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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
In a world of full mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of buses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest. And
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this show.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Isn't it? Hey, homie? What's happening to me? Good morning?
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I tricked you right parked in the parking lot, and
I know you you're afraid that you're going to get
assaulted on the way in because we do work in
beautiful downtown West Atlantic City.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, here's what goes through mind is that your car
is not where supposed to be. But I assume that
you're there because I go buy your house. I can
see your tailway. It's even weird, weird.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
You you drove in and then they carjacked you, took
you took the car and then they drove around the
corner so I can't see it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I am actually back. He got behind the bushes to
wait for me to come to take a carjack me
and then take me.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'm a satellite studio right now because I've been trafficking.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
That's yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I had to I took the which is also a
little weird. I took the work van yesterday because I
had to move a piece of furniture. Yeah, and so yeah,
I had to go out today and like start up
the work van, you know, and you know it's a
little louder than my Kia and I had to find
where the headlights are all that to tell you stumbling around.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Got your picture on the side of it's when you
get pulled over. Hey is this your van?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Look, my dude.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You know how embarrassing is Like, I gotta I have
the vand I'm picking up piece of furniture I pulled
through the person's house. My face is on the side
of a stupid van. It's a stupid picture of.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Me and you. I hate it. There you are trying
to talk him down from twenty five dollars, Hey, will
you take eighteen.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm not saying that it should happen, but it would
be awesome if so many graffiti at our van.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Just just painted over me and I want to go
peel the sticker off. I know I know whoever put that.
I know who put that, I know who put it there. Shit,
dumb dug. We should have rights, like I don't know, man,
our our agent, shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
We somebody should have said, hey, we're putting this because
the picture they put up is a joke picture between
us and they're like, O, this would work. And you
can tell that person had no sense of human just.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
To I don't know, just put our name, don't put
anything on it, just you know what. I want it
to be a radio station. Put in a white van,
just like you take a kid up at it and
that's our station. BA Russ spots. Yeah, kids screaming. Hey everybody. Tuesday,
we're gonna find a ZXL workforce employee up today. You're
gonna win something today. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
To college basketball back at Boardwalk call the mac Championship.
Everyone's getting ready for March Madness. Is one of the
tournaments that will get you into March Madness.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So we'll give away some tickets for that. Coming up
just a little bit. One hundred point sevens the XL,
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody
doing line, I can go alrighte it and we'll do it.
Lot and things sucks.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm Scotty, good morning or some news foul used the
Trump administration as paused US military aid to the Ukraine.
Oh White House has confirmed that it's the latest fallout
days after the contentious meeting between President Trump, Vice President
j d Vance, and Ukrainian President Vladimir Zlyinsky.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
People are taking a size for Zelensky on this way.
He's not a good dude. Like he doesn't allow fair elections.
I think he arrested a guy too for like talking
about man about the government. He isn't on peace.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
He just wants to keep collecting money and arms for
the Ukraine. The US has been a key supplier of
weapons for the Ukraine as that continues to fend.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Off Russian troops.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Three years after Russian President Vladimir Putin's invasion, and Atlanta
County man was found dead at a South Jersey apartment
complex on Sunday. Hamilton Township police were called out to
the Hamilton Green Apartments is right down the street from me.
This is why you don't mess around with May's landing. Uh.
It looks like they found Kevin Schmall's of mains Land
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dead from a gun shot wound. The discovery was made
around seven to twenty in the morning after the shooting
was reported to nine one one.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Now I'm hearing rumors around May's Landing.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
This guy was trying to break into a house and
somebody was armed, that was the homeowner.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
This will happen everybody.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, anyone with information has asked to call the Major
Crimes Unit six zero nine nine zero nine seven Triple six.
And once again, that's on a Facebook site that I
follow about me.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I believe it. Not sure if that's true or not.
Well they should just you know, just announce. Hey, listen,
if you break into somebody's house and that person has
a gun, legal gun, and they shoot you, that's your fault.
When did that stop becoming the person who got SHOT's fault.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's the shame too, because this it's this condo complex.
It's it's not bad, it's nice condo complex. So they
take that stuff down to I don't know, bridge it.
They hate to see somebody get shot and killed.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
But he initiated that.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
If the story that I heard is true, that yeah,
that it was a guy trying to break into a house.
Authorities are looking for a man reporting it is missing
and in endangered after he walked away from a hospital
in Salem County last week, Kevin Collins, junior, of Bridgton,
was wearing a hospital gown when he left Inspire in
speiri Up Medical Center on Route forty five at Mannington.
Collins was spotted on surveillance video walking unclothed after he
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threw his hospital gown in the woods. Oh Police said
that he has not been located as of yesterday.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Collins is described as a.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Black man five foot five, one hundred and fifteen pounds
with brown hair and brown eyes. Anyone with information is
asked to call eight five six seven six nine zero
seven seven five.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Sure it wasn't Kevin Hart.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I'm going to tell you, yeah, short guy, but it's
got it's cold out man be wearing no clothes. I
could get down the one fifteen though. Ooh that's pretty nice. Wow, yeah,
good for him. What are they doing in that hospital?
Just working out running?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
That's news.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
What about Sport Sixers loss to the Trailblazers. There's one
nineteen to one oh two. Looks like the season's over.
I mean the season is six ers. Timberwolve is going
to be again tonight.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Uh, Joel Embiid out for the season. I think we
all knew that was coming Flyers Flames, that's gonna be tonight,
Phil's Yankees one oh five Today and the Eagles they
released yesterday. Darius Sleigh Big Play, Sleigh, Big Play, Sleigh,
big Play. I'm thirty five and won a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Sligh, big play. You want to win another championship, just
stay with the team for like a dollar. He did
hint that he would restructure his contract, but I think
they were like, thirty.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Five, dude, we love you. You come back to all
those functions. You know, it'll be those fun parties, will
put you in the circle or whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
But uh yeah, we're.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Gonna we're gonna part with Well you get that call
from the Browns, You're like, now, you know what. I
decided to retire and somebody will one of these bad
teams will give him a contract and good for him.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Man makes some money. Uh there you go. That's news.
