THURSDAY 3-6-25

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
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of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest on

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this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey, hey, hey, good morning man. How are you dude?
I barely barely made it in this morning because I
was died yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I go to leave.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I had something to do with the with the Good,
with the Good Freemasons last night, so I had to
dress up with a suit and all that. Right, looks snazzy.
My oldest daughter out on her own, she texted me.
She goes, Hey, I'm out in the driveway. I got
a package delivery. Can you run it out? It's now
I'm all I just got out of the shower, alm
all dressed up in my suit.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I look good to go? Sure, yeah, I see that right,
look good. I open up the garage door.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
It's a tsunami outside and now soaking wet.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
And for the rest of the night.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Now I got to be in the suit now probably
about five out for the rest of the night.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm soaking wet.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
My socks from my underwear of wet. Then I'm uncomfortable
all night. So from the time I pretty much got
dressed and looked good and felt good about myself, I
was just a wet dog ten minutes later for the
rest of the night. Yeah, driving was horrific last night
for just I guess a couple hours.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
And those couple of hours that's when I was all
over the road.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, range man, it's that stupid dog because I can't
let it in the back because they want to dig
and they come in a money. So now I have
to put it on a leash. I have to go
in the front yard. I have to have me it
goes to the bathroom. Now I'm getting wet along with
the dog. Ah, things are disaster.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well, I'm driving on it. It's it's a desolate road,
especially at night.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Root fifty Now, if you know Root fifty, it's a
it pretty much is a cut through so you don't
have to use the expressway and stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
If you're taking out it's through the woods.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Dude, it's dark and I'm hydro planing everywhere. Yeah, like
no lights back there, bad hydro planing and I'm like, well,
like scary, like uh uh, like I gotta really pay
attention here. Well, We're driving to dinner last night and
I hit like, uh, I don't know, there's a puddle
on the side of the road, so you hit it
so and my wife's like slow down. I'm like, I'm
not doing anything wrong. One of my tires hit a

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little bit of water. It's like, it's perfectly fine. I'm
not speeding over a buddle. Yeah, because it sounds way
worse than it is, Like, I know the sound you're
talking about. You look shit right, but like when you're
when your car starts to slide and you have no
control over it, You're like, Okay, whoa, this is weird. Yeah,
I think he's not making contact with the ground at all. Seriously,
are just on water? Three Stooges movie. That's how You're

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gonna die, dude. I thought about it because back in
those roads, you know, I don't know what it was,
nine o'clock, nine thirty, dude, there's nothing but woods, Like
I could I could fly off into the woods and
sit there all night. And even if you break down, whatever,
how you go to the knock on the door and
ask for help. It's on telephone. They're gonna kill you're
ball killers. That one house Brood fifty is that highway

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where people go to die.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Everybody.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Uh, it is Thursday, and we're gonna find a ZXL
workforce to employee the day today. I think it's our
last pair of tickets for the MAC Basketball Championship kicking off.
I believe it kicks off this weekend in Atlantic City,
Boardwalk Hall College basketball is back.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
So all of your pair of tickets coming up just
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
One hundred point seven is the EXL South Jersey's rock
station ZXL.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Morn sho.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Doing line. I can all write it and we'll do it.
Lit and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Here's some news foult us on a Thursday Wednesday or
Thursday Thursday? Is that a Thursday. President Donald Trump issued
a stern warning to Hamas in a truth social post yesterday,
calling for the terrorist group to release all hostage as
hostage Jesus immediately. The post came after Trump met with
several former Hamas hostages who traveled to Washington, DC this week.

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H Shalom Hammas means hello and goodbye. You can choose
the president wrote, release all the hostages now, not later,
and immediately return all of the dead bodies of the
people you murdered, or it's over for you. Only sick
and twisted people keep bodies, and you are sick and twisted.
Trump added that he is sending Israel everything they need

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to finish the job and that not a single Hamas
member will be safe if you don't do as I say.
That's coming from Donald Trump. We must have asked somebody
how to say hello and goodbye?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
And Hamas? Is that it? Shalom Hamas? Is that?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
What is shalom Hamas? So if I say shalom to
you when I walk in here, is that? Let's put
this up there, dude, you know we are we are such.
We are people now that have no we we don't
care anymore, and we just we are in. We care

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about one thing. And then three or four days go
by and we stopped caring. Remember how much we cared
about Israel and Palestine? Yeah, okay, well that went away.
Then the plane crashed into the helicopter. Were stopping about that.
The plane flipped over in Toronto. We never cared about
that anymore. Then with the oscars, happened, and that was fun.
Then we had the fight with the Lensky in the
Oval office, and then the oscars about the helicopter hit

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the plane just brought that up. What happened to the
boat that hit the bridge? The boat that hit the
bridge of Baltimore.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
What a year we've had. But then the oscars happened. Yeah, yeah,
you know.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh and and and so what Jennifer low pezan't Ben
Afleck broke up?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
And I think, oh, Geen Hackman's dead.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
And I think Trump bought Gaza now and he's gonna
build up Gaza. I saw commercial that's gonna make it
into like a mini Vegas. President Donald Trump is expected
to issue an executive order, possibly uh today, aiming to
abolish the Apartment of Education. The new swar and Education
Secretary Linda McMahon yes of that. McMahon family is to

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take all necessary steps to facilitate the closure of the
Education Department based on the maximum extent appropriated by law.
The experiment of a controlling American education through federal programs
and dollars, and the unaccountable bureaucrats those programs and dollar
support has failed our children, our teachers, our families. Shortly
after taking her position, Miss McMahon said she would send

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education back to the States and then she was hit
with a chair by leaping Lanny Poffo. Please somehow get
Hulk Hogan involved in all this, please, I mean he was, Yeah,
he wasn't the Republican National Convention, which you're gonna do?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Brother.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Congress Hall, a historic hotel resort in Cape May, didn't
have a license to play music from popular recording artists,
and now they got to pay up. The American Society
of Composers, Arthurs and Publishers, as CAP, claims in a lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
At least four songs.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Were played in the hotel in December without the copyright
holders being compensated. Congress Hall is one of fifteen businesses
in the US that were sued last week in the
latest effort by the nonprofit agency to secure royalties for
its composers and recording artists. They're asking to be paid
for each song anywhere between seven hundred and fifty dollars
and thirty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Is that because I.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Think, like, okay, as a disc jockey, when I go
into a place, I'm playing other people's music. So you're
talking about a mobile DJ, and you are the number
one mobile DJ in Jersey. Yes, you are the perfect
example of someone that could get nailed. Right, So that
venue has to hold some type of license, like hey,
you usually like a bar would pay I don't know,
let's start at five hundred bucks a year, and that

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usually covers them playing the jukebox, them playing something on
the radio, or them having a DJ in the vice
president of operations at Congress Hall Is said he's committed
to resolving the infringement. You know, look, I don't want
to sound like a curmudgeon an old guy. This all
started because in that yep. Look, the artists now make

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no money off their music, so they're looking for any
way to collect any type of pennies.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
And if they gotta do this, they gotta do this.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, I steal music all the time, not kidding.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
We pay a hefty summing, Like I can't imagine what
iHeart being a big corporate company pays a year to
be able to play the music replay?

