TUESDAY 2-25-25

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management.
One show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, comparing
and educated radio and stand above.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
All the rest. And this show isn't it good Tuesday
morning to you? It's new? It is crazy.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
People don't think about like what time I gotta go
to sleep, for what time I gotta get up?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
But I think about that for other people.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Like it's a little after ten o'clock last night, I
fall asleep on the couch. My phone starts buzzing buzz
and buzz and buzzing away. I'm like, like, I kind
of wake up from like, you know, like, what what's
going on? It's I don't answer, but I see it's
my oldest daughter, right she moves out to living on
her own. So I don't answer because my thing is
if it's an emergency, should follow up with a text.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
So then so then my wife comes downstairs boom boom boom,
down the staircase, boom boom bah and grabs my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
And I'm like, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
She's calling it ten to fifteen at night because she
uses my Netflix and it needs a pin coat.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
That is a big deal though, if you're trying to
get on Netflix. Yeah, but okay, here's the thing. Buy
your own. Yeah, and don't bother me at at ten
fifteen when I got to be up at at three thirty,
ten thirty, What do you jump on a Netflix tour anyway? Yeah,
you're gonna be up till midnight whatever. You gotta get
up at six am two for work. I'm like, look, yeah, no,
stut diet. Your night should be settling down right now now,

(01:42):
me man, eight, let's see eight thirty. I'm here's my
mos dude. It was like, yeah, I was in bed
at like eight fifteen. Little guy like, hey, man, it's
upstairs and watch a movie. He knows what that means.
I'm good for about fifteen minutes in a movie. I
fall asleep, I wake up, everybody's in bed. It's the
next morning. And that's how I roll. What's a funny
man falling asleep on the couch I got.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I get to see kind of the world downstairs when
I fall asleep. And my little guy, he he he
used to sneak candy. Now he sneaks bowls of cereal,
which I'm fine with because it's like, hey, you want
to snack you you know, that's fine, and you want
a bowl of cereal, that's cool. And but that's his thing.
Yet last night he went through two bowls of cereal
post dinner.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, good for him, man. Yeah, if you're talking about
growth spurts, man, the dude is shooting up like a weave.
See I go, man, I I see bowls and cups. Okay,
you got one or two bowls? I get it. Man.
When they start piling up in the bedrooms, I'm like,
n no, get this out of here, man.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
So I do the cattle call. My dishwasher is about
to get run. Got anything, bring it down. It sounded
like a diner at five thirty in the evening coming
out of my kids room the other day. Got a tray, dude,
it's glasses hitting the silverware is hitting the glass.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm like, what what are you doing up there? And
my wife was the worst. I don't know. I'll see
cups of like tea or coffee that's been left there
for I don't know days enough where like mold starts
to go, and I'm like, just my oldest daughter, man,
my oldest daughter was that with coffee mugs. My wife's
like that on the weekends with glasses of wine. Yeah,
oh Jesus.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
And dude, you knock that over on your bedside table. Dude,
that's a nice stain on the carpet.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yep, everybody, Tuesday, we're gonna find that ZXL workforce employed
the day today.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
For that we have I believe we have tickets for
a great tribute show. If you are a Beatles fan,
it's a tribute to the Fab four. We'll hook you
up with that coming up just a little bit lunch
twenty seven. Zxl's now Jersey's rock station, z XL Morning Show.
Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Do it line.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I can go all rite it and we'll do it
live and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Here's some news foult us on a Tuesday morning. French
President Emmanuel Macron. He came by the White House yesterday,
say what up to President Trump? I was hoping to
uh talk about that Russia Ukrainian war. He said, we
want peace and he said I think the initiative of
President Trump is a very positive one. But my message
was to say be careful because we need something substantial

(04:06):
for the Ukraine. Makron, who met Trump at the White
House on the third anniversary of Russia's twenty twenty two
full scale invasion of the Ukraine. World leaders from Sweden, Estonia, Canada, Finland,
and Denmark met with Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelenski on Monday
to show their support for the war tour in the country.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Where's all the good war footage like back in the day,
Dan rather would show you, like yo, guys shooting at
each other and all drone footage. The no big thing
coming out of the tank. I don't see anything for Ukraine.
It's just drone stuff.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I think they've been kind of drone stuff you hey did.
When it first started, we saw some real cool drone stuff.
And now I think they're just landlocked and they're just
hanging out. The US Department of Health and Human Services
warned employees that if they choose to reply to Elon
Musk directive to submit a list of five accomplishments for
the past week, they should assume it will be read
by malign foreign actors. The HHS sent a letter to

(05:02):
employees addressed about an email from the Office of Personal
Management titled.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
What did you do last Week?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Which directed federal employees to submit five bullet points detailing
their accomplishments over the past week or face termination.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I've I've write that down. I'd my wife do that
every week. I like to know what she did.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Last we find with that, I am one hundred and
if you if you have any problem with that, you're
the problem exactly. You are the one that they're trying
to find and weed out. Joanne Fabrics Joanne, Inc. Is
what it's called corporately, which has supplied crafty Americans with
art supplies and fabrics for decades. Closing up shop, it