That's so yeah news, that's sunning.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Plows Today, Hip to fifty two Clouds Tonight, one hundred
point seven ZXL South Jersey's Rock Stations ZXL Water Show,
My trash guy.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
He won the battle, but he won't win the war. Okay,
So yesterday I did some I put some uh SMI
I don't know, some some yard scraps and stuff in
the trash can. Put some mouse's allowed, you know, you
know it's been called out on that is allowed. I've asked.
And then the guy got out of his stohere the
guy was in his truck. I said, listen, I said,
what's the deal with like like law and stuff. He's like,
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just don't make it so heavy. That's all because I
filled it up one time with boy grass all the
way to the top, and I guess it was too heavy.
He's like, just just put like half grass in there,
a little bit or whatever. So I put it out there.
I do some stuff over the weekend and clean up.
I got two bags on top. Not a huge deal.
Like you could barely even see the scraps from the
lawn that are in the trash can.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I don't want to cut you off, but by the way,
this is happening over the last couple of days. Everyone
jumped out on Saturday with the nice weather and started
doing yard work. Oh I did, okay. Everyone turned their
hoses on. What they didn't do was turn them back
off when it got down the twenty two degrees that night,
everyone I know their hose line is freezing and exploding
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in their basement.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Do you know I didn't turn it off all year.
Oh that's playing with fire right there. And then I
power washed over the weekend the golf cart. Dude. Yeah
it was fine, Yeah, but I avoid.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, dude, I dude, three different people I know posted
about Yeah they same things started powerwashing washing cars on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, it was like springs here. That was me that night.
So I'm look at my trash doesn't get picked up.
So I go both of the neighbor's houses, both of
theirs I picked up. I called down to the township,
and of course nobody's there because they're all the time.
They're off on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well you know the big Monday holiday of course, just
because it's months, just because it's Monday. Man, we need
those in my township. Dude, I'll tell you what, man,
township workers party hard Sunday nights.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
So I call and it's like leave a message like hey,
I's like, you know, this is my address, my name.
I said, my trash didnt get picked up. Can somebody
just tell me why? Because it's not like it's I
put worse in there, Like I don't know. I don't
get it. Why why go through the effort of driving
the truck? Like, dude, you have no you had no
skin in the game.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What's the big deal taking As long as I need
up my trash can into the truck, it doesn't affect
your life in any way. But I want to say,
I think our cut offs like sixty or seventy pounds.
I'm not even near that. That's what I think A
trash guy told me once.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I get it. Man, I tried to send a block
thing and I got called. I get that. Maybe there
is a reason why you your trash didn't get picked up.
I bet you. I bet you.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I bet you.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
There's a sticky note with my address. But hey, man,
just check this guy out. So here's what's gonna happen.
It's not like what do you think I'm gonna do?
Like I'm gonna put the scrass back in the woods. Yeah,
I'm somehow gonna keep hiding it from you. Eventually, this bad,
this whole box, this whole can is gonna get to
your factory and I'm gonna put the trash in the reclect.
I don't care what I do. I'm not doing anything
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other than gonna hide it from you, and eventually it's
gonna get into the back of your truck. So why
even play the game? So what happened? I never got
a call back yet, and I called you to say
like four o'clock. So I'm waiting wait for them, waiting
for the lady. So now Cobby will get the message
when she shows up for work today to call me back.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I got a question, but they're not gonna send the truck.
What's the ultimate once to go?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Here?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Are you the guy who, now out of stubbornness, because
I've done this too, just being stubborn, you leave the
trash can out on the curb or do you roll
it back up your drive?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I'm the jerk off. I'll piss the whole neighborhood off
and see why they get picked up.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Dude, I'm the guy who I'll put out stuff on
bulk day. Now we have a limit two things on
bulk Day. I'll load the curb up and they'll take
two things, and then for a week I'll just have
this stuff sitting out and I'm like, you know what,
I'm just biting down and I'm gonna say, I'm I'm
I'm sticking it. I'm sticking it to everybody. Everyone can
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look at my exercise bike.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Everyone can look at my boys picture with the exercise
bike on your curb there. Yeah, because you.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Know what, because I'm mad. I'm mad that did bulk
pick up day. You only pick up two things? Come
on pick up more than two things.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I mean, unless they're gonna say the lid didn't close
one hundred percent, but it was pretty damn close. And
I've done worse. Is that what you're coming at me with?
Close all the way?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
No way, because dude, that's what I got. That's not terrible,
that's not dude. I've done way worse. I've done way worse.
It sounds like there was a child's arm hanging out there.
I've done I'm gonna say, at least three and a
half to four feet off the top lid of like
playing djangle with the trash bag.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I'm not even there yet.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That's a perfect that's a that's perfect. Cand Is it
pretty to your neighbors? No, but I don't think that.
That's Yeah, that's awful.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Not to just drive the truck without put it in there.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Man, they sing, they single, they're making an example out
of you.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Dude, I I somehow will get I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not bagging any of that stuff up. Somehow, I'm
gonna hide it in there. I'll put I will say
to my trash guys, they were good. They took my
exercise bike. Yeah, okay, so thank you. Yeah. Yeah. I
have a guy.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I have an inside guy who I just text him.
I see yo, I got some stuff. He goes, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I got you. I don't have that by me. Man.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Anybody, Hey, I got tickets for the MAC Championship. It's
coming to Boardwalk Call. College basketball is back over in
Atlantic City. Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
seven six zero nine six seven seven hundred seven six
zero nine six seven seven hundred and seven. MAC Basketball
College Basketball coming back to Atlantic City six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred seven.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Got a kid, man, he'll love this. It's really fun
of them, man, who go out there to play some basketball.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
If you're in the college basketball, it's blast and Borderwalk
Call always a great spot to see anything, a concert,
a sporting event. Sig zero nine six seven seven one
hundred and seven I'll we get back.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Some rockers in Joejoe and Scottie rock news.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
There's some rock news for you. Not very rocky, but sad.
Dolly Parton's husband of more than fifty years died yesterday,
Carl Dean. She kept it pretty low key. I think
everyone thought her and Kenny Rodgers.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Were a thing. Should have been just because they were.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
They were together throughout the seventies, Islands in the Stream,
Islands in the Stream. They would do like Christmas specials together,
variety shows together together.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
They were the couple we wanted.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I think so so. No, she was married man for
majority of her career. He died yesterday, age of seventy eight.
