FRIDAY 2-21-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
In a world of fowl mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management.
One show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
All the rest. And this show.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Isn't it?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
Good morning, buddy. How are you now? Later today, me
and you have to go do something. We're very secretive
about what we have to do. But after the show,
me and you are were on a on a mission, right, Yeah,
we're not even telling this first. Yeah, that's why I'm
being quiet, so I don't want them to hear you.
Today is across the hall.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Now, it's gonna be interesting what we're doing after the show.
Kind of have to dress up for. But I'm interested
to see what you're gonna wear.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, I know you, uh, it's kind of a big deal.
I know you're like a you're an anti Jean guy.
But even if you dress up the top for what
we gotta do. Yeah, sorry, man, I think it's it's
gonna be a it's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
You might be the only ones you might be the
only person. And I'm gonna make sure because I'm gonna
wear a suit. I'm gonna make sure I point out
to everyone that you're just wearing jeans.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Especially for for these folks, because I think they're really
gonna dress up for this thing. Yeah, yeah, it's a
dress up occasion. Yeah it should be. It's the it's
the it's the opposite of a wet day. I went
to a I went to a buddy's this thing here
and it actually it was an honor of his kid,
and everyone was cool. That's so depressing, man. It was

(01:46):
more jeans to that. I bet he was insulted. We
know what it was is. Uh, everybody was kind of
laid back as far as because this guy, you gotta
shape up the audience.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Like if, okay, if what we're doing is a guy
who was blue collar is like love to.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Just drink beer out of a keg and a garage,
right right? You know, I get it. Man.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
They may play upon Jobe song on a boom box
to celebrate his life. This I think is a little different.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think we're going a little more upskin. Plus, we
don't really know anybody. You don't know anything they can.
I mean, at least you're gonna wear a button down shirt, right,
button down shirt, blazer is gonna be a pair of
shirt shoes though, I gotta touched the shirt and kind
of kind of we'll see how we'll see how it fits.

(02:32):
And you see nice shoes, what kind of nice shoes?
I got nice shoes? You're not gonna wear. You're not
gonna wear bocos. Are a Converse All Star, nice pair
of boots or a nice dress shoes. It's gonna dress up.
So if you look past them, everything else that's gonna
look at thinking about doing corduroy dress pants with a
blazer and a at a button down shirt's gonna skateboard
to it. No, not those type of cordos, not the

(02:56):
cool qurterus in the nine chain wallert.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
I I think I'm going. I think I'm going full suit.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay, wow, Yeah, I don't think I even know the suit.
So yeah, I just won't sit by you jeans now,
at least if I were in shorts but geans. Yeah,
I will definitely point out that everyone you're wearing the
jeans I like.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Luckily we don't know anyone I like the I like
to go to the after party. It's gonna be Yeah,
I don't think. I don't think we're it's the lunch
and I don't think we're in.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'd like to go grab some food. I think this
is a quick hit.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Me and you.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I think we go up to a quick hit. Maybe
hit Asbury Park on the way. There is there a
chance that when he sees us, he thinks we're there
just to break his balls. And relationship is as a
ball breaking relationship. We're not really friendly, like real like
you know, compassionate people.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Okay, I called you and I said, I think we
should do this because I don't think anybody else are
company showing up and we've called goffin together. Okay, here's
how you justify it. We're on a text thread with him. Yeah,
to me that that that's friend that is friendly enough
that that we have to go and do this and
and honor it.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Pops everybody. It is this Friday is an hour drive,
I know, I know. Yeah, we have some stuff to do.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well, we'll get some lunch on the way home. Like
I said, well, hit up Asbury Park, maybe the Stone
Pony on the way home.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, And I was in the opposite direction. I'm like, yo,
let's hit up the Piccolily for wings. Yeah, I do.
We're not going by the all.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I guess I could take some back roads. OCOLI might
be able to make it work.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
It work everybody. Friday will wrap up for work week.
We get another pair of Alice Cooper tickets, will throw out. Yeah,
Alice Cooper tickets coming to ocean. We'll hook you up
my tickets coming up. It is one lunch point Seven's
the XLS out Jerseys Rock station z e XL Morning Show.
Good morning, everybody doing line. I can go allrite it
and we'll do it lit and things sucks. I'm Scotty.

(04:46):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
He's some news for use on a big old Friday.
The flu, namely influenza A, has been rapidly spreading through
our region. A lot of people are blaming the Eagles Parade.
It's a super spreader, really, they said, crowd like that.
You know a lot of people close proximity. They're gonna
spread the flu. But you know, we're not locking everything
down like back in the day.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
By the day, I mean two years ago. You mean
they weren't six feet apart in Philly. No, they were not.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
So they said, it's the best, it's the worst. It's
been since ninety seven ninety eight flu season. They said,
you got fever, chills if they're multiplying, headache, runny nose, nausea, fatigue,
loss of appetite, sore throat, you're sick. But they said
it's pretty treatable, you know, with your just over the
counter cold medican.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
It ran through our house. Man, kids got it, you know,
and they both have bunk beds, so when they throw up,
they don't get to the bathroom. Usually goes all over
the wall. Remember the wife got it. She was pretty
banged up too, but it kills her because I didn't
get it in the entire house. Yeah, and she'll look
at me, is the most unhealthy one in the family.
But I didn't get sick.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Dude, we got We were on vacation right after Christmas,
and everyone got sick like the last couple of days
of the vacation and post vacation except me. Man, I
feel crazy. What are we doing? But remember that the
bunk beds. That's why Willis hated.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
What's his nuts? What was the little guy's name? Oh,
Arnold Arnold?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Because Arnold used to pee the bed and Willis was
under on the bunk bed, and so Willis used to
hate that.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Arnold had the top bed. Yeah, but unfortunately what happened
They both are up top, right because we, uh, this
might have a lot of space in the bottom. So yeah,
so it's two bunk beds. But underneath is like the
desk four beds all together. No, underneath, that's what it is. Yeah,
and one has like the little uh the little food
time for when they bring chicks over. So when it
throws up, when this one throws up, it goes all

