. Now,
it's a little bit more fun. There should be you
know what.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Honestly, you know we have elder abuse laws. There should
be an elder abuse law for something like this.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
All right, him and Joe Biden. Somebody has to run
the country. Who you're voted for? I think I'd have
to go Franki val Would you have Frankie value for
Joe Biden?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Yeah, just because Frankie Valley I think had a better career. Look,
we get back, I will do a thing called do
you think.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
You have it bad? You think you've got it bad.
I don't think we have it bad. You know.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
It could be a chain, a watch, sometimes shoes. It
shows that you have money, right, yachts, homes. Yeah, I'm
a watch guy. Now I've been collecting nice wives.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Yeah, like I got a swatchwatch. Oh yeah, I mean
you say old. I say I bought it six months ago.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Nice? You know is it new? Did you get it used? Used?

Speaker 4 (50:43):
At a garage sale last July? I guess Ken Griffin,
who has a bunch of money. He decided that he
wants to one up everyone. Right, you can have a
hot looking wife, you can have the car, you can
have the house, you can have the yacht, you can
have the watch. He's buying dinosaur bones for forty four

(51:05):
million bucks. He got a Stegosaurus skeleton.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Are they legitm this? I guess dude, you're gonna spend
forty four million bucks. I get you at Hope.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Actors Nicholas Cage and Leonardo DiCaprio also have bought bones
of dinosaurs. A t rex skull they both they were
bidding on went for two hundred and eighty thousand bucks.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
That is pretty cool. I mean, if I walk to
someone's house and you have a stegosaurus lined up in
the lobby there, I'll put together.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
A surgeon who so does real estate in China owns
a collection of dinosaur skulls.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
It's it shows that you're big and powerful.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Apparently that's how you want to show off that you
have money now, is by having a dinosaur.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
A daycare in Michigan.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Has promised that they're no more melatonin sprays directed at
kids while they're in their care. Parents were a tab
upset after learning that the Adventure Learning Center employee had
sprayed melatonin on the nap mats to get the kids
that go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Oh man, man, let's do it that night. Well, let's
just spray from the ceiling.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Video of the nappy spray treatment was recorded by a
parent who'd been monitoring the daycares live feed. While the
melatonin is a natural hormone, it hasn't been approved by
the FDA for use in children. I know my little guy,
he likes to pop some melotonin. Especially man, you know
he's uh because he'll come home from school and like
take like an hour nap, so he'll be all. He'll

(52:34):
be all like ready to go. It's like eight thirty
at night. I'm like, dude, you gotta wind down. Hell,
pop some melotone and next thing I know, it's like
a dart hit him in the neck.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
He's out. Yeah. I think my kids still take and
they took it for a while there.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
I know. My wife pops melatonin too, Pop a melotonin,
um so and I'm cool with that. You some melotonin
on the on the on the sleepy mat. Yeah, that's
sure mine. That's a spray.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
All over the kids, dude, not kidding. My wife and
I when we first started hanging. You know, I'm a
tough hang when it comes to drinking. You got to
know how to drink around me. And you know, a
couple of times we would go out and my wife
would you know, knock back a few too.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Many, right, and.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
The next morning she would wake up and her heart
would be pounding. Now what that's called this Irish guilt.
That is your body the alcohol is leaving your body,
and your body doesn't know what to do, and your
heart starts pounding. You get antsy, your heart starts pounding, right,
It's called Irish guilt. It's also called withdrawals, but we
like to put the name Irish guilt on Hangover sounds good.

(53:41):
It's not even a hanger. You wish you were hungover.
It's like you want to crawl up the wall. Right, So, yeah,
it's fun. It's fun being Irish. That's why we call
it Irish gilt. It's like the whole You ever have
a panic attack, sure, imagine that it's waking up with
the panic attack.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
I have a one right now.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
The only way you can get rid of it is
a couple of things, one big thing. Starts thinking again,
So why dude? I used to make her a mimosa,
But I would put Benadrill in it, all right, Bill Cosby,
and it would knock her back out. But I didn't
do it with her not knowing. She knew, she knew
that I did it, but it was the only way

(54:17):
that she would like it. Would it would knock her
back to sleep so she could sleep at all. Yeah,
I've done that with girls on days before I met
my wife. Yes, so yeah, so I did legally drug
my wife when we first started dating.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Is that why she puts a napkin over her cup?

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Now?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Only legally now there's some times we're fighting where I
wish I could do it again. You need the melotonin spray.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
People because of the chances of Earth getting dive bombed
by an asterroid are getting a little antsy because it's
now increased. The new numbers from NASA reportedly show the
percentage chance of us getting nailed by a head on
asroid has gone up from two point six percent now
to three point one percent.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
It's the highest ever risk assessment.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Back in two thousand and full it had gotten up
to two point seven and now we're at three point one.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
I don't know if you told me driving home I
have a three point one chance of getting into an
accident and dying. It's pretty good. I'm gonna be pretty
careful getting home, figuring that's a pretty decent chance.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
That's a three percent chance. I mean, that's not it's
not a great batting average. You No, let's go ahead,
let's just reset everything maybe, man, you know, like before
the best There you go. Those people they haven't bet
you not so much.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
One hundred point seven is the excels out Jersey's rock stations,
the XCEL Morning Show. So they better shut this thing down.
At my gym, because this is gonna get out of hand.
I could see this happening. It's the first time I
saw it. Guy brought a dog into the gym. Man,
he did not look like he was an next military
guy who needed a therapy dog when we were like