I believe in Nashville, Tennessee. She said, Carl and I
spent many wonder four years together. Words can't do justice
to the love we shared for over sixty years. Thank
you for your prayers and sympathy.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Seems like she'd be a great bang though, man, I
bet you're just like, I don't know. She just seems
like a really hot.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Well if it was, you know, if they were monogamous,
that means she's been banging him since the first day
she moved to Nashville in nineteen sixty four when they
met Good for her man.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
He approached her at.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
A laundry mat, struck up a conversation and quickly became inseparable.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
And then she became Dolly Partner. I'm gonna say, was
she Dolly Partner at the LAUNDCHERM? You're not Dolly Partner
the laundry man.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
She was just a little old girl from Northeast Tennessee,
and she was grew up in the Smoky Mountains and
decided she was going to make a big one day
and moved to the big lights at Nashville.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Has she ever shown her breasts?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
The closest we ever got was probably best little whorehouse
in Texas?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Would you think from the name of the movie, you
see them?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Great movie with Hearon Burt Reynolds. Atlantis Morisset is headed
to Las Vegas for the first time ever to do
a residency. The extended stay, titled simply Atlantis Morrisset Las
Vegas twenty twenty five, will take place at Caesar's Palace.
The singer is currently scheduled to deliver eight performances between
October fifteenth and November two. I go to that Tickets
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for Morrisset's residency go on sale on Friday. If you
want to catch her before Vegas, you're gonna have to
go over to Europe or South America. She's doing a
bunch of shows, a bunch of festivals down in South
America and Europe before she heads the Vegas starting October fifteen.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I wondered if you'd be safe there because this seems
like a very heavy lesbian show, Like, are you a
guy to get beat up by leslian? Yeah, they don't
want you there. This is their thing. I remember being
a good looking kid.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Delivering ice to what we used to be called the
Liloth Fair, and he said to deliver ice.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
To Canda where they do the concerts.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Right back then it was the Blockbuster Center, And I
remember the guys like, yeah, go deliver the ice. And
you'd have to walk through the concert to get to
like where all the bars are in the back.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
And I remember.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I'm walking through and I got my buddy with me,
and I'm like, look at all these chicks.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
He's like, don't even try, and I go, what do
you mean? And he goes is a lesbian festival. I
was like, oh, the Liloth Fair. Let's see, we'll wrap
it up with this. Daryl Hall has confirmed there will
never be a reunion with his formal musical partner John Oates.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
That's just said.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Back in twenty twenty three, Daryl Hall filed a lawsuit
and a restraining order against John Oates, preventing him from
selling his share of Hall and Oates the catalog.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I guess like all these artists are doing.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Hall claimed that such a move would violate the terms
of their business agreement. Now over a year after the
litigation was made public, Daryl Hall said the ship has
gone to the bottom of the ocean. I've had a
lot of surprises in my life, disappointments, betrayals, so I'm
kind of.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Used to it now these days.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Darryl Hall works with various people and he's still putting
out album. John Oates agrees the band is done. He said,
as far as I'm concerned, I've moved on. I feel
like I have a new lease on my creative life.
What happened, dude, All you had to do is just
get along and then you could tour for I mean,
these guys are in their seventies now, but you could
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have toured forever until your nineties. You could be like
Frankie Avalon, who's the guy that we goof on?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Frankie Valley, Fanky Valley.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
You could be ninety seven up on stage forgetting the
words the man eater right, just hold a microphone, let
him play your greatest hits.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Especially now with that whole yacht rock thing that you're
gonna pull off. You could be everywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Now, We're never gonna see Hall and Oates until someone
backs up a bank truck to him and says, here, guys,
I'll give you a ton of money if you get
back together.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I donate to that go fund me. If they're what,
I throw them ten bucks. There you go. Some rock
news for it? Oh, could this vintage store be any
It is the ZXL Morning Show one hundred point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station. You know, the station you've been
listening for seventy five years.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
It would be interesting to see exactly when ZXL launched.
It's been a long time, you know, it's been around
for a while.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I counted the other day. I don't know why I
was doing it. How many years have you been here?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
It would be eleven, actually eleven I can tell you
exactly what. In seven days it'll be no, no, no, no,
ten days. In ten days, it will be eleven years fourteen. Right, Okay, Yeah,
so you figured we did a honey here in March
fourteenth of twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
So one hundred and eighty shows a year basically, Sure
that's what this school a school. Yeah sure, we're almost
two thousand shows. Yeah. Wow, been here for a while.
Good for us. Man.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
So I'm at the age now, man, where like I'm
losing weight, I'm starting to take care of myself. I'm
him gonna be hitting forty five in a couple of weeks,
and I'm like, all right, now it's time.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I'm trying to do things right.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
So now I'm like, okay, now I gotta start like
bringing like working out into the mix. Like my oldest daughter,
she moved out. We changed her room into a gym,
and uh so, like I gotta start utilizing it. It's
cool to look at, but now I gotta start utilizing
all this stuff. I was gonna ask you because it's
it's your wife is way into it. Yeah, she's in
the box and she work her balls off and then
come out and then you're just hanging out watching Netflix.
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Yeah cool, yeah, yeah, I mean I like yesterday she
before dinner, she did a quick boxing workout and I
watched it.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
It was hot. You just watched her Yeah yeah, yeah.
You held up those little pads like Mickey would do
for Rock. I have you the you're the guy. I
have the sparring pads. I have, I have them. So
uh so I'm.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Like, I should really add in work it out to
the mix, right like I'm dieting, like like you know,
but and the dieting was working. No booze is working.
The no booz is a big one. But now I
need to add working out. And yesterday was a perfect
reason why. So running around like a nut. Yesterday I
finally get to sit down, It's like seven point thirty
and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Ah, I forgot.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I had to do our podcast, which is just a recap.
It's pretty much our condensed show thrown up every day
at Facebook dot Com Forward Slash, Jojo and Scotti. But
you need to cut it all up and put it
together and blah blah blah. So I'm like, I forgot
to do that. I didn't get time to do it yet.