(05:40):
announced it plans to close all of its US stores.
Just a month after filing Chapter eleven bankruptcy and a statement,
the eighty two year old company announced its plans to
sell all assets to a buyer group. Joanne executives originally
hoped the buyer would continue its business, but the highest
bidder is slated to start going out of business sales
at all locations.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
That didn't work. You know, with all the women out
there are just sewing things every day.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
My oldest is now doing uh.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Crochet, Yes, with the needles. She's doing like a She
has like a quilt. Yeah, and I'm like, you're twenty five,
this is what you're doing. Huh. You watch these women do?
I was on the uh we were on the airport
get ready to go to Nashville a couple of weeks ago.
There's a woman right there just waiting for the plane
and she's doing it and I'm fascinated. I'm just watching it.
How did she get those speeding through it? Dude?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
How did she get those through the airport? Those are weapons.
There's huge pins.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
It was a spirit flight, doesn't matter. She she also
had a gun strap doorways. That's a good question. I
don't know. Yeah, you do easily take one in the
next stab somebody. That's news. What about sports? Bulls beat
the Sixers one, six Ers, Nicks tomorrow, Flyers Penguins tonight.
Uh okay. So two big Eagle stories came out yesterday.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
One that the Packers have filed the complaint with the NFL,
saying that they want to get rid of the toush push.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Also, it was back and forth yesterday. Yesterday morning, it
came out that the Eagles said that they were not
going to go to the White House to celebrate the
Super Bowl victory. Then later in the day it came
out and said we weren't never even invited to the
White House. Then it came out later later in the
day that Jeff lorries like, if we got invited, we.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Would go to the White House. So he's asked, He's like, hey, man,
if you invite us, we will come.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
He's like, he's that guy he's dipping his tone in
the water. Hey, like, we're single. If you want us
to come by, we can. I mean I have a suit,
I can go to the wedding.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Now, they did turn it down in eighteen, right, they
did that first Super Bowl victory. They did, so probably
be like, I don't know, you turned it back then,
back then you turned it down. Well that's what they said.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
They're like, we haven't even been invited to the White House.
And apparently this all comes from an interview pre Super
Bowl that jeffre Lory was asked about this and his response.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Was, can I just focus on the Super Bowl? Yeah,
there you go, that's news, that's sports. Hey, yeah, Sunday
today and I up to fifty four clear tonight over
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(08:18):
Jerseys Rock Station ZXL Morning Show. This is a first,
but I get where this woman is coming from. So
over the weekend, I'm in a group chat with my
wife and one of her friends and her friend's husband,
and they let on that she is pregnant. She is, uh, oh,
look at that isolation. She's seven weeks pregnant. She's likely
to announce. What's that that's early to announce? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(08:40):
you want to make sure. Usually you let it cook
a little bit before you announce that. Yeah. Well, it
started off as, hey, you guys want to come out
with us, We're gonna go out drinking. And she tried
to kind of own up to it and be like, hey, listen, yeah,
actually know what he did. And he said, well, she's
she's building something in her belly. I'm like, okay, so
she must be pregnant. So my wife gets on the
phone with her. She hates it, she doesn't want like,

(09:01):
it wasn't planned. It was one of those things where
she's been dying to get She's been dying for this
guy to go and get the viseectomy, get get snipped.
Because he got one last week. You got one in
right in the dead line.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
And yeah, because they probably have kids, and they're probably
looking at like, you know, our kids are getting older now,
they're starting all over again.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Bro, That's exactly what it is. And I'm sitting there,
I'm listening to the conversations you just have and I'm like,
I'm with her one hundred percent. God, now listen, I'm
snipped and whatever if it was to happen with my
wife and I right now, and yeah, I got ten
years on her. Still, though, you get to a point
in your family, with your life where you're like, dude,
you did with all of that, maybe when you had

(09:39):
kid eight with the first one, who's he's twelve, for
the thirty nine with the first one, and then like
forty two, yeah, forty two Yeah, But dude, even that
to me was like late in the game, and I'm like,
I don't want to be running around with a kid. Yeah, yeah,
you would joke about me being an old dad. I'm like,
you're exactly right. And the second one, we would have
my wife was going up for she was up for
a job, and she's if she got the job, we

(10:00):
were gonna wait even longer for the second one. Thank
god she didn't get it. Would want to be six
run forty nine. We're going to have our second kid.
But like, I'm hearing it, and I've never heard a
woman so just said about being and I get it.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I saying it is nice when someone's honest, because you
know so many times you here like, oh yeah, being pregnant.
It's such a wonderful experience and someone is just like, no,
it's awful.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I hate it. I hate it.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
I hate everything about it. I'm depressed. I want to
murder my baby, like when it's born.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
And okay, all right, I get at least you're being honest. Yeah,
And I'm looking at her life like, I totally get it.
You your husband, you got I think they have two kids,
and you're right at that point where it's all over,
like you're almost done with all that. You're planning the
second half. Yes, thirty nine years old, I said, go
out and have a good time. Yeah, you gotta put
all that on a burner for another five years. Man. Yeah,
we have my wife has a friend who same thing.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
The kids are about, uh you know, the same age
as my little guy. And they were eking towards husband's
lawyer makes good money. They were eching towards that second
part of life, right, and she decides out of nowhere she.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Wants to have a kid.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
And it's like, okay, so now the dude's my age
and they just popped out a kid like a year
or two ago.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Now listen, I'm way too old. But my wife talked
about how she was she wished we would have had
more kids. My wife will say that I'm like, with
two kids, it's perfect for me. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
We're you know, once again, we're like the Brady Bunch,
happily you meshed family.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
We're all good.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Like, you know, my wife and I it's my wife
will talk to friends and be like, I just kind
of wish we you know, we had we we you know,
we had a baby. Like she's talking like like right
around COVID, like pre COVID, and I'm like, no, man,
what a great time to do it. Like there was
a that's the reason I bring I ran in to
get of asectomy. Yeah, And it wasn't because I look,

(11:47):
I love my wife but like, I just don't love kids. Yeah, yeah,
I think baby suck. If you're at the.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Point in your life where you are happy right now,
just yeah, somebody, it's so much. It's so easy for
the guy to do too. It's I don't know, it's
like a twenty minute procedure. You're in and out, just
get it done, man.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
And I know too many couples too that their marriage
and life is falling apart and they decide that getting
having a kid is going to fix that.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Never fixes anything, never fixes any fix it worse. I
think it escalates the problem. And I know couples that
do do that with dogs too.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
They're like their their their life's falling apart, and now
you have they're trying to get custody of the dog.
And it's like, oh, man, like it just you know,
lead these dogs and kids.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Out of it. Yep. Yeah, yeah, Well I wish I
wish the husband and wife all the best. Yes, we'll
see how this, how this goes down. Yeah, man, she
really wishes she would have pushed him into that. She
does not want and listen, she's not being mean, she's
not being nasty about it, but she just does want
a baby. I'll get it. She doesn't.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
She probably doesn't want to have her life thrown apart
one for eighteen years and for the next nine months,
it's gonna be this alien growing inside them.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Kids are growing up a little bit. You know, you're
thirty nine years old. It's it's perfect. I think about
that with my parents too. There's ten years between me
and my brother, Like, what were you doing for those
ten years? Yeah, my wife's she might be about ten
years too. She was. My wife was one hundred percent
the mistake. I think they even joked about it that
she was not planned. Yeah, like you guys lived a
life before I even came around. Yeah, yes, you.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Probably ruined your your parents' marriage. No, they planned, Like
the doctor my mom was thirty five. The doctors like,
because this is nineteen eighty, nineteen seventy nine when they
were having the baby, we're trying to have the baby,
and the doctor's like, if you wait another year, I'm
going to be mentally challenged. Like they're like, it's that
thing where that the cut off date was thirty five, right,
They're like, there's a great percentage of him being mentally