Speaker 3 (08:20):
That's news.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
What about Sports six or Celtics Tonight Flyers, Jets, Tonight
Tigers beat the Phil seventeen to seven. Yesterday Phil's raised
one oh five start this afternoon. Chargers released Joey Bosa
last night. Four time pro bowler Max Crosby has agreed
to a three year, one hundred and six million dollar
contract with the Raiders, making him the highest paid non
quarterback in NFL history. Eagles are bringing back All Pro

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linebacker Zach Bawn. He has a three year extension. He
did that yesterday for a fifty one million bucks with
thirty four million guaranteed.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
There you go, that's news, that's sports.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Sun and Clouds today had to fifty one. Clouds win
tonight over at low with thirty two tomorrow. Your I
to kick off the weekend more clowns, more wind high
up to thirty eight. It is forty seven.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Guys. You a question? Yeah, what does March's Madness start?

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
That is in two two weeks?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Because I know we got the mac Tournament and the
winner of that it gets an invitation, So I guess. Yeah,
so you got at least a week and a half
or so before the real tournament start, and we'll look
it up. It kicks off probably next weekend, right March twentieth,
next week next week.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Okay, see, you got two good weeks, two solid.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Weeks from Keday, okay, all right, it's forty seven outside
right now with lunch point seven ZXL South Jersey's Rock
Station zex Well, lunch point seven ZXL, South Jersey's Rock
Station ZXL, Morischell. My wife and I trying hard to
be the cool parents. My wife kind of blew it
over the weekend. The kids had a little pushback on
her not being a Okay, she's kind of a cool mom.

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But she had a rule that happened when my kids
sleepover that the kids, well, you're you're really giking. Let's
put some context here. Your son had a sleepover with
some friends. Yeah, right, bring some friends over now. We
talked about it on the air last week before the sleepover.
Give him some space. They're twelve years old. They want
to feel cool. They want to stay up all night,
you know. So they're going to watch movies that they
probably shouldn't watch. They're gonna say things they probably shouldn't say.

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And your wife, she started eavesdropping on them. She heard
some things she didn't want to hear, because that's what
happens when you eavesdrop on a twelve year old boy.
She heard the Deadpool Wolverine movie. She heard that finally,
you know she'd improve. But listen, kids love it, which,
by the way, she heard a com pretty safe choice,
like it when we were twelve years old, Like I'm
watching reservoir Dogs, I'm watching a guy get his ear

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cut off. Yeah, I want to say I was in
like eighth grade and my parents rented Night of the
Living Dead the original, like a real boob scene.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
No, it was a remake, but it was like, oh,
the Return of the Night of the Living I know
what you're talking about. Girls.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, she's dancing in a graveyard. I used to know
the dude, this is how creepy I am. I used
to know Quiggly. Her name, her last name is Quiggly.
She's a scream queen and dude, she gets she's She
has a great boob scene in Silent Night, Deadly Night,
where she's naked in a family room and a guy

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dressed as Santa Claus comes in, picks her up while
she's topless, and then impales her on the antlers.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Of a deer.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Jesus, Yes, Silent Deadly Knight, that's a sleepover man. Return
of the Night of the Living Dead is also a
fantastic film.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
So we Anna Quigley was her name. We nailed it
all the way.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Up until by the way we did you know, we
had pizza, we had the snacks.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
They were loving it.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I set them all wall downstairs like they I had
all the TVs going. Everyone has their own TV for
their You're giving them space, right, and they feel like
they have freedom. You know, they don't. They're in the basement,
but they feel like they're cool.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
They don't want mom there. So my wife has one
rule and this is the problem. Was one no cigarettes?

Speaker 4 (11:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
That one was fine? Okay, did that fine?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
You know what, it's weird.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I'm thinking about it like they're they're about twelve years old,
Like do I need to put the alcohol away? We're not, baby, dude.
You may get one of those that the one kid
who decides. You know, it was always the bad kid
in the sitcoms in the eighties who had the leather jacket.
And I could see it too. I know which, I
know which kid's gonna be a problem.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
I get it right. Dad's not in the picture.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
So before yeah, they uh, and we'll never do a
sleepover again because it's just everyone pick them up at
eleven because it's trying to get him to go down.
And the next day, you know, it's like it's everything else.
Do you know where I live on this, Yeah, it's
a sad state of affairs that we live in in
the world right now where I don't think I now, Yeah,
I don't think I do a sleepover at my house.
You know why because of lawsuits. Sure one hundred percent

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that kid says something or that or something.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Happens, and like, dude, I brought up to one time.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
You know, my my my oldest daughter, she was in
high school age and she had the run off the
work one of her first jobs, and her friend was
there and she goes, I'm gonna leave whatever her name was,
to hang out until I get done work. And I
know you're not because you're still leaving me in a
house with a girl that I don't know, who's underage,
who knows what could be said. I said, now take

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her with you. I don't care what you do with here,
but you ain't leaving her alone with me. Eve, when
we get back from like a date night, my wife
and I like I took the babysitter home, but my
wife was in the car with me. She's like yeah,
I was like, no, no, no, no, Well we're both going
I know it's a couple of doors down. It always
was the story of the guy making the move in
the babysitter, the babysitter making the move on the.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Guy on the drive home. There's videos about it. Yeah,
whole website.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
My wife keeps asking because I guess one of her
rules was and I'm okay with this because we had
one of the kids where he's when they go to
his house and he and my kids will say it,
there are no rules.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Long and all the other. Yeah, that's the toolhouse.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's the mom works two shifts, right, The mom's working
eighteen hour days and when she gets home, she's just tired.
And the one kid's on his phone all night long. Yeah,
my wife had one rule. Everyone's going down. You're gonna
go to sleep. It's midnight. Go to bed, dude. She
made a midnight no cell phones. She really made him
go to bed at midnight and no self like, that's