(06:32):
over his gaming computer, which we spent a lot of
money on for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, dude, Mike, my guy had that too, with the
futon underneath, with the bed up top.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah. And then one day he goes, I want a
regular bed. You go and I was like, that's so
much cooler what you have. You have a couch and
a bed. You got a lot of room for activity.
He was scared of the fan hit him in the head. Yeah.
I had to get a he had to get a
ceiling fan. That okay, I thought about that too. I
actually took when we did this, I had to take
the ceiling fan down because it gets like got a
little too close for them.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, I don't blame them.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Three Allentown parks in Montmouth County, Jersey have shut down
after twenty five geese were found dead.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Officials are trying to figure out if it's the bird flu.
Most strains of bird flu do not infect humans, but
can cause severe illness infected birds.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
That have the av and av on of a v
I M influenza virus. They can spread it through saliva, mucus,
and feces, So they're.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Shutting down the parks.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Residents can report dead geese if you see any around
in a in a park or a field six zero
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Speaker 2 (07:38):
They look cool, but man, those things are animals. We
chase the dude vicious.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, the chances we've talked about it for the last
couple of days of a giant space rock striking the
Earth had decreased, but now nas is even coming up
with ways to destroy it.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
So there's it's uh.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
It's it's coming in about two point six it's it's coming.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
There's something coming at the Earth. Nobody on Earth can hide,
and we got about a two point six percent chance
right now of it hitting. It's about the size of
the statue of liberty. Nothing would survive, not even backtery.
I'm gonna keep giving you the lines from ARMAGEDD. Now
this is NASA. Now once again, NASA came out and
said that we are working on something. We are going
and working with our best oil drillers. There's a guy

(08:17):
who's on the Gulf coast named Harry Stamper, true and
we need him and his rag tag group of oil diggers.
Is that in the article they gotta go drill, They're
gonna have to drill a hole and drop a bomb.
He said, No one is panicking, but it's definitely what
we're talking about here in the hallways of NASSA. We're
figuring out ways to take care of the asteroid before
it hits the earth. I like the movie because the

(08:39):
Predator is like the President is like me, I'm like,
I don't know, let's just let's just keep fire missiles
at it and we're rein it's trajectory.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
One of the guys he's like, we can just we
can put a bomb on a parachute and then the
winds will pick it up and it'll just land on
the asteroids.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Our money being spent well at NASA, that's news. What
about sports. Sixers nets, that's gonna be to ma b
oh no, yes, six ers nets tomorrow, Flyers oilers tomorrow.
There you go. That's news. That's Sunday today, High up
to thirty seven, cloudy tonight over at LO twenty tomorrow
for your Saturday more sun and high up to thirty nine.

(09:13):
It's twenty two outside right now. One hundred point seven
ZXL SO Outh Jerseys Rock Station ZXL Morning Show. Forty
seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock Station ZXL Morning Show. I
have to get into this a little bit, so I
stumbled across the conversation my wife's having with my little guy,

(09:34):
twelve year old. I guess sex education is now being
taught in school.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Absolutely twelve is about I remember that's sixth grade and
we got sent to health class. Half of us got
sent to one room. The half of it was boys
got sent to one room and girls got sent to another.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
And that was it. Let's go, let's go time. Yeah,
we did the same thing to watch a movie. It
was seventh grade, and I guess there was one market period.
You didn't have to go to g him. You just
went to health class. And I remember the fattest most
out of shape teacher was. It was mister Taylor. He
was a gym teacher. But it was a guy where
you'd sit there, you see the big fat bubble where
his penis is. It should be the.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Grundle, the grunt something like that. The gun, yeah, the
guns the gunt.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah. So I'm like, boy, for as a gym teacher,
you ought to be I don't know, being able to work.
Gym teachers were never in shape. He was our health teacher.
I'm like, I don't know, I'm in sex education from
a guy who hasn't seen his penis and I don't
know thirty years. Come on, I don't know how they
thought those guys were, uh were gym teachers. I guess
jim teachers were the guys who partied too much in
college but like just finished, but couldn't you teach They

(10:39):
couldn't teach you algebra, So they were like, just tell
him to do jump a jacks. So somehow my wife
and and him start talking about the class. She wasn't
got an email. I don't even know he was taking
a sex education class, like seventh grade. I guess is
when I started. He's in sticks. But we had the conversation.
We went out to a little diner and I had
the little sex talk with him. Yes, it wasn't a
big amount, Sorella stick. It looks like a penis. Wasn't

(10:59):
that of a deal. I'm like, man, okay, so this
is what happens. You know, technically, this is how the
baby is for him. That's it. An he questions, nope,
and we left it at that.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Son, what's gonna happen is you're going to see an
attractive girl and she's gonna bleed you dry and then
break your heart.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
There you go. Now class is over now, and I
want to get into and I know he's too young.
You know how much fun it can be, you know
from behind all time. I'm not gonna get into that yet,
but I think, yes, right right. I don't want to
ruin it for him because I had to do it,
you know. I remember the first time and all the
how it all went down. It was great. But you
could tell he's uncomfortable talking about it with mom. Yeah
he should be. It'd be weird if he was comfortable.

(11:36):
And I'm like, I almost wanted to grab her and
say no, no, no, don't do it. We had this conversation.
This isn't the place, yeah, because you're gonna look at
a bunch of charts and just like dude.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I never I never had the conversation with any of
my daughters about about them getting their periods or anything
like that.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
That's my world, that's not my world. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, but I remember that when they split us up
in sixth grade, boys go one room, girls going the other.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I remember coming back to class. I remember all the
girls talking about.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Their periods and then they were all discussing who had
gotten it and who had not gotten it, and they
were kind of like bullying the girls who hadn't gotten
it yet.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Oh geez. Yeah, yeah, it was fun times. It was
the early nineties. He'd get away with that. So I'll
talk to my wife and just say listen. You could
tell he's uncomfortable. He doesn't want to talk, nor should
he talk to you because your mom. Yeah, yeah, you're
a person at least I'm dad, And I just told
him that, you know, the technical the way it actually
goes down. He has a lot to learn, so let
him discover that fun stuff on his own. My dad