(13:36):
challenged if you wait till after.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Thirty five, This show would be hysterical. I think they
were right, yeah, and I think they were off by
like a year. You're very close, looked. I got a
parent tickets for the Fab four. It's coming to Atlantic City.
If you love the Beatles, The Fab four coming to
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see the Fab four coming to Atlantic City, Great tribute

(14:00):
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Fab four. I don't know how i'd sell.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
It's a the Fab four, It's a tribute show to
the Beatles. It's gonna be fantastic your Beatles fans.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Beatles are iconic.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
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Speaker 2 (14:24):
We get back to do some rock news, Scotty.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Some rock news for you. I know you're excited about
this because you're a big Rat fan. You know, Round
and Round Stephen Percy and Warren to Martine that they
sing Scotty round and then round, uh and they did a
acoustic version of it. Uh So, Stephen Percy and Warren D.
Martini have begun adding more dates to their Invasion Celebration reunion.

(14:51):
They're headlining the M three Rock Festival in May. The
singer and guitarist will close out the three day festival
and then head out on tour.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
So it's almost like a rat where you no idea
on tour dates yet.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
So I don't know if we're gonna get a somewhat
rat reunion coming our way. ROBERTA Flat she popped up
yesterday all over social media, and I'm like, huh, this
is weird that ROBERTA Flax in my algorithm. I haven't
heard about her in years, but it was a sex tape.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
She died.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
ROBERTA Flack. She had three big hits in the seventies.
She was eighty eight years old. Most people my age,
which is very young, would know her because the fujis
covered Killing Me Softly, which was one of her big hits.
So I'm guessing she made the money off that, not
the Fujis, because if she wrote the song, she made

(15:43):
all the money. Do you have any ROBERTA Flat too?
Can we hear some Roberta. I mean, you know, once again,
she was a heavy hitter in the nineteen seventies. I
don't think did much after that.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I have the hook that she stole from them, she
stole from the fujis.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Singing my line with this killing me Softlyay, with this song,
killing me softly, with this song, telling my home.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
They sound very much alike.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
The one of her other bangers is the first time
I ever saw your face. Great song, great Johnny Cash
cover on that too.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
You're talking about dead or alive? Okay, I'll fill one
at you tell me whether they're dead or alive? Okay,
Anita Baker alive, Patti LaBelle alive? Really? Yeah? Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Because I think they play like the Fourth of July
Parade in Philly every year.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Are they both Philly girls?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Anita Baker? I don't think so, but Patti LaBelle one
hundred percent. Remember she played. Was it Will Smith's aunt
Fresh Prince of bel Air or his grandma?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Wow, she did play. She had a role on the
Fresh Prince of bel Air. We'll wrapping up with this.
Pantera is going back out on tour this summer. The
closest show we're gonna get if you want to see
pant Hara, we have a show up in Hershey July
twenty fifth at the Hershey Park Stadium.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
I guess everyone can make money. Huh dude, Yeah, everybody's
coming back.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
I mean two of the guys are dead, but sure
it's still Pantera. I guess it's Sarah July thirty first,
Home Dell at the PNC Bank Arts Center. And that
looks like the closest we're gonna get it. This doesn't
look like a Camden show is there. So Hershey and
Home Deell in New Jersey the closest we're gonna get
for pan Tara.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
There you go. Some rock news for me these days
feels like the XL South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Earlier in the show, you brought up a couple that
you're friends with where they just had they found out
there they have an oops.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Baby.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
You know they're kind of later in life and all
of a sudden, now, uh oh, baby's coming.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
He's not happy.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Well, you know, just you know, I've talked about my
algorithms for my social media.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
It's weird, man.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
You know, my wife actually she'll check out my social
media because she says hers is boring. So she threw
my phone down yesterday because one of my algorithms or
something on my algorithm was pimple popping. And she's like,
it's disgusting. Every video is someone getting some type of
pimple popping. Bro, I love them, those ones where the
ingrown hair. Yeah, she was not kn't good enough of

(18:15):
the ingrown hair stuff. Well, I've noticed a new trend
on my algorithm, and I don't even know how this
got onto because usually an algorithm thing is it'll overhear
you talking, which is creepy to say your phone hears
you talking, and next thing you know, it's it's advertisements
and things about that. This interesting. Sperm banks keep popping

(18:42):
up in my algorithm. Okay, sperm max Now I'm here's
one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
I'm out.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
I gotta vasectomy, so I am not a candidate for
a sperm bank. But dude, dudes out there, if you
could handle knowing there might be kids running around to yours, dude,
four grand.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Apart pop is that for real? That's what the spur
sizements are saying for I almost want to undo my
vasectomy or grand a pop. I would would I would
one hundred percent do that? Well, you can't. You gotta
a sect me. Yeah, but I wish I would have
known ahead of time because I would have told it
for four grand I totally would have done it. I
think you only get one hundred for your plasma. I
do a couple times a week anyway.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
So yeah, I don't know how it got on my algorithm.
But yeah, I don't know where a sperm bank is
around here.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
But yeah, it's it's the business side of it, Like
they're saying, hey, come donate sperm right now. It's not
a guy just whacking it in a lobby with a
magazine and it's a sponsored ad. Yeah, uh b a
sperm donor dot com. Be a spum a sperm I
almost said, be sperma doner dot com. Uh be a

(19:50):
sperm donor dot com. Uh earn up the four thousand
by donating your sperm. I think I tried to convince
my wife to get her eggs, to sell her eggs,
because I think there's money and selling eggs because she's
still cooking eggs. Yeah. Yeah, that there was that plasma
place you and I talked about we could go and
give give plastas over six months earn four thousand bucks.