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the whole thing is you do want to stay up
at a sleepover and try and stay up all night,
not this one.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
She shut it down. Come on, man, lights out.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
One of the kids had a problem with it. It
was a little pushback. He's like, yeah, he's like, I
don't like your mom's rules. And now my wife won't
let it go. She keeps asking him, does he still
hate me? You still hate me? Yeah he doesn't. It
makes her feel bad. You did you had one bed
the night was to herself, dude, be honest, she did
it to herself.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeap.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
He did not approve of her rules, and that's what
the kickback was.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
See, she should. She had the chance to be the
cool moms. Close the door, let it go, let it go,
let him stay. Who cares if they stay up all night? Yep,
we'll never do the sleepover again. Oh you're now the
square house. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
You put all this effort into having cool stuff and
you're now the square house. Oh I killed it.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
I was.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
I was mad.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
You got to get rid of kids. Yeah, but you're
tainted because of her. Now they try those kids.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
You got the smell of her on hire? Did they
coming over no more? Well that's great for you because
you hated to sleep over. Exactly it. This kid will
never come back. Look, he was the problem. Many way
to be honest with you, I got a pair of
tickets for the MAC Basketball Championship College basketball coming back
to Atlantic City. If you want tickets six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred seven six zero nine, six

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seven seven one hundreds Are.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
You saying it's return of the Mac? Is return of
the Mac? About seven people got that?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
I know?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Isn't that sad? Yeah? It's sad.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven six
zero nine, six seven seven one hundred seven.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
On the way in, I was listening to an acoustic
version of hip hop Dun number nine. Who is that black? Oh,
Black Sheep, Black Sheep?

Speaker 1 (15:45):
And it was it was the guy from Black Sheet,
but with a guy at a bar, just with.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
A guitar and it was him like just freestyling that song.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
It was awesome. Talk about old school hip hop. Six
zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven. We
got tickets Basketball Championship coming back to Atlantic City at
borderwal call we get back.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
We'll do some rock.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
News, Joe, Joe and Scottie rock news.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
There's some rock news for you.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Motley Crue, Well, their front man Vince Neil, had a
tough couple months. Man owns a private jet that was
involved in an accident out in Arizona where a pilot died.
I believe his fiance was on the plane that it happened.
He was not, So I don't know if there's gonna
be a lawsuit from that or what. Beyonce died, No,

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just the pilot died.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
It.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Let the details are sketchy.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
His private jet landed and then there was another smaller
private jet like taxiing out and his private jet that
landed kept going and just hit the other plane.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
So I don't know if they had some issues with
the steering or I had issues with the hydraulics or what.
But the pilot I believe of Vince Neil's plane died.
I think he was the only casualty. I guess Vince
he's dealing with some health issues, probably stress having to

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look at this lawsuit. Motley Crue put up this post
about Vince Neil, and I guess he had a medical
procedure which is going to force the band the reschedule
some shows in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
They have a residency. The quote is to all crew heads.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Is that what we call Motley Cruevans Kruzeaz who we're
looking forward to see us this spring I'm truly sorry.
My health is my top priority, so I cannot bring
you the awesome shows you deserve, and I can't wait
to return to the stage. Thank you for all your
well wishes and keep reaching me. Your support means more
than you know. That's from Vince Neil, also signed by
Mickey six, Tommy Lee, and John five. The shows, I

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guess have been rescheduled through September now and October.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
That's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
A time for warrant to just slide in there.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Let's get a warrant show, Okay.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I mean you can get a poison, sure, dude, I
mean Motley Crue a little bit bigger than you get
a poison.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I'm man at you, Okay, deer could slide in there right.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Like you get if you've got a couple of those
crappy hair bands. Right, you get to poison, you get
a rat, you getta warrant, right, you know? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:22):
I mean they could take it to a residency in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
About a Tesla, huh. I mean I wouldn't drive one,
but that's up to you if you want to. I
just think it's a little weird to plug my car.
The two guys that had blonde hair, beautiful Blinde who
was at Nelson Ricky Nelson's Kids, a Nelson Tesla show
through the After the Rain was the big song. Fire
Festival two. I thought it was a joke because Fire

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Festival one was a disaster where somebody even went to jail. Now,
if you don't know the fire Festival real quick, it
was a guy. He was a shister, created this entire
music festival that was gonna be a game changer, except
he had no money, no plan, and it all fell apart,
and thanks to technology, it was well documented on how

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badly it fell apart. He never had the acts either, right,
nobody was signed. It was made into two great documentaries.
The guy is Billy McFarlane. Yeah, Billy McFarlane. He went
to jail for conning a bunch of people because people
bought tickets to this fire festival.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
And they flew out there on planes and everything.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
So the last couple of weeks it's been said that
he's going to do it again, that it looks like
he's going to go and have another fire festival.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
It's going to be in Mexico this time.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Except Mexico yesterday came out and said we had there's
been not one person that has contacted us about securing
a site, the staging, or what's happening with any dates.
It's supposed to be May thirtieth through June second in Cancun,
and they're saying, we've.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Never even heard of this guy before.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
The first one that happened was on an island, right,
so they were stuck there, they could even leave them.
He flew people in. He I guess like, me and
you have done this on a smaller scale. Well, we're like,
we'll just figure it out at the last minute. Me
and you have done that to how many bikini pageans
contests we've done to think this, we'll figure it out
at the last minute. This guy tried to do that
with millions of dollars, all right, And so yeah, it

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looks like he may try and screw people again. And
you know what, shame on you if you buy tickets
for Fire Festival too. Ann Wilson of Heart says the
wheelchair and armsling she's been using on A Heart's current
tour isn't a remnant of her cancer. She said, it's
not about cancer, it's about me being a klutz. She
was on a podcast yesterday revealing that she fell on
a parking lot, busting up her elbow in three places