(55:47):
it was helping him in any way. He wasn't blind.
This was just a guy in great shape that brought
a brand new puppy to the gym. You know, when
we were bowling the other night, see a guy brought
a dog. No, now, dide it look like he needed
had the vest it had best.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Saying it was a support dog or whatever. It was
there for like a health reason. But yeah, I don't know, man,
this could be a guy. Now you said it's a gym,
This could be a guy trying to pick up girls.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
It was.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
It was one hundred percent. Yeah, I mean the first
of all the guys, and he's in pretty good shape.
Now you bring a dog to the gym, they're gonna
want to pet the dog. But you might as well
just also bring a kid. You're gonna be like, oh,
it's my nephew. You're gonna open up for these for
these yoga brawls and these girls are go to the gym.
You think this isn't gonna start something, You're wrong. But
here's does everybody in the gym turn around and looked
at this little dams cute little dog, a little Dalmation poppy.

(56:34):
Even I'm looking at the thing. I'm like, but this
is gonna open up. You let this guy in here,
because I don't.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Even like them when the people bring kids to the gym,
because then they got to start those little like kid.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Jails or you gotta do a kid in jail. Yeah,
we got a little daycare for all that.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
But dude, I'm watching it in stories now supermarkets where
they sell food, fresh food. Yeah, like I'm watching people.
They're not even putting these dogs in shopping carts now,
they're just walking dogs through the store.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I saw two dogs almost get into it at a
home depot. Yeah, man, Alan and going back and forth,
all yes, you brought a dog.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
I mean it's like bringing a wolf into a store
that just has food everywhere.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Like my brother's dog. It won't die. Things twenty years
old now, he used to bring this thing out right again,
This thing is cripple. Things is running around. I don't
know who's saving who But anyway, he would bring it out.
But now it's gotten bad where it's just loses control,
just pee or like crap all over the place, or
it's hacking up. It got so bad, like he can't
even bring the thing out and then listen, he thank
you for doing that because he wants to be walking

(57:29):
through a walmart. Yeah, and the dog goes to the bed.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
But it happens, man, Yes, look, I look, I think
we should put an age on people shopping, like I
don't like old people. Yeah, right now I'm supposed to
take care of your dog. Also like putt, Like once
you turn seventy two, you're not at the shop anymore. Yeah.
I mean, look, I was there. My dog was dying
for the last year I had it. My dog was
in real bad shait.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
It was bleeding.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
He was bleeding body out of its notes. It was
just had a constant nose bleed for years. Like Sharon Stone.
Oh in the movie Casino. That was a big pool.
That was a big pool right there. So I had
to do the thing where I would take it everywhere
and when I went shop, but I couldn't bring it
in the store. Yeah, I would have to leave my
car running. I'd have to leave a note on the
windshield saying don't call the police. The dog is in

(58:11):
like seventy degree air conditioned weather. He's listening to the
Fleetwood Mac. He's good, you know, And people still call
the police. I walk out to my car and there's
a cop and I'd be like, the car's on. And
sometimes the cops would be like, what if the car
caught fire? I go, what if I got struck by lightning?

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Right now? Like, come on, man, dog's bleeding out of
its nose. Yeah, if the thing died in a fire accident,
it probably for this dog. And I'm watch his guy
like he's working out. He's got the bench and he
wraps the leash around. I'm like, there's weights everywhere, there's
people moving everywhere. I was like, what an awful, awful
idea for a dog. And now we're so.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
Lad, like like it's it's everything's relaxed about animals on
planes and stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Dude, animal shit. I'm sorry. I know everyone loves their
dogs and they're stupid.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Cats shouldn't be allowed in a plane, and if they are,
throw them in the storage underneath where all.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
The luggage goes. I did it. I did it once
with two dogs and those little tiny carries as a
little your here. I don't want that either, especially with
what I pay. It was the worst experience of our
entire life. That dog was whimpering because it don't know
what's happening. It's enough, it's rumbling down the thing. I mean,
you know that what's going on. You're on a plane, man, Yeah,
awful enough enough, enough is enough. It's time to take

(59:18):
the gym back. Everybody, thanks for call today. Always welcome
on the show. Glare we know part of the stay there.
Let's kick off a rock block for you. It's one
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Speaker 4 (59:31):
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Speaker 1 (59:39):
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We'll be happy where you smiling, Keep on smiling, smile.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
That's dropping out, man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I know you guys are awesome. My love looking at
you guys on my way.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Of working race.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
She was like, oh yeah, warming up, Chip, and I'm like,
I'm a down here. We're rocking.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Hey, thank you you shot you the beast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
How you do y'all? Keep me laughing? Man, you guys
are great. Good morning, guys are hilario. Let's day?

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Shot it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Oh God? Is it my radio? Or it's are you
only broadcasting in MANA show? This is the radio DJT
like if you're on it, I would listen to this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Man getting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore. He
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