(20:11):
We can apply.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Now you can help a family in need, earn generous
compensation or see if health screenings and exams at no
cost to you.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
That's pretty crazy, man. My wife, her friend went through
a sperm donor and you go through a book, and
I think she found like, uh, I don't know. I
think it was like an Asian dude or whatever. And
she she liked all of his credential, smart guy and
everything else, and she went ahead and had the whole
thing done. She don't deal with the guy. Like the guy,
I guess he can't find you.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
I'm going to Uh, Okay, that's weird. I'll be honest
because I know a little bit about this. So I
knew someone who was having problems getting pregnant and it
was the husband's fault. So the husband, you know, had
something going on downstairs. It couldn't happen. So the wife
goes to a sperm clinic get pregnant by a sperm donor.

(21:04):
So now the kid's born. The husband and wife and
he adopts the kid. I guess you gotta go through
the process. He adopts the kid as his before the
kid's even born, I believe. So now him and the
wife break up, he's still on the hook for the kid. Really,

(21:25):
it's not his kid now, you know, like if you
get like you, you know you could be like, well,
in his heart, it's his kid.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Now here's later in life. A couple of years after that,
the daughter starts turning teenage years. She turns on the
dad who's been there all her life, wants nothing to
do with them, and now is trying to find the
sperm donor dad.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Really.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah, A slap into the face to the guy who
hung in there knowing, Hey, you know what you're you know,
you know I took care.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Of you from the love in my heart. Blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
You turn your back on me, and now you're going
after this guy who is just you know, he was
a guy who saw an ad on a website and
got four Great.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Right, I'm gonna I'm gonna assume that that dad would
be just like you and I if we wanted to
go through with this. Sure, he's some scumbag that needed
four thousand dollars. He just jacked off into the like
yeah that's yes, that's the dad you want.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
He's gonna find this at brick house in mays Landing,
eating wings and drinking beer.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Guy's not an accountant or a doctor, because those guys
don't do this because people like you and I like,
I gotta get some work done.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
And I think she has I believe because once again
this is you know, in years past. I believe she
did find the donor. Oh my god, we lose what
trailer park was. She don't know if she has.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Any type of.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
You know, if she still deals with them or calls
him dad. But like, who knows how many times this
guy did this. I mean he might have kids all
over the place.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Guess what, he doesn't want you because he would have
had a baby with a woman that the baby and
raised the girl.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
He would have raised the form right that you can
sign and say like I want nothing to do with anything.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Sure, like do not contact me. You lose my number
twenty three and me right, yeah, that's a big that's
a big one now too. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
So yeah, but what if you're the guy who, like you,
raised her knowing that it was a sperm donor's baby,
and then dude, he's on the hook and she's over eighteen.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Now he was on the hook for eighteen years. Some
of those daughters it wasn't his. You're walking a Honiday.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Look we get back, I'll knock out some headlines.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
This report is sponsored by Robert half looking Ut seven
z XL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL more show. We
dabbled in this a little bit yesterday. This is I
was talking about was I talking about laundry or something?
And I led on the oh, I was talking about
the air fire incident with my wife about how we
kind of got into the y.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
She wanted you to put some foil down so you
didn't make a mess in the air frer.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Airfire works though it's got a it's got fire from
the bottom up, top down, everything else.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
And I said, I'm down with what And I understand
what you said. You said the way the air fire
works is, that's the three sixty around the thing.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
The cook it.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
But I said, as long as you clean it at
the end, she should be good. But then you also
said you didn't clean it at the end.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
I didn't clean. It's not even clean like. So she
pulled it out to show me and then she put
it back dirty. Yeah, I mean at that point, soak
it a little bit. So I'm like, hmm, there's kind
of be something else why she'd bring this up, because
it's such a little thing. I said this to you yesterday.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
I said, this sounds like she's mad about something much bigger,
and she's using the air fryer thing to yell at
you about it.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
So I put her fur coat into the dryer. She's
a s dude, I'm not even gonna food. That's a
like yeah, because my mom, my mom's big thing growing
up was Cadillacs and fur coats. Damn yeah, dude, dad
was you know, my poor dad's running a ham factory
and he's got an out, you know, go to Zenman
Firs to get a fur coat. It's like the good Fellows.
It was, dude.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
My mom had the big stupid yellow Cadillac El Dorado
in the driveway and a big stupid mint coat. She
still has that stupid mint coat somewhere.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
My wife were went over the weekend. Actually look nice, nice,
They're very warm.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
So I said, she looked like a prostitute from the eighties.
And so I know from my mom, like you had
to go to a company. I think she had to
take it back to Zennman firs to get clean. It's
not something you just throw in the wash.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Now, here's the problem, and here's why I don't feel bad.
But again I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. You know
you got to play the game. But what is done?
There's to say? Was I now it was washed with
a bunch of towels and stuff and everything. Oh Jesus,
she's even if it was a jacket that could get washed,
the fact that my wife would have flagged it washing
it with towels. But here's the problem, is I scoop up.