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and having to be pinned back together with screws and
all that kind of stuff. Heart was forced to cut
their twenty twenty four tour plans because she was dealing
with cancer and getting a chemotherapy. She's in the clear
now and the band returned to the road last weekend,
but she's in a wheelchair and a sling because she
fell down.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
She said.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
The pain level is a lot. That's why she uses
the sling on stage. She said, I can choose to
sit because then I can concentrate on singing and not
keeping my balance in your heart, can't you just take
some time off come back later.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
They did last.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Year, and you got a figure man. These bands, when
they cancel a tour like that, it's a lot of money. Yeah.
Not only do a lot of people lose work, the
band also is usually on the hook for that, and
they put out a lot of money to make a
lot of money back. But if you cancel a tour
a lot of times, that money you put out already
is gold.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
You know.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
We can do all the bags of popcorn and the pretzels,
you know, now you got the fat woman in Heart
and you're like, get up off the floor. We're putting
you in a wheelchair. We're gonna wheel you out on
that stage. That's why it's sad to see guys like
Frankie Valley out there, because you're like, you didn't put
any money away. That guy shouldn't like you didn't like
like you're out there at ninety seven with a microphone
just playing a CD your greatest hits, pretending to sing.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Who's letting you do that? Joe Biden exactly. We had
a present in it for four years.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Whe Out of White just kept pushing them out there
on the on the national not even the worldwide stage.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
There you go. Some rock news for.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
You, l South Jersey's rock stations EXL Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah. My wife the other day put a weird cryptic
social media post up that she needed two things a
big d which.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
She put out there, that she needed a heavy bag,
which I was in the process of getting her right
because she likes she's in the boxing now or she
takes boxing classes, and then she needed a violinist put
it together. In the same post. People are like, Okay,
now I'm interested, what do you need it for because
you almost think the two were joined and together. She's
gonna box on the bag while listening to a violinist.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
So I did.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I'm still waiting on the fiddle player. But so the
fiddle player is.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
A whole thing.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
I don't know if it's gonna happen or not, but
it's it's for a party now.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
The heavy bag I got and over the weekend, I
want to go pick it up. And it was that,
you know, one of those awkward Facebook yard sale things
where I hit the person up and I've been ghosted
three times before by people, so I'm like, all right, dude,
like this is where I'm gonna like, I'm I'm gonna
be your place this time, you know, and thinking, you.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Know, when's the ball gonna drop? And this guy's gonna
ghost me for the fourth time. So guys like, no,
this is my address, man, I'll be there, and uh
so I show up and he's there and he does
the move. By the way, if you do Facebook yard
sale and you have a bigger piece of furniture or something,
have it out in the driveway.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yeah right, I don't want to go in your house.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Do everything you can to make it the easiest for
that person to pick up. Dude had it out in
his driveway ready to roll, pulled up the van was
threw it in. I had to tell the kids to
be quiet that are in the back of the van, right,
But it was easy because they were tied up. Well
plus two, it's like, you don't want I don't want
to talk to anybody. A lot of times I'll be hey, man,
I'll leave it on my doorstep and they'll come to

(24:01):
grab it. They put the money under the mat and
I don't want to look at it. It was it
was you know, now, I don't want to sound judgy,
but I was. It was a nice neighborhood, so I
felt safe. Oh yeah, felt safe. I was like okay,
like it was. It was an okay spot. And so
I pull up. Guy has it all pulled out right.
It's a heavy bag that's on a hook and stuff like.
It's free, free standing. And we're talking and he's like,

(24:24):
where are you from? And I tell him where I'm
from and he's like, oh, I just retired. I was
the vice principal of this school and it was my
kid's school he just graduated from last year. I was like, oh,
so we kind of knew each other though we didn't
know each other. And then he has this weird sales
pitch and I gotta give him a lot of credit
because he really was like adamant that I know this.
He's showing me. He's like, Yo, this is you know,

(24:44):
this is like ten years old. We used it a lot,
we really liked it. It was in my garage, we
worked out, you know, and it was I Don't Ever
Last or whatever it was. And uh, he's selling you
on the bag. He's selling me on the bag. And
he goes and you know, these bags are the canvas bags.
They're not the vinal ones. The vinyl ones crack and
they're all there. They're bad news. And then he made
this point and really hit it home. He goes, and

(25:08):
it's made in America. Oh like that, it's made in America.
And he points to the way I guess a thing
on the bag that says made in America, and he goes,
just want to let you know he said it for
like a third time, which I thought was odd. He
was really proud. He's like, let's talk politics. Made in America.
It's made And I go, all right, yeah, I love
that it's made in America.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
I'm just gonna hit it, man, that's all.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
I was like, Okay, can I just throw it in
the back of my van so I can go.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
But he really he was.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
He was loving the fact that he was giving me
something that was made in America, and there was part
of me that felt patriotic and I felt proud. I'm like,
you're right, it is made in America.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
We'll say.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I have a sign when you walk into my house.
It says presidents are temporary, but wu tang is forever. Okay,
And one of the parents, when they dropped off their
kid made a comment, hey, I love your sign.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Now.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
She also had a sweatshirt on I had the number
forty seven, and I'm like, now I see forty seven
as our president. I'm like, huh Now I'm looking at
her sleeve and it says patriot right, I'm American flag.
I'm like, you you're one of us.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, I got you.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
And then we had another shlub of a group of parents.
I'm like, I'm not even gonna talk to him about anything,
like you know, uh, we're big supporters of the firefighters,
big supporters of cops, but uh, the problem was like
everyone does stuff with the American flag now, like I
think the cops have like a blue stripe, the firefighters
for red stripe. But then like the Anti people had

(26:26):
their own flags and not grow upside down. And I
got confused, and I'm like, am I supporting or not supporting?
I need to know what flag to put on the support.
I want to support the cops. I want to support
the firefighters. But somebody tell me at one point, like
do I put a rainbow flag for a cop or
a firefighter? No, that doesn't mean everybody, but what the
colors are so pretty?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
We get back, we'll knock out some headlines.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
This three part is well Huncher point seven ZXL, South
Jersey's rock station Zell Show. It's like Scared Straight in
my house like that, Yeah, remember that?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Did you watch that in school? I remember they let the.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Guy's curse on h on TV. That was like the
first time on regular TV you heard someone cursing.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
We didn't watch it.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
We didn't watch it in you know. I've saw clips
of it where the guys's yelling at the kids. I
get it, try to scare them straight. It was if
you don't know what Scared Straight was. It was a
program that they would make every couple of years and
it was guys in jail and they would yell and
scream at these kids. They'd film it for TV and
they'd yell and scream at kids about what jail's like

(27:35):
and why not to be in jail. It was great
and they could curse and stuff. And then they play
it as like a news show. Uh for this the
scare Kid Straight. And we watched it in school, man,
remember clear as day.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Well, my wife did it with her.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Okay, So my wife does it with the younger one,
the eight year old, because he was kind of ungrateful,
and like, okay, man, you're not you're not being grateful
all the things you have. So my wife, now she
pulls up and I don't know where this comes from.
She goes to YouTube, okay, and she puts in poor
kids and it's it's videos of poor kids that don't
have all these things.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
That I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I'm doing the dishes. She's showing them, like the Scared
Straight video of poor kids on YouTube. Hey, look these
are the kids.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
They don't have this.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Some don't have a dad in the picture. Look at
the house. Does I tell the window that's broken. This
is what poor kids can live like. I can tell
you what the reason for that is, because kids today
don't have Sally Strautherers. They don't have those commercials that
teach us what kids do overseas. They're eating paste, there's
flies around their head. We don't have things like Live