(12:30):
never had the conversation with me. I don't know how
I figured it out. I just did. He just eventually,
I don't know, you popped out of the old VHS
tape Dad had when he wasn't home, and there it is. Yeah, army, army,
Brat's gone bad or something like that. There you go.
It was mostly motorcycle chicks that were to parties, and
usually it happened at a pool table.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Your son, here's Black Cherry magazine. You know, here's everything
you need to know.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
You need to know. But the look on his face
is just I don't want to have this conversation. Yeah,
and that should be would be that way.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
My wife's talking about the She's like, yeah, see how
the the sperm. They look like little tadpoles. I'm like, ah,
shut it down, don't get down, get ready, buddy, I'm
saying vast deference. Why is that you got a drum lesson, buddy,
gud put your shoes on. Let's head out. Uh look
we get we get back. We're gonna knock out some
rock news.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
But I got a pair Alice Cooper tickets, last pair
Alice Cooper playing Ocean in Atlantic City.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Do you want them? Six zero nine six seven seven
one hundred seven sig zero nine six seven seven one
hundred and seven.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Alice Cooper coming to Ocean. Do you want the ticket?
Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven. We'll
get back rock news, Joe, Joe and Scottis.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
There's some rock news for you.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Sharon Osbourne revealed during an appearance on Billy Corgan's new podcast,
The Magnificent Others Podcast, their biggest mistake managing Ozzie's career
was denying request to have the singer read for a
well known movie role. Okay, well was it at one point?
This was when the Osbourne's were super hot, right, discussion

(14:01):
and Sharon shut it down because she didn't think it
would be good for Ozzie's career.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
She said, it's a big mistake.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Now he got offered to read for a part in
Pirates of the Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Okay, I could see that as.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
She said she said no, Yeah, she said that it
would have been perfect.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Not Jack Sparrow though he's he's been a pirate right.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
They think it's what Keith Richards ended up doing playing
Johnny Depp's father.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
See, yeah, you want to have to do a lot
of makeup either, you can just run. It looks like
a pirate Keith Richards does. It's great.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
He's in the movie for like ten minutes. He plays
Keith Richards. Yeah, just as Johnny Depp's father is Jack
Sparrow's father and so so.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
So originally it was supposed to go to Ozzie, but
Sharon shot it down.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, I think that was it.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I don't think Ozzie has many other credits to his
name when it comes to other than the Osbourne's.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, I don't think he's no movies. I don't think
he's ever been in some documentaries. That's about it.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Alison changed Erry kan Trout from Alison Chains. He's made
some small cameos in movies, and he's talked about how
he has a regret he turned down being an Almost
Famous the movie from Cameron Cross Stellar movie. He got
friendly with Cameron Crowe while when camer Crow was doing

(15:18):
the nineteen ninety two film Singles Out of Seattle and
so him and his band, Allison Chains were in the
movie along with Pearl Jam and Soundgarden.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
He also had a small role.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
In Jerry Maguire that was Cameron Crowe's movie. But he
had a chance to do Almost Famous. They said he
wanted me to be the bass player in the band.
One of my biggest regrets is turning Cameron Crowe down
for a third consecutive movie because I guess he said
that he had a small role in some of these movies,
but he had turned down some other movies also. But yeah,

(15:51):
so I don't even know who the bass player was. No,
because you had the kid who from Mall Rats.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
And is Earl. He was the lead singer. Billy Cruttup
was the guitarist.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
They were like the Micke and Keith in Almost Famous
and the band Stolewater. Jimmy Fallon was their manager. And
you watch that now Almost Famous. Now you're going back
twenty five years. Yeah, there's so many people that weren't
stars that were in there are now huge stars.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Such a good movie.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
But Jerry Cantrell from Alison James says that he regrets
not being in Almost Famous. But that was a time
man movie Rock Star with Mark Wahlberg. I remember they
got Zach Wilde. He was part of that band. So
it was loosely based on Judas Priest.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Right, Yeah, you're bringing an actual band back.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, it was a lot a lot of those guys
back then. Were popping up in movies.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
And what do you really have to do?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
You're you're in stage, you're doing what you do anyway,
You're just in a movie. But it was you're playing
a bass player. The problem was I think he was
very during that time. You're talking ninety seven ninety eight.
A lot of drugs, Yeah, a lot of heroin. Tough
to do a movie when you're on heroin. It's gotten bigger.
Creed is doing the summer of ninety nine and Beyond festival.
All right, it's gonna it's gonna tour all over the

(17:02):
country this summer.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Why do I hate Creed? Like they're back. They're back.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
College kids have accepted them. Sports arenas and stadiums have
accepted Creed.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Cover bands are doing their music now. It's everywhere. The
crowds are loving it along. They're adding a band to
the festival, Nickelback. Oh god, you know what the whole
ship should think.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
So it's gonna kick off in Wisconsin July eighteenth through
the nineteen Nickelback in Creed heading up the summer on
ninety nine and Beyond festival. Uh So Dude is a
lineup will be joined by Live the band Live Daughtry, Tonic, Our,
Lady Piece and Lit.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Other performers will be three.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Doors Down, seven, Dust, Wolfgang, Van Hale and Hinder, Vertical,
Horizon and Fuel. So tickets go on sale yesterday. They
went on sale yesterday, So you can go to ticketmaster
dot com if you want to see Nickelback and Creed
along with a bunch of other bands, a lot of.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Names there from the ninety Yeah. I don't know if
we're getting a local show.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Hopefully we we'll get a local show either to Canden
or somewhere somewhere fun and outdoors.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
For the summer. It'd be a great show for the
beat in Atlantic. Sure would there you go? Or Wildwood
or wild maybe Wildwood? Uh, there you go? Some rock
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Speaker 4 (18:55):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Must be nice to be retired, dude. My in laws retiredired, right,
They both retired at the same time after they both
work like thirty five years, so they started working early.
So they're still young. I believe that they're not even
sixty yet. They're retired, and.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
They just decided one day, Hey, we're.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Gonna go down the Florida for a month. Okay, So
all right, you're gonna go down the Florida for a month.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Oh, well, who's taking care of the animals? There is
no It's the beauty of life. I know they're old.
There are no animals, right, So they just get up
and they leave. They're retired. They don't have to worry
about anything. They have no kids to worry about that
are young, right, and so all right they up and leave.
My wife's on the phone with him yesterday, and I
guess her mom's birthday's coming up, and she's like, well, Mom,
what are you gonna do down in Florida for your birthday?

(19:44):
Once again? Must be nice? Oh, We're gonna get on
a cruise ship and go to the Bahamas for a
couple of days. Do whatever you want, dude, what like that?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Must Okay, I don't think I'm ready to retire, Like
I know they put the years in, but I want
to retire too.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
This sounds like fun. Yeah. Now, my mom she handled
it a different way her retirement. She's stuck in a
four hundred and eighty square house square footage she could
expand a little bit. Yeah, she's basically in a closet,
paycheck to paycheck, getting by watching a dog is twenty
years old. The house and she also has fifteen cats.