(25:47):
Everyone just throws the towels in the launch instead of
putting the laundry in the laundry into the actual washing
machine and switching things out. Why things just pile up
on the floor. Just put them in the washer. The
washer is built up and there's too many things in there.
Then take that stuff out, move it along, but don't
pile up towels and stuff in the laundry room floor.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
My wife hates that I do my little guy's laundry,
but my rule is if it's outside of his room
and he just throws stuff on the floor, I scoop
it up and it goes in the washer.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
I don't care what goes in it with it. It
goes into the wash, separate anything, and I get it
all done together because he's just throwing it willy nilly everywhere.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
He's got a hamper in his room. It goes in
the hamper. I'll leave it there. If it's not in
the hamper, it's going in the wash.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Before I could do the laundry, I needed to get
to I scoop up all the tails, a pile of towels.
I don't notice a big ferryman coat. Coat must have
been inside or underneath or whatever. So I scoop it
all up and I just throw it in the washing machine,
and I go, now this thing washes. Now, I take
everything out of the washer. I throw it in the dryer.
So whatever happened got burned a little bit, she said,
it a little You didn't smell it burning there in

(26:54):
the laundroom, waiting for the smell of yea. But it
just went through a waff through the house. Because that's hair,
that's mink, hare, that's burning. Now, you probably could have
got away with washing it and then be like, oh
my god, I shouldn't have watched this. But hanging at
the dry But the fact that you then threw it
in the dry well, that's the thing. She's like, you
know this this hat I never I never dried. It

(27:16):
needs to go to a dry I'm not that. How
about if you want it professionally cleaned, or you don't
want me to do anything with it, then you deal
with it. But sitting on the floor in the laundry
room underneath towels and stuff. If I was if I
was in a courtroom and the judge pulled this up,
my defense is your honor. It obviously was underneath the towels.
I scooped it all up. Why was it underneath the towels?
To begin with?

Speaker 5 (27:35):
It's not much.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
She was not mad at you about the air fryer.
She was definitely mad at you about the mink coat.
I might have started the whole conversation the knockoff.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Uh. Okay, I'm not gonna say, okay, it wasn't a
thousand or two thousand dollars one. I'm gonna say she
probably saw it at a nice shop and the guy
at the TJ Max or maybe eight twenty.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Ok But it's still one hundred bucks. I mean, you're
still you still threw away a hundred bucks in the
dry It's not like.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
I saw a raccoon head attached to a jacket and
I threw it in the dry like, I don't know
what it is.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
I did that with one of my shirts the other day.
I forgot that the dryer can. I almost never dry
my clothes. I hate because stuff shrinks, right, And there's
nothing worse than being a guy and something shrinks and
you're like, oh my god, like because sometimes it's just
you're getting fat, and then other times it legit shrinks.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah, and that both of them together.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
So I had a flannel shirt and I threw it
in the dryer and not thinking, dude, it came out
it looked like it was gonna fit on an American girl. Yeah,
this thing, like, I don't even I couldn't even give
it to my little guy.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
It shrunk that much. But it wasn't my fault. Really,
it wasn't my fault. Was your fault. Take those there's
chances this is your fault. You don't put a fur
coat in a pile in a larger room on the phone.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
He definitely isn't taking care of it. Should be taking
care of honor and We'll leave it at that, but
then you shouldn't then set it on fire. They tell you, hey, y'all,
y'all want your clothes done and stop piling them up.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Well, that's what my wife will say it to me,
don't touch my clothes, and I go then put them away, right,
put it. They don't have them everywhere. I have a
stack of clothes in our bedroom almost up to my waist. Look,
I'm not kids, dude, I know. I get it. It's
a problem, man, I get it. And it's so funny
because then my wife will put them away and it's
like we have a whole new room. Yeah, beautiful. We

(29:10):
get back. We'll do a thing called.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Some trash, right, Oh live love trash anything thirty doty anything,
racket rock or roughing. Yes, I love frash.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
There's some trash for you.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Chelsea Handler, fresh off of hosting the twenty twenty five
Critics Choice Awards, she said that Blake Lively and Justin
Baldannie who are suing each other, and it's a big
story in Hollywood right now.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
They should just stop it.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
She said, it really is turning into a backyard, school
yard playground fight. And she said it's just interesting for
because it's distraction. I don't like her, but she is right.
She said it just it looks dumb on both sides.
They should just both stop it. Kylie Jenner, this is
kind of her. Her hairstylist passed away at a very

(30:13):
young age. I think he was only like in his
mid thirties. He did hair for Jennifer Lopez and Katy Perry.
She is covering his funeral costs and assisting the family
with expenses.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
I guess he died suddenly over the weekend. It sounds
like she's guilty of something. You think she killed them.
That's the first I'm hearing of that. That that's being
thrown out.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
That's allegedly even Kim is starting a GoFundMe page for
the hairstyle.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
I might have made that up.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Hilaria Baldwin is the wife of Alec Baldwin, and she
said that before they got married, she almost signed a
prenup that Alec wanted her to sign.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
And she didn't understand it. She almost signed it, but
at the end of the day she did not sign it.
And now they have seven kids together. Wow, you know
Alec wanted that done. Yeah, you know how he went
forward without it being done.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Yeah, he was like, I don't I don't need this, man,
I get out of here, and he almost had her
sign it instead.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Now seven kids and I think they got married when
he was like sixty, So I guess she has what
kids from obviously another marriage. Right, they're not all theirs,
are No, they're all his. They're all seven of them.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yeah, Jesus, Yeah, dude, it's nuts. Prince William and is Yeah,
so you know it. Yeah, it's Prince William and Prince Harry.
Apparently they're not talking to each other and it's causing
a big.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Rift in the royal family.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
The rift between Prince Harry and Prince William has been
taking its toll and the loved ones.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
A former Royal aide came out and.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Said on sixty Minutes Australia said it's difficult to have
this stuff play out in the public eye talking about
the royal family. Do you remember that Meghan mark Remember
Meghan Markle, that's Harry's wife. Yeah, she now is. She
has a new trailer. She has a deal with Netflix.

(32:03):
It's called With Love Meghan, and so she said that
she's now gonna start doing a cooking show okay, and
she said she's borrowing a lot from Pam Anderson, who's
doing a cooking show in Canada.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Does she cooke? Does Meghan Markle cook?