So now it's like eight o'clock. So now I'm sitting
on my couch. I'm sitting crisscross apple sauce.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Some people in this woke world say that you can't
say Indian style.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Mm. So I'm sitting crisscross apple sauce or Indian style
on my couch right like an adult should.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, where it was told to do Indian style as
a kid.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
And I got my coffee table up to the couch
and I'm on the laptop. I'm putting together I'm editing
together the podcast. So I don't know it takes about
a half hour. Dude, I go, I put I get done.
I pushed the coffee table out. I go to get up, dude,
I don't know. It was because I was sitting crisscross
apple sauce. My legs felt like they were about to shatter.
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Yeah yeah, right, like stretching them, dude, to the point
where I'm like almost falling down because I'm trying to
get up off the couch.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Like I'm not drinking. You would have thought that I
was drunk.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I'm stumbling off the couch and I'm like there, you
know what, Maybe I should look into some supplements or
maybe or just working out stretching a little bit, because
I'm now that age dude where sitting crisscross apple sauce
or Indian style is it could? It's gonna break my legs.
Ye listen, I don't want to do it.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
My wife will do yoga on that mirror that I
pay for every month, and and she'll actually use it,
like I think about that. She'll use it like once
every other I don't know month or so. It's well
worth it. But I talked, she'll do her yogas like
you want to do it with me? And I'm like
that said, I make up every excuse not to I
really should. I couldn't. I could. This is just some
stretching down there.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I easy could have worked out easily, could have worked
out with my wife last night.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Is that I watched her. You know she's grunting, she's
hitting the heavy bag. I just watched. Yeah, but you
can easily get involved in them.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
There's an elliptical behind her. I could have been elliptic king.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Remember you and I worked Remember we had a I
don't know some Jim gave us some membership. We should
go there after the show and work out a little bit. Yeah,
it's a gym that's not there anymore. Yeah, it's basically
I was just laughing and breaking balls and just making
fun of everybody, not even taking it seriously, just like us.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Knowing that gym works out anymore because it closed. Yeah yeah,
because of people like us. It don't go anymore because
me and you were bad spokespeople for a gym. And bro,
here's the problem, and here's why my wife looks at me.
This way is our schedule. We have plenty of times. Dude,
I should look like man, I should look like sliced
the loone in eighty three.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
It's easy to do. I like him and Cobra. Yeah. Look,
I'm gonna say when it gets warm, I'm gonna start walking.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Dude, crisscross Applesaw's almost.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Broke my legs.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yes, yeah, bad hips look yeah where it feels like
the hips coulda pulled out of the side.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Why why does it do that?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Because it's forty five? We get back not got some
headlocks sel South Jersey's rock station and the z XL MORI.
I'm gonna throw a term at you. This is something
(22:24):
I'm using now with my wife. Yeah, yeah, perfectly, I'm hip,
I'm cool. I know, I know terms I can't do
what the kids do.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
This is what I made up. It seems to be
working okay, because my wife will say she's going to
do something, but she doesn't like it's uhah, it's just
the clothes in the in the in the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's the piles of clothes. Yeah, the pile of clothes
in the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
It's like she know she's doing some furniture pieces they
sit in the Kitchen's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm
gonna try harder to bust these things out. I'm gonna
try harder to do this, try harder to do that.
Normal people will call it clutter, Yeah, clutter. And so
she has a goal of cleaning up the club.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Right, but it's hard. Like she has these pieces of furniture,
they're in our kitchen. She's paying and we're gonna sell them.
So it's hard.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
We're making money, but I mean they've been sitting there
for like a month. But I get this. She's like,
you know, I'm gonna get that. I'm gonna, I'm gonna
try harder to do this. I'm gonna try harder to
do this. I said, no, you're not, but I don't care.
That is now my comeback, like I'm gonna try harder
to uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna be better about the
clothes in the in the in the uh, in the bedroom. Yea,
(23:25):
I said no, you're not. Now, instead I could stop it,
No you're not. But now that's now we're being combative.
Now it's like, no you're not. Now I'm degrading her.
No you're not. But I don't care. I want her
to know that she's not going to do you do
and I don't care. But you actually, if I say
I don't care, now I'm off the hook. Girls, it
starts a fight.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
But but now you flip the switch because now you're
coming off as the better man because you're like, no,
you're not gonna do that, and I understand, I don't care.
So now you've come off as the better guy to her.
Really just admitting that she's being easy.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I know this My my my wife tried to pull
this the other day where I told my little guy
we have an issue with him being late to school
and it falls on both my wife and him, and
so I said, just.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Say an aye, but you didn't, so not me. No,
you're right.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I said to my little guy, said, hey, Bud, I'm
at work, but I'm gonna call you, you know, every day,
to make sure that you get up. And my wife's
in the other room in earshot, and she goes, you
don't have to. We got this under control. And my
response easily was Babe, no you don't. And I have
nineteen latenesses to show for it.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Right, she had nothing else, dude, Honestly she had no.
There's no response to that, right, my little battle. My
little guy, he comes back and goes, yeah, I'll be
expecting your call.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I was like, yes, you will. But if you came
back with her and said no, you're not, no, you
do care. I get that. But as soon as you
say no again, you've already told her no what you're not.
Now she's thinking, you know what, I should be better
at that. But when you say you don't care, now
you're off. You can't come back from that. It's the
perfect thing to say to her wife. I know you're
(25:03):
not gonna do it, but I don't care. Yeah, that's
a yeah. I have to pick my battles at my house.
These are But although my wife and I are discussing
and this is our marriage. It's it's fine, it's not
that big of a deal.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
The problem that I have is is that gonna now
enable her to just have more chaos and more stuff.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Out in the battle. Well, I hope it's reverse psychology,
That's what I hope. It's like she's saying, oh, he
doesn't care, but he does care. Of course I care.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Of course I don't want to look at it, of course.