(20:19):
So she is officially retired. Yeah, she's icily. Yeah, but
you know what, here's the thing with retirement. Everybody is,
as you're working, you want to make sure you set
yourself up retirement. For my wife, my wife and I
we're actually pretty smart with our stuff. So when we're
ready to retire, we can do that. And that's what
it's going to be. Cushion. I'm thinking about even when
I retire, if my dogs are still alive, I'm gonna
put them down perfect health. Don't care they're gone. I

(20:41):
won't responsibility. I want to be able to jump in
the car and say, you know what, I told you
that you go somewhere and do something.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I know you you were excited to get new Actually
you weren't excited to get new dogs.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
I love it. I think you did it under You
did it under protest, and I told you that it
was her idea. We were dog free. Man.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
You did it at fifty And I said, you know,
you're going to be seventy when these dogs die.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah he's seventy years old.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
So yeah, I mean you just screwed your your latter
years getting not one but two dolls.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, when I eventually have to shoot them for their health. Yeah,
I'm gonna be in my sixties when I do that.
Seventies probably. Yeah. Yeah, I mean you're you're on the
down swing to seventy. The retirement's fun if you set
yourself up for retirement. Now, listen, you your parent at laws.
I mean they worked hard, they were smart about it,
so they can do these things. Yeah, it's that person
like my mom. It's retired, Like I don't know, life sucks,

(21:27):
Like I want to get a job. You need to
do something else. Well, she should have been a postal
worker for thirty years. I'll be honest, man, I think
she's as shocked as I am that she's still alive
at sixty something. But the way she smoked in the
quality of life she I just wanted to think she
thought she had a retirement.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
I got to sit down with your mom and really
ask her what her age is, because me and you
have been doing the show a long time, like over
fifteen years, and your mom has been sixty five years
old for the whole fifteen year run of the show.
I'm shocked, dude. Yeah, she's in her solis your mom.
That's been the biggest mystery I think of our show.
I'm gonna give fifteen years you keep just telling me

(22:01):
she's sixty five.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm gonna guess I think the ages wore. My dad
was born in forty seven. I think my mom was. Wait, dude,
she's closing on eighty now. Yeah, so I think my
mom was born in fifty three through six years between them,
so auly, yeah, something like that. So she's over seventy.
She's in her upper seventies. Seven.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
God damn, this woman won't die, you know, because my
dad was forty four. My mom was forty five. My
mom will be eighty in April. Okay, so and the
dad's dead. Do you count birthdays when you're in the ground.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
No, No, that's where you stop. So so yeah, so
your mom's guys, she's closing on seventy five. Yeah, and
I'm gonna say you probably I felt like she thought
when she was going to retire, this would be it.
Like she wants to go read a book on the
beach and she can't because you got to watch a
stupid dog, which I do tell my brothers, like, you know,
you're rolling a mom's little retirement at the time that
she actually has.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Now she does enjoy gambling. Do you ever just send
her down a casino with some some money in her pocket?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Can do that online? Don't be silly, man, she has already.
I didn't think about that. It's all dangerous.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
That's dangerous now now you set her up with online gambling.
So what we're saying is there's two different retirements you
could do. You go to Miami, you could jump on
a cruise ship, or do you get me stuck in
the house watch it at all while online gamble?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah? Now, but that's night. And I admire those people
when you see like retired companies, they're enjoying the rest
of the said doing whatever you want to do, because
for years you were stuck at a job, doing a
job you don't want to do. You should know what
the know what sucks is they say the retirement age
might be like sixty five whatever when you fire retire,
But then if you look at the age expectancy, it's

(23:32):
it's a huge diet. Sixty eight. You got about twelve
years to really enjoy your life, like you know, job
free if you can do it, dude, I'll tell you what. Man.
Both of them didn't want to retire either. They kind
of not forced into.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
It, but like they were they they probably would still
be working, right, but they were like, I think now's
the time.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
I got an uncle man worse construction. He's the guy
who drives the bulldozer, fun end load whatever. That's a
fun job exactly. He doesn't get out. It's kept. It's
temper control, uh, temper control. Quit. He will not retire,
Like why it's a money grab. I go in there,
I play on the controls and do my job. He's like,
can make a video game. He will never retire.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Every day he plays the crane game that we play
at the at the carnival, and.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
His life too is in the wintertime. He doesn't work.
He just works in like the spring of the fall
when it's slice out there. Other than that he's playing pickleball.
Look we get back, Uh, we we'll knock out some headlines.
One hundred point seven z xcel C is these rock stations.
CXL Morning Show where you can always get a hold
of us on the talk back feature on the iHeart

(24:31):
Radio application.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
To lay it out for you, to make it super easy,
you go to the iHeartRadio app, go to your app
store on your phone, iHeartRadio app search WZXL. When you're there,
you're gonna see his red microphone button. It hits you
right in the face. Click on it. You can send
us an audio message, just like a voicemail.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
We'll get it.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
We'll play it, no matter how great, no matter how dumb,
no matter how nasty, no matter how great it is,
We'll play it a.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Lot of times. You know, we're talking about something on
the show, and then you know what I like to
chime in. I'm not gonna call up you just leave
a voicemail. You're drunk on a Saturday night, You're drunk
on a Wednesday night.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Hit up the app, the iHeartRadio app search WZXL, hit
the red microphone button, mumble into the microphone and send
us a.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Message, and we get the recording too, so we can
send it back. For example, over the weekend, my wife
was hitting me because we got in an argument. So
she was beating me, so I sent help. I went
to the app and I hit the microphone button. You
can hear her wail and a why. I mean, now
I have that for court if I ever needed. I'm
a divorce I like that. You were talking about a

(25:33):
rest stop you had to I think this is your wife.
You had to drop off at a restop. Look at child trafficking.
I said.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Dropping off is ghetto, where you're dropping off someone to
a like, Oh I am drop my wife off at
the Atlantic City Expressway rest stop. When I was divorced
and my kids were little, we used to have to
meet at a state park and drop the kids off
right and do the transfer kids.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
It's ghetto.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
There's absolutely nothing wrong with dropping somebody all for the
rest stop.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
I dropped JoJo's vomb full the time I picked her
up from one guy's car.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
She got some that's not a real tough fa Why
does that guy picked on your mom like that and
your mom doesn't go car to car like a lot lizard.
Why would he say that? Oh, this one here, I
was talking about being shamed by my wife when it
comes to food. It looks like heavy handed Dennis finally
got the app to work. And this is about my
summer body that I don't have. Yeah, heavy hited Dennis.