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Is?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
That was SI for? I don't know? Do we care?
Do we care about Meghan Markle? Is the briefcase girl?
Right she was?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
She got her claim the fame she was on a
show called Suits, but before that she was a briefcase
girl on that show with Howie Mandel. She said, I
love the cook I've always wanted to take things to
another level.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
I just don't know who cares about her, Like, I
don't get it. There's nothing special.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
About about Meghan Markle at all, no other than she
was cute and people like like that Harry kid, but
she's made him unlikable.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
The coolest thing was that he seemed to get like
a regular girl like her, Yeah, and bring her into
this disroyalty life. And then they bounced out of that.
You found out her dad was a nut job. And
that was the fun part too. Her dad was like
from a white trash family, right yeah, she it's it's
pretty woman he took Here's a guy who from the
royal family who just took a trashy girl and tried
to clean her up a little bit. That's still living

(33:12):
in the trailer park. Uh. Back to Alec Baldwin.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Uh, so he has a long history of beating up
photographers on the street. Well, this guy had balls of steel.
So Alec is on the streets of New York. He's
putting luggage into the back of his car, and this
guy has dressed as Trump and just starts yelling. Starts
yelling at Alec. Baldwin has Donald Trump and says, why
can't we be friends?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
And says that if Alec I just want to be friends,
so I can give you a pardon for murdering that
girl between the Alec Baldywin killed on the set of
that movie, Alex said quote, I'd snap your f and
neck in half and break your e f and neck
right here if.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
The cameras weren't on.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
So apparently it angered Alec quite a bit to be
approached by a Donald Trump.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Want a bit, there's a lawsuit there. You can push
his buttons enough where you could probably suit him. It's happened, man. Yeah,
this is going back to the nineties. He used to
beat up photographers. How's his little pig daughter.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
She's an adult now, she's not his little daughter anymore.
Now she's a pig adult now. I say that because
of the voicemail he left fans early two thousands more
right there, he left the voicemail. This is before you
know YouTube and everything like that. It was like an
MP three that got leaked around the internet where he
called his daughter a filthy pig for not returning his

(34:33):
phone call.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
And she was like, ten, uh, there you go. Hey,
good morning z XL HI.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
I called for the ticket.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yes, big Beatles fan, are you?

Speaker 6 (34:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
I'm not who is? It's just not a big, big
Beatles fan.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
I think if you paid it, if you paid attention
and really dug into the catalog, you would appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Jojo. But I would always be a Stones fan over
a Beatles fan. But this tribute act is to die
for the Fab four coming to Atlantic City and you
got tickets. They want to have songs that Doug like
the one for Ferris Buele's Day off twist and shout. Yeah. Sure,
I mean you're talking that is super early. That's like

(35:14):
the first year Beatles. Then you go into like we
all live in a yellow Submarine. It just sounds like
those those were the Drulliers. Yeah, but they have some
I mean, look, I talk, I talk bad about the
Beatles from time to time, but dude, they had hits.
They got some real bangers, and you gotta give him
a lot of credit because they built the foundation. That

(35:35):
is what we know now is Rockman.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Like they there wasn't a band they I mean they
went out there with the exception of like black artists
who weren't making any money but making great music at
the time, and Elvis, there was nobody out there doing
what they did. You know, you had like Frank Sinatra's
out there in the world. You know, you had your
Dean Martins and that was it. And now this wonderful lady,

(35:58):
this wonderful lady is gonna go see the Fab four
over in Atlantic City.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
It's gonna be cool. You're gonna love the show.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Very good.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
And dude, I mean, I'm.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Watching SNL fifty right here's Paul McCartney still doing it.
He's out there and did the show. He's out there
jamming out so I mean, like you know, he's I
think he's eighty two, still.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Killing it out there. Girls were just faint. They go
to the show, just a faint from the sounds of
the Beatles. Come on.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
You know the first gift my dad ever gave my
mom on their first or second.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Date was a Beatles record. Wow. Yeah, And to this
day my mom will tell you she hates the Beatles.
They weren't even that good looking, Like I never got that, No,
no they yeah, the mop top us, Yeah I didn't
get that.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Big noses all I had big nose.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Well that's what you look like in Liverpool. All right,
you stay on hold, We're gonna get all your info.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Okay, okay, thanks so much. Lex.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
What do you do for a living? What's your job?

Speaker 6 (36:48):
I'm retired, so good for you.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Good for you. How many years retired are you?

Speaker 6 (36:52):
Oh? I retired early, so I've been retired for almost
ten years. But I was in a special ed.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
So what's your hobby now? What do you do? Like,
guys are supposed to be golfing. What do you do?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Well?

Speaker 6 (37:08):
I like to go to the casino, Yes, I like that.
I like to do arts and crafts, so yeah, hang
out with friends, go out to eat.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Enjoy it, well, enjoy Yeah. I'm starting to get to
that age now where some of my buddies are now retiring.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
They got in.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
They started being cops in like twenty twenty one, firefighters
at twenty twenty one, they got twenty years, twenty five,
the years.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
And in now.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
And I'm like, dude, I never thought i'd be friends
with someone who's retiring.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
And I know a guy on my street. He's ready
to retire. He says, I want to work for somebody
and not deal with anything. He's like, I don't care
if it's a twenty year old manager telling me what
to do at home depot. He's like, I went no
respect to the guys. I'm that old guy. I'll hit
chat with the greeters at Walmart.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
They're all old retired cops, retired factory workers.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
They're like, yeah, man, I see her all day. Say hi,
and I asked you for your receipt. It's a great
day you and your retired life.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah, it's a move, man. If you've been whatever you're
doing for twenty five years, especially like law enforcement or
the military, and now you're ready to retirement.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
And I uh, I was going to join the Marines
right out of high school because I goofed off in
high school so much, and it was actually my mom
talked me out of it so much, so much so
that she scared the recruiter to calling me and saying,
don't forget about it.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I want to do with your mom.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
And I think about that now, dude, I'm like, I
would add four years under my belt if I survived
knock on wood. That would have also put me probably
right as we invaded Iraq, right so that probably wouldn't
have been great Afghanistan too.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
You'd be a hero right now.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
But then my my thing was actually had a plan military,
do the Marines for four years and then become a cop. Dude,
I'd be looking at retirement yep, right now. How your
life would just be?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
I be like a year or two away from retirement.
Unless you lost both legs in the war, then Ye're
not so good.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
So now instead of retirement, I gotta stare at you
and any day we could be fired. WHA was that
more al Pacino from ceneble woman, I.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Don't know what it was, even an awful salute to
that I just tried doing. You went to say, Okay,
I don't know what that is. We get back we'll
do some headlines. This report is sponsored by True Grat.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
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Speaker 2 (39:29):
Of points set in ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Show, Let's sell You.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
It felt good because it felt innocent and I was
jealous at the same time.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
I'm doing some shopping on Friday.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
It's Friday post four o'clock, so it's after school and
I'm at the Dollar.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
General just hanging out. That's what I do. I just
hang out the Dollar General smokes. You do love that place.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
I smoke cigarettes because it's easier because by that time
the supermarkets are packed on a Friday afternoon, so I
can shoot in a Dollar General get what I need,
like usually like under ten dollars worth of stuff, get
in and out and.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Like cleaning products. Right, you're not playing stuff like that.
I don't think they have. They shouldn't have. They do
have a frozen set. You shouldn't have a frozen they have.
I will say this, I have bought, I have bought.
I had bought frozen pizza, maybe like chicken fingers, what
about wild cut shrimp? Yes, cod bought from a Dollar General.