(28:38):
Aid anymore. His kids, we were constantly barraged with commercials
and charity events for poor people. You're right, You're right,
because those kids were like, yeah, dude, you stayed home
from school and either you were going to go to
pencode Tech or Sally Struthers was going to have you
send her ten cents a day to feed a kid,
because that's all it takes. So this kind of came

(28:59):
up over the weekend, is uh. You know, we're talking
to some of the parents that dropped off for this
little party thing we had the kid for the get together,
and h one of the parents are saying that her
kid was asked.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
To go into like the boys room whatever, the bunch.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Of kids and they were vaping.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah, middle school. Now the dad's a cop.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Dad goes, dad finds out, goes in theres He's like, hey, man.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Offers to put like these detectors in the bathrooms, and
the principals like, we don't have the money for that.
It's we all want to do something to stop the
vaping in the boys room. Yeah you're middle school. Now,
come on, dad, we all smoked in the bathroom stopping
I know, but.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
He's trying not to.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
You don't what the vaping going on, And I'm like,
I don't want my kid either, So yeah, we have
the compensation. Looks so we had the conversation with my
kid about vaping not and then she shows she pulls
up us.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
You know, having the conversation is gonna want to make
them do it.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Well, it's now gone from vaping into full crackhead mode,
so now we're crack By the way, was the thing
that we were scared of his kids, remember with the commercial,
you know, the the egg and the frying pan, this
is your your head, yeah, your brains, oh yeah, and
the cracks the spoons, eating up the spoons, and then

(30:09):
death rejecting into their eyes.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I learned watching you.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, like it's forty years later, I'm still slighting that commercial.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
So I toldmost.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
So my wife goes to the YouTube and now she's uh,
she's showing the streets of Kensington, which happens when you
get involved in cracking drugs, and this is going to
lead you. Then those drug addicts and Kensington have good
core workouts because the positions that they fall asleep, I
don't know how I hold them. Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
I mean yeah, so yeah, you could end up here.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
So I'm like, my wife is just showing you know
what this looks like.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
And they have no souls, they have no family, and
I'm like, that's so when they do have souls and
they do have family, yes, yeah, yeah, but they don't
they don't well, they don't love them anymore. She said,
this is what you could be. Look at this person.
It's it's it's a broken down, beat up person.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
But what if he says that's cool?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Like what if he goes like yeah, see, that's the
problem is when kids are told noah.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
And that was the.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Problem growing up man, Like we heard like you can't
don't smoke wheat, don't smoke wheat, don't smoke wet, and
then you'd be like, well, what it must be awesome
this week.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
It must be awesome to smoke wheat so I must
find it and I must smoke you. I know you
can't listen to Two Live Crew. Well I don't know.
Like this cassette looks pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
A special episode of Family Ties and it's Tom Hanks
is the uncle who is drunk.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
But you're like, but he's so funny. Being a drunk
must be awesome.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah, so she's pulled off YouTube videos and scare straight. Now,
so we gotta take you to what Kensington looks like. Um, yeah,
it's so tough town. But yeah, I'll tell you what
probably smart to invest now because in twenty years.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
It'll turn around. Fish Town Gentrification, I believe is what
they call it.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Hey, look we get back, we'll do a thing called trash.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Oh why trash anything? Thirty thing, racket rock, roughing, crash.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
There's some trash for you. I remember Jennifer Hudson from
American Idol. She was one of the original, like like
ten of those first ten years of American Idol.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
She was a winner.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Who's ever made money from Kelly Clarkson Underwood Kelly Clarkson,
But of all the winners, Awtree was a big one.
Remember the old guy who was kind of all had
gray hair, who's good looking thing guy he was. He
won that, I believe the second or third year. The
fact that we can't remember his name is no good.
Jennifer Hudson won an oscar. So there have been a handful,

(32:38):
maybe like half dozen that have had real careers out
of American idol.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Still Clay Aikin.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Clay Aikin, Yeah, yes, it's still one now. It used
to be on Fox. Now I think it's on ABC. Yeah,
I think it's on ABC. So yeah, So she was
Jennifer Hudson. She was at a Knicks game, right, and
I guess she is is dating or married or engaged
the rapper Common, the actor Rapper Common.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
She got hit in the face by a ball.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
That's because they had great seats, inquitside seats and she
got whacked in the face com and tried to stop
the ball, but point guard Miles McBride, I guess he
passed the ball to a teammate and it hit her
in the face.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
So that happened with us in.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
We were at Sea World in Florida, and of course
the seats right by the tank are gonna be wide open.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
So the wife says, hey, look.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
We got great seats I said no, no, no, You're
in the splash slash, so you know what to be
in a splash zone, you're gonna splash Justin. Bieber's former
assistant is quitting. Apparently the Beab is going through a
rough time and says that Baber could be back on
the sauce and maybe some drugs and maybe getting a divorce.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
I think this diddy thing man is gonna catch up
with man. Let's see here, this is kind of cool.
Actor Michael Sheen.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Now, he's a guy who like who You see his
face and you're like that guy.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
He's been in so much stuff. It's just a good dude.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Like, it's not like he's a guy making ben Affleck money.
He's not making you know, uh j Low money. He's
not making Beyonce money. He's not making Taylor Swift money.
He's just an actor, dude. He took one point two
nine million bucks, right, one point two nine million dollars
of his own money and paid the debt off for
nine hundred people.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Wow, nice man, that dude.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
That's that's just a he's just like, yeah, you know,
I have the money, why not. That's just a nice dude.
How much was it what do you donate? So he
took one point two million dollars of his own money
and paid off nine hundred people's debt.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Gwyneth Paltrow said she's drinking every night after the Palisades fire.
So that is is that what I was drinking? My
most is that was because it was because of fire?
Are you still sitting in the burnt house?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
He's just drinking.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Okay, you know it's just a fireplace? Is standing cool?