But I'm just trying to dude. She's like a kid
who just got off of school. She's like, I don't
got to do anything.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Now, Yeah, until she says, well, I'm gonna leave you,
and I'm like, well, I do care about that because
now I'm a one bedroom efficiency in Sea Isle.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
This guy, this guy who's my instructor at the gym,
he loves when there's just closed everywhere. I'm going to
run off with him, you know what, I do care? Yeah,
So yeah, I uh, that's I mean, that's a way
to go.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yeah, for sure. You flip. It's like the eminem rap battle.
You know, I'll flip in ill tell me something you
don't know about me.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, me and my wife, like once again, we don't
get into like real no good, like real I can't
remember the last like real argument, real life argument. It's
dumb stuff Like now it's who's going to clean the
kitchen up? My rule is if you made dinner, you
clean up the kitchen like like you made dinner.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
The other person leans up right right.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
But here's the other thing too, is I know, like
during the day, I'm off because we work this weird schedule.
So when if I'm making dinner and I kind of
clean up while I cook, she gets mad because she goes,
let me clean up the kitchen, and I go, I
got it, It's already done. So I'm fighting the clean
like my wife. Now I'm doing I'm doing Mondays and
Wednesday dinners, you know. So that's kind of like my deal.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
So I do the dinner and then she dug the dishes,
but she don't really do the dishes, just do well. Listen,
you're not gonna do better. But I don't care. So
I do the dishes the next day. Not a huge thing,
but you feel I don't care On there, man, it's
it's a game change. My new landing spot is guys,
don't worry about cleaning up?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Can you do me? A favorite, just so it makes
them feel like they're doing something. Can you just take
the dishes and put them on top of the dishwasher,
easy enough, Just put them on the countertop on top
of the dishwasher. I'll take it from here. So done, done,
done with dad. Then I get the load up the dishwasher.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
You know that's the end of my night. I know
that everything's wrapped up. All the lights are getting turned out,
like at the end of the night at a bar,
when I pushed the dishwasher button to start.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
That's it. Yeah, the lights are on.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
When that little hum of the dishwasher comes on, it's
time for.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Me to go to bed. We're just beaten then, the
middle aged men, that's what we are.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Look we get fast with oh wine, love trash, anything
thirty on it ony, anything racket or roughing. Yes, long crash,
there's some trash for you. Alec Baldwin now has a
(27:51):
reality show that's out and about.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I think it started this past weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
In one of the episodes, he reflected on how It's
Bitter divorced from Kim Basinger negatively impacted his relations with
her daughter. During the episode of the Baldwins. Alec admitted
regretting how the situation affected Ireland Baldwin, but noted that
they now have a pretty good relationship desp like the past.
Baldwin and Basinger have mended the relationship, with Kim Basinger,
describing them his genuinely cordial. When they meet the girl
(28:19):
that got shot? Can we hear about that? They do
bring that up a lot because the trial is happening
during this reality show, so it is brought up quite
a bit. He does have another daughter with Kim Basinger,
an eleven year old named Carmen Baldwin. Let's see here,
Megan Markle. We all love Megan Markle. Right, she married
(28:43):
Prince Harry, the Prince and she was opening up briefcases
with Howie Mandel on a game show. She shared in
People magazine that her relationship with Prince Harry is better
than ever, and then she's excited to return to being
an entrepreneur. She noted that Harry loves seeing her work
on creative projects, comparing it to a honeymoon period when
(29:04):
they first met, So they're.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
More in love than ever. She's doing that cooking show
right that what she was doing she she doesn't. She
doesn't deal with Netflix. She's done this. She's I think
she's doing a cooking show.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
She had a like a how to Beat how to
Do Life Better stepe a show. But I mean, what's
she gonna say, like, Oh, find a prince, marryam exactly
what you do? Yeah, like be on a show in
the USA network and then mary a prince.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Where's the baby yet?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
The big deal of the baby, she said, if they
have a kid, I don't know the kid by a
nanny's taking care of that kid. Denise Richards said her
and her daughter blocked each other on social media for
a year. Denise, that's the kid they have with Charlie
Sheen or the or she has with Charlie Sheen. So, yeah,
the kid's pretty stable. Show casey Anthony remember her? Uh
(29:53):
do you?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
She allegedly killed her baby, killing her dog her right.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
She swears that her parents had something to do with that.
Her parents are like, no, she did.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Well, she's she's out and about. She lives down in Florida.
For some reason, she took the TikTok yesterday and announced
that she's going to be a legal advocate for the
LGBTQ community.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Okay, let's find somebody.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Even they got to look and go, yeah, we don't
need you.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, there's still that stigma and pretty much everyone is
in agreement that you killed your kid. It's cool you
want to help us, but maybe sit this one out, Casey,
when you.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Pick her up at the bar, isn't that all you
want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
It's like, yeah, yeah, we had that conversation before on
the air. Because she's a good looking for all, she's
a she's a Florida eight, and you're like, yeah, man,
you go at a bar like you see her, maybe
the drinks are flowing, you gotta ask.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Questions you have to.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I guess you could.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
I could. You could easily be like, I don't know. Yes,
we know what she looks like, but I don't know.
She's not that out there where she's gettable. Yeah, you
could easily be like, oh, I didn't know that was you.
You know, it was one of.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Those things where like, uh, We interviewed Ron gold His sister.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Ron Goldman was allegedly killed by O. J. Simpson. Right.
We interviewed his sister.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
She wrote a book and she talked about how weird
it was She had a boyfriend, a boyfriend of a while,
and it came up that if OJ ever asked the
boyfriend to go golfing, would the boyfriend go. And the
boyfriend said, yes, you got to make that, and that
he goes, what's the chance I'll ever get the GoF
(31:36):
with OJ again? And she had to break up with him.
She's like, he killed my brother and you go.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Golfing with him? Oh, J's on the phone. Don't answer it.
Oh man, I'm answering it.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Michelle track him Berg, she was on Buffy, the Vampire
Slayer and Gossip Girl. She died last week the young
age of thirty nine. They forgot to put her picture
on the stupid Oscar thing that this death thing.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yeah, I was watching the Oscars, man. I know again,
I didn't get to the death reel, but I can
assume Hackman made it right. Thing. Yeah, if that didn't happen,
pee Morgan upset about that one. Morgan Freeman came out
and did a big thing for Hackman.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Okay, but they said that Michelle Tratchickenberg she wrote a
screenplay before she died, and studios are now interested in
making it. Valerie Burton Ellie is now out and about.