(26:26):
You know, in our personal life, he'll text us.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
And he was taking some shots at you yesterday and
I did not appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I felt that too. You know, he was being very
I was like, yo, man must have been having a
bad day man, because he took some personal shot.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
He like screenshot a picture ell you and like zoomed
in on it. Okay, that's not cool. And my wife
did a video where.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Okay, if you stop the video, my mouth kind of Yeah,
it was a bad You can see my man boobs
once again. But it's not a very it's not a
very flatter. And this is why I don't like what
our wives when they do that. I don't like when
our wives do that nonsense. Still video us with not
knowing and stuff. I hate that. Yeah, he looks like
Harry from Harry and the Henderson's. He's one to be tall.
He is very hairy. His head looks like a thumb

(27:09):
summer body. Come on, man, listen, dude.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
I know a guy that works with me just had
a triple bypass literally late in the hospital as we speak.
Hate everything clean, everything clean. Eat the goddamn cheese steak roll, Joe,
come on.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Man, and I did, and I did. Dude, Yeah, you're you.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Actually you're pretty ballsy because you went to the doctor
and he said, hey, man, you need to get this
under control, and you said, uh no, Sarah, I spit
in your face, and I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I don't trust doctors anymore. Yeah. He also said he
said my blood was like Manni's. I don't know if
that's good or bad, though.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
I don't think it's great, Sem, but I but you
know what you're you're marching to your own orders.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Hey, Scotti, when we were younger, we used to always say, uh,
Delta always stood for it. Don't ever leave the airport,
Delta get it anyway.

Speaker 6 (27:59):
It's not as bad as that other one that went.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Out of business tw TWA.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
That was always the worst airline.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
All Right, I gotta go, guys, I gotta catch your
plate ken sit around listening to you guys, yuck it
up anymore?

Speaker 6 (28:12):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Was a plane crashing, you know, we were talking about it.
We talked about the plane flipping over in Toronto. It
was a Delta flight.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
And I was reading an article and right under the article,
by coincidence, on social media, there was an advertisement for
Delta needing new pilots.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I broke that down. Don't ever leave the airport war
Actually it's a real filter. And he's talking about value Jet.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
He talked about the other airlines used to crash all
the time. Uh.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
It shouldn't make you feel any better. That is now Spirit. Yeah,
the Spirit brought out value Jet years ago. What was
was there something before value Jet? It was always it
always it crashed, it always like the in the Florida
in March. It was value Jet. Okay, value Jet.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Value would get you.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah, And eventually Spirit came in and just on him
up and just renamed his spirit.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Hey, Jojo and Scotti. I just want to give a
shot out to the Philadelphia women population. Wedding with an
ankle bracelet swimming in rows sewitch Philadelphia women like school
on a Saturday morning, no class.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, he's not wrong. We do rip on Philly broads
a lot. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
I think it was a little shot at my my
wife going to the parade being from South Philly.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
But yeah, see that man, he'll find you.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
She'll go through the app somehow find out where this
guy lives and she'll kill them.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yep. Yeah, with the ankle bracelet on. I saw the picture.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
It was a couple getting married at a wah wah
during the Eagles parade, and she had an ankle bracelet.
When I say bracelet, I don't mean like a nice bracelet.
I mean she was on house arreste and she had
an ankle bracelet on.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Married at the wah wah. They were just pretty.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
I think they made a pretty South Jersey they really,
They were getting.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Married at the parade, but the picture was taken inside
the wawah. It's fantastic, that's right, that's where you one
hundred percent all of it was fantastic. You can all
jump on the iHeartRadio app and send us a talk back.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
It's so it's iHeartRadio app Search wz x L. See
the red microphone button. Hit it, send us a message.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
We get back. We'll do scratch.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Oh love trash, anything, thirty on g ony, anything, racket rock, roughing,
love crash.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
There's some trash for you. Tom Brady gave his son
a three million dollar watch.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Must be nice man. How old's his son? Uh? Teenager?

Speaker 5 (30:40):
Right?

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I think his sounds like, uh, let's see a Sunday
is fifteen years old. He's gonna leave that thing in
a locker gym.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
It's a Jacob and Company billionaire Mini I show.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Cook watch you know what. They started talking about it
after the super Bowl. I noticed his watch. He had
a pretty cool watch on it. I'm like the super
watch watch. And then someone afterwards they broke it down
and they showed you what brand it was. It was.
It was a really expensive thing.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
He's doing okay, Yeah, he's doing fine. I think he's
doing okay.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
But it was so flashy. Even I noticed it him, like, damn,
he's got a nice watch. I don't know who the
Krizzlies are. I guess they were a some type of
reality show parents or something. Whatever they did, they didn't
pay taxes. They're in jail. Oh, so I guess the kids.
The kids are a little bit older. I think they're
in their twenties or something. They're reaching out to the president.
You think he can get my parents out of jail.

(31:28):
Do that pardon thing, dude. The Tiger Tiger King is
number one. Get the Tiger King out of jail. Come
on Trump.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Olivia Munn she said that a studio offered her a
million bucks not to go public about problematic sets, problematic conditions.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
While on set. She was on Monica Lewinsky's podcast. Oh
and she said there were all sorts of red flags,
so I filed a complaint. She said that they offered
me a million dollars. This what set was that on?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I know she did the Predator game show movie called
the Yeah, well that was G four.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
She was on the G four. That's where she started.
That's where she started. This was the Predator.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
And she got pissed off because they found out later
the director Shane Black, he let his best friend be
in the movie and had a scene with her. Yeah,
and he was a convicted, convicted pedophile. Oh but he
still went through with the scene, still went through. They
didn't tell anyone on set that he was a convicted pedophile.