Speaker 3 (34:57):
I guess uh tiktoks.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Alex Earl, she's a call her daddy. Uh oh, but
Alex Earl is not call her daddy. Alex Earl worked
for Call her Daddy, and now she's been fired by
Call her Daddy. Now she's reporting that she has secret
plans for a new podcast.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
I guess she's gonna start.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
It's called Earl Girls and Garlers, Earl Girls and Gearless.
Earl is a guy on the show. Now, it's a boy,
it's a girl, It's a girl. The Trademark is an online,
non downloadable audio and audio visual content featuring discussions of
collegiate life, post collegiate life, and young adulthood, relationship, lifestyle, entertainment, travel,

(35:43):
Who Is this.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
I don't know people, so it's not Alex Cooper.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Alex Cooper is to call me daddy or call her
daddy post and she's making a ton of money. Alex
Earl's some other broad I don't know who Alex Earlves.
Well whatever, She's got a podcast. Everybody's got a podcast.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Which we do too.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Based book dot Com forwards, Last Joe Join Scotti Get
to Hear a populist our podcast.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
It really is just our.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Show, just condensed the form. We put it up every day,
Facebook dot Com forwards. Last Joe, Jo and Scotti. H
Dylan Mulvaney, one of your favorite TikTokers Jojo is coming
out with a podcast. We just talked about how everyone
has a podcast, and now your favorite trans tikstar TikTok star,
Dylan mulvaney has one. Came out with a new book

(36:26):
this week, very Busy, and now she's coming out with
a podcast. She launched The Dylan Hour, a new interview
podcast through Lemonade Media. The weekly pod is in the
format of a cocktail hour talk show where she'll be
sitting down with different guests and drinking a bit.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
She drinking bud Light.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I you know, what I think the guys should be
Kid Rock. I think the bud Light days are over
for Dylan Rock on that show.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Dude, I bet he would do it.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
He's a sensible guy, like he would do it and
have a convers like it would be fun to have
him sit down and have a conversation with Dylan mulvaney.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
I listened to that pot.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yes, that's how you get it back. You got to
tie yourself to that way. Well, you know that like
a dude, like a.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Real hard that.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
John Stewart has come real hard at Elon Musk, and
Elon Musk sent out a message.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
To John Stewart said, I'll do your show any time.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, any questions you have for me, I will sit
in front of you and answer to your face. I
respect that. There you go, some trash for it. Hey,
good morning z XL. Hey that's going well, buddy, thanks
for asking.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
How are you. I'm doing well on nice.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah man college basketball coming back to Atlantic City. I
believe the winner of this tournament does make it into
March Madness.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
So the Big sixty four right, because.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Now see I'm all confused because there's like playing games
now for March teams that can get in.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yeah, so it's like, uh, I gotta wait till like
the day.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Uh, that's when I start caring about it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Now, what was the last was the last team you
money on?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Little? Honestly, I haven't bet anything in the last two years,
and it was Lakers and Warriors.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
You can't win if you don't bet.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
What do you do? And there's money out there? Brother,
I lost one hundred.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
I lost one hundred and fifty dollars last night on
Tennessee and Alabama. It was no old Miss, no I bet.
I bet Tennessee minus to two.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
I lost. Yeah, but it was old Miss. I was
in Alabama.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, old Miss Old Miss beat them by Yeah, it
was a buzzer beater.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Now Alabama lost to Florida. Oh so you so okay?
So lost on two games?

Speaker 1 (38:36):
You lost on two that's the because you lost to
Alabama last weekend, right, because I lost Alabama game you
were over to last night.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
So I lost. And what do you do when you lose?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
You double up and then you take a p At
one thirty in the morning, you see the tennis suit
win either talk about bad luck but wanting to do
the right thing. There was a story last week that
came out a guy one of these casine you know,
it's like Riverboat casinos down south. He put himself on
that do not gamble list, right, had a bad night,
sign himself up. So it was years ago, it's like

(39:09):
five six years ago, comes back to this casino, ends
up winning like five million bucks.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
They don't let him have it because he's on the list. Wow. Yeah,
what a kick in the nuts.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
That's like when an eighteen year old or like a
seventeen year old pools a lever he wins the car
at the.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Casino, Like, I can't give it.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
You mean, mister Papa Joornio. Yes, from Vegas vacation. All right, buddy,
what's your name?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
All right?

Speaker 6 (39:31):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
You got tickets for the MAC Basketball Championship. Come on
the board to walk hall all right? Thanks? Going on, Yeah,
gamble is just stupid.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
You can never get it when you win.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I know it's a rush when you win, but I like,
now on my uh my alger algorithm, my algorithm, like
gambling stuff comes up and guys like guy's out of
his mind.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
He's like tonight's tonight's the game, blah blah.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Blah blah and he's like waiting, Alabama's gonna roll flaw lah.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I'm like, and I buy into him. All right, man,
let's this.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I'm up early on the weekends and everything. And I
used to really love listening to bad talk radio, bad FM,
talk radio, sometimes AM talk radio for kids out there.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Am was a thing. So a lot of times it
was sports stations and you would listen to it was
kids who just getting in. It was old guys they
throw a bone.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Who would be like six am and it would just
be like the guys hungover.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
It was train wreck radio.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Well now they've broke it out, all these deals to
these gambling companies.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Oh yeah, and everything on.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
These sports radio stations now, in these talk stations is
all gambling base.

Speaker 7 (40:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
And I'm like, I don't want to listen to any
of this.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Notice and the usually the pros and this isn't a
good This isn't a good percentage. You're usually about sixty
or sixty five percent if you're a good gambler. So
you gotta know when like I don't know, you gotta
load up on the one team you're gonna win. Just
get very good percentage. Give me my old bad radio.
I don't want to hear. Yeah, it's all, it's all.
It's all like pre canned. Mean, it's all like pre
recorded stuff. It's almost like listening to like a thirty

(40:59):
minute infomercier.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
Yeh.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
But they're out of their mind, like they're throwing me
at you. That's my favorite part.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Apparently.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
If you remember back in the day, the guys who
did like the car dealership commercials and the guys used
to sell baseball cards on bad TV stations, they all
got jobs now running a gambling websites and they all
do radio shows where they just screamed. I remember back
like in the nineties, I want to say, like CBS
the like the was it Jimmy the Greek that did
handicapping did and then said some some real bad things.

(41:27):
I got fire some you know, I didn't even know
what it meant that then look now I get it
for in twenty years, how the world has changed. I
got an opportunity to work for a company called CBS Radio.
And one of the things that you were not allowed
to talk about in our tryouts, and they made it
clear as day you are not to talk about because
people would be bored.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Fantasy football.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Yeah, that was twenty years ago, and now you turn
on a sports station, that's.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
All they talk about.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Serious only Radio has a whole sports station just for
fantasy sports.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I remember a clearsday sitting us down because we wanted
to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
And that's one thing we do not talk about here
at CBS Radio.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
And I don't know if you've heard, CBS radio really
isn't in business. Yeah, consultants, man, they killed us. Look
we get back. Knock out some headlines. This a bunch
of point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station, where you
can stream the show or stream the station right there