You know, she was married to Eddie van Halen for years.
Her son Wolfgang is out there touring right now. She
was on One Day at a Time, the sitcom. She's
(32:35):
now talking about breaking up with her fiance Mike Guno
for the first time ever. So she's talking about love.
She's she's a fixture on the Drew Barrymore Show. She's
on that show quite a bit.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Is that where she lives? That's where?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
That's where Valerie dude. I was a huge Valerie Burton
Elly fan back in the day when I was a kid.
She might have been one of my first crushes. On
One Day at a Time. Everyone wanted Mackenzie Phillips. She
was like the drug addicted one. Now I wanted the
good girl that you.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I was a Marianne guy. You're a schn guy. Yeah,
we wanted that. I wanted the second one. Give me
the Marianne. You wanted the.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Keys on the on the Belch point Seven's, the XL
and the cigund shows.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
There were some good morning for buddy, how are you good?
Good nice man? Look you up. But to take this man,
go see some basketball.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
College basketball back in Atlantic City at Borderwall called what
is your name?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Great? Uh, Carmen. All right, Carmen. Now, Carmen, what do
you do?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Flooring contractor Carmen.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Who does flooring? Now you throw some money around when
it comes to March Madness. Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Yeah,
I get await for March Madness. It's it's it's hard
because I bet.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
I'll bet every game and it happens all day long,
so you're either in round or you're kind of even.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, Carmen sounds like he's talking next to his wife
who doesn't know he gambles, and he's just like, yeah, little.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Bit sure, Oh no, I'm driving.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
He's like, it's that that weird thing you do when
you don't want someone to hear what you say.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Like I love that color. My wife must think, my wife,
she must think. I played basketball community college for the
five years I went there. I am so into it
on the weekend. It's because I have money on every game.
Like last night's like you're watching basketball. It's like yeah,
like why It's like I don't know, I just like
to watch it. We're coming up on March Madness, and
I do this thing at my house. I had duke
last night minus the twenty and a half and I
(34:25):
had Houston minus nine and a half.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
That's why I'm watching college basketball. The great already Lang
the comedian, he was asked once he bet a lot,
he goes. Somebody asked him, why do you bet? He
goes because betting makes me care about the Utah Jazz
on a Tuesday night, and he goes, That's why it's awesome,
you know, it's.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
You know, so Saturdays are the great games. Sundays, Like
I'm betting Choyt Choice State, Dude, I'm betting like for them.
I'm like all these wacky, wacky colleges, but I don't know.
I'm watching it on a Sunday, New Game, the New Game.
And I told you this the other day.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
You're only allowed to bet on games where you know
where the college is located in what state?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
That would be zero foods. So I don't know where.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
But the other day you told me that you bet
on Green Bay and I'm like the Packers and you're like, no,
the University of green That sure did. And I'm like
that there's a University of green Bay. And they covered
the spread, all right, Carmen, uh, you got sake. It's
MAC Basketball Championship College basketball back in Atlantic City at
Boordawak Hall.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
All right, oh y yeah, I'll show you my weekend. Uh,
my weekend, Betsy, you'll see that.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
If these are the ones that you just did this
coming weekend, these are the ones that I did over
the weekend.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
This is who I bet on. Now. What you do
is if you know, if you're a compulsive gambler like
I am, you even you even bet the late night games.
That's all the West Coast stuff Like Hawaii is supposed
to be your bailout game. Yeah, you lose it all
you load up on Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
The rainbows. Huh, you're betting on the rainbows. So uh.
In addition to like the teams you wouldn't know, like
your Duke's in Houston and all the other stuff, the
ones who make it in the march, mad Yeah, the
actual ones that you s not the n I T teams.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah, this is my Sunday. College of Charleston minus seven
in Nouth, Carolina. Okay, Drexel minus three and a half,
which everything, Okay, rude me, that's an engineering school out
of Philadelphia. I didn't even know they had a basketball team.
Wisconsin green Bay minus three and eight. Okay, so it's
University of Wisconsin green Bay. You called the University of
green Bay. Okay, it's green Bay. No, it's Wisconsin, Wisconsin,
(36:23):
green Bay minus three and a half. So then I
can't get enough a gambling that late night, I go
cal okay in Vine. University of California, Irvine. Yes, sorry,
I don't how I.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Read this on the Bruins, Yes, no, no, is the
UCLA's the Bruins. What's what's what's cal Caledonia? It's a
team should university it's no.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, University of California.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's UCLA, but it's it's University of California, Irvine, California,
Santeles minus sixteen and a half.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
San Francisco plus nine and then just California, San Francis,
University of San Francisco. I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
I couldn't city the homeless of San Francisco is playing
someone else.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I don't know. I don't know where they play, I
don't know what any anything about San Francisco. I know
I like them playing Sam just got some good schools
and then around it. Uh, but okay, we're just going
to go San Francisco. San Francisco, you know, known for
their basketball college.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
It's like in Tecamo Bowl when they couldn't use the
name of the players, it was just like.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Player one, Yeah, Raiders QB. That's me. Over the weekend,
I got a kind.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Of look, we have lost my house or anything like,
I'm not that into it. Yeah, but it is fun
enjoy games. Well that's what I think. You more chased
the thrill of it because you're not yet You're not
making any groundbreaking money.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
No, I've never I've never met up with my book
and said, wow, now I can get that boat. You know,
it doesn't happen. I said, now I can't pay my
car payment either. Yeah, your legs have never been broken.