(32:30):
It was it was bad news, so she actually went
public and turned down the million bucks.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
This is interesting.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Former Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Clue was arrested and carried
out of a city council meeting after becoming disruptive. He
I guess they were gonna do a plaque that was
for Donald Trump and he's an anti trumpster And who
is this now?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I'm trumprop punter.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
The former punter from the Minnesota Vikings, Chris Clue, he
was the punter from two thousand and five to twenty twelve.
He gets carried out of this city council meeting and arrested.
But the coolest thing is he's wearing a techmobile sweatshirt. Okay,
he's got a cool zip up Techmobile sweatshirt. Bro, you're
a punter and only and you were a punter for
I you know, I don't know like you like punters

(33:16):
can punt for twenty years?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah? Like you?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
You did seven and out? Is that you can you
retire on that? Can you retire on punter money after
seven seasons?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
You should be able to do more than seven years.
You're not getting hit at all. You just got a punt.
Let's see here.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Well, that's what Pat mcabee talks about, that he could
still be punting, but he hit him and the Colts
got into it at the end, and so he bailed,
knowing that he wanted to start this podcasting career.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
This guy probably walked away. I know a couple million
dollars he set for life, still has his brain in tech.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Doesn't like Trump. Let's see here now, dude, I'm looking
at a picture. Remember the girl that catched me outside? Girl, Yes,
we loved her right, and then she started a rap career.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
She was bad baby. She has like bone cans. Well, yes,
she has blood cants a former leukemiums. But dude, she has.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Changed her face with plastic surgery. Unrecognizable. Yep, it doesn't
even look like the girl at all who was on
Doctor Phil saying catch me outside.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
This girl has been drug around la by every hip
hop and R and B labels. She is a she
You hate to say it, but she's made up now.
She's made money with OnlyFans, but she's also made money
being a rapper. She has had a hip hop career.
I do like that Gucci Flipflop song. Now do you
know who Pat Boone is. He was the announcer for

(34:37):
the Penguins, right, No, Pat Boone was a guy. He
kind of was a.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Crooner back in the day, back in the fifties and sixties.
Very family friendly, very Christian, very famous. He said that
Walt Disney, if he saw what Disney is today.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Would be ashamed. Wow, I bet that's coming from Pat Boon,
who has got to be in his nineties. I mean
Pat Boon was doing it in the fifties. And the
prices they charged you to get in Disney and everything else.
I mean, you finally get in there, it's a magical place.
I get it. But I guess with all the tunnels
and the kids and then the traffic. Yeah, it's all bad.
It's all bad. It's not good.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Remember the guy LeVar Ball, all his kids went into
the NBA. I think two of his kids went in
the NBA. One kid became a rapper. He was like
the guy like he would he was. He almost got
his kids kicked out of the NBA BECU he was
so loud and obnoxious.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah, this is like that. Dion Sanders, like dad is
a little bit too front in front of the player, like,
just let the player be the player. He really pushed
for his kid to get signed. Dad was rushed to
the hospital. They had to take his foot off. Oh god. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
So he was very big about his kids getting like
shoe deals. Remember they made his own like the ball
shoe and no one bought it.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Well, now you just need one. If you do, you
can buy your kid's shoes. One kid is okay. I
think one kid right a place or did play for
the Lakers. I think one kid plays in the Pelican
Just all right. It's like Lebron James kids. I mean
Lebron James kid is all is like two points a game.
He has like a half a rebound and a couple,
you know, a steal, like the guy sucks.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Like once Lebron's going, his kid's going. There's no way
his kid makes it on any NBA team. Even the
worst team would not have Lebron's kid.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
And he ruined that team because he waited a tramp
pick on his kid. You should have got somebody else
that could play basketball. There you go, some trash for Hey,
good morning z XL. Hello, hello, good morning says here.
Your name's Elizabeth. Yeah, I'll make it a ZXL workforce

(36:30):
employed the day for the Alice Cooper tickets. You're coming
to ocean. What do you do, Elizabeth? What's your job?
What gets you up this early?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Well, the school boss.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
I've talked to you guys before. I drive this school
bus apartment. I'm busy, busy woman. Now what give a
shout out?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
I do?

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I work twelve hour days, five days a week. Well,
give me, give me a shout out to?

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
What school district you're you're busting for Carver count I
am what switch? What's the first dame? But the worst
kid on your bus? Go ahead?

Speaker 5 (37:02):
You know?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Good? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
First, go ahead?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
It starts.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Tom. It's Thomas. The kid's name is Thomas. The kid's
name is Thomas, a little Italian from sel. He's the
kid who dried to get out. He tried to get
out the back door, didn't Thomas. He stands up. He
stands up too much. You gotta look in that mirror
and yell at him. Yeah, yeah, escape, dude. I do
not miss taking a school bus man. I I loved

(37:29):
our school bus drivers. I did.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
But when my buddy got his license, I think he
was dumb because he got his license and like his
sophomore year of high school because he failed so many grades. Right,
so uh when he got his license, dude, we all
just shoved into his car and he would take like
seven of us the school.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Oh yeah, I did the same thing with my girl
with the first kidding.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
I think we fit six or seven kids in a
Chevy Cavalier and that's how we got.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
The school every day, the clown exactly.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
All right, look you stay on hold, but you're going
to see Alice Cooper at Ocean all right.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Awesome thing about this the other day too, Like you
know how we warm up our cars because it's real
cold out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's bus drivers. What do
you get you get in an ice cold bus in
the morning, or you met you got the degrees outside
the come on, or you already started up man and
just wait around. But yeah, I mean that that probably
adds an extra half hour to your day because that's
a big bus to warm up. Assume my bus driver's

(38:24):
got to be dead man. It was old Edna, and
she was like she was like a white, pale whoopi Goldberg,
like real fat and like frumpy, and she was like
a toe, like a big fat toe running the bus.
I'm like, you gotta be dead by it. But then again,
you trusted, like our lives were in your hands. Edna
the school bus driver. She must have been sixty years old.
I was somewhere the other day.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
We were at an event and a woman comes up
to me and she goes, you don't remember me, do you?
And I was like no, and it was it was
a woman I could add a couple of years on me.
She was very nice and I go no, I'm sorry,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
And now I'm going through my head. I'm like, how
do I know you? She's like, I was your son's
bus driver, like four years ago. And I was like, oh, oh,
I know what it was.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
It was Halloween, all right, she was bringing our kids
for trigger training.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
And she goes, you don't recognize me. Now she was
wearing a costume. Also, how would you recognize you?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
It's like, yeah, she goes, I was your son's bus driver.
And I was like, oh, that's a that's a stretch man.
I was like, very nice to meet you with your husband,
like a Miller high life. Another thing. When this job
goes south, yeah, bus driver, I do that.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
School bus driver dude, I do it now, But they
need to do. You need to do mornings and afternoons.
I can do afternoons, can't do mornings.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
I don't drink it. I don't smoke pot. We had
such a bad bus and when the bus was bad,
they'd bring like the principal, the vice principal in, Oh, dude,
and you would sit in the front seat right next
to the driver and you would do that was the day,
you like, shut up, don't make a sound till this
guy gets off the bus.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
I read that was intimidating growing up elementary school. The
bus driver, our boyfriend or her husband was a cop
and if we she would tell us that if we
got out of hand, that we were all going to
be arrested. And every now and then he would pop
up with his gun and everything, you know, hell out
of you.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
It would scare the hell out of us. Now they're
having a good laugh. Now you know, now that I'm
an adult and I can I can see what they
were doing. But as a kid, you were terrified. Yeah,
your blady's getting pistol with by the cop. But he
took it. He went a little too far. Look we
get back. We're just trying to send a message here
champ Oh, we get back, knock out some headlines the