(40:31):
What's that crabfish? The tilapia? They got a tilapio.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
So I think I was getting coffee. I think it
was I was. I was grabbing some coffee. I'm sitting there,
it's a Friday afternoon post school, and I see two
kids in front of me in line right. The one
is about my kid's age twelve. The other one is
probably the older brothers, like thirteen fourteen, and it's just them,
no parent in sight. They got a shopping cart, dude,
bottom thing you know that the the the little part

(40:57):
that's under the carriage of the shopping cart you can
put like a case water bottles or something.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Where you try and hide things you want to stay. Yeah, dude,
they got a case of soda. All right.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Now, let's move up to the basket. The basket on
the shopping cart. Dude, it's bags of Doritos, it's candy,
it's cookies. I'm looking at it. I'm going dude. These
guys there, they could feed an army with the snacks
they have. Right now, I'm looking around, no mom and dad,
just these two kids. They go up sixty seven dollars

(41:26):
in snacks. Really, and dude, didn't even flinch, pulled out
a card paid for it. So I wanted to ask them,
I'm like, dude, and then they start talking. I didn't
ask them because that would be weird that a stranger
just goes up to him and goes, hey, what are
you doing with that candy?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Not a dollar General's perfectly normal. So I'm trying to
pay attention. And you know, they're they're they're kind of
goofing around with each other because they're brothers, and they're
talking about this is gonna be their Friday night. And dude,
I got jealous because that was my Friday night growing up. Man.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
You know, my mom would go food shopping on a
Friday after school and our house would be filled with
snacks and everything like that. And dude, I'd sit there
with my friends or my brother, sometimes my mom, and
we'd watch TV shows, movies. As I got older, friends
would come over to play video games.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
That's what it was, a just an innocent night of
these two brothers hanging out watching TV and eating can
and good for.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Them to know where the better bang for the bucket
is to go to a dollar store and grab Doritos
and everything else you want from how they were.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Getting this where I guess they're walking down the road
with a shopping cart.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Yeah. Probably.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Like I said, there's no mom and dad in sight.
I don't know if mom and dad are working or what.
But they had the money to pay for sixty seven
dollars of snacks.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah, and dude, I'm like, yeah, dude, they're gonna have
a blast.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Man.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Dude, I remember me like pre getting into like smoking
pot and drinking in high school. Dude, me and my buddy,
he'd come over, we were thrks. We'd just you know,
get pizza, eat snacks, watch the X Files. Yeah, dude,
that was our Friday night. We'd talk about girls. We
wouldn't talk to girls.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Right all it's the Messenger, no, So.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
We'd hop on Prodigy. Yeah yeah, and we go into
the message rooms in Prodigy.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
But yeah, dude, I'm like, I'm sitting.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Behind these guys, are standing behind these kids, and I'm jealous.
I'm like, this is dude. There was nothing better than
getting snacks on a Friday night and hitting up Blockbuster.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah see, I would. I was never the snackhouse. A
matter of fact, kids never wanted to come to my
house because my dad was a miserable son of a bitch. Well,
my buddy had the house and he was into like
like heavy metal and everything else. So you crashed over
there on a Saturday night. We're watching Headbanger's Ball, which
I'm like, ah, that's okay, dude. He had a snack drawer. Now,
the key with the snack draw is it would squeak
when you open it, so you had to open it

(43:39):
real real. Yeah. Yeah, but dude, it was every I
don't know, every week. It was always filled to the
top with snacks. I never had it, but I'll never
forget that snack Dude. It was. I mean, I just
remember going.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
I didn't have a finished basement, so like I would
always go over other people's houses.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Because they had finished basements. It was nothing better you
go down there, dude.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Mom and dad would get pizza from like Pizza Hut
or your local pizza spot. Dude, I'm watching TGIF on
Channel six right. Then we'd go into watching movies that
we rented, a Blockbuster we rented, maybe maybe a Tecmo
bowl or something for Nintendo.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
This was a Friday night, and like I said, it's
right before you started getting into some trouble in high
school and stuff. This wasnt drugs, middle school fun. You know,
it was like fifth, sixth, seventh grade fund. I don't
know if kids do that, man, these two kids did.
These two brothers sixty seven dollars worth of snacks. We're
gonna have no teeth in their head. But boy, they

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were enjoying life. For the game here on a time machine,
that's what. And they were like they weren't they weren't cursing,
and like they were too well behaved kids. They you know,
the older brother was goofing on the little brother for
having no friends in school.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Good old fun man, right, they were just dad.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
I'm like, dude, I'm jealous. These seem like two good
kids who were just moms working. Maybe dad's not in
the picture.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
I'm making a whole story up in my head. And
they're just out there loving having the house themselves. On
a Friday night at a dollar General.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Good at a dollar General, you got about three hundred
dollars worth of stuff for sixty seven dollars. I got
dishwasher pods. It's just a lonely life, I lead. One
probably looked at the other, one said Yo, that's gonna
be awesome, like thirty years. Look at that loser. Yeah
he's here. He's wearing basketball shorts. Look we get back.
What do we think called? You think you have a
bad You think you've got it bad.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
I don't think we have it bad. A lot of
businesses in Florida depend on Spring Break for their financial wellbeing.
Not everyone, however, shares the enthusiasm for the loud and
drunken vacation ers. Daytona Beach is located in Valuzia County,
and the sheriff of that county said he wasn't subtle
at all about it. He's warning future spring breakers that