That's a good thing. Lunch Boy seven VXL South Jerseys
Rock Stations ZXL Morning Show of your Body.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
All right with his kid down, and I think I
did Okay. I think I'm batt in a thousand with
the kids and what they listen to. So I always
you know, look, kids are always gonna listen to what
they want to listen to. They're gonna listen to what's
hot and music right now, They're gonna listen to what
their friends listen to. But as a parent, you can
always put something in their ear to make them like,
(38:19):
you know, at least appreciate it. And so for years, man,
I was very adamant about taking my kids to concerts,
about them listening to like stuff that I listen to,
you know, and hopefully they like it and they run
with it. It's worked right three out of four so far.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
It worked.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Now the little guy, he's now getting to the age
where he's hanging out with friends and he's got his
he's got his beats on his beats by dre Ye
Man right, and and so he's listening to music.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Right.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
A lot of times he's there, he's gaming with his
buddies and he's he's jamming out the stuff. Now I
noticed it first. He's he really is attracted to the
old school hip hop that my wife listens to. Okay,
I'm cool with that, right, I'm alre cool. Like all
of a sudden, he's you know, he's killing people in
Halo and then you know he's jamming out the biggie.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Like my parents introduced me to, like Motown. I have
a love for motown music and the sugar Hill got
all came from that pop Dude.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I remember my dad, dude clear his day driving right
and he's tapping his finger to uh uh fill me
up buttercup, Yeah, the Foundations right, like great, and I
remember dude listening to that oldies music with him. Yeah,
and there was a connection there. Well, the other day,
I'm driving my little guy down to my in laws.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
He's going to be.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Hanging there for the weekend, and he's got it. He
does this thing where he plays his beats by Dre
right his headphones. He plays him super loud, but not
on his ears around his neck. Oh.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
I'm like, oh, so we can hear everything else that's
going on.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
I'm like, dude, yeah, but I can't hear anything because
I hear what you're listening to. But I'm listening to
what he's listening to. And dude, it's one banger after another.
So it's dire straits.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Okay. I'm like, whoa where did this come from? Is
that money for nothing or b sides? Sultan's a swing
he's listening to that, dude.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
I'm I'm like, okay, all right, dude, he's strolling on
I uh uh, you would have liked this.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Some sticks Jesus, mister Roboto.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
It was not mister Roboto, right, And I'm like, all right, dude,
you're getting this now like I I, you know, I
I The Dire Straits really made me go okay, you know,
all of a sudden, like a song from the band
some Rolling Stones pop on, go okay, we're going in
the right direction. You're a twelve year old kid and
(40:28):
you're jamming out to the Rolling Stones.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
I did, okay. I had a very uncomfortable moment over
the weekend with the with his buddies. So so mine's
mine found Eminem likes Eminem. You like the unedited versions.
You know, I'm not happy with that, but I'm like,
you know what, fun edited, It's fine. I got no
problem with that language. I was about to say, Eminem,
well that's a new thing.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
It's not twenty five years old.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah. Uh, he's a little Kendrick Lamar heavy. I'm not
yeahpy with that happened, dude. It's blah blah. I hate
the mumble rapper. Go back to the classics. It's their
friends and what they listen to. They're gonna listen to
what's hot now. He knows soup Dog a little bit
where I had a g thang al on g thang
on over the weekend. Okay, he liked that. Yeah, it's
old school. Now he also has a playlist too, God okay,
(41:11):
so it had a playlist, so I got him into
Uh what was it, olymp biscuit. I think it was
break stuff, So I don't think of that on the way.
That was jiu jitsu clas new metal, Yes, we got that.
This killed me. I tried the Beastie Boys, but I
went old school, kind of funny, quirky to go. He
didn't dig it, man, brass monkey didn't dig it all.
I would go, what was that album?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
He had ninety four that had short shot and sabotage, Sabotage,
that's got that's the album you gotta start with.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
So we go sabotage right now? I got Now I
have him and all his buddies in the in the
truck ill communication. That's the album you start with. So uh,
so I put on and this is this is kind
of it's uh, it's Kanye. It's Kanye, and I think
jay Z here's a problem. Kanye early Kanye is awesome. Kanye.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, right now it's tainted though, because Kanye is crazy
and he says, really stuff. Okay, so what comes on one?
This is the banger? Yeah, but a tough, a tough
name when you're a white guy. It's n word in Paris, right,
that's that's the name of the song. And you know,
he said that he made that the name for it
to be awkward when people said it, and it is
and I play that.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
It's a banger song. It's got a cool hook man,
and so I'm playing that. So it was Buddy in
the cars like, hey, he wants to add it to
a Spotify huh. So he said, what's the name of
this song? I say, Ninja's in Paris and I leave
it at the Canadians in Paris. He looks like that.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
He looks it up on his Spotify. He's like this
one now and has the g's kind of blank down.
I'm like, yes, that one right there, and then we
change the subject. It's banger though manwards a Paradise or Paris.
It's good, dude, I heard kiss the other day coming
through his speakers. And then he throws me for a loop.
Because in the on the weekends, during the mornings in
our kitchen, we'll play Frankie Valley radio.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Dude, he's jamming out. There's some Frankie Valley that's kind
of cool. That is kind of cool. And I was like,
all right, I could you know what? And my wife, man,
she I had a bomb of a channel on the
other day too. It was Lana del Rey on Pandora.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah, and it was like, all it was like twenty
year old pop slow songs that you forgot about, and dude,
it was awesome.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
And Natasha Bettingfield all that.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yes, yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Stuff like that that I had completely forgotten about that
was twenty years old.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
And I'm like, this song was a banger. This song
was a banger.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
I played with Skyla. I'm back there playing with Skala
this summer too. On the beach. I got the pocket
full of Sunshine. These are the songs. And here's here's
my rule. When I play, I just want the bitches
to dance. The guys are gonna stay there, they're gonna
stare at the girls. They're not moving.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I need. I just want the I always focused on
the girls. Dude, you you locked that music down.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
They love go put go, go, go through this. I'm
gonna sing all night, go to the iHeartRadio app. Right
right out of my hand, man like a horse.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
When you're not listening to the z X on the
iHeart Radio app, put in Lana del Ray, Shuffle Dude, Bangers,
Banger after banger, twenty year old bangers.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Look we we can back, man.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I do a thing called you think you have it bad,
you think you've got in bed.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
I don't think we have it bad.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
A viral video on Facebook and Instagram shows the moment
when a furious mother of four busted her husband with
his pants down.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Literally.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
It all went down in Doorcaster in the UK. The
wife approached what's reported to be a work van owned
by the cheating father and husband, and inside she found
her pantless husband with a lady, a woman a brunette.