(40:27):
EXL South Jerseys rock station. Where the Metallica keyword last
time I'm going or You're gonna give it to it?
That's your last chance? This is it man.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah, So go to WZXL dot com. That's WZXL dot com.
You'll see how you can put the keyword in your
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Speaker 2 (40:48):
What is the keyword, Jojo Sandman, Sandman, Enter Sandman into
the website there and win Metallica tickets. Sandman Metallica tickets
could be yours. Go to WZXL dot com.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
I got by my wife yesterday and now I got
a reverse call her out.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
So I get hit up.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
After our show yesterday, she texts me and she's like,
you want a little crazy with that truck driving story.
Now she tries to call me out all the time
on stuff, right when it comes to the show because
she thinks that I put her in a bad light.
I never put her in a bad light. She's a wonderful,
beautiful human being. And so I go, what do you mean?

(41:28):
And I didn't even know what she was talking about.
And she said, you told the story about how a
guy had to jump out a window because his wife
was banging all the neighbors and he was a truck
driver and hear the truck coming down the street. And
I go, Nope, you're absolutely wrong. I said, that is
all one hundred percent truth story. And she's like, you
said it was one of your college buddies. I know
your college buddies, And I go no, I said it

(41:50):
was while I was in college. And the deal was
I had screwed off in high school so badly that
I had to do a year of community college to
make up for. So all my friends were gone to
four year schools. My other friend joined the army, so
I had no one to hang out with. So all
I did was go to community college, work and hang

(42:10):
out with a guy who was a friend of a
friend a couple of years older. And he was white, trashy. Yeah,
he had knocked up a girl. They lived in like
government housing, right of our audience. It was in a
town called Bellmar, the one with two l's, not one right.
It was right on Browning Roads, right like across from
a cemetery, like, and I gave her all the details

(42:33):
and she's like, I don't believe that the guy jumped
out the window.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
And I said no, I said, one hundred percent. The
guy hit.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
The guy's wife was at the house by herself because
he was a truck driver. You'd go away for days
at a time. The truck is coming down, the tractor
trailer is coming down the road. There's a guy jumping
out the window. It was the neighbor. He was banging
the wife. And then they ended up fighting right there
in the courtyard of this government housing project. And uh,
and I was right there to see it. I was
one hundred percent. And and I called her out. I

(43:02):
called her out for calling me out. I go, that
is all one hundred percent true story. Yeah, a lot
of times. I mean, I really don't make things up
on the show. Everything it's going to go down is
really the way it goes down. My memory at times
is especially with stuff like you know, you can get
a little blurry. Like I have a buddy pill Mike.
I talk about him all the time. He does a
thing and it's weird and we don't call him out

(43:23):
on it, but he had a pretty he didn't he
was good at sports, didn't really do drugs and drink
a lot in high school. He didn't do that until college.
But he takes a lot of our stories from high
school that happened to me or some other people and
he uses them as his own. And I always thought
that was a little weird, but I let it fly
because you know what, you didn't have the experience that
I had, nor did I have the experience of being

(43:44):
a great athlete that he did. So it's like he'll
tell a story and then I'll go, I'll like tap
my wife from the shoulder, and I go, that happened
to me. Yeah, that's not his story, but he's convinced himself.
I think that it's his story.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
sEH.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I think because I know so many people like I
have such a diverse group friends, like again, successful friends
that I've known for five years. I got loser friends
I've known for thirty years. Yeah, so there's I can
pretty much tag anything you come up with, like which
I can match a story. It's just a fun part
of the show is that we could throw something out
now before we go on you and I we don't
even know what we're gonna bring up, but I guarantee
if you come up with someone or I come on something,

(44:17):
I got a story that goes along with it. Man.
Here's the thing, man, a lot of experiences in life.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Me and you grew up ten minutes down the road
from each other, and we never met each other till
we started in radio. But like we we kind of
ran in the same circles in the same places.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
So like diners the same guy.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
To be honest, anyone who grew up in South Jersey
kind of did that. Everybody Wait, wait, everyone knew these places.
This thing did that. If anyone grew up in the
eighties and nineties, like you could relate with the stuff,
I can relate with you because we did the stupid.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Wacky, dumb stuff. Yeah, we lived a lot of life, man.
So yeah, I had to call out my wife and go, no,
story is absolutely true.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
And sometimes I look that guy up that I used
to hang with, because I haven't talked to him late nineties,
and I'm like, is he still alive?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Because he was he was on a path of like sure, yeah,
like he would always be the guy who was involved.
But not the guy stabbing someone like you would tell
me these stories, man, and I'm this like whitewash kid,
and he'd be like, yeah, you know I was the
other day it was a bar fight and a guy
got stabbed next to me and I was like, where
are you hanging? But he could buy me beer. This
is the problem when my wife, like when does she

(45:22):
meets somebody around the neighborhood or a couple. It's got
to be a fun couple, because this is the thing
that this is what dinner should be is it's stories.
We're going to out with couples where I don't know,
there's there's no life experiences, like you didn't have any
mischief when you're in high school. I was arrested for
a hate crime. Ye I did all these stupid things,
not a bad hate crime. Yeah yeah, and so so yeah,