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law enforcement will be all over the place and if
they think he's playing, he's not. The sheriff bluntly made
it known, we don't want you here to be on
It's no one wants you here. Daytona Beach used to
be one of the spots too. I guess they're trying
to clean it up. Yeah. My brother in law lives
in Miami and it just Miami just gets taken over.
And he's like, you don't even he lives in North

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Miami so it doesn't get as bad. But he's like,
you go to South Beach in South Miami, he goes,
it's just it. They just wrecked the city. Yeah, that's
the problem.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
See we went to we did Camtoon because you could
drink at eighteen. Yeah, you're gonna go down there at
nineteen or twenty years old. You're gonna get busted for
I don't know, drinking under age. Like why why are
you helping me? Why are you going there unless you
like the beach.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
During a Christmas break, my daughter went up to Montreal
so hard her friends could drink because they're drinking age
is eighteen. But it wasn't like crazy. They went up
to Montreal and like sat in like cafes.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Right, Yeah, she's not ruined any place. I think.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
She sent me like a video of like a cover
band and they were covering classical music.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Oh she wasn't jumping on a cop car.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
It was like what Like, I was like, are you
sure you're mine?

Speaker 6 (46:57):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (46:57):
This is stayed in the obvious, But just about everything
these days is more expensive. That's especially true with chocolate.
Two recent reports put the blame on warming temperatures. Just
about seventy percent.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Of the world's cocaia supply you want to say coca,
but it's not.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
It's Cokayo. Supply from West Africa. Thanks to the region's humidity, rainfall,
soil and natural wind buffers is causing an issue. However,
when temperatures exceed eighty nine point six degrees, the plants
are negatively affected by water stress, resulting in poor plant
growth and decrease in quality and quantity of seeds yielded.

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Because of that, your chocolate fix is going to cost
you more in the foreseeable future. In recent years, you
might have heard talk about a potential project that would
see an under ground under sea tunnel created connecting New
York City with London. The Transatlantic Tunnel has been backed
by Elon Musk, who says he can create the thing
for one thousand times less than the nineteen trillion figure

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experts say it would cost to build it. What's more,
the thirty four hundred mile trip would be through vacuum tubes,
which would make it possible to complete the journey in
fifty four minutes. So MENI, it would be like tubes
you see at the bank. Yep, exactly. Yeah, you put
your that little tube thing in there and it shoots
it out.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
No, thank you.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Current calculation suggests building the Transatlantic Tunnel to completion would
take roughly eight hundred years.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
That's how long it would take to do it. I
guess if you started today. Yeah, do we need that? No,
there you go. Those people they haven't bet you not
so much. These plus forty seven's the Excel South Jersey's
rock stations. The XL More Show. We got a shout
out to our winner here because I want people to
understand that when you go to our website, you put

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the information and we tell you to do it. Yeah,
you can win tickets for shows, good shows that we
give away on this radio station.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Absolutely, this was Metallica. We did it for about a month.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Metallica coming up to the link in Philly and we
told you to go to our website WZXL dot com.
We gave you a keyword every morning you had to
put it in.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
And it was a contest I'll put I'll let you
in behind the curtain. It was a contest man pretty
much all of eastern Pennsylvania, Philly, I think down in Delaware, Maryland.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
So you were going up against a lot of people.
And yesterday we got a word that the official winner
was from the beautiful town of come on you at Millville, Millville. Yes,
So if you live in Millville and you went to
WZXL dot com and you put in the keyword one

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day to win Metallica tickets and your name is Metallica,
this winner is gonna see Metallica up in Philly. I'm
trying to find it. It sounds like you're dragging it out
little bit right in front of me.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Good Irish name Sean McGuire for him from Millville won
two tickets to go see Metallica at one hundred bucks cash.
So to spend you can buy those bootleg t shirts
and the guys who.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Have the shopping carts. So listen the days of calling
up sometimes you don't have to win to call up. Now,
this was easy website. So we put the keyword and
we give it to here and thank you so much
because we got a lot of recognition too from the
people at iHeart how many people signed up. Man, We
had a lot of people doing They were very impressed.
I say, hey, man, listen, we got a good audience.
We're very proud of that. So thank you everybody for
going there and making us look good.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Yeah, because now with the new iHeart stuff, man, like
we we had battles like we you know, and I
think we'll fistfight like an anchorman. We'll battle the Allentown
office right like, yes, Saulisbury, Maryland, we'll take them out, dude,
I'll take out kneecaps in Saulisbury, Maryland.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Hey, everybody, thanks your calling to They always welcomed on
the show. We're glad. We don't even talk about Roanoak. Dude,
I'll beat some ass in Roanoak. Yeah, stay right there,
I got nothing on us. Let's get go off that
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Speaker 4 (50:53):
Smiling smiles and when you're loven.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
You love, the sun comes shining.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Through where you're crying.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Let's you bring on the rim, right.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
I stop your shot and stop this side well to
be happy to this where you smiling, let's just smiling,
keep on smiling on SI, I'm smiling, dropping out.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
I know you guys are awesome.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
I love to look at me guys on my way
works in rings.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
She's like, yeah, warming up, Chip, and I'm like I'm
about here.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
We're rocking Hey, thank you you shot. You're the best.
How you doing y'all? Keep me laughing?

Speaker 5 (51:39):
Man, you guys are great.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Good morning guys, hilariot, Oh god, is it my radio
or it's are you only broadcasting?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
And mona?

Speaker 2 (51:52):
This is the ratings DJ like if you're on it.
I listened to this man getting up in the mornings
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Some fairly significant delays here at the end of the
rush Yard, just about the latter por