During her curse laden discovery, she also announced her soon
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to be ex husband that she hoped he enjoyed the
moment because it's all going on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Live, and she lived up to her word and posted
it workvan. That's interesting. It's a nice spot to cheat.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
I guess like I was driving around the station workvan
and it's one of those like the ones you kidnapped
people in, and it's got a lot of room.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Sure you got you have plenty of bangables room. Yeah,
I mean you got a lot of room to move around.
You know.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
It's a sub wolfer and I gotta give it to
our promo kids. They keep it clean. I was very
happy with my experience taking the work van yesterday. They
had a full tank of gas and it was clean.
Not the time out the last group we worked for,
but there was no breaks in it. Remember well, my
little guy, he remembers driving in. We had an older
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van at the time. This is maybe going back six
seven years ago, and my little guy only remembers. He goes,
you let me drive in the van. Now, probably not
a great move. He goes, there was a hole in
the floor. I could see the road.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
That's how you stopped kids. Probably that's probably not safe.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
A semi professional paraanormal investigator, I don't think that's a
real thing.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
Johnny turn Up has unleashed some huge news.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
According to turn Up's extensive research, he claims to have
learned that machines wearing flesh suits are walking among us.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Turn Up has also issued the warning.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
He says the robots disguise as humans are using their
steel trapped minds to plot the downfall of humanity. Turnip
made his discovery after being unemployed and directed to a
local job club. It was there that he realized that Mike,
his job coach, was really a cyborg on a mission
the harvest my unique knowledge and skill set for the
benefit of AI. You have been warned, so an unemployed
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guy named journey Johnny turn up.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
He's telling you that we're living amongst robots.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
In a quest to determine what Jesus Christ actually look like,
biblical researcher doctor Meredith Warren has confirmed that the Son
of God had an amazing physique because they weren't eating anything.
It was very thin man that would make the ladies
swoon and probably some men too. Warren says that today's
muscular depictions of Jesus probably weren't far off, including those
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washboard abs, because of his physically demanding job as a carpenter,
and they didn't eat anything. Warren ads that like the
rest of the local population, Jesus would have had brown skin,
brown eyes. His hands and feet were probably rough and callous.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Because they didn't eat anything.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
And they were walked around in bare feet, and he
worked as a carpenter and they didn't have hand loation.
It wasn't like he got to go home and put
vasilin all over his if he was like he was
a fat guy, right, do you still go through the
effort of putting them up on there? If you look
like Chris Farley, it would be harder to put him
up there. I'd be like, I think down here because
he's too heavy for us all to lift up. Dude,
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I think about that like you watch Game of Thrones
and like you hear about stuff like you know, you know,
in Jesus time, right to be fat back then, you
had to be really you really wanted to be fat
king back then. Yeah, exactly, it was hard to be
a fat guy back in the days. I mean, like, dude,
you're you're lucky to get what a meal a week?
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Yeah? Did you see the picture of the last supper?
He pasta dish served at all?
Speaker 1 (47:54):
They look all look great now they all know it's
the bad times are coming. Look, boy, in that picture,
they all look chiseled. There you go, those people they
have a bad you know so much.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
One hunch point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station CXL.
My kid has a fifty eight in band man, not
even a dress set. Weird thing.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Growing up, fifty eight was like bad, bad failure. But
some schools now that's like two points away from a D.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah, we were sixty nine. Yeah, it was like seventy.
If you got below a seventy you failed, and seventy
plus was a D. Now like some schools, dude were
like they're like, yeah, fifty five or plus, you're passing.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
I'm like really like and it's it's not even like
a band you volunteer for. I guess it's a you
have to take this band. Yeah, it's like music class.
Any band that you get a fifty eight. Like when
I went to bandy when you know, the slow kid
got to tambourine, the other guy got to get on
the drum set. It was a horned player. Like that's
my band was you got a hundred in it?
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Last year my kid got a trumpet. I think it
went to school twice and then I never saw it.
We just sat in our house by our front door
for into the summer because I kept forgetting to take
it back.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
I pulled up a video on YouTube of a monkey
playing a drum set. I was like, look at this
monkey right. Heah, this monkey here in class, I had
to be a little my kid a little bit. So
what he's not doing anything? I said, look at this
monkey playing the drums like this market right here would
probably pass band. Now you did need to figure out
whatever you got a fifty eight for. I will throw
it back to you. Did say you went to a
recital that he did and it looked like he was
ill prepared? Is that? Yeah? Yeah, dude, so you saw
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fifty eight? What fifty eight? You know what I did?
I saw not being prepared, which very well may be.
I don't know. He forgot his sticks, he forgot his book,
like he could be that guy. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
If you're a drummer and you forget your sticks, yeah
that's a big problem. Yeah, what do you with your hands?
Like things still out there. I'm like, I don't know, man,
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I'm not gonna bust your balls too bad, but figure
it the freak out mall.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
That's because that's an easy one, yes, Like, that's like
that's one. Look you come, you're you're taking pre cop
and you got a fifty eight.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
I understand pre cows hard, right, biology hard chemistry hard.
Speaker 3 (50:06):
Will you come at me with music and you got
a fifty eight, that's like get a fifty eight in gym,
It's like gym class. Yeah. Yeah, that should be a guarantee.
You show up, you put your short that's it. Man.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
You write your name on the uh on the signing sheet,
and you should automatically be getting a seventy five.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
That's all you need to do. Yeah, bn do figure
it out. Hey, everybody, thanks you call today. Always welcomed
on the show. Glad we're all the part of it.
Stay there. We kick off a rock Blocket's one hundred
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sun comes shining through. When you're crying, you're bringing on
their ride stop your sign stop or to be happy?
Where you smiling? Keep on smart smart, dropping out man.
I know you guys are awesome.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
I love looking at you guys on my way to
work the ring. She was a guy.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah, warming up chip and I'm like, I'm down here,
we're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot. You're the best.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
How you doing, Yeah, keep me laughing.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
Man, you guys are great. Good morning guys, Hilario. Let
me say shot it?
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Oh God?
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Is it my radio or it's are you only broadcasting
in MANA? This is the rad's in DJL, like, if
you're on it, I haven't listened to this. Man getting
up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore.
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