(45:43):
it's like it's like, oh no, we were high school
sweethearts and we you know, we went to college together
and we never went to a party and never had
a drink and we go to church every Sunday.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
And I'm like, oh, wow, okay, I mean that's cool. Yeah,
but yeah, it's gotta be a little boring.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
I'm just trying to fill you out, and what kind
of jokes I could drop at the table. What makes
you comfortable and uncomfortable?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Like I almost hit a parent on parents weekend at
college with an ironing board out of third story windows.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
They wouldn't understand it. They're like, oh my god, you're
a bad Yeah exactly, They're like, you did that? Really
you would judge? Buddy. Look we get back. We're gonna
do a thing called You think you have a bad
You think you've got it bad. I don't think we
have a bad.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
A fourteen year old boy in Brazil started throwing up
and limping and told his dad that he had hurt
himself while playing outside.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
He got worse, and he got worse.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
He finally confessed that he had mixed a dead butterfly
in water and injected.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
It into his leg. Why would you do that, you know,
just kids being kids, dude. The kid died.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Authorities haven't ruled out what he was taking in part
along with the butterfly. I guess it's a social media
challenge now to mix dead butterflies and water and inject
it near yourself.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
So you put the butterfly water and that water put
in a syringe in network, But is it supposed to
make you fly? Where do you get a syringe when
you're a kid.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Right if you said to me, hey, man, here's a butterfly,
put it in water, you have to inject it in yourself.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
There's no way I'd find a syringe as a kid.
I got three in my car.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
An Android phone user accidentally set a naked photo of
himself to his friends and family with his phone's emergency
soos feature. The man explained that while trying to turn
off his alarm, he inavertently activated the emergency function by
pressing the power button five times. Doing that triggered his
phone to send on alert, including a photo he was
naked at the time, to.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
All his emergency contacts. Yeah, that air drop thing is
kind of confusing too. You can easily air drop a
picture like everyone in your area. Like guy did it
on the plane once. Remember for yes, for.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
A split second, I had a TV and the TV
you would hook up to your phone and then when
the TV went into like sleep mode, it would pull
up all your pictures that have this like a screen saver.
And I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no no, no,
there's no.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Way I'm allowing us.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
I had to figure out, like on the back end
of it, how to shut all that down. I'm like,
there's some bad pictures in there.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
My kid's iPad is hooked up to my phone, so
we can go and see all the pictures I have.
It's how guys get caught. She as a joke like
my wife will bend over and something. I'm like, I'll
take a picture. But here's the rule. I could take
a creepshot on my wife, but I have to send
it to her because this way she knows I have.
And I'm not just taking creepshots. I'm like, a, look,
I got you bending over. I love creepshots. I got
them all. I got them all over the but you
don't want them on your TV, and I don't want

(48:30):
them on my kids iPad. No, dude, that's uh. That's
what got Gavin Rosdale caught cheating on one Stefani. He
had his phone and his iPad linked up and he
was dude.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
He was texting away to the maid about banging and
Gwen saw it come up on the iPad. A theme
park in Indonesia had a crocodile staying there after it
was saved from a flood. Last week, people were visiting
the park to make offerings to the lucky crock. They
said it was a tame crock, which was there such
a thing and there's not reached out to the crocodile

(49:00):
to give it some food and guess what. The crocodile
grabbed the guy's arm, pulled them into the water and
the guy's dead.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
That's a video this. I don't think it's the same story,
but it's like a woman where she takes her crocodile
out like for kids to see it all. H no,
but they latched on her arm and now they're trying
to pull the thing. I was like, put a knife
in the top of that head, the top of the
head of that crocodile and get that. I'll walk out
of there. I don't know how a crock works or
an alligator works, but once it locks down on you,
even if you cut that head off, I think it

(49:28):
stays pretty well locked on. It's game over.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Man.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Uh there you go. Those people. They have a bad
you and not so much. Accomplishing goals is hard. Lunch
twenty seven ZXLS out there is these rock station and
the ZXL morn to show up before we get out
of here for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
You and I are back at it tomorrow for Remembering
Jamie Foundation Dinner. We've done it, what fifteen years? A
long time. We're like watching kids that like there were
kids will we watched Situate College. Yeah, they're grown up now.
I remember seven years old. Yeah, you were runn around
hitting your head into the table. Now like you're in
a grown adult. Yeah. And now they come back and
they're like, yeah, no, I got a real job. I'm like, whoa,

(50:08):
when did that happen?

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
We are great event. Elk's Lodge, Summers Point May's Landing Road.
I think it kicks off pretty early four thirty five o'clock,
open to the public.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
It's a wonderful family. They lost their daughter.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
In the late nineties in a free car accident, and
they really turned their loss into something good where they
raise money for college scholarships and they've sent a bunch
of kids in the last twenty years or so to
school with the money they raised for this fundraiser. It's
a beef and beer Elk's Lodge saying Summer's Point May's

(50:41):
Landing Road really a great event.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
We love being part of it. We don't do a
ton of these events anymore because me and you kind
of like, you know, shut it down. It would feel
guilty if we didn't do. This is the one we do, Jim.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
This is the one we do every year, and it's fantasic.
I've taken my kids, I've taken my wife. It really
has been with us a long time.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Yeah, there's always seems to be like an offensive line
in from like the Minnesota Vikings or the Dallas Cowboys
are there. Everybody just wanders in. Miss New Jersey's usually there.
I think it was a magician to go on table
to table to the car tricks. Last The food is awesome.
Everything is and it's open to the public. See stop
by food is fantastic. Elk's Lodge, Summer's Point, May's Landing Road. Yeah,

(51:20):
swing by. We'll be there at just about four thirty
on Saturday night. Yeah. I worked the wheels of Steel
and and you're on the microphone doing the giveaways. I
gotta do the fifty to fifty. I gotta do a
raffle at the end of the night. Everyone's ready to
go home. Yourself short staring at me hoping that they win.
I know, and I'm trying to do that thing where
I'm trying to get as much food as i can
but not look like a pig. And then that the

(51:41):
woman next is usually has these awesome doughnuts, and I'm like, well,
did you personally bring the units? Are they for everybody?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
When I was drinking, And when I drank, I used
to bring a backpack full of beer and then like
they'd be like, dude, the beer is free at the bar,
and I'd be like, yeah, I know, but this way,
it's right here.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Everybody else, stay right there. We'll up a rock block.
Enjoy your weekend. We will back your Monday. It's lunch
point seven to z XL, South Jerseys rock station z
x L Morning Show. Aren't you smiling?

Speaker 5 (52:08):
When you're smiling?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Smiling smiles at you and when you're eleven? Oh you
love when the sun comes shining through when you're crying.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Let you bring on the rind right, stop your shot
and stop this side.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
We'll just be happy where you smiling. Let's just smiling.
Keep on smiling. I'm a smile that rocking out. I
know you guys are awesome, my love. Look at me,
guys on my way of work.

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Shoot.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
They yeah, warming up ship and I'm like, I'm about there.
We're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot to the best.
How you doing yeah? Keep me laughing.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
Man, you guys are great.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Good morning guys, Hilt, Oh god, is it fine?

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Radio words?

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Are you only broadcasting in MANA? This is the reading DJ? Like,
if you're on it, I would listened to this.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Man getting up in the morning doesn't suck anymore.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
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