(42:26):
on the iHeartRadio app. Yes, search iHeartRadio is the app.
Search wz XL take us anywhere. Not on my Bingo
card for this week was this which I got from
my wife yesterday.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Now, her birthday is coming up on.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Tuesday, Happy almost birthday in case. So she's you know,
so she's like, well, what are we gonna do this weekend?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Celebrate? I was like, okay, I got to get in
celebrate mode.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I'm like, okay, what are we going to and then
she books an eye doctor appointment for our little guy
on her birthday. This sounds like a birthday week and weekend,
about a month, the whole thing. Yeah, go right into June. Yeah,
it's a birthday month.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Now.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
One of the things that is a little awkward, be honest,
she shares a birthday with my ex wife. That is weird. Okay,
what are the chances of that? Now?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
You know, it's it's always awkward because it's your ex
wife and my wife, my beautiful wife. Now you know,
she's always like, eh, you know, sharing a birthday. You know,
it's like, ah, now this I was not ready for it. Well,
my wife was asking me, what do we got planned
for the weekend? What are we going to do for
my birthday? Okay, so I'm in the midst of planning, right.
She hits me up yesterday with this text, Hey, just

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let you know we're doing brunch on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Okay. She started to put her own plans together.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Oh she's yeah, because she goes, do you just want
me to plan or do you have it under control?
And I said I got it under control. Then it's
like she's just like sliding me ideas of what she
wants to do. Are you trying? Are you going to
surprise her with something? You just pretty much put it together.
I'm gonna put you'll make the reservations, because if I
do something.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
And she doesn't like it, I'm gonna know right. You know,
you know how you feel it, you feel that they
they're they're not happy with it.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Oh. I planned and also thing for my wife, like
a place she wanted to go, and then she bailed
out like three fourth like days before. I'm like, well,
then why did I do that? This I was not expecting.
So hey, we're doing brunch on Sunday. Okay, she likes
to do brunch brunch, we can do That's easy. That's
a slam duck. I can make that happen with your
ex wife. Why what exactly? I'm reading this text yesterday.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Afternoon, I did a spit take, Like I said, whatever
I was drinking, I spent out.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
I was like, why why are we doing that?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
That's something I would ask you about first, and she goes, yeah,
we're doing that.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
I already talked to her and I was like, what
bo why?

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Now?

Speaker 1 (44:47):
They get along fine, they're very friendly. You know, it's
it's great for the kids. You know that that that
their relationship is there, But do we have to spend
a birthday celebration with her. But they've already planned it out.
They got the place planned, So yes, I would be
spending Sunday having a breakfast brunch with not only my
lovely bride but my ex wife. The only reason that

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this would make sense is if all the kids are
involved and we're trying to un all the kids will
be there, and I would put that together at all.
So here's what's gonna happen. And I love this that
my wife and her get along and the ex is
her boys coming too, right, So it's gonna be my
wife and my ex wife getting together, getting all drunked
up on mimosas, right, and they're gonna laugh and cackle,

(45:34):
probably making fun of me.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Yeah right.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
And then I'm gonna be stuck with the boyfriend, who's
a nice enough guy, but me and him have like
nothing in common, and it's that weird thing where it's like, yeah, okay,
like you're with my ex wife and it's cool, and
he's got his own thing going on. And so now
it's gonna be a little I'll be honest, not we
I did not expect to.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Get that text yesterday.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah, and maybe she didn't trust you you should have
put something together way early.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Then I would have.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Imagine, imagine if I came to her and said, Babe,
i got a whole birthday weekend and we're gonna cap
it off by having brunch with my ex wife. See now,
if you came up with the idea, yeah, shut that
right down. So yeah, and my wife's super happy about it.
We were talking about it last night. She's like, yeah,
I'm excited about it. They picked out a place, you know,
I'm gonna be in beautiful downtown Hamilton.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
That'd be fun.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
They can talk Eagles. I know your ex is a
big Eagles fan.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Well that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
So they they've kind of bonded over the last couple
of months over like the same thing.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
The Eagles were a big thing. Baking has been a
big thing. You're you're I mean, you're right there. They
have you in common. Bit.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Bitching about me is probably a big thing next to
sour dough bread.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
So yeah, so that's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
So that's gonna be a little I'll be honest, maybe
not weird for my wife, but definitely odd for me.
So but there's gotta be something else. I'm sure you
and her have something that you're gonna do. I think
we're gonna take the day in Kate May on Saturday,
bounce around Kate Mayle. But then my wife likes. My
wife's the best because to me, I'm not drinking so easy.
We'd spend the day in Cape May and then we
get in a car and we drive back to our

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beautiful home.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
My wife is all about, let's get a room. Oh yeah,
I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
During the off season, it's still like four hundred dollars
a night in Kate Man.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
What's k up too? I know, I get it.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
It's it's winter and you're still charging four hundred bucks
a night for a room.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Yeah, like Kate may You're not all that, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Oh, we did a Bob Dylan movie. He didn't win
any Oscars. Look we get back. What do a thing called?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
You think you have a done? Thank you got in bed.
I don't think we have it bad.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
The battle of territorial naming rights has expanded, this time to.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Steak Tennis Tennis.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Texas Lieutenant Governor Or Tennis Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick from
ESPN has made a proposal that would demand New York
strip Steak to be renamed Texas Strip Steak. The Lieutenant
Governor points out that Texas has twelve point two million
heads of cab, which is the most in America. In
his proposal, restaurants will be asked to change the name

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of the cut of the meat the next time they
make changes to their menus, and the grocery stores will
be asked to make the same change. He hopes it's
an idea that starts to catch on nationwide. While cute
doesn't seem like there there is more important issues.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Going on in the war whld.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yeah, why did why new York Strip? I don't get that. Well,
it's because New York had the finest steak restaurants, so
you got so bag. I mean you're talking probably one
hundred years ago. You would it would be a fancy
steakhouse and you would get the New York Strip steak
because it was like the fancy way.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
To get this.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
A piece of steak actually comes from like Oma, sexas
twelve million heads of cattle, so why not call it
the Texas Strip. The greatest advice my final law ever
gave me was we were out shopping for dinner and
he said, if you want a good steak. You got
to you gotta, you gotta spend good money on it,
because I'll look at someone like, oh, seven bucks for
three of them. Sure, let's do it. Dollar has the

(48:59):
sale every summer on steak on steak? Can you buy
the whole cow from there? I like to get my
steak shrink wrapped and just splash frozen, no recycled, No,
not the packaging, the actual meat.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I follow guys who do that. Those Tomahaw steaks, Ah, dude,
those things look insane. Yes, it seems that almost twenty
five percent of Americans do what jojo.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
I am one of the seventy five percent that do
not do this. They still dry their clothes on a clothesline.
My mom still does that, even in her dementia state
during the spring and summer. Dude, she's out there. Her
braziers are out there, just hanging in the wind. My
aunt Rose pee in the shower. I pee in a shower.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Nope. A new survey of two shower nope.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Oh my god. A new survey of two thousand random
Americans found the twelve percent do it every day. Another
twelve percent admit the shower tinkling a couple times a week.
Twenty five percent of millennials say they take a shower
leak daily. All thirteen percent of Gen xers and six
percent of boomers admit to the practice. The study also
found the thirty per set of men and twenty percent
of women owned their pea shower practices. We're gonna have

(50:04):
to pee and I'm getting in the shower. I'll hold
my pee because I'm like, why would I flush the
toilet and waste water.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
I'll just peel right down the drain.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Nope, Monopoly is done using cash when you play the game.
Now it's an app. Hasbro's introduced a new version of
Monopoly called Monopoly amp Banking, which replaces traditional paper money
and the banker roll with a mobile app that manages
all transactions.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
We've even dumbed down Monopoly. That's where we are.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Players use a smartphone or tablet to handle their finances,
making the game faster and reducing the chance of cheating.
Some parents are upset at the idea and believe that
removing the physical cash will take away the one thing
that Monopoly taught you, which is how to deal with money.
I do cheating. My kids have it on their switch.
So sometimes me and my cousin will getting the Monopoly game,
but we'll just do it on a switch and you know,

(50:52):
you shake the battle and can dice. I'm gonna tell
you a secret. I think I told you this before.
I've never played Monopoly. It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Man, never once played Monopoly.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
We weren't a board game family growing up, and my
wife has tried to get me to play, and it
just seems too I'm at an age where I'm not
taking all new things.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Well probably not now, but it was fun growing up.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Man. To me, board games were just like when the
power went out and we were super bored. Yeah, right,
Like I just I always hated board games and uh
that I've never played life.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
I've never played Monopoly. We tried trivia. I hate clue.
Trivia Pursuit was too hard for me to get the
m version of that. I love Trivial Pursuit.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Well that's a board game, it's a but but it's
a trivia game. Like I'll take I'll do trivia games
all day long. But but yeah, Monopoly never did it
for me. And everyone's like, but it's Atlantic City.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Have you been to Atlantic City?

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Which you want to play a game that's based on
Atlantic City. I got a game. It's called Violence and Crime. Yeah,
there's no properties that are worth anything in Atlantic City.
They should all just be bultimate Baltic and Mediterranean.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Those people they have a bed, You not so much.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
And it's the XL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
So my wife fell into this and I used to
until you broke my ball so bad. You and another
guy that I had to figure out on how to
not do this, and I've been really good about it.
It's your and your Oh the yours yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
So my I mean you should know the yours of theirs.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
You know, you should at middle aged, you should have
them down pat by. Now, my wife is beautiful. She's smart,
she's intelligent, she makes good money. She's very smart when
it comes to her job. Like i've heard her interview,
she's amazing. So she puts this video together for her boss,
like everyone just like, hey, you know you're a great boss.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Bah blah blaha. Your birthday.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
My wife puts it all together. But she puts the
text on the video like you're amazing, you're a great person, yo,
and you know all that. It's yo, you are amazing.
I'm like no, no, no, no. I was like listen. I
was like you, I don't want you to send this
to your friends. I say it to her, They're all
going to see that it's wrong.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
And and then and and honestly, I.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Have that kind of a silent agreement with my wife
that when it because my wife posts a lot of
stuff on social media, and I said, if I see
something wrong grammatically wrong, same with me.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Tell me, because I don't want you to come off
as dumb. And that's the first thing.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Because I would pick that apart because I was like,
here's the wrong your and we know people and you're
talking post things all the time and it's all wrong.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Oh look she used the wrong there. And it's like, ah,
come on, this is how bad too. Who's another one
that gets me? How bad my brain is.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
I can post something on social media and I can
I can read it.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I'll read it over again and over.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
When I post it and I put it up, I'll
go look back on it and screw it. And I
screwed up. I missed a word, I missed a letter.
There was something that was missing that I had.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Allowed to go back and edit.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
There was a lot of time, like Twitter, Twitter forever,
you weren't allowed to you once you posted, it was
stuck there so you couldn't edit. Now, I believe all
social media you can go back and kind of edit.
But now there's a couple social media platforms. It'll show,
it'll say that you went back and edit it. It'll
have a little uh footmark that says and uh yeah,
the two's the the yours and the theirs. By middle age,

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you should have that, even if you have to have
a list on the wall next to the next to
the cat hanging on a branch and says, hang in there,
have a list of how to you know, the what
how correctly to use that? I said, other than you
mess it up the word your which you're gonna have
to go back and fix. It's a great video. You know,
she's gonna love it. It's her birthday. It's her manager.
But everyone, hey, you know, happy birthday. But yeah, I

(54:34):
was like, you gotta go. I can't even let you
so so so she was saying, it's your birthday. Yes,
you're amazing, Okay, you're amazing.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Yeah, but she spelled it has it's your birth why
you are goddamn.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
See the way in my head because I'm dumb. I
would not even try to use the your I would
say you are amazing the way I'm safe, right, I
know I'm safe insaying because like, I mean, where do
you put the apostrophe? Well, that's where the he goes,
you know, you put the apostrophe at the very end. Yeah,
it's awful, And I'm like, what is that? I think
that's possession, but I'm not sure. Yeah, that's uh yeah, yeah,

(55:11):
that's a tough one man. And then you don't want
to make them feel bad. No, but you too, because
I just want to. I don't want her to. I
don't want her one of her co workers to come
back and say, listen, you know you mess this up.
You know. So I'm also saying before it leaves the house.
I'm also big on correcting someone who's wrong about something
like and not like that. But by like, they'll say
something like a fact saying it's like true, and I'm like, no,

(55:32):
let me see, it's not. And I don't want you
to go out in public and say that because it's
not true, it's not right, it's not correct. You're a
fact checker. But then I get yelled at for like, well, yeah,
you're just you're you're just picking me apart. I go, no,
I don't want you to people look at you like
you're dumb dump right before you leave this house, just
make sure we wrap it all up.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Yeah, like I want to.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Make sure if you're gonna spew these facts, there are facts,
they're correct facts.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Everybody.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
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Speaker 3 (56:10):
Kick Which one is that? If I say me too,
me too? The movement you mean? Which which two is it?
Me too?

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Me?

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Speaker 3 (56:33):
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Speaker 3 (57:11):
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Speaker 1 (57:15):
Let's smile, keep on smiling.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
I'm smiling, dropping out, man.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
I know you guys are all my love looking at me,
guys on my way to work than rings. She was like, yeah,
warming up ship and I'm like, I'm a down here.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
We're rocking. Hey, thank you?

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Keep me laughing?

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Man, you guys are great.

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